The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 290 - Live! Wil Anderson, Kyle Kinane, Anne Edmonds & Greg Larsen

Episode Date: April 27, 2016

Gift Cards, Asking For Gigs and Doctor Ramsey. Recorded LIVE at The European Bier Cafe on Sunday April 17, 2016.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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You've found a flaw in your own plan. You're right. Yellow chocolate moose. We're talking to you. Thank you for your moose. More importantly, thank you for your money. Thank you for their money. They haven't given us... Oh, no, they gave found a flaw in your own plan. You're right. Yellow chocolate mousse. We're talking to you. Thank you for your mousse. More importantly, thank you for your money. Thank you for their money. They haven't given us...

Oh, no, they've given us a little bit of mousse. They've given us a small sampling of mousse. Oh, no, I'm not saying thank you for your free mousse. I'm saying thank you for your mousse in general. In general. Thank you for... Hey, you do you, guys. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm still a buyer. Like, we don't get sent free chocolate mousse. That'd be nice. But I still use the money that we get paid for yellow to go and buy mousse. Yeah, it's great. Someone gave me – I got my first ever litre tub the other day. Fuck, I saw that.

Yeah. The look in your eyes, the gleam in your eyes. Yeah, but this is the thing. Oh, here we go. No. This will be – here we go. People give me mousse at the live shows, which is much appreciated. Yes.

But – Here we go. Here we go. You're getting – when at the live shows, which is much appreciated. Yes. But. Here we go. When you're in a gig, I'm about to get so drunk that I pass out and turn up in Richmond somewhere, right? So all of a sudden I'm dragging this moose around with me going. Yeah, it's not going to be refrigerated. It's not going to be. Yeah. By the way, have we picked up that slab that's in this venue that we're in right now?

We have not. We better. Let's go drink it now. Oh, no. Let's sit in a park and drink it together right now. At my birthday show, we got given a slab. That's what Tommy's talking about. At the birthday show, we got given a slab.

At that birthday show that you can't hear anywhere. We've got it. We've got a recording of it. Have you listened to it yet? No. I've listened to bits of it. Have you? Yeah, very good. So yeah, we better go and get that slab. Thank you. Thank you for the slab. If you want to bring us presents, it's much appreciated.

We do definitely take everything home with us. Look at how much we respect the presents. Oh, yeah, there's that thing. So we've also got T-shirts and, hey, we've got hoodies on sale. We sort of got them printed up in the middle of summer. Very, very bad time to get hooded sweatshirts made up. And as a result, we didn't give it much, you know, much press at the time. But hey, the weather's getting colder.

It's probably, get yourself a hoodie. Will Anderson turned up in this episode wearing one. He didn't turn up. He was about to go on stage and just grabbed one. He turned up into the show with one. Yes. Yeah. So that's a good audio advertisement for it.

Yeah. Get them. They're really good. Also, the Patreon bonus episodes, bonus magazine, all this cool extra stuff that we put in to say thank you to you guys for chipping in and supporting the podcast. If you go to patreon.com slash little dum-dum club, you'll

find all the prizes, all the special rewards that you can get for chipping in at different levels, two bucks, five bucks. You know what we're going to do, Tommy? Next episode, we've got to do a bit more thank you to all the people. Oh, yeah. Because there is that thing that we never do in the last, because we've been so busy with the comedy festival.

We've got to get our shit together, and we've got a level of Patreon where we should be thanking basically everyone. So we'll get on to that. You know what we do? You know what I reckon we should do? Here's a way where we can knock off a lot of them. Let's do a Rad Dad, and let's just write in a bunch of the names as characters, and they can all come on and have one line each, and that's how we can do it. No, there's

way too many. There is way too many. It'll be like Springfield in Rad Dad. Man, there's way too many. Alright. Guys, littledumbdumbclub.com for all the information on all that stuff. And hey, this is the final episode from the Comedy Festival so I think we've said this on Facebook and stuff but a belated huge thank you to everyone who came down

and checked out our solo shows, everyone who came down and checked out the podcast. This was the best year we've had with all that stuff. It was so great to see people in the audiences every night. It was so great to hear from people who liked our shows and appreciate the podcast. And yeah, it was such a fun month. And it's all because of you guys coming down and supporting the show. Yeah, and it's grown that much that at the moment it's a very backhanded compliment.

There are a lot of people coming up going, you know what? I know people that like listen to your podcast it's like yeah that's what they're supposed to do but people are surprised so thanks so much guys

and yeah next week we'll be back we'll be back in the old stewed just just real I mean we've got our pick of the crop

at the moment of people who want to come on the show so it's going to be good well that's what you guys want you guys like your studio episodes better than these ones. Yeah. You'll be happy. Okay, thanks heaps for listening, guys. Here comes an episode,

the last episode with who? Will Anderson, Kyle Kinane, Ann Edmonds and a special bonus appearance from Greg Larson. Oh, that's right. Appearance inverted commas. Did we not delete that out? Alright, see you later, guys. Hey, ladies.

Hey, mates. Welcome to the Little Dumb Dumb Club, live from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Thank you very much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dasolo. Standing next to me, the other half of the program, Carl Chandler. G'day, dickheads. Yay.

All right. Thanks, guys, for coming. As we know, the rule is if you buy a ticket to the regular show, you get a ticket to the drunk cast. We've sold more tickets than this that are here tonight. A lot of people are just like, fuck the regular show. We just want to come to the fun one. Yeah. We, like 15 minutes ago, there were like 30 people in

here and we were like, oh, this might be it. Like, we might play to an empty room for this show because people just want to come and watch us get shit-faced and burn our careers to the ground. Great. They're already pretty low down to begin with. Like, not much burning to do. It's like burning a small shrub.

Yeah. Burning an anthill. All right. Fuck you. All right. This is good shit so far. Get into it. Or you're not allowed in the drunk cast.

All right. You're all banned. All right. Now, this... I just got to... It's always good when you're about to walk on stage and then you go, fuck, what are we going to say to start on stage And then you go Fuck what are we gonna say to start with

And then someone texts you something good So someone just Just tweeted at us Rushing not to be late to Dum Dum Club I just hit a bus I am well and truly a dumb cunt. That's better than being a dead cunt, I guess. But that only came in like one minute ago.

So someone just hit a bus. Wow. And they were still ten minutes late. We should be on ads for an insurance company based on that. Lucky, you're a dumb car so that person hit a bus and i like that they didn't get hit by a bus they hit a bus yeah so they're not here are they no they're dead just tweeted it tweeted it with their final effort just i i like that though because yeah it's like I was in such a rush to get that I ploughed into a bus. Like, it doesn't quite add up.

I don't know how that equals desperation to get to a podcast. So you just think they're trying to impress us. Yeah. I just hit a bus. Clang. Yeah. Also, like, the actual noise it would make. We've got to, if that person turns make. We've got to...

If that person turns up, we've got to... Anna, can you tip us off if old Bussie rocks up? If someone turns up with a bit of a bus imprint in them... Anna, just turn to someone who's at the door and I think to say, was that you who hit that bus? Just a guy in a neck brace and a sling. What do you reckon? So this is it

This is our final week here For the comedy festival Of these podcasts Oh let me say this I think we've talked about this guy Before on the show I don't know if anyone else knows him There's a busker who's like

Out on that corner And he's always got his guitar He's got long hair And when he sees you coming He'll kind of like improvise A bit of a song about you As you walk past Like sort of based on your appearance.

He's a bit of, he's the Ross Noble of homeless cunts basically. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's great. And so I'm walking up the street. And he plays like he can't play. Yeah, he can't play. He's just playing the one chord again and again. Yeah, yeah.

So he's literally trying to get money off the strength of his lyrics. Yes, yes. Off his quick skill of just saying what's right in front of him. Thank God you don't have a house. You're not coming to the drunkards. Everyone out. That should have set this place on fire. Yeah.

Go hit a bus, you cunts. Yeah, I wish you'd hit V-Line. So the other night I'm walking up that street with Dilruk Jaisingha and Demi Lardner and we... Uphill, wow. LAUGHTER So we're walking along and he sees us coming and he's just overwhelmed because he's looking at all three of us and he's got...

He's like, is this some sort of weird babushka doll? He just says he's got too much to work with. Like, I've never seen him... Like, we actually cleared him. We'd just gotten past him and there was nothing. And I thought, fuck, we've finally stumped him. And then as he's looking at Demi Lardner he starts going school holidays

are great That's great That could have been, it is like a little tableau it's like I'm Demi's older sister that's taken her to the aquarium, Dilruch Yeah Oh Dilruch. Yeah. Or Dilruch's your sponsor child that you've given way too much money to food for.

Taken all that money that was supposed to be for a well, just went to fucking Hungry Jack's. Should we get him up here for one second? Because he's wearing something that delights me. This is going to, you know, the people at home already complain about the live podcast. I know, but does he want to? Oh, what a fucking dumb question.

Does he want attention? Does he want attention? Do you want to do it or not? Yeah, just get up here for like five seconds. This is, Dil is always wearing a suit jacket and a shirt. Look, just get up here. Look at what he's turned up wearing today. He's just... This...

Fryzenberger. Fryzenberger. For the listener at home, Dil Ruch's wearing a Breaking Bad T-shirt and I just find that hilarious. I don't know why it tickles me so much. Yeah, it looks like he's in a fucking frat party or something. And not a fat party. Yes.

Got him. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you go. Yeah, no, you go. Oh, I was going to say, so we're nearly at the end. We've only got like a show to go at this point in terms of our solo shows. Who's been to our solo shows? And now who hasn't been?

Yeah, you sound pretty happy, yeah. Fucking thanks, guys. Who's been to my show? All right, yeah, nice one, nice one. So it's, you know, I talk about it quite a lot because the way I've set it up is quite fucked. And because I have a hecklers, I have a professional heckler in every night. And so it gets a bit weird. Yeah.

So I've had some weird ones this week. I had Dave Hughes came in the other night. Is anyone at that one? Do you guys know who that is? Yeah. Do you know Hughes? So, it was pretty weird because, like, you know, when you get someone that's that famous in there

and then everyone's just like, we don't want to look at you anymore. What's Hughesy doing? People say that even when there's not a famous person in there with you. Hughesy comes into my room and goes, you know, I'm always like, oh, you know, I know you play a bigger room. And he's like, you know, when I started, I played... Actually, I never played one this small, so...

He must get claustrophobic being in a room that size. Oh, yeah, totally. So he was in, and it was a lot of fun. There was a guy, I don't know if he was a podcast fan or not, but Hugh's came in and went, look, the only reason I'm here is because I've got a flat phone, I need it charged, can someone charge it for me during the show? And so this guy just goes, I've got a charger,

and so he grabs it and he just, and I sort of think he's going to give the charger to Husey, but instead he just goes, give me your phone. And we start to do the show and I go, hang on, you've just got Husey's phone. And he looks up, he's just going through all the text messages. He's literally going through all the text messages. He's literally going through all the text messages. And I'm like, fuck, is this okay?

And he's like, oh, I don't know, I guess so. And he just starts reading them out. So he's got one from the Melbourne Storm coach that's been to see his show. He's like, oh, great show, Husey. And I'm like, all right, what's the next one is like from his wife going off nearly cooked the sausages I've got no it's pretty horny in the Hughes house no no no it was worse that was like I've got the sausages ready for your daughter like oh come on that's weird and this explains why I got that text message from here's

the other night just saying let's bum and then the next one was like, oh, here's... Because my show starts at 9.45 every night. I get what... Then he goes, oh, there's this one from Carl Chandler at 9.43. Fuck, are you going to turn up or not? So then this guy just starts taking pictures with the phone. I don't know whether he's a listener to the show. Is that guy here?

No, he was just a random cunt. He should listen to this show. So he just takes pictures. We go, I'll take a picture of the whole crowd and I'm like, tweet it out on Hugh's Instagram, you know. And then he just takes a picture. Tweet it out on Hugh's Instagram. Tweet it on your landline.

So I put it out on the Instagram. He's like, yeah, no worries. And then just takes a picture and then we see it the next day. It's like he just took a picture of himself. And put it out. And then so anyway, the show was great. The show was actually really good. Like the people that were there, yeah, fuck, it was killer.

Like the whole show was like heaps of fun. It was great. Then like 10 minutes from the end, two guys just like I can hear someone talk and I'm like what – as soon as anyone talks in my show, I'm like please tell me what you're saying so we can talk about that so I don't tell my jokes. So I'm like I asked these two guys at the back, and what had happened was I started to set up to a joke, and I'd said, right, I was in a shop, I bought a gift voucher,

and the girl behind the counter said, and then this guy goes, let's fight. Like, it was a good guess. But no. I've heard that joke, and that's better. No. I like that a lot more No So then

What was the expiry date on that gift voucher in that joke? So Fuck I love podcasting Thanks for coming So So then I go What did you say? And he just goes

I just said I'm going to walk out what did you say? And he just goes, I just said, I'm going to walk out. I'm like, really? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, all right. And he's like, really? And I'm like, yeah, just walk out. It'll be funny. And so then him and his mate just go, all right.

And they're like these business types, and they just get up and walk out. And just as they walk out, and I'm sort of stunned because the show's been going great. Like, I've had walkouts before. But it's usually when it's not a good show. But this was fucking killer. And they're walking out and I'm like, how are you walking out of a show that's going this well?

And you fucking got Hughesy there as well. And Hughesy's like, yeah, I'm fucking pretty offended as well. And then his response is he just walks across the room and goes, Mike, go and see a show that's not shit. Which is fair, but... You've got to let reviewers in next year. I just want to see what the press would make of this. But that's the thing, that was the night the reviewers

were supposed to come in and I banned them from coming in, so that could have... I don't know how you would write that up as a show. It would have been literally... Especially if you have to do a condensed one, it's like, Carl gets in, yells at the crowd, Hughsey gets his phone charged, people walk out. Three stars. Yeah.

One for each joke. Well, for that at least for that sweet let's fight joke. Hey, should we get a guest up here? Sure. I feel like we should probably do that. Guys, you know this

guy from Gruen and from Tofop, please welcome back into the Little Dum Dum Club, Will Anderson. Will Anderson. This was this time last year, right? Yeah. It was this fucking podcast. That we coined, I'm aware of a little dumb numb club. This is the fucking anniversary of this phrase.

By the way, you do look like a super fan of a little dumb numb club because you got the merch, you were at the live show, but you haven't seen our solo shows. Mate, you couldn't even get me to heckle at yours. I put this on as a joke and I said, I'm going to pay for it. And she goes, oh, the guys won't want you to pay for it. And I'm like, trust me, they know. I'm doing fine.

I can spend 40 on a fucking joke. That's how well I'm doing. And this is after I got hit by a fucking bus on the way here. So... Actually, what happened, this is an absolutely true story, after I got hit by a fucking bus on the way here. Actually, what happened, this is an absolutely true story. The taxi drivers were having their protest down the street. I was running a bit late and I was coming here and I walked through the taxi driver protest

and they're getting people to sign petitions on behalf of taxis and they came up to me and said, can you sign this petition on behalf of taxis? And I was like, oh yeah, of course I can. Oh, hang on, what direction are you going? They were like, down there. I was like, oh, yeah, of course I can. Oh, hang on, what direction are you going? They were like, down there. I was like, oh, fuck, no, sorry, mate. Not going that way, so...

It's nearly fucking knock-off, so... Hey, I just remember the last time I saw you in this venue was, like, the middle of last year, I think it was. Carl's Thursday night gig is on in this room and I was running it. I think you were away or something. I was running it for you. You were in town, Will, doing a corporate.

I was hosting Sherlock. There was Mark Gatiss and Stephen Moffat, the creators of Sherlock, came out and they did like a big speech at the Regent Theatre. 3,000 seats. Yeah, 3,000 to see them talk about their fucking telly show. How do you guys feel?

I still feel like there's been some sort of mistake here, to be honest. But you were... So I didn't know you were in town. You just decided to swing past. The gig was in progress. I was in the bathroom. I'm just washing my hands. You walk into the bathroom and I go, oh, hey, man. And then you're at the urinal and like midstream you turn around

over your shoulder to me and go, hey, man, if you want me to get up, I'm happy to get up. It's like soliciting a gig while you've got your dick in your hand. It was wild stuff. Oh, see, here's where you're wrong. I wasn't looking for a gig. Well,

yeah. You misunderstood and then I had to fucking do one just to cover up the embarrassment of what was happening. You weren't looking

for a gig, you were looking for five minutes. Right. You know what, give me a light at three. Don't go long because there's a lot of people that have got to get on still. I'm getting paid for this, right? Yeah, absolutely.

Can I tell you something? Sorry. I'm getting paid for this, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yes. Absolutely. We – Oh, can I tell you something? Sorry. You were talking about people who text you. The other day – Were we? Well, Carl. Yeah.

Carl was talking about people who contact you and tweet you and give you feedback. You know, on your iPhone, I'm not very good with technology. And so, like, if you put someone's first name in and then their last name in, when it rings, it only comes up as their first name, not their first name and their last name? Yep. Right, so that's what I've done in my phone, right? And so the other day, Carl has contacted me,

and I've just got this fucking message from someone called Go, and I'm like, who the fuck is Go? I don't know anyone called Go. And then I check the whole name, and the next bit is Tim. is go. I don't know anyone called go. And then I check the whole name and the next bit is Tim. That's what I have you saved as in my phone.

Go Tim. That's good. That's very good. That's great. So we have, it's awesome that we've got you in a hoodie there because we'll just get pictures and make us look like we're much more popular than we are.

But, yeah, because we've just sent one to, because Sam Dastyari, Senator Sam, we just sent one to him because... Senator Sam. Yeah, yeah. Postman Pat, Senator Sam. Yeah. So we sent one to him.

We've sent a T-shirt to him. Didn't pay for it. So the fat cats in Canberra are getting even fatter. So he's going to wear one in the press conference next week, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking sweet. And also, should we say this?

This is something that happened the other week. So we've got that. And then we've got another friend of the show is going to wear it in a public thing. Daniel Sloss has promised us that he's going to wear one next time he does Conan. So good. So good. Us actually

being on TV would be better. But hey. Well, I wasn't really going to tell you guys on the show. I was going to save it for later. But Rolf Harris has agreed. Just as a big supporter of Australian comedy. Yes. Fuck, we didn't think he was going to look any worse than this.

Fuck. I feel like we're going to drag his reputation down. But we are getting... Now, we've got two of these in the last week. We've got two people soliciting sponsorship. I mean, wanting to get us in. Now, you got the first one, I believe. Well, I've got it here.

This is the email we get. So, you know, we've got Yellow Moose. We've got Yellow Moose as our primary sponsor. By primary, I've got it here. This is the email we get. So, you know, we've got Yellow Moose. We've got Yellow Moose as our primary sponsor. By primary, I mean only. I love how loyal Carl is to the moose, though. Like, it's my favourite thing, because often I will show you pictures like, is this okay?

Because it'll be like moose combined with like raspberry or something. And he's like, no, just the fucking moose bit. Raspberry can fuck off. Yeah, exactly, exactly. So, we got this one. We got this one this week. Hi, guys. Not sure how to go about this.

And this is a serious email. Not sure how to go about this, but I'm interested in buying some advertising on the podcast. We're a family business that helps people with superannuation and retirement. Yeah, that's right. We also sell insurance, life, disability, income protection and trauma. I think everyone could take out some of that here. Podcast insurance?

Just have to tick a little box, pay $2 on every ticket? Well, maybe it's life insurance because, you know, when you look up Westgate Bridger, it just brings you to this thing all the time. So if you think this is a good idea... That would be the best. You know what? The greatest moment we ever had on Toe Fog was because it's a joke on Russell Crowe's bands named Toe Fog, 30 Odd Footed Grunts and the greatest

moment we ever had in our podcast was when now when you search T-O-F-O our podcast comes up before Russell Crowe's band. I want to get to a point where people searching the West Gate get your podcast before a picture of the fucking Westgate. Yes. Yes.

On Google Images. That would be awesome. It's just me and you. Fuck. If someone's listening who knows how all that sort of back-end Google Analytics stuff works... Oh, I doubt that. Someone that listens to podcasts would be into that sort of nerdy shit,

would they? Too busy being cool, right? Let me take a quick break from slaying Tang and I'll see what I can do for you. Slaying Tang? Yeah. Literally, that's how much. They have to slay it. I mean, I'm still tweeting on Instagram.

I didn't know that was a term. Mate, that's what I fucking love about you. You're like younger than me, but you make me feel so fucking youthful with your references. I'm like, look at Grandpa with his fucking ass jeans references. Should we get another guest on? Yeah, let's get our next guest up here. Folks, Will Anderson, everyone, give it up. Yeah.

I'm still here, no need. Our next guest has been on the show. Before you know him from Drunk History and heaps of other stuff on Comedy Central please welcome back into the little

Dum Dum Club Kyle Canine yay I didn't have the money for a sweatshirt hey guys hey man how you doing oh yeah you you had your first experience the money for a sweatshirt. Hey, guys. Hey, man. How you doing?

Oh, yeah. You had your first experience heckling Carl's show last night? Oh, man. Fuck. See, you can't act like that when you asked me to do that to you. I know.

And that's the weird thing is is that I asked you to do it. You've been only in town a few days. I hadn't seen you for two years. You've been only in town a few days. I hadn't seen you for two years. You were then sort of running a little bit late to the show. I start the show, you walk in and basically walk in and go, you're a cunt.

That's what you told me to do. I mean, literally, if you wrote a whole show, you wouldn't have to put up with that. Yeah. Like fucking Tom Bellard did too. You can't do half a fucking show. And you were slagging him off. Oh, fucking Tom Bellard with his two shows. I was like, come make fun of me, that'll do.

To be fair, by the end of my show last night, I felt like one of the refugees. Next year, Bellard's doing a show about you. Yeah. Oh, and like gay people, he can't get married. Remember when Will said he wouldn't come and roast me? Because I poked my head into your show last night because in my show, ten minutes before the end... Hang on, who was heckling you last night in your show?

Isn't that what everyone does? No. Oh. Ten minutes before the end... Well, this couple kind of sort of did heckle me in a way. They go to walk out ten minutes before the end and they can't get the fucking door open. So they're just standing there for literally two minutes

just shaking this door and everyone's just looking at them going, well, this has to be addressed. And I go, guys, if you're going to walk out, fucking actually do it. shaking this door and everyone's just looking at them going well this has to be addressed and i go guys if you're gonna walk out fucking actually do it don't do this bizarre like reverse kramer thing where you fucking cannot get the door open so they're just pulling it they're pulling it for like two minutes all of a sudden my tech goes my tech yells out push it all of a sudden the door just flies open and i'm like where are you going going? And they're like, oh, we've got to go see Carl.

So they leave and my show is like, everyone in the audience has a book that they read along with and the book is pretty intricate. You don't get to keep it. I realise they've walked out and they've taken the fucking book with them, right? So I get to the end of the show and I go, well, I know what I'm doing now.

So I just turn up in your gig. I kick the door in. Oh, by the way, what I'm doing now. So I just turn up in your gig. Yeah. I kick the door in. Oh, by the way, and this is how, it's already weird. The show's a bit weird. Kyle comes on and starts smashing me. Everyone's like, what's happening? Should we ring someone? Or what's going on?

So it's like, so I did a few jokes. It just had to get back under control. I'm like, okay, this could be okay. Then this guy walks in and goes, right, who fucking took my book? And the reason he was so angry is he'd been outside the door for five minutes pulling it. And you're not talking about the door. I'm never talking about the door. And it wasn't a fucking gig I wanted again.

So you come in screaming about this book. There's like, honestly there's like a bunch of podcast people in but then there's, because it's in the Victoria Hotel, it's a renowned hotel for country older people to come and stay in. It's like that's the hotel I stay in. And do shows in. Yeah.

Is it renowned, Kyle, as an international visitor? Do you think it's renowned? Oh, you know, back in the States, we've been talking about that weird side room off the lobby of the Victoria Hotel. Yeah, I think Pryor did it back in 77. Yeah. I mean, Conan's great,

but have you done the broom closet at the Victoria Hotel that's where stars are born baby I'll tell you so these older country people just stumble into the show like a lot of those shows because they just come in and go we're staying here oh is there comedy on I've never heard of any of the names in this tiny little closet

but we'll give it a go this one's supposedly the world's greatest and best. Yeah. Thought he'd be in a bigger room. This is weird. Yeah. Yeah, how is this smaller than our own bathroom upstairs? This room is called Is This The Room because that's what everyone says

when they come in here. It's like the reverse TARDIS. All the people who got that reference, can you do the Westgate algorithms thing? I think in your... You dorks. So these older country people, and there was a few tickets left,

so there was like six of them, and they were coming in, and they were struggling to go on. I'm not sure if they've got many days left in them. Honestly! I was trying to talk to one guy, at the start of the show I'm going, it's Saturday night, let's have a great night, and this guy

just goes... Oh, you know what the problem was? If they were old and they were nearly about to die, they probably wanted to go and see Dr. Philip Nitschke, the euthanasia doctor, and they asked someone, what's that show that makes you want to kill yourself? And that's where the confusion happened.

It's not their fault. They thought it was going to be a euthanasia thing. But it was just you who died. This is what I would have done if I'd done the show. Just a little taster, I wonder. You've passed the audition, okay? You're in. Yeah, so these old people are struggling to figure out what's going on

and then Dassler comes in, demands his book, and then yells at the people, like, goes, give me back my fucking book. And they're, like, going, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, it was really weird. Yeah, and then you're like, you know me back my fucking book and they're like going i don't know what you're talking about yeah it was really weird yeah and then then you're like you know what it fucking is and the woman's like no i don't and he goes the book and she goes oh like you'd forget that in five minutes yeah and she goes oh i thought we were allowed to take it with us i'm like well you would have known that that wasn't the case

if you'd stayed till the fucking end. Really good night. In their defence, you have given them literally the book that spoils the end of the show. Like, if they have to fuck off to another show, they're like, fuck it, we'll just read the book. Yeah, that's kind of fair enough. If anyone's coming tonight, let's just wrap the whole thing up

ten minutes early and start drinking. Yeah, everyone that's kind of fair enough. If anyone's coming tonight, let's just wrap the whole thing up ten minutes early and start drinking. Everyone that's going to Tommy tonight, please grab the book five minutes in and fuck off. That would be amazing. You guys wouldn't have these problems if you just did regular goddamn comedy shows. You just go up, you tell the jokes, show's over.

You're here now reading materials You want me to do some weird I gotta fuck with your life Which fucks with my life It was like that part in Seven Where the guy had the sword dildo And he's like, I hated it, I hate what they made me do But you were

You came in and you're like, bang bang And like, you know, I'm struggling at the start And you're going banging people like, fuck yes Every time you'd say something They'd be like, bang, bang, and like, you know, I'm struggling at the start and you're going, bang, and people are like, fuck, yes. Every time you'd say something, they'd be like, fuck, this is amazing. And you'd go, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. Am I ruining the show? I'm like, no.

And then you're like, great, you're a cunt. And everyone would go, bang. And so you just kept going, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry, but. And then boom. It's like when the assassin says he's retired, but then they bring him back in. For one final score. I don't like who I am, but I'm good at what I do.

You know what? If you didn't want him in a fuck-up show, you shouldn't have kidnapped his daughter. We'd better get another guest on. Yeah, let's get our next guest. Carl Cain, everyone. Our next guest, you know her from Dirty Laundry Live. She won an award last night for her show that she's in,

True Australian Patriots. Please welcome to the stage, Anne Edmonds. Hi, everyone. How you going, all right? Welcome into Carl's wake, Edo, because all we seem to be doing is talking about him and his show up here. What's your favourite memory of Carl? Carl, when we had sex one time.

Sorry. That's my favourite memory too. Lucky you're a dumb cunt. That was good, right? That was shit, that joke. Yeah. It's gotten better since then though. Has the bus guy turned up, by the way?

Do we have any updates? No updates. Has he texted in? He did. Yeah. Is he? Hang on. Where did I put my phone?

It's always a great compliment to a guest to introduce them and then look around for your phone. She made a real impact here. Good to have you here, though. Anyway, what about this fucker on the bus? Yeah. Oh, you know what? So I should bring this up at this point.

Hang on. Hang on. Don't fucking ring me. Here we go. Honestly, for a second thought it was going to be the bus guy and then someone rings and hangs up. Someone up the back going, no, this will be funny.

Fuck you. So, This is it. It's like the world's worst radio show. We're getting angry at calling. Give us a call, you fuckwits. How did you get this number? So what I want to do is tie up what's been going

on for a few weeks. RE, a little Portuguese chain of chicken restaurants. Now, if you haven't tuned in, I got a gefouché for $50. I didn't use it for 14 months. I went back to use it. They said, no, you can't use it. That money has expired. Right.

I got very angry over $50 worth of chicken that I could no longer have. I encouraged... I'm the one who started the worldwide viral trend, hashtag Nandont, that at least, at last check, 16 people have used. So anyway, that all you got... The people who were actually tweeting about it was quite good because then they started contacting me,

going, oh, fuck, what's going on here? So here is the email from Nando's that I got. Hi Carl, we're so sorry about the inconvenience in your experience with your gift voucher. Your suggestion for a Nando's rep to come on the show is a great idea. But instead they say they'll stick it what they know and that's chicken.

The easiest solution is to issue you with a new card with a $50 value and also for a gift card for a lucky member of your audience to have as a prize. Chicken time. As for your second suggestion for Nando's to become a

new sponsor for the show, absolutely not. Have a great show on Sunday. Nicole, assistant PR manager at Nando's. Great. So we, yeah. So, clearly what we've just learnt is assistant PR manager at Nando's is a fucking cushy job.

Yeah. If you have time to reply to this sort of shit. Like, how easy is your week if you're like, better write an email back to that podcast. And when you sign up for the job, they're like, just feel free to just dole out the gift cards willy-nilly, however you see fit. And I also thought, I really thought, like,

by putting that out to all you guys and getting it viral and everything, I thought, they are going to come on their knees. Get it viral. Yeah. I'm like, I'm going to have Nando's on their knees and they're like, have a $50 gift voucher. We don't give a fuck. They're paying us off with $50.

Fuck. Who gave you the gift voucher, Carl? I just told you. Oh. Did you? Nicole. I wasn't listening. Nicole from Nando's.

No, no, the original one. The original one. Yeah. I just, like just like a year over a year ago I got presents from you guys I don't know who it is who did it? I actually get presents

I get Carl a present he remembers it fondly I can't think of a single day that goes by that I don't want prepaid chicken and you went for 14 months you don't deserve another gift card. And you went for 14 months. You don't deserve another gift card. You know what? Fuck you. 12 months.

If there has not been a time in 12 months of your life where you wanted free fucking Nando's. But you want to pay for it because you're proud. Yeah. Hey, hey. Like me in this hoodie. Yeah. Hey, I got a podcast.

I'm doing all right. What's it going to be like at your show tonight when you're getting roasted? What? Okay, never mind. I said I hate gift vouchers. You might as well just put it straight in the bin. I'd never ever cash them in. Why?

They just expire in the drawer. What's wrong with you people? We live in the greatest country of all. That's how good things are for us. We're like, fuck this gift voucher. Get me the gift. I don't want to swim with a fucking dolphin after jumping out of a plane. I want that specific gift voucher.

Can I separate it? Can I do the skydive part and then the dolphin? All one day? It's all part of the one day. I don't have the time for that. You dive straight into the ocean and land on it. And then they have like two guys who put you in a scuba suit. You landos.

That's my only contribution, guys. I'm hungover as fuck. I'm sweating so much Help me I smell like Nando's That's what I smell like right now So did you Because we had a thing on the way in

Where people put a form in saying You know we were going to do our Ask Mr. Carl segment So the best question I've got that as the prize The $50 gift voucher Now Like what I've learned is

Guys probably use it straight away What he's done is Overcorrected there as the prize, the $50 gift voucher. Now, what I've learned is, guys, probably use it straight away. What he's done is overcorrected there. Actually, what you have is 12 months. It's weird that Carl thinks the difference between 14 months and straight away, that's the only two fucking options. I got 12 hours left in this place, I'll use it. Mate, someone could use it by the end of the show if you gave it away right now. You could get

someone out of this fucking venue, down to Nando's, get the fucking Nando's, bring it back, and we could be eating it at the end of this fucking show if you give this away right now. Here's the worst thing. I went there because they hit me up today to go, oh, you can go and collect it from the Bourke Street store, which is just around there.

So I'm like, okay, I'm going to go and get these vouchers there. So then I went in there and then I saw, I walked in and these people just went, I'm like, fuck, they listen to this show. And they've caught me coming into Nando's. But then I was like, fuck you, I told you not to go to Nando's. Did you get anything, a little cheeky snack while you were there? No. Yes, you did. What'd you get? I didn't. I didn't get.. Did you get anything, a little cheeky snack while you were there? No. Yes you did. What'd you get? I didn't.

What'd you get? I didn't get, look, the vouchers are still there, so I didn't do anything. Why have they got black hands on them? Crispy. Well, Nando's is South African, so... So that's a positive story then, I guess. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

They're no longer apartheid chicken, so... OK, so this is how you want to decide who gets this extra gift card is reading... Because we ask people to... Our recurring segment, Ask Mr Karl... Oh, fuck, we should have had the tune. Yeah. Why didn't you read our minds, you idiot?

OK, so people wrote questions for Mr Karl on the way in. I'll read a couple of the best ones out. Here are some of the best ones. This person's just put their name down as anonymous. Oh, you're a big chance of winning. It actually just says Anon, so that might be actually a name and you're a racist. Oh shit. Now that you are 40, isn't it time to update your poster photos?

Okay. I don't look that different in my poster photos. That was only like two or three years ago. Mate, here's all I would say is once you get in your 40s, here's a tip to another fucking person, just get someone to draw you as a cartoon. That's what's happening from now on. This is what it looks like,

but not on a fucking cartoon, it doesn't. At least you guys have hair to colour. I mean, I'm jealous of that. Hang on, this is my natural, I just colour my eyebrows. Visual gag for the podcast. Don't actually have bread.

I don't think anyone brought up colouring hair before Kyle said that, so. Oh no, it was about me. It's a good job. No, I understand, man. This is not my hair colour. I did this on purpose. Okay. Dear Carl,

my name is Little Tommy Daslow. Can you give me some comedy and health advice? Someone wants some chicken. Ben wants to know

what do you think you'll be when you grow up? That's a fucking great question. Because, you know, like five years ago

I worked in graphic design and now I'm like a full-time comedian. So, like five years ago I worked in graphic design and now I'm like a full-time comedian. So in another five years I could be a fucking cosmonaut. I mean, it's amazing how much you freaked out about me in this fucking hoodie seeing you worked in graphic design and just could fucking do this on Photoshop tomorrow. And also I didn't even design that.

So wait, you're giving us permission tomorrow to Photoshop your head into anything we want? Good to know. Don't talk into the beer wheel. You just talk. When can I have a hat that just holds both of them? And I'll be able to do comedy 24 hours a day. No, here, okay. And cover up that hair.

It feels really weird for there to be an insult in the show that's not directed at me. It's brilliant. Next year I'm doing a show where Edo heckles me. It's going to be brilliant. I'll write half a show where Edo heckles me it's going to be brilliant I'll write half a show and rely on her to fucking make it funny

but I no I once did this at the gala so nothing I ever do on the internet again because the minute you do that fucking people put cocks in your hand

like so many cocks in so many different varieties I've never fucking seen are on my hands what was the reason for doing that in the first place i was miming someone with two cocks and somehow people work the wrong idea i mean if you lead a horse to water and then jack it off what's a screaming eagle? What's a screaming eagle? Like that. I didn't see that.

Don't you have those in America? Just gobbling arrows and olive branches. That's what the actual eagle has, not dicks. You never fucked an eagle? You're an American man. It's illegal. It's illegal. Edo won an award last night.

It's my friend. Actually, you know what? To be honest, Tommy lost an award last night. Yeah. You know what? It's an honour just to be nominated Oh well you think that's bad Carl Barron won my award

So That's right So you You won the people's I'm not the people's choice anymore Carl Right That's why I'm here Carl Barron wouldn't do your fucking podcast.

How many times did you interrode the Melbourne International Comedy Festival People's Choice Award? Well, I think I've won it five times. Five times. You think. You know. So five times. And so last night, Carl Barron won it instead of you. Yeah, Carl Barron won it last night.

But he does the festival every four years like fucking El Nino. So fuck that shit well look every fucking year you know what you add up my audiences over those same anyway I would have

fucking kicked his ass but I well we just want to say we know we know you're pretty upset you're not the people's choice anymore

but we'd like to award you you are the dumb cunts choice yeah ah You are the dumb cunt's choice. Yeah. Yeah. And if Carl Barron would come on this show, we would have given him that, so... Now I don't know what to do.

Somebody's going to Photoshop a tiny dick in your hand. Oh, my God, his thing with Tommy finally came true. Someone's going to Photoshop two girls in that tiny cup. Good plug for my footy podcast too. I have a new footy podcast. It's about AFL football with my friend Charlie Coulson. He barracks for St Kilda. I barrack for the Bulldogs.

Each of our teams have only won one grand final. I don't know anything you're talking about. So imagine the two worst teams in the history of something. We barrack for those two worst teams. The Confederacy and the Nazis. I want to go on with the little dum-dum club and something else. You didn't define teams well enough. I went big. No, I fucking love that.

Darth Vader would be pissed off that they didn't fucking make the cut. But anyway, the podcast is called Two Guys, One Cup. I've listened to it. I never listen to podcasts. I listen to it. It's very good. I know. Because I listen to this fucking podcast every week and then every time I run into this fucker

and tell him something nice, he's like, I don't listen to podcasts. I'm like, fuck you, I've got four and they're all more successful than yours, so shut the fuck up. But you banned me from coming on this podcast and not listening to this podcast at the start of our relationship. Well, I mustn't have banned you very well. We've got another question here.

Someone wants to know, what is Carl's number? I'll field this one. 0-4-3. No! Hang on. I just... Oh, shit, again. I talked into my beer again.

You're trying to put more stuff in your hands. Since Carl beat me, I'm doing prop work. Get a load of Inspector Gadget out here. Oh, no, this will be good for the photos. That extra mic. Look, just put your finger up my ass. Get your phone out. Oh, my phone's not working anyway. So that went well.

What are you trying? Let me do it. I don't know what you guys are fucking talking about. What are you trying to achieve, Will? In life. The guy that hit the bus still hasn't responded. He's dead, man. He's dead.

That's bad because I feel like we need all the listeners we have. Sometimes if you get a head injury, you die later. That's true. It's the weirdest tombstone I've ever read. It's a good warning though for people, you know?

Shouldn't sleep after concussion. That's true. It is true. Or drink. Oh, really? Yeah. Fuck, I did hit my head on a taxi. This is educational, this podcast.

Okay, we've got one more question here and I know it's weird of you to read out a question to yourself, Carl, but I would like you to read this one and field it and I want you to promise me that you're going to read this exactly as it's written down. Fuck no. Is he going to try and win back the voucher from himself? And then not use it? And then we'll be back here again in 14

months. Just stop Carl. I didn't write this one. Fuck. Oh my god, it's obviously something Carl can't say so Fuck. Oh, my God. It's obviously something Carl can't say, so it may well be the funny joke of all time. We're all waiting.

All right, look, I feel like we'll fix this up in post. Can we please, if I say it, can we please get rid of it for the podcast? We'll see how well it goes. See how it plays on the recording. Because to be fair, they didn't give their name, so they shouldn't win a prize. We don't technically know who this is. I think once you read it out, everyone in the audience is going to agree,

it should definitely win the prize. It says... Record this. This is next year's hoodie. Okay. The question is, will you marry me? You. You get a Nando's voucher and you get a Nando's voucher

and everyone I was going to say I was going to say this must be only have two Nando's vouchers. I was going to say this must be very confusing for Kyle, but the situation with Kyle and his... It's all confusing for me, man. The situation with Kyle and his girlfriend is exactly the same as it was two years ago when you were last in the country,

so there's not much catching up to do. And that is, the situation is, I love my girlfriend very much. The end. Commit. Please. No, no, literally he just told us what's on his tombstone. I love my girlfriend very much. The end.

Anyway, we've all had fun. Do I have to give out an ender's version for that? I feel like that's... Yeah, man. It's cheaper than a ring. It's much cheaper than a ring. She's got you again. Get her in your show tonight.

This is good stuff. Mate, you should, yeah, heckle. Get an audience member to heckle. Apparently everyone's funnier than you. This is how it would have gone. I wish I'd done it next year. Let's do it next year. Oh, God.

Sorry, it's something about... Will you have a rap? LAUGHTER Dil just, Dil just, for people at home, Dil just ran onto the stage and took the bit attached to the card. Heisen, dumb cunt. Um. Chicken knicker. Heisen, dumb cunt. Chicken knicker.

Hey, we've got... Well done. We should bring it up. We've got one last... Oh, yeah, we've got one thing. We've got one thing that is a callback to something we've talked about a few weeks ago, which is a couple of months ago, I had an experience at my flat

where I sat in the balcony after midnight and there was a guy... What? Wow. What were you thinking about? Well, you know when you finish a gig and you have a really good gig and you go home and you have to settle down? I was pretending I'd had that. The speed with which you raced to that before anyone else could get in.

Exactly. Exactly. I have listened to the rest of this show, so I knew it was coming. So I was on the balcony and there was a voice outside. Quit comedy. Oh, come on, Anne. That's unfair. That's the voice inside.

Oh, come on, Anne. That's unfair. That's the voice inside. Oh, man, I would have been great at that show. I know so much about you because I listen to your podcast. Oh, really glad I asked for this from the Make-A-Wish Foundation. This has been a great day Totally worth having cancer for So

A lot of people speak ill of cancer But it seems to have paid off for you So Is that cleared up Tommy? Yeah it's all good It's all good now Yeah he got the ointment So

Yeah So I was on my balcony one night. After midnight, I kept hearing a person under my balcony keep going, Doctor, Dr. Ramsey, over and over. Doctor, Dr. Ramsey, Doctor, Dr. Ramsey. And it was over and over for like 40 minutes. It drove me fucking crazy and I was scared for my life at one point. Which also, when you told that story the first time,

I did not understand. Because you're in an apartment, and this is some crazy person on the fucking street just saying some words. But you're like, nope, should listen to it for 45 minutes and get freaked out about something. I could just shut the door on and ignore. Yes.

But I do have a podcast, and I need to talk about something. So I literally was like, fuck, I hope this pays off. Yeah, he's messaging me on Facebook at the time going, something pretty wild is happening right now that I'm going to talk about tomorrow. Yeah, I literally messaged someone going, just so you know, this might be the last thing I've ever typed to anyone, but there's a person underneath me saying Dr. Dr. Ramsey over and over.

Can you tell the police if you'd never hear from me again? So they kept saying that over and over. And then they walked. And then this guy got in the car. He kept saying it. Came back. Walked all the way down the path. Goes into his house.

I could hear him open the door. And then he goes, Dr. Dr. Ramsey, Dr. Dr. Ramsey. And then just stopped and went, Dr. Dr. Ramsey, I think that's a racehorse. And then walked in his house and closed the door. And that was, for 40 minutes, that was my experience. So anyway, we got a lot of people on social media going, trying to guess what Dr. Ramsey could have been,

what he was talking about, whatever. It's a racehorse. Okay, thanks for coming, everyone. Ed, I read the book to the end, sorry. You must listen to the podcast. Nah. Definitely not. So, we got a lot of people sort of trying to guess who Dr. Ramsey was.

Anyway, we got hit up very recently by someone who said, I think I might be who they're talking about. I think I am Dr. Ramsey, I think. What? So, we've welcomed them. We've invited them to the show. So please welcome to the show Dr. Ramsey. Dr. Ramsey, everyone. Wow.

Hello. I'm Dr. Dr. Ramsey. Welcome, Dr. Dr. Ramsey. Thank you. Thanks for coming. Welcome, Doctor, Doctor Ramsey. Thank you. So, yeah, I've had this weird experience and you say you may be the person they're talking about. I think I am Doctor, Doctor Ramsey because my name is Doctor, Doctor Ramsey.

Right. So what sort of doctor are you? I'm a marriage counsellor. I'm here to get you to commit here. That's just a humorous joke. I'm a marriage counsellor. I'm here to get you to commit here. That's just a humorous joke. I'm a bumhole doctor. A doctor of the bumhole. So why would my neighbour be saying your name over and over?

Well, I don't know for sure if it was your neighbour. I mean, I don't know if he was talking about me. He could have been talking about another doctor, Dr. Ramsey. But in my experiments examining the human butthole, bumhole, asshole... All medical terms. I do. I've managed to invent a machine that shrinks me down to the size of a small grub

and squirm and worm my way into the bum hole itself to live inside it and study the mysteries of the human bum. And whilst I'm in there, I ask the patient to say my name over and over. Just so I know that everything's okay and I can hear the reverberations in the soft walls of the human anus. And say, Dr. Ramsey. So maybe it was him, I don't know for sure.

You should know for sure because have you recently been in the arsehole of someone who lives in Hawthorne in an apartment building? Oh, yes, under Carl, yes, definitely. So it was definitely you? Unless there's another one, I don't know. But probably it was me. Are you... So, Dr. Dr. Ram...

So, you're a doctor and your name is Dr. Ramsey? My name is Dr. Ramsey and I'm a doctor and I like to be official. Right. Well, if you're going to be efficient, I would take one of the doctors out of there. So it's not Dr. Ramsey. No, he said official, not efficient. No. Fuck up.

My first name is doctor. That's my given name. And then I became a Doctor So now I'm Doctor, Doctor Ramsay I mean, of course you did If you had the first name Doctor It's like, of course That's nominative determinism

That's what you're meant to do Is it spelt the same way? I don't know what nominative... Alright, you're not a fucking Doctor You know what? I know doctors. Dre and others. Carl.

I graduated from Bumhole University. You're going to have to try harder if you want to win this Nando's gift certificate. Usually we try and run this past each other. This is an example of when we didn't. Do you remember when Gary Nando's was on? That was funny, wasn't it? That was quite a funny guest.

That was a story that we ran past each other. What did he... Dr. Dr. Ramsey, do you want to, because we get like, you know, Yellow Moose sponsors us and Nando's

are sponsoring us and all this sort of stuff and giving out gift cards. Did you maybe want to offer up a free, one

of your patented bumhole explorations to someone in the audience? It almost seems like you're sort of copying it up the bum right

now already. Oh yeah. I'm really, really, I'd love to just get inside someone's bum. I mean, it's really like... It's like the movie Inner Space in reverse.

It seems like we're trying a lot harder for your character than you are. Yeah, I... Oh, it's just... I just had this other one and I was going to do that and then you said, oh you're doing like a reference that these nerds are going to get Fuck! That was funny Hey Doctor, have you seen anything at the comedy festival?

True Australian Patriots was really great Yeah, I heard it won an award and I could have been out the guy that won it could have been out last night drinking for a long time I bet he ran his idea past his teammates, but anyway. Might I suggest you climb in that girl's arse before she goes to Nando's? Yeah, all right.

Like, I'm all right. But Dr. Dr. Ramsey, why did the guy say Dr. Dr. Ramsey and then say the bit at the end where he goes, I think that's a racehorse? I have no idea. Perhaps he was pretty crazy. You told me to set you up for that line. And that's the punchline?

You told me to set you up for that. It's such a well-crafted joke, it's hard to tell which part's real. Fuck. This is fucking meta right now. My God. This is like the Larry Sanders of podcasting. I don't know.

Is this real or is it a joke? What's going on? I gave it a shot and that's all you can do. You know what the best bit is? When someone comes back with their Nando's and he's up the ass of the chicken. Fuck, the rest of the podcast was so good. I just want to go bet on Dr. Dr. Ramsey somewhere

because this is a winning bit. I'm sorry, we're going to have to leave the will you marry me thing into the recorded version because all of this is going to have to come out. It's going to be too short otherwise. It was going to get edited out, but now you need content. I'm going to pop off if that's all right. Dr. Dr. MC, everyone.

From now on From now on All character work Has to be vetted by me Yes Rad dad You have to be above This height of quality To enter

Yeah it's like a podcast Rollercoaster Alright we gotta wrap this up Because Yeah we gotta get out of here. We have a much less successful podcast coming in here, so... Shut up! My fans actually like me.

He makes a good point. No, that is a true point. Yeah, yeah. Listen to the guy over there that has 12 listeners. Yeah, all right, sure. Shut up! We've done it. We've broken him.

Look at him. I mean, you've turned on fucking Bambi, mate. Like, if you're going to take someone down, not fucking Josh Earle, that good-looking, fucking young, hopeful, like, fucking got fucked over by the ABC. Give him a fucking chance. He was doing a fucking great job.

Just because you love the other fucking, that guy. That's who you've gone after. Hey, I'd be happy. I fucking wrote on that show. I'd love a job. So it's your fault. it's your fault. Because there's nothing wrong with hymns.

That's the only... I just didn't have any other writers in the room that were heckling me as I wrote. So you had some Dr. Dr. Ramsey bullshit for a while. I did not write that. I have a bunch of stuff to do between now and the drunk ass. If someone, I'm putting

you officially on suicide watch. Did you start beatboxing? Yeah, yeah. I'm basically asking people to keep an eye on him for the next three hours. Push it, push it real good. The door, push it. That's good. The door, push it. That's good.

Marijuana doesn't ruin your memory. All right, we've got to wrap this up. Guys, give a big round of applause. Will Anderson. Kyle Kinane. Anne Edmonds. Dr. Dr. Ramsey. Thank you so much for listening, guys, and we'll see you next time. See you next time.