The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 333- Troy Kinne & Nick Cody

Episode Date: February 21, 2017

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This week's episode of The Little Dumb Dumb Club is brought to you by the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival. What do you think about that as a sponsor, Carl? We're sponsoring ourselves. Nice. Yes, yes. So let's do a bit of business before we do the proper episode. This is all the housekeeping. This is the preface to this week's Little Dumb Dumb Club episode. Oh, I like that.

The introduction. With guests Nick Cody and Troy Kinney coming right up after these messages. So yeah, as you heard last week, the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival is full speed ahead. It goes from, like, we're flying in on May 31st, and we're there till June 5th. So we're doing a few things in between then. That's the official dates of when we're going to Koh Samui. The festival itself is June 1 until 4.

Yeah. So four nights of live podcasts, stand-up, a bunch of other stuff. Well, let's see what we do. Like I've got a distinct feeling not everyone wants to do stuff every night of the festival. Oh, already backing away. Cool. No, I'm saying –

Well, now all the smoke and mirrors is falling apart. No, no, no. Now it's becoming clear what the original intent was. No, no, no. You just getting a free holiday to Thailand. No, it's not free, is it? We're paying for it. No.

Hey, I'm keen to hear from the listeners. The people are coming. Do you want something all four nights? Because I've got the feeling that some people are going to go over there and then feel obliged to go to every fucking thing we do. Sure. You know? Like some people want to use it as a holiday.

Yeah. So hit us up. Let us know. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You know? Like, some people want to use it as a holiday. Yeah. So hit us up. Let us know. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So there's that. And of course, our

official accommodation sponsors, who is the awesome Ozo Resort in the heart of Chewing. So if you go to ozohotels.com slash Chewing dash Samui, go to their actual

website and you use the code word podcast for those dates and you get an awesome, awesome deal. You get a massive discount, which is insane. It's so much cheaper than any other site and it's so much cheaper than any comparable resort on the island. And we've had like a ton of people hit us up so far saying that they're already booked in. I hit up the hotel after 24 hours and said, how many bookings have you had? And there was heaps already.

And there's been heaps of response since then. So there's, I don't know whether that's a selling point or an anti-selling point that we're saying, hey, there's going to be heaps of freaks over there. Yeah. And also now we're going, we're not going to be doing shows for you according to you. So why would you come? Go to any pub and you won't be able to shut fucking Dassilo up from talking so you can always see him.

Oh, there's a little dig at me. Yes. I talk a lot, do I? Yes. You're having a dig at me. Am I? Well, aren't you? No.

Well, you're saying now I'm trying to back away from things. You were just trying to back away from things. No, I'm saying I think that people will want to have some time off. Okay. Time off on their holiday time off. Okay. Time off on their holiday. Yes, yes. Time off on their holiday, exactly. Okay, sure. This guy gets it. Well, should I say anything else or am I going

to be accused of talking too much by Princess over here? Sansotif. Yeah, I'm a little bit sensitive about the little dig that you had at me. Yeah, is that such a bad thing? Is that not allowed to happen? No, that's fine. You don't know that you talk a lot? I'm aware that I talk a lot, yeah.

I just don't like to have it thrown back in my face by someone who I consider to be a friend and a colleague. It was a little... Okay, shut the fuck up. Okay, Saturday, March the 4th, we are doing... He's still banging on. Our... Please, by all means, take the floor.

Take the floor, it's all yours. Okay, come to all our shows the floor. Take the floor. It's all yours. Okay. Come to all our shows. Sorry, Tommy. Tommy Dasso is genuinely offended. I'm really sorry, Tommy. I didn't mean it. I'm really sorry you don't talk too much.

You don't mean that at all. I know, but I just thought you might feel better. Well, I don't. Okay. Saturday, March the 4th, we are in Adelaide doing a huge live double episode, huge guests from around the Fringe Festival, which we are not technically a part of. That is going to be happening at the Rhino Room.

Tickets for that are actually moving. It's only at this point when this comes out, what, like a week and a half away or something? Yes, so get on it, Adelaide. It's going all right. Every time we whinge, it always goes better, so hopefully this goes best again. Yeah, exactly.

That's going to be great. Two of them back to back, and then two weeks after that, we are in Brisbane at the Hayabar, again, doing two live episodes back to back, but they're all sold out, so why even mention it? To make people turn up, Tommy. That's why. Okay.

Yeah. Cool. Then we are in Melbourne for the month of April doing podcasts every Sunday afternoon at the European Beer Cafe, 3pm every Sunday. Huge guests. You guys have been to the April shows before, or most of you have been.

A huge chunk of you have been. They're always huge. They're always massive. They are very close to all being sold out. Individual tickets for them are left. And then we also have our Comedy Festival solo shows from April 2 and then April 9 till 23, 8.15pm for Carl Chandler, world's greatest, no, world's best comedian in the world. Fuck, will you ever get it right?

9.30 for me, dinner for two, my show. And then on Sundays, the times are a bit different. It's 4.30 and 6pm, so you can see the podcast and then us back to back. Exactly. So we're always back to back. On the Sunday, we're back to back after the podcast, which is back to back to back. And then during the week, we are obviously just me and Tommy back to back. So it makes it a lot easier.

We've never done that before, so it should be a lot easier. Plus, we have the Roast of Diluc Jai Singer. Yes. On the Friday night, April 14th, which is Good Friday, I believe. It's on at 11 o'clock, so it's on after everything, every other show. It was in the basement of the European Beer Cafe. We have now officially sold out of that, so we have moved it upstairs. We're in the big room where the podcast is.

A show with Dilruch in it and we had to find a bigger room for it. Make a joke about that. I dare you. Well, I believe there's Queen's telegrams going out to all the hundred mentions of people going, oh, roast, Dilwick Jai Singer. Yes. All right. We've all made them.

It's very good. It's a very good joke. So that is, we've released a bunch of more tickets. We had complaints this week that we'd sold out, so we have moved into a bigger room. So that is, I think that is all the Melbourne stuff. yes for april yeah i believe that's it yeah so awesome get onto that um yeah come to the solo shows like we like we've said in weeks before ticket master are not affiliated with our shows so you are going to save yourself a big chunk of chump change uh our shows are literally going hey you, you know what?

Knock yourself out. Go and have a look at other people's shows and then come back and see the price of our shows. Yeah, do a little skim through the old guy there and see what you come up with. Yeah. Now, it's not to say our show's worse. Our show's, you know, the best. I think our shows are probably better than, well, my show at least, better than a lot of ones that are out there that are charging more.

I'm certainly not saying that about my show yet, but it's – sure, sure. It'll be fine. So that is Melbourne. And then on top of that, what have we got? We've got T-shirts for sale. Yes. We've got the burger shirts. We have got the – a limited amount of the aware shirts.

We have got a very, very limited amount of the 0438 shirts. And I think we're on the verge of making a new Coastal Movie Podcast Festival shirt. Yes. So be on the lookout for that. It'll be a great thing if you are booking into the Coastal Movie Podcast Festival. We sort of, you know what, we're not charging you

for the shows per se, but we are saying, you know. We can't charge you for things that we're not doing. Yes. Well, yeah, we've called them all off. I'm calling them off. He admitted it! I hate shows. I hate doing shows.

So, if you can, get onto the official shirts of the Coastal Movie Podcast Festival because we are trying to raise the money to bring guests. That's basically how we're going to do it. Yes. So, if you want to grab a shirt, especially if you're coming, it's sort of, you know what, we don't want to go all heavy on you. But if you're not wearing one when you come to the shows over there… We'll know.

Well, you know what? The police are a bit slacker over in Coastal Moor. You know what I'm saying? You can do a few things and no one's going to really notice you're missing. You know what I'm saying? Like what? Like kill people, Tommy. No one is going to notice you're missing.

Yes. No one in your life is going to notice you're missing. Well, no one over there. Probably a fair assumption if you've got the money to go and follow a podcast overseas. Yes. You don't have too many loved ones back home that are going to give a fuck about you whereabouts. Or they would have convinced you not to go so far. There's plenty of messages

we're getting going, oh I really want to come but my girlfriend keeps saying, that's not a very smart idea. And our arguments back are not much to be honest. Yeah, I'm with the girlfriends on this one. So that is, I think that is all apart from Patreon. Yes. Is that right? Yeah. Pretty much. Okay. So,

patreon.com slash little dum-dum club. It's a way that you can chip in and help support this show, keep it going, keep the lights on and all that kind of stuff. You get various rewards. We send out a magazine that we work really hard on each month. If you chip in $5 or more, if you chip in $10 or more, we send you a

little bonus episode each month. And for $2 or more, you get your name read out at the start of the show. All right. Let's do this. Thank you to Andrew Holtz. Holtz. Now, we had a Holtz already. Yeah.

We had a Holtz last week. This is the brother. Oh, really? Yeah, we've got a family of Holtz supporting us. Well, can we just get the transcript of what we said last week about his brother and just read that out again? The sister last week. Sister, right. Well, the Harold Holtz pool,. Well, can we just get the transcript of what we said last week about his brother and just read that out again? The sister last week. Sister, right. Well, the Harold Holtz pull, that's weird. Oh, God. That's what

we fucking talked about. Andy. Andy Holtz. Andy Holtz. With the old Zed. How's that go? You know, what's life like with a Zed in your name? It's kind of, it's hard to, I think we're going to have to crest from now on any siblings that chip in on Patreon. Do it as a package. Put yourselves in the same thing. It's too hard. Well, what about the fact that we've got a brother that chip in on Patreon. Do it as a package. Put yourselves in the same thing.

It's too hard. Well, what about the fact that we've got a brother and sister combo on Patreon? That's interesting. Surely this is the first. Yeah. I mean, there are a lot of people that gather around the family on a Sunday night and listen to the old podcast at the fireplace. Is that what happens?

Is it like the old days of the radio when people would huddle around the wireless to listen to fucking blue hills or whatever it was called well it's interesting because most i mean i don't have a sibling so i don't i can't compare but like most of the people that i know that have siblings the like they're very they're very different so the idea to me of having someone whose tastes are that specific enough that's related to you that you know what i mean that you could go hey we're both into this yeah i don't get it well wouldn't that be great if they were like they grew up together what i mean i guess well they're simply so yeah sorry grew up listening to this show is what i mean that's i didn't think of that before what if this is like you know you know when you you've got fond memories

of shows or or stuff like movies like that from your childhood. I don't know how young the listeners are of this show. But we're going to be part of someone's formative childhood. I mean, there's people who, this has been going for like, what, six years now. Not just this ad, like the show itself. So there's presumably, there could be people who've been listening from day one who were, what, like 16 at the time. And like now, they're, like, 22. Yeah.

Like, that's huge. Or even younger. I reckon they'd be, oh. Do you listen to podcasts at 13? In the womb? Yeah. Do you listen to it that young? I don't know.

Maybe. It was sort of a new thing then. So, you know, you're a kid, you're a young teen, you're on the cutting edge. Yeah. There definitely are, like, you see the stats. We don't have heaps and heaps Of teenagers listening But

But the idea that there was someone Who was listening to this Who was a At school when they started listening Yeah Who's now in their 20s Yeah That's wild to me

Yeah Yeah And I think there definitely is there So Yeah Hopefully Hopefully you guys You know what

Hopefully I look forward To the rest of the Holtz family Chipping in Yes What's mum and dad doing Well how many other siblings are there We don't know There could be Is this of the Holtz family chipping in. Yes. What's mum and dad doing? Well, how many other siblings are there?

We don't know. There could be – Is this like the Holtz bunch? Yeah, it could be like a – Is there like a fucking eight of them or something? It could be a big Catholic family. There could be tons of them. Let us know if you've got – Can the Holtz write in and let us know if there's a –

if there's some third shithead sibling who doesn't want to be a part of it. Are we waiting for the other Holtz shoes to hit the ground? Yeah. Is that what you're saying? No. Right. Thanks, Andrew. Waiting for that other halt to get back from that long swim they've been taking.

Thanks, Andrew. Thanks, Andy. All right. Now, this is interesting. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Jeremy Burge. Oh, yeah. This guy. I recognize this guy.

You know who this guy is? I've seen this name around a bunch. Yeah. Oh yeah, this guy, I recognise this guy You know who this guy is? I've seen this name around a bunch Yes, and so who this guy is Is he is very big in the emoji community Oh, that's right Yeah He is the creator of, he's the Australian founder of Emojipedia Right

Which sounds way worse than what it is But yeah, he's the creator of World Emoji Day So I've seen this guy on Twitter. He's popped up and whatever and said a few things. And, you know, sometimes you go to check out who these guys are that talk to you. Someone says, I'm going to fucking kill you. And you're like, who is this guy?

Is he a big chance of killing me or not? That's not to say Jeremy Burgess threatened to kill me, but I looked him up. He sent you a few knife emojis and just took it the wrong way. When I did find that out, so that's his full-time job. This is emojis are his life. I did send him and he's messaged a few times, added us a few times and said little bits and pieces.

And I was like, fuck, if we've got this guy on our side. And so I messaged him to see if we could get like a Westgate emoji or a moose emoji. And he was like, yeah, no, it's got to go through a whole big board of people. Because he's just running the day celebrating them. He's not the guy like doing the programming. Well, I don't – yeah, well, he's the founder of Emojipedia, so I don't know what that – I mean he's –

One has to wonder if he would want his work discussed in this great detail on this podcast. No, but he's a member. See, he's a member of the emoji subcommittee. So I think he is on the board of deciding all those sort of pieces. Right. He's just not some Trump-style figure with his captain's pick where he goes, fuck everyone, we're doing a moose emoji.

I wonder if he was the super woke one on the board who, like, when they did that last update, went, we've got to have some colour in here. You've got to be able to choose the skin tone of this person. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was huge. Maybe that was... I wonder if that was him.

Yeah. Well, let us know, Birgie. Or maybe it's the opposite. Maybe he was campaigning. No. The emojis have always been white. They're going to remain white. Well, let us know either way.

I wonder which way you say that. I'm looking up his Wikipedia page. It's turning into a slight ad for Jeremy Birge, so maybe I should say less of this stuff. But he's got his own podcast as well. Oh, here we go. An emoji podcast. Oh, don't – well, I guess he's paid, so giving him a plug is fair enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, look, that's fair enough. How much is there – look, you could say the same thing about Thailand and Moose, to be fair. How much is there to say about emojis on a week-by-week basis? Especially for such a visual medium. I mean, now we're just ragging his podcast, to be fair, so much is there to say about emojis on a week-by-week basis? Especially for such a visual medium. I mean, now we're just ragging his podcast, to be fair, so maybe I shouldn't be doing this.

But anyway, look, hey, it's good to know something a little bit more about the subscribers, a bit more about the Patreoners. And it's nice to have someone in such an elite position that listens to us. It's nice, too, because like us, we're getting on this thing everywhere. We're baring our souls. We're telling the listeners a lot about us. It's nice too because like us, we're getting on this thing everywhere. We're baring our souls. We're telling the listeners a lot about us. It's a one-way street. Yeah.

You know? Well, I don't think that's too bad to describe what he does for a living. I talked about my arsehole getting torn in half three weeks ago. So it's not too bad to go, well, this is what this guy does. And that's how you make your living now? Yes, yes. Well, technically, yeah, you talked about it on here. We make money from this.

Yeah, and I had the power of choosing what colour my arsehole was the other week as well and it changed as well. She chose red. I went from brown to red. So there you go. Great. Yeah, very good. And the poo emoji came out of it afterwards.

Yeah, all right. So that's good. Thanks, Birgie. Yeah, all right. So that's good. Thanks, Birgie. Oh, now this sounds a little bit closer up our alley, so to speak, not what we were just saying.

But thank you to Patreon subscriber Simone Eclair. Oh, a chocolate Eclair. Yeah. I get it. Yes. Nina Simone. Sounds delicious. Now you, Simone, are Claire.

As you would say. If your name's Claire. What? Why would I say that? It actually doesn't work in this instance. That must be, yeah. I've always thought having a name that's like an actual thing. Yeah.

That's a word for a thing. Yeah. Is that cool or is that annoying? Is it easier if you're spelling it out eclair, you know, just like an eclair? Yeah. Or is it kind of are you having to put up with dumb fucks like us all the time going, oh, I like the chocolate one? Of course.

Of course. You're copying that from grade two. You're copying that from teachers from prep. What grade two student knows what an eclair is? I reckon you know what an eclair is in grade two. You reckon? I mean, I didn't. There's no eclairs in Mirabarra.

Right. But you're from the Big Smoke. Yeah. Well, no, I don't, I'm trying to think. Wow. When did I first become aware of the eclair? Well, but it goes back to that old thing of like, aren't surnames, you know, it's like John Ironmonger.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's family with Ironmonger. Yeah.'s family yeah simona claire someone fucking ate her granddad you you referenced this a lot the whole thing that surnames are derived from what you're i've never i've never met a person i don't think i know anyone who you could say their last name is in any way representative of what they do chandler i think what the fuck's that chandler's like a candlestick maker, I think. Okay. I think that's where that derives from. I think.

You don't even know. So you're obsessed with this fact. You've never even found it out. I know. I think I knew that. I'm just struggling to remember. But I'm pretty sure that's right. Okay.

Yeah. If only I had the internet right in front of me. I'm not going to look it up. So where did your name Daslo come from? Well, Holtz. What's that? Daslo. What are they doing? What did the first Daslo do? I don't know. I'm not going to look it up. So where did your name Dasslo come from? Well, Holtz. What's that? Dasslo.

What did the first Dasslo do? I don't know. I'm asking. I'm saying. Allsops. What did we do? Who the fuck knows? What do we do now?

Mostly architects. Right. Okay. Well, that's the new thing. That's what it will be known as from now on. Simone Eclair. So I don't know. Was that an Eclair maker?

Or was the cake named after her family? Yeah, that's interesting because, yeah, otherwise, yeah, I don't know. That would be cool if that's literally like her family did invent it and the thing is named after them. Totally. That would be incredible. If you're named after something good like that. We've got real royalty supporting this podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If your name was Johnny Aids, it's not as cool. But Claire, that's fucking great. If you're named after something, if you invented something fucking horrible, they named it after you. His last is dying words. Just don't name it after me, please. My family are very well regarded. Just please don't tie me to this awful disease.

Well, he probably died before when an aide was known as a good thing. As he was popping off the perch, he was like, that's not too bad. We've helped people for decades, for centuries even. Please don't name it after me. They named first aide after us. Please. That was a good thing.

Just name it after the second person who gets it. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, do you like that segue anyway, Simone? Thanks, Aids. Thanks, Johnny. Thanks, Simone. Thank you, too. Anthony DeMarco.

Hmm, DeMarco. Another person that sounds like, should we be wearing Anthony DeMarco suits? What is this? Is this D? D, E. D, small E, capital M, Marco. Ah, okay. There's a musician called Mac DeMarco who I What is this? Is this D? D-E. D, small E, capital M, Marco. Oh, okay.

There's a musician called Mac DeMarco who I'm a big fan of. Is this guy related? Tracing a very deep lineage on this Patreon read. Yeah. Yeah. This is really an episode of Who Do You Think You Are? Yes. This is a bit of Ancestry.com.

Let's start that. Let's start Who Do We Think You. Who do we think you are? And so you just send us vague information about your name and then we speculate on how you invented the AIDS virus. Right. All right. We'll start with Anthony DeMarco. Here we go.

Right. So let's guess literally the patronage of him, of his line. DeMarco, grandpa was, great grandpa, first person to ever take a mark in football. Oh, very good. DeMarco, he was the inventor of the specky. Yeah.

I was going to go with this guy. This guy invented the shoehorn. Just sounds like something a bit shoey, a bit a little bit nicer clothes, but not good enough to be responsible for anything important. I like the Chewy a bit. Like a little bit nicer clothes. Yeah. But like not good enough to be responsible for anything important. I like the suits you said before.

That's very DeMarco suits. Yeah. They look good. Yeah. Yes. Go on. Nothing. They look good.

Okay. That's a good slogan. Not much of a slogan. No clothing companies just get down to brass tacks with their slogans, do they? No. Just, this looks good. Yeah. Why doesn't anyone, it's not like, it's like no one uses it normally because it's a thing

that already exists. No one else is using it. Just claim it. That'd be good if they did that and then someone else, their opposition had the same idea. So it was like, DeMarco suits, they look good. And then over the road, they've got like, you know, Daslow's suits, great. They look great. Yeah, not bad.

And then Chandler's suits, they look the best. Yeah. No, just better than DeMarco's. Better than that shit DeMarco puts out. Those fucking Hessian sacks that DeMarco's are selling. Yeah, better than the suits made of rat hair that fucking Tony DeMarco makes. What was his name? Was it Tony?

Anthony. Anthony. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I took a bit of liberty there, Anthony. Sorry, mate. Getting very familiar with old DeMarco. Yeah.

I'm sure you've probably had that nickname somewhere along the line. Well, thanks, Anthony. Thanks, Anthony. All right. We've got one left. For your shit suits. Whoa. Whoa.

Hey. Don't insult Tony DeMarco. He chipped in two bucks Or fucking whatever Just I just want to put this out there I know I've said I know I basically say every week Thank you to everyone that

Yells at me and goes We haven't I haven't been read out yet Or whatever I want to say that message is That message is out there For the people That have been subscribed

For six months For five months Whatever it is That I still haven't gotten around to The people that hit me up Are the ones that like I fucking emailed yesterday and i still haven't been read out yet yeah no shit i'm not gonna fucking read it out before a your money clears and b there's a heap of other fucking people that have been paying us heaps of money and i the people that hit me up i

look it up johnny shit cunt and it's like oh two dollars fucking last month you put in two bucks i'm not reading this straight away cunt by name cunt by name, shit cunt by nature. Yeah, well, you know, that's generations ago. That was the first professional shit cunt. What do you reckon he did? What was the first shit cunt act that they went, we've got to name this after you? Like gave birth to a child and named it that?

Or let a kid have that name? Fuck, that's a confusing timeline, but sure. Well, someone had to have that. You can't have your name Fuck that's a confusing timeline But sure Well someone had to have that You can't have your name thrust upon you So at some stage you've decided what your name is Unless Like unless it's your parent You know

Like your parent has given you your surname Which you have discarded at some point Yes But Initially your parents have given you the last name also So you Either that or you And then you have changed your name to Daslo.

I haven't changed my name, I'm sure. Well, it's a show business. So no one else is coming in and going, your name should come from now on. So they, at some point. I think you've said that to me on a number of occasions, but yeah. But at some point, this Johnny, I don't know why I'm fucking doing a hypothetical about someone who doesn't exist. You're so invested.

This is great. Is this the dollop? This is the dollop of our stuff that's made up. Yeah, no, I see what you're saying. Anyway, thanks, Johnny. Anyway, thanks. Johnny or Anthony, what were you up to? No, you were doing the last one.

No, you went on a rant. Yeah. You went on a fucking tirade about, I don't know, people. I was getting angry about an issue that doesn't even happen. Yes. So sorry about that. Alright, alright. Let's do one more. Alright. So, okay. Alright. Interesting.

Timely. Almost timely. Thank you to Patreon subscriber I'm Oh, that's the first name. Sorry. First name I'm. There's more. How's that spelt? Yeah, it's definitely foreign. There's an apostrophe in there. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Wow, like a French, like a circumflex kind of thing on it. I don't know what a circumflex is. So it's like, yeah, it's like sort of above the letter. It's like in between. It's like the I. That's interesting. In between the I and the I.

This must be really remote. I've never seen anything like that. I'm not sure we've had one of these before. I'm not sure we've had an I'm subscribe. Okay. Right. Well, so I wonder if the – it's very brief too. I wonder will the surname be as brief, just two letters,

or will it be a little bit longer? Should it be three letters? It's much longer. Which fine book would you find that in, the A to K or the L to Z? It's much longer. Which fine book would you find that in, the ADK or the LZ? It's much longer. Yeah, no, look, I got a feeling your initial suspicions were on the ball. Like one of these long… It's one of those longer…

Overseas ones, they usually… Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, you wonder why they make it so complicated sometimes. Like it's easier. It's easier to give it a shorter name. But I don't know. All right. Well, I'll say one thing.

I'll say one thing for free. Yes. I cannot wait to hear what this surname is. Talk me through how you felt when you first read it. Well, do we have time? I've forgotten. What's the first name again? It's I.

I. I. Yeah. As in I, whatever those foreign marks are. Sure it's not Im? Im. Well, it might be. You know, I don't want to be offensive to anyone or whatever country this person comes from.

Yeah, imagine. Yeah. I would never do that on purpose. Especially someone giving us this much money How much have they given us? I'll just have a check Oh, 69 a month 69 bucks a month

The last person always You must read these through from lowest to highest Because 69, that's a lot of money each month Yeah, well And that's why I'm reading them out That's why I'm spending this much time on their name. Yes. I really value your money.

We haven't even spent this much time on the whole name. This is just half the name. Yeah, this is half the name. Yeah. I wonder what the second bit of it's going to be like. I can't. I cannot wait to find out. Me neither.

I just can't wait to get back to the laptop that I've got in front of me where it's all written down. Oh, so have you got like one, the first name in one word document and then the second one's in a different word document? Yeah, that's how I do it. So you're with me. You don't even know what it is either. Yeah, it's all PDFed and it's one word per page. So I'm still on this page.

I've just got to hit the arrow. Well, I'll tell you what, whenever you're ready, put your little fingers on that trackpad and scroll on down. Yeah, look, I'll let you know when I'm ready. Just at your own leisure. Just look. I'll give you a five-minute warning when I'm about to get there. We're in my house.

I'm very comfortable here. I'm happy to spend a long time here. I wasn't really doing anything at this time of day anyway. So it's actually, it's no skin off my nose for you to just take, really take your time. Yeah, right, right. We'll get there. I mean, imagine what this guy's middle name was.

Did they not send that through? No, no, but imagine. And you're also, you're assuming it's a guy. Again, sorry. Okay. Because maybe it's an abbreviation with the I-M. Maybe it's like a long, maybe it's just as long as the last name's going to be, probably. You know what I mean?

Maybe it's a really long 12-letter name and it's just gone to I-M. Again, I feel like I'm just a broken record at this point, but I'll say it again. I cannot wait to find out. Right. Alright. Okay. Let's get really

close to hitting that arrow. So I'm... Thank you, I'm, and in preparation for reading your last name, I just wanted to say in case I forgot at the end, thank you. Yes. Thank you to I'm. Yes, thank you.

Whatever your last name is. We might run out of time. The clock might run out on this. Whatever your last name is. We need to get the first. We'll get there. The thanks in there first. Look, we'll get there.

I know the clock's running, but we'll get there. All right, here we go. We're going go we're gonna hit always great to have support from listeners we get people like this enough to feel like they should chip in money totally to keep it going it really does mean the world to us exactly and thank you once again to the five who have subscribed this week which is andrew jeremy simone anthony and i'm i I'm, yes. Of course, I'm. Yes. And of course, thank you to, look, let's say thank you in the other way. Let's say thank you to Mr Holtz, Mr Burge, Ms or Miss or Mrs Eclair, Mr DeMarco and of course, coming up right now.

Yes. The last name of. It's hard to put the Mr on if you haven't gone to the next page yet to see the last name. Yes, thank you. Good point. Good point. So thank you to Mr. I'm – This is fun to do.

I wonder if it's fun to listen to. It's not that fun to do from this end. I think only one person is having fun at the moment. I'm having a good time. Yeah, yeah. It's – yeah, I'll listen back to it. Let's see if it is interesting. Oh, that's huge.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll make it part, just to know what not to do again, maybe. All right. All right. So, thank you to the fifth Patreon subscriber, Pete Best. No, it's – thank you to – I'm so sorry I said that thing about you talking too much at the start, Tommy.

Do you like that? That's a callback. Yeah. I'm so sorry I said that thing about you talking too much at the start. Oh, like the thing you said before Oh That's weird Oh wow

I mean If your last name's That is I tell you what We've had some coincidences on the show before I do I'm still stewing on it I just want to say On this, the 30th minute of this ad,

that I completely reject the accusation that I talk too much. Hey, you're trying to say this guy. You're trying to say this guy. This guy's name is wrong. You're trying to say this guy. Have you got a sixth name on there we could maybe read out? All right. Thanks, I'm.

Thanks, I'm. Thanks, Mr. So sorry. Apostrophe. The rest of it. Okay. That is all we have to say for now. All those tickets and stuff that we mentioned, littledumbdumbclub.com.

We'll see you in Adelaide. We'll see you in Brisbane. We'll see you in Melbourne. Idumbclub.com. We'll see you in Adelaide. We'll see you in Brisbane. We'll see you in Melbourne. I'll see you in hell. We'll see you in Koh Samui. Well, and if you have a funny name, you know, give us some money and make sure you get read out fifth.

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All right. Enjoy this week's new episode with Nick Cody and Troy Kinney. And if you're a new listener, we're really sorry. I'm not. Hey, mates. Welcome once again to another episode of the Little Dumb Dumb Club. Thank you so much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dasolo and sitting next to me, the other half of the show, Carl Chandler. G'day Dickhead.

Got a big episode today, don't we? Yeah. You excited? I am. We've got a first time guest. People always love that. Shall we introduce our first time guest? Sure. You know him from the TV show Kinney.

Please welcome back into the little dum-dum club, Troy Kinney. Thank you. Did you say please welcome back? I said welcome back. I'm on autopilot with these intros. A bit presumptuous that they'll know me from Kinney, but let's get that out there that everyone has seen it. Well, your fan page you just told us has got 500,000 people on it.

We got excited when we got 5,000 the other day on our fan page. Oh, I remember those days. It's two ways. It's going to be your fans coming over to this podcast going, who the fuck are these two guys hosting it?

Why won't they shut up? He's already insinuating that I'm going to link this on my page. Unbelievable. And also joining us today, you know him from being a king in the air

and a cunt on the ground. Yay! Please welcome Nick Cody. Hey. How's it going, boys? Business class boys here. Now, before we get in, I feel like you've got unfinished business with us. Oh, fuck it, Al.

With your alternative facts. Are you familiar with this, Cody? No, bring it up to speed. Give me a little recap. Should we do it now? Do you follow this man, Nick Cody, on all forms of social media? Yes, I do. I'm so sorry.

You would have seen many photos taken from the inside of aeroplanes, specifically one section of the aeroplane. Who the fuck puts up economy? Yeah, I'm 46J, bitches. Woo! Seat doesn't recline. The toilet's behind me. Yeah.

Baller. So we were talking last week. Oh, no, two weeks ago on this show about we had a pretty unfair episode of the show. We just smashed a lot of people who weren't here to defend themselves. To be fair, that's the little dum-dum club. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I thought I was one of our best. I wasn't upset.

I was laughing. I've done it very well. It feels like we used to have a bit of a rule of like the person should at least be here when we talk about them and that's very quickly gone. I've never had that rule. Dil would be on every episode. So anyway, let's get into some.

I should probably listen to some of these before I came on let's explain let's explain so we were we were just having a crack at Cody because he loves the first class and my theory is

why the fuck would you spend that much money on first class business class and then not spend money on your hotel room or whatever like just for that fly

both of these things disgust me I don't know what hotel you're talking about that you thought was shit no you sent me a link in person you said i always stayed in this place i said yeah i've stayed at that fucking toilet i was fine well there you go there's the yeah it was fine and i've never bought a business class

seat i've always used points and now i just got it in the mail again yesterday virgin velocity platinum 2017 still killing it that's why he's so into business class because the little cubicle business class bit is the same size as the hotels. That's why I'm comfortable. He's so used to it. You're like a bubble boy flying around the fucking world. You've got a shared bathroom. Same sort of deal.

Your chair turns into a bed. And the table comes out of the wall. Now it all makes sense. But yeah, I saw you last night. I hadn't seen you because we also talked on the show. We went to your wedding recently. I saw you yesterday.

You were fresh back from your honeymoon. I haven't seen you since the wedding. First thing you say to me is... Sorry, I didn't make that wedding, by the way. Kenny didn't make the wedding. He said he was a yes, but then he didn't count. Oh, wow.

Just a no-show. Yeah, just to provide the sizzle. He said he was a yes, but then he didn't count. Oh, wow. Just a no-show. Yeah, yeah. Just to provide the sizzle. No steak. That's Kenny for you. What happened? What was the official excuse? I was sick, basically.

Oh, right. Yeah, I hurt. And I wasn't allowed to drink it. I knew I would if I came to your wedding. Or be kicked out if I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. That was happening.

We were stoning people to death who were on the waters. But I saw you last night. And yeah, I haven't seen you in two weeks since the wedding. The first thing you say to me who were on the waters. But I saw you last night and, yeah, before, I haven't seen you in two weeks since the wedding. First thing you say to me is, I hear we're doing a pod tomorrow. I cannot wait to fucking wreck Chandler about this pod thing. I'm on my honeymoon. I'm meant to be relaxing and Looch hears this sentence

because obviously I can't tan at all. I get sunburned immediately. We're on the beach in Vietnam. Looch is out sunbathing on her bed. I'm back under the thing and she just hears me go, what the fuck? She turns around like, did you get stung by something? Yes, my friends.

That's crazy that you've come back now with a traumatic experience in Vietnam like so many others. Just waking up in the middle of the night every time you hear our podcast. Oh, God. I'm looking for Chandler in the trees. Fuck, is that the Channel 7 Chopper or Chando? Has that chopper got a first class section in it? Well, so let's – well, you might have more grievances later on

because you said – you did send me a message going, I've made fucking six bullet points to rebut all your arguments. I've gone into detail. But I'll say this. When Cody's writing shit down, you know you've got fucking problems. Yeah. I haven't done this much work on my festival show. Time to dust off the pen licence.

Xbox must have a notes feature now. Get out the headset, dictate it onto the console. Finally, I'm going to make the most of the station we get up in first class. Awesome. Stuartus, can you sit here and jot down some points? First of all, you are a cunt and write that down.

Don't censor it. See you, no, so, I, so, Kenny, you have a lot of fans.

You've got a lot of online hate now. Like you said, you've got 500,000, your stuff gets shared like a billion times, all that sort of stuff. So,

do you get a bit of, do you get a bit of... I'll stop you when you're wrong, Carl. Yeah, wrong, Carl. Yeah. Oh, his facts are right this week. Do you get a bit of weirdo stuff happening? Do you get like a... Well, I get a message every day at least of someone suggesting a sketch.

Right. Oh, awesome. And I do like some of them, Nick. But yeah, just a lot of people wanting me to... Right. Oh, awesome. And I do like some of them, Nick. Yeah, and just a lot of people wanting me to basically share their stuff or do things. Can you remember any of the examples of stuff that people have pitched to you? The worst? Yeah.

The worst of? You've got a worst of? I should have written some of these down, shouldn't I? Yeah. Oh, have a think. I was just going to say. Or make it into a sketch. Shit sent to me On Facebook Messenger

Yeah That'd be awesome So we've got a bit Of a running thing Where we Our listeners We don't call them fans We call them listeners

Because they're not They don't show a lot Of fan like behaviour So I was walking Back to my place From the city Into Hawthorne So it was quite a walk

I was walking down Victoria Street the other day and someone slowed down in the car and just yelled out. Here's the thing, you know, when someone knows you and they slow down and yell something out, you've got to pick like what you're going to say in that short amount of time, you know what I mean? So this guy… The pressure's on.

Yeah, this guy slowed down and just went, Dum-dum! Which I think in hindsight is fine because it's like that's a quick thing to do. If you go Chandler or whatever, it's like, oh, that could be a friend of mine or whatever. So if he says that, I'm like, okay, I know who you are. You know who I am. Cool.

Thing was, I'm walking down dodgy Victoria Street. The guy I'm walking next to is the epitome of dodgy Victoria Street. So this guy yells at dum-dum, I'm next to this junky, and the guy just goes, oh, what the fuck are you yelling at me? Goes crazy. Does he listen too? Because that sounds like it. I like to think it's like The Wire and that's the new street name for heroin is Dum Dum.

Yeah, that Dum Dum. Who wants some of that? Hey, mate. Got some of that yellow mousse. So he yells that. He loses it and goes what the fuck He wants to fight the guy or whatever The guy's already gone

He's like alright He gets really angry But I'm next to him So I go oh mate don't worry And he goes what the fuck What do you mean Don't worry And I'm like

Oh it was He goes what did he say And I go oh He said dumb He goes did you say dumb cunt at me And I go no Look I think he was yelling at me He goes who's that guy I'm like I don't know He goes well you say dumb cunt at me And I go No Look I think he was yelling at me He goes

Who's that guy I'm like I don't know He goes How do you know he's yelling at you I'm like You're now making less sense than the junkie Yeah exactly

Podcast for junkies Exactly So then I'm going Oh fuck I've got to get out of this He goes Who's this How did he know you

Are you mates with him And I go No How does he know you And I go i do a pod uh fuck and then i go i don't want to say i want to start that yeah i go i do i do i do a radio show and he goes oh what radio show and i'm like oh fuck i should have said podcast that's amazing that you're ashamed of your lifestyle decisions whilst next to someone who's strung out on the gear. I don't want to make a tit of myself in front of this guy. So I'm doing this all the while walking faster to try and burn him off

and he's keeping up. So I'm just – and he's going, what radio? And I'm like going, oh, fuck, now I've made something up. And so now I can't go back. I'm not going to go, oh, I'm on 3KZ talk. But very quickly, we've talked a lot about when you get a haircut or a cab driver or whatever and they're like, oh, what do you do? And you never want to say comedian.

So you make something else up. You go, oh, writer or fucking freelance or whatever. You'll go on the opposite way. You know, CEO of fucking Rio Tinto. Yeah. But then, you know, so that's the point where I'm like, oh, man, I've got to get out of this. But the fact that someone drove past in a car and recognised you

from listening to you on radio. Yeah, yeah. Someone drove past in a car and recognised you from listening to you on radio. Yeah, yeah. So I then, like, I'm trying to get out of it. I'm like saying, yeah, radio show. And he's like, what radio show? I'm like, oh, it doesn't matter, man.

And he's like, no, what? And I'm like, no, no, it's okay. And he's like, but what? I go, it's okay. And I just keep sort of trying to fob him off as I'm walking faster to try and burn him off. So I start to get a little bit ahead of him. I'm going, it's all right, mate. It's all right. Don't worry.

Don't worry. And as I get in front of him and he sort of gives up on me giving him answers, he just goes, good luck. And he's like right behind me. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm going to get fucking stabbed for being on a radio show and not announcing what show it is. You're going to get stabbed for not being on a radio show.

Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. I like to picture that guy now just huddled around the radio, just kind of working his way through the dial. Where is he? What station is he on? So I went through a similar thing where like, hey, you said dum-dum so you knew where they were from.

Like I get, they'll say Kinney and then I sort of go, oh, that's a band. A lot of people say that to be fair. I know. Because then I'm like, am I, and I'll introduce it, I'm like, people say that to be fair I know because then I'm like am I and I'll introduce it I'm like

is this someone I'm supposed to know because it's a friend of my brother's or is this someone I've never met in my life and I just don't know yeah yeah and I got to the point where I'm just trying to avoid it

at all costs and then I was at the doctor's a couple of weeks ago and alright mate we've all got shit going this is what I might have been doing in the waiting room

Kinney oh fuck here we go again alright what do you want signed oh god this x-ray okay I'll try anything

selfies over here right and it was when I might have been doing the Afghanistan gig so I was getting the medical stuff done yeah

and that'll come up later that's why I mentioned that you'll see right it's alright guys walk on chat fuck you he's playing callbacks

in the podcast I'm on the phone to my mate Max Price so you know and a girl at the counter recognises me

and says oh my god that's Kinney and she talks to the lady in front she goes do you know him from videos

my husband loves him I've got to ask for a photo so I'm saying to Max this girl's recogn me, she's going to ask for a photo. And she turns around and I can see she went to go and then she sort of stopped because I was on the phone and sort of went, oh, no, I'll leave it. And I went, oh, I've got out of it. But I went in to the doctors, come out, and I was about to leave and I saw her there and she was a girl with a long ponytail, she was probably like 25 or whatever.

And I went and thought, oh, I'll do the nice thing and go and say hello to her because she seemed like a genuine fan, you know. And I go and talk to her and this is the bonus bit you're getting from the medical. I've got a urine sample in my hand. And this isn't even the funny part. I'm just throwing it in there because I'm standing there like I'm having a cocktail at a bar. I'm just swinging it around. What do you do here?

So I said to her, I said, hey, how are you going? She goes, oh, hi. And I went, yeah, just sort of say hello before I go. I've got to go. And she goes, oh, okay. And I said, she goes, oh, what's going on? And I said, oh, I'm just doing some live shows at the moment where I do the lifeguard character and the bachelor character.

She goes, oh, right, good. And I said, do you want to get a photo or anything? She goes, oh, no, it's okay. She sort of looks around. I suppose we're in a waiting room. It's a bit weird. There's people coughing and sick or whatever. So I left.

So I get on the escalators and get a smoothie. As I'm getting that smoothie, a girl comes up and goes, oh, Troy, I just saw you upstairs. And this is the girl that I saw. The one I talked to up there just happened to look like her. So if you go back to it, it's like Pulp Fiction. I talked to this girl and I said, do you want a photo to a stranger? And she just went, oh, no, it's okay.

Do you want a photo with me with my urine sample? It is like Pulp Fiction. It's the gold stuff in the suitcase. That's Piss. Do you know what they call piss in France? Piss Royale. And then the girl that actually was a fan, all it was was she had ordered a Lifeguard T-shirt for her husband

and it never came, so I just had to send her another one. Oh, right. That's what came out of it. I've got to buy another fucking T-shirt, yeah. That's great. So what sort of do you get a lot of people asking you to go to events, like popping into the DMs on your fan page? Yeah, and like birthdays and stuff where it's like, you know,

the person who's having the birthday is the only one that's going to know me. Everyone else is going to wonder what the fuck I'm doing there. Because I love that. Like the sort of stuff that you get, it's so relative to like what your image is and like what you're out there doing. So like a friend of the show, Luke McGregor, was showing me a message that was on his fan page and it was someone going, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

and then tagging their friend and going, this is that funny cunt that we saw. And he was like, look at this, just like, you know, for him and like the sort of stuff he does and the sort of stuff he's in. That would really stick out. You know what I mean? But if you go, like if you've ever looked through,

if you ever look through the DMs of Aaron Gox on his Facebook fan page, that's all it is. It's all that. It's like, mate, you're a fucking pisser of a cunt. Come and do me fucking mate's birthday. And he'll go, oh, no, I can't. I'm busy. And they'll go, fucking stupid, stuck up cunt.

They're so fickle. I'll give you chicken and chips if you come to New Zealand. It's all like that offering your beers and trust me, if we have a few beers, I'll get you some new material and all this. And it's all like no response is often better than response because they're just going to crack the shits. But I reckon you'd be half and half. You'd be like half kind of like, yeah, girls that like,

oh, my boyfriend loves this, this is cool. And then I imagine you'd have some rough sorts in there. I've gotten good at filtering out the good ones. Yeah, obviously girlfriend, if they mention boyfriend, you fuck that one. But I had one who actually tagged me in it. It was a video I did for Sportsbit, the suit whisperer. Hey, Melanie, this is that funny guy I was telling you about who's in the washing basket sketch tag, Troy Kinney.

Look how fat he's gotten. I had a street encounter with a listener of the show. I was crossing the street the other day. There were a bunch of cyclists lined up waiting to cross from the other side of the road. A few pedestrians as well. So we kind of cross over in the middle of the road and this guy's sort of on his bike and he locks, he makes eye contact.

He's like locked in as he's like clearing me. And as he sort of gets past me, as he just clears me, he just starts going, comedy! Rides off into the night. Which again, there's all these people around going, what the fuck just happened? See, that's what I want. Instead of like, we're going back to what the guy yelled out

out of the car Where he's figured out What to get out In that short time So he just goes Dum dum If we get spotted On the street If you want to say something

Say that Say comedy Comedy Comedy It's still happening Troy Comedian Ben Lomas Rides past my house

On his way to work And he There was a day Where Tom Ballard Was like I was out in the backyard and I heard Lomas ride past the street and just yell out comedy and then

and then like four days later I was just sitting in here in the kitchen so you can't see in from outside and I just hear in the street comedy I call Lomas I'm like do you do this every day he's like yeah just on the off chance that someone's home I want a compilation home I want a compilation

I want a compilation of all the times I need to get like a nanny cam in this room a compilation of all the times he's just yelled that out to an empty house and it's like waiting for a bit of a response I like the idea that like because that's happening in the genre we're working in

I like the idea that Daniel Day-Lewis is driving past Leonardo DiCaprio's house going, Drama! Pretending! Method! Just the idea that they're just pranking each other on a daily basis. Yeah, they're very comparable. Yeah.

Should we get into a bit of... We've had a bit of a big week for the podcast Oh yeah okay Should we get into talking about some of this Okay sure Because last week we were talking on the show about The issue of wearing shorts on stage When you do a gig

Where do you stand on it Kenny? I mean I've done it before I don't do it now And it's not because something bad happened But I guess it's like when it's really hot as it does get here but it depends on if it's a pub gig like if I was going to do it you'd always ask

if someone else you know is on, are you going to wear shorts? You don't want to be the only one. So yeah last week it was really hot. I put a thing on Facebook just going, hey comedians doing gigs tonight, how about we relax the no shorts rule just for tonight because it's 38 degrees and it kind of kicked off. And then the next day I got a call from a journalist at the Herald Sun

wanting a comment. We talked about it on the show. I was like on my way to record an episode of this. And then the next day it's in print in the confidential section of the Herald Sun. After we talked about it. Confidential. They put it online.

Yeah, the confidential shorts debate. Yeah. So they put it online that night when we were talking about it and we put it up going, how funny is this? Yes. This is online thinking there's no – well, this is the end of it. Then they put it in the paper. Yeah.

I knew that was happening though to be fair. Oh, right. I didn't know that was happening. Right, right. So I can't believe that went in the paper. And I saw Tommy Little the next day because we're opposite him with the launch of a new radio show. He's like, I had to get a fucking show with Carrie Bickmore that went in the paper. And I saw Tommy Little the next day because we're opposite him with the launch of a new radio show. He's like, I had to get a fucking show with Carrie Bickmore

to get in the paper. You fuckheads had to just talk about wearing shorts on stage. Go on Facebook and ask a question. You got the same billing. Yeah. And I said to him, like, mate, if you ever want to get in the confidential, I'm more than happy to do a Facebook post about you. I think I've got the power now.

But also a photo of us from about eight years ago, which is bizarre. Is it that you shouldn't be wearing shorts on stage? Well, Chandler's the big... I was saying you shouldn't. But the thing is, on Tommy's Facebook status, because it's his personal status,

there's just a bunch of comedians going back and forth and being stupid and making in-jokes, whatever. So I get in there and go, like it's saying, you know, comedians should have to wear shorts. And I said, Kappa doesn't have to because he's not a comedian. Nick Kappa, friend of the show. But just said Kappa. Yeah.

Because within the context of it, we all know that's Nick Kappa. They reprint that in the paper and it's like Tommy Daslow, shorts in comedy, whatever. Comedian Carl Chandler said, Kappa's allowed to wear them, he's not a comedian. So to everyone reading The Herald Sun, all of a sudden I've just brought in Warwick Capper. Yes, yes. Just out of the looking like a fucking mental case.

Because first of all, I read it like, this is amazing, Nick Capper getting roasted in The Herald Sun in print is fucking great. And then, yeah, I realised, oh, no, wait, Chandler looks fucking mental. That's even better. There's no reference to Nick Capper before that. So it's just me going, yeah, Jason Dunstall can wear them as well if he wants, I guess. And it happens to be the one surname of a guy who was famous for his shorts.

Yeah, exactly. It couldn't have worked out better for making me look like a fuckhead. It was such a great day of just people texting me going, what the fuck is going on? Like it's so funny that that ended up in there. It really is the death of print media. Yeah. And so –

And it ruined me in a little way because I saw that first bit and went, I love that I'm in print ragging Nick Capa and saying he's not even a comedian. Yeah. But instead I feel like I'm in trouble with Warwick Capa now. Yeah. Which is a lot worse. I was out with my housemate that night and we were a bit drunk and he was like, you've got to keep this going.

We've got to add more onto the story. So he starts tweeting Warwick Capper, sending him a link to the article, trying to get him to weigh in. Oh, no. He's like, we've got to keep – because he works in PR. He's like, this is how you frame it. Like you sort of – I'll tag like the project and I'll tag Sunrise in it so he thinks it's like this big thing.

Oh, right. Jesus. That's great. That is great. But he didn't take. He didn't bite. He didn't get any nibbles on the hook there. But that would have been amazing.

Yeah, that's disappointing. It's not over yet. Yeah. Well, so Troy, we're doing, I've told you this, we are doing the official Coast and Mealy podcast. Yeah, this is exciting. He's off to Thailand. He's going in two days.

Two days from now, yeah. I think you're Chandler's spirit animal. Kenny's the official comedian that goes to Thailand more than me. People that listen to the show think that I'm number one. Is it more trips or longer duration for Kenny? I don't know. You've probably done more trips. Probably both, I think.

By the way, we've both known you for about ten years now and Chandler about six months, calls me up and goes, oh, I was talking to Kenny about Thailand. We've got to have him on the show. Successful TV show? Nah, let's just talk about an island. I was going to say, when you found out he was going, are you slightly jealous that he's going to Thailand?

Of course. Of course he is, yeah. Last week I saw Creasy was in the Etihad first class suite flying back to Australia that's a full apartment in the sky I'm like you mother

fucker that's our relationship even when he messaged me about doing this it was at a point I thought

I might not be able to squeeze it in and I said you're going to hate me for two reasons I don't think

I'm going to have time and Sunday I've got to go to Thailand I thought you were going to break his heart

we'll go over there and do it then yeah that's fine I'm going to have a time and Sunday I've got to go to Thailand. And then you're going to break his heart. Oh, well, we'll go over there and do it then. Yeah, that's fine. So I was going to say last time I went, it was the time before. It just happened to be... Three months ago. Yeah, yeah. So what time is it now?

Kenny, you were there. You were in Koh Samui on the same island as me. So it was like, it was this... Oh, and I've done this with you as well, Cody. So Koh Samui On the same island as me So it was like It was this Oh and I've done this With you as well Cody So we've been in the same time So it's like It's like that exciting thing

Of going Oh someone I know Is on the island at the same time Like oh let's meet up Let's go Let's meet up Which is ridiculous That the human brain

Works that way Yeah Because I mean We live in the same city I'm never hitting you up Going let's fucking go Down to South Melbourne Or whatever

Have we spoke about this How we met each other On the beach At night time In Koh Samui walking towards each other and Chandler just giving me the finger? But it was like it reminds me of the, I think I've talked about this before where it goes, you know, because you're there and I'm there,

I'm like, oh, fuck, we've got to catch up, we've got to catch up, which is the same thing I used to have where when I lived in Maribor, there would be, you would go to Ballarat McDonald's for a special trip to McDonald's because it was the closest McDonald's. So you'd drive an hour just to get a fucking Big Mac. You'd get there. There'd be someone else from Meribor there that you've never speak to, never mates with, and you'd get there because

you're in the same McDonald's. You'd go, oh, fuck, how you doing, mate? It's like you have to acknowledge the coincidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's due worth. But so Kinney was also part of my favourite – one of my favourite things about Thailand, Which is the webcam So long time listeners

Know that I'm a bit obsessed With the webcams I'll just sit there And watch them for hours So I found out Kinney Kinney was saying That's where we drifted Apart of it

When I found this out This might be Someone's first episode Yeah You've got to clarify What kind of webcam You're talking about Sorry

You can't just say The webcam Sorry The Thailand webcam Sorry Nothing sounds sorry. The Thailand webcam. Sorry. Nothing sounds sketchier than Thailand webcam. My bad. I'm obsessed with them.

Hours at a time. And that you introduced me to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been on it. Really throwing you under the bus there. There are webcams on the street, in the main street. There's like one site if you Google – And I didn't know this until he told me, by the way.

Yeah, if you Google Koh Samui – I'm washing my hands of it. Yeah, yeah, this is fair. You Google Koh Samui – Well, you're washing up your hands. If you Google Koh Samui webcams, there's like a page that gives you like eight options, eight to ten options. And when Kenny told me where he was staying, he goes,

I'm staying at this resort. I was like, fuck it, that's got its own webcam. So I'm actually, at this point, I'm in. I think it had like seven exclamation points on the Facebook message. That's got a webcam. So at this point, I'm watching Samui webcams in Samui. So I'm in my hotel room watching it going, hey, can you give us a shout out on the webcam?

So he's staying in the resort and I say, this is where the webcam is. So he's going to the beach and so you can see I'm sitting there watching. Kenny just walks out of the middle of the webcam and goes, and just reluctantly waves. Quick question, who's the cunt on the ground again? Watching Samui webcam against Samui. Hey, that's the best reception you can get. Close to the source.

It's real time. It's like the third world version of that movie Sliver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sitting there watching drunk fuckers on a webcam. Oh, yeah, I can use that. So you go over there as much, if not more, than this man, Carl Chandler. More. Yeah.

To give him his due credit. Okay. What are the names of all the members of your second family? I've got the point. My mate Josh Lawson has got the point where he wants me to bring out a book one day that's just called Things Thai Massage Girls Have Said to Me. Oh, right. A whole book. Because I've always got a story on it. Oh, right. A whole book.

Because I've always got a story. Oh, what have you got? What have they said? I mean, there's a lot that I don't really want to repeat. It's just, and one of the biggest things is, you know, Thai people can't pronounce the letter R. Right. So my name they just cannot say.

And there was one girl who I had like three massages from and she was, you know, so we're at the point, oh, we may as well swap names now. And she said, what's your name? And I said, Troy. And she goes, Troy. And I said, close, Troy. And like they just cannot say it.

Yeah, yeah. And then she's going, Troy. She goes, oh. And I like spell it out. I write it like on the T-R, like I find something else has got the letter R. That one is there. Right. Troy. And she goes-R, like I find something else has got the letter R. That one is there. Right. Troy.

And she goes, oh, like the movie. And I went, oh, that's actually impressive. She knows the Brad Pitt movie. I said, yeah, like the movie. Yeah, I love that movie. She goes, yeah, Toy Story. Toy Story. Helen of Toy Story. And obviously I just submitted my, yep, Toy Story.

And obviously I just submitted my, yep, Toy Story. Can't believe you know my surname as well. They're using that at Starbucks as well, so that's good. Well, the honeymoon in Vietnam, so all I tried to do is learn a few basic phrases. But Vietnamese, it's like, it's fucking so hard and it's so tonal. Everything is so tonal. Just like it's meant to be a, oh, fuck, I can't even remember how to say thank you.

But I'd say it and eight out of ten times the person I'd say it to was like, I don't know what you've tried there. I'm sorry, man, I can't make the noise. I'd be like, what's see you later? And they'd tell me and I'm like, I can't do that. I physically can't make the noise. I'd be like, what's see you later? And they'd tell me and I'm like, I can't do that. I physically can't make that sound. I'm the worst. Every time I've gone somewhere that's a non-English speaking country,

I've gone, you know what? I'm going to learn hello. I'm going to learn thank you. Just all the basics because you want to make an effort. You want to be polite. And then I get there and I go, nah, everyone knows what English is. They know what thanks means. I just feel like the biggest Western cunt. nah, everyone knows what English is. They know what thanks means. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just feel like the biggest Western cunt. One incident with the same massage girl, it's because it got to the point where she was known as the girl I went to for a massage. We were sort of friends or whatever. And you would know, Carl, when you have a massage, at the end they give you a water and it's like nine times out of ten it's a water that's like a plastic cup with a lid on it like a yoga and you stab a massage, at the end they give you a water and it's like nine times out of ten it's a water that's like a plastic cup

with a lid on it like a yoga and you stab a straw into it. So anyway, I got a massage. Is this a euphemism? No. I got a massage somewhere else and I was just walking along drinking that water and I saw her. And she goes, oh, hey, hey. And we talk and she notices.

It's like a Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm. She notices the cup. I find myself trying to put it behind my back and she goes, so you've had a massage, have you? we're talking, she notices. It's like a Seinfeld or Cooper enthusiasm. She notices the cup. I sort of find myself trying to put it behind my back and she goes, so you've had a massage, have you? And I tried to lie and I said, oh no, they've got these at my hotel. I can just get them at the front.

And it must be a thing where that just doesn't happen. She just went, no, they don't. And then the other masseuse comes out and calls you Finding Nemo. The amount of effort I was going to to hide that I got a massage somewhere else. I was really nervous. It sounds like you're getting about a dozen massages a day. Yeah, I know.

A lot of stress. That's the thing about being over there. All these trips to Thailand. We're not all flying fucking business class, are we? I didn't. I'm very upset. I spend way too much time getting massages just because you think it's that good value.

It's like you're making money by getting them. Yeah. When I went to Bali, I had one massage and they'd stole all the money out of my wallet while they were massaging me. So I've been too scared to go to Thailand to get it done. Wow. Yeah. Like I had my head down in the thing and I could hear her

because she sort of, I kind of noticed there was just one hand and it was kind of right on the side of my back. And I kind of looked up and I could just faintly see her kind of rifling through my bag, which had my wallet in it. And she sort of sees me glancing at it and she's like, no, no, no, keep your head down, keep your head down. I'm like, okay. Yeah, all right.

And like, what do you do? So you get the fuck out of my bag. Jesus Christ. Say that again. Talk me through this. Stop speaking Vietnamese, Dexter. I don't want to rock the boat. I want that free drink at the end.

Worth it. So, yeah, it to rock the boat. I want that free drink at the end. So, yeah, it gets to the end. And I think I had whatever the equivalent of, let's say it was like $40, so two $20 notes, right? And one of them's definitely gone because I'd just withdrawn them on the way there. And then it was going to be like, I think, 10 or something. So, you know, I was just like, well, you can't take all the money because then I'm not going to be able to pay for the massage. You've got to like take, leave enough for me to then pay for the massage.

Genius. So I'm kind of like, I just pay. And I did the math in my head. I was like, oh, that's like even with the money they stole, that's $10 Australian for a massage. Like who cares? I've heard in Bali too, Monty Frankenthal Used to go there a lot And this is a bit

A bit of a tip For anyone going to Bali Is if you Go to a You know a shop Where you haggle For a price or whatever If you pay

Too much More than you should have Like you pay Like 40 bucks For a hat Where you should have Paid 20 cents or something They will put it

Not a bad deal They put it in like Instead of a white plastic bag They put it in a blue one. So then you're marked to all the other shops, that guy's a sucker. Oh, wow. And they may not try and get that guy.

So they sort of help each other out. Oh, wow. That's amazing. So if you get a coloured bag, you know you got done. Fuck. So are you getting, do you get recognised now in Thailand because you go so often? By the massage girls, yeah.

No, no, no. What? Not by the police, by normal. Yeah, because I pretty much go to the same area. So, yeah, now and then I go to places like I do some of the fitness stuff and the Muay Thai training stuff. So you get people there that do. But when I get recognised, it's from Facebook.

It's not from a TV show. It's from online stuff. No, because my point being because you go there so often, you're getting recognised as like a local. Oh, right because i i reckon i'm starting to get a little bit of that the last time i went i was i got several times people going you were here six months ago yeah yeah and i copped that a few times made that up it was more recent than that he'd gone away so he's he hadn't seen me the last two times in between. So I'm getting a little bit of that now.

I just wondered whether you were. Yeah, I went to a restaurant and she knew exactly what I wanted. Scrambled eggs, three eggs and a coconut. Right. I said, yeah. It's a fairly unique order. So I can see why you would remember that. Three scrambled eggs.

Three. And a coconut. And a coconut. Yeah. That's my staple. Really. And a coconut. And a coconut, yeah. That's my staple. Really embracing that beach lifestyle. It's a waste of time if you don't get a coconut with every meal. That way you don't know if you've drunk the water because you're just taking the worst shits anyway.

Could be the diet, could be ice cubes, I don't know. Something's done the damage. So we launched last week, we launched the Coastal Movie Podcast Festival. Only one podcast confirmed so far. That's us. Only one podcast confirmed so far. That's us. Only one podcast invited as well. The festival, right. Yeah.

So we put that online last week and in 24 hours I hit up the guy that runs the resort. We've got a special deal with the Ozo Chewing Samui Resort. So we've got a special deal where if the listeners come over and stay at that hotel where we're going to do the live podcast, they get a massive discount. Oh, wow. So I hit the guy up within 24 hours. There's like 20 people staying there already. Wow.

It's going to be insane. Yeah. That's awesome. We've been out there for like, as of this recording, three days. Yeah. Yeah, two days. Yeah, two days. Put it up on Wednesday. Yeah recording, three days. Yeah. Yeah, two days. Yeah, two days. Put it up on Wednesday.

Yeah. That's huge. Email, first day. There's 20 people staying there so far. How long does the festival go for? Four nights. Four nights. It's May 31 to June 4 or 5.

You're staying some extra nights? Is it so everyone pisses off? Hopefully. Hopefully. Hopefully. That's the plan. If there's no work coming up, I'll be hanging around. I feel bad.

I've seen a few Kind of I assume Younger people On the Facebook page Mentioning that they're Fucking off their uni exams To come do this with us Which I feel I feel pretty bad

About affecting people's futures But I also like The confidence That people have in us That quite a few mentions Are like I can't make it this year I'll come to the second one

Like alright Okay Alright this is going to be A thing is it Don't pretend that you're Not going to try and make This a thing next year as well. It's supposed to be. Are the dogs...

I've only been to Koh Samui once, and that's when I saw you. I don't remember much. Are the dogs there better than the dogs in Phuket? I think the dogs have quietened down a little bit. I think they've... But are they healthy looking dogs? Because in Phuket it was... Yeah.

Yeah. The nice thing in Vietnam, on Phu Quoc, there's this type of dog that's just on it was... Yeah. The nice thing in Vietnam on Phu Quoc, there's this type of dog that's just on that island. Yeah. But you can pat all the dogs. But I remember in Phuket seeing a dog missing a leg that had like electrical tape around the stump. Yeah, yeah.

It was like the start of Saving Private Ryan. Those dogs' guts are falling out. Yeah. It's almost like stuff's not as good over there for them. It's almost as if shit's a bit fucked Don't they eat dogs in Vietnam? No Don't they?

No Maybe I will go then No, I think the dogs have quietened down a bit When I first started going, I reckon five years ago There was heaps of dogs everywhere And I'm like, this is awesome But then I tried to pat one and they don't like that But now I think they've sort of gotten rid of a lot of the dogs.

I don't think there's a lot of free roaming dogs happening anymore. Where did they go? They went to a nice farm in Thailand. Oh, cool. That sounds cool. It's like us. It's like what we're doing. Yeah, exactly.

It should be really good there. So are you going to be there when we're there, Kenny? When is it? May 31st till June 5th. Don't see why I couldn't make that happen. Yeah, you'd have to make a special trip to leave, I reckon, at that point. Yeah. Because you

go over there and do a lot of kickboxing stuff. Yeah, so it sort of happened by accident. I went over. I was planning to go there. I accidentally started kickboxing. I fell down a flight of stairs and knocked someone out on the way down. That's how Jean-Paul Van Damme started. He saw me with my water cup, so I punched her,

and the guy said, you're very good at this. You should come to me. By accident, I mean the whole Thailand phenomena of me going all the time because I was booked in to go with a girlfriend, and this is when the first series of Kinney was greenlit, if you want to say. And I was supposed to do two weeks of writing before we got with other writers. And so my girlfriend and I had broken up.

So I was like, am I going to go by myself? And then I said, oh, well, now we're doing the writing, so I won't go. I'll just cancel that trip. And the lady, the executive producer said, well, if you're just doing the first bit by yourself, why don't you just do writing over there? You'll be on your own. So I said, all right.

So I went and did that. Weird advice from a new employer, but anyway. Just wanted to get rid of me. And so I did that and I just found I got so much done because I was just on my own, had no internet in my room and things like that. You hadn't looked at the webcams yet. Yeah.

But I just – it became a thing when we wrote the second one. I went over there again and that's when I went to the fitness place because, you know, you're going to be on camera. I was trying to lose weight and stuff. And then it just became a thing. I just love it. I go over there and just do's when I went to the fitness place because you know you're going to be on camera I was trying to lose weight and stuff and then it just became a thing I just love it I go over there and just do riding

and do training there the Muay Thai stuff because I've done it here like a Muay Thai session here with you know a personal trainer who's done a bit of Muay Thai will be 80 bucks

or something over there it's like 6 bucks for an hour with an expert so the Muay Thai to them is like AFL footy to us every kid grows up doing it. It's just a way of life.

That's about exactly the same as the massages. You'd pay 80 bucks here, over there it's eight bucks. I think the only difference with the massage between here and over there. Is the Muay Thai fighters don't whack you off at you. Don't they? Maybe when I'm unconscious they do something. What you're paying for here, it's like you're getting the same massage here and in Thailand, but what you're paying for here is like them not answering

a phone, a child not walking in for no reason. Not going through your wallet. Not taking the rest of the money. So, Cody, you've just been on your honeymoon. You had your wedding, what weeks ago I think Something like that I feel bad I'm going to officially do this now Because I didn't give you a present at the time

So I'm going to give you your present right now Oh great Makes me look bad Yes It's for both of us Yeah yeah exactly Well in my present is I'm pretty much responsible

Because you two met on the Kinney show Yeah and we hit Oh really Yeah we hooked up at the wrap party. Lucia was one of the art department ladies. Oh, really? Or as they call her around the office, the one Kinney let Cody have. She calls me that at home.

Here you go. Obviously that's not true. She rejected me and still does. I wrapped it up for you. I hope you don't have it already. Oh, thanks, mate. It's just cash. Wow. What a class act. Wow. $7.50.

That's amazing. Thanks, mate. That's, um, now that I've given you that. Half of that's Lu Chu, as you know. Now that I've given you that, who hasn't given you a present from the wedding? Who hasn't?

Did you not? That's from both of us present from the wedding? Who hasn't? Yeah. Oh. Did you not? That's from both of us, by the way. Oh, there we go. There we go. We, we. Is there a way of finding that out? What do you mean?

Of who didn't give you a present for the wedding? No, because a lot of people put in, we had a thing like a wishing well online. Yes. And then other people turned up on the day and just gave us cards or whatever. So the wishing well, there's no way to track it? It just. Oh, no. You can see everyone's name or whatever, but I'm not going to go through it.

Please, no, no, do that. It's just interesting to know there is a way to do it. That might be a job for Chandler. There you go, mate. Do it. Do a bit of forensic accounting. I'll do it. I'll do it.

I'm intrigued. I'd love to know that. No, I just feel anybody that made the effort to come, because it was in Gisborne, which is like 50, 60K out of Melbourne. Yeah. Yeah, anybody that makes that effort to come because it was in Gisborne which is like 50, 60k out of Melbourne yeah anybody that makes that effort to turn up fucking whatever

that's present enough yeah I'm going to hold onto your cash though did you get him a present Tommy I haven't gotten him a present yet

don't worry don't let him put you under pressure I am delighted when I read the phrase your presence is presence enough it was a great wedding

Thank you for the invitation It was good fun Yeah it was It was a lot of fun What did I miss? What were the highlights? Oliver Clarke was a highlighter here Yeah Oliver Clarke

Was the MC MC which is fucking brilliant Yes It was just fun The speeches were good I got fucking rolled I didn't know I was walking into the roast. Was it a roast?

Jeez. You were trying to make it a roast though. No, no, no. But like Looch's parents told me out. My parents had a few fucking cracks. Looch had a crack. Looch's sisters had a crack. And I'm just sitting there like, first of all, in my head,

a mate came over during the thing and I'm piercing myself laughing. They're like, are you going to go back? And I said to Looch later on, I'm like, did you really think I was going to go back at the wedding? I'll murder all you cunts. They really want me to stand there and go, oh, is that how it's going to be? Doos, doos, doos. And just watch the tone of the wedding drastically change.

I won my own wedding. Everyone pulling their cash back out of the wishing well. We recorded an episode of this like the day before with Daniel Sloss who was there in a kilt and as is traditional with the kilt wearing no underwear underneath. And I was sitting down at one point. He's just Sloss showing off his cock. Even if he wasn't Scottish, he'd still wear a kilt.

He just wants people to ask about his dick. I was sitting there and he was standing in front of me and we were talking and I was like, I wonder if this would work. And I put my phone on the front-facing camera and then I put the flash on and I just went under the kilt and I got the most amazing upskirt photo you'll ever see. Upkilt. Upkilt, yeah.

And then I got drunker as the night went on. I went around and I was just showing it to people I'd never met before like I think people from Looch's side of things just grabbing them and going, want to see a funny photo of the guy in the kilt? sure, this sounds whimsical, oh god, what's he doing? and you've got the perfect up-kilt moustache

going at the minute, like if anybody was just going to put a camera under a dress it's the bloke with that head if they lined everyone up at the wedding and said, pick which guy to photo up the kilt it's the bloke with that head if they lined everyone up at the wedding say pick which guy the photo of the killer he'll say it's either him or someone

but I was saying to Sloss I've got this now I'm going to fucking wreck you he's like do what you want send it to me

I'll make it my cover photo so hey if anyone wants to see it send an email to littledumbandrubbergmail.com put it on a t-shirt

he'll wear it on Conan yeah fuck a dick and balls on a shirt that would be amazing. It's pretty great. I'm pretty happy with my photography skills.

I showed you last night. It's a good photo. Yeah. Of a dick. Yeah. Of a huge dick. If only you could use your powers for something good. This is how Ann Giddy's got started.

Wasn't Tommy Little, you were telling me Tommy Little at one point was just trying to get him to get it out? Show us your dick. Little's blind. Show us your dick, Sloss. He goes, just look under the kilt. He goes, no, show us your dick. And he goes, look under the kilt.

And Little goes, really? He goes, yeah. And he put his head under and then comes back out with the most wide-eyed. Like he's been to hell and back. His head fell out. You're not supposed to look directly into the sun. Little is the most of every heterosexual man I know. There is no one who is as obsessed with other men's genitalia as Tommy Little.

And that's coming from the guy who took a photo up a kill. Well, that's how I developed that knowledge. I looked straight into it and all of a sudden I have all of the universal consciousness inside my head. I was taking a nervous pre-vow piss and Little comes up next to me and we're taking a leak and he goes, here's your present, champ, and gives me a copy of his DVD. I go, you're a fucking idiot and throw it on the ground behind me.

He goes, there's heaps of cash in that cup. Don't throw it away. Yeah, he signed the inside of the thing. I said, that's fucking great. Like, use this as inspiration. I know I've told this before, but a friend of mine years and years and years ago, he has a very interesting relationship with his dad, very tense relationship at times with his father.

And he, for his birthday, he was just going to give him – his dad had been saying he wanted to get a new bike. So he goes, I'll give him cash to go towards the bike. But I don't want to just give him an envelope with cash in it. I'll get him a physical joke gift as well. So he gets him socks because he's like, that's funny. That's like the cliche shit dad gift. So he sends the socks over to the house with the with the envelope with

all this money in it like a couple hundred bucks and then doesn't hear anything from his dad and he's talking to his stepmom he's like hey did dad i haven't did dad get the present and she's like oh yeah good one yeah yeah good one and he's like oh but he said he wanted a bike and i'd said in the car that the money was for the bike and she's like oh what card but he said he wanted a bike and I had said in the card that the money was for the bike. And she's like, oh, what card? Oh, he was so angry about the socks that he just threw the card in the bin. Man, this happened with my dad a couple of Christmases ago. He gets a gift at work from his work partner and brings it home and like a day and a half later gets a call

from his mate Colin going, Jeff, what do you think of the gift? You like it? He's like, yeah, mate, the Choccy's, great, appreciate it. They're in the fridge. And he goes, it's a fucking iPad, cunt. And Dad hadn't opened it, thought it was chocolate. Chocolate. It's just an iPad.

Frozen iPad. Frozen iPad. Fucking iPad. Shit. Oh, cool. I might watch Frozen on it. Oh, fuck. So was it broken there? No, it was fine.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, fuck. That's all right. That'd be amazing to know if the iPad is that delicate that it gets broken by sitting in the fridge. Well, it's not probably what it's designed for. Three or four degrees.

In the box, right? That's not too bad, yeah. Three or four degrees. Heaps of places are three or four degrees. That would be an insane argument to come back into the Genius Bar and go,

oh, this iPad broke because I put it in the fridge. Are we at fault? It specifically says on the box, do not put it in the fridge. There's a reason why we're the geniuses and you're the fuckers. The geniuses who make the box the same as a fucking box of leaves.

You shouldn't have made the Apple Roses laptop. Have you mentioned to anyone who is coming to the podcast festival in Thailand? We haven't confirmed anything yet. I don't think officially. All right. I was going to say, if I'm coming along, which I'd love to. We'll make you pitch for it, sure. I'm fucking, all right, I'm coming, cunts.

Fuck, is that easy? You've won me over. I was thinking about trying to bring Dan along. Loose unit number one. Right. Jeff Cody? He was proper loose at the wedding. He was.

Fuck, he was blind. And I had a bunch of mates there from the SAS and one of my buddies had a dip tobacco, like chewing tobacco. A few of us had dip tobacco in throughout the night and Dad comes over and he's like, what's that? My mate goes, oh, it's some dip tobacco. My dad goes, I'll have some of that. He grabs a big thing and stuffs his lip with it.

And he said, oh, half of the people enjoy it, half of the people, it just makes them throw up, like some people just throw up. And then dad just goes, like five minutes later, we can't find dad. And they're like, oh, fuck, he's wrecked. We've wrecked your dad. He's in a paddock somewhere.

This is really bad news. And then we see him and it's like, dad, you all right, mate? And he turns around and he's like, yeah, and he's having a smoke. And they go, do you still have the dip tobacco in? And he's like, yeah. Like he's got dip tobacco and he's having a durry and they're like, what a loose cunt.

Your dad's officially the Marlborough man now. First class smoking, like father like son.

Double tobacco. Fuck, why didn't he put a pipe up his ass as well? Should we talk about the other big piece of

press that we got? Sure. Do you want to go into this? Yeah, yeah, sure. So we get a shout out in the Herald Sun for me talking about shorts and then a couple of days later we back it up.

We back it up. We then get mentioned in the Senate by Senator Sam Dastyari. What? Yeah. Did you not see this? Senator slash halal snack pack enthusiast. Yes. Senator Sam Dastyari.

Friend of the show. Yeah, who has been on this show a couple of times. So he goes in, he does his little set pieces in the Senate. He's got in there

with an idea where he's coming to talk about the Muslim ban that Trump's brought in and, you know, in case it comes in here and he's talking about

Nazeem Hussain and the thought behind the piece is sort of going, let's get Nazeem out of the jungle. I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here at the moment. Let's get him out of here and back to Australia

before there's a Muslim ban in place here in Australia. So he does all that and then goes, you know, shout out to his mates, Carl Chandler, Tommy Daston, Little Dumb Dumb Club in the Senate. And so that then goes, as we've now learned, into a thing called Hansard where every word that ever gets spoken in the Senate goes in the official record to get saved in Parliament House and all that sort of stuff.

So he's in there just giving his shout out to his favourite little fucked podcast and us and people are in there trying to get proper things through the Senate or whatever and he's going, hey, how about I listen to this when I'm on the treadmill on a Wednesday morning. And it's amazing because you look at it and it's like, it's basically an empty room. In shot you can see him and like four other people. That's my favourite.

Who are not paying attention. Set it looks like a bad open mic. Yeah. Where you literally can just turn up and say whatever you want. It's like, why is no one standing up and going, fuck this, sit down, this is no good. At the back of the room with their mobile, waving it, wrap it up.

But what I do love is, and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say this, I think this should be fine, but so Sam did ring me. I shot JFK. Yeah, Sam did ring me that morning to go, I'm going to say this. It didn't say he was going to give us a shout out at all. Right. And so he rang me to say, I'm going to say this it didn't say he was going to give us a shout out at all and so he rang me to say I'm going to do all this

hey if you've got any ideas about anything else like in this if you've got any ideas to punch up the speech a little bit go for it I'm like

fucking alright so then I write a few gags and whatever and then he uses a couple of them so now I'm writing for the senate I'm like I can put that on my own DB now I've written for question time

or whatever the fuck it is. I did think it was weird in the middle of this, like, impassioned play about the Muslim ban that he was doing fucking one-liners about stepladders and raincoats. Yeah, yeah. And why isn't travel to Thailand free? I put that forward. Mr Speaker.

Yeah, yeah. All marriage illegal. So, yeah, no, that was amazing. So now we're... And I'd love to think that there are MPs in there going, oh, this sounds all right, better get on iTunes and download this girl. Now that I think of it, Turnbull's tirade the other day had Shades of Chandler in it as well.

Just getting up and absolutely cunting the opposition. Yeah. Did you write for that one? No, I'd love to. I'd love to. Any other politicians who are out there, I'm very happy. Bring back the days of Paul Keating and stuff where people are just absolutely fucking railing each other.

Yeah, yeah. We do the roast every year now. Right, yeah. Man, get us all in there. That's the thing. If they've got a lot of comedians to write for, that's what it's going to turn into. Yeah, exactly, man. Bill Shorten's a bit of a fucking wet blanket in there.

Yeah. Get me on board, Billy. I mean, let's be honest. Shorten's a bit of a fucking wet blanket in there. Yeah. Get me on board, Billy. I mean, let's be honest. It's already a bit of a fucking joke up there, right? The bloody hill. The chase is back. Imagine that. Fuck.

Because I've heard of comedians like punching up like politician speeches before. Fuck. If someone wants to go summon in parliament, get me on board. I'm willing to work for nothing. Like, if someone wants to go summon in parliament, get me on board. I'm willing to work for nothing. So there's no scandal, there's no money, there's no public funds going in my pocket.

As long as there's a good target. Just chip in for the Patreon, that's all we ask. Yeah, yeah. No, as long as there's, like Sam's done, as long as there's a bit of a shout out to the podcast in the middle of it, just right in the middle of calling Pauline Hanson a cunt, if we can just get the podcast URL in there.

Yeah, get some Chinese billionaires to buy some flights to Thailand. Just right in the middle of calling Pauline Hanson a cunt. If we can just get the podcast URL in there. Yeah, get some Chinese billionaires to buy some flights to Thailand. Sure, I'm not having any part of that sentence, but sure. Fuck, that would be amazing. It would be pretty great. Yeah, I just love... So he shares that video around and it's like, I just love the image of anyone who doesn't know us watching it going, what the fuck is this?

Yeah, yeah. Fuck, it's so Fuck. He's back. He's back in a big way. It's one of the, it must be, is it the best thing that has been, you know, we've been a part of now? Because we've been hanging our hopes on Sloss wearing the dum-dum shirt on Conan.

I think this is better already. Well, we had in one week, we had the Herald Sun thing, then we had the Senate, and then we had a few of our listeners put Valentine's Day messages to us in the paper. So we're getting some – I mean, this is real grassroots shit. We're really getting press in some interesting areas.

Grassroots getting spoken about in the Senate. It's the least grassroots thing. I love that those three things would have gained us zero listeners, by the way. Yes, yes. No one's listening to the Senate and going oh I might listen to that after what the fuck with Mark Maron

mate it's awareness it's just brand awareness you know it's what it is yeah so yeah I mean you're all good with your

500,000 fans and your millions of hits Kenny's just sitting back going why don't you just make sketches why don't you

just make stuff that's good that people recommend to other people I think that's your? That people recommend to other people. I think that's your next goal though. Get another writing gig at the Senate. Oh, fuck.

Man, please. I'm sure there must be. I mean, look, I think it was a great get that Sam Dastyari listens to us. But if there's anyone else out there, please hit us up. Yeah, that would be awesome. That's the next goal. Definitely. Well, I think that brings us to the end of the Little Dumb Dumb Club.

For another week, we've got to wrap this up. Nick, Cody, Troy, Kenny, thank you so much for joining us. Thanks for having us. Kenny, what have you got coming up that you'd like to plug? Melbourne Comedy Festival, April 21st, 22nd, 23rd. The AF. Big boys in the AF. Yeah, nice.

Stepping things up, taking things up a notch. And, yeah, that's on sale now. And also, you go to New Zealand? On sale in New Zealand, too. New Zealand Comedy Festival. Oh, yeah. Yeah and also you go to New Zealand on sale in New Zealand too New Zealand Comedy Festival yeah this podcast

goes to New Zealand they bought the rights and the Facebook page is Troy just Kenny Kenny Facebook Kenny easy

Toy Story Toy Story Buzz Dumbcum Nick Cody you've got a huge tour that's on sale now NickCody.com.au

all over Australia and then back to the UK and the States nice nice very good and possibly Koh Samui Podcast Festival

yeah yes May 31 June 4 is that what it said June 5 June 5 yeah

so yeah use that password podcast if you want cheap rates at the Ozo Choing Samui June 5? June 5, yeah. June 5, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, we've got that. Use that password podcast. If you want cheap rates at the Ozo Choweng Samui, use podcast and you save heaps. Can you drop any hints about who's already bought their flight to come over? Yeah, as soon as it went on sale, eccentric billionaire businessman Milan Krencevic

did buy a return flight immediately. And did he go on the airline that you're going on? Well, he said this. Follow me to buy a return flight. He's not going to need that. Yeah. This is what he said to me. He was going to me. He was going, oh, this is going to be so great. This is going to be a lifetime

memory. This is going to be the best. He goes, oh, just promise me this. You have to tell me when you get your flights because all I want it's not going to be the same if we're not on the same plane we've got to have the whole experience together the whole experience the whole experience

and I go and he goes right so have you got your flight I go yeah I just got it it's on Jetstar he goes fuck that

I'm on Qantas amazing so he's not so yeah all the details for that are on our social media pages we've got a live podcast coming up in Adelaide

Brisbane Melbourne all through the month of April we've also got our comedy festival shows So yeah, all the details for that are on our social media pages. We've got a live podcast coming up in Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, all through the month of April. We've also got our comedy festival shows on sale now. Please, go to the comedy festival solo shows. It's Carl Town, the world's best comedian in the world, and Tommy Daslow, Dinner for Two. We're only doing this... Get it?

Every time I see it, I'm like, oh, fuck, he's actually done it. I've become desensitized. It's lost all the, like, I keep forgetting. That's what you have to get Sam to say in the Senate. Next time he's talking about halal snack packs. Halal snack pack, dinner for two. Fuck, he thought he was in trouble. $6.90.

He thought he was in trouble before. He's90. He thought he was in trouble before. He's going to be in fucking a lot more now. Jesus. Let's turn him into the leisure suit Larry of politicians. Fuck. So we're only doing like about, what, 15 shows? 14 shows during the... 16.

16, right, 16. So we're doing less shows than usual, but we're doing it in a bigger venue. So get onto that. Get onto the solo show tickets. European Beer Cafe. Yeah. You can get big in that.

Come on. No, we really can't. Get in the Zines room. He won't be using it. He won't be allowed back in. Yeah, yeah. Good point. Very good.

Guys, all that stuff is over at littledumbdumbclub.com right now. Guys, thanks so much for listening, and we'll see you next time. See you, mates.