The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 349 - Live! Dilruk Jayasinha, Nick Cody, Tom Ballard, Nick Capper, Brett Blake & Milan Crncevic

Episode Date: June 13, 2017

Hotel Memos, Maryborough Advertiser Follow-Ups and Awards Night! Recorded LIVE at the Ozo Chaweng Resort in Koh Samui on June 4, 2017.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the Little Dumb Dumb Club, the second and final episode from the Koso Mui International Podcast Festival with guests Dilruk Jaisingar, Nick Cody, Tom Ballard, Brett Blake and Nick Capa. And one more guest. Oh, Milan eccentric Serbian billionaire Krencevic. Exactly. I've got to say Brett Blake, for making a debut on the podcast three weeks ago, has now been on three episodes in a row. That's a new record for the Little Dumb Dumb Club. Yeah. making a debut on the podcast three weeks ago has now been on three episodes in a row. That's a new record for the Little Dumb Dumb Club. Yeah.

Well, he's become a regular in three weeks. I feel like, because he came over here and a lot of the listeners that have stayed with us at the Koh Samui Podcast Festival didn't really know who he was and he's really captured people's hearts in the three weeks that he's... He kind of became our unofficial sort of activities coordinator for the week. He was the one getting in our little private group that we had going, all right, guys, who's up for go-karting and taking listeners shooting with him. It was pretty great having him here. Yeah, he's pretty recognisable with a stupid big mullet hanging off

the back of his head as well. So, yeah, no, he was great. He was great. He was a very valuable part of the festival. So this is it. You're going to hear the second episode that we did. This was recorded about three days after the first one that you heard. So you hear a bit more of a wrap-up of what we've been getting up to on the island.

We did a bit of a bookend, didn't we? So the festival sort of went first night just sort of greeting party sort of a thing. The second night was a live podcast that you heard last week. The next night we did a DVD commentary of Nick Cody's new DVD, new comedy special, which then wasn't recorded because we did it in a pub that really we struggled to even get projected to work. Yes. So that wasn't recorded.

Some say that was a good thing anyway. Mercifully unrecorded I think is a good way of summing that up. Yep. Then we went and had that same night We went and had a dinner banquet on the beach Catered by Ninja Crepes Which was amazing Yes, which we didn't really talk too much about

But Ninja Crepes being the restaurant That I talked a lot about Because I love it so much It relocated And Mama Ninja The great Mama Ninja Was so happy to see Dozens and dozens and dozens of us

Go up there and have dinner on the beach And everyone was dozens of us go up there and have dinner on the beach. And everyone was sort of pretty blown away because we had dinner on the beach at sunset. Yeah, it was amazing. A big buffet dinner, a big banquet dinner. And then we walked onto the night markets. And then, of course, we went onto the very famous Cafe 69 after that. Which I don't think knew what hit it because I think, well, Hurricane Milan hit it to start with.

And there was a lot of people in there and I think they were like, why are you here? And everyone was just like, 69? Yes, yes. So that was a great night. And then, of course, after that, we did a stand-up show. The next night. We did a stand-up show. Yeah.

Which went great. It was a lot of fun. Yeah. And those two nights were hosted by the Duke Pub in the main street of Chewing, and they were very nice to deal with. And as you'll hear later on, they were pretty keen on us doing something again. And then last night, the last night of the festival was this episode that's about to come up. Yes.

So we're sitting here in my hotel room just wrapping it all up as guests, as listeners all check out of the hotel and so yeah this sort of after this episode this brings us to the end of the content that we kind of came over here to make and I think it went great it's been an awesome

week it's been awesome hanging out with all the listeners over here it's been so much fun the shows have all been great the yeah both the podcasts I think are really really good and we're sort of here now go i mean we've had a lot of people come up and and sort of be like uh you know while this has been going on people staying here with us going you know we so you know we're coming back next year what are we doing and yeah we we hadn't really planned on i mean as soon as we got here, I was like, we've got to do this again. Like, it's been great. Like, if we could do it again, like, if this was our life from now on,

us just coming here once a year to record podcasts, that's fine by me. Like, I'd be okay with that. Yeah. So, well, especially all the lovely people who made this happen, the people that were on GoFundMe, on Patreon, that bought T-shirts, all that sort of stuff. Thank you so much for making that happen. And you guys will have gotten a bunch of bonus content

that we filmed during the day. So I guess that's – I think there's built up a lot of FOMO, a lot of jealousy going out there that they didn't, a lot of regret that they didn't make that call to come over. So I guess we're not going to think too hard about it at the moment, but I guess it's something to think about. If we did something like this again, would you come? And for the people who were here already, would you go again, I guess?

So, yeah, look, listen to the apps, make your own mind up. If you got the video, our guys did an excellent job of doing that. We spent our days during the day, like we were actually working, weren't we? It was exhausting. Like it was, yeah,

it was getting up. It was going off and filming for most of the day, then coming back and getting the shows ready and set up. And like you said, we were doing it in a lot of places where, you know, tech knowledge wasn't, you know,

up to scratch. So there was a lot of, a couple of hours of getting all that stuff set up. So yeah, it's been a pretty flat out schedule. But yeah, it's also been so much fun and extremely rewarding. And so we do need to say a big thank you to everyone who supported it on GoFundMe and the Patreon where people have chipped in, which has helped fund this. And yeah, for doing that, will get uh bonus content each month you get a magazine you get uh or you can get a an extra episode you also get us abusing you at the start of an episode

yeah and very quickly before that a big shout out thank you to the main sponsor uh rich young and uh he's guru one uh youtube page now go go and have a look at it. He does actually want you guys to go to it. So check out Guru One, his YouTube page. And, of course, to the lovely people at the Ozo Chewing Samui Resort who have had us. And it is a beautiful resort, isn't it, Tommy? Yeah, it's amazing. A lot of people, this was the majority of the feedback,

was people saying to me, oh, look, I knew it was, you know, the whole trip was going to be okay, but man, this is an actual great resort. Yeah. This is the best one on the beach. Yeah, it really is. Yeah, it's amazing. And right on the beach, you know, a one-minute walk from your room to the ocean, which I'm a huge fan of.

Yeah, totally. And there's a lot of, you know, it's in a nice little location. It's close enough to everything. There's a lot of good food close to this resort. And the place makes good food as well. So thank you to the Ozo for being lovely to deal with. Yes. Now, on to the Patreon subscribers, you magical people out there that make,

that grease the wheels of this podcast in a way. That buys the grease for the wheels at the very least. Thank you to Patreon subscribers. Let's do five this week. What do you think? Number one, Patreon subscribers, Riley Stevenson. Riley Stevenson. I really like the first name Riley.

Is it a boy's or a girl's name? My experience, mostly boys. Okay. But I think it can be a girl's name. I thought it was a girl's name. Right. But let's go with, you know what, you proved me wrong, but let's say it's a boy. Yeah, okay.

Thanks. Wait, I have to prove you wrong? Yeah. The onus is on me to prove that wrong? Yeah. Okay. Go and do some research. Riley.

Give me some photos. Send us a photo of your pussy. Thanks, Riley. Thank you, too. Oh, wait, it must be a boy's name because it's in the surname. Stephen's son. Oh. So there you go.

That is irrefutable evidence. You could not fake that sort of shit. Thank you, too. Now, you tell me whether this is a boy or a girl as well. Okay, great. Let's play this game. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Tom Drummond. What do you think?

Tom Drummond. Tom. Yeah. I mean, think? Tom Drummond. Tom. Yeah. I mean, sounds like it could be a girl. You think so? Why do you say that? Have you never heard of someone with the name Tom being mistaken for a woman before? Very vaguely.

Not just off their name, though. Not off their name That's very weird because My name is Tom We've all got stuff going on And also I used to live on Drummond Street Oh Wow that's your porn name nearly

Yes A little personal history of mine That's great Thanks Tom I hope you Whoever you are Whether you're a boy or a girl Thank you so much I hope you're happy Yeah I hope you, whoever you are, whether you're a boy or a girl, thank you so much. I hope you're happy. Yeah.

I hope you're happy with yourself. Yes. You're confusing us so thoroughly with such a mystifying first name. Thank you to Patreon subscriber, Emily Guest. Emily Guest. Yeah. So if you want to up that subscription each month, be my guest. You want her to be yours now?

Yeah. Is that a proposal of some form? Yeah. Wow. It's me proposing her giving us more money. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right.

All right. Will you make Tommy the happiest little boy in the world? Sounds like she hasn't filled in her computer login details properly. Yes. She just put the first name in her computer login details properly. Yes. She just put the first name in and then forgot to change it. Emily Guest 1203. Yeah, that's E-M-I-L-I-E. Oh, interesting.

Very Frenchy. Yes, yeah. Guest. Maybe he's Guest, a bit of a French name as well. Maybe, yeah. Thanks, Emily. I feel like I'm mispronouncing. M-L-I.

Yeah, maybe it's MLI. Maybe it's all been an MLI the whole time. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Montasha Jones. Ooh. Montasha. Montasha? No, because there's an R in there. Oh, okay.

Montasha. M-O-N-T-A-R-S-H-A. I like it. Montasha. Yeah. I'm going toT-A-R-S-H-A. I like it. Montasha. Yeah. I'm going to say I don't like it. Okay, interesting. If you take out the R, I like it.

Montasha. Montasha you like. Montasha. The R in there. Okay, interesting. Just imply the R. Don't put it in there. Just get rid of the R.

Don't get a silent R. Okay. I'm sticking my neck out there and saying it's a girl. Yeah, I reckon. What do you think? Yeah, I reckon. I think there's a big contrast between the first and the last name as well. Jones.

Montasha Jones. Boring. Marry someone exotic, Montasha. Do you reckon that's a bit to do with the family and them being a bit like, Jones is such a boring last name. We've got to give them something more to work with. Yeah, we've got to pretend we're an interesting family. Yeah.

Thanks, Jonesy. Yeah. Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. Right. Now, this is number five. Okay. Let's do the fifth one. We're going to do five this week.

Okay. Yep. We'll do one more. Fine with me. All right. Just do the random finger through the names. Through the names. Any meaning.

Any meaning. All right. Bang. We. Any meaning. Any way. All right. Bang. We'll do this one. Oh, it links in with last week's one. Thank you to Patreon subscriber. It's a bit of a weird description here.

It doesn't say the actual. Anyway, here we go. Thank you to Uncle Comedy's gay husband, Steve. Yeah. So I guess that makes you… I don't know that you need to say gay husband. But that's what it says here. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the person who filled that form out.

Right, right. Well, I guess it's in response to last week when you questioned that. Yes, I think it's almost definitely in response to that. When you asked if Uncle Comedy was a confirmed bachelor. Yes, it was a week ago. Thanks for reminding me about what I said back then. They must have listened to last week's episode and immediately responded. Yes.

So how much is he chipping in? $69. $69. Very great. So it's Uncle Comedy's gay husband, Steve. So there's a lot going on there. So you reckon they must have gone overseas to get married or something? Yeah, so I wonder where they went.

Well, we're assuming that the comedy family is even from Australia. They might be based somewhere else. You're right. You're completely right. We're assuming a lot. Yes. So I wonder where they got married. And also, I find it odd that they've gone Uncle Comedy's gay husband, Steve.

Surely it's just Steve comedy. Yes. Yeah. Well, if they are formally married. Maybe they're doing that thing like, Uncle Comedy's gay husband, Steve. Surely it's just Steve Comedy. Yes. Yeah. Well, if they are formally married. Maybe they're doing that thing like, you know, with the laws here. People say they are, but it's not like, you know, it's not like binding yet. Right, right. You know?

Okay. Wow. Every time we ask a question of the comedy family, we just get more questions in return, don't we? Gay Uncle Comedy's civil partner, Steve. Yes. Yeah. Well, good to have you on board, Steve.

Steve Drama. Well, I hope you've been welcomed into the family. Thanks, the comedies. Into the comedy family and into our family. Yes. Thanks, the comedies. Yeah. Thanks once again, the comedies.

Basically, the comedies by themselves have funded, nearly funded this whole trip. Yeah, basically. They've chipped in a lot of money. It must be up near $690 at this point. Yeah, yeah. Along with, of course, Rich Young. I think the comedy family has nearly matched Rich Young.

Huge statement. Huge statement. All right. So, T-shirts and stuff we still have on sale. LittleDumbDumbClub.com for all that. We have some Samui T-shirts and stuff we still have on sale, littledumbdumbclub.com for all that. We have some Samui T-shirts left over, and those are pretty much the only ones that are left at this point. Some drips and drabs in sizes of others of the designs.

Get on the Patreon, patreon.com slash littledumbdumbclub, and you get sweet rewards each month, and it helps keep the show running. We really, really appreciate it to everyone who chips in. Keep an eye on the socials and the website and everything because we are about to announce a bunch of live shows around the country. And let us know, would you come to this ridiculous thing slash would you come again if we did something like this again?

Yeah, so Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, Canberra even. Keep your eyes out on the social medias. We will be trying to announce stuff as soon as we can. I mean, it might take a week or two because We are basically You know what after this Coastal Movie Podcast Festival we are both taking a little Bit of a break not in terms of

Episodes that are going to come out but as we've Recorded this we both take off on our own And do another week's holiday or so So when you hear us next Time you'll be hearing us very tanned. Nice and refreshed. Very tanned vocals. Probably an unshaven vocal happening here or there.

So, yeah, we're about to go off and do our own little – well, we're going on Coastal Movie Podcast Festival Roadshow, basically, aren't we? Yeah, exactly. We're going to go away and dream it all up again. Yeah. I'm going on a tour of the Copenhagen. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm doing the Vietnam leg. Yeah. Oh, you've got that leg. It's a sweet one. Yeah. I'm going on a tour of the Copenhagen. Oh, yeah. Okay.

I'm doing the Vietnam leg. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you've got that leg. It's a sweet one. Yeah. Yeah. Who are you on there with?

Mr. and Mrs. Comedy. Right. Yes. They're performers now. Yeah, they're performers now. Fuck. There's a lot, man. What a rich history of the comedies.

I'm by myself. This could be the new Rad Dad. We haven't done a Rad Dad for a long time. And I really should have done one for Thailand. You notice that no one's commented on it. No one ever brings it up. A few people did here. A few people did expect it here in the audience.

Well, guys, enjoy this week's episode. Head to littledumbdumbclub.com for all of the information that you need in regards to merch, tickets, everything else that we have going on. And enjoy this, the second and final episode from the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival. Hey, mates, welcome to the Little Dum Dum Club, live from day four of the Koh Samui International Pod, sorry, the rich young is a fucking idiot at his shit-ass YouTube channel, Guru One,

Koh Samui International Podcast Festival. My name is Tommy Dasolo. Sitting next to me, the other hub of the show, Carl Chandler. G'day, dickheads. Wow, the last time we have to read out that whole sponsorship deal. So good. We have been in this resort for four days now. This is the final night of the Costa Mui Podcast Festival.

And I feel like, since we began this, I feel like our numbers have gone down. What do you reckon? Feels like we've had a few walkouts of the festival. Yeah. Just people walking into the ocean. Yeah, yeah. Fantastic stuff.

Okay, so we are here with This Is It. This is the second podcast that we're doing over here. People who listened last week to the show will have heard our first episode. And I've got to say, like, it's been three days and we've been hanging out and it really – it's kind of a challenge to think of content, to be honest, because it's been a lot of sitting around the pool and just fucking around and having a nice time, which is not the vibe of this show at all, okay? I think it's great.

I just think the excitement levels of the listeners have gone way down because it's like, oh, it's just these two cunts that we saw pissing on the fence last night. Why did I get dragged into that? Like, I haven't pissed on any fences so far. It is a bit of a weird thing because with the whole festival vibe, we're spending all our time with each other so it's become

sort of like an even dodgier Contiki tour hasn't it? even dodgier than usual like everyone's spending all their time we're all

like you guys are all gone out and done little group activities during the day and it feels like we've sort of dragged you back from that

and you guys are all like oh fuck now we have to watch the podcast yeah for people at home, three days ago the vibe here was very much like yeah, podcast! And then tonight it's very much like

oh, podcast. We were having margaritas on a cliff face five minutes ago and now we're watching someone who has no content with a fucking radio playing in the background for some reason. Jesus Christ. It's kind of similar to an actual festival in that we got noise bleed from another stage.

Oh, yeah, right. That's what I like to think of that as. So, for the people who heard last week's episode, I believe that the recording kind of ends on a bit of a cliffhanger where we're speculating about whether we should jump into the pool to end the episode or not. Now, guys, guys, stop holding your breath. We've got the answer. jump into the pool to end the episode or not.

Now, guys, guys, stop holding your breath. We've got the answer. I don't feel like we ever came back onto the mic and clarified whether or not we actually did it. But we jumped in the pool, even though there were several security guards around the pool telling us not to do that. We went in, about three or four of us went in, and, you know, felt very bad,

but the security didn't seem to care too much. Well, to be fair, Brett Blake jumped in, and I was like, I better not jump in because of. Well, to be fair, Brett Blake jumped in and I was like, I better not jump in because of all the security officers. And then Brett Blake jumped in and then I watched the security officers laugh. I'm like, all right, I'm a fair chance to get away with this. And so we were sort of, you know, the whole last week's episode, we were sort of wondering like, you know, these other guests in this resort,

are they cool with this? Are people okay with this happening? This afternoon a note got distributed to all of the rooms in this resort that reads as follows. Dear valued guests, please be kindly informed a live streaming talk show and podcast Now that's the new

description of the show. Little Dum Dum Club one of Australia's favourite live streaming talk shows. Will take place on Sunday the 4th of May 2017 from 6pm to 8pm. Really overestimating how much content we've got up our sleeves here. For this podcast, we are using part of the restaurant outdoors. During this podcast, the restaurant is still available. On behalf of the management, I would like to apologise in advance for any inconvenience

this may cause for further assistance or information please contact the front desk thank you for your kind understanding so we're sorry if we put any of you guys out by the way I'd love to know what kind of calls the front desk got this afternoon

first question, what the fuck is a live talk show and podcast? We don't just do a podcast here, folks. We do a live talk show as well. We cover all... We run the gamut. But here's the thing. They, without asking, they live streamed the whole show the other night and put it on their Facebook page.

Yeah. We got bootlegged. Yeah. We got bootlegged. Yeah. I can't believe they're giving our show away for free. Are they down the markets selling that? A dodgy handy cam rip of the show? That's amazing. Finally the DVD shops are shut down. Ozo have taken over.

Yeah. And they've re-dubbed us into Korean with Chinese subtitles. The full pirating gamut. What a poor pirate act where you're ripping off a show that's already gone out for free and giving it away for free. Well, I've got to say, I felt bad about the way that we've infiltrated this resort and maybe we've been a bit too raucous at times.

But then this afternoon I called up the front desk to ask if they had a laundry service here. And I said, hey, just wanted to get some clothes cleaned. Is that a thing you do here? And the woman up the front desk to ask if they had a laundry service here and I said, hey, you know, just wanted to get some clothes cleaned. Is that a thing you do here? And the woman at the front desk said, certainly, madam. This is how you... And so now, you know what? Fuck this place.

A little bit of goddamn respect would be nice. Very good. Fucking brutal. Well, I feel like... How have you enjoyed coming here to my hometown? It's been good. I kind of felt like there's certain things about it. Like, I'm too scared to get on a scooter or anything like that

because I will die. And I'm also... Well, you might get your dress caught in the pedals. I, um... Oh, that was a good one. Something very pleasing to the ear about dress in the pedals. It's a vocal warm-up. Yeah, it's dress in the pedals.

Dress in the pedals. I know a big thing that there's a certain type of person who, a thing that they love about coming over here is that you can easily get prescription medication over the counter, which'm not like i'm not really into that kind of stuff so it's never really been a thing that's appealed to me but i take medicine for high blood pressure and i came over here and lost my pills and i was freaking out i was like fuck i'm gonna have to go to the doctor and get a prescription and then this may shock you but brett blake reminded me that you can just go and buy anything over the counter in a chemist.

I went in and was just able to get my medication without having to go to a doctor. Some people are getting Valium and fucking Dexys. I'm getting blood thinner. You've got a high blood pressure problem. Yeah. How stressful is Mario Kart? Wow.

Welcome to the 20th time you've said that to me on this show. You fucking dumb cunt. And the 20th time you've said that to me on this show. You fucking dumb cunt. And the 20th time it worked. Pop over there and get some Alzheimer's medication from over the counter. Go get some cheap stuff for your fucked up anus. Why don't you do that? Get that cream. You can probably get that without a prescription.

They've got more stuff here to fuck up an anus. So you have embraced Thailand. The first got more stuff here to fuck up an anus. So you, no, but you have you have, you know, embraced Thailand. The first night you were here, what, four hours in, where did you go to get something to eat? I've got the answer. Oh. McDonald's. I mean, they

have a thing, we're driving down the main street when we get here and they're advertising a thing called the carbonara pie. Now, if anyone can honestly look me in the eye and say that they would see that and not be fascinated, then you're a fucking better man than I. Oh, bullshit. I saw your little dickie get hard when we drove past it. You were concentrating on the wrong thing there.

But, yeah, as the Thai people would say, the carbonara pie was fucking bellissimo. It was really good. It's just like mumma used to make. There's some of our listeners flying out right now. See you mates. So let's talk about this. I keep forgetting to bring this up on the show,

but maybe a month or two now we had Hamish Blake on the show and we were talking about how we were coming over here and he said on the show that he really wanted to come and that he wasn't able to make it, but what he wanted to do was get us stubby holders for the trip, which, you know, at the time we were kind of like, oh, yeah, funny thing to say on the air. He then follows up with me two weeks later. He emails me and goes, hey, mate, was just sipping a cold beer

and it reminded me that I was going to buy you stubby holders. Everything about that is weird. That's a weird way for your brain to work. Yeah, him getting drunk and thinking about you. And so he goes, oh, I've got to... I'll follow up on this if, you know, if I'm still able to get in in time, if I haven't missed the cut-off. I'm like, man, we're leaving, like, a week.

Like, if you can get it done, then great. So he goes and gets it done. I have to go into Austerio and pick up a big... like, a giant box. He got 100 of these stubby holders made that have the Koh Samui Podcast Festival logo on them, and then on the back it says, proudly partially supported by the hamish and andy podcast

brackets not in attendance so he so he just basically goes there you go these are for all your listeners all your listeners that are going to the podcast festival can just have these great now i have to transport a gigantic box of a hundred fucking stubby holders into fucking thailand now that is a man hamish blake a man who has never had to think through the practical application of any of his dumb ideas, ever. A man who is used to someone else having to do his dirty work for him. Yeah, you're right. Fuck you, Hamish.

But, yeah, just one more way of people being branded and attached to our good name while they're over here and committing nefarious deeds out in the street. Now, I know I have been here a few times before and I am reminded of that a lot, as we've been walking up and down the street and going into different places. I think the other day you somehow had a holiday here

while you were already on holiday here. I don't know how you fucking did it. You came twice in one trip. That's a serious underestimation. A lot of the places we have ducked into for dinner or drinks or wherever, there hasn't been many times where I had to find out what the Wi-Fi password is. It's already saved in my phone from multiple other visits. You know what?

I was actually going to bring that up. Yeah, you're automatically connected to everything. Just welcome back Mr Chandler as soon as I walk back in. That's one of my favourite things about this place. Any restaurant you go into the Wi-Fi password, it's just there, proudly displayed on the menu. I love it. None of this, you know these cafes in Melbourne, you have to

go and ask at the counter and they give it to you in a little bit of paper like a fucking, you know, some kind of scumbag from the outside world. And also last night, I was finally recognised down the street. Really? Yeah. By locals. By a local. Wow.

By a crepe salesman. Wow, that must have been exciting, being recognised on a trip with 80 fans of the show that you do. By a local, by a crepe salesman. He just looked at me and went, you come here a lot. Which is funny because I've never bought a crepe before. He's just seen me walk back and past a lot of times.

Wow. So we've been obsessed with trying to gather new fans over this trip. Last episode we had some girls from Chicago in the pool who we thought, you know, we haven't seen them again, so that worked out. Yeah, I think they literally drowned themselves. There is a group of people who have been staying at the resort who just kind of walked past the other night,

who've then come to, like, I think all the other gigs. They came to the stand-up show last night. Are they here? Are they here? They are... Not here. They're not at this one. They're not here.

We wore them out. They saw the stand-up and they're like, oh, no, okay, fuck this. Actually, you know what? They were here about half an hour ago, so they've actually made an effort to make sure they're not here for this. They must have read that fucking note that got slipped under their door. I think they were on that plane. There is a girl here who came up to us who was telling us

that she had never listened to the show before. She heard us being interviewed about a week ago on Triple J talking about how we were coming over here and then was like, oh, I'm going to go be in Koh Samui soon. Googled us, like looked us up, found out that this was happening at the Ozo Chiwang Resort and was like, oh, that's where I'm staying. And so now she's just been coming to everything. Hang on.

Fuck. Hang on. Let's just. Is she here? Yeah. Thank fuck. Because if you were staying here and you still didn't turn up after all that, that would be.

Yeah. So how have you found it? Good. Good. For the listeners at home, yeah, good, was the response. Would you download us once you get home, or is this more of a travel relationship? Yes.

It's such an easy thing to say yes. If you just said yes, we wouldn't know either way. So just say yes. Oh, great. 100% going to. Okay, great. 100%. Wow.

Great. Wow. Cool. Great. We've got another free download. Awesome. All right. Or you can just continue to watch the Ozone Facebook stream every week.

All right. Should we get our first guest out here? Yeah. One thing we've been doing a lot, we've been partaking in a lot of the culinary delights of Koh Samui. We've been going out for big lunches every day and so who better to discuss eating food

in another destination than our very own Dilruk Jai Singer! Wow. Did it. One. Fuck. One of the rare times where it really pays off to not come to the live show. Yeah.

For those listening at home. Close that shirt up. Mate, I'm in a tropical island. Hamish and Andy have pants off Fridays. I have tits out Sundays. Fuck. We should also point out, when we came up here to start this show, all of our guests

were still lying around in the pool. It did not inspire a lot of faith that people were going to be ready. There was a bit of questioning going, can you please make sure you've got something to say for the show and some very blank stares? Well, no, I just it's very exciting, this whole thing. I was saying to Tommy today today we were having

a dip in the ocean and topless again and I walked in I was walking out of the community radio station studio

when you Carl and Nick Cody were walking in to record the first ever Little Dumb Dumb Club podcast and I was like

imagine six years ago if one of us said hey we should go to Thailand with this idea. Yeah. We would have been put into an asylum. Yeah. Arguably, we should be put into an asylum. And yeah, we were thinking about it. I was like, that's so funny because we didn't really know you yet. And not

only that. No, this is literally the first time I ever met you. Yeah. So I knew Carl because, you know, he's an asshole around the scene. So we were like, oh, I know that guy, but I didn't know you. I'm like, oh, who is this cute little girl? Well, yeah, the funny thing about that too is that that's a time when you, Carl, hadn't even been here yet. You hadn't been to Thailand yet.

That's right. Yeah, wow. That's barely believable. Yeah. Tommy hadn't even hit puberty yet. Oh, wait. She was still around. Nah, life's better now.

It doesn't matter if she doesn't come back. Yeah, she might come back while you're here. No, I don't... I don't reckon you'd even started going out with her yet. So this is like... I mean, we don't need to go into it, but yeah, I have. No, I was trying to give you context of how early the first meeting was and it was literally outside a recording studio

when you're about to record your first... Like, you guys would have no idea what the podcast was ever going to be or even like ep one was going to be. And if you listen back, you both are like, so thanks for coming, Nick. Nick Cody, he's a comedian. He's been on a cruise. Tell us about that.

Yeah, we were almost as shit then as you are now. No, that was just an act. I knew this would happen. I foresaw this from six years away. I would have to say I would have been very nervous going to that first episode because we did do, believe it or not, three practice episodes. Who were the guests for those ones? There was no guests.

We just sat in a room and talked to each other for an hour. So pretty much like the intros these days. Yeah. It's all come full circle. What's old is new again. Yeah. And I was a bit worried, because the third one we did, I made sure, I said to Tommy, we have to practice this,

let's just do the practice before we send him out. And the third one one we abandoned halfway through because you were too stoned yeah yeah I've been smoking at a mate's place and came in baked and I don't think

you were very happy about that fast forward to now you're routinely blind drunk in our live shows that we charge people money for so much so that Carl today told me

he's like for today's podcast he's like I should tell this story about how my mum and dad what they said to me when I left for Koh Samui. I'm like, you fucking already did it. Three days ago.

And his excuse was, oh, I was drinking. I'm like, no, you have problems with your memory. Alzheimer's. So, Dil, how have you been finding it? You've been very keen. Like every lunch and meal that we've gone out for, you are really sampling everything. Yeah, I've been loving it.

Is this news to you that you eat a lot? You have this little trick where you always go into a restaurant and go, just give me the most popular dish on the menu, and you don't care what it is. Because I eat everything, surprise. Spoiler alert, there's nothing I don't eat. So I literally go and say, hey, look, I like everything. Surprise. Spoiler alert. There's nothing I don't eat. So I literally go and say, hey, look, I like everything. Which one do you reckon

is your most famous one or your most popular one? And it's been a winning strategy so far. I haven't never been disappointed. But that is a weird way to do it because sometimes you're going to get the real answer and sometimes there's going to be people going, fuck, we haven't sold that lasagna from last year that's under that table. The most popular dish is lasagna. I think I've worked out, we haven't sold that lasagna from last year that's under that table. The most popular dish is lasagna.

I think I've worked out why they haven't sold it. Because it's under a table. No, but I like doing that as well. And, you know, the food has been amazing. That's no surprise. The thing that's taken me by surprise is how much I love is the massages. Well, yeah, I was getting a massage the other day and you turned up to the place I was at and walked in to get one.

You opened your eyes and it turns out it was me massaging you the whole time. And I was like, Saudi car kind. I thought that was oil, it was saliva because you could see a chicken wing 100 metres away. No, it was a lasagna under a table. And I know this will sound like too perfect, but I swear to God, you laid down and I got to see the look on the woman's face who realised that she had to rub you up. Mate, rub you up, up and it was a fucking thing of beauty.

I have noticed that when I go for massages, there's about six ladies who are working at the same time. On you. There's a lot of By the way, they're not masseuses. They're from Greenpeace. But this is the thing. This is what I've been trying to work out because I saw the look on that woman's face

and I go, oh, she's going, poor me. And I'm sort of thinking like, and I sort of think that too, like, oh, the poor woman that has to mash up as Jill but then you sort of think well we do a podcast we want to do it to as big of an audience as possible if you're a painter you want to paint on the biggest canvas you can. Maybe they prefer that like surely they prefer you over

some like you know scrawny little frame like they really just lash out and just Jackson Pollock all over your back just really go for it. Yeah I'm their Taj Mahal. Yeah. And they all cut their hands off afterwards as well. Never again. No, you've eaten their hands off. Learn your fucking history. Alright, come on.

But, okay, so it's interesting you guys... Weird that this crowd didn't know what that was about. This crowd in Koh Samui. But interesting you say that. So I've been sampling the different sort of options. So I got really sunburned day one and day two. So I've been getting al different sort of options. So I got really sunburned day one and day two. So I've been getting aloe vera massages.

It's good that you're covering up now. Well, it's night time. And so what I did yesterday after lunch was I went in and I got a thing called forehand massage. Now, by the way, I should say none of this is the dodgy type of massages. Like for the record, I'm not opposed to that. But just... Wow, great to have an official statement.

Just, no, no, no. I'm trying to say I'm not backpedalling. It's just not happening in this trip. Let's put it that way. Okay, so I've been going to all the... What trips is it happening in? Ballarat. Yeah.

The CBD of Melbourne. All you can eat massage places. When you make the big trip into Bourke Street, Melbourne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but my point is it's all been legit once, right? And so I went to this thing. It sounds to me like the lady doth protest too much. Well, that's why I said I'm not opposed to it.

Okay. By saying I'm not... Yeah, anyway. All right. So I went and got this thing called forehand massage, which is where you get two people working on you at the same time. Okay. And oh my God, A, it was great, but they kept laughing.

And I was like, I felt like, are they recording an episode of the Dum Dum Club? So clearly, I'm like, they must be making fun of me. That's what's happening here. And I'm like, I don't care. I've dealt with you guys heaps. I'm okay with this. You're welcome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. thanks for strengthening me up for a forehand massage where they're giggling at

me anyway afterwards I stand up and I this was one of the indoor ones not the beach ones and I hit my head really hard on one of the bed the bedtops and they keep laughing right I then go downstairs to pay and it's 700 baht, biggest ever on the sign. And one of the ladies goes, I said, how much? And she goes, normally 700 baht,

but for you, a thousand. I'm getting roasted by the time I search for this. They gave themselves a tip. No, she was like doing the action of going big. Oh, fuck. That is so good. And I'm like, are you guys stitching me up through these ladies? Is this what is happening?

Do you know what they did? They charged you for a six-hand massage. So did they cover all the areas? What did they do, neck? Oh, man, it's the best because while one person's doing the neck, the other one's doing like the legs. So neck. Yeah, everywhere except the cock.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no cock. No cock. It's not like one of them's touching the left nut and the other one's on the right nut. No. We get it.

Is that what you were trying to ask? No, I was trying to go, it doesn't matter. No, do it. I was trying to say your neck, your back, your pussy and your crotch. But you stepped all over it weird. You taking steps to anything is fucking bizarre. Alright, let's get our next guest out here. This guy

has been really getting involved in a lot of activities. He's sort of become the unofficial kind of activities coordinator of this group. Like the guy on the camp that's sort of organising all the kind of activities coordinator of this group. Like the guy on the camp that's sort of organising all the fucking extracurricular shit. Outdoorsy type. Yeah.

So let's get him out here, folks. Please welcome Brett Blake. Brett. G'day, bloody legends. How are we? We good? Yeah. Mate, How are we? We good? Yeah. Mate, how are you?

You've not had it for a froth in your hand all week? Yeah, no, it's been a long week. It's been pretty good. I'm, yeah, I've had a few beers. I got kicked out of the ocean last night for being too drunk. It's a big week for Blakey. The ocean, when you say the ocean, that's not a bar, is it? No, not just over there. I was like, oh, I'm going to go in the pool.

The guy was like, mate, you can't go in the pool. Too many, too many. And then the security guard, I was like, fuck you, I'm going in the ocean. I went in the ocean. He's like, you can't go in the ocean. I was like, calm down, you're not fucking Poseidon. I can make my own rules, right? Fuck.

He was right, I shouldn't have gone in the ocean. I nearly drowned. That's weird because you work on movies. You just did work on the movie Aquaman, yeah? Exactly, yeah. Are you allowed to reveal that? Oh, is that all right? Thank you.

Yeah. Well, it's not like you're the lead. I wasn't in it. Oh, you weren't playing Aquabog? Yeah, my character was Water Cunt. I'm his arch-enemus. Enemus. Enemus!

Enemus! Arch-enema. My arch-enema. That guy, every time I run into him he blows water up my ass with a hose. I hate that guy.

Talking like that, I'm going to kick you back into the ocean. Too many prescription drugs this trip. It's been real bad. Or non-prescription drugs, might I ask. How's your blood pressure?

Very good. I got mixed up with your medication. Are you having a pretty chill time? Yeah, real good. Way, way down. Way, way down. Way, way down. Yeah.

So you worked on Aquaman? Yeah, I was doing underwater stuff in Aquaman. And underwater stuff, what were you doing? So what I do, oh, man, I'm a man of many, many facets and not good at any of them. I do removals and I also do lighting, like underwater lighting specifically. Underwater lighting.

So you're lighting Jess and Momoa's underwater junk and stuff? Yeah. What's with you and dicks today, by the way? I'm just building myself to a ladyboy. That's what's happening. What do you think of the lighting over there in the pool? Is that doing anything for you? Yeah, it's pretty good.

No, yes, I do a little bit of underwater lighting for Aquaman, which was fun. Have you finished that job or are you allowed to tell us some secrets from set? Oh, yeah, I've signed a lot of things. What's Aquaman really like? Very wet. What's the water a metaphor for?

What's the what? Don't use words like metaphor for a guy who said M&L No, he got confused by water One word at a time please The thing he's been talking about for 20 minutes Yeah No, no, it was cool There was a lot of famous dudes on there

Like who? Who's famous dudes? Oh man, I'm really not good with names Who's that dude that paid the Green Goblin? By the way, they're not famous if you don't know who they are. Mate, he doesn't know who the fuck we are. Sorry, Peter. William Defoe. Yeah, I've met William Defoe.

He was pretty cool. No, it's Willem. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was a bad dude. Yeah, fucking Billy Defoe. Billy, Willie, Billy. The main guy was awesome. He gave me a high five. I was pretty pumped about dude. Oh, yeah, fucking Billy Defoe. Billy. Willie, Billy. No, it was pretty good. The main guy was awesome. He gave me a high five.

I was pretty pumped about that. Oh, really? Yeah. That sounds great. You've bothered to learn his name and everything. The main guy. I don't know anything about that. Does anyone know who's playing?

Jason Momoa. He's a... Yeah. He's like a big dude. He's in like Game of Thrones. Carl Drago from Game of Thrones. Oh, okay. Very hot.

He's a super babe. Speaking of mega hunks, I'm enjoying my time With sleeping next to Nick Capa It's been pretty good I had the best day the other night I woke up the other morning And Capa goes to me He goes Blakey

I got the best photo of your ass last night And I was like Man what was I doing Was I skinny dipping Was I running down the road Naked He goes Nah

You were asleep And then he just showed me a photo of me Like Milan'd the fuck out on the bed Nah, you're kidding. He goes, nah, you're asleep. And then he just showed me a photo of me like Milan the fuck out on the bed. Did you go to bed with clothes on? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

Prime opportunity for him to give you an arch enema. That would have been, that would have really kicked this trip off. And give you a real green goblin as well. Default. He comes into the room ten minutes later and he goes, man, I just got kicked off Facebook. I was like, oh, what did you do? And he goes, oh, I uploaded that photo of your ass.

I was like, oh, cheers, mate. I don't think that impression quite worked. How does it go, Tommy? Well, let's get him out here to do it. Hey, guys. So, I got kicked off Facebook because I uploaded that photo of your ass. And then,

because I couldn't get on Facebook, I decided to have a 69er. I love that that's the new duck sandwich. It really is. Well, let's get the great man out here. You may have seen him last night headlining the stand-up show that we put on. Please welcome Nick Capa.

Yes. Welcome, Nick. You did headline the stand-up show in the Koh Samui podcast. Well, the Koh Samui Podcast Festival gala that we put on last night, you were the headliner for it. We made you the headliner as a bit of a joke. I think you're great, Nick, by the way. I don't know.

I got a stern talking to by the venue managers afterwards. They were like, people were crawling in from the street. Caused a small riot. There was a coup. They were like, fuck, Nick in from the street. Caused a small riot. There was a coup. They were like, fuck, Nick Capp is here. It was crazy. No, but you know what? To be honest, the owners of the – we did two shows in a row.

For all the people at the Koh Samui Podcast Festival, we did two shows in a row at the Duke Pub in Koh Samui. We did a DVD commentary of Nick Cody and we did a stand-up – we did the gala last night. And so two shows – fuck stand-up, we did the gala last night. And so two shows, fuck, we should have called it the gala last night. So finally we made it. Next time.

Yeah. So after those two, because everyone came along and all of our listeners are massive pissheads, they made a lot of money. So they loved it so much that after the second gig, after last night,

the manager comes up to me and goes, we'd love to have those two shows in a row, so you guys live here, yeah? And I said, not yet. Well, they kicked a band out for us last night. They were meant to have a band booked and they were told to get fucked. Call Chisel.

Oh, great, I didn't have to hear a terrible version of they were told to get fucked. Call Chisel. Oh, great. I didn't have to hear a terrible version of Oasis' Wonderwall. What a disappointment. Well, Kappa, so you got up and you did. So that's my impression of you is you saying, so I was having a 69er, which is the start of a bit that you do. And so I've just been saying that on the show and then you did that bit last night.

And you just sort of, you saw everyone in the room, not so much laugh but go oh, so that's what they're on about, right. You also opened by doing a callback to a book that you were reading around the pool earlier in the day. Yeah.

Still my favourite part of the whole trip is Nick Capper not reading one science book but two science books at the same time. We get it, mate. We've all got shit going on. You were pretending to read two science books by the pool and just thought that everyone in this whole hotel had somehow walked past

and gone, oh, look what Nick's reading. To be fair, it went pretty well, so I think he wasn't far off the mark. I only learnt one thing from those science books, and that's if you put quantum before something, you sound smart. Hang on, hang on. Quantum Nick Capper. No. Dil called me a quantum cunt.

Okay, we're getting heckled by security. What we talk is. Are they trying to kick me out of the ocean again? This is not the ocean. I am not a whale. Brutal. Let's get our next guest out here. Let's do a bit of mic sharing as well.

The man who has sacrificed the most amount of morals and ethics in order to be here and we very much appreciate that. Please welcome him to the little Dumb Dumb Club again. Nick's voting! Come on! Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got this, we got this.

Pass it on. Yeah, yeah. Hello, everybody. Yeah. We've decided that if someone is sacrificing their morals and code of ethics and stuff like that, it's called doing a ballad. Yes.

Oh, that's a shame. Hang on, I've got to warm up. Dress in the pedals. Dress in the pedals. I'm ready to go. Oh, that is quite loud. Yeah. I had a great time on this trip on Grindr just sending photos of Brett Blake's ass around.

That's been good. Fuck, your phone must be going off the hook. Get your ban from Facebook. Get you promoted on Grindr. Platinum membership. I'm the CEO now. The worst thing is he told me, he goes, like the second night in a row, he's nude again.

And every time I turn around, I just see Brett Blake's bare ass. So I turned up the air conditioner, so he had to put a doona over him. And then he put the doona over himself and his ass still poked out on the side put a doona over him. And then he put the doona over himself and his arse still poked out on the side of the doona. And I'm like, oh, sorry, man, I forgot to wear clothes. The first ever glory hole in a doona.

Great. With his arse poking out like that, you know what that would be good for, Kappa? A 69er. Do you know how 69ers work? Not really. Not really. You lie on top and you eat the ass. I haven't growled an ass since yesterday.

What's Brett Blake's pubes like? Does it have a mullet as well? Shots. Prove it. I reckon if you took Brett's pants off right now, there'd be a pair of speed dealer sunnies just sitting above his car. It definitely reminded me of Metallica. My balls are wearing a bin tang singlet.

I did have my best interaction on Grindr last night, I think. I just got a message from a guy who said, I'm a money boy. And I said, I'm here for a podcast. And then he blocked me. I'm a for a podcast. And then he blocked me. I'm a no money boy. He's a money boy? I'm a money boy. What does that mean?

Oh, I wonder, Carl. Let's try and crack the code. He fucks for cash. Like you, you're a comedy boy. Okay, well I get that one. That was me trying to get some money to pay Dassolo back.

Hey, Bella, do you want a 69er? Give me your butt because that's how it works. God, this has been a good trip. I got to say, from where I'm sitting, worth every penny. I'd like to say a big thanks to the... You weren't the only podcast, obviously, at the Coastal Movie International Podcast Festival. Thanks to everyone who came out to the live recording

of Like I'm a Six-Year-Old. My guest was the king. We had a great chat. He's got some great... Fucking hell. Security are throwing us into the ocean. You did this last night at the stand-up show. You opened with about a bit of political gear.

So how about that, King? Don't say it. The response was the same. Don't you say it then. Fucking hell. You're allowed to say his name. No. Okay.

Surely you're allowed to reference the fact that he exists. This is coming from the guy who's topless and talking about massages. Don't do it. Know your limits. For fuck's sake, get back to the money boy. So, yeah, what's Grindr like over here? How did you get that? Very similar, very similar.

Yeah, lots of money boys. There was a guy who I talked to a bit and then he revealed that he had been working all day at the massage parlour I was like oh probably not he was probably tired from rubbing dill off all day one person got that I jumped on tinder

and I matched with someone who seemed cool until they said I'm here for a podcast festival no they said if you're stressed out I can give you a massage with happy ending. I was like, I thought it was true love. You guys should set up your own dating app, just dumber. That's not bad. Blakey was going through his Tinder and he saw one of the fans on there.

I was like, good to get out of Australia. It is. So we're here at Gozumu and I've made a lot about the webcam, about my favourite webcam, which is but about 100 or 200 metres from here. Now, we've had Running Club. We've been talking about Running Club in the lead up to this. So it's happened. I'm going to have to admit that the first day of Running Club was quite exclusive.

There was just me. And I went past the pool and Dil was laughing at me. Him because he had about six people around him in the pool while I went past with no one. It felt like the comedy festival all over again. Give it its proper name, Carl. The Little Run Run Club. I think some people have had the Little Runs Runs Club.

Speaking of which, I may need to duck out of this podcast for ten minutes pretty soon. Good thing you're all white then. Tommy is all white, but his arsehole is not all white. Who wears brown tie-dyed shorts? A man who has a his arsehole is not all white. Who wears brown tie-dyed shorts? A man who has a bloody arsehole. Yeah, Dassler shorts are about to become hyper-colour.

Anyway, you tell your run club story, I'll just quickly say that Breakfast Club has been going amazingly. Anyway, on an unrelated note, I need to go to the bathroom quite urgently. Take the FM mic with you. Are you for real? That's great. Hang on, hang on. Take the FM mic with you. Are you for real? Yeah. That's great. Hang on, hang on.

Take the radio mic. Yes. Let's see how far this goes. All right, I'm walking around the corner into near the bar. No, I've just realised no one wants this. This is bad. This is really bad stuff. Jackson, can you take this back? No, don't. Keep going. Keep going. This is bad. This is really bad stuff. Jackson,

can you take this back? No, don't. Keep going. We want it. There's no... I don't want people to hear this. Absolutely do this. It's going to be real bad. Why are you going? Please welcome... Prove it. Prove it.

Alright, guys. Please welcome to the stage Nick Cody, everybody. If I go all the way in here, can people still hear me? This seems pretty comfy. Yes, we can hear you. All right, guys. How good's this? I have no way of knowing how this is going.

This is the weirdest thing I've ever done. Normally his mum wipes for him. Oh, hey, Jeff Cody. What are you doing in here? G'day, mate. Yes, I would like super hot suck of dick. All right. Wow. Oh, I guess I would like super hot suck of dick. All right. Wow.

Oh, this is fantastic. What's that do to voice? All right. I wish this was a 69er. For the listeners at home, Tommy's actually gone into the downy room, by the way. We can't see him. We can only hear him. Well, Jackson told me that the mic wasn't working, so I just kind of went in and...

It was. It was. It was working. The whole time was... So you heard all that? Yeah. Oh, no. Mamma mia.

Did you go to the toilet? No, you didn't go. No, I did that comedy bit, so I didn't have to sit on the shitter and talk into a microphone. I love that you think he might have gone. Like, how quick does he wipe? Do you need to go or not? I really, really do. All right.

He left the mic. But take the mic. No. Poo it. Poo it. Poo it. Literally, it. Pooh it. Literally, what a waste of content. I had a brutal one today.

I went to the gym, which I thought would be a great idea, considering how good the food is here. I started doing deadlifts and I was like, oh my God, I'm about to shit myself in a gym. And I was like, man, I go to a gym to lose weight, but not in this way. What is gym? It's near the buffet.

Is it? No. No. I've been having some great poos. Oh, man. Just, no. Just because I've got... That's enough.

I've been having a lot of juice. Oh, I don't care. But you want to hear your little mate actually shit. Yeah, because I'd rather hear about his shit than your shit. Racist. Yeah. If it's all white, it's all right. Yeah.

That's fine. But not, I don't know, there's something about you. I feel like yours would be worse. G'day, everyone. It's your boy T-Dass signing in from the shitter. Here we go. Unfortunately, you've missed most of the action.

It's pretty brutal. I had a penang curry for dinner last night and I can confirm that that was the noise that my arsehole just made. I cannot tell if anyone is reacting to this. I can't even tell if the mic is working. I feel like a fucking insane person sitting on the toilet, literally just talking to this. I can't even tell if the mic is working. I feel like a fucking insane person sitting on the

toilet, literally just talking to myself. I'm about to wipe, so I'm going to have to sign off. Give it up for the weatherman Sam Mack, everybody. See you all out there in a minute. On the worst cross of all time. Don't talk over this

valuable content. We nearly heard a shit. That's this podcast. I love that they're guests looking in from the balcony as they can hear that we're getting someone's shit on live. There's just a lady over there having dinner, having a real good time. Yay!

Yay! How good are the runs? How is that curry tasting with this commentary? I feel like he's... Good? Alright. I feel like his introduction was mangled. Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Cody, everybody!

Oh, hello. Hello. I've been hungover and I've got diarrhoea, so I feel at home. Cody was complaining the other day. He's like, man, I don't want to do the drunk cast the night before we go home. I'm going to be hungover before I get on the plane. I'm like, man, everything we've done has been a drunk cast.

Yeah. Like, you know, including that horrible DVD commentary we did. Oh, that... Yeah, it never got recorded. Yeah. Which was a shame. What a shame. So much gold.

Well, speaking of recording, so, like I started to say about half an hour ago, so the webcam... I wasn't in there for half an hour, mate. Come on. The webcam is down the road in the pub, so I've got that bit of a fascination with it. Now... Tropic Murphys or whatever? Yeah, Tropical Murphys.

So with Running Club, what we've been doing eventually, so day two we now have a very sturdy gang of about six people that have been running every day. Whoa, Carl, slow it down. We run down the beach and we come back up past Tropical Murphys. I'm obsessed with the webcam, but there is someone at home that is much weirder than me in that they are recording 24 hours of that webcam at home

and then going through the footage and finding every time I run past and recording it and then putting it up on YouTube. How fucking weird is that? Again, we're being pirated again. It's happening everywhere we fucking go. How is somebody being creepier than Carl in Thailand? Yeah, exactly. Oh, fuck, when did we bring Cody out?

He just popped out when you went to the toilet. You're backing one out up here while I'm doing the same over there. Great. Hey, Cody. What? What? Cody, we didn't talk about this on the last episode, but you recently were on the same flight as Sam Dastyari.

Oh, yeah. Friend of the show Sam Dastyari. Senator Sam Dastyari. He was in Launceston the other week when I was doing a gig down there and he sent me a text. He was coming along to the show. And he went home early. We went to a bar afterwards, the other comics and Sam and myself and

That's him right now. He's coming back. Man, he was just in the thing in London. Yeah. Yeah. Probably not good to reference the terrorist attack on a comedy podcast, but sure thing. Dodged this disaster to go to another one. Oh.

Yes. I felt as unsafe when Dill did a bomb next to me in Thailand. Do you think Malcolm Turnbull's back in Australia saying, no matter what the Dum Dum Club do, they will not change our way of life. Prove.

And Pauline Hanson's going, we cannot let them back into the country. He went home that night before the rest of us did and it was probably due to things like he got us a round of drinks and we're all asking very nice questions like, what Chinese business credit card are you putting this on? When did this group become so sensitive? Like, I feel like over the last four days

they've been winding down with massages and shit and become too soft. Hunt the fuck up, cunts. You're the one saying people are too soft. Look at that. Not physically. I think it's just like being around us for four full days and just become fully acclimatised to it, you know?

Yeah, right. The novelty of us being assholes to each other has worn off. See, watch this, you stupid pack of ratbag cunts. See, they don't even care. Nothing. So this one's checking her phone. I think they found out we're real people. That's really scary.

Previously we were gods in their eyes. I must say, last night not even Duck Sandwich really raised the roof. It was intense, man. It was real. Yeah, but they all knew the words. They were actually... They knew the words. And they were holding our blinders and waving them along.

You can't laugh when you're singing along. Yeah. You're living on the prayer. Yeah. You're doing it... Yeah, you should start doing it Bono style. So there was an item on the menu called a... Not sad.

They felt good. Yeah, they felt good. So I was doing a... I can't lie to you. I have a joke shit enough to be a cult hit. Did you guys see the difference in intelligence? By the way, they know that better than they know your name, by the way. So I was having a quantum 69er.

So, yeah, you with Dastyari. Yeah, Dastyari. He leaves and he was on the 7 o'clock flight the next morning. I was on the 11 and I turn up to the airport at 10 to check in and Dastyari's there and he goes, I waited around for you. I've left something at the desk. Dastyari had used his fantastic privileges

to get the old king in the air back in his primo seats. Nice. Yeah. He got you an upgrade. For that sweet six-minute flight, Melbourne to Lonnie. Good to see where my tax dollars are going. Who am I kidding? I'm on Centrelink.

Well, I bring it up because when we first got in here, we both got a text message from Senator Sam saying, hey, guys, have a great trip. Sorry I can't be there, but I saw Cody at the airport and we said we saw on social media and then he sent us this follow-up, which I'm reading with his permission. He said, you can use this for the podcast if you want. I got a call, because you put a photo on social media of you and Sam Dastyari on the plane together.

You can use this for the podcast if you want. I got a call from senior executives at Virgin trying to be polite but also wanting to know why some cunt, brackets Nick Cody, was filming in their exclusive lounge. They thought because he was dressed so shit, he must be in the media. Yeah. Man, I turned up.

So there's a virgin lounge for just regular bosses, right? What media would Cody be working in, though? Blokes World? Check out this chick. Yeah! Cody rocks up and they go, excuse me, you're meant to be on Pauline Hanson's One Nation plan. Nick Cody reporting for FHM.

Nick Cody reporting for Zoo Magazine. My first interview, dill. Oh, sorry, that was an animal joke. No interview, dill. Oh, sorry. That was an animal joke. No, I like it. That was good. No good. That was no good.

I wish I could retract that one. Why were you filming in the lounge? Oh, no. So there's a lounge that like CEOs and politicians get in. It's not even like a normal airport lounge. It's next level. And I walk in and immediately Broden Kelly from Aunty Donna is obsessed with this shit, right?

I immediately FaceTime him and just go, Broden, I'm in the fancy lounge! Well, what are you doing in the bloody fancy lounge? What are you doing in my house? Bloody hell! What are you doing in my house? Bloody hell, Nicody! Dust the oracle down with the lounge!

Everything's a lounge. Everything's a lounge. You fucking comedy dorks. For my next impression. What was going on in this lounge? Some eyes wide shut shit? Mad orgies with cool masks on?

Dusty Area has taken me into that secret lounge as well and it's really interesting because you don't actually even see the door. And once you walk through it's like this hallway of mirrors before you actually walk into that area. They spotted me immediately in flora orange exercise shorts. What sort of fun CEO is this?

I think he took Cody into the lounge to give him a fun treat. I think he took you into the lounge because he was ashamed to be seen in public with you, to be fair. That wasn't a lounge, that was a cage. Get back in there. It took you into the hall of mirrors to go oh, this is what I look like fatter. Gross! Gross is that! What are the rules? Groans

Groans of that What are the rules? You're so fat that the mirrors became sentient And tried to kill themselves You're so fat there wasn't a hall of mirrors It was just one mirror It doesn't even make sense While we're on this

I did forget to say something At the stand up show last night And that was We went out to dinner the other night with Milan. And Dil was with us. And Milan paid for everything. So, we got to see that Newton law of physics where an unlimited credit card meets an immovable object. Can we invite him to the stage? Let's get him on.

Yeah, right. Please welcome eccentric Serbian billionaire Milan Krencevic. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it.

Prove it. Hi. He's got killer gear. You can say what you want Best night ever Best night ever The best thing is No one could find you

For like two hours Last night And we're at a bar And I was like I know how to get him right And without a word of lie I ordered seven shots For just random strangers

And then they started Coming to the bar And then like Timing to the tee I've started As I just got My card comes over He just runs up

He goes What are you doing? And then just wax cash into the bar and then like timing to the tee as I just got my card comes over he just runs up he goes what are you doing? And then just whacks cash on the table I'm like that's how you summon the dragon. I reawakened. That's how you summon him. It's like Beetlejuice except you don't say his name you say I'll get this one I'll get this one, I'll get this one.

Poof! There he is. Chandler and I lost Milan yesterday afternoon and we didn't know how to find him so I've discovered another way as well you just send him five Croatian flag emojis

and then you hear he's over there he's over there I love Croatians it was actually a state of emergency declared within the

dum-dum community because everyone was no one would have noticed if either of us were missing. Milan's gone missing. Send out a search party. He's been missing for over 15 minutes now. Put up the shot signal. The piece of people who sent out

the alert was the bars around the area going, where has that guy gone? Now Milan, what do you think about Koh Samui? Feels like I've been up here for ages. Can we get a drink? Shots! Shots! If you're on stage, who's buying drinks? Who watches The Watchmen?

I have a credit card, bitch. The country actually sent out the military to find Milan yesterday. They're like, actually we're going to lose a third of our GDP if this man disappears by the weekend. Five bars have closed in the two hours that he's been missing. It was. I'm not a person that takes advantage

of someone, but I was paying for drinks going this feels weird. We're actually in the eye of the Koh Samui financial crisis. We all went out for lunch the other day and Milan wasn't there and at the end we just didn't know what to do because we weren't used to paying

Like what do we do here? I got Carl a Jager Bomb yesterday and it took him at least 35 minutes to drink it Only because, like I've said to you and I gave you a warning before we got here I said, Milan, you can't feed me Jager Bombs You can't do this to the listeners as well because I've blacked out three times in my life.

It's all been the last 12 months and it's all been you. Best life ever. Best life ever. Best life ever. Best life ever. You can't feed Carl Jager bombs after midnight or get him wet either. I can get him wet.

Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Holy shit, Milan's been Carl's secret family this whole time. 69. So, Milan, how have you been enjoying the island of Koh Samui? I've actually really enjoyed it.

I never thought I would. I was expecting... I told Millie, my sister, I said, I'm going to be here for 24 hours and we're getting business class trip home after this shit goes down. Yeah, because you don't like heat, you don't like water. I've loved every second. I've loved

a third of these people. Not you. Not you. You're the one prick. Oh, and two pricks. Anyway. But no, it's been amazing. The. But, no, it's been amazing. The people have been fantastic. It's been great. What's your name?

The comedians have been unbelievable. Now, what some people don't know is that people that listen to our show are very quickly learning who you are and what you do and the effect on the community you can have. Can they tell me? Yeah. The effect on the community? He's like ice. Milan has

devastated the community. Kids, just don't do Milan. Do this shard, you rat cunt. I had Milan and I was itchy for five days. Do this shard, you rat cunt. I had Milan and I was itchy for five days. I felt like there was a million Milans under my skin. All right, thanks.

It's been great. I love you guys. Bye-bye. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what I'm trying to say... Usually the other fat cunt gets roasted, not me. Yeah, so... But you've been doing this sort of stuff for a while

within the comedy community and, like, you even appear on a great friend of the show, Trevor Noah. You appear on his special. He talks about you on his special, yeah? Yeah, he does. Host of The Daily Show, Trevor Noah. Yeah. He does a 20-minute bit on me getting him Milan'd in Edinburgh two years ago.

Oh, he started it. I actually started it. Trevor, well, he was the one. He finished it, obviously. He proved it. We're at a bar in Edinburgh. It was Milan, myself, Ronnie Chang. Ronnie Chang.

Who's in Singapore, so close by. Let's just leave some light switches on and he'll fly over to make sure they're all turned off. Yeah, just drop some pick-up sticks on the floor. Just come inside counting them. But yeah, we were drinking at a bar in Edinburgh a couple of years ago and Trevor Noah went to leave and we're all going, Trevor, where are you going? You don't have a show until late tomorrow night.

Hang out, have some more drinks. And he said, I've got to go, I've got to go. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Have fun hosting the Gailey show. And he went, oh, no, and then just had Milan order drinks and then he vomited blood. He did. Imagine being gay.

You really got him. Homophobia leading to tragedy? Oh, no. Hang on, did he vomit blood after what you said then? Once you said the Gailey show, he just started vomiting blood, right? That was my first piece for FHM magazine. But you're on a few specials, Milan. Even Gabriel Iglesias, I think,

when we saw him at Rod Laverina, this big, deep fucking arena show, and he mentioned you personally. Yeah, this is what I heard. Didn't he do a bit of relatable local gear where he was talking to a stadium full of Melbourne people and he's like, you guys know Milan yet? No one said anything.

The answer to the question, where do you get your ideas? Milan. 15,000 people went, prove it. Should we get into a little something that we wanted to do to kind of round off? Oh, drinks. Yes, you're right. We should. I'll do this first.

That is off. We had a call back to last week. Now, I don't know if you guys heard the episode last week, live from Koh Samui, but I talked about a letter that was printed in the Maribor Advertiser about our little show. I talked about a letter that was printed in the Maribor Advertiser about our little show. And they were very unhappy about our show when we went to Maribor to do a live episode, a bit of a doco episode.

Much like all the guests at this hotel right now. Yeah. Now, they wrote a letter, so I decided to write a letter back. And so I've sent this to the Maribor Advertiser. Let's, you know, when you guys pick up your copy every week, check to see if it's in there.

Do they get that over here? Yeah. They... So here... I bet you that over here? Here is the letter. Regarding the letter, on May 23rd from Peter O'Dwyer, he wrote about keeping the popular internet radio serial for perverts, The Little Dumb Dumb Club, out of Maribor. I wholeheartedly agree. Keep these creeps out of our perfect town.

Ex-local Carl Chandler and his female co-host Tommy Dasolo, if they turn up here, they're going to give even the many meth heads in town a bad name. I mean, ice addiction is one thing, but a comedy podcast, no thank you. That is not what our founder, Gary Marabara, would have wanted. Oh, that's why it's called Marabara. I say we keep this filth out and concentrate on what this town is known for.

The Golden Wattle and Coward Punches. Signed, Tim Gott. Nice. Nice. Blow that out your arse, Peter O'Dwyer. Yeah. Fuck you. But to round off the show, because this is the Coastal Movie Podcast Festival

Hang on, there's a guy behind you Is there someone yelling at us or not? No? Okay, cool So, I think that was the editor of Mirabar Advertiser behind us So we are It is the Coastal Movie Podcast Festival And what is a good festival without an awards night?

Yes. Oh! I'm interested now. Finally, a chance for me to shine. Sorry, go on. So let's take it away with the awards night, guys. Oh, wait, hang on. Here to present the award, please welcome the co-directors

of the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival, Carl Chandler and Tommy Dasselhoff. Thanks, guys, and what a wonderful year it's been. We've seen so much amazing comedy. People, as I started talking, the door near us automatically opened and that to everyone here was more interesting than what I'm saying right now. No, no, no, but at least it looks like, it sounds like you've at least watched an awards show in the past.

Chandler goes, well, here's the bloody awards. It's under nine footy. Look, yeah, there's been so many great participants this year, so many people, so many wonderful performances and this festival just gets better and better every year. And look, it was so hard to pick the nominees and then whittle it down to the winners, but here we are. This is it. We're going to give out...

And if you didn't win an award, you know, it's just down to the fact that you're no good. Yeah. So, first of all, first cap off the ring, the opening award is the award for the man who has managed to make Koh Samui more bogan than barley. Brett Blake, everyone. Give it up, Brett Blake.

For a moment I thought it was Cody, but I came out of the blue there. What the fuck? Man, you've got to practice your face for when they cut to you on the telecast. Thank you, jet ski sponsor, Blakey, so we can move on to the next award. I see you don't want to free ride on the jet ski. I would note yourself. Wow, you're genuinely so unprepared you didn't have a speech.

Cool. Speech, speech, speech, speech. I'd like to thank my main sponsor, beer, shotguns and jet skis. Thanks, everybody. Brett Blake, everyone. He normally only makes speeches out of a car window as it flies past people. Fuck it!

A stationary speech is a bit too much for Blakey. This is the first thing someone's achieved having a mullet. Didn't Chris Franklin win an award for something? No. He won Raw. Oh, good. Cool. Factual, not funny. So. He also Raw. Oh, good. Cool. Factual,

not funny. So... He also won Bale, I believe. Oh, too far! Fucking hell. Just because he killed a guy. Anyway, so... There it is. You can't joke about London, you can't joke about Chris Franklin. Where's the fucking line with you people?

Political correctness. It's gone mad. All right. So next award. The award to the man who has enjoyed so much cheap food, drinks, accommodation and has really exploited a third world country, Tom Ballard, everyone. Yay! Now, next award is for... It's the Tommy Daslow Award Oh

Yeah Given to the man who has borrowed the most money to be here Nick Capper, everyone Yay Look, I'd like to thank my sponsors Tommy Daslow's mum Well, it's funny you say that The Mrs Daslow Award Look, I'd like to thank my sponsors, Tommy Dasolo's mum. Well, it's funny you say that.

The Mrs Dasolo Award, given to the person who has lent someone else the most money for them to go on holidays, goes to Tommy Dasolo. Yay! Just an honour to be nominated, guys. Like mother, like son. So poor for a man dressed like a Gold Coast drug dealer. Lake Sun. So poor for a man dressed like a Gold Coast drug dealer. The people at home will never know what that

means. The next award goes, it's the climate change... Check the Ozo camera. The next award, the climate change award given to the man who by stepping foot on this island has made the ocean levels rise four inches. Dilruk Jaya Singer, everyone. Yay!

Thank you. It's an honour to win this award three years in a row. I'm really, really glad to be here. The ice caps aren't eating. Oh, fuck. Milan won Cody nil. Now, the most prestigious award of of course, of the festival is the best podcast in...

Wait, no, we have one more. Oh, do we? Yeah. Unless old mate's going home with a participation award and a fucking subway voucher. How could you forget? We have the award for the funniest person here with the last name Cody. Give it up for Jeff Cody, ladies and

gentlemen. Who's in at number one? Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. I promise you, you were the only person who came

to mind. So, well done. Well done, Geoff. Richly reward. It's just great to recognise excellence. So, and the last... What a wonderful awards ceremony. The last award, the most prestigious award, of course, is this. The award for the best podcast in the Koh Samui podcast vessel is...

Yes. for the best podcast in the Koh Samui podcast vessel is... Yes! The Little Dumb Dumb Club! Oh! We are the champions, my friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's read the wrong one. There's been a mistake.

The award is meant to go to the other podcast, the Milan Krencevic Prove It cast. Milan could not be here with us at the minute. I'd like to thank Dil's mother. That's a new one. Nah, that's good. Is that canon now? That's funny because it's clever.

Hey, you can't argue with that award. Wow. Well, what a night. What a festival. To be fair, my dad has said best mum ever. Best mum ever Alright guys, we've got to wrap it up for this edition of the Little Dum Dum Club This brings us to the end of the show

for this week. Also, it brings us to the end of the recorded component of the 2017 Costa Mui International Podcast Festival Big round of applause for all our guests who came over here and took part in this stupid idea Round of applause to all you guys in our guests who came over here and took part in this stupid idea. Round of applause to all you guys

in the crowd who came over here with us. Massive round of applause to everyone at home who chipped in on Patreon and GoFundMe to get this thing off the ground. We'll see you next year for the 2018 Maryborough Podcast Festival.

Thanks so much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you, mates!