The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 402 - Live! Gareth Reynolds, Becky Lucas, Brett Blake & Nick Capper

Episode Date: June 20, 2018

They've done it again! We are live from the 2018 Koh Samui International Podcast Festival, talking shit on the beach in front of an audience of over two hundred people who've come on this insane trip with us! GARETH REYNOLDS shows off some new fashion, BECKY LUCAS touches a mango tree, and NICK CAPPER & BRETT BLAKE get a rude surprise when they check in to their hotel. PLUS we get heckled by waves, jet skis, cicadas, and folk musicians. This episode is brought to you by Shipstation! Head to shipstation.com, click on the microphone and enter the promo code 'DUM' for a free trial and a surprise gift.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Today on The Little Dum Dum Club, a brand new episode recorded live at the Kosamui International Podcast Festival with guests Gareth Reynolds, Becky Lucas, Nick Capper and Brett Blake. But first of all, we need to let you know that this week The Little Dum Dum Club is brought to you by our old friends at ShipStation. Ah, SS. They are back.

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Man, I wish I should be using that from – we're currently in Thailand right now to send all the fucking shit I've been carrying around in my luggage home. Maybe that's it. Well, we're heading off to Koh Phangan tomorrow. I might use Shipstation to get myself over to Koh Phangan. Nice. Just freight myself over. Yeah, good.

Good. I believe there's a free offer that you just mentioned before, so we can use that. Maybe it's like a delicious pad thai or something like that. So, yeah, you're about to hear the first episode that we've recorded here in Koh Samui at the International Podcast Festival. At the beautiful Ozo in downtown Chiang.

So what should we set up? This is recorded literally on the beach. Yeah, you'll hear about it, but the wonderful folk at Ozo have built us a little stage on the beach. There's hundreds of people watching. We're in the elements. We're on the beach.

We're at the mercy of passerbys. It's intimidating. It was heaps of fun. It was really different. Yeah, I've listened back. It sounds fine, but it's crazy that we had to, like, learn this. But turns out recording in the open air on the beach near the waves isn't the best for audio fidelity. Oh, really?

It sounds fine. But, yeah, I'm pretty sure you can hear waves and shit in the background. You can hear the wind. That's good, isn't it? I think you can hear some cicadas at some point. Can you hear the audience laughing? Yeah, yep. They're in there.

Yep. Nice. Did they laugh? But yeah, enjoy this and then we'll be back at the end of the episode for a new edition of Talking Dumb Dumb with a special guest but until then enjoy this episode

recorded live in Koh Samui Gareth Reynolds, Becky Lucas, Nick Capper and Brett Blake Brett Blake. Hey, mates! Welcome once again into the Little Dumb Dumb Club live from... Koh Samui. Fucking hell. Thank God I've got my

teleprompter here. My name is Tommy Dassolo and standing next to me is the other half of the show and 90% of the economy of this island, Carl Chandler. G'day, dickheads. Hell yes. How the fuck did I get away with this again? Wow. Thanks, guys, for accompanying me on my fortnightly trip.

Speaking of getting away with things, there's a man in the front row who's decided that he's just not going to have a shirt on, so that's cool. Man. I get that you're on holiday. Sit up the back so we don't have to look at this shit. This is the first time we've felt overdressed for a gig. We're breaking our no shorts on stage rule.

Yeah. Just because that would be fucking insane. But has anyone got long pants in the house at all? Oh, now this is good crowd work. This guy over here. For people at home, he really does. What's your story? He doesn't like shorts.

All right. Well, we got to the logical conclusion of that one. Anyone else brave enough? Fuck. I love it. We're getting walked by traffic as enough. Fuck, I love it we're getting walked by traffic as well. Hey guys, listen to our podcast. Like, you are already, technically.

One listener has decided that he's just going to stand and watch from in the water. No bright ideas, okay? I'm surprised he's facing this way. So, just keep walking, buddy. Okay, well, we've already made sure that this is unlistenable if you're at home. Like, oh, cool, some people went on a holiday that I wasn't at.

Sounds fun. And also people at home are going, duh, what's an ocean? So we should give a bit of context for the people listening at home. We are on a stage. This is the first night of the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival 2018. We are on our stage. Also, also, night of the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival 2018. We are on our stage. Also, also, it's the first night of the World Cup, which, you know, I think we've dragged a few hundred away from Russia, I think.

Yes, yes. People are meeting from all over the world for the World Cup and we've got people meeting from all over the world here for the World Cunt, so that's good. Anyway, it looks like I can see Ozo Security approaching us right now Sorry, we've got to stop doing so much visual stuff in this app

But I can't help myself Look, some latecomers have turned up There's a boat coming in You better have bought a fucking ticket What's that say on the side? The SS Comedy Fuck yeah There's a real problem with boat people in Australia

I've got a problem with these people if they don't have a wristband. For people at home, the people here have wristbands. There's someone not only walking out, they're jet skiing out. Okay, we've got to stop. I'm putting a ban on this. No, there's more stuff. Oh, guys, I can feel the sand on my

feet right now. How do you like that back at home? Yeah. I can see outside. Honestly, no. I've got my dick in a coconut right now. How do you like that back at home? Yeah. I can see outside. Honestly, no. I've got my dick in a coconut right now. Fuck yeah. I love travel. Hey, we could be doing a podcast at your house to be fair. Uh oh, a young family is walking along the beach in front of us.

Hey kids. Don't. Don't. Don't Don't Uh oh No no no Show your wristbands guys You're old enough for a wristband Alright God damn it

I really So we've You know what We are so close to the water fuck I hope the waves are picking up in the background

that's so good that's bad when a joke bombs up here instead of crickets you just hear waves so yeah how far does the water

come up by the way we might lose half the crowd tonight I bet this sounds like if it wasn't for the people screaming the C word over the top of it, this would probably be pretty nice to listen to.

What I like is that we've got our little backdrop behind us and we're out on the beach, obviously. But directly behind us are like top dollar little dinner packages behind the little curtains and everything. So they're paying big money.

Little bungalows that people can pay money to have like a romantic candle with you in. Someone's going to get proposed to, just in the, you know, will you marry, get fucked, cunt. You've made me the happiest man on the face of the earth. Prove it, prove it. Best ring ever, best ring ever. So what else are we doing in this game of I Spy?

Oh, no. So this is what happened, right? So, and again, look, guys, thanks for coming to this thing. Because, I mean, without you coming here, I could never come to this island. You know, you've made this happen. So we've been organising this for ages and whatever. And I've been pitching hard to get a sponsorship for the festival, right? And I spent so long trying to get Chang Beer to sponsor this festival

and they said no. And then they just come along and put their signs up anyway. They sent a promo girl here. We get nothing out of any of this. Fuck Chang. Oh, you're calling for a boycott. No't know i take that back i can't say i'm mad at them um chang v chang i love it yeah because that's my nickname in maribor chang so it feels a little bit nice but also shit at the same time so to i was just in uh i i came

here from hong kong i did a couple gigs there and i met someone after one of the shows and they were saying what are you doing in Hong Kong and I said oh I'm just passing through I'm going on to Thailand long story short broad way of summing it up

I'm going over to Thailand to do my podcast and he goes right you know I heard about you should look into apparently there's like

a podcast festival happening in Koh Samui you should hit them up and see if you can get on. I knew that hashtag was going to work. It's getting around. Can I get on? Is it possible for me to get my show on as part of this? Your show? Yeah.

What's the name of it? The Little Dumb Dumb Club. I'll look into it. Okay. Oh, you mean the Chang International Kosumui Podcast Festival Yeah Fucking hell

Well look this is going well considering how it was described to the other guests at the Ozo Chuan Everyone got the notice put under their door and we had an interesting one last year and they've backed it up Last year was a live internet streaming telecast or something like that? Everyone's been warned about today because speeches start at six as part of a group meeting.

I think this is actually tax deductible. This is like a corporate getaway for you guys, I believe. So I'll kick this off. What can you say about Carl Channel that hasn't already been said? We're here to tell you about synergy and go have a crack what does synergy mean to you carl uh well this is sort of synergy isn't it what does synergy mean carl it's me me it's. It's two things coming together. So it's my love of Koh Samui and the podcast making you guys come. That's synergy, isn't it?

Is that right? That's, oh, you don't know fucking either. Good. All right. Well, I win. I win that one. All right, all right. People very, like, begrudgingly nodding their heads with a vibe of, like,

he genuinely might get us kicked off the island if we don't agree with him. Oh, yeah. So I've been here, I've been here... I've been here for a week already, obviously. And I went to... Hey, folks. We're here all week. Try the pad thai.

Where are you guys from? Where are you guys from? Scotland. Fuck, Dan. No wonder you're too tired to buy a ticket to this festival. I get it, yeah. Get the fuck off my island. I've been here for a week, and I went to a market the other day,

and a guy walked past and was like, oh, Dundun, listen. I'm like, oh, fuck. And this is like a week early and I'm like cool you coming to the festival nah

he's on this island and he's not coming well I was at a bar up the beach the other night and two guys came up to me and they were like

hey man just wanted to say we saw your show at the comedy festival a couple of years ago and it was fucking it was really really good like you just had to

come over and say hi it's really nice to meet you and I go oh cool so you're coming are you excited for all the podcasts? And they're like, what podcasts? Wow. So worth coming here just to finally meet people who are fans of our stand-up and not the podcast.

I get why you come here all the time. Yeah, yeah. If miracles like that can happen on a daily basis. Man, honestly, I'm more famous in Koh Samui for things that aren't my comedy. Like what? No, not that. You walked right into that one. As I walked into the quicksand, I went, I see what's happening here.

Might walk into this quicksand. Oh, now I'm in quicksand. This isn't what I wanted. I went to a bar the other night and got a drink and I got recognised because the guy goes, where's your friend? He meant Milan. I'm famous for knowing Milan. Those waves, are they getting louder?

Can we get them turned down, please? No, we're getting less funny, I think. All right, should we get one of our first guests on? Yeah, sure. Let's get our first guest out here. Folks, please welcome, all the way from the United States of America... What's he doing? Get the fuck over here.

The Dollops' very own Gareth Reynolds! Gareth Reynolds! You and him. Get him a fucking microphone. Can you act like we had a fucking dress rehearsal? Jesus Christ. Thank you.

We fly a tech over and he can't do the job of giving someone a microphone. Jesus Christ. Okay, so welcome. And where are you from? I come from the United Kingdom. A small island called Scotland. Was that you before? Was that you walking to the stage? Those were my parents and you were very rude to them, you cunt.

It's nice to be able to say that word, isn't it? It's freeing, isn't it? You can't say what you want in America anymore, so it's nice to be here. You have a very fetching get-up for people at home. You are in the stars and stuff. I just came here from the airport and I was like, I'll do whatever. I'll wear whatever. This is your passport

essentially. And this is waterproof for anyone who's like, this isn't waterproof. Man. He's doing deliberately though to be fair. Well, listen. I don't know what to tell you. I wanted your mic and you were an asshole about it. No, I will not do it now, Tommy.

Don't come crawling back to me now, Tommy. This kind of bad international relations could be very bad for the future of the Coastal Movie International Podcast. I sense a terror coming. I really do. What should I do about this? God damn it, Webby. What the fuck's going on?

If only we had a tech here to maybe swap the mic over. All right, here's another one that'll work a little. I got a good feeling about this new mic. I think it's definitely going to work with no problems. Well, you still got to think about that other mic. Someone else has to use it. That must be going. And right now, Carl's head is like,

no, Carl, it's all crumbling down. Carl, you put it all together, and one mic's going to fuck you up the ass. You did everything you could, Carl. You set up the chairs, you set up the stage, and one wireless mic is going to dig in your ass. I brought 300 people. Could someone bring a battery?

Nope. Nope. Fucking hell. Where are we again? We're in Thailand. That's the one. Yeah. It's great to be hither.

Yeah. Have you been here before? I have not, no. I flew 45 hours, and then I got here. And Dave's coming. Dave, I'm still waiting for Dave to say sorry for not coming. We never got an

apology. Yeah. You know how the waiting game works, right? It doesn't end. Right, right, right. It just seemed like a perfectly acceptable thing for Dave to do. Oh, by the way... We're American. We don't apologize.

We lead. He's leading, you asshole. Get on board. You've become so more aggressive since you put that costume on. Oh, you know what? Were you in a meeting with a North Korean leader in Singapore the other day? Yeah, and it was underwater. It went pretty fucking well.

First of all, breathe. I want to point that out. This is a breathing material. I feel like a ventriloquist dummy. I feel like little Uncle Sam. Well, thanks for coming, man. I mean what is it, it was 20, what 30 hours on a plane or something like that? You've only just got in a few hours ago. Yeah, no it's a long amount of travel where you're like, I was going somewhere wasn't I?

Yeah. Yeah, and then you get here and you're like, oh right, right, this part. The fun bit. Thank you everybody for coming out. Sir, no flash photography. Jesus Christ, how many times do we have to say this? You don't want photos of this to get back to your home country because they'll be mortified. I don't want anyone to see that I'm wearing this. I've had the walk of shame before,

but this is one of the weirder ones. Walking into a hotel like this and people looking at you and you're like, uh, that's a bummer that they don't know what I'm doing. I'm genuinely like, wow, what a shitheel. I mean, wow, what an unbelievable anus. Did you have this already

or did you buy it for this trip? I was at Target, as I'm ought to do, and I saw it and I thought, this says, however you say the island we're on, more than I could believe. So I purchased it. Have a crack.

Puss mui. Puss mui. Yeah, that's all right. Puss mui. When I was in China earlier today, I said it to someone and they were like, where are you trying to go? And I was like, puss mui. Yeah, it's a wonder that you got here. Puss mui.

Yeah. We were, between you not turning up or Dazzler having fucked up the tickets, we thought, massive chance of you not turning up today. Yeah. Now that's what I call synergy. I know what it means now. When everything's fucked up. When two people are both dumb cunts at the same time. That's synergy.

When Tommy and I are emailing about my flight, it's not good. When I'm like, sure thing, Tommy got the confirmation number. Hey, my name's spelled wrong. The birthday's off. Tommy's like, let me just go back. I'll fix that real quick for you. It's not going to be an issue. This sort of language makes me realize why we did do a show last

year right near people's rooms and now we're put out as far as we can away from anyone else. Well, they asked me to move earlier. They were like, move. We want to see Tommy and whatever the other guy's name is. And I said, how dare they? Yeah.

I'm with you. What a turnaround. I've got to say, sir, all our listeners have been staying at the Ozo for the last two days now. And it's gotten, it's fair to say, pretty rowdy at this resort over the last 48 hours. Now that everyone's down here, I've got to say, it seems like a great time to go for a dip in the pool. So I might fuck off in about 10 minutes. Sir, where are you going? Sir, where the fuck are you going?

He's got a Trump. He's got a Trump shirt on. He's got a Trump shirt on and I'm dressed like the flag and he's going into the ocean. What sort of synergy is this? Dave, is that you? Oh, there's Dave. What sort of synergy is this?

Dave, is that you? Oh, there's Dave. That sort of behaviour is about as refreshing as an ice-cold Chang. Not very. Whoa. Now I'm back again. I like him again. Such a love-hate relationship. What are you thinking right now? Is there music going on now?

Yeah, what is that? Oh, maybe we were all just thinking it at the same time. That did sound like thinking music. Maybe we just all thought too hard there for a minute. Should we kill ourselves? How quickly until this turns into the Rajneesh's for you, Carl? What does that mean?

How quickly until you sort of form this into a cult that has a monetary system that the government is like let Carl do his thing and and then you're like, we're arming ourselves. They're like, we've got to move in. I was thinking that today. I said this last year. Tommy hasn't been seen in public for six months. I'm aiming for

every restaurant when you walk in to have a framed picture of me instead of the other guy. I meant Ronald McDonald in McDonald's. I was thinking about this. I said this last year at the Coastal Movie Podcast Festival, and it's even more true this year. This basically, this is a cult at this point.

It literally is a cult. I've been watching a lot of cult documentaries lately, and they're all just, they're all just, they're podcasts. They're just podcast listeners. Like the first episode of every documentary about a cult, I'm like, this man is evil running this thing and he should be fucking put to death. And then by episode three, I'm like, you know, I see a lot of myself reflected in this young man.

Hey, hey, hey, I have a name. So what's next? What's the next, you know, we get these people to travel to the other side of the world. What do you think we can make them do now? Jesus, I think that's behind the scenes stuff, honestly. I think you're supposed to subvert them. Well, we've moved 50

metres to here. I think next time we just have a big pontoon in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, that's great. Oh, we got this guy to put a t-shirt on. That's good. Nice. Sir, lose the shirt for God's sake. Give me what I want. A black t-shirt? It's 30 degrees you fucking idiot. Give me what I need, sir.

I see your nipples. It's very distracting because our front row is all in beanbags and they're just way too relaxed to laugh. They're just leaning backwards going, I'm two seconds from sleeping. The guy from the Trump shirt went into the ocean and drowned himself five minutes ago. Sweet karma.

What about this? You've only been here a couple of hours so you haven't experienced too much of the island I did a lot what's your favourite bit of Thailand so far you didn't get changed so what else did you do you mean changed how dare you edit that out Webby

give me the old mic that was better what's your favourite bit of the island so far? This part. I just... God, it's so good to see you guys. Oh, we're your favourite part of the island. Oh, nice. No, I mean...

And what's my name again? You're the other guy. And the non-Tommy. I know your name, asshole. Carl with a C. Fuck! I'll pay you Daniel Sloss rates to change your name to

Not Tommy Comedy Chandler. I think they have a rule in the name office. Hello, name office. We can't right now. We're too vague. Maybe soon. Hello, name office.

Sex God speaking. Name office, to be determined, asking. Hello? They're asking. You call them up and they've got a question for you straight away. I'm calling myself. We're in the weeds here. We don't know what's happening.

God, the riffs are good over here. This is great. Bureau of names. Hello? Hey, not Tommy speaking. I've been here for a week. Have you been here for a week?

Yeah. It's going good. Bring it up. I've been here for half a fortnight. Oh, shit. Bang. I went to a restaurant the other day on the other side of the island and I ordered a catfish curry and the waitress said

no, you'll be having a green curry. Oh, that's your catfish curry. Yeah, finally. Thank you. Drinks have been brought to us on stage. Finally, something good has happened on this trip. Can we send these back?

Would you like a non-official drink? Yeah. Do you have beer junior? Oh, good. Like your dad used to try. I mean, have I grown or are these tiny? Am I getting bigger? You're jet lagged.

They're massive, man. Wow. In America, we got big beards. Nice. Oh, that's where you're from? I'm from the United States of America. Right, right, right. Greatest country ever.

If only there was some sort of visual clue. Number one. Number one. Except for education and economy. And a lot of the other things. I would love it if you haven't brought any other clothes with you. Or if you have, but they're all just that suit. Or if I just lost all my luggage and I was like, well, it was a fun idea.

But after four days in it, it doesn't breathe. And I don't like the country as much as I did. It stinks, and now that smell is always going to remind me of my country. America smells. All right, how about a second guest? Yes, let's get our second guest out here, please. Go crazy and welcome to the stage, Becky Lucas. Oh, Webby, he's got the cord out.

He's given up on the wireless system. Adjusted. See how we go. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hey. Hello.

What's going on? You got in last night. Is this your first time in Thailand? No, I've been here before. Fuck yeah. A few times, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

You going for the crown, are you? Yeah. I want to be just like Carl. You're on your way with those legs. Wow, that was quick. Yeah, that is creepy. He asked us to use, he's like, if you ever take a photo, use the hashtag Koh Samui Podcast Festival 2018. I reckon I'll just

use another popular hashtag. Alright, go for it. What is that one? Oh, no. Oh, I get it. You're in the quicksand again, dude. That was supposed to be A compliment towards my legs Yeah but

You needed mine In order to Right right Exactly yeah Oh so that's how comedy works I get it now Yeah yeah It's two things

And then sometimes They're sort of like each other It's their synergy Yeah Look how hairy your legs are Cal You're such a feminist Yeah So you've been here a few times before, Becky

Yeah, I've been here a few times before I really like the country I once nearly got shot What? Here, because I was with my dad In Samui or in Thailand? No, this is in Bangkok, actually Right

And we're on a We're just like on one of those boat tours that you take And the guy who was taking us on it Said that we could He was sort of pulling up next to you take and the guy who was taking us on it said that we could, he was sort of pulling up next to different places along the river. Here's where we shoot you. Yeah. This is a fun touristy thing that we do.

No, but we pulled up and he said, oh, we can pick a mango from this tree. Like, isn't this a beautiful thing? And we're like, oh, are you sure we can do that? It looks like the tree belongs to someone. He's like, no, no, no, it's all good. And then as we picked the mango, a man walked out with a shotgun. I was like, so

no, yeah. What a way to go. What a way to mango. How did you think the tree belonged to someone? You were like, that's too good. Well, we were just outside someone's sort of... You were out in like a yard. It looks like there's a house right there. There's a tree house on the top of it. Pick, pick. There's a treehouse on the top of it.

Pick, pick. Yeah, there's a sign saying, My Mango Tree. Pick, pick, pick. He doesn't care. It says, We'll shoot for mango. Pick them.

Yeah. Yeah. So I've been here a couple times. Yeah. My uncle, my uncle's a real creep. I was telling you about this. He's here tonight.

Not that everyone who comes here is a creep, but there's a few. Thank you. We've all seen them. I was sitting next to one On the plane here I thought you were saying now Well that too

But that's fun What do you mean you were sitting next to it? If you're on a podcast Creepiness is fine Like if it's recorded It's all sweet Yeah It's a character

Yeah it's irony Yeah But no I have a very creepy uncle I was telling you about this the other day Because my uncle's tried to buy three women from third world countries to come to Australia to be his wife and he's so annoying that they've all gone back.

What? They're all just like, fuck, this sucks. I'd rather just deal with whatever is happening back in life. But you live in constant fear of death. Yeah, but he rambles. His stories do not have an ending. I mean, I'm notles. His stories do not have an ending. I mean, I'm not kidding.

Really clinging about his mango tree. Fuck this guy. It's all about mangoes. Man, doing that twice and going third time's a charm. Oh, fuck. Yeah, he's having a go.

So I just mean he's always around. He's here. He's Philippines. He was in Russia once. He's had a go. Is he going to go in for a fourth, do you think?

I don't know. Are you here on a shopping trip? No. Oh, okay. What's wrong with him? Why is he so creepy? He's just really annoying. He's just an annoying person.

Right. Like, I mean, you can never... Like what? What does he do? He does a thing before he starts any sentence. He goes... People would rather live in a third world country than listen to that

every morning. Is there any rice today? No. Well, at least someone knows how to start a sentence. The word. The human word. He's no good. But yeah, I like it here. It's fun. I was laughing. I was just saying to Noxy before.

I think it would be so funny if the people who have the shops think that Dum Dum is some cool brand. Yeah. Because everyone's wearing Dum Dum shirts. So you come back next year and there's like Nike added us Dum Dum. Fuck yes. We next year wear the new Dr. Dre Beats headphones. Yes.

Wow. Fuck, that's incredible. You mean that they break right away, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but because, you know, when you walk down and people pick the accents and all that sort of stuff, and they try and learn off what you're saying when you walk by. Someone said the other day,

because everyone's walking down there with our T-shirts, someone's, you know, they're just saying to random Australians, dum-dum, dum-dum, to try and get them into shops. They've just been saying dum-slut to me. So I don't know. Different. It's a different podcast, but it still plays. It's good marketing.

Either way, anything with dumb in it works for you guys. It's great. We are permanently damaging this island. Yeah. This is sick. Oh, look at that father playing with his son. You know? Yeah.

He's a listener of this. Oh, that's all right then. He brought his one year old along. It's funny, the younger a baby is the more you can say cunt. It's on a graph. Well, the baby's actually named cunt. I don't know.

Lil cunt, L-I-L. It's true, like on a graph baby, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Then it's like as it gets older, he's back on cunt. But then as you get very old and senile, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, then it's like as it gets older, ease back on cunt. But then as you get very old and senile, cunt again. Back in. So what do you think is the cut-off age for cunt?

Seven. Seven! So let rip until seven and then what, go back in at 60 or something? Yeah, you can blame it on my rules, but I had an abusive childhood. It's your first day of grade four cunt i mean sorry today's the day i'll stop saying that it's gonna be hard to quit yeah yeah i wasn't abused i was thinking the other

day because my parents split up um are you okay just i will talk about it later when i'm high on something but um but cool good place to do it yeah the worst thing about it was because when your parents are separated There's no one to look after the kid when you go to take a shit So my dad would have to take me Because there was no one else to look after me He would have to take me into the bathroom No, he did not have to

Yeah, he did He didn't have to close the door Well, he did And lock it That's called baby shitting And where would he put you? I was just standing at the door like, let me out. Well, that's why you don't close it.

But if I was out, I could have licked the toaster or something. You know, they do it because they're like, are there parents in? You know what I'm talking about. Licking the toaster is a great way to go. Yeah, you can't just let the kid run around, so you've got to lock them in. So you've got to make it smell your shit and look at you. What happened? Well, I was shitting and I let her go and she licked the toaster.

It's my fault for being liberal. Anyway, have I said too much? No, no, you haven't said enough. No, it's fine. Have you always had this memory or did this come out in a therapy session one day? No, I've always remembered it. Have you brought it up?

Dad, why'd you do that? Well, there is a smell around here that's reminding me. I'm being triggered. In a big way. Thanks, Gareth. You're welcome. I feel like this is all going well, but I feel like the natural course of events is at the start,

everyone's excited, there's comedy on, and then 20 minutes in, everyone's like, we're on the beach, I can't be fucked laughing. Yeah, it looks so much better out there. Yeah, we wish we were you. Like, this is a good gig at the moment. We're fucking spinning our wheels up here. This is the part of the podcast where Carl Pitch is leaving, everyone.

Look at that guy hooning on the jet ski. It's like, yeah, we get it. You've gotten a divorce. Fuck you, Carol! He'll never be heard from again. What's that thing? Is that like an oil rig that fell over out there? Well, first of all, they put it upside down, which is a problem for oil.

I was saying to someone today, it looks like we've gotten the Westgate shipped over here piece by piece. Oh, nice. Just to make us feel more at home. Popular suicide destination in Melbourne, Gareth, the Westgate Bridge. Oh, that is funny. Do you guys have suicide here?

It's funny, in America we have spiking suicide rates. Really? Yeah, yeah. That's cool. Anyway, you guys good? Yeah. It's a popular tie saying, cop and kill yourself. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. Anyway, you guys good? Yeah. It's a popular tie saying, cop and kill yourself. So, yeah. Hey, you were at the wrong podcast if that isn't fucking funny. If you flew here,

thicken the skin. So, Becky, what are your plans for your time in Samui? I'm just going to relax and drink and stuff. I'm actually quite drunk already. Sorry about that. Awesome. Unprofessional. But I'm just going to get drunk and hang out. I'm actually quite drunk already. Sorry about that. Awesome. Unprofessional.

But I'm just going to get drunk and hang out in the pool. I don't know what everyone's doing. Am I supposed to have a funny answer for that? You just want everyone to come up and... Do you want everyone to come up and talk to you in the pool? Is that what you're saying? Yes, I do. Cool.

I want conversations. I want, you know, tell me that. Where do you get your ideas? Stuff like that. Stuff like that. Yeah, absolutely. Come and have a yarn. I love it. Do a cannonball

and walk us through your process. I actually do want more people to talk to me because I feel like no one's talking to me. Does anyone like me? You give a bit of a standoffish vibe. I thought it'd be so funny to ask if people like me. Do you like me? I've got to take a shit soon. You're welcome to come in for a chat

if you want. I don't trust you out here by yourself. Dada? I call you my daddy anyway. Dada? Oh, no. He's such a father figure. Tommy's always been a hero.

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Brett Blake and Nick Capa. There we go. Get it up. Yeah. No. Okay, so while they're working the mics out, let's go through the outfits. Hello.

Hello. Let's go through the outfits. Let's do a bit of fashions on the field. Kappa's got Oakley sunnies and a fluoro T-shirt that says six-pack coming soon. First of all, I've got to say, Kappa was so disappointed when he saw what Gareth was wearing. He clearly thought he was going to be the one with the wacky eyes.

Nick, we are one and the same. Shut up, Becky, all right? The guy with the mango tree should have finished the job. I know, I agree. I was pretty disappointed when someone looked more fucked than me. Kappa walks to this gig with his shirt off and he's like, I'll just find a shirt on the way. I was like, oh, really?

You've backed yourself into a corner like, yeah, I maybe want a shirt. I don't know. Man, he landed the other night without a room to stay in. He got here at 10.30 at night and didn't have anywhere to stay. I've been staying with him for fucking three days now. Day one, we walk into his room and he puts all his stuff in the safe, closes the safe, and I was like, mate, do you even know what the code is? He's like, fuck.

And then we had to ring reception. She's like, oh, yeah, and then she had to unlock the pin. I was like, you fucking idiot. He nearly lost that gum. Yeah, those moths are having a hard time in the safe. A lot more dollars in there. Two condoms and a dollar. All right, sir.

He's already lost his bank card in Singapore. He just left it in the ATM and he goes, oh, I might have to borrow some money off you. I was like, yes, again, I'm aware. Right? And then he goes, I'm not doing any more fucking stupid stuff on this trip. I've just got my life together. I'm not going to do anything more dumb and forget shit.

And then he leaves my room room comes back in five minutes time he's like is my room key here mate I was like yes you fuckwits you left it in the ATM so when it says six pack coming soon that's genuinely like you can't afford a six pack yeah when he gets a hundred baht out of the safe

it'll be here I left the key card in the ATM at Koh Samui. Because last year, when I got here, my key card expired while I was here. Anyway, so before this holiday, I checked the expiry date of my key card. And then I thought, wow, I've got money this time. My key card's not expired. Nick, travel of the year. Like, you have done it again, Kappa.

You are the king, right? And then get the money out of the ATM and then wake up in the morning. Oh, no, I don't have my card. So I thought, okay, I'll just walk to the airport. Man. What? Man. What?

Yeah, I just thought it's 30 minutes on Google, okay? It'll be a nice walk. I'll get to know Koh Samui. Big mistake. The roads really take a turn, and I walked 30 minutes, turned into about an hour. That's the easiest job of airport security when you see someone walking up the street.

You can see him coming. He'll be here in about an hour and a half, guys. We've got time to put off some red blocks. Get the gloves on now. He's coming. He's slowly moving up. He's sweating. So we won't need the vaseline he's sweating i finally finally paid some bloke to to give me a ride on the back of a scooter and then back you mean back home again like you gave

up on the airport no no i went to the airport oh you did go yeah i went there to get the the key card and i was like story's ratcheting up because he's taking the oakley sunglasses off yeah so you know he's serious. It's getting intense now. Yeah, alright. I've just got to make eye contact. You know what I mean? A mug like this

it makes the story better. It's all leading up to him sucking some guy's dick. You gotta do what you gotta do. These are my cum protectors. Yeah, go on the face. It's cool.

They wrap right around. You're not going to get me, pig guy. Can't get it twice. I didn't see that coming at all. So many puns. Anyway, I thought,

oh yeah, I'll get to the airport. God, this is embarrassing. I hope no dum-dum fans are here. And then I'm walking around the airport and I see about ten blokes like, hey, Kappa, how's it going, mate? I'm like, didn't you come in already? I'm like, yes. And I just ran.

I don't want to be a cunt, but you've also somehow got crumbs on your lap. And you've been sitting. You haven't eaten anything. It's actually sand. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah. Just dandruff. Just dropping out of the beard.

I haven't eaten anything yet. It's very strange. Yeah, it doesn't look like sand. I don't know. It's thick sand. It's really culminating around the dick. It really is just sort of... Yeah, Becky, stop checking it out.

I can look at it later when I've got to take a shit. Fuck! Hey, you said you wanted people to talk to you here. I think that's what's going to happen now. Yeah, everyone likes you a lot more since that story. Camera really high. Just podcast listeners coming up to you in the pool, tipping their fedora.

Fair maiden. Wouldst thou care to watch me defecate? My love, my bowels are moving again. If thou would appreciate another offering. fedora, fair maiden, wouldst thou care to watch me defecate? My love, my bowels are moving again. If thou would appreciate another offering. She starts singing Cats in the Cradle. Cats in the cradle, everyone knows how the song goes.

I still love this verse. The voice of an angel. But you got over the first night where you didn't have a home to stay Which is good But we did put you up In accommodation The Dum Dum Club paid for you guys To stay the rest of the week

So they're very generous of us Yeah it was a home So sweet Yeah It was a hotel called The Pleasure Haven And this is their key How fucking crook is that?

Whoa We It was my choice I got to choose. Oh, yeah, chuck the key on the ground. That won't backfire, given what we just heard. They're not going to open that safe again. So I didn't tell you until the morning you had to check in,

but I put you up in a place called the Pleasure Harbour Boutique slash adults only. Oh, my God. We rock up, and I was like Why is there a big hook on the roof? What? But I'm a rigging guy So I was like, dude, I am fucking loving this

You know what I mean? I can hoist some shit up later You thought it was going to be a bungee themed hotel or something? Yeah, maybe it's a bungee I open the drawer, there's like a fucking sex swing I was like, this is going to be the saddest wank ever Just me going, I'm alone like a fucking sex swing. I was like, this is going to be the saddest wank ever. Just me going, I'm alone.

God, I only lost it for one swing. And then when we get the reception, Kappa's like, we're not getting in the same room, are we? I was like, I don't think we are. I don't think we're separated. Kappa is essentially saying to the lady, just so you know, we're not gay. I was like, mate, I've got standards, alright.

I said, our friend has booked it for us. And she's like, yeah, whatever. Friends thought this would be funny. We're not here at Dayland to fuck each other. And then you wanted to check it out, but some other people did, so it was just ten dudes walking into my room and then we all come out smiling

five minutes later. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Show me the photos you took. So you've each got a room. You've each got a sex swing hanging from the ceiling. And you've each got this dodgy sort of movie book, couple of books there where you open them up and they've just got whips and

chains and shit in them, right? Yeah, whips, chains, like the handcuffs. Oh, fuck, there's so much crooks here. One of the books was like a Hans Christian Andersen book and I was like, fuck it, this isn't sexy, like Hans Christian Andersen. Like, what's going on here? Like, it doesn't give you a boner at all. And then I opened up the book, I was like, holy shit, like handcuffs and shit in it.

It was so, I looked at the swing and it all looked like a bunch of straps and stuff and then Brady goes, oh yeah, here you go, this is the way you do it. Just climbs, like opens it up, jumps straight into it and goes I wonder how they put this in, like structural integrity, you must be crazy. Well, you know the rigging's good, we got Nick Carter jump on it

and there was no creaking, so it's fine. It's like you're in Thailand, you've had let's say four curries that day, 12 beers, and then you're swinging around. Let's get some inertia going, yeah. Yeah, don't touch the walls of that hotel. I haven't been in to see your room yet because I think it might be a bit hard for me

because my parents used to keep me in the room when they were using their sex swing because they didn't trust me by myself. Let's the boy watch. He's got to learn somehow. He might look a battery if we leave him out in the living room. So I put you up there the other night and you've got one night left. So you've got your room tonight, your room's tonight,

so you still have the chance to go out there and meet a lovely lady somewhere in Chewing and bring them back to your little sex swing. Yeah, it's cool. That's the best opening line ever. Why are all the ladies leaving the gig now? And running. One of them's visibly jumping into the ocean.

All two of them have stampeded out. Hey, look, I'm not the most attractive, successful guy, but I do have a sex swing. Yeah, cool. All right. And a six-pack coming. A six-pack coming. Look, I'm not the most attractive, successful guy But I do have a sex swing Yeah, cool, alright And a six pack coming It's the closest you'll ever get to fucking on a slide Hey, is that the sound of the ocean?

Yeah Yes So there's a bar downstairs as well, isn't there? There's like a bar open to the public't there There's like a bar open to the public Yeah there's like a bar Glory Hall The bar it's great There was one guy like I came out in the morning

Just hung over his shit and just gave me the cheesiest wink Like We're in this together bro And you look like you'd be in a sex hotel as well Yeah Oh yeah and you don't Honestly They threw you together

Deflecting Yeah we look like we fuck Please people in glass sex houses Yeah I'm sick of people judging me Just because I've got a fucking mullet by the way Does not mean I'm a fucking pest right Honestly you've got the mullet

But he looks like the bigger pest right here Is there really a Gloria hop? No, not that I saw. I drilled one in, I got bored. Make your own. How about we just be hoping that someone's pushing free meals through? That'll fit a hot dog. It's the same hot dog coming in and out.

And I can't bite through it, but boy can I suck it. I tried putting it in my buns, but... I'll close my eyes, but you're going to have to operate on the honour system here. It's true, there's mustard inside, but it's a weird colour. I got in the Uber here, speaking of people judging me. I go to the guy, I was like... You got an Uber in Koh Samui? No, no, to the airport on the way here.

That's a plane. Yes. And then I get in the Uber, and the guy that's a plane yes and then get in the Uber and the guy I was like he's like hey man where you off to

I was like oh man I'm going to spend some time in Thailand should be really good and then he just starts listing places

to get blow jobs he's like man you will love this I was like I'm not a sex pest fuck but while you were telling me about this, you got

an absolutely great recommendation. So I have a friend who, let's just say, is very like your uncle. Right? And I go, hey man, I'm just going to Thailand. You live in Laos. You come here

often. I was like, man, can you give us some places to check out? And I was like, cool. And then the us some places to check out and I was like, cool and then the first two were dentists because I need to get my tooth fixed and then the next one was, it just said Dr Blowjobs and I was like is that a dentist? and then I googled it and it's just a place where you go to get

sucked off I was like, man, read the no, I don't want a part of this fuck it's weird man, read the... No, I don't want a part of this. Fuck. It's weird, man. It's almost like you look lonely. That's from someone who walked to the airport. Sorry, we just got distracted by whatever the fuck is going on.

Yeah, someone's angle grinding out the back. They're seeing a branch in. We're underneath a cicada tree, which is very handy. I thought someone was angle grinding. Oh, man. If there's anything worse than crickets, it's cicadas. That's second to the ocean. 16 years or so.

Oh, new insects ruining my career. I want to say this about you, Cap. I did a gig with you a couple of weeks ago. Can you not talk over? Have you guys mic'd them up? They've got a better mic than Gareth did at the start. They're funnier too. Well, they're better dressed.

Hopefully that's a mango tree they're in and they get shot soon. I think the cicadas are saying something fucked is in my habitat. Get it out. We're doing a stand-up. We're doing the official Koh Samui International Comedy Gala In a couple of days So we're all performing At that doing

Whoa alright Jesus Christ They're big fans of the gala Yeah See you guys there soon Yeah So we'll all be doing Our spots there

Now here's a bit of a preview Into the comedic mind Of Nick Capper coming up Last time I did a gig with you I was backstage And I walked in backstage And there was you And great friend of the show And great comedian, Celia Piccola,

and I saw the inside the minds of you two. Now, I saw Celia frantically scribbling notes, memorising stuff, and I saw Nick Capper throwing a huge tennis ball up and down to himself. The way you prepare for a gig. Yeah, well, Celia's got her ways, but we've got to say it hasn't taken her that far or anything. To be fair, he's still on the tennis ball. You booked the gig.

Did you have him on as opening service or not? No. I feel like Milan's somehow been involved just recently. There are shots and drinks being delivered to the stage. And Milan's not even here. He's over there. I can see him. We've got enough shots.

Is this the official opening ceremony of the World Cup? Oh, Jesus. Wow. There's nothing an audience likes better after travelling nine hours to get here and thousands of dollars to see the people they paid the money to get free drinks. You're welcome for this spectacle.

To content. Hey, guys, thanks the people they paid the money to get free drinks. So you're welcome for this spectacle. All right. Are you ready? To content. To content, yeah. Hey, guys, thanks for coming to the festival. To you guys. Yay. Oh. Oh.

Oh, shit. That was strong. Anyway, so, Kappa and Blakey, tell us about your hotel. Oh, my God. That was the worst shot I've ever had. That was pretty good. You should have had one before. It was hot.

Oh, man. Oh, man. That really took the hair off my chest. That really took the crumbs off your pants. Really took the sand off my crotch. That really took the shit out of Becky's dad's ass Is that like the uncle? Man, so my big regret is I booked you guys into the Pleasure Hotel

After I booked you in Also, how are you aware of the Pleasure Hotel anyway? Once again, I'm not here for anything crook But anyway, I've stayed at the Pleasure Hotel before. It's quite nice. No, I've never stayed. I actually think the lady said you're Carl's friends, right? And she goes, yeah, he always loses his room key.

And this is the Chandler's key. I wonder where it is. No, yeah, so I booked you in. Your ATM card gets you into the room. Whatever card you want to put in will work. Same with the ATM. Man, I fucked up because I put you in whatever put in will work. Same with the ATM. Man, I fucked up because I put you in whatever rooms you were in. I didn't know this was available.

There is a room available in the hotel called Sweet 69. Oh, fuck yeah. It's not too late to change it. Yeah. You know how people have been on Patreon, giving us money to go out for dinner, and that's the Patreon episode? Yeah. Someone's got to get us a night in Sweet 69

and we'll do a Patreon episode. And here is the description of Sweet 69. Is there two swings just going over each other? Someone's like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. And if you go to the buffet, there's breakfast, lunch and dinner for two. It's the smallest human centipede. I saw the saddest lady I've ever seen in my life and she was one of the room cleaners

and I was like, you've seen everything. She just had an acid hose. Fresh cum rack, sir? No, no, we're good. Saw me walk out of it and she's like, light this one up. Light it up. Welcome to CSI Samoa. Do you need us to unclog any drains? No, no, we're good. We're fine.

Okay, let us know. We do everything here. So, the simple description for Sweet 69 is, think mood music, candles, and adventurous surprises. So, it's not too late. Maybe I'll try and upgrade you guys tonight.

Sweet 69. Adventurous surprises? Is that someone riding a dirt bike up your arse? I'm in. Extreme rooting. If you actually committed to the bit, you would have just done that tonight. Yeah, you'd call them on. You should have done it,

like booked it tonight and revealed it on the podcast. Well, I only just... I'm giving you some constructive feedback. All right, all right. Live. Next time I trick my friends into staying in a sex hotel in Southeast Asia,

I'll take your advice on board. It's just a Skype video of Becky's dad taking a shit. That's enough. I think that's officially too many callbacks. It's worn people out. Yeah, I know. The callbacks are tiring. Everyone's like, get a new thing.

No, that wasn't a joke. Like, I would jerk off to that. Yeah, I wasn't trying to be funny. Cappy, you'll be exactly that kind of dad before you've even got a kid. I reckon the weirdest thing would be if you had sex with Capper and he actually just liked a missionary.

Oh, I do. Yeah, I'm a classic guy, you know. It's simple. You're on your back. Go with the hats. It's easy. I like it. Someone's told me about

Like people dick fuck now So they stretch It was me telling you They stretch their dick hole Wait Go again Sorry People stretch out their dick holes

Sorry start again Yeah let's all Go from the top People will stretch out their dick hole People stretch out their dick holes So they can be fucked in the dick hole They bore it out I do a podcast

That we investigate these Weird fetishes. If the cicadas could shut up for the cultural exchange that's happening. No, no, no, I'm with the cicadas. But yeah, they have different levels of glass tubes and they slowly stretch it out to the point where... Anyway, it's gross. That's where a dick can go in a dick.

I feel like you've outgrossed where you're staying tonight. Yeah. So a dick inside another dick. Yeah. I'm with you guys. No, no, no. Let's take our hat off to science when it works. A few people disappearing off to their rooms going,

let's try this shit out. Who else is walking past? Honey, did you bring the thermometer? Let's give it a whirl. Let's start the stretching. What happened to just having a few drinks and falling asleep? What happened to having a couple of beers and going to the sex swing at the pleasure chest where you live with your best friend?

I know. I think you don't have enough going on in your life if you need to do that. If you've got enough going on in your life, missionary's just good. You know what I mean? Like doggy on Saturdays. Get in, get out. Get in, get out, listen to an episode of the Dum Dum. That's fine.

Hey, why not do both? The ones. Yeah. I have it on while I fuck. It's the only way I can calm. That's my fetish. We've been sent messages

by people that do listen to it as they fuck off. No. No shit. That was me that sent you that to the fan.

Oh, that's right. No offence, Carl, but they're probably in the audience. Your fans don't fuck. They were in the audience. I love missionary. You're just saying that so they go, I'll prove you wrong.

Where's this fucking sex hotel tonight, Brady? Okay, yeah. That's the thing as well. To have the room, great. Good step. To get the sex, that's a big problem. You know what I mean? You can have the room great good step to get the sex that's a big problem like you know what I mean like you can have

you can have the sweet 69 you're like well I've got all the stuff here I don't know it might be the purest real world example of putting the cart

before the horse yeah putting the cum before the horse yeah definitely because if you walk out of a normal hotel

and you didn't have sex it's like no big deal if you walk out of a room specifically designed for intercourse and you haven't have sex, it's like no big deal. If you walk out of a room specifically designed for intercourse and you haven't done anything, that's fucking pretty pathetic, guys. But also if you take them to Suite 69, you're like, how about missionary?

Every time I go home... What, are you crazy? Every time I go home... You lay on your back and I'll fuck you on the back. No, that's... To be fair, that's Suite 11, so yeah. Something about this room is making me feel like a bit of ass to mouth You know what I'm saying?

You got a cicada on your back Tommy What's happening? A big boy Let me get a picture of it before you freak out Yeah, yeah, yeah Should I try and show the audience? Everybody calm down This is the worst content

Looking at something that's happening on someone's back You got it? Oh my god I'll turn around, get a photo. I'll turn around Yeah, keep it on it looks good I Look like a really poor pirate. Where is it? Can people say it? Yeah. Oh, he's just shitting He doesn't have an armband. Get him out. I can feel it.

Yuck. I heard they detect cancer. He actually looked like Tommy on his mum's purse. That was the best call of the night. That was's purse. That was the best call of the night. That was the best. Oh, man, I think someone's coming back. So if that doesn't get you some action in Sweet 69, then nothing will.

Say the cicada line again. If you pick up because of that call, that's the first time anyone's ever been wingmaned by a cicada. What a hound. Get the cicada back. I need help. I'm closing. Where's the cicada?

Get the cicada in a swing. People at home listen to this going, oh, I wonder if I should have gone to Samui. I kind of regret not going. And then they're just listening to people freak out over someone with a bug on them. I'm like, nah,, probably made the right call. He had a face. Do you know what is the most pathetic thing about the sex hotel room,

besides not getting sex in it? I didn't even stay in it last night because I got too drunk and a couple of fans of the show said, you can just walk into, like, you can stay in my room and they stayed in another room. What? And I'm like, yeah, I didn't even sleep in there. In the sex hotel. Oh. I know. I know. So. Two

people were like sleeping here. That would make me funny but now it is really just pathetic, isn't it? You said it was going to be a pathetic story and you were not wrong. It's weird. I'm quite prophetic in that way sometimes. It's like I can see things going bad. So they went and booked a separate room for themselves?

No, no, they went and stayed in another room. Sure. Someone else's room. Right. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? This is how sauce starts. There's holes in this story.

Yeah, yeah. Glory holes. That's the story. Meg, the greatest fan ever, she said you can stay in my room and then she went and stayed in Jackie's room and

she's like, can I come back into my room? I feel like you really shouldn't be naming people in a story like this. Don't say their

names. Fuck off. Shout out to the best. Yeah, you gotta shout. Shout out. Very nice.

Fuck, I hope you got the sheets changed in the morning. Fucking hell. I hope you had the sex swing turned on Acid wash that Lucky I had the sex swing with me Where's your hook?

There's only a bit of a hook in here How am I going to hang this shit? It doesn't work as good when you hang it off a widescreen screen no no but thank you very much yeah that was that was very nice thank you great fans great fans I don't know if you can call them fans when they're I mean you're you are you're their fans at that point you owe them more than they they're not your fans that's it Kat is there going wow these girls love me it's like than they... They're not your fans. That's it. Kat is there going, wow, these girls love me. It's like, no, they think you're fucking pathetic and they need... You need help.

It's like my dad's shitting and I'm in there and he's like, big fan, big fan. You know when you walk past and give five bucks to a homeless person? You're not a fan of them. Yeah, but still, you know, like... I love your work. They obviously came here because of me. Not any of you guys.

Like, who would fly to Thailand for this? Fly to see Nick Happer. Yeah. I love how you met that guy at the airport and you're like, oh, this is going to be exciting, he's a fan of the show. And then he started hanging out with you for more than two minutes and you bought $30 of dried meat at the airport, then lost his jumper and then was confused about something else

and even that guy was like, I'm just going to go. Yeah, yeah. He just left. Matthew, he was like, hey, Cabba, how's it going, mate? Were you on this flight? And I was like, yeah. And then after, like, saying, oh, I don't know where I'm staying and I bought travel insurance over the phone like at the airport

and he's like You paid like $300 as well. You're such a dipshit. And then You paid more money than it cost to walk to the airport to get there. And then I could see after leaving my jumper behind

and he was pointing at me he's like because I went to the toilet on the plane and I just left my jumper hanging up and I was like don't forget your jumper Nick. And I forgot it. You left it hanging up. You left it hanging up in the toilet on the plane and I just left my jumper hanging up and I was like don't forget your jumper Nick and I forgot it wait

you left it hanging up you left it hanging up in the toilet on the plane no no I didn't want to take my jumper into the toilet because it was pink and I didn't want to get

like brown I didn't want wait wait what's happening in the toilet what are you doing in there you're supposed to shit in the bowl

not the wall well you know how I get I put it on my shirts I'm not a fan of toilet paper. I only use my jumper. Aeroplanes probably don't think to put toilet paper in there, so I guess I'm going to have to use my jumper. Or hangers.

You've seen airplane toilets. People have a field day in there. They piss everywhere. They leave their sweaters up. It's a nightmare. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't want to risk a pink jumper in there. It's like a dry cleaner at the end of the flight.

You're like, Jesus. So what, you've got... So what, you left your jumper hanging where? I just left it hanging on, like, one of those emergency seats next to the door. What? The jumper will save them. And then...

And then I sat back down, and he starts waving at me. I'm like, yeah, all right, you're on a play with Nick Happer. All right. Fucking hell. All right, settle down. All right, don't get too excited. You've still got eight hours of me. And then he starts pointing to the jumper.

I'm like, oh, thanks, man. And then that's when I saw that he knew that Nick Capper was just a man. Not the enigma that he thought. Not Nick Capper was just a man. Not the enigma that he thought. Not Nick Capper FIFO comedian. There's an acoustic guitar. Yeah, I think Jack Johnson's getting ready to do his podcast behind us. The cicadas, they've got instruments. They hired a band just then.

Like, man, there's some guys saying cunt loudly. How do we muffle this shit out? Can we pay them to play our theme music to finish the episode? Is that possible? Tommy's got it. Don't go closer to the cicada tree. Take the wireless one, that doesn't work.

They're like, it's not stopping them, get the electric. It's just a guy sound checking. That's the only guy I've told me could beat up A guy with an acoustic guitar Nah I reckon he'd Fucking flog him

Duke K. Sand come Do Oasis' Wonderwall I want to feel something It is a good song Hey um You know We should probably Wrap this podcast up

Oh okay Someone's got somewhere to go a good song. Hey, you know, we should probably wrap this podcast up. Oh, okay. Someone's got somewhere to go. A little pleasure hotel, maybe. Well, well, well. I'm in room. Can't remember. Alright, yeah, yeah, now it is time. It's time to wrap it up. Folks, that is it for the first episode live from the

Coastal Mui International Podcast Festival. Big round of applause for Brett Blake, Nick Capa, Becky Lucas, Gareth Reynolds. Thank you very much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you, mates.

Oh, and they've done it again. You're not wrong. Well, the first live podcast from the Coast of Mui International Podcast Festival of 2018. Very successful start, heaps of fun. Yeah, very fun episode. Thanks to everyone who came along, who's currently at the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival. And here we are to break it down on another edition of Talking Dum Dum,

and we have a special guest with us today, Dilruk Jai Singer. Hello friends, this is nice to be here in Tommy's hotel room after having watched the episode from the beach itself. It was really, really fun. I was worried about the sound because it felt really windy and the cicadas were going absolutely off where me and Noxy were sitting and watching from. Because you guys had like a VIP section. Yeah, yeah.

The way the beach was set up, it was like everyone's on the sand, everyone's in deck chairs, everyone whatever. And there was this weird sort of VIP section where the people who weren't on were just lined up. Yeah, me, Noxy, Milan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were just sort of on the side of the stage. Yeah, the cicadas sounded really loud.

But it turns out it was fine on the audio? I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good fun. I was wondering as well if people were, the visual gags were really great, especially with Gareth wearing the American... Star flag. Star and stripe.

Was it a blazer slash shorts? Yeah, blazer and shorts. Amazing. And he had the sleeves rolled up on the blazer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So he turned up to the resort wearing it and so that gets a big reaction when, you know,

because all the listeners are just there. Yes. Everyone's like, like look at this and then the joke was him wearing it to walk out at the podcast but everyone's already seen it yeah yeah yeah exactly stepped on his own job there's no backstage on the beach yes well yeah brady blake he had a i love bali shirt that he had covered up during the whole and then just took it off yeah as he got on stage so gareth can learn a thing or two from Brett Blake. Wow. Learning a lesson from Brett Blake.

Now that's something. Yeah, Brett turned up wearing two t-shirts and I went, I bet the one underneath is something fucked. It was very hot that day.

I'm like, I can see what's going on here. It wasn't too bad. He wore some more rank shirts last year I felt like. I mean, off the pod.

Yeah. There were some pretty bad ones but this time was just I Love Bali which I guess is Carl's shirt. Was that your one that you got given? Very offensive. Offensive to my people. Offensive to one person here but yeah.

So this is the last day of Koso Mui before you head off to Koh Pen Yang. Are you saying Koh Pen Yang correct by the way you say it? Yeah I know it's annoying me that he keeps saying Fen Ang. How do you say it? Pa. Pa. Pa. Pa.

Yeah. So even pad thai is actually correctly spelled P-H. Yeah, okay. Pad thai. Okay. All right. He's back. Who gives a fuck?

Who cares? Who cares? My people. It's offensive to his culture. It's just some little island. Who gives a fuck? Oh, Jesus. Oh, here it is.

When this comes out, you'll be flying. I think I'm generally a pretty good traveller, but I think I'm going to invoke my one usage of being a piece of shit Australian overseas. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah. Just an island.

Just an island on the other side of the world. Who cares how you say it? Well, I was in the school. You know those little... I'm going there. I'm spending money. I'll pronounce it however the fuck I want. The truck taxi that's that.

It's like a ute that you sit at the back of and it's cheaper. It's pronounced ute, but anyway. You fucking dog. And I thought when you need to get off, you just bang on the door at the back of the ute. Turns out there's a whole button above me the entire time. And I was like, this culture is backward. You've got to bang on the door.

It's like, no, no, we have a bell. You're a fucking idiot. I will say when I listen to the Dollop talk about this on their show and Dave would pronounce it as Koh Samui. It fucking drove me insane. So now you know how Carl feels now when you say Fanang.

Or when you guys say Bali instead of Bali, which is how it's pronounced. Or you say dickhead instead of Sri Lankans. Very bad of you. Let's get out of here. That is a great out that every improv act should have. Let's get out of here.

Let's bang on the side of the bus or whatever. Yeah, hey, so thanks to everyone who made it over here to Koh Samui. A lot of people for the second time, a lot of people for the first time. It's a, it's been huge and people have been so happy and a lot of people have been coming up to me saying thanks and, and, um, you know, are you going to do it again? I'd come back again, whatever it is. Um, I'll tell you what, unlike last year, I was like, you know, we did it and it was great, but it was a bit of a one-off as if people want to come back.

Somehow we did it again, done it again. Well and truly. Bigger and better. A lot of people have said to me, oh, you know, next year, next year. And that's actually annoyed me because it's mostly people that couldn't make it this year. And they're like, oh, just come next year. We never fucking said there's a next year. Yeah.

Don't be, you know, just get your shit together and come this year. Yeah, you don't want to reward that kind of behaviour of like, I'll just wait this one out and they can work around my schedule. Especially last year when people were like, oh, we can make it next year, next year, next year. And the day we announced the dates, they go, can't make it. When's the next year one? What if I'm Adelaide?

Fuck you. Man, honestly, I had two people like that. Anyway, but having said that. So how are you feeling now, four days or five days into the festival? Yeah, man, I think last night won me over. I think like people kept asking, and I was like, I was, you know, just took a step back and had a look at everything and went, fuck, you know, I'd actually really like to do another one.

I'd like to do 2019. But we'll look into it. Well, no one's surprised that you would like to come back to Thailand. But in terms of the podcast festival. But I'm very, like I said, you know, last year was great, but I didn't think people would want to do it again. Well, I was sort of being, I thought I was talking to you about it yesterday, feeling positive, going, surely a bit of the infrastructure

and all the stuff you need for the festival is a bit more laid out now? Oh, totally. Like, the guys here at Ozo have really looked after us this time, and, you know, the episode. They've done it for the first time. Yeah, well, they've done it for the second time. They've done it again. The show on the beach that you just heard,

like if you go on the social medias and check out the set up, like it looked fucking awesome. Yeah, it was so good. Like people are like saying, oh, you guys are in danger of looking professional here. Like this looks fucking awesome. Well, it's insane. Like honestly, I was sitting back there and I think it was,

even when I did the second episode, I was just like, oh man, this is fucking cool. Well, spoilers. when I did the second episode, I was just like, oh, man, this is fucking cool. Well, spoilers. Because to be honest, people – We haven't revealed that you're on any episodes yet. Spoilers.

People probably believe that Dil's just flown himself over just to watch the show. Just to be on Talking Dunder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's the only reason I'm here. Just to hang out in your – No one would want to let me out of Tommy's hotel room. Yeah.

Like I have to stay here. Yeah, you've scored a free water out of it. Yeah, not even. There's a sort of water that I couldn't open. I tried to open with my teeth and I was like, well, if there's a damaged chair, then it's going to be quite hard to find it. Not covered by your travel insurance. I actually didn't get any, I think.

Oh, nice. Naughty. Well, we did a lot of ads to use the travel insurance and you didn't listen to them. You fucked it. What? On a podcast? On a ship station. I don't listen to podcasts.

No, I'm kidding. I'm the biggest fan. But yeah, it's been great. Definitely would be, yeah, I mean, yeah, if we can pull it off again, why wouldn't, I mean, yeah, we, look, we really are talking about this way too, we are making a rod for our own backs here, talking about this way too early, but yeah, good to, I guess good to build the hype, good to build the interest. Yeah.

I would like to think that next year would be probably bigger again. Hit them up, say who's in. good to build the interest I would like to think that next year would be probably bigger again hit him up say who's in well yeah yeah I need to talk to Ozo yet or you know talk about

if we're going to come back to Ozo or whatever we're going to do can I make a pitch for a second podcast like maybe Fitbit okay maybe not I think the two hosts

will be dead by then so yeah one one kill the other one. One of you anorexia and one of you gout. What is gout? We use it a lot. I know.

It's just some sort of fat thing. It just sounds fun. Gout. It's a good word. I would like to keep doing this festival until I work out a way to do it where I can have fun and not be driven insane by the amount of shit that we have to do. To be able to like compartmentalize my life while I'm here because I'm very bad at that.

Sell the franchise to someone to run the thing. They're now in charge of Kusumi Podfest and you just get given a fee or whatever so that you just come in, you start riffing, which is what you do best. Yeah. And then you go home. Let's go public. Let's put this thing on the stock market. Let's go public. Well, every year it feels like you're rolling the dice a bit in terms of, like last year we were very scared.

Oh, what's going to happen? Is the people going to go crazy? And it's always been super lovely and nice. Yeah. It's like, are you going to tempt fate for the third time going, is this the one? Is this when we get locked up? Well, look, there's only one way

to find out. 2019, baby. We'll keep talking about it. But yeah, heaps of fun. We've had a ball here and everyone's been extremely positive. No complaints. It's been great. We'll talk about this more next week. So we threw a party on the beach

at Mama Ninja's Ninja Crabes. Our pop-up bar. We finally did the bar that we've been talking about for ages. Planet Westgate. Planet Westgate. Not to get too ahead of ourselves because we do talk about that in the episode that people will hear next week. I wonder who was on that episode.

Yeah, I forget. Some losers. When we were there, the number of listeners that were there hanging out that then all just like of their own volition started pitching in to help run the thing and people were going around and picking up rubbish at the end of the night and moving tables back. That was really cool to see. Listeners going and having a good time but also going,

yeah, let's not take the piss. Let's help out. There's a bit of work to be done. We'll all chip in. Absolute champions on this trip. It's been really nice. And like I think I mentioned, there seems to be like genuine friendships

being made and you can see these people will be pals for life and it's pretty fucking cool. I think it's driven you and me further apart. I like you less from being here, but, you know, happy to take that. I'm less of a friend, more of a fan now. I was actually wearing on the flight from Melbourne to Samui, I was wearing my All Right Mate,

we have all got stuff going on shirt. And as I was walking down the street twice, two of these vendors just go, All right, mate, nice T-shirt, all right, mate. I saw one of the vendors wearing these wristbands that you have, the Kosovo Movie Podcast Festival. So someone... Oh, yeah, someone gave one of the suit salesmen or whatever a wristband.

That rules. Oh, man. I love my favorite suit salesmen or whatever a wristband. That rules. Oh man, I love my favourite suit salesman is the guy who's got the spot on Aussie accent. Oh, they've all got it. But this guy nails it. This Indian dude who's just like, just switches into the Aussie accent so brilliantly. I think it was Nazeem. Nice. Alright, so

a part of what makes this possible is the money that comes in to us from Patreon, and we need to say a big thank you to everyone who continues to support the show. Very much appreciated by us here at the Little Dum Dum Club. If you want to chip in, if you want to support the show, you get some sweet rewards like bonus content, a magazine that we do, episodes, all that sort of stuff.

All the video that we've got to go out today and start filming for this thing. Yeah, the stuff we've been compiling over here. But more importantly, better than any of that, is the fact that you get your name read out and immortalised forever through the medium of podcasting and what could be better? And a lot of respect being put into it as well.

Yes. I was going to say, I was going to sponsor half of this thing by seeing if I can plug my Logies thing here. And by sponsor, you mean not give us anything? Just sort of take a T-shirt from you. That's how sponsors work. Just come in, take a free T-shirt, thank you for the sponsorship. Now, let's confer.

What's our offer? What about take us out for lunch after this? Yeah, I was going to do that anyway back in Melbourne. But I mean more like, because I definitely reckon that the reason the nomination even came through is because there were a couple of people on Dum Dum going, fucking let's get on board and voted. I'm like, yeah, thank you, first of all.

It's a prank is what you're trying to say. No, but then I was thinking, is there, if I can confer with you guys and try and get a sentence or something, if I do end up winning, that I say during my speech, and it's not going to be fuck up, can't you? Kill yourself, or any of the other great catchphrases from this podcast.

That's like saying, oh, I'll mention you, Naki, but we won't say just do it. Just do it. Kill yourself. Just kill yourself. You should get a logo that just goes, just kill yourself. That's your, you should get a logo that just goes, just kill yourself. Yeah.

Yeah. And no, it's like the swoosh, it's someone like jumping off the highest point of the switch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.

So you're going to make some sort of reference to us. That's what I was thinking. Right. If I can try and, well, I was going to do a shout out anyway to people who I wear off.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I won, for sure. But then I thought there's something, if we can do even more in Joki, that kind of... Like, CM8 seems to... It's too generic. Too generic, yeah.

Who are you up against? Some bachelorettes and stuff like that. Okay. I've got a very slim chance of winning because it's home and away always takes it out because their fans are the ones who usually vote. So, but on the off chance that I do, I was like, fuck, it'd be fun to try and sneak in a reference.

You should try and get on home and away. Has there ever been a brown person on home and away? Probably a delivery man or something. If they ever walked into a convenience store down at the beach. Is there a convenience store in Summer Bay? I don't think there is. Ice cream stands and stuff like that. Isn't it just Ray's Deli or whatever the fuck Summer Bay? I don't think there is. Well, yeah, it might be just ice cream stands and stuff like that.

Isn't it just Ray's Deli or whatever the fuck he runs? I don't know. I've never watched it. I mean, not Ray. What's his name? Alf. Alf. Same with Neighbours.

Neighbours is very white. It feels like those are like the last two shows left where they're not getting heat for having no diversity because they just exist in a bit of a vacuum and no one really cares. Diversity is the only reason we have you on. Yeah. Just to tick that box. You need one. We have Nazeem. Ronnie moved away, so we had to double your appearances.

Right, right. So what's his name? Tony, I think, has an Indian wife now. Oh, okay. Really? I think because – If you move away like Ronnie, does that mean maybe, Tommy, you have to get an Indian wife just to tick that box on this podcast? Oh, and I'm just talking about her on the show.

At the very least, I'm happy to make one up. I love that I'm replaced by an Indian wife. Not just another brown comedian or something. No, no, you have to get married now to an Indian. An off-mic Indian wife. She's not even on the show, just I'm talking about her. That reminds me, what's the latest with your neighbour? I was going to ask, yeah.

Yeah, Dirk Jones. Well, yeah, I mean, obviously I haven't seen him. I put him in charge of watering my plants while I'm away. Right. Oh, okay. You put a one-year-old in charge. A one-year-old baby in charge of watering my plants. Yeah, he's got a little...

How many plants do you have? 69, yes. And they're all Venus fly traps. I didn't know you had Venus fly traps. I didn't know you had such a garden. I didn't notice that. Yeah, 69 Venus fly traps out in my backyard. And they all place next to each other, one upside down

and next to each other? Don't be silly. Don't be outrageous. Sorry, sorry. Weird that you would know how many plants you have. That seems like a weird thing to count the plants in your garden. Well, I mean, how many beds do you have in your house? One. See, there you go. You know that.

How many couches do you have? I don't think that's comparable. How is it not, like, to not know the number of things in your house? I know the number of plants in my house. Zero. Yeah, see? Everyone knows it. Will you fly me over with that argument?

Yeah, exactly. I don't know what I was thinking. Why are you playing silly buggers? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, stop being absurd. Anyway, the one-year-old baby, Dilwook Jones, that lives next door to me, he's been watering my Venus fly traps while I've been gone.

All of them? All of them. All 69 of them. What's the update? That's the instruction that I get. Well, I don't know. See, this is the thing. I haven't got roaming on my phone over here, so I haven't been able to get any updates

from him. He's online as well, is he? No, no. I haven't been able... He can text me. Is he on the baby monitor? Yes. Yes. He can text me, is he? No, no, like I haven't had, like he's got my, he can text me. Is he on the baby monitor? Yes, yes. He can text me but he can't, he's not old enough to have an email address yet.

Is, now I've never met this baby. Is this baby Sri Lankan or? No. Yeah, what's the, do we know anything about her? No, it's a white baby. It's a white baby. So I still will need to get the Indian wife if you move overseas. It feels a little bit like cultural appropriation to name a white child Dilruch.

Sure, but don't have a crack at me. I didn't name him. His parents did. You were involved in the baptism and stuff. Yeah, but that's, you know, it's not on me. Do they not have a moment where if there's anyone who objects against this baby's baptism, speak now or forever, hold your penis, white trap.

Me banging on the window like in The Graduate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that we've talked so much about it, something's actually just struck me. The baby's got the same name as you, Dilruch. No, who? Which one? Like Jones.

Which baby? No, no, no. The baby we were talking about then, Dilruch Jones, the one-year-old baby that lives next door to Tommy. No, his name's Jai Singer. It's not the same name. No, I'm talking about the one-year-old baby.

My first name's Ishan. Oh, yeah, it is too. Yeah, what are you talking about? Okay. We were just baby. My first name's Ishan. Oh, yeah, it is too. Yeah. What are you talking about? Okay. We were just talking. We hadn't talked about anything else. Okay. Dilruch Jones, the one-year-old baby lives next door to Tommy.

Yes, I'm aware. Yep. Dilruch is the same name that you have. As my name? Yep. Yeah, I'm Dilruch. Dilruch. Yep.

Oh, the baby has the same name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, the one-year-old baby. Oh, shit. How do we? That's crazy. I wonder if there's a... This is like Da, my God. Yeah, the one-year-old baby. Oh, shit. How do we? That's crazy. This is like Da Vinci Code.

Wait, I still don't get it. Man. Do you want to pen and paper? Just listen. Listen. Yes. They've got both of these people. Which people?

The one-year-old baby. Yeah. Dilrub John is the one-year-old baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Dilrub, the guest that's just here right now, have got the same name, so I think it's pretty fucking clear that obviously Dilruch Jai Singha was named after the one-year-old baby that lives next door to you. Nosh.

That's pretty cool. That's a long stretch for the parents, though. Why? Well, I just think it's a coincidence. All right, I'm hungry. Let's read the names. Yeah, I want this free lunch. Vote for Dilruch Jones.

Very lucky. Oh, great. One-year-old baby. Yeah, yeah. Best new baby. All right, so... Have you bought the Patreon, what's it called, the name random? Yep.

The unplanned title, Alton. Oh, yeah, did you... By the way, I've got to... I was in customs, yeah, I've got to pay you back for half of the oversized baggage fees that you would have had to spend to get that thing over here. Exactly. So just let me know. How much was it? Please.

I believe it was some multiple of the number 69. 69 baht? Oh. No, because that's barely anything. So all right. that's barely anything. Alright, let's crack in. Yeah, don't be silly. Get that fucking money ready for lunch.

Thank you to Patreon subscriber Courtney Herman. Herman. Herman. As in H-E-R-R-M-A-N. Like her man. This is her man.

Her man, maybe. It feels a little bit German. It feels a little bit... Because the double R. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she over here with us? I don't believe so. She's a regular on the socials.

I know that. Okay. I feel like she's a recent adapter and one of those people that get into it and then go, I fucking love this. Oh, she might be. Is she the one who turned 18 midway during the listening

Yeah It's one of those things at the moment where waking up each morning and turning on Facebook and just seeing, we've got a lot of groups that are all kind of at the moment popping off at the same time We've got a group for being over here where people are organising plans, so there's like a billion notifications

every morning for that and then there's our regular aware group, which is generally pretty active. So my point is a lot of notifications from a lot of different people and it's hard at this point to discern who's in what group. Yeah, exactly. It's been an issue because last year there was about 80 people. So by the third day you kind of knew who was a listener

versus a regular tourist. But now what's a handy tip is just looking at their wrists and seeing if they have the wristbands. Yeah, because we've got these cool black wristbands for the festivals just so we know exactly what's going on. Commemorating the death of someone, the black wristband. We know last... Comedy.

Comedy, death of comedy. You know, last year the Facebook group was just alive with people having lost their sunnies around the pool. Yes. This year it's graduated to, it seems like someone's losing a phone, like three phones are getting lost over here a day. That's cool that no one's lost their sunnies though. Yeah.

What's it going to be if we do it next year? Oh guys, I've lost my laptop. It'll just be like each year the stuff that, oh guys, I bought my flat screen with me and I fucking lost it down on the beach. So Herman, that, what was that, the Munster? Was there a Herman Munster?

Yes. Did you ever watch the Munsters? Yes, I did. There was a weird phase when I was a kid where someone brought back the Adams family. And I remember even being in the paper. This is a fucking wild time where this would not be a news article now. I remember for some reason in the late 80s or early 90s, maybe early 90s,

they put The Addams Family on TV at like 4.30 in the afternoon. Right. And it started rating better than anything in primetime. I was like, how the fuck does this work? I don't know. It started going crazy and everyone was watching the Adams, like a shit old sitcom that I watched when it was on. Good theme song though.

Yeah. But in the middle of the day it was like insane and then like someone dug up the monsters as well. It's like, oh, people just like shit old black and white monster TV shows or whatever. So, yeah, fun fact there. I never got into the Addams Family. Although, whenever I shave my head, which I do once every two years,

I go scalping, I look like Uncle Fester. Right. Yeah, and I don't know. I liked it because of the big eyebrows. Uncle Fester, fun fact. Here's a couple of fun facts about the Addams Family. Uncle Fester played a baby in one of the famous Charlie Chaplin movies. Oh, so he was a child actor?

Yes, not the same age as Uncle Fester. There was a reboot of the movie, Adam's Family, and I think it was the guy, Dr. Doc from Back to the Future, who played Uncle Fester in that one. And Christina Ricci was in there as a young child. Yes. Who then grew into a lovely young woman. Okay, here we go.

Okay, next name, please. Yeah, next name, please. Thanks, Courtney. Let's get out of here. Like, literally, Tommy, let's get the fuck out of here. While we're in Thailand and he's going on and on. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Madison Mamzer. Wow.

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No, Madison Avenue was where... You know what? First time I went to New York, I went to Madison Avenue because I always remember reading Mad magazines and that's where it came from. That was the address that they gave. Oh, is that right? Yeah, Madison Avenue.

So I went to the address. I didn't know that. I just thought it was like, mad. No, no know that. I just thought it was like, mad. No, no. What? I just thought it was a mad magazine. Like, they're mad. What are you talking about? What do you mean, Madison Avenue? Madison Avenue is a street

in New York, obviously. And inside of Mad Magazine, it would say where they were published or whatever it was. It said Madison Avenue. And as a really little kid, I was like, like that's cool they got a street named after them or whatever but right uh so i went to the address i found the address and i went to the address and just went oh where's mad and they were like dude this that that magazine hasn't been here for years were you in alabama all of a sudden so uh yeah they don't do it But yeah They ended up being Obviously Tommy

You went to Mad Max That's what I was going to say Yeah I have that story That I've told on the pod before About my dad Looking it up When we went to New York

When I was Thirteen or something He looked up Yeah where the address was And we went down there Because it had been On the Simpsons Where Bart and Homer

Turn up To the offices Was this the We beat Cancer tour? Yeah, it was. How long did you go away for? How long? I think it was like six weeks or something.

We went to America. So you came good and then you went on a big trip? Yeah. Me and my family, we went to... Well, Dad had wanted to do something like that for a while, like was thinking about it before I got sick and then got sick and then it was like we went to go. You've been pretty creepy if you did it while you were sick, going, okay, you stay here.

Mum and I are just going to go to Disneyland and make a movie. No, this is what he would have wanted, yeah. Yeah, we went over there to meet the lady who saved my life, my bone marrow donor. She lives in Boston. So we spent some time with her family, went to New York and we went to Hawaii and then we went over to the United

Kingdom. So did you have to get bone marrow shipped in from America? Yes. Wow. How does that get... They used shipping stations. Wow. Nice. They used the promo code D-U-M and that was the special gift, the gift of life. The promo code C-A-N.

Wow. Yeah, right. How does it get shipped over? Do you have like a tracking point where you can see where it is? Oh, it's in Serbia right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. What sort of container do you put bone marrow in?

How does that work? Is it like a sort of Tupperware? It's probably biohazard like one of those ones where they're like sealed shut and stuff. Look, I was pretty close to death at the point, so I wasn't reallyazard, like, you know. Oh, really? One of those ones where they, like, seal shut and stuff. Look, I was pretty close to death at the point, so I wasn't really being kept abreast of the process. It's like Uber Eats. You're looking at the car, the plane, and suddenly it's, like, stuck in one place,

and it's, whoa, it's moved right across. Oh, this cunt's doing another delivery. Fuck off, mate. He's checked to see what you've ordered, and, wow, I'm going to have a little bit of that. Yeah, he's ringing from out the front. Just knock on the door. It's got to be, bone marrow's got to be carry you've ordered and I'm going to have a little bit of that. Yeah, he's ringing from out the front. Just knock on the door. Bone marrow's got to be carry-on, doesn't it?

It's got to be carry-on. Yeah. I think you have to. There must be special areas in the plane to kind of keep stuff like that. There's got to be heaps of heart transplants and all. I mean, yeah, that's pretty crazy. I mean, so it's coming from Boston, so that's like... And it's not like you're collecting it at the baggage claim.

And if it's carry-on, did the bone marrow get its own seat? You're not sticking it in the back where the in-flight magazine is and then walking off and forgetting it. Yeah. And you're requesting it's like, I'll be damned if I'm getting the kind of bone marrow in me that's happy with a middle seat. Eye or window, I want it to be able to have a snooze against the window.

Bone marrow is a king in the air and a cunt in the... Going into a cunt on the ground. That is crazy though. I actually know nothing about how that all works. I should find out. Especially coming from Boston to Melbourne, that's like what? 20 hours of transit time just on flights alone?

It's six hours from East Coast to West Coast, I alone. So it's six hours from East Coast to West Coast, I think. And then it's like 13 hours LA to Melbourne. I wonder what your bone marrow watched on the plane. Jumanji. You should get all this info. You should get

to find out who your donor is. If you both want to make contact with each other, you get to. Which, by the way, did it get beef or chicken? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, like a lot of the people on this trip, they've done little side trips like in Singapore and they go to Vietnam. So like that, it must have had a little stopover along the way. Yeah, it had a layover in LAX.

Went out to In-N-Out Burger. Nice. A bit of that. Visited some cousins, bone marrows from India on the way as well. By the way, so when you have the transplant, you then – you can communicate with the donor back and forth, but it's all anonymous, so you're not allowed to, like, really reveal anything.

And then I think after a year of doing that, you get given the option, like, hey, do you both want to just, like, have each other's details? Wow. Because it goes through a proxy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then – so, yeah, if you both want to just like have each other's details because it goes through a proxy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, so yeah, if you both say yes, obviously you get put in touch. But like, fuck, imagine getting knocked back.

Imagine like after a year, you're writing to the person who saved your life and you're like, hey, I'd kind of like to, you know, have your details. And they're like, nah, no thanks. You sound like a bit of a cunt. I don't want anything more to do with you ever again. Can I imagine if it was the other way around though? You've saved someone's life and the person you saved goes, I don't want anything else to do with you ever again. Can I imagine if it was the other way around, though? You've saved someone's life and the person you save goes, I don't want anything else to do with you.

Yeah, yeah. Your bone marrow smells. I now have a Boston Southie accent that I didn't plan on. It's actually given me more cancer. Soz lol, I've got stuff to do. I've got to go to the Mad Magazine Museum. I got rid of the cancer, but this bone marrow had AIDS in it, so it's actually been a bit of a negative

on my life. By the way, you know what I haven't checked in on in a while, because this comes up on the show so much, I'm pretty sure she, or at the very least her husband, listened to this. Oh, wow. Yeah. I think he, like he, her husband every now and then on Twitter will like tweet me something from the show.

Do you want to give him a shout out in case anyone's after some bone marrow and wants to put in an order or anything like that? Because, I mean, you're doing fine. She's not like a fucking stud. All of a sudden she realizes, hey, there's money in this. Turns out I have this magical bone marrow. I thought she ran a marrow farm, that's all. Well, yeah, so I find that crazy that, like, you know, you can't,

like it's anonymous, like the contacting each other thing because I guess they want to protect against like if something – It just makes more people likely to then be donors if they know they can be protected behind anonymity. Yes, and I think it's like there's like a year or so period where it might not take. Like you're having to go in for check-ups so the body can kind of reject it.

And you can otherwise go, you fucking lied to me, your bone marrow is shit. Yeah, you gave my son shit bone marrow, you piece of shit. I'm shipping it back. Shipstation, using the code DUM. This is bone marrow. This isn't what I wanted. Now I'm erect all the time.

You sent a dick in a fucking vegetable. That's like a Paul Jennings short story. My life's been saved, but now my dick is permanently hard. Sure, I survived, but at what cost? It's like a Black Mirror episode. Yeah. No, you don't even survive, so you've

got bone marrow, so now you've got a hard dick, but you still get cancer, and they come to visit you to try and... It's like, oh man, I'm going to die, but you look particularly happy about it. I'm not sure what it is. we were going to try and save your life but you seem stoked about this what wish did you make thanks Madison

one of our best I think one of our best oh how do we get this is a classic how do we get from Madison Mims I love if you can have, like, one of your Dumb Dumb fans can find the weirdest threads. You know how you go from one name and then just...

Like the family tree of that name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the link. I would love to have my donor on this show someday, if it ever works out. Oh, really? I reckon that would be wild. I think she's done enough for you, don't you think?

At the very least... Then subjecting her to this as well. At the very least, get her in on a talking dump. Where do you get your bone marrows from? If we ever did an episode in America again, invite her in. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to go.

Are you still in contact with her? Yeah, I wanted to go see her last time. But she lives in Boston and we were in New York doing stuff. Right. And because we were on such a tight schedule doing shows and stuff. Yeah. Getting peaked. Getting pissed. Getting drunk with Milan, yeah.

Well, no, I mean, I wanted to duck away for a few days to go down to Boston, but then you would have just had to hang around and wait for me for five days before we went to LA. Right. And I got the impression that... Are you on a bone marrow, like a donor list or anything like that now? Is this like the gift you keep giving? Yeah.

Are you allowed to? I'm not allowed. I believe, I should check in on this, but last time I talked, I can't donate blood. Because you do a podcast? Yeah. Like we can't. We don't just multiply. Thanks, Madison.

All right, next up. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Tim Craig. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Got Craig. Is that what we say? Nice. Here's your favourite thing, double name. The double-oh. Got Craig. Is that what we say? Nice. Sick.

Here's your favourite thing. Double name. The double first name. Tim Craig. Tim Craig. I like it. Really? It's a good name.

Tim. I'm into it. You like every name. No, he doesn't like allegations. He doesn't like allegations. I don't like allegations. Yeah, yeah. I'm a big fan of the Peter Parker, Bruce Banner.

Double Ds. Yeah. All that stuff. Well, Dilrub, my third name is Diaz. So it's Dilrub Diaz. What? I have four names. Ishan, Dilrub, Diaz, Jai Singer.

Diaz? Yeah. Named after Cameron. No, it's spelled with an S. And in Sri Lanka we pronounce it Diaz. That's C-S. I didn't even hear it. That is so fucking dumb. I didn't hear it. Because it took me three seconds to realise what you were saying. Say it again. I didn't even hear it that is so fucking dumb

I didn't hear it because it took me three seconds to realise what you were saying say it again I didn't hear it he said his name is Diaz

I said look Cameron he goes I was spelt with an S I said that's Ciaz Ciaz mate no I yeah so I'm

that's good I can see why you laugh no it's so dumb that's why I'm angry at myself a lot no but I should have gone with an alliteration like name I'm angry at myself a lot no but I should have gone with an alliteration like name for stage

like Dilrub Diaz is I think a lot more roles of the time than Dilrub Jai singer so it's Dilrub Diaz Dilrub Diaz Dilrub Diaz Dilrub Fatass

Diaz yeah Diaz but yeah I love an alliteration you don't I don't know why you don't like it

like you should have gone Tommy Tassolo would have been so much better than Tommy Tassolo it does make you sound more like a stripper or a porn star or something yeah yeah my oh i was gonna say my uh ex-girlfriend um well i will say her name well i was gonna say the name which we sounded i heard you donated but her last name was fister fister f-i-s-t-e-ister. Wow. Is that what first caught your fancy about it? Yes.

Yes, absolutely. I go and ask girls what their last names are and then if it tickles my childhood... Rectum. Yeah. If it fist me, then yeah. You know what? If you had a girlfriend with that surname,

I'd be like, here it comes. I'm going to get the pressure for marriage pretty soon because who doesn't want to get rid of that fucking last name? The Fister name? It's unique though. You've got to hand it to them. Yeah, but unique. So is Mary Dick up my ass. I'm going to get the pressure for marriage pretty soon because who doesn't want to get rid of that fucking last name? The Fister name? It's unique, though. You've got to hand it to them. Yeah, but unique.

So has Mary Dick Up My Ass. So that doesn't make it good. Poor Mary. Like, what a life she's had, just walking around going, Dick Up My Ass. You meet her at a nightclub and she tells you the name and you go, oh, man, you want me to propose by the time we get home tonight. What if her first name's just as bad, though?

Like, if her name's like Anal Fister, she's like, sure, I get rid of Fista, but now I'm Anal Diaz. Anal Diaz. We're back. Like that. Sounds like that guy in the black eyed peas, Apple the App.

Anal the Ass. You need to change his name to App. Hmm? Apple the, what's his name? Yeah, what's his name? Apple the... Apple D something, right? Apple D App.

Oh, man. Who cares? Thanks, whoever that was. Thanks, Tim. Thanks, God, Tim. Thank you to Patreon subscribers, someone who's been brought up on this show before in a live episode.

We did something, look, you know. Oh. Anyway, here we go. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Nick Coots. Cootsy? Yeah. I don't remember Nick Coots being brought up. He was brought up. Anyway, here we go. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Nick Kootz. Kootzy? Yeah. I don't remember Nick Kootz being brought up. He was brought up.

He was ringing us on the episode that we did in Adelaide. Oh, with the voicemail? We heard his voicemail many times and he mentioned his dearly departed father on there. I was running around the Botanical gardens listening to that episode and i have to say i had to is your is your ipod fucking powered by exercise what do you mean i just i was running around listening to your podcast yeah yeah it makes it sound like you're on the land it's like i'm a dynamo it's like a generator yeah but i remember very distinctively having to stop and laugh at that,

at horrible, you know, in a weird way. It's like you're watching a little bit of a really morbid train wreck, but you can't stop enjoying it as well. Like you're just like, oh, this is great. They're going again. They're actually going again. It was wild being in the room for it. It was so good. I saw Pete Hellyer, who was a guest on that episode,

just before we left for Thailand. And I hadn't seen him since then. and he said it was good to see him. I was talking to him and I said, oh, thanks for doing that episode again. He was like, yeah. Look, I was going to say maybe you should probably edit that one pretty severely but, I mean, I guess it's your thing but I was like, yeah, that's probably a bit far.

Well, you know what? There's the difference between true success, someone who's on TV where he has to worry about millions of people watching and a podcast. I haven't watched the project in a while. They prank call people, don't they? Not prank call. I think they're just – I think it's just a new show, I believe.

Oh, okay. I wish someone worked on it. I think that Dumb Dumb episode is the reason why Cram wasn't renewed. I'm blaming the two of you. But what Pete doesn't know... That's the show that you were nominated for the Logies for. The one I nominated for the Logies. That and Utopia, yes.

But what Pete doesn't know is that we did see Cootsie. I think we saw him after the gig. I think he turned up late. Or I saw him the next day. He came to my solo show the next day. What do you have at the live episode? A funeral or something? A wedding.

A wedding, right. I think I gave him a bit of a heads up and kind of like feeling him out. And if it had seemed like he might not have been okay with it, then I probably would have had to chop it. Was he okay with it? Yeah. But he wasn't there at the live ep though.

He doesn't know the riffs off the back of it. Hey, let us know, Cootsie. How's the business going, first of all? Look, I think he cupped it sweet. I'm not going to say he's like jumping up and down going, this is the best thing ever. But he understands what he's listening to. And he's also a person that once donated,

I can't remember what the setup to this was, but he sent me money to say – no, he bought me a gift voucher to go and have dinner at an Indian restaurant. Oh, yeah. And I took you. Yeah, we went. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really good.

Remember, it was called All You Can Eat. Yeah. But they really narrowed it down to, okay, you can only have one naan at a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you finish that naan, we'll bring you a second naan. And it was like for a certain time limit or something. And the drinks was like Coke or water. That's it.

You can't like muck around. It was like, well, like we'll pay for it. They're like, ah, it confuses us. So you just have to have Coke or water. So despite all these complaints, we enjoyed it. It was really good. Really. Sorry, Cootsy.

Oh, that's really nice of Cootsy. Must be nice. Anyway. I have a dad, so who cares? At PJ Hellier. Suck on this one, Hellier. Look, you've got your bone marrow sponsor. We've got Nick Coots.

Yeah, fair. Yeah, we've got a bone marrow curry. Oh, I've just remembered, Coots sent me the gift voucher for the bone marrow. So what am I complaining for? Coots sounds like a nickname. You know, it's like someone's name is like Coot or whatever. You go, hey, Coots.

This bone marrow is fucking Coots, mate. That's what they said, the cancer one. Is it bone marrow, is it Coots? Oh, it's Coots as fuck. All right, Thanks, Nick. I hope all's well. How many are you doing today, by the way? Honestly, I'm getting messages we have to get out of here right now.

Why? Because I believe we've just hired some bikes. We're going to take off on some motorbikes. Oh, shit. So this might be the last episode you'd hear me on. Yeah. So I hope I won. If you die, you are sure to get the vote for best film.

Oh, really? A posthumous one. Yeah. It'll be Heath Led. If you die, you are sure to get the vote for best... Oh, really? A posthumous one? Yeah. It'll be Heath Ledger and then Dilrub Jais. Yeah, I mean, you've got the... What are you pointing at? You know what you've got going on, the whole... Like, you know, good looks?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Yeah, monobrow sometimes? Sure. That stuff? I don't notice that sort of stuff. Right. What do you...

You know... What? You know. You've got the same name as a baby. You've got the same name as a baby, so everyone always votes for that sort of stuff. Oh, fuck you! Yeah, look, I'll play. Oh, you know what?

Maybe I should just hit up the Sri Lankan government and say, hey, guys, look, you know Sri Lankan has won, as far as I know, has won a Logi before. Did Kamal ever win anything? He's the only other Sri Lankan I can think of. Yeah. Nazeem must have got something. For what?

Like he's been on, like, the tellies and stuff. Yeah, I don't think so. Anyway, yeah, so maybe I get the government involved. Why not? Go. Get India. My mum's Indian, so I'll get India involved as well. Yeah.

India. India. Yeah, right. Because I think anyone can vote. Oh, that's a good idea. Let's get the diversity card played. Please. That's why I'm on this podcast after all. Totally, totally, totally. Exactly.

Yep. Alright. One more. Did you say? Yep. Let's get on those bikes. Alright. Cool. Hit the button one more time. say yep fuck let's get on those bikes alright cool hit the button one more time wow okay this is surprisingly

appropriate we've actually been yeah well we've got we've actually got a local listener here

thank you to local to where where we are right now in Thailand did you not know where we were well I mean when you say local

like that people listening that could be anywhere yeah well we're in Thailand okay we're in Thailand. Oh, okay. I thought it was local in Thailand. Did you not know where we were? Well, I mean, when you say local, like people listening, that could be anywhere. Yeah. Oh, well, we're in Thailand. Okay, we're in Thailand. Local to us. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Dr. Wang's person. Awesome movie. Look, I'm not that into the description. Let him read the name and we'll find out. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Sawadee Comedy. Right, okay. Okay, right. Yep.

So Sawadee, that's Thai dialect? Yes. Yeah. I believe so, yep. Okay, right. Yep. So sawadee, that's Thai dialect? Yes. Yeah. I believe so, yep. Okay. Do you need me to look that up? Sawadee is hello, right? Yeah.

Yeah, so it's usually followed by ka, sawadee ka. No, if you're female, you say sawadee ka. If you're female, you say ka. Yes. You say sawadee kamadee. So this person's name is Hello Comedy. Yes. Right.

In Carman, right. That's cool. But interesting you say that. Sawadee car. That's being said to you by a female. And so do I not say sawadee car? You don't say car at the end. What do I say?

Sawadee Cody. I believe. Now, I don't know how to pronounce this. But you say Sawardi crap ah crap crap

yeah Sawardi crap yeah yeah right right Sawardi crap hello crap hello shit so is this now female or male

do we know whether it's Sawardi car comedy or Sawardi crap comedy well it just says Sawardi

Sawardi Sawardi comedy so that's very nice you should be saying Sawardi to them in return for this Patreon hello in return for this Patreon.

Hello. In return for the money. Hello. I don't want to be rude. I'm really grateful for this present. So, hello. Every time someone gives you something, just go, hello. Hello very much.

I really appreciate it. As the bone marrow just go, hello. Hello very much. I really appreciate it. As the bone marrow went in, hello. Hello. I just got some bone marrow. Hello. Hello. Hello, crap. Oh, man.

All right. Have you had Mr. Comedy on donating? Sorry? Has Mr. Comedy ever donated to the podcast? Who? Is there a Mr. ever donated to the podcast? Who? Is there a Mr Comedy? I'm assuming the dad of Saudi comedy. Would be a Mr, wouldn't he?

He was on the podcast a couple of weeks ago, the Sydney one. A lot of people donate all the time. It's hard to keep track. Yeah. Fair enough. I'm not great with names. Uru, that is it for another edition of Talking Dumb Dumb. Thank you to everyone

who chips in on Patreon hello to everyone who chips in on Patreon patreon.com slash little dumb dumb club

little dumb dumb club dot com if you want links to merch and past episodes all that kind of stuff hey hello for having me and hello for

letting me plug and hello for the Logies as well hello to you too. Yeah. That doesn't mean good luck now. I think it means everything.

I think it means anything you want it to mean. I think it could mean everything. That can be your secret. That would be so good if you win and you just walk up on the podium. Hello. No. No. Hello very much for this trophy.

All right. That's it. Fuck off. You win. Hello very No. No, hello very much for this trophy. All right, that's it. Fuck off. You win. Hello very much. I just love the idea of someone getting up here. Because they're going to think it's just like, oh, he hasn't learned English yet. Oh, that's so bad.

That's what you have to do. Hello. Hello very much. Fuck off. Hello very much. You have to say it. That's it. The winner is Dora Dreisinger. Hello very much. Hello very much. You have to say it. That's it. The winner is Dorit Dreisinger.

Hello very much. Hello very much. She's like a Borat character. And then you just have to follow it up. It is great honour to just go full. Fuck. Okay, fuck. I won't.

All right, I might. Fuck. Just on the way. You don't have to open with it. But seriously, sincerely, everyone. Do you think. Hello very much. Hello very much. And then walk off. Yeah. right, I might. Just on the way. You don't have to open with it. But seriously, sincerely, everyone, thank you. Do you think? Hello very much.

Hello very much. And then walk off. Yeah. Oh, fuck that. Yeah. All right, I'll try. Okay, done. All right, guys.

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