The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 416 - Pablo Francisco & Steve Kramer

Episode Date: September 27, 2018

This week we're joined by visiting American stars PABLO FRANCISCO and STEVE KRAMER! We chat about their recent tour to Hong Kong, Tommy dropping out of his animation degree, pitch some new Mark Wahlberg movies and put their impression skills to the test! Plus in Talking Dum Dum, we add to The Enemies List! Don't forget, we have a bunch of huge live shows coming up:BRISBANE: We're heading back to do our 2018 stand-up shows back-to-back PLUS a huge live podcast! OCTOBER 21.MELBOURNE: We're doing a huge live episode PLUS a roast! OCTOBER 27.PERTH: We're heading back for our annual huge day of stand-up and podcasting! NOVEMBER 18. For tickets, merchandise, links to our Patreon and heaps of other stuff, head to our website: littledumdumclub.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Today on The Little Dumb Dumb Club, a brand new episode with guests Steve Kramer and Pablo Francisco. Pablo Francisco, you may have seen some of his stand-up specials or you may... Hey, maybe you saw him on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Maybe you saw him on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. You know, you could have seen those. Maybe you're based in the States and you're a big Jay Leno. Maybe you saw him on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. You know, you could have seen those. Maybe you're based in the States and you're a big Jay Leno fan.

Yeah, these guys, these two US comics are touring the country at the moment and we did do a little episode you're about to hear in their hotel. Yep. And Steve Kramer, you'll of course know from Seinfeld. Anyway, we have some dates coming up. We had to bleep out a lot of the N-words in this episode.

Hang in there, Kramer. We have some dates coming up. Brisbane had to bleep out a lot of the N-words in this episode, but yeah. Hang in there, Kramer. We have some dates coming up. Brisbane, we are up there October the 21st at the Triffid doing both of our solo stand-up shows and doing a huge live podcast. We have locked all the guests in for that, I think, since last week's episode. And man, that is a ripper of a lineup. I think you guys are going to be very happy with who we are bringing along, so that's going to be super great.

Then the next week we have our huge live in Adelaide podcast that is happening in Melbourne. We've moved it from Adelaide to Melbourne. It is at the Comics Lounge, Saturday, October the 27th, 8pm. It is a huge live podcast and an unrecorded roast. For a show that we moved from Adelaide, what was the venue that we moved it from in Adelaide again? The Rhino Room?

That's not true. We just never had a venue. Oh, okay. But that's been our home in Adelaide in the past. Yeah. Yeah. Where would we have done it, do you think, if we hadn't done it? Well.

Probably time for a change. Do a bakery. We moved it before it even existed in Adelaide. So we didn't actually have to contact any venue at all, which is a good way of cancellation. No one's unhappy with that situation. Any new young promoters out there, it's a lot easier. Just go straight from thinking of doing a show to cancelling a show

makes everything a lot easier. There's no complaints. If you book a show in Melbourne and then after you book it and confirm everything, then you decide that it's already been moved from Adelaide. You don't have to give any refunds away. You don't have to cancel anything. There's no cancellation fees.

It's quite a good way of moving a show. In many ways, we're geniuses. Then Sunday, November the 18th at the Comedy Lounge, we are going to be doing, once again, our live solo stand-up shows plus a big live podcast. Again, we just recently confirmed all of the guests for that. And once again, I think the people of Perth are really going to be pretty stoked with a lot of fan favourites coming over.

Spoiled and nearly full. Yeah, not many left for that, so jump on that. LittleDumbDumbClub.com is where you can go for all of those things. And if you would like to see Pablo Francisco in Australia, Melbourne the 27th of September, that is the very day that this has gone online, and Sydney the 29th of September. So, yes, here comes this episode. Enjoy this.

Yeah, have a go. Have a go. No complaints, thanks. Let's have a talk at the end. Yeah, let's unpack it at the end. Certain impressions come up early on. Feel free to not let us know how you feel about that. Anyway, sure to be a riveting episode of Talking Dumb Dumb this week.

We'll see you at the end of the episode. Looking forward to the feedback on the socials this week. Yes, yes. Should be a banner week for us. All right, guys, enjoy this new episode. commercials yes yes should be a should be a should be a banner week for us all right guys enjoy this new episode hey mates welcome once again into the little dum-dum club for another week thank you very much for joining us my name is tommy das and sitting across from me, the other half of the show, Carl Chandler. G'day, dickhead. Let's introduce

our guests, two American special guests who I believe will have just heard the name of the podcast for the first time and deeply be regretting their decision to say yes to it. Am I correct? No, I was like, hey, I'll do the Dumb Dumb Club.

Well, we've got Pablo Francisco and Steve Kramer joining us. dum-dum club sorry guys sorry about that every time we have an international guest and we go oh that's fucking right we should have changed the name no actually it's kind of catchy you know i actually like it yeah we uh dave was telling us on the way in here and uh i remember thinking to myself like that actually probably wouldn't sound as cool coming out of my mouth. The way he says it, you're going to go do a poll case of a dum-dum club. Yeah, yeah.

Right, right, right. No, yeah, I like the way you said it, dum-dum club. Dum-dum club. That's the dumbest title live and now it sounds cool. Yeah, super fun with that. It's all dum-dum. This summer is dum-dum. I'm always interested to find out from guests

that have been booked through a producer or a management company, how did this get pitched to you guys? Did you get any say in the matter or were you forced to do this again? This is in the contract. You know, get to the hotel and then, how would you feel like doing the dum-dum clip? Dumb day either. It was a podcast. I go, well, I'm down for podcasts.

I'm down for anything. I'm down for massages, podcasts. I bet you get pictures like, oh, it's the number one podcast in the country or whatever, and you think you're going to go into a radio station. Then you get brought into a hotel boardroom with two fucking stupid-looking idiots and you go, oh, there's been a mistake here somewhere. Yeah, and as I was untangling a cord, you had the gumption to ask,

do you do this in here every week? Yeah, yeah. That would be nice if we lived in the penthouse at this fucking nice hotel and just did podcasts here. Oh, man. Sure. The Mantra Hotel and Podcast Studio. It's a mantra.

Yeah, the podcast floor. Podcast suite. So you got asked if you wanted to do this, like, what, when you got to the hotel tonight? Because this has been in our diary in pen for about 72 hours now, so it's good to know that we could have gotten the cancellation call at 8.15 this evening.

No they called us up and they were just saying hey man we have a podcast going on. We've got a show there why not. So I basically said

can we jam on it and they go yeah so here we are. Yeah yeah nice. It was a good guy what's his name Butterworth. Dave Butterworth.

Dave Butterworth. Oh I thought he was going to say that was his first name Butterworth like you guys have a butler on tour. Dave Butterworth. Dave Butterworth. Dave Butterworth. Oh, I thought he was going to say that was his first name, Butterworth. Like you guys have a butler on tour. Dave Butterworth, come here. Like I've never heard what we refer to as jamming, what we do refer to as jamming before.

I like that. Everything he describes what we do as is a lot cooler than what we do. Dum-dum club and we're jamming. Man, fuck, we sound almost credible. Yeah. They're just us on stage at a live show calling an audience member a cunt and being like, wow, they're grateful they're up there. They're just going for it.

Let's go riff and raff and then we'll talk some cunt. Talk some cunt. Talk some cunt. Hell yeah. I love it. You guys just came from, you're on tour at the moment, so you're in Melbourne obviously, but you just came from Hong Kong. Yeah, Hong Kong.

It sounds exotic and stuff, but when I got there, it was like the big typhoon, typhoon something. I forgot. Typhoon. Typhoon. We were supposed to go on a certain date, and we thought we were supposed to be leaving on the 18th, so we had to switch our flight around.

But thank God we did because this big typhoon. Typhoon Sokosai. Oh, really? In the middle of the typhoon, yeah. So we got back. In the middle of the set? Yeah, exactly. So we arrived.

Good God, I can't believe I slept 15 hours on that thing. Yeah. We had first class, but since the flight moved and the typhoons, we had to sit and coach together. Boy, man, that's when you really turn Chinese. Oh, my back, my head, my heart, I can't believe it. So we're sitting in there, and we keep looking at each other in the slow motion. Now, this is jamming.

That's what I call jamming. The back is jamming right here. Oh, jeez. And there was this one guy sitting next to us who's had all the leg room, man, and he was like, little tiny, little tiny Chinese guy in Hong Kong. And we were just sitting there just trying to get around him the whole time.

But we landed there, and we did a place called Take Out Comedy. Yeah, so I was in Hong Kong a few months ago, and I did gigs at that same club. It's crazy. Yeah, it's a tiny, they'll take a cup out. Here, sit on cup. It's okay.

Anything to fill it up. Put the room. Really nice guy. His name was Jamie. Jamie, yeah. Jamie Chung. Jamie Gong. Jamie Gong.

Jamie's a good dude. I had people tell me, like, you like Jamie. He's pretty eccentric. Yeah. And I never liked to let that color me. But then he came and met us after the first show at a bar and he walked into the bar

holding a small poodle under his arm. It's like, yeah, this is matching up to the reports. He's so enthusiastic and just like, he's just like very enthusiastic. He's very. He explains everything

like you know he goes I tell you what when you drive down the street right you take a right there you are yeah yeah

right on right you know and this word means you know inside this word has four different syllables when it's crossed out like this you never know

right you never know that's right but he's very positive he's very positive he's very clear to make you before you go on

to make sure to tell you that he wants you to kill, which is, you know, pretty different for most comedy club owners. You know, a lot of them are fine with you getting up and bombing, so it's just nice to have a director. I run clubs here in Melbourne, and I often get up there and go, if you do well, you'll never be booked here again. No, no, and I thought it was going to be like a Carl Chandler situation,

so I was getting ready to do my worst material, and he told me to kill, and I I was like, alright, I'd better attempt that job. Blaze your own path. He was very, you know, he took Steve down to the Bruce Lee Museum. Bruce Lee Museum, yeah.

What's your Bruce Lee impersonation? How do you do your Bruce Lee again? Oh, what does he say? Water. I say, empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water in cup, it becomes the cup. You put it in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. Now you could also put pee-pee in a

bottle, but you don't want to be pee-pee because pee-pee smells. Be water, my friend. He's on cocaine. Bruce Lee's on cocaine. That's why it's so quick. Always rubbing his nose with his thumb. Can I make a request for an impression for later in the ep? Sure.

Just anyone white. Please, God. Please. My left-wing guilt is just flaring right up at the moment. I don't know if you have complaints in America, but we have them in Australia. But that's the thing. See, Pablo, between the two of us, we do more than 150 different voices.

We're roommates in L.A., so our neighbors think that 30 fucking people are there, right? But we do all kinds of different people. And I was just telling him the other day how funny it is. When I went in to do the Bruce Lee Museum, I was so excited. I was going in to take pictures and everything. And so much that this guy that was standing there walks up and says, Oh, no picture, please. You can't take pictures.

And if I told that up on stage, I'm sure there would be two or three people that would be like, That's racist. You shouldn't say that. I'm like, well, but that's how the guy sounded. I do impersonations. And that's like how ridiculous would I be if I gave him an Italian accent. Yo, you can't take pictures in here. Get out of here.

It wouldn't make sense. Or if Al Pacino was in there. Ah, you're not supposed to take pictures in here. What are you doing? Get out of here. Get out of here. Whoever the person sounds like. Probably Al Pacino would find that offensive though.

You know what I mean? But that's a very small, there's less of him than there are, you know, the Chinese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in Hong Kong and I'm still the shortest person in here. You are. Let me tell you something. What Al Pacino you talking about? You talking about drug dealer Al Pacino?

I'm older Al Pacino. No, you're Robert Corlitos. You're the guy,itos I'll pretend you know the guy in the wheelchair what's his name again come on you got a wire on you what

oh Laline Laline was it the guy in the wheelchair if somebody says something about Laline I say he's a stand up guy

the guy in the wheelchair that's what he really how he described in the movie he said he's a stand up guy he's in a wheelchair I don't know if anybody caught that or not but there you go I did That's really how he described it in the movie. He said he's a stand-up guy. He's in a wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, correct. I don't know if anybody caught that or not, but...

There you go. Well, for a TV show, I did research Bruce Lee for, like, days quite recently. So, like, from going from absolutely no interest in Bruce Lee, like, I feel like I have a really good hand. Are you a Bruce Lee fan? Oh, yeah, we both are. Oh, really? Do the voice then, Carl, if you're such a big fan.

Hey, it's me. Bruce Lee. It sounds a little like Mario. It's me. I was one of those guys who jumped into that fantasy thing. Jackie Chan takes on, you know, he can take on 15 guys, right? Okay, you go down on purpose, near miss, I tell you what to do, checks in the mail. It's like, yeah, they can really take on those guys you know those those many people but it's like it's all you know

that's all that's all sure but i had a friend that went and trained uh like uh did martial arts in in uh asia for a couple years and whatever and you know you see that and you go oh it's all acting and whatever and he was swearing to god he trained in a dojo with jackie chan and saw him close up and he was like it he just jumped over my head with absolutely no um momentum or anything he's like it was like a cartoon like he's the real deal it's not just movie stuff you know i want no trouble no uncle jackie chan that's right i don't know whether he's just drunk and playing street fighter and just yeah sleep or something

yeah Jackie Chan's drunken master he's what I'm Indian in this one I'm cowboy I'm detective

he's a store owner I want no trouble good lord we actually we love martial arts we love a lot of the same stuff

we've been friends for like 20 years and we love the same kind of things. Martial arts, rock and roll. Ladies. Ladies, yeah. But we actually were working on an animation because we also do animated cartoons.

We're working on a new cartoon that's going to be like an anime kind of a deal. And it kind of explains why Bruce Lee is the way that he is, and it's called Enter the Dragon 8-Ball Z. 8-Ball Z. 8 Ball Z. We figure he does a little, you know, he's all. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's how quick he is. That's what he came up. He's really that high.

Well, Tommy here is an animation school dropout, so. Really? Yeah, I studied it for like nine months or something, and then, yeah, deferred. Could still go back. Could. Could still go back. Yeah. Could still go back. Yeah, but this was that long ago.

You were just doing it with pencils. So I reckon there's been a development since then. I submitted Steamboat Willie as my graduation piece and said, sayonara. Can you draw this picture? You got what it takes. Can you draw Tippy the turtle? I think that was the first one, one of the first ones. I drew a big penis.

That's right. That's right. Seriously, how long ago did you drop out uh it was a couple of years ago so i went i went back because i draw a lot and i've always wanted to do it and i went back to study it and then we kind of got too busy with this successful podcast that you're currently on that i just kind of didn't have time to do it i failed a bunch of my assignments i had to learn 3d modeling which kind of wasn't what i wanted to do and i failed a bunch of my assignments. I had to learn 3D modeling, which kind of wasn't what I wanted to do, and I just could not get my fucking head. Do you know any of that stuff?

I do, actually, yeah. But I focus more on the two-dimensional, 2D animating. That's more the stuff that I do right now, although I've dabbled a little bit in the 3D animation. But what's cool about the program I use, which is tune boom harmony. Yep. Yep. You,

do 2d, uh, 2d animation, but in 3d space. So you can like draw these really cool paths for like your camera. And, you can even lock your, um,

image onto the camera. I like have the person like walking around the three dimensional building or, or whatever, but make it look like a cartoon. You can do so many really cool things. You got, you should do one of those, uh, free, you should make a cartoon. You can do so many really cool things. You should do one of those free...

You should make a free YouTube tutorial for this program, because you've actually got a good voice. I do. First, now you start, and when you're done, you can have two people humping on an adult friend fighter. Look how big my penis is. A lot of stuff that me and Pablo come up with

are the kind of things that we couldn't show on television or even in our shows. But they're just crazy and wild, but they're hilarious, but probably a little bit perverted and outrageous. Yeah, with being so good at impressions and stuff, you should do YouTube tutorials like as Al Pacino and stuff. Because I was trying to watch a bunch to catch me up when I was at uni because I couldn't work out how to use this program yeah and there must there's some correlation between wanting to host a YouTube tutorial and having the absolute worst voice like it's just always someone who's like yeah okay and uh it's like always someone you can just hear the saliva going around in there it's's just someone who's saying. It's Gilbert Gottfried. Oh, hey, you first got to draw a picture of a pig. Yeah.

A little judgmental. Okay, then what you got? It's an obtuse angle. You know, kind of symmetrical, you know, kind of parallel. There you go. Yeah. You know, get out. Come on.

Yeah, online tutorials should be like Siri where you can just change the voice to whoever you want. You know, you want Big Bird to teach you how to use photoshop so i bet you guys are glad that you know you're touring around being busy selling out stadiums a bit tommy's trying to get you into voicing youtube tutorials so it's a real big career break for you boys yeah well we've been actually talking about doing uh a podcast for a long time just because we enjoy doing radio so much so we thought we'd put our own um little podcast together just for fun but also because we wanted doing radio so much. So we thought we'd put our own little podcast together just for fun. But also because we wanted to, what I do with animation,

like animate just a small segment, doing like an interview or something like that. Animation on podcasting. That would be fantastic. You're best Howard Stern. Okay, look at you. You look hot. It's a porn star.

You're hot. You're hot. Robin, you're hot you're hot Robin you're hot did you do any more going back to Hong Kong did you do any how many days were you in Hong Kong

I was in Hong Kong for five days and I slept every single day I went back to the hotel because you know some of the sidewalks are like

it was like it felt like I was in a Jackie Chan movie basically I was walking through there and it's like you gotta see some of our beaches. Come check out.

I go, man, my back was killing me so much from that flight. I'm just going right to the hotel. I had a best time in the shower. I went to 7-Eleven. I went to Circle K. Little tiny Circle K. Little tiny 7-Eleven. Well, the thing I found fascinating about that club where the shows were,

first of all, when I turned up, it's like downstairs, and I went, oh, I'm definitely in the wrong place. It's just someone's basement, and once there's people in it, the vibe is cool, but there's no bar or anything in there. So people just bring in their own booze, which what a mark of a civilized society. So people are buying drinks from another venue and then bringing it into that venue.

You can drink anywhere in that town which is interesting too because you go to some place you get a few drinks and then try going down those steep fucking stairs steep stairs man

it's like going down like you know like Scoob what's down here Scoob yeah I mean they say the first thing what Gong tells us

he goes you can drink in the streets prostitution's legal prostitution's legal that doesn't make it fun anymore. I remember when prostitution wasn't legal. Can you imagine comedy clubs here?

I imagine it would be the same in the States if you just said to people, just bring in as much booze as you want. It's BYO. People would be fucking upside down. Are you allowed to roll a keg down the stairs? Is there any limit? Probably. I go, listen, just watch this seat because I need somewhere to sit man i was like on the seventh step you know trying that

was the that was the green room you know and every every chair there was like round different but you know what he's been rocking for 12 years so yeah you know he's a comedy fan so yeah he's the guy who owns the club and he uh he's got like he carried the Olympic torch. Something like that. Like when the Olympics was in Beijing. Yeah, he carried it for a stretch. And so you go into this comedy club and the first thing that you see is like no comedy paraphernalia, just the big Olympic torch.

And he's singlet. And again, that contributing to like I'm in the wrong place. I'm in a fucked Olympic museum. There's no bar and there's someone's underwear here. There's an old stick There's an old stick. Essentially an old stick. That was a mic stand. He was

actually a good host, man. He's great, man. I was just trying to get through the jet lag, but we went there and did a comedy. It's weird because all the amateur nights they had an amateur night on tuesday and people come yeah i couldn't believe it so it was like you know yeah david david whatever so and so he's been living in hong kong for like 15 years and i just came and visited i just now fell in love with it i was like it's hard to fall in love with it such a i don't know such a packed town yeah right because that's it

because to be honest i think that's the one place I haven't been that I really love to go the most. You could cross the street without, just step over. That's it. And they got these five-story buses. I guess that's where the building was, the tall building in Dark Knight. Oh, yeah. Batman jumped out of whatever. Yeah, wasn't it only in Hong Kong, the film, man? Sheesh. Really? Yeah, they got Batman jumped out of whatever. Yeah, the Hong Kong film, man.

Sheesh. Really? Yeah, they got some cool shots, too. Yeah. This is the way I feel about it right here. Who's that? Christopher. But the funny thing is, Pablo, he actually did.

He just slept the whole time pretty much in Hong Kong. But I got to go out and check out. I always, anytime I'm someplace new, I'll go check out everything. And I took my drone out and got a bunch of really cool shots. So you don't really go out and check out anything. You stay in your room. You just fly this thing with a GoPro on it. No, like I actually went to drove.

Jamie took me to all these really cool places. He took me to some place up on the top of like this mountain. Mount Sugasai. Yeah. And I was expecting. Oh, the peak? The peak that you get the big tram up? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we went up there and I'm like expecting to get like these really cool shots but like all you see are like all these trees that are down from the typhoon everywhere.

When I went, it was like the foggiest day they'd had in ages so I got up to that peak where it's meant to be you can see out over the whole city and it literally was just white

like I couldn't see. I was in the middle of a cloud. Yeah, I got like the coolest like the coolest selfie of myself with that backdrop. The ocean and all those, the city skyline. It looks just incredible from right up there. Really rubbing it in. I got up there and they were like, they couldn't believe it.

They were like, this has been the worst day to come up here in like the last five years. Like you've really fucked this. They should have got that guy to put out his torch maybe. King Kong Mountain. But you had a good time? You enjoyed it? We did have a good time. Will we go back? Will I go back? Maybe.

Yeah, I'll probably go back but not when the typhoon season is and you know. So was that the stopover just Hong Kong and then straight to Australia straight down we were supposed to go to Cairo

but the theatre there burnt down what yeah it went down we did we went to Cairo are you cursed yeah

it went down fired typhoons let me get this let me get this straight you've got a bad back and you didn't go to Cairo a pun you did a pun it was just sitting there I couldn't help it Let me get this straight. You've got a bad back and you didn't go to Cairo.

A pun. He did a pun. It was just sitting there. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it. I didn't want to do it. My cardio is bad now. I went to Cairo. I went to chiropractic.

Cairo, chiropractic. So the venue burnt down in Egypt. Yeah, up in Egypt and then we're supposed to go to Asia somewhere, but there was another discrepancy. So we said, all right, we're going to go to Hong Kong but there was another discrepancy so we just said alright we're going to go to Hong Kong then we're going to hit

Japan they had a typhoon recently did they really yeah I thought that was the name of a dish no did they really yeah I guess it's the same one

could it be the same one probably fuck just disaster after disaster the venue burns down in Egypt typhoon in Asia and then

the little dum-dum club yes fuck Tommy could see through time then yeah right down in Egypt, Typhoon in Asia and then The Little Dundon Club. Tommy could see through time. Again, it was just sitting there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

so we actually do, we do talk about this a little bit but talking about Asia, we're just planning our next, we do a podcast festival. Right. So we're just planning

doing that at the moment but we do it in Asia, we do it in Thailand. Right. So we absolutely no listeners in thailand but we do our thing called the kosamui international podcast festival where absolutely no one from kosamui goes to it and everyone comes from australia to go to it so we have hundreds of australians there and just a heap of very bemused locals who have no idea what the fuck is going on ty Thailand. Yeah, I think my friend, my brother's friend, takes care of children there or something like that. That's not usually a good story.

They're stranded orphans. Stranded orphans. But what do you think? They're probably saying in their language, go ahead, have sex, wait, but take care of it. Take care of baby. Is that the guy that Elon Musk had a go at the other day? Does that guy Elon Musk read like a million books a day or something like that?

It depends on how many joints he smokes on. He's just spiraling. It's so good. You know what? That's weird. I was just saying I had to learn everything about Bruce Lee. I had to learn everything about Elon Musk as well. I worked for this quiz show for a little while.

I had to learn all about these random things. So now I've just got like all this Elon Musk and Bruce Lee mixed up in my head. But Elon Musk, you were learning about him in like what, March or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like that job now would be like double the amount of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the Elon Musk, you know Musk the fact book has like doubled you'd be having to read about him

hitting flat blunts and accusing British men of being pedophiles really? he's like started like he had something to do with PayPal right? PayPal and eBay all these things that Pablo's telling me about all these incredible things he's like gonna take a

car like up into space all of these things planned and I'm like I'm not even paying attention to Pablo's telling me about all these incredible things. He's going to take a car up into space. He's got all of these things planned. And I'm not even paying attention. Pablo's listing his resume, right? And then he says, and then when he was like 12, he created that video game with the asteroids on Atari. I was like, whoa, hold on a second. What?

He made asteroids? No, no, no. He made a very early, when he was 12, he made a very, very, very early video game and sold it to a computer game magazine for like $500 or something. It looked like when you're going into the, you know, hit the Death Star. Like the Star Wars one. Star Wars something like that.

Ah, right, right, right. Right. Mario. No. It looks like asteroids or something like that. So it's like, you know. It's a asteroid. So, yeah, little do these parents know when they saw him creating that video game,

did they know that a little over 30 years later, he'd be calling people pedophiles on the internet. Just getting absolutely lit on the internet. Yeah, yeah. That was so great. He took one puff or something like that, and now he's like, Joe Rogan gave him like one little puff or something, and he just like, he lost all his sponsors or something.

Yeah, the Tesla stock was like plummeting in real time as the smoke is billowing out of his mouth. He'll make it back, though. He's into rockets and fixing the world. Go to Mars and he'll come back. But like you said about PayPal and stuff, he worked in a company that ended up, everyone out of that class or that company all went out and invented YouTube and PayPal and everything like that. So it's like he's like a little reunion when they go back and reunite. It's just people that invented everything in the world at the moment.

Since I went to your class, I work with you. I invented YouTube too. But you know there's YouTube founders, there's PayPal founders, and you know there's someone that doesn't have a job at all or whatever that's got to come to those reunions and be like, fuck and hell. Or something that at any other reunion would be impressive. Like they've actually got a pretty good job.

Yeah. But because they haven't invented something that's changed the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark Cuban, I mean, when he was first trying to get all the sports through the radio, I mean, through the internet, right, he told all of his employees, if you stick with me, you'll all be a millionaire in like three months. And they all became a millionaire. So just imagine two that took off.

Man, what's up, man? I had a cold that day. What's up, bro? Fuck, yeah. It's the real fifth Beatle shit. You're right. Fifth Beatle shit. Or the teacher of that class would be going,

surely I've got the Midas touch here. Shame I can't apply it to my own fucking life radio put in front of a microphone that easy just bringing up photos of like a british scuba diver now what is this a pedophile very good kids very good that's right a pedophile that's right pedophiles blunts and now Mark Wahlberg because he's in every movie. Hey, man. You doing good? I'm in every movie.

I play Elon Musk. Huh? All right. That would be good. Yeah. What do you think that would be? That probably would happen. He'd have to have the English accent, wouldn't he?

British, I guess. Is he British? Elon? I hope he factors in in the movie that they're going to make about the Thai cave boys. Cave boys? Yeah. Cave boys? But that's a stupid thing where anytime anything happens, they go, oh, that's a movie, that's a movie.

But it's like that Thai cave thing, it's like, what's the fucking movie? There's a bunch of kids in a cave and nothing happens. Oh, yeah. How did they get in that cave? How did those kids, we're talking soccer team, right? Yeah, yeah. They were just exploring in the cave and then the tide went up. But this is what I don't get.

They were playing soccer. They played. This is what I don't get. They were playing soccer. They played. This is what I don't get. Why did they make the whole plane out of the black? In the cave. Go on. Yeah, so they were playing not far from the cave. You were actually doing something that actually had a high success rate,

playing soccer, trying to score a goal, and then you decided to go do some stupid shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turned into a pinball. Yeah, but that's crazy because they literally, they were still in their soccer gear. So they played the game and then instead of going hey, let's go to a shop and have a few milkshakes

or whatever they were doing. Let's walk into a cave. I feel something, it's warm. I feel cold. You must go inside. You must go inside the cave and you have a bunch of scuba divers, can you? Oh, Yoda was in there.

Cool. There's a sign. Apparently there's like a sign like at the cave being like the water around here is too temperamental. So don't go in here during like July or whatever. And they're in there like two days before the end of June. And it's one of those things where they're like, well, we'll make sure this never happens again. I bet it's just like crossing out the end of July. And it's one of those things where they're like, well, we'll make sure this never happens again. I bet it's just like crossing out the end of July and making it say June.

Or just closing it down for good. Blow up the cave. Well, maybe he had something different in mind. You go inside. Maybe it's a new league rule now. Now it's like, you know, the rules of soccer, there's

offside, obviously. You can't pick the ball up with your hands and no walking into the cave straight after the match. Well, what if it's like next season they come back and they just dominate? And so it's like all the competition is like, there's something about that cave. In the season trip, we're going into the cave. Those boys were bitten by a radioactive cave. A radioactive soccer ball. The golden cup. But, yeah, that's a good point. There's been no talk of what those kids do now

Do they go back into the same league next year? What happens? Or do they get relegated or promoted? Hopefully they get held back Yeah, yeah They better get held back Guaranteed Good lord

But you know you said What's the movie there? But that's like that 127 Hours. That's a good movie. And you wouldn't think that'd be any good. That guy with his arm trapped under a rock.

But so James Franco playing all of the kids. Right. Like CGI, like all 12. Did you see that movie? What, they made a movie of 127 Hours?

Is that what it was? Yeah, the guy got his arm trapped under the rock and he had to cut it off himself. Wait, wait, this was just recently? No, this was like 10 years ago. I thought you were talking, well, I thought not the guy's in the mine, right, in Chile? No, no, no, this is somewhere else. The only thing they could have done to make that movie more interesting is if he got his dick stuck. He had to cut his dick off.

Has to get a hard-on to try and raise the rock off it. Just him trying to think of who he wants to fuck. Now that's good stuff. He's flipping through his iPhone to different pictures. He's going through Tinder. Nope, nope, nope. Going through Tinder in the middle of the desert.

He's just looking at hot coyotes. See some girls hiking, they're like, oh, do you want water? He's like, no, take your top off. I need inspiration to break this rock. And Mark Wahlberg guest stars. Hey, man, got to chop off your dick. Got to do it, man.

You doing good? Yeah, Mark Wahlberg plays the dick. He's the voice of the dick. He's the voice of the dick and the guy who lost the dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Co-starred by the Wahlberg. That's great. He's the dick. So he's the guy who lost the dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the co-star by the Wahlberg. That's great. He's the dick.

So he's like, hey man, we can do this, man. You can do it, man. You're doing good. Mark Wahlberg, he was the, he was the,

he wasn't a Funky Bunch guy, was he? Yeah. Oh, he is a Funky Bunch guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been walking around in his Calvin Klein's, you know,

for 13 years. Then, you know, he started in music and now he's taking over. He's in every movie now. He doesn't like Eminem, though. What does he call Eminem? Eminem would say, one funky big bunch. That's what he would say to Mark Wahlberg.

Wahlberg brought out, did you see this? He put on Instagram the other day, like, his workout routine. Right. And it's like, he wakes, he's like, well, anyway, wake up at three in the morning. It's like, that's not the morning. And then it's him. It's just like, Jim. He wakes up, he sits, and he

meditates, he prays for 30 minutes. Yeah. And then he eats like a steak sandwich or something. Yeah. And then he works out for like 45 minutes. And then he eats eggs and this and this. And it's like the most specific schedule that I've ever seen. And it goes on through the entire day.

And he goes to bed at like 7pm or something. Yeah, it looks like the worst life imaginable. I mean, he has like six kids or something. He has a big family, doesn't he? Yeah, that was his part. He loves it because then he gets to spend time with all of his kids from 6.30 until 7. Yeah, right, right.

It's fantastic. She's got to deal with the bullshit all day long. Got to make another movie. Yeah, because with that schedule, I saw that and I thought, he looks not that good for that schedule. Like you see The Rock's schedule and you go, I get it. The Rock's a man mountain. But he's like, he's good, but he's not that good to be living a life like that.

I think he just wants to keep an eye on all his kids. That's why he puts himself everywhere, in the commercials and hosting shows. I'll be hosting Cartoon Network. Nothing bad. Better be home early. Transformers. Yeah, but he's, I mean, what is he, like 50 now?

No, no, Mark, he's about 40. He's like 42. He's a young guy. He's been around for ages, though, right? Yeah, he's been, I mean, what is he, like, 50 now? No, no, Mark, he's about 40. He's like 42. He's a young guy. He's been around for ages, though, right? Yeah, he's been around for a while. He might be pushing 50. Yeah, he might be right. He doesn't have the same body he had when he was doing Calvin Klein,

but, I mean, for his age, I mean, he's in pretty good shape. He's all in the herbs and stuff. People, hey, man, got this bud, man? He'd be like, hey, man, this is a herb. You smoke it? No, they don't smoke the herb. I don't think he gets high at all, does he? You know, it's funny when me and Pablo, when we travel,

we go do like radio stations and TV stations. We always have to be like really, we have to clean it up. So we always do this bit with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and we have to make like a back rub. But like here, like we can actually do it. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger butt-fucking his friends. Because I'm getting older now. So instead of saying, I'll be back, it's I'll be back.

Here we go. Gilbert Gottfried, bend over. Come on, let's go. Oh, oh, oh. Let's role play. You'll be Matt Damon. I'll be Ben Affleck. All right.

All right, they got you. Okay, Regis Philbin. Come on, let's go. What the hell, Kelvin? Is that you? I'm going to need some preparation. Crocodile Hunter, God bless his heart. Crook, you look at the size of this guy's penis.

They're doing local. You're a good boy, aren't you? Do Donald Trump. Come on, do it. Your shell penis is a disaster. Mine is huge. All right, there you go. And then how about John Travolta?

It's loud, Mr. Carter. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't know. We went to the beach how my bowels taste sandy alright thank you very much thank you

I think you could do that on the morning show tomorrow yeah we have different broadcasting laws over here the morning show wait we forgot to do Arnold doing Arnold Schwarzenegger

oh Arnold Schwarzenegger doing Arnold fuck me fuck me come on me if you want to live. I think people listening to this are going insane at the moment. If you want to go insane, come check us out. We're going to be at the Melbourne show.

We're doing a show tomorrow night. The Melbourne show? We're going to be performing tomorrow night. The Athenaeum, I believe. The Athenaeum? The Athenaeum. Athenaeum, September 27. Yes.

I think it's this year. Someone that you kept having trouble with when we were recording the commercial. Oh, yeah. I know. We were trying to record the commercial. Couldn't get it right. Kind of sounded nuts on that one. Yeah, but yeah. We're going to be doing a show, so everybody wants to come and start the party. Start the party at the Pablito show and Steve show. Yeah, and what cities are you going to

after that? We'll go to Sydney, and what cities are you going to after that? We'll go to Sydney, and then after that we fly back to Los Angeles. Oh, right. It's just Melbourne, Sydney, and then – Yeah, since the Cairo thing, state of burnt down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, nice. Yeah, Melbourne, Sydney, heaps of listeners of the show in both those cities.

So, yeah, you need to act straight away when you're listening to this episode, obviously, but yeah. Yeah, don't delay. Should we wrap it up there for another week? Yeah. Fantastic. Actually, let's do one more thing. By the way, we wanted to give you a plethora of white guys. That's why we just did that little bit right there.

So we've got plenty of white guys on. I'd like to just do this one bit real quick. If you could just hold this microphone. You're holding up an iPad, which I will remind you this is an audio medium. Yes. So I'm going to do it right into the will remind you, this is an audio medium. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay.

So this is, let me bring this up real quick. It's my audio. Here we go. Okay, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a tech-savvy white rapper. All right, here we go. Do it. Stop. Collaborate and listen. Honor is bad, but the final invention's something.

Got the hell to be tightly plowed like a harpoon, daily and nightly. Rule it till the stop, go and down now. Look at my teeth like a blossom grow. To the extreme, rock and might like a vander. Fall on the stage, watch it chomp like a canter. Ay, ay, ay, ay. Ay, ay, ay, ay. Ay, ay, ay, ay. Ay, ay, ay, ay.

Ay, ay, ay, ay. Get some oxygen from crying out Corhagan. PabloFrancisco.com. Steve. Great. Guys, thanks very much for joining us. Thanks for having us. Go check out these boys in Melbourne and Sydney. Should we do one more thing?

How quick can you guys get a voice? If we gave you like a voice or two, how quick can you do an impression of them? You mean figure out how to do them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, jeez. He's way better than i am but yeah well i actually i i one of my first managers he had this crazy idea where he was like if you want to be successful here's what you got to do you got to go up on stage and you have to tell the audience you say the person you name

the person and then you have to do the impression i said well there's like millions of people what if i can't do it he said you've got to figure it out so i did it one night like after 50 people were naming people i could not do right you can't it's hard to sometimes you get lucky yeah so it just depends but is this somebody famous no we were going to play you a clip of someone from this country right and see how quickly you could mimic the voice yeah look it would be probably funnier if you can't get it right at all because... I bet we can get pretty close, though. Okay, okay. Well, I'll play you a little bit right now and just see how you go.

So I'll just play this into the mic. It's a friend of ours called Nick Capper. Anyway, he's not so much about gay marriage, you know, probably because it's fun. And I thought he was a bit of a dumbo, but then he said something quite... I thought he was a bit of a dumbo. He said something along the lines of... He said something along the lines of, well... Women kiss women.

Women kiss women. What's next? People kissing animals? People kissing animals? Well, let me tell you something. I sound like an older version. One more time. One more time. We'll hear it one more time real quick. But I've got to disagree with Corey.

I'm going to have to disagree with Corey because, you know, J'Bond, come in here, Mr. Bond. Yes. That's it. American accents, when you try and do Australians, they always end up way more English than we think we are. Yeah, yeah. Gentlemen, if I may give you a few pointers

on how to do the gentleman that you just heard doing stand-up comedy. It's a bit more raspy. You've got to have a bit more gravel in there. You're right. Try and make your brain dumber as you're doing the accent. You've got to sound a bit more like you haven't showered in a few days.

I haven't showered in a long time. I always pretend like I've held my nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I better have an Australian accent. That's quite a good thing to hold your nose while you're talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually have this bit where I do, where I start to sing like Willie Nelson. I'll be singing Willie, like Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain.

In the twilight glow I see. And Pablo's like, no, no, that doesn't sound right here. And then he holds my nose. In the twilight glow I see. Check us out, man. If you guys want to do it, check us out. We'll be in Melbourne tomorrow night. PabloFrancisco.com and IamSteveKramer.com.

Yeah, great. Yeah, totally. So September 27th in Melbourne and then maybe the 28th, is it, in Sydney? Yes, in Sydney, 28th. Yeah, cool. Guys, thanks so much for joining us. Thanks for having us. We'll see you next time.

See you, mates. See you, mates. And welcome to what promises to be a landmark edition of Talking Dumb Dumb. Don't you usually say something else off the back of the episode? Do I usually say something else? Don't you usually say, well, there's a certain phrase that I think you always say. Well, I... Don't you usually say, well, they've done it again? Don't you usually say that?

Huh, do I? Yeah. I feel like I, sometimes I listen back to what people have just heard and I'm so overcome with emotion. It feels like you're trying to get out of saying they've done it again. Is that what's happening? Hey, you know what? I don't want to hog it all for myself.

Right. Would you like to do the honours? Not really. Look, I'm currently strapped to a polygraph test, so I feel like I shouldn't be saying anything that I don't fully believe. That's all. Yeah. And wouldn't you know it, fucking, what's his name?

Austin Powers strapped you to the lie detector test. Did he? And what do you think that would sound like? Oh, yeah, groovy, baby. You're going to have to not lie on this thing, baby. Uh-oh. Who's that? It's the baby from the TV show Dinosaurs.

Not the mama. Not the mama. Not the mama. Not the worst impressions I've heard tonight. How are we going to tackle this one? How are we tackling this one? This is like a, you know what this episode is? What? It's a couch from Ikea because there is a lot to unpack.

I was going to say this couch, just feels like a therapy session for sure. Yeah. Lovely, lovely, lovely guests. Good people. Yeah. I thought. Yeah. I agree.

Good people. Good people. Yeah. Great people. Lovely to have someone different in. Yep. Someone we haven't talked to. Some different viewpoints maybe.

Just nice to check three out of the five boxes that we have for this podcast hmm what are the other what are the other boxes um no racism admittedly that one you know gets checked a lot uh does it i don't know i don't know yeah yeah look i'm i'm it's a. Look, it's a very interesting discussion. It's a very interesting concept about what is good and what is bad in the world. Sure. I think they'll potentially be studying this podcast for decades to come. Yeah. I think this could be taught in university courses.

Sometimes episodes of this show, you know, they might be like wallpaper and it's sort of you don't even notice they've happened and you know there's nothing worth sort of remarking on whereas i think this one is something worth talking about so that's that's good isn't it yeah totally yeah it's it wasn't boring no that's right this is now the third thing in a row that i've sat down to record right this evening right so. And, I mean, again, if I had done three things in a row that were all kind of the same, you know, I'd be going mad right now. So it's nice to have it broken up in the middle. Yeah.

By, you know, just a bit of a – What that was. By what happened in there in that boardroom. That made me feel alive, actually. I was certainly on the edge of my seat as it was all happening. I felt like i was at some kind of like you know like you know radio or broadcasting boot camp do you know what i mean i felt like that was like right you know sometimes you'll hear about people going for a job

and some businesses it's like enough for them to just do like maybe two interviews yeah and then be like okay that's enough but then you hear about like like my friend works at a company and she was interviewing people recently they had to go away and do a task over the weekend and they have to dress up when they go in for the interview and all this shit. They'll really make the prospective employee kind of jump through some hoops. So that felt like, hey, you want to be on radio. Right.

What if this happened? How would you deal with that? You've got to get some wheels turning out of this. Right. And I think we passed some wheels turning out of this. Right. You know? And I think we passed. Yeah, I did too. It's like if you came in and it's like, oh, this is easy.

All you have to do is come in and you go, all right, it's 3.05 and we're back. You just heard the Boys of Summer from the Eagles or from Glenn Frey or whatever it is. Well, you all failed already. Yeah. And if that was the case, that would be written down on a sheet of paper in front of you. You wouldn't just be having to take a stab at who'd played the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you go into a weather report or you know who the newsreader is, you go to them. But, you know, that's all easy.

But you've come in on your final test and they've thrown you the curveball. They've come in and they've given you a guest that's pulling a bit of Mino Reiki. What do you do? Yes. What do you do? Well, I mean, in that case, I had to throw them under the bus and just address it. You know? I had to accuse them to their faces of being a bit racist.

But then just in a way where it lets me kind of laugh it off and not get into a thing with them over it. Yeah, yeah. Look, I'm not going to chuck the R word around. They were lovely people and, you know. Wait, what R word? Because there's one that I'd use. Rambunctious. Yes.

Look, I'm not scared to use it. Really good at comedy. Yeah. Relatively little editing. Is that one? No. Probably not. Yeah.

Look. God. I don't really... It's a very hard one. I feel like we've never come off the back of an episode and had to actually address what just happened. But I feel like we do sort of have to do that. That's the thing. Look, very appreciative of them giving up their time to be on the show.

Very happy to have them on to plug the dates. It's a mutual relationship. But it was in a lot of ways not the standard thing that people are getting when they listen to this podcast. And part of what I think is great about podcasting, and I think you'll agree with me, is this degree of transparency that you're able to have. Yes. So if something happens that's not quite the norm, if you worked in TV or radio, you just have to cover it up and pretend that everything's great. Yep. So it would be remiss of us.

I think the people that listen to this show every week and enjoy it would find it weird if they listened to something that was so different to what we normally do and then we're just here, you know, just going on as if it was just a regular episode. So we're not trying to shit on these guys. We're not trying to sound unappreciative or like we don't think they're like good or anything. But it was a strange experience for us and so we got to come in here and fill time because we only recorded for 30 minutes. Yeah, we had to get out of there.

Yeah, no, I totally agree. That's a good summation of what's happened there. Thank you. We don't usually have that sort of content in there, so I think it's definitely worth putting a few asterisks and some footnotes and things like that towards the end. And also just a bit, to be honest, just a bit upset. So much of my Arnold Schwarzenegger gear got stolen on that episode as well.

So, yeah. I don't know that they had to be actually fucking each other as they were doing that impression. Yeah. That was the bit I took umbrage with. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Do it in your own homes.

Don't rub my podcast in it. I feel like we really had a bit of a history lesson there or something. Yeah. What do you mean? Well, is any new comic coming out and going, hey, you guys have been checking out this Arnold Schwarzenegger thing here? Oh, I reckon definitely. Yeah.

I reckon definitely. I reckon you just don't go to, you know, I reckon if you go to enough open mics, you would see. Oh, really? I reckon you'd see people still doing Arnie. Are new comics doing Arnold Schwarzenegger? I reckon you'd see. But he's not even making movies anymore.

Potentially not even here, but I reckon in the States at open mics, you would definitely see Arnie. Are there still people doing Clark Gable impressions at open mics? Bring it back. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn. Man, my eye is so itchy, which is usually what happens when I'm around your cat. So maybe I've discovered a new allergy tonight.

Allergic to what? Say it. I'm suffering. You take a bite. Fuck, this is really annoying me. Oh, man. Yeah. It's like I know we're rolling around this and I don't know whether

even this is good content, us being this sort of – Like I said, I think people will appreciate – you know, they'll appreciate the transparency. Yeah. I think this is – you know, look. We did our best. We did our best. Yeah.

And look, you know what? You and I, it was two people that we had never met, that we didn't really know that much about, that were not sort of doing the typical thing that is kind of, you know, what we tend to drive people to on this show. But you and I, we still gave it our best and we still did what we could to get stuff out of them. We got a bit out of them.

And in that regard, I will say they've done it again. Oh, okay. Great. Oh, nice. Nice. This is – yeah, all right, all right. This is that moment. I think this is like a sports thing where you maybe – you walk off the field

and you've been defeated and then you sort of – Two of your teammates have just started pretending to be Arnie and fucking each other. And you immediately feel a bit shattered and then you get home and go, you know what, I did the best I could actually. So how can I be upset if I couldn't have done any better? Tomorrow's a new day. Sure we lost that but, you know, I couldn't have physically done any better

so I can't be upset. And tomorrow's a new day. Yeah. And in our case, tomorrow's another podcast that't have physically done any better. Yes. So I can't be upset. And tomorrow's a new day. Yeah. And in our case, tomorrow's another podcast that we have to do. Yeah. So, you know, we'll be better for this podcast maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So the next time someone trots on and starts doing accents of people they shouldn't be, we'll know what to do maybe a little bit more. We also, we did it at 8.30 at night and then we've, that's meant that we've then had to come straight back to my house to do this to then put it up first thing in the morning and we just couldn't help ourselves. We had to get beers on the way home to celebrate another victory for Little Dumb and Pub and podcasting in general.

That is, guys, if there's any students at home listening to this now, that is optimism. That is, if you want to see the best side of everything, Tommy Daslow right there is someone you should use as a case study. If you want to feel good about yourself, you put yourself into the skin of Tee Daslow right there. I'm going to get blind drunk tonight because I've earned it. I'm going back into the skin of tea daslo right there i'm gonna get blind drunk tonight because i've earned it that you know what i'm going out after i'm going back into the city after this that is that's the first beer i've had in about six weeks oh really so i don't know what that says

where i immediately needed a a beer that's like that's like the time i think i've said this years ago but the time where i you know, the infamous – within our podcast, the infamous episode where I – Charlie Candler did an episode of Narnia's Got Talent. Yep, yep. And he, after that show, went and had a bunch of beers in his own house for the first time ever because he hypothetically does not ever drink in his own house. Right.

Especially by himself. You've never – oh, so you never drink in his own house. Right. Especially by himself. You've never, oh, so you never drink in your own house? No. Even when you have company? I guess you don't really have company that much though. I don't really have company that much because I live in a place where no other comics live anywhere near. Yeah, that's true.

I don't know. Yeah. I'm on a side of town where no other comics live anywhere near. I've got to start having people around here. Once the weather gets better. Have we mentioned that I've got to pool? Yeah. That's going to be fucking good for doing this in the middle of summer.

Bring your little trunks around, go for a little swim afterwards. You've got to pool so close to your apartment that other people are going to be doing bombs and you're going to hate it. You're going to be trying to go to sleep. I know. Well, I really don't know how that's going to go because it says on the gate that I think there's a curfew of like 10.

Who's upholding that curfew? Well, me. Right. I did ask. I bumped into my neighbour like the day that I moved in. And I was like, how's that pool going? She's like, oh, it's great. It's so good.

What if Arnie bumped into your neighbour? I live next door. I'm in there doing a podcast. Hey, this is easy. What if you really bumped into him? You know what I mean? Or now I'm being rooted up the arse by someone who does a podcast. That's good.

That's good. That's very nice. Arnie really is a thing where people who do impressions of him are just doing impressions of other impressions. Yes. Like you listen to him talk and it's like he's actually not that crazy sounding. No.

He's just got an accent. That voice people just think that that's him and that's wildly crazy. It's like the thing where it just evolved so much over time that people believe what that is now. It's like Indian curries over in Australia.

That's not what they have in India. Yeah, yeah, right. It's just turned into something completely different. Everyone goes, that's what it is now. No, it's not. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, she said my neighbour was like,

I was like, oh, does it get a little rowdy in there at night? She's like, oh. And you could see her not wanting to break my little heart because this is literally I'm like walking in to move stuff into the house. So she was clearly trying to hold herself back a bit from going like, yeah, it's fucked out there. Right. But I don't know. I mean, from where my bedroom is, maybe I fucked out there. Right. So, but I don't know.

I mean, from where my bedroom is, maybe I'm not going to get it too bad. I don't know. But hey, we'll find out. And you know what? I feel like that will just give me license if I'm copying it to just contribute to it even more. You know what I mean? For the other people in the building by going, guess what?

I'm going to have my little podcast mates. I'm going to get some people off the telly to do some big old horses in here. What if though? What if there's a bunch of rambunctious teens out there, some youths, and they're doing bombs in your little pool out there and they're keeping you up at night and you're like, this is – I've let them go. They've had their fun.

I've got to go out there. You go out there and you say, guys, this is the worst. You've got to get out of here right now. Yep. And then they all turn and go. And then one of them looks back at you and goes, I'll be back. What if that happens? What if that happened?

Well, I'd be unable to control myself. I would simply have to make love to that teenage boy. And how would that go? Well, it'd just be me rooting a teenager. Yeah, they get that. Ow! This is actually good. I like doing it. I can see why those

guys enjoy it so much. It's fun. Yeah. Just if everything turns into fucking with a German movie star. Yeah. Everything's good if that's what happens. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

All right. I don't, I mean, you know, it is a bit rich of us to, you know, be here kind of making fun of these guys that we've just had on our show that do impressions. We don't make fun of them. We have Danny McGinley on all the time. He, we never say anything about him. There's a bit of a double standard going on here.

I think we do. I think we say plenty. We're not making fun. We're just commenting. We're just commenting. What's happening? Speaking of my apartment building, I just recorded in here a couple of hours ago an episode of the video games podcast that I do

with Ben Vanell and Adam Knox and Adam Knox got recognised in my foyer on the way in. For what? By a fan of his sketch group. Oh, really? God, that's depressing. Wow. I mean, I really want to like – I really want to – I've got to be honest. I want to show off around this apartment building.

I want to have some – so most of the other apartments the main building i've got listeners in my apartment building yeah yeah yeah but the main building of where i live they all look all the windows kind of look onto the pool you know i want to be showing off in there i want to get you know your dave thorntons you know i want you i want you you know your ann edmonds's yeah yeah your recognizable fate your celia Pakola's your Luke McGregor's I want to get a real your Arnie Schwarzenegger's

what if Luke McGregor was Arnold Schwarzenegger I'll be back I think it might be a tumour actually get to the chopper bit only if you want it's up to you I think it might be a tumour, actually. Get to the chopper, but only if you want. It's up to you. Good stuff. Get to the chopper.

Get to the chopper. Get to the chopper. Big night for us. Big night for us. Also, guys, so we should be recognising this. This is a major oversight. But we will be talking further about the crunchy – Cat gate. Cat gate.

We will be talking further about crunchy in the competition, in the big competition to become the face of a cat food company. Yes, there are, of course, updates, and it is probably a bit remiss of a lot of you listening. You're probably thinking, yeah, it's weird, but, yeah, we kind of – yeah, we had to do this episode tonight. We had to put it up straight away, so it had to be this week's ep, and it just felt way too weird to bring up some fucking bullshit cat

with these two American guys that we'd just met. Yeah. What if my cat was Arnie? How would that go? Meow. Easily the worst one. And that's saying something. And that's really saying something.

That gave me a double allergy flare-up. What if my cat was Chinese? Oh, no. I'm not going to say it. Real? That's somehow not as bad as the one I was going to say. Right. Okay.

I don't know what you were going to say. Should I just say it under the cone of like – I mean I did think it but I don't want to say it. Say it off air. Yeah, but I feel like there will be like four people that really enjoy it and I want the credit. You know what I mean? All right.

Because that's the thing. It's like we have friends of ours who are comics that listen to this. Right. So like if I was hanging out with them off stage or like not on mic, I would just say it and they'd be like, good one. Yeah. But so, you know, I want – Well, now I want to hear it because I haven't picked what it is.

Okay, if your cat was Chinese, it'd eat itself. Oh. itself not bad I mean it's awful yeah I don't feel good about saying I feel worse being your friend yeah it was a good one yeah yeah it's I mean it but it's it's reprehensible. And it plays on an awful stereotype that I don't condone. Yes. But the joke was there. But, I mean. It's sort of like a fart or a burp. You get sick if you don't let it out.

Yeah. If it made you one of the most awful people who has absolutely no moral compass whatsoever laugh, then that's, you know what, that's good enough for me. And no court can convict me. To get that much of a laugh, then that's, you know what, that's good enough for me and no court can convict me. To get that much of a laugh out of me, it was pretty funny. It's a funny visual as well. You should write that down in a book. That will come in handy in some way.

When? Where? In some way that will come in handy at some time. In what way will will come in handy at some time. In what way will that come in handy? Maybe we can go back to those guys and sell us something. Now, we should put a poll up in the Facebook group. Lovely guys. Genuinely what's worse?

Lovely guys. Yeah, lovely guys. Genuinely what's worse? Lovely guys. Yeah, lovely guys. Genuinely what's worse? What I just said or doing the voice? But that's a serious question. Which do you think is more offensive or more quote unquote racist? To make a joke that's a funny gag that does rely on a very offensive stereotype or to do a

characterish, cartoonish voice. That was brought up within the episode, saying how are you supposed to do the voice? If that's how someone sounded like it. That's a very valid argument as well. I'm not saying what the answer is. I think it's easy enough to just do it

in your normal voice. Yeah, sure. I'm not saying what the answer is. I think it's easy enough to just do it in your normal voice. Yeah, sure. Hey, I don't have an answer. I don't know. I do. You're right. Okay, that's fine. I'm happy with both answers. I don't want to cause any trouble. If you know anything about me, happy to toe the line. And as we've just heard, my ethics are flawless. All right. All right All right

Anything else? We need to clear up? Have we just unpacked that? Are we all Do we feel good About this now or I mean Yeah I think so

Do we feel good about What we've just done right now? Are we okay? I think so yeah We've talked enough We've had a bit of fun Because talking dumb This really

You know The idea of it is supposed to be talking about the episode we've just done. And we certainly, this is nearly about the first episode where this has been an actual. We don't do it enough. Yeah. This has been an actual necessity. Yes.

To do. Yes. Yep. I was saying this on the walk here. Check this thing out. And then I whipped it out. But then after that, I said to you, imagine if we'd done that in the olden days. Yes.

Before Talking Dumb Dumb existed and we had no right of reply to the episode. We just had to go, there we go. Within the two of us, we have one infamous episode. Yes. Where, I don't know if we've… What do you mean within the two of us? Well, within our two… We don't talk about it on the show or to other people really,

but you and I talk about this one episode where we really had a really hard time of it. Oh, an episode that we put out? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we recorded it and then we walked away and we both were shell-shocked and we were out of control of the episode. And then we talked to each other about an hour later and we both were shell-shocked and we were out of control of the episode. And then we talked to each other about an hour later. We debriefed, which I don't think we've ever really done before.

Like I got home and my phone rang and I was like, I hope this is about what I think it's about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I felt fucked about it. Yeah. Why are we talking? Now we're just going to get people on the socials demanding to know which one it is.

That's fine. It's all talking points. It's good. Yeah, but we did have an hour debrief where we were like – we were broken. Yeah. We were broken. Yeah, yeah. But my point being is we were just broken.

We didn't deal with it properly. Now we've got the skills to A, do a better job to start with and B, talking dumb dumb to then deal with it. Yes. And the other thing we should say is that that episode went out and the listeners were none the wiser. Yes. And no one batted an eyelid.

I think you may have done a little bit of editing as well maybe. Oh, boy. Oh, you did a lot of editing. Yeah. The old clicking finger was pretty sore after that one. Right. Okay. Because of what?

Well, I'd been looking up a lot of pornography. Oh, nice. And then sticking it up your butt. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. All right. Well, I get that.

Yeah. Anyway, enough about – now let's do an episode of what we've said on Talking Dumb Dumb, all the bad references we've made just right now. Yes. Yes. Anyway, yes. Anyway, hey, so, all right, that'll do. I think we're over that. Maybe we're a bit over the top with that.

You know, sometimes it's a tough day at the office, but you know what makes it easier to grin and bear is the thousands and thousands of dollars that pour into us from Patreon. Wow, that much? And we're very appreciative of everyone that enjoys the show. If you like getting it for free every week and you want to support whatever it is exactly that we're doing in here, yeah, it means a lot to us. Particularly this episode.

Yeah. If you think this needs to have more money behind it to maybe make it better, for sure. Funnel it our way. Well, you know, I think it's like people should be giving us more money to cover the costs of, you know, what it cost us to stage this episode. We had to pay for Arnie. We had to pay for Mark Wahlberg. We had to pay for fucking Regis.

Bruce Lee Lee Jackie Chan These people don't come cheap folks And we did personally fly Each and every one of them in to be on this podcast At our own personal expense Is it sort of like that deal where if you play music You have to pay for the rights By using their voices

Do we have to pay the rights God that would be good I bet some lawyer in the states has tried to work on that Tried to work on that. Yeah. Tried to work on getting a deal for... Imagine if Arnie got paid every time someone did an impression of him. Imagine if Arnie... Yes?

Fucked a man. Yeah. Okay. Well, hey, no need to imagine. Why? I just need to rewind this bad boy about 25 minutes earlier. Okay. And I'll be able to hear it in my ears.

Right. All right. So patreon.com slash litt dum-dum club. If you want to get all the bonuses, the magazines, the extra episodes, and, you know, be chucked in the little lottery of getting your name read out at some stage. Of course. Completely random every week.

Of course, we can't promise exactly what week it could be. I wish we could. It would make things a lot easier. I would love to hack into the unplanned title alternator and find some way of planning what right come in what if you could do that well maybe we should because there's often like when video games will come out on pc there's like a community of modders that will you know there'll always be a thing where it's like hey now you can play a shrek in grand theft auto oh it's not officially licensed it's just like

you know industrious internet people kind of like make a little 3D model and they go into the code and they work out how to put it in. Right. So maybe there's kind of like, you know, maybe the unplanned title alternator has unofficial mods out there. Right. You know, that we could, that some people could, you know, inform us of. Could we, could we use the unplanned title alternator in big head mode?

Could we do that? Yes. Yes. DK mode. Yes, definitely. Great. All right. So the thing's fired up again this week.

You seem exhausted already. Yeah. And I don't blame you. Yeah. I think I'm just starting to deal with some, what do you call it? Some post. Post. Post-traumatic stress.

Post-traumatic stress. Yeah. So anyway. Hoo-traumatic stress. Yeah. So, anyway. Hoo-ha. Just a- Cinch of a woman. Hoo-ha. So.

Hoo-ha. He's, that Mark Wahlberg, he's in a lot of movies. So. What's that, that is, he does that hoo-ha thing in Scent of a Woman, right? I've never seen it. It's a good movie. Yeah, okay. Do you think it holds up?

Good question because I haven't seen it lately, but I did very much enjoy it at the time. Okay. But he did chew up the scenery in that movie. Yeah, give it a watch. Are you still watching Better Call Saul? Are you keeping up? Yes. Are you up to date? Saul? Are you keeping up? Yes.

Are you up to date? Not the very latest episode as we speak. Okay. I haven't seen that one. All right. Why? No, I have nothing to offer observation wise. I've been watching it week to week.

It is slow going. Which I've never done with that show. It's slow going. Yeah, I just find it really easy watching though. Right. Right. I'm into the Germans in this. Right.

I like that whole stuff i'm feeling it's the opposite of breaking bad we're breaking bad every week it was like oh fuck but like this but better call souls like oh it's over yeah yeah but i mean yeah i i still i don't think that there's really been anything that they've like built to and they're not really delivered on i still like everything that they're doing even though it's not – but I mean Breaking Bad is, you know, one of the most thrill-packed things of all time. Yeah.

I feel like there's a lot more hills in this thing than there are mountains. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. I did a tweet about this last night but they – fucking Vince Gilligan, he loves a bit of this in his TV shows. It's like someone – you know, it's like an evil character coming into the scene and it's like, hey,

here's a fucking proverb that my dad taught me when I was eight. Do you know what I mean? There's always like evil characters that are just always telling some boring story about their childhood that goes for about ten minutes and then they fucking cut someone's ear off. Right. You know what I mean? He fucking loves putting that in his shows.

Right. Oh, yeah. One time I saw my dad fall down a flight of stairs. And the thing I learned was. Right. And then 10 seconds later, he's fucking stabbing the guy. Right. This most recent one has a bit of that where it's like, oh, fucking give me a bit of.

Oh, I haven't seen it. But anyway, thanks for spoiling it. Did the camera lens look out of anything circular this week? Yeah, they love a bit of a fixed shot. They love a bit of a weird angle. Did Saul, did he look into a golf hole or anything like that? Yeah, they fucking love a bit of that. I would love to get Odenkirk on this.

On this? Yeah, sure. I would love that. And that feels like that's not entirely out of the realm of possibility. Maybe we could have got someone to do his voice about half an hour ago. So, the Unplanton Alternator is all fired up. At the very least, one of the Vietnamese women in the nail salon that he lives out the back of.

Wowee. Here we go. I can't do it anymore. I feel like we might be needing the services of one Saul Goodman after this goes out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do it anymore. I've got to get into it. Line in the sand.

Line in the sand. Unplanned title alternator has gone on. Yep. All the rest of it. We can't keep it on. We can't keep it whirring all night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

It's got finite batteries. That's it. So, thank you to Patreon subscriber Sam Jones. And I pronounce it that way. Yes. Because it's Sam with two Ms. Wow. Yeah.

Now, this is good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. This is something to work with. It was Sam Jones? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Now this is good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. This is something to work with. It was Sam Jones? Yeah. Okay. Two Ms.

I thought that, I mean, look, Jones, let's be realistic, not the most interesting surname. No. So if you're packing Jones at the back end, and, you know, Sam is a pretty common name as well. Yep. I mean, you'd want to be jazzing it up with a bit of. Sam, because I'm thinking, well, what's Sam short for? Nothing. common name as well. Yep. I mean, you'd want to be jazzing it up with a bit of… Yeah. Sam.

Because I'm thinking, well, what's Sam short for? Nothing. It's just Sam. Well, is that a bit of like so Will Anderson, famously. Right. Will with one L. Infamously, in my opinion. What is the deal with famously and infamously?

Like famously is just people know it and infamously is people know it, but it's a bit… But do people say infamously is people know it, but it's a bit. But do people say infamously? Because people will say, oh, he famously did this. Do people say he infamously did this? People will go, he's infamous for doing this. I don't think it ever gets used as infamously. I think it does. Really?

Yeah. It is a little bit clunky. Well, you know, I think Will's famous. Call me crazy. But you can be famous and infamous. Yeah. Well, you know, I think Will's famous. Call me crazy. But you can be famous and infamous. Yeah, I always thought – I always took it as, like, infamous was, like, famous but for the wrong reasons. Like, your infamous is, like, you know, you're a –

But that's still famous. Yes. I think it's just a way of differentiating, like, being a movie star versus, like, you know, killing your whole family. Right. And Will has done both. Right. What movie was he in?

I mean, I know about the murder, but. But, you know, he is Will with one L. Yes. So that he can, you know, he's got like, so he's halving William. Right. So he's got an extra Liam there. Ah, right. So maybe this person by birth they are Sammy.

So they just want to have just a little Y hanging out there, you know? Right. Okay. Sam. Well, not only that. Not only that, does Sam have that angle. But also, patron subscriber, $6.90 a month. Very nice.

So we know what that means. What does that mean? Money for two, I guess. Even $1 is money for two, technically speaking. Okay. But this is also what I like about this donation. Wow, there's a lot going on here. Yeah, there's a lot.

I can't believe this is the first name. Yeah, there's still meat on this bone. The sort of thing you'd usually see in a fifth name. Yeah. No, just later down the usually see in a fifth name. Yeah. You know, just later down the track, you know. Okay. Have we ever got that far? So $6.90 a month, but this person appears to be from the UK.

So I don't even know what that translates into pounds, but they've had to make sure that it turns into $6.90 just to get us to talk about this. That's what they've done. This is no accident is what I'm saying, Tom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, maybe it isn't. Maybe I'll look it up and it's some completely round number in pounds. Let me look it up.

Oh, look. I'd be shocked. Is it in US dollars? No. Oh, fuck. Fuck, it is too, I think. Patreon money? Yeah.

Yeah, so it's in… Oh, fuck, it is too. Patreon money? Yeah. Yeah, so it's in United States. Fuck it is too. Into, where is it? British pounds. Okay. American dollars, two British pounds, $6.90 equals what in pound sterling? That is five pounds and 24 pence. Oh, nice.

That is a nice round number. Yeah. Yeah. So that is a coincidence. I take that all back. Five, two, four. Yeah. I take, that's a. Oh, nice. That is a nice round number. Yeah. Yeah. So that is a coincidence. I take that all back. 5, 2, 4. Yeah. That's a...

Dinner for three. That's a grippany, I believe, actually. So, yeah, I take that back. Yeah. That's a complete coincidence. Good stuff. Thanks, Sam. Thanks, Sam.

If I am pronouncing that properly. Have I done that for long enough? How do you want us to pronounce it? Write in. Let us it? Write in. Let us know. Write in. Write how you want us to pronounce a word. People do that.

People do that a lot now. People get on the Facebook page and they do a bit of phonetic spelling out. But how phonetic can you write, Sam? Well, you just say, oh, I want, yes. No, you'd say what you were doing is correct. Right, okay.

Versus, no, you're fucking idiots. Yeah, okay. Well, tell us either is correct. Right, okay. Versus, no, you're fucking idiots. Yeah, okay. Well, tell us either of those. And also tell us, you know, what's our Arnie like? Yeah. Yeah, totally. Give us feedback on our Arnie. Yeah.

Thank you to Patreon subscriber Rosanna St. Vincent. Ah. Great musician. The what? St. Vincent. Oh. The patron saint of clothes I don't want anymore. Look, it's no Chinese cat. You were just working with what you had.

Yeah, the St Vincent. St Vincent de Paul. Yeah. That's a thrift shop. You don't know anything about – you don't know any songs by St Vincent? No. You'd be familiar with St Vincent. I think I am but I'm not at the point in my life in which I know who –

I know band names, I know songs, I don't know who does what. Okay, right. She's really good. Right. She's great. Yeah. I'm sure I know of her through your playlists. Okay.

But I don't know names and stuff like that. Yeah. In fact, look, I have a point with this. When, like I know it's a cliche to go, okay, you get older and then you don't know what's in the charts, you don't know what the new songs are and whatever it is and people go, ooh, and I'm and then you don't know what's in the charts. You don't know what the new songs are and whatever it is. And people go, ooh. And I'm like, that's fine.

That's cool. But I find it weirder when people get along in years and do know that stuff. I'm like, shouldn't you be concentrating on fucking other stuff? Like, don't you have other stuff in your life? I, yeah. I mean, when I see Molly Meldrum doing that, I'm like, you're fucking weird. Like, you shouldn't be, you shouldn't know what the new J-pop bands are. I mean, but I get, I kind of, I'll get an album and listen to it.

I'm not saying you. No, no, no. But my point is, I think I'm going to be one of those people. Right. And so, for me, because I, and I know everyone says this when they're younger, like, I can't see myself ever slowing down you know what i mean i'm 32 now and i have no part of me i'm like oh i'm struggling to keep up in terms of like super young music but i still like i listen to stuff and i thrash it and

then i kind of get bored really quickly so i'm just constantly on the hunt for new stuff to listen to because i get bored of what's in my library very quickly so i don't think that that's ever going to change for me and also now with streaming and everything yeah it's not like you have to listen to because I get bored of what's in my library very quickly. So I don't think that that's ever going to change for me. And also now with streaming and everything, it's not like you have to go to the – like I just have this blog that I check every day and they'll put something new on and I'm like, oh, this is cool. I'll go get this album on Apple Music and add it to my library. Look, that's a good point because I think –

Thank you. You're welcome. Man, it was great. You've earned it. You are different to me in that way of i feel like i've always treated musicians and bands and stuff like a football team yeah barrack for them yeah and so stuff comes out and i go i get it automatically i've got to go and get it and then i have to listen to them and there's stuff i don't like and i go i'll still listen to it yeah

because i'm because that's my team yeah whatever whereas i'll see see you go, oh, there's this band, you know, they're finally putting out this album after all these years or whatever it is and it's out. Oh, yeah, I listened to it once. Not for me. Never listening again. Yeah, but I mean that's part of like how much stuff that I listen to. Right.

So, yeah, I am. But I still do have that. Like a band that I like, I'll still get excited about every new thing that they put out. And it might take me a few months to go back to something. But I might initially be like, yeah, not super into this one this time, boys. But I definitely will still. Because you're right, I do find it weird when people can just be like,

you know, there'll be a band that I've gone to see with i've gone to see with a friend a few years ago and i'll be like oh did you see they they have a new app they bought a new album out like six months ago and they're like oh what like i find that crazy yeah to care about a band enough to go to their gig yeah but then not follow up and like and keep abreast of like when they have a new thing coming out yeah like even if I just give it a cursory go, I'll still – like I'll still get the new album of – I think it's taken me a long time to be into bands and people and whatever and not know fucking everything about them and not hear everything they've ever done. Right, right.

And understand that I can just like a band without knowing all the titles of the songs. Yes. Or stuff like that. Yes. Yeah. So – I went to see a rap group last night, a very like of the moment young person's rap group,

and I've never felt older in my entire life. I easily, easily would have been the oldest person there. Great. Like hands down. Wow. Like they're a band, like I think the oldest person in the group is like 22. Wow.

And I was standing there waiting for the show to start and this guy came up and was like – So we'll name the band Five Seconds of Summer. They're called Brockhampton. They're really good. But I was – oh, and also, interestingly enough, I got sold a ticket by a listener of this podcast. Really?

Yeah. I put on Twitter just being like – I just left it to the last minute and was like, fuck this, I really want to go. Right. And put on Twitter like, oh, does anyone have a ticket? And yeah, a listener hit me up and sold me a ticket. Very kind of him. At four times the asking price.

No, no, I'm kidding. Cost price. I didn't know Viagogo listened to this show. Thanks, Viagogo. How is she, Viagogo? I was standing there and a young gentleman came up to me and said, hey, where's the toilet? And I was like, oh, he thinks I work here.

Like he thinks I'm the janitor. Great. Because in his head it's like, well, there's no way this balding man is here to see this cool rap group that I'm also here to see. Great, great. Yeah. Are you the dad of Pinky? Yeah.

I guess that's the name of a guy in the band. Some of them do have kind of weird names, yeah. Right. Is Pinky one of them? No. Okay. I got that wrong. No.

Thanks, Rosanna. Thanks, Rosanna. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Anna Little. Anna Little. It only sounds like analytical. Yeah. Yeah. A bit disappointed that it's not. only sounds like analytical Yeah Yeah A bit disappointed that it's not

It sounds like a really, really, really boring porn name She's just got the wrong idea there It's, yeah, she's She saw pussy galore and go Oh, so if you combine the names you can make a thing Analytical She's like, she's misremembering a thing where it's like in her head. She's like, you know, like that euphemism and it's like, no,

you've misheard something or you're misremembering something. Something's gone wrong somewhere along the line but those are just two – that's just a word. And also if you – tip for young players, having the word lethal in a porn name is probably bad as well. I would say if you're the girl, probably not. Not as much. Given a lot of weird fetish stuff, I would say that's probably maybe an asset.

Yeah, actually. For a gentleman, definitely. Yeah. Especially, look, having the name Anna for a male porn star is bad, I think. Let alone the word little. Yeah. No, you're right. You've turned me around on that. Anna Little is a perfectly let alone the word little. Yeah. No, you're right. You've turned me around on that.

Anna Little is a perfectly fine porn name. Yeah. Yeah. Because Anna, you can be like – She'll be wrapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your porn name? Just My Name?

Yep. Okay. Oh, God. Those are the worst fucking online – Oh, you know, your fucking – Your porn name is – Yeah. let's take your, who cares? Yeah. Porn names change anyway.

Like that was. And it's not. Like if you were in a porno, oh, okay, oh, my street name and my dog's name. Like you turn up Thursday on set. So what name are you going under? Flinders Fido. Yeah.

That's good. That's actually not bad. Yeah. I take it all back. Yeah, Flinders Fido. Yeah. I lived on Arnold Street. Yes.

And my pet's name was Schwarzenegger. Right. And have we got any clips of what you would sound like while you were having sex? I can't even You can't imagine what you would sound like? I just got a headache Trying to even imagine that Can't imagine

No What you as the porn actor Arnold Schwarzenegger would sound like mid-coitus No, it's just completely, yeah. What if you, the porn star, under the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger, were having sex with me under my porn name, Mark Wahlberg? Ah, what if? How would that go? Again, I just, where is this coming from? I know you're a bit of a random guy.

Yeah. But this is a stretch even for you. Very random. You are the most rando person I've ever met. I'm like Monty Python. Very Monty Python-esque. All right. Thanks, Anna.

Thanks, Anna. And always Practice safe sex Thank you too Unless it doesn't feel that good And then just do it Whatever you want Wow

Don't you think? Very irresponsible Fine with us doing what we did For the first 20 minutes But Use protection guys Practice safe sex It feels bad though

So Whatever Whatever makes you feel good I think I think you should practice Use protection guys Practice safe sex It feels bad though So Whatever Whatever makes you feel good I think I think you should Practice safe sex Thank you to Patience subscriber

Andrew Thorne Oh I thought you were Going to say Thornton No That would have been nice No I guess

No Thorne Now Thorne That was the Name of my first dog. Of your pet. Yep. This guy.

This could be my porn name. Did you live on Andrew Street? No. You know what? I take it all back to what I was saying before. I actually have a not bad porn name, I reckon. What is it? Because my first street was Rose Street.

Rose Thorn. Wow. Yeah. How crazy is that? That's good for a girl porn star. Yeah. But not as good for what you are I sneak up, you go, oh, Rose Thorne

Yeah I am going to download and definitely masturbate to this Yeah And then all of a sudden, cut to this unit A bloke Yep Yeah Tricked ya

That's not good It's good for me I'll get my jollies off You want to get tricked in a fucking thriller or a suspense movie, not in a porno. Yeah, but I mean this is the thing where it's like – You don't want M. Night Shyamalan directing a porno. But this is the thing where it's like, you know,

we're all used to the idea that a lot of the people that we're seeing in these porno movies are being exploited. But this is like – this turns that on its head. I'm exploiting you, the viewer. You don't want a porno to be a whodunit. Get really surprised at the end. Where you're like, oh yes. Oh no. That's what I did that to.

And because the lights are off so you're just hearing my voice. So it's just like, wow. This is sexy stuff. How do you reckon you would go as a porn actor? Do you think you would ever do you think you could be a person that had sex with someone in front of other people? Weirdly enough, I've thought about this.

I think I probably could do that. The bit that I would find hard I mean for the man is like having to Having to get your Dig hard again and again and again And come like doing that On that kind of schedule would be the hardest thing And you know Most porn movies go for longer than about

45 seconds so that bit would be hard for me as well Right you can go for that long I mean That bit would be hard for me as well. Right. You can go for that one. I'm in one like hour-long scene, but it's clearly been pieced together from like all these different times of me fucking. So it's like by the end of the hour, like my hair is like visibly longer. It's like the 7 Up documentary series.

It's like the 7-Up documentary series. Oh, God. It's like you've got all these pimples at the start. At the start, somehow, mid-sex, you're going, I wish I could drive one day. And then by the end, you're like mid-courts, you're celebrating that you can get cheap bus tickets. That's great. That's really good stuff.

I hope Pablo and Steve are sitting around right now just going like, all those guys fucking going on about Thailand and fucking Elon Musk. God, what a couple of fucking idiots. Yeah, totally. I'd be fine with that. Totally. I'd love that. Yeah. God, what a couple of fucking idiots. Yeah, yeah, totally. I'd be fine with that. Totally. Yeah. I'd love that.

Yeah, so would I. But yeah, do you think you could nut in front of a room of people? No. How many people are typically on a porn set, do you think? Well, it depends because I think porn has changed like anything, especially in the digital age. Everything you ever hear about porn is it's different now because there's no big budgets and it's more gonzo I guess now.

So it would probably be a lot easier these days because there's not that many people hanging around. There wouldn't be that many people, yeah. It's not like a proper movie set anymore. I mean, yeah, I've had previous partners ask me if I would be like, hey, let's make a sex tape. Oh, really? And I've never been able to because I'm too scared about –

I mean I have anxiety about our fucking Facebook chat getting out into the – you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just knowing that that's out there somewhere would – and then if that thing ends, like it would just – I would be anxious about it constantly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean if I was being – if I was like deciding, yeah,

I want to be in porn, I'm going to do it. I think the rooting in front of a room of people would be – I think that would be the bit that would – the easiest bit. Do you think that you could test it out maybe at one of our live podcasts? I would certainly be open to it. It would depend whom I would be making love to in front of this room of people. What if we could get Arnold Schwarzenegger? Now, bear with me.

Wild idea here. Just going to skip all. Just going to throw a few names out. Yeah. Wild idea here. Just going to skip all. Just going to throw a few names out. Yeah. Who is, and I don't know if you want to say this on record.

Okay. But who, like, one of your top women in the world that you would love to have sex with? Ah, one of the top in the world. Yeah. Could we reframe the question? Could we maybe say who you're very attracted to? Okay.

Yeah. Who's a famous person who you'd love to have sex with? But that makes it a lot creepier if you just say who's very attractive. Well, yeah, but not to show my hand, I've got a follow-up question. All right. Okay. All right. All right.

Just play ball here. You ask your question and I'll answer my new question. Who's someone who I feel would be very attracted? Well, number one, my wife, obviously. But if she died in a horrible accident. Why are you winking at me like that? Why are you editing the question? My answer.

Are you allergic as well? Who in the world? Well, look, this is a… You are breaking down. This is great. No, no, no. I'm not breaking down. I just asked you as a joke and it's really sent you into a spin.

Not at all. I'm honestly trying to answer the question. Okay. I'm trying to think of someone worldwide. You've said in the world because I'm thinking, well, there's a lot of people in the world. I think my go-to answer when I've had conversations like this with some randy boy talk. Other red-blooded males. Yes.

Yep. I think, and I haven't updated this, but I always thought that who I found very attractive is Katy Perry. Okay. Yep. Yep. So you can make love to Katy Perry, but she's dressed like Arnie and she's doing the voice the whole time.

Absolutely, yes. Great. Even better. Baby, yes. Great. Even better. Baby, you're a firework. All right. Thanks, Andrew. Thanks, Andrew. All right.

So, have we done enough? How long have we been going on Talking Dumb? Is Talking Dumb Dumb now gone longer than the original episode? It has indeed. Oh, really? Yeah. Is that a first? I reckon that's a first.

No, I don't think it is a first. I think we've done pretty long ones before. Well, we typically do an episode that goes for an hour. We've never done a Talking Dumb Dumb that's gone longer than that. Oh, have we? No. No way. That's good.

That's good then. We've never done a Talking Dumb Numb that's gone longer than that. Oh, have we? No. No way. That's good then. I think at this point it's like it's almost double. What? It's almost double the length of the ep.

Really? This now, this actually, no, including the bit at the start, this is 55 minutes. Including the bit at the start. this is 55 minutes. Including the bit at the start. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. So we dicked around for a few minutes, you know,

with the intro to the episode. Right. But so this bit now here is probably like 50. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. But why do you ask, pray tell? Well, I was just wondering whether we should, like,

if that's time, if we just finish right here, if we've run out of time. I mean, you know, a lot of that was just us kind of dicking around, kind of talking about the ep that people had just heard. So I feel like in terms of reading out names, we've really only done that for I think about six minutes or something. So we've got heaps more time to fill. We've got a little bit more time to fill, you reckon. Okay.

Well, if we've got a little bit more time, like you just said, I guess we can do one more. Yeah, that seems fair. All right. Cool. All right. So one more to go and then we finish the episode. Yep.

Great. And it's been a fun time all night. Yep. And we just put this episode out and then we finish the episode yep great and it's been a fun time all night yep and we just put this episode out and we turn off the notifications we hope for the best on socials

and our phones yep and emails DMs are closed don't at me you can at me just don't ring me

okay let's do one more one more of these valued Patreon subscribers Thank you very much For contributing All these people The four previous names

Of course Thank you very much Sam Jones Sorry Sam Jones Rosanna St. Vincent Anna Little That is a sexy name

Andrew Thorne That is a sexy name Yep And one more Yep Which is this Final one Fifth one

Fifth one for the night. And then we're calling it for this edition of Talking Dumb Dumb. Well, you'd say those first four names are all pretty Anglo. Yes. Anglo names. Yep. Yeah. Well, this is, I'm glad.

This is different. Yeah, this is mixing up a little bit. So that's good. Right, right. Mixing it up. Bit more diversity in this Patreon rate. A few more colours in the rainbow, so to speak. Yeah, that's great, isn't it?

Yeah. Should be more of that. Yeah, this is a pretty diverse podcast. Yeah. You know? Totally. Sometimes there's bad comedy. Sometimes there's attempted comedy.

It runs the whole gamut. Yeah. Everyone gets a go. So, all right. And look, write in, complain if I'm not pronouncing your sort of, your obviously foreign sounding name properly. So let me know if I'm not pronouncing this properly. I'm having a crack.

All we can do is try. I mean, you're just reading it off. No one writes in and writes their name out phonetically. Yep. all we can do is try I mean you're just reading it off yep it's there you know no one no one writes in and writes their name out phonetically yep and if we cause offence

then obviously that's you know that we feel terrible about that so but you know you've just got to let us know yep

you know and we'll do whatever we can to make it right yep I'll post a correction next episode if this is wrong yes

alright here we go oh we're going to add to our enemies list oh fuck we better alright after this okay I'll post a correction next episode if this is wrong. Yes. All right, here we go. Oh, are we going to add to our enemies list? Oh, fuck. We better. All right, after this. Okay. After this.

Have you got one in the... Oh, fuck, I don't. I just remembered it then. Fuck. We've got to write that stuff down. Yeah, yeah. I think we may have made someone else's enemies list after this episode. Does that count?

That'll do. All right. Are we on our own enemies list? Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's us. We're jumping in front of the train. Well, we're not making

things easy for ourselves. Oh, wait. I do have one. Okay. Yeah, I do have one. Should we do that? We'll do this first. Do this, yeah.

Here we go. The last one, whatever number we're up to. Here we go. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Hasta La Vista Baby Comedy. Okay, right.

Yep. I think you've pronounced that perfectly. Really? Yeah. You've heard that name before? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah.

Okay, great. I mean, sometimes you do people's financial situation changes and you know they might not be able to continue paying on Patreon. Sometimes, you know, I feel like maybe people chip in and, you know, we make a bit too much fun so they get offended and they, you know, they don't renew their Patreon and we don't get any more money from them ever again. But in the case of this person, I think we've done them a great service

and I think he or she will be saying, I'll be back. Are you a bit puffed from that run-up? Yep. All right. Now Now your enemies list Thanks Asta People may remember a few weeks ago now I talked about the gentleman on my flight home from Japan Who sat on and broke

My headphones He now I hit him He hit me up It's like what do you think is fair? And I was like, well. Why are we burying this at the back of this episode? But anyway.

Oh, should I save it for, there's no major update. Okay, all right. It's just basically him going, I'll pay you, I can either get the repair sorted or you can look at this website. I'll pay you back. God either get the repairs sorted or you can look at this website. I'll pay you back. God, I wish he was saying that. He's like, oh, I'll contribute this much to it. And I emailed this website, this repairs website that he gave me.

I just realized the other day they never got back to me. And so I was just like, fuck, it's been weeks now. I've just got to hit this guy up and just get whatever I can out of him. And so I emailed him and I said, hey, man, I just haven't gotten anything from these guys. So look, yeah, just if you've got PayPal or whatever, just send me that. I think he said, oh, I'm happy to pay like $100 or whatever. And I was like, yeah, you know, just send me the $100.

Like that's fine and I'll sort it. And he's come back with, yeah, I don't really have that at the moment. So just send me – and I don't have PayPal. So just send me your bank details and I'll just send it when I can. Like I'm never getting this money. I'm never getting this money, am I? Yeah. And here's the thing.

If he had said to me initially money is tight, if he had just been a bit more hat in hand and been a bit more like, hey, man, like this is the situation, I would have been like, look, man, I get it. But if people remember, he really went on the front foot. He's like, I didn't break them that badly. I saw you with them on your head after this. Like, he kind of, you know, he sort of had a bit of a dig.

And so now he's just trying to be like, yeah, man, I don't have it. So he's on the enemy's list. Is this – I mean, look, you and I are different people. If this had happened to me, I'd be very tempted to release this information. Yes. I have considered that. I will say, not to get ahead of next week's episode, after seeing how the, some of the community acted this week.

Community? It's a nice way of describing it. Yes. acted this week? Community? It's a nice way of describing it. Yes. Yeah, no, you definitely, there is part of me where it's like, you don't know who you're messing with, buddy. Great. But it's also, the thing is, if he doesn't have the money, he doesn't have the money.

Like, you know, me just doxing him on this podcast isn't going to get me a new pair of fucking headphones. I know, but it gets you a little dicky hard and that's something. Yeah, again, we are very different people. What would get my little dicky hard is my fucking Beats headphones being able to fit properly on my head. But, like you said, that's not going to happen. So, you need to find the next best thing.

That's that hard dicky. Anyway, he's on the enemies list. Right. What's his name? You can't just write a name on an enemies list without a name. Oh, okay. I feel like you're about to make up a name. Yeah, I was about to.

Edward Fone. I was about to. Head, Edward, Edward Phone. Edward Phone. That's a good fake name. I wish he had enough money to join our Patreon subscriber list now. You know when you see people in like TV shows and they're just meant to be some run-of-the-mill character but they've got like it's clearly like

the writer wanting to be like well I'm going to come up with an imaginative name and it's like there's no way someone this boring as they're meant to be in this show would have a fancy name like Edward Phone. Yeah yeah yeah yeah Anyway that's it for another week. Thanks guys

thanks for everyone who supports us on Patreon we've got the live shows coming up Brisbane, Melbourne, Perth, little dum dum That's it for another week. Thanks, guys. Thanks for everyone who supports us on Patreon. We've got the live shows coming up. Brisbane, Melbourne, Perth. LittleDumbDumbClub.com for tickets. Get onto that. And go and see Pablo Francisco's show if you enjoyed the episode.

Yep. It's very funny. Yep. And, you know, again, lovely of those guys to give us their time and it was a fun chat. Yep, yep. Great stuff. Yeah, go see them Thursday in Melbourne and Saturday in Sydney, pablofrancisco.com.

Yes, thanks again for listening and we'll see you next time. See you, mates.