The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 422 - Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias & Adam Friedland

Episode Date: November 7, 2018

This week we're joined by the hosts of the super popular US podcast Cum Town - NICK MULLEN, STAVROS HALKIAS and ADAM FRIEDLAND! We set some ground rules, learn the history of the Bloomin' Onion and delve into a shared love of crazy open micers. PLUS a special guest on Talking Dum Dum! Don't forget, we have a bunch of huge live shows coming up:PERTH: We're heading back for our annual huge day of stand-up and podcasting! NOVEMBER 18. For tickets, merchandise, links to our Patreon and heaps of other stuff, head to our website: littledumdumclub.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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which we're going to do at the end of the episode in an all new installment of Talking Dumb Dumb. But until then, enjoy this new episode with the boys from Comptown. Hey, mates. Welcome once again into the little Dumb Dumb Club for another week. Thank you very much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dasolo. With me is always the other half of the show, Carl Chandler.

Hey, Dickhead. Finally, we got some guests on the show with a more fuck title than our podcast title. Very excited to have these guys in from the Come Town podcast. Nick Mullen, Adam Friedland, and Stavros Halkias. Hello, boys. Thanks for joining

us. Yeah, we normally, when we have people in here who don't know us, we very ashamedly say the name of this podcast, The Little Dum Dum Club. But yeah, this is nice. That's a step up for you boys, I think, Little Dum Dum Club. Feels fancy.

What should be our Australian name? Maybe the Cheeky Cunts? Yeah. What do they call cum here? It's the same? It's the same. Yeah, it's cunts. What do they call cum here? It's the same? It's the same. Yeah, it's pretty universal. Yeah.

Yeah, we have cum here. Yeah. They got that here? Yeah. It's a few years old. Like, we get it a few years after you guys get it. But it would be like cum-bury? Yeah, yeah.

Cummy. Cum-bury. Like, instead of... Because you have... Do you have towns? We have towns. Oh, okay. Yeah. What do you mean?

Cumbury? What? We tend to put the word over a lot of things. Your towns end in burry a lot of times, don't they? Is that a burg? No, you're a barra. Cumberra. Cumberra.

Yeah. Something like that. There's Canberra. You should be going there. You could rebrand the whole city. Canberra. Cumberra. Cumberra.

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the towns haverand the whole city. Canberra. Canberra. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the towns have funny names. Yeah. They're almost dumber than Comptown already. I like it how you're four days into your visit to this country

and only now are you asking, do they call it Come Here? Yeah. That's why the shows are selling so well because people just think it's a nice, polite title for a show. No one knows what it is. Yeah. It's actually where the mayor lives. That's their Monticello is come town.

People are coming to your show because they're finally trying to get their first look at come. They think you're going to bring come to Australia. Dude, if I found out this was a country where no one came, I would move here in a fucking heartbeat. Is that what you like? You like people with very large testicles? I'm an absolute prude No he doesn't want

Backed up nuts He wants no one cumming No one Yeah yeah He wants a cumless society Yeah Whereas me I love I'm doing backstrokes and cum

You know Scrooge McDuck When he dives into the gold coins That's me In pussy That's Scrooge That's Scrooge McFuck Yeah With the three of us

We're sort of like an Id ego Super ego thing Where Stav's Unbridled Libidinal impulses That's Scrooge McFuck. The three of us were sort of like an id-ego, super-ego thing where Stav's unbridled, libidinal impulses. That's absolutely true. Adam's the ego, and I'm like the overly punitive super-ego that thinks everyone should be castrated, criticizes Adam constantly.

Well, you boys went out last night. You did a gig. We got the intel that you got given some stuff by some friends of the show. Oh, nice. So good of them to fuck up our podcast recording by feeding you guys drugs last night. Oh, that's all right. Yeah, I think I'm still fucked up. It was weird, though.

That guy said he had to suck our dicks to give us the drugs. That's what I meant by fucked up. I have PTSD from being molested. The drugs have worn off. Yeah, that's another thing. That's the I meant by fucked up. I have PTSD from being molested. The drugs have worn off. Yeah, that's another thing that's the opposite here. Normally you have to suck people's dicks in America to get drugs from them. Yeah, but here it seems like your dick.

It's like the water going down the plug hole. Yeah, totally. It's cool. It's such a crazy country. Yeah, it's insane. It's like we're walking upside down right now. So we were excited to have you guys in here, but we listen to your show. We're fans upside down right now. So we're excited to have you guys in here, but we listen to your show, we're fans of it.

So people think that our show, people who listen to this, think that this show gets pretty rough, it gets pretty loose, but we listen to your show and it's just on a whole other level. It makes us look like absolute soft cocks. So I think it's fair to say we're looking forward to this. We're excited to have you guys in, but we're a little anxious about it potentially

straying into... The N-word. Yes, exactly. The N-word territory. We had a 15-minute racial slur medley planned. Should we not do that? Oh, wow. That's our vocal warm-up. Thank you. But at the same time you guys make

so much more money off Patreon than we do so maybe I mean maybe we're doing it wrong maybe we should stop holding back hey Tommy

Tommy Dessler here is a Patreon subscriber of you guys so you're welcome wow I thought you were lying about saying you listen

to this show no no I listen I love it oh wow thanks so how much do you subscribe a month I subscribe the five dollars five dollars so what do you not a Nazi, Tommy? I subscribe the $5.

$5. Not a Nazi subscriber. No, not a Nazi subscriber. Yeah. So what did you guys, how did you guys spend $5 today? How did you spend Tommy's money today? Just a latte. I got a latte. Just a latte.

Nice. Happy with that. Sponsored by Tommy Daslow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, nice one. Yeah. I considered buying Cheaper by the Dozen as a movie on pay-per-view. The Steve Martin one?

The Steve Martin one. Yeah, that movie sucks. What, first thing in the morning to watch? Yeah. Last night, really late at night. Yeah,

that was under the influence last night. That movie was the only... Did you have a female caller last night? I don't suck titties and tell, but...

I mean, I know that's not true. Yeah. I will... I will plead the... Do they have the fifth in Australia? Can I... We don't. We don't have the... Do they have the fifth In Australia Can I

We don't Don't have the Constitution Is not It doesn't exist here Do you have self Something against Self-incrimination

Also Trump's not our President down here as well Like we've got a whole Different deal Happening down here Yeah Who is the president Jealous

Fuck who is it Tim Scott Morrison You guys have an election Every three weeks though right No We have our leaders Keep kind of like pushing

Getting pushed aside By other people in their party I saw the video of the guy What's his name Three prime ministers ago This week Yeah Where he was just standing there

Like a pervert Oh yeah yeah yeah Tony Abbott Tony Abbott yeah What does that mean Standing there like a pervert No just like Staring at women

Classic pervert stance. Yeah, there were three women on stage. On both of his feet. You know. I can show you later. Shoulder length apart, cock like three quarters hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

75%er. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's ideal engorgement, I'd say. Yeah, because it looks like it's soft. Here's a little tip for the listeners, guys. If you ever want to look like you have a big dick, get three quarters hard. Just let it marinate in your jeans all day.

This is the same guy who ate an onion on TV, a whole onion with the skin. That was the guy leading our country. I feel like you're trying to show off to these guys that we have a fuck leader when these guys have got king fucked. He's retarded though, right? Whoa. Am I allowed to say that?

Whoa. Not here, buddy. You're allowed to say it about your people, not about our people. Rio or like re-rio? Yeah, Rio. Just call him Rio. Rio. Oh, Rio.

Did they say Rio here? Like R-E-O Speedwagon. Yeah. That's what that band's about? That band's banned here. Over here it's REO Slowwagon. I wish I remembered even one of their songs. Her name is Rio.

No, that's a different name. Her name is... Slow Drive Take It Easy? Is that REO Speedwagon? What is REO? That's Foghat. That's a different name. Her name is... Slow Drive Take It Easy? Is that REO Speedwagon? What is REO? That's Foghat. That's Foghat. Yeah, that's not even the same genre.

What the fuck did REO Speedwagon do? Yeah, I don't know. Carl? No, I don't know. I only know Australian bands. No, we got to figure this out, guys. So ACDC? Yeah, yeah.

Savage Garden? Yeah, we're friends with all those guys yeah nice you'd say that as a joke you actually are friends with a big Australian band but anyway

yeah but these guys never heard of them who are they oh man they were big they would have been big in colleges over there

the Bee Gees yeah yeah big college band Band of Work no the Avalanches have you ever heard of those guys

yeah yeah yeah for sure oh yeah yeah you go home since I met you yeah yeah this guy gets it No, The Avalanches. Have you ever heard of those guys? The Avalanches? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Shut up, dude. You go home. Since I met you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy gets it. Yeah, he gets it.

It's amazing. I don't know them. Thanks, man. It's like a kind of beat. They make beats. Okay, nice. Shouts out to The Avalanches. You guys know,

we're trying to think of people that we know that you might know. You guys know Ronnie Chang? Yeah. Ronnie rules. I really only know Nick might know. You guys know Ronnie Chang? Yeah. Ronnie Rules. I really only know Nick Cody. Oh, you know Nick Cody? Yeah.

Me and him are pretty tight, I guess. Somewhat. Nick's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're off Instagram at the moment, aren't you? Yeah, I'm off all social media. So you're missing out on the bombardment of awful social media content of him at the moment with his child.

He's the first man in this country to have a baby. It's so funny because it's like I'm friends with him, but it's like his social media was always so sincere. This poor disabled Australian man. It's like, look at me at my wedding, having a good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the worst social media. It's the fucking worst.

He's got a picture of his baby every day. It's like, cunt, we've seen babies. Everyone has them. It's either, did you know that I like Conor McGregor? We have the same facial deformity. We have the same awful red genes.

And now neither of us are any good at fighting. The one thing that's notable about him is I don't share that quality. The fighting I don't have. We're definitely both orange. Yeah.

But you know, you guys are gigging with Ronnie Chang over there. He's our favorite autistic export from Australia. Yeah. I thought that was just being Asian. See, I couldn't tell he was autistic. We assume he's autistic because it would answer a lot of questions about his behavior. We'd better hope he's autistic. Everyone just gets to be autistic now

in comedy yes great because we've like destroyed no in everything we've like destroyed social skills

so you can just be like oh yeah I'm autistic I let that door slam in your face I'm not considering your feelings it just means you're an asshole for the most part

not with Ron he's very nice well you have to have a hobby too you can't just be an asshole you have to collect something or like. You can't just be an asshole. You have to collect something or like I'll do like one unboxing video a month

and then that way I can cheat on my girlfriend. You have to be into some kind of transportation. Elevators, trains. So what's Ronnie's hobby? What's the thing he's obsessed with? Fuck, I don't know.

He's just very petite. What's the thing he does when he takes a shit he just goes in the shower every time yeah takes a full shower

after every shit respect immediately and that's why that man is in fucking movies that's a winner's mindset

that man doesn't have a speck of shit on his asshole at any time in the day that movie used to be called just Rich and then when they

brought him in they got the Crazy Asians bit, and added that bit in. Yeah. Did you guys see that movie, Crazy Rich Asians? I did, I loved it. I didn't see it. Yeah, I really loved it.

Yeah, I really liked it. I read some of the book, but I didn't. I'm really happy. No, I legitimately did. Damn, sort of a brag. You should be able to get a discount on the movie. If you've only read half the book, you should be able to get the movie ticket for cheaper,

but you just go in halfway through. Well, the thing is, they kind of spoil the whole movie right there in the title. It's just rich Asian people. Which is, for us, we're so happy for rich Asians to finally have their own movie. Yeah. It's been so long for them not having any.

Well, that's the thing. It's not even like an identity sort of movie it's not like they'll now it's Asians turn to be rich or whatever it doesn't feel that way it's just a movie about rich people yeah yeah which I was a little bit disappointed by because I saw crazy rich Asians I thought that the rich Asians were gonna be crazy yeah so they're like buying noodles for a billion dollars and sticking up their ass or whatever they weren't crazy at all no they're just having big parties all like crazy rich not crazy comma it's about this guy that brings his girlfriend to meet his

like rich family and then she's like it's like it's the same reason I can't watch like Food Network or whatever and see like nice meal I'm not eating it I get nothing out of watching like no some guy own a Lamborghini. Right. You know. I like with the Food Network, dude. I know you do. It primes the pump.

You know what I mean? I watch a little chop get seamless out. Man, I love Man Vs. Food. It's like one of my favorite shows of all time. We were talking about it last night. There's this guy I know met Adam Richman or whatever. He's like, dude, I met that guy. He's actually like

way fatter in real life we've been trying to get him on this we had fuck what's his name Brett Bert Kreischer Bert Kreischer we had him on

and he's like friends with him or whatever and we were trying to and he was telling us on the show that he fucks yeah oh nice

on the show you keep seeing him go oh man you're gonna need all this stuff and then all the crew go out and party. And then I go back and get on the treadmill. And then Bert's like, he fucking doesn't do that. He goes and fucks.

Oh, wow. Salute to him. You can fuck if you have any kind of notoriety. Stav has sex. What is that supposed to mean? What is the implication there? Okay, I have sex because of my charm and beauty. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Joe Isuzu probably still gets pussy off of being Joe Isuzu. You think so? Oh, yeah. Who's Joe Isuzu? He was the spokesperson for Isuzu. Oh. Probably from like 1987 to 1991. Right. Nick really proving his autistic credentials on the show here.

Yeah, your autism is like 90s basic cable. Mostly broadcast television. Not basic cable. UPN. Paramount Network. WB. I just want to say I'm surprised Adam Richman can maintain an erection with all the grease coursing through his veins.

The fact that his blood can circulate enough to get a boner. If you have him on, let me know what his secrets are. His man versus food is he eats until he loses his erection, and then he's like, I guess the food won. He starts out hard as shit. I've only seen one episode of that show, and he's like, here I am, Cleveland, 17 milkshakes.

I'm like, I can't watch it. It's always got this setup where it's like, it makes sense now knowing that he goes and fucks after the show because it's like, he does that 17 milkshake challenge. He gets to 16 and goes, oh my God, I don't think I can drink another milkshake. And then a woman, a blonde woman comes over and goes, you can do it for me, can't you?

And then kisses him on the cheek. And then he slams down the last milkshake. He bangs every one of those girls. Yeah. It's like Popeye with olive oil. He just comes over and kisses him on the cheek. Whenever we come out of the next Ice Age, people are going to discover just clips from that show

and be like, oh, I guess we deserved that giant war that killed everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or worse, they don't discover clips from that show. They discover clips from podcasts talking about that show. It's like it's even worse. Yeah, way worse.. Or worse, they don't discover clips from that show. They discover clips from podcasts talking about that show. It's like, this is even worse. Yeah, way worse. What a fucked society.

One of my best friends got blocked on Twitter for repeatedly asking Adam Richman how big his shits were. Shouts out Eldis. So he knows that for a fact? He knows for a fact that that was the reason? For a fact, because he kept tweeting at him. And then Adam Richman, because his handle at the time was Big Fat Idiot, my friends. Man, you've got to get on Twitter pretty early to get a handle like that.

And then he gave up on it. He gave up on it. He stopped Twitter. But Adam Richman DM'd him and said, your name is perfect for you, and then blocked him. Wait, he's sensitive like that? Yeah, dude. He does not want to be asked how big his shits are. So if you want to get under Adam

Richman's skin... Although now they got some other guy who's just completely just fat as shit doing it. There's some charm to a guy not being morbidly obese and doing that show. You know what I mean? This guy, it seems like, yeah, why aren't you eating? People are aware that there's

an obesity crisis right you know i mean it's like so close to just being man versus heroin it's not oh man it's like not that far off fuck that's a show that would be great the show isn't heroin would win very the show isn't about the food being good really it's just that there's a lot of it yeah man versus heroin would be british office style where it's just six eps and they're out yeah it would be a lot of deadpan looks at the camera but it's not it's just nodding off it's not Jim making a face it's just yeah falling asleep slowly but how does that work like that you could see you guys are the home of like the eating competitions like

Kobayashi with the hot dog but who's his enemy again the joey joey uh jaws chestnut i was gonna say walnut yeah but kobayashi he's like a fat dude yeah isn't it no they're both they're both little guys yeah they're both little guys yeah yeah how the fuck i how does that work they can expand their stomach yeah well that's the king of the hill theory right it's from Khan. It's just a guy sitting there eating one meal. It's not like they're gluttons overall. He just has a more elastic stomach, I guess. It's a long bow to call it one meal by eating 80 hot dogs. Cheat day.

Yeah, I'm just going to have a little meal. It's like one sitting. It is actually. Australia is the country that is responsible for the most caloric appetizer. The bloomin' onion? Actually, the Aussie cheese fries. Aussie cheese fries are like... More than the bloomin' onion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the best Outback Steakhouse here, guys? We want to go to the best one while we're here. I know they don't have it. It hasn't gone here yet. We're in Rome. I don't think the guys that created outback steakhouse had like never been to australia yeah just something like coked up yeah tampa businessman buddy i got a fucking idea

because we don't yeah it's just riding off the back of crocodile dundee still yeah 30 years later yeah yeah it's called american steakhouse out here yeah yeah oh is it yeah yeah no not at all we don't have we don't know what blooming onions are. What the fuck? It's an onion, and then they like... Slice it up? Yeah, but they slice it, and I don't know what that would be called.

They have like a specific press where the onion, it looks like French fries, I guess. So it blooms. Oh, right, right, right. Into like French fry size. It's actually an amazing apple. It's incredible. It sounds great.

It's a deep fried onion. Man, I wish we had some of these Australian food in Australia. It's an egg batter and then it's breaded in some kind of like Cajun. A lot of the food is actually like Cajun at Outback Steakhouse. It's like Cajun inspired. And then, yeah, some like Cajun breading or whatever. And then they deep fry it and then you dip it in like this like southwestern kind of like chipotle mayo. It's fucking really good every time we've been to the states we've been like we've got to go

to outback steakhouse even just as a joke and then it's like it feels too fucked yeah to just the waiters will hear the accents and we'll just like the waiters will start doing the accent yeah yeah so i love about outback steakhouse you can call any one of them in like the united states and i haven't done it in like 10, but you can call them, and then there's an outgoing voicemail if you call them after hours. It's like, good eye, mate. Thanks for calling the Outback Steakhouse on Winchester Road. It's like somebody at the restaurant that has to fucking do the voice.

Do the voice. That's what's great about uh you know that show the good place is on at the moment and they've said it like in australia and it's like there's so many australian actors in america and they haven't employed any of them and they've just got american people doing bad australian that's the ultimate cause that's like you guys being mad at uh like being trans people that are mad at Jared Leto. Yeah. Exactly like that. You guys are mad at like, you guys are,

you have fake Australian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah, we got to take on, we got to take on NBC for this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get the shittiest

Hemsworth a job. Yeah. Let's get the lowest Hemsworth. Is there a third or a fourth? I think there is, isn't there? I think there are four of them. Yeah. Yeah, there's Chris,

Kyle, Grumpy, Sleepy. Kyle, that's me. Yeah, I'm one of them. I'm one of them. Oh, wow, man. You look way worse than your brothers. Well, hot take. He knows the avalanches.

Yeah, did I mention that? Did you say that? Big band in America. We've got to say, big relief. This has gone well so far. Again, another bit of trepidation we had coming in here was the last American guests that we had on the show. We were a bit anxious coming in. We are consummate professionals.

We're broadcasters. We thought the same about these other guys that came in here the other week. We had a man by the name of Pablo Francisco. One of your peers, I believe. Hey, look, I love Pablo. He's probably a fucking train wreck in his personal life but yeah yeah i i would be surprised if i went to a pablo show and wasn't like extremely

entertained oh man you should have been at this podcast then because he was doing my favorite comedian when i was like 13 he's yeah he's so goddamn fine i mean i saw him like probably like even like 11 years ago and he's on stage and just like beads of sweat he's like yeah yeah yeah uh uh oh right and then he'll just go into this like hilarious bit that requires like all this energy and physicality it's like is this man overdosing yeah well we had him and his support act steve kramer on together and let me ask you this is the n word i wish he had it. That would have been preferable.

What do you think? What about if Arnold Schwarzenegger was having sex with Arnold Schwarzenegger? What do you think about that? I actually love that. I think it's a classic Pablo bit. And, you know, hey, look. Let's give that a spin.

I'm gay. Little tortilla boy. Go down on my dick. Suck me off all the almonds. Now this is more like it. Well, I think it's taken you boys two seconds to think of. He's been doing it for the last 20 years. Look, don't fuck with the classic.

I love little tortilla boy. If you think, look, it may take two seconds, but we'll be doing that for another 25 years. I mean, it started our new routine. What if Crocodile Dundee fucked Crocodile Dundee? Oh, there we go now. That's not a dick. This is a dick.

Open wide. I was hoping that would happen when I fucked an Australian woman. Then she would see my penis and go, that's not a dick. So you have fucked an Australian woman? No, yes. Yes, I have. But I'm not saying it's here. You know what I'm saying? Could have been anywhere.

Could have been at the airport. It wouldn't have been on the set of Good Place. Any public discussion of you fucking on the show is like, all these women just don't want anyone to find out they have sex with you. Yeah, yeah. I can't even say,

I mean, she may be from a country. I don't want to narrow it down to 80 million people. Unless that woman get angry that people find out we fuck. Listen, dude, it's all about secrecy. Look, if a woman is known

to have fucked you, she'll never get married. No one will ever love her. It's a black mark on her family. Two generations deep. No one will ever love that woman. Grandchildren can't own property. If anyone finds out, I fuck them.

I'm sorry, you're not allowed to vote anymore. We found out about that Greek. That's quite a scarlet letter she has. I asked a mutual friend of ours that knows some of you guys. I was like, oh, we're doing the podcast with the Comptown Boys this morning. Is there anything we should bring up? And all the stuff this person gave me was about you hooking up.

Oh, nice. Yeah. I like to think of myself as an icon for the plus-size horny community. Right, right. We can fuck irresponsibly too yeah i mean i heard a story is this true about you making out with a 60 year old woman on a park bench that was in tamp beautiful tampa florida home of outback steakhouse home outback steakhouse yeah yeah really yeah yeah it was it was like in yeah it was a restaurant

group in tampa it's also the strip club capital of america too yeah so yeah is that related to you making that with a 60 year old on a no this was this was not a working girl this was just for uh just uh i guess a porking girl yeah i tried i tried i tried the fucker and she turned me down hilariously but i was just at a show at uh uh side splitters comedy club shouts out to them and uh i we does it does it do what it says on the tin side splitters comedy yeah painted a really evocative picture exactly yeah yeah is the guy laughing really hard on the picture it's really good that sounds funny yeah yeah yeah comedy clubs have the best names yeah

is there a 50s elvis style microphone in the logo for the club? No, not in this one. Just every shitty comedian. That's what I'm saying. The fucking worst. Extra points if it's on fire as well. It's like Jerry Lee Lewis Wilson of fucking stand-up. Stop putting those microphones in the fucking world. Those guys are the best.

It was funny when... No one good at stand-up has that. The tattoo, we know some gems in Baltimore. There was a guy in San Antonio. San Antonio is probably the worst comedy scene in the entire world. I haven't been to Mogadishu, but they probably have one guy that knows how to write a bit. They've got a couple guys.

San Antonio is the fucking worst scene. And there are funny people from San Antonio, but the culture of that scene. And there was this one guy that showed up to the club in Austin one time, these from San Antonio but like the culture of that scene and there was there's this one guy that showed up to the club in Austin one time these two San Antonio comics and the guy had a custom made

leather jacket where like on the pockets and on like the fringe were all of these tiny microphone tassels hell yes so he had a comedy

leather jacket right that he wore to a show he was not on but what's worse wearing it to a show he was not on. But what's worse, wearing it to a show that you're not on or wearing it on a show where you are on and you've got microphone tassels on stage? I mean, it would make more sense if you were on the show than if you're just some guy going to a comedy show wearing your stand-up comedy leather jacket.

Yeah. Nothing better than the open mic that's seen all the big guys that have a very clear brand and image and gone, righto, get that sorted out, and then the jokes come later. Just have the look and then work back from there. He showed up with this woman who was a sex worker,

which like, not, that was like the least embarrassing thing about her. Like on a date with her? No, she was just around. His friends. Yeah, they were friends. And I think it was Norm MacDonald was at the club,

and she cornered Norm MacDonald after he headlined the club and was giving him tags and advice. Oh, my God. He was doing comedy six months. That's just awesome. This is the girlfriend of the little jacket guy. It wasn't his girlfriend. They just traveled up to the club.

Right. Yeah, yeah. And that's more of a reflection on San Antonio than her as a person yeah or certainly sex workers fatter city in america yeah all right or it's top top 10 perennial top 10 quite a distinction there's an open mic that i knew that when he started he decided to start going to gigs uh wearing like a jacket that had question marks all over it like the Riddler he dressed as the Riddler but then he makes no reference

to it in his outfit that's great but I was looking at him going why the fuck would this guy have done this and then I was like could he possibly have fucked up and was thinking of the Joker because that's more comedy but he just got it wrong and was like the Riddler when I was a kid,

I didn't know the difference between jokes and riddles. Yeah. I thought they were the same thing. That would be amazing, someone getting up on stage with that. So you're at an open mic and your act is just you asking these open-ended, weird questions of the audience.

Riddle me this. What if Arnie fucked Arnie? My parents live in Vegas and I went to go do a mic a couple years ago when I was visiting them. And there was a guy in full Star Trek must have taken six hours professional makeup.

He was like an alien. And his whole act was like I hear they want to close the borders to illegal aliens, which is tough for me because I'm an alien. That's so funny. NBC used to have like a stand up for diversity showcase, you know, and me and Flores were laughing about just like me and like, I mean, Flores can't do it because he's, you know,

Mexican or whatever. But yeah, just to show up in like Starfleet uniform with Vulcan ears. Live long and prosper. Try to do that. But it was like... Try to do that, yeah. We were literally at a mic at a strip club, and this guy did professional industrial light and magic,

like fucking professional makeup that must have taken six hours for one joke to go to that fucking open mic to do three minutes.

And did it get a good response at the very least? No. Great. Awesome. I was laughing. Yeah, yeah. I was maybe the only person

laughing. I loved it. That's funny, dude. I think it's funny too. That's awesome. The fact that he needs to put in because I'm an alien is the laughing. I loved it. That's funny, dude. I think it's funny, too. That's awesome. The fact that he needs to put in, because I'm an alien, is the best. Because I'm an alien.

As you can see. Taking all that time and effort to do the makeup and then going, better just really make it clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then was the rest of your set not about Star Trek? No, it was all alien themed. His whole act was alien. I took a picture of him, I think.

I'll show it to you guys. That's way better if it's just one joke about aliens. If the rest of his shit had been about The Bachelor or something like that, while he's still dressed as just dating. My fucking wife. I'm trying to stop smoking weed. Right, just going off about Donald Trump. Just doing Greg Proops' act.

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but they could, you know, they could level with us. Why are they going to be so secret with us when we're pitching this goddamn thing? If their job is, like basically what you're dealing with with these guys is you're getting like envelopes. You're getting envelopes that you can put stuff in and then post it. What treat are they giving you? Are they giving you like a little choccy in there? Yeah, that's what immediately springs to my mind.

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Support them. It supports us. And everyone's happy. All right, guys. Check out Shipstation and enjoy the rest of the episode enjoy that treat well that's the thing because you guys are all from new york we've been to new york done some gigs and whatever and and everyone from here kind of thinks of new york is like uh you know the home of comedy and everyone there is like amazing. Everyone there is fucking Chris Rock and all that sort of stuff. Most people are shit. That's a good thing.

Like we got there and went, oh, man, it's just the same as this town. There's like heaps of good people. But then there's fucking heaps of awful people. It's like that everywhere. But it is like there are the most – the best comics do live there and it's the most of them. But the worst comics are also there yeah the most of the worst

are also there yeah it is fucking insane we went and did one gig the only like open mic gig that we did there we were on just

after a guy that got up and was like trying to sexually harass the girl in the front row of the audience and then and then got up

and then talked about him trying to fuck someone with special needs because they orgasm really well yeah and then he walks off stage to fuck someone with special needs because they orgasm really well. And then he walks off stage and did the whole act out.

It didn't even bother putting on hours of Star Trek music. I remember that time we were at the creek in the cave and that guy got up and he's like, oh, no, it was me and Jake. And we were just watching shitty open mic-er after shitty open mic-er. Then some guy got up that was like probably

mentally disabled and he's like my dick is fucking small I can't believe he's doing my act it just sucks and yeah I was like that's it I feel like us describing like the one open mic that we did over there that was very bad and we're like we come back

and we're like, Jesus Christ. But I feel like saying that to people who actually live in gig in New York is like, yeah, man, that's, that's every open mic. It might just be my experience,

but I mean, I think I fucked around with open mics and bar shows a little bit. My first like year in New York, but for the most part of the last couple of years, I do spots at like two of the clubs, you know, at most like six spots a month. I'm not like really doing

that much stand up. So there's this whole, like this idea of like New York being like people doing spots, spots, spots, spots, spots. That exists at like the far upper end of the spectrum. Right.

If you're like already famous and you're at like the cellar every night. Yeah. And bouncing around or you're at the, like the bottom. In hell. 80%.

Yeah. Yeah. Just going from like bar to bar in bushwick where there's zero fucking audience and it's like just like other comedians 200 comics there's a lottery you get two minutes everyone's looking at their phones preparing their two minutes yeah it's it's literally hell yeah we did one of those we did one of those at creek and cave years ago and we're like oh okay when there's no audience, it's just comics checking the phones.

And I remember saying, when does the audience get here? And they go, there's no audience. There's not supposed to be an audience. Like, this is your game plan? Like, this is the aim? Yeah, the bar is so low. Yeah.

No, it's on purpose. Me and Eli. I came fast. Because I wanted to. Me and Eli, you ran a show at fucking Pine Box. I remember that show. Yeah, and it's like week after week, there would be one audience member,

and Eli would be like, okay, you want to start it? No, I just don't ever want to do this. You'd be out on the street just begging people to come inside. Begging people to ruin their evening. Yeah, begging people to come inside, and then you bomb, and then it's like, begging people to come inside. And then you bomb. And then it's like,

I don't know why I did this. Yeah. All right, you've convinced us. We're moving the podcast to New York. Yeah, you got to do it, guys. Oh, man, but we're super fascinated. As soon as we get crazy people here in Melbourne, it's like, oh, it's the only thing we can talk about.

It's like, great. We just want to hear more stories about what this crazy person has done at this gig or whatever it is. So it's good in a way that you guys can have tabs on like 50 to 100 crazy people. But there's not many

crazy people. I mean, the real whack jobs that do comedy don't move to New York. They stay in like... They're all in your local scene. Yeah.

We know way more from D.C. We all did comedy together in Baltimore and D.C. Right, right. We know way more from there. At least the freaks here, they shine really bright. They do really stick out.

Right after we left DC, I would just follow the local scene. Everyone was calling each other out on Facebook and saying, you're never allowed in my rooms again. Fuck you. Just people being messy

on the internet with each other and it's like so insane to watch but it's so fun we have that here I love the culture of a Facebook page for a city's open mic scene and they'll just be a scrap every four days about some poster or some shit I don't know if I talked about him ever before

but at Wiseacres there was a guy who had come that was the sit-down comic. And it was a guy in a motorized wheelchair who was probably quadriplegic. And he was always dressed nice. And they had a ramp that would bring him up to the stage. And then he had this very tall African assistant who looked like... You ever see I Heart Huckabees? You know the African guy you keep seeing

everywhere? He looked like that guy. And he would just hold the microphone for this disabled white man in a suit while he told these shitty one-liners. And he was just like a James Bond villain, basically. And it's like, you never see that in New York.

It's just as crazy as it gets is some guy that did okay in a scene and was delusional enough to think that he could, like, you know, make it happen in New York. Yeah. There's one guy that we're all obsessed with from back in Baltimore, and now, like, people were asking us in Sydney about him

because we talk about him on Compton. Yeah, yeah, there's a guy... So, yeah, there's a guy that you talk about a bit on your show who people, your listeners have kind of started harassing him. He's, like, internationally famouspton. Yeah, yeah, there's a guy that you talk about a bit on your show who people, your listeners have kind of started harassing him. He's like internationally famous now. Oh, great. But you're kind of like, you're sort of mocking him a bit, I guess. Oh, we're bullying him.

Yeah, yeah, okay. We're being mean to him. Well, the thing is, is like he kind of already existed in that capacity in the world of DC Comics. For sure. It's not a thing we created. He's been kind of this sort of laughing stock for 15 years. Like I said, I listen to your show.

I've watched the clips of him. I'm a fan. He rocks. No, we're merely historians. We're documenting Myers for the world. We're merely historians. We're documenting Myers for the world. Yeah.

And it's like, we talk about him in the same capacity that we did, you know, years ago. It's just like the show kind of blew up and got really popular. And it's like, now other people know about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This poor guy. Yeah. I mean, but, you know, I don't know. I don't think it really affects him negatively, I think. For a while, I thought maybe it did, but then I listened

to him on some show where... It was awesome. Yeah, it's great. He's like, Mullen has tried everything he can to destroy it. We're in like... The idea that we're in a fucking control room. We just have maps spread out

and we've bugged his phone line. He has a child's mind so he thinks about things in terms of like arch enemies or whatever which doesn't exist actually it'd be a nicer world if enemies existed because then that means that you like cared about someone enough to be their fucking enemy just like caustically dismissive of this disabled man trying to be a comedian see a lot of the time i listen to your show and i'm like god that must be like there's an episode where you're just listening to one of his cds and just commentating it it's like yeah god it would be good to just formalize

the bullying that we do off mic and just go just go fully professional with it we got a favorite guy that got this amazing review one year in the comedy festival where like the you know the meanest reviewer that comes from overseas came and reviewed his show but for some reason like you know this guy should be spending his time this reviewer should be spending his time like reviewing the top echelon comics but instead this guy has just found the biggest garbage dump of a comic and gone i'm just gonna flex on this guy yeah yeah yeah man and it was just like full-on David versus Goliath, except in the story where Goliath absolutely fucking kills that little cunt. Yeah, like he'll come out and he'll review like, you know,

Jim Gaffigan was here this year. So he'll review him for the purposes of his website, but then he'll also just find a show in the comedy festival that's going to have like three people in the audience. An open mic who's been doing comedy for six months and just go in and go but this guy i am going to ruin this kid's life i'll read the first paragraph i'll read the first paragraph of the review which we fucking nearly know by heart so it goes so the start of it says i have to be careful here lest i leave the wrong impression if i if i report that name redacted is so lazy and unprofessional. He didn't put the stage light on.

So performed in darkness that he chomped away on a cheeseburger during his show. I see nothing wrong. This guy rules. Don't fucking look at me. I'm having lunch. That is not my job. I eat in the dark.

And then he seems so tetchy towards the audience who paid good money to see your show. You might think that this was kind of so bad, it's good, anti-comedy. It is not. He has the first clue about comedy, which he seems to confuse with talking out loud. Fuck, it's so good.

So he was just eating, so it says he was eating cheeseburgers during the show, talking about Twilight vibrators. Vibrators from the movie Twilight? Yes. So they like sparkle or? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

Is this a review about you? I want to know that bit. I would love it if there was a review about me that said I just sat in the dark eating cheeseburgers. That's it. I mean, we all mock him, but it's like, it sounds fucking great. Yeah.

Like, you know, you're not having to worry about any of the tech in your show you just have dinner during it if you haven't had the chance to eat beforehand

so then this guy moved to Tasmania which is like our little island in the south or whatever and so then we found out

that there was like some show went down there and toured down there and he turned up because it was comedy there and he turned up and just got to all the comics

and said see that hospital over there and they're like okay we haven't seen this guy for to all the comics and said see that hospital over there and they're like okay we haven't seen this guy for a year but anyway yes we see that hospital yeah my girlfriend lives there and she gets raped by the doctors every night like okay well good to catch up and then and then he gave this envelope by the way not like a fucking chant a rogue janitor in a hospital some guy just fucking performed cardiothoracic surgery he's like you know The doctors, by the way. Not like a fucking rogue janitor in a hospital. Some guy just fucking performed cardiothoracic surgery. He's like, you know... He would have to break up with her if it was the janitors.

I wouldn't mind if my girlfriend got raped by a doctor. These doctors are going, well, what's the use of having all this anesthetic if we don't put it to good use? Sure, exactly. I told a story on our show a while back. what's the use of having all these anesthetic if we don't put it to good use exactly as i told the story on our show a while back there was a i used to do like extra work here and there and it was an extra on the show blue bloods and i was sitting in holding with all these people and there was

this like crazy lady sitting across from me and on the other side of the room there was two guys having like a quiet conversation to themselves and this guy's like oh well yeah my friend uh richard murray who worked on and then this woman like looks over and guy's like, oh, well, yeah, my friend Richard Murray who worked on... And then this woman like looks over and she's like, Richard? Oh, yeah, I know him.

He raped me. Oh, Jesus. Wait, wait. Tell the post group. Well, I was gonna. Sorry. What the fuck was that? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Tell the rest of the story. Tell the best part of the story. Don't forget that one. Don't forget the best part. Adam, you just sit there and chomp on your cheeseburger, okay? Don't stop after the setup. Push through. Sorry, sorry.

But Tom Myers doesn't get it anyway. I'm very excited. I'm very excited about this. Do it like we do in Australia. Do the funny bit. Tom Myers doesn't get it anyway. I'm very excited. I'm very excited about this. Do it like we do in Australia. Yeah. Do the funny bit. You know, they have an interaction

when the guy's like, Richard from Connecticut or something and she's like, oh, I guess it's a different guy and then she goes back doing her crossword

and like, I would tell people this story or whatever just as an example of how like nuts extras are but like, with most things like time goes on

and I remember these absurd moments and it's like did that did i just like make that up that lady couldn't have been that crazy and then two weeks ago in new york uh some lady there was like a viral story is like a woman called the cops on a nine-year-old black kid for sexually assaulting her because she said he grabbed her ass and then like the security camera footage shows like his backpack just no way absolutely did not grab her ass right and then the kid was crying and then i saw a picture of this lady and i'm like that's her oh wow and uh and then you know yeah i did some digging and it's absolutely her yeah fuck jesus clang that is a fucking name drop if you knew her name no no because they knew her name No no

Because they published her name Like this lady Spot got This was like A huge story Right It went viral On like Twitter and shit

Yeah then she apologised She was like crying And apologised Yeah So both that Both that incident Because that was on TV On the news I guess

And the show you were in Are they both on her IMDB page Yeah Is this part of the same Shared universe She's credited for Sexual assault

Quote unquote Victim Number one TV spot Yeah page if yeah yeah yeah this is part of the same universe yeah sexual assault quote-unquote victim number one tv spot yeah yeah well this guy this guy that so he he points out the hospital and the atrocities happening within with his girlfriend yeah which absolutely did not happen right but then he said and they're like they're sitting there going well what okay okay well that's that's sad or that's bad or whatever and then he goes yeah I've got all the evidence right here in this envelope and I need to give it to you to bring back to the mainland and they're like oh fuck

now this is on us because computers do not exist by the way he's just holding the envelope to his head oh they came in her ass and her pussy vaginal tearing vaginal tearing bruised uterus so then it's like okay are we supposed to bring this back to the state premier or the head of police or whatever it is no no no no this other open mic or i know in melbourne he'll know what

to do with this yeah specific and it was addressed to this guy. So he just turns up at, our friend just turns up at this gig and goes, I got given this to give to you about busting some rapist doctors. The ring of rapist doctors in the Hobart hospital. But you do a good five minutes,

so if you can take it from here. Those are some real Tasmanian devils in that house. Thank you. Yeah, we met that guy, that crazy guy. We met him at a gig, kind of a gig that we hung out at heaps when we first started hanging out together, this open market sin bar that was run by, it was run by like an elderly magician,

like an old man magician and his son who was also a magician or his apprentice magician. So it was a young and old magician that ran it. And we'd go in and we were working on a community TV show and it would start when we would finish working on the show. So it would be like, oh, cool, we'll go and do spots and heaps of us would go and hang out. We'll go down to the Cantina Band fucking Star Wars bar stand-up comedy yeah yeah it's just a freak this piece of shit bar but then you know we turn up and it's you know it's fun and whatever and the people running it get excited and they're like

oh cool you know you guys can come down any any week you want and do spots and stuff and so like the second or third week we turn up they had gotten a tv screen installed in this corner of the bar and they had gone gone onto all of our Facebook pages without knowing any of us particularly well and had made up this slideshow of photos of all of us where they were just roasting us like they'd written captions like fucking Mad Magazine style. Sounds like you got owned.

Yeah. Like mine was a photo of me. He got raped harder than that guy's girlfriend in the hospital. Mine was a photo of me just with some friends on a camping trip and the caption is like, here's Tommy Dasolo before the facial reconstruction surgery. It's like, what the fuck? Which didn't make sense.

Like that was implying that you look good now? I guess, yeah. But it was just like, you're always welcome any time here, guys. Like, no, I think we're good. No, but the same guy, this is the same guy where he wouldn't actually watch the show. He'd just go out in the balcony and then he'd pop in to sort of see if the show was still going okay. And he popped in one day and said to me, is this show going okay? I'm like, yeah, I think so.

And he goes, okay, I've got to get back on the balcony. I've never fucked a cripple. What? And then you look out and there's like a lady in crutches On the balcony Yeah Who'd been on? Who'd been on at the gig I think That's incredible

Yeah My man got head on that veranda From a woman that can't walk without assistance But then if you did really well It was like Carson saying Come over and sit on the seat over here next to me It was like if you'd done well He'd go

Hey Do you want to come and do my show that goes at midnight an hour away that we talk about aliens on? Like, not really. We don't want to do any of those three bits. I thought you were saying it was like Carson where it's like, if you do well, you get to fuck the magician. That's the secret of this open mic.

Recently on this show, we've done a thing where we, because I feel like, I don't know, how do you guys feel about your specific fan base? We hate them. You're intimidated by – they seem – like on your Reddit is pretty wild stuff. No, I think for the most part our fans are pretty cool and nice. When we meet them at shows, they're all pretty nice. Yeah, there's probably like 20 insane people with any fan base.

Because we had a thing recently on the show where we were, long story short, we were trying to get Carl's Cat as the face of a cat food company. They had like a publicly voted competition. We rigged the vote and we won by heaps. Yeah, we pushed our listeners like vote for Carl's Cat, here's the link and everything. And then this lady who had been winning before Carl's Cat entered

starts going insane on their Facebook page. Our fans would be like, instead let's change the name of the company to Adam's parents home address. And we'll mail them bomb threats. Call in bomb threats until they do it. Don't worry, other people in the competition including the cats got threatened with death

not long ago. Sending death threats to this old woman that was like, why isn't my cat cinnamon winning anymore so they start harassing her online and then we end up getting the cat ends up getting disqualified for the competition even though it won

because they listened the cat food company listened to this that's just the nature of like broadcasting fans and I think it's like it stems because it all grew out of like

Stern and ONA and shit so it's like if you have a popular radio show, especially if it's like a comedy show, it's just eventually the fans are going to be, you know, monsters. Yeah. But we make $40,000 a month. Yes. Are you okay to talk about it? Because you got edited out of an ad that you'd been in? Yeah.

Because of your listeners? Right. Yeah. Right. I lost. They reshot one with another Jewish guy that looks like me. What? Because of your listeners? Right, yeah. Right. I lost, they reshot one with another Jewish guy that looks like me. What? Because of your pod?

Because like all our fans were like going on the YouTube comments like, oh, come town, you know, whatever. How'd they find another guy in Brooklyn that looks like you, Adam? It's impossible. I know. I am so unique. Yeah, but man, 40,000. Thanks for letting us know.

40,000 a month Yeah Fucking hell For a podcast Yeah That's insane It's crazy Yeah it's US dollars

Yeah Not your little bullshit I'll show you Dollar roos Everything costs 90 dollars It's a lot of Bloomin' Onions Yeah Well we insist to get paid

In Bloomin' We don't see a cent Yeah We get paid directly In Bloomin' Onions Yeah We make a nice profit. I mean, yeah, we're very lucky, obviously.

Yeah. It's fun. Yeah, radio fans are interesting. I mean, it's like, I used to worry about it, but then I gave out my home address on the show. Right. And, like, people only send me, like, you know, I mean, sometimes I get weird fan art, but it's like, if I was going to be mailed a bomb, it would have happened by now.

Interesting, because I read out his phone number on the show a few years ago and I don't think he's had such a positive experience. Phone numbers are different. No, people have my phone number. I get like texts from people. Oh, really? Okay, interesting. It's not really a big deal.

Okay, so listeners of the Little Dumb Dumb Club, you could learn a thing or two from the listeners of a show called Calm Town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, mine calmed down a little bit, but now, lately I've copped a few people. What were you getting?

Oh, I signed up to a lot of stuff. Signed up to a lot of stuff. Oh, I'm signed up, there's somebody that uses my email address on like FetLife or whatever, which is like a fetish website, which like I don't give a shit, but I get,

it's funny because it's like that's the only thing anyone's done that's bothered me because I get emails that's the only thing anyone's done that's bothered me because i get emails that is like you know stacy rape lover like has sent you a message but then it doesn't show you the message oh right it's like click here to see the message it's like well what the fuck is in that mess yeah yeah you could probably reset the password i don't want to reset the password because they're doing a thing and i think it's going to culminate in something hopefully

i'll see where this project ends up. Yeah, yeah. Well, I get a lot of, I would get a lot of signed up for erectile dysfunction clinics and whatever, which is tricky because then they ring up and they say, we're from this erectile dysfunction clinic. We want to talk to you, Carl. And then I'm like, it was, this is not me. And they're like, we get a lot of that.

Anyway, this is how, and I would just push through. And you can't get off the phone. I would just keep going. They're like, that's the natural reaction to this phone call. But anyway, this spray. You got... Someone changed the number for a burrito restaurant to your phone number. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were getting calls, orders for burritos.

I was getting a lot of complaints about cold tacos. Yeah. And then you just started pretending to be the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At a certain point. I was just taking pictures of my drunk friends passed out and saying, this is the chef. So no shit, your fucking stuff's cold.

Oh, yeah. The people who listen to our show don't really do shit. At least in terms of my experience. They have all of Adam's information or whatever and they really hate him. Yeah, they do. From what I understand, it's not like anybody's ever done anything really to his family.

So, you know. Well, you guys, yeah, you make good money off the Patreon. And we need to – yeah, I mean, we do well off the Patreon of this show. But we're looking to – It's not 40K. We're looking to get some new – Yeah. We're looking to get some new money-making schemes going.

We're going to do this thing in the next couple of weeks where we're going to do an episode that's like, you know, that album that Wu-Tang put out where it just like they sold one copy of it to one. Oh, the Martin Scrella album? Yeah. So we're going to do an episode of this podcast that's like that. Oh, that's like, you know that album that Wu-Tang put out where it just like, they sold one copy of it to one. So we're going to do an episode of this podcast that's like that. We haven't worked out a price tag yet.

Except it's not a million dollars, it's like a thousand dollars. We call it a thousand dollars. We're going to make the person sign a form where they can't release it in any way. I was going to do

an episode of our show that's like an hour long live read, sell it to one company and sell it for like 15 to 20 thousand dollars. An hour longlong read. Just an ad.

Just an ad the whole time. Why the fuck not? Yeah. One giant billboard. Yeah, it's one show a month. It's like an hour-long live read. I think we could do it. What's the most appropriate company

you think you could sell it to? You'd be surprised, man. A lot of companies don't have a problem working with us. They did before we were making money but then once you start making money

people are like, oh no, this is a legitimate business. I would like to get Fleshlight in the mix. They sponsor stuff. I tried to reach out to them a couple years ago.

I could probably do that again. I got a free Fleshlight a couple years ago at a comedy festival. That'd be great if Fleshlight said, we don't really want

to be associated with someone called Comté. Yeah, a comedy festival. That'd be great if Fleshlight said we don't really want to be associated with someone called Comté. We just got a new dick pill sponsor. Really? Lock that shit in. That's big for me. That's cool. I've been ordering Chinese illegal Cialis

off the internet for six months and I've been getting very bad headaches from it, but a very hard penis at the same time, so it's a real problem. It's funny how that shit gives you a cold. You're fucked with Viagra. I've never tried it. Give it a whirl. Tommy, come on.

It locks your sinuses up because it just makes everything engorged so your head gets hard too. Oh, wow. You look like you're going into anaphylactic shock Who's ready to fuck I might start doing it Recreationally

I might do some Come to your show tonight Yeah yeah Everyone who's hard At the door Gets half off tickets So show your erection To the door guy

My friend in Sydney Went to your show The other night and his dad listens to your podcast what rules yeah and his dad couldn't make it to the show so he got a video of you starve to send to his dad oh yeah and it's you saying sorry you couldn't be here it was nice to meet you son we all fucked him in the mouth and then he so he sent that to his dad and then his dad wrote back to him going like wow wow, thanks for that video from Star. He seems like such a nice guy. Someone having that kind of relationship with their dad is the most mind-blowing thing to me.

That is fucking insane. That's crazy. And his dad's an Uber driver too, which I love the idea that he's going around with Comptown playing. That sounds like an awesome dad to have to look up to. The coolest dad. I definitely feel happy that he's going around with Comptown playing That sounds like an awesome dad to have To look up to I definitely feel happy that that's your father I would love an Uber driver

Fucking Comptown listening father For my father You want your dad to listen to your podcast No but in a different universe Where there's Well my dad barely understands English So he could probably listen to the podcast and not just be nice to hear your voice yeah he came to uh he came to a comedy show and just got i trashed him for like 10 minutes did not understand it

we had a we we never we never got closure on this it's so frustrating but we had a listener tell of this tell us that they got into an uber and the driver was listening to this podcast and they were like oh a little dum-dum club and the driver was like yeah yeah that they got into an Uber and the driver was listening to this podcast. No way. And they were like, oh, the little dum-dum club and the driver was like, yeah, yeah, yeah

and they got the driver's name and we were like shouting him out on the show. The guy's name was Jethro and we're like, Jethro, buddy, we wanted to record an episode in his Uber

but we just never heard anything back from him. How the fuck is it so hard to track down someone called Jethro that drives an Uber? My man Jethro is trying to stay off the grid.

You're blowing his shit up. That's not his real name. Yeah. We need to get in touch with Uber or we need to get that listener to like go into their account and, you know, follow up and go, I know it was like a year ago, but I left my phone in your car. Well, I always love the idea of like, I don't know about you guys, but I love the idea of like finding out where people find your podcast from.

Like how the fuck do you find something like this? And like that's the thing where I love the idea of someone getting into a podcast off the back of being in an Uber and going, oh wow, because then someone the other day was saying, oh, I got into your podcast from Tinder. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like they just read someone's profile

where they're like, oh, we like the little dum-dum club. And they're like, well, I want to fuck that person, so maybe I might listen to this podcast. What a fucking weird way of finding anything. I was talking to someone the other day who was telling me they dated a girl and it ended very, very badly and the girl kind of went a bit off the rails, a bit nuts, and ended up keying this guy's car. Damn.

And so he confronts her. He's like, you keyed my car. That's fucked. And she's like, no, I didn't. You have no evidence. You can't prove this. Da-da-da-da-da. And then a couple of months later,

a friend of his is on Tinder and finds this girl and her bio is, dump me and I'll key your car. Oh, damn. Sends a screenshot to this guy and he's like, well, I think this is the smoking gun in this case. Did you ever hear that Bill Burr podcast where he's talking about that Kelly Clarkson song? No. that Bill Burr podcast where he's like talking about that Kelly Clarkson song that I dug my keys into the side

of his like pretty little four wheel drive whatever you know that song or whatever I don't want to just repeat what Burr said but he's like

women they just sit around and they cunt about this they just fucking love this song what are you going to do like property damage that's because

he cheated on you you're going to destroy somebody damage? That's because he cheated on you? You're going to destroy somebody's shit? Alright, now do Bill Burr fucking Arnie. Yeah, yeah. Just Bill Burr fucking Bill Burr. There we go. That's good stuff. Not my fucking ass. That'd be a great, I'd pay to see a whole show

that is just X person fucking the same person. Themselves? Themselves, yeah. We'll come to the live show tonight. Did you come? I don't know. Well, we better wrap it up there for another week. Guys, thanks so much for doing this. Check out Come Town. Great show. We're big fans of it.

Thanks very much. Chuck more money into the bottomless pit of Come Town Patreon. Yeah, we need more. Get them up from only 40,000 US dollars. Good international tours. Unsubscribe from this fucking podcast. Put it all into us.

You know what I mean? Patreon. Thanks very much, guys, and we'll see you later. See you, mates. And welcome once again to another installment of Talking Dumb Dumb. Thank you for joining us. I am your host, Tommy Dasolo and joining me today, very special

guest, it's comedian Carl Chandler. Thank you. Now you're a, great to finally get you in here. I just want to bring something up. I feel like you've, I feel like something's missing. Like something's missing. Well, I, what I'm going to say to you in the intro, you've never, you've never done the show before, so you don't know the correct etiquette but you are a big fan of the Little Dum Dum Club

and you've been saying to me for ages, I want to come in and talk about it on the show Talking Dum Dum. Now, you and I just listened to the episode together. Any immediate thoughts spring to mind? Look, I'm going to have to say, I've never listened to this show. I've been exposed. I just wanted the exposure. I wanted to get the spot on Talking Dum Dum.

Okay. You're here to plug stuff. Yeah. My podcast, the Little Dum Dum Club. Okay, that's cool. You're here to plug stuff. Yeah. My podcast, The Little Dumb Dumb Club. Okay, that's cool. So check that out, guys. You'll get a special treat if you listen this week.

But yeah, you know. From the online chatter that I've heard, that I've read about so far about this episode that hasn't been uploaded yet. This is like Hollywood. We send out screeners

to sort of the tastemakers of the podcast industry to get some advance kind of – get some Oscar buzz going about our upcoming episodes. Yeah, yeah, because we had to change it a little bit. There was like bits and pieces in there we had to take out and put back in, stuff like that because of the response from the hundred random people that we exposed it to. Yeah.

There was a scene in this episode where Spider-Man swings around the World Trade Center and we were like, that's actually, now that I think about it, pretty distasteful. Yeah, yeah. We didn't have a lot of N-words in there, but we had to put them in because a lot of the people watching the podcast were like, not enough. Not enough. Not enough.

Yeah. So, but from those hundred people that we chose at random. The survey, yeah. The survey, over 95% of them said they've done it again. Right. My thoughts exactly. Yeah. And when you say over 95, what was the exact number?

96. 96? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The backwards dinner for two. I'm not sure about that reference. What do you mean?

Oh, never mind. 96. Is that when people are just lying on their side they lie on their side you're top to toe but you're like yeah you've got your backs to each other right sort of like a lover's seat sort of kinda yeah yeah um two people that hate each other yes yes um anyway yes they've done it again yep good oh good um yeah hey good episode fun episode uh if you haven't listened to the come town boys before um you are certainly as we remarked in the show you're a big big fan yeah i love it i'll listen to a bunch of episodes and i

find it very funny yeah um it's it's good if if this isn't doing it for you yeah like if this as fucked as this is if this isn't rough enough for you, then head over there. That's it, yeah. I think if you like the bits where we were a bit fucked on this show, then you'll certainly like them when they amp it up by ten. We dance around a lot on this show. We've started a lot recently kind of hinting around the kind of conversations that we have off mic. I think we shouldn't do that. And if you want to get a bit of an insight into what it might be like,

go and listen to Come Down. No. I'm not associating myself with that comparison. Yeah. But yeah, I'm a big fan. Cool to get these guys in. It was a good get. It was a good get.

Fun episode with them. I thought they, yeah, they got into it. They fit in well. And also you went to their live show and just confirmed that we don't have the most fucked listeners of all time. Yeah, that was nice. Yeah, I think, I don't think we said it on the app, but their live show was in the same venue as our live show the night before us.

Yes. So it was, it really kind of put me at ease about what to expect from our audience the night after. Yeah. So I've, look, to you, the people listening, I feel like I've been a bit harsh about you in the past. And, you know, Friday night at Comptown Live was a good reality check for me. It really put you guys into perspective.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It sounds bad, but it's... I didn't know how good I had it. Some people, like, especially with their live shows, like, especially, like, the last live show we had when people got pretty royally fucked up and there was people getting kicked out and stuff like that.

And some people would think, oh, yeah oh yeah like we hear from other comics oh yeah your listeners are fucking crazy they're fucking this you know whatever man nothing in comparison to some of these other podcasts totally yeah yeah yep we're all good um yeah fun times good good folk funny episode yeah yeah yeah we brought up We brought up some other stuff from the, what would you call it, the great Australian songbook of comedy idiots. That, you know, stories that are sort of the backbone of your and my friendship. Yes. That are sort of slowly now starting to make their way into the world of the pod.

As we get more confident and just go, you know what, who cares? Yeah. We can just talk about these people. We're so big. These guys can't bring us down. Let's just start naming names. So, yeah, look, that's the dream now to have chomping on a cheeseburger in the canon of the show.

We're setting the stage for us to just being able to live the dream of one day doing a live show where it's lights off and we're just eating a burger up there on stage. And being able to go, it's lights off and we're just eating a burger up there on stage. And also just... And being able to go, it's a reference from the pod. And also just outing every one of our enemies or anyone we don't like at all. Anyone who's ever crossed us or been a bit weird to us.

Yeah, exactly. We've got to start using our powers more for evil. Yeah. We're holding back too much. Yeah, totally, totally. Let's do it from now on. We did... I think we mentioned Koh Samui within that episode, didn't we?

I don't think we did. Oh, we didn't. Well, maybe I think I mentioned it after the episode. Yeah, we were talking about it afterwards. Yeah, right. So maybe we should do a tiny update on that. If you've listened last week, you'll know that the 2019 Koh Samui International Podcast Festival has been announced. Yep.

June 11 to 16. Yep. June 11 to 16. Yep. The second to last one ever. Sorry. It is the last one. It's the last one. The ultimate. Yes.

The one after the penultimate. We have not pulled the pin. We have called that this is the last one. And people have asked during the week, how come? Just cause. Just cause. That's how it works. You can't just do things forever. And it'll be fun to, you know, move on, do something else,

think of a different idea, not necessarily do another festival or whatever it is, just, yeah. We'll do other harebrained stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, there'll be other stupid shit for you monsters to get involved in. Don't you worry about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

It's just this destination, doing it in this way, you know, know it yeah it is tempting to just go let's just literally do this for the rest of our lives that's pretty sweet yeah but you gotta yeah you gotta you gotta go away and dream it all up again yeah and we had really big numbers last year and be this year i should say and then it'd be great to do that again next year and then the pressure's off in terms of like you don't i don't want it to be like that thing where it just builds and builds and all of a sudden you start to see it go down and down yeah yeah and you're like you've said during the week you'd hate for people to be like no that again yeah totally totally three and three is a good you know it's a trilogy yeah you know yeah totally totally so that'll be fun it gives you enough we've called it eight months out so

it's enough time for people that have gone oh i wanted to go one day you know i've already copped a bit like oh i was planning on going in two years' time. It's not fucking lockdown. Well, you're an idiot then. Yeah. Yep. So that's it. June 11 to 16.

And then we – look, the good folk at Ozo that also own the Amari up the road. Look, I don't want to repeat this info every single week, but this is the first week or two of it, so I don't mind saying a little bit of it. But hit those guys up. The password is podcast19. If you want to go to the official OZO site and book yourself some accommodation for the festival, or like I said, the Amari is Up The Road.

It's the partnering hotel to it. It's Up The Road. If you want to stay away from all the hubbub and hustle and bustle of the podcast festival and just come down at night to watch the show, there'll be a bus. Yeah, that is cool that people have that option. You can be fully immersed in staying in the place where the shows are. Or yeah, you can be off the grid a little bit, still in a very nice place, still getting

yourself a very good deal. Yes. But sort of have a bit of your own space. I would say here's a little bit of a tidbit in terms of if you're thinking, well, which one should I choose? Right. So if you're at the Ozo, it means you live and breathe it the whole time. Right.

You're mixing with the listeners nonstop, which is fine. It was really good this year. Yeah. Great pool. Yeah. Really great pool. Right on the beach. Right.

Yeah. Perfect. No travel time to the shows. No. But if you go up the other place, you get a little bit more time to yourself maybe. Yep. You might not be directly on the beach that's the downside of it yeah yeah but the breakfast up there better bigger spread

nice so there's there's there's i think the the key sums for any typical i think podcast listener by the way you that you're saying that it's just reminded me so starve who was in this episode that people just heard i saw him do stand-up at the Come Town Live thing and he has his own duck sandwich in his stand-up act. A bit that is very well known by the podcast listeners that he literally cannot get through without people hooting and hollering. Oh, really? And it's something about him.

If he hooks up with someone, he's like, the sex will be pretty bad, but the breakfast the next day. Right. And it's literally, he says, but the breakfast. Right. And people just go fucking berserk. Great. And then when I saw him do it, he's like, well, I can't really finish the bit now.

Bye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was his big closer. Funny. That's something that you have in common with a fat, toothless Greek man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A fat guy called Starve, which is weird. That's, again, and if you've been missing the fat jokes on this show now that deal skinny,

I mean, head over there because they are just right into it. Great. Their fat guy is never going to betray them like ours did. Great. So. Yes. Ozo, Amari. Yep.

Make your pick. The breakfast is a big selling point. Yeah, we do. The breakfast at Ozo is very good as well. But we do have a page now on thelittledumbdumbclub.com. We have an updated page with all the info of the Coastal Movie Podcast Festival for 2019. Just remember, send us a message if you've got any doubts about what days to get in or when things are going to happen and any bits of advice.

And this is you in your element. Totally. Backyard travel agent. How's this? Back alley travel agent. Yes, totally. Totally. How's this?

And we're going to go to Copenhagen after it as well. So that'll be on the Sunday. So quick little tip about that. That's on the Sunday. The next day is the full moon party in Copenhagen. So when you go to book your flights and everything now uh if you're going to do that man yeah be doing it now rather than last minute because with full moon party uh going on that will affect the flights if you get too

close to the full moon party right you know what i mean so if you're flying out of kosamui the day after the full moon party yes it's going to be to be rough. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Totally. That's it. So it's something to consider anyway. Yeah. But yeah, feel free to send any messages to us, any questions, all of that sort of stuff. We should, for the sake of content, get involved in the full moon party in some capacity. Well, I'd be surprised if we don't because we're going to do a show on the, like, I think we do shows what Tuesday, Wednesdaynesday thursday friday saturday

in samui yeah then we do sunday in copenhagen which is a small little ferry right away it's like a half hour ferry ride yeah then that's on a sunday night then monday night is full moon yeah party so it's right there yeah so i would say a bunch of listeners would probably come over see the show hang out and do that the next day. We should just like with any listeners that want to come to the full moon party, we just do an extra Patreon episode where we're just like, we just sit on the sand somewhere. Gacked live from the full moon party. Yeah.

We just take it over. Fuck, I couldn't imagine how that would work. Yeah, I don't know. We should work at it. Maybe we could do like roving reporting. Just interview gassed people on the beach. Just interview people as they're pissing into the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And maybe just video footage of when they do that lasso thing. Yeah. Where they have a fiery lasso and it's just us trying not to get our fucking faces burnt off. Yeah. That'd be good. Yep. But as you said, me and my element as travel agent to Southeast Asia. Back alley travel agent.

Yes. You know who is in Samui, Koh Samui right now as we speak? I do. Friend of the show, Celia Pakola. And she's there and she's getting full on harassed by me online. So what are you doing now? And what are you doing now? And what's this like?

And what's this like? So I gave her heaps of tips and stuff when she was going and she doesn't need any of those tips. She's staying in some lovely place where she doesn't need to leave it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

But she did go to Greenbird yesterday. Oh, cool. Yep. And did she like it? So one of my favourite places and a place we've been multiple times. Yep, yep.

And told her to go and get the spring rolls, the infamous spring rolls. Fuck, you're even telling her specifically what items to order. That's the best thing there. Are they the best spring rolls you've ever had there? They're mine, definitely. To be honest, I can't remember them,

but I remember liking that place. Yep. So she's gone there. I don't know what the review is because all I got was, last night I just got a picture sent to me of the spring rolls. Nice.

And that's it. No comment. Just there. Now, this is an interesting element of a travel agent where it's like organizing it for you, but then when you're on the holiday, you're just getting harassed permanently. Totally. Totally. Send me a photo.

Yeah. Totally. But I feel like she's not against it at the moment because she's excited to be there and just going, oh, this is amazing. Yeah. Right. And so I'm like, I'm more excited. Go live.

And I'm not even there. Turn your camera on. Yes. Last night I was like, when she was at the spring rolls, I'm like, I won't send a message, but I was tempted to go, it's only probably about 500 meters to walk down to the webcam if you want to walk past and give us a wave. Fuck. I thought that was probably too far.

That's a bit much. So, yeah, lots of guys online, lots of people online, I should say, excited about it. A lot of people are going back, three-peating. Yep. Some people re-peating or two-peating. Yep. Some people

just merely peating. Yes. Some people want to do the big one-peat. So, yeah, a lot of people that have never been are excited about going. This is their final chance. So they're pulling their britches up and they're getting into action. They're going to do it. So that's exciting. That's exciting.

They have a bunch of new faces, fresh faces. They're mixing in with the old guard, as it were. Yep. So, yeah, really exciting that it's all locked in and everything. And, of course, yeah, if you check out all the information on the website, you'll see that if you book into the OZO or the MRI for seven days, you get free airport transfers as well. Yeah, that's cool.

If you want to do that, which is obviously a taxi to and fro the airport on your way in and out, which is cool. And it is legitimately, it is better prices this year than it was last year. Yeah. So you've got a slightly better deal this year, despite the fact the Aussie dollar is in the toilet. Is it really? Yeah, it's gone down since last year. Yeah. So they've got a slightly better deal this year, despite the fact the Aussie dollar is in the toilet. Is it really? Yeah, it's gone down since last year.

Wow. Anyway, there's all the Samui news. Exciting. And, of course, over the next seven months or so, we'll drip feed any bits of news. Banging on and on and on about it. Yeah. Oh, no, no, hopefully not too much.

But we haven't got any guests confirmed at the moment, but we'll be working on that over time. Easy decision if you just want to go and be part of it and you want to come and see us and you like all of our guests usually, just come and do that. Yeah, and go on our social medias and stuff and you can find all the photos and videos and stuff that we've taken from the last two years to give you a bit of a vibe of it on the Instagram, on the Facebook and everything. If you go to our website, look, and apologies to all the Patreon subscribers and people,

we still haven't got the 2018 video out yet. That is definitely my priority at the moment to make sure that that gets finished in the next couple of weeks. But we do have the 2017 video that we made. Yeah. It's on our website. It's $10 if you want to buy our video of a bunch of stuff that we got up to that was professionally shot.

Yep. It looked very good. Yep. Excellent job of it, done of it. So if you want a bit of that, do that. As seen at the NGV. Yes. Totally.

If you remember a few months ago or more than a few months ago when we showed it at the National Gallery to ourselves. Yep. And some very confused people. Onlookers. Yeah. Yeah, that were looking for a bit of fucking... Rembrandt. Yes.

Instead, they got a bit of Vincent Van Dickhead. Vincent Van Go Fuck Yourself? Yes. Not bad. Very good. Thank you. All right. That's the end of some of our talk for this week.

Yep. Anything else? By the way, as a guest on Talking Dum Dum, you're really taking the reins on this segment. You're welcome. That's what a good guest does. I'm starting to feel like my hosting chair

is kind of, you know, being threatened right now. No, but that's what you want as a good guest. This guest comes on, starts swinging his dick around, just taking over.

But you don't want to be driving, you know, the worst thing to do as a host is to be like, oh God, the guest hasn't said a word. For sure. Yeah, yeah.

No, I'm enjoying it. But, you know, I don't know how the producers are going to feel like this. I don't know. I hope you get invited back again next week. Because I'm enjoying this dynamic. I think we got something. I think this could really be something. I could come back next week and maybe give the same sort of information, I feel. Well, look, we'll see.

We'll chat after this. We'll see how we both feel. Yeah, maybe we can get you, because I think so far this is going quite well. Great. Awesome. I'd like to maybe do this, yeah, have you on the show again. Hey, if any other- But it's not totally up to me.

If any other podcasts are listening and think, well, we want to get this guy as a potential guest, I could come on and give Kosamu information on your podcast as well. Okay. So, just putting my hat in the ring. Quick little heads up in terms of another live show. Speaking of live shows, we're doing Perth. If you listen to this as the podcast rolls off the audio presses, we are doing a show in Perth on November the 17th?

18th. Baby. I think we're sort of sold out. If you want to try and get on the door or anything like that, good luck. Have a crack. I think we'll be able to squeeze a couple people in at the back on the door. I don't know how physics works in Perth, but I'm happy to try. Certainly hit us up if you're interested or whatever,

because I don't think there's any tickets on sale per se. So do that. Perth's done it again. Heaps of fun. New sales record in Perth for us. again heaps of fun new sales record in Perth for us totally exciting

by far I think yep so we're super excited about that we're going to be doing stand up in the podcast we've got great guests some of your favourites

really looking forward to getting over there yep alright is that about it all we had to talk about this week I think that's it

that's all the that's all the housekeeping I can think of yep now we get into the meat and potatoes now we get to have about this week? I think that's it. That's all the housekeeping I can think of. Yeah. Now we get into the meat and potatoes. Now we get to have a bit of fun. Yeah. So, Carl, I don't know.

I don't think you've listened to Talking Dumb Dumb before, but what we typically do here is we read out some names of people who support the show on Patreon, and I always get my guests to help me out with that. Right. As you can see next to me, I have a big machine that's called the Unplanned Title Alternator, which spits the names out completely and absolutely

at random. Now, I want to be a good host. I'll let you... Would you like to read the names out as they come out of the machine? Yeah. I'll do it. You can handle it? I'll try anything once. Or five times. Speaking of numbers, that was actually going to be my next question i always let the

little fun game i play here is i let the guest choose how many names that we read out well i guess i already said five times so let's just do that great and i don't think that one's ever come up on the show before again see this dynamic is this is dynamite this is good stuff very good um all right let's do it let's uh pretending. Let's do my first ever unplanned title alternator read. All right. So this big red button. Yeah, yeah. I'm assuming.

Take your dick out of the exhaust pipe that's at the bottom of it. There's no need for you to be doing that. Wait a minute. Talk me through this. There's absolutely no need for you to be doing that. I take it out. Yes. And then put it back in again.

And then take it out again. Get faster and faster. And then hit my big in again. And then take it out again. Get faster and faster. And then hit my big red button. Okay. Right. Okay. Look, let's have a go. Look, pull me up if I'm doing anything wrong, obviously.

I'll pull you up, all right. Okay. Right. Okay. So, I just read this name off this display. Right. Okay. Sure.

Can you see it right there? Yeah. It should be coming up in English. Yes. No, it definitely is. I'm quite a name off this display. Right. Okay. Sure. Can you see it right there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It should be coming up in English. Yes. No, it definitely is. I'm quite a native speaker of it, so I recognize most of the characters here. Okay. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Ben Davis.

Ben Davis? Yeah. Do you think he's any relation to Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield? Do you think he's the jealous younger brother of Garfield's creator? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who hates Tuesdays instead. Yeah, not bad.

Not bad. Now, this guy, look, I know this is my first ever appearance on Talking Dumb Dumb, but if it wasn't, I would say that this guy's been doing a bit of the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Something about his name suggests to you that he may have been hitting up Talking Dumb Dumb in order to influence getting his name read out sooner. I'm doing a bit of

detective work. Tea leave reading. Right, right. Just that name, that's what it says to me. That's interesting. It says that this guy maybe has been a Patreon subscriber for a long time and has been listening every week to get his name read out and hasn't got it read out for years and had to do a bit of,

hey, any chance you can fucking do your job properly? Those are great instincts. Yeah. And again, this is what we like, when the guests kind of come in and they sort of speculate about what might be going on behind the scenes. It sort of alludes to that in the Patreon readout here on the unplanned title. Oh, it's giving you a bit of extra info.

I don't know if you've... I've never even seen that bit of it. So again, I'm learning as I'm teaching. There's a gossip tag here. So I'm just reading through that at the moment. Right. That must be activated by putting the dick in the exhaust pipe. See, if you hadn't been here, I would have never known that that function existed.

It's sort of like an STD or something. Yes, yes. Right. Okay. Right. Interesting. Ben Davis. Wow.

Here's a little bit of interesting info for him. Because I was thinking, well, okay, if that's the gossip that he's been subscribing for ages, how's he got his name read out? I thought, maybe I can look in this other info and see if we can say something else about him. Okay. And his email address has come up and he's got a bit of blah, blah, blah, whatever it is,

at newlywedsfoods. So I thought, oh, a bit of a plug for his business. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. At newlywedsfoods.com.au. So I go newlywedsfoods.com.au. So I go newlywedsfoods.com.au. Yep. Doesn't exist as a website. So he's put in a fake email?

Maybe he subscribed to Ruzli and then let the website lapse or something. So what comes up when you put that address? Just it can't find it? Yeah. At all? Yeah. It's not like a parked thing? No.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's what. So that must mean maybe he can't find it? Yeah. At all? Yeah. It's not like a parked thing? No. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's what, so that must mean maybe he's not getting the bonus content. Maybe the email still works. But with a readout like this. Yeah. Who needs extra content? Yeah.

Maybe the email still works. Right. But the website isn't working. Well, I mean, get off your ass and renew the website. We're giving you, I mean, we're, you know, we're giving you, other companies have to pay for this sort of shit. We're giving you a sweet plug. Yeah.

And I was going to the website because I wanted to get some newlyweds food. Yes. Because I'm a year into marriage. Yeah. Technically, that's newlywed, I kind of think, maybe. Yeah, that is an interesting, I've never thought of that. At what point are you not newlywed anymore? So, I want to know what newlywed food is.

I mean, obviously, cake, wedding cake. Did you notice you were eating, like the day after your wedding, where you were officially a newlywed, your first day as a newlywed, did you notice like your diet kind of changed? Did you have cravings for foods that you'd never had before? No, I had cravings to get rid of foods that I'd had the night before by spewing them. Spewing everywhere.

Yeah, did you really? No. Okay. But I did feel sick. Yeah. I did feel. I had a big night. Yeah. I in the dark. Spewing everywhere? Yeah. Did you really? No. Okay. But I did feel sick. Yeah. I did feel. I had a big night. Yeah.

I think everyone had a big night at that wedding, I think. There was a lot of people that did anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had a pretty big night. Yeah. But then we had to wait for a... We had to get a bus to drive us back to Melbourne. Yeah.

Nothing like sobering up on an hour-long drive. Right. While you've got Milan screaming at you from the back of a bus. Yeah. And Dilruch loudly rapping. Really? And then you realise, hang on a minute, this guy doesn't even drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There is no excuse for this behaviour. I know. We've had a few of those moments where we've been out drinking and carrying on like absolute dickheads and then Dilruch rises to the top and is like, oh, you're the most fucked out of all of us. And then we go, you don't drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing going out with drunk people and being bigger dickheads than them?

I've got to say, though, I get it. Like, if you don't, it's just like gives you the excuse to just tap into your inner, you know, whatever it is. Yeah. You know, it's not really going to be remembered. You can just be truly free. I'm kind of into it in a way. But, yeah, Newlyweds Foods, check them out. Purchase

the domain if you want because it's just sitting there. Maybe someone else can have it and make a better business opportunity out of it than whatever Ben's doing with it. Thanks, Ben. Thank you to Patreon subscriber. Well, alright. Speaking of the Co-Similar International Podcast Festival,

this next person is a person who was a participant in the 2018 edition who flew over and was going on jogs with not you. No, you didn't have anything to do with this, did you? No, you didn't. No, I was going to the gym and stuff, but I wasn't doing your little run club. Yep. Karen, thank you to Patreon subscriber Karen Rhodes. Karen Rhodes.

Who is a personal trainer. Oh, really? Yes. I didn't know that. And he was in part of running club and we would run a little bit slacker this year, to be honest. We probably only went for three runs or something. Right. But afterwards, he was like, right, I'm a PT.

Let's stretch down. Let's do some work after it and i'm like oh yeah easy and then we went did it was like that was fucking harder than the run because you don't stretch do you no yeah a little that's bad a little bit yeah um not too much i'm i'm pretty bad with it at times but you got it that's what's gonna fuck you up over time Is not stretching Yeah but This was like It was intense Right This was like This was harder work

I didn't know that could happen But the stretching took like 20 minutes or whatever it is And at the end of it I'm like I'm wrecked from this I'm wrecked from stretching You're turning this into the stretch cast

Yeah It was fucking brutal It was hard work It was good Yeah yeah yeah But I don't wanna fucking do. It's hard work. It was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't want to fucking do that every time. It feels so good though. Like when it's good stretch, that's when it's brutal.

But at the same time, it's like, oh. I've never done yoga. So I guess that's sort of what it is, isn't it? Because I was getting a sweat on stretching. I'm like, how the fuck am I not fit enough to stretch? If you're running a bit and you're exercising fit enough to stretch if you're like if you're running a bit and you're exercising a bit and stuff and you're just never stretching yeah you would be tight yeah yeah yeah because i was pretty fit at that stage not that i'm not fit now but i'm

i was fitter then i think right but yeah fucking stretching jesus christ i needed to fucking lie down in between stretching while i was lying down stretching. Right. Hard work. Karen Rhodes. So thank you for your free stretching session. Sounds like after that you were ready to lie down in the middle of the roads. Oh, yeah. Without a care in the world. Nice.

Thanks, Karen. Yeah, thanks, Karen. I saw that name online to start with when we started conversing with him and it confused me a little bit because I was like, Karen, that's a girl's name, isn't it? Because it's like Karen Cody. Yeah. Not spelt the same.

Not spelt the same. But yeah, no, I know what you mean. I thought the same thing. But not. But thanks for coming. And I think he brought just mates along that had never heard the podcast before. Awesome. So hopefully they enjoyed it.

Let us know, Karen. I think you're a listener of the show. That's a big effort to convince people to come. I mean, I guess not. It's just like come on a holiday. Come hang out at the beach. Yeah. I mean, if someone said to you,

I'm going to go to Thailand, come over, you'd be like, oh, maybe. Someone has said that to me. Yes. Many times. Yeah, you'd be like, Someone has said that to me. Yes. Many times. Yeah, if you're like, maybe. But then if they said, we're going as part of a podcast festival that you've never heard.

Yes. That would put me off. Yes. Going somewhere I wanted to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know what you mean. Yeah. So, yeah.

Good on you, Karen. Karen, let us know. Let us know what your mates thought. Yeah. In all honesty. Yeah. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Sky Doyle. Sky Doyle.

Yeah. I've got to say, you are taking to this like a duck to water. Thanks, man. Like a duck sandwich to water? I've never seen anything like it. Like a duck to sandwich. Yep. Like a duck to bread.

Yeah. Yeah. Sky Doyle. Sky Doyle. Sky Doyle. Doyle rules as far as I'm concerned. A couple of Ys in her name. Yeah. You don't get that too often.

You don't get a Y in each name. I'm going to put that out there. It's pretty rare that you'd get one in either, let alone both. Yeah. I mean, I got one in mind. What am I talking about? Although not really, Tommy. It's a made up name.

Well, it's a made up name. You got two made up names. It's not a made up name. Well, it is a made up name because you, because. Well, for starters, all names are made up. But you made it up. Yes. But it's a version of Thomas. I feel like that's within my rights as a

thomas i can take on tom tom or tommy right you know i'm being i'm being playful i'm being cheeky with it you know how how old until you're too old for tommy that's it's a good question isn't it thank you um yeah i don't really know who's the oldest tommy well you and tommy little going to have to figure this out. Who drops out first? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, Tom Daslow. It's like a boy band singer that's trying to convince you that, no, he's grown up now. I'm not fucking around anymore. Yeah, yeah. I feel like you definitely have to have Tommy the whole time this podcast exists because you can't be grown up and still do this fucked podcast i know i get what you're saying yeah yeah yeah um can't be like i'm the grown-up guy now anyway this person has subscribed for 69

yeah yeah no i'm locked in I'm locked into this Even All the harassment Bullying about Having the fake name I mean I'd love to Just get out of it Because it's

I see the error Of my ways now But I'm trapped Right You know I'm locked in So the day this podcast Finishes

Is that when you Walk out and go I'm now performing As Tom Allsop Yep I do one gig Then I walk off stage Right

I take all my clothes off. I walk into the ocean and no one ever hears from me again. Right. Okay. Interesting. You know, you've got to have a 10-year plan. Right. In this business.

Right. So does that mean that some – when you get rid of the Y from your last name, Sky Doyle has to get rid of the Ys from her name. So she just becomes Scared Doll. That would be cool if I just dropped the Y from your last name. Sky Doyle has to get rid of the Ys from her name. So she just becomes Scare-dol. That would be cool if I just dropped the Y. So I'm Tom with two M's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tom. Ski-dol. Ski-dol. I like that. That's pretty good. Ski-dol. Thanks, Ski. Thanks, Ski.

Or Scare. However you want to pronounce it. Scare-dol-o. However you want to pronounce the name that you don't have. Yeah. Thank you to Patreon subscriber

I think everyone's getting value for money this week yeah yeah yeah everyone's everyone's had a nice little well you've I mean you've listened to this before obviously

talking dumb dumb what's it like to finally be in the hot seat doing it yourself never listen to the main show just listen to this yeah yeah

heaps of people do that don't feel bad yeah yeah sure um I would say you've done it again yeah it's great it's great it's everything i thought i i was trying to not mimic but fit in with how it's usually done yeah yeah yeah yeah and i think so far this could be like any other episode like i'd like to think like that's how good i think i'm

doing right yeah yeah so you hope that it won't stick out enough to the listeners as like who's this fucking new guy who's come in and sort of changed the whole vibe if if if i hadn't said i've never done this before you'd think this is like any other episode i'd like to think yeah yeah well i'll be i'll be keen to hear the feedback from what people think guys let us know on the facebook what do you think of my guest on talking dumb done this week carl uh chandler sorry chandler um my father-in-law comedian What do you think of my guest on Talking Dumb Dumb this week, Carl Chandler? Sorry, Chandler. You sound like my father-in-law at my wedding. Let us know what you think.

Let us know what you think of Littlefella's work this week. Because, yeah, like I've said, I think he's doing a fantastic job. I'd love to invite you back again. I'll have to say what the top brass think. I've got to run it up the flagpole. And the listeners. And the listeners, yeah. Sure.

Thank you too. Patreons, how many is this? Four. Yeah, this will be the fourth. Typically, you'd sort of keep count as you were going along. But again, that's kind of the first foot you've put wrong. Right. But didn't I just count that one though? Isn't that what I just said?

You sort of had to ask. You should just know. Oh, so usually people are 100% clear on what number they're up to and stuff like that. There's never any doubt. No. Right. Okay. All right.

I'll take that on board. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Connor Parslow. Wow. Yeah, I don't know what to make of this. Yeah. Things are going so well. And I mean, look, yeah, fair enough that this would stump you because this is your first time seeing any of these.

But take it from me, someone who does this week in and week out, this is baffling even to me. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeez. Yeah. Even the guy who I thought had seen it all. Wow.

Self-professed expert of this. Right. Expert at people's names. Expert at people's names. Expert at people's names. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this one, finally, has brought you to your knees. I mean, before we started recording, I turned to you and I said, listen, this ain't my first

rodeo. Yep. But, I mean, I gotta say, I'm fucking throwing for a loop on this one. So, it feels like it is your first rodeo right now. Well, yeah. Right. It's reminding me of what my first rodeo was like. You're walking into a rodeo going, what's going on?

What's that thing? Why's there someone on top of an animal? What's that big fucked up dog over there? Yeah. Yeah. Why is that? That's a funny hat that guy's wearing, is it? It's not like a baseball cap.

It's way bigger and wow. Do you ever think that it would be cool if you could erase certain bits of knowledge from your brain kind of Men in Black style? Like, I would love to take out the part of... I would love to get rid of the knowledge of what a horse looks like in my brain so I could see one for the very first time. Because I think that would be a cool experience. Right. Just seeing a new horse.

With no context of what a horse is. Right. Because they're fucked looking, right? Right. Don't you think? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could say that about a lot of things yeah um i think it would be good you know it would be almost oh no that'd be good but what would be better is if you got rid of all the australian animals out of your head and then you just were walking into a zoo yes and you didn't tell anyone about

it and then you saw a kangaroo and a koala. And you go, what the fuck is going on? We've said this before, but the platypus. Yeah. Easily the most fucked animal on God's green earth. Yeah. Well, I think it's kind of nearly the number one animal where you can't see where it's come from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, if you say to someone, yeah, say to someone, what's a platypus like?

Like compare it to another animal. A duck? Now again, I'm going to have to pull you up on this. I'm going to have to issue a second warning. We don't generally like to get this political on this show. So just in advance of all the letters that are going to come flooding in and the complaints that we'll get on Twitter, we like to be a bit more pedestrian.

We like to be a bit more middle of the road. We don't want to rattle any cages around here. A bit spicy. Yeah. This isn't the bloody Daily Show, mate. Okay. I won't compare platypuses to other animals anymore. Yeah, don't come in here and do your bloody John Oliver bullshit.

Okay. I'll take it back. Sorry. Sorry, Connor Parsley. Now, that's more like it. But your name sort of begged this conversation, obviously. What do you think of Parsley as a garnish? I think it is an absolute waste of time.

Really? Absolutely. I cannot get enough of it. Really? Yeah. Love it. I didn't even know that existed. Love it.

That a person could like it. No, it's like nothing. Yeah. I don't know. Something about it. I didn't even know that existed. Love it. That a person could like it. No, it's a good... Because to me, it's like nothing. Yeah, I don't know. Something about it. I'm into it. I love it. To me...

If I'm cooking like a pasta or something, I need to make sure I got a big, big bunch of parsley on hand. Really? Chop all of it up nice and fine and just absolutely go to town. No. No. Not a fan at all. What garnishes are you a fan of?

Garnish. Well, what comes under the umbrella of garnish? You know, a little accoutrement. You know, you're cooking a little meal

for yourself. What are your little things you have on the side? Little, you know. I'm not a big one for that stuff. Like, you know, cheese on pasta,

I guess. It's about it. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I got a nice little jar of pickled fennel the other day. Oh's about it. Jesus Christ. I got a nice little jar of pickled fennel the other day. That was good. That's been serving me very well.

I'm really not a fan of those little bits and pieces on top of things. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Is it interesting? It is, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I can't think of anything like that that I don't mind.

I don't like sauce on pies. Okay. Yeah, and that nearly comes under that, doesn't it? So you're just a very, like, you don't like to fuck around. You're very straight down the line. I want the thing that I want, and I don't need anything else to fucking help it. What if this was you in therapy? You book a psychiatrist appointment, and it's just you sitting there for an hour paying a couple

of hundred dollars to go look i don't know i just don't like sauce on pies and the guy's like you know anyway tell me about your childhood like yeah there was a bakery around the corner and i'd go there and get a pie and not have sauce on it just anything he brings up it's like my problems are so deep you're gonna have to start right at the very top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sort of like a bit of a parsley itself on my problems. You're saying all this and your psych's just breaking out in sweat, just like having to dab himself down going like, fuck, I finally met my match. Yeah, and he's like just as he's listening to a half-hour session on parsley,

he's just going through his phone looking at houses he can buy because he's like, this is a fucking goldmine. I've just done half an session on parsley. He's just going through his phone looking at houses he can buy because he's like, this is a fucking goldmine. I've just done half an hour on parsley. Think about when we get to his fucking child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then one day you're like, yeah, sausage roll. The flavour's all there. You don't need any sauce on it.

One day my dad fingered me. Anyway, parsley, it's bullshit. But he doesn't even catch it because he's just, he's thinking, I'm just going to sit here and just basically tune out for every session for basically two years. So he just misses it. Turns out my dad had put a bottle of cinnamon up my ass or something. The answer was right there, hiding in plain sight.

Thanks, Connor. Thanks, Paslo. That's why. I was trying to think, think Fuck how did we get here We had a kid at my Primary school I think his name was Peter Parslow

That is brutal Yeah That's Yeah you can't do that Yeah You can't You can't do the Double initial

You can't make your kid Sound like a Nursery rhyme Like a Marvel Comics character Yeah No So This is gonna be Can't make your kids sound like a nursery rhyme. Like a Marvel Comics character. Yeah. No.

So, this is going to be the final one for the week. Fifth and final. The fifth and final one for the week. Right. You only do five. We only do five. Well, you chose. You said at the top we do five.

Right. We'll do five this week. Okay. That was your choice. Right. And look, you know, like I've said, hopefully we can get you back in here but maybe not this might be the last time we ever get to read out a name together on Talking Dumb Dumb so it's been an absolute pleasure pleasure right thank you I'd like to thank you for joining me let's make it a good one yeah hopefully the unplanned title alternator spits out a good one yeah yeah well

the pressure's off me because it's like uh it's just it's just a machine yeah yeah I mean yeah I mean look maybe the machine didn't have enough time to really think of anything good or grab a good thing, I mean, at random. Wow, I mean, you have gotten it quickly. Yeah. Nothing gets by you. So, we'll see what the machine does, like hopefully for the machine's sake. Yeah, but you know, as you've taught us in this episode, you know, hopefully for the machine's sake. Yeah. But as you've taught us in this episode, sometimes you don't need sauce.

You don't need garnish. The raw ingredients are good enough that you don't need to add anything. So what you're saying is the first four names were the guts of it. Yeah. We've all enjoyed this. We've all enjoyed that. This next bit is like a bit of parsley that we didn't really need or want or like. It's a bit of sauce.

For some people, it's a game changer. It adds everything. It's the only reason that you're enjoying the four other names in the first place. Right. But for others like you, who cares? You've had your fun. If anything, this is just getting in the way of a good time. In a way, if this fifth name is like a piece of parsley, to be quite honest, I'd like to

just brush this off right now. Get it over and done with as quick as possible. Maybe don't even add it to the other four. Whereas I'm the opposite. I want a big bunch of this. I want to just bask in this. I want to taste as much of this as I possibly can. I would love to go without it, to be quite honest.

I'd love to not even put it on the dish. Leave it in the shelf. Well, it's not special now, the supermarket. So why wouldn't you? You know, treat yourself. Yeah. Get out of your comfort zone. This is all hypothetical.

Hypothetically speaking, of course. These are all metaphors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not to be taken literally. No, no, no, no, no. Because I'm busting to do this fifth night. I can tell. Absolutely busting.

I can tell. Just to finally, you know, do a complete Patreon read on my favourite segment. I mean, I feel like you're sort of delaying it a little bit because, like we said, this might be the last time you ever get to do it. So you're just sort of wanting to savour the enjoyment for as long as you can. And I can't fault you for that. Totally.

And that's the reason I'm not dreading what I will say next or anything. Yeah, totally. I think you get it. Exactly. Just trying to make the most... Like staying out on the football field after the grand final,

just basking in... You know, this might not ever happen again. You've still got your dick in the exhaust pipe Just like staying out on the football field after the grand final. Just basking. This might not ever happen again. You've still got your dick in the exhaust pipe of the unplanned title. You're edging at the moment. You're just getting yourself to the brink and then kind of pulling it back. Just so you can say a bit of tantric. A bit of tantric Patreon.

Just kind of stretching it out for as long as possible. Yes. Sure. Those things. Yes. So. Thank you to Patreon subscriber. Okay. All right.

Calls for confusion. Yeah. This doesn't generally happen. Well, look, I've just been reading out names and this one is a little bit different. Okay. To the other names, that's all. Right. Yet, still rings a bell. Okay.

Interesting. Yeah. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Newlywedsfoodscomedy. Now, that does ring a bell. Yeah. That does ring a bell for me too. Right. In what way?

Well, we're talking about newlywedsfoods.com.au. Yep. Before that website. Right. And so this is newlywedsfoods comedy. Comedy. Right. So I thought maybe before newlywedsfoods, obviously that's a business.

Now I learn it's a Christian name. I see what's happened here. You thought it was a website, newlywedsfoods.com. Yep. That said newlywedsfoods comedy. The that's just that said newlywedsfoods comedy the dot com was short for comedy yeah right yeah that wasn't an email address that was him trying to tell you right hey i because he was the guy who was like hey read my name out already right he was trying to like get his friend in the mix as well. Right. So that's like an abbreviation of his name, the.com,.comedy. That's an abbreviation.

He's just changed his name. Yes. Right. So that's like you before when we're saying, you know, your name's Tom and you've decided it's Tommy. It's not really your name. Yeah. Does that mean that maybe we could call you Tomity Daslo?

That's not bad. I'll happily accept that. Tomity Daslo. Tomity Daslo. All right, I'm in. That's great. I'm in. But then that means I can say, yeah, that Tommy, yeah, is short for Tomity.

Well, Tommy's short for Tomity, and Tommy is- Because I just get the E-D out. Yeah. T-O-M-Y. You get your E-D out. Yeah. Yeah.O-M-Y. You get your E-D out. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, it has started pissing down outside.

Yep. It's way too wet for me to walk to my car. Almost as if God is saying to us, hey, just keep it going for a bit. Just stretch for a little longer. Yeah, I'm not sure God is saying that. But Tomity Dasolo, that's exciting. I can see what you're saying. This stretching is painful.

I can really feel that bottle of fucking cinnamon again now. Tomity Dasolo. All right, I'm doing it. Yeah, I like it from now on. New business. I'm going to get business cards made up to have that on it. And then if you, you know, look, as a listener of this segment of the show, there's been quite a few people.

Like that name rings a bell, comedy as a surname. There's been a couple of them before. Yeah. So it's starting to seem like it's a popular name ah interesting i never would have picked that up right well because i do this every week you know i'm sort of right i'm used to it right every week um so that means if you become one of these new age people yeah and you marry a young lady with a last name comedy and you decide to take her last name. Here we go. You could be. Yep.

Tomody Comedy. Nice. Yeah. I could be. I would be. Yeah. If you, I mean, I don't know. Is Newlyweds Foods a boy's name or a girl's name?

Hmm. I hope it's a girl's name because I might just have found the love of my life. Yeah. What a way. What a way to meet the love of your life. How did you guys meet? Well, I found out

she was giving me money every month. And I thought, this could really work for me. Reminds me of my mum. That's me in therapy. All right. Well, thanks,

Newlyweds Foods Comedy. That's it from another edition. Let us know if you're a boy or a girl, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you to everyone who chips in. Patreon.com slash LittleDumbDumbClub. If you would like to support the show, we really appreciate it. Thank you to everyone who chips in.

And, yeah, thank you to my guest, Carl Chandler, for joining me this week. Thanks so much for having me. On Talking Dum Dum. Hopefully see you back again. How do you feel like you've lived up to some of the other greats that you've heard on this segment? I've only heard a few others, but I definitely feel like this was above average. Yeah, great. Yeah.

Great. This was a good one. Sometimes I've heard episodes where it's a real half-assed effort from whoever's doing this bit. I felt energized today. Yeah. Something about the fresh energy that you brought into the room that really inspired me to reach new heights. Really?

Yeah. I didn't feel there was much energy at all, but sure, I'm happy to go on your judgment for sure. I almost feel like I'm a bit tired, but yeah, for sure. Look, you must have had some tired people in before this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some very tired looking people. Yeah, sure.

Thank you. From whoever you were talking about. Yeah. Captain Snooze. Yeah. All right, guys. Thank you for joining us. That's it for me, Tomity Dasolo, signing off.

And we'll see you next time. Well, hopefully, you know, get me in the next year or so. I'd love to come back. Fingers crossed. Yeah. See you, mates. See you, mates.