The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 423 - Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds

Episode Date: November 13, 2018

They've done it again! The boys from THE DOLLOP were in the country and you know what that means: Karl trying to tell a story for an hour and facing interruption after interruption. This time we're hearing about some new adventures with his phone number, as well as getting sidetracked by The Sopranos, Happy Jacks, Vodafone and swaddling. For tickets, merchandise, links to our Patreon and heaps of other stuff, head to our website: littledumdumclub.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Today on The Little Dumb Dumb Club, a brand new episode with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds from the dollop. Exciting stuff. There's not much more to say, is there, Carl? No, except for this is a ripper episode and then at the back of it, if you want to hang around, we do our little thing called Talking Dumb Dumb where we dissect ourselves and we do a bit of reading out dum-dum where we dissect ourselves and uh we we do a bit of um reading out of names that people that subscribe to our patreon and critics have

called it some of the most narcissistic content going around today and that's in the world of comedy so that is a big statement um anyway yes enjoy this episode with the boys from the dollop Hey mates, welcome once again into the little dum-dum club for another week. Thank you very much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dasolo and with me, the other half of the program, Carl Chandler. G'day dickhead. That's all the energy I'm capable of for the rest of the hour. Yep. That is me, tapped out after a big old night last night.

I'm going to bring even less. Oh, really? Yeah. It's a race to the bottom. Yeah, that's it. So it's like a normal dum-dum club. Oh, now, who could that be? Hey, there's a guest.

Who's that being a little bit cheeky? Man, this guy must be under the weather as well because he's usually so positive. Folks, please welcome back onto the Little Dumb Dumb Club the Dollop, Gareth Reynolds and Dave Anthony. Thank you guys for getting so hung over for this. For us, we have been kind of focused on this all week.

Last night we did not drink and we slept. We slept like babies. Today we went to the spa, we got ready. A lot of vocal stuff obviously earlier today to kind of warm up And then you guys show up Red leather Yellow leather

Red leather Yellow leather You guys have actually Been touring around the country Doing these live shows As preparation for this today That's right We're not recording those

Those are kind of rehearsals For this All for this Want to nail it Do you guys ever regret That you called it The little dum-dum club Constantly

At the start of every episode We did We said this on the app But we did an app the other day ever regret that you called it the little dum-dum club? Only at the start of every episode. We said this on the air, but we did an ep the other day with the boys from Cumtown, and boy, that was a sweet relief to feel like to finally be the second dumbest name in the world. To be able to look down on someone. You guys should combine and do the little cum-cum club.

Yeah, that's kind of what it was. The first time I saw that name, I was just like, good luck, boys. Yeah, and didn't that bite us all in the ass? Holy shit, we could be twice as popular. Yeah. But we're not. No. That's the thing is, like, we still try and make this, like,

a little bit good and professional. Yeah. But it's like if you just commit all the way and just go, let's just make it fucked and prohibited. Yeah, I mean, if you become a concert violinist and you become really good, you've still got to regret the first day that you decided to be called Mr. Fuckhead as you walk out there.

You can be the best violinist in the world but they're going to remember that name, Mr. Fuckhead, and go this isn't such a good violinist. I actually can't tell my dad about this violinist. His name is Mr. Fuckhead. Like Yo-Yo Ma. He's like, oh god, I wish I'd gone with Little Fuckhead. Who came up with the name?

I think it was just a thing. I think I was just calling you a little dum-dum a lot at the time. Oh, so you were using that as sort of a term. Yeah, yeah, I think that was it. A term of endearment. That's our word. Was it? I eliminated you, right?

Did I eliminate you from that contest or was that? No. Somebody else. The earwolf challenge from years and years ago. No, no, no. We got to the final and we... You eliminated someone else and people turned on you for it. They really did.

You were pro us and people got really mad at you. Oh, I did. So there was an earwolf thing where they just had a bunch of podcasts that submitted and then they were going to pick one to be on the network. It was like a podcast reality show. Yeah. And so Dave, you were a judge on one of the weeks. I was the third to last week.

So there were three podcasts left. And they were one of them. And Totally Lame was another one. And then there was a third one. And I think that was the one I shit on. Right. And that there was a third one, and I think that was the one I shit on. Right. And that was a really popular one, I think. And I was like,

they just don't sound like they care. Hey, judge, you're supposed to just vote for one. I'm going to tell you which one I'm definitely not voting for, and then it sounded too. And I remember they were like, we were totally prepared, we totally tried. And I was like, wow, okay, it didn't sound like it. Yeah.

But there were people who were really mad, and I wanted to be like, yeah, it doesn't mean shit. We were pretty stoked though to do well in it and we were getting listeners off the back of it. Most of our American listeners now still are from hearing us on that. Yeah, and I more remember the day that we lost the final because we made these plans. We're like, we're going to go to the casino and drink all day

and be like millionaires. And then we had to get it really early because of the time difference because it's being made in America. You come over to my place at like 6am or something and then we just get told, oh you lose by the way. And we're like, oh what do we do now? It's really hard to walk back from plans that involve going to the casino

and getting drunk before midday. There's no comparable You're breaking the champagne bottle before the boat arrives. Smash it on the dock. The boat will be here, right? Then put the shards in our neck. I remember us going and having a very, very sad spaghetti lunch.

Jesus. No, didn't we go and we went later in the day and had a meeting with our then management. Where I think we tried to leave and they wouldn't let us leave. Oh, yeah. We tried to. Fuck, what a day. Yeah. Spaghetti any lunches loser circle things like lock you in a room like what they do no i just didn't take note they were just like i this was what happened we walked in we had management and i use that term very loosely yeah and a guy had a suit on and you had yeah so

it's a shitty guy it was like i'll rep you you. I'm going to pay you boys at spaghetti. I hope that's okay with you. Was it Nick Capper? That would have been good. He'd do a better job, to be fair. He would let us leave. He'd be helpless to do anything like that. They tried to guilt us into like, they tried to guilt us

about the amount of bandwidth that our headshots, the JPEGs of our headshots took up on the website. On their management company's website they're like you know websites aren't free and you know those those files they're taking up a bit of room on the old storage six dollars a year to keep this going so we're gonna kind of that's the best thing i've ever heard yeah but the funny thing was i was saying to you on the drive in i was like how funny would it be like we were just trying to predict like how fucked it would be. Like, oh, imagine if he said this, try and guilt us.

And then he literally does it. And we're like, wow. But he's like, it's not like, you know, we have your headshots up on that like one little page. I mean, that's not free. And I'm like, well, it actually is. Yeah, it's actually free. It's literally free.

Yeah, if you take that page down, it's still part of another thing. It's heavy, mate. The whole page is sagging over on the one side. What are you doing your company's website on fucking AngelFire or something? Tommy, that's not going to hit with this group over here.

AngelFire? AngelFire was like a GeoCities one. Again, I'm lost. What is he trying to say? You have the internet in America, yeah? We almost have as good internet as you guys have here. It's pretty fast here, isn't it? I've never traveled.

Well, I mean, I've always loved entering a code every 30 minutes to watch something on Netflix. It's a joy. Right. You came to Thailand with us, Gareth. That was a joy for us to be on an island in a third world country with internet. Fast period of time in Australia. Everywhere is like, let me give you the login. You'll be fine. We should check in, Dave. on an island in a third world country with internet fast appearing.

Everywhere is like, let me give you the login. You'll be fine. We should check in. Dave, are you still coming or not? Yeah. You're making it, right? I'm still trying to figure out if I can make it.

Are you going to come? It's last June. Can you make it? I'm still waiting to see if the... There's a thing with the job. You need to let us know soon. Honestly. Yeah, yeah.

We'll see what they say about the job. Last June is going to be here before you know it. Yeah, yeah. There's only about minus four months to go. Hurry. There's a thing with the job, so I just got to try and figure that out.

A what? A job. A what? It's like a website that charges you. To be fair, you are trying to explain a job to Tommy. This is going to be a tough one. It's like when you draw, except it's a place you go to

to draw and then people tell you what to draw Like a library Let's end it here and say yep You got a job at a library That's cool You bailed on Thailand to go tell people to shush Tommy it's like you drawing except something useful

That's what a job is Like if what you were doing wasn't always a waste of time. Okay, right. I can't even imagine anything like that. Even if I wasn't hung over beyond anything.

Well, draw a sketch of yourself doing a job. Okay. And yeah, that might help it sink in a little further. Yeah, like you sitting down working at a computer

or something like that. Hang on. You're trying to explain a job. Now you're going to have to explain the term work. Oh, shit. Yeah, this is fun. So you go to a place and you do stuff all day and then people pay you at the end of the week for doing

something all week. So it's like I'm shit and should kill myself. I just realized we're way too high up in this building. I wouldn't say you should kill yourself because your eating habits are doing that. Yes. I'm glad you've noticed.

Someone follows me. Oh, man. I don't feel so hung over now. Yeah, Carl's catching a break. Yeah. Finally. It feels good to finally love someone else. What time did you guys go to bed? 3.30. Oh, fuck, catching a break. Yeah. Finally. It feels good to finally laugh at someone else. What time did you guys go to bed?

3.30. Oh, fuck, really? Yeah. For people at home, we were recording this after a live podcast that we got a bit carried away at. So, yeah, we had a big night. Who were the guests? The guests that we did on that episode were... It was a roast, right?

We did an unrecorded roast afterwards. Oh, okay. So, we don't put that out because there was a lot of jokes about Tom Ballard that probably shouldn't go out to everyone. Yeah, roasts you probably shouldn't put out there. Yeah. Yeah, stuff like that. So it was very funny.

But for everyone that missed it at home, I believe the term is suck shit. Yeah. That you're not going to hear that. But it was lots of fun. You know what? That reminds me. I don't know if you guys, we've told you this before on other episodes, but my phone number is out there for the listeners.

Yeah, yeah. Which is cool. Yeah, which is cool. God damn it. You still haven't changed it? You're still? No, no, no. You realize you're out of your fucking mind, right?

Yeah, get him, Dave. Tell him what a job is, Dave. Fuck this guy. So wait, you just will get messages just... Oh, man. Like when you're at your job, some asshole will just call. Yes. Yeah. Job, yes.

Do you know what that's like? I've had that. I know what a job is. We've moved on. I committed to the riff at the time. I'm trying to get on with my life. Tommy committed by saying... I'm trying to rebuild.

One way to get on with your life is to get a job God damn it So A couple of mean boys I didn't say anything I'm just on the same couch You're encouraging him Well he's killing it

I mean he really has a great point I mean I was trying to bite my tongue Oh man Yeah so my numbers out there. Actually, I'll tell you this, because I feel like every time we have you guys on, I have a story that's fucked about myself, and then you guys get to...

I just feel like that's your life. You mean like when you wore pajamas for stand-up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that one. Which has probably been two of our episodes. Yeah. And then when you got paid in points. I mean, we did the one about your pajamas, and then in the next one we remembered about the pajamas,

and then we did another one on the pajamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deep next one we remembered about the pajamas, and then another one on the pajamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deep dive. I should have tried to think if anything else happened with the pajamas. I don't think there was. I don't think anything else bad happened apart from – because that only went for about four months. So I don't think –

That's a long time. You got a lot of juice out of that, especially when that guy dumped coins on you. We were talking about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ethnic comedian that paid you in coins. People are still trying to guess who that is. Yeah.

They're all wrong, too. They are all wrong, too. No one's gotten it. No. So my phone number is out there. And this is what happened a couple of months ago. Can I just – do they like post it on forums? Like is it on –

Yeah, it was on some wiki pages and stuff like that. So I was getting a lot at some point. And then I found out where it was coming from and I had that shut down. But I'm still getting it because it's on an episode so people go back and find it. But now on Facebook people will just get on

rather than just ask for the number people will ask what episode they can go and find it on which you've got to appreciate that they're at least happy to do the work

themselves to find it. Look, what's that? Oh, I don't know. We're getting more downloads out of it at least. Yeah, that one episode is just through the roof. We should get that episode

sponsored so we're getting a lot of it. Oh my God, yeah. just through the roof. We should get that episode sponsored. So we're getting a lot of Oh my God, yeah. But I don't know if it's worth it to listen to one of your episodes to get the number. Well, yeah, you can just ask me

for my phone number. Did you like when I asked you for my phone number? Yeah, that was good. That was good stuff. And I tried to call you on it before and it's not even... Yeah, they shut it down.

That's why I couldn't use it. They gave me another one. When Dave was entering the country, he asked us for his phone number. I think he might have been hitting on himself. Sending pictures of his dick to himself. Did I get them? Did I get those?

I've got to track this monster down. Oh, this guy's doing it again. It's me. So it reminds me because last night, whenever we do a live show, people are just ringing me during the show, which is always good. Oh, my God. What?

Just trying to fuck the show up. Just trying to make their experience not as good. Right. Yeah. That's fucking amazing. Well, it's interactive. It's a bit of fun, isn't it? It's interactive, which is exactly.

It's fun. To be fair, I do enjoy the timing because any time I'll have notes on my phone and I pull it out of a live show, I go, oh, just read this, and immediately someone rings me. Just looking over at your shoulder at the screen, it's just notifications just... It's a shame because I'm now being smart enough to, like, put it on airplane mode as we're doing the show,

but then I'll need to check something online during the show, and I'll check it, and it'll just go... You're the smartest to get a new phone number the show, and I'll check it, and it'll just go. I just love that, though. You're the smartest to get a new phone number. Yeah, and I said that last night. It's like, now I'm smart enough after six years to work out how to use airplane mode. Yeah, I've kind of figured out a system

that I think is pretty foolproof. Somebody's killing it. He's on the phone trying to Google how to turn on airplane mode. Just ask calls. All right. I'm sorry. I'm actually calling that guy back on accident.

No, no, no. They just popped up out of nowhere. So I get a lot of texts. I get a lot of stuff sent to me or whatever. But the general rule of thumb is when people want to try and prank me or whatever is that they'll hide their number. Yeah. So I'll get a private number.

Oh, right. Oh, right. So that's generally the rule of thumb. If I get a private number ringing me I'm like I know what this is about you're a coward you want to do this but you don't want my number I don't know if they're a coward because your number is just out there it's not like they're calling up to fight you

they're just fucking with you I think at the very least if they want to do that own it give me your number there's etiquette hold on they're not stupid that's all it is I didn't say stupid they don't want just anyone to have their number There's etiquette. No, hold on. They're not stupid. That's all it is. I didn't say stupid.

They don't want just anyone to have their number. They're smarter people. Exactly. Exactly. I'm like, it can't be a fair fight. You need to give me your number for this to continue. I totally disagree with you, but go ahead. Right.

So I'm like, okay, I'm not going to answer. If it's a private number, I'm not going to answer. But if the number comes up, I'm like, okay, if you – I'm not going to answer. If it's a private number, I'm not going to answer. But if the number comes up, I'm like, okay, this is a fair fight now. So I did that. The number comes up. And to be fair also, like some people say, why are you answering random numbers? Well, I'm like one of my co-hosts.

I have work, you know, as well. So people ring up about stuff. Which co-host? It could be anyone. I don't want to be libelous and talk about anyone. It could be anyone you're talking about. It's a callback. Like I don't want to could be anyone I don't want to be libelous and talk about anyone multiple co-hosts like I don't want to give out my number I don't want to give out names

anything like that there's 57 of us that host this show you know when you go to Happy Jacks and the people that give you the food what

that's a job those people have jobs what's Happy Jacks Hungry Jacks I think he means whatever Happy Jacks now you're the stupid one

shame upon thee oh man you know what I'm going to give out I pay shame upon thee. Oh, man, you know what? I'm going to give out on the show Dave's phone number that doesn't work. Everyone will get to text me. Oh, yeah, I'm going to read that out now. Let's do it. Actually, give it to Dave. He's dying to talk to himself.

Now it's got to be someone else's number. No, it's not. It went straight to voicemail. No, I was going to say, for a second I was like, fuck, whose number is it then? Because I have been texting it. Oh. They wouldn't let me have it back.

Oh, wow. Oh, really? Yeah, they wouldn't give it to me back. Should I read it out? Well, I don't know who cares. So I'm leaving the States, and I can't figure out what my fucking number is, and I ask you guys, and you send it to me, and then I put like $50 on it, so I'll have it while I'm here.

And then I show up, and it's not working, so I go into Vodafone okay this this isn't working we go yeah they shut it down I go okay so can we transfer that $50 to a new one and they go no it's just gone Wow I'm like what you just stole money because I mean who's helping you there wasn't it yeah I work at Vodafone it's worse than not having a job is me supplementing my comedy income by working at Vodafone, signing people up to phone plans.

You just keep giving Carl's number out. Call this one if you have any problems. Call this number. You could totally shut down the people from calling you by just saying, the next time someone calls me, I'm going to announce their number on the show. Well, see, he's done that.

This leads me into this story. We're out of ideas. Good luck, Carl. This leads me into this story, which is this. Why don't you just take Dave's old number? Yeah, it's available. And it's got $50 on it. Yeah, it's got $50 on it.

It's a money pit at this point. That would be a very funny move for you, successful TV writer, room runner, and podcaster going around with a prepaid phone. Yeah. Let's go credit on it. Just to fit in with all the other comedians that we have on the show. Yeah. Totally.

So this is what happened. I get, like my little rule, I get a call. It's not from an unlisted number. I think, well, you know. Game on. Potentially it's either work or it's someone that you know is backing himself so i'm like fine so i answer the phone and it's this guy who thought it was a great idea at the time to ring me up and prank me but then you know got a bit nervous yeah

yeah yeah because he was not he was not expecting you to pick it up yes yeah he's like testing the number out or something so i get it i get the call and it's like i'm like oh hello and he goes uh uh uh uh and i'm like well this doesn't sound like channel nine so i'm gonna i'm gonna say it's a podcast listener is this carl is it carl is this car and i'm like oh man this is this is not channel nine offering me a tonight show this So you're hanging in there past this point. Yeah, because I go,

because I've also copped a call like this earlier in the day that I got really pissed off about. So this one, I've answered it. It's amazing that you still, I mean,

it's been three or four years? No, longer. To defend myself, I've done it for way longer. You're still getting used to it. You're still getting mad about it. You're still getting used to it. You're still getting mad about it. You're still getting mad about it. You're still getting used to it.

It's a lifestyle choice. He hasn't changed the fucking number, and he's getting mad about the calls. Dave, but this guy called from a... It's been like... He started this before podcasts came out. By the way, what a leap of faith. I mean, who knew what you were doing?

You just had a microphone in the mirror. He was like, welcome to Dumb Dumb. No, that shouldn't do it. At the very least, it provides content. Otherwise, we'd have to hear about Tommy's job at Vodafone on the episode. He's coming to call back again. A weird guy came in the other day. A real freak.

So this is the image of you alone in your house. And it's like every time your phone goes off, it's like, fucking here we go. Just go off the grid, dude. Go live in the woods yeah meant to have one yeah so i was so that was the that was the mental state i was in i was mad already so this guy is like and i go all right what is it let's have it let's have it and he's like oh is this car and i go yeah man yeah it is what do you want and he's like oh oh oh oh how come you're, how come you're, and I go, man, if you're going to prank me, you got to fucking step up. You got to be better than this.

You got to, come on, get it out. I wasn't born yesterday without other people having my phone number, dumbass. So he's like, oh, get it out, man. Come on, let's see what you can do. And he goes, oh, how come your, how come your podcast isn't great? Yes. Well, that danger seat because of Tommy. Mission accomplished, my friend.

Well done on the other end. That's all he had. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, is that all you got, man? Man, you do this. You're sitting there. You've made a commitment to this prank call. You've got my number.

You've rung it up. You've got me on the phone. You've got yourself some quiet time and some space in your house. Which is something I don't get anymore How come your podcast isn't great It isn't great Oh it is ABC So he's haranguing me

And I'm like I'm haranguing him Why didn't you make a fucking better one You're giving me shit about the podcast You can't even make a fucking prank call And he starts going Oh sorry I just need a friend man i'm pretty low right now this guy's gonna call yeah so he go i go man you know what sit down think about what you've done

maybe write it out next time like write what you're gonna say wait girl you're inviting a callback yeah all right look we love what see, but you're a little raw. So kind of clean it up a little bit, kind of refine it, bring it back. Maybe run it by me. I'll punch it up. Yeah, call me. Hello, Carl's prank call advice. This is a bringer phone number.

Get five mates on the line, and then you can have a crack. Yeah. This is an open mic prank call. You've got five minutes. So he's like, oh, yeah, sorry. And I go, man only got five. This is an open mic prank call. You've got five minutes. So he's like, oh, yeah, sorry. And I go, man, sit down. Ring me back when you got something fucking for me to listen to. Tell me he rang you back.

So this is what happens. Whatever happens next, I don't care. I love this guy. I love this person. Who went off and was like, all right, I've got some notes. I've got a little work to do. Ancient Chinese proverb. Why isn't your podcast

great? So, I get off the phone and I'm really mad. Where are you when you get this call? I'm at a gig. Oh my god. I'm at my gig on Thursday night. You're like a doctor on call. Yeah, totally. So, I

get the number and I get... No, no. Sorry. We need a different one. You're like a janitor who has a prepaid cell phone. Thank you. Imagine a world without janitors. It would be a dirty place. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's on Carl's next postcard.

Janitor with a prepaid phone. Come see it. Tickets available for sure. I'm really mad so I'm doing that thing where I go you know what this needs to end and I need to make an example of this guy so oh my god this is like a 70 year old man who's sick of kids walking across his lawn

totally but some poor guy was just like everybody does this I'll do it and now he's like got the fucking focus of, well, it's not exactly evil, but... This is like on the farm, like out in the country, you kill a fox and you hang it up on the fence

and you show the other foxes, this is what's going to happen if you fuck with me. Yeah, I was going to say, so you're going to hang this guy at the front of the Telstra store. Sorry, what are we doing to foxes here? Now he's killing foxes to warn off other foxes. But the problem with this analogy is that

it's just a guy on a phone, so you're not actually killing a fox and hanging it for other foxes. But the problem with this analogy is that it's just a guy on a phone. So you're not actually killing a fox and hanging it for other people to see. It's just you talking to a guy on a phone. No, no, but this is what I do. But that doesn't work, right? Foxes don't see that and go, oh, it got murdered. No, they're just like, Barry died. Did you hear? The barber showed us.

I think it was natural causes or a car hit him or something. I don't know. My brain is very small. Or else they just run up and they go, how'd you hang up there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally, totally. Okay, so maybe it's not like that. But maybe it's like what I'm about to say. It is, I got his number and, you know, we've got like, I'm sure you guys have got like,

you guys have got like a private dollop group on Facebook and stuff like that. Yeah, there's dolls. So we've got one called People Aware of the Little Dun Dun Club. Because as you know, people don't like to be thought of as fans of our show they're just aware yeah absolutely yeah no it's very understandable they just they just recognize we exist when we when ever anybody comes to a dob show and they're wearing the shirt and we meet them we shame them oh good yeah absolutely that's cool yeah we're like you like it oh my god publicly yeah ring them um so that i put i, I get real cranky.

I go in the group and go, man, this guy really just pissed me off. Fucking these random calls. I fucking hate it. I'm in a bad mood because of this. Do what you will with this number. 0418 blah, blah, blah, whatever. And I just put the number there. Wait, where did you say this?

In the group. Facebook group. In the Facebook group, yeah. That has over 2,500 members. Yeah, but that's still. You're sober? Yes. The Facebook group. In the Facebook group, yeah. That has over 2,500 members. Yeah, but that's still... You're sober? Yes. Yes.

Wow. Okay. Well, like I said, the fox. So he's bringing the heat. Remember the fox story? Yeah, yeah. It's exactly like the fox. The fox analogy didn't work.

We all kind of labeled it as non-functioning. Okay. See, the thing about the fox is the fox is an animal that will come on to the farmer's property and destroy what he's raising or actually violate and harm his income. In this situation, it's different because it's like the fox gave out his phone number on a podcast. Now he's mad that people

are calling him. And now I'm shaming someone who likes our show and may contribute to it. I want to destroy this guy. You decide. I hate this situation. By the way, two and a half thousand,

you guys, congrats. Thanks, man. I said over. That means 2,600, dickhead. If I was Tommy, I would have said it's nearly 3,000 in there. I was gone with that.

When you guys go to Adelaide, you're getting like a hundred people there. But you're so fed up with people having your number That you gave out That you refused to change after 34 years You decide your solution Is to give everyone your number

Not my number, this guy's number Oh shit, okay, sorry What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a fucking idiot You're a fucking dumber Get a job you fucking asshole Now you're dumber. Get a job, you fucking asshole. Now you're dumber than when I said happy jacks. You're the fucking idiot now.

Are we just trying to out-dumb each other today? Is there a gas leak in this apartment? What if we all died during this? If we all died during this? Let's all jump out the window. And then the recording is just, we all just start dying. And people listen to this podcast and go, it does sound like a suicide note.

That's the best episode they put out. That was really funny towards the end. Yeah, I'm glad they did. Okay, so you put him on blast. So you thought Carl setting an example was like, here's my number again, everyone. I thought he was so angry that he was just like, you know what?

I'm done. Royal rumble. You're taking on all comments. Oh, right, right, right. Just have like a lightning round where you're just like, for the next hour, guys, everyone go in. Right, yes. No, but not that.

Not that. I gave this guy's, this chump, this guy's number out. This fucking chump. Yeah. This guy. This fan. This real piece of work. This guy who thought that he really, there's a guy he's a fan of,

and he thought he'd call him up and have a personal moment with a guy he's a fan of. Well, the truth is, Dave, how did he get Carl's number? That's the mystery. We're talking about a lot of hackery over here. I'll tell you what, it must have come from someone with not a lot of time on his hands. That's a fantastic piece of work that I did that day. You really...

Tommy, you really did a job on me that day when you gave out my number. Still riding high on it. That's why they call it Happy Jacks. So, I put the number in the group.

I say, do what you will with this. Whatever you want to do with this. I've started watching The Sopranos recently and there's a lot of parallels.

Really? Between a podcaster having his phone number out there and people reading. Just the level of vengeance that you like to kind of enact on people. Okay, yeah.

Well, I've never watched The Sopranos, so maybe that's true. What the fuck just happened? What? Well, no, he wants to get the reference so he'll watch one of the best shows of all time. How have you never watched The Sopranos? I'm busy answering phone calls and stuff. I don't have time to watch TV.

He's Tony. Yeah, why would you want to watch one of the top five shows ever made? You can't watch everything. No, just the best stuff. What's the last show you watched on Netflix? The Good Place. Okay. Yeah.

What about before that? What about before that? Better Call Saul. All right. You're getting me. I mean, these shows are okay, but they're not Sopranos. I would like to watch it. I'm a bit intimidated by how much work I'm going to have to put into it.

Yeah. What are you talking about? I've only just started it, and it is daunting. What the fuck is the matter? Oh, wait. Sorry. Dave, we forget. We live in America.

They just got it. Yeah. They just got it here about a week and a half ago. Yeah. It's a bit daunting. There's so many. I can't wait to see what this Gandolfini kid does after this show. That future is as bright as the day.

All right, put him on blast. Just as a look, we'll go back to this, but to be fair, my now wife, she tried to get us into this. You're calling her your now wife? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a Mormon, Dave. That's what they call him. You can't call it your wife. It's illegal.

My now wife. She's not been my wife forever. No, but she's current. Yeah. My current wife, sorry. Which. She's not been my wife forever. No, but she's current. My current wife, sorry. Which one are you talking about? Carl's become polyamorous since the last time you guys were on the show. He's got a few wives, a few girlfriends in the mix. Well, he's answering the phone. He's like,

what are you doing? What's your deal? Have you met my now wife? My recent wife. My recent wife tried to get us into Sopranos. Oh, that is much sweeter. But she tried to. She went, okay, we're going to start watching it together.

We'll have a show together to watch. Oh, that's hard to do. So then she goes, okay, we're doing it. And I start watching. I'm like, what's happening? She goes, I just thought, like, I've never seen it. And I just thought, oh, I'll just start here. I'm like, are we watching season four?

Wait, she started in the middle? Are we watching season four? Mike, it's The Simpsons. Yeah. Doesn't get good until then. It's like Shaved by the Bell. You can just kind of jump in and you'll figure it out. It's pretty straightforward.

They go to the max. That's Kelly. Wait, who's Tony? It's like the Flintstones. Everything sort of wraps up at the end and they go back to the start again. It's always the same. That's amazing. So I got out then And I didn't go back

So Did she keep watching it? I think she did But she didn't know What was happening Yeah but she was just Happy to watch something Yeah they have a show together

They'll just watch it Out of order He described it like a moth Just enjoys the light Yeah like there's a thing And people are doing stuff She loves She's the opposite of me

Because I don't have A lot of time Like she'll go Let's go to the movies I'm like what's on She goes I don't care And let's go halfway through it And then watch another movie at the end of it.

Then we'll leave 20 minutes in. Hi, what's playing that's halfway started? There's a lot of stuff that's already halfway started. We'll take two for that. Then we're going to move to the Pixar film. Actually, this starts in 10 minutes. Okay, I'll be back in an hour. I'll be back in an hour.

I'm going to jump in when the story's kicked in. You know what I mean? I'm not a big set-up. We're not a set-up couple. Have you seen The Sopranos in the season finale first? It is bizarre. It makes no sense.

I'm not an idiot. I can figure things out. I don't need all the explanations. Sorry, my phone's ringing. I've got to take this. Fuck. Fuck off. Oh, it's you again.

Have you ever thought about trying to actually figure this out? Let's go. What do you got? Chandler in the cinema, when they bring up the thing of reminding you to turn your phone off, it's like, don't need to tell me twice. I threw mine in the garbage on the walk in. Bit of sweet relief.

Change my number. Why would I when I can get angry and humiliate people? So, back of Sopranos. Back halfway through the other story. The way I like it. So you're about to whack this guy. Yeah. Yeah.

So I give the phone number out. I go, do what you will with this. I don't need to hear about what you do. You go for it. That's great. Just absolving yourself of all responsibility. You're just like, I want another me in the world. Yes.

Yeah. I want a pal. I want an untraceable me. So then. Yeah. Yeah. the world yes yeah yeah i want a pal i want an untraceable me yeah uh so then yeah yeah so then uh uh uh i don't hear anything uh a couple people respond back on that thread and go oh yeah yeah i text him said uh shut up you know some classic burn stuff like that uh so there's a bit of back and forth you mean they're going at you no no no okay people are reporting back on what they've okay do they love this like yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

The fans are like, this is the best idea ever. Let's go after some poor random dude. Stuff like this is why we can't call ourselves fans. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You, the puppet master, are sitting there absolutely loving it. Yes, yes. I've never felt so rock hard in my life.

I mean, fuck this guy. This guy, how dare he call a number that you put out there. Yes. So, that he put out there, but anyway. But mean, fuck this guy. This guy, how dare he call a number that you put out there. Yes. So, that he put out there. But anyway. But you never changed. Yes. But that's,

I feel like legally I'm covered. I'm allowed to have that number. Anyway, so. First of all, this isn't legal. This is an illegal question.

Surely everybody listening and us want to keep moving through the story. But what you just said, I mean, you are watching Better Call Saul. I think legally speaking, I have a grasp of the judicial system as I believe that I do. Your Honor, legally I am still allowed to have this phone number. That really should change the name of the show to Better Call Carl.

It's a way better title. Never Call Carl. Yeah, Never Call Carl. That's show to Better Call Carl. It's a way better title. Never Call Carl. Never Call Carl. That's good. Always Call Carl. So you're not in court because it's a legal question. You're in court because people think you're a dickhead. Well, that explains the handcuffs. Anyway, back to my number. Boy, I was worried that this story might not last us the whole

episode, but we're doing a good job, boys. Man, there's so much to come. What does your wife think about this? You mean his now wife? Your now wife. Which wife? Yeah, the latest, the recent wife. The next wife.

What's she thinking? Now. The current wife. She doesn't really understand it, because I try not to get her involved in it, because she asks too many questions. Because if you really told her what it was, she would be like, what the fuck is the matter with you?

Carl, just say you're cheating on me. Carl, just admit you're cheating on me. It's fine. I know you have a couple other now wives. It's great. She doesn't understand it. We don't understand it. I don't think you understand it.

It's my phone, honey, and I don't get it either. But this is why in Samui, we went to Samui. She came along with us, but at no stage did I tell anyone that she was there because I'm like, she doesn't need to get sucked into this world.

So people didn't know that she was your wife? No, no. Oh, fascinating. So people saw you walking down the street with a woman and thought, Carl's cheating on his wife? No, no, no. I never went near her.

He would just turn to her and order food. He'd be like, can I have the crepes? So she would just be like, did anybody fuck her? Was she hanging out around with other people? What? Did you say,

did anyone fuck my wife? Fuck her? Well, if he's acting like it people? What? Did you say, did anyone fuck my wife? Fuck her? Well, if he's acting like it's not his wife, who knows what was going on? No, I... Jesus Christ. Look, a lot of people

ask me why I go to Thailand so much. Yeah. If I'm fucking people, not my wife. Yeah, bet you're regretting not coming now, Dave. You could have

fucked Carl's wife over there. He could still be coming. He could still come coming he could still come there's still time there's still time win him over we'll see what happens with the job

do you know what a job is happy jacks I work at happy jacks that's right so maybe if I give you a phone number out on this podcast maybe you'll get a job

maybe someone can ring you I mean it's been nothing but positive for you so of course share the wealth yeah so to answer your question yeah she went to Samui with us someone can ring you. I mean, it's been nothing but positive for you. Yes. Share the wealth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So to answer your question,

yeah, she went to Samui with us to the festival. I didn't tell anyone that even she was there, let alone who she was or anything. So she went around and just pretended she was a podcast fan.

So she just deliberately didn't wear deodorant and walked around. Ever shaved. All good. All good. We should have gotten her, we should have had her as like All good. All good. We should have gotten her we should have had her

as like a mole. You know we should have had her infiltrate the listener ranks. Boy how good is dum-dum? What do you mean? I love Tommy. Really?

Yeah. I can call him now if you want. I just talked some shit right now. My phone works here. The Wi-Fi is unbelievable. What do you mean

you all have Carl's number? Yeah. Yeah. No totally. What if she was like if sheFi is unbelievable. What do you mean you all have Carl's number? Yeah, yeah. No, totally. What if she was like, if she said she was trying to brag to someone, I'm actually Carl's wife. I can prove it. I've got his phone number.

We fucking all have it. Look at what he told me to come back. He wanted me to see my new bit. So back to the phone call. Back to the, put the phone number in the forum. That's out there. I got a little bit of response back and forth.

Anyway, about three days later later I sort of forget about it it hasn't been anything happen I get a phone call at night about three days later the number comes up it's a normal number it comes up

I go okay I'll take this number like a normal number comes up like it's not blocked or anything so again I just think

I restart I just go here's a new number could be anyone here comes another, here's a new number. Here comes another bit of work. A normal number. A bit of work. Yeah. Tommy's like,

I do have a job. Yeah. More work coming in. More work coming in. So I answer the phone. Hello. Cause I, I also,

that's how you do it. Yeah. Yeah. That's how we do it down under. So different in America. Yeah. Right. Nazi.

Yeah. You say, you say hello and it spins around the other way into the phone. Right. You say hello. So I, cause the other way into the phone. Yeah, right. You say hello. So, because I no longer answer the phone, hello, Carl speaking, because I feel like it. Well, Carl, to be safe, you should never have answered your phone like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's an insane thing to do. Right, right. You're not your own butler. Yes, you're right. Hello, this is Carl. Yes, hold on one moment for Carl. Hello, Carl's phone. Hello, this is Carl.

This is Carl's phone. Ready to talk is Carl. This is Carl's phone. Ready to talk on it. Carl again. You know what? That reminds me. When I had a job, Tommy, I'll explain later, I answered the phone once. I'm over it.

I'm absolutely over it. I answered the phone as a joke at my work once by going very deliberately in front of people going, this will be funny if I answer it like this. And they go, hello, Carl speaking. And like thinking that's a funny thing. Like I'll give these people a laugh. Were you in pyjamas?

No, no. I just sounded like I was in pyjamas. So I said it as a joke like that. But people didn't get the joke and they thought I actually answered the phone like that. So from then on, for weeks and months. You did answer the phone like that. No, but it was a joke it was meant to be funny

and then everyone would give me shit and go hello Carl speaking and you were like I'll do it forever no no

I'm like I was trying to make you guys happy I was trying to give you a laugh and now you're just fucking raining shit on me that's not how I answer

the phone but that's what happens when you do something that's not funny right well that's the first time I've ever done that when you do a thing as a joke,

but the joke is you literally just doing it. Yeah. People feel uncomfortable laughing at you. They're like, oh, God, he's a real fucking weirdo. We'll mock him when we know him, but for now, that was insane. Yeah, right. So, this fresh number.

Fresh number happens three days later after the initial incident. So, I say hello. You guys already changed his number. Yeah, I say hello. What episode of The Sopranos were incident. So I say hello. The guy's already changed his number. Yeah. I say hello. What episode of The Sopranos were you watching? I was deep.

I was into episode one, season one by then. Right, right, right. That's like halfway through the series, isn't it? That's really crazy. Now you tell us all this stuff in the finale. Thanks a lot, guys. Yeah. Didn't he die already?

How come he's alive again? Yeah. Yeah. So I say hello, and I get a lady's voice. There's a pause. There's a lady's voice going, is this Carl? That's a lady's voice? I've never met a lady.

I'm going to need a lady's voice right here. Sorry. Hello, Carl speaking. Hello. So I'm not going to do the voice. No, no. You did it before when you did your own phone speaking. Hello. I'm not going to do the voice. You did it before when you did your own phone call. Yes. But that was just me doing a silly voice.

I'll do a voice like that. I want to hear a lady's voice. Just tuck it in and do the voice. It wasn't a particularly feminine voice. It didn't sound like it from the first read. I have to do a non-feminine feminine voice. The pressure. It was a bit like,

Hello? Hello? Is this Carl? I have to do a non-feminine feminine voice so I think it was a bit like hello hello is this is this Carl? see that's a non-feminine sounds like was it you? yeah were you calling yourself? maybe I have a hello Carl

I'm calling it's the twilight zone what about just hello Carl what about that? it wasn't a little old lady that fucking has 20 bird as a pet

but it was a lady. We cannot move on until you do the voice pitch perfectly and it's handed to you. I said, hello. She said, hello, is this Carl? And I go, who is this? And she goes, is this Carl?

I said, who's this? And she goes, tell me if this is Carl or not. I said, you tell me who this is first, and then we'll find out who I am. Fair. She goes. It's not my first rodeo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

It's very weird. A lot of people call Carl. Yeah. Very weird conversation so far. Is this what a job is like? Because this sounds exhausting. It's a nightmare time. You do not get involved.

Yeah, yeah. Hard pass. Hard pass for me. If you get a job as a telemarketer, don't do it like this. So I'm saying, no, you tell me who you get a job as a telemarketer don't do it like this yeah so I'm saying no you tell me who you are and then I'll tell you

so this went on five times and then she did not budge and I did not budge so I hang up whoa huge

yeah huge oh my god let me just say this you're becoming a man yeah thank you thank you

I hold my ground you know what I don't have time for games yeah goodbye lady look it's been six years but I'm finally getting the hang of this shit like you know the deal Thank you. Thank you. I hold my ground. You know what? I don't have time for games. Goodbye, lady. Look, it's been six years, but I'm finally getting the hang of this shit.

You know the deal. It's like X Factor. You get like 30 seconds. Did you have the number five in your head? It's like you do one and then you're like, all right, four more times I'm doing this, and then I'm hanging up if we have it for best. He's got a little board where he's done it like a thousand times before. He's doing tick marks. Look, I said no.

You had five. You always get five. Yeah. So she rings back. I don't answer. She rings back again. I go, okay, well, I've got to figure out what this is. I've got to find out what this is.

She's not new to this game either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got to wait. She's persistent. Four more times for her to call back and then answer. This is when I would pick up and go, hello, happy jacks. So I answer, hello, this is is Carl isn't it I'm like

Who's this And she goes Right You Have to take down That website And I go What

Facebook Take Facebook down She goes No no But at this At this point I don't I don't know

What's going on You've forgotten all that Yeah I've forgotten all that Oh shit Yeah Okay Because this is days later Yeah

You know Another 50 people Have rung me in between these things. You know, lots of things happen in my life in between. You probably have another call on the other line. You're like, look, I'm already shutting someone else down. Seriously, are that many people calling you? It was very intense at one point.

Jesus Christ. Get a new fucking phone number, man. I haven't even told you this. At one point, someone hacked this. That's always a good start for you. Yeah. At one point, someone got onto the Guzman y Gomez, which is a Mexican chain restaurant.

Yeah, it's terrible. And changed their restaurant to my phone number. And so people were ringing me and complaining about their cold burritos. Yeah. They were like, your tacos suck. Yeah. That's amazing. Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's going to be. The story finally has a hero It's going to be Until the end of it Well the end of it was You opened one No I was getting a lot of calls

Back in the drinking days of Dilrub Jaising I was with him when I was getting all these calls And all these messages going They were getting really mad about their cold burritos And late tacos and stuff And so Dilrub was passed out on the ground and I just took a picture of him and said, just so you know, everything's late because this is the chef

and he just pissed himself. And the response back is this lady going, ha ha, that's actually pretty funny. I like that the prank kind of gaslighted you into thinking that you do work at Guzman and Gohmans. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. Well, look, I do work here. Yeah, but at the end, you know, I couldn't figure out how they'd got me so bad.

And so I hit up Guzman and Gomez and said, someone's changed your number to my number and can you fix it or something? That's a fan. Yeah, and then they come back and go, okay, cool, we'll fix that straight. I'm sorry about that. Here's all this free Mexican food. I'm like, fucking great. Yeah, that's awesome. This is great in the end.

This is worth doing three months of receptionist work for Guzman. Disagree. The idea that you had to reach out, hey, corporate restaurant, it's Carl. Is this Guzman or is this Gomez? I tried ringing them, but it was

my own phone number, so I had to email them. That's bizarre. We keep getting calls to this Mexican restaurant asking us to write for 20 to 1. This is Gomez. Gomez speaking. Gomez. Gomez and Carl. Sorry, Guzman's out right now.

This is Gomez. So I get the lady rings back and goes, take down the website. And I go, what? She goes, take down the website. And I go, what? She goes, take down that website. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. She goes, you take that website down. My husband is being harassed because of that website. And I'm like, and I'm still like, I'm trying to click on,

what does this mean? You put up a website where everyone is now harassing my husband, wanting him to dress in nappies. I'm like, what? We're getting calls about cold burritos. So she thinks that you created Facebook. No, but Facebook doesn't come into it. What's happened here is someone's off Facebook has then gone

and done some extra work. And created a fetish site. Something. Oh, my God. I thought you just meant she was like a boomer and that was her created a fetish site. Something. Oh, my God. I thought you just meant she was like a boomer and that was her saying, take the post down. No. She's saying like, yeah.

So someone made a diaper website. Yes. Really? So I'm trying to figure that out. I'm like, exactly what are you talking about? People are ringing my husband up and saying, we want him to be in a nappy. We want him to do this.

And you've done it. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like a Craigslist or something. Yeah. This is now a hot, sexy story. So she's now going, I'm going to sue you. I'm going to sue you until you take it down. I'm like, miss, I don't know what you're talking about.

And she's, I'm going to sue you. I'm like, at this point, you've rung me three times. I'm going to sue you for harassment. So if this is all you've got, good day, lady. And just hung up. She keeps ringing me back, leaving messages going, I'm going to sue you for harassment. So if this is all you've got, good day, lady. And just hung up. She keeps ringing me back, leaving messages going, I'm going to sue you, whatever. I look for what's going on.

I sort of deep dive and find out. I find the ad that someone's put up. What do you mean deep dive? You went to Facebook? No, because it's not on Facebook. Where's the link? What's your deep dive? Did you Google the number?

Okay, right. By the way, not a deep dive, Carl. Okay. Well, do you... What's your deep dive? Did you Google the number? Okay, right. So I find... By the way, not a deep dive, Carl. Okay. Well, that's his version of a deep dive. A picture like CSI. Carl's like, and the number, and the episode. Okay, we're done.

It's fine. I just put my toes in the bath. Guys, they did a deep dive. I Googled the phone number. Well, guys, I've been in the lab all night. I came back with some forensic evidence that I think is pretty concrete. I Googled the number. I technically cracked the case.

It's not a deep dive if you got the result by clicking I'm feeling lucky. This was the ad. This is the ad that this guy was signed up for. It said wanted big baby role play in Victoria. Oh my god. Late 30s male looking to role play as an infant.

All the required baby accessories are provided. Just need someone to swaddle me, bottle feed me and change my nappy. Only serious applications. What's the idea that they can only be serious in that scenario?

Are you taking the piss? No, I took the piss in my die only be serious in that scenario. Are you taking the piss? No, I took the piss in my die-die and I need it changed. Oh, my God. Renumeration for services per hour can be negotiated. Please call me on da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da and refer to me as little baby boy. So what's happened is this guy's getting non-stop messages and phone calls. People ring him up and saying, hello, is this little baby boy?

But you know what's awesome? How does he fight back from that, from being called a baby? By getting his wife. His now wife. Exactly. Exactly. My husband is not a baby. He's just weeping in his little bed over this

he's livid, he won't eat he's not a little baby boy, I mean I haven't allowed him phone privileges today he'd call but he's having the bottle he's sucking on my breast right now so he can't speak so I'm doing the grown up speaking and the thing is like going like oh oh, he's getting all these calls

and all this stuff, and it's like, well, yeah, like that sucks, but it's not like evil. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, it's annoying that I have to field all these calls where I'm being called a little baby, but there's nothing like violent or mean in that. You know what I mean? It's not like putting his number up on like some hate website

where he's going to get threatening calls or whatever. Yeah. Fuck. It's just sweet people who want to help a guy in a diaper. Who want to do a bit of swaddling. And bullfitting. I'd love to do that. Sounds like what you do to dogs.

But so all of this, you're basing this off of her voicemails? That's how you figure out that that that was the problem with that she had? This is that's I just told you exactly what she said, but then I found the ad. I found the original ad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's yeah. I don't know what your question is. Well, keep going. Right. So never call here again. Carl speaking. Carl answering. Yeah.

So that's that's sort of it actually. Yeah. So that's sort of it, actually. Yeah. So that's the ad. I never heard from the guy. You should have talked to her and said, look, I didn't change my number because I'm not a coward. Yeah. And then just left it at that.

What did you... What would... Well, I think... I don't know. Did you get it taken down? I didn't get anything taken down. No, what's it take down? I was saying to her, I don't know what this is.

Did you tell her that he called you first? No, because I just said... You still didn't know exactly what it was, right? Yeah. Did you tell her you also might be a diaper boy? No. I just said, I don't know what you're talking about, because I technically didn't know what she was talking about,

because she was accusing me of setting up a website. I had no idea of what this is. So this website is still potentially active? I doubt it, because she was accusing me of setting up a website. I had no idea of what this is. So this website is still potentially active. I don't I doubt it because it was an ad. Do a deep dive. Google it. We can wait. I just did a deep dive. I found a

screenshotted picture of my phone from four months ago. Isn't that a deep dive? That's when Dave's going to let you know about Thailand. Oh great. I'll get back to you on that. He was trying to call and let you know, but the line was just absolutely clogged up. Get your wife to ring me. Now wife.

But what if this was this guy's, like he finally found out what he wants in life? What if this was his magic moment where he's like, I do want to be in a diaper. The twist is he made the website himself. Also,

this ad was put out for Where This Guy Lives, which is in Ballarat, which is not a big town. I don't know how many people would be into Big Baby role-playing in a country town. There's a lot of diaper people in Ballarat. Do you think it is earnest? Or do you think there's been a link posted between your fans?

Yeah, this is what I'm wondering. What if he was actually into this, and this was actually just a coincidence? And he blamed it back on me. Oh, my God. He just blamed you like a rattle. Right. Wow.

So this guy's sucking on some other person's teat and then got caught by his wife and then went oh the little dum-dum club did this yeah the old big baby defense

here we go yeah we've all heard it yeah heard it a million times yeah if you want me to stop doing this you ring 0438 get onto this

Chandler Chandler can isn't that how Johnny Cochran got OJ off he's pretending to be a big baby the diaper didn't fit so they had

to acquit yeah yeah so what I guess what I'd like because this is a few months ago so I figure from this

you know the guy's getting his wife to ring me up this all happened a few months ago so wait let me ask you one question

do you hide a story like this from Tommy knowing that it's going to be dynamite on the show yes our off mic relationship is so boring yeah anything interesting it's going to be dynamite on the show? Yes. Our off-mic relationship is so boring.

Yeah. Anything interesting is like, I've got to save it. You can't tell anyone about the repercussions of the show. Yeah, yeah. I've got a few things up my sleeve where I'm like, oh, I'd love to tell you,

but we need stuff for the show. You're a good friend, but I have no updates. But I can't talk for a couple of days. Things are not good. I'm happy to sit here in silence. I'm happy to cop it. And your stories are just

whatever happened at Happy Jack's. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. He's saving up stories about how he went on Mario Kart today. So, you to cop it. And your stories are just whatever happened at Happy Jacks. Yeah, pretty much. He's saving up stories about how he went on Mario Kart today. And it's a good one. I did real well. Don't spoil it. Who knows how I did? We kind of do.

I was playing as Wario and who knows. Oh, fuck. Sorry, I've done it again. We've got to do another episode later this week. I've done it again. Fuck. What are we going to talk about then? Fuck. Oh, fuck, sorry. I've done it again. I've done it again. Man, we've got to do another episode later this week. I've done it again. Fuck. What are we going to talk about then? Fuck. So. Sounds good. You know, before I hear about it.

What I want to know is, I guess, because that happened a few months ago. So I presume because of what happened, because of me paying this guy out when he rang me, because of his wife ringing me up and going back and forth, I presume this guy now goes, never listen to that podcast again ringing me up and going back and forth. I presume this guy

now goes, never listen to that podcast again. Oh, interesting. One would think. Not necessarily. You'd open a Pandora's box and be like, not necessarily.

This guy's being harassed for a week, hypothetically, for, you know, big baby role play. He gets angry about that. You know, maybe,

maybe he's angry at this age. I would say most of your fans just go through wars just listening to the show every week. So this guy, you know. Yeah, sure. This is a few months ago now.

He's got to be out of diapers by now. He's probably mature enough by now to cop it. He's got pull-ups now. He's definitely using a potty trainer. No, he's probably using his little toilet now. He's a big boy now. Well, is this Carl? Because I just wanted

to give you an update. He's walking. And it is magic. It better be Carl. Technically, I think me and Tommy doing this show, he's a big baby role player.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could just hear in the description of it, I was like, actually sounds pretty nice. I'd like to be swaddled. Yeah. You know?

I don't know, I'm already not working. I'm already halfway towards a baby's lifestyle anyway. Can someone do a deep dive and find out what swaddling is? Because I actually don't know what swaddling is. I don't think there's any way to figure that out. When you swaddle a baby...

What does that mean? You tie them up very tightly in a blanket. So they're like wrapped up because that's how they felt in the womb. I thought it was like putting them in the backseat of the car and then driving the car into a lake. You're going to be a great dad. You're going to be a great dad. Well, I'm going to swaddle the family today. They're going to be a great dad. Well, I'm going to

swaddle the family today. We're going up the bridge. I swaddled them. Hang on, I'm just going to write my swaddle notes before we leave. That would be a great call out to put,

like, I want this big baby role play, but I want you to lock me in the back of a car and drive me into the river. What? Yeah, I'm a baby. I feel like you want to create a murder. Yeah, I'm a baby. I feel like you want to create a murder.

Yeah, I'm a baby. I can't see. I don't know no better, miss. They're driving the way. I don't think that action is age sensitive. You can be any age and drive into a... No, no. I'm a help with baby.

Yeah, I want to be locked in a car out the front of the pokies. On a 40 degree day. So I guess what we're going to find out off the back of this episode is if this whole action has burnt this guy or if this guy is listening to this episode right now going, oh my God, he's fucking talking about me. I would imagine that his angry wife has said, your relationship with this show is over.

Well, if she's the one who's taken over on phone duties, I would also assume that she's the one deciding who the household listened to on the internet. Yeah, putting the parental lock on the podcast app. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Putting the old net nanny on the little dum-dum club. I bet you anything that he's been driving around to work every day

and waiting for the dum-dum to drop that talks about this. Excruciating wait for him. Yeah. And you, so this happens months ago. Did you deliberately sit on this going, there's a dollop tour coming up soon? No. This, no, literally, I've been sitting on this story

for live shows for months. Right. And then today I was like, fuck, I've got to bring a fuck story for these guys because I've always got a fuck story. Well, plus you're a little hungover, so you're like, this story's got to carry a little bit of these guys because I've always got a fuck story. Well plus you're a little hungover so you're like this story's got to carry a little bit of this weight. I need a banger. Yeah it feels like I shouldn't be talking about anything happy.

I should be talking about this. But wait is that where the that's where it was left. So that is kind of like the end of The Sopranos or for you season three. Yeah. Yeah totally. So now I guess we finally find out either way in the next week

if we hear from this guy. If we hear from this guy, if the ad is still active. Yeah, look it up. See if the ad is still active. It would be really great to call him right now from your phone. It would be.

I don't. It's months ago. If you saw my call history, there's like millions of numbers. No, but maybe the website's. Oh, because I would call them on my phone. Yeah, don't you have a screenshot? You have a screenshot of the website?

Yes, but it has the number blocked out. Oh. Yeah. The screenshot? Yeah. Why? Well, I just didn't save the number. I just...

Oh, you screenshotted. Without... Oh, it's not in... Okay, right. Yeah, without the phone. I would straight up call them from my phone because I'm dumping that number after I leave here. The burner.

Yeah, it's my burner. What if you called it and it's ringing on your other phone? Oh my God, that's me. I've got to take this. I'm sorry. Excuse me, everybody. Hello, Davey Diapers. Davey Diapers speaking. I'm going to stop swaddling myself for one second and take this call.

So hang on. Give me a couple of terms. I so doubt that this was... Give me a couple of terms from the site and I'll just search him. I'll do a deep dive. Big baby roleplay. Big baby roleplay. You put that into your phone, Tommy. You have a good

search. Just hit homepage. Living as an adult baby. The creepiest new corner of Instagram. This ad is like more than six months old. You're not going to find it on there. What was it an add-on? You know what? I actually don't... Instagram. That's fine. This ad's like more than six months old. You're not going to find it on there. You're not going to find it.

What was it an ad on? You know what? I actually don't. Diaper.com? I don't know. It's one of those ones. Gum as a Gooseman or whatever? It's like Gumtree or it's one of those ones. I never use those sites.

So it's like a Craigslist kind of thing. Yes, it's one of those. It's one of those things. So it's probably gone. There won't be an ad that's like six months old. I don't keep ads for that long. Well, at this point, too. No, they don't go away

They just stay up Well if this lady has become litigious Or she's rung me up Surely she's gone the extra yard You think she's gone again? Yeah she's probably going to take it And she was saying she was going to sue you? That is great

You in court Defending yourself against putting up an ad for a guy Wanting to be dressed as a big baby. No, but I felt good because I was like, well, I'm going to sue you because technically you're harassing me with the last three calls and I've got evidence of that. Yeah, I love that. I would think, yeah.

To me, that sounded like the most smartest I've ever been. Well, first of all, if you say most smartest, I feel like... It's a bad start. Alright, if the jury can strike that from the record That I said that And I'll say other things in replacement Well, you made a big boo-boo in your pants with that one Your honor

Hold on, your honor I have to make a boom-boom Will you guys, Dave, Carl Tommy and Dave, handle the pie Because I'm going to go change Carl Come on, lay down He does it when he gets nervous He does it when he records He always is just wetting How me and Dave handle the pie, because I'm going to go change Carl. Go to Dave's bathroom. Come on, lay down. He does it when he gets nervous.

He does it when he records. He always is just wetting. When are we all going to swaddle each other? That's what I want to hear. You want to kill ourselves? Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. Get in the car and drive? Yeah, when are we going to season three Sopranos? How do you feel?

Let's suppose this happened the way it seems like it happened. Although I have a suspicion that I was actually... Well, someone's the most smartest person. I have a suspicion that the guy actually put this out of himself. Dave always like, it's not cut and dry. I agree though. I'm with you. I think he got caught.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's never the butler. I think it'd been going on for a little while. And he was like, oh, oh, this guy. But no. I hope it happened like that because that's a fucking genius. No, that's not what happened.

No, he's not a baby. He's not like the Alfred Hitchcock of babies. Yeah, yeah. He's not coming up with all these plot twists. The fans just created a fucking fuck you situation. And also, I like the idea.

Sorry, I should have said I object. Go ahead, Kyle. I like the idea that this guy's like, I've got this genius idea that's well thought out that flips back on itself just so I can get away with dressing in a nappy Hey Todd, ever thought about a divorce?

Nah I'm not saying he came up with a master plan I'm saying that he had the baby thing out there and his wife started to figure it out and he just got lucky He just got lucky that you put the number up Astronomical odds but I'll wait until it's my turn.

I rest. But wait. Okay, go ahead. So now, so if it actually happened, where you put the number up and then the fans created the ad. The worries. Yep.

You were right that you have power now. Yeah. Like, you can genuinely fuck with these people. Yeah. And they should know that. Yeah. Like, this shouldn't be a story where you're like, I learned my lesson, I'm never going to do that again.

This should be a story of, like, it's the beginning. Yeah, I mean, we mocked the analogy earlier, but this podcast is the corpse of the fox hanging. Yeah. I mean, lesson learned. After that fox swaddled itself and hung itself up on that fence. Example well and truly set, I think, at this point. Yeah, totally.

Totally. Well, by the way, the lesson that the audience has learned today, block your number when you call Carl. No, no, no. The lesson the audience has learned is to take Carl's number and put it up on a diaper wedge. Oh, my God. No, no, no.

Well, of course that's what's going to happen. No, no, no. Well, of course that's what's going to happen. No, don't say that. What did you think was going to happen with this story? Right now, Carl is like,

all right, how do we edit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Tommy's the one who edits it. Yeah. All the job stuff, gone.

I guess it's eight minutes. All right, good to see you guys. So Tommy does the editing, but I do most of the social media. So it's like, what if we just enter a war with each other where you're just putting stuff on the podcast? I'm like, well, fuck you. So I start putting all your phone number and stuff on the social media.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A fight between us. I'm not even putting up eps that we've recorded. I'm just like on mic by myself and putting that onto the podcast feed. But Tommy, you would find yourself in a solutionless situation unless you change your number. That's right. Then you'd be fine. Right. It's that easy? Hang on, hang on. What did you say

about changing your number? You can literally just change your phone number and you have a new phone number. Well, why didn't someone suggest this to me earlier? Thanks for keeping it to yourself. Dave, call his wife and let him know. I just want to... her title is her title. No, now wife.

Hey, I want to talk to you about the diaper dandy. That's her preferred pronoun. Well, I'm talking about undercover fan, now wife. It's like undercover boss, undercover fan. Undercover wife. Your wife's wearing a beard. It's like, well, this seems a little. Is it hard for her to swallow you when you have a heart on?

No, because she just seems a little... Is it hard for her to swallow you when you have a heart on? No, because... Jesus Christ. She just ties a brick to the accelerator and we just go straight into that lake. So it's fine.

Oh no, he came in his diaper again. He came in his diaper. This happens all the time when we swaddle. Oh wow, I never thought about that. But you know,

in Big Baby Roleplay, you've got to change your diaper for different reasons. Yeah, you can lean that, mommy. Yeah. wow. I never thought about that. But, you know, in big baby role play, you've got to change your diaper for different reasons. Yeah. Clean that, mommy. Yeah. You know what I mean? I made white pee.

I did spoofy. Done spoofy again for me. I made a boom boom and a yum yum. Oh, this is a great character. The coming baby. I done front squirts. I made a oopsie but a goodsy.

I made brown from the front but it's white. I made a number three. Oh, God. I say we end this here. Yes, Jesus Christ. I say we go and swaddle ourselves here. This is a ride. All right, guys.

Thanks very much for joining us once again. Dave and Gareth, thank you guys. Thank you guys. Always a pleasure. Dave, we'll see you last June. You want to plug the festival for last June? Yeah, yeah. I'll be at the Koo Samoyi Festival in Thailand.

It's called Koo Samoyi. It's when a diaper gets cut. We're doing the dog there. We we're doing we're doing the dog there we can now announce we're doing the dog with uh yeah we're gonna swaddle and go into the sea in a tuk-tuk so yeah um all right guys thanks very much for listening and we'll see you next time see you mates and welcome once again to another edition of talking Dum Dum. My name is Tommy Dasolo. Thank you for joining us. And with me is my co-host, Carl Chandler. Wow, thank you.

Yeah. Thanks for inviting me over to the chair, Johnny Carson. I mean, I liked your performance in this episode, so I thought, good stuff. And you come over to my desk and then I, you know, I beckon you in and you lean in. You lean in and then I whisper in your ear, they've done it again. Yeah, great. Great. That's what you say in the ad break.

And so then when I finish, when the show finishes, people go, wow, you got invited over to the desk. And what did he say? He said they've done it again. At least they. I think he meant we. I don't know why he said that. But yes, great episode this week. Good to have those boys in again.

Always a treat. A little annual visit. Yeah, so they're not going to come back for a while. So I've got a little bit of time to do something very fucked to have up at the sleep for next time. I think this is like, what, four in a row of episodes with them where it's just us talking about one thing for the entire show. Yeah, I think, what are they? I think, so there was this one that we just did.

Yeah, before that was the unnamed ethnic comedian who paid you in coins. And the pyjamas. The pyjamas was the one before that. Oh, was it two different episodes? Yeah, they were two different ones. Remember we flew to Sydney for like half a day to do one with them, to just talk about ourselves? Right.

So there was just talking about the pyjamas, and there was talking about a pyjama-based story. Yeah. Dan, wasn't there another? I reckon the one before that would have been, the story about you getting the massage was like basically a whole episode. Yeah, that was the episode. Yeah.

The Thai massage where the guy fell asleep or passed out or whatever he was. Yeah. Yep. Okay. So, yeah, I've got to hand it to you. You keep going into the well and you keep finding these stories that we just are able to fixate on for a full episode. Yeah.

It's great. You're welcome. It is really fun. Yeah. Well, fuck. I've got to really start walking into ongoing traffic or something. Were you worried about this one? Were you thinking, is there enough juice in this for it to sustain?

I didn't think it would be a full episode, but everyone did their bit and it was great. We had a good time. Gareth said that was his favourite one. Yeah, right. Yeah, and we went out for dinner with them afterwards. Oh, that's right. We did too. That was a wonderful evening.

Yeah, that was very fun. We went out and had a nice Italian dinner, like your mumma used to make it. Yeah, we went round to my mum's house and she cooked for us. Yeah, great. Yeah, a great ep, even though it was recorded the day after we did the live episode in Melbourne. So I think in terms of, you know, what you and I would have liked to have been doing, it certainly wasn't in the top five.

Yeah, yeah. No, we were a little bit wrecked, but yeah, we have to do it because we're in town. Yeah, exactly. You get in the room and the rifts start flying and it all just makes it, all the hangover just fades away. Yeah, we were a bit defeated when we walked in, but we were We walked out as kings. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of the dollop and their 50% appearance at the Coastal Newui International Podcast Festival in 2018, the 2019 one very quickly has been announced a couple of weeks ago. If you want the details, as much details as we have at the moment, if you want to go to littledumbdumbclub.com slash Koh Samui, you will get all the details that we have so far,

which is basically all the passwords that you can get to stay at the Ozo Chewing or the Amari. Is it true? I've heard a rumor going around online. Is it true that it's being held in Koh Samui this year? Let me check. I'm on the site right now. Okay.

Yeah. Wow, it really should be a bit more front and center than this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is it so buried? It's in the fine print. No wonder I had to ask. Yes, it is. Oh, okay. It's in is it so buried? It's in the fine print. No wonder I had to ask. Yes, it is. Oh, okay.

It's in the fine print, but it's in Cozumel. Yeah, it's being held on the Thai island of Cozumel. Right. So we're expecting people to buy tickets to this, and only if they really, really, really scan the fine print will they find out where they're actually going. Yeah, and also there's no link to buy tickets there either, so it's all going very well at the moment.

No, you do – the most important thing is just – so everyone has their dates together and they can put in for leave and all that sort of stuff. So it's June 11th to the 16th with the show being on the 11th and all the way through to the 15th. And then on the 16th, you check out the hotel if that's what you want to do. Yep. There's no show in Koh Samui on June 16th, but there is one on the island of Koh Phangan, which is half an hour away on the's what you want to do. Yep. There's no show in Koh Samui on June 16, but there is one on the island of Koh Phangan,

which is half an hour away on the ferry. If you want to do that, you don't have to do that, but you can do that if you'd like. But the shows are on 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, and 15th. Yep. So, look, all the details are on the website, but if you want to get on there and use the code PODCAST19, that's what it is, isn't it?

Podcast19. And you will get a discounted rate for those nights. And if you book seven nights, you get free airport transfers. Very good. Yeah, so it's a better deal than it was last year. So prices have gone down for us, even though the dollar's gone in the toilet. Yeah.

So very good deal. And it's only until mid-January is you get that specific discount. Then it becomes a little bit more expensive. So it's well, it's a very good idea to get your shit together and organize it now.

Hop on it. Yep. So yeah, go check that out. What else? Perth, we're there. If you're listening to this hot off the presses, we will be there this weekend,

November the 18th, Sunday, November the 18th at the Comedy Lounge. We are doing our solo shows and a live podcast. We've got some special guests coming over with us. A really great line-up for this show. We got really lucky with this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some real faves in the mix. Yeah, it should be very fun. Looking forward to it. Yeah. Very good. All right, what else is happening around the world of Little Dum Dum Club this week? Have we got anything else on the boil? Is there any...

Not really. I think we're coming up to Christmas, so we're... Next year... I mean, we should be announcing our big run of Melbourne shows next April very soon. Yeah, we'll get those... I would dare say they should be on sale by now, probably. Okay. Yeah, we might as well.

Okay. So we'll get onto that very soon. Including the Super Pass, what do you call it? Whatever, who cares? Yep. The anal ticket. Yeah Including the super pass? Yes. What do you call it? Whatever. Who cares? Yep. The anal ticket. Yeah, the anal ticket.

That's what it's called. Yep. But we'll be going to some other cities before that. Before Melbourne. Before Melbourne? Yeah. Okay. Won't we?

Are we? I think we are, aren't we? I can't remember. Well, you locked one in, I know. I locked one in? Yeah, in another city before we do Comedy Festival next year. Oh, yes. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. And we're planning on doing at least one other, I think, before that. Jesus Christ. What happened to me just then?

I don't know. I don't know. I forgot. Yeah. No, I thought when you said at the start of the year, I thought like you meant like January, February. I was like, what?

Right, right. Have I booked a fucking gig and then just completely wiped it from my memory? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, we'll answer that. Yeah, we got some stuff coming up. Got some cities to go back to.

That's for sure. And we're just working on a few other little ideas of places to go to as well. We've got some things on the boil. Yeah. What are pies getting fingered by us at the moment? Also, we're thinking about ideas as well.

All right. So, this is what you guys are here for. You don't want to hear about what's coming up or talking about the actual episode itself. What you want to hear is names of people that you don't know and have never met. Who give money to two people that you kind of know through the fact that you listen to them every week. Yeah.

And don't, you know, they don't, it's not like, you know, the news where you hear about Bill Gates giving a billion dollars to charity. No. This is people that give five dollars a month or something. That's what you hear to listen. Yes. Very insignificant amounts of money that become significant when they get built up, I guess a way yeah i mean it all it all adds up yeah literally it all adds up is this do you think this whole our whole show now is like a telethon really because kind of

it's like you know telethons you watch it and there's like entertaining bits but then after that that you're trying to get the audience hooked in by watching the entertaining bits and then in between you do the you you read out the donations. You put the phone number up. Yeah, yeah, right, right. So that's what the start of the episode is. That's the entertainment bit that hooks people in. Yeah.

And then this is the donations. Right. And in the same way where like on a telethon there's that thing where people will go, oh, I'll give $10 if fucking Andrew O'Keefe does a backflip on camera. So that's kind of like – it's like, oh, we'll pay you if you come to Brisbane and do a show and set yourselves on fire during it. And we're like, okay, I guess we have to do that then. You know?

Yeah. The people that listen to this are baying for blood in the content that they get and then we just have to go, all right, well, yep. These people technically are the shareholders. Yep. So they get to dictate how we live our lives now. Yep. Yeah, so patreon.com slash little dum-dum club.

Thank you to everyone who supports us on there. You are welcome to go and do that if you would like to support the show. We really appreciate it. We send out a bonus magazine each month. We send out a bonus episode. And we also, yeah, we do the thanks to the sponsors because we would be nothing without you. Yep, totally.

It's the least we can do. And it is the least we do. Yeah. I mean, without you guys, the show would go for half the amount of time each week. Yeah. And we'd have to do half the amount of recording, which in many ways would be great.

Oh, and also, but to be fair, we wouldn't be doing it. You know, whatever we're in now, seven, eight years in, it's like, I'm not fucking doing this for free anymore. Totally, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's absolutely fair. I've got shit to do. So thank you. Thank you.

And I accept your thanks in a monetary form because I guess that's what people are doing. They're saying thank you by their money coming in. Yeah, and it's very polite of us to accept that thanks. Yeah, yeah. This is your welcome segment of the show. Yeah. The money is the thanks. us to accept that thanks. Yeah, this is the you're welcome segment of the show. The money is the thanks. This is you're welcome by reading out your name.

So, let's fire up the Unplanned Title Alternator one more time, hit some big red buttons, and let's just go without any further ado. You're welcome. Number one Patreon subscriber for this week.

Nick Benecke. Benecke. B-E-N-E-C-K-E. Have I got that right? Benecke? I think so. It's not Benecke. No, I think it'd be Benecke.

There's a character called Benecke in Breaking Bad. Is there? Yeah. You know Skylar's boss? Like the guy that she fucks? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Ted Beneke. Oh. That was a weird part of that show where I wasn't sure what I was supposed to think about her, about Skylar.

Yeah. I think that's the point though, right? I guess. Yeah. It's just like not everything's black and white. Yeah. But it was weird to watch it and go, usually you're being told by a show what you're supposed to think. And then this one you're like, I don't know what I'm, this is a bit grey.

This is a bit, I don't know. Yeah. That season where she starts to kind of flip and it's just fucking fed up with him. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. I like it when he moves out of the house and then he just decides he's moving back. Yeah.

Right. Like she comes home one day and sees his car and he's like peering out from the window and she calls him and he answers the phone and goes, I'm back. Good shit. What do you think about this movie they're going to make? I haven't read. I read it like a headline, but I don't really know what's going on.

They haven't really said what it's going to be. Right. But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Do we need a Breaking Bad movie? I don't know. People said a Breaking Bad movie I don't know I mean people said we don't need

a Talking Dum Dum and this is great so maybe I should be a bit more open minded well maybe they're gonna try and see if they can make something go slower than Better Call Saul

that would be pretty awesome if they bring back Talking Bad for the movie so like it's a double feature so you go and watch the hour and a half movie

and then there's an intermission and then you go. So, you go and watch the hour and a half movie and then there's an intermission and then you go back into the same cinema to watch an hour and a half of Chris Hardwick and whoever else discussing the movie that you just watched. Yeah. That would be pretty cool. Yeah. Nick Banachy, he's also said here

he's subscribing for $10 a month if we do a backflip on air. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. Do you want to do it or do we both have to do it? Can it just be one of us?

It doesn't say. Okay, I just did it. All right, cool. Did you? Yeah. You saw. You're in the same room as me. You saw it.

Man, you know that we record this back to back like we're both doing solos on stage. We used to do it ass to mouth but now we have the money to do it back to back. Yeah. Yeah. We're flying V microphones. We're the kiss of podcasting.

Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. We should do that more at live shows. Just go back to back. Yeah. Get a love seat on stage. That'd be good.

Thanks, Benneke. Thanks, Benneke. Thank you to Patreon. You're welcome to Patreon subscriber, number two for this week, Adam Donaghy. Donaghy. Donaghy's done it again. It's not going to get much better than that, I don't think. It's, yeah, Adam Donaghy.

Yeah, there's not a, nothing's really leaping out of me with this one. Donaghy. I like it though. D-O-N-A-H-E-Y. A damn, son. You've given us money. Donaghy. Yeah, I'm going backwards.

But, yeah. Yeah. I feel like it's worth a – you know, when I'm writing a joke, if I'm trying to write a joke on a topic, you try and give it like two, three, four goes. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I feel like it's worth a, you know, when I'm writing a joke, if I'm trying to write a joke on a topic, you go, you try and give it like two, three, four goes. Yeah. You try and circle around the thing, have a few goes, which I feel is what we owe to these people. Yep.

Yep. Do a couple of laps of them. So you're saying just because we got what is undoubtedly going to be the best one first. Yep. You don't just get, you still put those other attempts in. Totally. It's good practice. It's good discipline.

Yeah. You got to show your workings. Right. Right. You know, you got to prove that you couldn't get a better one. in. Yes, totally. It's good practice. It's good discipline. Yeah, you've got to show your workings. Right, right, right. You've got to prove that you couldn't get a better one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What if there was the classic Adam Donaghy joke that was staring us in the face the whole time?

Yeah. And we quit at like number three. Yeah. Oh, fuck. All right. Donaghy man. Like He-Man, He-Man the fucking cartoon yeah good

glad we I like I like how you showed you working there Donna He-Man like the fucking figure He-Man alright

yeah no it's like essays you gotta show you working out it's like you know your exams can't just hand in the answer

because they think they might have think you cheated we've done Donna He's Done It Again it's a shame that we can't just hand in the answer. They might have think you cheated. We've done Donahue's Donut again. It's a shame that we can't flip Donahue because it's like Donahue's Donut again. He's a Donut again.

Yep. That's real good. Yeah. That's something else. Okay. Is this four yet? I reckon we have one more go and then that's it.

Okay. Okay. And then we can know without a shadow of a doubt that the first one was the best one. Okay. Well, I think was the best one. Okay. Well, I think a dam has broken. Yes, go on.

And money is pouring out of it. Right. Fucking drenching us. Yes. In it. Like a dick and semen. Like the fucking cartoon. What?

From before. Right. Okay. Well, yeah, great. All right. I think we've technically finished with that one. Thanks, Adam. You're welcome, Adam. Yeah, you're great. All right. I think we've technically finished with that one. Thanks, Adam. You're welcome, Adam.

Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. Sorry, I shouldn't say thanks to you. It's a habit, you know. Yeah, I'm changing over. I'm changing to you're welcome. We've said thanks enough by providing the show. Exactly, yeah.

All right. You're welcome. Third Patreon subscriber for this week, Maggie Liza. Ooh. L-I-Z-E-R, Maggie Liza. Ooh. L-I-Z-E-R. Maggie Liza. Liza. And she's contributing $6.90 a month.

Really? Yes. Liza. Love it. That's a cool name. Yeah. I like the name Maggie, I have to say. It's a bit of a retro throwback, isn't it?

I guess so. Yeah. It's an old of a retro throwback, isn't it? I guess so, yeah. It's an old way of... But see, I think that... You're right, but I think that now it's kind of one of those things... I would imagine it's like a big hipster parent name. Yeah. So it's almost like it's kind of new again.

Now it's super new. Yeah. There's a lot of people that think that that's a new name, not an old name. Yeah, yeah. Totally. Yeah, no, I like it a new name, not an old name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yeah, no, I like it. I'm into it.

Liza, I don't know what the fuck's going on there. L-I-Z-E-R. Liza. It's close to the laser, which is real cool. Yeah, that is really cool. Yeah, imagine that. Maggie Laser. I'm going to put my Maggie Laser on you.

I went to a laser clinic the other day. Did you? It was a very disappointing experience. Oh, how come? I want to get laser treatment on my skin, which got recommended to me by a dermatologist

as the best thing I could do. And I went in and this one place I went to, I think I told you this, the lady was like, the best thing for your skin would be to do a thing

that we call needle rolling, where we literally roll a thing of needles down your face. You'll have to come in and do this once. That call needle rolling where we literally roll a thing of needles down your face you'll have to come in and do this once that's the best thing we can that's the best thing we can do the other option we had was putting your head under the tire of a truck and it and it was like i have to go in like once a month or something once every couple of months my face will be a bit fucked for the next couple days afterwards she's like for two days afterwards you'll feel like

you're severely sunburned and it'll take probably about 10 sessions to get your skin kind of permanently better yeah and i was just like oh fuck man i really don't know if i can be bothered yeah that's so much fuck like having to make those appointments and then i kind of can't really have anything on after like you know what i mean like yeah i'm gonna be fucked afterwards for a couple of days right and it's so expensive. How much of a difference would it make, did they say, or do you think? They said they reckon that would, because I have rosacea, for anyone listening, it's like a, it's kind of like a, your face goes a bit red.

It's like a permanent skin thing. They don't know what causes it. It's kind of like permanent acne for adults. Right. Donald Trump has it, so it's cool. Really? Does he? Yeah.

You know, his face is all like red and fucked up. Yeah, I guess. That's what that is. Right. Which is insane to be that rich and have a fucked up head like that. Like, you have all the resources available to you to get it fixed. Yeah, but he's a tight ass. Yeah, true.

He's a massive tight ass. True. So, I was reading all the stories about him about him like coming up to, you know, when it was coming up to the election and people were like saying to him, oh, well, you need this many people working on your campaign. And he's like, no, I don't want to do that. Yeah. I just want to have this one guy in an office and I sort of don't really want to even him.

Right, right. So he's not going to pay for any of that shit. Yeah. And I guess you could argue it's like, well, what detriment has there been to him from him not having good skin? Yeah. But yeah, like it's, yeah. But they reckon it would permanently fix it.

Like it would make my skin. Yeah, it would make my skin better for good. If that's what you want, why wouldn't you do it? I'm considering it. It was just a shock because I went in probably naively thinking like, cool, I'll just get the laser treatment. I'll just get a laser every now and then. That's what kind of got pitched to me.

You thought you were going to go through the drive-through. Pretty much. And get it done. Yeah. Drive out and be done. And these 10 sessions, it would just add up. It just would end up being really expensive. It's a big money, isn't it?

I think it's like a couple hundred dollars each time. Right. And I'm doing that 10 times. I don't know. I might still do it. But my dream is I'll go somewhere else and hopefully get the recommend. I'll find the clinic that's just like, yeah, man, we'll just shoot you with a laser once. Yeah.

I'm just going to keep going to places until I get the answer that I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep shopping for a Hail Mary just where it's like, you know what? Were they going to shoot you with lasers ten times for like thousands of dollars? It's free over here and it's in the form of a chocolate bar. My friend was telling me they went to like a bunch of different therapists and they just couldn't find the right one because like I was like, yeah, all these therapists just kept telling me that I'm the problem.

Can you fucking believe that? Anyway, found a great one now yeah let me guess what's she telling you oh that it's everyone else's fault and like literally gone through like 11 different people to just finally get the answer that they've decided they wanted yeah which is a great way of doing things where you go a psychiatrist or whatever saying yeah it's everyone else's problem cool well how's that gonna get fixed yeah you're gonna shove everyone else into onto that couch or bring him in here, it's everyone else's problem. Cool. Well, how's that going to get fixed? Yeah, totally. Are you going to shove everyone else onto that couch or what? Bring them in here sometime.

Yeah, fine. That's like when people change PTs, personal trainers and stuff as well. It's like, yeah, this one's really good. Doesn't push me very hard. Totally. Great. Yeah. Oh, that explains why you're a big fat cunt.

Yeah, you know what else does that? The couch. Yeah. But yeah, hey, you know what? Any dermatologists out there listening? There must be some. There must be some people for whom this is their field of expertise. Let me know. Let me know.

I mean, you know, you guys are, you're on the Facebook and stuff. You've seen photos of me pretty regularly. What do you reckon's going on? Yeah. Kappa at the unrecorded roast that we did referred to me as looking like a burnt Lego man. Yeah. And that's, I mean, that's really gotten under the skin. Right.

Pardon the pun. Yeah. That was a joke that went very well, despite the fact technically it doesn't make any sense. No, but it sounds good. But it sounds funny. Yeah, phonetically it's great. Oh, yeah.

You couldn't prove it in a court of law, but it worked as a joke somehow. Lego men look funny. But I think that's the best Rose stuff Is just like There's something There's just something in the air about it Oh totally

You can't break it down I admired it because I'm You know I'm writing jokes with my brain Whereas Kappa's writing jokes without his brain Yeah yeah yeah And that can be funny Anyway thanks

Thanks Laser Yeah thanks Laser Bean Maggie Thanks Maggie Thanks Future Maggie From the Jetsons Thank you to Patreon subscriber Well you're welcome to Patreon subscriber Dave Colston

Colston Who is another Squeaky wheel getting the grease Really he's been badgering you Yeah I mean Obviously it's still come up randomly But a name has stuck in my head as someone that's um you know said said some stuff online yeah you remember he said a lot and you you it stuck at this name randomly came out and

you were like oh that's that guy he'll be wrapped yeah he'll be wrapped that it's finally yes turn that's my point from the machine totally totally which is worth like like i said it's worth it worth a go if you've uh been supporting for a while see if you get told to go fuck yourself because you've only supported for a month yes totally there's a few of them um so you know if you're a long-termer please um remind us and i'll i'll i'll put in the promo code into the unplanned title alternator and uh just give it a little hurry up um algorithm a friend of mine subscribes now, but under a fake name. But I don't think he's obviously a joke. So I'm curious to see if and when the unplanned title alternates.

I don't get it when people don't want their name read out. Well, he's done it to make me laugh because it's like a personal joke with the two of us. Oh, that's good. It was a fake name that he used to give it like when we would go and get food and stuff. Right. with the two of us. Oh, that's good. It was a fake name that he used to give it like when we would go and get food and stuff.

Right. And he's like got a full, like not just a first name that's fake, but the full surname. Right. So it was always very funny that they would go, oh yeah, can we get a name for the burger? Yeah.

He just gives over a full name. Right. It was always very funny to us. Yeah. Fuck, that's right. It reminds me of, we used to go to Laser Force in Ballarat from Maryborough. And, you know, it was just the funniest idea in the world to give wrong names.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sign in as wrong names, just stupid names. And something has stuck with me. I don't know why. I just found this very funny. But one of my mates signed in his name. You had to put your name and then you had to put in, how did you find out about Laser Force?

And the name was Nah Man. As in his first name was Nah. Yep. N-A-R. Yep. Second name M-A-N. Yep. Nah Man.

Yep. And when he was questioned on this by the person who worked at Laser Force, he goes, this isn't your name. And he goes, yes, it is. I'm Vietnamese. Nah, man. The perfect crime. Yeah.

And the reason he found out about Laser Force was farm work, which made me laugh a lot. I heard about Laser Force when I was working on the farm. Well, maybe I should go to Ballarat to Laser Force. Maybe they could fix my skin. Yes. That would be great. If that's what I try, I go and do laser tag

and I'm just like lying on the ground and you're shooting me with one of those guns point blank in the scalp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've just worn a suit that's like way down with barbells and stuff so that everyone can run by and shoot you in the head. That's great. Yeah. And you're like, farm work.

He's doing it again. Farm work. Farm's working. Nah, man. Anyway, yeah, I hope – Nah, man. I can't wait for this fake name to come up because I think it's a good – it's a funny fake name.

It's a good one. Yeah. But anyway – But nah, man also used to come up because I think it's a good – it's a funny fake name. It's a good one. But anyway – But Na Man also used to be a thing that we used to say about – Na Man was like a shorthand for people in Mirabar that was like – when we were 16, 17 growing up and people were getting too much into the drugs and like really getting into it, like talking about it all the time, being – and they'd always be talking like, oh, yeah.

And we'd go, oh, nah, man. Nah, man. I've got to get some weed, man. Nah, man. Speaking of which, I remember this the other day and it was a memory from childhood that made me cringe that when I was, I think, like 13 or something, for my birthday, I asked for a bong.

What? I asked my mum and dad I asked for a bong. What? I asked my mom and dad to get me a bong. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. And the stupid thing was I've never been a big weed smoker. Like every now and then I will have a bit of a joint. Had you smoked it?

No. No. Yeah, right. I just thought I wanted it as like a quirky affectation. Do you know what I mean? You didn't really know what it was. I knew what it was for, but I thought, oh, this will be like a cool, funny thing to just, I guess from seeing like movies and stuff

where it's like, you know, a cool share house is always decorated with like bongs and stuff. I was like, well, people will come in and they'll see this. It's just like a lava lamp. They'll know that I'm cool. And so I said to mum and dad like, yeah, I really want a bong. And they're like, we absolutely are not getting you a bong. And I'm like, I'm not going to smoke out of it.

I promise. I just want to have it sitting on my shelf. Fuck. That's great. What a fucking loser. Yeah, that's great. Wow. That's what a great argument.

I'm not going to smoke out of this thing that's built for smoking marijuana. Fucking hell. My friend was driving me around once and he goes, there's a friend of mine who like loves just ridiculous purchases. Like he was complaining once about having no money and then in the next sentence he mentions that he bought a spear gun the week before. It was always shit like that. Yeah.

And he's driving me around once and he goes, check out what I just brought. And he reaches behind his driver's seat. People are going to go crazy that he just said brought. But anyway. Yeah, fuck. Bought. As he's driving along, he goes, check out what I bought. And he's still in traffic.

He's got his hand on the wheel with his other hand. And he reaches behind the driver's seat and pulls out this fucking massive shisha pipe like a fucking giant one right but he's like how good's this yeah i'm like what the fuck are you gonna do with a shisha pipe and then by sheer coincidence we get invited like the next week by this girl we know to a shisha party wow it's like i fucking told you yeah i'm like no but it's a shisha pot like she has shisha like you it doesn't matter that it's a shisha pipe. Like she has shisha. Like it doesn't matter that you have a shisha pipe. You don't need to bring it along.

And then I think he brought it anyway and everyone was like, why the fuck did you bring your own shisha pipe? So even at a shisha pipe party, you get bullied for having one. Great. Well, I hope you went. The next party was in the ocean the next week with kingfishers swimming all around. No, what's... Is kingfish a bird?

I don't know. Fuck. Anyway, that's a friend of mine who listens, so I look forward to hearing about this. Swordfish. I think I'm just thinking of swordfish. I don't know why I thought kingfisher. Great. Well, bring your speargun to a live show.

Yeah. Tommy's friend. speargun to a live show. Yeah. Tommy's friend. Get onto it. All right. Well, we are doing, this is up to the fifth one this week. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. You didn't really point out the numbers of any of the other ones.

Like, why did you choose this one to? You know, just because I tend to read these out in that way of, in shorthand, where you do the one, two, three, four strokes and then you put the stroke through the middle of it. Like you're counting down the number of days you've been in prison. Yes. Very apt. Yes.

Because this is a prison anyways. This is the papillon of podcasting. Yeah. Totally. And yeah, we're drinking our own piss in this studio. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's do the fifth

And final one Well I mean yeah You're right You've closed off The little You've put the Is there a name for that Doing the

Yeah Doing 135 in that way I bet there is Here we go This is the thing we'll hear about Yes On Facebook this week I know people

Get very frustrated with me When I am doing the door at a gig Because I do that You do it by 10 To 10 Yeah yeah yeah People get mad at me Yeah It's supposed to do it to 5 People get very frustrated with me when I am doing the door at a gig because I do that to ten. You do it by ten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People get mad at me. Yeah. It's supposed to do it to five.

People get mad at you? Yes. Actually mad? I've had several people get... What's the angriest? If you would say mad, it's got to be mad because it's extremely, extremely frustrating. Do you mean like the magazine in that they find it very funny? No.

No. I mean they go insane. A parody of a real person that you're doing. They go insane. And yeah, they end up being locked up after I've put the stroke

through 10 people. Well then, yeah, you're getting people locked up. Why don't you stop doing it? Because I don't like those people. Okay. And I'm glad they're away from me. You're a bit like the Joker.

You love causing chaos. Yeah, I just want to see the world burn. Is that what he said? This guy gets it. Is this what he said? This guy loves comic books. No, no.

That was in the movie. I don't like that movie, Batman. Right. With the Joker, with Heath Ledger. You don't like that movie? No. No good. Okay.

Not good. Did you go into it thinking that you would like it though? Because you don't like that sort of stuff anyway. Yeah. You know what? I went into it having been told it was really good and going. It did have a massive amount of hype before it came out, I remember. And I was like, oh, look, this will be interesting. Look, put it this way.

I think I've talked about this before. And I'm sure I infuriate a lot of people because fucking some people are right into this shit. And I'm absolutely not. But I don't have time for that stuff i didn't like it didn't like that movie but then i watched the third one on a plane and i loved it the one with bane in it you loved it yeah okay yeah i i loved it i actually really really liked it um but the one with joker no good no i think the bane one's good the bane one gets a bad rap does it yeah people don't like it wow but iane one's good. The Bane one gets a bad rap. Does it? Yeah. People don't like it.

Wow. But I think it's good. I think that first bit, the first scene where they're on the plane, that's one of the all-time great movie scenes. Yeah, right. That rules. Yeah. No, I really liked all of it.

Yeah, it was good. Interesting. Anyway, back to... Back to, yes, the... Well, yeah, let's... The final. This is going on for too long. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, you mean the whole podcast in general? Or... Yeah. Thank... You're welcome to podcast Patreon subscriber number five for this week. And the final one, if I dare say so myself. I'm fine with that.

I'm happy to sign off on that. Great. We've got a majority. Yeah. We're in agreeance or agreement. I'm not sure which one. Yeah. Thank you to.

Fuck. You're welcome. You're welcome too. You're welcome too. Kwam Kukan Comedy. Kwam Kukan Comedy. Kwam Kukan Comedy. Okay. Yeah.

Now, interesting. That sounds very similar to... Yes. What? Well, three words that I heard coming out of the speakers of your computer about 40 minutes ago. Well, that wasn't out of my computer. Just completely at random. That was out of the unplanned title alternator.

Right. I'm pretty sure. And what was it doing? Well, I think maybe what had happened is I don't usually have the speakers on it. So it was running through names. Okay. Yeah. Usually I have the speaker off and I'm just reading out the things on the display.

It's interesting. So that was the voice of the unplanned title alternator. Yeah. We never normally have the speakers on, but that's what it normally sounds like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy that it's got the exact same voice as the Google Translate voice. Is it? I've never used that.

I've never used that, so I wouldn't know. Does it? Do we have any more information here about what was it? Kwam. Kwam. What? Kwam. Do you want me to turn the speaker on again? Turn the speakers back on. Kwam. What? Kwam Kokan.

Do you want me to turn the speaker on again? Turn the speakers back on. Turn the speakers on? Because I'm not sure about. It seems to be taking you about a dozen button presses to just turn the speakers on. Kwam Kokan. Right. Okay.

Kwam Kokan. Yeah. And what's that? Do you know what that means? Is there any more information there? Let me look. From the unplanned title alternator? Let me look.

Well, there is a translation. Oh, that's great. Push that then. Because that doesn't sound like English to me. No, it doesn't sound like English to me either. No, no, no, no. It sounds like more in line with nah, man. Yeah, a bit nah, man.

Quam, cook, ah, man. I'm Vietnamese. Farmwork. I work on a farm and I'm Vietnamese. And that's why I'm Vietnamese Farm work I work on a farm And I'm Vietnamese And that's why I'm here at Laser Force By the way Why are the Laser Force employees

Fucking busting your balls About why you're there Yeah Just fucking take my money And give me the gun I don't know I don't know A bunch of 16 year olds

Come in and want to Fucking run around With a pretend laser gun Yeah Hang on a minute Right So anyway I'm checking that out I don't know. A bunch of 16-year-olds come in and want to fucking run around with a pretend laser gun. Yeah. Hang on a minute. Right. So, anyway, I'm checking that out. Right.

Okay. That, that's funny because we were just talking about the Coastal Movie Podcast, International Podcast Festival before. Oh, yeah, we were. That's right. Yeah. Remember that? Yep.

In the past. Well, it turns out this is a Thai subscriber. Okay. Yeah. And the translation, he's Thai, isn't he? Look at that, it's Dilruch Jones. What? It's Dilruch Jones.

It's Dilruch Jones next door. Yeah. Wow. I haven't heard about him for a while. Did you actually see that? No. Oh, really? Yeah.

There's a man with a baby over my back. Oh, yeah, there's two. That's him. I've finally seen him. This is proof of life We need to get a photo with him holding up today's newspaper Yeah And he's literally next door He literally is next door

I've literally seen him Talk about life imitating art Yeah In what way was it art? Anyway Yep So it's Thai Yeah

He's a Ty listener. Right. And his name roughly translates into comedy. Right. Comedy, comedy. Yeah. Yeah. The Ty listener comedy comedy.

I mean, you know, if you wanted to whitewash his name, which I don't want to. Right. Yeah. But I mean, but for the sake of, yeah, I mean, it's just, it is a bit easier. Yeah. Kwam, Kwam, Kakan. To get our tiny brains around it. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that one word, Kwam, Kakan? Or is it two? It sounds like it's two. It's two. So there's two, so comedy takes. Two words to say. Kind of two words.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Maybe the Thai are like the Eskimos having like all those words for snow. Oh, yeah. They've got like a billion words for comedy. For different sorts of comedy. So that's the general one.

Then there's podcasting comedy. Then there's open mic comedy. And then there's... They're all called something completely different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be good. That would be pretty cool. Yeah.

Well, thanks, Quan. How much money do they put in? Let me check. 69 baht. 69 baht? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not much at all. That's technically not enough to breed out on this show.

That's like about $3 actually. Right. Yeah. So I'll take that back. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, Kwan. Yeah.

Yeah. You're not welcome. Yeah. You're not welcome. Piss off. We've only done four this week. Yeah. Get out of my country.

Fuck off, Kwan. Kwan Klokan. I would say go back to your own country, but don't even go there because that's a cool country. Yeah. Get out. It sounds like he's probably already there. Get out of my country. Fuck off, Kwam. Yeah. Kwam Klokan. I would say go back to your own country but don't even go there because that's a cool country. Yeah, it might already, sounds like he's probably already there.

Get out of my country. If he's donating in his local currency in Thai baht. Everything's pointing towards that, Tommy, you're right.

He's got a Thai name, he's donating in Thai currency, he might be in Thailand. I've got a good, I've got a good Thai, Thailand story about my parents that I'll have to tell

on an upcoming app that I've told you a little bit of but there's updates. Please. I saw them today and I got a good Thailand story about my parents that I'll have to tell on an upcoming app that I've told you a little bit of, but there's updates. Please. I saw them today and I got a big healthy update on it. Please. Yeah. Well, you know what? I'm always happy to hear funny stories.

Always. Always. All right, guilty. Sometimes I don't. I'm going to put that to the test. Mostly I do. Mostly I do. Burst in on you on the dunny.

Yep. A man walks into a bar. All right, guys. Thanks very much to everyone who supports us on Patreon. We really appreciate it. Patreon.com slash LittleDumbDumbClub if you would like to help keep the lights on in here and get some nice little rewards. Yeah, it really means a lot to us that people enjoy hearing this and want to help out however

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which is like I'm aware of Little Dum Dum Club you've got the classic burger logo and then you've got the alright mate we've got stuff

going on t-shirts so we've got all sizes for men's and ladies nice and the stubby holders yeah

we haven't quite I have to reorder them yeah because once we go to Perth and sell We've got all sizes for men's and ladies. Nice. And the stubby holders. Yeah. We haven't quite – I have to reorder them. Yeah. Because once we go to Perth and sell them all out then. Yeah, nice. People gobbling them up. Yeah. They look great. People are very happy with them.

That's a very cool thing to see. Yeah. So, yeah, get on all the socials. We generally announce any new little things on the socials before it gets to this podcast anyway. So, yeah. Hey, Koh Samui, let us know on the socials if you're coming. We want a whole heap of new people to come this year for the final one. It is the final one.

So, put in your leave. We're going to invite guests. We're going to have guests. We haven't confirmed any guests at the moment, but we are certain to have a ton. There's a ton of people that have expressed interest. For sure. And it will be one hell of a party. It'll be a real hootenanny.

Perth. We'll see you guys this weekend. Really looking forward to that. And yeah, we got some banger eps coming up too. Some newies, some returning faves. Heaps of good shit in the mix. Someone messaged me before today and said that they had our episode on speaker, on speakerphone or on loudspeaker. We weren't on speakerphone.

I hope that person knows they weren't actually conversing with us. Boy, these guys won't let me get a word in. So he had us on the loudspeaker and someone else was in the room and was like going, oh, who's this? Is this Triple J? And so this guy messaged me to go, oh, you guys are really professional. Like someone walked past and went, you guys must sound professional you someone thought you were on triple j and i was like i think that's the opposite yeah yeah if we sound like we're on

triple j that means that we fucking got no idea what's going on i yeah i agree yeah yeah tune into that and it's like oh this is fucking what's on next I guess. Yeah. Oh, there's a bit of Aussie hip-hop coming at you right now. Oh, yeah. Shots fired. Oh, well, I guess a 42-year-old man is no longer going to be hosting the breakfast show next year. Let's start a big Triple J rivalry. Let's just fucking start swinging.

Yeah. And if, yeah, we'll go to war with Triple J. And if you don't install us as the breakfast host next year, then we won't let up. We'll bring your fucking station down. Yeah. Yeah. Personally, I'm going to stop paying my seven cents a day to the ABC.

Nice. Yeah. That would be good if you could opt out of certain bits of tax. No. Just like, it's 7 cents I don't look it's nothing yeah

yeah anyway whatever yeah no you start you start sounding like some fucking hard right insane person yeah true let's just start saying that

yeah I'm just saying it to be funny yeah but yeah that is funny in hindsight I guess that's how Alex Jones started yeah yeah totally

alright guys yeah take hey you know what take care this week. We'll be back here bright and early next Wednesday with a new episode. Don't be late. Thanks for joining us on Talking Dumb Dumb.

If you miss us in the morning on Wednesday morning. Yeah, we repeat this on Sunday afternoon. Yeah. All right. Catch us on the, what do you call it? On the catch up, you know. Oh, yeah, on the catch-up apps. Yeah.

Yeah. On the catch-up apps. Yeah. All right, guys. See you, mates. See you, mates.