The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 426 - Live! Nick Cody, Nick Capper & Adam Knox

Episode Date: December 4, 2018

We're back in Perth and Milan is causing chaos before the show even starts. This is a rip-roaring episode with all sorts of stuff going on: there's a travel agent at the gig, Tommy's playing Pokemon, NICK CAPPER's been working in the mines, ADAM KNOX is homeless, NICK CODY's been drinking since 10am, and as for Karl... I don't remember. I don't think he has anything significant to contribute. A mammoth episode with some huge bombshells! Don't forget, we have a heap of live shows coming up: MELBOURNE! Our Orphans Christmas show is back! Sunday December 23, 8pm.CANBERRA! We're back for one night only. March 23, 5pm. MELBOURNE! We're doing another month of huge shows at the Comedy Festival. Saturday March 30, April 6, April 13 & April 20, 4:30pm. We're also doing an extra show: Late Night Dum Dum. Friday April 5, 11:55pm. For tickets, merchandise, links to our Patreon and heaps of other stuff, head to our website: littledumdumclub.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on The Little Dumb Dumb Club, a brand new episode recorded live in Perth with guests Nick Capper, Adam Knox and Nick Cody. First of all, we've got to let you know about a couple of live shows we have coming up, a few things we've announced online in the last week. We are doing our Orphan's Christmas live show spectacular once again this year, December the 23rd in Melbourne, downstairs at the European Beer Cafe at 8pm. That is going to be heaps of fun. It's been on sale for only a few days and it's already basically full. So get a ticket for that really quickly if you want to come. Then into 2019, we are going to be in Canberra doing a live show there. We're back. We're back. We're doing it

again. In a way, our nation's capital. March the 23rd, that's going to be happening on. So that's very exciting. Looking forward to that. I also am doing my solo show that night. Tickets for both of those are on sale now. And then a big month of shows in Melbourne. We are on March the 30th, April the 6th, 13th and 20th, four shows.

You can get a super pass to go and see all of them. Saturday afternoons at the European Beer Cafe. That's the big news. Saturday afternoons, guys, that have been in the years before. We're on Sundays this year. We are on Saturdays during the Comedy Festival at 4.30. Yep. And also doing an extra live show, April the 5th.

Friday, April the 5th, just before midnight. We're going to do Late Night Dum Dum. It's going to be an extra bonus show that's not part of the Superpass if you buy one of them. It's its own thing. It's going to be late. It's going to be us just absolutely dicking around with some special guests.

It's going to be a lot of fun. It's also filling up very quickly, so get your tickets to that. Quick, smart. And, yeah, there's also the Koh Samui Podcast Festival coming up in 2019 in the middle of the year. But I think that is all the stuff we have to announce for now. Yeah, we'll expand on that Koh Samui a little bit later in. It's part of Talking Dumb Dumber after the regular episode, so we'll talk then further.

Yeah, enjoy this episode. Oh, man, it's a big one. There talk then further. Yeah. Enjoy this episode. Oh, man. It's a big one. There's some news. Yep. Bye. Bye. Hey, mate.

Welcome once again into the little dum-dum club for another week. Thank you very much for joining us. We are live in Perth. My name is Tommy Daslow. Next to me, the other half of the show, Carl Chandler. G'day, dickheads! Should we address this? This is our least favourite part of the show,

but we do live shows and people give us presents and then we have to roll the dice whether this is an absolute fucking waste of time addressing it or not. Yeah. People who aren't professional comedians leaving us funny gifts on stage. And sometimes you open it and it's like, oh, it's a fucking...

It's a box of stamps. You know how you guys post things? I got you stamps. Fuck, fingers crossed it's a box of stamps. You know how you guys post things? I got you stamps. Fuck, fingers crossed it's as good as that. Merry Xmas to our favourite Italian comedian. Love, Perth. Love, Parth. Sorry.

Oh, fuck. Alright. So this is... It's Snake Eyes, Carl. It's like an Italian cake. It's an Italian cake. Right. Very funny.

Yeah. Very funny. A fake Italian cake would have been more on brand, you fucking idiots. Buy him a fucking pizza. Fuck. Panettone. Panettone. What is this?

It just looks like a big muffin. Right. What is a panettone? Made with butter and filled with juicy sultanas and candied orange peel. And also man's semen. Now why... I don't want to eat that. Well, thank you.

Thank you for the unfunny prop. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. So in answer to your question, no, we shouldn't address that. Yeah, it's fair enough. Thanks, everyone. I did my stand-up show first and then you did your stand-up show. And I've got to be honest, while your stand-up show was on,

I got Milan'd very heavily at the back of the room. He would not take no for an answer. He was forcing shots on me. Yeah, he just told me. I went up to the back of the room, and then Milan said, Milan is here, Serbian gunrunner. He just said, oh, I gave Dassault heaps of shots. I'm like, good to hear.

Thank you. I'm going to try and do my job up there but I'm going to have a partner in crime off his fucking head yeah well you know so we were

you know fuck thanks Milan fuck if I eat this fucking panna cotta or whatever it's called well that's

well that's sober me up will that wipe up some of the booze? We're on a hot streak of fucking live gigs being appallingly recorded. Oh, my God. So at Tech Today, we met him the other night, and he was like, what do you need? I talked to him about it, and he really took it in, and I was like, this guy fucking gets it.

I think we're going to be okay here. Then he was like, great, see you on Sunday. Then he picked up a skateboard and walked out, and I went, oh think we're going to be okay here. And he was like, great. See you on Sunday. And then he picked up a skateboard and walked out and I went, oh, we're fucked. Dennis the Menace is going to prank us by fucking this recording up. I'm sure it'll be fine.

For the listeners, for the... For the... For the listener at home, for the listener at home, I just put the whole panettone up my arse. For the listener at home, Milan just stormed the stage, gave us all shots for the guests,

but then decided to give the pretty girl on the front row one instead, so... Do you think she's prettier than me or? Yes. You considered it though and that's good. I didn't know. I just didn't know how to say something more yes than yes. Double yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. how to say something more yes than yes yes anyway thanks for those shots again Milan Milan is here so that'll be good for it'll be good for the bar at least yeah and bad for me having to edit this recording in a couple' time when the 47th minute is us all just... Rick Hughes, the cat. But... And that's before the alcohol kicks in. That's actually everything I've written down right here. Speaking of alcohol, we did have a pleasant surprise backstage. So what happened was Brett Blake, who is from Parth, he decided to hatch a cunning plan where he had a big surprise plan

to fill the backstage fridge with emu export, with his favourite. Now, it was a big cunning surprise plan where he sent money to the bar and got them to go and buy a slab and put it there. So a great surprise from the fact where he emailed me this morning and go, did you get the surprise yet where I gave you all the beer? I was like, it's 9am, no. It's time difference though, it's midday in Melbourne. Still well before the show was going to happen.

So yeah, thank you to Brett Blake for sponsoring us with Emu Export Or as he knows it as Bemubexport But this is our biggest Perth show So thank you very much to everyone for coming out A special thank you, in a little way You guys have all turned up on time, which is great One person turned up especially on time He got here at 4pm yesterday.

Where's the guy that turned up a full day early? You? This guy. I really thought you going into the crowd wasn't going to get any results. I'm like, who would own up to this? Who would own up to this? Milan is giving the shot to the...

This man. My man out here immediately. Fucking hell. He doesn't drink. He doesn't drink. He doesn't drink. What excuse have you got for yesterday? I'm just going to help you get with this, son. He doesn't drink. He doesn't drink. What excuse have you got for yesterday? I'm just going to help you get with this, son.

Milan gave the drink to the pretty girl. This is... Well, this is the first five minutes. I'm looking forward to listening to the audio of the last five minutes of the show. This is more of a stage play. We should never release this. I know. People are going to be infuriated listening to the audio of the last five minutes of the show. This is more of a stage play. We should never release this. I know.

People are going to be infuriated listening to this at home. Yeah, I know. And this girl down the front row, as you described her, the girl that I would definitely leave my wife for, she, uh... She's... She's... She's bought a stubby...

She's bought a stubby holder, too, and then she's been given shots that do not fit in the stubby holder. She can't even make use of it. Do they not fit in there? Can you try? Uh-oh. Carl's asking her if it'll fit in there. You know how this ends, guys.

That fits. That fits. Yeah, there you go. Also, it's good. Keep that shot cold. Yeah. That'll be handy for the one second it's in my hand. Yeah.

Great. Great. This is a fucking mess already. Should we just start over? So we've been here for a couple of days already. And you got recognised the other day already while you've been in town. Didn't you?

Thanks, Freddie. Yeah, I did. I got recognised at JB Hi-Fi. I went in there to... I went in there and I was making a purchase and I was at the counter and a lady serving me went, oh, this is really awkward because I was almost going to wear my burger shirt into work today

and I was in there buying a copy of the new Pokemon video game with the Pokemon ball accessory, the most humiliating purchase I've ever made in my adult life. Like, just wanting to fucking glide under the radar and have no one see me. And so she's like, so yeah, she hands it over and I'm like, oh yeah, she hands it over and I'm like, making small talk, I'm like, please don't

tell Carl about this. I found out! God damn. Pokemon video game. Yeah. Fucking hell. What? It sounds like there's people here that are into that stuff. Yeah, it's good. Who's playing it? Where are my trainers at?

Yeah! Oh, my God. Who went Pikachu and who went Eevee? Eevee. No, I went Pikachu, baby. Yeah, it's good stuff. I'm so... What's Jimmy...

Shut up. What's Jimmy you up to, brother? Oh, Misty. Misty, nice, dude. Mine aren't levelled up enough to take her on yet. Fuck, I hope there's a big enough toilet in this place for me to shove all your heads down at her once. Fucking nerds.

You're wearing shoes that are made by a soccer team that you support. Very manly. That's very manly. Unlike your shirt that comes from some beater eater frat party or something. What the fuck? Beater eater? Yeah, I don't know. You mean heater beater?

Yeah. Yes! What are you doing? I just noticed we haven't set up this gig at all. Yeah, what is it? There's a vacuum cleaner over here. This really does look like a play. We've left microphones in the crowd.

Why the fuck did we do that? People have access to big guests on this show. Against our will. We need to put this somewhere else. We have a vacuum cleaner on stage closer than a microphone. Oh, fuck. When should we do the sound check? Yeah.

Should we? Oh, you know When should we do the sound check? Yeah. Should we... Oh, you know what? We'll do this. We'll do this. We've got plenty planned, but we've got this little thing. So... My seat's wet. I got my little bottle of water on it.

I get that a lot. So, what I noticed the other day, Tommy Daslow, is you've been a bit slack business-wise. I noticed that years ago, actually. But lately, I went to visit one of my favourite websites, tommydaslow.com.au. Here we go. Dot com. Yep. And you've let it lapse.

There's no sign of it. I've let it lapse. I have re-bought it. I've bought Dot com. Yep. And you've let it lapse. There's no site for you. I've let it lapse. I have re-bought it. I've bought the domain. Right. Because a listener pointed it out to me. And shouts out to that listener for pointing out that my domain had lapsed and not just buying it themselves and turning it into a fucking gay porno website

or whatever you freaks would do. That reminds me of something. Yes? Well, since it wasn't up, TommyDassler.com, I bought TommyDassler.com.au. Nice. And I have launched it today.

Right. So if you guys want to get on it right now, it went live. Got a few texts there, champ. Yeah. It went, if you guys want to get on your phone right now, it went live a couple of... Don't ring me. Fuck.

It went live... All right, going to airplane mode. Right, right. It went live a couple of hours ago. Guys, get on your phone. Can you see it? It's officially called Tommy Daslow Funnier Than Cancer.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. It's got a... You're all reading it? Are you looking at it? It's got a little picture of Tommy Daslow as a Mario brother jumping on cancer. But the good thing is there's a donate button stuck on a picture of a purse.

So you can PayPal money to Tommy Daslow if you hit that purse. So that's a fucking pretty cool website. Yeah, got me. I didn't say I got you. I'm helping. Give me a look. I just tried to call you because I still didn't believe that you know how to use airplane mode.

No, no, I'm on airplane mode. Yeah, wow. Yeah, who designed that? That's good graphic design. Yeah, yeah, not me. No, no, that's Joel. Joel that does all of our websites. Oh, yeah, right, right. That's good graphic design. Yeah, yeah, not me. No, no, that's our favourite. That's Joel. Joel that does all of our websites.

Oh, yeah, right, right. That's good stuff. So.com.au, why? Because it should be, what's the domain for Italy? Because that's what it should be. Oh, yeah, yeah, that would be nice. .co.it? Yeah.

TommyDassolo.mammaMia. All right, should we get a guest in? I mean, that's better than whatever other shit I have on my old website you can have it it's a better gift than the fucking Italian cake it is and also we have something planned for later in the show

so we'll do that up the top and you were like no I reckon there'll be enough up the top and I was like we haven't discussed anything up the top at all what possibly could he have up his sleeve? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get into something a little bit, tiny bit later. I love it. It's like, I put your phone number out there

and you get me back by registering a website for me where people can give me money. The punishment should fit the crime. And no say did I say anything negative about you. I wanted to help you. Yeah.

Why is someone holding up a phone at me? Yeah. What? Oh, you've donated. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, wow. My notifications are lighting up. Now I know how you feel. Fuck, can you build a... Stop PayPal-ing me. Can you build stop pay palling me can you build me a website oh hell yeah what have I got so far hang on oh fuck how many

have you got notifications I had three yeah Joel Candy at 69 cents Thomas Murphy $6.90 Chris Jones 69 cents. Thomas Murphy, $6.90. Chris Jones, 69 cents. So, Thomas Murphy doing very well for himself.

The other two, complete pov cunts. Like, thanks, every little bit helps. It sounds like a real telethon for two. Oh, fuck yeah. All right, should we get a guest out here? You're welcome, you're welcome. Thank you, thank you, Carl. Random applause for my friend Carl Chandler, everybody. Yeah, should we get a guest out here?

Well, you said you called two people pov cunts. Speaking of, let's bring our first guest on. Who could it possibly be? Guys, you know him. You've smelt him. Please welcome back on Little Dungeon Club, Nick Capa. Yeah! Hi everyone, it's good to see you.

Thanks for having me on as a guest. You look like you're in Reservoir Dogs, Mr Smells Like Brown. The colour of shit, not the... Anyway, but... You look more like Mr Burnt Lego Man in a Hawaiian shirt. You're so mean to him. I give him money and you're going to insult him like that? That's not cool. You look like a guy who watches people.

All black. A coat in Perth. Yeah. Sorry. Anyway, guys, thank you very much for having me on the show. Goodbye. 69 cents from Steve Smith has just come in, by the way. Oh, wow, the disgraced Australian cricket captain.

How much am I going to get up to by the end of the year, do you reckon? 69 dollars. Very good. Hopefully. Hopefully. What are you going to do with the money? You should be doing something appropriate with the money. I'm going to buy more Pokemon video games, Carl.

You should literally buy dinner for two with all this money. Oh, yeah, okay. For me and you. Who with, though? A little woman by the name of Mrs Capper. God damn it. Fucking roasted. Oh, shit.

That's right. I'm going to fuck your mind. Oh, damn it. You fucking idiot. That reminds me, Capper, you've got a girlfriend now. now? That's right. I can have a dinner for two.

That's great news. You've got a girlfriend. Where did you meet her? Around. Sorry? Whereabouts? Hey, man, that Pokemon story was so fun. Yeah, where did you meet her? At a Pokemon convention? No, that would be embarrassing. No, something worse, actually.

Why? Where did you meet her? Mandira. Mandira, all right. I wish. Because I actually met her in Koh Samui. I wish, because I actually met her in Koh Samui. Wow, you met her in Koh Samui. We do a podcast festival there, actually.

Did you, was it anywhere close to that, or? No, no, she was, like, there for, like, a modelling thing. Really? So she was, when was this? It's like Rocket Scientist modelling convention. Right. Because you were in Koh Samui with us. We had a podcast festival. Yeah, yeah.

Was it around that time? Yeah, I think she was, like, filming a movie over there or something like that. Yeah, no, yeah, that is... Are you going out with one of our listeners? No. Can we edit? Shit, her voice has dropped. And she's sitting in the dark.

Anyway, that's no different from the usual. So one of our fans you're going out with? No, she's not a fan, all right? She's not a fan. There's actually a reason why I talked to her and it's because she was actually cool. Oh. How do you all feel? Yeah!

Get him! Get him! Nah. This guy stinks in both ways. You guys are all fucking imbeciles, okay? You're all disgusting. So you're saying she's not a fan, but you met her at our podcast festival.

It's like a beach and shit. Well, I checked all the details. She bought a ticket to our festival. So you don't do that accidentally if you don't listen to the show. Well, if I'm there, you do. A lot of people just came for Nick Capper. No one's ever come for Nick Capper. Yeah, well, maybe Mrs Chandler has.

Oh, yeah. Wait, the mum or the wife? Fuck, it feels good to roast people. Don't start a fight with me when your girlfriend is a fan of me. She flew to a different continent to see me. I hate it when she gets me to wear the Karl mask. And you just like... So dirty. Come on, Nick, can you say you were in a cafe one time?

Oh, you're a strange menu item, aren't you? I wear the Tommy one to give her a headache. I didn't start this line of questioning. What are you turning on me for? I know. I'm sorry. I used the other one on Carl. I couldn't double up on the Carl one.

I do like you better. I know who likes me better. Jesus Christ. I'm never going to... Yeah, anyway. I don't think you have a fan anymore. No, no, she's lovely. She's lovely.

You're doing very well for yourself. Look at this, guys. I'm wearing a suit. I'm doing actually quite well for yourself Look at this guys I'm wearing a suit, I'm doing actually quite well for myself Why are you wearing a suit? I don't know, we ran out of ideas yesterday at lunch I said I've still got a suit left over from my sister's wedding

You're like, oh that'll be cool And then I was like, I hope they don't ask me about the suit again That was quite a boring idea And then Tommy's like, bring the suit Anyway It's great to be in Perth the suit again. That was quite a boring idea. And then Tommy's like, bring the suit! Anyway, yeah. It's great to be in Perth. I bloody love it, guys. We've been having a good time. Good tag on the end of that joke.

It wasn't a joke. It was something you guys suggested that I wear the suit. Yeah, we thought the suit was going to look fucked, not like a normal suit. We thought you were going to come out here looking like, you know, when they're in Dumb and Dumber and they buy suits. I feel like James Bond at an AA meeting.

007, licence to bomb. Licence to... Oh, there you go, I was proved right. Licence to Carl Oh, there you go. It's proved right. Licence to Carl's an idiot. I'll pay that. Very nice. Yeah, man.

That was sick, man. Yeah, see? One guy said it, so it's got to be good for everybody. Yeah. All right. Totally. Should we get our next guest out here? Who should we get?

Should we get the guy who's actually here or the guy who hasn't turned up? Alright folks, please welcome back to the Little Donald Club, Adam Knox! Tommy Carl, sex offender appearing at his trial. Thank you for having me here.

You want me to hold your drink now? You're a sex offender post-trial. Which means I got away... Not got away with it. Was spent on... Got away with it but still homeless. That is actually true. I am looking for a home, if anyone.

Do you know, you meeting your girlfriend at Koh Samui, a really similar thing happened to me where my girlfriend came to Koh Samui with us, hung out with Carl and Tommy for a while, saw the podcast and went, maybe we're done. Is your ex-girlfriend Kappa's new girlfriend?

That would be cool. That would be, in a way, sort of sad because she'd be surrounded by people from the podcast she loves but the people

who would make her in no position to enjoy. That gives me an idea. Speaking of Thailand, so we did announce the new, the 2019 Koh Samui International Podcast Festival, Perth. You guys are the closest to Koh Samui out of everyone in Australia, so you motherfuckers all should go. So, but to encourage you guys, what we've actually done today...

Is Carl's not coming. We have actually got an actual flight centre dealer. Is dealer the right word? Dealer. He works for flight centre but he makes some money on the side. Travel agent. The term is travel agent. Travel agent.

Yeah, yeah. So we've got to... Keishon, can you put it on your little banner? You've actually got advertising. You've got a heap of brochures. We've got a Flight Centre travel agent that's available for buying flights, everything like that, right here during the show, guys. We're doing a travel agent pop-up shop in the corner of this show. If you feel like,

after these stories of like, you know, look, it's not a great advertisement that you could fuck someone like Kappa when you go to Koh Samui, but... You don't have to. You don't have to, yeah. It's not a requirement.

The island's not that big. Let's put a banner up that says interest-free, which could also apply to this podcast. Yeah. It is free of anything interesting. It says 0% holidays interest-free. Yeah. It is free of anything interesting. It says 0% holidays interest free.

That's not very many of your holidays. So Keishan's available there. He's available during the show. If you want to go and have a talk to him, he's got a heap of brochures about Koh Samui. You know what? I... Well, alright. Here's what's actually happening. I haven't mentioned this, but because Perth's so close to Koh Samui,

guess where I'm going tomorrow? Did someone say Perth? I am going to Koh Samui tomorrow because I'm so close. And guess who I'm going with? Who are you going? Well, because I'm close, so I've got an excuse for once. I am going, I'm going to Koh Samui tomorrow with one person.

Malam. Let's go Samui you rat cunts. So guys this is the final episode of the little dum-dum club. It will continue after this but it's going to be me hosting it alone because my co-host is dead. Man honestly so

we're going to Koh Muna tomorrow and the whole point of it was, I'm going to go to the next island, which is Copenhagen, because it's a very chill island, and I said, and Milan volunteered to come with me and I was like, that's fine, but I want to just chill out. We booked in to go there and then I find out, all the prices go up because I just found out when we

arrive, the full moon party starts. It's me and Milan at the full moon party. This is great me and Milan at the full moon party. This is great that Milan's pretending he didn't know there'd be a bunch of 20-year-old backpackers on the island. Yeah, so we've got a live travel agent here in the mix. So what, you wanting to book you some stuff for Copenhagen? So can we do this?

Because you're there right now, because I'm going to Copenhagen with Milan, we do this? Because you're there right now because I'm going to Copenhagen with Milan I just realised I might need insurance. I haven't got

it. Can I buy insurance right now? Is that a thing I can do? How much is can you figure

out you've got your stuff there how much is insurance? I mean let's pretend we didn't know that I'm going with Milan

to a full moon party. Because I feel like the premiums may be rising. I reckon they have Milan to a full moon party. Because I feel like the premiums may be rising. I reckon they have Milan insurance. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I've got... Can I pay cash?

I've got cash. Tommy, you've got a little bit of money now, right? Yeah. Let me update it. How many more... Oh, you know what? So this is the thing. Thank you, Richard Thomas. Thank you, Jessica Grant. Thank you, Stephen Smith. All 69, Jessica Grant. Thank you, Stephen Smith. All 69 cents.

It all adds up, guys. This is the thing that's happening. Because we told Milan before that we've got this travel agent here, and he was like, I just made a lot of money last night. Let's make Tommy go to Costa Mui with us tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, he was saying to me at the bar, yeah. He said he wants to buy you a flight there tomorrow.

Yeah. At the bar, yeah. He said he wants to buy you a flight there tomorrow. Yeah! Very funny question. What about his job? Hey, I'm a professional Pokemon trainer, okay? I have... Those Bulbasaurs depend on me.

Man, you reckon you can push that appointment back with your mother a bit? Man, you reckon you can push that appointment back with your mother a bit? There's going to be a whole bunch of Uber Eats workers going, oh no, Tommy died. I'd love you to come. Shares plummet. I'd love you to come. I'm going to contribute 69 baht right now.

What's that work out to? Like a cent? Yeah, $2.60. Nice. So can you work out insurance? Like a cent? Yeah, $2.60. Nice. So can you work out insurance? Can I buy insurance right now? Yeah. How much?

How old are you? He said how old are you. Excuse me, sir. We don't have insurance for a 100-year-old man. I am 42 years young. What's your phone number? What's my phone number? This cunt is doing gear on me.

This guy gets it. Just go and listen to the Tom Gleeson episode or whatever and figure it out. 0438 Just put it into Google. Like, that knows, whatever. But, yeah, figure it out. Let me know.

I want to get insurance with you right now because we're flying out tomorrow morning. I need to leave something to my family if something bad happens. While you've got the laptop open, now that Milan's put the idea in my head, I would like, you know, going a little break after this, since it's so close, Perth, would be nice.

Kishan, can you just look up, what are flights to Bali worth at this time of year? Can we... I'm probably... Milan's bringing out shots again. Do you reckon you'd actually do it, Tommy? Do you reckon you'd actually go tomorrow if Milan bought your flight?

It doesn't sound like I would have much of an option at all. It doesn't sound like I'd have a choice. But you don't... Have you got your passport here? No, I actually don't. Well, then it can't happen. Yeah. But I could come meet you guys in the middle of the week.

I could come from Melbourne. Oh. Oh. Come middle of the week. I could come from Melbourne. Oh. Oh. Come from Melbourne. I've seen you come from Melbourne. Wow. Nick Capper's girlfriend, everyone. Huge fan.

She's a huge fan. I've had the beer goggles on since Samui. They've been great. It's because your girlfriend's been buying them for you. Well, should we roll the dice and see if our third guest is here yet? He's here. Fingers crossed. Let's see if he walks out.

Please welcome back into the little Dunham Club, Nick Cody. Nick. G'day. How are we? It's the bloody way. Fired up. Nick, you... Kappa, didn't you know Milan was your girlfriend

when she got you an AK-47 for your birthday? And a fucking shipping container full of dead sex workers? That makes sense because I saw him with a gun just yelling, shots, shots, shots. Kappa said, get something that smells like me. I've been drinking since 8am, motherfuckers. You may not know this, but guys, I've got to let out a little secret. I've got a baby.

What? Why? Since when? Why don't you share it around then? Was it born this morning? I hold some things close to my chest. You've got a deal with a beer company, don't you? Are you allowed to... I did. I think the last payment's in, so this is the new

smoothest, most refreshing. Whether or not it is, the last payment is in after this. How does it taste? Better or worse than that shit Carlton you do the thing for? It's Carlton dry and it's delicious and I think it's a great move that they've gone from 355 to 330ml and instead of a bottle, a normal twist top,

they've got a fucking pool cap like it's a Coca-Cola from 1932. Of course you would like it if the beer got smaller because then you have to buy more and you can post more of them on Instagram. You don't buy the beer when you do ads for them. You don't, can't you? I like it how they've got the best beer connoisseur in the world. Like a man that purely drinks thick shakes and eats burgers. Holy shit, his taste buds must be off the Richter.

This man clearly loves doing lots of shit. This beer appeals to someone who has the tastes of a child. It's good to be here with friends. Very good. Kappa. Oh, no. No more questions. Let me say quickly.

Anyway, see you, mate. We've been here all week, the three of us, doing gigs, or the four of us. Sorry to brag. Kappa, Chandanda and Knox. We've been here doing gigs. And on the Thursday night, you guys were... Kappa, you hosted and Knox headlined a gong show.

They have a gong show here in Perth. So a gong show is when you just get anyone up there and people get to gong them off, right? The gong show was your episode of your podcast a few weeks ago, wasn't it? Is that not... Nice. So I came down to watch, like, you guys were on, and, like, so the first act...

So, Cappy, you're hosting. The first act on is a literal homeless person, like an actual homeless woman. Oh, cool. How did you go, Cappy? So, Knox, you and I are watching, and we're like, let's let it... So she gets gonged off pretty quickly.

Fucking hell, straight back to the outdoors. Yeah. What was her gear? You're not funny enough for shelter. It was... It's like... Any other city as well, they would have gone like, let her go for the three minutes.

But Perth, immediately as they were able to, they went, nah! Clearly life has already gonged her. But Knox, you and I are up the back and we're like, let's hear her out. Let's see what else she has to say. She's making no sense. Anyway, so she gets gonged off very quickly. So the next guy that comes on is like an open mic-er from Perth

and he just starts doing his gear, like starts doing a normal stand-up set, and you within ten seconds, you're like, gong, get him off, boring. I didn't yell out boring. It just wasn't as interesting. I liked her. What did she say? What was she talking about?

She had this bit about Tinder, not the dating app, what she uses for warmth. Yeah. Yes. Oh, man, I love our podcast. The podcast that punches real down. I just pushed this trolley from Subiaco

and boy, are my arms tired. What? and boy are my arms tired. What's the deal with airline food? Like seriously, I've never had it. What's the deal with food? Fuck. Jesus Christ. Hey, she's had it too good for too long. She saw Tommy and she said,

nah, even I don't want to be in the Ronald McDonald house. Is she here tonight, by the way? Is she here? I think you guys charge way too much for your fucking tickets

for her to be in here. That was just a real... That was a burn. That was a real consumer affairs. Because you used to live here. You used to live in WA, didn't you? Yeah, I lived in Kalgoorlie. Oh, fuck yeah.

So you worked in the mines? Yeah, I worked in the mines, yeah. I worked... Were mines, yeah. I worked... Were you the canary or what are they? Yeah. No, no, no. The canary kept going off because it was like, oh, I smell something, I don't know if it's gas.

It's dead, we can't go down there. The canary shot itself. It's dead, we can't go down there. The canary shot itself. A bird doesn't have the opposable thumb to use a gun. All right, someone's done some online courses, all right. That's the fault in your burn, Cody. All right.

So you used to work down a mine? Yeah, I used to work in a nickel mine. I think it was about three kilometres under the ground. Right. And, yeah, I just used to work in a nickel mine. I think it was about three kilometres under the ground. Right. And, yeah, I just used to... I got promoted... I used to just load the draw bolts for this driller thing. What does that mean? Whose draw bolts?

Yeah. It's like a drilling thing. And then I got promoted to charge up. So that's where you, like, set... Plug people's phones in. You set them. What? Yeah, so what you used to do is you used to rig up the fuses to the wall.

You used to walk underground and then do your material into the earth. We were all ready to say that, though. Yeah, it was a race to the finish line. Three people, three men trying to run through a doorway at once. You said the word bomb. That's like you. It was actually, it was when they wanted to have the roof blown off, the mining site.

Yeah. Yeah. You started the super pit. That was underground and then Kappa got in, bang, the biggest open mine In the southern hemisphere Four tonnes of C4 or just ten Hot minutes of Cap Is that when the

Is that when the boom burst Because people started going fuck this coal stinks It actually burst from all the juices From both male and female audience members. Kappa, speaking of juices, you've got snot just leaking out of your nostril at the moment. What is going on? I wish that was cocaine.

Where is my life? Have I got a bleeding nose from this podcast? No, you're just wet all across the lip. I can't stop looking at it. No, that's beer. Okay. Story checks out. Kappa's body was just like, I'm wearing a suit.

I need to make myself look more fucked. It's a very nice suit, Kappa. Yeah, it's good. Very swish. I thought I'd wear it because I had to go to my sister's, what do you call it, her husband's thing. Wedding? Wedding is the right word.

Oh, no, the Bucks thing, the Bucks thing. And he's like, oh, I want to go to the races. So I went to the race course and had a little flutter. So you bought it for the Bucks but not for the wedding? No, I bought a different one for the wedding. I got a suit from Thailand for the wedding. Yeah. Ooh.

Very busy in Thailand, weren't you? You bought all sorts of things. Kappa's girlfriend is lovely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She is. Yeah, she's awesome. She's actually doing our merch right now and she's embezzling a lot, I think, after what we've said.

Kappa, yeah, your girlfriend's awesome. You really are punching above your weight, although that would also be true if you spoofed into a bin. Hey. As the old saying says, don't come where you eat. Still can't get over that bin leaving me. I spoofed into it, then it rolled down a hill we got so much in common

we smell the same ah anyway anyway yeah no I did I did work in the mine and then yeah we used to what we used to is we used to put all the fuses in and then you'd put them to the end of the tunnel. And this is no joke, you would get the detonator

and you'd put the fuse through the window of the car, hook it into the detonator, then set it off and then drive to the top of the shaft as quick as you could before it went off. Are we still talking about you and your girlfriend? And then you went mining. You got that

pot of gold and then you went to work. Wait, so you would You really make it seem like an action movie, like you drive off and there's a big explosion behind you, slow-mo. Yeah, it's really funny because they go, listen, fucking, you are letting off explosives,

this is the most dangerous thing you could ever do in your whole life. And you're like, fuck, do not stand too close to the blast, whatever, but after like a week, you're like, let's stand as close as we can. Because it's actually very exciting. And you're like, oh man, once I stood so close, it blew my helmet off. None of the other miners were wearing helmets either. You just had that since school.

I was like, fuck, that was cool. It's like Dreamworld, but you... Oh, no, you do die at Dreamworld. So, were you normal before you did this job? Is that what happened? I don't know. Do you think a normal person stands next to an exploding mine?

Oh man, you get complacent. You're just like, oh fuck, this is cool. Let's live on the edge. That would make so much... If you walked in there one day going like, I can't wait to leave work so I can go home and read Chaucer and then you set off the thing and you come back out like, 69 is a pretty weird...

and then you set off the thing and you come back out like, 69 is a pretty weird... Oh, what a great car boom that was. Actually came out even more of a genius. That explosion was so loud it gives me an idea for a shirt. Most of the time you're wearing a suit now, but if you knew Kappa, he wears some loud shirts.

Do your homework for that joke, madam. We had breakfast this morning and you were sitting there, Kappa, going like, just all of a sudden you start going, I'm Nick Kappa. It's like, you're doing an impression of us doing an impression of you. We've officially broken you. Do your impression of us doing you impression of you. Like, we've officially broken you. Do your impression of us doing you.

That was Spanish Nick Capper. Do your impression of... I'm Nick Capper. Do your impression of us doing you. Ah, I'm Nick Capper. That's a good us doing Nick Capper. I'm Nick Capper, see? What do you want?

You want a nickel? I work in a mine. Sure, I know my way around a stick of TNT, sure. I'll do my impression of Carl doing stand-up. I lost my context lens the other day. Context lens? I looked down to the floor to find that contact lens and saw the part of the floor that was most focused on.

Wow. Still works. Still works. I don't know how you're going to recover from that. Very different. I then knew that that was that part of the floor that I should pick up the contact lens. Applaud now. You're welcome.

Oh, shit. Okay, so, Carl, you just said your joke. Now, Kappa, you do your version of the joke. With Carl, it's all in the writing. Like, his charisma will not get him over the wall. Thank you for your compliment about my writing. No, that's why you've got to do the sweet, the fucking half-pipe lean-in when you get ready for it.

I wonder if brothels have tight ass Tuesday. Stop burning my gear. Fucking hell. Fuck, I am old. I look like a pedo. It is in the writing, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can't believe I wrote that joke. What about you when you were telling us the other night about... This fucking podcast, I'm holding three drinks. Yeah. If anyone doesn't know This is such a great summation of who Milan is Milan's callback Is giving drinks to the same girl over and over Yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, even though I'm not going on this trip Keyshawn, can you just get me travel insurance Just for tonight Because of Milan being around? Oh, yeah, have you worked out how much I owe you or not? 100 bucks? Fuck yeah. Man, it was...

That's actually not bad. I crunched the numbers out the back. It was 65 if I did it on my phone. Oh, really? I'm king in the air, cunt, on the ground. By the way, I flew over this morning. I got fucking blind on the plane and landed and then my phone changed from 1pm to 10am.

And then I was just maggot at 10am. It was good because we were walking on stage and we were like, Cody's not here yet and we checked Instagram and you're in a pub drinking a beer. We're like, oh, cheers, mate. Don't worry. I wasn't far off. All right.

I want to get this travel insurance before... Oh. Yeah, how early can you get it to kick in? Carl's going to come off a scooter with Milan and go,

what do you mean I'm not insured? I gave a hundred bucks to a cunt in the shadows three days ago. Oh, yeah. So, because we've got like a group on Facebook, it's people aware of the little Dum Dum Club

and people are, you know, always... Woo, yeah. Yeah. Thanks for the people that understood my plight this morning. I appreciate it. What's that? I know. 737's a shit.

Fuck. We go through it every day. You use all your credit card points to book business or you go A330 they change the aircraft last minute. You know what I'm talking about.

Relatable gear. I think that homeless girl was doing the same gear as that the other night. Relatable gear. I think that homeless girl was doing the same gear as that the other night. 737 was her count of the amount of money she had in each pocket. As I was saying that, I realised this is going to sound meaner than I wanted it to.

Yeah, also that means she's got three pockets. I'll tell you what, I think a lot of homeless people are going to stop listening to this podcast after this. I won't stop listening. Yeah. How are we not smart enough to make that joke? Actually, that's Knox. You're actually homeless. You are. Are you homeless?

I'm, uh, no. Well, checks out. I'm currently staying in a hotel in Perth as of 11am tomorrow. Really? We'll see what happens. You've got to go to Thailand. Hey, look, I met someone on Thursday night

who I reckon can help me out with spots to hang out. She was on first. It's that sexy Serbian woman again, isn't it? Oh, yeah. So there's people aware of the Little Dum Dum Club Facebook group. And apparently this lady was asking the other day about advice. She's in Koh Samui right now. She's staying at the Ozo, the beautiful Ozo Chewing in downtown Samui.

And she's like going, oh, what's there to do? What's there to do? Wee-oo! Yeah. Like a hotel far away By the way you've got to understand for people in Perth to cheer about Thailand it's a big thing because their sister

city, Bali I assume they're working on a bridge to connect the two I've fucking Perth so much why would I go to Melbourne? Bali's closer. And it's like, oh, is it? Well, you can fucking drink the water where I live, cunt.

So how about spend an extra 30 minutes on the plane next time? I think Bali's an interstate excursion for Perth, so yeah. Hey, Kishan, have a look. Melbourne to Bali on Tuesday morning. What can you get me? Either that or... By the way, Bali's still overseas. You still need a passport to go there.

No, that's why I'm saying I'll go home and get my passport. Either there or Maryborough, Queensland. To be fair, this is like the Republic of Comedy. You just throw your questions into the darkness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Help! How do I? Do you have any friends who are in real estate?

Because I'm kind of looking at the moment. Maybe you can just stay on a plane for the next couple of weeks. Just keep flying. It's like the Terminal 2. Is someone getting up to go and buy a flight to Samoa? Fuck, I hope so. I hope so.

Get me the next plane out of this fucking place. How's business over there, Keyshawn? Is anyone taking you up on it? Fuck yeah, they are, yeah. Really? Oh, really? A lot of people with a lot of money to spend

giving it to Dassault, fucking going to Flight Centre over here. Very nice. Let me check. The boom has not burst in Perth. Seven notifications from PayPal. Okay.

Fuck. I'll pay you later, man. $7 from Ben Harding. $6.90 from Susan Anthony. $0.69 from Courtney Nash. $10 from Anthony Bennett. $10? Whoa, Anthony.

Hey, thanks for the $10, but not very funny. Yeah. Oh, this will get him $10. Punked. Like episode 10 of the podcast This is the weirdest prank Fucking like Bam Majira Bursting in on his dad

Going like Here's a hundred bucks idiot So there's a couple in Costa Mili Staying at the Ozo Chewing And they're on Facebook Asking what's to do right And I've been sending them All recommendations

But so I haven't said I haven't mentioned anywhere that we were going. I thought I'd have it as a little bit of a surprise. Me and Milan are going to go over. So, I'm going to give her the recommendation. Monday night I'm going to say to her, oh, this bar's really cool on a Monday night. You should go there at like 10 o'clock at night.

And then she walks in and it's me and Milan and we just fuck them up. Ta-da! Kishan, can you get her travel insurance once she's on the trip already? Is it you? The girl in the front row that Milan's bought a million shots for is not looking good. Are you all right? I've got a spare if you need it.

You get insurance. You get Perth insurance. No. Who was that I can't see in the dark? His voice is coming from so many places. It's like the bane of drinking. I was born in the darkness. What a beautiful rat cunt.

The fireball rises. Again. Oh, alright. Milan, just calm down. Me and you have got to fly to Samui tomorrow. Perth, Samui! Perth, Samui right fucking now, bitches. Perth Samui.

Also, if there's a doctor in the house, I might need help. That homeless woman is now the second least coherent person I've seen talking to a mic. Perth Samui. That sounds like the fuckedest country on earth. It sounds like a caravan park on the beach. Sounds alright. With a mine in it.

Did someone just yell out, where you met your missus? It was actually... Yeah, it was on a beach. Damn it, roasted by an audience member. And you'll get married in a caravan park, so it sort of makes sense. Wearing that suit.

I saw you two meet and you were so fucking drunk, Kappa. I am so surprised she gave you the time of day. She must have seen something that nobody else can. Coming from Brad Pitt himself. You look like Santa Claus on his day off. Santa Claus has a lot of fucking days off.

364. That sounds like you. Yeah, but I'm, you know, I'm not Santa Claus, so that's your retort, Carl. Nice. Well, I won't test you again. So you're going to get these people drunk, Carl, in Koh Samui?

I'm going to get... Yes, totally. Yeah, no, Monday night. He won't be doing it. We arrive at 9.30. We're going to ambush these listeners. I really hope they're not into it. I really hope they show up to the bar and they're like,

oh, we're tired. No, the partner will go, I said Milan in the mirror as a joke I didn't know we'd turn up I crossed my fingers and said prove it when I went to sleep last night that fucking happened man I'm genuinely scared I planned this trip to go to

Copenhagen because it was chilled and now Milan's with me and we're in the most intense 40,000 people go to that fucking full it was chilled and now Milan's with me and we're in the most intense like 40,000 people go to that fucking full moon party 40,000 plus one

and that plus one is equal to all the rest of the 40,000 yeah you were saying to me when you booked it in you're like

nah it'll be good you know I'm gonna get up in the morning I'm gonna go for a run then I'm gonna write for most

of the day then I'll just meet Milan and we'll have dinner and have some drinks and I'm like that is absolutely

not gonna fucking happen and then I was talking to you about it yesterday and you're like, yeah, nah, this trip's just going to be me getting fucked the whole time. You've just been beaten down. No, he's not far off. He's going to wake up from a blackout. He's going to run from the scene of a crime.

He's going to write on a police report and then he'll meet Milan in jail and call the consulate and hopefully it'll be a fucking fun one. Get up the next morning and do it all over again. So that insurance went through, yeah? Yeah, for sure.

Fucking hell. Liver insurance. Be cheaper to buy insurance for everybody else on the island. Just buy insurance for the island. I'm slightly extra worried about it because... Based on what? I am going to be a dad.

Whoa! Well... Best route ever! Best route ever! I didn't think that at your age they had the strength. That's why he's going to Thailand to pick up his kid. Hey. That's why he's going to Thailand to pick up his kid Hey That says a lot about Carl But everyone's like yeah he did He had sex with a Thai lady That's not his wife

It's going to be my first one in this country I'm going to set up a webcam And watch that kid every night while it's sleeping. Is that true? Yeah. Holy shit. Congratulations. Thanks for the course. That's huge.

Huge. Now, knowing you and how you like to hold on to content for a particular podcast, what is she, eight months along or something? Something like that. Really? Yeah. It kind of sucks that you're going to be so limited in baby name options because of so many open mic comedians you hate.

I don't want to get scientific, but do you want to have it sunroof or moot? What? Oh, right. Okay. I've got a baby, guys. What's the due date? Please tell me it's during the Costa Movie Podcast Festival. The 6th of September.

6 slash 9. Whatever. Nice. No, it's in 3 months time wow what holy shit she's 6 months

deep very deep she was 4 inches deep 6 months ago thank you for rounding up. To be fair, that's how I made one. People roasting about your relationship. God, I bet this feels bad, Carl.

Because I hadn't seen her for ages and then she came to drop off some merch at the podcast. You're still making her lift your fucking merch around? But she pulled up in the car and I came with you to get it out of the car and like, you know, I love whatever her name is. You've never told me. That's a good baby name. Don't

say it. He is Don't Say It Chandler. I was like, oh hey, how's it going? And she's like, anyway, bye. Like drove off very quickly. I thought she just put weight on due to depression. Anyway, I should be a good dad. There's two shots in my hand and a fucking beer.

You're going to have this conversation tomorrow. Okay, tuk-tuk, Singapore sling, Mai Tai, Pad Thai. You're going to have this conversation tomorrow. Okay, tuk-tuk, Singapore sling, Mai Tai, Pad Thai. You're going to have a little sibling soon. I was wondering... Singapore sling? I have a child called Singapore sling. I could think of another cocktail name.

Oh, no. I was going to say Dark and Stormy, but you can't buy them in Thailand. It'll be better than... I look forward to raising a little duck sandwich. I was wondering why you were so quick before we really talked about it to go, this is the last Costa Mui International Podcast Festival. Now, it's because your life is over. That's cool.

Yeah, things do change a lot when you have a baby. You can't just leave and get maggot with your friends on a Sunday. podcast festival. Now it's because your life is over. That's cool. Yeah, things do change a lot when you have a baby. You can't just leave and get maggot with your friends on a Sunday. You've got to be a responsible parent. You're right. I'm going to have to get a lot more active on Instagram. It is important. It's going to be

a massive shame when you miss the birth of your child because your phone is too full of messages. Just say, Doc Sandwich! The miracle of birth, everyone. Man, that's sick. That's fucking great, man. Do you know what you're having? No.

Did you do this? Didn't think to ask. Huh? Didn't think to ask. Didn't think to ask? No. Have you done all the scans and stuff? Yeah.

Yep. Yep? So you've had the 20-week scan? You would have. The 20-week scan's the last time you can see the full baby, because when you go for the 32-week or whatever, the baby's too big to see in the one camera shot. They don't tell you that.

Get a bigger fucking camera. That's what I said. How much would people... Get a fucking duck over here. All right, guys. How much would people put in each in this room right now if Carl called his baby comedy? It's good.

$5,000 each? $5,000 each? Set me up a website. $5,000? Enough to put the baby through all of school and university and everything. And it's called Comedy Chandler. Thanks, comedy. How many kids do you reckon you end up going to have?

Like four, five? You might as well just call it bullied right now. Bullied. Well, I appreciate all your congratulations. That's why I'm here. When's the baby shower? I'd love to not bring a gift. Book. Someone book the Sydney Opera House for us

I'm going to have some grievances Man that's fucking exciting Are you pumped up? Yeah it's going to be fun We waited six months to tell any of us about it So he's really It's almost as if our friend's on the spectrum Well I could bore everyone to death with it It's really... It's almost as if our friend's on the spectrum.

Well, I could bore everyone to death with it, or I could just be normal. No, it's fucking great. Sorry? All right, shut up. Some dad joke. Hey, Dad, I'm hungry. Guess what, cunt? That's some dad joke. Hey dad, I'm hungry. Guess what, cunt?

I'm Carl Chandler. I'm your fucking dad. Shut the fuck up. Get something from the fridge while I go fucking record a podcast, you piece of shit. I hate you. Oh yeah. I can't wait to get I can't wait to get

fucking nappy sand flooded with death threats when we're trying to get your baby as the face of their company in a year's time. No Chandler's just excited because he's got one more thing for his shitless show next year. It is a real mystery why I delayed announcing this.

Hi, Dad, I feel like a sandwich. Oh, it's funny, you don't look like a complete cunt. Well I'll be sure to pass all the congratulations on to my wife We've got to play this episode while the kid is in utero so it can come out hanging itself with the umbilical cord.

It's never too early. I've heard of water births, but not off the west coast. I fucking want to give him a hug, but I also want to act like he's made us act this whole time. I keep thinking we've had the best one, but we keep coming back around. Yeah, I know. Look, I'm looking forward to meeting little

Carl Chandler Jr. Or if it's a boy. Yeah. Carl Jr. Yeah, I'm literally going to be Rad Dad. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Oh yeah, what if I call it Jenny? That'd be good. Oh man. I'm already very jealous of this kid. I want to be swaddled by you. I want you to drive me into a lake and kill me we've decided not to find out

the gender I've just got a feeling it's going to be a girl really? wow, the ultimate test I've got a real feeling based on what? just a feeling, I've just got a feeling in my bones I'm coming out a girl here

I can tell So if anyone's If anyone's got Girl name suggestions I'm happy to take them on board Move Melania Tommy's voice

Melania Melania Tommy's voice Chandler Melania Melania Melania Chandler Crunchy's's voice Chandler. Melania. Melania. Melania Chandler. Crunchy's a girl's name, right? Yeah.

Cinnamon, fuck you. Samui? I'm so glad I've announced something worth celebrating when I'm about to go to Thailand with Melania. Imagine going to the school formal and going to pick up your date and Carl's the dad of the date. Tell me more. Does being a parent

affect the price of travel insurance? Zero percent interest in fun. I'm just doing the maths on this one So six months Carl, can you support two children? And then at some point Tommy's going to have his little boy squirtle or whatever Yeah, can Knox live in the nursery that you've built

before the kid comes along? I just did some quick maths. So six months ago, was the date of conception the drunk cast? I hope not. I was around about that time. Imagine being able to listen to the podcast immediately before your dad fucked your mum. Imagine being able to listen to the podcast immediately before your dad fucked your mum.

Yeah, they told me about the night dad got lifted through the crowd as everybody sang, we are the champions. Dad got a bit too hot on the riff that night. Man, well, if you fuckers don't subscribe to Patreon yet, this guy's going to need it to feed his child. Yeah. All right. Anyone else having a kid?

Do you reckon you can enter your kid into a kid competition? Like what you did with your cat? You know what I mean? All right. That's it. What are you excited about? Chandler, tell us what you're excited about in becoming a parent. What do you mean?

You've got to be pumped. Like, what parts are you pumped up about? You look scared, honestly. You look, like, excited and scared. You know what? You get to teach it. They're a blank slate. So you'll get to take your kid into that bakery and say,

hey, mate, not all bakeries make pies at lunchtime. And they'll be like, what? I thought all bakeries always made pies. Nah, some are fucking weird. Are you excited that your kid won't have a mental deficiency due to thick shakes and UFC? Bit rich coming from this cunt, I must say. Dilwick Jones.

Dillard Jones, oh yeah. That name's taken, sorry. It's not available to babies that are zero years old. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, almost time to wrap this up, I reckon. Guys, let's say we have a bit of an unofficial baby shower now. I love that Chandler's announced his baby and it's just really pulled the excitement levels back on a podcast.

And also when I upload this, I'm going to edit all the baby chat out. I'm very interested to hear what you-know-who will think about this episode. Who? The baby? My wife. Right. She listens? She doesn't listen, but I found out...

Yeah. You know, I literally found out the other day that my wife's friends listen. Right. And so a couple of weeks ago when I said, we've got a big announcement to make, and they knew. And they were like, oh, here it comes. And then I come out and go, we're going back to Koh Samui. Because priorities.

Yeah, why have you sat on this until Perth? Like, we've done, you know, surely Melbourne would have been the time to do it. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah, I agree. It's crook what I've said. I, you know... But have you been sitting on it?

Have you just not gotten around to it for a while? Is that what's happened? Yeah, I honestly just sort of like my own privacy a little bit. But you get to a point where it's like... 0-4-3-8. Yeah. Well, to be fair fair I didn't give that out but it's like alright well if I just come in one

week and went oh I'm a bit late today because my baby got born that would be a little bit weird so I'm like oh I'm putting it off going fuck when am I going to bring it up I'm going to get roasted You're not going to get roasted everyone's part of it I already got roasted you fucking idiot you're part of it You didn't get roasted It You're not going to get roasted. Everyone's part of it. I know. I already got roasted, you fucking idiot. You're part of it.

You didn't get roasted. It was just funny how you brought it up. You're like, so I'm going to be a dad. I can't even remember how it came up. Because you're worried about how you're going to die, which is going to happen. Yeah. Well, at some stage.

Sure. I like it that you're the only man that copped more of a roasting about having a baby than a homeless woman. Either way, it's going to be Prince or Princess of Thailand. So... It's... Yeah, so I officially will be going to the Coastal Movie Podcast

Festival and I'll be... Are you printing your baby? No. Yeah, you can't, can you? No. Both families must meet each other in private. Yes. Fuck, this is good. I have wondered that.

I've wondered, like, you know, you must be close to having a kid and been like, oh, okay, well, I'll probably know when it's on the horizon. And you and I have already started talking about plans for next year. You're like going, oh, we'll do some movie and then we can go here and we can go here and we can go here. I'm like, oh, it must be a fair while off. It's like, well, now it all makes perfect sense. You're pre-preparing to just be fucking out the door.

Well, I said we're definitely not going to Adelaide in February because I'm going to be a little bit busy. And also, to be fair, going back to what you said, in Melbourne you saw her. Yeah. Her gut was out here and you went, oh, nothing special here happening. Well, you don't want to speculate, you know what I mean?

It's that slippery slope. What if I'd got up at the start of the Melbourne show and been like, hey, Carl, what about your fat-ass wife that I saw driving all the merch in here tonight? I got to, like... Oh, defend that one, fuckhead. The phrase, her gut was out here, is a bizarre thing to say when you know her friends listen.

And not to describe it as heavily pregnant. Yeah. My wife's fucking guts were out here. Mate, shouldn't you be on Instagram right now? No, yeah, I was like Why are you upset, Chando? Why are you salty? I had a baby and it gets likes

I'm not upset I think it's actually quite sweet I think you're like a bit emotional telling people this Yeah, I know It's fucking awesome, man It's so cool It's the best thing ever Best thing ever?

Yeah Best thing ever? Best thing ever? No, I know. I just thought I have to say it at some stage. That's all. And I'm not a big here's my private life sort of thing. I think you did exactly just that.

It's pretty cool you're emotional you fucking loser. What a fucking wuss. Emotions out there. I just... Yeah. I just love that I'm going on a baby moon with Milan.

Kappa, how about you take a baby shower? Man, that is such an insult coming from a homeless man. Not currently homeless. Homeless pending. I am also, like Chandler, I'm waiting for something very exciting to happen. I'm just... And it's going to ruin both of our lives. Our separate things.

But... Alright, our separate things. All right, let's go. All right, guys, we've got to wrap it up for another week on the Little Dino Club. Nick Cody, Adam Knox, Nick Capa. Thanks so much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you, mate. See you, mate. much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you, mate. See you, mate.

And they've done it again. Welcome to another edition of Talking Dumb Dumb. My name is Tommy Dasolo and with me this week, Carl Chandler. G'day, dickhead. Do I say that again? I don't think you... I don't say that again, do I? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry, I've got more responsibility.

I'm talking for two now. Well, you just invented a catchphrase for this segment. So that's cool. You have to say that every week from now on. I feel like I'm stealing from myself. Yeah, wow. What a wild ride. What a wild ride.

You know, if you've got a piece of content that you know is going to be a hot source of conversation, I think it's best to sit on it until minute 58 of the show. Well, look, I didn't even know what I was going to say. I thought I'd better. I'd better. Yeah. See, I actually haven't seen you since we recorded that episode that people just heard. So I went into recording this bit having some thoughts,

having some things to say about your becoming a father. Yes. But you and I, we're about to do another episode in a couple of days. Yes. With some guests. Right. Where I figure we'll really get into it. Yes. So I don't want to blow my load. Yes. Like I did. Right. Where I figure we'll really get into it. Yes. So, you know, I don't want to blow my load.

Yes. Like I did. Yeah. Right. So I'll do it safely. You know, I'll do it now and pull out. The way I should have. Yeah.

Right. But I can't. That's not the way I did it either. Just because I can't remember it. What? What? What do you mean? Nothing.

Oh, Jesus. Listen back. Wow. Just because I was, because as it comes up on the episode, I got maligned pretty heavily during the recording of this. Right. Just because I can't remember whether I actually said this on the episode or not. Congratulations.

Thank you. And for all the listeners out there that skipped the main episode and just listened to the talking dumb one. 85% of them. Yeah, yeah. You'd be a little bit confused. So for you guys, I am going to be a father at some stage. Yes, at some stage.

Yes, yes. Well, not right now. What was it that really made you decide that that was a thing that you should do? Was it the way that I am constantly talking about Dilwick Jones, the one-year-old baby that lives next door to me? Did that make you clucky in some ways? Yes, totally.

That's it. That's it. Me riffing on that one-year-old baby and the scrapes that me and him get into, you just felt your ovaries just expanding. And look, I want to put that on the record that that is my inspiration just so when young Dilruch Chandler is born, we know that it's named after him and not Jai Singer. Fantastic.

But yeah, this was, boy, we really, this was a great fun episode. Lots going on. That was a fun episode without that bombshell being put in there. Yeah, exactly. So I feel like I need to say this as well, because when we did an episode and I got engaged or, you know, people were like, oh, was that just a joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked about it for fucking 40 minutes. So just so people it's this bit's not a joke either this is happening this is a real

thing but this bit where you're saying that it is really happening this is just a bit right yeah yeah that's true but the previous bit wasn't okay right right um because yeah i had a timer set on my watch to just keep tabs on how long the episode had gone for yeah and it had just gone off it like i think i said it for 55 minutes all right great we're done wrap it up get on one more riff and then we're out of here yeah and we had one more riff yeah and then you drop that yeah like i think this thing went for like an hour and a half or something like that yeah well i didn't have the time run so i didn't know and and i was you know i'd had a few drinks as well so i didn't have the best um grasp of time so But you know what?

I think I panicked at the end and went, you know what? It's now or never. Yeah, I'm about to go away. When do you drop it? And, you know, like I probably said on the show and afterwards, I'm a little bit like, you know, I don't need all my stuff out there, you know, all the time. I'm not Nick Cody.

Yeah. You know, so you'll that's my promise you'll never see you say that but then you also on this holiday you've just been on we're doing amas of yourself eating dinner every single night in there but that's so that's that's not personal that's to me that's yeah that's how it works in my head i'm like yeah but that's who cares that's just whatever i don't need to talk about all my personal stuff or whatever. Right. But so an ideal world for you would be people of this show all of a sudden

finding out that you've actually got a four-year-old. Yes. That's happened in the course of this show. I had fantasies about that. That you just never even brought up. I mean, I think it's a fucking huge enough move to sit on it for six months. But yeah, getting until the birth would be incredible. That would be so good.

But again, this is what I didn't want to happen. We have to do a fucking actual episode in a couple of days. Cut it off. But yes, congrats. And I will say, also being quite heavily Milan'd over the course of this evening, it really did add just one more element to process during the hangover the next morning. Do you know what I mean? Like just so many things to retread in my head that I –

waking up like, oh, my God, I feel like shit. That's right. We did the show and I got really drunk. Oh, fuck. I feel like shit. Oh, right, and Chandler's having a kid. It was all just a very rich fog to kind of like wade my way through on the Monday. Because we did go out and celebrate afterwards.

We went to the Perth Rock Pool after. And from what I remember, we behaved. I will say I think being at that rock pool is maybe in the top five of drunkest I've ever been. Oh, really? Yeah. I felt fucked. Right. I felt, I couldn't remember anything of being there, basically.

Wow. Yeah. What a waste of rock pool. I know. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, that was, as you'll hear on the episode, as you've heard on the episode, Milan uh malan was getting very heavily involved uh in all manner of things well they might not have heard that because i'm hoping i can edit those bits

so that it's not as so that it's not as brutal to listen to yeah well yeah that's what i was gonna say like adding that stuff at the end i was like well maybe this maybe this will be better because then you can edit a lot of the i think it was a bit wild and woolly to start with i think you know when when it's not when people are jumping in and yelling out and stuff, I don't know how good it sounds, but anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there's a case to be made that it sounds quite bad. Like you want it to be fun in the room,

but then the challenge is a lot of the time like, is this just infuriating to listen to at home? Yeah, yeah. So hopefully, well, hopefully Tommy and his little podcast scissors have scrubbed this up very nicely. And it'll be an absolute delight. And you guys will be getting on social media going, I don't even know what you're talking about. It sounds like it's the best live episode we've ever heard.

And fuck, I don't know if you've checked, but fucking hell, I hope it's been recorded properly for once. It has been. Wow. Uh-oh. No, it has been. Oh, okay. I've skimmed through it. I've got to sit down and prop.

You know me. I'm like a bit superstitious in the way that like I don't like to go, oh, it's fine because in my mind I'm then creating a scenario where what will happen is my laptop blows up and I lose the file. Do you know what I mean? Like I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I've listened back to it and it sounds good. Okay.

But the only thing about that was they could not send me the file because the internet at the club was too slow. So I had to wait for them to post me a USB with the files on it. Oh, God. So that was four days of me waiting for a package from Perth going, yeah, and then what happens when I get the USB? Is it like what a long wait to find that the file is just fucked and unusable. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. going, yeah, and then what happens when I get the USB? Is it like, what a long wait to find that the file is just fucked and unusable.

Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. But yeah. And what if we then tried to recreate, you know, my announcement and stuff like that again? Well, I was actually thinking like, I bet this recording doesn't work because what's more perfect than that?

You dropping a bombshell and then the recording just going into the ether. Yeah. And what do we do? We just have to do another one where you do the announcement again. I have to wait until like the Canberra one or the – The Orphan's Christmas. Yeah.

I have to wait until the Canberra one where the kid will already have been born. Yeah. So you get to live your dream. Yes. Awesome. So let's scrub this episode. Yes. December the 23rd in Melbourne,

we are doing our Orphan's Christmas show that we did a couple of years ago. It's a live podcast. Are we doing the same one again, are we? Yeah, yeah. We're just going to read it all out bit for bit, and all those people have to come back. So Dilwook was on it. Sorry, Dilwook, I know you were planning to go back to Sri Lanka

for Christmas this year, but duty calls. Can we get someone else to do the voice? I'll put my hand up if I have to. So that's going to be heaps of fun. Like I said at the top of the show, we put that on sale just a few short days ago and it's already like over two-thirds full or something. People are really lapping those tickets up.

So get involved in that. It was heaps of fun last time we did it. Yeah, good little alternative for that time of the year for a lot of people. And that's in Melbourne. I know a lot of people who go away and that's fine. You're not going to be coming. But I know a lot of people who come back to Melbourne for Christmas. So that's up there, Ali, including, as we mentioned on this episode,

which maybe in hindsight got a little bit sort of forgotten, but the website, TommyDaslow.com. Yes. Which is still up, I presume. little bit sort of forgotten. But the website, TommyDaslow.com. Yes. Which is still up, I presume. I haven't checked it. TommyDaslow.com.au is the one that you bought. I bought. Now, the magician behind that, who did all that within less than a couple of hours.

Yeah, right. Was our webmaster, Joel Goodman. It's like the architect from The Matrix. Yeah. Who runs auxiliary design up in far north Queensland. And he did all that very quickly. He actually said to me, he did it whilst nursing his baby. That's pretty cool.

He did it on his phone. How the fuck do you design a website on your phone with a baby in your arm? Yeah. So anyway, he did that very quickly and we're very much appreciative. So guys, if you've got a website, quick website, especially if you need something quick maybe, maybe I shouldn't say that about him, but yeah. I think he'll hate that. Yeah.

If he can do it with nursing a baby, surely he can do it for anyone. I like how he's frequently too busy to do a lot of the real stuff that we want him to do, but he can knock up a prank website no matter what. That's not true. He does all of our stuff very quickly. He does great stuff. Yeah, yeah. He does our stuff very quickly and very nicely, obviously.

And as we were talking about on this episode, I took off to Thailand with Milan. And then when I came back, I went too far north Queensland. And I very surprisingly found out that I was holidaying just near where he lives. So we caught up and had a beer. In Joel territory. Yeah, in Joel town. Which is odd.

I'm like, all right, cool, come and have a beer. Great, this is great. He's done all this work for us before and he'd just done that one that was a great fun for that episode. And it's like, cool, I'll meet you out and we'll go to the pub and we get out there and he's like oh yeah i don't drink anymore and so it's just me knocking back drinks in front of him like hang around he's like his wife's like come home like nah stick around for one more one more that i'm drinking yeah what did your wife think of you pissing off on her on your pregnant wife to go

hang out with your webmaster. She was okay with it, actually. Okay, okay. I mean, we're staying together 24-7. For sure, yeah, yeah. We're not, you know, and she actually liked it because I was like, oh, do you want to come with us? It's going to be walking up the street and it's like fucking 35 degrees. She's like, I absolutely, if I can, can I stay in the pool?

Yeah. Yes, sure. Great. So she loved it. Having said that, I probably stayed out longer than she thought I was going to stay out. I think my plan was to go for one or two drinks, but anyway. Yeah, so hey, hit up Joel. Joel should make some sort of signature on our website that just has a link.

I think he does. I'm pretty sure it does down the bottom. Right. It's got a little designed by thingy. Well, like we do, you don't have to live up in far north Queensland to use his services. So, you know, wherever you live, I'd love to think that he's got a bit of business. Yeah.

A lot of web guys insist on coming to your house to design the website for you. Yeah. You don't need that anymore. It'd be great to think that he got a bit of business off doing work for us. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Help him out. Yeah, he's great. He's really great. He'll do a great job. He's done a bit of business off doing work for us. For sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Help him out. Yeah, he's great.

He's really great. He'll do a great job. He's done a great job on all our stuff. Yeah, go to his website. He's in a band up there and he does a lot of band posters and stuff. He actually does some really cool stuff. Oh, cool. At the very least, it's worth a look of his website.

So go and do that. But yes, Orphan's Christmas, December 23rd. Yeah, I just realized we've been quite offensive, Carl, in putting out the posters and the details by using Christmas instead of holiday special. Oh, right. It should have been more non-denominational. But Orphan's Ramadan, Orphan's Hanukkah.

I'm sure there's others that I'm forgetting. But you do not need to be a Christian in order to attend our event. That's right. Listen to what he says. Or she. Whatever you are. Male or female orphans. Give us an email. Orphan or fet.

Or is she male? It's 2018 for a little bit. So then we've got more live stuff coming up down the pipe. You know when people say, hey, it's 2018. You can be like this. Is there any chance that in 2019 you can't be like that? Is it going back? I think that when people do that, they should keep using 2018 because it is very 2018.

Right. This is when it really, really got birthed to kind of go on like that. Right. So I think that, yeah, that should stay. Even in 2022, you can still disagree with things. It's like, come on, it's 2018. It's post-2018. So this is your 9-11, 2018.

I don't know if I'd go that far. It's a good thing, Carl. What, you're saying? Oh, okay. So, yes, March the 23rd, we're going to be up in Canberra. A lot of people up there clamouring for us to come back up. It's a Saturday afternoon. We will be part of the Canberra Comedy Festival,

so lots of great guests around from there for us to pluck from. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Yeah, get a ticket. It's on sale now. Love those shows where we don't have to fucking fly anyone up or anything like that. Heaven, heaven. Or use any of those fucking locals. Jesus's on sale now. Love those shows where we don't have to fucking fly anyone up or anything like that. Heaven.

Or use any of those fucking locals. Jesus Christ. Yuck. And I am also doing my solo show that night at 9pm. My show Balding Cherub, which, yes, you can come to both of those things in Canberra. And then we have a big run of stuff in Melbourne. All the super passes and stuff are on sale. Yep, get on that.

Super passes mean that you can go to all of them and save yourself a little bit of money. We've got that late night show. If you go to our website, you'll see all the details. And, of course, we've got the drunk cast. All the rules are pretty readily available on our website of how that all works. If you want to come to your first ever drunk cast, you're basically guaranteed if you get yourself a super pass. And then you've got to pay like five bucks to get in. I think that's about it.

Five buck donation. Yeah. So look, all the rules. We're going to be talking about this for a long time to come. So get through it briefly. Guys, I've just been in Thailand just overseeing the construction, everything for the Koh Samui International Podcast Fest. Yes.

The big dome that we're having built on Koh Samui, World Cup style. Yep. Just fucking, just making sure that it's left in ruin when we finish. Yeah. Now that, because Koh Samui did win the tender for the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival this year. Yeah, right. So they've had to build all the stadia.

Yeah. And it's going quite well. That's good. Do you reckon it'll be ready for June next year? Probably not, but we'll do it anyway. Okay, great. Quite a few people, quite a few lowly paid migrants have died, which is a good sign.

Excellent, yeah. Because that's what happens at World Cups. Oh, save it. So it makes us look professional, if nothing else. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So everything's going to plan there. Guys, now, hey, this is just a reminder that we've announced this before, but I think people need to remember that we have got that deal

at the beautiful Ozo Chuing Resort, a very discounted rate. If you go to their website and use the term, the password podcast19, you need to do that and you get a big discount. Now, there is a cut off for that and it's mid January so it's like January 15 or something like that

so you need to do that you need to go and do that before that lapses because then it will be less discounted there will still be a discount but there will be less of a discount

so this is the early bird discount totally until the end of Jan you need to get your mid Jan mid Jan you need to get your shit together and mid-jam you need to get your shit together um and get on i know it's christmas i know it's december uh all that sort of stuff but

hey if you if you need a christmas present you know might be a thing where you uh ask your partner hey you know instead of getting us ourselves uh presents each presence yeah how about we do this instead get your shit together instead of giving me that once a year anal let's go to kosamui totally that's what i said to once a year anal, let's go to Koh Samui. Totally. That's what I said to my wife. So get onto that. Go to the website. It's littledumbdumbclub.com slash Koh Samui where you will find all the details of all that sort of stuff, the dates.

And also you'll find the email address of the young talented travel agent that we talked to during this show. Yes. Keishon, who we talked about. Just another thing that got thrown by the wayside of my memory after the last 10 minutes of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy, we literally had a travel agent within the show

with his banner up and brochures. And one stage he was throwing a Bali brochure at me on stage. That's right. Yeah. That was a good bit. Yeah. So get onto that. It's got his email address. I won't read it out here brochure at me on stage. That's right. That was a good bit. Yeah. So get onto that. It's got his email address.

I won't read it out here. You can just go there. So yeah, if you want to do – that's for flights and stuff, obviously, because you need to book direct basically through the OZO, through Amari, to get that Podcast 19 password to work. Deal, yeah. But if you're one of those people that – Travel insurance.

Yeah, haven't traveled much and you need a bit of surety. Also, he'll do you a good deal, all that sort of stuff, and it slightly helps us out, I believe, as well. And also, he's a listener of the show. Yeah. So he gets to show off at work and make a few extra sales and, yeah, help some brothers out. Yeah.

So do all that. All the details are there at our website. All the details of all those shows we're talking about at our website so get onto that if you've got any questions which people fucking always do feel free to send it to us to send it to us or me or whatever fucking takes doesn't matter how many how in depth we go in this bit of the show there's still always questions yeah also you can now do that uh discount all round. You can have a discount at the OZO all year round. Yeah. So all the details of that will be there.

As we speak, there are two separate listeners of the show at the OZO. Great. Which is very funny. There's also now you can buy your tickets for the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival through our site. They have gone on sale. So if you're someone who's got your comm, got your flights all sorted, that's the last piece of the puzzle you need to sort out. Those are now on our website.

Yes, those are the tickets for the show to cover the cost of all that stuff and get your little wristband and all that kind of crap. But yeah, those are now available on the site as well. All right. Okay. That'll do for all that stuff this week, I think. That's a lot.

That is a lot. We're back into the realm of having heaps of plugs to talk about yeah yeah sorry guys um we'll try and do it as economically as we can every week but uh hey you buy the tickets we won't we won't do the plugs anymore exactly oh my comedy festival show is on sale i want to plug that get a ticket to that okay easy done i just did it oh wow you're gonna come yeah you bought a ticket yeah man i like to support the arts. Oh, man. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah.

Front row, first night. Front row, first night. Yeah. I bought the whole front row. Can you – oh, no. It's happening after the kid. I was going to say you could have brought your wife and have another solo show of mine that she walks in because she's going to spew.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's an old reference. That's from six years ago or something. Fuck. It's a very long time ago. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's an old reference. That's from six years ago or something. It's a very long time ago. Yeah, yeah. She came to your show once and she had to leave halfway through because she was very sick.

Yes. Yes. And happened to be sitting in the one bit of the room where I could see who it was and what was happening. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. That was your little cancer show. So, anyway.

She was doing a bit of an impression of the effects of chemotherapy. Yes. Totally. Speaking of that, nothing to do with that. Hey, thanks to everyone that joined up to us on patreon.com slash little dum-dum club. What you do is you keep the show alive. You are a patron of The Arts yourself. Yep.

Thank you for doing that. There's many of you that do it. Always happy to get more on board. And we try and make it as easy for you to get on board as possible by giving you rewards. We do a magazine every month. We do an extra podcast every month. That's what everyone wants, more content. Yep.

You guys are insatiable in your hunt for extra content. So that's what we give to you. We now have a little private Facebook group that is only for people that subscribe on Patreon. We have a general plebs one. Yeah. People aware of the little dum-dum club where, you know, we just sort of feed the chickens

fucking bit of pellets, but in this new. What are the chickens getting in the new one? Oh, man, they're getting steak. Big pellets. Steak. Chickens are eating steak in our cool new group. I think that's pretty bad for chickens, I believe. Very appropriate.

It's not going down well. People are acting like my wife in one of your comedy festivals. Very good. So there's a bit of that as well. People are acting like my wife in one of your comedy festivals. Very good. So there's a bit of that as well. So there's heaps of reasons to join up, apart from just the goodness of your heart. Yep, yep. And also what you do, of course,

is you put yourself in the running of having your little name read out on this very show. This is the original bit of Patreon content, not just for us but of everyone. You know, before there was doing extra episodes and fucking, you know, all these if we hit this goal, we'll do this. There was this. There was your name being fucking read out or put in the credits of something.

This is what it's all about, folks. This is the foundation of this great industry that we are in. What I like about this is the politics of having people's names being read out where, you know, in the early days of this segment, we would just sort of read people's name out and thank them. And then it evolved into us, I don't know, calling them cunts and stuff like that or whatever it is. And then it evolved into just like, oh,

this reminds me of something that happened in grade three. Yes. So someone put a thread in that new group the other day where they were like, oh, have you had your name read out and what what happened when it happened and people are telling stories where i forgot about some stupid riffs were going on and i was like fuck we're funny and some people just like oh my shit they don't even call me a cunt or anything like oh sorry we just read your name out on your favorite podcast and said thank you very much this is the world we're in yeah yeah it's a bizarre

it's a bizarre little ecosystem we've created someone said to me the other day someone messaged me on instagram to say ah you fell for my fake name that i that i put in you didn't know it was a fake name i'm like yeah it's just a it's just a name that it's just a fake like why would it have stuck out yeah it's someone i don't even really know it's not mr up last name your ass i like how you said mr up and then there was a pause while you thought of now what's what's something that something could go on no no i just wanted i didn't want to blend in too quick so you could i'm trying to help you follow the joke because Oh, right, because I am very, very slow. Yes. Yeah. Traditionally. So it was just like a normal name, was it? It was just like whatever.

It was like a – but it was a reference from something that I don't get. They're like, you didn't even pick up that it's from that thing from 10 years ago. And I'm like, no, I didn't. But it's just like, again, it's like a Mr. – it's not like if it was Mr. Incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be like, well, I feel dumb for not knowing it's from that movie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, good one for wasting your fucking chance.

Got us. Yeah. Felt like you got one over on me, but guess what? I got on the mic this week and I've struck back. Yeah. Don't mess with us, guys. We've always got the final word. So fuck you, whoever that was that we don't even remember.

Can't wait to hear back from this one. Well, it could be anyone uh all right all right well uh we have fired up the uh untitled uh the unplanned title alternator the uta yep the thing that we load all the all the names into as soon as you as soon as you start subscribing your name gets instantly entered into the archive of all the names that subscribe and become patrons of this show. Yep. So what we do, if this is your first time listening, we read one out a week. If we've got more time, we read a couple out.

If we've got more time, we read a couple more out. Just governed by the clock. We're like me having that timer set at the Perth gig. Right. Yeah, right. So if I've got any – you know what? We'll do it the the same way we'll do four this week randomly yeah we'll just do four yeah but if there's any bombshells yeah we'll see if i can fit in a fit okay great yeah if there's anything i can't imagine that happening we've already taken up far too much time who knows

did you know before we recorded this episode, this live episode, you didn't know, did you? But then that bombshell came out at the end. That's true. You never know what's going to happen. That's true. I had a hunch, but we'll save it for the ep. Okay.

All right. Thank you to Patreon subscriber Rian LeBroy. Rian LeBroy. R-I-A-N. I think that's Ryan, isn't it? Is it? I reckon that's Ryan. Ryan LeBroy. Ryan LeBroy. R-I-A-N. I think that's Ryan, isn't it? Is it? I reckon that's Ryan. Ryan LeBroy.

Because I'm pretty sure, not that you would know this, but the Star Wars guy, I'm pretty sure his name is spelled that way, the guy who directed the last one. Jesus Christ. He directed Looper as well. Yuck. He directed Looper as well. Have you seen Looper? No.

Looper's really good. You'd like Looper. It's good. Yeah. You know what? Don't let the fact that that then got him a job directing Star Wars, you know, put you off. I'd love to be able to say that won't affect me. Star Wars.

More like Star Bores. Very, very good. Thank you. Very good. Mad Magazine, if you're listening. I am available. Ryan. Okay.

Well, let's say Ryan. They're sitting there going like, God, we've never done Star Wars because we just couldn't think of a funny one. But now that this guy's made us see the error of our ways. Fuck, what have we been doing for the last 40 years? Ryan, what was it? You've tarnished this fucking guy. This guy, I was like, I like this name and now I fucking don't like it.

What was the same name? LeBroy. LeBroy. L-A-B-R-O-O-Y. LeBroy. Ooh, double O. Yeah. LeBroy.

I'm going to say LeBroy. LeBroy makes more sense. Yeah. But LeBroy is more fun to say. Okay. LeBroy. Ryan LeBroy. And hey, he's a long-time subscriber of this show.

Really? Long-time patron of this show. Excellent stuff. As it's come up. He may have been waiting a while. He may have even complained about it. Who knows? Probably.

Who knows? Who's to say? I mean, people generally do that after about two days of subscribing. Yes, yes. So odds are. I like any surname that's got Le in it. I'd love to be Tommy Ladassolo. It would be fucking great.

But it's not even that thing where it's like Le, and then you get to start again with the capital letter. So it's like Ladassolo. It's L-A capital D. This is just built into it. Le Broi. So it's not even the French Broi. It's just Le Broi.

It's just one thing. Yeah, okay. That is a little better. It's better. No, sorry. A little bit just le broi. It's just one thing. Yeah, okay. That is a little better. It's better. No, sorry. A little bit not as good. I just forgot what those words all are.

We haven't done a podcast for a while. We're relearning our language. Ryan, well, I'm sorry that you had to get your name tarnished with the stench of Star Wars. I don't really like it. I don't like Star Wars. First I'm hearing of this. Yeah. Still, promise me you won't let this affect your ability to watch Looper.

Because I think you would like it. It's a really, really good film. Guys, get on the Facebook pages and hound this guy into watching Looper. You know what? I bought a copy of Looper once and then I never – Wow, the plot thickens. And then I never watched it. Wow, the plot thickens. And then I never watched it. So you've got it on DVD?

No, I think it got lost somewhere along the way. Fucking hell. Yeah. You haven't moved house in like five years. What are you talking about? I moved house two years ago. Oh, so it got lost in the move? Yeah.

Well, I haven't seen it. Maybe it's somewhere. Okay. Interesting. I think there's still boxes I haven't looked at from two moves ago yeah okay so i've got a bit of that at the moment i i've got boxes that i had from two moves ago that i then i didn't have a house for like a week or something so i stored everything in my then girlfriend's parents house and then i was like you know i just left it there and never went to

pick it up or anything and very good yeah and then when then found out over the course of time oh yeah like my my then girlfriend was like saying oh yeah my my dad you know anytime something sits still for like two seconds he just chucks it out oh yeah good to know and she's just like yeah she's he's chucked out heaps of stuff of mine that i desperately oh really all your copies of action comics number one that are worth yeah hundreds of thousands of dollars he just looks at something and if it's been there for too long like for a couple of weeks it's like oh that deserves to be chucked out what are you talking about that's a that's a flat screen tv and it's original packaging that's it's original packaging so it's worth more yeah yeah totally so hang on are you how long into the relationship were you when you put this on a partner's parents?

Because that is a big ask. Yeah, but he's got a big shed. He had like two sheds. Answer the question. One week. No, no, no. This would have been like five. The way you got defensive about it makes me think it was very short.

No, no, no. Like five years, I reckon. Five years. Okay. Wait, this isn't your now wife? Yes. Oh, really? Okay, okay. Wait, this isn't your now wife? Yes. Oh, really? Okay, right.

Yes, sorry. By saying my then girlfriend, because she's not my girlfriend anymore. She's my wife now. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So, yeah, I got a feeling that, you know, once you put stuff into boxes and then you don't get it out of boxes. People say you've got to take it out of the box within a year

or you might as well piff it because you're not going to use it again. Yes. Well, I got the feeling that's been taken care of for – So what sort of stuff was there that you wanted? It'd be just heaps of books and stuff like that. Just Rolodex with other girls' phone numbers in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like really cool old pornos.

Yeah, stuff like that. So the two main men in her life, he waits no amount of time before throwing shit in the bin. You wait heaps of time before asking her to marry you. So there's like, she's just operating on these two extremes of how time should operate. Yes. It's very interesting. Yes.

What's she like with like punctuality and procrastination and stuff? You know, where does her timing fall on things well it's a real mix it's a real mix i think you know like anyone you know everyone's different but she's she's generally pretty good with everything okay i think so i think she's pretty good with everything she's yeah okay trying to think of any funny examples i don't really have any well there's the great one Where like the first date That you went on Where she just like

An hour was late or whatever Yeah yeah yeah That's good That was very bad Yeah Yeah yeah I can't believe we survived that Yeah

But no she's She's pretty Pretty organised She organised most of the holiday We just went on So She's currently organising A baby inside herself

I had a contribution But she's sort of But your work here is done She's taken it from me Yeah yeah yeah She's done mostising a baby inside herself I had a contribution But your work here is done She's taken it from me She's done most of the work since then You can just clock off for nine months Yeah Thanks Ryan LeBroy Thanks Ryan

Thank you to Patreon subscriber Christopher McDonald Old McDonald had a few extra bucks to chip in on Patreon E-I-E-O Patreon Okay Yep Yep extra bucks to chip in on Patreon. Ah. E-I-E-O. Patreon. Okay. Yep. Yep.

He. He. E-I-E-I. E-I-E-I-O-U. Yeah. He. E-I-E-I owes us money every month. Yeah.

There you go. Yeah. Christopher McDonald, wasn't that the name of the actor of Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore? That name does sound familiar. I believe it. Yeah. I believe. I'm looking it up now.

Get Googling. This is how things work, man. Yeah. I've got the internet at my fingertips. Absolutely happy for my Wi-Fi to be used for this purpose. Oh, thanks, man. Christopher McG... Yes, it's him. It is him? Yeah yeah judah mcgavin yeah is this actually him

donating on patreon well surely using some of those happy gilmore residuals to chip into the patreon exactly and they're two pretty rare names christopher and mcdonald so i can't see how it could be someone else anytime you see happy gilmore coming up on channel seven you can be rest assured that the money that's going from that airing is going straight into our coffers. A couple of cents from that movie, a couple of cents of the fee that he got from Grease 2. Oh, he's in Grease 2?

Yeah, a couple of cents of the fee he got from Thelma and Louise. Okay. Requiem for a Dream, I don't remember. Oh, wow. Was that him copping a dildo in the arse in that one? I can't remember. I didn't just bring it out for air. That's pretty – you know, you mocked me when I said it could be the real guy.

But, you know, really, I mean, we're hot off the back of Peter Wilson listening to the show. Oh, yeah. You know, the sky's the limit. The lady from The Femme Nikita, the guy from Happy Gilmore, you know, maybe that's the kind of guy she's rubbing shoulders with in Hollywood and maybe that's the kind of guy she's telling that he should listen and support the show.

Exactly. Speaking of what we're going to be talking on the next episode, we talk a bit more about the events that have been leading up to an upcoming father. Yep. Some Peter Wilson news as well. Yeah. We'll get into that next next episode i won't i

won't i won't talk about in here where uh you know we need we need people to be uh people just want to hear random names in this segment talking dum-dum is too good for that kind of yeah exactly this is the better show that's sort of boring news we need we need all the essence of reading out of a phone book for the segment that's what people want it gets in the way fucking hell kristen mcdonald he's one of these guys like an Eric Roberts where he just makes 16 movies a year of all stuff you've never fucking heard of. Is he still going? Is he still active?

Really? Well active, yeah. Damn. Just some of the upcoming movies that aren't out yet include Joyful, Abruptio, Blind Psychosis, Stand at Paxton County, Walking with Herb, Backtrace. Would you ever watch anything that ever had the names of those? No.

I do love when that is on someone's IMDb or Wikipedia, like the stuff that's not yet out. Who gives a fuck? That's not part of your filmography yet if it hasn't been in cinemas. It's like this thing's nine months away from being out. Who the fuck cares? Well, something that doesn't – you know, when it says, oh, like, in post-production or completed,

it'll say that in brackets because it's not quite out yet. The Untitled Miami Project, a TV movie, that's coming, that's made in 2017, but I wonder if they stuck with that name because it appears to be out. Yeah. But. Where's, you know, where's Sandler? You know, why isn't he helping this guy out?

Why isn't he getting old Christopher McDonald in more recent stuff? Get him in some of those big budget Netflix movies you're doing Yeah, he's got a bit of a loyal sort of crew of actors Yeah, Christopher McDonald didn't make the cut Is there a more memorable character in an Adam Sandler movie than Tudor McGavin? Good question. Very good question. Maybe Rob Schneider's character in The Waterboy,

the guy who's in all the crowd scenes saying you can do it, just because that was so heavily quoted for years to come. Because that was a big catchphrase bit. But he barely classifies as a character, I would say. Well, you would say, what's that guy's name? And you wouldn't know. Yeah, exactly. Okay, yeah.

Supporting character who everyone knows the name of. Yeah, what are the other Sandler hits? Like Big Daddy, Billy Madison. Yeah, you're right. I think he'd be the biggest. He'd have to be number one. Yeah. Him or the dog from Little Nicky.

No, no. No, I think he's head and shoulders. He's number one. He's easily number one. He's number one. He's a scene stealer. He's a scene stealer and he's like, when people quote Happy Gilmore, a lot of what they're quoting is him or certainly exchanges with him in it. And the fact that you, anyone who's seen that movie,

even if it's been a while, you could recall his character's name off the top of your head. Yes. That's huge. I think, well, for people that go, you can do it. If you'd played more golf, you probably would think the same of this guy where you're on a golf course and people are going, shooter, or whatever. Sure, sure, sure.

And I will say, you can do it has really fallen off in probably the last few years. It really fell off in my head about the second time I heard it. It got replaced by Anchorman as a heavily quoted comedy thing. Yeah, as favourite comedy by AFL football players or whatever. Yes, you're right. So anyway, thanks

Christopher. I look forward to catching up with your new TV series, Robert Riggle's Ski Master Academy where you play Jim Baseman. That sounds like shit. And I've got to say, I ate pieces of shit like that for breakfast. Yep.

Thanks, Chris. I just want to keep looking at the stuff he's done. Fuck, he works. Not only has he got money to give to us, he is doing multiple movies, TV series every year. That's huge. Fuck, I'm surprised I never... And there's been nothing I've heard of in the last 10 years that he's been in.

Including the TV movie in which he played Principal Brennigan. The TV movie called Lemonade Mouth. Never seen that? No, I love this guy. Yeah, he's... I'm going to do a Christopher McDonald movie marathon. Are you? Yeah.

I'm just going to watch Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore five times a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you could watch Summerhood where he played, according to IMDb, the arse director. This guy's stealing my thing. Oh, wow. He played in the – straight to video, American Pie presents Beta House. He played Mr. Stifler. Oh, wow. He played in the, straight to video, American Pie Presents Beta House, he played Mr. Stifler. Oh, okay. Interesting.

Yeah. He played Joe DiMaggio in The Bronx is Burning. Okay. He played Marty Shoemaker in Kickin' It, Old School. Oh, are you up to this? He was in The Sopranos. No. Who is he in The Sopranos? He played Eddie Dunn. Huh. Hmm. Eddie Dunn? Yeah. Hmm. Eddie Dunn?

Yeah. I don't know if Google Image services. Wow, we've found a way to make reading out of the phone book less interesting. Yeah. Fixating on one, finding their namesake on IMDB, and reading out all the stuff. Eddie Gunn, Sopranos. Where is this guy?

I can't fucking. Oh, what? No, I don't know. I can't fucking... Oh, what? No, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not up to that. But I'll keep an eye out. Oh, he was in... Oh, I forgot he was a regular in the TV,

in the Kirstie Alley TV series, Veronica's Closet. That's right. I legitimately used to love that show. Right, right. Oh, there you go. He was in Dirty Work, the Norm Macdonald movie. Okay, yep. Now, that is something I should go back and watch because I think we're both big Norm

Macdonald fans, I would say. Yep. I'm reading his book at the moment. Yes, I've read a copy of your book. Which I lent to you and I was reading it the other day and a makeshift bookmark fell out. Oh, really? And blow me down if it isn't a fucking menu from a bookmark fell out. Oh, really? And blow me down if it isn't a fucking menu from a Thai Airways flight.

Oh, really? Can I have a look? Yeah. Great. That's great. It's like in bed and this thing fell out of one of the pages.

I'm like, the fuck's this? And couldn't make heads or tails of it. I'm like, where the fuck would this have come from? Great.

Then I remembered that I lent it to you. Thanks, Shooter. Thanks, Shooter. Thanks, Shooter. I wonder if this guy, let us know, Christopher McDonald, if you've got that nickname as well,

from surely from school or something. From people being like, oh, that's the actor who played. Yeah, fuck, that's rare. Highly unlikely. Unlikely, isn't it? Massively, massively unlikely. Because for a famous character,

fuck all people would know that actor's name. At school. So school kids are scouring the credits of Happy Gilmore. Yeah. There's no way. Hey. There's no way. Tony Martin was a school kid once.

True. True. Yep. Happy to be proven wrong, Chris. Let us know. Happy Gilmore to be proven wrong. Thanks, Chris. Thank you, Patreon subscriber. Bronte Black.

Bronte Black? Yeah. B-B. Now, that's how you pronounce it. B-R-O-N-T-E? Yep. Bronte. Bronte.

Is that a boy or a girl's name? I think... And let me remind you, it's 2018. Not for long, baby. I reckon it's most commonly a girl's name, I would say, if I had to guess. Right. I think. What are you going to do?

What are you Googling now? Nothing. Nothing. I'm just – I'm not Googling anything. Oh, okay. I'm just – You're looking around the other side of the unplanned title alternative to see if there's any other information there?

Yeah. Okay. Because it's got screens kind of all around it and it's always a bit random about where the information – on which side of it the information is going to appear. Man, I'm such a professional for this show. I'm already working on next week's show. Okay, right.

You're already looking stuff up. In between riffs, I'm doing stuff for next week's show. Okay, great, great. That's all, yeah. So, yeah, Bronte. Bronte, that's a – it feels like a girl's a... It feels like a girl's name. It feels like a girl's name. Don't you think?

It just feels like a girl's name? Well, it's like, you know... That's what you feel? Yeah. Okay. It's like it feels like 16 degrees out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same sort of thing.

I wonder what it is out there. Should we make this... We've done the fine book. We've done IMDB. Should we just... Let's do some weather. Yeah. All right.

I'm going to check in on the weather. All right. I'll say... I'll say... weather. Yeah. All right. I'm going to check in on the weather. All right. I'll say 18. Oh, 19. Oh, shit. Damn. That's good, though.

Thanks, man. I'm currently Googling, is Bronte a girl's name? Okay. And the answer is, it's a girl's name. It is a girl's name. It is a girl's name. Yeah, that's what I thought. It's of Greek origin meaning thunder. Ah, I didn't know that.

Thank you for your thunderous donation. I would not have guessed Greek was the origin of that. Having said that, I don't know what I would have guessed, but yeah, I wouldn't have picked Greek. Yep. BB. Yeah. Not a fan.

Not a fan of it. Not a fan. Not a fan of it. I do like Bronte, and I do like, what's the surname again? Black. Black. You do like black? It is.

Hey, once you go black. Yeah, maybe I'd have to make an exception for this one because this one I do like. It's not bad, is it? It's cool sounding. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Well, that reminds me. Nick Cody, I don't know if – sorry to break it to you if you don't know,

but he's got a child recently. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. If you've been off Instagram for the last two years. Okay, right. I think that's where he started going on about it. Wow, he sat on this for longer than you did. I know.

Yeah. I know. He's a real – I'm a real extrovert compared to him, totally. He's got a bit of that action with his kid. I know. He's a real – I'm a real extrovert compared to him. Totally. He's got a bit of that action with his kid. I know. Charlie Cody. I know.

What do you think about that? Not into it, but I will – but it almost doesn't count if it's a different sound. I don't mind that reason. You almost get away with it. Chir and ker. Yeah. Yeah. I'll accept that.

So as long as I just never see it written down. Yeah. Then I'm fine. If you walk around and Cody's kid's got a name tag on him. Yes. A full name tag. Kicking it down the stairs. Oh, fuck.

I hope that doesn't happen. That's bad. Even if I didn't know the father, that would be bad. Yeah. Fuck. God, imagine the Instagram post that he'd do after I kick his son down the stairs. God, imagine the Instagram post that he'd do after I kick his son down the stairs. Well, then, of course, you'd see the boomerang of him going back up the stairs,

so it'd be fine. Not much of a mini weapon now, are you? Tell you what, that could be frothing at the mouth. Oh, we've managed to bag our very good mate again. What? It's just like UFC, that thing that you love. I broke all of his bones. It's a tribute to you, the father, my friend.

Hey, Cody. Woo! Hey, Cody. We've got to start insulting guests that don't listen to the show. We've only got a few guests that actually listen to the show. Yeah, but then it's not fun. Oh, yeah, you're right. I don't mind.

I'm not fussy. Whoever. Thanks, Bronte. Thanks, Bronte. And good luck in the Melbourne Cup next year. I feel like that should be... It sounds like a racehorse. It does sound like a racehorse, yeah. Bronte Black.

Bronte Black. Thank you to Patreon subscriber. This is the last one, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is number four, the last one. Number four this week. Thank you to Patreon subscriber, Justin Paul Sammons. Oh, yes.

A lot to work with here. A lot to work with here. What are you thinking here? Justin Paul Sammons. Yeah. So, first question, hyphenated? Hyphenated first name, yes. John, oh, so John Paul –

Justin Paul. Sorry, Justin Paul Sammons. Yes. Interesting. That's thrown me off. Very interesting, isn't it? That's really thrown me off. Because you understand the hyphenated surname because it's like, right,

well, you've got two parents. They both want their names in. Yeah, yeah. But this one, make your fucking mind up, idiot. I want it to have my dad's name in there as well. Yeah. Yeah. I want it to have my dad's name in there as well.

Yeah. Yeah. I want, look, my favourite musicians are Justin Timberlake and Paul McCartney and Don't Make Me Choose. Right, and this is an unborn baby saying this. Sam and Swole, I mean, he's definitely swimming upstream to get to our bank account. That's what he's doing there. Well, it's not smelt like that, but that's fine. No, but it's very acceptable.

S-A-M-M-O-N-S. It's just a fucking NQR, not quite right version of Simmons. Everything that's going on here, no offense, is fucked. Yeah, this guy's not – listen, Justin Paul, I know you didn't name yourself, or if you did, you are truly a fucking idiot. Yes. This is going to be a guy who all the people in our Patreon group who are like, you know, all they did was say thank you to me,

they're going to be jealous of this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, why is he getting all the good stuff? This guy does not get to make that complaint, right? Yeah. So, yeah. Stupid, stupid cunt that he is. At least stupid sounding cunt. I don't know the guy personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah so yeah stupid stupid cunt that he is at least stupid sounding cunt i don't know the guy personally yeah yeah yeah but if i i would love it if uh like like someone else i know they

changed their own name later in life and so this guy's name is you know john parkinson and all of a sudden he's gone no no no i choose to be called justin paul sammons like what the fuck oh by the way uh we talked last week on the show with tony martin about how um on my imdb profile there's all this there's this like random trivia on there about me about how i'm four i'm a four foot tall woman yeah and uh my dad was saying that he was looking me up the other day for some reason and he found on my wikipedia it has there that my middle name is carl woman yeah and uh my dad was saying that he was looking me up the other day for some reason and he found on my wikipedia it has there that my middle name is carl oh great and my dad was legitimately offended by that he was like can you get that changed let alone never mind the fact

that like i've actually disgraced the family by not using their name he was pissed off that the middle name that he picked out for me isn't in my wikipedia page i didn't know that yeah i didn't either until he mentioned it right that's very funny because i was like it's also going on there that i'm a ventriloquist dad and he's like i don't care about that i just don't want you having the middle name of car that's great yeah man we do this every now and then people do this but uh the top five uh the top five things that I looked at when they're Googling Tommy Daslow. Do you want to know what they are? In order.

Yeah. Tommy Daslow memes. Great. Tommy Daslow Twitter. Mm-hmm. Tommy Daslow girlfriend. Mm-hmm. Tommy Daslow cancer.

Yep. That's been in there for a while. I'm surprised I didn't get a bit more of a showing. It should be a bit higher. Yeah. It should be a bit – it should be higher than Girlfriend. Yeah. Quite frankly.

Well, it should be higher than memes. It should be higher than Twitter. Yeah. And Tommy, that's like G-Pad. Wow. So a G-Pad almost as prominent as my cancer. Wow. Yeah.

Hey, they can both kill you. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. Having Twitter on there is like that's so – I mean, just get on Twitter and search in there. That's so lazy. Tommy Dasso, born Thomas Carl also. That's great.

But then in the – the bit off to the side. Oh, the fact that it's in there is my birth name. Okay. I can see why that would annoy Dad. Oh, I do like that. That's very good. Yeah. There's a couple of little bits there that I quite like.

Career. Tommy Daslow has worked as a semi-professional stand-up comedian. That's pretty good. That's pretty fair. Yeah, it's very funny. Yeah, okay. Even semi is kind of boosting it up too much. And I love, I've talked about this before,

but I love the use of Wikipedia where they choose a picture for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the picture they've chosen for you on your Wikipedia page is just a picture of six of us in McDonald's. At Nick Cody's birthday. At Nick Cody's birthday when we did a live podcast, when we snuck into Richmond McDonald's. Yeah. So you've got Karen Cody, Nick Cody's mum.

Nick Cody's mum is in my. In your profile pic of Wikipedia. Yeah. We should, I should let her, let her know that. She'd be very interested to know that. She'd be very pleased. She'd probably put it on there. Yeah.

It's got your website. It's tommydasslow.com. Yeah. Which we need to change to.com.au, obviously. Oh, yeah. I wonder what's going to happen to my PayPal after this goes off. Oh, yeah. What did you get in the end?

You would have got at least 100 bucks or something. Well, I have a few different things that come through my PayPal, so I can't – let me have a look. It probably would have been something like $80 or something over the course of the night, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll have to check later.

I'll give it – you know what? I'll give an update on the – by the time we do the next episode, it will have been up there for a bit, so I can give an update then. Okay. I can go and actually work it out. All right. Well, that's the – oh actually work it out alright well that's the oh I was going to say that's the fourth

and final one but we you've got a bombshell there is a bomb there's just a late bit of late news someone has wow

interesting I don't know why there's there's prominence given to this this person but we've got a fifth one that I

I feel like it's just just come up yep like I said before I was doing some work for next week's episode. Okay. I'd already randomly hit the button for the first one for next week's episode. Ah.

But given what we've been talking about. This is very. This is timely. So I figure for once. Sure. Make an exception for once to a fifth one. I mean, I guess it goes against every impulse in my body, but I'm going to allow this. Yep.

Okay. Well, just given, you know, but I'm going to allow this. Yep. Okay. Well, just given something that we've talked about already. This is absolutely unprecedented. This is. Who could have seen this coming? Especially when I say this. Yeah. This is the second out of five subscribers this week.

Yep. This is the second person with the same name. Okay. As a character in an Adam Sandler film. Okay. Well, the first one didn't have the same name as a character. It was an actor. Hey, near enough is good enough.

So thank you to Patreon subscriber. Steve Buscemi. The Wedding Singer Comedy. So thank you. Thanks for that. Thank you, The Wedding Singer Comedy. That's fantastic. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. So $69 a month. $69 a month. In case you were interested. Wow. That's awesome. Thanks. Wow. Yeah. So $69 a month. $69 a month. In case you were interested. Wow. That's awesome. Thanks, Wedding Singer Comedy.

Yeah. So, wow. I mean. I hope I'm pronouncing that properly, by the way. I never knew that the film The Wedding Singer was part of the comedy family. But, I mean, it makes so much sense now. When I would get it from the video shop, it had that little sticker in the top right-hand corner that said comedy on it.

But I never put those two things together. That was a name tag. Right. I thought that was the genre. I didn't realise that that was part of a family tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fascinating. It's like when the person at the counter will have Jake on his name tag.

That DVD had his name tag. It's like when the person at the deli counter has a name tag that says Action Adventure. That would be a good last name. That would be the only good hyphenated last name. Your last name's Adventure and you call your kid Action. No, I want Action Adventure as a hyphenated last name. Okay, Carl Action Adventure. I've got no time for hyphenated last names,

but Action Adventure would be fucking great. You know what's good is the amount of fucked stuff that we do in our lives now. I had forgotten until I think yesterday or the day before that you've changed your name to Carl Comedy Chandler. Now, look, I have never announced that has actually happened. I am still doing that. Are you really still doing it?

Right. I will let you know. It's been on my to-do list all year. Honestly. It's been on my to-do list all year because there's quite a bit of paperwork. So I've got all the paperwork. Oh, right, right. I've like half filled it out and gone, oh, fuck.

Why is it so fucking hard to change my own name? Well, look, my only advice would be when you're setting up that spare room and putting that baby crib in it and everything, don't go and store all the paperwork at your wife's parents' place because it'll be chucked out within a day and then you'll have to go back to square one. Yeah. So, look, I'm glad that you brought that up

because it has literally been on my to-do list all year and this will push me to actually do it because it's piss-weak of me not to do it. This is like how it took you ages to put the goddamn license plates on your car yes it's almost as if you sort of don't want to do this because they're gonna have a detrimental effect on your life yes and also i didn't know any better it's almost as if i've got more important things to do than these fuck things what could be more important than your name and your car yeah they're key They're key cornerstones of a life well lived. Yeah.

All right. While I'm at it, fuck it, I'll change my last name to Action Adventure as well. Comedy Action Adventure. Well, you may as well then just go all the way and change your first name to Documentary as well. No, Porno. All right, guys, we've got to wrap this up. Adult. What about Adult? Adult. No, porno. All right, guys.

We've got to wrap this up. Adult. What about adult? Adult. Adult comedy action adventure. All right, guys. Thanks for listening. Thanks for supporting the show.

Fuck, this is a long, long episode. This was a very, very, very long one. This will probably be like two and a half hours or something. Jesus. Thanks, guys. Thank you for supporting the show. We will see you next week. Take care.

And until next time, see you, mate.