The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 536 - Nick Cody & Brett Blake

Episode Date: January 6, 2021

We're back on Zoom for an emergency recording as Karl self-isolates and awaits the results of a COVID-19 test. We also hear about NICK CODY's first night back on the booze in twelve months and BRETT BLAKE reviews a local Thai restaurant with Tommy. We also hear about getting on the beers with our favourite Scottish comedian, and the Talking Dum Dum boys break the exclusive results of the COVID test! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the Little Dum Dum Club, a brand new episode with guests Brett, Blake and Nick, Cody. We have some news in Talking Dum Dum about our quote-unquote upcoming live show in Perth. Perth people, if you've got tickets, yeah, hang around at the end of the show, have a listen to what's going on. Get your tickets out and stare at them as you listen to what we have to tell you at the end of the episode. As you open the door to walk out to the live Perth podcast, just don't hit pause. Listen to the rest of the episode first. This episode's good. Save it for the morning of January 24th and listen to it as you're walking to the Rosemount

Hotel. Yeah. But yes, we will be back in Talking Dumb Dumb to talk to you more. But until then, enjoy this new episode with Brett Blake and Nick Cody. Don't order your mains at the Rosemount quite yet. Hey, mates. Welcome once again into the Little Dumb Dumb Club for another week. Thank you very much for joining us.

My name is Tommy Dasolo and with me as always, the other half of the program, Carl Chandler. G'day dickheads. A bit of a delay. Slight delay. There's something happening. It feels a little bit different. It feels a little bit different and a little bit the same as well tommy what is happening here yeah it's a bit of history repeating well let's uh let's welcome first of all uh staring into me from a zoom window

let's welcome back friend of the show nick cody onto the podcast too hung over to drive thanks for having me guys and uh sitting next to me in the masturbatorium, you know him, you love him, it's Brett Blake. Yes. Yes. Brett COVID-free Blake. Yay.

Brett COVID-free Blake. We are living it up over here in East Melbourne. Interesting thing to bring up. Nick Gianopoulos is coming down in a little while. He's going to bring some of those weird fucking desserts that they ate and we're going to get stuck into them. It's going to be a ripper that they eat. It's your people. What are you talking about?

It's one of you. Be like, hey, Nonna, is that from me? My people are the Italians. That's the Greeks. Look, I don't own a map. I'll be honest with you. Here's two sheets of pastry with three kilos of honey poured on it. Delicious Greek dessert.

Thank you. Well, Tommy, I can't wait for him to bring down those desserts and for me to have some. Yeah, you are here with us. Wait, hang on. I've only just realised you're not in the same room as us at the moment. That's the thing. That's the thing that seemed a bit off.

It's a connection and it's such a high-definition screen on the laptop that I thought I was looking at the – I just thought you'd shrunk. I didn't realise that wasn't actually you in my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, sorry. I don't know if I brought this up before, Tommy, but I'm not there.

I'm not in your apartment. I'm actually at home. Right, right. Yeah, I'm not allowed out. I don't know if you follow the news, but there's a thing around called the coronavirus And I had to have a test for it today And so I've got to quarantine until we find out the results

So, good stuff Yeah, look, at least I've got a half-decent excuse Cody's just pissed and doesn't know how to fucking drive properly Yeah, but I make up for it with this Do you say coronavirus? Coronavirus! There you go. It's always good to get a sound

blast from your other podcast. Yeah, no, just some great shitty Morning FM breakfast fucking samples. Great. Thanks, Cody. You're not in the fucking Gold Coast doing radio now, mate, alright? So,

did St Vincent's Hospital tell you that they're not going to tell you whether or not you've, the result of your COVID test until you tell them that you got fucked up the ass by Nick Carr? Is that what we're waiting on to get the results in? Also, I'm scared doing this Zoom. I've read a lot of books

by Pete Evans. Is this transferable? I don't know. Like, is this a 5G tower? Put a mask on, you rat. I don't fucking want it. Blakey, you should be able to tell by the delay in my connection.

There is not any 5G happening on this anyway. So, no. You should be able to tell when I said I read a book by Pete Evans that I definitely didn't read a book, cunt.

Yeah. I don't like that you call memes books. But, um... Yeah. I don't like that you call memes books, but... Mate, there's more than two words, it's a book. Who's your favourite author? The Minions. I thought you've read the five Gs, Blakey, and that is five Grugs. Man, I never get that high.

Yeah, Grug's pretty complex. What is he? I don't like the look of him. I'm going to bash him. That's the Perth boy in Blake. He comes out. I don't know where he's from. I don't know what he's about. I'm threatened by him. You're dead, cunt. Grug got King hit

after seven beers. Grug learned a lesson. That's a new book. Bit of context. I'm in isolation at the moment because as lot of, as dozens of you out there that listen to this show have fucking hit me up, there was a bit of a, what do you call it? A bit of a. There's a new Grand Zero.

What would you say? No. Not that. I heard it definitely wasn't comedy at the Cooper's Inn. What venue was it? No. They're calling it Melbourne's Wet Market. The European Beer Cafe.

Yeah, Carl rooted a bat there. Carl just fucking raw dogged a bat at European. He skull fucked it. He 69'd it. It was really heavy. Look, that didn't happen. I gave a five-minute spot to a bat. That's what happened.

I shouldn't have given someone a chance that I hadn't seen before. I thought it would be a bit of diversity on the lineup. I thought an Asian bat. I thought this is only going to be good. By the way, when I heard one of Chandler's rooms was on the list, I put all of my money on spleen, so I was quite upset when it turned out to be that. No. There's a whole different range of diseases happening at that joint. It's just not this one.

Spleen's built up in the unity over the years. There's a whole different range of diseases happening at that joint. It's just not this one. Spleen spilled up at an inn over the years. Yeah, Spleen would have literally yelled out bingo if it hadn't got coronavirus in it. Can you swab a building? That's what I want to know. Yeah, if you see a bar lining up at the Alfred Hospital. I was going to say, it's probably the most sanitary place ever because there's that much alcohol spilled everywhere over that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. Just tons with rums and shit. Didn't it? At Sploone Bar in Melbourne, it took them ages to finish building the roof so that they could technically have the loophole and allow people to smoke inside the building. So, I mean, if they had just continued that, it would have been great.

It would have been an open-air venue, like no disease. But have we ever talked about that at Spleen? For anyone that's been to Melbourne or is in Melbourne and has been to comedy at Spleen on a Monday night, the old owner used to be quite dodgy, and he was like, oh, I need more. I'm losing people. When people walk out the door to have a smoke, they're not drinking,

and sometimes they go out to have a smoke, and they just leave. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to make the second story cigarette accessible. And so he went up there and we're like, is this a thing? And he put a pool table up there and he just sort of poked holes in the roof and was like, yeah, so that you can smoke up there now. And everyone's like, really? And he's like, yeah, absolutely. So everyone's smoking up there.

The cops walk in there the first day and go, this is absolutely illegal. You cannot smoke. You cannot smoke up here at all. I've been there many a time. That's where I used to drink when I first moved to Melbourne, and I remember seeing the police rock up to the front of the building and him more drunker than me, which is pretty hard, and the police at the front of him going,

why don't you fuck off? And that was the first fine he ever got without having a liquor license. Yeah, yeah. No, literally, the cops would come in and he'd go, why don't you suck my dick? Fuck off. And he'd always say it. And they're like, okay.

And they just went through the place and found 17 illegal things he was doing and went, okay, well, you've got chairs at the front. You're not supposed to have chairs at the front unless you're some sort of restaurant. They went out the back and there's a rat in the deep fryer that hasn't been used for 10 years. Here's one little problem we found.

Anyway, guys, the show's on Monday nights, 8pm. Great for the whole family. Come on down. Hey, Blakey, it's 8.30. My other venue's got coronavirus. Which one do you want, rat or corona? No. I'd like a bat or a rat one do you want? Rat or corona? No. I'd fuck a bat or a rat.

Yeah, rattle bat. I love the term cigarette accessible, just like the idea of someone in a wheelchair coming in and going, this is disgraceful, this is not an accessible venue, and just pointing at an ashtray and going, oh, isn't it? Ride that smoke trail up, baby. Yeah. Yeah, just saying to someone in a wheelchair, well, you shouldn't

probably be having a cigarette. It can cause gangrene of your foot, so you wouldn't want that. You wouldn't be able to... Oh, okay. Yeah, actually, fag away. Go for it. Can I just tell a cool story about him? I'm going to. You can delete it anyway, but I remember dating a girl at the Imperial, which is across the road. I used to work at the Imperial Spleen Bar.

And he came in one day. And I used to give him free steaks because I loved his general vibe. And he used to give us free alcohol when we were there. But I was dating one of the bartenders behind the bar. And he looked me dead in the eyes. And I think he kind of like maybe grabbed me by the scruff of my neck and goes, if you show me one nude photo of her, you will never pay for a beer again in your life.

Oh, my God. And who would have thought this cunt just knocked tiles off his roof to create a smoking lounge? Who would have thought? Who would have thought that was one of the nicest things he's done? Same grub. No. Yeah, without incriminating yourself,

have you ever played for a beer at Spleen since? No comment. Yeah, well, it doesn't count if you show him your own dick pics, but anyway, sure. Right, right. Get him on a loophole, on a technicality. So, yeah, big 48 hours of news, 24 hours of news. Let's start from the start. Yes, let's see what's going on.

You fucked about, let's go. Yeah, yeah, boring. That's old news uh so what happened was a lot of people have alerted me to the fact that the venue that i uh do comedy at uh that i run comedy at basement comedy club it's at the european beer cafe in melbourne um it came up on one of the lists of some fuckhead that had coronavirus has walked through it has come through it uh in the last week or so. So he was there last Monday.

Now there's four levels to the European Beer Cafe, so who knows what level he was on. He might have been at the comedy show. We're in the basement. He could have been on any other levels apart from the fact that no one ever fucking goes to that joint apart from the comedy. I've been to the other levels when there's comedy on

he was at the comedy show yes yeah are you sure because it was a Monday night they got a techno DJ playing at 6pm he could have been there

or the smoke machine or one of the other weird things they've got going on in that venue yeah no I think on Sunday night

exposure site comedy down in the basement yeah yeah that's it the laughs are contagious No, man. I think he was definitely exposed to exposure site comedy down in the basement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. The laughs are contagious. So there was a bunch of people down there. It's pretty much locked in. It must have been down there.

So anyway, the venue alerted me to the fact and then after that, everyone started piling in its own. Hey Chandler, do you know this? For the last multiple days. Very, very interesting in that I haven't heard from the government at any stage. I've heard from the venue, but that's it. I find this, all of a sudden,

what I'm trying to say is, I think I get Hughsey finally. I think I'm starting to understand. I was about to say, have we just crossed over to Husey live yeah no no no

but that's why that's why they get you to scan in so that they've got the info then the government can tell the bar

call these people you've got their info yeah that sounds Carl have you want to get into your own venue you want a Dan

to knock on your door and say, bad news, Carl. Get in there for a swab. No, no. But man, there's heaps of people that went there that didn't get any sort of notification from anyone. That's the thing. Wow.

I've literally spoken to dumb-dumb listeners that were there that night, and I was like, did anyone hit you up? And they're like, no. Dude, I'm going to call it straight away. It was 100% a dumb-dumb listener to dumb dumb listeners that were there that night. And I was like, did anyone hit you up? And they're like, nah, dude, I'm going to call it straight away. It was a hundred percent, a dumb dumb listener who is the super spreader.

Cause if you look at the map, it starts at some shit Thai restaurant. Then it goes to fucking rock pool. Then it goes to Fonda. Of course, a fat cunt, two meals, right?

Three meals. I like it. It goes to rock pool. It goes to Rockpool. It goes to Fonda. They're not ordering a side salad is all I'm saying, right? And then it goes to your comedy gig and then it goes home at 9 o'clock. That's a dum-dum. Yeah.

Yeah. If there's a fifth stop at like McDonald's at, you know, 10 p.m. and KFC at 11 p.pm, then we'll know for sure it's a listener of this podcast. But you'd know because the government would definitely already have them on a registered website. That's how they know that they're there, you know? They're on a watch list.

Oh, they'd have them on a register for something else, but just not this one. It's a new register. But yeah, there would have been a McDonald's. The McDonald's around the corner at Collins Street's been closed. This is the worst thing about COVID is that some of the great fast food restaurants of the CBD. Yeah, the Collins Street McDonald's, the Burke Street Hungry Jack's,

gone. Failed for two great accomplishments. The Paris end of Collins Street, is that gone? The Paris end McDonald's. Yeah, exactly. What a broadsheet writing about this week then. Yeah. Normally I love getting a big back and then going to look at Gucci bags. Yeah.

Very Paris. Absolutely. Yeah. Oolala. Mate, you laugh, but all the Perth listeners are like, what are you talking about, cunt? Oolala, I'll have some McNuggets, thanks. Yeah.

Can I get a Louis Vuitton shaker fries bag? Do you guys make those? So what's happened is someone's gone through the comedy show pretty clearly. Now, on the Monday, it's a show that I help run. It's Arj Barker. So big-time comedian Arj Barker comes in to do some new material and stuff like that on Mondays. Name and shame, pal.

Good crowd comes along. Name and shame. No, it's not him. This is the thing. I'm trying to get on here. I'm basically only on this episode as a PR campaign from the European TV Cafe, just to say. Yeah, this is like a 60 Minutes interview after you've been Me Too'd

or something like that. Yes, yes. I'm trying to clear our name. I'm clearing our name. And thanks for having me, Tommy. I really appreciate you standing by me in these hard times. We're joined now by disgraced comedy promoter and disease enthusiast, Carl Chandler. Carl, what was going through your head when you put out the social media post saying that it's free entry if you've recently tested positive for the disease?

What was going through your head when you put that out there as a marketing ploy? What was going through your head when you put that out there as a marketing ploy? Hey, I thought, look, to be fair, Tommy, I thought everyone out there that's got this dry cough, that's got this tight sensation in their chest, they need a laugh. That's what I think. I mean, they've got it tough. They need something else to think about. The best medicine.

Yep. We know this. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Who needs a vaccine when you've got laughter, as the old saying goes? Yeah. Exactly. And what better way to get in your lungs than a cold, damp basement? Yes.

In hindsight, look, we're all geniuses in hindsight, all right? Okay? I would have done things slightly differently if I had ever realised that any of those things were insane. But here we are. We're here where we are now. So what I do know is so if some if someone he won't give a fuck if someone is um if someone's gone through if that's the person

that's gone through the gig um i have definitely stamped them on the wrist so i actually actually have physically touched whoever this person is. So that's the interesting thing. That's my favourite part on our phone call conversation today was like, dude, why the fuck are you still stamping people's wrists? You've got a sold-out show. You're worried that someone, random person at the European Beer Cafe, newsflash, no one fucking hangs out there. It's a shithole.

He's going to fucking run down to your basement gig where fucking Arj is coughing out fucking COVID? No, they're not going to do that. No, no, no, no. Look, to be fair, Blakey, it does happen. People try and sneak into the gig in the breaks, but the very good point that we did bring up during that phone call is, oh, that's right, I forgot, in the Arj Barker show,

there's no breaks, so I don't know why I'm stamping anyone. So, yeah, there's no breaks so i don't know why i'm stamping anyone so yeah there's a mistake to a guy who is you're talking to a guy who is militant about still using cash back on march 20th so of course he's getting the stamp out yeah the best part is when you just put the ink on the tongue the best part for you chandler is when it comes back negative you go see all of those just eating fucking moose every day and shitting in the street and wiping my ass with an Officeworks card. It does wonders for the immune system. Everyone, do what I do.

Do what I do. I'm patient zero as to, yeah, I'm the vaccine. My lifestyle is the vaccine. Even if you get a negative result result you should do like a Bella Gibson and say that you've got it and then bring out a cookbook where it's like here's how to live your life and fight off COVID

yes wow three panings a day that's interesting okay alright I'll try anything yeah so it's the's the they were apparently through the the monday night show which is arch barkers uh you know as as everything everyone's pointed out to me since then it's literally a show where he does new material so it's called arch barker safe space and yes that is where someone with covid went through right so it's a very nice irony happening there um you can't write this stuff. Yeah.

So, Chando, you got tested today. Have you been tested before? No, first testing today. Oh, first one. How'd you go? Yeah. I didn't fail it straight away. Like, I did it.

You know, I copped it. Didn't spread your ass. Have a dip. No, no, no, no. Swab away. No, I got the right end. Yeah, I nailed that. Yeah.

But look, we're getting ahead. We're getting ahead a little bit. I'll say this. So it's Archbarker Show. He does have guests occasionally. So the initial date that they put out, the government put out, was they said December 21 was the date

when that person went through the European Beer Cafe. I know you're gonna risk like do a list of comedians that were on that gig just name and love on it by the way keep going that's that's that's it i know you and you will love this yeah no dave dave thornton was doing support that night he came into the spot so i had to ring him up and go oh man this is what happened you know you need to go and get tested blah blah and once i found it out i was like oh fuck i was i was genuinely cut because it's been going for about five or six weeks this year and hughes he's been down every week apart from one week and it's like oh it was the one night that hughes he wasn't on fuck what a shame for considering hughes he's been like

going off about you know the government about covid online it's like man it would be so funny if it had been the night where hughes he's there what a shame and then all of a sudden they updated the dates oh no it was actually the 28th not the 21st and i'm literally like fuck yes hughes he was there i can't wait to tell him how did he handle it so yeah uh not well put it this way he beat me to it he rang me up going what the fuck is going on? So, yeah, I didn't get the pleasure of breaking the news to him, but not wrapped. Yeah, he must have been shouted.

I'm actually on domain.com.au, a peek inside funny man Dave Hughes' family home. I'm stuck in my 295 square metres. I'm angry. There's only four bedrooms and three bathrooms and a guest bedroom study. How could I be here for 24 hours? Now I'm going to have to buy apartments.

I'm going to have to buy apartments online instead of just walking up to auctions and fucking bidding on whatever's on TV. Fuck. Is he spewing? Is he like, yeah, what's he,

what's his take on it? he's absolutely not rapped. He's, well, I mean, look, everyone's not rapped, obviously,

with, you know, Arch Barker, Dave Hughes, Carl Chandler, three of Australia's biggest comedians all in isolation

at the moment. I mean, it's the day the, the day the, the day the laughter died. you three need some cash. Actually, I know you.

You don't need cash either. Fuck. Hey, I'm sitting in my bed. It's elevated by a lot of cash under the mattress. So, yeah, it's okay. But, yeah, so we had to go and get the test today. It was Arjit Barker and I. We're in the same line. Hugher and I were in the same line.

Hughsy, we were in the same line for so fucking long. I was in the line for nearly four hours today. It was fucking insane. But Hughsy was in a one-man line in Warrnambool, so he didn't have anything to complain about on that end at least. So who started doing some jokes, Carl? You, Arj, you start just going, hey guys, I don't know if you know us,

I'm actually from a podcast. Well, there was a slight difference. There was a slight difference in the two of us. I sat there in the rain and tried to read stuff off my phone, which was on 30% when I got there until it went flat about an hour in. And Arch spent his time posting for photographs

with fucking half the people lining up, which is a's good. It's a pretty good way of spreading it if he does have it. Yeah, good thing Hughsy was in Warrnambool because it would have made him so furious to see Arj getting recognised with the mask on over him. Oh, absolutely. He would have fucking legit hated that. Yeah, yeah.

And yeah, Hughsy just pulling the mask off every five seconds going, it's Hughsy. It's Hughsy, guys. It's me. I might have it. I might have it. I might be a super spreader. Why don't,

hey, Janet, if you've got to get the test again, I thought when I saw all those cues in the news the last couple of days, I figured Hughsy probably just drove to, I know his family's from there, but I treat it like, I know mates of mine that try to get their license

the day they turn 18. It's booked out. So they just book into a VicRoads in a country town. Do the same with COVID testing. Why the fuck are you going to the city? It's going to be packed here. Yeah. That's how my mom got her driver's license.

Went to Kalgoorlie. No traffic lights. There you go didn't have to stop couldn't reverse park there's no lanes to do it straight through great

and also dad said she was wearing a mini skirt but anyway that's gross yeah yeah look Cody I thought I was I thought I was beating the rush

I thought I got there just before 8 o'clock I thought that was the trick turns out everyone knows that trick. So the line, in the end, I walked back. The line was shorter at every other point after the time I got there. I actually got there at the worst possible fucking time. Everyone had the same trick.

You know, I tried with Boxing Day sales this year. I thought, you know what? I'm going to go to High Point, but later. Like 8pm and walked in and went, this is fucked and left again. So I've done. Right. Have you heard of the internet? Just order shit online and you don't have to

deal with people, bro. Fuck. I'm all about it now. I'm all about the internet now. I've learned about it in the last week. I'm on board. Have you heard about it? I mean, it spreads coronavirus, but it's crazy. Yeah, so anyway, I'm in isolation now.

The terrible thing was, Nick Cody, was I found out about all that sort of stuff yesterday and I missed out on going to your drinks. Now, you had your first sip of beer your first shandy for 12 months and you invited a bunch of people to come along and watch you drink and i got the news just before i was about to head off to go to do that so i've i've i missed out on a big moment of your life it's like it's like the the closest to another 21st birthday you'll get well mate the amount i drank yesterday after having a year off,

you know as much about what happened yesterday as I do. I've got no idea. I may as well have not been there. I could have been isolating. Who the fuck knows? Also, I love Carl's sales speech. It's Cody's first day of drinking, but I was like, mate, we're not your missus, mate.

You don't have another excuse to leave your kid, all right? Yeah. No, but that's the thing I genuinely... Move on. I was genuinely cut about it because they were out of the house yesterday. And it's like, I could have done whatever I wanted without any excuse yesterday. And I had to fucking stay home. It drove me fucking insane.

It was fine. You know, how I fucked it was I had to break in everything, brush my teeth before hopping in the Uber, but not enough. So I'd done Listerine like 10 minutes before having a beer. It was the fucking worst. So it actually wrecked. It's like having an orange juice

after brushing your teeth. That just fucking ruined that feeling. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the first one, I had to burn all that out. The Listerine's also alcohol, so it's the first rough drink back. Yeah.

Fuck. It was fine. Not amazing. A fun day, but actually having no booze for a year and then having some, I wasn't blown away. But it was a fucking good time. Can you imagine if that news had come out an hour later when Carl had already made his way down to the event

and then he's sitting there around you and a whole bunch of our friends and milan and danny mcginley and whoever else was there and just this news coming through like i'm a big chance of having it and now so are all of you like what fucking don't worry the news came out and i was home and i told them the news and milan was out of his mind still ringing me up going i don't care care about COVID, get down here now. Like, nah, sorry, Milan. Chandler would have told us the news.

He would have told us the news and I would have said, you think that's fucked? I've got a shocking fever, Carl, and it's been happening for maybe five or six days and hopefully this beer will get rid of it. So now, yeah, so you still don't have the results yet. We, although we were meant to record something

earlier today and you messaged me five minutes after we were meant to start and you said, sorry, I just fell asleep before. So it sounds like the fatigue's already hitting, which is one of the main symptoms. So I'm here to say my diagnosis is you're fucked you've got it well to be to be fair i'm looking in this zoom window at the three

of you and realizing i have absolutely no taste so yeah there's another there's another sign right there carl i've actually sent you a pack of winfields i want to see you suck one in and hold it for at least 10 seconds to prove your lungs are good. Oh, man, man. Imagine if I've got it. Actually, imagine if I've got it. It would be... Because I haven't heard of any comedians getting it. Have you?

Have you heard of any comics getting it? I reckon you've hit me up with a few DMs about some people. Oh, have I? I can't remember. Not in Australia, I don't think. American, American. Yeah. Yeah, heaps of know. American, American. Yeah. Yeah.

Heaps of US comics have had it. Yeah. No Australian. No one on the local scene has got it. Kevin Hart, The Rock. All the classics, you know. Man. Yeah, The Rock's type five.

Solid. Yeah. The great stand-up rock. So you've been going back and forth with Arj since he got his test and presumably Husey, and because they were a little bit ahead of you in the line, so you would think they'll get their results before you, and you would have to assume if they're okay that you'll be okay. Yeah, that's what you...

Oh, I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. But having said that, like I said, I reckon I literally touched whoever this person is. Because Husey and Arj weren't stamping their wrists. That was this fuckhead. Yeah. So they were just doing their job as professional comedians

by standing on stage away from the great unwashed. I'm just some fuckhead on a table going, you're here and this is a bit of ink to prove that you are here. Yeah. I'm trying to make you feel better. It sounds like you want to have it. Like, nah. Also, as a promoter, you know, you've got to get in there

and kind of kiss everyone that's in the crowd at the end of the show just to say thanks for coming. Like, I don't know. I've probably got it. I'm out of breath. I'm sweating. Yeah. A lot of people do tram stamps.

I do arsehole licks. It's, you know, know hey it's 2021 you know we do things a little bit differently around here hey chanda have you had any of your favorite meals have you had a curry or a or a mousse or that david jones no oh i see no i haven't so i just saw this i saw this in the guardian the other day it must be the hoppers crossing covid test there's a story about a bloke named Dale in Hoppers Crossing. He was sitting in his house

and he noticed something was wrong with his sandwich. And he told his wife, Barbara, it was the Strasburg. It didn't taste right. So his Strasa sandwich tasted off and he had COVID. So maybe try your favourite meals

and see how they taste. Oh, right. Okay. All right. Well, if someone can Uber Eats Me in Pen taste. Oh, right. Okay. All right. Well, if someone can Uber Eats me a Penang curry, I'll get on it right now before the end of the show. You can do it. Your phone still works, you fucking idiot.

You can Uber Eats it. Drop it at the door. No, I'm doing it. It comes from 5G. I'm using it for Zoom. Turn this phone off. Pete Evans. I'm using it for Zoom right now.

I lose the screen if I did that right now. Man, Carl, I heard you in lockdown. I was really worried about you. You know, we're best mates. I was really concerned about your mental health. You know, four hours in, I know how fucking psychotic you are. So I messaged you to see what are your three favorite curries. And somehow you probably would have thought that I was going to deliver them to you.

But you've got to remember, I'm a dog cunt. So me and Tommy are currently going to eat them right now in front of you. So three of your favourite Thai dishes. Listeners won't know, but there's a Thai restaurant Which I claim is the best Thai restaurant in Melbourne Now Back up Back up Blakey with this Now I know what you're doing with this

Let Tommy eat Let Tommy eat Have some respect Yeah nice No I can see it Thank you Just put it to the microphone Just so the listeners can really

Sorry I'm going to try a bit This one looks good Hang on Yeah great Oh my god What was that one Well I wouldn't be tasting it anyway I'm missing out on Thai food Because I said I was too hungover to drive.

I could have caught an Uber. I'm a dumper. Could have caught my Uber Eats, baby. You told me on the phone it was family stuff. I don't know what's going on. I'll tell you how hungover I am. Ronnie's, Rotten Ronald Cheng's wife put up a photo of them in Hawaii and said, spot the difference in the photos.

And I zoomed in on her finger and said, look, Lurch, it's an engagement ring. And she said, we're invited to their wedding two years ago, you fucking idiot. Great, great. Oh, God. No, so Blake, what you've done here is you've um uh when i when i was talking to you yesterday i was like fuck yeah okay i've had to i've had to go into isolation whatever um you go

oh that's a shame we could have gone to dinner and then you started sending me pictures of what you were eating and what you were drinking and you were going and this is you've done this the last couple weeks you keep sending me pictures of thai were eating and what you were drinking and you were going, and you've done this the last couple of weeks, you keep sending me pictures of Thai dishes and going, I found a place nearby between the two of us, where we live, that's the best Thai restaurant I've ever been to. It is the best Thai. It's amazing. It is the best Thai I've ever been to. And I'm like, awesome, awesome.

Where is it, Blakey? Full Thai service when they give you the frozen glass. Absolutely no fucking comment. Is it small buffalo Thai restaurant in Black Rock by any chance? No, man. It's a new menu by Subway. It's called their Thai delicious. No.

Thai cookies. Nice. Yeah, put me down for a couple. You should try it. Great. But they do the pint glass that's frozen and they put that on the table. Oh, my favorite. And then they pour the beer.

Man, I know it's a little thing, but it fucking makes the difference, and every single one of their curries is the best curry I've ever had. And only Tommy can back me up on this. This is really good, and we've got, Carl, fucking wrap it up,

finish your little riddle off. This can be a 33-minute one. I want to eat the rest of these curries. Anyway, thanks for listening. See you, mate. Bye. What have you got? What are you eating? Tell us what you... What is this plate?

I assume it's a pad see you. No, I just messaged Carl. I said, Carl, what's your three favourite Thai dishes? And you, with a little diamond in your eye, assuming I was going to drop it off to your house, did not. No, I didn't actually. You told me.

I thought you'd... Okay, must be nice. Anyway, we've got... What did you send through? You said the Patsy... Oh, yeah, Penang curry, the yellow curry, and the Patsy...

Patsy you. Patsy you! Yeah, that Penang is excellent. That's so good. Man. Yeah, that's really fucking good. It's the best Thai place I've had. Brett Blake reading Thai is one of the worst things I've ever fucking heard.

It's surprising that it doesn't come out as perfect English. I actually was hoping it would come out. You guys, this can't speak Thai. This guy's exotic. You know when one of those people get hit in the head with a coconut and they speak French? I was hoping I had 12 beers and be able to figure out a Thai menu. Blakey's the

Thai Babelfish. He just reads Thai as English. Awesome. Pad Kee now? Yeah. I'm sorry, was it too triple M Brisbane for you cunts? Welcome back. I'm on the intermittent fasting Triple M Brisbane For you cunts Welcome back I'm on the

I'm on the intermittent fasting So I haven't eaten For fucking ages either So yeah Cheers Cheers boys I did wonder why you Have you got Thai beer as well

What are you drinking Yeah we're drinking Chang's Yeah Ah fuck off What are you going to do Yes Chando? Yes. Chando, we wrap up this episode.

What's your move food-wise? Because Uber Eats, they drop it at your door. You're not allowed to collect it off them now because of COVID. So you can kind of... Yeah, I know. Fuck. Man, I've already done some detective work. I was trying to figure out which place Blakey's talking about.

I've been doing the rounds. I've been trying to figure it out, but I haven't got to the bottom of it yet. He sent me some clues. He sent me pictures in the restaurant, and I'm looking at the placemats. I'm looking at the tablecloths and going, do I recognize these? I'm crossing out restaurants I know do not definitely have those tablecloths. And the best part is you don't think I know how psychotic you are. Like I'm removing placemats.

I'm removing glassware. I'm removing napkins. I don't want any clues. And I'm the psychotic one. I'm ruining your life. It's like, Carl, it's like you when people were hitting up guests of the show to find out who the masked pegger was as if they're not under strict instruction. I reckon Blakey's told this restaurant if a guy who sounds like this calls up looking

to know if a guy with a mullet and a beard has come in, you keep absolutely mum on the subject, okay? You've got to keep this place a secret. You remove that sign Thailand and put up Burma or some other country. That could be close. Rebranded as a pizza place, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're Papa Giuseppe's now.

Put McDonald's logo out the front. Tell them that the Collins Street McDonald's has moved to here. Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful over here. It's delicious food. We're even sharing a fork. There are just absolutely zero fucks giving you right now. We are just really living it up.

Sorry, I've just got to have a little bit of a sample of this one. Yeah. I'm actually ordering some Thai food now. Ooh. Oh, what are you? What are you? I'm actually ordering some Thai food now I can't even do that now Because I'm on my phone I'm on Zoom on my phone Nick's got this weird thing Where he can use his phone and the internet

They're two separate devices It's crazy man I can't get off the Zoom Do you want us to order some for you? Do you want us to order something for you on my phone? No. No, because I know what I'll get. I'll get fucking barbecued cat's anus or fucking something stupid.

No, no. Legitimately, we'll get you what you want. Give him the shit of stuff. I'm not telling him the name of this type of stuff, by the way. Get him a Thai fish cake, vegetable tempura. Just the worst. Oh, the worst? The worst of the Thai menu.

Yeah, right. Fuck. Well, Chandler, I've got a cashew nut chicken. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's your pretty basic order. That's the sort of thing my mum would order at Peach Village in Maribor.

So, yeah, it's pretty safe. Yeah, you look... You like pad see you U and Green Curry. Huh? I didn't order Green Curry. You like Patsy U and Green Curry. No, no Green Curry. No Green Curry. Oh, okay. What's that one?

You ordered Green Curry. You just told me your top three favourite ones. Oh, sorry. Yellow Curry. And I'm the colourblind one. Fucking hell. Yeah. No, Patsy U. Yellow curry And I'm the Colour blind one Fucking hell Yeah No Patsy

Well yeah maybe this place Isn't that good Because this yellow one Looks green So maybe that's not so good Yeah Is Patsy you a basic Bitch tie order

I didn't think it was I would have thought Pad tie is the basic Bitch order I reckon that's the Most basic bitch Yeah Yeah

Pad tie is more basic Bitch you're right Patsy you is just below it. For some reason, though, I always worry because there's an awesome crab stir-fry or something, and I'm like, for some reason, I don't want that delivered. I'd have that at the restaurant, but I don't want it in a plastic container.

Yes. I'd want a whole barramundi in a fucking paper Uber Eats bag. Yeah, in a styrofoam cup. No, you don't want that. You want the presentation. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Well, you're still a bit hungover, Cody, from yesterday.

And I've already done an Uber Eats today. This is number two. That's classic. Did a big lunchtime Japanese order. Best on ground yesterday, mate, has to be Brett Blake driving three and a half hours and doing a pit stop at your little first day of performing yesterday. Turned up in all of his motorbike gear on the way to get COVID tested.

So some would say the worst bloke. Chandler said I haven't been tested yet, so I won't turn up. This is Blake's idea of best on ground. I'm turning up and I haven't been tested. Yeah, yeah. I had to get tested for work, mate. It's also like we're putting this up three days after recording it. A third wave could be in full effect by the time this goes out

and people will just listen and go, no fucking wonder. Of course this has happened when this is the attitude. Me and Tommy are sharing a fork at his house. You can't cancel me. I'm on an incubator. Life's already cancelled me. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Someone hates what we've said on the podcast so much. They've rocked up to my house and they're standing on my chest right now. Oh, wait. No're standing on my chest right now oh wait no one's on my chest oh okay guys and also

I know it's not me who is a super spreader I get COVID tested every second day for my current job so it cannot be me it has to be one of you

yeah and likewise I know that it can't be me because I've been self isolating for years so oh okay right okay here's a job at Triple J Tommy Daslow I know that it can't be me because I've been self-isolating for years. Oh, okay. I'm pretty good.

Here's a job at Triple J, Tommy Daslow. That was a very good joke. Thanks, bro. I wish I had a thought of that, what was in my situation at the moment. But, yeah, I guess it takes a true master. Now, off my cap to you, Tommy. Mate, just look. The test is going to come back negative,

and then you're going to be out of lockdown. And then before you know it, we'll be over in Perth doing our big live show over there on January 24th. So there's plenty to look forward to. Could happen. Just relax. Could happen. Don't worry, Perth. Could happen.

Negative for coded, but positive for AIDS. Classic. Oh. Yeah. Could happen. Could happen. Negative for coded, but positive for AIDS. Classic. Oh. Yeah. Could happen. Could happen. Hey, it does remind me, Cody, of your big drinking session yesterday. I wanted to talk about this with you, Blakey, because we have a pub, I guess, close to me and you.

I guess it's close to all of us, isn't it? The Mountview Hotel. And with your big first session in a year, Cody, it made me think of a couple of months ago when it was the first day the pubs were open for fucking ages and ages. So I think, Tommy, you were there, weren't you? You came down.

There was a bunch of us. There was a bunch of friends at the show. There was, I think, was Milan there as well? There was, who was it? Was it Colin McGinley, Lomas, Kappa? Yeah, yeah, a bunch of people. Oliver Clarke, yeah, yeah, yep, good. And I talked about this super briefly on a bonus episode,

but I thought this was worth bringing up given the circumstance. I went down there. Now, you didn't preload, Cody. You didn't have like a big breakfast or anything like that. You didn't put anything in you? No, no, no. I didn't even drink on Jan 1st. I waited.

I waited to drink at the pub. I wanted a pint for the first drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I did was I rocked up to the pub at 12 o'clock when the doors opened, and I'm on intermittent fasting at the moment, so I hadn't eaten. I didn't really think it through either. I got down there.

I hadn't eaten for nearly 24 hours, got there. No one was really there yet. There was, I think, me and McGinley, and that was it. And the staff because they just opened yeah yes yes and then I'm like

alright well I won't order lunch yet so I'll just get into the beers first and wait for everyone else to be polite you know so that we can all

order lunch at once good blow so all of a sudden yeah exactly again 2-0 over Brett Blake got in there

better than me bro sorry didn't order lunch And just got stuck into the one lager That they have upstairs at that pub Blakey Which is like the 8 point something percent Man Whatever it is

I know it I know it I've ruined many a conversation on that Yeah Just going here's a good idea And then I start speaking And then I realise I've drank 8.8% About 4 of those pints And I'm fucking wrecked Yeah Well that's it So I've drank 8.8% about four of those pints

and I'm fucking wrecked. Yeah. Well, that's it. So I've had about four of them today. So enjoy. It's a great pub, but it is a strange thing where in this beautiful rooftop bar, the only things they have on tap are like, is it either, it's like Carlton Draft or just this like, yeah, IPA.

It's like 8%. There's no, yeah. It's Carlton Draft or Fixation IPA. And it's just, and you go, you want to be a classy cunt because you're on a rooftop. So you go, I'll try the Fixation. Yeah, drink 9% pints in direct sunlight and then walk down three levels of stairs. Yes, yes, yes. To be honest, direct sunlight, if you're drinking Carlton Zero,

it's the same result. You'd be fucking head down. Yeah, yes. To be honest, direct sunlight, if you're drinking Carton Zero, it's the same result. You'd be fucking head down. Man, it's such an insane contrast in their menu. It's like literally you can have Diet Lemonade or Moonshine and then that's it. I'm like, okay, I guess I'm on the Moonshine then. At least I'm three floors up and not much protection from falling off this balcony.

The bunch of times we've been up there, it's always always like you end up the first couple of rounds everyone's doing you end up going down to the downstairs bar to get your rounds because it's like we want all the beers that they have downstairs that they don't have upstairs that lasts maybe three goes and then the booze is starting to hit a little bit and you go i cannot be fucked going down all those stairs again i'm onto the ipas fuck it yeah and they're a bit more they're a bit more pricey upstairs but when you go downstairs all those stairs again. I'm on to the IPAs. Fuck it. Come what may. They're a bit more pricey upstairs, but when you go downstairs, this is where they get you.

You go, well, I'll get the cheaper pint, $9 pint downstairs. You've got to walk past Pokey Machines or the TAB. They'll get you twice, as I know. As I can point out, a certain greyhound that lost me a lot of money, so fuck him anyway. Sorry, you gave me shit about the sound effects before,

but... Anyway. Sorry, you gave me shit about the sound effects before, but... Yeah, that's what's going off in my head every time I'm getting my fourth and fifth IPA without having any fucking lunch, by the way. Just hearing fucking anything. Turned into a cartoon bandito. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just hearing Looney Tunes at that stage.

So I'm up there drinking with all you guys. The Palmer comes out at least two to three points too late for me. So we're all hanging out. I think, Tommy, you got there. You were sort of being sensible about things. A bunch of other people were being sensible about things. It started at 12. I reckon it got to about 4. nearly five o'clock and like i remember

it like a dream everyone sort of just disappeared and it was just me and dave callum looking at each other one-on-one and i just had this and then you decide that's when you should do a dance off yeah no it was literally like this tiny little moment of clarity where the waves parted, and I was like, you should not be in a situation where you're drinking one-on-one with Dave Callen. This is really bad. I've been there before at 5 a.m., and I had to tap myself out. He is a fucking nightmare.

Exactly. He can really put you into a hole. I just saw Dave Callen last week. I was in Perth where he is at the moment, and I caught up with him for a drink and some other people, including a friend of the show, Nick Carr, and our friend, Brendan. Friend of your anus, Nick Carr. Friend of my anus, Nick Carr.

And our friend, Brendan, who used to live in Melbourne, and we all went out for a beer, and we meet at 5.30. I just get, you know, it gets to 10.30 and I'm like, you know, pretty far. That's five hours of drinking, had a few pints. I was there catching up with those guys while my girlfriend was catching up with some of her friends from Perth because she's originally from Perth. I go, I've got to call it. I'm heading home.

And then the next day I'm messaging Kari going, did you guys stay out much longer? And he goes, man, good thing you pulled the pin when you did. There were no other bars open in Fremantle where we were, so we all got an Uber into Perth CBD so we could go to a Chinese restaurant that's open 24 hours

just so we could keep drinking. I left at 3am and those two were still going. Billy Lee's, I know it well. It's a fucking great restaurant and they don't give a fuck how wankered you are. Fuck. I heard an additional detail to that story.

I don't want to hear your mandarin, Blakey. I heard... Was that for? I can't see that because I'm colourblind, but yeah. I heard an additional part of that story, which was before they tried the Chinese restaurant, they tried a, what would you call it, a place where ladies of the night frequent.

Just them ringing them up going, I don't want to do anything. I just want to drink your beers. Is that all right? And they're like, you sound sus, even for people that come here. Once again, as a mayor of Perth, there is a ladies' night place and they do 24-hour drinks. And a lot of my grubby mates who fly in and fly out, in more ways than one, will take them to all hours of the night.

Oh, okay. But mate, $17 for a Corona, fucking grow up. Yeah, well, that might have been what... You know, Dave Callen, I probably put him off. You know what the Scottish are like with a dollar. So, yeah, that's obviously what's happened there. I love that mentality too of heading there. Like most people would go, I'm going out to a bar tonight.

Hopefully I can pick up. But those guys are like, we're heading to the brothel. Hopefully we can get a frothy. Come on. Hopefully I don't get a root and a beer. Hopefully I get lucky and get a crownie for under $12. Yeah. Yeah, how did that make you feel, Carl, as the child of shop owners?

Just these absolute window shoppers coming into the brothel and just sitting there and not really buying anything. It's like, mate, you can't just read the Mad magazine off the rack. Fuck off. Exactly. You speak to Dave Cowan the next day, he goes, mate, you wouldn't believe this bar. All these women, they were fucking all over me.

Yeah, mate. Yeah. Man, picking up in Perth is easy. We went to this one bar and this row of girls just came out and were like, which one do you want? I couldn't fucking believe it. Kari would have fainted. Never seen it before.

Yeah. No, Kari wouldn't have known it was a brothel because he would have gone, here's all this money, and they're still like, no thanks. No thank you. We won't do that. It's an all-you-can-eat but a different variety nick yeah yeah yeah so um well take dave callan dave callan so he's my he's my safety switch i see him i get this little little bit of light and go oh man this is my time i've got to get out of here i'm dead um walk down the three and again good good time to walk down three flights i'm dead um walk down the three and yeah again good good time

to walk down three flights of stairs as well walk down that just very quick can i just say very quickly like you're saying that because it's like he's it's it's more like it's just you and him left but you kind of keep saying like it's bad to be just left with dave callum when you're on your own as if he's some kind of threat or something. Let's just make it clear that it's because it's just because it's like everyone else is gone. It's you and him. Dave gets very serious when he's drunk too. So it would have been a lot of,

and now what do you think about meditating, Carl? Carl, have you seen my new ninja moves? Now watch me karate kick seven cunts on this dance floor, Carl. No, no. I look like the fucking Paddle Pop Lion. Yeah. Yeah, we get it.

We get it. Have you seen Roof? I was on that once. Did he have trouble trying to get a Mars at the brothel? That's why they had to go. I would like a Mars. I will have a Mars. No, you know what?

When Callan gets in that state my abiding memory of being out with him was one night when I didn't really want to have a big night so I was just sitting on a really warm pint for like an hour and a half

and I got down to like about an inch left and we were all leaving and I was like alright I'm leaving and he just went do you mind if I finish that I'm like

fucking hell you should be put on a list, Callum. That is no good. So maybe that's a flashback I had when I was at the Mount View. I was like, I do not want to be stuck with a man that's capable. That's fair. Capable of things like that. That's fair.

I just wanted to clarify because I know what people who listen to this are like. I didn't want people like firing up on the social media going, what's the fucking issue with being left alone with Callan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like Blackie said, he's a massive drinker. So I was like, I'm already done. It's nowhere near nighttime. It's four o'clock in the afternoon and I've got to tap out.

Callan's got another 12 hours minimum left in him. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I get out of there. Then absolute blackout don't remember anything until waking up uh having like a little wake-up moment on the bathroom floor of my house

and having this thing where my wife walks in and i'm on the i'm on the floor and she walks in and goes i get up. Get up off the bathroom floor. Your daughter's out there watching you. And I'm going, well, what's the big deal? I just bent down to pick something up for like one second, okay? Get off my case. And she goes – Better doing this than being left alone with Dave Callan.

Yeah, yeah. Dave Callan's a nightmare. Here's me on the bathroom floor. Yeah, my defense is I was picking something up i've been here for one second she goes i've seen you you've been passed out on the floor for an hour i was too scared to come awake you oh fuck oh okay that's slightly different then and then yep so and you know when you pick things up and you have to lay on the floor yeah well i was i was i don't think i was picking things up i think i was mopping things up with my shirt maybe maybe that was more accurate um yeah yeah so i i get up um

then again don't remember anything but then i i wake up fully clothed um got got got them got a mask on still as well got shoes on hat, hat on, everything. Got a jacket on. Oh, because you want to be COVID safe on the bathroom floor. Yeah, yeah. Right next to the piss puddle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to get infections there. Where was that mask on December 28th, Carl?

You wouldn't be in this fucking mess. Where's your hand sanitizer now, Carl? That's my problem on December 28th. I was sober. That's it. Yeah, right. Okay, I need that. Yes.

So I wake up i'm fully clothed everything decked out i i wake up and go oh fuck what a night jesus christ so i get up i can see that there's like daylight um outside so i'm like all right well i'm up early i might as well get up start the day again i'm not that hung over i'm actually still a little bit pissed but yeah this is not too bad i walk out that's not daylight that's my wife watching tv at nine o'clock at night um yeah like fuck the nightmare is not over this is still going i'm it's like waking up from a dream and you haven't woken up you're still in there the sunlight's got harvey norman written on it what's happening? Hang on. I've watched this episode of Sunlight already.

Oh, sorry. I mispronounced it. It's Seinfeld, not Sunlight. You're too old to be mistaking an LED TV for natural sunlight. Like, that is insane. So I'm like, oh, fuck. So I get up and I've just got to fucking go back to sleep again i'm like fucking hell um so luckily luckily i somehow got back to sleep but then i'm like oh this is i woke up after him so i basically slept from about five o'clock through till like six seven a.m the

next day so i've actually had a good sleep and slept it off. And I kind of thought, I've gotten away with this. This is all right. And then I start getting calls from Brett Blake the next day going, oh, had a big day, did we? And I'm like, what do you mean? Man, the absolute worst but also the best because it was like, you know, your drinks party and you're always trying to, like, man, you should come hang out because it's around the corner i was like can't i've got a

full-time job now like because you weren't there you couldn't get down there you couldn't come to the drinks get there because it's 2 p.m i was doing uh working uh on a film at the moment so i couldn't get away and um i've got my phone my phone has never been that well lit up in the last fucking week we're working inside in a black studio. Did you think it was daylight? Yeah, yeah, I did. I was like, oh, man. I had to turn my phone off because we were filming a night scene, daylight,

and it kept going off because of one drunk cunt ringing me. I turned my phone off and I was like, oh, fuck it, it's Carl. He must be maggot if he's ringing me all at once or he's just slagging off some open mic or something crazy cool like that. And then I eventually put the phone back on about 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. on the ride back. And right back home, put into the phone mount,

and I get a call from Carl. And I'm like, fuck it, I've missed 27 of his calls. I mean, what's the worst that can happen Answer the phone And I just got 15 minutes of abuse Just 15 But it wasn't even

Anything relevant It wasn't like hey This is how you should fix your life It was like You think you missed a party Do you I missed a party I'm drunk I'm drunk now should fix your life. It was like, oh, you think you're Mr. Party, do you? I'm Mr. Party. I'm drunk.

I'm drunk now. I've been asleep on the floor for four hours. It was like Ron Burgundy or something. I thought he was fucking doing an impersonation. I'm so drunk. You think you're Mr. Party. I'm Mr. Party now. I've had seven pints in this.

Me and Arch Barker. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about, cunt? And then I was like, hey, man, I'm only two minutes around the corner. I'll come have a beer with you. He goes, yeah, come have a beer. Come have a beer. He was like taunting me. He's like, I'm Mr. Party.

Come have a beer. You got a mullet? You think you got a mullet? You come here, I'll show you a mullet. I was like, what are you talking about? Look at this deep voice. I have no memory of this at all, but I do love the fact. I have no memory of looking for the title of Mr. Party,

but I'm owning it now. Mr. Party. I love the idea that I do have that title now. And we are mocking you for calling yourself Mr. Party, but you did wake up like the start of The Hangover on the bathroom floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is Mr. Party. You're thinking, my child's just watched me asleep on the toot.

I've got the mantle here. I'm going to take the crown from Blakey's head. Yeah, also, Mr. Party doesn't pass out at 6 p.m., cunt. So, you know what I mean? Hey. It's called the bag. It was 5 p.m. It was 5 p.m., mate. Get it right. Oh, sorry I mean? It was 5pm, mate.

Get it right. Just give me a full spray. You were so angry that I wasn't at the Mount View. I knew the Mount View, but the worst part was because the Mount View is a second away from my house. I was actually at the front of the Mount View when you were spraying me

and then I was like, you know what? I'll just see him tomorrow. Let's get driving. Yep. Mr. Cody! of you when you're spraying me and then i was like you know what i'll just see him tomorrow yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i look and also also it wasn't it wasn't just my child seeing me asleep in the bathroom it was later on the next day i was saying to my wife to don't say name i was saying oh man lucky i just sort of went straight to bed and she's like you didn't go straight to bed you were up and about i don't go straight to bed. You were up and about. I don't know what the fuck you thought you were doing. I'm like, well,

what was I doing? She goes, you were playing with your daughter. You were playing with blanket. You were like ripping around the house, but you didn't, at no stage did you like get up off your hands and knees.

You were just crawling around. Mr. Party Girl, think you're so good cause you shit your pants. Oh, shitsy and spewsy. Watch daddy go. You think, you think that's sh shit your pants. Oh, shitsy and spewsy. Watch daddy go. You think that's shitting your pants?

Watch this. Clean my diaper. Did the one who shall not be named, did she take photos of you two at the daycare centre and just send you an email later? This is what you got up to last time. No. I missed out on a photo as well. I missed out on a photo as well.

I missed out on a photo then as well. Oh, man. God. Yeah, so I was crawling around the house, and I think my daughter might have been trying to teach me how to walk. I think she was like, well, he did his bit six months ago. I guess I'll return the favour. She digressed by six months after seeing you that night.

That is good. It's great. That's a great story and a great memory and hopefully you can dine out on that one for the next two weeks while you're in quarantine when the test comes back as possible. The dream would have been that you get the result

back while we're doing this episode. It would have been great but I think we are getting close to wrapping it up and look, the great would have been that you get the result back while we're doing this episode. It would have been great. But I think we are getting close to wrapping it up. And look, the great thing here is that the Talking Dumb Dumb boys are going to have a bit of an exclusive this week by the time we throw to them. They're going to have the test result. Chan, I'm so sorry you didn't get the result you're looking for today, but I have.

Uber Eats has just arrived. Ah, fuck. My Thai food's here. Fuck. Bye. Everyone. Wow. What sort of podcast has this become in the last five years

where literally everyone on the podcast is eating Thai food except for me? How the fuck has this happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not bad. I offered to buy it for you, but you were paranoid about getting cat's anus. This is how much fun bullying is. I didn't even want to eat Thai food. I was going to go to bed.

I just ordered this one. Why are you force-feeding Tommy? It's not dinner time. Daslo's already eaten a pizza. Eat this stuff, my boy. I'm going to throw in the bin later. All right. Well, hopefully it keeps till tomorrow

and I'll go through the bin. Well, we better wrap it up for another week on the Little Dumb Dumb Club. Brett Blake, Nick Cody, thank you very much for joining us. Nick Cody, people can check out Midflight Brawl, your podcast with friend of the show,

Luke Heggy, where you talk about air rage incidents and things of that nature. Check that out. And Brett Blake, you have your podcast Flat Stick with Nick Capper. Yes, and if you like motorbikes or Ford Falcons from the 90s, this podcast is specifically for you. Fuck yeah.

That is a massive crossover fan of someone that likes motocross and podcasts. Fucking good luck getting an audience to that one, mate. Mate, trust me, I know. We've got four. All right, well, we are now going to cross live to the boys over at Talking Dum Dum where they are about to announce the results of the Carl Chandler 2021 COVID test. Slash lives in general. Can 2021 just get in the bin already?

What a fuck dumpster fire of a year. Is this a reality show? Can the listeners ring in to vote for whether I have COVID or not? Is that a thing? Yeah, pause the episode here, get in the Facebook group and vote on a poll of whether or not you think he has it before we throw to the fellas. I'm a podcast celebrity, get me out of here

is in Wuhan this year, so yeah, it should be interesting. Alright, guys, thanks very much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you. Stay positive, Carl. And they've done it again.

Yes, Tommy Tommy they have Yep Oh sorry I think there's a Zoom connection Oh you Can you Yeah no you go Zoom Zoom's a bit Weird

Yep Yep No they've done it again Oh Anyway I've got two days to live So Wow

Yeah Is that Yeah Okay Yeah From COVID or No no no Anyway, I've got two days to live. Oh, wow. Yeah. Is that? Yeah. Okay. From COVID or something else? No, no, no. So just people who don't like me on the podcast have threatened me and said they're going to kill me.

Right. All the other stuff's finally caught up to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, hey, this is it. Prognosis negative. Yes. Yes. So I am out of the house.

Felt good. It felt even better for my wife who was extremely fucking annoyed at me because she had plans to go to the cinema. And I'm like, no, no, no. You have to stay in the house now. What is she going to go see? I don't know. It was something, I think her friend had got tickets.

So then it turned into, I was getting in trouble from her, and then she was getting in trouble from her friend. And it's like, just remember, you might have fucking COVID. This is the, yeah, this is the world. This is the world we live in. A little bit of a snapshot of why everyone's in this fucking mess, because a lot of people are thinking going to the movies is more important than this. Well, this is the weird thing.

Like, with all this stuff, like, yeah, it is weird the way how it works. So, initially, when you thought that the date of the exposure that had happened at the European Beer Cafe was different, it was December 21st originally that they told you. Yep. And so, you know, you're obviously, this person's been in your venue, you've stamped their wrists and everything. You're a huge risk of having it, which is why you get the test and everything. But then I'm thinking, we did a bunch of stockpile recording, like, immediately after that.

Yeah. Like, you were in my house for just basically two days straight. Licking your toothbrush? Yeah. So, it's like, if you have it, I have it. But there's no, you know what I mean? It's like, well, what should I do? I guess be careful, but there's no direct guidance of like –

Oh, man. It's pretty fucking weird. I could turn this into a serious podcast and just talk about this for 20 minutes because it's a pretty ridiculous situation. Literally, I wasn't contacted by DHHS, and there was a report that went out in the paper because I was sort of thinking, man, I could take this to the paper. This is a good story. Someone actually did it already.

Yeah, yeah, I saw that. Yeah, someone was at the show when it said, this is what happened. I never heard – I did the common sense thing and, you know, isolated, but no one at any stage has contacted – I supplied the ticket details to European Beer Cafe who then supplied it to DHHS. And they said, no thanks. Well, I guess the one positive we can take from this is, as a reminder, everyone listening, be safe. Check the news.

Check the exposure sites every day. You know what I mean? Because, yeah, you can't – everyone's like signing in with the apps and doing that and doing the right thing. But, yeah, I mean, there's always going to be cracks in the system and you can't rely on being contacted. So, you know, you've got to do your due diligence and really check it and monitor it every day.

Most importantly, come down to Basement Comedy Club on a weekend. You might make the papers. The COVID reality tour. Yeah, yeah. Well, then in that moment where I thought if you have it, I definitely have it. And then in the time between that, I've been to and from Perth. Yeah, yeah.

And they only just relaxed their borders. Like when I'd gone, they've been so militant about stamping it out. Mark McGowan's got a 90% approval rating because of that. You're over there and it's like being in an alternate universe where nothing ever happened. They are just absolutely living their lives. And I was just going, imagine if I'm the cunt that's brought it in yeah like they will they're so crazy over there they'll name and shame me in the papers like there will be a media witch

hunter like i will be burnt at the stake shout out to our international listeners who are listening to this story oh yeah one state had like three cases and we nearly we could have brought a case to another state that has zero cases shout out to america and uk at the moment yeah what the fuck are you talking about fucking crazy but um but that does lead us to uh oh bernie's hit the big one oh yeah um that does lead us to uh well i was gonna say yeah so uh uh so look just just so everyone's in no doubt or whatever uh the basement comedy club that I do on weekends, Friday, Saturdays, it got a deep clean.

Everyone got tested. Everyone in the venue got tested. I got tested, obviously. Everyone. Hughes and Barco all got tested. We were all good. Everyone's good. I heard a snippet of something,

some explanation of why people weren't hit up. And they said, oh, it was a very low risk thing. So I don't know what the fuck that means. We were just given no explanation. Anyway, my point being all good we got all the all clear i and and literally like four hours later we went and did a show yeah there so it's all it's all go it's all um back uh yeah it's all fine i mean yeah what do you do it's it wasn't a venue's fault at all it's's someone walked through and didn't know they had it, obviously. I hope so. Yeah.

And fucking walked out again. And that was it. It's been, yeah, I mean, back when, you know, a few months ago, they would list an exposure site and it was like a golf course out in the suburbs. And it was a bit like, oh, well, you know, it seems like it's, you know, not really feeling the risk at the moment. But now in the last week, it's just been all these places that I regularly go to. Right. moment but now in the last week it's just been all these places that i regularly go to like it's like euro uh a brewery in abbotsford that i go to a bit um like rockpool was on the list like well

it was funny yesterday because on the weekend when i went into isolation i hit up because so it's you know basements on friday saturday i run spleen yeah i mean it's been on monday night which is around the corner and i talked to the the bar manager in there and i was like look just so you know fyi i'm in isolation it could be two days who knows who knows what's what the fuck the go is at that stage that's when they had the mixed up date they'd been back and forth comics go between the two venues there was a bit of uh miscommunication whatever so he just sort of went you know i'm gonna be safe i'm gonna let's pull the spleen show that night just in case. Yeah.

In support of, you know, what's going on or whatever. Then, you know, cut to – In support. Fly the flag at half-mast out in front of spleen. Cut to two days later. We get the all clear and the show's still called off at spleen but Basement's still kind of like back up and going. And I walk around the corner and like say, hey, Joel.

And he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh, I ran the show. He's like, we closed because you couldn't run a show. I'm like, no, hey, Joel. And he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I ran the show. He's like, we closed because you couldn't run a show. I'm like, no, we're back. I forgot to tell you. It's like you trying to mute the competition. But the competition is just you. Yeah.

It's like the time me and a guy that lived with a guy we didn't like said that we were moving out. Made all those plans to move out so that he'd move out. Then we didn't move out. Yep, yep, yep. We've talked about this. I did the exact same thing with an ex-girlfriend and a couple that we lived with whom we did not get on with. But, yeah, so anyway, speaking of me being in Perth

and potentially bringing the disease back in. Perth, this is what you want to hear, guys. Flew back on December the 31st. Everything had changed while I was in the air. So you just went over there for a quick little holiday. Yeah, I was going. So my girlfriend is from there, and she went back to visit her family, and I went with her.

Had a beautiful four days there on the beaches. Really getting revved up for that show on the 24th. I don't think, I'm not sure if you've ever said if I'm allowed to say her name on the podcast, but it's Doris Rosemount, isn't it? She's the heir to the Rosemount Hotel fortune. Yes, that is her name, Doris. That's why we did the show there. You know what?

I've been jealous of you having shorthand for your wife, and now I've got one for my girlfriend. Doris. Doris Rosemount. Doris Rosemount. Doris Rosemount Jr. Yeah. Because obviously, Rosemount was named after Doris Rosemount,

the mother. Why is junior only a male thing? We've talked about this. I'm obsessed with this idea, why there's no female juniors. Female junior. Yeah. It's because men,

I assume, I've always assumed it's because men are that fucked in the head that only men would think, oh, yeah, this is going to be like me. Girls don't think like that. No woman goes, we have to name this daughter after me. No mother has ever gone, this girl better grow up to be like me. Right, right. That's never happened.

A real slay queen. Yeah, yeah. Like her mother. So, yeah, we were over there hanging out. The night before we left, there was the breaking thing that there had been three cases discovered in Victoria and I started thinking, ooh, this does not seem good. Oh, by the way, very quickly, before yesterday,

when we were waiting for the results to come in to get the text from the testing, Arj Barker, me and Hughsey were all like back and forth on text going, have you heard anything? Have you heard anything? Have you heard anything? Have you heard anything? All morning, all morning.

And then all of a sudden it came up on the Guardian website, three cases confirmed in Melbourne, three new cases confirmed in Melbourne. And it's just like, what if this is how we find out fuck that's that's interesting yeah yeah yeah because it's like like I said you know the the media had it before it went out before like the the pub knew that anyone had been right so it's getting released out there that way yeah it's like fuck what if it what if it's like I was just dreaming of the the front page like you know when when the three big pop rock stars in the 50s died, the Big Bopper and Buddy Holly and Richie Valens.

I'm like, fuck, I'm going to be Richie Valens. I'm going to be the one that everyone's like, who the fuck is this? And then 50 years later, they make a movie of him. So what, since then, because look, it may be, look, someone could have come into the venue since. Maybe you got tested too early. And like we're saying, you can't rely on the DHHS to, you know, be across all this stuff.

Your experience has kind of highlighted some cracks in the system. So maybe you can get on the front foot here. Let's say you had gotten a positive result. So since December the 28th, if you're then having to say to them, okay, here's where I've been, here's the risky sites, what have you got? Man, don't worry. I thought all about this. I thought about my wife finding out all the places I'd checked in.

It's just like, how many times did you go to Bridge Road McDonald's this week? Fucking hell. So avoid there, just in case. A few ice cream. Because actually that was the funniest thing, was like saying that Euro was a site, and then the very next thing I saw was you on our social media posting yourself in the ice cream aisle.

I was like, oh, well, he's taking it well. No. I might have COVID. Straight down to the shops to stock up on Freddo Frog ice creams. No, that was a few hours before. That was a few hours before. No. Yeah, I mean, I'd been to the supermarket that morning.

I've been to the gym a bunch of times. Yeah. All that sort of stuff. Yeah. But look, hey, lucky. We're all good. We're all good. Back to Perth.

You're mid-air. I'm mid-air. I was going to a house. I was flying back to spend New Year's Eve with friends, going to a house party that night. They were kind of like trying to just just get 30 people at their house, which was the limit. And then, of course, on New Year's Eve,

it changes to only 15 people. So then there's all this drama where my friends are having a workout, like, oh, well, who do we uninvite? And luckily for them, the number of people that had definitely RSVP'd in the event was bang on 15. Right. So then they had to have some very tense conversations with people. That's great though.

Yeah, they're like, hey, you never clicked? So yeah, you just can't come. And they're like, oh, what the fuck? And they're like, yeah, you can't fucking play the field on New Year's Eve in the middle of COVID. That's just how it's got to work. Like, I love that you're rewarded for doing the right thing, but I also think you're punished by the people coming to your New Year's party are fucking nerds that put attending on.

Absolutely. On Facebook. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So we... You're getting the fucking kings of admin. Yeah, yeah. To the rockinest night of the year. Totally, yeah.

But luckily, we landed in Melbourne and like a couple of different group chats in the event. It's all, as it's been announced, it's all just drama of like, fuck, what are we going to do? Does the party have to get called off? But we miss all that. Like we just land to like, it's all worked out. Someone had vouched for me and Doris.

Tommy and Doris are definitely in. I know they're coming. Tommy and Doris, that sounds nice. It does sound pretty beautiful, doesn't it? Doris. Tommy and Doris are definitely in. I know they're coming. Tommy and Doris, that sounds nice. It does sound pretty beautiful, doesn't it? Doris Dasolo. But she keeps the junior. She hangs on to the junior when we get married. Doris Dasolo Jr.

Doris Dasolo Jr. I'll have to mention this to her tonight and see what she makes of it. Anyway, so that was very – You don't get a choice with your nickname you can run a buyer but that's it yeah i'm not saying she gets a choice just what she whether she likes it or not right right um so yeah we land what she thinks you're proposing what do you think about doris daslow jr and she's like what the fuck are you talking about yeah you're doris so we're getting married yeah no i'm cheating on you with someone called don i'm I'm going to propose to them. With my cousin.

Yeah. Because he's got the name Gaslight. Yes, exactly. So, yeah, it was kind of like someone said to me that night, like, oh, yeah, sorry that you landed into all this. I'm like, it was actually perfect. Like, I just missed the four hours where my friends were fucking losing their mind over what we were going to do about this party. Anyway, then several hours later,

because, yeah, what would have happened was if we were kneeling in a stay in Perth for New Year's Eve and if we had have done that, we would have been, they were retroactively chucking people into quarantine. If we'd gotten there past December 21, we would have had to be in a hotel for nine days. Brutal stuff.

So then thinking, very lucky we missed that. And then, yeah, a couple of hours later, the news comes through, the WA border. Mad Mark McGowan, he's had a fucking itchy trigger finger. He's just been dying to slam this thing shut again. He fucking loves it. Yeah. And he's smashed the closure button.

And now the little dum-dum club is officially locked out of the great state of Western Australia. Yeah, yeah, we should make that clear. We've talked a lot of shit today. Yeah, so if you've got a ticket to the live Perth podcast and stand-up show on January 24 on the Sunday afternoon, Little Dumb Dumb Club show, at the moment we're in a little bit of limbo. We're in a little bit of limbo, as you may or may not know, because we have the strong feeling that people in WA and Queensland don't know anything about what the fuck is going on over here. We can't fly over there at the moment. Now, we've nearly sold out.

We've only got a couple dozen tickets left. So what we are doing, what we've been advised to do is delay it uh we don't have a replacement date right at this second because as we know uh who knows what the fuck is going on at the moment yep uh that will be done as soon as humanly possible as soon as we we can safely get over there and think we're not going to either get trapped or as soon as we're allowed to get over there we'll do that yeah if you've got a ticket already um you'll be notified by the ticketing agency of all of this sort of stuff uh hold on to your tickets we're definitely coming over here we've already had an offer to relocate

it somewhere else i know an actual offer um and we're like ticket your current ticket will be valid for yeah whenever we do it in the future so keep it don't pull the magnet off the fridge just yet leave the printout sitting there yeah so uh we're but fucking, I mean, you've had your little Perth experience. You lived it up. I was looking at you because you were, like, catching up with mates, and I was like, oh, he's gone early here. Like, you know, we'll get pissed with those guys in a couple of weeks. Like, fuck, no, you played it perfectly.

I kind of did play it perfectly, yeah. Well, it was also, like, Doris catching up with school friends. Right. And going, like, you can come if you want, but if you want to. Yeah, it was a bit of it. It was like, you can come. It was one of those you want to, yeah, it was a bit of it. It's like, you can come. It was one of those. Hey, you mentioned wanting to see some people here.

So, you know, if you wanted to do it then, that'd probably be the good time to do it. Yeah. Say no more. And her friends are saying to her, what's your boyfriend's name? Percy. Rodney. Rodney Rosemount. Rodney Rosemount III.

Yeah, so hold on to your tickets. You'll be notified if you don't have a ticket and you were planning on getting it and you were just taking your sweet-ass time. Keep a look at the socials or alternatively, the tickets are still on sale. People were still... We showed how little people knew about the closures.

We were still selling tickets a couple of days after the borders closed. Grab a ticket and that will guarantee, because there's literally only a couple of dozen tickets left, that will guarantee you entry when we do come over very soon and you will get the direct line to the ticketing company that will tell you exactly when we have the new date. That's it.

We will be there as soon as we can and we will announce the new date as soon as we can, but a few things have to happen first before we can have a realistic idea of when the new date will be. So hold tight and we'll let you know as soon as we can. Our aim is to announce dates for shows

in every state and have them all in limbo at once. The hypothetical tour of Australia 2021. We've got Melbourne and Perth in the air at the moment. Yep, exactly. We could got Melbourne and Perth in the air at the moment. Yep. Exactly. I mean, we could just announce an Adelaide one really quickly now,

even though we're allowed to go there and delay it immediately. Yeah, we may as well. That would be good. Today. We're going to be in Adelaide today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hang on. Postponed.

Right. Yep, there you go. Done. We'll let you know when we're actually going to do that Adelaide date. Sorry for the inconvenience, guys, if you've got a ticket. Yes. But hold on. Hold tight. We're busting it over there. We'll let you know when we're actually going to do that Adelaide date. Sorry for the inconvenience, guys, if you've got a ticket. Yes. But hold on. Hold tight.

We're busting it over there. I'm personally fucking busting it over there. Tommy's probably sick of Perth already, but I am fucking hanging. It's great. You know, that's the thing. I was like, because we didn't spend any time in the city. We were out in Fremantle for most of the time because my girlfriend's family lives kind of around that area. We were going to stay in the city initially and then we kind of thought,

let's just hang in Frio, it's nice and we'll get our city fixed when we're back in three weeks. So there was a lot of stuff I didn't really do under the assumption that I'd be back there very shortly. So also put a hold on your plans to ring hotels and ask for Errol P. Mosquito. Yes, yes. Have you notified the hotel to not be holding a room for Mr. Mosquito?

Yes, yeah. That's all taken care of, unfortunately. Man, I was so fucking looking forward to it. The pool on the top of the fucking hotel and some mates I haven't seen for a while. Fucking hell. Anyway, whatever. I mean, we're having a pretty dog shit summer here weather-wise, and it was fucking great to be there in 30-something degree heat every day. We got an Uber one.

For a fucking dumb cunt that goes to Thailand three times a year, the very least I thought I could have was a little trip to Perth after a year. Stand on the coast with your binoculars just gazing over at it. That's it. We got an Uber at one point, and the Uber driver was just going like, yeah, Mark McGowan, we all love him over here. 90% good on him. So he's the premier of Western Australia.

Yeah, we all love him because he's keeping out those dirty Victorians. You know, we hate the Victorians here. And I go, oh, look, cards on the table. We both live in Victoria. We're just here visiting. And my girlfriend said to me later, like, fuck, when you said that, I was so worried he was going to kick us out of the Uber. And I was like, look, fair.

Probably should have kept my mouth shut. But it was like a pretty long drive. And I just couldn't do it. I couldn't sit there for 20 minutes and just listen to this cunt bash Victoria and, like, pretend and be like, yeah, I'm from here. I've been having a fucking great time in August and September, just going to pubs and stuff. Yeah, I hate coffee and not bashing people.

So, yeah, stay tuned. Hold on to your tickets. Look at the socials. And, yeah, if you're planning on getting a ticket, it is nearly sold out. So I know it is a weird thing to get a ticket to a show that you don't know the date of at the moment, but we'll guarantee you entry and you'll know when the fuck it's happening.

It's like a Kickstarter. It's like your money goes in and you'll eventually get this product. And who knows, the company may go bust before the product even comes out. It's like a Kickstarter. It might be a class action lawsuit. Some very dodgy operators not providing what they said they were going to. Oh, it's a new pillow. It's going to change the way you sleep.

Put in now and you'll be the first to get one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll never hear from us again once that check clears. Exactly. Speaking of checks clearing, though. Sorry, everyone. But, yeah, hey, but thank you to everyone that puts in for patreon.com slash little diamond club that funds this podcast,

that makes this show happen. Without you guys, we could never keep going and rip off people from Perth. But thank you. Hey, if you're in Perth and you're a bit bummed that you're missing that live show, you can get on the Patreon because there's a huge backlog of the bonus mini episodes that we've been churning out since March. There's nearly 100 of them now, two a week, guests on a bunch of them, heaps of funny shit in there. Sometimes we feel like they should have been regular episodes,

so there's good quality content. So, yeah, if you're not on there and you're a bit bummed that there's now a hole in the calendar on Jan 24, just get on there and listen to all of them for that day. Yeah, that you're not on there and you're a bit bummed that there's now a hole in the calendar on Jan 24, just get on there and listen to all of them for that day. Yeah, that's all right. Take them to the pub. Yes, go sit at the Rosemount with your headphones in. What if we did that?

What if we could organise that? If we could organise a listing party? Yeah. What if we record? What about this for an idea? Okay, here's an idea. Yeah. What if we record – what about this for an idea?

Okay, here's an idea. If you've got a ticket to the show at the Rosemount Hotel on Sunday, January 24, we record a podcast just for you people and we get the venue to play it and you guys can all rock up and sit in that room and listen to it. Can we do that? I feel like that is then going to mean that we get stung venue hire and then we then have to sell tickets all over again. Yeah, maybe. But maybe we can find another venue that's just happy to just put it on

and have people in there drinking. Well, let us know if you're interested in that idea. I like the idea of all those people getting together and having something. If someone videos the response to it as well, that'd be great. That's funny. Okay. Especially if we're not, not even like that live streaming thing where we're live streaming in and seeing the reaction.

No. We're just, here's a thing we've recorded for you. Yeah. Yeah. We're guessing at their reaction. Yeah. It's just a good, you've already planned that little hole in your diary. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. People can get together, have a drink, talk over the top of it without worrying that we're going to hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let us know if you know of somewhere that would be happy to just put off anyone else who's walking into the venue. Well, I think we can, I'll have a quick word to the Rosemount if they're not keen on it

and that's fine. I think we know enough other people over there that can organise a different venue. Yeah. Because not all 200 people are going to want to come and do this. That's a good point. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah.

So we can find a smaller venue. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm going to work on this. Yeah.

Okay. We'll have, yeah, the little listening party. The, what do you call it? The silent little dum-dum club disco. Yes. Yeah. Also, yeah, we do want it out of the speakers though. Yeah, I guess so. so that's what i was

going to say before i uh at the end of uh when was it at the end of 2019 there was a week where on three separate occasions in the one week i saw at three different pubs the same man sitting by himself with airpods in oh just have you ever had that where you've just you've just for whatever reason noticed a stranger because they're doing something weird yeah and then you just keep seeing them there was there was yeah i did have a couple of them at some stages where i just kept going where do i know you from yeah did i used to work with you or something and it's like no i just keep seeing them at different points in melbourne i'm like this is and it started to get a bit scary because i'm like if they turn around and recognize me they're going to think that i'm like this is and it started to get a bit scary because i'm like if they turn around and recognize me they're gonna think that i'm stalking them yeah but it's not that it's just this very weird coincidental thing it was very strange it was this guy who yeah and one was it

like a pub like a packed pub on a saturday night really noisy and he's just sitting there in the midst of it beer in hand air pods in and then i just kept seeing him everywhere i went and i really it's like i am kind of a paranoid person but it did make me feel like my paranoia is like generally pretty you know pretty tapered and pretty genuine right because you know you could really run wild with that fantasy of like this cuntunt's following me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This cunt's in the CIA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's trying to take me down. Yeah.

All right. We better crack it in. How long have we been going? 25. 25? Yeah. Oh, fuck. That's not too bad.

By our standards, sure. Exactly. By anyone else's standards, to get out one piece of news, that's terrible. Yes. No, I think we've done well. Thank you to everyone that's on patreon.com slash little dumb man club like we said

heaps of gear on there if you're a person that's never got onto patreon it's not too hard to sign up at all it's easy get on there sign up

and you get heaps of stuff and you're doing the right thing yep so there's something in it for you there's something in it for us but of course

a major part of that is the chance to go into a little Dunlop Club history and folklore by having your name read out and dissected live on the air here on Talking Dunlop. And that's what's going to happen right now where I'm going to open up the old UTA, the Unplanned Title Alternator,

get at some completely random names that do subscribe to the show, read them out, and let's have our take on it. Yeah. On those names. Yep. Let's have our wicked way with these names. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's have a little bit of a giggle.

Let's have a bit of fun time. Well, here's hoping. Relax. Here's hoping. We've been talking about COVID. We've been talking about cancellations. We've been very serious. Yeah, yeah.

Now, time to sort of look at the lighter side of life. Well, we've been talking about cancellations, we've been very serious. Yeah, yeah. Now time to sort of, you know, look at the lighter side of life. Well, you know, we've done the news desk, they're signing off and now it's time for Seinfeld. Well, I thought maybe this is the half hour odd spot at the end of the show. Ah, yeah, okay. Where the camel got his head stuck in the dunny. Right. Thank you to Patreon subscriber, a dog on a surfboard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. All right. So let's crack on. Number one cab off the rank this week. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Clark Wilson. Ooh.

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Clark Kent. Clark Rubber? Oh. No. That's good. That's a good secret identity for someone, Clark Rubber. Clark Rubber. Yeah.

Have you ever set foot in a Clark Rubber? I don't know that I have. No. And I think I might go sometime this week. Have you ever put your dick in a Clark Rubber? Is that using a shoe, using an old school shoe as a condom yes have you yes right um yeah uh yeah i clark rubber is one of those places where i couldn't tell you off the top of my head what they sell but then a number of times in my life someone has gone to me i, oh, I need to buy this thing. And I've just instinctively known, I reckon you'll get that at Clark Rubber.

Right. So I bought a new car recently and I slept in it a couple of weeks ago. Wow, things are going well. Things are going pretty well. Yep, a nice used car. Yeah, we're recording this in the car at the moment, guys. It's huge. Tommy got kicked out of his house.

I went camping, put the back seats down yeah it's huge tommy got kicked out of his house yeah yeah um i put the went camping put the back seats down it's a little wagon and then like got this little futon thing that my girlfriend has and uh slept in there and it was great and i now i want to get like i want to get a piece of um like foam and kind of cut it out so it's like a purpose so i have like a little purpose-built mattress in there for like camping trips and stuff and i was just like where would i get i just knew right rubber right if you'd said to me what to clark rubber sell i wouldn't have been able to say probably a foam mattress no but just off the top it's like it's just a it's an odd spot kind of store it's an odds and ends i kind of feel like i wouldn't know i'm actually in need of something like that at the moment now thanks to this conversation i might give them a

try yeah yeah um i couldn't have told you what the fuck they had in there. I would have thought Clark rubber. Oh, okay. Tires? Probably not. Probably not. That's more like bow repairs. Yeah.

Or Bob Jane. Yeah. Bob's Jane. Bob's Jane. Yeah. Clacker. Clacker Wilson. Clark.

Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark.

Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark.

Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark Rubber Kent Wilson yeah yeah yeah Rubber Kent yeah it's you know if you're naming a child Clark you know what you're doing surely like you're always going to cop that

you might as well as the baby comes out put a pair of glasses on it straight away yep but is it a bit is that intentional it's like

my kid's going to be Superman oh yeah that is a truly simple mind yeah yeah if I give my if my kid if I give my kid's going to be Superman. Oh, yeah. That is a truly simple mind. Yeah, yeah. If I give my kid the name of an alias, then it's going to grow up to be a superhero. Yeah, yeah. I want – yeah.

I'm a bit of a private person. So what better to do than to name my child after a secret identity? Yeah. Just so he doesn't go out there and, you know, he's not in the public eye. He's not, you know, all out there. And he's more the subdued version well do you is that a thing do you fill out two birth certificates do you have the secret identity birth certificate and then the alter ego birth certificate yeah can you do that i wonder if you clark wilson alias goes into the phone booth and then comes out as Rubberman.

I wonder if you could, yeah, if you do that, you give your kid the name Clark and then when the kid grows up, just so you know, you don't have to use that name all the time. You can always go into a phone booth. That's it, yeah. And come out with a different name. No, that's the present on the 18th birthday, a phone booth. Right, right, right.

It's like, Dad, these got decommissioned 50 years ago where did you get this guess where Clark Rubber that is yeah that's very cool as a symbolic thing

on the 18th birthday you go into the phone booth get changed you come out a man yes I like that yeah

that's like the nerd bar mitzvah and then your name is just Super Wilson yeah yeah no it's the nerd bar mitzvah it's just like if you're white there's like nothing culturally where you have like a big kind of coming of age like party and celebration if your parents are big nerds right they push you into the phone booth and you come out as super wilson super is such a good first name it is pretty great

there must be there must be some fucking loser who's going to get super at some point. Super. Fucking hell, that's great. Or spelt differently or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super Wilson. That's our gift to you, Clark. Clark Wilson.

That's some good shit. Thanks, Clark. Thanks, Clark. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber, second Kev off the rank this week. Patrick Bosher. Or Bosher. Patrick Bosher? Patrick Bosher. B-O-S-H- this week. Patrick Bosher. Or Bosher. Patrick Bosher? Patrick Bosher.

B-O-S-H-E-R. Bosher. Probably Bosher. Probably Bosher. Yeah. Bosher Gunzberg. Yeah. Patrick I like as a name.

We've covered this before, but Patrick's a nice strong name. That should have been a contender if I had had a boy, but I didn't even think about it. Patrick? Yeah, I kept thinking, we're going to have a girl. Didn't even think about it. Didn't even think about it.

Well, that's good. You didn't need to. Patrick I should have had at my sleeve. I should have been prepared. I was completely unprepared for a boy. I think we've talked about this, but we were sitting in the fucking hospital room. Yeah, yeah, last minute you were, like, should probably spitball a couple of names for the fellas just in case.

Yeah, we got a baby naming book there, fucking like we were cramming for a last minute exam. Right, right. Just going through going, John? No. In the doctor's waiting room, so it's a baby naming book from, like, 1981. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tim? Yeah.

They're just the most, like,. Yeah, yeah. Tim. Yeah. Just the most like basic names. Aha. No. Bosher. Yeah. Bosher? Boucher. It's an odd one.

It's an odd one, isn't it? Bosher. It's, yeah. I mean, you know, look, all the time I think I'm learning. I'm learning about names on the show all the time. It's educational as part of the show. There's so many names I didn't know exist, I didn part of the show. I didn't know it could exist. I didn't know you could have a name like Bosher.

I was reading the other day, some surnames came from what people used to do when they were generations ago. Wow. That isolation was good for you. You got to bone up on some reading. Yeah, some stuff I didn't know. But Bosher just shows that, I mean, A, I want to know what Boshing is,

so I know what the fuck this has come out of. Yeah, I'm going to Google it. Or B, this just proves that since then, people have just gone, I don't have to fucking get called after something my ancestors did. I'm just going to have the most fucking stupid name of all time. Boshing. The act of dumping an alcoholic drink such as champagne all over your head and face. Done by Chris Bosch of the Miami Heat after winning the NBA championship.

Wow. Yeah. So that's what this guy's medieval ancestors. This guy's... Back in Camelot. Yeah, back in Camelot. People ancestors. Yeah.

This guy's... Back in Camelot. Yeah, back in Camelot. His ancestors for the... Yeah, the Camelot Miami Heat won the NBA championship. No, you know what? You know what? This guy's ancestors slayed a fucking dragon. They went, fuck yeah.

We've got it. Just a big fucking jug full of fucking slime or whatever they drank back then. Yeah, yeah. They drank slime back then. Fermented slime. after slaying a dragon they drank slime yeah if i ever told you what i thought i surely your take on game of thrones would be incredible man i remember as a kid i used to i used to think that like you know when you get taught at some stage you know don't waste water don't don't leave the tap going yes that all goes down the sink and don't put like i think at some stage, you know, don't waste water. Don't leave the tap going. That all goes down the sink. And don't put like, I think at some stage my parents must have been like,

yeah, don't put just anything down the sink. Don't put that gross stuff down the sink. You know, some stuff's for the bin and some's for the sink, you know. I somehow got into my head that, yeah, don't put disgusting stuff down the sink because that goes to old people's homes and they have to drink it. Right. Yeah. Do you think that's maybe something, do you think maybe your parents told you that? No. to old people's homes and they have to drink it. Right. Yeah. Do you think that's maybe something,

do you think maybe your parents told you that? No. And you've just forgot? Because I think with children, just saying you shouldn't do that, you know, a child's mind is like, why? Like, you know, kids are so inquisitive that you need a good, so I think there's a lot of that where just the parents to just get them to fucking understand have invented some, like so many people have that of like,

yeah, my parents told me fucking this to get me to stop climbing on the bed or whatever. I really hope not. I really hope that my parents didn't go, stop pissing down the sink. Your granddad has to drink that. Oh, man, I hope they did tell you that. I hope all of that happened.

I hope you were pissing down the sink and your mum came in and went, that's going directly into Nan's mouth. You're pissing into your Nan's mouth, you dirty little boy. Yeah, stop doing that. She likes a good white wine. Pour the white wine down the sink instead. Now, stop doing that and piss in the bin like a normal person.

Where your uncle drinks from. Yep, Uncle Dick. Yep. All right, thanks, Patrick Bosher. Thanks, Bosch. And when you're celebrating for having your name read out on this show, just absolutely Bosch it up. Oh, I bet he is already.

As soon as he heard it, he's cracked the fucking, I wish I knew more names of fancy champagne. Yeah. Yeah, what other names of champagne? I don't know. It just shows how unsuccessful this podcast is. Exactly. Yeah, don't say a name champagne? I don't know. It just shows how unsuccessful this podcast is. Exactly. Yeah, don't say a name.

My wife loves the champers. She loves the champers. She loves the DBJ. I'm always a bit like, I don't know, should you be – she's got the half-empty bottle in the fridge all the time. It's like, what are you celebrating exactly? Yeah, it is a weird drink to just kind of have recreationally. It's very – every now and then when i'm out on the town i you know if it's a warm night and you know if i'm just with

if i'm with some gal pals and they're all ordering around a champers i go fuck it i'm in i'm very easily led that espresso martinis and aperol spritz i'll very happily follow the crowd and join in yeah aperol spritz is not too bad. Love an Aperol Spritz. Great drink. I got into it on the honeymoon in Italy. Got right into it. Very nice. A lot of cheap good pizzas and Aperol Spritzes. Love having a bit of an Aperol Spritz

at the tennis. Get a little ground pass. Often there's always a big Aperol tent. So they're pretty, you know. I would say that's my new go-to if we go to a thing, if I go to a thing with my wife where, you know, you're at a nicer sort of a place or something. I'll go there because I'm not a wine person at all.

Yeah. Don't like the champagne either. So Aperol Spritz is my grown-up drink. It's not beer. Yeah. Thanks, Patty B. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Tim Bache. Bache.

B-A-I-T-C-H. Now this. The son of A himself. This is very unfortunate. This is rough stuff. That is so funny that he's literally the son of a Bache. Bache. Well, maybe he's got a kid as well.

And that kid is the son of a Bache as well. The legacy continues. Yeah. It is. How much would he have copped that as a kid? Like, just someone in the playground going, hey, you're a real son of a bitch. A 100, yeah, constantly.

Hey, not saying anything bad about your mum. I'm just technically correct. It's just you, yeah. Yeah, but you tell me if I'm wrong. You tell me. What age do you think that's coming in potentially? Because that is like that level. I don't think that's too young.

High school surely. No. You reckon? Well before high school. You reckon? Yeah. As if in grade five, grade six, you don't have the wherewithal to do that. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Around then. Yeah. Yeah. I would say grade four at the latest, I reckon. Okay. six you don't have the wherewithal to do that yeah that's true yeah around then yeah yeah i i would say grade four at the latest i reckon okay i reckon i'm trying to put myself back in grade four mentality doesn't take much um and i reckon i reckon i would have clocked it easily and i wouldn't have been the first either bach bach son of a bach i don't think i would have known

completely what to do with it but you definitely got enough in you to go hey son of a bach i don't think i would have known completely what to do with it but you definitely got enough in you to go hey son of a bach yep what can we do with that yep yep can you can you help me even though i'm in you know i'm aiming at you has someone else said something to you at some point that i could use i'm trying to remember i don't really remember too many people at my school having nicknames that were based on their surname because i kind of feel like my memory is by the time you get to that point of like hey bullying is funny you've sort of been around these people for so long that the name is just kind of part of the tapestry right it's kind of hard to look at it objectively with the strong exception of a guy in my year level at, was it, I think

primary school, who's, I'm just going to say his full name, who gives a fuck. Ian Rabenis. Right. R-U-B-E-N-I-S. Yeah. And then one day someone in my class goes, Ian, rub my penis. And then we're away. We're just off and racing.

Well, I still regret that there was someone I went to primary school with, and I still remember his name as clear as day because of the regret of, like, fuck, if we had have gone to high school with him, we could have done something with this. But in primary school, we didn't. It was beyond us. I went to school with a guy called trevor fist her oh damn yeah so then he went to a different high school yeah i think he moved away

ah fuck yeah he got out while the getting was good but some other homes that's a parent who's like other lucky town no we're like the parent going we're homeschooling you from grade six on yeah yeah yeah that's great once the hormones hormones kick in, you have to stay home. That's great. Just a parent going like, trust me, I know this is hard now, not seeing your friends, but we are saving you a lot of adult trauma. Once your friends know what pornos are, you are in a lot of trouble. The first friend who goes up the bush and comes back with that info, it's curtains for you, Chief.

Yeah. He just went into a cocoon when he turned 10. Yeah. And then just came out again at 19 or something. Exactly. Went straight to uni. It's like, what's your qualifications? Oh, no.

Mum said I got a score of 99.99. Yes. Okay. Well, I guess you're in here. Wait a minute. Your name's Fister. Yeah. Yeah.

Come right in. It's unavoidable. It's unavoidable. But yeah, Tim Biatch. Biatch. Come right in. It's unavoidable. It's unavoidable. Yeah. But yeah, Tim Biatch. Biatch. Tim Biatch. Biatch. Timmy Batch.

Thanks, Tim. Oh, is that it? Got him? We've gotten him pretty good. Have we? Let's have one. There's one more circle. Let's do one more lap of him.

Mm-hmm. What other way do you use the word uh a bitch in any way um but what's milan friend of the show milan um uses the word bitch car yep what's that mean again um i remember he just kept yelling bitchka at everyone in Thailand one year. He had everyone yelling it. And it ended up meaning something very ordinary. But he sort of tricked us into thinking bitchka. Did it with something?

Yeah. Bitchka. Oh, no. It is a bad word. Bitchka. Your mother's pussy. Yeah. Also meaning good-looking babe.

What a language. Example. Kozha Pichka. Okay. Yeah. That's urban dictionary. Okay. Timmy Bejka.

What a good-looking pussy he is. Yeah. What a good-looking pussy he is. Yeah. What a good-looking mum's pussy. Yeah. Yeah. But let us know, Tim. What age? Look, to be honest, I'm interested in the feedback from all three of those so far.

Clark, what have you copped? Basha, what have you copped? And Bej, what have you copped? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So do a bit of homework and come back and let us know. Thanks, Timmy.

Thanks, Tim. Thanks, you absolute son of a, you know what, son of a Tim. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Nick Wisemiller. Ooh. Yeah. W-E-I-S-M-I-L-L-E-R. Sounds like it's hyphenated when you say it out loud. Nick Wisemiller. Wise hyphenated when you say it out loud. Nick Wise.

Wise hyphen Miller. Ah. Wise Miller. I think it sounds a lot like, what was his name? There was a Tarzan. Way back in the day. Johnny Wise, Wise Miller, something like that. Okay.

He made me think of that. But I don't believe it's the same person, given that it's a different name. Okay. And that guy would be about 120 by now. And we don't have too many ex-Tarzans that listen to the show. Tarzan. I don't believe. He would be 116.

Yeah, turning 117 this year, he would be. It's not impossible. It's not impossible, but for the fact he died in 1984 here. Oh, okay. Yeah, so that puts the odds up. But he played Tarzan. He was a competitive swimmer, water polo player and actor. What's his name again?

Johnny Weissmuller. Johnny Weissmuller. To think between 1984, 1986, you were living in a world where there was no Johnny Weissmuller and no Tommy Dasolo either. Yeah. The days between. Well, I mean, he died in 1984. I mean, this could be him reincarnated, Nick Weissmuller.

That could be him. That means he's 27 or something. I wonder if reincarnation is real, how it works. Hang on, 37. Is it an immediate one in, one out straight away? So the second one thing dies that the soul is repurposed into a baby that's being born

that second? Yeah. Or could I be reincarnated from this guy? Can a soul just kind of hang out there in the ether for two years In purgatory? Yeah. It's kind of floating around the world looking out for this one could be good. Looking for a suitableatory. Yeah, and it's like kind of floating around the world, sort of looking out for, ah, this one could be good. Looking for a suitable body.

Yeah. I mean, look, the short answer is all that's bullshit, but maybe. Well, I just watched this documentary that Pixar made about the subject. Oh, okay. And that's informed how I think the whole concept of the soul works. Right, and that's made by which documentary maker? Pixar. Oh, right.

The documentary company Pixar. Pixar Edinburgh. Yeah, Pixar. Yeah, right, right, right. Okay, yeah, the other brother. It's made by them. They did one about how cars work. Oh, about the time that old man went up in the balloon or whatever?

Yep, exactly. Yeah, the Pixar guide to the elderly. Right, right, right. They did, obviously, the one about toys and how they're made and how they function. Right. How they talk. Yep. Cooking.

Rats. Documentary about rats. Right, right, right, right. Okay, I get it. All that sort of stuff. I get it. What do you think about this? I mean, Johnny Weissmuller, the previous form of Nick Weissmuller, back in the old days when he used to be in Tarzan.

He was born in Austria, but he died in Mexico. What do you think about the idea of being born in a country and dying in a different country? Don't mind it. You don't mind it? Yeah. Mix it up always sticks with me this little thing where someone said i don't know where it was but whether this is a theory or whatever but there's like a little thing inside you that the further you get from home the more you know you have this little sort of like not a homing device or hominging signal or something, but the further you are from home, there's just a little thing niggling at you, I guess.

I don't know whether that's true or not. Are you saying that if you'd gotten the positive COVID test and then your symptoms really, really take a turn for the worse, you're two weeks in and you're on the ventilator, you're all of it, and you're like, I'd better get back to Maryborough. Yeah. I think it's nearly curtains for me that's it time to get up to no no i won't be checking in down here i'm going up to mary borough general hospital yes to live out the last days of my life where it all began the real experts of covid yes yes yes yeah that is what i have thought

of that before like you know if if you know if had said, oh, where do you, you know, are you going to get buried back in Maribor or whatever? It's like, yeah. At some stage you've got to let go of like where you're from or. Do you ever do this? I always find this interesting that like you have a, like your sort of, what would you call it? You're like internal compass where if i'm staying somewhere else

like if i'm in a hotel it could be on the other side of the world i can be lying in that bed and i know whether it's like the same angle that i'm in my bed at home in you know what i mean like i can lie there and just i can picture where i'm facing and what direction my room and my house is in and i and i maybe i'm imagining this but i always feel like i sleep better if i'm aware that the bed that i'm sleeping in is facing the same way as my bed at home like if i'm on an angle i'm like i'll have a bad sleep and i'll go oh that felt really weird and then i go yeah i was on a different side and i was like facing the other way okay no it's interesting that i can just know in my head. I'm like, yep, this is perpendicular to my bedroom.

No, it's interesting. I don't think the same way as that, but I can see what you're talking about. This will be the thread for the week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. I think it's going to be mostly about who's your favorite actor that played Tarzan. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

I'm pretty sure. Brendan Fraser. Yes. Oh, no. Hang on. Sorry. He's George of the Jungle. I'm pretty sure. Brendan Fraser. Yes. Oh, no, hang on. Sorry, he's George of the Jungle. Close enough. Yeah, same thing. Nick Weismiller.

He's a real Weismiller. You're a real Weismiller. I think you're so good. Yeah. With your smart mouth and your Weismiller. I'd be getting rid of the Miller, honestly. Nick Wise. But it's W-E-I-S.

Still. Like the bar that you get sometimes on the plane, the ice cream bar. Oh, yeah. You get them on the plane? I've copped heaps of them on the plane. Really? Yeah. I don't think I've ever copped one on a plane.

Oh, yeah. Man, I remember, I actually think very lowly of them because I remember I had a really good run of being given M&M's on the plane. Yep. Which has always been my favourite chocolate treat, bar line. Yep. And I'm like, here comes the fucking M&M's.

Here comes the stewardess. And then you're getting a Weiss bar. And all of a sudden I'm getting the Weiss bar. I'm like, no, no, no, this must be a mistake. Don't mind the Weiss though, go be honest. And then Copton had a massive run of them and never got M&M's again. Yeah, right. Interesting.

I mean, look, some people love the Wise Bar. I'm just not a big fan. Never really felt like an ice cream on a plane. It's not really something – I don't think I've ever gotten one. Like, I can't imagine that it's that easy to store up there. Well, I mean, you know, how easy is anything to store up there? That's true. Yeah, I've just never really thought of it as something

that you want to kick back and have on a plane. It is very interesting when you get that stuff where you go, all right, someone's made a new deal with Qantas here. Yes, yes. Okay, right. M&Ms are out and fucking, the boys at Weiss have got in the door, have they? Man, you are getting nothing on planes at the moment.

Oh, really? I've taken four flights since things kind of opened up again. Man, you are getting my girlfriend flew doris flew quantus to perth and gets an email no in-flight entertainment nothing going on it's like she's just stoked to be flying quantus and they're like no we can't even give you a thing to watch a movie on is that we're not even turning the screens on is that common do you know if that's common what did you you get? I guess. Well, I flew Virgin, and Virgin stuff has always been just the app that you get on your own device. Right.

And there's not a lot on there, because nothing new has come up. But they've chucked all three hangovers on there. Right. They've got a couple. Yeah, no one expects there to be the latest and greatest new releases, especially for Qantas. It's like, fucking give us something. And then she's flight to Perth. It's like four hours.

She's getting no food. You get're getting water and that's it right no like no no alcohol yeah you're lucky to get a snack it's like a thing of nuts it's probably it's probably a nice little thing for him at the moment where it's like you're just happy you're on a plane shut up you're right yeah yeah cut a bit of costing. Mm-hmm. Easy. Okay, thanks, Nick Wisemiller. Thanks, Wisemiller. You're a real wise guy. All right, so that's the end of the serious names that we're reading out this week.

That's one, two, three, four. So we're just going to have an odd spot at the end. Oh, okay. We're going to do a funny one. The last one. All right. Okay. Thank you very much. Just inject a bit of humour into the segment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just sort of like programmed the UTA to get sort of the funnier, the funniest name I could find. Yep. So we've done the first four. They're like bushfire, overseas famine, beloved celebrity suicide. And the weather. And the weather. That last one was the weather. That was theicide. And The Weather. And The Weather. That last one was The Weather. That was The Weather.

Nick Wiseman was The Weather. Yeah, here we go. He's a rat that's learned how to tap dance. Now, thank you very much to Patreon subscriber, Parrot on a Skateboard Comedy. Yeah, there we go. Good stuff. Good stuff.

Thanks, Parrot. Thanks, Parrot. All right. Thanks, everyone. Thanks for listening. And yeah, littledumbdumbclub.com. Get some merch. Get some Perth tickets if you just like having a big question mark in the old diary.

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