The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 546 - Live! Akmal Saleh, Georgie Carroll & Nick Capper

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

ALRIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN! We're back in Adelaide for our second show, featuring a special guest co-host for the first ten minutes of the gig! We've got NICK CAPPER on the clock as we try to work out whether we're getting our money's worth out of him. We're also joined by AKMAL SALEH and GEORGE CARROLL. Usually I'd include some little details here of things that Akmal and Georgie talk about in the episode, but to be completely honest, we all spend the entire back end of the episode trying to make sense of Capper's bizarre recent engagement story. It's a super fun one so strap in and come on the journey! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on The Little Dumb Dumb Club, a brand new episode recorded live in Adelaide with guests Akmal Saleh, Georgie Carroll and Nick Capper. We have a new date for our Perth live podcast. It is coming up. Check the website littledumbdumbclub.com for tickets to that. There are still some available and if you have an existing ticket, you should have been emailed all the info already. We also have a run coming up in Melbourne. I believe the only shows that have tickets left at the time we're recording this are April 3 and April 10. So, yeah, those are your last chances to come and see us live if you want to

in this little run that we've got coming up. Come and see us do stand-up as well. We've got our solo shows in Melbourne as well. If you're in Melbourne, come and see all of that stuff. Go to littledunlopclub.com for all info. But Perth, it's coming up soon. Check that date on the website and on the socials. Yes.

Until then, enjoy this new episode with Akmal Saleh, Georgie Carroll and Nick Capa. Hey, mate. Welcome once again into the Little Dum Dum Club for another week. My name is Tommy Dasolo and with me, as always, the other half of the program, my co-host and best friend, Ross Noble. G'day, dickheads! Yes! Oh, his famous catchphrase. God, they've done it again,

Ross. The second show, back to back. How are you feeling? How did you feel about that first one? It was good. I thought that some of the guests let us down. Yeah, right, right. Round of applause. Who was in the first show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was

an expression of tardiness, I thought. I thought it was an expression of tardiness I thought it was disrespectful I think there was a bit of tardiness going on in a manner of speaking a lot of tardiness but apart from that I thought that towards the end it did pick up

I agree completely honestly this last two minutes is the most relaxed I've been during a little Dumb Dumb Club podcast that we've ever done. But look, normally we come out here and we fuck around for 15 minutes. You've probably got a story about abusing someone on a tram or the kind of stuff that you usually get up to or shitting yourself in public.

I actually was abused by someone on a tram because I shit myself. Right. was abused by someone on a tram. Oh, yes. Because I shit myself. Yes. Right. Finally, you've merged them together into one perfect, classic Ross Noble Little Dum Dum Club anecdote. But look, let's not fuck around. Let's get our first guest out here, because we've landed a big fish for our first guest today

on Little Dum Dum Club. I'm sure you've all read the allegations that were published in the newspaper over the weekend and look, we believe in second chances here and he is here to clear his name publicly. Please give it up and welcome friend of the show Carl Chandler!

Wow. God, how long have I sunk where I have to guest on this show? Sorry, mate, they get like this sometimes. At least you're turned up. Yeah, that's right. Hey, thanks for having me, Ross. That's quite all right.

Thanks for coming. I've never listened before. What do I have to do on this show? Oh, no, no. I mean, we host it and we kind of interview you. So first things first, where do you get your ideas? Right. Where do you get your crazy ideas?

Yeah, look, that's a good question. A lot of people ask me. I usually deposit my ideas. That's great. So how did you get started in comedy? Great, great. Yeah, how did you get started? Yeah. Great, I'll field this one.

Yeah, go on. How do you deal with hecklers? How do you deal with hecklers? How do you deal with hecklers? Because that's always tricky Great question, I'd love to elaborate on the answer to that question Off you go Do you get nervous? Do you get nervous before you go on?

I'm a bit sick of answering these questions actually I'm really taxing my brain to think of all the answers We the class clown We the class clown Yeah We the class clown. Yeah, I did wear too much makeup. Oh, okay. I thought that was pretty quick, but apparently it was quick and no good. Hey, don't turn on our audience, okay? Oh, sorry.

I heard at least half the hosts used to do that. So, yeah. When did you first realise you was funny? I can see why shit journalists do this yeah yeah

I can see it's just like it's just what's it like being a woman in comedy god your wife must love it being married to a comedian yeah

oh yeah never been asked that really never been asked that well answer it now yeah oh me no I'm sorry no my co-host oh right oh are you going to interview your co-host I've never been asked that. Really? Never been asked that. Well, answer it now. Oh, me? No, I'm sorry.

No, my co-host. Oh, right. Oh, you're going to interview your co-host. Oh, your wife. My wife. I'm really confused. Damn my life. I feel like we've got Capper out here and he's not even out here.

It's infectious. Yeah, yeah. But thanks for joining us. Have you got any funny little anecdotes to bring to the stage? I think I do, actually. But they're all reliant on you having other guests coming out. What do you get the guests on? I'll fuck off now.

I've fulfilled my contractual obligations. You've done the minutes. Give it up for Ross Noble, everyone. Oh yeah, go that way, yeah. Don't debase yourself by walking

out past the toilets. No, just go straight through the crowd. See you, Ross. Have a good

show tonight. See you in Melbourne, mate. Good luck to the next podcast you're 45 minutes late for. Have a good show tonight. See you in Melbourne, mate. Yeah. Good luck to the next podcast you're 45 minutes late for. Right, now, who's got the Hilton's number?

Let's fucking get some drinks. A lot of people that weren't at the first show very confused right now. Who wasn't at the first show? Ah, well, you'll fucking listen to it next week. Yeah, you'll work it out. Yeah, you'll work it out.

Yeah, it's like watching the movie in reverse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing? I'm just trying to find the funniest part of the stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feeling it out.

Feeling it out. Where's the vibe feel good? Yeah, no, I just brought a few little props and I was like, fuck, where did I leave them again? Oh, yeah, well, your bag's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On stage. Does anyone and I was like, fuck, where did I leave them again? Oh yeah, were your bags here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On stage?

Does anyone want to look through Carl's bag? No, don't do that. Let me know if you get bored, mate, you can have a little, you can have a little squeeze through there. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Find all these hustler magazines that he's brought over. That'd be nice. That would be nice. But that'd be, that's a classic old school trick,

going to state on a trip, get some pornos. Get some pornos, bring some pornos with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Able to read them without the missile around. Exactly. Go into state on a trip, get some pornos. Get some pornos. Bring some pornos with you. Able to read them without the missile around. Exactly. Oh, mate. Get in early to your hotel room.

Just read some pornos and chuck it in the huge bin you've got in reception. Oh, 100%. Yeah, a night away from the family, you are going to just fill that thing up with the white stuff, aren't you? Hey, it's only 4.30, but this is technically the late show for us, alright? I've been hanging for a pressure-free wank for 12 months, so... Have you had to get covert around the house? A couple of trips to the toot that just kind of really stretch out or anything like that?

I spent a couple of hours of exercise. Why don't you do two today? You're looking a bit fat. Why don't you go for a longer run? Look, you know you're going to cop it, but it's just, you know, it's worth it to get that. I'll cop the fine. Yeah. If you want to go out for a couple of hours. Yeah, yeah. You don't need two hours.

Come on, you'd be done in 15 seconds. She could break her PB and you'd fit in 15, I reckon. Is this not what you want? Are you not entertained? We're all having fun and we got a bit close to home. That's all. That's all. Whatever.

Whatever. Can we do this? I've always wanted to do this very lately. I've wanted to do this where we have a sealed section in the live podcast where we turn the recorder off for like a minute or two. Well, no, don't literally turn it off. Don't literally turn it off.

Actually, have you turned it on? Don't touch it. Don't touch the recorder. Have you turned it on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. It's metaphorical. He means I'll edit it out later on.

All right. Should we do that? Should we do the sealed section here? Yeah, I mean this one's coming out in a couple of weeks. I've got some time. Oh, wow. Yeah, wow. That was...

That was great. That was great. That was great when an audience member got up and sucked both of our dicks. Yeah, wow. That was great. That was great. That was great when an audience member got up and sucked both of our dicks. Yeah, that was pretty cool. That was awesome. That was pretty cool. Don't message us asking what was in the sealed section if you're listening at home. We will be publishing the phone numbers of everyone who was in the audience.

So you can call them up and ask them what happened. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Do you feel good, though, getting that off your chest? Yes. I genuinely do. How did you guys feel about hearing it? Very good. There you go, Adelaide.

Immediately, very good. That's what happens when you turn up, Adelaide. Well done. Yeah, very, very comedy. All right, so we've got some very, at least one very special surprise guest coming up. Folks, please welcome back into the Little Dumb Dumb Club, Nick Cappa!

Seen it! Now, Nick is dressed as some sort of gorilla, a blue gorilla or something. A blue gorilla, yes, yes. For people who didn't listen last week or didn't turn up to the 3pm show, this is instead of your tuxedo traveller outfit,

you fucked that outfit up, now you've got this. Now apparently you're getting married in that outfit. Yeah. So you got engaged. Yeah. Congratulations, by the way. Don't clap, she hasn't said yes yet I think still in shock

she's like oh wow can't wait to get a message from you going I've got this great idea let's crowdfund the wedding we'll start up a GoFundMe you guys plug it on the pod we're going to get married in Malaysia Serbia Austria all the places Carl's brought a prop and he's only just in Malaysia, Serbia, Austria, all the places.

Carl's brought a prop and he's only just taking it out of the wrapping and he is being beaten by Glad Wrap, absolutely owned by the plastic wrap. All right, from here on out, I'm not editing. You've referenced it if you want. I'm not editing any more of these out. I'm fine with that going in. I love it.

As soon as I walked on, Carl's getting a whiteboard out. I'm like, even I thought, I hope he knows that's wrapped up. Now, what? All right, Mr Squiggle, what have you got for us? No, well, now, we are in Adelaide. We brought Capper over because we were worried we couldn't get any guests. Yep. Now, we've brought him over at great expense, haven't we?

Yes. Now, how much have we... F*** off. You put me in a backpacker's outside the city. My girlfriend and I have a view of a construction site. Oh, scaffolding. Wow, this is new to Adelaide. Tell me that's not the best hotel you've ever

been in, by the way. Actually, it's pretty good. I walked out yesterday and it just had a sign on the door saying, wet paint. And it just had the whole place stunk of wet paint. And I was like, welcome to Adelaide, man. I just had the whole place stunk of wet paint. And I was like, welcome to Adelaide, man. I'm sure the whole place stunk as of a day ago, but yeah.

That was the lowest hanging fruit I've ever seen. That was subterranean. Carl was drawing as he said it, so it wasn't like the audience was here, like muttering to himself. Just muscle memory as I'm drawing. So how much did we pay to get him over here? Because we paid...

Between the airfare and the accom, I reckon we're in the ballpark of, like, $500 to $600. Right, right. Dollars. $600. Pesos. I just want to sort of graph that and see if we're getting our... Yeah, okay. Throughout the show, I want to see if we're getting our $600 worth

So far in this episode You know you bitched about the Look we're paying for that $50 So I think we're in the minuses We're into the minus $50 here Okay no we'll just add it to there $650 Oh I guess that works as well Wow and you thought the blackboard on Mr Squiggle Was a bit of a cunt 650. Oh, I guess that works as well.

Wow, and you thought the blackboard on Mr Squiggle was a bit of a cunt. This guy really takes him to school. I won't get a pay me. What is this, five? Yeah, great. Okay, so does he get anything? Because we've done two shows. We've flown him over here to do two shows.

Based on his performance in the 3pm show, people who were here, how much did we get back from that investment? This is like a dumb cunt auction right now. So what was he worth for the 3pm show? Refund. Refund. So now he owes us for the... Fucking Adelaide sucks, right? Forget what I said in the first show, alright?

The sticky billy's pie up your arse. You can alright the sticky billies pie up your ass you can stick the other twin ice cream up your ass oh man before this show because I thought oh

those giant twins look good there was one left over right and I thought I'll have one open it up and I said to Georgie

can you take a photo of me wonder who the next guest is going to be by the way it's country practices Georgie, can you take a photo of me? I wonder who the next guest is going to be, by the way. It's Country Practice's Georgie Parker. Yes. Country Practice, they got it.

It's Adelaide. They're only just watching it now. Yeah, yeah. That's good. Come on. That was a good one. That deserves. That's like $25 That was a good one That deserves That's like 25 bucks Or whatever

So where So you just So yeah So this is a little graph A little bar That you're going to fill up To hopefully get us Shouldn't a guest sit there

I reckon this is a bad idea You know Oh okay Do that in your podcast mate So yeah How much money do you reckon we got What did we get for the first one? $200!

We're not even halfway yet. How dare you spend our money like that? I held it together, the first one. Yeah, we had Ross Noble rock up late. That's true. Stan at the Hampton. I did like the Big Bin comments.

Anyway, for anyone who wasn't in the first show, well, let's relive that beautiful... Let's relive that $200 worth of buddy gold. You also went and got that at the very last minute, meaning that your partner couldn't sit on the merch desk for us, so we were out there having

to do that instead of being backstage going over our notes and preparing for the show. So that's putting... Busting down to six bucks, I reckon. Hey, not to downgrade your past shows, but notes? Yeah, alright,

that's good. Bring him back up to ten, I reckon. That was a good one. And to be fair, I walked in and said, what about a new character? So far, people at home have listened to about a minute of this show, so let's get a guest out. Let's get a guest out. All right. Folks yeah Please welcome back In the little dum-dum club No The other one

What What do you mean How did you know What he was going to say Yeah Wow this is a whole new level I was just trying to read your mind And I think I read it wrong

Maybe Holy fuck Can we get a graph For you too Yeah Put it on put it on Put it on Alright

You're up to 50 50 bucks, wow Holy shit I like how you guys are going Oh, it's like We've spent the money You dress like the Grinch who stole comedy. All right.

Please welcome back into the little Dumb Dumb Club, Akmal Saleh! There he is. He's here. Whoa! Whoa! Sorry, mate. You can't... Oh, thank you.

Oh, I thought I had, like, an hour. You did ask us backstage. You were like, wait, so people watch us do this? Well, the last time I did this, it was only me and Carl in his bedroom. What? That was a different thing. That wasn't a podcast. And you had your pants off.

Maybe it was a different podcast. That was a different thing. Yeah, you did it at my house And I didn't have glasses yet I just moved in I had basically no furniture You had a fridge And inside the fridge

You had like Paint thinner Yeah Is that right? Yeah See I haven't done that many drugs I remember

But I wasn't expecting it It's better with an audience Yeah Are you marrying a baboon? You know, I thought I would, you know, just spice things up. You know, make this show a bit more theatrical. You know? No, but you're getting...

Is this like... Are you going to be dressed like that on your honeymoon? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, it depends. I mean, yeah, her taste could change by then. You know, you never know when you marry a woman. She could evolve to a human. You've got to do your best.

You've got to try everything, you know. I know. Well, you obviously have. Kappa, do you like that beer, or are you deliberately colour-coding it to your outfit? Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, Carl. Basically, it's the same...

See, if you dress like that... Very non-inclusive joke I just made. It's chemical. I get it, man. It's funny to everyone. Universal joke. Someone wears a grey outfit, they have a grey beard. What's not to get?

It's the colour I'm feeling as well. You made a graph of what I'm worth. I think I'm not going to be depressed after this. You did my gig the other night, and you did my gig at the basement the other night, and I'm on the door, and so I'm stamping people's wrists as they come in, and it was a very weird night.

You were slashing people's wrists? Hold on. Because there was two different people that came through, and I stamped people's wrists, and there was two different people in the same show I stamped people's wrists And there was two different people In the same show That had very distinct Massive slashes

On their wrists Which is very weird Because usually you see that After Cap is done Yeah Fuck There we go Yeah so Carl runs

European comedy At In Melbourne Basement comedy Fuck sorry After a bad gig The audience slashed my wrists. Carl runs in a car with the engine running

and a fucking hose in the window comedy. Come on down. Fun for all the family. So you got engaged. You did get engaged. Congratulations, Nick Kappa. And he's... So you got engaged. You did get engaged. Yeah. Congratulations, Nick Kappa. Very tepid applause, but thank you.

No, that was a good applause. How did you know she was attracted to you? Did she throw shit? She shared her banana. She's got a banana. Well, they did meet in Thailand. No, it was pretty funny, actually, because the first live episode back with Peter Hellyer.

That we did a couple of months ago. We did a couple of months ago, right. So I said to my girlfriend's dad was living in Thailand at the time. Whatever you call it. I don't know. Fiance sounds weird. It does sound weird. I hate saying it. I was against it as well.

Saying what? Fiance. Fiance, yeah. It's too long. Yeah, partner. Partner is good. Sounds like a lawyer. You're like a lawyer.

Yeah, yeah. If you're going with the primate theme, I'd be saying mate. She is mate. Mate is aate theme, I'd say mate. Mate is a good one. That's my mate. I'll be mating later. Partner is a good word because she is a huge backer of my business.

I would say a major shareholder. And what is your business? Maybe you can tell me. I'd love you to meet the CEO of my life. There's a lot of pro bono work going on. You should declare bankruptcy. That's like a divorce. So, yeah, so we're at the last live podcast together.

So, yeah, he's a nice guy, but he... This is the dad. Yeah, this is the dad. He keeps everything close to the heart, right? Right. No, a very... Close to the chest, you mean. guy but he this is the dad he's a like he doesn't keeps everything close to the heart right no a very close to the

chest you mean yeah very very glad some that was a visual gag for those at home

Akamal beat his chest furiously yeah it's kind of like an audio book yeah

thanks SBS subtitles yeah yeah yeah but I furiously. It's kind of like an audio book. Thanks SBS Subdivs. Yeah, but he doesn't let anything go. No compliments, not that kind of guy. Well, you're not probably giving him any reason.

Yeah. And when your future father-in-law saw you in this outfit, did he turn to his door and think you can do better? He's never seen me in this outfit, did he turn to his door and think, you can do better? He's never seen me in this outfit. Oh, he hasn't? No, no, no.

You've got to find someone else in the pack, sweetheart. There must be. My clothes are enough. Yeah, but I rang him. I was very afraid, very afraid. Very scary man. What does he do for work? He's like a head guy at one of the most prestigious schools in the world.

The head guy at a school. That's not a good thing. He's a head guy. The head guy at a school. Whoa, no one laughed at that because they think he's serious. I can make a whole lot of jokes here, but I am resisting. Do we need to go into another sealed section so you can let rip? Yeah.

That's what happens in a lot of these solo shows. I could make a lot of jokes now, but I won't. Out of respect to you guys, I won't. Just so you know, I'm holding back. There's a lot on my Patreon, which I'll start up soon. Oh, I could kill, but I'm just choosing not to. I personally think it's beneath me. I'm a conductor.

If you guys come to my shows, you see the silence, it's all planned. Oh, right, right. I know what you mean, though, when you have a very judgmental father-in-law. My father-in-law is a builder, and I'm not, right? And he comes, like, when I go visit, he comes, come and help me with this.

And he goes, hand us the, give us the Phillips head. I go, what the fuck? He's got like 50,000 screwdrivers. I go, which one is that? He goes, you don't know Phillips head? I go, I don't even know Philip. He's really ashamed of me. You would relate to that.

And look, Mick, I feel like this story's going to take a long time. Should we get our next guest out? Yeah, well, hang on. First of all, we have to work out what's happening with the whiteboard if we get... Oh, good Lord. Fuck. Oh, fuck. All right, hey, can we get a...

If I mop that up, do I get some time off or what? Yeah, if you roll around in it and mop it up... Yeah, if you roll a blue suit. If you roll around in that, I'll give you $50. It'll probably happen later, accidentally. Yeah, we should sort of adjust where we're at on the tally because he's been doing well. And he's being very...

He's getting a lot of fodder. He's letting us really have our wicked way with his story of his engagement. I've given you some entry points there, Akmal. You're able to get it in. Oh, yeah, I've got a bad story. Wow, that sounds like Carl's last podcast. Yeah, he did one with me in the sauna before.

And also, he's yet to spill a drink near any electrical equipment, so I think he deserves credit for that. The night is young. All right, next guest. All right, please welcome out onto the stage, welcome back into the Little Donald Club, Georgie Carroll! Hello! Hello, don't slip.

Oh, look at that. Bit of a puddle there. Yep, this is an OH&S hazard. No one's doing this, please. Who was it? Was it you? Sorry. She's a nurse. She probably thinks it's a urine sample. Carla, I don't like the look of that urine. You know, if you piss yourself, you've got a good hour before you smell of piss, so it'll be all right. Really? Is that a fact? Yeah got a good hour before you smell of piss, so it'll be alright. Really?

Is that a fact? Yeah, a good hour and then you need to move. What's the science behind that? Your piss goes off. Well,

piss doesn't smell when it happens, really, does it? It needs to be like, anyway. Well, it depends.

I feel like I've come in on the wrong angle. No, no, no. I feel like I didn't need to say that. Yeah.

Very fascinating. This is good information for the honeymoon night. Oh, and you did say that. You know, piss takes a while to start smelling. That's only if you're German. Right, okay. Right, right, right. No one got that, but that's okay.

As long as I got it, that was just for my benefit. It's insane that that went over people's heads. Honestly, take a good look at yourselves, folks. We should get a graph for the audience. You know what I mean? Rank them. They've got to pay more. They gave us audience.

They gave us money. They gave us audience. Thanks for giving us audience, guys. Fucking hell. No one should ever take that away. Welcome to the Carl Blooper hour. Fucking knocking over drinks, screwing up his words. I need to point out that you've given him money

for not tipping over a drink but do you know that he dropped his ice cream backstage he just even with opposable thumbs he fucked it and he missed his hand with the ice cream it's now on the floor so well done mate

I was like Georgie can you just take a photo of me and then completely destroy the backstage. Just drop the ice cream. So yeah, knock some money off. Georgie, in your medical opinion as a nurse, what is fucking going on up here, honestly? What's wrong with the three of us? I feel like Nick's less of a marriage

and more of a carer kind of situation. I've met the missus-to-be and she's very accomplished. And, yeah. What else? Can we say at this point that you did meet your wife? Now, this is what I love more than anything. Like, you know, we've done all these cool things. We've done 10 years of the podcast.

We've done shows all around the world. Sold out shows all around the world. Nearly sold out a show in Adelaide before. Two-fifths of the way Most vibrant city in the world right now Thank you Nick Capa is marrying A fan of our podcast He met a fan

Of our podcast in Thailand And now he's marrying her He brought her along today and then said to me before the show I don't know What Caitlin's going to do I think she might just go for a walk while we're on and now he's marrying her. Yeah. He brought her along today and then said to me before the show, I don't know what Caitlin's going to do. I think she might just go for a walk while we're on. I'm like, she used to be a fucking fan of this podcast. Now she's marrying you,

she doesn't even want to look at it for nothing. Yeah. Yeah, but Carl Chandler comes to her house like at least once a week. That's a fan lost. Well. a week, that's a fan lost. Well, she keeps asking. So you call up the dad to ask his permission?

Yeah, I call up the dad. He's in Thailand. I call him up and I'm scared as hell. So your father-in-law lives in Thailand? He used to. He just moved back. Right. In where?

Where was it? Somewhere north of Bangkok. Anyway. What street? Near Pattaya. Near Pattaya. Right, right, right. Yeah.

How did your husband, did he phone your dad for the approval? It makes me twitch that we have to ask my dad. Really? Yeah, I find it like a bit Handmaid's Tale. Yeah. Yeah, does anyone else? It's still the tradition, but it's like fucking... My husband's called Steve.

I'd have to call myself Off Steve or something after. It's just fucking... I find it really weird that you ask it, because my boy, my 16-year-old, just had to ask a dad's permission to ask his daughter out. I'm like, oh, fuck. Oh, to ask her out on a date? Yeah, to take her out.

He had to go around and front himself, and we had to do the whole look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake and all that. And how'd it go? Did he get the old, whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you? Is that still going around? Are dads still using that? You'll be one of those dads, I reckon, Carl. Yeah.

Fucking young boys. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go for it. Get really kinky, because I'm looking forward to doing it to you. So did you feel it was expected that you ask permission off the dad? Because I didn't do it. I didn't do that. Yeah.

Yeah, but you're Carl Chandler. You don't even say please or thank you. I reckon didn't do it. I didn't do that. Yeah. Yeah, but you're Carl Chandler. You don't even say please or thank you to anybody. I reckon you called him up, listen, cunt, I'm asking your fucking daughter to marry me, and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it, you old fuck. Listen up, Dave Thornton is the emcee, and he's going to do an impression of Husey.

A true story. At the wedding. That was great. It killed, too. It did kill. But, yeah, no, I thought I would do it just to be... Because I would feel bad if I didn't do it. You know, I don't know. I feel like it's probably that...

It's not that you feel like you need to do it, but it's like the issue being that there's maybe, like, dads out there that are, like, going to think, like, this fucking cunt. You know what I mean? And you don't want that hanging over you for the rest of your life. No, a lot of people think that. Plenty of other reasons to hate him.

You don't want to give him free ammo. Yeah, but also when you respect somebody, maybe they go, oh, look, I think you could sooner or later, but you're not ready yet. You know what I mean? Like, oh, they're like someone established or I think you could sooner or later, but you're not ready yet. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, oh, they're like someone established or whatever.

Fuck, this just turned into Oprah. I know, right? I think we last heard that. Racist. Yeah. I'm better looking than Oprah. Apologies to Ovnik. Hey, if you look under your seat, Akmal's going to give you a free car, right?

Yes. Everybody. Just for the team of you, that one. So. Yeah, but I. And does he know that you're a comedian? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've seen his shows, he doesn't know that.

Oh, yeah, no. Coming to the shows or anything, never been discussed. Like, even when we've been in the same city, Nick's just going off for work. That's it. But, yeah, I called him and I was so scared. Scariest man ever. Ever? Like, Ivan Milat would be shitting himself? Mike Tyson?

He said, yeah, that's fine. And I said, look, well, I was going to do it in front of the family at Christmas. In front of the family? Yeah, in front of the family. Yeah. At Christmas. In front of the family? Yeah, in front of her family. What? At Christmas. Go down on bended knee in front of everyone. Yeah, I thought that would be cool.

Oh. Yeah. Wow. Oof. Oof. What the fuck? I'd love to see that kappa bombing in front of another audience. Well, here's the funny thing, right?

I said, yeah, I was thinking about doing it. Do you want me to wait and I do it in a different family function where you can get back from Thailand? Because he couldn't get back for Christmas. He's like, nah, I don't want to be there for the theatrics. I'm not that kind of guy. And then he goes, also, I don't want to be there in case she says no. Yeah.

Yeah, fair. Very fair. So it's more of a saying. That would be awesome if you raced back from Thailand to see her dump you. That's a long, yeah. Also, it's like a weird, he goes, it's not saying yes, you can marry my daughter. He's like, well, you can ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You have my luck. It's fine hey I'm really rooting for you chief I'm gonna cross my fingers I'm not betting on it yeah so the fuck thing he said yes

and I was like oh my god you know this is the best time I arranged to get a ring I had to find like this special ring and I had a whole team working on it

I had my mum I believe I believe it's called an engagement ring yeah I'd saved up like two hundred dollars I had a whole team working on it. Especially me. I had my mum. I believe it's called an engagement ring. I'd saved up like $200. I had a team working on each vending machine. Like, no, not that one, not that one. I got people in the skill tester.

I was going to say, you went down to Cash Converters, got an old Sega Mega Drive while you were there. Yeah. Throw it in, yeah. This is great, Cameron. You're up to $200. Yeah. Scoring in, yeah. This is great, Cameron. You're up to 200. Yeah. Not bad.

Two thirds of the way there. This bonus is creeping up. Anyway, Carl laughed at that, which was crazy. No one else did. I thought it'd be the opposite. I didn't get it,

but I thought I'd go for it. And then, about four days later, I get an email from him. Now it's Oprah. Hey, hey, can I give you a call? There's just some things that wouldn't sit right with me.

Oh. If I didn't say them. Oh, no, no, Thailand, lady boy. Oh, yeah. What do you think it could have been apart from everything? Yeah, something doesn't sit right with me. Just you in general. I'm going to need eight hours for this phone call,

so let me know when you've got a day clear, and I'll get you on the horn. So it's just a call from Thailand? No, no, this is an email. Email. Yeah, but he wants to call you. He wants to give you a call. Is he in Thailand? No, no, this is an email. Email. Yeah, but he wants to give you a call. He wants to give you a call. Is he in Thailand?

Yeah, he's in Thailand. He said, I have to tell you something. Yeah. So far. That's the story so far. Man, I thought you were going to tell me something. I thought you knew something that I didn't. Oh.

He's like, something's been driving me. I've told Akmal. Yeah. Look, I must. I went out with that girl. Yeah. And I had to leave her because she preferred hairy men. So...

What, you're telling me you're not hairy? I'm not. Look, I've got very small nipples. Whoa. They are small nipples. They're small. Mine are massive. Let me say, I was hoping for that.

Well, no one in my family's got small nipples. I'm the only one. My mum, when we were children, she used to have gigantic nipples and she used to spray us in the face with her boob milk. I'm not making that up. I don't know why I mentioned that. I'm using this as a form of therapy. Do I have your permission to put on a poster from now on,

this guy is hairier than me, Akmal? Yeah. Oh, yes. That's hairy. That's the good stuff. That's hairy, yes. You don't need a costume. So, you get the call from Thailand.

He sends me an email, which I said before three times, Carl. Keep up. Then he says in the email that he wants said before, three times, Carl. Keep up. Then he says in the email that he wants to call you. Yeah, yeah. I love how we're hung up on the least important detail. Yeah, yeah. Just start at the top.

I feel like I'm still in Melbourne and Kappa's in Adelaide. Yeah, yeah. Dad, how did you and mum meet? How long have you got, kid? Yeah, so he goes, I said, oh, I'll give you a call tonight. And he's like, no, no. Oh, right, a call. So he's going to call you from Thailand.

Yeah, but he didn't call and tell me that he wanted to call me. No, he emailed. He emailed, yeah. I heard about that. To nickcapperatbombing.com. Wait, does anyone have a pen? I need to write this down. Tell me again.

I'll make a note of it. He writes me an email, an electronic mail. Yeah, electronic mail. Hang on, email number one, number two, phone call. An email that says I need to call you on the phone. Right, electronic mail. He types it out. Hang on. Email number one, number two, phone call. Yeah. Phone call. An email that says I need to call you on the phone. Right.

Yeah. So that's... Just a preparation. That's not the sealed section. That's canon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great, great, great. It's not one of the novels.

Great. So I say, yeah, I'll call you tonight. Like, call you whenever. And he goes, no, you won't be able to call me for four days. I'm on a boat. Is this still an email at this point? Or are we in a phone call now? This is still an email.

So this is a back-up. So you've replied to the email. Yes. And he said, so you're now in an email correspondence. Yeah, and the body of the text said. Can I just say, this story better have a fucking funny fucking name. Because you built it up. That's a man that hasn't been on this podcast

enough. Well, this depends on you Akmal. I didn't get the email. You've got to do the stuff. Wait, since when is there an email? Did he send you an email?

I'm throwing you premises left, right and centre. I'm sorry. You guys have got to riff on this shit. It's hard to riff when you don't know what the fucking story's about. I'm lost. You're introducing me now to this stuff. To tell this shit. So you need to just edit.

You guys are already here. Just edit a little bit. Edit. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm lost. I'm trying to. I'm lost you... You need to just edit. You guys are already here. Just edit a little bit. Edit. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm lost. I'm trying to. I'm lost. I'm going through my notes.

You're trying to. He's got a whiteboard. I'm going through the notes. Are we up to the email or the phone call? Yeah. Okay. See, this is why I can't get through it. You don't need to go again just after the phone call.

Let's go from there. Yeah. Okay. So... We haven't had the phone call yet. Yeah, we haven't got to the phone call. Let's skip the phone call. Let's skip the phone call, let's go from there. Okay. So. We haven't had the phone call yet. Yeah, we haven't got to the phone call. Let's skip the phone call. Don't skip the phone call.

I'm fucking bugging for the phone call. You fucking keeper. We've been building up to it for 15 minutes. Building up the phone call. Meanwhile, 10 minutes later. No, no, no. Let's hear the call. Okay.

So he says to me in the email, I'm on a boat in Thailand. Yep. Last week on D hear the call. Okay. So he says to me in the email, I'm on a boat in Thailand. Yep. Last week on Dundun Club. Okay, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So he sent the email from a boat.

Yeah. He's got a laptop out there on the open seas. Hey, look, let's not make things complicated. You think this story's nearly ending? We're not even halfway through. We've got a long way. Which reminds us, you can buy tickets to the bonus show after this. He's on a boat.

And he emailed you to tell you, I can't talk to you for four days. Wow, that sounds like my wife. I'm on a boat. So you're on the boat, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Cannot be contacted. So, I typed back. You type on the phone?

Yeah, I typed. I think it was from a computer, actually. I can't remember which computer. Jesus Christ. I think it could have been a laptop. I feel like we're in lockdown again. Re, colon, I need to talk to you. You send back.

And I know I said, please, can I? And he said, no, no, I can't talk to you for four days. So then I had to just stew on this for four days, right? Okay, right. The length of this story so far. Yeah. Can relate. And thoughts went into your head.

What could it possibly be? What could it possibly be? Is she a person? Is she an amphibian? Yes. Yeah, that was one of them that wasn't it but

we're getting close I don't think she's the worrying thing that the dad's worried about I think it might be there's some some worries about his suitability

that's where we're at go on that's a given so many things can I suggest right to the end just before the ending, and we have to guess, and then you come back

next week for the punchline. That'd be good. Yeah. At this point, next week would be a bit of a hurry up, I reckon. I type back to him from my phone. I love the detail.

I type back. Every extra minute of this story think. I love the detail. I type back. Every extra minute of this story is another minute that the border could be snapped shut and then we're fucking trapped here forever. You know what? This story is still more entertaining than the film The Reader. I could follow it more easily. Where'd that come from? What is that film about, The Reader?

I have no idea. I walked out, like I probably will very soon. What a deep reference. Round of applause if you've seen The Reader. Unbelievable stuff. Unreal. I couldn't understand it. I can't believe I'm saying this.

Can you go back to the email, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Started the email, so we... Have you ever been on Radio Georgie? Yes, you have. Yeah, but I... So for four days, I'm just... I'm ruined, right? I can't...

I hope that Nick Cupper's going to write his own vows. Yes. Never seen a four-day wedding, but yeah. You guys keep interrupting me. I could have got this out... I could have got this out on a bridge. So anyway, you were typing. Yeah, yeah.

So you're returning his emails. No, no, no, the emails aren't even in there. Oh, you're typing. We skipped ahead to the phone call. Okay, so for four days I'm just trying to think about what, because there's so many possibilities. Yes, we know. What could it be?

What could it be? What went through your mind? What could be one of the possibilities? Yes, we know. I was like, what could it be? What could it be? What went through your mind? What could be one of the possibilities? Don't do it. We don't need fodder. There's a huge list of things that went through my mind. And I'm about to list them. Just in the top 20.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Just name the things we can't see. Yeah. Carly, you need to put a bit more on the bar graph purely for just the amount of words per minute we're getting out of him. If he's charging us per minute... Yeah, per word, fucking hell, we're done.

We owe him money. So, has anyone lost? I can start again. Oh, God. I am. I'm lost in my own story. Me too. Welcome back to the stage, Ross and Iopo. No. Oh, God. I am. I'm lost in my own story. Me too. Welcome back to the stage, Ross and I.

No, no, no. So, he says I'll call you back on Saturday, right? So, I have to call him. He called you back on Saturday. Yeah.

So this happened on what? I can't remember the day. Okay. Four days before. Yeah, I'm trying to work backwards. Friday, Thursday, Wednesday, So I get an email probably on Wednesday, I think it before. Yeah, I'm trying to work backwards. Friday, Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday. So I get an email probably on Wednesday, I think it was.

Right, okay. One of those days. Have you thought about making this story into a feature film? I think I'd watch it. I think a lot. Many times. He's not that into you. Maybe.

Oh, what was that one? You've Got Mail. You've Got Mail. You've Got Mail You've Got Mail You've Got Email The longest story in human history Can you just tell us what's wrong with you Can't

Just fucking throw the ring into the volcano I already can't My precious Yeah so Where were we up to? You were typing. Oh, yeah. Yes, thank you.

He says, I'll give you a call back Saturday. We've got the car packed to go on a big road trip to go to Queensland. On the boat? No, in a car. No, this is you. This isn't him. He's on the boat. You're on dry land going on a road trip to Queensland.

Let's give Kappa one minute. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll start the timer. Well, I can't do it with a timer. It'll ruin all the timing. That's what... It blows the suspense.

Well, it's going to be similar to your honeymoon. She's going to have a timer. One interrupted minute. Are we ready? One interrupted minute. Uninterrupted, you mean? Yeah, uninterrupted. You said interrupted.

Three, two, one. Okay. So, we've got the car packed. And then he goes, I'll give you a call at this time. And before that, I've got to record the episode with you guys, with the guest, Peter Hellyer, and I forget the other guest, Tom Ballard. Who was the other guest? Yes.

You, you fucking moron! That's right. There was two guests Who was the other guest of the show I was on? Hey Hey It's not the right colour Anyway

I say Imagine if you changed colour Just depending on what He's holding That would be funny Sorry that was an interruption So back to Carl Depending on what he's holding. That would be funny. Sorry, that was an interruption. So back to Carl.

Yeah, so I've got to do that episode with Peter Helly, which I was... I had all of this prepared. All of this. I'm going to get to none of it. Three, two, one. Minutes up, you're fucked. You are fucked. Who was the third guest of the podcast? Yeah, it was me.

I was the third guest. You were the third guest. You're the forgettable guy. And were you like, and others? I was red hot that episode as well. Oh my God. And I had all of this. So you were red.

Sorry, no interruptions. The dream into this show. No, no, you can interrupt me. The dream into this show is Kappa's fiancé throwing the ring onto the stage. Punk comedy. Please, sorry. Great, so. So you're at the podcast with Haley of Ballard

redacted whoever the fuck the third person was so I'm on a podcast with all the guests I forget who they were and I'm I'm thinking about

all this stuff and then I know can I just say one quick thing if you were ever no I'm gonna let him do it if you were ever arrested

and you had to tell the police the story by the end of it oh for fuck's, for fuck's sake, just go. I can't listen to this anymore. No, they'd be entertained. They'd be like, wow, cool. Oh, yeah.

Where can we find tickets to your show, Tuxedo Traveler? Yeah. Touring at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. I don't want to club head. Six nights only. Yeah, yeah. I feel like walking out of my own podcast. Oh, that's good.

It's good you've realised. Oh, yeah. No, I went on. Oh, sorry. So, yeah, I've got to do that. And then I've got to do a stand-up gig for Carl Chandler. European Beer Cafe, 8.30 every Saturday. Have you just moved to a different story?

Fucking 8 o'clock. No, no, no. Still the same story. Still the same story. I'm about to miss my flight home, I reckon. You won't be finished until the next flight.

I call him and I'm so scared. I'm like, oh look, if he says no, I'm just going to leave everything. I'm just going to leave now. I'm just going to leave now. I'm just going to pack everything. He goes, yeah. Why do we have the mention of the fucking podcast in the middle of that story? Why any of it?

Why have we had mentions of anything? Well, because I was on fire that episode. I was killing it. Oh yeah, okay. Get a little ad in there. It is a great episode, guys. Go back and listen to it. Yeah, you can hear it in my voice, the excitement, the terror. Oh, my God.

Imagine if you were telling these stories before the coronavirus and we all walk out and go, fuck, there's a virus. We didn't know because we had to listen to the end of the story. But this story happened after the coronavirus. I know! No! Please. I'm pretty sure it happened afterwards.

A bit of background now. Do you need to set up the coronavirus and tell us all about that just so there's context for the rest of the story? This story's going to kill more people than the coronavirus. So there's this thing called 5G. Fuck. We thought being trapped inside for eight months was boring. We're trapped

inside this story for five months. I long for lockdown. I miss my loved ones. This is a hostage situation. So, now you ring him after the podcast that you killed at.

Yeah, and I was like, I'm just going to end it all. Whatever he says. Whatever he says. So if he says, you're allowed to marry my daughter, I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, it's a good way out. I don't have to pay for the wedding. Fantastic. So he says, he talks to you.

Yeah, and I go, yeah, so what's the call about? And he goes, oh, I just wouldn't do it in front of the family. For those listening at home, the crowd is rejoicing. That was it? Yeah, he said, I just wouldn't do it. I just wouldn't do it in front of the family. I'd do it in private. Is anyone short of breath or having trouble smelling? If you want to come cough into my mouth. That was...

It was pretty funny. You know? Because that four days, I thought, wow. Yeah, I understand where you see the humour. Some guy just slipped off his seat in hilarity. All right, well, yeah, look, Akmal, you know, you're a superstar. It would have been great to ask you questions and talk to you, but there's another show in here now, so...

Oh, yeah, I've got a very similar story, but it goes for twice as long. And same ending. I'd love to get Carl's feedback on this. Carl's going to end it all. Alright guys, just before we wrap it up, a quick reminder.

The number for Lifeline, if you are feeling, if you're having thoughts, there's always someone that you can talk to. So yeah, they are going to sponsor this episode. Carl's back. He's done a lap of the venue. Exercise is good for your mental

health. Went for a quick run. That's the end of the episode. I think we actually have to get out of here. We have a quick run. That's the end of the episode. I think we actually have to get out of here. All right. We have a time constraint. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big round of applause.

Nick Capa, Akmal Saleh, Georgie Carroll. Thank you so much for coming out. We'll see you next time. See you, mate. And they've done it again. Oh, fuck. Feels good. I think that the last couple of episodes that we've done,

now that I think about it, you've forgotten to report back on whether or not Bernie has kicked a big one. And I have to say, I haven't seen anyone point it out on the socials. Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Nice to find a bit of the show that you can just jettison without anyone giving too much of a fuck. Well, I saw one last week.ernie someone on twitter said bernie attempted attempted one which um yeah i

assume well i mean that's the thing about sports right it's not uh it's not subjective it's objective so bernie kicked a big one but it doesn't matter whether the people watching it think it's a big one or not no i don't know if that's right at all. What do you mean? Well, he either kicked a big one or he didn't kick a big one. No, but yeah, in sports, you can kick a big one just because the audience don't look at it and go, oh, in my opinion, that's not a big one. Too bad, cunt.

It went out the fucking stadium. It objectively is a big one. Maybe you could say he kicked a big one and went off the side of his boot and didn't go to the desired target. But it was big. Yeah. You could say that. I think that's the closest. But hey, look, why focus on last week? We're here to talk about this week here on Talking Dum Dum.

Welcome to Talking Dum Dum. The official back end of the little Dum Dum Club. I'm Tommy Dasolo with me as always, Carl Chandler. Is there an unofficial one? Yeah. The one I do by myself and never release. Right, right, right. But yeah, we are here to talk about this week and both us and the audience in agreeance,

they kicked a big one. Well, someone did, I believe, I was told someone walked out towards the end. Really? Yeah. Okay. So whoever you are out there, let us know. But yeah, so that isn't complete agreeance, is it? Someone walked out at the end of it.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, during the show, I don't know if it even is super obvious what happened, but I did walk out at one point when Kappa, towards the end, when Kappa told the end of the story. Maybe that's what they were talking about then. Maybe they were referencing you and you just didn't get it. Something came up. Someone walked out.

They knew it was me. It's still true what they said. Someone did. It was you. Well, they saw you after the show and you look different when you're not under the bright lights. So they thought they were telling that story to a different person. Washed off the grease paint.

Yeah, exactly. I feel like my brain walked out of my head at one point. About 35 minutes into the episode. Yeah, just good to have plenty of guests there. Yeah. What a luxury. Yeah. It's almost too, well, yeah, we had too many guests.

Because the guest from last week, very kindly, oh, we should set that up. I mean, yeah, he very kindly at the end of last week's episode, he felt so bad about coming in late, was very apologetic and offered to stick around. And he offered to just be a full guest on the- No, he didn't. Didn't he? No, no, no. Well, we said you can do five minutes, cunt, and then fuck off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to your untitled hotel. Yeah. Did you bleep that out last week? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, very fun. Fun episode.

Hey, you know what? Go to see everyone's shows. That's the thing that we miss out on the actual live recording. Go and see Kappa's show. Kappa's got his show called Tuxedo Traveller in Melbourne. He's only... I think he's only doing about five shows or something. Yep.

You can go and see Akmal if you want, I guess. You know, he's got heaps of fucking people going. Yeah, he doesn't need... Heaps of people go to Ross. He's holed up in the fucking big hotel. Anyone that big, too, they're seeing singing a wear shirt in the front row. They wouldn't even go, oh, that must be from the podcast.

That's cool. They'd be like, what the fuck's that? They probably already know memory of the fact that they even did the show. Yes. Georgie Carroll's doing a show, I think. She is. A big show.

Some sort of big show. So yeah, go and see. Go and support all. If you like them on the podcast, that's what they do it for, in a way. They have a bit of fun, and also it. Go and support them. If you like them on the podcast, that's what they do it for in a way. They have a bit of fun and it's nice to put them out there and find some new fans. Exactly. New people who like their work.

So get into that. Especially our mate Kappa, of course. He's the one that needs it, obviously. What else? It was good to go back to Adelaide. Thanks for having us, Adelaide. This is the end of our Adelaide residency. Yes.

That was a lot more fun, this episode. Either we got better audience members in late or the existing ones had a few drinks in the break. A bit of both, I think. And also this second show, you know, this is the one that went on sale first. So these were the diehards that snapped it up. I would say a lot of the same people, I would imagine.

A lot of the same people, but like we said, if we could, I can't remember if we said this on or off the air, but if we could cross-reference the people who didn't come to both, then we'll know. Never darken our door again. But Perth, like we said at the top of the episode, new date for Perth, so get on that. There's going to be a few people that have all of a sudden got other things to do and whatever. I don't fucking care.

Get out of it and come to the show. Hopefully, there's people that on the original dates, they couldn't make that date, so now they get in. A lot of weddings going on in Perth around that time, we're finding out. Every time we have a potential for a new date or in the past when we have changed a date and then have to change that. It's always weddings coming up. Yeah.

It's, you know, it's always people, well, it's always people saying, oh, I've got a wedding on. I've got a wedding on. I can't go. I would rather hear from the people that are fucking off waiting to come. Yes. That's when I want to hear about it. Yeah. Yeah.

It's been ages since we've been there. People get married every day. Who gives a fuck? Or, you know, you get the date changes, it comes up, and you go, thank God, I've got an excuse

to get out of this wedding I didn't want to go to. You're like, look, I bought this podcast ticket ages ago. I have to go. Yeah.

Well, who's on? I don't know. They never say. There's a huge chance even they don't know at this point. There's a huge chance whoever's on

won't turn up. But anyway, I'm missing your wedding for it. Yeah, yeah. We'll catch on in the next one. Yeah. So Perth, very excited to come over there. So please, please come along to that.

Yeah. We'll talk more in the coming weeks about my upcoming plans of how you can find me in what hotel at this point. Track down Errol P. Mosquito. Errol P. Mosquito. Where's Errol P. Mosquito? Everyone's favorite new picture book. Where in the world is Errol P. Mosquito? Errol P. Mosquito. Where's Errol P. Mosquito? Everyone's fake new picture book. Where in the world is Errol P. Mosquito?

There we go. There we go. If someone can do that up, do up the logo and it's Carmen Sandiego, but she's just got a big mosquito head. Yeah, yeah. Now then we're cooking. A big mosquito head with a Liverpool shirt on. Yeah.

That'd be good. That would be good. Get up to that. Yeah. And look, at the moment, I don't know where I'm staying. So it's a fucking tricky game just to launch as of today. Oh, you'll be making the leap from contestant to host. Yes.

I did do a little bit of research last night, but we'll see. We'll see. Very excited about that. Going to have great guests as well. We already know what is going on with our guests. So very good news. Yep. And you'll be – don't worry people from Perth.

Don't worry listeners at home. We won't be picking up much of the fucking local Perth rabble. You don't have to fret about that. We'll be getting other people. I was speaking of Perth. I was talking to Doris Rosemount about our issues with. Her indoors. Yeah.

Our issues with. The old ball and chain. When it looked like, for a certain point, we weren't going to be able to go to Adelaide, I was saying, like, it's not as simple as just, you know, moving it because we're going while the fringe is on. So if we can't get in while the fringe is on, I don't think we're going to be able to do it.

Like, we may just have to, like, you know, cancel the show. And she goes, but couldn't you just do it with comedians from Adelaide? And I went, but couldn't you just do it with comedians from Adelaide? And I went, oh, sweetie. You simply do not understand. How nice it is to be dating someone that's so outside of the industry

that they honestly think that that is a possibility. Out of the mouths of bees. You simply do not. One does not simply go to Adelaide and use local comedians. Use the locals. Don't drink the local water. Don't use the local comedians.

Exactly. Yeah. It leaves a similar taste in your mouth. Bring bottled comedians when you're going over there. Well, you know, we tried to book one of the local comedians, arguably Fiona O'Loughlin, currently living there. Yeah, look at that one. And as we talked about last week, look how that went.

Yeah. So, you know. Did we talk about that on the air? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. That's good.

I can't remember what got edited out and what didn't. All right. That was good. Well, I'll be in a lot of trouble if that ever gets back to her and she realises what century she's in at the moment. Yeah, it'll be terrible. So, yeah, we got out of Adelaide lovely. I did 24 hours strictly.

On the way in, I was like, fuck, I was really looking forward to going. Previous episodes, I've talked about looking forward to going and what I was going to eat there. Burger Theory, you're a long-time fan of. Yes. R.I.P. Yes. I then, after talking about it, a listener of the show texted me a link to a group on Facebook. Yep.

The Adelaide Burger Group, whatever it is. Yep. And it's not too shabby. It's good. There's a lot of people talking about the fucking burger joints, which made me join the Melbourne one, and Melbourne's fucking boring. No one's talking about it. The Adelaide one inspired you to join the Melbourne one?

Yeah, yeah. I was like, look at all these guys having fun, and I can't have any of this shit. Maybe I'll join the Melbourne one. Melbourne, pick up your game. Fucking boring. I think there's probably like a few different Melbourne ones, and you just got to find the one that's actually active.

Well, I joined the biggest one, I think. But anyway, it was fucking shit. So anyway, Adelaide, wow. You're ahead of us in that um so i've joined that i've seen i've been picking fights in that it's been a bit of fun yeah on the way there to adelaide i thought this was going to be content for the show but we simply ran out of time but it's worth mentioning i thought in the back end of this as a sort of uh closing the door on our little Adelaide trip. On the way there, literally as I was getting on the plane, I put a post in the group saying, hey, I'm a Victorian just about to land in Adelaide.

What I can figure is that this certain place in Adelaide, oh, I'll name it. It's called Stax, S-T-A-X. It's the number one pick. A lot of people are talking about it in that group. Yep. So I thought, well, what I can figure is that's the number one thing. And I thought, well, maybe people kick off about that to start with. I said, I've got just enough time to go from the airport to get something to eat and then go perform at a live podcast this afternoon.

Am I going to get served in time? What's the traffic like? And then as a podcaster, are there any VIP codes I can use? Yep. Thanks for your help. Now, I thought – Let me guess how the story ends. Having dined out with you a lot, your last career recommendation

and then just do something else. So everyone went Stacks is great and then you went to McDonald's. No. Okay. All right. Okay. No, not at all. Not at all.

No. So you're like the woman tweeting about AIDS and then getting on the flight. Yes. Where you've done all this. Yeah. You're doing this as you're sitting on the plane or as you're getting onto the plane? Getting on the plane, yeah. Flight mode on.

Yeah. Then you've just got, what, like an hour and a quarter of just simmering away. Yeah, just see what the locals think about what I've just said. Yeah. I've just put in enough there. Just put in enough there to see. I reckon there'll be some bites. Yep.

So I'll read the highlights of the responses. Sounds like you're an entitled little bitch to me. That's from Andrew. Yeah. William said, you can podcast from Melbourne. Just get back on the plane. Yep. Pedro says, if you use the code

I'm a prictorian I will personally add some of my special sauce Okay Yeah So you're using a code In order You have to You're doing a bit of extra work

Yes In order to get this guy To make your burger worse by cumming in it Yes I'm going to have to Like basically copy and paste In case I misspell the code Yes

And miss out on the cum Yes exactly Yep Also Look I didn't ask I'm going to have to basically copy and paste in case I misspell the code. Yes. And miss out on the come. Yes, exactly. Also, look, I didn't ask, but I strongly suspect this guy doesn't even work at the burger place at Stacks. Well, that's what makes it more of an enticing offer. Right. Like once you realise he's having to leave his house and drive down there. Oh, right. He really wants you to have this come.

There's a bit of work for me to do. Not really. You just get there and say the code. I put the code in, but then I'm going to have to look for Pedro. He's obviously not behind the counter. He's not working. Well, he's not saying you're going to have... I mean, he sort of is making it sound like he'll be there. He's worked out an arrangement with the burger place.

Right. The cum will be in there ready to go. Okay. Yeah. Ah, okay. He's already cumming a bucket there somehow. Yeah. And then they just... already come in a bucket there somehow Yeah And then they just

It's not necessarily fresh cum Yeah They just slap it on The only work you'll have to do Is working out what to do with the rest of the burger After you've licked the cum out of it Right Right

Yeah Okay Yucky I said no pickle No cum So that's Pedro That's Pedro Yucky. I said no pickle, no cum. So that's Pedro. That's Pedro. Also, by this point, I'm starting to remember, oh, that's right.

There's some sort of, you know, there's a big rivalry between us. It's not just one way. I always forget that. Well, so this is the thing. Yeah, we got a bit of the feedback that we got after last week's episode. And I don't think this is unfair feedback, was, yeah, you come out and you're sort of dunking on Adelaide and they don't like it.

And look, in a lot of ways, that is fair criticism. But it is a two-way street. Like, it's like, yeah, especially after all the corona stuff, we've had to cop it from every other site. Like, oh, Victoria's dropped the ball and I can't believe we're letting in these diseased fucks and all the rest of it. Take that bun off the top of your burger. I'm going to spoof in it.

Yeah, exactly. So I think in my head that's where it comes from is because I genuinely do love Adelaide. I love going there. I want to try and go there for a little, just a weekend to hang out in the middle of the year. I love, every time I've been there, I've absolutely loved it. But it just still is funny to get up and play into the stereotype of ripping into it.

And we've had this certain relationship with Adelaide for a long time. What, are we just going to go out and pretend nothing ever happened? Yeah. No. We need this. We need this. The people in that audience getting offended by us abusing them, no doubt they've teed off in some comment sections of this podcast over the years.

Yeah. So you can't create a monster like this and then get angry when it turns up into your backyard and tells you to suck it off. Yeah, and I reckon everyone in Adelaide at some point over the years has texted us to say, I see you're doing a show in Adelaide, I'm not coming. Yeah, exactly. Right, exactly.

Unlike Pedro. Yes, yes. So... Maybe next time we're there, we need to like, we do, we get our Adelaide trashing out of the way in a little like five minute segment where we make it very clear that we're playing characters who hate Adelaide. Oh, yeah, yeah. So we just do like a little mini play.

We don't do it at the top of the show. We have a sealed section in the middle. Yeah, we come out and then we go, now please. And we set it up like, um, like, like the wrestling where we're like,, there's two guys backstage who've really been talking a lot of shit about how much they hate it here. So, look, let's bring them out. And then we come out and everyone, boom. Go fuck yourselves.

What about this? They storm off and then Tommy and Carl come back out. What about this? We do the opposite of this episode in terms of we had the sealed section that didn't go to air. Yeah. That we set in the room. Great stuff. A lot of fun we had. It didn't go to air, Yeah. That we set in the room. Great stuff.

A lot of fun we had. It didn't go to air, presuming I remembered to take it out between now and putting it up. Hopefully. That would be great. Hopefully. So that's just for the room. That gets taken out.

Yeah. Everyone had a lot of fun in the room. Too bad. Everyone else, go fuck yourself. Yeah. We do that with the Adelaide bashing, but the opposite of that. We just do that backstage, so that we bashing but the opposite of that we just do

that backstage so that we don't say it to the people in the room to make them get pissed off with us but then we just insert it into the into the episode afterwards i see what you make it sound like we're real big tough guys yeah and in the middle we just go yeah fuck adelaide yeah you can all suck our dick yeah yeah we'll fight you all but of course we're not putting anyone off side in the room no so offside in the room. No, so the gig in the room goes well, but the material is still in the actual episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're going, I know we're killing, but your town sucks and you suck too. What do you think about that? Cut back to the gig. Yay! Yeah, it was blasted in audience size. Crowd noise is a bit killy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Absolutely. Okay, great idea. Great, great. Any more feedback from this thread? Yes. Here we go. Rekia says, mate, just go to Stacks and get a burger. It's absolutely amazing and no one gives a fuck about any of the other shit you've written here.

Has anything else that you've seen in the group inspired this kind of response? Apart from fights that you've also started in the group. No, no, no. I'm the only one've seen in the group inspired this kind of response? Apart from fights that you've also started in the group. No, no, no. I'm the only one starting fights in the group. So it's generally very positive. I think a lot of people get in there and go... Now that I'm really starting to follow it now, there's a lot of people in the group that get in there and go,

I had a burger and I waited five minutes too long, so fuck this joint to hell. And then everyone else goes, shut up. And a lot of these groups too will have like a code of conduct that you're meant to read before you get in there of like,

don't just start a post saying, what's a good burger? There's a mega thread for this. There's a mega thread for that. We don't need a photo of this one. We've seen it a million times. You know, that sort of stuff.

Right. They probably used it. So probably people breaching that kind of protocol would get shut down. Yeah. I think there's a lot of people getting in there going,

I ordered a junior burger at McDonald's. There was no cheese in it. Fuck this joint. Do not recommend. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, guys. Someone else calling me a fuckhead.

Mark saying, so podcasters are entitled to more privilege than the average Joe. What is this podcast about? Wow. Fair. Then Brett says, first thing is, you aren't allowed to eat at any of our burger joints for 14 days. Not because you're required to quarantine, but because we value our burger joints and demand protection against smelly Victorians with COVID.

Wow. I'm victorious with COVID. Wow. And what have you done? Have you responded to any of these comments? Yeah, yeah, of course I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you're getting in the mix. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, look, to be honest, I was just trying to kill them with kindness with all this stuff. Everything I was taking seriously and going, oh, okay, thank you, man. Thank you. Hope I see you down there. We'll share a burger. Yep. Amazing if we pick up any listeners off this post.

Yeah, yeah. Not that I plugged it at the end, but anyway. But there were a few people that commented and were like, you know, oh, so many people unaware in this group. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a few in here. Some sleeper agents.

Yeah. Who would have thought? Yeah. In a hamburger group. Yeah, yeah. I do like this guy's thing, though. You're not allowed to eat at any of our burger joints for 14 days. Not because you're required to quarantine,

but because we demand protection against smelly Victorians with COVID. Well, that's sort of quarantining. That's what it is. I think he's just like, you're allowed to go anywhere else. Right. Just not our burger places. Don't touch the burgers. Yeah.

Okay. Well, a bit confusing there, Brett. I'm not sure. I get what you're trying to do, but I don't think you kicked a big one. No, not at all. That's the side of the boot, Brett. And then I like this. Just very efficient.

Fuck off back to Victoria. Very good. I do like that from Nick. Yeah. Thank you, Nick. And then, like I said, look, there was a couple of aware-ees in there, but someone showing some true aware-ee behavior, Adam's just, I think it was Adam. Who was it?

Maybe Adam. Just finds my Wikipedia page and gets straight into it. Starts editing my Wikipedia page. Oh, wow. That I was going, I was asking for fucking freebies as a podcaster in Adelaide. That's making the personal life section of your Wikipedia page. Yeah, yeah. That's great.

There's not a lot more in there. Life and Child not on there. Yeah, that's one of the highlights of my- The only significant thing he's done outside of comedy is ask for a free burger. Yes, yeah. So that's the highlight of my career at the moment, to which I replied, if you could just put some more stuff in there, that'd be great.

Just beef up what I've done. Happy for you to fuck around with bullshit and nonsense, but it's got to be one for one. While you're in there, put a legit credit in there, thanks. Well, not even, no, the other. I just said,

mate, can you put me on some more TV shows while you're at it? Oh, okay. Yep, yep, yep. What would you, if you could be on any TV show for fake on your Wikipedia page, what would you pick? Married at First Sight.

Yeah, that's not bad. In the current season. Yeah. Just marrying someone else. Okay. Yeah. Losing my fucking mind or whatever they do on that show. Yep.

Just so I can be on the highest rating TV show in Australia. Great stuff. What if you did... Fuck, there's got to be one of those people that turns into a podcast right after that, surely. Well, yeah, one guy started doing stand-up in inverted commas, if you could call what his... He was standing up.

Yeah. Holding a microphone. I wouldn't go as far to say stand-up comedy, but he did stand-up. Yes. Yes. Good for him. He did stand-up. Yeah.

He did stand-up. He did a version of stand-up. He was not sitting. Yeah. He did stand up. He did a version of stand up. He was not sitting. Yeah. He was absolutely upright. I don't know. I reckon strikes me as the sort of thing where you'd bring out a bit of stool work. Okay.

If you're like kind of telling behind the scenes stories of showbiz, I reckon you're taking a sit at a certain point. Anything like that where you're really breaking it down, you're getting the stool out. Perhaps. I don't really know the content of what he was doing. I believe he was just doing old jokes

and doing some one-liners about, oh, remember Cherie or fucking whoever? Yeah, I think it was. What a bitch. I think a bit of straight jokes

and then a bit of like, yeah, spilling the goss on the show. Right, right. Check out this dumb slut from the show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the goss on the show. Right, right. Check out this dumb slut from the show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Remember Rubenia? She was fucked in the head. Yeah. Yes! Well, anyway, thanks Adelaide. Thanks Hamburger Group. Yep. Thanks Hamburgers of Adelaide.

Yep. And, yeah. And, look, good burger stacks oh yeah wherever the fuck that was again i got in a taxi went straight there and uh it was it was nice yeah great yeah oh sorry i forgot the i forgot the the the the out the dismount at the end of the um at the end of the thread because um i did that and then we then landed and like fucked around a little bit more and whatever and then we did the show and i was then i checked on later and it was all these people going how was it what happened in the end what was the burger like what happened

and so i took it i had a picture of like what i'd had and said sorry guys forgot to conclude the thread the burger chips and shake were excellent thank you so much for giving me the heads up about the best burger joint in adelaide. I mean honestly it would be nearly in the top 30 burger joints in Melbourne just about. That's how good it

is. Well done Adelaide. Very nice. Cat, meet some pigeons. But it was good. It was good. I just wanted to

sign up with another little swipe. Wicked Bon Motte. Little swipe-a-rooney from the twisted I just wanted to sign up with another little... Little swipe. Wicked bon mot. Little swiperoony from the twisted mind of Carl Chandler. Just letting the door hit me in the ass on the way out. Yep. Thank you, Adelaide.

Thank you, Stacks. Yes. Good job. Let's get into talking about our Patreon, shall we? From the people who support us in Adelaide to me supporting Stacks Burger Restaurant in Adelaide to you guys out there that support us, that let us go and do these things,

that pay for my internet usage so that I can be a fuckhead and a dumb cunt in Facebook groups. Internet usage, cab to Stacks, burger at Stacks, cab from stacks. All of this comes out of the pocket of Little Johnny Patreon. That's it. You can get on patreon.com slash little dum-dum club and get yourself two bonus episodes every week,

two bonus mini episodes with great guests. They're always a lot of fun. Hours of content on there at the moment for you right now if you sign up. And of course, most importantly, perhaps more importantly than episodes with famous comedians on them, is that you get a chance to have your name read out in this part of the show. We do a different number of names every week. They are all fed into the unplanned title alternator. They are drawn out at random.

And yeah, we're just going to keep doing these until the cows come home today. And look, you know, what a thrill for people to have their name read out. Like people are going to be like, oh, you know, in the future. What episode were you read out on? Oh, the Adelaide 2021 one that was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that one? Yep, yep.

Anyone that was in last week's one we should just do again to be fair last week's one was great no exactly better better than this one in in in some ways that i won't go into detail about hey it was in my head it's first yeah one that we did that day yes and that was mainly unedited like we didn't have to take anything out of that one which means which would sort of indicate to me that it was just perfect as is. Oh, yeah, the sealed section in this one, I didn't edit it out because it was too spicy.

I edited it out because everything fucking bombed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck. It started going really badly, so... It's a wonder we don't have more five-minute episodes. All right, well, let's crack in. Thank you very much to everyone. Everyone, existing Patreon subscribers, future...

No, I'm not... Actually, no thanks to them. They'll get thanked when their time comes. Yeah, exactly. When they decide to do it, they'll get a thanks. We don't need to hop in the DeLorean for this episode. Current ones, new ones, and especially the ones this week that I'm about to read out for the very first time.

Okay, thank you very much to Patreon subscriber, first couple of throwing this week that I'm about to read out for the very first time. Okay. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber. First couple of throwing this week. It is. Thank you very much to Anthony Wojcik. You've all of a sudden got a very tenuous grip on the microphone. I'm noticing. Dangling it like a little bell daintily in front of your mouth. Between forefinger and thumb.

Yeah. I'm going to try that on. Yeah. What do you think? Doing a gig tonight. What if I do it like this. I'm going to try that on. Yeah, what do you think? Doing a gig tonight, what if I do it like this? I'm holding it like a claw from a skill tester.

Like a... G'day, guys. You ever notice that your miso does this sometimes? Yeah, yeah. Just like a... You're doing an okay signal with your finger and thumb.

Oh, yeah. Well, the okay symbol is like an alt-right thing now, isn't it? So that would be the subtle way, or the not-so-subtle way of doing it with mic technique. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my racist way of pronouncing this way.

Ah, right. Yeah, this is a dog whistle. People listening will be able to be like, oh, the voice is being a bit muffled by a thumb and a forefinger. I don't know what's going on here. Yeah. Man, they shredded those boats in America. But anyway.

Thank you to Anthony Wodzik. Now, look, I am butchering the name because usually I've got a bit of a, you know, I back myself a bit with this one. W-O-J-C-I-K. Yeah, the J and C. Every now and then you see that. Oil and water. Some of those letters that come up against each other.

Wojcik. I don't know what part of the world it is, but I'll tell you this much. It's not for me. It's in the Balkans, I believe. That's full on. That's easily like a Croatian or a Serbian. Right, right. I would back Croatian.

Lines up with some of the fucked mentality that we saw over there in the Balkans. And that we see over here. From the land of a presumably loaded gun on the coffee table of the dressing room we were in before our show. Yep. Yep. To the machine guns out front of the nightclubs we were going to. Antony Wojcik. I'm going to. Yep. Anthony Wojcik. I'm going to back myself there.

Wojcik. Wojcik. W-O-J-C-I-K. Trying to trick me. I don't think you've succeeded. I think I got it. Yeah. I reckon I got it.

I mean, Anthony sort of has almost tricked me as well because it's gone without the hate. It's not Anthony. me as well because it's gone without the hate it's not anthony it's old um anthony as in mark anthony as in the historical figure and the bloke who was married to j-lo maybe i think wasn't it yeah anthony what's the fucking big deal just have anthony what's what why do you need fucking two versions of uh i i feel like anthony is a bit cleaner because you're sort of doing a bit more work to make that sound well anthony just does feel like you're just bit cleaner because you're sort of doing a bit more work to make that sound. Anthony just does feel like you're just breezing all the way through it. Sure, and look, it brings up a good point.

If you use the abbreviation Tony, it is an abbreviation of Anthony. Oh, good point. But with Anthony, you're fucking doing some very selective editing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I would like to see a – no, no, please, call me Thony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not... But I would like to see a... No, no, please, call me Thony. Yeah, yes, yes. Well, of course.

It's like someone with a list of trying to say Sony. Yeah. Thony. And I'm sure we've talked about this at some point, given how many names we've talked about. The old abbreviation, when you go Anthony, I know, call me Tony. But then some people go the other way and go,

no, call me Ant. Call me Ant. go the other way and go, no, call me Ant. Call me Ant. Yeah. I grew up, when I grew up, friends of my parents, one of, this bloke's name was Ant. Yeah. I was always like, I'm a kid, but this is fucking dumb. Yeah, one of my cousins is called Ant. Really?

Yeah. One of the most minute little fucking pieces of shit insects. little fucking pieces of shit insects. If you had to name an insignificant insect, something that could do, you know, affects us in no way. Something, if you had the sex drive of an ant, maybe that would be a really bad thing.

I think that would be a good thing. Oh, really? Yeah. In some ways. In some ways, yeah. In some ways, okay, right. Yeah, but ants, though, is the theory possibly that, you know, they can come together in great numbers and they can do great things.

Can't they lift, like, heaps more than their body size or something like that? I think you're thinking of someone else. Wow, a sealed section in Talking Dungeon. No, ants can, can't they? Yeah, yeah, okay. Ants can lift like, yeah. So ants can, you know, lift. You know, you see a few ants carrying a Coke can around. Yeah.

That's like, imagine you, me, and a few of the fellas going around and carrying a Boeing 747 down the street. Yeah, I know. But, you know, when people talk about that, oh, they can lift this and this and this, and it's like, cool. Yeah, but what are they lifting? A fucking speck of a leaf. Why are you so anti-ant all of a sudden?

Because. Get rid of them! That's bullshit. That's fucking dumb. Gas them all! Yeah. Just do a donut on their heels. It's fucking dumb.

What do they carry? Oh, they can carry 50 times their weight. Well, they weigh nothing. 50 times nothing is nothing. Look, man, I've had an affinity for the Ant ever since I saw that movie where one of them was voiced by my personal hero, Woody Allen. Not so much a fan of his work, but all the other stuff. All the stuff in the margins.

Oh, you don't like his stuff on film. You like his personal life. You're a fan of that. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, exactly. Never really been into him until that new documentary I've been watching. Never really. I haven't seen any, Hall. No. Man hat. What? No, no, no. Not really been into him until that new documentary I've been watching. Never really. I haven't seen any, Hall.

No. Man hat. What? No, no, no. Not really a fan. Man hat? Man wearing a hat? Yeah.

How's that a good film? No, I can't say I'm a big movies fan, actually. More of a relationship fan from afar. Just like to watch what people do in their private lives, and that's what gets me my feels. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

You just pull up the deck chair, get your Jaffas out and watch him root his stepdaughter. Yeah. I am watching the doco at the moment. Are you? Alan versus Farrah. And he comes out well, doesn't he? I'm in love with Sun Yi. Oh, there's Donald Trump in it.

Doris said the exact same thing when I did Woody Allen to her. She was like, why are you doing Trump? I didn't realise that. Wow, what would it be like if they got on the phone? And now the people saying that this is the best guy who's ever had sex with his stepdaughter. Ed Donald, I just think you're making a mockery of the White House, the institution of prison. Good stuff. Yeah.

Oh, no. I'm not going to attempt it. I would embarrass myself in two different ways, both with the style and the content. Right. Well, and hey, that's bad impressionist turf. Oh, yes. He'll take you to court. Is he still on?

He's not. He's taking a hard-earned sabbatical. Oh. Yeah. Is he one of these big, big celebrities where he just pops up for a weekend to do charity now? Yeah. Maybe I'll do that. Do that.

Yeah, I'll do a charity weekend for fucking, I don't know, brain injuries or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kappa. Same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just give the money straight to Kappa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I get asked to do a lot of Kappas, which, you know.

Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, does he come off badly in it well i'll say this much he's not it like he's not interviewed in it obviously like why would he so you have to assume that he would come off worse somehow if he was in it right you know what i mean him on camera attempting to defend himself yeah he's presumed so you know he doesn't come off good, but he could come off a lot worse. Yeah. It is a great – it's fucking hard. It's pretty hard to assume the best when his defense is, hey, sure I fucked my stepkid, but I'm still fucking her now.

Yes. Well, yeah, it is such a hard yeah to go i i categorically deny that i ever did this yeah however i have done as a lateral move yeah more or less the same thing yeah yeah but i'm but i didn't stop when that person was older, but still underage. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't kill that man. I did that one. But you can't get me on the other one. I did kill another slightly older man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In a different way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mind admitting to that, but you can't get me on the other one. Thanks, Anthony. Thank you, Anthony. Oh, Anthony. Yeah. Thank, uh, thank you. Thank you, Anthony. Oh, okay.

That's, um, uh, great. Adam Sandler's conversation now from the water boy. Okay. And now I'm going to start doing an impression of Adam Sandler. Uh,

thanks, Anthony, Anthony. Uh, thank you very much to Patreon subscriber. Antony. Antony. Yeah. Also Tony.

Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Maddy Scott. Maddy Scott. Yes. Madeline Scott. Oh, well, I guess so. One would have to assume. Well. M-A-D-D-I?

I. Ah, no E. I like the old abbreviation where you just make up a new thing. That's not really... Because I assume Madeline has got one D. Yeah. And then what's this girl got? Two.

Two Ds? Yep. Okay. That's right. Great. Just the... M-A-D-D-Y. Multiple.

Yeah. Multiple Ds. Yeah. Is what I'm saying. Mm-hmm. In the name. Yep. Any thoughts about that?

Yeah, it makes sense. Because otherwise, what, M-A-D-Y? It'd be like matey. Yeah. Would you like to have that in your name? Two Ds? Mm-hmm. Ah, I've got two Ms.

Oh, that's even bigger. Massive. Well, it's the same length name. Mm-'s. Oh, that's even bigger. Massive. Well, it's the same length name. Tommy, Maddie. What else? No court could convict me right now. No court. She's got two D's in her name.

I just think, you know, beautiful woman like that. I mean, she's too old. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Ew, ew. Maddie Scott. Yeah. I don't mind Maddie. Don't mind Maddie either?

Yeah. Scott is a last name. I don't know. Don't mind it. I'm fine with it. I think it's a good little package. It's fine. Happy to sign off on that.

Okay. But I do have a little bit of umbridge as i've previously intimated if you can do an abbreviation you don't just put more words more letters in there that weren't there to start with madeline 1d maddie 2ds well how do you feel about me going by thomas when uh sorry by tommy when i'm thomas on my birth certificate i've always i'm glad you asked i've always wanted to bring this up. I think you are fucking absolutely going against Jesus' message. Right.

That's what I think. He didn't say go and fucking... He didn't say... Jesus on the cross. Yeah. His name's Thomas. Yeah. He didn't say...

Hey, everyone, listen to me up here. It's Jesus. It's like... He's not putting any extra letters in his name. Right, right, right, right. He, I think it's lying. I think it's lying in the presence of God. Yep.

He put all these letters here on earth in people's names for a reason. You don't just then... I mean, look, I don't even want to talk about your last name. Yeah. Thank you. For a change. Thank you. You've just completely mixed the numbers up there,

but you've done a little subtle sly. I've used a couple of the same letters. Right, right. Yeah. But if you should. What if I say that? It's an abbreviation of all soft. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like Tommy. It's like how I've taken out the H, put in another M. Put in a Y. It's like how I've taken out the H, put in another M, put in a Y. It's just taking the piss a little bit. Daslow is short for Allsop, even though it's longer. It doesn't have a lot of the same letters. God, I've never thought about that.

Your mum and dad must be really upset with you. You're not even taking the first name. Have you done anything with your middle name, Howard? No, that's still there. Why don't you have a crack at that as well? Well, I've talked on the pod before about how there was a brief period in high school where I genuinely thought, I'm going to be one of these people that uses their middle name.

I'm going by Howie from now on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you do anything with it? What's something close to that? You could be... Is there anything apart from Howard? Apart from Howie? Hubert.

What about Hubert? Oh, so I'm changing it. No, you're abbreviating it. Herbert. Yeah, Herbert. Tommy Herbert Dassler. Yes. To make sure you've got the clean sweep of changing all your names.

Right. Herbert. Herbert. Are you happy with that? Herbie's a good nickname. Herbie's with that um herbie's a good nickname herbie's actually good herbie's a good tommy herbie dasolo and then you can really go front foot it start giving start addressing yourself as herbie yeah introducing yourself as herbie then i don't know how long you need to do that for but then slide slide in and go, oh, well, you can call me by my nickname, the love bug.

The love bug. Yeah. Now that's good. You can call me by my nickname, goes bananas. Or if you've got a bit of time, goes to Monte Carlo. Yep, yep. Hey, once the world opens back up again, it's the first place I'm going. Wow.

Monte Carlo. Yeah, yeah. Herbie. I think that's good. Tommy, I'm going. Wow. Monte Carlo. Yeah, yeah. Herbie. I think that's good. Tommy the Love Bug. Yeah. One of, maybe the, one of the, maybe the first year I went to the comedy festival, Husey's show was called Husey Goes Bananas.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the poster was him done up like Herbie. Yeah. For really no apparent reason. No, not. Other than Husey sort of sounds like Herbie. He wasn't done up like Herbie. He was in Herbie.

Oh, he was in Herbie. He wasn't a car. Right.bie. He was in Herbie. Oh, he was in Herbie. He wasn't a car. Right. I think he was driving the car. Oh, he was driving the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, right, so then Herbie's still... So Husey's going bananas, but Herbie's just doing the driving?

That's a good point. Yeah. Herbie's going bananas. What I've invented in my head is a way better poster. A horrifying beetle in the... Volkswagen beetle in the shape of Husey's head. Yes. With just like a big kind of gap in the middle of the license plate. Yes.

That'd be a fucking tough, tough work. Brim brim. I'm beeping. Brim brim. Why do we have to obey the traffic lights? Yep. Opened a bowser of unleaded. It was all dead.

It was all diesel. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good work, Maddie. Thanks, Maddie. Yeah. Thanks, Maddie Thanks Maddie Yeah Thanks Thanks

Thanks Maddie From Chando And the Love Bug Mmm Mmm Tommy Herbie Inverted commas

The Love Bug Oh yeah Inverted commas Meatball That's a load You've got a middle name Middle name Yeah

Yeah yeah Great Great The Love Bug What if you now Then next year Your comedy festival poster is a parody of Husey Goes Bananas?

Right. Not even the love bug. So it's, yeah, so it's Husey's illustration from that year where it's him driving the love bug and then I'm in the passenger seat kidding him head. No, because your head wouldn't be in the poster. So what you need to do is your face needs to be on the car. Right, right, right. But Hugh's driving you for some inexplicable reason. Even though he's not credited on the poster, he's not in your show,

he's just there driving you. He's never been on the show, but I believe we're both fans of him. Sam Campbell, his comedy festival poster one year, he'd made it and it was like a collage thing and his poster was him standing on a pile of corpses of other comedians. Oh, yes. I love the idea of me doing that with you. It's just like I've just got someone else's image on my poster without talking to them about it.

Just put it out and see. See if I get anything. If I get a text going, why am I on your poster? No, I reckon out of everyone, he'd love it. He'd be like, fine, good. But just hearing from him, him touching base over that would be pretty great. I reckon he wouldn't touch base. I reckon he'd just see it and go, oh, yeah.

He'd love it. You'd just never hear from him about it. Right, right. Yeah, I reckon you'd hear from O'Neill about it. Okay, right, right. O'Neill would be like, oh, he usually loves that thing. He's like, yeah, saw my face on someone else's poster. Pretty cool.

Yep. Someone else. He's not even really sure who I am. Yeah. I reckon there's a good couple of years in my relationship with Yuzi before I got confident that he knew my name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's not a knock on him at all.

No. Any of those big names, I'm always like very keen to just reintroduce myself every time. And you see them infrequently enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know one of them on this episode. Yeah. Akmal's been inside my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I wouldn't bank on him remembering. Oh, we never talked about this. When he got there, first of all, he texted. No, we talked about this on stage that he had to ask if it was in front of an audience. Yes. When he got of an audience. Yes. When he got to the gig. Yes. And he also assumed that the last time he'd done the show was just you and him together.

Yes. Yeah. I don't know how that worked. Yeah. Look, and you know, Akmal's a person that we've only met, I've met maybe, have you met him once maybe? I don't know. A couple of times?

Probably. Probably now after this episode. Yeah. Five times maybe? Yeah. I reckon probably even less than that. But that's over a decade plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like there's four year gaps in there.

Yeah. He's a guy that, you know, we put the request in and he says yes. And it's like, you know, it's a bit of a surprise. Like, oh, cool, great. Very nice of him considering, again, I reckon he doesn't know who the fuck we are. Yeah. We thought we were throwing a big Hail Mary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Asking for him. who the fuck we are. Yeah. We thought we were throwing a big Hail Mary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Asking for him. Even with Ross as well. Yeah. Thanks, Matty. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Dylan Halloways. Ooh. Halloways-er. H-A-L-L-A-W-A-Y-S.

Yeah, multiple Halloways. So one of those weird families where when they get together, it's the Hallowases. Yeah. Now, what the fuck? You know what? What does Halloway mean? The Halloway. What does it mean to Halloway?

What is that? What does that fucking mean? Where does that come from? Go deep. The first thing that comes up is Koala lumpa oh which is i wouldn't have picked that um now is there any no there's no real definition it's just obviously it's a name i think it's a name of a is it a town in kl or something like that? Meaning... All right, here we go. Ancestry.com. Halloway.

Name. Meaning. Variant of Alloway from the old English personal name, Allowig, composed of the elements. That means nothing. It makes no sense. Yep. Okay.

Right. We're not going to get to the bottom of this. Okay, fine. It means fucking nothing then. All right. I thought it could mean something, but... It means fucking nothing then. All right. I thought it could mean something, but it means nothing. It means we've wasted our time here. Absolutely.

And then what did the Halloway ancestors do for a living? Oh, in the fucking 40s, there were farmers and maids, and so was everyone. Yeah. There was no jobs other than fucking farmers in the 1940s. Sorry. There was just cows and people. That's all there was 80 years ago. Fact.

So that gives us no insight. Okay. All right. I really thought I was going to get something there, but I was fucking wrong. Dylan. What do you think? Dylan is a first name.

No good. Yes. Agree. Agree. Maybe it's, yeah, I don't know. It's a bit of a, sounds like a nerd's name. I think it sounds like a really piss-weak attempt to be cool. Like, oh, I'm going to have a cool baby.

Right. It's a fucking baby. You can't have a cool baby. And it's, oh, yeah, like Bob Dylan. What's the coolest baby? The baby in The Hangover. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Fucking funny film.

That's pretty cool. Fucking funny film. That's pretty cool. I wonder, is it going to be like the, you know the Nirvana baby? They always bring him out. Yep. It's like, ah, here he is again in the pool. Yep. When's the first time you think we'll see a thing from, here's the baby from The Hangover, and now he's 15.

You know what's going to be cool? How old is that movie? 10 years old? At least. Yeah. So you know what it'll be. It'll be twins. They always get twins for those fucking things. Oh, yeah.

Just in case one dies. Yeah. In case Zach Galifianakis ate one of them. They've got another one. So in case they, yeah, they did a stunt with the baby. It went wrong. Yeah. They've got to back up.

2009. There you go 10 years easy So that kid is Gone through puberty now Yep Going through Gone through I reckon we give it 5 years

And then we Are gonna see a photo recreation Of the poster or whatever the fuck it is Oh yes And we're gonna have the fullsized man in one of those. In the papoose. In the papoose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In front of. They get Galifianakis back. He's like an old man. Yeah. I'm just Googling where is the baby from The Hangover now. Okay. Oh, wow. Oh, okay.

Where is he? Grant was the only. It's twins. Is it twins? It's got to be twins. I've just found one guy's IMDB page. Trivia. Grant was the only boy out of eight babies in the original The Hangover.

Oh, my God. And he was also... The Octomom was the mum of The Hangover baby. That's amazing. And he was in the third one as well. Oh. He played... Okay, here we go.

What? He's the only boy out of eight babies in the original The Hangover. He played 58% of the role with his twin sister, Avery, playing about 40%, and two other babies making up the difference. Making up the 8%. That's rough. Wow. You're so low on the call sheet as a baby, you're not even making up a percentage of

the role. But who's doing the calculations? Who's going, this baby was 3%? Sitting there with a stopwatch while he's on screen fuck that's a mate that's a great job yeah um not even you know converting the fractions into percentages as well what sort of i would like to see that person's job title on their wikipedia page determining fractions of baby screen time oh hang, hang on. I found a photo. Wait. I've grown up. Or have I?

I've grown up. Yeah, the headline is, the baby from The Hangover is all grown up. I don't know that I'd call that all grown up. It's a boy with a dog. It's a young boy, but I wouldn't say all. I'm expecting to see an adult now. I'm saying significantly different from The Hangover, I would say. Big call, but I'm going to agree with you on that one. You know, when you say those things online,

you'll never guess what they look like now. Remember the kid from The Brady Bunch 70 years ago? You won't believe what they look like now. Is it old? Because I guessed it. Yeah, well, and especially when it's a baby, and babies, like a very, very, very well and especially when it's a baby and you know babies can't like a very very very young baby where it's like they kind of all look the same

yeah it's like yeah it looks like a person now yeah and in this film it was a blob yeah yeah i yeah no i wouldn't have guessed that yeah yeah yeah it was it was spoofed that it's slightly gone off and now it's a full-on big cunt a A full person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Dylan. Why not? You know what I'd like better? The Beatles, Halloways. The Beatles were arguably a lot better than Bob Dylan.

Beatle is a good name for a kid. No, the Beatles. Beatle Halloway. Yeah. You know, Beatle is a good person. Beatle is a good name. Yeah. Beatle Bailey. Beatle Bailey.

Yeah. That is a good name. Beatle. Beatle. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. If I have a kid, I'm going to call it Beatle. Beatle is a good person. Beatle is a good name. Yeah. Beatle Bailey. Beatle Bailey. Yeah. That is a good name. Beatle. Beatle. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. If I have a kid, I'm going to call it Beatle.

Beatle's pretty good. It's multi-gender, you know? It's even insect, you know? Beatle, as in the musical group or the insect spelling? Well, you know, we're talking about people changing spellings for nicknames. So I think you make it the spelling of the insect. And then when they get a bit older, they're like, but actually my nickname. Nicknames are meant to be kind of cool.

So my nickname is, I just spell it like the band. I take one of the A's out and chuck an A in there. Yeah, that's a nickname. My friends call me that. That sounds exactly the same. Cooler than an insect. Right. So they started calling me Beatle.

If you knew a guy called Beatle, if you knew Beatle Halloways, what would your nickname for him be? Would you give Beatle a nickname? Give him a bit of Ringo? I don't know that I'd want to because Beatle is just such a good name. I know. I know. So I wouldn't. That I'd want to because Beatle is just such a good name. I know. I know. So I wouldn't...

That's the obvious point that it's like so wild that it's already working like a nickname. It's also like... But do you back yourself to go one step further? Nah. Also, if I'm the dad of this kid and I've given him the name Beatle

and I'm like, how good's this? And then some little shitheel friend of his comes around and he's chucking out a nickname, I'm going off. I'm going like, what the fuck are you doing? I've given this kid one of the best names you can give it and you're going to call him fucking John? You fucking moron.

Get the fuck out of my house, you little shit. Well, what about Dylan? What do you reckon he copped in grade two? Just people, just other kids in grade two, other six-year-olds walking past going, hey, cunt, when are you going to go electric? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Famously huge fans of Bob Dylan, grade two kids.

Yep, yep. Some blonde-haired kid coming along, pulling his pants down, going, how about you go blonde on blonde right here? Yep, not bad. Not bad. Let us know, Dylan, have you ever copped any of these? Did you get many Woodstock references in grade one? Any heckles about the back catalogue?

Any Rolling Stone jibes? Yep, I'll bet. During geography? Yep. Get moving. Get moving, cunt. Thanks, Dylan. All right.

Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Aaron Pierpoint. How many have we done? I don't know. We've been going a while. That's only four. Peerpoint? Peerpoint. I could have sworn Dylan was number four.

No. No. No. Anthony Wojcik, Matty Scott, Dylan Halloways Aaron Pierpoint Jesus Christ

Yeah We've been here a while Pierpoint Yeah We better We've actually got to record another thing after this Yeah we do We better wrap this up soon

But But hey To give full deference to To Patreon subscriber Aaron Pierpoint first Um I Yeah Look

Never seen that name before in my life And as for Pierpoint, also an odd... Very nice. Also very nice. Very nice. Yeah, yeah, pretty cool. And then I was like, sorry, mum. Yeah.

And then I pulled my dick on a bus for some reason. Pierpoint. When was the last time you were on a pier? Well, you know me, Tommy. Not for a while. You know when I go on piers. It hasn't been lately. The only piers I go on, mate, are in me, Tommy. Not for a while. You know when I go on piers. It hasn't been lately. The only piers I go on, mate, are in a little place in Southeast Asia.

Well, you know, there's Victorian piers. No, thanks. There's piers all over this great state. Not for me. Not for you. Not for me. Not getting near any Australian waters slash boats. Okay.

No thank you. Okay. I save my going on boats to a country with impeccable safety standards. No OH&S whatsoever. Yeah. To a place where if we were sinking in a boat and I found a life vest, I'd be like, whoa, who left this here? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. That must have been someone drunk from the fucking full moon festival that accidentally dropped it. Yeah. I won't go in a light plane, but I will gladly eat something that someone in the street in Bangkok has fucking cooked on the motorist's car. In a gutter. Yes. Yes, thank you.

Yes. Yes, thank you. Yes, absolutely. As much as I'm saying yes in a comical way, I absolutely agree with that. Pier point. Pier Point. Pier Point. I don't mind it as a surname. It's...

Aaron, I'm not into. You know what? If you did your thing like... There's a shop, or there used to be a shop in Queensland called Chandler's. It was an electrical shop. Now, you could get away with having a Dasolo's. That'd be some sort of a restaurant. Yep.

I would assume. Some sort of a, maybe deli. I'm tipping deli. Don't mind that. Deli. Yep. Now, Pier Points. You can't have a coffee shop called Pier Points, can you?

You know, if it's like beach side, I can see that kind of tying in. I guess so. Yeah. Because, I mean, it does lend itself to a lot of very good imagery. I guess. It's the cafe at the end of the pier. It's on the point of the pier. Yeah, you know what?

You're right. I've been looking at this in the wrong way. It just seems very mechanical to me. But you're right. It can be more sort of picturesque, can it? Yeah. I think I'm getting, like I said, that's why I brought it up. I'm getting beautiful seaside imagery.

Yeah. Pier point, though, I'm thinking maybe someone's right up at the end and they're just looking down into the deep blue beyond and thinking, that'll do me. Yeah, really. Sainara. Really? Sainara?

Yeah. They've learned a new language just before they've offed themselves. Yeah. Wow. Okay. And it didn't make them happy, and that's why they're doing it. Oh. They thought that would make them happy.

They thought the language would be the key. Yeah. They thought, maybe I'm having all these horrible thoughts. Maybe if I learn a different language, those horrible thoughts will look nicer. Well, I'm constantly thinking that I should end it. And if I learn Japanese and I think it so much that I'm thinking, I learn it so well that I'm thinking in that language, but if I never learn the words, I should kill myself,

then I can never have those thoughts. That's a good point. Problem thoughts. That's a good point. Problem solved. That's a good point, yes. If I'm struggling for those words of I'm going to kill myself right now, but I'm like, oh, fuck, what was it again? And by the time you figure it out, the thought's passed. Yeah. I'm thinking in French and I'm trying to conjugate and I'm trying to think of what's the feminine of suicide.

How you say, I want to kill myself? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, that's embarrassing. Oh, he got the, yeah, he got the. He's a man and he said. He got the female version.

He's a man and he said, I'm going to kill my female self. How you say, I want to kill myself in a dress? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. As a. Yeah, I don't know, yeah. Oh, yeah. As a... As a... Yeah, I don't know, man. I think that's an interesting point in growing up when you do need to say at some point,

Mummy, Daddy, why do I have two A's at the start of my name? Why? Yeah. Well, son, I never really thought about it before, but you're right, that is fucked and so are you. Yeah, no offence, but it's a stupid sounding and looking name. Yeah, it's dumb. It's really, really dumb.

I'd be getting to Ronnie Pierpoint as soon as possible, because that sounds cool. Oh, I don't mind that at all. Yeah. Ronnie Pierpoint. Ronnie Point. Just as the super abbreviation. I like Ronnie Pier a bit more. I do, yeah.

What about Ron Pointy? There we go. Ronald Pointy. Pointy Ronald. There we go. We've workshopped it. There's about seven degrees there, but we got there. Pointy Ronald. Pointy Ronald, we've punched up your name for you.

You're welcome. Money well spent. Look, it's not a great name for you, but it's tickled us. Yeah. Yeah. And that's all that really matters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. On this show it does.

Yeah. You want to have fun at work. Yeah. All right. And also, a cool cafe name. Pointy Ronald. Pointy Ronald. I would absolutely go into that cafe.

Pointy Ronald. No. I was go into that cafe Pointy Ronald's No In a big city and I had a lot of options I don't Know if I would cause in like a small country Town I'd be pretty excited you know And like the one cafe on the main strip Yeah it's called pointy Ronald's right I'd be pretty excited to tell people about it back Home but that theory of yours is oh if there

Was one cafe I guess I'd go in it because of It's not no you'd go in it because you've got no other Well you know I cut you, oh, if there was one cafe, I guess I'd go in it because of its... No, you'd go in it because you've got no other option. Well, you know, a couple. If it was like a small town and I see a place called Pointy Ronald's, I'd be like, oh, this is awesome. Okay, would you rather go in the Pier Point Cafe or would you rather go in Pointy Ronald's? Hmm. And they both... Both in the same block?

Look like they're equally as good? Opposite. Opposite each other. Are they near the beach? Well, they're equally as good? Opposite. Opposite each other. Are they near the beach? Well, they're opposite each other. So whether they're near the beach or they're not, they are next to each other. They're very close. But my point is, if we're near the beach, I'm probably going the pier point.

If we're outside of the beach, if we're nowhere near water, I'm thinking this is trying a bit too hard. Oh, right, right, right. You know what I mean? The pier point, if it's referring to sort of a pier, I'm thinking, oh, okay. If it's not near a point, you're going, look, I'm not going to see a pier too hard. Oh, right, right, right. You know what I mean? The Pierpoint, if it's referring to sort of a pier, I'm thinking, oh, okay. If it's not near a point, you're going, look, I'm not going to see a Pierpoint in this place called Pierpoints. However, there's a big chance of seeing

a Ronald that's pointy. Well, that's the other thing. The sign for Pointy Ronalds, is there some kind of like mascot figure of Ronald in the window? I hope so. Am I getting any kind of idea of who Pointy Ronald is?

I imagine, yes. What I getting any kind of idea of who Pointy Ronald is? I imagine yes. What I imagine is a big ceramic fucking model of some cartoon looking cunt up the top. But even if there wasn't, I'm quite liking the mystery of like, who the fuck is Pointy Ronald? Maybe I'll have to go in to find out. But I'm absolutely going to the cafe. If it's in a big city with plenty of other options,

I could not give up. I'm going to Pointy Ronald's. Pointy Ronald's. Pointy Ronald's. How the fuck can someone be pointy? Getting in a group, you're going, hey guys, is there any discount codes I can use for being a podcaster at Pointy Ronald's?

You better believe I'm taking a picture of myself with a sign that says Pointy Ronald's. It's a good name. Yeah. Well, thanks, Pointy Ronald. Thanks, Pointy. Even though you should be thanking us. Thanks, PR.

All right. We've got five minutes until a guest turns up for a bonus episode, so we better... We've got no minutes. He texted me six minutes ago saying that he's out the front. Okay. Whoops. All right.

We better just... Sorry to this next person we're going to read out. We'll just do one left. And they've probably been waiting for a long time. But yeah, look. It's quite a good name person. He's got shit to do. So we better hurry up and go down there and get it done.

Yep. It is... Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Smooth Comedy. The opposite of pointy? Yeah Yep Pretty weird Pretty weird

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