The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 552 - "Live!" Andrew Wolfe & Tor Snyder

Episode Date: April 28, 2021

Life’s given us a big bag of lemons so we’ve attempted to make lemonade! Yes, this was supposed to be our triumphant Perth live show in front of 200 people at the Rosemount Hotel but thanks to a snap lockdown in Perth just after we arrived, it’s a (still kinda triumphant) “live” show in front of 8 people in Karl’s hotel room. ANDREW WOLFE and TOR SNYDER join us as we discuss the ways lockdown is different in Perth, the $2 Peeps across the road, what Wolfey has been doing with Karl’s investment, plus we get excited for an upcoming live comedy gig that is somehow even more hare-brained than doing a live podcast in a hotel room. Have fun with this one, sorry we couldn’t see most of you Perth listeners, but hopefully we’ll be back ASAP for our FIFTH (??) CRACK AT A LIVE SHOW IN PERTH!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the Little Dumb Dumb Club, a great new episode recorded technically live in Perth with guests Tor Snyder and Andrew Wolfe. A lot of fun in this one. You guys are really in for an absolute treat. Let's cut now to the episode and then at the end of that, you are going to hear from the boys in Talking Dumb Dumb who are going to let you know whether or not they've done it again. Cool, real cliffhanger. We'll see you soon. Until then, enjoy this new episode with Andrew Wolfe and Tor Snyder. Yeah!

All right, not too loud. Not too loud. Hey, mates, welcome once again into the Little Dum Dum Club for another week. Thank you very much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dasolo. I'm with me as always, the other half of the program, the owner of Room 704. Please welcome back into the little Dum Dum Club,

Carl Chandler. Can I kick it? Yes, mate. Thanks for coming back to my place, everyone. This is so, yeah, look, if you haven't worked it out so far, we couldn't do a live show in Perth. We made our own live show. Thanks to all the restrictions that are on. We couldn't do our sold-out 200-seater, so we did a seven-seater instead.

So we have people in my hotel room. We did a random selection of people that had bought tickets, and by random we mean people applied and we looked at their names and figured out if they'd annoyed us on the internet and we said no to them. Must feel pretty good, guys. Well done, guys, for being very vanilla. That's why you were chosen.

Anyone sitting in this room who's like, I thought I had been annoyed. I'm trying really hard to piss them off. You've been very shit at being a cunt. Sorry, guys. Sorry you had to find out this way. We've got two great mystery guests for you on the show today. Guys, come out from...

You're going to have to come on stage. Mate, I'm ready to go. Nick Cody and... No, no. Here we are. No, welcome in, please. Andrew Wolfe and Tor Snyder. Yay!

Again, don't get too excited. People do not know that we are doing this in my hotel room. I thought you were going to say, don't know who we are, and I was like, probably. I know shortly, though, man, with all the clapping. I know. What's that been happening all week? Oh, yeah, yeah.

After every wank, he's done it again. That's how I wank, I clap it. Thank you for visiting us in what I'm sure this is the room that Carl Chandler has been isolating in for the last four days. So it's Perth's masturbatorium. I do. I feel bad for some of the guests sitting on that bed. They better change those sheets.

Someone's going home pregnant. That's shocking. Oh, come on, guys. Lift. You're a small crowd. We're working with this. I'll tell you what. you people on the bed, you're lucky I've been so sad about being locked down.

So you've missed out on a lot of that action. There's only tears on the sheet. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Little white tears. You can have a really sad baby if you do get up and done from that. Make sure you fart on a pillow, though. Let Carl go home with something special.

Yes, that is a good point. Please, everyone in the room at the moment, do not steal anything. I know it's very tempting to take a souvenir. Oh, mate, well, I better get this shit out of my pants. I've taken stuff. I got in here. We go home tomorrow, a level of organisation I've never seen from Carl Chandler. Bags all packed and ready to go.

I'm like, oh, you've packed early. And he said, or I don't trust these cunts with any of my stuff. To be honest, man, that's the Perth experience. You pack a day before, you want to get the fuck out. No, no. I mean, you hate Perth. I've got my shit packed at home and I live here just in case. Just in case.

That is, yeah, it is being a, I mean, we got here, we're so bushy-tailed and full of hope when we got here. We're going to do this sold-out 200-seater show, and then it's turned into seven people, and instead of Nick Cody, Brett Blake and Luke Higgins, these two. So, yeah. I apologise, guys. But you look like randoms to me as well.

He said randoms. You're a bit of a disappointment to me, let's be honest. But we did. You and I flew together, Carl. We came over here last Thursday. We were very excited to get here and do the big show in Perth. Finally, we rescheduled it three times or whatever. You met me at my house and there's a little trick that you do

when you message me that you're in the alleyway and I'll open the garage door and it slides back very, very slowly and then there's a few seconds before you see me where you get to yell something out that's a little bit funny and a little bit clever. We do a bit of improv. Whenever we meet up, we do a bit of improv whenever we meet up we do a bit of improv we do a bit of improv

and so that all happened and then why don't you ever do that on the pod man well that's that's where I try it out yeah that's where I try it out

if it's any good I bring it on the pod okay excellent I said that one time hey dickheads killed and fucking that was it I brought it on the pod

that does kill I use that now as well for my stage oh fuck you thief yeah so yeah so no that did happen killed and fucking that was it. I brought it on the board. That does kill. I use that now as well for my stage shows. Oh, fuck you, thief. Yeah, so no, that did happen. And Dassel was like, oh, I'm going to open up the door now. I'm going to come in and pick you up.

And then so I was like, hey, cutie. Hey, sexy boy, blah, blah, blah. The door opens. It's a fucking 65-year-old guy who looks like John Cleese. And he was not impressed. So he looked like Tommy Dassel. That's so good. Yeah, no, and then my defence was,

I thought you were my friend. And then meanwhile, I was down the road getting a coffee because you were a bit early. I'm walking back to my place. I clocked this guy walking back. Before I knew this had happened, I was like, this old cunt looks like John Cleese and he's got this weird, he's looking at me weird.

It was as if he, I reckon he's seen me and gone, well, this has to have been the sexy little boy that I've heard legend of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a fucking handy little time to bring this up. I've brought two books to read while I'm here, and as I was setting it-

What, you're going to read on the pod? No, no, no. This is rock bottom. As we were setting this up tonight, I was like, wow, this is a very, very opportune book to be reading considering what we're doing tonight. Because I'm reading at the moment a book about the Jonestown Massacre, which is quite appropriate given that this guy, Jim Jones,

effectively led a cult who lured a lot of his followers somewhere and then killed them all. So guys, bit of a heads up. That's what I've been reading about. Hope you didn't make any plans for tomorrow, guys. Holy shit. I thought it was going to be finance related

but that sounds a lot like what I do to clients. Why did you think it was going to be finance related? I don't know, man. He just looks like a guy. Everything's about me. He looks alright. He just looks like a guy into finance. Jim Jones.

He looks good. I'd invest with him. That's the trickle-down effect. Carl invests with Wolfie and Wolfie invests with Jim Jones. Have you read? It doesn't look like you've opened it, though. You're just showing people. I've just brought them over to start reading.

And to be honest, I know how it ends. So it's not like I'm busting to fucking... They're just They're just props now Yeah Brought it over to read A lockdown of four days And you didn't even crack it open

In that time Put it in the bin brother You're never getting around to it Hey I'm 20 pages into Whatever that is Or 45 Whatever this is

Just the funny parts Yeah I can read I'm reading I'm reading Yeah man I'm doing Reading ads at the moment With my five year olds

So I'm working through it Yeah yeah Have you done reading You haven't done'm doing Reading ads at the moment With my five year old So I'm working through it Yeah yeah Have you done reading You haven't done it yet Reading ads It's a parents Anyone got kids Fuck it's a bad reference

Doing crowd work To save it Thank god for this guy He saved me Yeah I've got kids That's why I'm in Some stranger's hotel room That's also

Yeah that's also Like that This is like The difference between Fucking rock and roll and podcast. Like if a rock and roll dude gets people back into his hotel room, it's fucking on. But you guys are like, can you listen to our podcast? Mate, what are you talking about?

I'm going to throw your TV out the window. You've got to know that. Good luck. We can't even get the internet on it. Oh, really? Get it off the wall. We can't plug anything into it. There's two guys here.

Shout out to these two guys who, when I was downstairs, are collecting people to bring them up. These two guys came past, saw me through the door, waved at me, and I said, yep, you know, we're all good to go. And then they just kind of stood on the other side of the window and watched me while they finished eating their Red Rooster. Oh! Before coming into the hotel.

I love that move. Hard to be mad. Very on brand. Hard to be mad at it. Well, that's what, you know, if you've invested money in something, it's more important than something for fucking free. Very true. That's how that works.

I did the same thing because I saw the little dum-dum club and then just... The t-shirt. Yeah, I saw the t-shirt and still just stood there with a microphone and no one said anything. So I apologise about that, mate, but I'm not a kind person. Because, yeah, we put the email around and said, you know, come meet us at this hotel, but we didn't make it clear exactly what we were doing. So hands up if what you're doing at the moment lines up with the vision that you had in your head.

Oh, yeah. Oh, really? The rest of you, what did you think was going to happen? I have no idea. All right, all right. Get Red Rooster and then what happens after that? Who gives a fuck? Meet in the lobby.

Meet in the lobby and then whatever. Wherever the night takes you is fine by then. Yeah, okay. Well, my hand is firmly down and I might leave shortly. Can you get me a beer, please? Yeah, mate. We're all friends here. We're all within a very small space here.

We tried to book the conference room for this, but it wasn't allowed. Yeah, it wasn't allowed, unlike what we're doing right now. Well, it is allowed, technically, because we didn't ask for permission. So it can't be banned. Was the conference room booked out? No. Why didn't we do it in the pool? It could have been unbelievable.

You're not allowed to be in the pool after 6 o'clock. The bar opens at 5 in the pool, and then the pool closes at six o'clock. So it's a... Hour of power. It's not only a happy hour, it's just an hour. Fuck, dude, it sounds like I've stayed here before. It's a safety thing. Yeah.

Is it only one hour of drinking up there? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. And also, you're not allowed to drink in the pool either. So it's like, it's such a weird fucking setup in this hotel. Guys, Double Tree and Northbridge, We've been here for five days now. It's a great establishment.

Check it out if you're in the area. Also, remember, like, you know, the last couple of weeks in the lead up to this, it's all like, guess where I am? And then a week later, it's like, please come to where I am. So good. Sorry, Tor, what were you going to say? Oh, I was going to say, like, I mean, drinking and not drinking in the pool sounds pretty reasonable.

I mean, it's not Bali, right? Yeah's close though it might as well be for sure i agree but also you shouldn't drink in a pool guys it can be dangerous though because we had a rsn bird camera and we had a work thing and someone got drunk and threw a pint a smash or like a smash pint into the pool yeah and it's a big deal it turns out because you got to drain the whole fucking thing the next day and look i wasn't that guy but i knew who it was but you gave him the point who has done it because we're all partners and i was like well you used to be able to drink in the pool that's what we're saying you can't anymore once the glass is in you can't tell and there was a drought that yeah very bad that was the bad bit

i was wasting the beer i was you can't find it hey how would you find it which um can't find it which one of these which one of these kids uh parties was it which kid yeah shit i can't save you here i don't know okay oh i thought you meant i thought it was one of your kids birthday party no no it was when i had a proper job. Oh, okay. RSN Bird Cameron. Being a dad's not a job. Shout out to those guys. That's good. Good for you.

Dude, I actually did a corporate to RSN Bird Cameron recently, insolvency guys. Now, hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. Now, when you say corporate, now, you told me that you could do tonight, but you were doing a corporate first. And I said, oh, that's nice, man. You got a corporate. Where is it?

And you said, oh, it's down here. Look, I'd rather do your gig, actually, because it only pays $100. Yeah, look, it was an open mic. That's not a corporate if it's $100. Sorry. You're not doing a gig to IBM for $100. Look, I was trying to big up myself to the East Coast boys.

No, I'm just a bad negotiator. It was a corporate. They just said, how much do you want? And I said, well, just some snacks. And they said $100. But yeah, man,

I actually did a gig to insolvency people and it was my original job. My old partner and my first job was sitting there in the crowd watching me yell cunt 150 times. And I've been thinking recently, fuck, I'd like to get back into insolvency and I think that shit's out. Because my opening joke was,

I know you're looking at me, I look like I've got nothing in common with you. You guys work in insolvency and i'm currently insolvent and his face dropped but uh he didn't talk to me after the gig so but i have emailed my cv so you know we live in hope where so so we've been so what's happened effectively for people um that uh don't understand haven't seen the news about perth which is easy to do uh especially the overseas no offense offence. No, but... No offence, but who gives a fuck about you and your lives?

But that happens with every other state. Like, you know, if something happens somewhere else, who gives a fuck? So we flew in. There hasn't been a problem in Perth for fucking two years, haven't they? And now as soon as we get here, there's a fucking massive problem. We go into lockdown, blah, blah, blah.

So sorry about that, guys. But, yeah, as soon as we get here, we're not allowed to do anything. We did have, what, Cody and Heggie and Blakey here. Oh, they had some big guests, guys. I'm sorry. Double replacement, replacement, replacement guest again. Sorry about that. I had nothing else to do.

What we have been enjoying is opposite the hotel, in our little hour of exercise, whatever, we've been noticing. So this is a nice hotel, but it's in sort of, this is a sketchy area of town, yeah? Would you say? It is, mate. It's rough. Yeah, it is.

I don't know. I would say this is like a little non-stabby oasis right here. I ran to the hotel, man. It's true. No, honestly, though, this is very nice. If you look at this building, you go, fuck, this is really good

except for the fact that there's heaps of people living in cardboard boxes calling me a cunt all around the fucking street out there. These guys love it because they've got

a red rooster nearby. How bad can it fucking be? Yeah. So over the road, there's a sex shop backed onto a $2 peeps shop. Is that what it's called? You have a detailed knowledge of this layout. It's all we can see over the road.

That's what we're looking at. So as soon as we got here, what I loved is that there's a $2 peeps across the road. You've got to love that on holiday away from your wife. No, but what I love is that there was away from your wife. No, but... No. But what I love is that there was... Because it's such a sketchy street. There's like a beggar out the front. So there's a guy sitting on a cardboard box begging for coins,

but directly next to the $2 peep sign. Yeah, because he wants to go have a fucking peep. Yeah. That's so good. That's so great. Good for him. He's not even looking for food. He's like, I need to jerk off.

Can you give me $2 to go for a peep? Oh, mate. He wants to do it in privacy. That's so me. Good for him. He's not even looking for food. He's like, I need to jerk off. Can you give me $2 to do it for me? Oh, mate. He wants to do it in privacy. That's so me. I respect it. So he's asking for coins and you're saying, well, come on, step up to the point, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

But then, so that was all great times when things were open. When we got here, it was all fun and games. But then we went into lockdown and so everything's closed except for absolute know absolute emergencies and whatever so you let them come in here and have a peep yeah not not for free all of a sudden it's uh you know that's great you're on the bed you get the guy on the other side of that screen that leads into the shower and just get him to put it up and then you're on the bed just rotating around. That's so good, dude. That's what they could have won. Yeah, yeah. The most specific local reference there's ever been.

No one can ever piece that. So that peep shop. Peep shop? Is that what they call it? Peep shop. Peep show. Isn't it a peep show? Yeah, I know, but you don't call it a peep show.

You call it a peep shop. Peep shop? Peep show shop. Sex shop with a peep show in it. Peep shop. Peep shop? Peep show shop. Sex shop with a peep show in it. Peep shop. Peep shop. Peep shop feels good. Girls, girls, girls.

Yeah. Dickhart. But they stayed open. They stayed open. Like, you know, there's only 7-Elevens and Nando's and stuff that's open. But the peep show, peep shop, stayed open. Well, it's just a quick peep, mate. It's not.

Yeah. How long did you look at it? I didn't look at it. No, you go through the glass. Well, it's just a quick peep, mate. It's not... Yeah. How long did you look at it? I didn't look at it. No, you go through the glass. No, I didn't look at it. I'm just observing that it was open. I mean, you could still go to work if you're an essential worker. Yes.

That would be great if you go in there and they're like, can you just scan in on the WA COVIDSafe app before you come in here? You're like, I really don't plan on taking that long, honestly. I'll be in and out. Thank you very much. Dude, I think it's fine because you've got that perspex glass well exactly they have up and they're doing new york now for comedians that's what i thought well that's what i thought this is what we should be

doing with with the the show we could have like taken some advice from the peep shows because it's unbelievable you just boy in a bubble just wander around it's like we just get these guys along and verbally jerk off for an hour and we're fine. And then instead of charging $50 up top, we just do two minutes every $2. What a move. They go, there's a lockdown. I own a bubble. Get fucked and just wander around the streets.

I thought doing a live show in your hotel room was a low point. It's nice to know we can get lower. Doing a live show in the peeps would be absolute bottom. Also, with the $2, if you charge these guys $2 every two minutes, it's like, that adds up. We end up making more money than usual.

Yes. Yeah, exactly. That is good money. Yeah. We could make back the thousands of dollars we've bled being here doing nothing.

You seem to be pretty abreast of the sex work industry. Were you being a cam girl in lockdown the whole time? Fuck. I mean, yeah, we have, like,

that's also a great idea. Like, we've been here for a week. We've spent thousands of dollars being here and we're like, let's get back on track and charge these guys

nothing to come and see us do this. It's working well. Yeah. Some of them brought beers for us though. How are you? Was there a line to get in the peep show

just out of interest? Because I've ruled out insolvency, so maybe I'll flick my CV down there. There was no line. I went to take a picture because it was clearly open, so I went to take a picture.

Oh, yeah? They do not like that. No, no, no, no. On the outside. Tell us more. On the outside. They don't like that. On the outside.

That's not working. On the outside. You're out the fucking picture. No. No, no. I was on the outside, and the guy came out and watched me and so I pretended I wasn't taking a picture of him.

I pretended I was just taking a picture of me outside the Guzman Gomez instead. Right. And so then he comes out and he got sick of watching me and then went back in and just shut the whole shop up. So sorry everyone that couldn't have a wank over lockdown, but I think I shut it down. In a peep show, do you get to pick from a menu or just get random?

I've never been again. I've never been. I've never been to one. I just wonder if you could sort of select. I don't believe you but I've been to one. Have you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They just send you into a booth. It doesn't matter. So you get anything. It could just be a mirror. Yeah. It sucks. It sucks. It's the ultimate grift.

Pull back the curtain and go, holy fuck. So that works on the idea that you're like I gotta see this guy I gotta keep feeding the meter I'm dating this guy he's brilliant

that's the narcissism test if you can still come while looking in a mirror and yourself jerking off oh my god I should set up one of these booths in Melbourne for a lot of comedians

that is open the new open mic man I just want to specify that I went as an experiment with man i just want to specify that i went as an experiment with a friend everyone goes to the experiment i wonder if i can come no i just wanted to see what it was like the bunsen burner out we're heading to the beach so what was it like dude i'm the isaac new of masturbation. So I went with a friend, a gay friend, and he...

Basically, you're only allowed to have one person in there, and he ducked down and he put his head right into a bucket of cum. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Because there's, like, a cum bucket in the stall. And they don't empty it in between?

You don't empty it? I mean, probably, but no. I have actually been in one before. I knew it! You go in with multiple people and they lose it. Hang on mean, probably, but no. I have actually been in one before. I knew it! You go in with multiple people and they lose it. You got eight in there banging and they go, it's $2, get the fuck out of here! As soon as someone mentions a bucket full of cum,

Wolfie remembers. I do remember that bucket. Someone's dropped their drink. Nah, maybe not. Oh, shit. As soon as we started laughing they closed it yeah yeah we have had it

with like eight in there in Amsterdam oh really and you run in and they get angry and we liked that that was our kink the nature of yelling

get the fuck out and we're like this is actually you weren't sexually aroused by what they were doing it was more what you were doing it was making you dick hard just carrying around

a bucket of cum with you all night you know I heard Louis CK was into those oh yeah as a tie. I saw him on Russian Roulette once. Oh, really?

No. Oh, my God. You mean Chat Roulette? Chat Roulette, sorry. What is this show? You played Russian Roulette with Louis C.K.? Russian Roulette's what I do in the shed, man. It's mostly just Russians on there.

I thought you were going to... I lost all that money. Yeah, anyway. But congratulations, guys, that have made it. You guys in the audience, let's call it audience tonight. Thanks for coming.

There was, you guys are the lucky few because we did randomly, like I said, reasonably randomly pick you guys. Are you about to sell the merch? No. Is this what we're doing?

Or ask for money. Is this the after show? Can you put the money in a bucket? Obviously, the show doesn't fund itself and you owe $90. It's actually disappointing the people who did come in wearing merch because I'm like,

fuck, I can't sell that to them now. No pressure, but we have an ATM machine up here. No. Look, if you want to buy something, that suitcase is chockers. I've only brought about three shirts for this whole trip

because it was full of fucking... There's been several points where I'm like, do i wear my own merch here in perth i can't quite bring myself to doing it but i'll be ashamed if someone saw you and you were embarrassed yeah yeah why didn't you sell underwear like the old man's undies that you had in your stop saying it's old man undies dude those were 90 plus those are old people that underwear was l mcpherson underwear i'll'll have you know. It looked in good nick, like the elastic was much better than any of mine.

Yeah, it's fine. I've got the same. Do you wear like old woman's undies? Old man underwear? You know, I don't think I really want to talk about that. Come on, it feeds right into the peep show.

But there was a lot of people that missed out, so you guys are the chosen few. And I love all the people that hit us up to go, that they missed out. But they don't say, oh, did I miss, you know,

sorry, we missed out or whatever. It's all like, oh, so I guess I missed out. Oh, I guess I, and it's like, yeah, you fucking guessed right, cunt. Or like, sorry you don't fucking get to a free show. Sorry, guys. But, you know, like I said, we've burnt nearly $4,000 coming here, I think. I think I added it up. It was like about $4,000 coming here, I think. I think I added it up. It was like about $4,000.

So it's a lot. It's very generous of you guys to do it, I think. It's generous of us. I was mentioning it before the show that we should have had subs so we could sub out a few of these guests. Do you know what I mean? You guests? No, you're saying guests or audience members?

Audience, audience. They're guests in your room, though, so he's not wrong. No, but I'm saying so we could replace them. After you said that, I thought, yeah, it would be good to sub out? Audience, audience. They're guests in your room though, so he's not wrong. They're guests. Nobody's saying so we could replace them. After you said that, I thought, yeah, it would be good to sub out a guest actually. I fucked up the joke. I'm sorry. Yeah, you guys run down to Red Rooster, see if there's any randos in there who want to come in. Oh, imagine subbing in audience members off this street.

Yeah. Go into the peeps, wait for the window to go up, up and then just be like there's a podcast happening across the road if you want to as soon as you bought a hat you sub them out and just fucking sell the merch

actually it would be good once they're finished in the peeps because I think it would be a lot angrier going in than coming out I think they'd be

a bit more relaxed coming out of the peeps dude and that's something I'm going to offer to all you guys I'll pay for your peep show at the end of the night do you want to go

oh you're up for no as an add on for all these guys so they get some value from it. Wow, you've got $18 to burn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all going in together, you idiots.

It's $2. Wolfie just pulls out his cum bucket and he's like, let's go. Shit, dude. I really think they should swap out that cum bucket between shows. Look, it was just gross. Anyway, I feel like you're ragging on this street, but man, I just spent they should swap out that cum bucket between shows. Look, it was just gross. Anyway, I feel like you're ragging on this street, but, man, I just spent a month in Melbourne, and I had a guy come up to me in the street and go,

excuse me, can I eat your ass? What? No way. I'm not even kidding. Really? Yeah, and I was just like, oh, my God. It's a comment. It was Will Anderson.

No, don't be like that. Friend of the show and friend of your ass. He can be. Sure. What street? Bourke. Wow, in the main street. Yeah, like right outside.

Someone walks straight into Meyer and then straight into your ass. Yeah, we're selling it. But anyway, no. At the front of Spleen, he your ass. Yeah, was selling it. But anyway, no. Out the front of Spleen, he was wearing a Liverpool hat. Liverpool shoes, Liverpool socks. No, no, no. What was your response? Actually, moments later, I ran into Wolfie as well.

Oh, really? What a coincidence. It was... What a fucking awful night for you. It was a really bad night. It was weird because it was like your timing and then I ran into that guy afterwards. So the guy who said it, was he normal? Oh, I don't think he was in any mental state to eat my ass.

Right, right. But he wanted to and I was flattered, actually. That's good, yeah. Like if I saw a mental lady walking down the street and she asked to suck my dick, I'd be like, well, that's something. Yeah. I must be doing something right. And at least he asked, you know?

Yeah. That was the gentleman. Yeah, well, that's something. I must be doing something right. And at least he asked. Yeah. You know? That was the gentleman. Yeah. In the street. Also, there must have been a good festival for that to be your highlight. Yes. It's the only story I've got to tell. How was the lockdown for both of you guys?

Wolfie, I'm mostly just interested in what you do cooped up for three days. It's very bad. Hey, my parents are very angry with me. I'm still living with my parents by the way, guys. Just put that out there. Mum's angry.

She's left now. I'm feeling unsettled. What's happening in Perth? Because basically we know three comedians in Perth. It's you two and Dave Callen.

Dave Callen's living with his parents. Yeah. What the fuck is going on in Perth? I don't live with my parents because I'm a grown woman. You will eventually.

You will. You shoot comedy long enough, you do. It gets in the way of people eating your ass. But I mean, I'm not surprised that you do. Again, it feels good. It does feel good that the man handling my money in stocks and shares is living with his parents. Well, man, I've got good news for you.

You're up over $17 right now. We were down about 50%, but we've come good with an oil play. Is that the official update? Yeah, you're up. Thank God. Fuck, thank God we had that first aborted pod. If you'd done the earlier one, I would have been in a bit of trouble.

Oh, really? Oh, we've come back. So it's turned around now. I think you're up $17. But he's going to be down a dollar. You give everybody a fucking big show. Pinchos are me, motherfuckers. Let's be clear. I'm up $17. But he's going to be down a dollar if you give everybody a fucking peep show. Peep shows are a meme, motherfuckers. Let's be clear.

I'm up $17. I gave you thousands of dollars. Well, think how many peep shows you're going to get with $17. Eight and a half. No, we actually spun it around because obviously I'd pushed this specific stock, which I should never have mentioned on the earlier pod. And then a lot of people on the People aware of the dum-dum were mocking me and it was hurtful

because I was in a lot of trouble at that point but thankfully a true gambler I came good I came back with an even more ridiculous play I got off my bipolar med

and it's come good there was a lot of messages I was getting from you because I'm like I'm leaving this in the hands of Wolfie he's a professional that's what he's told as you should do

me and my parents that run the business because you're like yeah you know all this in the hands of Wolfie. He's a professional. And that's what he told me. As you should do. Me and my parents that run the business. Because you're like, yeah, you know all this stuff. And then all of a sudden I'm getting like a lot of updates. I'm like, this is not good if you're getting a lot of updates. That was an episode, I think. No, but it is funny because then for a while I didn't answer you. And that was during the dark times. Right, right.

But now we're back. We're back. Baby, and we're heading towards. So we're back to. But you know what? Do you want to own a bar in Thailand? Probably not. A lot of admin.

That's not good. A lot of staff in your shoes. I thought, do you really want to do that? Are you going to fly over? Oh, you're looking out for me. No one knows. What's the currency there? Barred.

It's hard to fucking calculate. You lose track. Sounds like you're finding it hard to calculate the Aussie dollar. I just kept thinking about it. And you know Maybe this is a fucking Blessing for Carl 17

You can own a bar Or you can buy Three beers With your profits So how about that You're thinking If I don't have the money To spend over there

I can't lose it over there Well that's what I felt dude And in many ways I'm your saviour You could have lost A lot of money out there In Thailand It's a fucking bad time

To set up a bar Look that is fair That's the one thing I'm worried about Getting the bar in Thailand Because it's not that much But I feel like Once you get it You can lose a lot of money out there in Thailand. It's a fucking bad time to set up a bar. Look, that is fair. That's the one thing I'm worried about getting the bar in Thailand because it's not that much, but I feel like once you get it, you can lose a lot of money. Well, I think that's what happens.

It's a sinkhole. Do you know, like all businesses? Do you know that? No, but I'm saying, no, every deli, it's always like that. You're like, how many hours are you doing? Like 120 hours a week. And you're like, dude, you're on 12 cents an hour, you know, when you work out as they prop up the business business everyone does that in a business yeah and that

car could have been your fate out in thailand but thankfully i'm an awful investor if only yeah i didn't have a incompetent stock well do you know what i actually you were down about 40 i said 50 it was around 40 and you're now back up so that that's fucking, if you started after the loss, great returns. I doubled your money. I reckon get over the idea of him raising you enough money to buy a bar and just focus on him getting you enough money to recoup the cost of this fucking trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mate, I can't do that for you with the number of peep shows you've been doing.

That's a sinkhole of money. Yeah, it is going well and now that I've got you guys all in the room, just wanted to ask you about how your super's looking. I thought you were going to plug your show and I was like, I was going to do that. Speaking about losing money.

I'm not going to plug my show. I know when to write something off at that show. It's a nightmare. Many nights in Melbourne. Fuck, they hated it in Melbourne. They didn't. You're crazy. I sold out.

You did your show in Melbourne and it went well. I think people came but no one left happy. There were some bad nights. You had the money, but it was like, fuck. Even the photographer from here, he said he was here. The photographer from here. From Dum Dum. He said he came to the show, and I was like,

well, why the fuck didn't you laugh, you fucker? Because it's him. He's laughing now, though. Yeah, he's focusing on the Polaroid. Yeah, anyway, yeah Yeah it was great in Melbourne I love Melbourne And I'll be back next year Looking

To sell out that 20 seater So You got back on the booze While you were in Melbourne After After two months off it It was a bad idea I had to do a Wrestlemania show

So it was inevitable It was a fucking long night Can you explain What you're talking about We had They had a show That was Are you a fan of WrestleMania?

I know nothing, WWE. I know nothing about it. About 10 minutes into the show, I said, you need to get me a beer urgently. I'm fucked. You're not performing. Let's make that clear. No, I was performing.

You were wrestling. No, it was a show, a quiz about WWE. Because you're trying to hustle, right? You're over there because your show's not selling, so you just do any show. They go, WWE, theme show. I'm like, yeah, I know all that. Then you're trying to hustle, right? You're over there because your show's not selling, so you just do any show. They go, WWE, theme show. I'm like, yeah, I know all that. Then you're live on stage, and yeah, about 10 minutes in,

I was like, you need to get me a beer right now. I'm fucking panicked. Do you guys know anything about WD? Yeah. It turns out alcohol doesn't add to your knowledge. It made it much worse, and then I had to do a show, and that was the night that the festival judges came in. So it wasn't good.

Hang on a minute. The festival judges were coming to watch you talk about WWE? No, they came on the first night and then they said, we want to send some people on another night and it was Sunday at six o'clock. Me hammered drunk.

So, yeah. So rest assured, I haven't won any prizes and I might not be asked back So it's not good I'm sure it was fine mate I've seen you do comedy plenty of times And I always leave sad

How were your shows taught? She was part of a showcase I mean I don't think I'm allowed to say anything negative about it So it was great I had the best time ever Thanks Comedy Festival See you next year What about this So this is Best time ever. Thanks, Comedy Festival. I'll see you next year.

What about this? So this is, we haven't done a show like this with this few people since. Ever. Since the last time in Adelaide. But, so we did one weird thing. Like years and years ago, we did a Nick Cody birthday party. We snuck inside a McDonald's in Richmond in Melbourne. So we did that back then. This is, we've definitely snuck inside here.

We went down and picked you guys up all individually. We haven't told the hotel what was going on. So this is possibly the weirdest gig we've done for a little while. But what we've been obsessed with lately. Oh, yes. Tommy Daslow. Is that there's a guy in Melbourne who's running the weirdest gigs in town and he seems like a real weirdo and we've been sort of laughing from afar but now we've become

now we've become properly obsessed because this has got nothing on what's about to happen in a couple weeks so he runs these like weird open mic shows in melbourne he's from adelaide yeah and we believe that he commutes to melbourne from adelaide. And we believe that he commutes to Melbourne from Adelaide to run these shows. And he gets the bus down. He goes on a bus. I can verify. He's not a performer.

He gets the bus over to run these shows. It's like a 13-hour bus, I believe. Something like that. 15 with a break. Yeah. It's a hell of a break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you stop for a drink in Bendigo, it takes a little bit off.

So this gig, we're planning on attending. This is the gig that's happening in about a month's time. He's running a comedy show inside the Hungry Jacks at Southern Cross Station in Melbourne. Unbelievable. You guys aren't quite reacting as crazily to that because you're here. That is amazing. They're watching a fucking podcast in a hotel room. This is an upgrade to what we're doing right now.

I know. But it is, I believe, I reckon, I swear it must be the same deal. Where he's just like going, well it's going to happen in here and he hasn't told Hungry Jacks about it. Because how could they agree to that? Up the top of it, it says his name in association with Hungry Jacks Australia presents. And it's like, head office aren't across this. You haven't phoned up the top brass and put them on here. Dude, I think he just gets those tokens out, like 100 of them.

Do you know orders? Do you know how you order on the machine? Oh, yeah, yeah. You just get 100 of those. Oh, he just ordered like a heap of double cheeseburgers and then he can just have the room. Do you not think that order on the machine? Oh, yeah, yeah, right. You just get 100 of those. Oh, he just ordered like a heap of double cheeseburgers and then he can just have the rest. Do you not think that would be the move? I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, that makes sense. Do you know how you do the automatic orders and you just order like 100 meals and then they're backlogged? And then what, you just stay there until you're hungry? And you go, the comedy's better at Hungry Jack's. If Wolfie's saying this is how you do it, then you know it's dodgy stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I'm looking to do it in Perth, so batter up. Yeah, once they open the Taco Bell, I've already signed that deal. We're doing comedy at the moment. But do you think it's endorsed by Hungry Jacks or he's just gone in? Not at all. I swear it must be snuck in

because there's so many things about it that's insane. I mean, it's a Hungry Jacks, but it's also a Hungry Jacks at a train station. Yeah, yeah. That must be. That's technically, scientifically

the worst food outlet of all time. And that's where the guy asked if he could eat my ass. And on the poster it says, doors at 7pm. What do you mean doors at 7pm? It's a Hungry Jacks. It's open 24 hours. And then it's like donations at the end of the show. It's like, you're begging for money in a Hungry Jacks?

How are you going to be... You're in competition with a It's like, you're begging for money in a Hungry Jacks? How are you going to be... You're in competition with a lot of other people who are begging for money at a train station in Hungry Jacks. Yeah, and also, yeah, in the promo, he's like, we're going to make history on this night, which is just awesome. Mate, they're going to get arrested on the night. That's what's happening. It's awesome, though.

It's so cool. It's such a good idea. Yeah, I'm going to go and try and get on. Please. I'm going to try and bump someone off the line off i think you could just ask to be on no i want to i want to puff my chest down and show up unannounced just be like yo you and the pigeons stealing the food from the fucking i think there's gonna be a lot of people doing five minutes about have you got any spear change i'm gonna turn up and go yo um i've got the director of the comedy festival coming to check me out for Gala next year.

Is it cool if I get on? It is. I've got to find. There's so many direct quotes in it. Dude, it's unbelievable. How angry would you be? Because there'll be big lines and cues and you'd be like, who's this fuckhead on the microphone?

I just want to get a whopper. Yeah, yeah. I'm coming off meth. I'm coming off meth. I want to fucking coke a cold. I want to encourage as manyopper yeah yeah I'm coming off meth I'm coming off meth I want to fucking coke a coke I want to encourage as many listeners

of this show to come to this show as possible I want to see Hungry Jacks so full of people that aren't buying burgers that are looking for comedy

and how's this did we say this yet he's got a little tagline down the bottom this is the best bit the comedy's better at Hungry Jacks yeah

so fucking amazing why are you guys losing your minds over this because I did the reference. Yeah, he did the line already. But he passed it off as his own. I had to get a good joke in one time.

So this is, I'm going to give the details. Right, so, oh fuck, I didn't realise this. It starts at 5.30, the perfect time for comedy. That's great. Also, you know what? No, no, that's because that's your time difference converting because you're in person. It's 7.30

It's doors at 7 Oh that's heaps better Show at 7.30 That'll be the perfect gig So What's going to happen is I believe as well That this is

So this is a train station In Melbourne Where people will go To get something to eat Once they're finished At the footy So the perfect audience People wanting to come in

To take a spew in the toilet At Hungry Jack's That Hungry Jack's Can only fit like 20 people in it. Yeah. This is unbelievable, man. Some of these open micers are going to lose their life. Yeah, yes.

I want to fucking whop a hoof this fuckhead talking about his life. Punch, punch. So let's pick apart the synopsis of this gig. So first line, the wait is over. Oh, I love it. It's good. Finally, you guys have been waiting for a comedy show at Hungry Jack's. Wait no more.

So, we are making history. True. Hitler made history, so I guess that's true. Sure. We are making history by having a comedy show in a Hungry Jack's store at Southern Cross Station. This is the Collins Street end of the station at level one.

Fuck, this is bad, man. I thought bringing the yumbo back was bad, but this is fucking good. Good reference. The yumbo. What the hell is that? It's a ham sandwich.

It's a ham sandwich. How fucked in the head are you if you need to get that from Hungry Jack? It's not ham sandwich. How fucked in the head are you if you need to get that from Hungry Jack? It's not even toasted. It's salmonella, man. It's shocking. Yeah, totally.

Right. So, sorry. Back to the fine art of this. Are you guys all a fan of Yumbo? Is that why you didn't say anything? Yeah. Do you know the Yumbo? It's an old reference.

Yeah. Well, it's back. Yeah. So, the ham sandwich is back. Yumbo? It's an old reference. Yeah. Well, it's back. Yeah. So the ham sandwich is back. Yumbo and comedy. It's a perfect combo. People have been getting ham sandwiches without the threat of being stabbed for a while. But anyway, don't worry about that anymore.

Back to the description of, yeah, Yumbo comedy. Yeah. Well, I hope that encourages more people to come to this gig. Yumbo. Come for a Yumbo in the life. It sounds like you're headlining this gig. You're pitching it up. I wish.

I wish. If this guy, you and me being obsessed with him for like a year, if this has been a fake profile by you, and this is just an excuse for you to plug one of your own gigs on the podcast, this is genius. Finally, someone's going to come to my solos. Right, so, come along for a great night of fun and entertainment and see history in the making.

Fun and entertainment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mutually exclusive things. And see history in the making. It's just such a long bow to call that history, to see people bombing in a Hungry Jack. So, that's, you know, you don't watch the History Channel and see someone not get a laugh while everyone else is eating Whoppers, I think.

Right. This is a one-night-only special event. Well, yes, it is going to be one-night-only when the cops turn up and realise you can't do that again. This will be a big event. Now, the show is live-streamed for your viewing pleasure. So why come? Like, that's the next thing. Like, why come to Hungry Jack? the show is live streamed for your viewing pleasure. So why come?

Like that's the next thing. Like why come to What's it live streamed on? A police camp? Good news for all you guys. You'll be able to tune in over here in Perth. Saw some people with their phones

out booking flights. Like get down to Yumbo Comedy in a few weeks time. Yeah, yeah. Book the bus. The bus from Per yeah, yeah. Book the bus. The bus from Perth to Melbourne.

Not the idea. He said it's only one show. He knows that it's going to be fucked, right? Yes. Yeah, you can't do it again. What if in a great coup this guy got huesy on

as his new character Angry Angus? And thought up about this rebel whopper! Now, this is the final line of the sales pitch, which I love. I think it sums up the whole gig. Come along and support the live arts. We've really done it tough since COVID, guys.

Hospitality and the arts, we both suffered, and we're coming together for one beautiful night. Everyone's been locked inside and not supporting nuggets. So, guys, if you can come out and do that. All the acts are getting paid in a yumbo, too. Yeah. Man, fuck, I'm so excited. Like, Victoria got changed from a red zone

where we would have had to isolate for two weeks, getting home to an orange zone. So now we're, like, fine to just go home. I was devastated when it looked like I might be in quarantine at home and have to miss yumbo hungry jack i fucking can't wait dude how good's hungry jack's getting now they got the the big jack do you know the stolen big man they got yumbo this business is on the ropes i know i'm not allowed to work in insolvency anymore but i tell you this fucking company's on the ropes Burger King doesn't have this oh no they don't have yumbos

they don't have anything salmonella the best bit yeah the poster like it's a comedy gig that just is taking place inside a Hungry Jacks and rather than have a picture

of anyone performing they've just got a picture of a whopper on fire as the centrepiece of the poster a whopper on fire oh yeah you need to actually

see this poster it's so good know what you are it this poster it's so good know what you are it's unbelievable that's so good I wish I had this idea first yeah you know

actually comics used to do it in Sydney we'd go like you gotta get street tough and people would just go into Hungry Jack's and do your set they did not

we used to do it they didn't Dane Hedgepeth used to do it and he would just walk in. Oh, well, he obviously worked, because I've never heard that person before. Dude, he's actually super smart. He quit and set up an IT business.

He's a multimillionaire. It's a skateboard app. But he used to go in with others. And it's that gig in the Jackals that really got him over the line. They would go into Henry Jackson and go, listen up, and then just go, like, it's street comedy, and then just do like a Chappelle. That's mad. It didn't go well

no they did that here too it was the old story and they said that's how you get good it's a very fine line between comedy and just yelling at people

in Hungry Jack's well I know that oh too well this is yeah the tagline on the poster again is as well as

space is limited so get in early for a seat well space is limited, so get in early for a seat. Well, space is limited everywhere. Exactly. There's no infinite seats in any comedy movie. Are they charging entry or it's free? No, no.

It's free, Bray. Donations at the door. In fact, you know, I want to go, but I'm thinking what I might do is set up my own competing gig on the same night. I might try and run the Oporto's Chuckle Hut. Yes. Just down the road. That would be sick.

We could try and beat this guy at his own game. Dude, I'm just going to do comedy in a peep show where you just pull a curtain and do one joke. And you tell jokes to them. You're disgusting.

What if I get a gig at McDonald's and just do drive-thru comedy? Oh, the dream. Yeah. They're just coming along, popping up. I'll just do duck sandwich in like 20 seconds.

That's a good idea. Uber Eats, man. You arrive at the house. That's the next level. Yeah. They're just coming along, popping up. I'll just do duck sandwich in like 20 seconds and they pop off. That's a good idea. Uber Eats, man. You arrive at the house. That's the next level. Yeah, it's just like being a pizza. It's your pizza and I'm like, hang on, I just want to try a joke. Yumbo comedy. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. And again, this is the name of the production company, and I say that very loosely, production company, because it's some cunt on a bus. But the name of the company, I don't think this is too much to give out, is it? People can look this up. I don't know.

I'm worried that people might think we're making fun of this person. I'm pretty sure they can Google it. But I genuinely do love it. Like, I'm not even being facetious. Yeah. I've met him. Have you really? Yeah, yeah.

I met him a few times. I met him in Adelaide, and I met him in Melbourne. After post-bus. Yeah in Melbourne. Post-bus. Yeah. Pre and post-bus. He ate your ass? He ate your ass and that's how he came up with the idea of, fuck, I've got to go to a fucking Hungry Jack's after this.

And look, he seems like a really nice guy. Uh-oh. Oh, why do you have to say that? The kiss of death. The comedy kiss of death. The comedy kiss of death. But look, I'm sure he would love the fact that you guys are supporting this. We're promoting, of course.

Yeah, I love Hungry Jacks. It's my favorite chain. No offense to Red Rooster, but Jacko's is right up there for me. Yeah, yeah. No, I do like the Flame Grilled shit. I think they've fucked up with their chips, but whatever. I don't want to fucking get too controversial on the show. So the name of the production company is Adele Magic Productions. So, I mean, I don't know why you have magic in there.

I'm going to change what I said. He's a really weird guy. I've only just realised that it makes sense because it's Adele Magic, and so he's a magician, so he cut the word Adelaide in half. Oh, Magic Johnson. It finally makes sense. Is he a magician? Oh, I don't know.

I mean, he is if he makes this gig happen. Yeah, yeah, true. All I see is him putting on comedy gigs. I just don't know why he's got magic in there, and I also don't know why there's a need to abbreviate Adelaide. And if you're going to abbreviate Adelaide, make it not Adele. Oh, it's so bad. Hello.

I like that too that the gig is just literally called Hungry Jack's Comedy Show. Yes. Has no thought into the name, no like pun on like whopper comedy or anything like that. Just the most like. You know what? I think we, see this is the thing that I'm thinking. I'm thinking that He's doing it Secretly

And he's not Running this by Hungry Jacks at all There's no way That Hungry Jacks Can sign off on this Despite his Despite his boasting

That he's in He's in coordination With Hungry Jacks Australia In association with Hungry Jacks Australia Not even just saying In association with Hungry Jacks

No no The very top brass Have signed off And also It's in this continent It's not Hungry Jacks. No, no. The very top brass have signed off. And also, it's in this continent. It's not Hungry Jacks America or anything like that. It's right here. Every time I look at it, I find something new that I love about the poster. I'm going to ring this Hungry Jacks and find out if they

know anything about it. No, you'll ruin it. Oh, really? No. Oh, fuck. Okay. Go down if you're so keen to find out if it's going to happen. That's what I'm doing. I just wanted to see if I could make a booking or something just to see what their angle on it was. I swear to God, if you ruin this for me. Okay, all right.

If you ruin the Hungry Jacks comedy show for me. Yeah, this is Tommy's big break. I find it a little bit offensive because I do run comedy shows in Melbourne and they clearly say at the bottom that comedy is better at Hungry Jacks, which I find a personal flaw on Basement Comedy Club. What if I go down? This would be the ultimate daredevil act. I go down, I get myself on, and I do a five-minute set

that is about all of the fast food chains except for Hungry Jacks. Wow, that's good. Just up there killing with KFC gear. The manager out the back just fuming. Wearing a bucket helmet. That's good. That's good. That's very good.

Fuck, that'd be good. I wonder, does he perform? I don't believe so. I don't think so. I think this shit is funny enough. That's enough. Just creating this. He's making us, we've talked about him for half an hour now.

That's funnier than anything I've seen in making us, we've talked about it for half an hour now. Like that's funnier than anything I can think of I've seen in the Comedy Festival and I saw your show. Yeah. That's fair. What if it pops off and people just go,

this is the best venue for comedy I've ever been in. The lighting's great. There's not a bad spot in the room and then next year it's a festival managed venue. They're charging you like

The gala's on there. Yeah, they're charging you like the gala's on there yeah they're charging you like $400 a night to be in there yeah fuck that's the other thing it's like doing comedy

in 7-Eleven like comedy is like a fucking hard thing to set up it's like I mean this is you're experiencing this right now guys

you can't just do it anywhere this is this is breaking so many rules of comedy right now don't let people on your own bed.

People shouldn't be sitting cross-legged on the floor. You know, you shouldn't have strangers in your own bedroom. That's more of a life philosophy than comedy. We're getting close to the gig, and so far no one in this room has tried to turn the TV on and fire up an in-house movie, so that's good. That's unbelievable. Watching a movie while we podcast?

I was thinking, if I can get away with no one ordering room service in this room this would be a fucking good gig actually so no don't all of a sudden

no no no get off the phone get off the phone get off the phone oh so this feels like a lifetime ago but when we got here the whole thing of coming

well one of the things of coming to Perth was you checking in under the fake name could anyone track you down yes so you got in and I got to observe you because you checking in under the fake name. Could anyone track you down? Yes. So you got in and I got to observe you because we checked in at the same time.

I got to observe two great things happening. You getting to the counter, checking in and then saying to the lady, hey, I'm just wondering, can I kind of like change my name on the booking to like a fake name, like a different name? And she goes, no. And you go, oh, like I can't just like do a just a, you know, I'm checked in, here's my ID, here's my credit card, here's the imprint of it and everything. You can't just change my thing on the thing and she's like, no.

And it's like, Doubletree, back yourself. They just assume they're never going to have anyone in here famous enough to want to be under a student. She's just like, no, we don't do that. Yes, yeah, exactly. If I'm in the Rolling Stones, they're not going to say, no, you can't call yourself

Dickhead, Mr. Mick Jagger. You know? So then you get here and there was already a message waiting for you. Exactly. So on top of all that, there was a message waiting.

So someone had cracked the code very early, but then the message was like... It's your wife, wasn't it? Where are you? No, they'd found me, but the message was like incomprehensible and all. And the woman was like, oh no wife wasn't it where are you no they found me but the message was like incomprehensible and all and the woman was like oh no there's a message here it's like something something something something comedy jacks it was great no that's for me okay i get

it i get it and then i then i heard from the guy who left the message who was like yeah i got through and and and then i sort of shit myself leaving the message and so I was like I was like oh fuck you really do sound like Lomas so that's good and then she was talking you through the number of nights

that you had booked here you had Thursday night booked here you had Friday night booked here you didn't have a booking for Saturday night and you had a booking

for Sunday May the 7th yes which at the time I was like you fucking idiot but as it's turned out we've come pretty close

to just being here anyway so it probably would have it would have out, we've come pretty close to just being here anyway. So it probably would have panned out for you. I forgot to book the Saturday night. And I was like talking to him going, can I get in? They're like, no, no, no, you can't get in. Saturday's never a popular night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, you know, going, fuck, what can I do?

What can I do? And then all of a sudden, the pandemic hit. And well, well, well, didn't someone crawl back to me cap in hand? All of a sudden when you go to hotels at 20% capacity, all of a sudden someone wants my business. Yeah, they do things. It was funny. How did you,

what did you notice about like the lockdown here versus the one in Melbourne? Because I went to, I went to the beach for an hour of exercise one of the days, which heaps of people down there just like, you know, having a good time, including one woman, sunbathing topless, wearing a mask. Not bad at all. Wow.

Well, technically, can you get COVID from your tits? That sounds pretty smart to me. Yeah, it's a real nip strain. It's just like, yeah Yeah it is a different world Over here The peeps are staying open No I liked it Because you know

Like I said This street is fucking Pretty sketchy And there was a lot of people Screaming at bins With masks on I was like Fuck respect to these guys

Keep it safe Yeah Yeah they were okay I thought They're good in Perth man They're doing it I've seen it I've seen like a homeless guy With a mask and no shoes do you know what i mean do you know what i mean yeah yeah they're more worried about probably kill on the on the feed

but i kind of thought like day one of the lockdown we're in this hotel and i was like this is you know this will be all right it's a nice hotel you know i had my girlfriend here where is your hotel are you i mean he's here yeah i'm in here oh that your hotel? Are you magic? Yeah I'm in here Oh that's good We just had to do it We were in my room Okay I thought this would be fun

Nice hotel Not too bad Wake up with my girlfriend The first morning Turn on the TV Looking through there There's like a room service menu You know what

Treat myself to room service Call up and order it Put in the order Get to the end of the call And the guy goes Will that be all ma'am? Get me out. Get me out of this shithole.

I'm off it. I thought they were going to offer a comedy show. We'll give you a joke when we come home. Call back to my Uber Eats bin. It's all right. Far. From before. Oh, yes.

Oh, well, that's good. Lockdown's great here, though. Hey, guys. Yeah, we all love it. Basin flat. They don't like it. It's a novelty. I wish they were at home in lockdown.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not uncomfortable. Yeah, they're out. They're out of the house. Yeah, no, it's a novelty to you. It's like the crazy people downstairs. They're like, you know, putting on a mask is a bit of fun. Yeah.

It's like Halloween for us. We're having a laugh. It lets them get away with more crimes I think yeah they like it so we yeah we got Victoria got changed to an orange zone today so we're

flying back tomorrow means we're allowed to go back without without having a isolation and all that sort of stuff you just have to get a test when you get

back and then wait for the result and my flight originally was meant to get in 5 p.m. so I thought I'm going to try and change it to a slightly earlier flight so was meant to get in 5 p.m so i thought i'm going to try and change it to a slightly earlier flight so that i can get in get the test on the same day and then hopefully get the result a bit quicker right so i go to do that go to log in to change the flight won't let me just keeps coming up error won't let me says just call the number

this through virgin go to call the number and they go oh no the lines we're we're done for the day there's no one here and i'm like how the fuck am i gonna do this so then i go i look up the terms and conditions and they're doing like pretty flexible flying stuff at the moment so you can cancel and get flight credit without a fee so i think all right well i'll need the credit at some stage i'll buy the earlier flight that i want then i'll go back in and i'll need the credit at some stage. I'll buy the earlier flight that I want. Then I'll go back in and I'll cancel the other flight. The old travel bank. I've gamed the system here. Great.

There's no one to pick up the call. So I buy the new flight. That's great. I'm all good to go. Go back in to cancel the flight. Won't let me do it. Just call our number and we can do this. Oh, the same number that no one was picking up before.

So, yeah. So now I've spent an absurd amount of money to get home. No. Oh, mate, you both spent so much money. And I haven't been able to cancel the original flight. And, look, at least I know that I'm going to be tested and clear to leave the house with plenty of time to check out Hungry Jack's comedy show.

So it'll all be worth it. And also, this live gig, we're making, I think, three beers off the back of this gig. Yeah, we made one of them, so that's good. When are you getting your test, Carl? Because it sounds like you need a couple of tests after these peep shows and whatever you're doing. Yeah, I think they're different sort of tests, actually. They're not COVID tests.

All right, well, I guess we better wrap it up for another week on the Little Dum Dum Club. These guys have got another hotel room gig to get to, so we don't want to go over time. Yep. Oh, thanks also to, when you put the post up about this on Instagram and you said, hey, you know, we're doing this secret little thing tonight. Like, let us know. Shout out to Will Anderson for sharing the post and really getting some

more eyes on this one. I like to think that there'd be only four of you in here instead of nine, were it not for his efforts. A real supporter of comedy. Will's the king. All right, let's wrap it up there. Andrew, Wolf, Tor Snyder, thank you very much for joining us. You guys have solo, solo shows happening

in Perth, hypothetically. Possibly. Yeah, it's not locked down. 13, 14 and 15. They only gave me one. Oh, really?

That's the 7th of May. If you guys want tickets, you should buy them. What hotel are you in? I'm just going to stay here. I'm at the Astor Theatre. Great. Not the whole theatre. How much are rooms to stay in. I'm at the Astor Theatre. Great. Not the whole theatre.

How much are rooms to stay in there? They're $25. Per hour. Wait. When this guy spoke to you in Melbourne, you sure he wasn't just asking for directions to the venue of your Perth show? Astor? Astor.

Come check me out guys I'm at Yumbo Comedy On May the 29th Wow Tommy's at the Rialto Next week Yeah and Wolfie Yeah your show

Yeah check out Check out both of those Yeah man I'm not following That joke You killed it And yeah thanks very much For listening Thanks you guys

For coming out Give yourselves a round of applause No not too loud We'll get kicked out For supporting the arts Who cares Thanks very much for listening Thanks you guys for coming out Give yourselves a round of applause Yeah Don't talk too loud We'll get kicked out Oh fuck it Who cares Thanks very much for listening And we'll see you next time

See ya mates Yeah They've done it again Sure Under advisement They've done it again Yep Full disclosure We are recording this Before we have recorded We've done it again. Sure. Under advisement, we've done it again. Yep. Full disclosure, we are recording this before we have recorded the regular episode.

They've done it again. Citation needed. Yes. And the citation is the actual episode happening. Yes, yes, yes. Big old asterisk over this one at the moment. Well, not by the time you're listening to this. No, by the time.

As we're speaking. As we're speaking. We have a silent asterisk on our little speech balloons. Yes. So you will have heard it already, but we're doing this episode you just heard. It's happening. You know what? Let's do this.

You've already heard it. We haven't. We don't know what we're doing. So let's just record two versions. And at home, if you have some editing software, you can cut out one. Oh, yeah. Okay. Choose your own adventure.

If you thought it was shit house, turn to page 87. Yeah. Oh, no. They, yeah. Okay. Choose your own adventure. If you thought it was shit house, turn to page 87. Oh, no, they're dead. Okay. And they've done it again. Bernie's kicked a big one. Yep. Okay. Let's try the other one.

All right. Sorry, everyone. They haven't done it again. Makes you wish you were back in LA doing a live show, doesn't it? Yeah. And Bernie has absolutely stubbed his foot on the ground. The ball's fucking in the lake. Sorry, everyone.

And we're back. And we're back. So do whatever you want with that. Both options. But yeah, we are doing this bit before we do the episode because hopefully you and I are on a plane tomorrow morning. This is going up hot off the presses. Better to get this done now

and then be clear to just sink a few cans after we do the episode. After a week of doing nothing, all of a sudden we have a lot to do in a short period of time. So we're doing this and then we're doing the episode and look, you guys will know what happened, but we're sort of very anxious is too strong a word, but we don't have a lot of faith in you people. The people who are coming along. No, none at all.

I mean, well, I have faith in them in some capacity. Faith doesn't have to be positive. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, it's funny because you and I, we've both been in the lockdown in Perth for the last few days and this trip has been an absolute shit show in a lot of regards. We've both got a lot of regards. We're both, we've both got a lot to say on the topic. We're raring to go, but we're just,

we're trying to save it all for the actual episode. This is the first time we've been on mic through all of this, but we're having to hold ourselves back for just a few short hours in the actual episode. That's it. And, uh, yeah,

yeah. Well, this is, this is the full stop on, on the little moment of Perth. Of course, you know, usually we plug, um, this is the full stop on the little moment of Perth. Of course, you know, usually we plug things up the back.

Here's a chance for a plug. Come and see us in Perth again. Yeah. Next time. If you like, yeah. The fourth go. If you thought this episode was good,

maybe have a crack at seeing us with, I don't know, 20 times this amount of people or the same number or 15 more people. I mean, who the fuck knows at this point? It's not, I don't know, 20 times this amount of people? Yeah. Or the same number? Yeah. Or 15 more people? I mean, who the fuck knows at this point?

It's not usual we do an ad for an interstate show while we're nearly about to do basically the same interstate show. Yeah, return season announced before the opening night has even happened. It is a bizarre thing to contemplate. But anyway, that's the world we're in. Even in... Yeah, look, this is all I'll say about it before the actual episode. Even in the world of the last year, this has been one of the strangest five days. Even in the context of knowing what we're in for, this last few days has been just fucking bizarre. Well, yeah.

You think you've seen it all? I think you should save that for when we do the actual episode. No, I mean all of it. It's all part of it. It's been a fucking weird few days. But yes, look, sorry to everyone that wasn't able to get in. Sorry to the, I guess, a couple of you that weren't able to make it to the episode that you just heard.

A bunch of you. A few of you just missed out, probably one or two out there that couldn't come. Really? No, I'm saying things sarcastic. Okay. I thought you meant at the time of recording there's only been a few people apply, but I think that that's not true. No, I mean we've done that to eight and we'd sold like a couple of hundred tickets. So to everyone who missed out, yes, very sorry.

We couldn't make it work. We tried our darndest. We stuck around longer than we probably should have to try and get the show to fucking happen. But yeah, we will be back and hopefully we will do this big live show here sooner rather than later. So apologies, guys. And thank you to everyone who was sending us the messages on social media and stuff, pulling for us, crossing their fingers, crossing their little dicks for us.

But yeah, it just wasn't enough this time. So hey, maybe you should have wished a little bit fucking harder. Yeah, thanks a lot, you fucking thoughtless cunts. If you're listening and you just recently got back from a wedding in India, go fuck yourself, honestly. Oh, wow. Imagine if that was one of ours. Fuck.

Let's cause this to happen. And not only that, they didn't even buy a ticket to the show. Right. Yeah, because they thought they were going to be out of the city. Oh, my God. On their honeymoon. Yeah. So, yeah.

Look. Oh, God. You know what? It is a compliment. You know, we can pay Perth. We're sort of going for our fourth go. We've done all this. Just so you know, we wouldn't do this to Adelaide.

No, that'd be it. If someone sneezed fucking before I got on a plane, it'd be like, let's just call the show off. But this is, we're relentlessly coming back to finish this fucking thing. Yeah. So, I'm a bit worried that, you know, we're in a nice hotel, but I am, you know, you get to a point where you're like, fuck this joint.

So, it's going to be a shame to come back. Are we going to be scarred by it? I don't know. I do really like Perth, but I kind of was a bit broken by it. Just the uncertainty of all the balls being in the air for the last few days. Last night I was like, I just want to get the fuck out of here and get home. Because we're also, as we're sitting here recording this, we are waiting to get confirmation.

It's heavily rumoured that we will be able to get back into victoria without having to isolate tomorrow yes but the official word hasn't come in yet so yeah uh yeah we are just waiting on that but this is the thing i was talking to my dad on the phone today and he's like god it's miserable here at the moment misty and rainy it's like i'm so keen to get home but i know within two days i'll be like, God, I'm missing it in Perth. Yeah. Trying to soak in the last little bit of good weather while I can and try and keep a good spirit about the last few hours of this trip. I have been by the pool a couple of times in decidedly un-pool weather.

Yes. Just desperately trying to convince myself, this is good. Oh, I mean, coming from Melbourne, it's like, this is beautiful. But like Perth locals, I've been here with Doris Rosemount and she's been fucking rugged up. She's hating it. She's like mean it's coming from melbourne it's like this is beautiful yeah but like perth locals i've been here with doris rosemount and she's been fucking rugged up she's hating it yeah it's freezing fuck this yeah it's not ideal but having said that we've never really been to perth at this time of year have we no we usually hear like october ish october november yeah generally yeah we haven't seen this other side to perth, really. This arctic climate of 27 degrees.

Yeah. Okay, so we don't really have anything to plug because, you know, look, I know there's people out there that are like, oh, when are you going to come to our city? And that's a fair enough question, but we don't have any plans in place and also this doesn't really bode well, this experience. This has really scarred me for going down the street, to be completely honest. But, hey, you know, the big live 500th episode in Melbourne, it's coming up.

Theatres in Melbourne are back. I think we said this the other week. As of about two weeks ago, theatres in Melbourne are back to 100% capacity, which means that as it stands now, we are good to go for that big live 500th episode happening. Let's sell it out. Let's get to 100% capacity and let's make that. I mean, it's coming up on, it'll be fucking, what, a year and a half since we were met? It's closer to the 600th episode than the 500th episode by the time we do it.

Yes. And also, I forgot about this or I didn't realize this. It's under three months to go. That's fuck all. It's getting close. It's really getting close. It. It's under three months to go. That's fuck all. It's getting close. It's really getting close. It's two and a half months to go. I kept thinking, oh, that's ages away.

It's fucking two and a half months. Yeah. What is it, August 14 or something like that? Yes, that's exactly it. So that means it's 10 weeks away. Yeah. Wow. We fucking better get our shit together.

Yeah. So, yeah, look, obviously, you know, who knows? But we're all looking good now. And we're certainly looking a lot better than we were two weeks ago. So get on it. After the long wait to do the show, fuck, we want to have it sold out. Yes. The biggest show we've ever done, a big packed theater sold out with you cunts is really what we need after an 18-month wait to do it.

And also, I mean, it is nearly sold out. So there's heaps of tickets. Thank you for everyone who's kept hold of their ticket all this time. But yeah, there is not that many tickets left. So I know that there is a bunch of you guys that are just waiting to make sure it happens. Well, this is the fucking all clear. I mean, it's hard to not believe me whilst I'm sitting here in the aftermath of a cancelled gig. Seven hours out of lockdown in what many believe to be the safest and most COVID-free city in possibly the world.

It's definitely Australia. Has WA been the most COVID-unaffected city in the world? I reckon it must have been. I think so. Is this or Delhi, I been. I think so. Is this or Delhi, I think? I think so. I think Delhi as of today is going a little bit better. Yep, yep, sure.

They've got a few more freedoms than we do. Anyway, look, let's stop being funny. Let's think of these ideas and then go back in time and put them on the regular episode. Yep. Let's not, this won't be a bumper talking dumb, because you know what? We need to get our shit together for the regular episode and pack and shit like that. So let's do that.

So I guess we, let's just crack straight in, I guess to, oh, quick little ad while I say that. Like I said, we don't have anything planned, but look, always keen if you have some sensible advice as to where we should perform. If we were to go to Sydney, it's been a long time since we've been to Sydney. We really should, we really need to do a Sydney show. As long as we can do something good.

I don't know where we go anymore, but anyway, because we need a decent sized venue, but we need somewhere that's not going to fucking rip us off. So anyway, let's, let's think about that. We need to go. But it's been fucking... How long has it been since Sydney?

Two years? Yeah, I mean, middle of 2019. Yeah, nearly two years since the Sydney live show. Crazy. Brisbane are always good. We haven't been there for, obviously, over a year. Yep. So we need to do that again.

Maryborough, we haven't been there for a while. No. And there's all of you people begging us to come back there. I think their names are Mum and Dad. Okay, back to this. Thank you to everyone for the overwhelming support in, look, paying us to do this show, essentially. Yes. By going into patreon.com slash little dumb mum club, which is very helpful when you've been across the other side of the continent.

Self-isolating for days. Warming your hands. In a five-star hotel. Warming your hands over a bin full of money that's on fire. That's it. This really does help. The unexpected doubling of nights in the hotel that we've been in. Yeah, definitely takes the sting out a little bit that we've been in. Yeah, definitely, you know,

takes the sting out a little bit getting some Patreon money in. It really, without that, oof. So this month, if you're a recent subscriber, you can feel... You've saved us. You can feel good in the knowledge that your money has been absolutely pissed up

against the wall, us hanging around thinking, no, it'll be worth it because we'll get to do the show. Yeah, yeah. But hey, it hasn't stopped the Patreon episodes from coming out. So you guys that did that, it'll be worth it because we'll get to do the show. Yeah. But, hey, it hasn't stopped the Patreon episodes from coming out. So you guys that did that,

it's win-win. You've saved our little fannies. Exactly. And you've got yourself some sweet little episodes. Yep. So it's been good for you guys. And plus, this week,

it could be your turn. It could be your turn. And anyone out there, if you're on the $20 a month tier, I can tell you what that $20 paid for this month. Me buying one of the in-house movies last night for the bargain basement price of $19.95.

Why did you do that? I don't know. You've got Netflix, haven't you? I've got Netflix, but they've got a fucked thing here with the TV where you can't jack in the TV. We just didn't want to watch something on the lappy. I just thought it would have driven me insane. It was like, fuck it, let's just wear it, watch it on the TV. Very cool of them to disable the HDMI ports.

Very, very cool move by them. What's the thought there? Why would they do that? So that you can't just hook your own laptop up and watch your own Netflix on the TV. Yes, but why do they want that to not happen? So that you have to pay for the in-house movies. Ah, okay, fuck. Well, I was going to say, who the fuck does that? Who the fuck does that you have to pay for the in-house movies. Ah, okay. Fuck. Well, I was going to say, who the fuck does that?

Who the fuck does that? And then I've just met one. So, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I get it. Yeah, I've had a little bit of a go of free-to-air. And I'll tell you what, there's not much out there.

I really tried to write it out for as long as I could last night. Had Doris with me. We're watching, we're watching the first episode of the new season of Big Brother. Coming up next, Terminator Salvation. I'm thinking, here we go,

boys. We're done. We're on here for the rest of the night. Yeah. She's like, can we not, can we not watch this? Yeah,

fair enough. I thought it was poor viewing, whatever it was on last night, for background noise. I was sitting here, I'll just do work, I'll have the TV on. Now this sucks even at a distance when I'm not watching or listening. This is too shit to not watch and listen. I watched Dancing with the Stars the other night, just in support of Daryl. He's looking good. He actually is looking, for his cancelled... He actually is looking...

For his age, he actually is looking pretty good. He looks a bit... For being 69 years old, he's looking fucking fantastic. He's looking a bit befuddled though. He's out there and he's like, fuck, do you know what's going on?

Do you know how to do this? Well, thankfully it's a show where it's like, it's literally just a bit of movement happens in front of him and then all he has to do is go, wow, wasn't that fantastic? It does show how little skill

you had to have back in the day, I think. Totally. Because he's pretty much pretty shit at his job. He's not attractive. He's not a magnetic personality. Not at all. He was just there. Yeah.

If you wanted to climb the ranks, you could just do it. If you need to say 40 more words than needs to be said, he's your man. Yeah, absolutely. He's just there rattling things off. It's like, yeah, we didn't need any of that, Daryl. Yeah. Can we take that?

Can we make another cut? Oh, no, he's asleep. Meanwhile, Big Brother, they've turned it into like a cross between an escape room and the Saw movies. The dumbest. What the fuck's going on?

The dumbest. The Big Brother's turned into like a jigsaw where he's like... I'm mad at them. Yeah. They want to be Survivor or something. Get fucking 12 fuckheads in a room and just let them talk until one of them says something fucking insane. Yeah.

Just do that. Two of them are like, one of them got tipped off about a secret bunker and he got to take a friend in with him. So now two of them are just hiding in a basement room until the first eviction's done. Oh. It's like, what is this? Yeah. People hiding. Yeah.

Great. All right. Back to real entertainment, and that is two people not good enough for TV reading out people's names. Reading people's names. Like an amateur fucking telethon. It is a telethon, isn't it?

The telethon is for us, though. Housemates to the diary room. What do you think of this name? John Fuck. It's like the kids with leukaemia getting to... Thank you. Yeah, it's like the kids with leukaemia getting to fucking host it themselves. Just reading the names out going,

Thank you, John Smith from Albuquerque. I got the money, thanks for it. Well, what I actually had is very similar to leukaemia, John Smith from Albuquerque. I got the money. Thanks for it. Well, what I actually had is very similar to leukemia, but it's not leukemia. So what you've basically done there is see an Indian man and call him Sri Lankan. Oh, okay. Right, right. We take great offense to the plastic anemia community.

And I stand by it. We're not all leukemias just because we've lost our hair. I stand by it. To me, in all walks of life, close enough is good enough. So that's fine by me. Yeah. Oh, what a great motto for this show. I don't really think it's close enough.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Let's crack in. Thank you very much to everyone that chips in on patreon.com slash littledumbandclob for funding aborted podcasts. Let's read out some names and put your guys' names in the stars.

Let's crack on. First came off the rank. Oh, you know what? I fucked this already. I reckon I've read this name out, so I'm going to skip to the second one. Okay. While I've got two laptops at the moment, I'm going to check on both laptops. I'm not getting them.

It's like that fucking matrix. The second one's being booted up fresh from the fridge at Rockpool, as you heard about the other week. Yes. It's being activated. It's crispy. Yep. It did get saved.

For everyone that wants to know, which is none of you, I have a laptop that is fucked, and the problem I found out was that when you lift up the lid, it blacks out if you lift it up too much. So I can only look at that laptop when it's open like whatever it is, like fucking 25 degrees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So whenever I'm using it, and I've still been using it for like two weeks,

whenever I'm using it on public transport in front of people, it just looks like I'm looking at porn. Yeah. Because I've only just got it open a little bit, really sneakily. Porn or like you don't know that it,

you don't really know that it can open further than that or yeah, or like you just think that's what a computer is. But in the meantime, do you want to move on

to the second name? Yes. And then I can get, I can get going on that while you find a fourth one. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber David Schultz. David Schultz. Now, Schultz, let me spell this out.

Yes, I'm getting excited. You're saying your granddaddy's Schultz. I'm getting excited. S-C-H-U-L-Z-E. Oh, weird. You were holding the football out for me. I was running up to kick it, and then you pulled it away at the last minute. Sorry, Charlie Brown. Yeah, and now I'm on the dirt. I've bon up to kick it and then you pulled it away at the last minute. Sorry, Charlie Brown.

Yeah, and now I'm on the dirt. I've bonked my head and you've come up behind me and you're just fucking me in the ass. Yeah, yeah. That is true. Oh, fuck. You know what?

We did this last week. I fucked it. What? This guy? Yeah. No. I did. Schultz?

Have I? No way. Oh, no. I haven't either. You know what? I haven't. Sorry. Okay.

You know what? I got so... Sorry. Okay. You know what? I got so... Yeah, okay. No, I've made a mistake. We haven't done this. Okay. Okay, here we go. Schultzy.

I was going to say, within like a month or so, other side of the comedy festival, a lot's happened. Yeah. I'd accept that I could have forgotten doing that great Charlie Brown riff, but I refuse to believe that I could have heard the name Schultz a week ago. You're right. And completely forgotten about it. You're right.

You're dead right. Your instincts are spot on there. It is a newie. Sorry. Sorry. And poor old Schultz, he nearly had a bloody coronary. Hearing that, nearly getting wiped out. Oh, I would have been offended in his ears.

Yeah, I don't think we've ever had a Schultz, especially with a... Never heard of the E on the end of it. It's pretty bizarre. Pretty whacked out. Schultz, especially with the... Never heard of the E on the end of it. It's pretty bizarre, pretty whacked out. Even after a week like this, I'm still pretty freaked out by something like this happening. Well, I think it just goes to show you've been trapped inside these four walls and now just like a single letter is spinning you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got to re-acclimatize to the outside world. Yeah, yeah. I can't wait till I go outside and I'm not spun out by surnames anymore. It's going to be good. Just some fresh air and me saying, you know, surnames like White and Broadfoot and going, that's fine. No problem with that. I thought of something funny to say on the episode that people have just heard, so I'm

just going to write it down before I forget. All right. Wow. Shultzy. And you guys, you'll know. I think you'll know. Okay. All right. Wow. Schultzy. And you guys, you'll know. I think you'll know. Okay. All right.

David Schultz. One of those, I always like seeing, I've said this before, I always like seeing a name pop up that I don't immediately think, that person's annoyed me on the socials. Yes. Yeah.

This person listens. Just a freshie. They pay their money. They, yeah. This person listens. Just a freshie. They pay their money. They shut up. They're disrespectful. They understand that it's a two-way interaction in terms of we do the content, you give us the money. End of cycle. Yes.

There doesn't have to be a third bit where you then comment on everything and fucking message us. So if you enjoy your Coke, you just drink it. You don't fucking get on the website and go um that was five percent less fizzy than it was when i had one six months ago yeah yeah yeah um this shop doesn't have any there's the shop brought some in like uh an hour late today so i just wanted to let you know yeah and then start commenting on coke stuff as if you sort of work there and you're entitled to start making decisions about what should happen yeah oh let's make a um new one with peach in it. Yeah.

Or, yeah, I've been drinking this for 10 years. Think I'm due a free one. Are you? So good on you, Schultz. You're what everyone else should aim to be. What if we, wouldn't it be funny if one of these names that we read out, we then end up deciding that they're a person that can come to the episode that we're about to do that people will have just heard? Right, right.

So you're getting your name read out at something you were just at. You know what? You know what's a real shame? Because we've said we were recording this before that episode that you've just heard. What would have been great is if we read out the people then and just reviewed their behavior during the episode. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. That'd be good.

Yeah. Yeah. But unfortunately, maybe next week. Maybe. Maybe what? We just do this in Melbourne? It's just to be continued. Oh, right.

You mean, yeah, okay, the next few, okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever turns up here. It's going to be interesting. I know that you're, look, I think that sums me and you up a little bit. That episode you've just heard, we've had listeners that we don't know come in and listen. I think you're a lot more fearful of it than me. I think – I know that it was going to be weird, but I think there's going to be results out of it.

Whereas I think you're a bit more like, this is just going to be fucking dumb. Yeah, I think you don't really care if you get murdered or not. Whereas I'm like, I'd rather not. I've had 10 years more than you, so I feel like I've had a decent go. Exactly, yeah. The light's gone out behind the eyes. I'm like, I just met the love of my life a year and a half ago. I feel like I'm just getting started.

Yeah. No, no, no. I've got a kid. I've got something to live for. But you know what? You know what I desperately need is content. So that's true. That's all we need.

That's true. I'm always, I'm one of these, if I was a farmer, I'd be the guy that's driving by and seeing like a tree falling over and go, thank you. Right, right. A bit of tragedy in the tree world has become content for me. Right. Where I pick that up, put it on the fire. That's what we...

And riff about it. Yes. Call it a cunt. Fiery riffs. Call it a cunt for three hours. Right. Where I pick that up, put it on the fire. And riff about it. Yes. Call it a cunt. Fiery riffs. Call it a cunt for three hours. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks, Schultz.

Thanks, Schultz. You're a fine, upstanding podcast listening citizen. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Jason Uwe. Uwe.

That's three vowels all in a row and that's it. No consonants. Uwe. Jason Uwe. Uwe. That's three vowels all in a row, and that's it. No consonants. Uwe. Jason Uwe. This is the name that all of our listeners should have. Uwe.

Yeah. No, it's great. Uwe. There was the Uwe family in Maribor. They had, and I'm really, it's one of those names where I'm like, fuck, have we read this out before? Is it just so familiar to me because of that? It doesn't ring any bells to me.

Great, great. So, for starters, I love it that it's all vowels and no consonants. It's great. And it's also sort of like a special effect or something. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like Batman 1950s style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he throws the batarang and it comes back.

I was going to say Robin threw up. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, it was a name of a family. The one Asian family, the one Oriental family perhaps in Maribor. And of course they ran the Chinese restaurant. Yep. And so that was the Uis, the Ui family.

Is this Peach Village? That is Peach Village. Yep. The one Oriental. Yep. Tucker. Mm-hmm. The venue in town.

Fuck, I love that term, the Orient. The Oriental. It's great. Because to me love that term, the Orient. The Oriental. It's great. Because to me it's so like, you shouldn't say that anymore. It's like, I don't know if it's offensive or whatever it is, but when I see it in the wild, when people are still using it, it's like, that's funny. Oriental kingdom or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what tickles me? And I know this isn't quite the same thing, but it tickles me in the same way. Being in an Indian restaurant and on the menu, bread from the tandoor. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just love the phrasing of that.

It just always really gets me. It's letting you know the location of it. I don't even really know what it means. Yeah, no, I'm with you. Bread, comma, from the tandoor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look, it's good. It's good for the name it means. Yeah, no, I'm with you. Bread, comma, from the Tandor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look, it's good. It's like, yeah, I'm having a naan bread.

It's good to know they're not going to wheel out a crumpet or whatever. Yeah, yeah. But the oriental... I think the oriental is fine, but oriental all of a sudden there's a bit of a red flag over there. Yeah, I agree. I think oriental is done. Certainly, like, you know, 80s, like, you know, stuff you could get in the supermarket.

Yeah. Like, you know, like a Chicken Tonight oriental flavor. Yeah. Just a vague oriental flavoring of things. Yes. That's done forever. Yeah. I don't reckon that's ever coming back.

I reckon there's still a few in the supermarket, I reckon, probably. Oh, really? But we'll see. So Peach Village. Peach Village, the Uwe family. The Uwe. So they're just presumably going through fucking gallons and gallons of honey and sweet and sour sauce. Absolutely.

And then little need for much else in the kitchen out the back, in the supply room. Big freezer full of fried ice cream. Yep. Ready to go. Yep. Yeah, yeah. supply room big big freezer full of fried ice cream yeah to go yep um yeah uh yeah yeah it's uh it's uh it's a real staple of the country town the one little outlet the one little point where people can go no we're not just dumb fucking hicks yeah we got around fucking oriental restaurant yeah yeah and like but peach village is such a cool vibey name and that that is

uncharacteristic for that style of country town Asian restaurant. And it looked quite nice. It wasn't one of those ones where you'd get a lot of Asian down market restaurants where it's just like a yellow sign with red writing on it. Love it. It just looks like cheap and nasty. This one was all right. This was all right.

In my head, back when I was a kid, I was like, fuck, this is fucking pretty nice is pretty nice pretty cool okay yeah god i think i said this recently but i drove past a suburban asian restaurant recently called asian chopsticks oh one of the best as opposed to what you know what you know what's one of my favorite um places to look at is and i don't think i've ever mentioned this on the show but i've all think about it, which is there's genuinely a takeaway near my in-laws that's from your homeland. Now, I don't think you could make a restaurant sound cheaper than this. Now, it's Italian. Do you want to have a guess of a bad name for an Italian restaurant?

A cheap name. A cheap name? Yeah. If you want to make something sound absolute bare bones, absolutely like no sophistication at all. No nice imagery. No nothing. Just like you're fucking getting something out of a hole in a wall. What would you call that?

Is it this? Because I drove past an Italian place the other day here in Perth called this. Right. Al dente pizza and pasta. It's like a lot wrong with it. It's like literally, is that sort of in the ballpark of what you're talking about? No, worse. It's like that's nothing.

That's just like, and also I think we've talked about this before. Can you have an al dente pizza? Another good point. Well, I guess if you didn't cook the dough properly. Yeah. But al dente is a serving suggestion of pasta. Not into it. Right.

That little bit of firmness, not into it. Right. Make it nice and soft. Right. Cook it all the way through. I like that. I don't want my spaghetti done rare, thanks very much. Yeah, yeah. Medium well for me. Yeah. want my spaghetti done rare, thanks very much. Yeah, yeah.

Medium well for me. Yeah, I want well done spaghetti, thanks. Charcoal. Yeah, yeah. I don't want blood coming out of my pasta. Yes, yes, exactly. Okay, so I want charred ravioli, thanks. So worse than the name al dente.

Much worse than that. Just broad like nothing. So worse than the name El Dente. Much worse than that. Just broad like nothing. Not nothing. Like making something sound like it cannot be recommended to anyone else. Like you couldn't possibly go on a date to this place and introduce the name and say this is where we're going.

Like what's the name of this place we, okay. Just like a bad name. Bad name because it sounds like you're going to a terrible place. Oh, okay. Little Dum Dum Club Italian. You couldn't have this conversation, hey, honey, we're going out tonight. Oh, nice. I want to impress you. Where are we? Yeah, it's our anniversary.

Okay, look, we'll have this role play here and I'll reveal the name of it. Okay. And see how you react. All right. Okay, so look, Tommy, it's our 10th anniversary. We've been having deep anal for 10 years now. Any proposal happening anytime soon? Well, I want to put your ring on it it again but we've been doing that for 10 years

don't dodge the question let's do something else what I want to do is I want to take you out for a very special dinner tonight okay so special

very very special I'm a devout Italian girl that's great that's great news so any probably you know I get that

food at home all the time so probably anywhere that's not that style of cuisine that's cuisine is what I'd prefer. What you think is wrong there. Okay. So, I'm going to fix that. All right.

By inserting my opinion in there instead. So, we're going to go out and pay tribute to your homeland, to your native tongue, as in the tongue that eats food and tastes things. Yes. Yes, not the language. Yeah. That's how it works in my head. So, I'm going to take you out to the fanciest slash closest place to where we are right now in Baldwin at this traffic lights.

All we have to do is turn left and go to that place that's 50 metres over there. Okay. Yeah. This sounds as romantic as can possibly be. Exactly. I'm sure. Based on everything you've said, there's absolutely no chance that you're not going to propose tonight. Exactly. I'm certainly. Based on everything you've said, there's absolutely no chance that you're not going to propose tonight.

Exactly. At this restaurant. I'm certainly setting the mood with my choice of location. Yep. Yep. Near some traffic lights. Yep.

50 metres away. Yep. Yep. Just past that weird place on the corner that has the kids that can come in and play and paint

when you're two years old. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's as close as possible to one of those. Yep. Yeah. So, any questions? Well, I'd love to know what the place is called. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's as close as possible to one of those. Yep. Yeah, so any questions? Well, I'd love to know what the place is called. Oh, well, it's my pleasure.

That'll set the mood. The place we're going to is Pizza Outlet. Great. Yep. So it's cheaper pizzas because you're not paying the big markups when you're actually in the store. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's lots of them there.

You're just, I assume, just going in and buying bits of dough and tomatoes separately. Yeah. So it should be nice. Have you ever checked out Pizza Outlet? I believe we've gotten a takeaway from there once before. Yeah. Any good? It was fine.

It was fine. Yeah. Yeah. But isn't that the worst sounding? That's pretty bad. Most base. It's pretty bad. Most fucking bad sounding. That's pretty bad. Most base. It's pretty bad. Most fucking bad sounding.

What's worse, that or another one of my obsessions is pizza places that are like Wise Guys or Scarface Pizza? At least someone's had a thought into that. That's true. But what's funny about Scarface, he's not even Italian. Oh, yeah. He's Colombian, I think. Yeah. He's South American, for sure.

Not the home of pizza. But Pizza Outlet is just like, there's no mystery Colombian, I think. Yeah. Yeah. He's South American, for sure. Not the home of pizza. But Pizza Outlet is just like, there's no mystery put in there at all. Like Godfather's like, I get it. Scarface, you had a go at some imagery. There's no imagery in Pizza Outlet. Pizza Outlet. Well, you know, like they say, we're talking about it. Pizza Outlet just run off their feet now.

Listeners have done done making the trek out to Baldwin to get a pizza from pizza outlet. It almost feels like a hole that the pizza pisses out of or something. The pizza outlet. Yeah. Yuck. Anyway, Jason Uy, we're getting back to him. Sorry. Yeah.

Peach Village. No, he's had enough. Has he? I just want to say- We've had about 20 minutes. I know, but very briefly, I want to- I'm sure I've said this on the show before, but the Uwe brothers, there were kids that were a couple of years behind me at school. And I'm sure I've told this, but it's so long ago that I think it's so good it needs to be told again, which is one of the Uwe brothers used to hit it really hard when we were growing

up and party a lot go out and get go crazy and um he used to say to people like they go oh wow you go you go you go pretty hard and he was like yeah yeah i go really hard i you know and as a badge of honor he's like boasting going man i fucking go really hard i go fucking really hard um uh i i nearly i you know what i go the second hardest behind this guy that's what he was like telling people yeah i go the second hardest and it's like what just back yourself just say yeah you go the hardest so then his nickname become twosie oh twosie you've told this quite recently i Have I? No, I haven't. I feel like I've heard it pretty recently. No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

So I like that Tooey became Toozy. Yeah. Yeah. So if you're out there, Toozy, give us a bell because I believe he then ended up working for his uncle like back overseas somewhere in an operation that sounded extremely dodgy. Fuck yeah. And then there was the mention of the term chicken town, which again sounded very, very dodgy. Which was a town full of... I don't even know what you'd say.

It's a town full of what they call chickens, which I believe were basically escorts. Okay. And that's where he worked or lived. God, I wish we'd gotten out of Jason Uy a little earlier. Anyway, Jason Uy, that's you. Thanks, Jason. Thanks, Toosie. Thanks, Onesie.

Thanks, Uy. He's the Uy that pays the most on Patreon, so he's Onesie. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber John Barrett. John Barrett. B-A-R-R-E-T-T. Yeah. Yes? Yeah.

You agree? Old family friend of mine has the surname Barrett. Okay. Big fan of him. Yeah. So I'm liking this guy. Do you subscribe to his Patreon? I do not.

Have not seen him for a long time. What if you could subscribe to a person's Patreon that's not like a podcaster, that's just like... They're not a content maker. They're just a person. Yeah. But then what am I getting? What are the rewards? Well, that's why I guess I'm asking you in a roundabout way.

So if you could subscribe to like, say, George Clooney or something. Right. Then you thought... Him, for example, he would like, I don't know, send out like a bit of a fan club video message every month or something right then you thought i'm you know him for example he would like i don't know send out like a bit of a fan club video message every month or something um who would i want to do that for yeah that sort of thing um do anyone is there anyone like that i mean they don't even have to be in the entertainment field they could be just a person that i like that what i would be happy to just give money to for them to continue living their life.

Yes, and maybe get a little bit of something back. But the idea that me paying like $10 a month to George Clooney and going, boy, I'm really helping keep the lights on over there. Well, I didn't say you have to do him. I didn't insist upon him. I mean, that could buy him a couple of coffees. That's true. That's true.

You could watch that Nescafe ad and go, that could be one of mine. I mean, I've always been a big fan of Jack Black. Oh, yeah? So if I could give money to him, and I'm sure him doing something personalized for you, it'd always be a bit of fun. Yeah. If it was just a little video that he did for you every month, I'm sure you'd have a good time getting that every month.

Yeah. He does really good Instagram videos at the moment. Is he? He does, like, good stuff. Yeah. His mum helped save Tom Hanks that time.

There's a thing in the news at the moment where his mum I think it's I think it's one of those things that just rolls around every now and then maybe but his mum worked on

the technology that saved the astronauts in Apollo 11. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah his parents are both space scientist people. Yeah. Yeah. His parents are both space scientist people. Yeah. Yeah.

That's pretty cool. There was a rumor going around. One of my favorite showbiz rumors is that he's Tom Hanks' son, but he changed his name. Jack Black. Yeah. But he didn't want people to feel like he had been given an unfair advantage because of who his dad is. If you looked...

How could anyone look at him? looked... There's no way. Oh, there's no way. How could anyone look at him and even start to think that? Yeah. He doesn't look anything like Tom Hanks. He looks like the son of some sort of cartoon monster. Yeah. I reckon. Yeah.

The son of some sort of mascot from a bag of chips. The son of the gobbledog. Yeah. That's very fair sort of mascot from a bag of chips. The son of the gobbledog. Yeah. That's very fair. That's very fair. He could be related to Agro in some way. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. That would be more likely. Agro and Grimace had a kid. Maybe his mum actually fucking found a space alien and fucked that. Rooted it. And that's how Jack Black would go. Oh, yeah. Perhaps. But John Barrett. go. Oh, yeah. Perhaps.

But John Barrett. John Barrett, yeah. Like the name Barrett. Yeah, what do you think? What are your thoughts on this one? All I can think of is there was a soccer player, a football player for Oldham Athletic called Earl Barrett, which, you know, Earl's not a bad little first name, I guess.

John Barrett is a very straight down the line name. You get the sense of a real no-nonsense kind of character. You could be a cowboy. Yeah. Or you could be a modern day cowboy, whatever that means. It's also when you started saying, it's making me think of, is his name, Wolf Creek guy, John Jarrett? Yes.

Yes. Yes. So I'm picturing that guy. Right. That's what I mean when I say a real no-nonsense kind of character. Right, right. Well, no, he's all nonsense. Yeah, I was going to say.

He kidnaps you and then he- I was going to say. And then he's not just killing you straight away. He's like, he's really keeping you on the hook for a little while. Also, I mean, there's an argument to be made that killing random people is nonsense. Like, that's not good. It's not fun for them. You'd be...

Nonsense implies a level of silliness, though. Yeah. A bit more of a playful sort of streak. I think it is silly to kill people, in my opinion. Like, it's not smart. It's not... Yeah. It's not smart.

It's not intelligent. It's not very nice. I mean, it's closer to silly than not being silly that's true but i mean i think of silliness i think of clowning and there's no way they're teaching murder in the in the goliath oh yeah clowning i mean maybe they should well yeah yeah few of them suicide at least few of them coming out with some other kind of criminal tendencies yeah yeah um barry do you reckon he gets cops a bit of that johnny barry that's pretty good oh Yeah, yeah. Barry, do you reckon he cops a bit of that?

Johnny Barry? That's pretty good. Oh, the James Bond composer himself. John Barry. Dum-da-da-dum-dum-dum-dum. Get fucked, John Barry. Suck me up. All right, thanks, JB.

Yeah, thanks, Barry. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, Barra. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Josh Willett. Oh. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. What do you reckon about that? Will it or won't it?

There we go. Yep. There we go. That'll do. Next name, thank you. Clocked. Yep. Game over. Yep.

Big boss defeated. Youed. Game over. Big Boss defeated. You're dead, man. Joshy. Joshy Dub. Will it or won't it? Will it? Come on. We've got three.

Again, he's heard them all at this point. I know, but we've got three minutes to clock what he's copped and maybe amp it up a level. Yeah. So, will it or won't It is the go-to. Will It, Will It, Will It. What's the question? Is it literally just W-I-L-L-I-T? No, W-I-L-L-E-T.

Will It. Yeah. Okay. Will It, Will It, Will It Josh. It feels like a juicy name But then you get to Will it or won't it And then you're sort of

Stuck a little bit Will it Which even that If you're a little kid Do you have any interest In that as a nickname Probably not Yeah

There's not really great Bullying potential in it What about this You get You can almost It's almost better for you To be called that Because then when the teacher

Yells it Will it And then you to be called that because then when the teacher yells it, will it? And then you're like, what? You didn't finish your sentence. Will it what? Oh, yes. There you go. You're a big Abbott and Costello fan. Yeah, yes.

You bring that into the classroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you win some fans there. I mean, well, that's then an eight-year-old that's trying to pull that one off. They're being bullied for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's too preco. They're being bullied for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's too precocious to go by unnoticed. Yeah, yeah.

You know what? You could whack a question mark on the end of your name. That'd be cool. Josh Willett? Yeah, there must be fuckhead parents who've put symbols and characters into children's names. That's a very juicy nomination to have some punctuation put into a surname. Yes. That would be good.

Yeah. I'd be, I'd be, if you want to lean into it, that's absolutely the way that you would go. It's like this, you know, there's a few, you know, there's like Madonna is just like one word name. But if she, and look, it's very like bold of her to just like get that going and be like, I'm just going to be known by one name

you know especially at the time yeah would have been like very like cool move very bold move yeah even more interesting would have been madonna exclamation mark yeah that's my name yep and so when you say it you've got to you can't just go madonna yeah madonna you've really got to sell it every time you say it yeah so that's that's in that way. Airplane. Yes. In that way, when people would say, it's Josh Willett, and you go, sorry? Josh Willett? I'm sorry?

Can you say that again? Josh Willett? Yep. There we go. There we go. That wasn't so hard, was it? You know how people in particularly America say that the Australian accent, there's always like we have like an upwards inflection at the end of every sentence,

like we're asking a question. And obviously, because I'm around it all the time, I have no idea what the fuck people are talking about when they say that. I cannot hear it. Do you get it? Well, as soon as you said it, it did sound like you were doing it. Really? As soon as you said it.

Well, I guess I was asking it as a quote. I was phrasing it as like do you. No no but you did say that exact sentence when you said it you said yeah they always say that there's like a inflection and i'm like i can't hear it and i'm like you're doing it now right okay i guess in my head i was phrasing that as a question like i was going ah fuck all right maybe i am part of the problem consciously... You can't see the forest from the trees, mate. Yeah, yeah. I've tried to listen to myself as I'm talking, but it would be...

I wish I could hear, like... Right. Because the way they talk about it, it's like... It sounds like we're a fucking nightmare to listen to. Not that that's any great surprise, but... Yeah, but like you said, they can't hear how fucking dumb they sound.

So, who cares? I don't think I did say that, but sure. No, but like you can't hear what you sound like. I'm saying they can't hear what they sound like. Yeah. The fucking morons. Yeah. Do you find though that when you're watching like a movie or whatever,

you're not conscious of like, oh, these people are talking with an American accent? Because generally you're so used to like you put on a movie and that's just... That's the movie accent. That's how people sound. That's what... In the movie accent that's how people sound that's what in the movies that's how people are yeah but then someone talking to you like that in real life it's like whoa what the fuck is this well the same deal as if you know someone walks along with an australian accent in the same movie and you go oh yeah we're fucked in the head that's it that's we sound like they're not speaking in the we're not speaking in movie language and we just sound like absolute fucking cowpokes.

We're speaking in fuck-Edville language. Yeah. And also, I don't think we're ever very well represented in that way either. It's not like someone's putting on their best nice Australian accent. It's always pretty broad, just to let anyone out there to be in no uncertain terms that this person is from Australia. Because it's either an actor who's not Australian doing the voice.

Yeah. Brutal stuff. Yeah. Or quite often you can tell that it's an actual Australian actor and the director's gone. Yeah, come on. Ratchet. Let it out. Give us 10 more percent.

Yeah, let it out. Oh, jeez, I'm just here in Perth doing me podcast. Yeah, yeah. You won't hear that sentence said in a movie in that accent. You'll never hear that. If you're a movie maker out there, I dare you to put that in there. Well, you won't hear it said by me for the next fucking six months after this experience.

Oh, God. When are we going to come back? Yeah, who knows? Fucking hell. Anyway, it's nice. Look, we're in this hotel room. It is a delight. This is a good room. It's nice Look We're in this hotel room It is a delight This is a good room

It's been a great hotel It's Yeah The weather's been good It's You know We've caught up with some friends Who are over here

We're going to have a couple of beers Tonight with them It was great before Yeah Before about 5pm on Friday Yeah The idea of it all Was great

Oh look on paper Yeah Touching down was fun Yeah There was so much Just think about that Four days ago There was so much The idea of it all was great. Oh, look on paper. Yeah. Touching down was fun. Yeah. There was so much. Just think about that. Four days ago, there was so much wonder in the world, wasn't there?

There really was. Anyway. We had a little meeting on Friday morning to talk about all the funny ideas we had for the podcast. Yes. I had a big old to-do list of what I was going to do and none of that got done. All right. Thanks. Yeah. Well, in terms of Perth, it's more of a Josh won't it right. We've got to... Thanks. Yeah.

Well, in terms of Perth, it's more of a Josh won't it. There we go. There we go. Thanks, Joshy. Josh, will it ever fucking happen? Very good. That was him when he was a virgin.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. One more to go. We've got to fucking turn this thing around and let let people into my hotel room and uh that we don't know and hopefully they don't steal anything um okay let's crack in last one uh thank you very much to patreon subscribe oh okay um yeah look i guess i guess I guess I've seen that.

I think I've seen this name on the socials. I've definitely seen this on the socials. Okay. I'm not sure what they were saying or whether it was just being said. I'm not sure. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Path Comedy. Thanks, Path.

See you back in Melbourne, everyone.