The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 716 - Live! Danielle Walker, Harley Breen, Cameron James, Brett Blake & Abhishek Mishra

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

It’s the final LIVE episode from the KOH SAMUI INTERNATIONAL PODCAST FESTIVAL with DANIELLE WALKER, HARLEY BREEN, BRETT BLAKE, CAMERON JAMES & ABHISHEK MISHRA! Karl’s bought us all gifts, Tommy’s been back to the drag show again, we’ve somehow unearthed a Danielle piece of trivia that we hadn’t heard yet, Brett’s been on a game show, and Harley’s “pulled a Cameron”. PLUS Rad Dad travels to Koh Samui!If you’ve enjoyed these last three weeks of episodes from Koh Samui and you want more, head over to our Patreon where you can find another mini live episode that we recorded, as well as video bonus episodes that we recorded in the pool. Plus we’ll be releasing a documentary series featuring things we’ve talked about on the show like Pig Island and soccer golf and heaps more, as well as live show footage! Sign up at patreon.com/littledumdumclub  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the Little Dumb Dumb Club, a brand new episode recorded live in Koh Samui with guests Harley Breen, Cameron James, Danielle Walker, Brett Blake and Abhishek Mishra. This is the final of our live episodes from Koh Samui, but if you want to come and see us live and you live in Sydney, you can do that July the 20th. We are going to be up there. Tickets going quickly. Get onto it, littledumbdumbclub.com. It's the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival Roadshow

Yeah Well It's the reunion Oh okay It's the first time We'll be seeing each other Since Koh Samui Yes

If you like the sound Of all this sort of stuff Come and experience it live Always better live Isn't it Yeah yeah We've also got the merch on sale New designs

That we had over there In Koh Samui We've brought them back T-shirts Hats Stubby holders Yep Great stuff

LittleDumbDumbClub.com. Also, you can support the show on Patreon. Patreon.com slash LittleDumbDumbClub. There's lots of bonus content coming out from Kosamui. We'll talk to you more at the end of the episode in Talking Dumb Dumb. But until then, enjoy this new episode recorded live in Kosamui. Hey, mates. Welcome once again into the Little Dumb Dumb Club for another week.

Thank you very much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dessler. I'm with me as always the other half of the program, Carl Chandler. Hey, Diggins. Guys, it's been a great corporate retreat for From Before Industries but unfortunately,

as you know, times have been tough and you're all going to have to be let go. You can have your jobs back if you buy a fucking T-shirt. Oh my God, we're going to have to smuggle these out of the country

and our assholes Please Sorry? How many left? 69 The comedy number Please guys Help us out

No we do have stacks so get amongst it guys I mean you've bought plenty of stuff but fucking hell you've absolutely punished the stubby holders you reprobates.

It's almost like we should have known that a beer holder would go quicker than a fucking t-shirt. T-shirts and hats at the end of the show, guys. What, sorry? Oh, our videographer's trying to ruin our show. That's cool. Can't wait to see the caption of his video. I fucked up a podcast in Thailand. I heckled two cunts that flew me over to an island. No, I love you, Sammy.

Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe and shut the fuck up. Yeah. Like my dick, comment on me fucking you and subscribe to my dick up your ass. Don't know what happened there. Don't know what happened there. You've been in

Thailand too long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got sunstroke today. It made me into a grotty little boy. Oh, finally, some third world comedy in a third world country. Yes. That is it. Come on guys. Either get more into the show

or buy 70 fucking t-shirts. The choice is yours. I don't mind bombing the fuck out of this show as long as I don't have to carry any of that shit home. That's fine. Guess what? If you all agree to buy all of the t-shirts now, we'll wrap the podcast up immediately and you can go to dinner right fucking now.

How does that sound? And that includes you at go to dinner right fucking now. How's that sound? And that includes you at home. Yeah. Log on. Log on and we'll delete every... Buy a t-shirt, we'll delete every episode we've ever done. Yeah, we'll stop doing the podcast. Yeah. We'll kill ourselves if you buy

all these t-shirts and if you don't buy all these t-shirts. It's a win-win. Wow, what a great... It certainly feels like a final show of the run. We weren't talking about killing ourselves at all on the first night. Yeah. Fuck it up.

Thank you. I mean, what a festival it's been. It's in the top four easily. Thank you so much for coming. Yeah. There's been no official complaints about any of you, which is a hundred less than I thought there would be. Yeah.

A few unofficial ones, though. Not just, yeah. I'd love to hear those ones. What else? Oh, yeah, yeah. So I didn't talk about this the first time. When we first got in Bangkok, as soon as I came out of customs, like a couple walked past and they go, oh, good luck for the festival.

And they're like, Aussie, they've been on the same plane. And I was like, oh, okay, see you there. And they go, oh, no, we're not going. And I was like, oh, okay. Oh, so you're just staying in Bangkok. And they go, no, we're going to Koh Samui the same time you are. I don't really think that's good luck.

That's very unlucky to have people that listen to the podcast and are coming to a small island the exact same time we're there and they're not coming. That's a sign of bad luck, I think. Yeah, this couple, if you're at home and you're listening, the one way you. That's a sign of bad luck, I think. Yeah. This couple, if you're at home and you're listening,

the one way you can make it up to us, buy a fucking T-shirt. Get onto the website and buy a fucking T-shirt. I think what they'll be saying to you right now is, good luck, Tommy. And you know what else? Here's the other thing. Here's the other news update.

Guys, I've talked about it before. The fourth Koh Samui International Podcast Festival in a row that our one listener on Koh Samui has not fucking attended. Fuck yes. And that one listener, if you're listening right now, get down here and buy a fucking T-shirt. And he knows it's on. He follows it on socials. I messaged him about a week before to get a printer for the T-shirts.

And he's like, yeah, here's all the info. It's like, well, where the fuck are you, cunt? So anyway, I've got him on Facebook right now. Oh, yeah. I've got him on chat. Yeah. I've just put a message, loaded a message. Hey, mate, what's going on tonight?

Yep. So let's see the update. Okay, let's see what he's up to. Let's see what he's actually up to instead of this. Well, in the meantime, I went back to Diva's Cabaret the other night. I had a wonderful time there. I went with Brett Blake and I ran into, we talked to him in Talking Dumb Dumb from last week,

from before the live one that we did. From before? One of the incredibly baked men that we talked to in the crowd was there in the audience at Divas Cabaret. Saw me walk past and wanted to talk to Brett and was like pointing at him. And he goes, hey Tommy, do you think I want to go over and talk to Brecky? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he goes, Brecky, I want to go talk.

Short for Breakfast Blake. Yes. Yeah, the old Hash Brown himself. You can only get him before 10.30 in the morning. Also, so yeah, we went to the show and great. It was a great show. Completely different show the second time around. Got a photo afterwards with one of the drag queens

and got up in the morning and my mum was just, I was texting my mum and she was asking like, how's everything going? What have you been up to? I was like trying to find some photos I could send her. I was like, oh we went to this drag cabaret show last night. It was great. Sent her the photo of us with the drag queen and mum goes to me, oh

is that the drag queen there next to you? And I looked at the photo and next to me was Brett Blake. You mean, you mean drag act Brecky Blake. Brecky. Poached or fried. Looking absolutely delicious and free for anyone who has a ticket

to the Costa Mua International podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Comes free with a hotel. Speaking of food, Sammy, our YouTuber, his partner Lele told me this before. Everyone here has been going to Mr. Crab over the road, right? Mr. Crab. Very popular restaurant over the road. Just so you know, that's tied for Mr. Poo.

Is it really? That's what you that's tied for Mr. Poo. Is it really? That's what you've been eating. Mr. Poo. Oh, you don't find that funny. Cool. People are like, we knew him, that's why we went there. There's a guy here, not to blow up this guy's spot, but he was eating behind us last night when we were at Mr. Crab and he came up and he was like,

oh, hey, do you guys mind at the table mind I've got this book that I carry around with me when I travel and I just like to give the book to groups of people and get them to just draw on a page and my rule is you can't look through the rest of the book until you've done your drawing on the page

once you've done your drawing then you can look back through the rest of the book and see what other people have drawn. Do books often have rules? I'll ask Brett Blake. Oh, wait. Who, sorry? So he gives us the book, and I draw like a little, I was just looking at an ad for a club sandwich,

so I drew a little talking club sandwich, and then my friend who I was with, Drew, tried to copy the... Do club sandwich. Finally, those two animals are in between bread. And my friend who I was with drew the like Mr. Crab logo. And then we're like, now we've filled a page. How exciting. We get to look through the rest of the book

and see what other people have done. All penises, if you can believe that. Wall to wall penises. It's like being back at Deva's Cabaret. It was fucking awesome. Lovely. Hey, it's been a great festival and I would

like to thank everyone here for coming. Absolutely. What a dream it's been. Awesome. I really hope you guys have enjoyed it. You enjoyed it?

Awesome. Awesome. I love it. And of course, the time of our guests has been very generous as well. I really loved spending time with those guys and them being on stage and we've had nothing but killer shows. You agree? So I'd like to give a gift to all of them tonight. And that includes you, Tommy.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. If it's one of those fucking T-shirts, I don't want it. I mean, yes, I do. It it. I mean, yes I do. It's the best t-shirt I've ever seen. You'd have to be fucked in the head to not buy one or 17 right now. And the gift will only cost you $30, Tommy. I don't know if you guys have noticed outside the 7-Eleven and around the corner,

they have those wristbands. Have you all seen the wristbands? They have the personalised messages on them. Well, if you haven't seen them, I will like, because you can get anything, and I mean anything written on them. I'll give you just a choice few that I saw tonight. Lick my discharge.

Shit tits. I love Kevin Dick. Lick my ass. Dr Gay. I love Michael Dick. Oh, another one of the Dick family. Fist me please. Dr Scott Dick.

Wow, this Dick family, there's more of them than the comedies. And I love dog aids. These all sound like the bit in Spinal Tap where he's going through their last album. So I've got a gift for all of the guests here tonight. And once we get them on, I can give them to you. I'll start right now. I've got you one, Tommy, as well.

So thank you so much for being part of this. Yeah, what have I got? Coastal Million International Podcast Festival. There's your personalised wristband. Read this out. Oh, wait, it's the wrong one. Fuck. I was stalling as a bit,

but good thing I stalled. Yeah, okay. I'd actually rather the other one, if that's okay. It says, I suck Mario dick. Yet another one of the dick family. I can't wait to see who's meant to have the other one that he handed me before by accident that says, my name's Cameron James and I'm gay.

I guess you'll have to wait and find out alright should we get some god damn guests up here what do you think get your get your funny wristbands

at the ready come on carrot top get the big prop suitcase out they're the tie pyjamas alright please welcome back into the Little Dumb Dumb Club, Brett Blake, Harley Breen and Danielle Walker!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Hey, Brekkie, while we were at... LAUGHTER While we were at Divas last night, or two nights ago, you scuttled over to me mid-show, like Mr Poo himself.

You came standing over... I know you like it! ..with a wild look in your eye and the drag queen who was on

stage you went I matched with her on Tinder. I was like fuck she looks

familiar. And what was his name? I wasn't paying attention. That's good. Also, sorry, you also bled on your sheets today.

That is a photo you sent. Fuck, are we doing all the riffs from today in the pool, are we? That's not a riff, that's just an admission of you bled on your sheets today. I found a lot of blood in my bed after a nap. Me and Harley... Bed is his nickname for his arsehole. Me and Harley were in the pool riffing today and I said, I'm going to go to bed.

And he goes, if you go to bed, I'm going to come in there and fuck your arse. And I said, brother, if you fuck me with your dick, I wouldn't notice. And then I woke up and there was blood in my bed. And I went to the mirror and checked my arsehole.

It just turns out it was a leech bite I got a few weeks ago. I opened up again. A leech bite. That's what I call my penis. Now guys, thanks so much for being part of the festival. Of course, you don't go away empty handed. You give a little presence here. Harley, would you like yours first? Yes please

Thank you so much for being part of the festival You're such a wonderful guy What does this say? Queensland cunt That's so good That's beautiful I really thought of you when I thought it up and then made someone print it

Elizabeth would be so happy It's so good. It's beautiful. I really thought of you when I thought it up and then made someone print it. Elizabeth would be so happy. Sorry, everyone. I've had a lot of alcohol. And edibles. Oh, yeah. I did. I gave him some edibles before.

I said, how are the edibles going? He goes, what edibles? I was like, brother, they must be good. He did give me that and I completely forgot. I'm stoned. Who's that? Oh, no. Can Cam James come and help me because I'm stoned.

Uh-oh, someone's had a freaky Friday. I'm a widdle baby who doesn't like to be stoned on a podcast Get up here and be a man like this fucking moron I feel another Heath get coming on Sorry I think I have sunstroke as well With you it's really hard to tell Do you remember when Carl said Lick my discharge as well. With you it's really hard to tell. Do you remember when Carl said, lick my discharge? Hey,

spoilers. Thank you Danielle, thank you so much for being part of the fourth Coastal Million International Podcast Festival. I'd like you to have this. Can I guess what it says? Yes. Does it say knuckles deep? Danielle, don't jump ahead Don't jump ahead, Danielle

Oh, that's a call It's a call forward Is that from the future? From later From after Okay, so it's a no There you go Thank you so much, Danielle

What's it say? Oh, I fuck sea urchin Just the one Just the one Thank you so much, Danielle. What's it say? Oh, I fuck sea urchin. Just the one. Just the one. I love how all these people from this third world country spell way better English than me. That's really nice. I can tell.

Correct. Of course, Brett Blake, thank you so much for being part of this. I hate when you make me read things don't worry it's your wildest dream it's a blank one so that's fine

oh is it no it's not I'm here to help new Brett is gay thank you thank you thank you

yeah and man when I was getting Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. And, man, when I was getting these printed, I was writing down, there's like a whole bunch of people sitting there like spell-checking what I'm writing down and just making sure that that's an F and that's a U and that's a C and that's a K and making sure that's the right stuff.

And then at the end, the guy just goes, ah, thank you. Is this for your family? In a way, yes. In a way, yeah. It's for gay Uncle New Brett. So Daniel, we were having dinner last night and you and I were sitting there

and we watched Brett spend 15 minutes trying to take a Voltaren because it kept falling out of his mouth and getting caught in a beard. Don't talk about my dick like that. I feel like you've shared so much of your personal history and childhood and family stuff

with us and I had a rare moment all because of Brett struggling with the Voltaren where I heard a new part of Danielle Walker-Law about how you struggle to take tablets. Yeah. I really struggle to take tablets.

Like, so bad. And when I was a kid, Mum would be like, just take a fucking tablet! And so then she... This is going to sound like abuse. What? On this podcast? And so she would open my mouth up and just shove it down that's abuse yeah and then so now that's the only way i can still take tablets and hang on hang on did you

have to fly your mum over here tonight to take your tablets yeah no she um i now i just have to shove them down myself like that and um my aunt And my Arnie saw me do it once and now she keeps calling me Knuckles Deep. From before? Yeah. Well, I think the wristband shop is still open. I might have to knit back over. Well, we found a paddedol because we figured you couldn't know what it looks like unless

I do it. There's no way we could possibly imagine. I'm here if you need me. So this is how I have to take every single tablet. I have to go... Oh my god. I've seen this online before

with something else. Wow. Well, it gets the job done, doesn't it? Also, you were laughing at me because I lost a Voltaren in my beard. That is way worse, dude. I never thought I'd get to work with Karen Carpenter. You didn't go knuckles deep. That was wrist deep.

How the fuck did you do that? That was like Nightmare on Elm Street 4 or something. Wait, Daniel, where'd your watch go? Where's your elbow pad gone? I was standing at the back. I've got to say, that is one lucky sea urchin. I was standing at the back with you and your sisters and you were like, I'm going to act it out on stage

and one of your sisters was like, please don't. Don't do it on stage. I've never seen what it looks like. And then you were trying to find something that you could enact it with. And my friend was like, oh, I've got these motion sickness tablets. You could do it with one of them. And you go, no, they make me really sick. Not like shoving my fist down my throat.

No, the travel calm, I don't know if you feel. Well, if I'm moving and I've taken a travel No, the travel cum, I don't know if you feel, if I'm moving and I've taken a travel cum, I'm like, I'm not sick. Are you calling it a travel cum? What? It's a travel cum. There's a weird L. Sorry, can you do that again?

That was so amazing. Guys, I know this is an audio platform, but Harley has a boner. Oh, I thought you wanted me to say travel calm again. You could take this on the road in Thailand and make the ping pong show redundant. I really thought you just liked the way I said travel calm. So did I. I'll do it again.

Travel calm. Yeah, I was like, is this an ASMR thing? Sure. Harley can do it as well. If you give us all your edibles, he'll do it. Yeah. You watch me ingest those. It's great.

No takers. All right. Fuck you. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. All right. How the fuck do you open these bags? Come on, cock deep, get into it.

Wait, if they're the love heart ones, they gave me a fucking heart attack the other night. 150 milligram, what does that mean? You're about to find out. We've got about half an hour before this fucking hit. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Wow. He's good.

He's good. He's good. The listeners at home, he put that in his mouth with his foot and went ankle deep. Oh, that tastes like fucked. Fucking hell. How are your sisters? How are your sisters enjoying the trip? They're good.

Today we went on a sister's adventure day. And we started Casey. She wanted to go look at a beautiful view from the Jungle Club. And then me, I was like, I like danger. I want to go to the Cobra Show. So I went to the Cobra Show. And then you came. Oh, yeah, because... It was a girl's day out. What can I say? We Cobra show and then you came. Oh yeah, because...

It was a girl's day out. What can I say? We should have brought this up before now, but you are wearing a bright vest. Yeah. I got it from the Cobra show. Yeah. That's so good. You went to the Cobra show. What did you do after?

Oh no! I think the Cobra bit me on my dick There's only one way To get the venom out brother I'll wrap my ass around it and get it out Quick you've got to save the life of my favourite drag queen Sausage and egg McMuffin That is an interesting piece of merch

To have that vest Are you cosplaying like the waiter at the Cobra show? I'm cosplaying the guy who, what you call when you handle a Cobra is like this. You call it playing with death. Oh, right. And that's what that symbolises, okay? Oh, really? Yeah.

A vest means danger. Yeah. She does look like the Manuel of Koh Samui. It doesn't look like you're handling snakes it looks like you're the valet for them.

Right this way sir. That is the cleverest joke you've ever made I reckon. You know what? I reckon it is. She does look like the valet of snakes

like your arsehole. Sorry. Alright. That's it. I'm putting you on time out. Hang on. That's the sound of our audience growing up. I'm proud of you. Her vest is cosplaying my bedsheets.

That's the line, isn't it? Fuck off. Come on. Fuck off. The audience have left one day early, guys, at home. They've gone home. But during the show, they go, oh, we're going to milk a snake. I was like, I'm listening. Man, that edible hit quick.

Lucky you have experience from the other 14 you've already had today. Oh, yeah. I'm really fucked up. 14 you've already had today. Oh yeah. That's about right actually. I'm really fucked up. Tony's here. My friend Tony from, I don't know,

some band. Can I, Tony's not going to hop up here, but can I sort of tell the story of what happened to you last time we were here? Tony, just come up here. No. Alright.

Can I tell the story? I'm too stoned to get up here. Shut the fuck up Cameron James. What has Tony got to say? You just come up here. No. Alright. Can I tell the story? I'm too stoned to get up here. No you're not. Shut the fuck up Cameron James. What has Tony got to say? You're half as stoned as me. Come on. No I'm sorry.

No I don't want to go up. It's alright. Can I talk about... How could you not want to get up here when you'll immediately get peer pressured into shoving something down your throat using four fingers? Tony's come all the way over here

for the Coastal Marine International Podcast Festival and that explains why it takes you cunts 17 years to make a new fucking album. But you did, you had an experience with edibles. Can I talk about it or not? No, no, I don't have to. Wait, was I involved somehow? Oh yeah, because you two...

Are you ever not involved? You two were together. You were the dub like when you did smuggle the edibles through the airport in your mouth. Smuggle was one word for it. You just ate them all. They dissolved in my mouth. I try to smuggle drugs out of Thailand in my mouth and they all dissolved and I had about eight times the amount I could normally handle and had a

bit of an episode on a plane. It was very funny because it happened and you said to me, don't fucking tell anybody about this and so I told the story and didn't say who it happened to and it got a big reaction from these guys and then all of a sudden there's Freddie on the podcast going, fucking anyway I smuggled edibles in my mouth through an airport and

Hey look, if I'm getting a laugh, I'll tell the story. But Tony helped you out when you were going through. It was my plan. It was your plan. It was a fucking shit plan. It was a terrible plan. And also, can you bring up how much you fucking, you ratted

me out as well. You fucked me over because we had four on each side and then I was waiting for you because they were checking your hard drive, of course. I'll tell you what, they didn't find a fucking album on it. And then I get through, I'm waiting for you at customs because I'm worried that you're going to get fucking done or something. And in that stage, the edibles dissolve in my mouth

and I said, brother, man, have yours dissolved? And you look me in the eyes and go, oh, I spat him out half an hour ago. Thanks, champ. And what did you say? Were you asking for help from Tony as well? In the lounge, I looked at him like I had a shower. And they're like, you know I was fucked because it was free alcohol and I didn't touch it. And then I looked him at some stage and I said, Tony, you need I was fucked because it was free alcohol and I didn't touch it. And then I looked at him at some stage and I said,

Tony, you need to call an ambulance. And he goes, I'm not calling an ambulance. You just need to hold your passport out and I will walk you through this gate. And then he did. He sat me down and he turned on Finding Nemo and it gave me another panic attack. I reckon I was high for three days. It was fucked. That's so good.

I'm so proud of you. How long have you been high for? 20 years? 40. Blakey, you've been enjoying it? Not not again I've had enough I've still got stories he has so many dot points

I'm still going through we need another festival straight after this just to get through those dot points yes we do yes we do overtime

this is a good story this happened just before you came to Thailand you were on TV you filmed a new TV show this is a fuck story as well. Yeah, it is fuck to get a job, isn't it?

No, I was in the fucking audience. Well, kind of. So I was on I was on Deal or No. Is it? Deal or No. Deal or No. Okay. This is so weird.

I've said this so many times. You keep telling the story and you're like, so I was on Millionaire Hot Seat. It's like, you were holding a briefcase with $69 in there. That doesn't happen on Millionaire Hot Seat. Also, that show is off air for about five years, so it wasn't that show.

I don't watch TV, brother. I'm too busy smuggling drugs from Thailand, all right? But yeah, I was on... Deal or no deal. Deal or no deal. And so it was a... I don't know if I can give this it was a Is this Andrew O'Keefe era?

Yeah Because there's a lot in that There's a lot more in that suitcase I was on the Tom Gleeson episode there was like five or six comedians

in the audience Yeah Like a comedy special that's coming out soon It's a comedy special that's coming out and the thing is A bunch of comedians were different suitcases and you've got to come in you've got to do one joke the audience. Like a comedy special that's coming out soon. It's a comedy special that's coming out and the thing is...

A bunch of comedians were different suitcases. And you've got to come in, you've got to do one joke about Gleeson, then reveal your case. Would you like to hear the joke? I'd love that.

Here we go. Right. Exclusive. But it had to be Tom. Have you signed a contract? Because I reckon you're not meant to talk about this yet.

Shut up! Yeah, but he would have signed the contract, but he can't read, so he doesn't know what's in it. And he would have misspelled his name, so it's not valid. I could have signed thin air, I don't know. Fuck, I should check with my manager before this comes out. Dyslexia is so bad, I don't know what paper is. The shit that books are on, what's that?

So Gleeson's one is, I've got a story. I did a gig with him about five years ago and I was so excited to do a gig with Tom Gleeson because he's one of my fucking heroes. Love him. But I went to his house. He was going to give me a lift about two hours outside of Adelaide. And for no reason at all, his daughter's there and goes, oh, this is Brett Blake.

He's a comedian like me, but he makes a lot less money. But there was no audience, it was just me and his six-year-old daughter. I was like, cheers, Khan. And then we get into his car, which is a Volvo. I was like, Khan, it's the same tax bracket, trust me, right? And so that gag, i open up the suitcase and then there's a there's a i can see grant daniel flinching or some shit or andrew okay whoever it was and um he's like he's like oh sorry i've got a story about one of the comedians i was like oh

fuck it's definitely me um and there was a lady in the back and she's like she goes oh before i open my case i've got a story about a comedian so i matched with him on the back and she's like, she goes, oh, before I open my case, I've got a story about a comedian. So I matched with him on Tinder. And she didn't even work at a Carabay show, so I was confused. Carabay. It's all right. Did I fuck up that word?

Yes, you did. I thought he said caravan show, which makes a lot more sense. It's not caravan. It was a camper trailer i was living here i wasn't caravan but i wasn't 10 i'm in the middle right and uh i was like fuck this is definitely me she's like i matched with this guy on tinder and i tried to get him on to go to a date with me to a strip club and then i found out he was homeless and lived by the beach. So I decided to ghost him. And I was like, cool.

This still could be anyone. Yeah. And then she's like, and that comedian was Brett Blake. I was like, thanks, legend. This was on TV, on the filming of Deal or No Deal? This is on Deal or No Deal. And the producers are like, yeah, this is hilarious. And she goes, oh, well, I didn't realise he was famous. I was like, oh, yeah, we had your chance, sweetheart.

But anyway. And so you're like. I was going to build an annex on my trailer, but not now. You're like, this is really throwing me. Can I find a friend? They're like, Brett, for the last time. It's not fucking hot seat. Can we go 50-50 on who this is?

If this tends to rock and don't come a-knocking. Yeah. So the thing is, I didn't realise what Maxine's is, because I'm from Perth. And in Melbourne, she's like, oh, this chick kept trying to, oh, let's go to Maxine's, have a drink. Let's go to Maxine's, have a drink. I was like, oh, well, Maxine's must be like a cool pub.

Sounds like a cool bar. Cool bar. So I was like, fuck yeah, let's go. She's obsessed with Maxine's. I'm like, yeah, let's go to Maxine's, I guess. And I didn't realise that Maxine's was a strip club. And also, just say a strip club. Have a look at me.

I'm fucking Carmen. You know what I mean? I mean, nothing good in a giveaway. I mean, your date's name was Fantasia, but whatever. Did you notice before you got in the building? No, because... Okay, because you did not look up. Because Maxine's is, by the way, it's like four acres.

And on top of it, there's like a massive poster of Maxine in lingerie that's like four times the length of this room. Well... So he should have known. Well, but then cut to like the same night I'm getting in. Oh, mate, like, the same night I'm getting an... Oh, mate, it was the night after I'm getting an Uber home and I live down that way now. I'm out of the trailer park, by the way, so...

Thank you. But then I see the bright lights of Maxine's and I'm like, well, this is a funny conclusion to the story because I thought she might work there or something. She's trying to lure me to go to the show. I go to Maxine's by myself, off my head, and then I try to explain the story to one of the ladies who works there, and they all just blanked me like I was the craziest cunt alive.

Insane. No, they were right for doing that. Yes. And I was like, I don't know what I thought would be the ending. This is going to be a great ending. It's probably like what everyone says when they walk in. Oh, I didn't know it was a strip club. I just met this girl

on Deal or No Deal. But I told some lady the whole story and she's like, somehow you are the most mental fuck here. And again at this festival. Correct. I love comedy.

Can I go now? Should we get the buffalo soldier himself up here? Yeah, yeah, sure. Alright, one of you want to sub out? Who wants to?

I can go. I'm not going to lie, that gummy hit hard. No, and that's why you have to stay. I can't move. That's why you have to stay. You can't sub out. You've done the least out of everyone. You have to stay here.

Get fucked. I've got four kids that I know of. Give it up for Brett Blake. Brett Blake, everyone. That's Brett Blake. Hey, Brettie. Brettie, bring me back a beer. I will have one too. I'd also like one, Brett. That's Brett Blake. Hey, Brettie. Brettie, bring me back a beer. I will have one too.

I'd also like one, Brett. Someone bring beer. And they are currently doing it again. Mid-doing it again. Welcome into a little ad reminder in the middle here, guys. If you're enjoying this, we did film a lot of stuff. We paid our friend Sammy to fly over and do a lot of video content, extra bonus content.

There's stuff up there already. There is heaps more coming down the pipeline. This is a rare opportunity to see a bunch of video from us. And it's a lot of different sort of stuff and funny stuff and whatever. And it's definitely worth dipping your toe in the Patreon water. It's a rare opportunity to watch a video of us and then comment underneath being like, ha-ha, you guys look like nothing like what i expected that's cool um so we've got um bonus little you know doco sort of stuff about the festival uh our little travels also we're going to have video versions of these

live episodes as well if you're those sort of freaks that has to watch a podcast uh you're an absolute luckier um and yeah so it'd be great we've already outlaid a bunch of money to get fly this guy over here so it would be great to uh at least break even with all that sort of stuff and i think you'd really enjoy this content so get into it also it's a great way of saying thank you to the podcast for existing and and keeping the uh the grease on the wheels exactly as usual but also so we finished the festival we have merch it's not merch it's not festival specific merch it's just new merch of our uh we talked about we were pretending to be uh the company from before industries yep so we've got uh hats we've got shirts that's our new gear

um if you want to grab them they are i wouldn't say flying out the door but they're sauntering at the door yeah and the stubby holding out the door, but they're sauntering out the door. Yeah. And the stubby holders... Waddling out the door. Stubby holders are certainly flying out the door. Now, they're flying. They are flying. So if you want to grab any of them, we would love you to dip into the inventory and all that sort of stuff. Let's say what the stubby holders are. They're a parody, a spoof, you could say.

Yes. What if Mad Magazine made a stubby holder of the Chang beer bottle label? Yes. Except it's that plus all of our infamous, very funny quotes around the side of it as well. Get onto the socials. There's pictures and videos on the socials of all of this merch, so if you're in any doubt, get onto that and have a little look-see there.

And if you're in Sydney, you know what? Don't pay the postage. Just come along and buy this stuff at the show without the extra $10. Easy. And that's on, what's the date? July the 20th. And it's a very hospitable hour of 6.30 at night on a Saturday night. Oh, my God.

So you can still watch the show and then catch the second half of Hey Hey! on Saturday. Yep. Easy. Just in time for red faces. Yes. Yes. You can finish watching some bad people trying to do entertainment

and watch some more after that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Get on to all of that. LittleDumbDumbClub.com is where you can find all of that information. And now, on with the show. Oh, hang on. Please welcome back.

This is a bit presumptuous, but anyway. Sorry, there's other talent here. Please welcome to the stage Cameron James. Hello. Hello. Hello, everybody. Hello. Thank you.

Thanks for... It's been a pleasure to be part of this White Lives Matter event. It's been really nice. Nice few days. Also, I just wanted to say, my family also call me Knuckles Deep, but for a different reason. Right, right. I don't want to get into that on the air. Thank you. Thank you so much, Cameron James,

for being here. And of course, you don't go home empty-handed. Oh, yes. Oh, what's he got? Here we go. Thank you very much. Here is your wristband. Please put it on and never take it off. Okay. Alright, alright. Alright. wristband, please put it on and never take it off. Okay, alright, alright. I smoke

weed and cock. And cock. Wow. Thank you so much, guys. Can I just say, just shortly, the other night, we, after this wonderful seminar that we were a part of,

we all went back and we went to 7-Eleven and I was buying some water, which is... Every night he goes, he goes, I'm going to go and buy some water and then he comes out with a four pack of beer. But I was waiting and all I could see as I was waiting in the line was these two just giggling. And I was like, oh, what are they doing? They were just standing and reading those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What was your favourite? You had a really favourite one, didn't you? I've got some real favourites. Are we going to edit this out? Because you edit... Anyway... I know the one you're going to say, Harley, but I want to hear you say it.

Let's say it, and then I'll decide if I'm going to edit it out or not. Thank you. Oh, thank you, mate. It kills me so hard. Thank you, brother. Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, fuck. I'm going to sing it. Tell me, do you want that or that? Oh, yeah, let's swap. No, you want that. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. I don't know why it exists

and I don't know why I find it so funny, but since I've watched them giggling at all of these bands, there is a wristband you can get at every one that you look at that just says, suck my AIDS dick, and I don't know why. It's such a lot. There's so many in a row. This is the one that really got me.

So there's so many in a row. By the way, for anyone who's listening and doesn't know what the fuck we're talking about, they're these funny little bands. We're talking about diversity. Yeah fuck we're talking about, they're these funny little bands. We're talking about diversity. Yeah, we're talking about diversity. All right, so Sit On My Cunt. Up Bum No Baby.

Yeah. Classic. Never goes out of fashion. Always good. And then Dr. Dick after that. And then right underneath that is just New Zealand. The greatest insult of all. Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to edit that out. That's too rude. We can't have any rot like that on here. Update. The one Koh Samui inhabitant that listens to this show has not replied yet. Oh, no. No good.

So do you have a theory about this guy that he's not actually living here and he's just kind of fucking with you or does he legitimately live on the island yes he does do you know where he lives and should we go there and record him should we go there as a mob i'll i'll update the message i'll say say, it says, hey mate, what's going on tonight and what is your exact address? Send.

And send. Oh, of course. Oh, yeah, yeah, fuck, we should... Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, fuck, we should... Yes. Oh, yeah, the guy... Right, so... Shane. Shane.

Listener Shane. Listener of the show Shane. He went and got a tattoo of the From Before Industries logo. I mean, the length people will go to get out of buying a T-shirt with it on there. Yes! Oh, them. Yes! Oh, man. Yes! That's forever.

Oh, my God. Wow. That is... Shane, so you got that done, and did you buy a T-shirt? No. Fucking son of a bitch. He's got his own. Give it up for Shane, everyone.

He's got his own. Because, also, if you can see on his arm as he's walking off, he's also got everything is Rick near his elbow. Wow. Pardon? In English and Thai. Yeah, yeah. Unbelievable.

Well, since we have no Thai listeners, that would come in useful. And you won't let me say the R word. My God. We didn't say you couldn't be one. This guy is going to murder us. If me and Carl go missing tonight, that's the man to go ask him what he was doing. That's, fuck, that is such a prominent place too. I feel bad.

It's literally over his heart. And the best bit now is we just immediately stopped doing the bit. We never say from before again. Man, we've got to take a picture of it and send it to Pete Hellyer. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who it's all based on and which we've had so much fun with

and he seems absolutely nonplussed by it. Do you want to try and do it and get a live reaction from him on the episode? Someone's got to fucking reply to us

at some point. No, it's 11.30. It's 11.30 back home. It's probably not going to happen. Oh, he'll be up. We'll do it. Maybe we'll do it later. I mean,

I'm struggling to get a fucking message back from some cunt who lives 100 metres down the road In the same time zone Yeah Fuck

Nothing I mean maybe there's a reason he fled the country and lives in Never mind Maybe he's not It doesn't matter Maybe his laptop's still here

but he gone You know what I do like is if you have a tattoo you can't go in the water and Shane has been every time I've seen him he's been in the pool at this fucking joint. I think he got out, like he's gotten the tattoo on the last possible day.

Yes, he totally did. And I think he only got out of the pool for the very first time to get the tattoo. What's it like not being covered in piss? That pool, you all know, that pool is too warm. How's it been? How's the pool been for everyone? Is it anyone's first time in Thailand? Can I ask that question?

Yes. Excellent. What's the consensus? Round of applause. Was it good? You having a good time? It is great here. Has anyone had a not that great time?

It's so funny if Shane's like, oh, it's been average for me. I didn't really get the from before bit. I feel like I'm emerging into a bad time. That gummy is... That is hard shit, man. That is... I'm feeling it in my legs. There's a lot of tingling.

There's a lot happening. Whatever the fuck you guys have got to wrap this shit up, let's get it done. I... Really, it's get it done. It's coming on strong. You were giving me so much shit before, man. Look at you. Look at you, sinking into yourself. Who's talking?

Is that a joint? I'm having a joint. It's a joint. Did someone just throw a joint at you? That'll help. That'll help. That'll help. Oh, no. Are we out of smoking here?

Why did you just give me that? What's wrong with you people? I love you so much. Who's baked tonight? Who's on it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can I ask a question?

I feel like we've got to the stage in the festival. You know, first night, everyone's so excited. And at this point in the festival, I'm walking past people in the street and trying to get recognition, and you're just blanking me. All right, can we sub Holly out? This is fucked.

No, no, no, no. We've got to get our money's worth. Oh, no. We've got to get our money's worth. Oh, wow. That fits exactly in that pocket. It's a perfect pocket. Yeah. Look at that. Have you never put anything like that before?

Also, this big pocket is the same size as that fucking huge edible you just did. I'll tell you what, Danielle couldn't put her fist in that one. Hey, Carl, you know what I think would really get him right now? What? Do Liquid House. Oh, please. Sorry, Carl. It's okay.

You were saying. No, I don't think he was. No, I wasn't. I think, Harley, I think you were saying, actually. What was the last thing you said you remember? Who knows? Speaking of, you were saying running into people in the street who've been here. The other night after we did our live talking dum-dum,

we riffed with the man who just gave Harley that edible. Yes. Adam, he's got one arm and we riffed about that. Oh, you're a man. How bad are you? Can you see two arms on that guy at the moment? Way more than that. He's looking like Vish guy at the moment? Way more than that. He's looking like Vishnu at the moment to you.

Are we in India? This is amazing. You're like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive. You've been fucked over by the one-armed man. Oh, yes. But I ran into him in the street after we'd done that talking dum-dum and I was like, oh, sorry, hey, I hope that was alright, man. I hope you took it in the spirit that it was intended. And he goes, oh, mate, I loved it.

Before this, one of the best nights of my life was meeting Will Anderson and now it's this. Being roasted on talking dum-dum. What a sad life. Anyway. Good on you. Steve kills a climb. Sorry, I'm going to chat.

Fuck, I wish you were non-verbal now. This is the best. He's on his way. I'm about to be. He's on his way. I can see the decline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right.

So are we doing... Given what state Harley's in, what would be better for him? Abhishek or Rad Dad? Oh, both at the same time. Are we doing it? Which one? Should we do Abishek again or should we go Rad Dad? Let's get Abishek off him.

Yes. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Before we vote, before we vote, can someone please tell me who Abishek is? I love that you know who Raddad is, though. Harley, he's the guy you've been calling boy all weekend. I'm leaving that in. That's staying in.

You're leaving that in! The one you keep asking to bring you drinks. Alright, vote. Abishek? Oh, come on. No, we've got to do Abishek. Well, if they don't want it. Rad Dad?

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Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah See, D-A-N-I-E-L-L-E, that's you. Oh, great, so I don't have to do any of this shit? No, the bit with your name, you have to do. Okay?

Not now, wait till it's your turn. Okay, great. Oh, fuck. No, I was just checking because it took me a while to scroll to that. Be quick, guys. We also, Abhishek and Brekkie are in this, aren't they? Yes. Yeah, so guys, get up here for your...

Welcome to the stage, Brett Blake and Abhishek Mishra. Yeah. Yeah, so guys, get up here for yours. Welcome to the stage, Brett Blake and Abhishek Mishra. Brekkie. Brekkie as well. Where's Brekkie? Where's Brekkie gone?

We need Brekkie. Brekkie! Brekkie! Breakfast Blake, please. Oh, sorry. It's probably... By the time he gets here, he's going to be Brunchy Blake. Fucking dessert Blake. Oh sorry it's probably Fucking hell by the time he gets here he's going to be brunchy Blake Fucking Dessert Blake Look it's supper cunt Cat and a dog, now see me be a rat in your catalogue. Yeah.

Word to your mother. Hello, I love waiting for this to start. Yeah. He's the raddest dad in town. Rad, right? Woo! Okay, okay, Jenny. Here we are in Costa Moya, the corporate retreat for From Before Industries,

a new company that I work for just for this episode, probably. From Before Industries, Rad Dad? That sounds amazing. I'd love to buy a T-shirt that has that logo on it. I hope there's some left and they haven't sold too many of them. You're in luck, Jenny. They've just outsold another T-shirt here for a company called I Got My Land, which means they're nearly in double figures. From before industries.

So I had to look up this company, Rad Dad. The company works in recycling and waste management. So this seems like an overseas corporate retreat for a bunch of sad fucks who are really into reusing the same shit over and over. Did somebody say duck sandwich? From before. From sandwich? From before. From before. I'm not here yet.

I can't wait for the timing of your bit. You better get there quick because I'm about to fall over. It looks like the corporate retreat is just about to start. Here comes the first speaker. Oh, looks like he's here to lecture us on the dangers of is just about to start. Here comes the first speaker. Oh, it looks like he's here to lecture us on the dangers of doing drugs before you start work. I saw him perform the other night and let me say, describing him as a speaker is a bit of a stretch. Interesting.

Hi, everyone. All right, I'm reading ahead now. this is good I'm here for you mate Hi everyone, many of you might know me as anti-drug campaigner Cameron James What you might not know is that I used to go by the name Cameron Bone From before That's right, I used to be ashamed of my real name, not true But now I want everyone far and wide to know the truth That's right, I used to be ashamed of my real name. Not true. But now I want everyone far and wide to know the truth.

From the cobbled laneways of Melbourne to the beaches of Koh Samui, my real name is Cameron Bone. And who here has weed? Wow, can you believe this guy? He changed his name. What a fucking loser. I mean, as a monotone used to say, Mamma Mia.

I think Carl wrote that line. Carl wrote that line. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Author, author. Great speech, Mr Bone. I understand you're from Newcastle. Have you ever met the speaker of our generation, Daniel Johns?

This is fucked. This is not good. Okay. Out of all the things we've said, this is what you have a problem with. Look, Daniel Johns is genuinely one of the voices of our generation. And I feel like, I don't stand by any of this. Okay. Not only have I met him,

I've sucked him off. Let me repeat. My name is Cameron Bone. And I've sucked and fucked Daniel Johns from Silverchair. Not true. Most of this... Oh, it goes on.

It goes on. This is way better than Overshack. Most of the songs on Frog Stomp was written about the three lads from Newcastle having their wicked ways with my arsehole. Alright, for a start, they were 14 at the time and I would have been 6.

God on you for admitting it. Carl, look, we've found the perfect audience for Rad Dad. All you have to have done is eat nine edibles in three hours. I feel like I've done an edible now.

This is great. There's one more line in my bit. Where is my ganja? Oh, that's some good shit. He forgot the line where one of the songs named about him

having the wicked, wicked ways to do his arsehole is Pure Massacre. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, you're right, you're right. And they're going to fuck me again tomorrow. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's one of the best. There we go, I love that. Oh, yeah, yeah.

All right, all right, calm down, Snoop Mooney. I'll find you some weed later. All I can get you at the moment is this Thai fake heroin from this ball block over here. I think he's calling it narrowin'. From before. Here comes the next speaker. He's got a big suitcase with wheels on it,

but he's carrying it into the venue for some reason. Let me just read the name tag that he's written on his shirt. Oh cool, looks like his name is Bert Bork. Nah, it's actually Daniel Johns. See, I riffed and it was funnier than this. Anyhow. That's

Brett Blake, you little fucking shit. Whoa, calm down Bert, I'm just a little girl. Fuck this. So sorry, that was old Bert talking You fucked my name again, didn't you? Wait, wait, I mean the old Bert I'm the new Bert Fuck

Here if you need me, mate Brother, I don't think you can help I mean the new Brett, fuck. Oh, yeah, there's someone else's line there. I miss the old Bert. Fuck, that's it. No wedding speeches for anyone! Wow, I hate this new Bert.

Okay, I'm back to the old Bert. I mean, the old Brett. Oh, fuck this. Oh, fuck this. It's great they scripted that. Well, if it was written this after late dinner and Mr. Crab and Three Valium should definitely kill themselves. Alright, I think the edibles I bought down the street

are kicking in because I'm hallucinating. I think I can see a woman in this mix of these sweaty nerds. And I think she's sucking off a sea urchin. Nice try, Jenny. But incorrect, you dumb little bitch. Love the girl power, guys. A sea urchin doesn't actually have a penis. Actually, a sea urchin is mostly made up of testes and ovaries.

So what I was doing was actually having a threesome with just one sea urchin is mostly made up of testes and ovaries, so what I was doing was actually having a threesome with just one sea urchin. Nice try. That's good. Wow, that reminds me of a wild night in Newcastle when I was licking Daniel Johns' testicles next to a lightbulb. It was a real neon ballroom. My name is Cameron...

Imagine being gay. My name is Cameron... Imagine being gay. My name is Cameron Bone. Thank you. No. Read the line. It's fine, it's fine. He's got actor's intuition. Fucking hell, guys.

Go, Jenny. Alright, folks, there's just one more speaker left and then we can all get out of here and do what we flew 10 hours to Koh Samui for. Drink $15 beers and watch Australian football in an Irish bar. You've heard about not smoking weed before work. I'm here for a presentation about smoking heaps of weed before work. Hello, everyone.

My name is Bob Harley. That's good shit. Mate, you knocked that out of the park. Well done. Thank you. I better be getting paid heaps for this corporate, by the way. Oh, you are. Heaps.

From the bank. This has been the best day of my life. How much? About 300 litres. Sick! Cam. Oh, God. Do you have a special batch in that bank

produced in Newcastle by someone like the lead singer of the best band the Lower Hunter region has ever produced? No, it's not the type of bank you're thinking of. That's disappointing. It reminds me of when I was in Newcastle going down on Daniel Johns. He's just been through...

Don't stand by any of this. He's been through so much in his life. We're hearing about it. Anyway, I hope... Sorry, I'll continue. I're hearing about it. Anyway, I hope, sorry, I'll continue. I'm just,

anyway. Oh yeah, so going down on Daniel Johns. It truly was the greatest view? Is that what it's

supposed to be? The greatest thing. I mean, the song is the greatest view, but the greatest thing is what you've written. Oh,

I fucked it. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, so fact check. You got that one wrong, mate. Come on, bring it home. Oh, okay, so this is from Tomorrow. You're doing a parody of Tomorrow here. Okay.

The cum in his dick is very hard to drink. Very hard to drink. Oh, Cameron Bone from before. From before. Harley just went to talk into his beer. That's the thing I'll remember this Coast to Moody podcast festival for. Cam sucking off Daniel Johns.

Actually can't even talk about it. Alright, we've now got two non-verbal guests up here so I think it's time to wrap this episode up. And this festival. And the festival. Thanks everyone for coming down.

Thanks to the State Resort at Coastal Newy for hosting us. Big round of applause for all our guests Brett Blake Abhishek Mishra Cameron James Delia Walker Harley Breen

Thank you very much for listening and we'll see you next time See you mate Pop and come See you Costa Mui And they've done it again. They have done it again. That's it. The creatures of habit.

Bar and band room. Bar and band room. Bar and band room. It's not a band and bar room. Band and bar room. Present the Coastal Moon International Podcast Festival. Let's close the doors. We're all done.

Yep. We're back home. We're recording this live from chilly Melbourne. Yep. Not from chilly, but from chilly Melbourne. Not from chilly's restaurant? No, not from chilly's restaurant. No, that would have been cool.

No, we're back home. Back in. How did you feel, Tommy? Back in the room. Getting off the plane at Tullamarine Airport. How did you cop walking at five or six degrees? They've done it again. Oh, great.

Awesome. Great. I didn't sleep on the flight at all. Oh, sorry. Lex done it again. Oh, no. Lex kicked a big one. Yeah, yeah.

Didn't sleep on the plane at all. Oh, yuck. Had to go pick up my car. Windscreen was covered in frost. Had to sit there for like five minutes waiting for the ice to thaw off my windshield. Yeah. And got into an argument on the drive. The car was freezing.

I know you had a similar thing to this recently. Fiance wanted the heater up and I said, I did not sleep on that flight. And if the heat is on in this car, I am going to pass out and we will die. Yes. Yes. Fuck. No sleep. No sleep.

No sleep. Had to get home and then go straight to record filthy casuals. What do you think of this? Flight back. Pretty empty flight. First international flight i've been on in a while that was like significantly empty haven't had one of them so we had a road to ourselves window you still didn't get sleep no so i was in the i was sitting in the

aisle my fiance had gone i'm not i'm just not gonna sleep on the plane i'm just not even gonna try like if i get if i really feel it but i'm not gonna like you know the plane. I'm just not even going to try. Like if I really feel it, but I'm not going to like, you know. But I'm like desperate to get some in because I had to go straight to do something when I landed. So I'm there in the aisle seat and I really, I can only sleep if I've got that little window bit to lean against. So I'm saying to her, can we swap? She's like, nah.

Just dug her heels in and would not swap with me. That's bad. I'm like, you're not even trying to sleep. You're sitting there watching fucking Bridgerton. Yeah. You can do that here. That's bad. I can't sleep.

I've tried to sleep here. It's just not happening. You can't sleep there. Because that little bit in having the seat next to me empty, that was just like, that was almost more annoying. Yes. Because it's like, I can't quite lie all the way down because now my legs are in the aisle that's terrible yeah so uh no assistance no no chemical assistance no uh i had well you're not allowed to i'm not allowed valium but i took i took the stuff i normally take for my sleep and

i took a i got some melatonin over there right um but yeah but again it's like you talked about when you came back recently um you have that thing where you start to feel that stuff working and then you just you miss that window yeah and then you're so and also just in your head going i need this sleep tomorrow is going to be fucked and then you're just in a spiral over that and then that's like just spinning you out and working you up and keeping you awake even more yuck it was not my fat i don't think i can do i can't do the overnight again this was it this really because you can't kind of go i get like a bit of an extra day there there's no way of coming back from asia without an overnighter you can't actually do it really yeah there's no way of doing it there's no flights really yep there's none in the morning you can't do it. There's no flights. Really? Yep. There's none in the morning? You can't do it. Yeah, it's weird.

Yeah. All right. Well, that changes that. Yeah, you're going to have to get a train. We paid to go into one of the lounges in Bangkok airport. So did we, yeah. And we went in. There's no toilet in there.

I think you have gone to a bad one. We went to the only one we could go to. Because we tried to pay to go into the one for our airline that we were on. Yes. And they were like, no, you need to be like a whatever member. Yes. But there's this one that you can just pay to go into wherever. And we did that.

And there's no bathroom in there. You've made an accidental mistake. Because I have three of them. And we went into the same one, the Miracle Lounge. That's the one you can go into without any affiliation yeah yeah um you would have gone into one there's three of them and they range from no good to not to pretty good right and so you went you've gone to a no good one because the one we went into had a shower oh okay yeah Well, we also just went to whatever one was near our gate. Yes.

Because the airport's so fucking big. Yeah. We had to like go. I know exactly what you did. I know the one that you went into is the one that Milan had a shouting match with a year ago or two years ago when we went over to celebrate Kappa not having cancer. Yeah. And he insisted that he had the right to go in there

with his points and everything. And they went, and they said no. And then, we probably covered this at the time, but he then had a big argument, called them for everything. And then we found out the official ruling was they don't have to let you in, but they can let you in if they personally would like to. I'm like, well, you've ruled that out by fucking screaming at them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this one we were in. But it's very small, that one. Yeah, it's small. And, like, whatever. We didn't have a ton of time to kill. We were like, just be a nice novelty, get some food, get a drink. I'd bought, you know, I had stuff to, like, change into for the flight.

Yes. And you're just there and you're like, I mean, whatever. All the rest of it, the quality of the food is fine. I'm not precious about that. But surely to God, a bathroom. When you're paying to go in there, there's got to be a bathroom. If you're serving me food and drink, it's pretty absurd to not have a toilet in there. We found that out last summer.

So we had the cheat code. So we went to go in there. I went to go in there with Brett Blake, and then he went, great. And I went, no, no, no. Because here's the thing. He goes to go in there, and I go, no, you should have learned the lesson from last time, because Blakey was with us this last time with Milan. But he has no memory of it, because that was the time he smuggled edibles in his mouth

and then was off his fucking guts and didn't know what the fuck he was doing. And so I went, no, we learned this this last time we didn't go into that one we you have to walk about 10 minutes and you find a a lounge that's possibly 10 times bigger yeah okay i don't know if you had to do this but we we landed from kosamui had to walk all the way to like the other end of the airport to do the transfer ticket counter thing. Yep. And then you're like, okay, well, where's the gate? And it's like basically back where we'd just come from. So I think by that point we'd done 40 minutes of just walking around the fucking airport.

So we're like, you know what? This lounge is the one closest to the gate. Let's just fucking go here. We're running out of time. I think it's a bit of three bears. I think there's the one that you went into is the smallest one. Then a little bit down the road, there's a medium one. one then a little bit down the road there's a medium one and then a lot down the road this is this fucking huge one yeah okay right um did you transfer or did you just check out of the

airport and come back in again no we had to go to a canada for some reason to like get a new boarding pass and oh yeah because you would have checked oh you would have bought the whole sort of like melbourne and coast of millie flight rather than separate flights yeah yeah but also because we booked separately we went to the counter just to make sure we were like sitting near each other which then ended up being of actual detriment to me if anything yeah well i i uh i double dropped i had um two different type of Valiums. And one, I think, weaker one, and one absolutely double-rind legs of a horse

kicked to the head one. Yeah. And was out the entire fucking time. And half of the next day was one of those ones where I'm walking around going, what the fuck? I mean, the brutal thing about that Bangkok flight is like, you know, so going overnight and you go, okay, well, I'll try and sleep on this. But the flight is eight hours, which is like just basically what you need for sleep.

Yeah. But you can't be asleep for the entire, like they wake you up as you're coming in. Yeah. So you kind of go, best I'm'm gonna get is six hours of sitting up sleep yeah which is like coming back from japan is like 10 hours so you've kind of got that buffer of like we take off i'll fuck around for a bit and then i'll try and go to sleep but eight is like i don't know well i i i've learned over time i'll i'll drop one in before i get on the plane yeah and then as i'm walking down the aisle i'll take a second one yeah by the time i sit down honestly i reckon i was out the aisle yeah going wolf of wall street

style yeah crawling along the floor yeah honestly by the time i sit in the chair i reckon i was conscious for about five minutes i saw a good there was a lady near me who had the whole middle bit to herself and so she's lying down tray table down down, laptop on the tray table, but she'd like turned it 90 degrees. So it was sitting on its side. Right. So she's like, because she's lying on her side, so she's like looking at it the right way. But it's just bizarre seeing a laptop like kind of, you know,

propped over on its side. Yeah. So she can see it properly. Yeah. But, hey, thanks to everyone who went to the, to the Creatures of Habit, uh, bar and band room, Coastal Moon International Podcast Festival. So we had an entire sold out resort, which is fucking insane. What?

Just a crazy idea yet again. Um, possibly the best one ever. I thought the shows maybe were the best ones ever. Shows were good. Shows were the best ones. Shows were red hot. I reckon. So thank you everyone who makes that crazy leap of faith to go,

hey, we'll go to this fucking insane thing. Especially because I kind of thought, I don't know about you, Tommy, but I thought, oh, we'll probably get, it'll probably be three quarters of the people that have been before. But it was the opposite. Three quarters of people that have never been before. Yeah. Well, yeah.

I mean, I guess it being like five years in between uh events is like is a long time so a lot of people that were yeah not able to come previously or maybe only just started listening to the show yeah in that interim i know there were a lot of them i spoke to a lot of people who started listening during covid yeah right um who you know didn't even know it existed the last time we did it yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. It's just a great, very positive surprise because I was like, well, who else would be crazy enough to come apart from those weird people from five years ago?

Yeah. But it wasn't them. It was a bunch of new people who, like you said, have found out about it since then or had missed out five, six, seven years ago. People who still listen who came to the others and heard this be promoted and went, no thanks. Yeah. Those are the people I want to hear from.

Well, as I talked about on this show, the guy that lives there that's missed out on all four that lives in Koh Samui. Oh, yeah. Did he write back to you? Yeah, a day later. I reckon he honestly checked the dates and went, okay, they can't get me now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The festival's over. Then he responds and went, oh, yeah can't get me now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The festival's over. Then he responds, oh, yeah, the curse has happened again. I was a bit crook. I'm only just coming out of it now. I'm like, okay, well, you were online all day yesterday when I was messaging you, but okay, all right. I guess it is a bit like, hey, you're living here in Koh Samui. Do you want to walk down the road and be with a room full of Australians,

watching Australians do comedy? It's like, yeah, that's why I moved. Well, he still listens to it. I'm trying to get away from this kind of shit. He still listens to it. But he can listen to it while he's riding a motorbike around the island. Yeah, but the people that move over there, if you've ever met an expat in Asia, I'll tell you what they're not doing, assimilating.

They're finding the part of whatever part of Asia they're in that's called fucking Britain Town or whatever. They're the ones going to the Shakespeare pub for fucking corned beef every Sunday. They'll assimilate in terms of who they're dating and that's about as far as it goes. That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the extent of it. That's it. So, yeah, great work. The Stay Resort in Chiang were our hosts and were wonderful.

Mm-hmm. Helped us out in every way. Great people. And if you're staying there, if you're ever wanting to go to Koh Samui from now on in, they're absolutely worth a look. They're in a great location for the street. They're on the beach, all that sort of stuff. And they're wonderful to deal with and they helped us tremendously. Did you have a little word on the way out just like, by the way, this was a podcast

the whole time? We should have done that. Yeah, we should have. We should have a little word on the way out just like, by the way, this was a podcast the whole time? We should have done that. Yeah, I should have. We should have filmed ourselves. Gotcha. At the very last minute. Gotcha. 11.59 p.m. on the final night, we swing past reception.

Yeah. And they'd be like, what? Suck shit, you idiots. We tricked you. And they're like, hang on, what? We're usually at 30% capacity. We're at 100 and you drank our bar dry several times in the last week and you didn't even take a friday or saturday off as it was

sunday to thursday yeah yeah good all the fucking quiet times of the week we walk past resorts on the beach next door there's no one no one next door there's no one in all these places they would chock a block so yeah they they really felt hard done by yeah with the little trick there i forgot to get one of those little bananas. Oh yeah. For some reason, their logo is a little banana. Yes. And you can buy like a little cushion in that shape.

And they had great little... And little hats as well. Yeah, they had great banana bean bags as well. Well, there's no way to ever get one again. I'll get you one next week when I'm there. Yeah, cool. Great. Yep. So yeah, we were blessed with great weather, all that sort of stuff.

Me and Brett Blake and I and my friend Tony, we went on to Copenhagen afterwards. And that was great. That was great as a nice little relax. But that was a lot of days of drinking in a row yeah and there was one point where i said to the other boys i can't do this anymore i can't do it i have to have a day off yeah and they're like okay yeah they're like yeah you're right we have to have a day off this is this is out of control and then we went to a restaurant and it wasn't open yet but there was a bar across the road.

And so they went, let's sit there and wait for the restaurant to open. And so the first beer was 11.30 a.m. That wasn't me. That was the other boys. And then I was cajoled into having two drinks that day. That was it, which I thought was a pretty good effort. And the next day I was like, genuinely, that's really sorted me out. I feel bad that I've had two on a day where I've said I was going to have none,

but I feel so much better. I'm so rebooted. And one of the others was like, man, me too. Like, isn't it great to have a day off? And I went, I counted, you had 14 drinks yesterday. Yeah, but when you start at 11.30 a.m. and you're out late, that's actually on average not that many. It's only one an hour, which is not that bad.

But yeah, I mean, I kept doing that too. Like, okay, tomorrow I'm just going to have a completely clear day. And then you just get to lunch and it's hot. And you're like, yeah, why not? One beer with lunch. That's not going to hurt me. I'll tell you what fucked me. When I went to Japan, normally, like if you travel with people

and you're like in a group for the whole thing, you're all sort of in sync. So you kind of of if you're away with people for like two weeks you have your point six days in where someone goes I'm gonna have an alcohol-free day tomorrow on this trip and you you all sort of fall in line and go good idea let's all do it but when I went to Japan I was like with different people the whole time so I kept like I would I would link up with someone after they just had their tries like i would go hard with my friends the one night that i was like leaving the next day then i would catch up with someone the next day who's just had a quiet time for four days and they're ready to go so i was just like bouncing back and forth between people the

whole trip and just like never getting it just never in sync with anyone. Yep. That's what happened. So Tony, when Tony, so Tony, you heard from him in the main episode, Tony from Avalanche, he come over for a little bit of a, one day of the festival and then basically the kick-ons afterwards in Copenhagen. He, when he arrived, that was the point where I'd been in Thailand for seven days and I think I should wind this down a little bit. And then he's like, I'm here.

It's my first day. Let's go crazy, I'm here. It's my first day. Let's go crazy. I'm here. It's my second day. Let's go crazy. I was like, oh, my God. So then, yeah, it got that second wave of momentum. And it was, yeah, it was like, I can't let my friend down.

He's flying all the way here. Yeah, exactly. So, but anyway, it was great. It was, Copien was very good. Yeah, we had great times. We went to a sort of a famous place over there called Zen Beach, which a lot of hippies and stuff go there at sunset. And they've got beats there.

They got DJs there. They got whatever there. And there's a lot of people playing fucking saxophone and doing handstands and doing yoga and doing a lot of fire twirling and and juggling, and all this fucking bullshit. But the view on the beach is so cool. You still look at all that dumb ass shit and go, this is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how good this is.

Yeah. You can put jugglers next to me, and I'm still having a good time. Well, I mean, the saxophonist is going like, this beach, there's fucking podcasters over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's all sorts of freaks hanging out here. Yeah, there goes the neighbourhood. Yeah, yeah.

No, it was great. It was great. We had copped a couple of... Because, you know, where we are in Koh Samui, we're on the east beach, so you don't get a sunset. So we went over on the west side of Koh Phangan and we copped a couple of insane sunsets. Yeah, we moved where we were and we were copping some rippers.

Great. Those last three nights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe do we not do the Patreon raid this week? Do we just decompress the festival? Is this what we're doing? Or should we do the- I've got some stuff that I was going to save for an actual episode.

Save for an episode. Save for an episode. Yeah, I don't mind. Up to you. I mean- How long have we been going already? If you're asking me if I want to read names or not, the answer is always no. Well, we've got to figure out whether we've got...

Even when they end up being a fun read, going into it, I'm never like, oh, yay, the fun bit of the week, having to riff about John Smith. Yes. Hey, you wish we had something as good as that this week. Oh, boy. That would be good. Well, this is the fine juggling act of like, and you would be the same. What goes to Talking Dum Dum and what goes to the main episode?

What's sort of great enough to be in the main episode and what is just some details that should be put into the canon somewhere? Yeah. Into the sub-canon, into the B-sides canon. Well, I think it depends about how much stuff you just have in the tank in general. Yeah. If you've got plenty, if you've got a real heater, then it's like, okay, I can save these little trivial things can go into talking dum-dum.

Yeah, yeah. But if nothing big's happened, it's like, well. Yeah. Well, we could talk about, well, what's the call? Are we doing names or not? Well, you're the one looking at the caliber of name that we have to deal with. I'm not facing the unplanned title alternator. Yeah, yeah.

How long have we been going for? This has been 22 minutes. You know what? Let's do a 30, 40-minute one. Let's not do names this week. What do you think? Sure. Mix things up.

Yeah. This is all right. Yep. What about... Are you just going to delete those names and do fresh ones next week? Of course. And then if people come at you, hey, you never read me out. If you go back and listen to Ep 717 or whatever it is,

you were one of the ones that we were going to read out and turfed. That's it. So you actually, in your absence, contributed to a better edition of Talking Dumb Dumb. Yes, that's what happened. We, what happened on the tail end? So we had one more night in Koh Samui after the festival. Yep.

And I decided to treat myself and Brett Blake. And we went and stayed in like a private villa, two-story villa with a pool, just real crazy splurge. Yep. Something that I have not told my wife about yet. Yep. You've never done that for her. Yeah.

Yep. I did not show her pictures of this. Yep. Yep. So anyway, your move, dobbers of the internet. Ah, yes. Finally, listening to Talking Dumb Dumb pays off. Yes.

Something I can dob about. Yes. So we went there and it was just that really cool thing where it was like, right, we finished the festival, we'd pack up all of our stuff in the morning. Everyone, you know, it's that the circus is rolling out of town. Yep. We go over to the resort. We look at all the people checking out of the stay i don't have any extra baggage you don't have any room in your suitcase i'm

allocating merch out to anyone i've ever met before yeah bring back to melbourne yeah there's 100 shirts going back smuggled back in five different suitcases across the festival yep all this stuff yep um i'm like right so that's all sorted finally tony's like okay i'll take the last 27 hats in my backpack no hell no problem yep uh where um i'm like i'm sticking them down my pants etc um then we go right remember to charge extra for those ones yeah yeah yeah so then well they were down the front side, so absolutely. So then we go to dinner. We find this place that I've – I go old school. I find a restaurant that I found on the In-Flight magazine.

Now, I actually read the same In-Flight magazine on the way back. Oh, yes. Saw a few places that looked good, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I found this place that looked awesome that I'd never been to, which I'd always heard was really great. So we go down there. That's great. We have a great meal there. We're like, yeah. Well, I found this place that looked awesome that I'd never been to, which I'd always heard was really great. So we go down there. That's great.

We have a great meal there. We're like, awesome. Then we go to this crazy resort place that we're staying at, and we're recharged again. We're like, this is insane. We're in this place. This is our – you know that thing where you go to somewhere that's too good and you get excited and you're like, can't believe this is our place.

This is fucking insane. This is great. And everyone's running around going, oh. But it's cost so much money yeah that i'm like can we please stay here as long as we can that's it isn't it you gotta yeah i mean the other thing too is like you you know you have that like first night off from the shows and you're like oh finally i can relax and just enjoy having a bit of a drink and it's like well i've been doing that every day anyway yes this really doesn't make any difference. So we went to Jungle Club, which was kind of perfect because you're sort of forced to

just be there. You can't go out. So that's a great idea in that Jungle Club, where you're staying, is on the top of a very big hill slash mountain. Yeah. And if you get bored there, there's no option. You can't walk next door. There's nowhere else to go.

I mean, you can get a cab and go. But I'd said to the others when we were booking it in, I was like, let's do this. We'll have done a week or so in Chiwang. It'll be like a nice unwind after all those shows and stuff. And what's cool is you get up there and there's no temptation. The temptation's removed to just go down the street or whatever. It'll be a good place to just – it'll force us to rest because we just like have to be there yeah and yeah it was great yeah well we

should have done that or something like that maybe in hindsight because we paid all i paid all this money for this villa and we're there for a couple of hours and then it just turns into of course like so what else is going on yeah the other boys are like yeah so let's go out let's let's do something else let's because you know that you do have to go out at some point to get dinner, which very quickly turns – You don't have to. Well, you're room service. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Yeah. You know what I'd like to do once? The private chef. Just once. Yeah. That seems like the cool move. Yes. I agree.

Blakey talks about doing that in Bali and whatever. That does sound good. But, yeah, it turned into – we've got this so expensive fucking villa. We're there for about two hours going, how good is this? A couple of beers in the pool. We can do whatever we want. There's two stories. I'm just like randomly running up and down the fucking stories just because I can.

And then it's like, okay, well, let's go and have a drink at the hotel bar instead. It's like, can't we just do this? Like, oh, but they've got a pool up there. So do we. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then it turns into that. Then it turns into, oh, there's beach bars. Oh, why don't we go down to the beach bars?

Okay. And then it turns into, all right, well, why don't we go into a normal bar? It's not on the beach. Okay. Then it turns into, let's get dinner at this other, okay, let's go to other bars. We end up fucking walking around until like one in the morning or something. We spent a total of about two hours in this fucking villa. Yeah.

It was a crazy use of money given the amount of time we'd spent there. Yeah, yeah. We got home pissed enough. I couldn't figure out the air conditioning. I had the worst night fucking sleep. Yeah, great. Horrific. Great.

We had the- Tony stayed next door in a $40 a night hostel. He said, had a great sleep. Cheers. We got the rooms at Jungle Club that have their own, the little private pool. Oh, a little plunge pool. Yeah, me and Lauren and then our friends Anna and Kate.

And so they put us into the – because they're like a kind of two-story villa thing. They're like their own private rooms but they're like a kind of two-story villa thing. Yeah. They're like their own private rooms, but they're like linked together. Right. So they gave us like the one block that was us upstairs and them downstairs. Yeah. And we spent – yeah, we had lunch and then we just sat in like our upstairs private pool like on our little balcony for like three hours.

Right. Which like anytime you go on a trip with friends, that period from like four until seven, that's always like my favorite part of the day where you're just like, hey, why don't you come around to our room? We'll have a couple of drinks. We'll just go get dinner whenever. We'll just kind of sit here and chill that really loose vibe of just like cracking a couple of cans from 7-Eleven

and just like listening to music and talking shit and being in the pool or whatever. And like we obviously hadn't been able to do that for the week because I was running up to set up the shows every day so it was like just that two hours of just like sitting in the just sitting around gas bagging and listening to music I was like oh this is the fucking best well this is the dream it is it is the thing that people forget or we forget maybe sometimes you go you're going over there for this festival. It's like, yeah, you're going over to this thing. But it's like, yeah, we do have a show to do.

It's not like you're walking on stage going, well, this is the first time I've thought about it all day. It is sitting in your guts and you are making plans and all that sort of stuff. So it is good to go, right, here's a day I don't have to think about anything except for how much of this shit I'm going to pour down my gullet. Well, yeah, the luxury of being able to just forget what time it is. Yes. Like I was from about, yeah, having lunch and then just like got a keen eye on the clock of like I got to shower, get changed, pack everything up, walk down there, you know, all that kind of stuff.

And so obviously you had dinner at Jungle Club, which I think is a very underrated part of Jungle Club up there because it's such a great view and a vibe and all that sort of stuff. But every time I've eaten there, I've gone, this is fucking great. No. I just ordered wrong. No, it was good. I just, as it, it was like, I don't know.

You know, sometimes you look at something written out and you're like, yeah, I want that. And then it turns up, and even though it's exactly what it said it was going to be, you're like, I actually didn't want this. Right. What did you get? What was it?

It was just like a stir-fried noodley thing that was like good but just like, yeah, real kind of basic. Right. Like it was fine. It was good. It was just more that as it turned up I was like, yeah, this isn't what I felt like. But I did have – I had a pasta for lunch there that was great.

Okay. Well, that's a shame to have one bad one because I'm always like so stressed about those trips where I'm like every meal has to fucking count. Yeah. I want every meal to be a banger, every meal. And I think Koh Samui, Koh Phangan, I would say every meal, I was not let down once. Right.

There was absolute crazy bangers in there, and then there was very good and good stuff and nothing bad. I had one day in Bangkok before the trip, which I had nothing but clangers, and I kept trying. I must have had four meals. Getting bad food. I can't get another bad one. I've got to fix this.

I've got to make it right. I've got to reset it. And they were all terrible. They were all fucking shit. So it was good to go over there and um have fucking great stuff we had a great night on the beach one night in kopanyang where we watched the sunset and then they out our resort and resorts a loose word because it's like fucking 40 50 bucks a night there yeah pretty simple stuff but they did a band on the beach whenever they say a band they mean one person with a guitar yeah but this band had like fucking five members it's like this is awesome and then they did a barbecue on the beach uh of what they caught that day uh of whole fishes and it was like this is the

best this is the fucking best i had um i i don't know i don't know if this is gonna turn into anything more but um so we talked on the first live episode about you being on the same flight as Michelle Monaghan. Yes. And so – Is that a no? Yeah. And so the White Lotus was currently filming there while we were there.

I tried to – I had someone I actually know a little bit was over there while we were there right and i told them that the white lotus was filming they tried to go to the four seasons and were told private event can't come in four seasons is where they film all the seasons yep and so it has like uh it's got like a bar and a restaurant like everywhere does that you can just go to even if you're not staying there yeah so they tried to get in they were told private event and then we were like all right well let's you know let's try and let's look into going there one day and just see if there's like you know see how we go so i called up and was like hey is the bar open today and they're like no it's no not open today it's open tomorrow though oh like oh so then i was

like is today the last day of filming yeah maybe and then they're like you know maybe they're like everything's closed down they'll have like and then i got really excited i was like well maybe they'll be out somewhere having like a having a wrap drinks or whatever oh yeah and so then like the next day i saw a bunch of the cast had posted photos of of them just like out somewhere having like having had a, you know, dinner and a drink and everything. And I just I mean, it was just truly my dream to see someone from that show. Like I'm a huge fan of Walton Goggins who's in this season. And he it was Father's Day in America while we were over there.

It was Father's Day in America while we were over there, and he posted a thing saying like, oh, being a father has been one of the great, you know, honours and pleasures of my life. And I'd had a few beers and I commented, happy Father's Day, Walton, just in this dumb way of being like, you know, just so acutely aware that I'm like, I'm within like a 15-minute drive of this guy. Like, I'm in the same, like, postcode as him right now.

Yeah. And then anyway, last night I get an email from Walton Goggins that just says, subject line, amazing page. And then the text says, a hearty thanks to you for all the support via your remarks, posts, comments and wishes. So thankful for the love and support. Kind regards, Walton Goggins. Now, what is the email address that this has come from?

The email address is waltongogginsinfo at gmail.com. So I'm like either like someone's... That's some sort of bot. I truly don't know what's happening here. That's some sort of bot that's collected that information. Well, either way, I just wrote back, you're welcome. Is this Walton or am I about to be scammed? Right.

So I'm like, either way, I want it. I want, I'll see where this goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, no reply yet. But I was like, that's so, that's so bizarre. Isn't it? Is that one of those things where, like, say, I've seen this happen where, like,

someone will comment on Ronnie Chang's Facebook page and go, hey, love your work, or why don't you come back on Dumb Dumb or something like that? And then there'll be, like, Ronnie Chang official says, thank you for all your support. Why don't you do that? And it's like, this is not the same. It's an automated.

Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. But it's like, this is not the same. It's an automated. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird because- But it's automated not by Ronnie and his people. It's a separate account that's like a scam account. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Well, it's weird because- A leech that attaches itself to this page.

The comment that I put on his thing on that post, that was like a week ago now. Right. And then I get this email last night. Yeah. So I was like a week ago now. Right. And then I get this email last night. Yeah. So I was like. Well, if you, here's a sign that it's not still filming because according to Expedia, if you want to book in for tonight at the Four Seasons in Koh Samui, it is available. Yeah.

And for just $3,183. Jesus Christ. Hey, don't say that. It's free breakfast included. Oh, okay, sure. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, I was so keen to just go up there and have a little sticky beak

because I didn't know much about the area where it is. It's a long way away from where we were. It's a long way away. It's the northwest. Yeah, yeah. Well, from where we were, it was like a 20-minute drive. Oh, it'd be more than that. Well, I looked up where we were it was like a 20 minute drive oh it'd be more than that what i looked up on maps and it was it's it's a fucking fair hike no no but i'd moved we were staying in a different spot um so i looked it up and was like uh but the main thing was i was like

okay well let's we're probably not going to get in but maybe we could like loiter around nearby and who knows maybe we'd see one of around nearby. Right. And who knows? Maybe we'd see one of them just getting a coffee or something. Yeah. But then I looked into it and it's like, no, it's the like the compound of the resort and then nothing. It's not like it's on a main street. It's remote. There's nothing else to do nearby.

It's a pretty remote part of. We're going to get there, get turned back, and then there's going to be like nothing else to do in the area. Yeah, yeah. It's a very remote part of the island, which is, I guess, the point of it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that is truly like you're paying that money and then you're not leaving that compound.

You would be crazy to leave there. Yeah. Apart from the fact that – well, especially especially with free breakfast why would you go anywhere like it's it's got like it i assume like it's bit of the beach is like you can't get on unless you're staying there totally you know what i'm looking up with considering how much that costs to stay there i want to see the dinner menu i want to see how much if you're stuck there what are you paying for dinner you can't go anywhere else yeah um i reckon you are going to be paying quite a bit for a green curry i mean if your rooms cost you three grand a night and you're fine with that i don't

know if the dinner yeah i don't know if the price of dinner is really rocking you too much well i just i just i'm just interested. Well, yeah, because you can go there. This is the thing. If we knew they were still filming and we could have just gone there and gotten a drink and maybe caught a glimpse, yeah, I would have gone and paid fucking $30 for a pina colada for the novelty of maybe getting to see them filming the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Give me a fucking menu, guys.

Let's have a look. Menus. Now, this is exclusive. You can't even access the menu unless you're staying here. It's fucking... It's hard. This is hard work. All right.

Well, you had a pasta that you liked. Okay. Here we go. It's not too bad. You can get a gnocchi for $4.90, which is $20. That's not too bad. No, that's not too bad. You can get a gnocchi for $4.90, which is $20. That's not too bad. No, that's not too bad at all. That's still cheaper than you'd pay at a lot of places here now.

Yeah, that's quite decent. Yeah. Yeah, it's not as crazy a price as you'd think. Okay. Yeah, all the pasta's about $20. That's fine. Okay. Yeah, that's all right.

Did you get this when we were over there? They're sort of slightly, not annoying thing, but like you go to a half-decent place, they're like, check it out, we've got Australian beef. You're like, cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine. Yeah.

Imagine having that. Imported beef. Yeah. Okay, was it on the same Jetstar flight as me? Yeah. Was that under my seat? My friend lost her mind over this. We went up to the Marina Bay Sensitive in Singapore. Starflighters me? Yeah. Was that under my seat? My friend lost her mind over this.

We went up to the Marina Bay Sensitive in Singapore. By the way, just to get back to the Patreon read, just to clear it up. Also, we're doing none this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, great. Okay. Let's do none this week. Okay.

Maybe let's just do one right at the end. Okay. And it can be a bit of a weird one. Okay. And it can be a bit of a weird one. Okay. Have you ever seen, have you ever been up at the, like, any altitude high enough in Singapore at the right time of day when you see just, like, all the ships coming in? No. It's fucking, like, hundreds of them. Because it's like, oh, they import fucking everything. Right.

And just seeing, like, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of boats coming in. And just that thing where you're like aware of like, oh yeah, stuff comes from somewhere. Everything comes from somewhere. Singapore's quite small so they'd be pretty – they'd have room for about three cows so they've got to get their beef imported for starters. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I haven't done that but – It's a cool visual. You just look out and you just see like wall to wall. It's a cool visual. You just look out and you just see like wall to wall. I would have liked to have got a few more views, like high up views, but I didn't really get any this time around.

But what, yeah, like I said, our highlight was we saw some fucking crazy sunsets, which was very, very good. I've been meaning to. It's so funny where it's like we're on a beach where it's clearly set up for sunset people are riding in like once it gets close to sunset people are fucking absolutely hooning in to get there in time for it and it's it literally was turning into like a sporting event where everyone's sitting there just concentrating and going is it gonna fucking happen oh yeah yeah is it gonna get from behind that cloud yeah is it

is those clouds gonna work or is the sun gonna beat it or what's gonna happen and then and then so we had a couple nights where it just went yes and we're like fuck yes yeah this rubber sunset oh my god and then there was one night where i'm sitting there i think it was blakey who was like i was like this is not gonna happen here he's like no i've got confidence it's gonna happen i'm looking at it going how is this how do you think this is going to happen there's too many clouds

and I'm like and it got to a point where I'm like it's not going to happen Blake is like no it's still going to happen this is so depressing that I know what night

you're talking about me and Lauren were having the exact same conversation at the exact same time he goes but this is the thing that got me

because I'm like it's not going to happen he goes and then it doesn't happen and he goes yeah it's still going to happen and He goes, and then it doesn't happen. And he goes, yeah, it's still going to happen. And I go, but the clouds there. He goes, no, but that's like a back cloud. The sun will come in front of it.

I'm like, what are you talking about? The sun's going to be in front of a cloud? How do you think the sky works? But, you know, that's the thing is that you look at, yeah, when it's like a cloudy afternoon, you go, it probably won't be a very good sunset. But then the clouds can be what really makes it pop. Yeah, yes.

Like once it hits and it's like bouncing off all the clouds. Yes, yes. When we went to, I just remembered I had this photo. I've been meaning to post this since we were there. So, last morning at Jungle Club, we're all about to leave and we're like, let's get a photo with that view. So, we walk down and there's the guy that works there and we're like, hey, man, can you take a photo?

And we're like, I mean, this guy works here. He must be asked to do this dozens and dozens of times a day. He'll know what he's doing. Get a look at that photo that guy's taken. Yeah, well, what's he supposed to do? There's not much he can do. You're backlit there. You've got the sun behind you.

We are all in shadow. You just can't see us at all. You're backlit, though. The sun's behind you. What do you do? It's not great. He was there for ages, and he's, like, taking them on every angle, and then he's, like, moving positions, and we're like,

oh, man, we're going to get some fucking great options here. You should see the time that we did a Perth Live podcast maybe two years ago and afterwards, the next day, we went with – it was me, Blakey, Milan, and two friends of ours, and we were in a private room at Rockpool. And by private room, I mean we got moved there because we were too loud, not because we were VIPs, to get us away from children dining next to us. We were moved to an exclusive room. Not rewarded.

We were given detention at a restaurant and we got a picture and it was, I don't think you could get a worse bunch of pictures unless you put your thumb directly over the lens. Yeah. It was, they didn't even get us in frame. Yeah. Most of the picture was table. And we didn't have any food on the table. It was some of the worst photos I've ever seen.

When we were in Japan and we got a limo, when he picked us up, we were like, oh, yeah, can you take a photo on our phone? And he's like, oh, I've got my own camera. And we're like, oh, great, but can you just also, it's easy, can you just take one quickly on one of our phones? Which he does, and then he's got his own proper point-and-click camera, and he's taking photos of us all night.

And thank God we got him to take photos on our phones, because then he sends me this the next day. Look how fucked that photo is. Yeah. Just all blurry and washed out. Yeah. We're out the front of universal studios and he's got the exposure turned up so the like the sign is just white like you can't see it i know but it was like you're on a proper camera this looks so bad i know i think you're expecting

a bit much of the of the random photographers because this is the thing we were like hey yeah just take it on our phone and the ones on our phones are great. But he's insisting. He's like, nah, nah, nah, I've got my own camera. And we're like, man, it's fine. Just take them on our phone. What about this at the Four Seasons for lunch, Tommy? A katsu sando, which I think would be up your alley.

Fried A4 Wagyu, toasted brioche, coleslaw, sweet potato chips. That's the Katsu? Yes. That doesn't sound like a Katsu at all. I'm just telling you what, they're good people at Four Seasons Samui. Fried Wagyu. Yep. Fried A4 Wagyu.

That sounds pretty big. Yeah, I don't think they know what a Katsu Sandu is. Do they know what A4 is either? Yeah. Because A4 is like a sheet of paper. I have the A5. That's, yeah. I couldn't possibly fit an A4 yeah give me an a6 yeah um it is 14 50 bar which approximately is around about 60 dollars 60 dollars for that that's a beef burger what are they fucking on about i

don't know well it's coming under the subcategory of sandwiches. Yeah, okay. That's a fucking lot of money. That is a lot. Well, that's probably, I mean, that's you're paying for the cut of Wagyu, right? Yeah, well, next door to it is the club sandwich for a mere 690 baht, which is approximately a bit under 30 bucks. Yep. I love a club sandwich.

No, not really for me. I'd rather the Cathy Roll, chicken or pinot tikka, vegetables, lettuce and mint for 580 baht. Okay. So if I ever find myself at Four Seasons in Smilly, I will not get any of this, but I will have a good look at it. It's funny, like, I wonder what is the, what's the gap between – that's got to be the most expensive on the island, right? Three grand a night? Yes.

What's the gap between that and the second most expensive? Because everywhere for what you're getting is not priced anywhere near like what it is in Australia, but that is truly like – you know what I mean? That's true Western world pricing of like – Well, you know like, that's what you'd pay for a private good place like anywhere. A long time ago, we did do, I don't know whether it was a bonus episode where we talked about how we tried to find the cheapest place where you go in Samui. Yep.

That, this resort, which we have now found out is 3,000 a night or whatever it was, 3,500 a night. That is a real stone's throw from the cheapest place. Oh, really? Yeah. It's really very close because we found out back then, I think it was like $7 a night to stay in a tent on the beach. Yeah.

Outside of this restaurant. I bet there's some guy who's got like a life hack, a travel hack where he's like, you stay in the tent and then, you know, if you play your cards right, you can just be in the Four Seasons using all their stuff. Yeah, you walk up there for breakfast and just say, yeah, I'm Mr. Smith. I'm Mr. Seasons actually.

I just come in to check over the – That's a good business. You set up just a complete shack next to the Four Seasons and part of staying there is you've like pinched some of their robes and towels. Yeah. And so you get, when you stay in this shack, you get, you know what I mean? You know what I do.

You get the paraphernalia that means that you can walk around the Four Seasons and you look like you're staying there. You know what I do? I open up the Five Seasons next door. Yeah. One more season. And it's worse. Why stay?

Yeah. Why stay at the Four Seasons? You stay at the Five Seasons. It's like like what hang on why is this a five seasons oh it's a different we found a season we found a new season and also this is even better because you're more exposed to the season exactly because you're in a tent yeah so um you know you're in this villa it doesn't matter whether it's summer or winter you wouldn't fucking know you've got the blackout curtains down you don't even know whether winter or summer this is like this tent know. You've got the blackout curtains down. You don't even know whether it's winter or summer. You stay in this tent.

There's a hole in the tent. You know which season it is. This is like how people invented brunch. We just came up with a fifth season. That's it. Sprinter. Yeah. That's good stuff.

Yeah. Should we just do one more name? Just one more? Yeah. One extra one? stuff. Yeah. Should we just do one more name? Just one more? Yeah. One extra one? Yeah. Okay. One more than what we've done already.

One more than we've done already. Okay. Okay. Well, thank you very much to... Oh, it's a nice... It's an actual company that's done this one. Thank you very much to the good people at 4Comedy. Oh, the 4Comedy Resort.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, again, it's four more than what we've done in this game. comedy resort yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so that's again that's the four different it's four more than what we've done in this yeah yeah yeah the four different types of comedy yeah observational yes storytelling yes one-liners yes and uh calling each other cunts what we do yeah yeah yeah all right well thanks everyone hope you let us know thanks thanks to all the subscribers that we've mentioned today on the show. Let us know if you enjoyed this dry episode of Talking Dumb Dumb. Let us know how much you missed the names.

You know what this is? This is the like being on the holiday and having the like, I need an alcohol-free day. Oh. I've just been reading names every week. Yes. I just need a name-free week. I can't do it anymore. I need a reset. That's it. It is. I'm not enjoying it anymore. It's 11.30 a.m. I just need a name-free week. I can't do it anymore. I need a reset.

That's it. I'm not enjoying it anymore. It's 11.30 a.m. I thought it was too early for names. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't have names this early in the day. And we'll enjoy it more. We'll have a reset this week.

We'll enjoy it more next week now for having not done it. We'll do at least, next week I promise, guys, we'll do at least twice as many names as we've done today. Yeah. Possibly four more. Yeah. That's what I reckon. I promise, guys, we'll do at least twice as many names as we've done today. Yeah. Possibly four more. Yeah. That's what I reckon. I promise you.

This is my promise to you, my dear readers. Yeah. Well, thanks, everyone. Thanks for listening. Sydney Live Show. I'm not going to say thanks for supporting the show because we didn't read out anyone who did. But if you do. Thanks to the people in the past that have been read out.

Yeah. And will be read out in the future and and and thinking to themselves oh i've i've been i'm in such an exclusive club and it's even more exclusive this week because you didn't add another four names to it just really quickly just read them out now not say anything no no we need them we need that content we need that all right thanks everyone bye come to sydney