The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 722 - Nick Cody & Lehmo

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

This week we're joined by NICK CODY and LEHMO! We're dealing with audience members who have no idea who they've just watched, we're worried about how rapidly we're aging, Lehmo's child has been doing comedy on a cruise ship, we've got our school reunions coming up and we're all wondering what we can do to make it to 'notable alumni' page of our schools' Wikipedias! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the Little Dumb Dumb Club, a brand new episode with guests Nick, Cody and Limo. We have just announced a live show in Perth, Saturday, November the 23rd at the Oasis Comedy Club, Carl. That's it. We have just announced it just then. As you were saying, we have announced it. You were announcing it. We am announcing it. We am announcing it. That's it. Perth, we're coming back. Get in quick. It's a slightly smaller room, so some people are going to miss out. Yep.

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for another week. Thank you very much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dasolo. I'm with me as always the other half of the program. That's me. Carl Chandler. G'day, DK. And joining us today, two very special guests. Please welcome back onto the show, Nick Cody and Limo. Limo.

Massive. Yes. Wow, two comedians right here. It's great to finally meet your son over here, Limo. Is this your kid? Is this the kid you've got doing comedy? You know what? I've just been away on doing something with Thornow and Dill.

And Dill pulled this photo out of me from 10 years ago. It's a picture of me and Dill 10 years ago. And he goes, here, look at me and Nick Cody. And I actually did a double take. I look almost exactly like you now 10 years ago. Sick. Man, I'll take this. I've got to get the photo for you. I look almost exactly like you now 10 years ago Sick The photo Man I'll take this

I've got to get the photo for you This is ghosts of future past or whatever This is great Is that one photo you're Dorian Gray? Well I've got a beard And I'm just wearing a t-shirt But I fully did it Oh no that's me

Yeah right You're wearing the Taylor Swift friendship bracelet. You've got the T-shirt on. You've got your hair in braids. It's just sad that me in 10 years is still doing the Dum Dum Club. That's what's going on. But it was me 10 years ago, so I can't say. You could have said that 10 years ago.

I'm worried about how old I'm looking these days. I was at Sydney Airport on the weekend with Pia Miranda, a much-loved Australian actress. Looking for Ella Brandy. Yes. Yeah, wow. And Lydia Lassler, former Winter Olympic gold medalist. Just getting the crew back together. Getting the crew back together.

So Lydia is- You three looking for a reality show to go on or something? Well. Well. Oh, no. Cody, honestly, catch up. How else were those three hanging out? Funny you should mention that, Nick.

It's like the tram inspectors on TV. There's an Indian man and a young gay guy. I mean, this story happened just after Bryn Edelston walked away. What are you guys doing on the weekend? Want to hang out at Mad Max at the airport?

Yeah. So we walk in. So Lydia is 40, early 40s maybe. Pia is 50-ish. Oh, really?

And we walk up to the lounge and I scan my thing and I say, I've just got my two daughters with me. And the guy doesn't even

bat an eyelid. He goes, oh no worries, in you go. They could have at least copped a bit of a... Yeah, good one mate. Fair enough, checks out. More kids of yours you've forced into showbiz. Unbelievable. I'm depressing. I'm 37

and I've hit that barrier recently where it's like, you can't joke about your age. You can't joke about like, And I've I've hit that Barrier recently Where it's like You can't You can't joke about your age You can't joke about like Look how old I am Thinking that it's an obvious Because it's like Yeah you just get the like

Look of like Yeah You've just said a fact Oh no I just turned 37 as well It's a fucking I don't know It's a grim age

I don't know what it is It's a sad age Yeah I don't think it's 40 I don't know 37 There's something about it I was flat Yeah You're still too far away's 40. I don't know. 30, there's something about it. I was flat.

Yeah. You're still too far away from 40 to be like, oh, I'm nearly 40, but you're not in your mid-30s anymore. Yeah, it's brutal. Yeah. Anyway. Let's kill ourselves. Yeah.

Man, you should see, I met a guy the other night that was like, he's talking about, like it was after basement and we're hanging around talking about how it all works. He's like, oh, yeah, so you run this, and how do you do it, and whatever. And I go, whatever, blah, blah, talking away. And then he goes, oh, it's just great, great night out to be here, you know, given that I just had my 40th the other day. And I just sort of, I must have too obviously sort of looked at him to go, what? Because he looked 55.

Yeah. Yeah, he looked, and he was like Oh And he goes Oh what How old are you And I go 48 And he honestly Looked nearly 20 years Older than me

Wow And I said 48 And he goes Nah fuck Oh really He read between the lines Yeah I thought you were

Going to say I was like I look way better than you And I'm way older than you I thought you were Going to say This was someone Who's like

You know well Who's let slip You know they had a party That they didn't invite you to No You know what I mean I'm way better than you and I'm way older than you. I thought you were going to say this was someone who's like, you know well who's let slip. You know, they had a party that they didn't invite you to. No, no, no. You know what I mean? Where people have like a kind of closed guest list and you kind of keep it under wraps in the lead up and then like once the events come and go and a couple months later, they're like, oh, like at my 40th and you just see on their face,

they realise, ah, you weren't. You were fucked up. I was one drink away from saying what happened did someone drive your kids into a dam or something

right what's happened to make you look like this what did you witness yeah yeah yeah it was clearly yeah were you taken hostage

yeah for nine years or something did you dob on Ben Robert Smith were you there were you do you work in a lab

as a subject? Do you do testing? I told you I love them both, but the fact that Pete Hellyer is one year younger than Luke Heggy is my favourite Australian showbiz fact. Wow. Yeah, there's a lot of... That's a good...

That's good. Is it really? There's a lot of comedy ages that I think would really freak people out if we drew up like a class. It is a funny conversation because it's like, oh, yeah, oh, wow, Luke Hickey is one year younger than Pete Hellyer. It's like, oh, he looks better. Older.

One year older, sorry. So your point being, oh, he looks better. I'll tell you whose fucking house looks better, though. Yeah, there's a lot that would shock people. I don't know if people know this, but like Aaron Chen is younger than Rod Quantock.

You are joking. Yeah. Hello, Daily Mail. Oh my God. The shocks keep coming. Chenny baby indeed. He is a young man. He's not as old as he,

you know, he has success and he's doing these big theatres. It might make you think he's pretty old, but actually he's a young guy. My daughter is younger than me. That surprised you. Again. Crazy. Crazy. That's weird. Is she adopted?

Oh fuck, I've never asked. Have you ever noticed how sports stars from the 1970s always look like they're in their 40s? Well, that's a big thing nowadays. That's a big thing online now, isn't it? When they say, this is someone... Like, I saw a picture the other day where all the cast of Cheers, Norm and...

Oh, yeah, yeah. What's Danny DeVito's wife's name On that show The bartender Whatever her name is They're all in their mid 30s In that show Yeah

It's like Norm is They all look 50 34 or something But they thought They thought a health kick Was menthol cigarettes You know what I mean It's like there's no

I don't know We had a guy on front bar Called Kelvin Templeton who won the Brownlow Medal in like... No, Graham Teasdale won the Brownlow Medal in 1977. We put a picture up. He was 22.

He looked 45. He looked like a ship's captain. He's like sideburns, big nose. Yeah, big beard. No skincare. If people went bald, they wouldn't shave it early or get a hair transplant. Just like, whatever you've got there, you're just letting it ride. No one was fixing their teeth.

Yeah. They just, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. No one's taking anti-aging cream. They were using aging cream. Man, there used to be, you're a Bombers fan, Chandler, the Flying Dutchman, Paul Vanderhaar in the 80s.

He used to be a big drinker and smoker. My mum's mad Essendon fan, would be always at Windy Hill, and she said one year in the off-season, he got off the darts and the booze, came back, played shit house, and Kevin Sheedy's like, get back on the darts and the booze. That's unheard of now. The Dennis Rodman. Now it'd be a mental health retreat for having a vape on a fucking Sunday.

All of us in this room are just like, what an 11-year-old looked like in the 70s. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've looked like this for 40 years. Yeah. You're looking good. Yeah, you're good. You're stunking on yourself.

You're looking good. No, I know his secret. I know his secret. He plays around with the facial hair. Smart. Keep him guessing. Yeah, yeah. It's a good way to keep moving it

so if I blow out I'll just trim my beard and fucking boom it's tricking people it is amazing what you can do with the beard speaking of all that

I did a gig running a gig the other day on Thursday out at Mornington have a monthly Mornington show and

the headliner was a friend of the show John McManmanus oh yeah i've seen on john live yeah and on john yeah and saturday night john yeah and his production company joining enterprises yep that's right so he was uh he was just johnning around the place out there and uh he was he was he was on so this this say hi to your mum from john yeah yeah say hi to gladys from me so um we're out there uh now this this is a good one for like in terms of age and and you know mistaken identity and all this sort of stuff and also just sort of people that are out and about

living life and somehow getting away with fucking staying alive somehow. But anyway, so this couple came up to me and they go, and they're in the break, they go, you look like you know what's going on. I'm like, oh, the guy that took your ticket and announced everything from the stage and is running the joint. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got a vague clue of what's going on. I said, what's your question?

They said, just so I know, that bloke up there on stage just before, that was Rove, right? They're really onto it, these people. Yeah. No, no, no. They're really not onto it because that wasn't the headline bracket. This was the first bracket. Fantastic.

Now, would you like to know who they thought Rove was? Oh, okay, okay. Well, this is like they've gone in and they know Rove's not his real name and they're like, he could be anywhere. He could be that fucking pot plant for a week. So he's using a fake name and a fake face. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, he's Johnny English.

Rove's not a bloke, he's an idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like Doctor Whoke He's an idea Yeah Yeah yeah yeah He's like Doctor Who How's he regenerated now It was Hang on Is this Hang on

Is this Rove from the 70s Or current day Rove Is this the black female Rove It's Rove Al Ghul It was Let's each have a guess What do you reckon?

Okay Geraldine Quinn Oh god Aman No Any realistic guesses? Okay Little?

Little do a spot? No Trying to think of a young, fresh-faced fellow. Yep. Brett Blake. Ivan. Ivan. Arista Greta.

That's not bad. Good guess. That's very funny that they would have thought Rovers. Yeah, yeah. All of a sudden speaking Spanish up there. Ah, roving enterprise. Yeah. John is juicy.

No. John is juicy No No The answer of who Heath Who this lady thought Rove was Was friend of the show Nath Valvo Yeah great So they've just listened

To how To how Rove was on stage Talking about his husband Yeah And Who he turned gay for Yeah Yeah Again if you just think You know that show Wrapped up talking about his husband. Yeah. And who he turned gay for. Yeah.

Again, if you just think, you know, that show wrapped up. The show wrapped up a while ago. He's been out of the limelight for a little while. You know, it's like Hugh Jackman splitting up with Debra Lee Finesse and people are like, maybe now he'll finally come out. People are like, now that he's not doing a talk show every week, he can finally be gay out in the real world. That's why he got rid of the show, to go full-time gay. Yeah, exactly.

You know what, though? That is a great reminder to how little people give a fuck. Absolutely. About 100%. Everything we do. Nothing matters. Nothing matters. One of the biggest names in Australian showbiz in the last...

He's got four fucking gold Logies. Yeah. And you're still getting mistaken for a gay man in his late 20s. How's this, right? I was doing a thing with Thornow recently, right? And this guy who was doing sound comes up and he goes... Gives Thornow a compliment about something and he goes, Hey, what have happened to that mate of yours?

And Thornow goes, who's... I don't know. Hell yeah. He goes, the guy he was... He used to do... He did. He was on TV, but he used to be on the project and that. And Thornton goes, Tommy Little? And the guy goes, yeah, what ever happened to him?

That's great. And I'm like, fucking hell. Yeah. Like, how? Well, yeah, what ever happened? How busy and how big do you have to be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter.

To get people's attention these days. Well, so that's just part one, by the way. That's part one. Oh, part one. So then this couple, then the husband was like, yeah, I fucking told you. I told you that wasn't fucking Rove. I tried to tell her it wasn't Rove, and she wouldn't listen.

She had to come up and fucking ask you if it was Rove. And I'm like, yeah, all good. And he goes, yeah, we've been here a few times. We were out here the other month when we saw Andy Lee headlining. Oh, great. And I went, well, he hasn't headlined here. And he goes,

ah, yes, he has. He was here the other month. You probably weren't here. I'm like, well, I'm here all the time. But anyway, I run it. And he goes, no, no, no, he was here. And I go, listen,

I book it. Everyone here is booked by me. And I didn't book Andy Lee. And he goes, no, he was here. And I go, look, A And I didn't book Andy Lee. And he goes, no, he was here. And I go, look, A, I didn't book him. B, he has never done stand-up comedy in his life. He doesn't do stand-up comedy.

And he's like, no, I'm pretty sure it was him. And I go, it's not him. Like, I'm getting annoyed. I go, I'll help you. And then I'm wanting to know who it is. This is infuriating. This is maddening. Yeah. So I'm wanting to know who it is. This is maddening. I want to work out who it is.

So I go, man, give me any clue of who it could have been. Hamish's mate. No, that is what he said. Wow. He goes, you know, the other one from Hamish and Andy. Yeah.

And then you checked the poster for last month, headliner, ampersand. Oh, I knew it was someone else. Andy McDowell. The chick from Groundhog Day. Oh, that's right. I hired someone because it happened. Kenny and I, Troy, Kenny and I will get people who yell Cody at him

and I'll get people coming up thinking I'm Kinney. Great. And I had someone come up after my comedy festival show a couple of years ago and he goes, Kinney, mate, loved it, loved it. When's the sketch show back? Are you going to do another season? And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm not Kinney. I'm Nick Cody.

And he's like, fuck off, Kinney. I'm like, no, I'm Nick Cody. Oh, this is another one of the sketches from the new show. And I said, no, I'm Nick Cody. Oh, this is another one of the sketches from the new show. And I said, no, I'm Nick Cody. And he's like, surely not. And I was like, look at your ticket. And it's like Nick Cody, classic Cody. So classic Cody.

Is it at your show? It's at my show. Excellent. Has he just watched you for an hour? Yes. Oh, my God. With classic Cody written on a big screen in the background. Did he think watched you for an hour? Yes. Oh, my God. I see Cody written on a big screen on the background. Did he think he was watching Troy Kinney?

Doing a character, maybe. I don't know. You guys are the white Waleed and Nazeem. Yeah. Why do you? Me and Moon get mistaken a fair bit. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. My chair that just got fixed. Oh, no. Did I break that? It sounded like it. No, it didn't.

I did. I was going to say, break that? It sounded like it. No, it didn't. I did. I was going to say, you and Kenny getting mistaken for each other, does that, each time that happens to either of you, do both of you go,

fuck, I better lose a few kegs? I'm actually down a few, so that's flattening. It's real flattening. No, you know it's flattening, that fucking chair. The chair.

When it was a rocking one, I went, oh, I hope it's actually a rocking one. Yeah. Every chair's a rocking chair. This is fucked. I'm actually in good nick, you cunts.

No, it's Tor Snyder's shoddy masonry work. Oh, no. To blow. Oh, really? Tor. Yeah. Tor. Tor something.

Tor the fucking arm off it, you big cunt. Go and get your money back Moon was in the city And three kids came up On push bikes And go Limo Limo

How are you Limo And then Moon goes He goes They go You're Limo You're Limo And he goes Yeah I am Limo

Why don't you three Fuck off Yeah I was going to say And they go No you can't He goes No go on Fuck off

And they go You're a fucking dickhead Limo Moon rings him and goes there's three kids in the city who think you're a real fuckwit

yeah nice I mean that's that's good like you can be mistaken for Moon and just do whatever you want

there's nothing you can do that's going to do more damage to the Lawrence Mooney brand so you just have cart launch

yeah exactly you get pulled over and blow.00 and they're like oh Moon's taken it easy. A loser. Mooney. Mooney's gotten so...

I like someone getting mistaken for someone else when they're getting pulled over and blowing through a fucking... When they're showing their licence, presumably. Yeah, exactly. So, wait. Who did this person who thought they'd seen Andy Lee the month before? Who was it? Who was it?

I have no idea. Surely it's Thornton. Thornton looks a bit... Who did you have off? Thorno from a distance, and as we've established, a couple of absolute dumb cunts. Thorno at a distance, if you're dumb, maybe. Based on these guys, Thorno's almost too close.

You know what I mean? Given that they thought Nath Valvo was wrong. Thornow's, it's going to be someone, it's going to be like Tor Snyder or something. The only person I thought it might be was Mike Goldstein because... Yeah. Even though he looks nothing like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because there are no good-looking comics. Are there any good-looking male comics? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're three of the fucking rankest heads in the business in this fucking room. Jesus Christ. I'm with those kids. Lemo's a cunt. But who are the – Thornow's a good-looking fella.

Thornow's a good-looking fella. But who else is there? Good-looking blokes. Tommy Little. Tommy Little's good-looking. Oh, Tommy, yeah, yeah. Tommy. There's a few.

They've come into vogue. I think we're at the end of the list. The last few years. Do people want to root Rove? Was that a thing back in the day? I don't know that Rove ever had those. Cash always talks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Always. I don't know that he had rooting vibes, though. People fuck Rupert Murdoch. Yeah, true. They'll root Rove. Murdoch tonight. Yeah, true. They'll root Rose. Murdoch tonight. That is true. If Steady Eddie had his own show, I think he'd be fucking swimming in it.

I think he'd be all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's... Speaking of fucking backhand disses... What did you just say? Rotten heads Fat cunts Breaking chairs What a show

What an episode For the ages Just in case you think What did you say? Three of the most rotten Three of the rankest Heads in the business Just in case you think

You're listening to radio And someone's employed us No Yeah No one's No one's paying for us to do this I like how you said Backhand diss

Not really backhand Just very much Forehand very much forehand. Closed fist to the face. A punch in the face diss. That's what it is. No, on the weekend I saw there was a live toe-fop with Will Anderson and Charlie Clawson. Charlie Clawson was telling a story that he thought is like a good, you know, sort of self-deprecating backhand story about yourself.

Yeah. He's like, oh, fuck, check this out. He goes, I was at this trade show, at this TV trade show or whatever it was. Yeah. And he goes, oh, and I was talking to someone and there was like, they said, oh, you know, the boss over there, there's a big head honcho sort of thing over there. And guess what? Massive fan of Tofop.

Massive fan of Tofop. Massive fan of Tofop. And he goes, oh, great. You know, at this TV trade show. That's cool. That's all right. That's not a bad thing

to have in your back pocket. So eventually he sort of goes into his gravitational pull and gets close to him and he's like, oh, and sort of goes, well,

it's worthwhile me going up and shaking his hand and going, hey, mate, I'm Charlie. I'm Charlie Coulson from tofop yeah and he goes um oh from the podcast oh nah i fucking don't like podcasts anymore i'm way off podcasts and he's and he goes oh okay oh god and he's like telling me this story like check this out i get told he's a

fan of mine i go up and he said to my face, I fucking hate podcasts now. How about that? And then he goes, yeah, yeah. Because he goes, oh, yeah, the other day I went to like a live little Dumb Dumb Club show and I'm sitting there going, what the fuck is this? Why am I here? Why am I even here? I'm off this. And I'm like, so you know how you were insulted before in the story?

Remember that bit? This is great. Remember when you thought you copped at the worst out of the story? Yeah. And now you've done that to me. I that bit? This is great. Remember when you thought you copped at the worst out of the story? And now you've done that to me. I didn't need to hear that. Who can I ruin with this? This is like The Ring.

Slowly going around and people killing themselves. Cody and I trying to breathe some life into this nightmare. No one's crawling out of the TV. We're just plunging head first into the TV.

I said yes to be a guest on a shit show. Now my day is fucked. A show so bad it turns people off podcasts. Fuck, forever. The whole medium. That's those dogs about to put his head in the oven. Fuck that. Row, row.

Is there some chocolate around I can gobble up? Get myself off this mortal coil? Yeah, that's great. That is a Charlie Clawson attractive man. Oh, yes, very attractive. I thought that story was going to be not all that bad because that's a real like, you know, someone telling you like, I've got a friend who they'll be like,

oh, I embarrassed myself so badly the other day and they'll just wheel out a story and it's like, that's a fucking good day for me. I'd kill to have that be the worst thing that happened to me in a day yeah we are just we are not living the same on the same plane of existence we're different species yeah i got embarrassed by my son yesterday i thought this is pretty pretty good gear for a five-year-old i was walking with him and my three-year-old son. We're on our street and there were maybe... Street. And there were maybe... Thank you.

I don't know, 12 or 15 people on the street. Like some ahead of us, some behind us, some across the road. And my five-year-old Charlie walks a few metres ahead and turns around and yells out, Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And I go, mate, what's going on? He's like, you're Nick Cody.

You're off the radio. Hey, this is Nick Cody off the radio. Shut the fuck up. That's awesome. He's like crying. That's awesome. He knew it was a dog act. How old is he?

He's five. That's really funny. You know what I've got lately? My new one is, which I? It's five. That's really funny. That's better. You know what I've got lately? My new one is, which I thought was good, but that's next level. This is good. So Blanket will, she's not at the level of like, if she has a bad shit, she's like, she knows enough to call for reinforcements to wipe her ass.

So then I- Yeah, Charlie's the old like, shit's at home and yells out. He goes, don't you wipe your, don't you wipe your ass at school? the old, like, shits at home and yells out. He goes, don't you wipe your... Don't you wipe your ass at school? And he's like, yeah, but I'm at home. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have many years of this left.

Just wipe my ass. Yeah. Everyone says no at school. You keep saying yes. You have to. A lot of the cops will get caught. Yeah. So I get that.

I get the same deal. So then... But it's like a fucking prank though because I'll walk in and there'll be this horrendous shit in the dunny and I'm like, okay, I've got to do this. And it's just Blanket standing, pointing in the toilet going,

Daddy, that's your dinner. Yes. He's got me three times. He's got me three times. See, and if you keep responding, you're like stunting her development. She's never going to stop calling you in if it's killing every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's good stuff. It's good when they make you laugh, isn't it? Yeah. Well, you've monetised it. I have monetised it. Yeah. It's on the road. I'm taking him on the road.

He does one where he'll refer to Kel, like his mum, as my wife. So he'll go, like Kel was sick recently and Lad and I were leaving the house. He goes, Limo, your wife's sick, mate. Go and make sure she's okay. That's good. Go check on your old lady. Hey, the miso's in strife. The miso's in strife, mate.

Your broad's giving her these ones. Give her a cuddle, you wanker. Bit of context, Limo. Your son has done stand-up comedy for the first time a few weeks ago. Yes, yes. And then he did it on a cruise ship. Correct. You're a nepo dad.

So he... Turning him into the new... Trying to make him grow up into Dave O'Neill or something. Yeah. So he told a joke on a cruise ship. We posted it. It went viral. So then P&O came back to us and said,

Why don't you take him as your warm-up act on your next comedy cruise? Yep. We posted it. It went viral. So then P&O came back to us and said, why don't you take him as your warm-up act on your next comedy cruise? Yep. So he did five minutes before me. And how many views or however it works? How many...

How's it all worked? That's... So that's had 1.9 million views. You know, weird thing though. I don't know how Instagram works. You've... Cody, you've had a lot of hits on things. You might...

A few, yeah. You gave some insight into this. It went from 800 800 000 to 1.9 million in 24 hours yeah and then stopped yeah and it has not had any more views since then so it's like they've taken it out of the algorithm yeah but then someone might share it some massive person might see and share it yeah a couple weeks and then it just starts spinning again and it goes i know when I get a lot of followers that the profile pictures are staffies. I know what's happened. The staffie clip has been shared again. Oh, right.

Inside like an adoption group or something. Yeah, or like a big, like a famous online staffie, like a dog account. A famous online staffie. Yeah, a famous staffie. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sally the staffie. Yeah, yeah. With two million followers.

I got rid of that dog five years ago. Well, you took your kid on the cruise ship. Now, you employed one of the masters to give him a little bit of a boost. I did indeed. There's a little bit of Carl Chandler in that routine. Not just a little bit of Carl Chandler. There's a lot of Carl Chandler in that routine. Which was great because I was near someone the other day

where that was the topic of conversation for a minute. It was like, oh, you know, Limo's got his kid out there. He's doing the rounds and whatever. And very quickly I go, oh, a bit of fucking Chandler magic in there. A bit of fucking Chandler magic. A few jokes of mine in there. And this person's like, oh, what a bit of fucking... And then just recites one of the jokes that was on TV,

that you've done on TV. Yeah. But just recites it, but of course in that sing-song voice of like, oh, blah, blah, then I fucking did this, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, hang on, am I getting dogged for fucking writing a joke for an eight-year-old on a cruise ship? What am I supposed to fucking... How's it supposed to go what are you talking about i was worried more that you'd sent jokes to the wrong person like other comedians you write for and then the nelson twins are going

limo's our dad no that that was not truthfully he's going we're in bread truthfully that was that was my little to-do list one day. This was the stable of people I wrote for in the same week. The Nelson twins, the project, a new TV show that we're not allowed to talk about, the low, Sam Pang on the Logies, and Limo's eight-year-old. So what a fucking mixed bag. That's a big week. And the low, Sam Pang on the Logies and Limo's eight-year-old. So, what a fucking mix there. That's a big week.

I had people say to me after he'd done his spot, they go, oh, he was really funny, blah, blah, blah. They go, did he write the jokes himself? And I'm like,

pretty impressive if an eight-year-old's wheeling it. Yeah. I said, no, I got one of the best comedy writers in Australia to write his routine.

Yeah. I'll quote you one of his best ones. Do, do, do. I eat poo for dinner. Do, do, do. Went to the canteen, ordered a duck sandwich. That was recycling. You know what?

I was so busy that week. I did sort of farm some of the gear out. That's why there was a bit in there saying you know in the toilet where there's a big poo my daddy eats

that so I got I got my little intern to write that one I did enjoy the race for it Dapto

made me laugh a lot Dapto's the funniest Dapto's just such a funny the funny name Dapto yeah

it's great I did actually put a reference to Dapto in there because I was like, I reckon Nicode will see this at some point and then figure it out. Work backwards. Oh, any time. A channel's written there.

Yes, yes. Dapto. It's a little calling card. Yeah, it's funnier than The Meadows or Wentworth Park. Yeah. Dapto is just funnier. Wentworth Park's not too bad. You're having to sit your kid down

and give him context for what daptoe is. Oh, yeah. Did your kid actually have to – did he ask what any of the jokes meant? He was struggling with that one because he didn't understand it. Right. So I had to explain him. Take him down to the track. Take him down to the track.

Put a couple of bets on. If you've got money riding on it, it's in your best business to figure out what it all means. We live baited a few of them with rabbits. As you saw, a precious bunny rabbit gets on to shreds. He learned pretty quick. What about this? Have you guys had someone... Go to one of the eight.

You guys in particular, you have a good level of fame. So you would be, to many people, I guess... like if you go to a school reunion, it's sort of like, oh, these guys. I've got my 20th year this year. Oh, really? Yeah, me too. Yeah. The 37-year-old boy is heading back.

Yeah, right, right. And it's actually happening. It's like you've got the invite and everything. But, well, it's a combined thing now. It's like 20-year, 10-year, 5 year five year all doing a combined thing yeah see that's confusing it's confusing yeah and you don't want to be you don't want to be 20 years out of school and rubbing shoulder with the people who are five years that's totally yeah energies yeah they go, she's hotter than I remember. No, Nick, she's 23. She's coming to her four-year reunion.

Yeah, you're there at your 20-year reunion being like, oh yeah, these other people were in kinder when I was finishing school. That turns into who wants to come back to school? Anyone. Anyone in general. Or stay there if you're there now. Yeah. So you guys will be the big dogs At your school reunions

I'm still flat I've brought it up on My podcast a lot And people keep trying to fix it But the My high school Refuses to put me on the Wikipedia

Oh the alarm You've talked about that on here Yeah Yeah I'm pretty sure Yeah On your Wikipedia There's someone from like

The Voice Kids. Oh no. He's fucking on there. Why won't they put you on there? I don't know. Hang on, can't you put yourself on the Wikipedia page? No idea. Yeah, but that's... These are the notable alumni. Shannon Corcoran, AFL footballer.

Oh yeah. Lydia Lasilla. Oh, Lydia Lasilla! Lasilla, sorry, Winter to Olympics, gold medal winner. And Bella Page, runner-up of the Voice Kids Australia 2014. 2014? Yeah. Take that off. Yeah.

That's gone. What school did you go to? Westbourne. Westbourne? There you go. We also had Julian Knight. He's not mentioned there. He's not?

It was in the news. Did he really go? really go to your school? Yeah. And he... Went on to do a Hoddle Street massacre. Yeah. Killed a lot of people. Have we talked about...

Now, they didn't say well-behaved alumni. Yes. Just says noble. Just alumni. Noble alumni. If I say The Voice Kids 2014 or The Hoddle Street Massacre, I reckon most people will be able to name The Hoddle Street. There were more notes made about that massacre

than about The Kids 2000. Yeah. The Voice of the Kids. But I'm flat. I'm like, what the fuck do I have to do to get on this thing? People like put you on and then you've been taken off. Yeah, yeah. A podcast put up like the shit Heggie and I make fun of

on Instagram where it's like husband, father, CEO. Those sort of cunts. And it's like husband, father, CEO, those sort of cunts, and it's like husband, father, podcaster, blah, blah, blah. Put all that shit in the entry, and then you just see it gone a few weeks later. Damn it. Yeah, that's annoying. You've got to get yourself on there.

Are you on yours? I think I am. What's your school? Sacred Heart College, Adelaide. Mine won't exist anymore because it got bulldozed. They got rid of all the evidence. Our best one is one of the biggest names in Australian comedy. Oh.

Was the school captain at my school. Gay Rove. No, Sean McAuliffe. Oh, yeah, right. Of course. Was school captain. That's got to be fucking rough to go back and be like, I'm all over the TV and the radio, and I'm still not the best comedian to come out of my school.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean McCarver. A year ago. Jesus Christ. Cain Corns, Chad Corns. There's quite a few footballers. Shannon Corcoran. This guy's got a date with a guy.

He's in there. What? He went to Westbourne and Sacred Heart. What? What the fuck? That is a great trivia question. Jesus. This is insane.

That's a great trivia. How do you put that? He just brought up Lydia. Is it the same Shannon Corcoran? Surely. 1971, Footscray Footy Club, 1990 to 94. Has to be. It has to be.

I'm scared to look up my school in case he's on there as well. There's a lot of footy players, yeah. Others. He went to both of your schools. I better be on there. This is going to be awkward now. Miscellaneous. Rob Chapman, of your schools. I better be on there. This is going to be awkward now. Miscellaneous. Rob Chapman, CEO of St. George Bank.

Stephen Kenny, lawyer best known for defending David Hicks. Anthony Lehman, Limo. Yes. Comedian, radio personality, TV personality and movie actor. Sean McAuliffe. Annabelle Hartlett. Yeah, there's a few in there. Carl of Annabelle Hartlett.

Yeah, there's a few in there. There's another good actor who was Phelps or Phillips. Mate, you've got a lot of notable alumni. There's a lot. That's what happens. Listen up, Westbourne. Fucking support your students. A year ago when I was in Vietnam on a cruise, I met a couple from Malta and they were like telling me about Malta

and they're like, oh, you probably don't know much of, you might've probably never met a Maltese person before. I was like, no, Melbourne's got like pretty big Maltese population. And I was like, and in fact, one of the biggest comedians in Australia is, is Maltese. And they were like, oh really? And I was like, yeah, he's this guy, Sean McAuliffe. And I was like, sure. I'm sitting like in Harlong Bay, beautiful view, just showing them sketches of McAuliffe

in the fucking room that's tilted on its side and stuff. And they were loving it, going like, this is incredible. We had no idea. This guy's so funny. And they saved some of the clips. And I'm like, I was just thinking about that the other day. And I love the idea that they've gone home. And they're like, everybody, check this out.

And then it's just like, you walk down the main street, there's huge billboards just playing, like no one back home knew of this guy's success in Australia. He's become this big hometown hero. Now McAuliffe can't walk down the street in Malta. He has to go home and get away from it all. It must be nice. We don't even have a Wikipedia page.

Oh, jeez. You don't even have one. I just got enraged while i was listening to you guys going who the fuck i've never heard of any of these people and i realized i was mirabar queensland so right okay yeah i still can we just go back for one second shannon corcoran went to your school yep and my school yeah different. Different states, by the way. Yeah. Different states. And we decided to look up alumni. Yeah.

Oh, that is weird. Yeah. Yeah, attended Westbourne Grammar School during his schooling years, but then he's also mentioned in your... And we mentioned Lydia. And Lydia I mentioned earlier. Yeah. Whoa.

There are too many coincidences. How do you phrase this? I am Limo. And the people are like, this is insane. How do you phrase this? I am Limo. This is insane. How do you phrase that as the question? How are you going to phrase that as the question in Trivial Pursuit? Do you go, which VFL footballer went to the same school as Nick Cody and Limo?

Or do you say, which two modern day comedians? Yeah, Shannon Corcoran went to the same school as two, yeah, in two different states. Australian comedians. Two different states. That is bizarre. That's bizarre. That is bizarre.

It is nuts. Yeah, having to guess the two comedians is too hard. I think you'd have to go, yeah, this, which guy?

Which VFL player? I reckon they're all impossible. I think it's all impossible. Because someone could know, oh, then he lived in, oh, I thought he lived in South Australia for a bit. This is not a famous footballer, though. Yeah, that's true.

I think the best trivia question would be Anthony Lehman is a comedian known by what? What name? Yeah. Lemo. That's the whole question. But we know that. But I think a lot of people wouldn't know you, Anthony Lehman. Probably not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're talking about two different things, but that's fine. Oh, I'm just doing trivia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're talking about two different things, but that's fine. No, I'm just doing trivia. Yeah, yeah. That's the Jeopardy board. Geography round. I'm trying to think of a level 10 question.

You're trying to think of what's below one. Yeah. What's this song in 8-bit? Well, speaking of songs to win a jug. You're asking about school reunions? Yes. No, you're asking about school reunions? Yes No well not about school reunions About the most famous person in your school and whatever Well Bella Page obviously Yeah

Who's Bella Page? The Voice Junior Man I just read it out How do you not know? Fuck I was still thinking about Julian Knight or whoever you said No Where is she now, by the way? I don't know.

I just got... The voice adult. I just saw a name out of the blue where I was like, fuck, do I know that name? If I went back to a reunion now, I would have thought beforehand, I've got such low, low, low level fame, whatever my level of fame is, podcast. Sure, listened to by quite a few people and have our own festival or whatever, but the normal person on the street, you're no fucking chance. I mean, we're dealing with people who think fucking Rovers, Nath, Valvo.

Yeah. Andy Lee is fucking, I don't know, in the microphone stand or whatever it was up there. So I'm no chance with people. Better move Andy Lee out of the way. I'm no chance of people. I better move Andy Lee out of the way. I'm no chance of any of that. Fantastic. I found someone the other day who I went to school with that I think is officially maybe not famous, famous, famous,

but sort of famous, like out of the blue. I went to uni with someone and the other day I saw this press release or whatever come out and I saw this name and I was like

that's a distinctive name fuck I haven't thought about that name in about 25 years or yeah about 25 years

oh my god man if you say Shannon Corcoran I'll or Bella Faye yeah yeah who's parents on the lam what the fuck

I'm going he's gone to school everywhere the forest dump of Australia Or Bella Faye. Who's parents on the lam? What the fuck? He's gone to school everywhere. The forest dump of Australia. It was actually Bella Corcoran. They actually met at the school reunion. Me page. He was on a Mornington last month, wasn't he?

It's all coming together like a beautiful episode of a show that's much better than this one. No, it's... I saw a press release. I'm like, fuck, is that that name? And this name, haven't seen for 25 years. Just a person I went to school with in Ballarat to uni with. And this person, out of the blue, first time I've seen this name the whole time, did graphic design with this guy he came out the other day from the netflix press release the new direct the director of the new beverly hills cop movie is a guy you went to school with yeah i just went

that can't be the same person i google it there's a picture of this cunt fucking hand arm around eddie murphy like where the fuck did this come from? Wow. Me and him sitting next to each other learning how to use fucking Adobe Illustrator. Yeah. So he's gone from that. Yes.

And then... I haven't heard from him for 25 years. A few things in between, you'd assume. Yeah, I was going to say, surely the IMDB isn't... But that's a hard... It kind of is. Axle F. Because that's a hard one to process.

That's actually the command we used to use on Adobe Illustrator. From Axel fuckwit to Axel F. From command F to Axel F, I would have said, but whatever. Apple F to Axel F. There we go. That's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.

Yeah, so all of a sudden I'm like, I'm looking up and I'm like, how the fuck did this happen? That's the fucking sliding doors. I'm sitting next to this cunt. I could have been directing Beverly Hills Cop. Well, can someone, your school was somehow too poor to be on Wikipedia, which is one of the saddest things. One of the saddest things. They're always like asking for money up the top, guys.

We need a few more bucks to be able to get Maryborough High on here. Someone has to build it. No, we had a website that asked Wikipedia for money. The licensing fees are outrageous. Someone's got to build your school page Wikipedia, just for the notable alumni, Carl Chandler and Axel F. Yeah. Director.

Surely one of your loyal listeners will now get to work. Actually, I was looking at the Maryborough High School Wikipedia page. So this is Ballarat Uni I'm now talking about. So maybe that we might have a page there. Did Matthew Delvedova go to Maryborough High School? Yes. Oh, man. You've got a great notable alumni.

Yeah. Well, man. You've got a great notable alumni. Yeah. Well, one. Yeah. He would be easily the most famous person. I would like to think so, yeah. From that school. Yeah, absolutely. Actually, he might have gone to the Tech.

He probably went to the Tech. So there's two schools. There's two high schools. Does the other one have a Wikipedia page? That's a good question. That's a good question. Hell yeah. Look, I think we're getting, it might be the fact that they've knocked down my school to

build a super school. On the old home of the Maryborough tip, maybe that's complicated. Oh, wow. That's what they did. They built a school on the tip. Yeah. It's not as bad as my primary school, Glen Devon Primary School, the second worst primary school in the state of Victoria, according to the Herald Sun one year,

the principal lost like 40 grand of the school's money on the pokies. Oh, yes. And it was free. It was like, well, $30 a year if you wanted to pay it. It was so fucking poor, the school. But they went to shut down. They wanted to use the building as literally like a refugee holding facility. And the government said, no, it's not in good enough shape.

Like we have Manus Island. And the government's like, no, no, no, not where all those children learned. That's too bad. That's not good enough. Inhumane. That's great. Inhumane That's great We're not putting

We're not putting these poor cunts From a fourth world country Into the place where that fucking bitch From the fucking voice kid No no no different schools Different schools That bitch Going in that hard and then getting the wrong place

Oh whoops Oh well Sorry I got the school wrong. Collateral damage. My old school in the country, in South Australia, was an area school. It's closed down and it's been leveled.

What do you mean by an area school? Area school. So kids from prep through to year 11. So it's not a high school or a primary school. It's all together. So when I left there, there were 70 students from prep to year 11. Oh, yeah. So it's not a high school or a primary school. It's all together. Right. So when I left there, there were 70 students from prep to year 11. Oh, fun. When I went to boarding school.

So across the whole. Across the whole thing. So there was like, they used to group all the classes. Like eight, nine and ten was one class. Yeah. So if you're in year 10, you're just learning the same shit for the third time.

Yeah. And if you're one of the younger ones there, that's terrifying. Yes. Being in a class with people like shit for the third time. Yeah. And if you're one of the younger ones there, that's terrifying. Yes. Being in a class with people like three years older than you. Exactly. So that school now is closed down and it's been levelled. And I said to my mum, why did they knock the school

down? That's, you know, I was going to take lad and show him the... And she said they found asbestos in all of the walls. Yes. So they had to knock it down. So I was educated, surrounded with asbestos in all of the walls. Yes. They had to knock it down. So I was educated, surrounded with asbestos. Yep.

Yeah. Get everyone in there. Well, if I go to the Ballarat Uni school reunion, this guy, like I thought, fuck, I know I've got low-level fame, but who else have I got to beat? All these other cunts just study graphic design. But I'm going to rock up. This guy's going to have a picture of him and Eddie Murphy And I'm going to have a picture of me and Lemo

That's what I'm going to be competing with Mate, I'm not quite in the Eddie Murphy realm I hate to say Hey, what did he direct? What's the film he directed right before this? No film So this is the thing I was like

This is weird Are you looking at... University of Ballarat? Yes. Well, I knew one of the notable alumni from there before you, just from the name, Arnie Donner. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve Brax.

Yep. Jacqueline Dark, opera singer. William Roy Hodgson, human rights diplomat. Yep. David Noonan, Australian artist who lives and works in London. But no, no Carl Chandler. No. Shannon Gorkin.

No, Shannon Gorkin. We will find one more link before the hour. We've got to find one more. I swear to God. So, no, so he's, no, he's first time director. Because this is the thing. You know how time goes so quick. From age zero to 21, it's like, this feels like fucking forever.

How long is this fucking thing going to last? And then the years just zip by. This is how fucking soft my brain was when I read this thing. Because it's like first-time director. I'm like, man, that's so wild that they'd give a young director. His first gig is fucking Beverly Hills Cop, the reboot. It's like, age of the director 50

like oh that's right I'm not young at all I forgot about that yeah like that meme where it's like the 1990s are 10 years ago yeah yeah

all that kind of shit yeah there was a movie I was watching the other day and they did like a flashback scene like an old like

we're going back in time and it was to like 96 and I'm like oh no you went back a day yeah people should have improvements on them yeah so you haven't been able to piece together like what this guy did no get himself on the radar of uh he worked from what i gathered then he worked uh it makes it sort of makes sense but it's still a wild first up job but he did graphic design and then got into like you know that leads into first-up job. But he did graphic design and then got into, like, you know, that leads into advertising and stuff like that.

So I think he did a few ads and stuff like that, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, well, you did good with that fucking Twisties ad. Why don't you do Eddie Murphy? That is weird, though. That is still a pretty prestigious enough picture for a, like, complete first-time director to be... Having said that, I did have a look at the movie,

and I was like story check of course Mark Malloy that's him yeah wow surely and the last time I saw him was

the last time I saw this guy not that I was like good mates with this guy at all especially given the last time I saw him the last time I saw him

was when I moved to Melbourne and those guys had all moved to Melbourne him and his mates and whatever moved to Melbourne to work and whatever and they had an indoor soccer team and they were playing me and my

mates and I and we were playing in some big game and I went through and absolutely clean up one of their mates and then they fucking went me and grabbed me and got sent off and I was like and then and then they were a man down and then I think I kicked about 10 goals and they were like, we want to fucking kill this cunt. So if I turn up on the red carpet, the director of Beverly Hills Cop might fucking grab my throat. That would make a great Letterboxd review. You've got to make an account

to just log that one star. I beat the director in soccer once. What a cunt. No, no, but what's even worse is someone please set up Mary Borough High School and just put Shannon Corcoran in just for Yeah, yeah.

Do you reckon like so every, so let's say Elon Musk for example, right? He must have been fucking schooled by someone on some sporting field when

he was at school. Is that person dining out? Yeah. Like is that story everywhere they go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Musk.

Yeah. Can't play basketball the fuckhead. go? Yeah, big time. Oh, Musk, yeah, can't play basketball, the fuck it. There's a lot of people with funny dinner party stories that go like this, my dad is Elon Musk. Yeah,

there'd be, like, with anyone, there'd be people like, Bezos, Gates, she sang in assembly once and it was shit.

People love to have fucking some, some proof that they're like, you know, I've got one up on this person. You know what would be great? If me and you, if we had, like, there was a big podcast fan and they found out through someone that we went to school with and they're like, oh, what?

You went to school with Tommy Daslow? Oh, my God, that's awesome. What would that person then tell about you or me? You know what I mean? Someone who went to school with me. Yeah, imagine they ran into a massive fan of this show and they got to go, fuck, this one time. Yeah.

That would be good. Yeah, that's a good question. But that's also based on the idea that there's any kind of mystery around you or I whatsoever. Yeah, yeah. And that we haven't spent hours and hours a week for nearly 15 years plumbing every facet of our lives. Like you can do it with someone like Taylor Swift because there's a controlled like, here's

what I'm choosing to put out and here's what I'm keeping private. People want to know the like behind the scenes. That's fair. So my mates, I don't think I've brought it up on the show before. Here's my scoop. He had cancer. Here's my scoop. He had cancer. Here's my scoop. Just listen to this episode.

His last name isn't Dassolo. He's actually a boy. I've got his bus card. My mates, the Avalanches, went to school in... So I went to school with them in Maribor. They're not even... Fuck! They're not even on the fucking...

This is a sick Wikipedia. Yeah. Sorry, Bella Page, but the avalanches... Yeah, they're not on there. Bella Page copping some strays today. Poor Bella. She's probably awesome. A friend's going to call and go,

I was just listening to the Dumb Dumb podcast. Yeah, yeah. I wasn't focusing, but did you direct Beverly Hills Cop? There's a good chance I see her this year at the 2018, 13, 12, 10, 5, 2 year reunion combined. And you know what she's going to say to you? I headlined at the Mornington Comedy Club. Yes, yes.

People thought I was Andy Lee. Yes. Yes. So, Avalanche went to school with them. And then they went to RM uh arts or whatever it is like film school or you know it was like media media school yeah that's what it is because that's the thing it's like i was thinking i was thinking before that like oh fuck you know my level of at least i was thinking at my ballarat uni i was the the the biggest name it's not much of a name

it's the biggest name but then i'm thinking back to meribor high school i'm not the biggest name. It's not much of a name, but it's the biggest name. But then I was thinking back to Maryborough High School. Well, I'm not the biggest name. I've got fucking avalanches there. So that beats me there. But then they went on to Ballarat, onto Melbourne RMIT Uni, right? They're not the biggest ones on their one. Because they used to,

like at the time when they were going to school, they would be like saying to me, oh, there's these fucking drop kids in our school that are fucking doing this. They're making these short movies and it's it's pretty fucking shit and they keep making the same movie over and over and it's everyone's like this sucks anyway they ended up being fucking james wan and lee oh so now who made saw and now maybe maybe the richest people on the fucking planet yeah they, they've done well. Yeah. They've done really well. What's how many in the franchise?

Is there like eight of those films or something? I think it might be double figures. And then all the rest of it as well. More than Avalanche's albums. Yeah. Not that that's so much. Well, three. Is this another guy on the floor is actually alive the whole time?

Fucking movie, you losers. No one gives a shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You think Watch, yeah, yeah. You think that's a horror movie? What about this? Not making an album for 18 years? Fucking hell.

That's way more depressing. Making dance music and then seeing these filmmakers and being like, this is a bit repetitive. Yeah, yeah. Just drones on and on and on with the same old stuff. Yeah. So it doesn't matter how big you get, you're going to be fucking outshone by someone in your school Wikipedia page.

Well, hey, I'm hoping that I'm about to drop my stand-up special, and I'm hoping that gets me some clout for the notable alumni of my school's page. Kerry Baptist Grammar School. Oh, that's going to be great. Oh, Kerry Grammar's going to have some belters. Well, you know who we've got at the moment? Current wife of Kanye West. Oh, Biancamar's going to have some belters. Well, you know who we've got at the moment? Current wife of Kanye West. Oh, Bianca Sansori?

Yeah. Yeah. What's her name? Is that her name? That's weird. Yeah, is that her name? No, no, no. Oh, man, I'm on Fox FM Breakfast.

I don't want to know it, but I fucking know it. Of course you do. Yeah, that's her name. Yep, yep. Is she about around your time? No, no, no. She's like 10 years after. Younger? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yep. Is she about around your time? No, no, no. She's like 10 years after. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right. A lot of athletes. But she'd be the biggest. Bianca Sensori dropped in there in the middle. Yeah. Peter Costello. Mm-hmm. Tim and Seb, funnily enough.

Peter Costello. Yep. Dacos. Oh, yeah, the Dacos. John Elliott. Fuck, this is a... I'm starting to think this is a good school. Marie Carty.

Jesus. Did Marie Carty go to my school? Yep. Yeah, this is a... I'm starting to think this is a good school. Marie Carty. Jesus. Did Marie Carty go to my school? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that. Okay. AOC, there's a few. Comedy. Fuck off.

Who? Kevin bloody Wilkins. Jenny Taylor went to our sister's school. Kevin McQuay. She was my date for the prom. Kevin McQuay? Yeah, Kevin McQuay. Who's that? Who the prom. Kevin McQuay? Yeah, Kevin McQuay. Who's that?

Otherwise known as Big Kev. Really? What? How did I never know this? Oh, this is a hot alumni. Surely that's the thing that attracted your parents to this school. Yeah, this should be when you start a new school, like first day of the new school year,

should be here's the notable alumni, just so you all know. You're following in the footsteps of giants. It was the only detention I ever got in high school was like a new student's day and I was in year nine and it was at recess and there were some parents walking around with one of the teachers and I heard one of the mums of the new students say

are there any famous people that went here and I said yeah Julian Knight Oh you get detention for that? Yeah straight to the principal's office I'm excited So Julian doesn't have a statue at the front of the school It's on the roof

Yes Yeah and I assume I'm just not on that list at all Well it's a Nah Sorry Not getting a look in You haven't knocked out many leaders of the Liberal Party I don't think

No There's still time though There'd be a lot of footballers on that list Fuck a lot of Olympians Heaps of AFL and AFLW players Australian crews A lot of Liberalians, heaps of AFL and AFLW players. Australian crews, Australian cricketers. A lot of Liberal Party politicians. A few cricketers.

Gary Young, the founding member and drummer of Daddy Cool. Oh, yeah. Jake Fraser McGurk. Current Australian cricketer went to Kerry. Oh, yeah. Well, hopefully, yeah, this special that's out this Sunday, August the 11th at 8pm. Yes. And this Friday, August the 9th, 8pm. Yes. And this Friday, August

the 9th, I'm releasing a little video game that I made. Ah. It is a prequel to the special. A video game? You play as me, getting ready for the special. It's a lot of fun. I hope people check it out. I talked about this the other week on Filthy Casuals, the video games podcast that I do. Yeah. And then

I got an email from someone who listens to that show at the National Film and Sound Archive. Oh, yes. Asking if they can put a copy of the game into the archive when it's done, which is cool. They haven't played the game yet. They don't know it's a guy having eight wanks and a nap.

Tommy prepares for his big special. Speed round. But what's especially thrilling about that for me is that in the game, there's a little cut scene where I'm writing material, and one of the jokes that I'm writing is, I've been self-isolating for years. So now, officially on the record, in the National Film and Sound Archive, there is going to be concrete evidence that I was the first person to make the joke.

I was going to say. I've been self-isolating for years. That could hold up in a court of law now. Yes. You could put that up as evidence. Yeah. This might not make it to the notable alumni part of my school's Wikipedia page, but it will be in the National Film and Sound Archive.

Right. What's the objective of the game? To put my material back together and get to the end of each level. It's a little platformer. A little Game Boy style platformer. You can play it in the

National Film and Sound Archive. How grooms this? Sorry to bring it back to kids real quick. My son at school, one of his mates has a Nintendo Switch and Charlie went to his house and was telling him everything about it. And he comes home and I was on the road and I got back and Looch said he's fucking obsessed with his mate's Nintendo Switch. I told him when he's a teenager he can have a Nintendo Switch

and he's like drawn a Nintendo Switch on a piece of paper and he's like, I'm keeping this in my pocket. It's eight years until I'm 13. Wow. Then I'll be able to get a Nintendo Switch. He doesn't know I have a Switch, a PS4 and a gaming laptop all just sitting in an office, not being you. Like, it would fucking melt him.

Like, having this knowledge. You haven't seen the drawing of the slab he's got in his back pocket. Yeah, by the time he's's 13 the Switch will be so obsolete and will cost you nothing to get him one it'll be like four generations out of date knock yourself out he loves Pokemon like PrepKit just fucking love Pokemon and he said

is there Pokemon games? and I said yeah I'll show you the first one ever on Gameboy and of course YouTube just has everything and I showed him footage of the original Gameboy

black and white Pokemon game and he was like Dad this is no good this is no good you should see Darcy Switch he's like yeah bro I know

Dad that's that's so shit that's your dinner. All right. Well, we'd better wrap it up there for another week on the Little Dumb Dumb Club. Nick, Cody, Limo, thank you for joining us. Wonderful to be here. What a time.

If we have any listeners of any of us that went to school with us, what is your story about the four of us if you're ever drawn into conversation about it? Guys, this is insane. My Uber driver is Shannon Corcoran. I'll be up to ask him so much. Finally, we wrapped it all up in a little boat. It's a ride share with Bella Page. God, I want to know if Shannon Corkin went to a third school.

Yeah, yeah. It's like a driving school. Things you guys would like to plug? Limo? I am walking the Kokoda track. And if you'd like to sponsor me, money going to the 079 Foundation, which supports ex-Australian Army Commandos and their families

you can go to my Instagram and there's a link cool there awesome thank you thanks for walking it have you seen people that like

drive it no like YouTube video run it oh they run it and they're like yeah we fucking ran it look how quick I ran

and you're like yeah well there's some there were some different bits there's a reason they weren't running it at the same speed yeah and i think you might have missed the point yeah jet skiing at gallipoli just look at this car fucking nothing happened i'm the maddest dog yeah there's a there's a there's they weren't wearing as much lycra back then it should have made you more of a target so yeah and their Apple Watch wasn't recording that heart rate. They weren't recording themselves.

Just killing fucking Dakota guys. What about you, Cody? I've got a special on YouTube, Nick Cody Live at the Corner, and a podcast with our friend Luke Heggie, mid-flight brawl. Fellow private schoolboy. I got there on a scholarship. They don't even mention that on the fucking Wikipedia page. Maybe that's why.

So you didn't pay full fee. Oh, yeah, right. If you repay your fees now, you get to be on the Wikipedia page. Fuck, I'm going to go and rebuild my school so it's not knocked down anymore, just so I can have a fucking Wikipedia page and I can be on it. They're separate things. You think you need the buildings. All right, guys.

Thanks very much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you. And they've done it again. They have done it again. Kent Beans keeps doing it. So, yes. Hey, Tommy. Yep. We're back in the room. We are back it again. Can't bear these kids being alone. So, yes. Hey, Tommy. Yep.

We're back in the room. We are back in the room. What a great episode. Yeah. Of comedy. Yep. Just feels like only 24 hours ago. It feels like exactly 24 hours ago.

Yep. And now we're in a different suburb. We were in Fitzroy. Yep. And now we're in Hawthorne. Yep. What a life. Really, really makes you think, doesn't it?

What a life. It's great when we split it up like this and just make sure wethorne. Yep. What a life. Really, really makes you think, doesn't it? What a life. It's great when we split it up like this and just make sure we fuck two days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. Yeah. What else we got to report?

Not too much. Off the back of that one, nothing. Well, look, we've got Perth. Perth, we've just announced at the top of the show. November 23, Saturday afternoon. This is your yearly visit perth it's going to be fun um always is you guys are fucking great so get along little doggies the merch you guys will try and save some stubby holders for you guys because you guys fucking love that shit but uh we do have some on site along with the shirts along with the shirts, along with the from before shirts

and the from before hats. Yep. Selling well. So get in there. We have bad luck to you people. The very, very rare people of you that want small shirts. Yep. And the heaps of people of you that want 2XL and over shirts.

Yep. Because they're gone. They're all gone. It's up to you normies now between medium and XL. You average size folk. Yep. If you're sick of getting no benefits

for being of an average build, well now, finally there is one. Too bad to all the freaks out there of each degree. Yep. It's just,

it's just the fucking absolutely average cunts that are fucking in luck. Yep. Patreon. Yes. We love you. You people that subscribe to Patreon, this week we're going to read some of your names out.

Mm-hmm. Any thoughts on that, Tommy? I thought just this week it might be worth thanking some of these people individually. Yeah. For doing it. Yeah, I can get down with that. You're okay? Well, I mean, it's kind of the whole reason I got into my car and came over here.

Ah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. I don't know what you thought we were doing. I kept thinking the last 10 years of doing this was with someone else, but that was with you. Right, right, right. That was with you.

No, I was wearing a disguise for the last 10 years. Oh, right. Okay. All right. Well, thank you to everyone who subscri was wearing a disguise for the last 10 minutes. Oh, right. Okay. All right. Well, thank you to everyone who subscribes to patreon.com slash little dumb dumb club. We really appreciate the shekels and, you know, like the basic decency and respect that comes along with you putting your hand in your pocket to thank us for doing this, but plus also the greediness of getting all the extra content.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A shed load on there, both audio and visual at the moment. And personally, again, I only speak for me, not for Tommy, but I would like to thank some of you individually for doing this and putting your hard earned on the line like this. So let's crack on and start with this one. Thank you very much.

First cap off the rank this week. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Jared Waldo. Jared Waldo. That's right. I had to double check that this guy hadn't been read out before. So you know what I was doing. I was playing a little bit of... Looking up subway.com.

I was playing a little bit of Where's Waldo. Yes. Yeah. Yes. And I found out that this guy hadn't been read out before. Right. Yep. Where's, yeah.

So he was still hiding. Yes. Until I flushed him out. This is him now. Where's. You hadn't gotten your book out and circled him. There he is. Yeah.

He's behind the hot dog stand. Well, there's two games in this name, isn't there? There's Where's Waldo and Where's Jared. Yeah. But that second game was a bit more sinister and ended up with that does seem like a real like yeah how long ago was jared arrested that does seem like a real um of that era like comedy yeah where's jared yeah maybe someone had done because he was famous before all that maybe someone had made that and then he got arrested and it was like, oh, we're recalling all the books

of Where's Jared? I don't think anyone would have made a good book on Where's Jared. Why would they have done that? I don't know. No, I don't think so. I think they were busy recalling, you know, all of the posters where Jared's like saying,

I love a delicious six inch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was getting rid of all that. Yeah. I had a Sub subway the other day for the first time yeah oh yeah it's not something not something i've had for a long time what do you reckon see how was it just to start with i what's your flavor i was really sick last week and i hadn't really eaten anything for like a few days and you know when you know when you're in

that state you just have a craving for like something like days and you know when you know when you're in that state you just have a craving for like something like plain just the most basic and it was really average right i was i was really chasing the memory of like what i remember subway being like back in the day yeah and i just don't think that exists anywhere on earth anymore back before they invented good food yeah no subway when it was like new, it was... Do you think it tasted better? I think it was a lot better. Or was it you?

I think the quality of it was a lot better. Really? Yeah, when it was new and it was kind of... It was like a... They might be some of the worst stores to go into, Subway. Right. They're filthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When it was like a new thing and it was like this cool American chain and it was like... I don't know. It was like... I remember it tasting a bit fresher. Do you really think the food's different? I think so. I think the qualities, I think it's expanded and it happens with everything, like expands, the quality goes down. You don't have like-

I would love to know the actual answer to that, if that's an actual thing. If they've made a conscious decision to downgrade the chicken. Yeah. I'd be interested to know. Yeah, they'd be using like using like cheaper stuff like it's just not as much like care put into it i don't know yeah it's anything like when they rebadge something it's like oh look at this we've got bread and meat in the middle now and it's like wow yeah oh cool i remember getting sucked in by it yeah um i used to i used to love it i used to

take my grandpa there and he called it submarine Oh yeah He used to be like Let's go get submarine for lunch That's what they Isn't that what Well in America Don't they call them submarine sandwiches Yeah I guess Because it's sort of long

I guess that's why I'm sure it's a very common joke But it is funny that it's called subway Like you said It's dirty stores Well the subway Oh yeah Think

The thought of Oh this is where this food comes from The dirtiest place on earth You said it's dirty stores. Well, the subway. Oh, yeah. Think. The thought of, oh, this is where this food comes from. The dirtiest place on earth. The rat-infested train tunnel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's insane.

But anyway, that's, also, apart from that, I personally question the decision to employ a pedophile as the spokesman. I don't know why they did that on purpose. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, do you think they knew? I'm assuming that was on his CV. And that's primarily the reason. It's on his CV. Yeah.

Under what? Past employment. Yeah. Other skills. Yeah. They're like McDonald's. They're trying to break into a new market they're like we want kids to eat these sandwiches yeah they're like well maybe if we get this guy and he knows a lot of kids they'll come in yeah when he's like whatever he's up to

at least they'll be there to like buy a sandwich or whatever now jared we've still just got to do the police check um but you know as if there's going to be anything on that. So we'll just start the ad campaign. We'll just roll you out, and then that'll come through in six months to a year's time. Well, it's actually Subway's fault. I think he became a pedophile after he lost all that weight because once he lost all that weight,

and he famously sort of had those big baggy pants that he stretched out, he then went, fuck, what can I put in here? I know, some kids. Yeah. And then he put them all in the pants just to fill them up. Well, and the big baggy pants, then he looks a bit more like a clown, which is even more enticing to children. Right, right.

So it's on Subway. He was actually – it's not Jared's fault. Free Jared. Is that what we're saying? Is that our official stance? I'm not saying free Jared. I'm saying arrest everyone at Subway. Right.

Okay. Get all... All of them should be in there. Yeah. Right. Okay. Done. Good.

I'm glad. I'm happy to go with that. How many times a day if you work in a Subway, do you think you have to overhear people sitting in there eating and making jokes about Jared from from subway yeah yeah yeah i wonder what the i would love to know the official official stance like they'd have to be somewhere written down in subway whenever we have to deal with the word jared what do we do what do we say yeah what's the company line yeah what are we supposed to do here and i guess it's kind of scared them off ever having any form of mascot ever again because they don't have a guy yeah every chain has a guy yeah they're the only one now that doesn't have a guy they're like they're like looking at they're pointing at

leonardo di capo and saying to jared why couldn't you be like him the age difference but just up it just you can still have that massive age difference. Yeah. But start it at 18. Yeah, but he was younger when he was doing that. You know, Leo now. Right. He's got the 30-year age difference. Yeah. Because he's like 50.

It's all about the details, isn't it? The devil is in the details. If he was doing what he does now when he was like 32, oh boy. Yeah. Yeah. He could have been the face of Red Rooster or something. Well, thanks, Jared. Thanks, Jared.

A lot in there. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Ashley Hall. Ashley Hall. As in A-S-H- Yep. Dash. Yeah. Dash.

L-E-E. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, first name Ashley. Yes. Yeah. Second name Hall. So, first name Ashley. Yes. Yeah.

Second name Hall. But Ashley, have you ever seen an abbreviated, not abbreviated, however, broken up like that maybe? Ashley. Don't know that I have. I mean, I'm just saying, Mr. and Mrs. Hall, don't know if we needed a hyphen in there. Yeah. I think the name Ashley existed for i will say thousands and thousands of

years before this i don't think we needed to uh hyphenate it yeah i think it was doing just i mean do you need to be tom-my no but i'm not no that's what i'm saying there's no need and your name works fine without it i was um when i was at the doctor the at the doctor the other day, they got a package delivered while I was waiting, and the receptionist had to sign for it and give her name, and her name was Madison, and then she had to spell it out, M-A-D-D-Y-S-O-N. It's like, God, that's, the Y, just the Y in place of the I. Is there anything more bogan?

Yeah, I agree. I agree. I was just thinking about, and there's just something about it where it's like, why does just one change of a letter make such a colossal difference? It's fascinating.

What's the reasoning behind it? Why did just like one sort of class of people like latch onto that as a thing? Also, why do you look at a name and go yeah i mean daniel that's i like that name but it can't be like all the other daniels yeah yeah yeah it's got to be shitter well in this person's case like madison's already a unique name yeah you don't hear that many of them so it's like yeah just be madison yeah don't have to have the why yeah and you could tell like you know she would have been in her, I guess, early 20s, this lady.

You could tell as she was spelling it out that she's seen the look in people's faces enough times. She's been around the block. You know, you could just see her as she got to the, like, M-A-D-D-Y. There was a real, like, resigned, resigned like I hate my parents for doing this to me do you know I do the door so much at basement comedy club

it's so funny to deal with people and I have to you know I say to people to read out their names and stuff and the amount of people

that read their names out and then go you know Smith SMIT you know like the most boring names of all time

and you go oh right so there's so many people out there that have to do this that have to have a little story behind their name everyone's got a little You know, Smith, S-M-I-T, you know, like the most boring names of all time. And you go, oh, right. So there's so many people out there that have to do this, that have to have a little story behind their name. Everyone's got a little shtick. Got their little thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All those people that are just like, they're saying the name and then they're going straight into the spelling of it. Yes.

I do that. I have to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is much appreciated. People that are ready to help me. It's like they can see what I'm doing. They can see I'm reading a name off the list. So they're like, right, well, I don't want to be here talking to this cunt

any longer than he wants to be talking to me. Let's get this done. I'll give you all the information right now instead of the people that sit there and go, what's my name again? People that don't do it, I don't know what world you're living in. Like if I'm giving my name at something, I'll go ALSOP. It's a default it's like a it's like a i can't remember a point in my adult life where i ever didn't do that it's just necessity and people that'll be like they got some wild name and

they're just throwing it out and and you're like when have you ever been in a situation where you then haven't had to immediately spell that out. Well, here's my inside door bitch gripe. Yep. People that come along and I go, nay, and I say that, why? I always say, like, surname. But the people that come along, and before I've even said that,

they just walk along and go, John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, in what world has anyone ever made a list alphabetically for their fucking first name? Yep. What world has that ever happened once? Especially when it is a name like John where it's like,

you think you're a chance of being the only one in a room of 150? Thank you, Mr. McManus. Come on in. I'll let her. I will. I'll pass that on. Yeah.

Next time I speak to her, I'll tell her hello from you. Yes. Well, Ash-Lee or Ash-Lee. Ash-Lee. I mean, that could be just some complicated algebra as well. I don't know. Ash minus Lee.

Yeah. Yeah. It equals what? I don't know. I didn't, you know, I've sort of reverted. I've lost all of that information now. I've lost all algebra, how to do all that sort of stuff. Have you lost all of that all of that information now I've lost all algebra how to do all that

sort of stuff have you got any of that left in your head nah nah I dropped out of maths in year 10 so I was never that

I was never that good at it yeah yeah I think I got out of there as soon as I possibly could that could have been year 10 maybe I got put into when the going got tough

yeah I got going out of maths I got put into what my school affectionately referred to as vegetable maths. Veggie maths. And then I went, well, I don't really see how you claw your way out of here. I don't really see numbers in my future.

When am I ever going to use them? Well, it just seemed so harsh to get put into the vegetable maths. And then I started doing well in vegetable maths. And you're like, well, what's the pipeline here? Like I'm now acing this class. It's not like I'm all of a sudden going to be – because I've proven that I'm not good at the normal version of maths. So now I'm excelling at vegetable maths.

You're not all of a sudden going to put me back in regular maths just so I can fail and come back to – like what's the ceiling here? You're loving it. You're the big fish in the veggie pond. Yeah, absolutely. Swimming around. Yeah, the answer's five. Suck me up.

Yeah, I'm multiplying, you know, figures with two digits in it. I can do ten times ten. I've told this before, but it was, fuck, it is so brutal. It was like the thickest cunts in my year level. In year 10? Yeah, in year 10. Just the real thick. Was it an elective?

Can you choose veggie maths? Can you do VCE veggie maths? Can you do veggie maths as a year 12 subject? Can I get a diploma in veggie maths? It was just the thickest shithead kids from my school and yeah i remember like one of my first days in there one of these kids just fucking playing up and being such a cunt and um the teacher just getting so frustrated and i think was like keeping us back into lunchtime or whatever and this kid is

just a fucking idiot just would not shut up and you know I'm just like I just want to this is so embarrassing being in this class I just want to get

I don't want to spend any more minutes out of the week in this fucking humiliating class and knowing that A you're rubbing shoulders with these mongs

yeah yeah yeah but then also B you know that your mates are in the other maths class going Tommy's in veggie maths at the moment. He's having fun over there.

You're just picturing it. Counting carrots. Exactly. You're just picturing it like an actual, just like an empty seat in your own class. Like everyone knows where you've gone. Yeah. And so I'm like, let's just fucking. Let's just put a turnip where you're normal.

Yeah, yeah. Where your seat is in normal maths. In normal maths. In human maths. Yeah. I'm like, let's just fucking get this done and get out of this class. And so, yeah, this kid was just playing up. And I just turn around and I go, Alex, man, why don't you just shut the fuck up?

And he goes, why don't you go to the toilet? I'm just like, oh, my God, this is me. He's in Veggie Insults as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, fuck, this is me. These are my peers. That's your people. This is my people. this is me. He's in Veggie Insults as well. Yeah, I was like, fuck, this is me. These are my peers. That's your people. This is my people.

I'm out. The minute I can drop out of this subject for good, I'm out. That's good. Yep. I want to go to Veggie Maths now. Can I go mature age Veggie Mass? There was a kid in there who nearly died at my school because he had been, what was the story? He had been like tagging the side of a building near a train track and he'd like fallen.

And to stop his fall, he had like grabbed two ends of a power line. Great. And like fucking electrocuted the absolute shit out of himself. Great. And he, again, another kid who was just like, you know, some kids were troublemakers, but like students liked them because it was like, yeah, this guy's funny. Yeah, yeah. He's given a bit of shtick to the authority, but you know. You're in year nine, you're in year ten. Your brain isn't fully formed. Yeah.

You don't know what you're like. But then there were the kids that were like that, that were just troublemakers, troublemakers to the other students, that just everyone hated. Right. Like, kids didn't want to be around them because they were just, like, obnoxious and, like, bullies

and just, like... Yeah. He was just that kind of guy, so it was a bit like, well... Yeah, yeah. But those guys always still had some mates. Like, I remember a few of them. This guy was like a true, true shit guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow. Because you would, like, you would sort of try and get close to him. Like, you know, I went through a phase where I had a bit of a soft spot for him and he would just repel you. He just would, like, push everyone away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd be like, oh, I'm trying this be this guy's mate and he's just like being a cunt all right well see ya yeah there's a few this yeah i do wonder this there's kids from

my school where sometimes i'm like i wonder whatever happened to that kid that like he looked like he was going absolutely nowhere yeah like what is the end result of that kid like yeah is he dead or what's the lowest you can go in society? Like, is it just, I mean, there's jail. There's a few kids where I'm like, they must be in jail. And if they're not in jail, they've just come out of jail. Yeah, I mean. That's what I want to know.

You know, we were talking about reunions on the main app this week. That's what I want to know. I don't want to come to find out, you know, if someone's president or something. I want to hear about the shit kids. I want to hear how bad they've done. Yeah, that's what makes it hard to care about going to the reunion is like the people that you're truly interested in, they're not going to be there.

It's the people that aren't there that you're like, all right, I need to know their story. I need to know why they felt like they couldn't come and show face. Yeah, they're not getting day release out of, you know, in the middle of a fucking 10-year stretch to come out to a family, to a school reunion. Because there's the like, you know, there's the person who feels like they're killing it now

who wants to go back to the reunion and stunt on everyone. And then there's the median of just like totally average, nine to five, house in the burbs. Ah, it'd be good to catch up with everyone. Just going in like nothing to gain or lose. Yeah. Just something to do. Yeah.

Just something to do on a Friday night. Just... Oh, yeah, night off from the wife and kids. This will be a bit of fun. Hard to make adult friends. Yeah. Might as well hang out with someone I had something in common with when I was 14. Catch up with the gang.

Yep. Well, thanks, Ashley Hall. I hope you learnt something out of that. I don't know how we tie that back to you. Yeah. I hope you're not in veggie maths right now instead of this. Yeah. Instead of learning two plus two.

Yeah. Welcome to the veggie podcast instead. That's what this is. Veggie podcasting. Veggie podcast. I will say, I actually ended up, I remember going into Veggie Maths and finding it more stressful because it was like, if I can't do this, that's fucked. Yeah.

You know what I mean? If even this is too hard for me, I think they're going to put me down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Being kept down that'd be amazing no put down oh no I know I understand lethal injection that's that's worse being kept down it's worse than being killed that's a good sketch they come in they're like you're at school yeah oh no don't keep me down and they're just leading you into a room yeah with the chair yeah uh thanks ashley hall ash minus lee hall um thank you very much to patreon subscribe now look here i've i've gone into the vaults here i've i've i've got i've dug deep and gone

there must be some people some long time patreon subscribers that haven't been a squeaky wheel. No. But they've been Patreon subscribers forever and still not, never given a mention. Yep. So I've got a couple. I've gone deep. Okay. These people have been subscribers for fucking ages.

Okay. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Aaron Bigelin or Bigolin. B-I-g-o-l-i-n aaron bigolin bigolin or begolin aaron begolin aaron bigolin i've covered both of them big begolin begolin maybe b-o-g makes more sense b-o-g-o-l. Bigelon. Yeah. I can't say it. You can't say it? Yeah. I can say it. It's right in front of me. I can say it.

Bigelon. Okay. I'm coming around. But Golan's just, it seems, if you look at the letters, it just seems a bit too fancy for what it is, I think. I will say neither one sounds right. Yeah. Neither one sounds like a correct name. I'm not sure about any of this.

But then also, just to think about the spelling of it, yeah, it doesn't look like a real name in my head anyway. No. So what do I know? No. Well, yeah. Bigelon. Yeah. They're all made up, so it doesn't matter.

Yeah. So true. Yeah. Anyway, this guy has been on the show for so long. I was looking at him going, how have I missed him over the years? And he's never squeaked that wheel. I don't believe so, which, you know, full credit to him. Yeah.

Good for him for not being a fucking pain in the ass, even though. Full credit for not giving a fuck. Yeah. Whether he gets any return on investment. Yeah, for not really, yeah, caring about. Oh, you know, look, you know, could have just tuned out. Could have tuned out long ago. Yeah.

Forgotten that he still subscribes on Patreon. Yeah. There's a couple of shows that I'm still kicking into that I have not listened to for years. Oh, really? I just think, you know what, good for them. They're doing their damn thing. I get how, you know, I get what a slog it can be. Yeah.

They can have my fucking six bucks. I don't need to be engaging with the content to feel like I should help out a fellow caster. What I like is I can see his email address here and he's got his name spelt wrong in his email address. Interesting. Which I like. Yeah. Yeah.

So, you know, at some stage we all have to read out our email address to someone. Yep. At some stage, we all have to read out our email address to someone, I reckon, IRL, out of our mouths, to then on purpose misspell your name when you're reading out and sound like a fucking idiot. That's an interesting choice. Well, maybe the email address is the correct way. And this debate we're having about Bigelan Bigolan, maybe this is the incorrect stuff. That's not the name that he's misspelt.

Okay. He's misspelt Aaron. Right. What's he done? One A? A-E-R-O-N. Why would you do that? Yeah, interesting.

Big fan of the Aero Bar. Yeah. Wants to give it a shout out in the email address. Aeron. Yeah. The big fan of the... The Aero Bar. The peppermint one.

Suck me off. Don't like it? You know what I like the flavour of? Air. Yeah, it makes things taste better, doesn't it? That's a real... That's like a... If that wasn't a chocolate bar, that could be like a sketch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like a madman. Here we go. We're going to get people fucking excited about eating the air. You know what I like? I just eat a full-on Cadbury dairy block that's chock-a-block. I take one bite of that and then I take one bite of nothing and just mix it up. Make it yourself at home.

It's my own recipe in my mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People don't realize that. You can just make an Aero bar yourself whenever you want. Like, not even out of chocolate. You can be eating anything. You can drink a glass of milk and then drink a glass of nothing and mix it up. You go to the service station, you're like, you got any arrows?

And they're like, no, but what we can sell you is this block of regular chocolate. And then here's some air. Yeah. And you can just have it. There's a pump outside actually. Watching a guy with the bike pump just into his block of chocolate yummy just just taking one bite and then one sip and then sucking sucking on the bicycle pump yeah that's good that's good global aero shortage people have been forced to get their aero bar from other avenues. Yeah, that's good. I like that a lot.

That's good. That's you, Aaron Bigelan. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad you've – you know what? I'm glad we took a while to get to you. Yeah. Because –

I don't think we would have had the skills to put that one together seven years ago. Yeah. Exactly. Thanks for tuning in from veggie email addresses yes back then I would have just been like Aaron

you get oh that's too many that's a lot of A's in your name yep and I'm out yeah that's it

yeah but look at look at the fucking skills that we've developed over time exactly worth like a fine wine

outriffing is. Well, thanks, Aaron Bigelon. Feel free to let us know how the fuck to pronounce your surname and why you can't spell your first name. Thanks, Aaron Bigelon, male jiggle-on. Yes. Thanks for not complaining. It was very bigelon of you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. To not hassle us. Yeah. Fuck, yeah, yeah. To not hassle us. Yeah. Fuck, we're good. That's good stuff. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber. And this is another long-time caller, first-time listener, or the opposite of that. No complaining from this young lady, I presume.

Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber, Hayley Fisher. Hayley Fisher. This has paid off taking the extra dayley Fisher. Hasn't been fishing. This has paid off taking the extra day in between. Has it? Don't you think? Maybe. I don't know.

Would we have... Because you had like real time constraints. Yes. If we were to have done it yesterday. I had to go and pick up my child. We wouldn't have been fucking around with veggie mouths and the DIY aero bar. Yes. You had like a lean 40 minutes to get in and out. We wouldn't have been able to afford to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The DIY aero bar. Yes. You had like a lean 40 minutes to get in and out.

We wouldn't have been able to afford to fuck around with our thumb up our asses like we have been. You were like, oh, you might not have time. You've got to go pick up your kid. And I'm like, oh, I should be all right. Oh, okay. I guess I better err on the side of caution. Then I got in the car and then was like, yeah, I fucking don't have any time here. What the fuck was I thinking?

Yeah, you were like, I can do it. And I was like, how am I more across this than you? Yeah. But I also... Once I got in traffic, I was like, oh, that's right. Going places takes time. Yeah. Yeah.

Especially when you leave your bag and laptop at my house and have to come back for it. Why would I need that? We should have just recorded it then. Yeah. Just rip out five names on my doorstep. Yeah. Why would I need that? Fucking idiot.

Fucking idiot. Well would I need that? Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Well, you know what? That was a rare time of me driving my wife's car to your place. And that's why usually I would walk out the front and I would just walk or get PT with a backpack on my back. But I felt weird. Me driving around is actually very rare. Yep. So it was a bit different.

But my car, updated very rare. Yep. So it was a bit different. But my car, update on my BMW. Yep. The Gotti mobile. The update is nothing since the last time I talked about it. Great. It has been sitting there for well over a year. Great. Doing absolutely nothing.

And just so you know, still cooked from that story that I told. Oh, like three years ago. Yeah, about driving to the dentist at Whoop Whoop. Great. And not knowing what the fuck I was doing with it. You know what? We might be coming up, because for whatever reason, I just have this memory that that was on my birthday.

And my birthday is the 25th of August. So we might be coming up on the two-year anniversary of that story. Fuck. Yeah, two years? Yeah. Yeah, it would be. Oh, my God. Okay, I've got to do something about this.

You need a sign down in your apartment block garage. One of those like 100 days without incident signs. Yeah. 355 days without driving. Fuck. Well, that's, I mean, if you're saying that's two years, it's more than 355 days. Oh, sorry, yeah, 700, yeah, 700. 800.

700, sorry, 700. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, I've got to get on to it. Fuck, beaten by the veggie maths cunt. Eat shit. Well, to be fair, I'm the veggie automobile guy as well, so I've doubled up there. The veggie car. Yeah, veggie car. Fucking Richard Scarry ass. The veggie automobile guy as well. So I've doubled up there. The veggie car.

Yeah, veggie car. Fucking Richard's scary ass. The veggie mobile. Well, thanks, Hayley Fisher, for not fishing for a mention for all this time. And, you know, it's taken well over hell and it's taken for me to fucking drive my car last time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I need to.

This is what I'm going to do. I think I i need to this is what i'm gonna do i i think i just need to give it away to someone so i've got a bit like underneath this apartment i've got to actually call the racv call roadside assist and then say i need my car towed okay no worries where to just out the front well yeah you could do like a um we could this is a you know piece of podcasting history we could do a give you This is a piece of podcasting history. We could do a giveaway. You know those old radio things where it's like everyone has their hand on the car? Yeah, yeah.

Last one left gets to keep the Godimobile. What's not... That's like, to my knowledge, that's not an old radio thing. That's a thing that that guy Mr. Beast or whatever his name is does. Does he do that specific thing? Maybe, I think maybe. He does a lot of giveaways and shit. I don't know if he specifically does stuff like that.

Someone told me that's what happens. Maybe that's right. Yeah, he does. I mean, he does all sorts of just like, I've given 100 cars to 100 people or whatever. But you could get it towed down to a park and we have a big old event. Come down.

Please. Last one left with their hand firmly, proudly placed on the Godimobile. You get to keep it. Yeah. And everything that comes along with it. Please, call me Carl. Mr. Beast is a guy on YouTube that I don't really know anything about. Yeah.

That's the name of the competition. Yeah. Fuck. Should I actually do that? That could be good. But the thing is, what does that person then do person then do that's pretty funny because you win the card doesn't start you you inherit it's like when someone dies and the family members get all their debt yeah you inherit the burden your big prize is you now have to figure out a way to fucking get this thing out of here there's a

massive chance that this is what happens. We set all that up. I'm getting the get-o-mobile. Got-i-mobile. Get-o-mobile. The get-o-mobile. Get-o-mobile. Please get this mobile. Give me that mobile.

I get it towed out into a place and then say, look, here's a big occasion. Everyone come down, put their hands on it. Last person to have their hand on it gets it. Then that last person goes, yeah, I don't really want it anyway. And then everyone leaves and all of a sudden I've just got a car there that starts getting parking fines because I can't fucking move it. Yeah.

Yeah, good point. Well, yeah. Yeah. But I will say it sounds like you literally don't have a better idea at this point. Yes. Yes. That's still the front runner, unfortunately. Look, the only reason I'm ruling it out is because as it happens right now,

as it sits in the garage, I'm not getting any fines at the moment. Yeah. So I'm just going worst case scenario. If you guys think this is a good idea, happy to do it at this point. Do you think it might be a point of gossip within the apartment building? People are like, is this some old lady that's died in this building? Maybe. I never see this car.

It's like covered in cobwebs and dust. It's very dusty. I never see this thing on the fucking move. Yeah. You know, there's always like, I was telling you yesterday, there was a car in my street for ages that had like 20 tickets on it someone had written a note on there being like basically just being like what's going on with this car it was just covered in like leaves and shit yeah i feel like every street needs some some sort of vehicle like that where you're like what is going on remember you saw it

and i'd seen it in the same week near me. There's like someone's done their car up like an Italian police car. Yes. Just every area needs like an urban legend vehicle where it's like, what's the deal with this fucking person who owns this car? You know what I'd love? If someone was, you know, you do this on the street when there's a dusty car and you put wash me or whatever,

there would be fucking any balls you move downstairs. Blow me yeah for someone to ride in the back mirror fix me yeah move me do something do something with your life get your shit out you should get get something painted on it turn it into a beautiful piece of art i gotta get it out there i gotta get it out there just mainly because my wife is fucking pestering me to do something about it just to get it out of the way and also so that i can just buy a cheap replacement so i don't have to drive her car around so she can use her own car oh look there's tons of reasons why you should do something it's a shame i'd love to see like if you if this was a building that had the like um the car stackers and You just haven't used it that long

and it's just been fucking below, below ground for like two years. What state it would be in when you bring it up. It's like a bit of a time capsule at this point because it's probably not been opened for two years. Oh, really? There's stuff in there that was cool at the time, Tamagotchis and stuff,

and I just don't even remember what's in there. Some Jared from Subway shirts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some, what is it? Finger spinners or what were they? Fidget spinners. Fidget spinners. Finger spinners.

Bunch of them I bought at the time. Yep. Yeah. Well, all right. I've really, it's- A few copies of E.T. on the Atari. Yeah. It's been sitting on my to-do list for so fucking long at the bottom.

You know, at the bottom of the list where it's like, this is never... You're never ticking off the things on the bottom of the to-do list. Oh, yeah. It's never happening. I use a to-do list app, which is kind of almost worse because it's dated. So, you can just see how long something that you've been putting off doing. Right. August 31 last year, throw out light globes.

Right. Still not done. Right. Because like, I'm not taking, that's a special trip. Is it? It's like a whole specialty trip. What do you mean? You've got to dispose them in like a special, you can't just put them in the bin.

Can you? You've got to take them to a special spot. What, like a normal small light bulb? Yeah. Really? Yep. Oh, I don't even know. Same with batteries.

You're not meant to just chuck them in the bin. Well, I'm here to tell you, you can do it if you try hard enough. Yeah. You can absolutely do it. Yeah. Yeah. So there you go. You can knock that off your to-do list if you want.

Yeah, great. Well, that's good to know. But you know what I mean? Any task like that that's like, this is just going and doing this. I can't really even tie it in with anything else. It's not like I'm on the way to do this. You used to be able to dispose of batteries and stuff at the supermarket near me, I think. But now that's gone.

Something like a Salvos run where you're chucking out a heap of stuff to the Salvos. It's like, you know what? I'm doing this. It needs to be done. There's a big bag at the front door and i need to do it but i also need know that if i don't do it it's not that big of a fucking deal and i'm not really getting anything out of it well the salvos run like getting rid of clothes is like well they're they are taking up room they're taking up room in the wardrobe or like at the front door like you say so that is good motivation but the light globes are like i mean they're not they're just in a bag in my boot they're not taking up any room you know what so it's even easier to push aside because

it's like oh well this isn't really i do need to get this done but it's not really affecting me in any way that's what's happening with my car at the moment you know what it's sitting there it's not attracting any fines i'm not having to organize people to come and put their hands on it yeah and because i can't drive this car i get to drive my wife's beautiful car instead i tell you what if you didn't have the garage if you didn't have the apartment building garage and you had on street parking yes and you had to like walk out your front door yeah and see it like i mean my car got fucking keyed like ages ago. And I have to like walk out my front door and see it like nearly every day. Yep.

And go, fuck, I got to do something about that. Yeah. My car just looks like shit. Yeah. All right. Not saying that I'm, you know, not saying that it's necessarily made me do anything about it. Yeah. But, you know. Well, I don't know.

If it's a good idea, maybe we'll talk about it on the main app doing it but contest yeah he's sort of funny um well thanks hayley fisher thanks for inspiring that that chat um long time listener first time reader outerer um okay we'll just do one more Okay Okay Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Oh okay This is Sort of a little bit like Something from before Like when we were talking about

Waldo before Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Where's comedy Where's comedy Yeah I think that must be like a new a new book right um where you go through and uh what it's what people have been saying for the last 38 minutes

yeah okay i'll set them up and you i won't even wait for you to set them up yeah well i was i was leaving enough gap there i'm throwing the ball down the lane while the pins are still slowly locked down. I just saw the door open from the

car park and I threw the ball into the bowling alley. Yeah. Well, thanks everyone. Thanks for listening to the show.

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