The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - Episode 46 - Jason Bateman, Charlie Day & Jason Sudeikis
Episode Date: August 16, 2011Wiki Vandalism, The Return of Dickie Knee and Red Carpet Mischief. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
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Hey, mates! Welcome once again into the Little Dumb Dumb Club, a chat show where we bring
a guest in and we bring that guest down to our silly little level. My name is Tommy Daslow,
sitting opposite me, as always, my co-host, Carl Chandler.
G'day, Dickhead.
How you going there, buddy?
Yeah, good. That's another sweet intro when we don't actually have a guest in here. Well, we don't, but
we are going to have guests on the show today. We'll get to that in a bit. I haven't seen
you for a little bit. I've been in Adelaide all week. Yeah, you've been on tour, haven't
you? I've been on your little tour. Yeah, I've been in my little tour van. Yeah, you've
been visiting the Dum Dum Masses in Adelaide? I have. By Dum Dum Masses, you mean 24-Hour
Bakeries, then? Yes. Oh, yes. Yes, Me and friend of the show, Bart Freebaum, were over there.
We hit up the 24-hour bakeries a lot.
I think we did one every night.
Did you?
I'm paying for it now.
You went to all three of them, obviously.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel awful now.
It is.
I can't, and I'm sure you can't stress this enough, how worthy it is to go to these 24-hour
bakeries when you get to Adelaide.
It is a real, like it should be on the emblem of South Australia.
Yeah, they're amazing.
Instead of the echidna or whatever is on there wasting everyone's time.
Get a couple of sausage rolls on there, mate.
Yeah, and it's not just that they're open all night.
It's that they do good different pies.
You can get weird different varieties of stuff.
I had a butter chicken pie.
And it makes you feel like it's not the same as getting McDonald's, is it?
Like McDonald's, in contrast, feels like real fast food,
whereas this is like you're doing yourself a favour.
You're doing your body a favour.
Crafted with care.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did.
Because I had too much of them.
I went to the Villy's one, the little cafe de Villy's.
Bought a little Villy's hat.
Bought matching merchandise.
Me and a friend of the show, Bart Freebound,
both bought matching Villy's hats.
And then we ended up just kind of looking like a weird gay couple
who dressed together.
Dressed the same, which is good.
Who advertise pastry together.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Well, we found out this week that Facebook does this thing where, you know, you can go
and see friendship.
It will tell you how long you've been friends for and it popped up on Wednesday and said
that it was me and Bart's four-year anniversary of our Facebook friendship.
Right.
So we started telling people that we'd come to Adelaide for the week just to celebrate our anniversary.
But, you know, it was good.
I feel repulsive.
I met some friends at the show and that was good.
I bought my little villas cap.
I wore it out last night on the town at about 2 o'clock.
Went to get into the Carlton Club and the bouncer just took one look at me
and went, no, you're not coming in.
I was like, why not?
And he goes, you just dress too casual.
I'm like, what's too casual?
I've got a nice shirt on.
I've got nice jeans.
I've got nice shoes.
And the pantser just looks at me and goes, to be fair, you are wearing a hat from a pie
shop.
And I went, okay, yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, you could have had a tux on.
That wouldn't have mattered.
Yeah.
You're going to advertise sausage rolls on your head.
You can't come in.
Yeah.
I just came here from home.
I know it's a good start to a day where I kissed my girlfriend.
Whoa.
When we got up, I kissed her on the cheek, as I want to do.
And she immediately wiped it off with her hand.
And I went, oh, that's a nice start to the day where you kiss your girlfriend on the
face and she wipes it off.
And she goes, no, I'm just washing my hand with my face.
Washing, getting your filth off my face.
Just to be clear, my girlfriend isn't three years old.
If that sounds like something a three-year-old would say,
my girlfriend is not three.
Well, it's funny you mention that because I, on the way in here,
I popped into a comic book shop in the city, Minotaur,
the big nerd haven in there.
And in one of the aisles, there was this nerd couple
full on making out, like really going for it.
And they were standing right near the stuff that I wanted to look at.
And there was no one else around.
So now I'm just like...
To be fair, they were standing next to the hardcore porn.
Yeah, the erotic illustrated calendars that they have in there.
So I'm just now looking like some weird pervert who's like deliberately trying to hang out
with these people.
So anyway, I leave and then I go and do some other stuff and then I'm in the 7-Eleven and
they're in the 7-Eleven in front of me going at it again, just rubbing my own loneliness
back at me in my face.
What were they in front of in the 7-Eleven?
Just waiting to pay.
Oh, at the register, making out at the register.
Getting turned on by the imminent financial transaction that was going to take place.
Getting turned on by the display copy of Zoo on the counter.
Yeah, exactly.
This week, only $1.95.
Oh, what a bargain.
I love yous.
So we've got some new business to get to.
Last week on the show, we were talking about vandalising Wikipedia.
Apropos of someone putting a fictional reference to your famous sister, as it were.
Jane Alsop.
Actress from Blue Heelers.
Who's not actually your sister.
Uh-huh.
Yep.
What did they do?
They put it in her Wikipedia.
Put it in her Wikipedia page that I'm her younger brother.
Yep.
Yep.
And we put the call out and we made the challenge to people to try and sneak us references to our show into as many different Wikipedia pages they could find.
And people have really come to the party.
There have been some great ones.
There have been some good ones.
That we've been alerted to.
What have we got here?
We've got someone got on and where's it gone?
Someone got on the Wikipedia
page for club. Yes.
Just the word club.
But they got rid of it. I think people
have been pretty quick to get rid of all that stuff.
Well, they put it under club. They put
the little dum-dum club, the archetypal
club. Is the little
dum-dum club. Is the little dum-dum club.
Actor Kyle Chandler
from Super 8 and Friday Night Lights
was your brother for a few hours.
And if you clicked on the link, it went to the page of Kyle Chandler.
Kyle Chandler was a professional American football player
who played offensive lineman for six seasons
for the New York Giants and Detroit Lions.
Kyle currently co-hosts popular podcast, The Little Dumb Dumb Club,
with Tommy Dasolo,
whom he met through the Big Brothers,
Big Sisters of America program.
So suddenly now you've also got a showbiz sibling
and you've played footy in your past.
Yeah, yeah.
We're changing NFL history.
This is awesome.
Hey, do you reckon because of people's reliance now,
students' reliance on Wikipedia,
do you reckon we've snuck into anyone's homework?
Oh, yes, that would be great if people are getting detentions because of us.
Yeah, if someone's done a little grade five project on Kyle Chandler
and snuck a reference to me in there and some teacher in Houston's gone,
I've never heard of Kyle Chandler or the Little Dum Dum Club.
You'll be staying with me after school for the next two weeks.
Okay.
What grade five kid is doing a project on
Kyle Chandler? I don't know. I did projects on
movie stars when I was in grade five.
Fair enough. That's a pretty obscure person for a grade
five kid to know.
Friend of the show and previous guest Steel
Saunders snuck us
onto the page for the TV show Alias
under reboot. Another
rumoured spin-off in 2011 featured Australian comedian
and actor Tommy Dasolo.
It was said to revolve around the popular little bloke's dual life
as Tommy Alsop, inner-city hipster,
and his secret alias, Tommy Dasolo, stand-up comedian.
This was ultimately dropped as the pilot episode centring around him
tweeting Melbourne weather reports was deemed boring
and, as television critic Carl Chandler put it, retarded.
That was a good one.
What else have we got?
We've got Chandler Beach was an American entrepreneur,
an encyclopedist.
He founded the publishing company CB Beach & Company.
Born when?
Well, he was born in 1839 and died in 1928.
Beach's first name was chosen in honour of Australian comedian Carl Chandler.
Beach's parents met at a comedy club where Chandler was performing
in 1836.
Oh, man, this is like, yeah, this is Dumb Dumb Club
Quantum Leap Edition right there.
It's very great.
What else?
There's one more that came through that I really enjoyed.
Under vocal, under voice types, types of voice, you've got baritone, you've got bass, you've
got tenor.
Where is this going?
The Dasolo.
Oh, right.
The Dasolo voice type is quite distinctive, most recognisable by its likeness to that
of a lady interested in other ladies.
And not audible to anyone else but dogs?
Am I guessing that?
It goes on.
Typically, Dassalos are young male comedians who are often mistaken for a person of the
fairest sex.
The Dassalo voice style can majorly alter whilst its owner is slightly ill with either
a cold or the flu.
The tessitura, what brackets, whatever that means, which is a great thing to have on Wikipedia,
whatever that means, the tessitura of the Dassolo can vary depending on its owner
and the way in which they wish to say words such as mate.
So that's very good.
That's very comprehensive.
I like that one.
So here's the thing that has happened, though.
Keep them coming, guys.
Keep sending them in.
Two things I would suggest.
I reckon it's kind of better if you go after Wikipedia pages
that are kind of obscure.
Yeah.
You know, like the Alias one, as great as it was, got taken down within about five minutes,
as did the Kyle Chandler one.
You've got to go after, you know...
That's weird that the Alias one is a popular one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know...
Is that still on air?
Alias?
I don't know.
Is it?
Maybe not.
I don't think it is.
I don't know.
But, well, you know, people are interested in the reboot, clearly.
It's a nerd sort of show, probably.
Yeah.
Yeah, nerds talk about it and make out in comic book shops while I'm there
just trying to get my books for the day.
Yeah, so pick more obscure ones.
And also probably get a screenshot when you've done it.
That's the secret.
You've got to get a screenshot because pretty soon it's gone into the ether.
Or send it to our Facebook or Twitter feeds immediately so we can get a screenshot.
Yeah, do let us know.
But keep them coming.
It's nice.
It's nice that people care.
It's funny.
People do that sort of funny stuff.
It's nice that people insult us by weaving in our insults through history.
Yeah, yeah.
What about you?
You got anything else going on this week?
What have I got this week?
I have, well, look, Tommy, you, yourself and myself,
we don't really have nine to five jobs.
We do a lot of different comedy things, don't we?
Yes, yes.
I would say that you could get rid of nine to five out of that sentence,
but it's still pretty accurate.
Yes.
So we go and do a lot of comedy related stuff, don't we?
And sometimes we've been both known to write for TV sort of things and whatever.
Correct.
You're doing a little bit at the moment.
I am doing a little bit at the moment, yes.
Well, I have recently, as in the last week, gone in for a little bit of work,
and I'm breaking this to you right now.
Yes.
Before you've even said it, how did you get that?
Yes, that was a very good industry way of finding that out.
So this is what's going to happen.
I've gone in for a TV show thing. I'm going to do a bit of writing on it. I'm currently doing a bit of writing on it. It is is what's going to happen. I've gone in for a TV show thing.
I'm going to do a bit of writing on it.
I'm currently doing a bit of writing on it.
It is a kid's show.
It's a new kid's show that's on.
And there's cartoons.
It's like, you know, like What's Up Doc used to be.
You know that?
Yep.
So you have the little Looney Tunes and you have the host stuff in between or whatever.
So I'm doing a bit of work writing on the host stuff in between.
So I have to write what goes in the mouth of, comes out the mouth of the two hosts. You're not writing lines for Pepe Le Pew? No, I'm doing a bit of work writing on the host stuff in between. So I have to write what comes out of the mouth of the two hosts.
You're not writing lines for Pepe Le Pew?
No, I'm not.
I'm not doing anything for Foghorn Leghorn.
Not at all.
I didn't get that.
Someone else does that.
Yeah, I'm not writing for Mel Blanc.
So the two hosts that I'm writing for, I'm writing what these people say, right?
Yes.
The two hosts.
Yes.
One is a young girl, young blonde girl, probably 21, 22-year-old.
Her co-host.
Just remember I'm writing for who this person is.
Sure, yes.
I am writing the words that are said by Dickie Nee.
Oh, you're kidding.
I'm not kidding.
For real, he's back.
He's back.
Yeah.
He's back and he's been chandled.
Wow.
So I'm presuming that I get to write the...
Well, you did a pretty average job of it just then.
I'm just writing it, though.
Lift your fake whip game.
They do it.
I just write that down.
I don't know how to spell...
Folks are dumb where I come from. I don't get to do it. I just write that down. I don't know how to spell. Folks are dumb where I come from.
I don't get to do that.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
Many people have been saying that you are the Dickie Nee of this shop.
Yeah, right.
Mr. Allsop.
Mr. Allsop.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
So, well, you know, I guess I'm taking this point right now to retire from the little
Dumb Dumb Club because I've got to the top of the mountain and I just can't go down from there.
The strange thing is the thing I'm working on is also a kid's show.
Well, it makes a lot more sense for what you are.
But who has been listening to this show and the weird filth that we talk about and going,
we'll get these guys in to write for kids.
We don't talk filth.
Do we?
We're all right.
Sometimes we do.
We're good guys.
Depends on who's in.
Yeah.
Kind of.
Yep.
Well, speaking of, today...
Just put it this way.
Yes.
When Dickie pops up, he's going to be going with a lot of,
G'day, Dickhead.
G'day, Mr. Dickhead.
Hey, mate.
Oh, great.
There you go.
There's some fodder for all the Wikipedia vandals out there.
Put a bit of Dickie Nee and Chandler in there together.
No, but you said don't hit up the popular Wikipedia pages.
Okay, cool, yeah.
We need more Jeff Keeve references in there.
More Jeff Keeve and Peter Walsall, our two new aliases.
Yep.
All right, so today on the show we've got a bit of a special one.
The plan is that we are going to be talking to Jason Bateman
from Arrested Development, Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia, and Jason Sudeikis from Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock.
The three of them are in the country at the moment.
They are this afternoon attending the premiere of their new movie,
Horrible Bosses, which somehow we have been invited along to,
and we're going to be talking to them on the red carpet.
Oh, God.
So this isn't a manufactured thing. We haven't done it already, and we're pretending not to know to them on the red carpet. Oh, God. So this isn't a manufactured thing.
We haven't done it already and we're pretending not to know how it's going to go.
We're on our way soon, aren't we?
We're in the afternoon.
We're going to head down there soon.
We've got our little portable recorder.
We're going to be standing on the side of the red carpet
hoping to get a bit of time with these three guys.
We're going to be the Joan Rivers of Australia.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's pretty thrilling.
I'm a big Arrested Development fan.
I've just recently gotten into Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
They're all funny guys.
I'm just happy to be near a red carpet.
Yeah, it'll be pretty exciting.
Have you been?
Of course I've not been.
I've been to one before.
I went to the premiere of Born Ultimatum with friends of the show, Tom Richard and
Tom Gleeson.
I went with Tom Gleeson, Adam Richard and Justin Hamilton.
Right.
And it was a weird thing where I turned up thinking.
Did anyone take a photo of you?
But that's the thing.
I thought no one would.
Did they think you were Hayley Joel Osment?
He is great in the Bourne films.
I sort of thought, you know, no one's going to take photos of me,
but people, the thing I've really realised is that people,
even if they don't recognise you, they just go nuts anyway
because they sort of think they're not to take the risk of finding out,
oh, we missed out on Hayley Joel.
Yeah.
That's not like the old days when, you know, film was worth something.
It's just digital.
They can erase it later.
Yeah.
I don't mind wasting a couple of megapixels on little Daslo.
Yeah.
So we're going down and we're going to chat to these guys.
We don't really know what we're going to talk to them about yet.
I mean, I'm...
We're going to disappoint them.
We're going to let them know what the Australian media can be like at its depths.
Because, I mean, previous listeners of the show will know about me.
Anytime I'm in an interview capacity with someone famous,
I buckle under the pressure.
I don't handle it very well.
You pretty much messed up the first couple of episodes of this show with me.
You were a bit spooked by talking to me.
Yeah, I'm a bit nervous.
And that's the thing.
I mean, you know, I want this.
I'm going to level it out by barely knowing who these people are.
Yeah, well, that'll help.
That'll help.
Maybe our powers combine.
We can Voltron it.
We can Voltron interview it.
Turn into one competent person.
See, I admire these guys.
I want them to like me.
I want them to think of me as a buddy.
You know, they're going to be coming down the red carpet.
I don't want them thinking, oh, Jesus, we've got to do another.
They will.
What's it like on the movie?
We've got to distinguish ourselves.
You know, I've got, I bought some card on the way in here and I've got a Posca pen.
Oh, really?
Why don't we make up a sign that says friend of the show and see if we can get photos with
these guys holding a friend of the show banner that we've made.
What's Posca?
Like a Posca, like a thick pen, thick marker pen.
Do you mean a texter?
Posca's like the brand, I think, isn't it?
Is it?
Yeah.
Texter's a brand too.
Yeah, is it?
Is that a new thing?
I don't know.
Maybe it's not. I don't know. Look, to be honest, I feel like isn't it? Is it? Yeah. Texas is a brand too. Yeah, is it? Is that a new thing? Maybe it's not.
I don't know.
Look, to be honest, I feel like we're focusing on the wrong part of this story. It's far more interesting to me.
A new brand name for inked pens.
Really?
When does that happen?
Sorry for getting us access to A-list Hollywood celebrities.
Maybe next episode we can just do it from bloody Ikea or office works.
Yeah, from Eckersley's.
So, all right. Well, we're going to head down in a minute and, you know, we're just going
to...
And we're going to the casino.
It's at the casino.
That's the funny thing about it, this premiere.
Finally, we get to go to the casino.
The Crown Casino, which, you know, I'm just picturing Bateman walking down the red carpet
and thinking, you know, the thing I've always thought about man's Chinese theater is it
could use a few pokies in there, you know?
And a few exploding bloody whatever they have down there.
The fire that shoots into the sky from whatever it is.
Yeah.
And sizzle seagulls.
Spits on fire.
It is.
You know, if you're walking down there when those things go off,
God, it's a nightmare.
It's so intense.
I hate it.
Yeah, it's not great.
But we're doing, we're not walking the red carpet.
We're just sniping off the red carpet, aren't we?
Yeah. So we're a chance of talking to, are we a sniping off the red carpet, aren't we? Yeah.
So we're a chance of talking to other people?
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, whoever's there, we'll try and grab whoever we can.
Whoever the big names of Melbourne media.
Apparently, Totti Goldsmith is going to be there.
That's what I've been told in the invitation.
I've only got a picture of what she looked like in 1984,
so I'm not sure if that's going to fit up to what she looks like now.
Carl, why have you got to be like that? I'm an enemy of the show. But, yeah, I'm not sure if that's going to fit up to what she looks like now. Carl, why have you got to be like that?
I'm an enemy of the show.
But, yeah, I'm excited.
This is going to be a weird experience.
I guess we'll come back in here afterwards and maybe debrief
and talk about how we think it went, maybe.
Yeah, what we think Toddy thought of us.
I've got our tickets to the movie here.
I printed them out at Officeworks on the way.
That cost me all of 25 cents.
Oh, right. I'll fix you up.
How do you like this? Only had a 50.
That's good. It was a great day at Officeworks.
Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go down, let's go to
the casino, let's have a few beers before we do
this and hopefully we'll see you on the other side
talking to Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason
Sudeikis.
Hey, Charlie Day.
We're the Little Dumb Dumb Club.
We're a radio show.
Little Dumb Dumb Club. The Little Dumb Dumb Club.
Yeah, you like us, don't you?
No, who named you that?
Us.
You did it yourself?
Yeah.
I speak to the truth.
Well, it speaks to the truth, then.
Yeah, yeah.
So you're on the Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
a big show that people like,
and the big thing about this season is that the character of Mac has gotten fat.
Yeah.
That's the big thing.
He's done a bit of a Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jones's diary kind of thing.
Would you ever do that for a role?
I would, but he beat us to it.
You're right.
He went full Zellweger this year.
Yeah.
What role would you have to be offered to have to fatten up?
Like, what role would you fatten up for?
Or do anything else dramatic?
You know, I'd fatten up for pretty much anything.
Can you fatten up for us now?
Give me some salt.
Give me a beer and some salt, and I'll do it.
What about this?
Now, this is just another American movie that's come out
where guys are running away from Jennifer Aniston.
What's going on in Hollywood?
Why is everyone so repulsed by Jennifer Aniston over there?
I don't get it.
I did not write the movie, okay, and I did not cast the movie.
Is the writer or caster here?
No.
So we can throw them under the bus.
Maybe it's some weird showbiz rumor's gone around about her.
I'll be the first to say it doesn't make a lick of sense because, you know, she looks fantastic.
But, you know, we managed to make it somehow funny.
Yeah.
That's weird for people to find her unattractive.
I can't take my eyes off the billboard that's behind us right now.
But let me ask you a question, in all sincerity.
Do you have a girlfriend?
I do.
Would you fuck her?
Now?
Yeah.
Now?
On the record, would you cheat on your girlfriend? Yeah. Now? On the record.
Would you cheat on your girlfriend?
My girlfriend doesn't listen to this, so I'll say yes.
He's a very honest man.
You're in the film Going the Distance as well.
I am currently in a long-distance relationship.
God help you.
Is there anything you can, you know, advice you can impart from your time working on that film that you may have gleaned?
Well, I was in a long distance relationship before that film
and I eventually
just caved in
and moved where she was.
Right, okay.
So,
I was in New York,
she was in Los Angeles.
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah.
And that's worked out?
Yeah, I got a baby in her.
Alright, well there's hope.
So yeah.
Or lack of hope,
I don't know.
He won't just go
and nick himself
straight after the show,
so that's good.
Right, right, right.
Thanks very much, man.
Thanks.
Cheers.
Hi, Jason, Tommy and Carl.
Tommy and Carl from the Dum Dum Club.
Dum Dum Club.
First of all, I know you've probably been asked this a million times on this press junket so far.
Let's have it again.
Let's have it.
The rumored movie that's coming up that's been coming a long time with your involvement
that everyone's talking about on the web, is there any further news with the making of Teen Wolf 3?
Ha ha.
You got to see where he was going there, and then he switched it.
He did have a pretty big run-up on it.
Yeah, it's not bad.
It was worth the wait.
It is true, and it is in 3D.
And what's the sport?
Instead of boxing, you had that sweet wolf sport boxing last time.
What's the new one this time?
Curling.
Curling?
Obvious.
I should have guessed that myself.
Hair gets stuck in the eyes.
See?
We start with a laugh.
That's good.
So our show is called The Little Dum Dum Club,
and you actually have a production company called Dum Dum.
True.
So it's kind of something that we have in common.
We're both fans of the double usage of the term dumb.
And both have low expectations, obviously, I guess.
Well, there are two dum-dums that run our company.
Are you guys both dumb?
We are both dumb.
We're not great.
Do you spell yours with a B?
We don't.
So you're extra dumb.
The way God intended.
Don't even spell what we are.
How sad.
So what about a merger?
Maybe the little dum-dum club with a B.
We've impressed you so far, obviously.
So we've just got to ink this now?
Is that right?
Yeah. We'll call it Four Dummies. There we we've just got to ink this now? Is that right? Yeah.
We'll call it Four Dummies.
There we go, that'll work.
All right.
Four Dum.
Do you guys have a card?
Let's drill down a little deeper.
We can't spell our name.
Do you think we'd have a card?
Thanks very much.
Thanks.
Tommy.
Tommy, nice to meet you.
Tommy Carl from Little Dum Dum Club.
You're Tommy as well?
I'm Carl.
I'm the Carl out of Tommy and Carl.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You introduced the show first.
Tommy and Carl. Tommy, Carl. Let's You introduced the show first. Tommy and Carl.
Tommy, Carl.
Let's go.
Let's get into it.
We've got Jason Sudeikis here doing some great wacky photo work just before.
If only we could capture this on the audio.
Yeah, I know.
It's radio's one foible.
You can't see it.
So we have a thing on our show where people...
Because you guys are handsome as shit.
Nobody knows that.
Nobody knows that.
Yeah, yeah.
We have a thing on our show where people have started sneaking references of us into other people's Wikipedia pages, vandalizing them.
Have you ever read any good lies about yourself on the internet?
You know, things that people have made up about you?
Yeah.
What's your favorite one that you've read that's been made up?
I guess my favorite is that I dated one of my co-stars in this movie.
Oh, okay.
That's a good one.
That was a good one.
Yeah.
Me and Charlie.
Charlie and I.
That's made up. It's totally made up. Oh, okay. I mean a good one. That was a really good one. Yeah. Me and Charlie. Charlie and I. That's made up.
It's totally made up.
Oh, okay.
I mean, we've kissed.
Yeah.
But you never dated.
But, like, what's another good...
I'm trying to think of another good BS thing.
Would you like to make something up right now?
Yeah.
Would you like us to add something to your Wikipedia page when we get home?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What should we put on there?
That the song You Oughta Know is about me
by Alanis Morissette. Oh, okay. That's a good one. That's a very good one. Yeah. Okay. Done.
That's great. That's very wacky of you. I'm going to die. So here we are.
We're back.
We've just done the red carpet of the Horrible Bosses premiere.
And we watched a movie.
We watched the movie.
It's been a long day.
Oh, Jesus.
How did that go?
Did that go all right?
I reckon that was all right.
Yeah, that was all right.
It was weird, wasn't it?
It's weird to dedicate a whole day to talking to someone for about a minute and a half.
To go and watch a movie that you know in about 18 months' time is going to be worth $2 at
your Blockbuster.
At your Video Easy, even.
I'm sure they're wrapped that we're giving them this kind of promotion.
I forgot about that.
It was great.
It was a fun day.
It was a fun afternoon.
Yeah, it was fun. The whole circus that becomes the red carpet, the competitive, everyone trying to sort of
muscle in and get the position.
Yeah, mooching in on Pets Monthly next door to us and whoever else was there.
Yeah, people.
Who were we sandwiched between?
We were sandwiched between 3OW and the top 40 take, take 40 top hits.
Yeah, was that what it was?
Yeah.
Well, whatever, Kyle and Jackie O host.
Oh, yeah.
Ex Barry Bissell hosted.
Yeah.
And we made friends with the girl doing that.
That was fun.
So it wasn't a total waste.
No, we got to talk to girls for a couple of hours.
Yeah.
And that was fun.
You were in pretty good form.
Well, look, the listeners will know that by now, Tommy.
You don't have to.
Well look, the listeners will know that by now Tommy
We got a little sheet of
photographs of who was going to be
walking the Red Cup, just so we could
know, and you were in great
form, it was like you had a
Guess Who board of dickheadery
that you were just going through for the first
hour while we were waiting for the show
We were supposed to get more of these, you know, lower
celebrities, we were supposed to see Alex Favola, we were supposed to see Simone Warne, we were supposed to get more of these lower celebrities. No one? We were supposed to see Alex Favola.
We were supposed to see Simone Warne.
We were supposed to see who else?
Simone Warne wasn't on there, was she?
Wasn't she?
Yeah, she was.
Yes, she was.
I think you just wanted it.
No, no, no.
She was there.
What else?
James Ryan.
David Ryan.
I don't recognize any of those people.
I just looked at that list and felt bad.
There's two people from the Victorian cricket team.
That was very good.
We missed out on them.
Or maybe we didn't because how would you know what they look like?
That's it.
Maybe they did walk through.
Maybe they did.
Well, we talked to friends and previous guests, Nick Maxwell and Peter Hellyer.
Oh, yeah.
Well, let's just play that tape.
Well, I hadn't worked out how to use the recorder properly then.
Oh, so you messed that up.
Yeah, I messed that up.
I cocked that up.
Royal.
All right.
That's gone into the McAuliffe file.
Yeah, absolutely.
So we had that
What do you reckon about the people that we interviewed?
The three stars of the show?
Yes, yeah
I reckon Bateman didn't have a lot of time for us
Yeah, I don't reckon
I don't reckon Bateman had a lot of time for anyone
I don't think he was into it
I think
I think he had better things to do than talk to us
Yeah, yeah
But I did notice
I did notice that he was with
Because I sort of felt like we were coming out of the gates.
I felt like we would do well out of it purely by the fact
that we weren't going to ask any questions about bosses
or previous jobs or anything like that.
Oh, the guy next to us, he said,
there's a guy next to us for some cable TV thing
that just said to everyone,
horrible boss is the name of the movie.
Have you ever had a horrible boss?
Yeah, and so instantly when we were going,
our show's called The Dum Dum Club, isn't that silly?
Yeah, Bateman, you know, it's that hard thing about interviewing famous people
that you don't know where, you know, it's fun to do and it's cool to meet them,
but at the same time, you don't want to break, you know,
I really like Jason Bateman.
I'm a huge Arrested Development fan.
It kind of breaks my heart a little bit that he's not, you know, he's a bit cold.
My favourite bit was when the cable TV host from, I think he was on a music channel.
My favourite bit was when David Raine went down the, not the aisle, the red carpet,
and he grabbed him, got the camera on him and went,
here he is, the Rainmaker.
But yeah, no one else really walked down the red carpet.
Friend of the show, Adam Richard, got ushered away from the red carpet.
We saw on Twitter as we were sitting down to watch the movie.
But then we saw him in the foyer and he was just wearing tracksuit pants.
Wearing a snuggie, I think.
He was wearing a snuggie made from the red carpet.
Who do you reckon came out best?
Who was your favourite?
I don't know.
The last two guys were both good.
Yeah, I thought Charlie was good.
Charlie came to the party.
He was alright.
It was a good example of, you know, you meet someone that you like them because they're
funny and they're actually funny and engaging with you.
Yeah.
Well, would you do it again?
Would you do another red carpet day?
Oh, man.
That was a long day.
It was a long day.
I've got better things to do.
You do not.
I do.
I actually do.
You really do not.
They're not that good, but it's still better than doing that all day.
Well, early you were excited that we just had a thick Posca pen to use to make signs
with.
Early, you were excited that we just had a thick Posca pen to use to make signs with.
I did have fun talking a lot of crap among all those media types and inadvertently insulting some of them.
Well, there was someone from 3AW who was meant to be next to us who hadn't rocked up, so
we were just ragging her behind her back for a good 15 minutes, and then at one point,
she's rocked up, but we didn't know it was her yet, And then suddenly I found out that it was her and that we had been.
And you kept that information to yourself and I kept going.
Well, what was I going to do?
Turn to you and go, hey, Carl, stop it.
That's the one you've been ragging this whole time.
Yes.
That's what you should do.
You should do that.
But why would I?
I would have enjoyed myself a lot less if I had done that.
Okay, fair enough.
I'll take that too.
It'd be like if I'd stood up halfway through the movie and gone, switch the projector off.
Did you bring your free show bag in the film?
I didn't.
We got a free blow-up beach ball with horrible bosses written on it
and a free toothbrush.
Which, spoiler alert, but there are toothbrushes in the film.
Oh, yeah, there is too.
Anyway, what did you think of the film?
The film was alright.
I enjoyed it.
I didn't expect heaps of it.
I enjoyed it.
It's fun.
It's a fun movie.
Yeah, it's alright.
Good date night movie, I guess, maybe.
Yeah, it's fun.
Something for everyone.
You get to see a bit of some good Jennifer Aniston action in there.
Yeah.
Some great.
I think my girlfriend would enjoy that movie.
You think she would?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
She likes that sort of thing.
Sure, yeah.
Too bad I didn't bring her.
Yeah.
And we got them to pose with friends of the show, banners.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So we've got all that coming up on Twitter and Facebook.
We'll have that on the website.
And on the Barry website, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. So we've got all that coming up on Twitter and Facebook. We've got pictures and whatever, so that'll be awesome.
And on the Barry website too.
That'll be desktop setting
available.
Well, is that it?
It's been a long day.
I just want to go.
I don't want to see you anymore.
Okay.
Well, thanks for listening, guys.
That was a bit of a weird
different one.
We hope you enjoyed it.
It was fun to get
some big name
Hollywood celebs in.
I'm sure it'll be back
to business as usual
next week with whoever
we can drag off the street or in this building
in the studio
thanks very much for listening
is there a film premiere for Austin Powers 4 next week?
oh when it's been announced
and when it comes out by god if this show is still going
it won't be
we won't be doing that premiere
we'll be in Austin Powers 4
thanks for your wiki vandalism, guys.
Keep it coming.
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See you, mate. understand it is what it is and it was what it was
and ever since you've been gone
it's been a lot of good things
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