The Luke and Pete Show - A message in the silt
Episode Date: September 21, 2023Pete leaves the country for two weeks and all the schools, hospitals and gyms are now falling down. Who knew that Donny was the man keeping this country together?Elsewhere, we hear about a 195-year-ol...d time capsule which turned out to be quite disappointing and Pete explains what happens when a dog bites a battery, which is information he probably shouldn't have…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's the L and Pete show.
It is Thursday, the 21st of September.
My name's Pete Donaldson.
I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Moore.
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Criminals. Criminals on the lam, on lam on the run going air wall and all kinds of stuff but um
there's still quite a few news stories that have happened since i've been away in japan
um tell us about this fucking concrete thing luke i i don't know what the issue is really
well okay i wasn't expecting this but i'm gonna do my story right basically um a load of I don't know what the issue is, really. Well, okay.
I wasn't expecting this, but I'm going to do my best.
So basically, a load of buildings in the UK and elsewhere, I believe,
are filled with this stuff called rack concrete, right?
It's like aerated concrete.
I think it's cheaper.
It's easier to use.
But it's only got a kind of shelf life it's got a very limited shelf shelf
life when compared to like other buildings made of um concrete right and um surprisingly i mean
this will complete but you'll be pleased for sitting down sitting down for this one um a lot
of chickens have come home to roost because people have gone we'll just make this out of
rack concrete and not worry about it and in 30 years we'll be long gone
so it doesn't matter.
And those 30 years have come around
and it turns out hospital buildings,
schools, etc, etc, are made of it.
And it's a problem.
Now, I don't think,
I think I'm right in saying
that rack concrete per se
is not an issue in principle.
It's not like you can't ever use it.
It's legal to use it and stuff.
But I think it involves a certain amount of legal to use it and stuff but i think it
involves certain amount of maintenance and waterproofing and other stuff that comes along
with it which i just don't think's happened because of course in this country schools
hospitals these kind of buildings they're very under i mean these organizations are very underfunded
and so you've got a load of schools that are um having to close and the pubis not safe for pupils
to be there you've got hospitals it's 14 nhs hospitals that are affected to close and it's not safe for pupils to be there.
You've got hospitals. It's 14 NHS hospitals that are affected by it.
There needs to be some rapid kind of repair work done there.
So it's just like the life cycle of the building
ends at a certain time
and you have to replace the concrete.
I think it's a maintenance issue.
And they just sort of went,
we can't, we didn't factor this in.
What I suspect is the case
is that the private sector just runs roughshod over everyone
and there's no effective government regulation to drain it in
because there's no effective government in this country.
The government in this country isn't really a government, is it?
It doesn't set any policy agenda.
It doesn't control anything, really.
It's just a lame duck kind of psychodrama,
and we're all just holding our breath
until the election,
in which case the country will fuck us again, probably,
because half the complete fucking idiots
in this country will vote for the Tories every time
or ensure some kind of hung parliament
or something like that,
and it'll go to shit again.
But I feel like it's like,
it's quite dystopian.
If you look at,
so that's the issue.
That's in very broad brushstrokes.
I'm not a fucking,
you know,
I'm not a structural engineer.
I'm not an architect.
I don't know about it in any more detail than that.
But what I do know about,
I think,
is the way the government have kind of responded to it
and the way they've responded to it
in terms of their communications through social media
and stuff like that has actually been really dystopian.
I mean, did you see the Home Office's...
I think it was the Home Office.
Whatever government department is responsible for this
put a tweet out with a graphic saying
almost quite literally,
good news, most schools are unaffected.
It's like, it's not really the point though, is it?
No.
And these kind of like,
I don't know why they bother putting this stuff out.
When that prisoner was on the loose
that we spoke about last week,
I think the CPS and a police,
some kind of police organisation
were having a kind of like a jovial chat
via their Twitter profiles at one point.
Sort of going, yeah, we're working really hard to do this.
And they're going, yeah, you stay in there, darling.
Why do they feel like they have to do this?
Yeah, and also the other thing I would point out
about the RAC thing specifically as well,
is just that this is a story that broke a couple weeks ago and um if you
go on say the bbc website now they've got a section on it i guess because people are worried about
their kids schools and stuff i mean as recently as like a day ago they're finding they found two
more schools have to close because of it in w. Two venues in Peter have had to close down.
A couple of days ago, a big leisure centre in Carlisle
have had to cancel a load of events
because they're kind of worried about it.
It's like a continuing thing.
And I think it's a really interesting metaphor
for what's happening in the UK at the moment, right?
What better metaphor
could you get?
These chronically underfunded things.
I'll tell you, the only one better that could happen
is to tie this whole thing together is that a prison would fall
down and all the prisoners would escape
because of rock concrete.
It really is depressing
how far we've fallen as a nation.
And I wonder, I just wonder if this would have happened
had you not gone to Japan, Peter.
I think it's a really kind of like pastoral, avuncular role
that you perform just by being present in the country
at times of crisis.
Yeah, I like the cross in the...
Where did the cross go?
The tower.
Yeah.
I would... And it was kind of stark.
There was a guy who I used to work with,
he used to talk about America
like it was like the best place ever.
And he would sort of go,
because America's a proper country
with proper stuff happening in it, proper country.
And he went over to America to be a radio DJ
and he, you know.
He wasn't, it's so it was.
Found it quite difficult difficult Ian Camfield
thank you very much
nice
nice blog
but very much
has a very
quaffed
kind of
kind of
style of presenting
let's say
and he sort of
he's very careful about
how he's
how he's regarded
I think
and he always spoke about
how cool America was
and he gets out there
and you know
he works for K-Rock for a couple of years and then his shit can and and and working elsewhere now but
um so like he he managed to sort of make the move and stuff and you know america is the best place
in the world but i do go to japan i do go there's not a single train that doesn't um leave on time
there's not a single bit of public infrastructure that is falling down everything is maintained
every there they have that kind of is it mccarthy who had the whole kind of like over over um uh
over employment so to speak so like you you walk past any kind of like car park there is a man
sometimes two men with um lit up um light sticks waving um drivers out of the um out of the car
park and onto the road like everyone's got a job um it is horrific for minorities women and the rest
but that side of actually the the the entire structure of society and the infrastructure
working it just works maybe it's because they're
just beset by like loads of earthquakes so their buildings have to be up to code but everything
sort of works because it has to work and everyone's employed and everyone seems to have a job and
unemployment is is is very uh is very low homelessness is very low. Homelessness is very low. The welfare state isn't great. You've got insurance
to use the hospitals and stuff.
But as a functioning society,
everything works.
There's barely any crime
and all the rest.
It's stark to see
what situation you come back to.
And we sound like such old bastards.
You speak to any person who's under 30
and you sort of go, right, where do you think we're all going?
They can see it clearer than anyone else.
I have no aspirations for my career, my life, owning my own home,
because it's all going to shit
and we've been robbed blind by successive Conservative governments.
Yeah, I think you don't need to
be
like an old
person just doing the old Uncle Albert back in my
day thing. I mean, the UK
has fallen to, I
think, 22nd
in the quality of life index.
It's below Slovenia.
It's below Qatar.
It's below Estonia.
Is it around Albania?
Is Albania kicking around?
Albania, I can't see them on the list,
but you may well be right.
And so you can use your own experiences
to understand that things are poor.
The example would just be that if I get in my car
to drive somewhere i'm very
fortunate to have a car i like to think i've worked hard to earn the money to have a car but
nevertheless i understand i'm fortunate to have a car right it cost me about 100 quid to fill it up
right it cost me all sorts of fucking issues with all the potholes in the road right okay well i
don't want to i don I have to park somewhere,
I'll pay a conjecture, whatever.
You just...
I understand that, like, you have to pay for things,
but, oh, you decided you don't want to get in your car,
so you want to get public transport into work.
Okay, well, the train's not on time.
It cost me an absolute bomb to get there.
I want to go to the hospital to help,
to get something done.
Well, it's full of rack, so it's falling down.
I need to check what school to send my kid to
because that's the
same problem um you just feel like you just get robbed over and over again for nothing that
actually works i'm actually a fairly i'm a very happy taxpayer i'm not one of these people who
you know once doesn't want to pay tax i get it i'm happy to do it i think i want to pay tax i
can't afford it you're not paying tax because you go on your holidays instead and i think people understand
that but but the point is if you're not getting anything to show for it it obviously makes it
it's a bit different i'm not complaining about tax per se i'm complaining about the fact that
you don't get anything for it which is a completely different argument so yeah i think we're in a
really bad state i maintain the last time britain did anything good was the um the olympics in 2012
yeah okay yeah and it's been it's been a good old slide since then really 11 years and counting the last time Britain did anything good was the Olympics in 2012.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
And it's been a good old slide since then, really, hasn't it? 11 years and counting, baby.
So it's not been great.
I think if you had stayed here,
we would have avoided it all, I think.
Yeah.
Because you'd have done your thing.
While you were away also,
there was a great story you'd like to look of.
I don't know if you saw it,
because I do understand that you still have the internet in Japan.
Excellent internet. great story you'd like to look of i don't know if you saw it um because i do understand that you still have the internet in japan um did you hear about um excellent internet yeah did you hear about the um the archaeologist who found um 195 year old time capsule oh no that's interesting i
mean as time capsules go they're only ever like 30 years aren't they um and they've been jammed
in the ground by a school.
But that's a good amount of time.
Well, this was 195 years old and was discovered inside the base of a monument
dedicated to a Revolutionary War soldier during renovations at West Point,
which is the military academy in New York State, I believe, last May.
Right.
So the officials who discovered it thought that
they'd placed the box inside the monument in
1828.
So rather than just fucking
get on with their job, they said,
here's what we're going to do. We're going to have a
big press conference, and we're going to
get all the current cadets at West Point
to do a big poll and survey
about what they think's in it.
It's almost 200 years old.
What can you think of?
You know, people were saying,
oh, it's probably got an American flag in it.
It's got some old military army boots in it
or whatever.
Right.
Yeah, jewellery, et cetera, et cetera.
Guess what was in it?
Cum.
Oh, so you did see the story.
Did see the story.
Yeah.
It's only a little bit better than that.
Right.
It was full of silt.
There was nothing in it.
Well, I mean, someone must have put the silt in there.
But the guy opened it live at a press conference
in front of a load of experts and the world's media.
And then all he could say was,
I'm afraid it's not quite met expectations.
Imagine being in that moment when you open it up and it's empty.
Emptying it out and it's just full of soil.
Just full of...
I mean, did something...
Was something in there beforehand?
Has it been robbed?
They said at the moment the best guess is...
Disintegrated.
That moisture got inside it and disintegrated everything.
Particularly if it was something made of paper or made of wood or something like that, it would have disintegrated over that time.
I liked my favourite reply on the story on Twitter was,
there was a cat in there, but you opened the box.
Yes, exactly.
I would say that with stuff like that is whenever there's a time capsule,
there's never anything good in there. never put anything good in there you put like a you know a cd version of the cartoons
whatever is it what would you put in the time capsule now um i'm very fond of um tinned octopus
from uh sainsbury's um probably put one of them in. An example of the things we eat now.
A joint time capsule for us.
I'd put Elon Musk in one.
Right, okay.
Well, I mean, we can't put people in there.
Elon Musk and a lower tinned octopus.
So it basically accentuates and elongates his misery
because he could always eat the octopus
to survive a bit longer, didn't he?
You're right.
I don't think there's anything ever...
The thing with this one is it's reasonably
interesting because
it was situated
so it could have been
it could have been
a really interesting
historic souvenir
from the war of independence
or the civil war
something like that
right
and it turned out
to be absolutely
fuck all
which is really
the biggest example
of expectation
not being in reality
that you can think of
crazy story while you're away also a couple of things I wanted to bring up finally was that Example of expectation not being in reality that you can think of.
While you're away, also, a couple of things I wanted to bring up finally was that I watched a couple of good TV things while you were away.
Oh, right, yeah.
2 a.m. while the baby sleeps?
Yeah, he goes to bed pretty regularly now.
You normally get a couple of hours before you need to go to bed, so that's good.
And the first one I'll just gloss over,
because I'm not sure it will be a huge amount of interest to you,
but to our listeners it may be.
There's a Storyville documentary called Eight Bar,
The Evolution of Grime.
Right.
And they've got all the big protagonists in the grime movement,
which is really kind of very, very influential
and is now kind of absolutely present in a lot of music you hear today as well.
Yeah.
And it charted grime from its kind of origins
in the kind of jungle
and garage movements
and starting off in basements
in like East London
in Bow,
for like disenfranchised,
disadvantaged,
angry youths,
basically.
And it charts it
all the way to Stormzy
headline in Glastonbury.
It's a really interesting thing.
A lot of great names
in there.
Dizzy Rascal's in there.
Kano's in there.
Skepta.
Tinchy Strider.
All those kind of types
are all in there.
Very, very good. It's on Storyville.
Available to watch on the iPlayer now for our British
listeners. Very, very
heavily recommended. But the thing I watched
and I finished yesterday, which I thought you'd be interested
in, I think you probably already know a bit
about it, is I finished watching One Piece
on Netflix.
Oh, right. Okay, the old Japanese anime
conversion. Is it good?
I thought it was
fucking fantastic.
I thought it was brilliant.
What?
Is he a little
sailor or something?
What's his vibe?
It's about a guy,
a kid,
I guess like a teenage kid
called Monkey D. Luffy
who's like a,
he wants to be
king of the pirates.
Right.
And so he sets about
putting a crew together
to try and find
this piece of treasure
called the One Piece left by the old king of the pirates who died called Old Roger. Right. And so he sets about putting a crew together to try and find this piece of treasure called the One Piece
left by the old King of the Pirates
who died called Old Roger.
Right.
It's just about all these different kind of things
that happen along the way.
He puts his crew together.
He's got the Marines chasing him.
There's loads of kind of good versus evil stuff.
But he's really,
he's really the kind of,
the moral epicenter of the show.
So he's like, he's very positive. He loves people. He doesn't, he always trusts them. He's kind of the moral epicenter of the show so he's like he's very positive he loves people he
doesn't he always trusts them he's kind of like very clearly and obviously the kind of the moral
kind of arbiter of what's good and what's bad and then a reason i liked it is because i don't have
any knowledge at all of the um the anime or the manga before that i think it's based on the manga
before that um but it's i read before's one, I think it might even be
the most valuable piece
of IP in the world
that's yet to be converted.
Yeah.
So there's obviously
a huge amount of expectation
that came on it.
I mean,
they were kind of
looking at that
and thought,
this is going to be
an absolute disaster.
But I think it's been
generally received
quite well, yeah.
I would recommend it.
It's really beautifully
put together.
It looks great.
It feels like it's, people who know more about it than me recommend it it's really beautifully put together it looks great it feels like it's people who know more
about it than me
have said it's more
it's kind of more faithful
than some of those
earlier ones like
Cowboy Bebop
and Death Note
and stuff
it's really
honestly very good
and it's just been
commissioned for a
second season
which I think is good
it looks great
it's very nicely
paced
it's almost a bit like
I would say
if
Pirates of the Caribbean
was set
in more of a
fantasy world
had likeable
characters
and wasn't
too preoccupied
with like really
boring kind of
love story bits
and
and
crap
romantic subplots
it's very
very good
it's obviously
got this idea,
this fantasy element to it,
this Japanese element.
So all of them are brilliant.
They're like martial arts
and they have a lot of fights.
And Luffy, who's the main character,
has got magical powers
and the other people they meet
have got different magical powers
and so they have to fight against them.
It's not going to change your life.
It's not going to make you think
about what it means to be human,
but it is a great romp
through a great
looking fantasy world, I'd recommend it very
very much. Oh there we go
at least it's one of those things because anime
I think I've watched
I don't watch a lot of that stuff
at all, I like Captain Tsubasa
the soccer based anime
and I've watched a bit
of that
but it's not really something soccer based anime and I've watched a bit of that and
but it's
it's not really
something
it's not really something
because the thing
and when I speak to like
dads who
their kids
get into anime
it's really funny
because they will
start watching
the Japanese anime
and
it's really like
it has like a lot of
like great lessons about honesty about
honor about pride yeah yeah but because the japanese because in the japanese anime original
um there's always a pervert there's always an old man pervert and and that's not something that you
will probably see in the netflix adaptation but i almost guarantee the original one piece if
anybody knows it how many pervy
characters are in it
there's always a
dirty old pervert
who's this sage but
he likes looking up
lasses skirts there's
always some fucking
weird Japanese stuff
that you go oh what
is wrong with you
what is wrong with
you
no it wasn't any of
that in it it was
very wholesome
it's actually a little
bit kind of frightening
and a little bit
brutal in parts but
I just thought it was really well done.
Yeah, nice.
As I keep saying, it looked fantastic as well.
Really, really good.
So I would recommend that.
I mean, that's not exactly it.
Did you see the guy, one of the head honchos of whatever massive conglomerate
owns the rights to Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter?
I presume it's, I don't know.
I was at the same people.
I thought that was different people. I think the ones who own the Rings and Harry Potter. I presume it's... I thought they were the same people. I thought they were different people.
I think the ones who own the movie rights, basically.
They said, we haven't done enough with Harry Potter
and Lord of the Rings.
We haven't released any new films or TV
about Lord of the Rings in 15 years or whatever.
And somebody pointed out,
you did one last year, you dickhead.
Yeah, Rings of Power.
You literally did one last year, you dickhead. Yeah, Rings of Power. What are you talking about?
You literally did one last year,
you penis.
There's definitely talk
that I think that a lot of people
are unsatisfied
with the Harry Potter movies.
Right.
I think there's some TV stuff
in development for that.
Which I mean,
makes perfect sense
because if you look at the way
they've been able to squeeze,
really squeeze dry
the Star Wars universe
and the Marvel universe
and all the rest of it.
I mean, really, Harry Potter and Lord of the and all the rest of it. I mean, really,
Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings should definitely be doing that.
I thought Rings of Power was a bit of a bust, personally,
but I mean, I know a lot of people liked it. My wife really liked it. It was very, very slow-paced, and it
came out around the same time as something else quite
fast-paced,
and it just made it look a little bit kind of pedestrian,
I felt like. I mean, a lot of people
who properly love Lord of the Rings,
they kind of love that.
They love the world of it.
They love the kind of
immersive nature of it.
I don't think they really care
about the pace of it.
So maybe it was,
it's probably me
just talking shit.
But there's definitely room
for something to come along
and replace Marvel,
which is so tired now.
I thought that
Dungeons and Dragons movie
was really good.
And I noticed that they've got a Paramount
Plus series coming out as a sequel.
But the thing is, the bad thing about
how Hollywood seems to work, and you might know more about this
than me, Pete, is the reason they didn't commission
another movie of Dungeons and Dragons
is because they put it out the same
weekend as the Mario movie, so it didn't do
very well. So they couldn't tickle
their boxes to make another one. So why did you do that?
So they're doing a Paramount Plus series instead.
I think that I predict
that that will actually do really well
and that will start to kind of build momentum,
I reckon.
But anyway, what are we doing?
Are we having a break
and then doing batteries?
Break, batteries, boys on tour.
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If you found a battery in a piece of electronics that you love, love,
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I stayed in so many Rio Cans and hotels and all kinds of stuff
where there were like little air con controllers and stuff
and not one did I open to have a look inside.
So Dr. Healy, I need to sort of get involved
and start enjoying the battery bounties.
You've got to be the example that you want to see, mate.
You've got to live the change.
Exactly, true.
I can't complain about not having enough
talented English youngsters
if I'm not willing to develop them, so to speak.
Absolutely.
Good to know
well done
cheers mate
Dave has got in touch
do you look
disappointed with
the lack of
bang and fizzle
these days
from my
executioner
electric bug bat
I decided to
try a change
of batteries
the executioner
electric bug bat
is something that
myself and Luke
both own
I don't know
where mine is
there was a big
old blue bottle
floating around
mine's powerful
enough to kill flies but it won't kill a wasp it won't kill a wasp after about three goes mine is there was a big old blue bottle floating around mine's powerful enough to kill flies
but it won't kill a wasp
it won't kill a wasp
after about three goes
it is a wasp
really wow
opening up the duct tape
battery case
top notch build quality
on first use
revealed the curiously named
sourcing for you
S-O-U-R-C-I-N-G
sourcing for you
double A
new batteries
didn't help
with the bat uh many thanks and
mild praise for the excellent output um i very much like uh and endorse uh people taking pictures
of their batteries in front of their dog uh in this case it's dave's dog rufus nice to see a dog
looks like a lovely spaniel um it's just nice to see a dog anyway but also if you take a photo of
that nature it does really imply that you've got a battery-powered dog,
which is interesting.
Yes, correct, yeah.
I mean, my dog's had a couple of gores at a battery
that he's found on the floor,
and it turns out there's a lot of unbelievably awful-looking
heavy metal black powder that comes out of them
when a dog bites into it,
and it really puts the shits up, yeah.
How will your dogs enjoying you being home again
yeah I think
Sammy is kind of
coming to terms with
me being back
in his life
instead of
Frank
Sarah's dad
and yeah
we're getting along
famously
aren't they supposed
to be famously
very well
aren't they very
happy to see you
normally
oh yeah yeah
he went absolutely
mental
he got so excited this morning, he was sick.
So that's how it is.
All right.
Sourcing for you batteries, Dave.
Thanks for sending those in.
Thanks for the picture of your dog.
And thanks for telling us about your bug bat.
Unfortunately, they're not real players.
Sorry, they're not new players.
They are, of course, real players.
They're not new players.
Our friends Cassia and Josh have both sent them in before.
Cassia sent them in way back in June 2018.
Josh sent them in in April or March,
about March, April last year.
So you are only the third person to send them in,
but they're not a new player, Dave, I'm afraid.
Cassia, nothing but...
I would say that Cassia does sound a little bit like a battery.
Yeah, I think she's a person.
I may be wrong, but I think she's. Yeah, I think she's a person. I might be wrong, but I think she's a person.
I think she's a person.
Hello to Brad, who's got in touch.
Durata Brad.
It's often what I shout when I'm annoyed.
Thanks for that.
Sorry for the brief message last time.
The internet's patchy at best in Africa.
I'm now in Mozambique after shouting Durata the whole way here
on some rickety bus which was stacked to the roof with grain, people and chickens.
The partner I have access to and I are travelling the world, baby.
I'll keep you updated on our next countries through the mutual love of batteries.
I never knew I felt this way about the plus and minuses of power cylinders,
but like most things I hear you talking about on the pod, we have a lot in common.
I hope this one I've found is Bolska.
It can be added as a new player as from the uh guangdong bolska battery company limited and contains zero percent mercury good
stuff as pete would say i do repeatedly say good stuff when i can't think of anything to say
goodness me and goodness me yeah yeah um you also got iii as well. Oi, oi, oi. And I've noticed that coming back from Japan,
I do sort of go with a stern,
uh, uh, uh, uh.
Yeah, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Needlessly.
That's because of your recent travails, is it?
Bolska.
Okay.
Is it a new player?
Thank you very much to you, Brad.
Bolska are a new player.
Congratulations.
Lovely.
Well done.
Lovely looking battery as well
red and black
slight warping on the
plastic sheath
yeah
very good to see
very well used battery
nice to see
nice
Chantal
has come in with
Plow
long time listener
first time battery submitter
I found a plow
in our TV remote
while staying on a cruise ship.
The TUI Mein Schiff 5, sailing the Adriatic Sea.
New player, yeah or nah.
Much love from Germany, Chantal.
Excellent, not cuticle, what do you call it?
Just general manicuring.
We always talk about solid handwork.
Nice clean hands.
Nails looking good, Nick.
Nice.
Nice presentation
of the battery as well,
crucially.
Exactly.
Beautiful.
Just in the cusp,
in the little reservoir
between the third
and fourth finger,
resting gently
on a wedding ring.
It's a classic pose.
Absolutely classic.
Fantastic.
Plough are not a new player
though, I'm afraid, Chantel.
Our friend Tom sent those in in about February of last year, I want to say.
Right.
Also, our friend Mark, all the way from New Zealand,
sent those in in May of last year, too.
So you're the third person to send those in.
They're not the most common of batteries,
and we do, again, respect the presentation.
I'm afraid it's not a new player entering the game.
So in summary this week, only one new player,
and that is Bolska, courtesy of our friend Brad.
Don't mind it.
Not a bad performance.
And it's just great to come back to loads of emails about batteries.
So thank you very much to everyone who got in touch.
Hello at LukePeteShow.com if you would like to say hello.
On the next recording, on the next show on Monday,
I will be less sleeply.
Possibly.
Sleeply.
That's not a word, is it?
No, it's not.
That's not a bloody word.
Half of it, about 20% of the words you say aren't words, though.
People are used to it, isn't it?
Yeah.
Well, look, Shakespeare made up a load of shit, didn't he?
So write that on you.
I liked, there's a comedian I quite like,
which is against my general opinion.
Yeah, better judgment usually.
Called Josh Pugh, who I enjoy on Twitter.
And he does a really funny skit about how,
if Shakespeare came back from the dead now,
and they just didn't wander around going,
have there been no other playwrights born?
I mean, they've been there 400,
no one's done anything in 400 years.
And that's what that reminded me of. You yourself to shakespeare reminding me of that peter yeah
good stuff i think i think oh did it you you you i've got a lot in common with shakespeare you
often wear a rough little beard yeah a little beard yeah as well a little earring little um
hoop earring in your ear can young partners can regularly be seen around a serving wench
yeah
and you will drink beer a lot
because you don't trust the water
diseased
was that
was that Shakespeare exclusive
or just people from back then
those times when you drink the water
you can
and you famously don't drink water
although you try to pretend
more recently
you've started drinking it more
but I don't believe you
how did people stay alive
back then
if the only option
was drinking beer
the answer to that is that many many of didn't many of them didn't bother yeah they died How did people stay alive back then? If the only option was drinking beer.
The answer to that is that many, many of them didn't bother.
Yeah, they died.
All right, then.
On that note, we'll be back on Monday.
Have a lovely weekend.
Luke Moore, farewell.
See you later, guys.
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