The Luke and Pete Show - Dogs and deviants

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

From feral MPs to Angela Rayner’s son’s Only Fans, we’re talking UK politicians! It then turns into a discussion on why Donald Trump and his running mate think that publicly hating dogs - and even bragging about killing them - would win over voter support. This reminds Luke about the time he was haunted by the RSPCA!Plus, Luke has a parcel thief update and a new solution to the problem: a big cold bucket of piss.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Luke and Pete show with me Pete Donaldson and Mr. Luke Eber on Monday the 10th of June Luke a friend just alerted me to a podcast that I'm not recommending

it wasn't called the football ramble it wasn't called the football ramble no but it's it's basically I think a podcast about Stephen King. Okay, I'm interested. That sounds good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a thing about Stephen King, and it's called The King's Cast. And a man called Scott, the host of the show, or co-host of the show, sadly died last week, right? Right. That's really sad. Sadly died last week, right? Right. And he, and a week later, the podcast does a show commemorating his memory, which I think is, I mean, probably we wouldn't do that on the Lookaboochie show.

I don't think we'd do it on any of our shows, to be honest. What's it called again? Sorry, mate. It's called the King's Cast. It's called King Cast. I think it's just called King Cast. The King Cast. All right, King Cast, yeah.

Anyway, and it's worth listening the first couple of minutes because it's not funny, but they do. Why are you laughing then? They do some adverts. Like they do the adverts two minutes in. Yeah.

In a show commemorating the death of one of the hosts of the show. And I kid you not, they talk about some kind of weed product or sub-weed product, basically. And the host says, and this isn't like proper grammatical ads that just arrive a computer's decided to put them in the show. Because in the US they read them themselves most of the time. They read themselves and they bake them

into the product. The host says, yeah, I mean, if you want to take one of these jellies before you go to bed, it really helps you sleep and that's how Scott

used to take his. Oh my God, really? It's so bad. Oh my goodness. Just take a week off. Just take a week off. Just take a week off, guys. Like, fine, you've signed a contract. I don't think some gummies company

are really going to go out for their... Because they're obsessed with brand safety, aren't they? CBD gummies, yeah. How would you... So for our listeners though, Pete, that is obviously crazy, but how would you approach it? You just say you've got to have a week off,

you can't do the commercial messages. Yeah, we'll have a week off of commercials. Do an extract with no ads on it. But you do sort of go, everyone's going to be listening to this one. They'll want answers. They'll want to know why Luke was found in the way he was found. Yeah, or the orange. The orange.

Amel. They say, like, oranges soaked in amel. Yeah, like, you know, that's the kind of euphemistic kind of, I've had a good time. I just think Tory MP when i hear of that tori mp amyl amyl soaked orange uh um i i orange just doesn't seem like the best place to put amyl it's a satsuma i think it soaks it up yeah but it's very liquidy get a sponge surely, surely. Get something, like a fruitcake or something. You know what I mean? Just get something dense.

Like an orange just wouldn't do it for me. If anyone's got any ideas about how you get amyl inside a satsuma, I'd very much like to know. I'm getting, I wouldn't like to know. No, okay. Well, we're sponsored by Amyl next month,

so show some respect to the poppers' generation. I'm getting sort of nostalgic now for when the Tories were ostensibly quite smart and ruthless and wore suits but secretly were deviants. That, to me, seems like quite a quaint time now. The old Miss Whiplash stuff, innit? Yeah. Now they're properly feral and dangerous and

like overtly racist like back in the day i mean people are going to say they're always racist now that's fair enough but there was almost like a a kind of studied respectability about them at least outwardly you know it'd be like what would happen would be my memory of it would be what happens in the early 90s with like a tory m MP would get stung by a tabloid for having an illegitimate child or whatever. And then their career would be over. That's just the start. Didn't they expose

Angela Rayner's son? He's a performer of sorts. Can I just say, that's how bad tabloids things are now. You've used the word exposed there, right? Yeah. He's on OnlyFans, which is available to anyone all the time.

He's exposed himself, yeah. So I don't know if there's a huge amount of journalistic work that had to go into that. Yeah, we work on this one for months. What have you done? Just paid £5.99. That's it. I think he knows that people know. Yeah, yeah.

Who's your mum? Yeah. I remember... Have you got an OnlyFans account? Yeah. Is, yeah. Who's your mum? Yeah. I remember... Have you got an OnlyFans account? Yeah. Is it successful? No.

Why not? Because I can't tell anyone about it. It doesn't make any sense. No, exactly. And to be honest, I don't think anyone's buying an OnlyFans for Angela Rayner's son.

You know what I mean? Because of the relationship he has with his mother. No, exactly. It's irrelevant. But he does do sexy videos with his partner, Peter, if you're interested. relationship he has with his mother. No, exactly. He's irrelevant. But he does do sexy videos with his partner, Peter, if you're interested.

Sexy videos with his partner, if I'm interested. Just saying. Hey, I'm always interested in sexy videos. The funny thing about that was that story was that

some proper old school tabloid types were like slathering over it about how amazing it was and how it could derail the election. And what was actually quite pleasing because Kelvin McKenzie was one of them mckenzie wasn't

it yeah yeah who was who was a just an over easy piss bag just the worst kind of like you know out of time i mean it was an absolute prick anyway people keep like the city keep on giving him money to make television products or YouTubes or people keep getting... Every person I think I know who've worked in radio, who have, or even not in terms of sports sort of broadcasting, have gone to do a Kelvin McKenzie product at some point. Not recently, though. Not quite recently.

There's people I know have left, you know, radio stations to work on Kelvin McKenzie little kind of side project kind of like he's involved somewhere and stuff and you sort of go get your invoices in

get paid that was like 12 years ago no there was something recently that he was working on but people keep throwing money at him and I don't know why

yeah I think he founded Talk Sport actually yeah fair but anyway the kind of pleasing response from that story was just like alright no one fucking cares

Everyone's doing porn Everyone's getting their jibs out How do you expect young people to earn a living now We've created an economy largely through the media influence from you Kel McKenzie of these political policies where young people quite literally can only make ends meet uh by selling their bodies

online yeah and that's on you big man so don't criticize them for it no one cares anyway no actually cared like his the response to his tweet was like probably like so fucking what yeah it's good stuff i do think it's also like delightfully quaint that you know people on that part that part of the political spectrum, their choice. As you know, Peter, I'm a very broad church. I don't criticise people for their political beliefs necessarily. But if you are going to be on the right of the spectrum

and think that fertile hunting ground might be corrupt and dishonest ways of earning money, you might be on shakier round than you think given the vip lanes that were being doled out during covid for example to name just one example speaking of uh covid do you see um fauci um having to take question after question from some of the most insane uh it's like not even politicians uh over there just asking him mad question after mad question and he had to sit there with good grace just sort of going no i've never made any money out of this no i don't think uh covid was you know released by

a magic bat like all of this stuff like all of this kind of fanciful kind of like they are politicians they are elected but some of them but some of them are like sub mayors and and kind of like red pill weirdness. They are elected politicians. But some of them are like sub-mayors and kind of local. Some of them weren't even senators. Like there was some absolute lunatics, swivel-eyed lunatics

taking pot shots at him. It was absolutely, Marjorie whatever Green, is that Marjorie Green? Marjorie Taylor Green. Marjorie Taylor Green. They're Congress people. The worst of the worst of them.

There was one that was like a mayor. It was not a Congress person, I swear. I don't know who that is, but Marjorie Taylor Greene the worst of the worst of them there was one that was like a mayor it was not a congressperson I swear I don't know who that is but Marjorie Taylor Greene is an elected representative yeah yeah yeah

I know I know and she's the worst of the worst but she's but she had like lines of kind of like little lines she wanted on TikTok or whatever she was like

I'm calling you Mr Fauci I'm not calling you doctor and he's like right fine can you get on with your question please can you get on with your actually and they didn't want to send and she was asking doctor and he's like right fine can you get on with your question please can you get on with your actually

and they didn't want to and he was asked a question and he was going actually I don't even want to know the answer and it's like you need to listen to the answer otherwise you shouldn't be up here they use it to massively grandstand

like they basically use their time just to show off essentially that's basically what it is it's not very performative but honestly mate it's an absolute shit show over there I mean the stuff that's going on is crazy it is crazy man it's not i mean it's funny on one level but it's also really frightening i like that crying man who was upset about trump getting all of his charges uh upheld i mean it was heartbreaking really

because he was saying he's the only man who's ever cared about me i was like oh that's a heavy sentence oh that's a heavy one oh yeah so so i mean the worst one i think he's on that committee is um jim jordan you probably saw him yeah he's the worst i mean he's he's the one who um who you know allegedly like knew of the criminal misconduct of a culture of abuse in the Ohio State University wrestling program in the late 80s and early 90s. And I think something like 153 students were abused.

And yeah. And he basically just goes through his life like he's whiter than white. And some of the stuff he's been up to is just absolutely outrageous. But anyway.

Anyway. I also feel like we should mention because we didn't mention it before. Did you see that woman, Kristi Noem, who was supposed to potentially be a running mate,

potentially running mate of Donald Trump's, the VP? The one who admitted killing a dog. Yeah, who basically has part of the support for her potentially

becoming Vice President of Canada in the United States. Released an autobiography in which she included an anecdote of her just shooting dead a pet dog. Yeah, I think that

there can't be many political careers that can be ended. Like, there's loads of stories about, you know, missteps in election campaigns and it kills your momentum or kills your campaign. But there can't be a single one that was as decisive and as unequivocal as, I don't kill a dog.

And then the campaign is absolutely dead on the vine. Done. Cooked. Finito. Goodbye. It's like, there can't be many decisions like that. They've just been, ah, probably shouldn't have written that here. That one thing. Still the governor of South Dakota. Still the governor.

Well, look, she makes the hard decisions. Look easy. But her point was that the puppy was quite hard to control, so I shot it. It's like, it's good stuff. It was untrainable. It was untrainable. Yeah, untrainable.

I took it to a gravel pit and slotted it. Hard decisions. Someone put out a really interesting trope around Trump as well. This is years ago now, I guess when he was running in 2016. Talking about how for a period of time, a number of months or whatever, he became obsessed with referencing how dogs are treated. And the way he was talking about dogs, every single time he compared it to a dog,

it made it really clear that he had always been really horrible to dogs. They treated it like a dog. They took it outside and they left it out in the rain for like six weeks. Someone just pointed out that's really not how most people treat their dog. No. Snoopy used to live

outside in a dog house. He had a little hut, didn't he? We don't really do that anymore, do we? I mean, I'm struggling to see, because some people do keep their dogs outside, but you can't just keep them in a dog house outside anymore. Mate, do you know what? I once felt foul of a situation where,

when I lived in Northwest London, I lived in a flat in a converted house. It was a big old house like an old mansion really but I had a flat on the first floor of the house and all the houses

were massive and not all of them were converted into flats so the next door neighbour to me was I forget which country but a Middle Eastern

ambassador's residence right or an embassy you know those small embassies for those kind of... Those consulates, those little kind of like high commissions and stuff.

Yeah, the Cambodian one was actually at the end of the street, but this one was in the Middle East, I forget which country. Right. And they were hardly ever there, right? Because they're doing

lots of other stuff. And they had a dog and the dog was always in the garden and it was a beautiful, like a black lab, I think. It was a beautiful dog. Right. And I'd always see it and it always seemed relatively happy and then for one period of time um it was

left out there and it was during the winter and it didn't really seem like it had adequate kind of protection or comfort or anything like that and it was actually quite distressing i mean it's barking all the time admittedly the reason the way i knew about it is because it just wouldn't stop barking it was really annoying and then when i started looking over out of my window at the garden, I could see that it was just tied up and it wasn't looked after properly. And this is a very opulent house in quite a wealthy neighborhood. So I thought, okay, I'm going to give that a couple of days. Because it may just be that I'm not seeing, I'm not obviously monitoring.

Yeah, someone's sneaking out and giving a call. So I gave it a couple of days. It was still happening. So I fucking made the fatal mistake of calling the RSPCA and giving them my details right yeah so to be fair to the RSPCA

they came round they obviously made inquiries and they sorted it out because it didn't happen anymore after that so obviously the dog had been rehomed or they started

treating it a bit differently and I'm fully aware like in different countries and different cultures they treat animals slightly differently and we're quite we're quite soft on animals here, aren't we?

I guess relatively speaking. I think we sort of pretend they're humans. Yeah, right, fine. So anyway, that was fine. So that was all sorted. And I feel like I've done a good deed there. However, this is a long time ago, by the way. This is like 12, 15 years ago.

I mean, because it's not as if you could throw meat over... Because you're throwing it into a country, aren't you? If it's embassy ground could be seen as a hate crime in some places exactly yeah

good point I didn't do that I wasn't worried about it it didn't look really skinny it just looked like it was

really kind of cold and unhappy right but then my goodness me was I bombarded

as clearly been earmarked as some kind of soft touch for like the next two years I got chased around

on email on text on post from the RSPCA, just begging for money. And I understand why they need it. That's not the spirit. That's not right. They shouldn't be taking advantage of that. I've been put straight on the list of absolute wet blankets there.

They're thinking I'm some eccentric old millionaire who's going to leave them loads of money in my will, and they just could not leave me alone. I was getting calls every month. But they should not be, the connection between someone worrying about the welfare of an animal, your name and situation should not be passed over to the marketing team. I think that's awful.

I think you've been treated like a dog there. I think that's literally what the marketing team are for, to be fair. You've been treated like a dog. But I don't think they should, I don't think they should be. I know you've given them their details, but you didn't sort of go, there wasn't a chance to opt out of messages all the bloody time.

No, back then, the technology wasn't that good. I think really, you can't, it's very hard to build up a customer relationship marketing team if you're not allowed to have any of the details. No, but I think there should be some kind of separation because you're ringing for one particular reason. You've not said that you want to be on their

bloody lists, for crying out loud. That's upsetting. I could have done with that situation actually now because I famously want to collect up a load of dog shit for that parcel thief.

Oh yeah, so we've got to run any more parcels being thieved? Well, it's funny because I was annoyed. Do you know the menswear? Is it just menswear?

It might just be. It might be mens and womenswear actually. The company costs COS. Hmm. Right, okay. So I costs, C-O-S. Right, okay. So I was looking for some white T-shirts as an underlayer, just because it's good to have them.

They've got a versatile wardrobe item, if you like. And I looked on GQ, and they were saying the costs are the best ones. So I thought, I'll give them a go. They sell them in packs as well. They're not that expensive. So I gave them a go. And I ordered them online of course and they said yeah we'll send them out

didn't send them out for ages just fucked up the delivery so I got my delivery fee back and I think what's happened is because I've got my delivery fee back they've just not given a shit about the delivery

so rather than the guy doing a traditional delivery person's job which is like knock on the door and give someone the parcel just left it on the step.

I've got a parcel thief in the area. Right. That's where you're slightly leaving your front door unlocked, isn't it? I raced down like a greyhound and I managed to get it. But what I thought would be nice, I did have the thought,

because again, I'm on the first floor in my current flat, I thought, that's bait, that. That's bait. Oh, right, okay. There's my son's nursery windows

right above the front door i could be up there with a bucket of cold piss right as soon as he snaps it up soak it fish heads i have to sacrifice the t-shirts but is it old prawns old prawns exactly so hang on to your um so the nursery's right close to your house? That's amazing. Just pop into the letterbox. My son's nursery where he sleeps. Oh, right. Oh, you call it the nursery. Oh, very nice.

Okay, my son's bedroom. There you go. It's not a bedroom, is it? It's one. Nursery. What would you call it? You used to call your porch... Doghouse.

Listen. It'd be the doghouse. Doghouse outside. That's where that'd be. You used to call your porch the courtyard. Courtyard is a porch about three feet square. Words change over time. They do.

They change over time. I don't know why I found nursery. I mean, it makes sense. He's literally a baby. There's no denying. Actually, doesn't it mean like after one, I think you're not a baby anymore. No, I think they become infants or toddlers, don't they?

Infants, yeah. Are you a toddler when they can start to walk? I think so, toddling about. Because like, I don't think, have we ever, like, could I toddle as a 43-year-old man? I think it would be fine. I've never toddled. I think it would be fine.

You're toddled as a young person. But what is a toddle like? Is it just like a, because I've toddled when I'm drunk. But what is a toddle? Like, is it just like a... Because I've toddled when I'm drunk. I mean, basically, kids are just drunken old men, aren't they? Like, they're drunks. But, like, toddling, I've toddled where you're just kind of a little bit uncertain and you're kind of rocking from back to...

Yeah, pissed. Toddling, innit? I think that's what you're saying. I think people might see you as a bit odd. Yeah, he's been toddling. He's toddling again. I saw Pete toddling around town again. Although, if there is someone I know that could get away with a toddle,

I think it would probably be you. Yeah, I reckon so. With a long scarf. Have we had a break? To who? Nah, let's go. Let's have a break and then we'll do a couple of emails. I've got a nice email that I want to read.

All right, then. We're back. It's The Looking Pete Show. I'm Pete Donaldson. Maybe when we've done battery brands, we could move on to sort of USB memory cards. Okay, what are you packing there, big boy? Sandisk? I'm packing a Sandisk. It's a bit of a classic, really.

It's a design that's been around for about... Whoa, dropped it! 15 years. A cruiser blade. A Sandisk cruiser blade. And yeah, I just think that there's enough kind of variety there's enough kind of promotional if i cover my eyes can you see it doesn't matter um there's enough kind of promotional kind of diversity uh in in the old brands of the old uh i've had so many of those over the years i thought they were out of fashion now because there's security risk and stuff i don't think you can really trust them anymore because you go on amazon

you buy a really cheap one or anywhere really yeah aliexpress is of this world of as well and uh they frequently don't have the memory that they say they have so you can be picking up a 32 gigabyte they've only got three megabytes three gigabytes in and it just rewrites it just writes the data it pretends it tells the computer this is a 32 gigabyte card but it isn't it just rewrites over the data that's crazy you can get away with that that's crazy but once you've got their money

you're not giving them refunds are you nothing there's nothing more than 2006 than getting a USB a kind of

a gimmicky feature USB stick CD-ROM off the front of a computer magazine yeah I had one that was the shape of a football shirt once oh a was in the shape of a football shirt once. Oh, a CD in the shape of a football shirt?

Oh, a memory... Oh, right, that's fair, yeah. I think... Didn't Radiohead sell their entire back catalogue on, like, little OK computer memory sticks? They're big on the old tech stuff, aren't they? Which does make them look a bit dated sometimes. Like, they're the kind of band that would sign up to a record label initiative to release

their record only on like the laser disc or something yeah or just lasers in general you just fish it out the air with mirrors they'd be up for that i reckon yeah if you could sort of fire out some music uh in you know knots and wands in the sky with lights or lasers and you've got to kind of just catch it. Or as you call it Friday night. Friday night.

Well they used to broadcast computer programs over the radio as discussed on the show. Oh you haven't discussed that. You always say this.

You always come up with something and you go we've discussed this. We will have done. We haven't discussed it. They used to on some

radio stations they would used to fire out that you know like the noise that you'd hear when you load up a game on Spectrum or yeah or when you started a a game on Spectrum? Yeah, or when you started a network connection on a computer.

They used to broadcast that noise over the FM network or AM network and the computers used to be able to parse it. It's just audio, isn't it? It's analogue audio. That's wild, that. It's wild! It feels like a really weirdly futuristic technology, that.

Video on record, that's also wild. These kind of technologies never stuck around for very long, but they shone bright, Luke. I remember once at school, in the science class, we built our own vinyl record player because all you really need is a stand and a needle and a way to hear it, right? And so, of course, the real trick in vinyl,

listening to music on vinyl, is in the amplification, right? Because it's scratched into the record. So what you can actually do, if you can get the tempo right and the consistency right, so obviously you probably really need a needle on a stand so it doesn't move, and you need a consistent way of turning the record past the needle.

If you put your ear right close to it, you can actually just hear it. Yeah, you can. Which is amazing. It's wild. And no matter how many times I have had, watched, read the process of needle indentations, the process of needle indentations, scratching a record of whatever plastic or however they used to make them.

Like, it's just wild to me that that works. I just cannot, you know, I've had it described to me so many times and I still don't really get it. It's just, it's unfathomable. And if I can't get that working in my head, I don't think I've got much help on AI

or quantum computing. Yeah, quite. I find it really difficult to get my head around the idea that you can electrically charge something wirelessly. Right.

What do you mean? Like, as in like... So I understand that if you want to So no metal on metal kind of metal on metal kind of right

You plug a cable into something I understand there's electricity running through that cable Yeah That makes sense You put a phone

In fact actually you know people didn't really care much about it at the time but you know electric toothbrushes have always used

wireless charging haven't they? You just put them on the little plastic thing I don't understand how you transfer electricity through the air

without it affecting anything else if you know what I mean. I also don't really understand how the wireless internet works. I mean, it's an incredible amount of information just to be going through the air. Well, I mean, yeah, I don't either. But again, that's the radio frequencies, isn't it? Which I don't really know. But the electricity surely is... I mean, because electricity arcs.

Like everything has a certain resistance. Air can transmit... I mean, you're not transmitting through air necessarily. surely is i mean because electricity arcs like everything has a certain resistance air can transmit um i mean you're not transmitting through uh air necessarily it's usually plastic and a bit of air isn't it throughout through the tiny amounts of uh sort of connectivity yeah but why yeah i suppose so yeah so you have to be in contact really doesn't it's not and there's a lot of and there's a and the whole kind of like electrode is quite big it's a big coil isn't it on each side? So there's quite a lot of surface area

transmitting loads and loads of electricity. Yeah, but I don't get an electric shock when I put my finger on it. No, you don't. Which is kind of cool. Yeah, I guess because you're not, because of the wrist distance of your skin, I suppose. I don't know.

Let's have an email from Tucker to finish off, Peter. Lovely. What, are you going to say you're going to do some research for yourself? Is that what you're going to say? No, I'll find out, no doubt, when I electrocute myself doing that welding I've been planning to do some research for yourself are you is that what you're going to say no I'll find out no doubt when I electrocute myself doing that welding

I've been planning to do yeah we'll all look forward to that Tucker's been in touch says hi guys this is Tucker as Pete referred to me the last time I emailed him Tuckle

from Myrtle Beach he's having a tuckle Tuckle's having a little toddle Tuckle while I do not have any batteries for you today I would like to ask for your recommendations

my British wife and I are visiting family in England at the beginning of June, and it will be my first visit to the UK. So he's probably here now while we're recording this, actually. While we will be spending most of our time up near Newcastle, we will be flying into London at 6 a.m. the day of our arrival, and I'm looking forward to getting a full English breakfast. Oh, lovely.

In your professional opinions, where is the best place to get a breakfast when we arrive? And as a foreigner with only one day in London, what would you recommend I do and see

while we are there? Thank you for always providing great content. I look forward to the episodes every week. That's from Tucker, or as you call him, Tuckle.

Peter, anything to say to that? Little Tuckle. I am trying to figure out where the best place to have. I thought it might be the Aubain in Mayfair. I think it is a French restaurant somewhere in Mayfair that has that transcendental kind of like black pudding experience. I think it might be Aubain in Mayfair. Maybe not.

But either way, yeah, that's where I would choose to get my cooked breakfast. So I would say that the best place to go for a cooked breakfast in London is Polici's in East London. But I mean, realistically, Tuckle's not going to go to there because

it's on Bethnal Green Road and that's in East London. He's probably going to be flying into Haythrow or Gatwick and they're both nowhere. I mean, basically, neither of them are in London. So he's probably going to go all the way across London to East London to go to Polici's.

But that is the best place, in my opinion, to get a cup of coffee. Yeah, I mean, where I used to live, Old Cobham Street's got a few nice little eateries. Ballons,

that's open 24 hours. That'll do you. That's newfangled. Polici's been there since 1900, Pete. Have a bit of respect. Ballons has been there for quite a while a bit of respect Fallon's has been there for quite a while they've got two of

them now it's great stuff and what would you do if you had one day in London Peter Eminem store in your house Eminem store

then I'd hit probably a night club Eminem store probably hit a night club probably hit the theatre bar

probably drink a can in Soho Square club. Eminem's probably hit the theatre bar, probably drink a can in Soho Square. Do you still go to the Groucho or not bother now?

No, I've not been a member of the Groucho for some years. Yeah, so Eminem's

world, can of beer in Soho Square, take the top off, row with a police

officer? Line bike, do some laps on a line bike. Do a line bike. Always do a line bike. Great. It's the best way of getting around. I wouldn't ride a line bike from Heathrow if I were you.

No, no, no. Do get the Elizabeth line. Get the town first. Yeah. And then you can't go wrong. All right, Peter, I think that's about as much time as we've got today. So do you want to take us out of here? I will lead you by the hand, topless, right back to Bond Street, Elizabeth Lyon Station.

And then we'll be going straight back to Heathrow, changing at Paddington, I imagine, because they rarely go through. They say they will, but they rarely go through direct. Yes, we've been looking for Pete Shaw. We'll be back on Thursday. Send us your brands for crying out loud, your bratry brands. Hello at lookingpeatshaw.com. Sorry, I'm a bit discombobulated I'm full of flu and I am

full of Sudafed Sudafedrin are you doing the old Donald Trump doing the old Donald Trump the problem with

Sudafed is you take it and then you know for a fact you're going to get bunged up in about four hours and you've got to

take it again take it again it's the broken promise. I think that's how Kiehl's does it with the old facial cream. Right, okay. I've got very oily skin, never flirt with it. Right, so I use it and I never had a problem with my skin per se. My face skin's always been okay, but I always use Kiehl's Ultra Facial Cream and it works really well for me.

It's not too greasy. I don't get spots out of it or anything like that. But what I have noticed is if I forget to put it on one day, my skin does feel really dry and it never used to feel really dry before i started using it so i think that's how they get you okay yeah oh interesting can you just like would you look like isn't there like would you look at the not the incredible there's a guy who looks like the incredible hulk in marvel lore that looks like a kind of um arid sort of salt flat his skin looks all is that thing yeah is he stretchy i don't know what no he's like a kind of arid sort of salt flat. His skin looks all... Is that a thing? Yeah.

Is he stretchy? I don't know what the thing is. No, he's like a rock. He's a rock, right. Okay. Well, him. Do you look like him after a few days? We got there in the end

and that is actually a pretty good analogy, yeah. And it's a great business model though because everyone, as far as I know, everyone does have skin. So you're never going to run out of custom. Good point. It's the world's largest organ. And speaking of large organs,

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