The Luke and Pete Show - Donaldson Now Daddy
Episode Date: January 13, 2025It’s a chaotic start to the week as Pete confesses to accidentally installing a secret camera in an Airbnb, while Luke can’t resist another dig at Jake Humphrey’s “sexy chat.”Elsewhere, Pete... considers taking wrestling classes as his January fitness fix and reveals some questionable dessert choices - dog cake and Baileys-flavoured squirty cream, anyone?Plus, a listener’s bizarre Airbnb tale and a fiery debate: are rivalries just plain silly? It’s everything you didn’t know you needed.Got any wilder Airbnb stories? Email us at Hello@LukeandPeteShow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's the Luke and Pete Shopping also with you.
I'm joined by Mr. Lukey Moore.
Mr. Lukey Moore, how the devil are you?
I'll tell you exactly what I'm doing, I'm being terrible again.
Hey, hey!
It's Tweezer Phone.
Silence all notifications.
That's what I've just selected on my phone.
Is that what you're doing?
Because this is Donny time.
Are we on a, what is it, not go to sleep, I think that's a finishing move.
What's the one where you tell your phone to go to sleep and do not disturb?
Do not disturb, Maud.
Yeah. That's the one where you tell your faun to go to sleep and do not disturb. Do not disturb Maude.
I hit sleep when I go to sleep but when I get to myself some well earned much look forward
to Donny time I hit do not disturb.
DND.
Or do.
DND is do.
Donaldson now daddy.
Donaldson now daddy.
It's Donaldson now daddy. That's what I'll call it from now daddy. Donaldson now daddy. Donaldson now daddy.
That's what I'll call it from now on.
Yes.
Peter, you sound terrible.
I was hoping this time I spoke to you by now that you'd be on the mend out of the words
and all such other metaphors.
What's occurring?
I think I've got my second flavour of something a little bit different.
Is it a little bit spicy?
I was over the hump and I got over the old...
Is it a spicy meat boiler?
Chest infection and now I'm back on every part of my body aching and wanting to go to
bed but I can't go to bed because I've got responsibilities for once in my life. If this
happened in my twenties I'd be absolutely fine just chinning off three days in bed.
Absolutely fine. Nowadays we just don't have the time, do we?
What, is this what growing up is?
Why did I spend so long not growing up?
It's hitting me like a bloody anvil for crying out loud
out of a second floor window.
Yeah, you do sound bad.
I mean, you do a lot of coughing.
You're gonna write that mute button on this record today.
I'm gonna have to, yeah, I think so, yeah.
There was a lot of that happening
on the Wrestle Me record last night. The thing is, you want content, Yeah, there was there was a lot that happening on the wrestle me record
Last night. I think you want content. No, don't you?
Ramble reacts with Andy Brassel because Andy doesn't mind my coughing. He just doesn't
It's not up to Andy's it's up to so the good people of
stack enterprises Ak Rory producer Rory. I is producer Rory? I only ever get to see
him when we're working. Can we have a little update on his performance?
I don't think that's appropriate, but he's great. I absolutely love Rory. He's the cavalry,
he's the wet nurse, he's the dad, he's the coolish younger brother, he's everything.
He's the horse.
He's the horse.
Rory the horse.
He's everything to us.
Rory the horse.
Rory the horse.
Oh dear.
But yeah, we are sort of edging towards the middle of the first month of January.
And I think we spoke about kind of intentions for the year.
I think I sort of said that I want to become financially solvent and
Yeah, I've not spent any money on
Chocolate fudge bars because they're already in my house. So in one way I have succeeded and in another I failed
I did not have the I did not have the I had the chocolate fudge bar that was in the house but I didn't pay
for it so it's absolutely fine I think.
It doesn't count in terms of calories does it?
No it doesn't count if it's free. It's a real issue I think when you sort of have your good
intentions in January if you've still got food left over. Just bags of crisps and stuff.
I'm like well aren't they getting seen off? No one else in this house is going to suddenly
eat the food. It's got to be me. I've got to do it. 100% and I hate wasting food.
Were you tempted to start off the year the same way our friend Jake Humphrey did?
Oh yes. So Jake Humphrey inexplicably tweeted or maybe linked in some apps.
No it was Instagram my friend.
It was Instagram right. He basically wrote a little, what he got up to first week of January without his children.
He went out for a meal, a little date, a little bit of tapas with his good lady wife.
And have you got that there?
Have you got it there?
Have you got that?
I've got it in front of me.
Of course I have.
Because I'm a professional, Peter.
I'm a professional up to and including, I will find the screenshot that takes the piss
out of someone else in our industry that I probably shouldn't be taking the piss out
of.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's an astonishing look into someone's relationship, I think.
He went out for dinner with his wife for the first time in a long time because they were
at a sleepover and they went for some amazing tapas and took turns asking themselves
six questions. Where did 2024 miss the mark for you? Where did you feel let down by me? What does
a great 2025 look like? How can I support that? What are the things that currently light you up
and what are we in the habit of still doing that no longer serves you or we should drop?
Now, if I asked those six questions to my wife in any circumstance, she would respond with the following,
are you gonna empty that fucking bin or not?
I mean, I don't want to, in this duo,
I don't know the other partner,
and I don't think it's fair for me to cast aspersions,
but I have no interest in wanting to have-
He's invoked her, hasn't he?
He's invoked her, exactly. He's brought her into the light. And she has decisions. She could make a
big decision I think. I think everybody on Instagram thinks that she should. I don't want to
make love to either parties, but it would... But this has somehow made me want to make love to either parties but it would but this has somehow made me want to make love to Jay Comfrey's less do you know what I mean like there is that is the least
sexy bit of chat and that's me saying that and that is me and I understand the
pressures of you know looking after children running what is no doubt you
know a huge media undertaking from his base in Norwich that he refuses to leave because
it's important to represent Norwich etc etc.
Well he met his wife for the first time in liquid nightclub in Norwich at a Fats and Small
gig so...
Well there you go, you know way too much about that.
That's not a meeting of minds.
No exactly.
Have I told you my Fats and Small story?
I think you may have done on the podcast but I'll be damned if I can bloody remember it.
Well it's a good one, It's multi-faceted.
So, a good friend of mine, who actually rung me up the other day to offer me a job, which was very kind of him,
I respectfully turned it down because the Luke and Picture listeners need me,
Disgusting.
Said, you go mate, you go mate, how can I support your 2025 dream?
What are the things that we are in the habit of still doing that no longer serves us?
Well, no, I got, so he's a good friend of mine. I used to live with him in fact.
You'd have met him once or twice and I'm sorry to producer Taylor for shuffling around in my seat,
but I really cannot get comfortable in this seat at the moment and there's a lot of stuff going on.
So I apologize for making background noise. It makes producer take this job harder. It annoys the listeners.
I will do it as little as I can. Anyway,
I used to live with a guy who was a,
how can I say this without incriminating him?
Cause he actually got quite a good job now. He worked as a producer,
shall we say, for someone who then went on to be married to either fats or small.
I can't remember.
Right. Okay. Yeah.
So there's a couple of points worth mentioning. One is that at their wedding,
the groom tried to lift up the bride a la dirty dancing. Yes. And it all went wrong and they piled into their drum kit
and it all looked very painful
and they had to cancel the photos,
the celebrity photos because of it.
That's put a lock down on it.
But the funniest part of it is that,
so my friend who produced Vanessa for a long time,
obviously got to know her, got to know the husband.
And for about three years was under
the impression that his name was Fatston Small.
Fatston Small.
Yes, he kept calling him Fatston.
It sounds like the sort of name you'd have in the 1920s.
He called him Fatston for years.
It sounds like someone who's like in a big band or something.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, Fatston Small like Fats Domino.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Or Minnesota Fats from The Colour of Money. No, not The Colour of
Money.
The Hustler with Paul Newman.
Which I should sit down and watch a lot of Paul Newman. I went through in my sort of
late teens watching a lot of Steve McQueen and Paul Newman films and I don't think they've
ever been bettered.
They were the right
godlings of the 70s. Oh yeah but million times better. The best one of them all
is The Sting in my view, Robert Redford and Paul Newman. It's fucking absolutely
brilliant. It's an absolutely brilliant film. Yeah we should go back and
watch more. I like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof because at the start of it Paul
Neumann, well I mean you
had like what was the one where they were together towering inferno
with it was either Fred Astaire or that man who Paul Newman and Steve McQueen they were both in the towering inferno but I think the one who stole the show may have been either Fred Astaire or perhaps who's the fellow who did diagnosis murder who's 100 years old?
Oh Dick Van Dyke.
Dick Van Dyke.
Either Dick Van Dyke or Fred Astaire.
I forget which one was in Tarring Inferno.
Possibly both.
It was a big ensemble cast.
It's Fred Astaire.
OJ Simpson is in it as well.
It's Fred Astaire, right.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, decent.
What were you going to say?
But it was a real mess, as most fires are.
It was a real mess, as most fires are. It was a real mess. And the equal billing
that Paul Newman and Steve McQueen demanded made the actual production of the poster really
fucking difficult.
Yeah, there was all sorts of talk. I don't know how true it is, but the two things I
heard about it were one, that they both wanted their names in exactly the same size font
on all the posters, and that they both settled on some compromise
when neither of them would get more words than the other in the script.
Right, okay. I mean, astonishing. Would you not extend that? Could you not sort of like
slow down the way you were speaking to get more screen time? Oh, that's nice.
Maybe that's an angle I haven't thought of. You are obviously more petty than
both of them. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You get a lot of that kind of stuff in boxing actually.
So a lot of fights can contractually fall down on things like whose name is going to be first on the bill.
Is it going to be Anthony Joshua versus Alexander Usyk or Alexander Usyk versus Anthony Joshua?
Who's going to come into the ring second?
Who gets to choose the color of the gloves they want?
Um, is it better to go in second then?
Yeah, it's much more, um, I mean, generally speaking, if it's a title fight,
the world, the title holder comes in second, but if it's like a unification
fight or it's not, it's just a slightly different type of it.
It's not a belt on the line, but it's a big show piece of fight.
Then there's all these things to be ironed out.
And some people are very, very psychologically invested
in having that kind of status, right?
Is it like taking the first penalty?
Like nine times out of 10, you'll win the whole thing.
You're going first.
It's an interesting comparison.
I don't think it is like that, no.
But you know what?
One of the reasons why I think Floyd Mayweather Jr.
versus Manny Pacquiao never happened for years is because one or the other of them would never agree to the
timings and the circumstances around spot like drug tests and stuff.
Right. Okay. Yeah. So, so one of them was, I forget which one it is now, it might have been Pacquiao
was saying that I can't give you a drug test say two days before the fight because it means
drawing blood and if I draw blood I'll be weakened and all this kind of stuff.
Like it was very detailed.
How much blood are you drawing though?
Come on now.
I mean, you're awesome.
I know you're both skinny.
I'm not having Dracula do it again.
I'm not having skinny, skinny lads.
Mark from WrestleMe is obsessed with creating a new wrestler called Dracula's Boyfriend.
And he won't stop talking about it.
I'm worried it's taken over his life.
I'm worried this is going to be the ruin of him.
He's obsessed with the idea of a wrestler called Dracula's Boyfriend.
What's the premise?
You're just Dracula's Boyfriend and you try and shoehorn the fact that you're Dracula's Boyfriend into every fact.
Do you remember that Little Britain sketch where it may have been before Little
Britain actually, it may have been when they were doing stuff on UK Play where they did
like rock profiles and stuff, those two.
They're funny, rock profiles are really funny, the one with Shiree Bassey is fucking brilliant.
Yeah the Bee Gees, all that stuff where they're lying. And they did like a sketch where a man was just constantly talking about Princess Anne.
And he's like, it was Walliams.
It was Walliams and he would go, I wouldn't come over here please because I don't think Princess Anne would like that.
And just every time he would just constantly talk about his relationship with That's nice, I'd love to see Mark off the ground.
I'd love to see Mark portray that character to be honest.
I know, I'd like to see him.
I was looking at, I was looking at sort of Keeping Fit in January
and there's some wrestling lessons in town.
Oh, you have to do that. You owe that to us.
Come on. I owe that to WrestleMe. I owe that to you.
I owe that to Stack to become a 43 year old debutante in the Royal Rumble.
I just think that's what's needed I think in many ways.
Can I just wrestle you back to Liquid nightclub knowledge just to ask you?
Oh yes please do, yes.
If you've frequented that specific nightclub, is it on the map for more than Humphrey reasons,
is it on the map for Diggory Dalson reasons as well?
No, I think Liquid Night Clubs are generally
the towny night club in every kind of city, I suppose,
isn't it?
It's kind of, it's the ones that you see in Brighton
and every sort of major city had a Liquid, didn't it?
I think so.
And I'm sad to report that Liquid Night Club
actually closed in, I think, 2011.
So- Right, okay, okay.
It's been redeveloped into I think another nightclub and perhaps a shop or something.
Right, okay. You've got to diversify.
I know and I've looked closely and I can't see a blue plaque there.
No, exactly.
What would the indie nightclub be in Norwich then?
I don't know, I mean are there any sort of famous indie acts from Norwich apart from
that guy with the guitar? Not Fallon, Sheeran, Sheeran. Is he from Norwich or is he from Ipswich? He's famously Ipswich okay. I think in the grand scheme of things you would get billed from being from Norfolk, wouldn't you?
No way, not over Ipswich. I mean Ipswich, that's a very competitive kind of rivalry
that.
I know, but I think in their hearts of hearts, I think they both know that they're being
silly. I feel like that a lot about rivalries in the UK. I just think everyone's being a bit silly.
And Ireland, there I said it.
I can't think of any bands from the rich.
People are probably screaming at their portable
audio players right now, but I can't think of any of them.
No, I can't think of any anywhere.
Chris Sutton.
Chris Sutton's band yet, Chris Sutton's band yet.
Good stuff.
Chris Sutton's band yet? Chris Sutton's band yet? Good stuff.
What are your favourites? I'm pretty sure one of Skunk and Nancy from Norwich.
That sounds like a situation that would probably bear a bit of weight I would say, yeah. A
little bit of Skunk and Nancy. Skunk and Nancy feels like a Norwich-y kind of band. Where
were Texas from? They were from Scotland, famously, sorry.
Yeah, obviously.
Off to what?
Not Texas.
You didn't start the new year off like Jake did then?
No, no, I didn't sit down with my partner
and ask her how I can improve her 2025.
Because you're scared of the answer?
Because I'm scared of the answers, to be honest, yeah.
No, it's just, look, I don't seek to judge other people, but he does feel the need to
sort of get that shit into our timeline. He does feel the need to impart this
information towards us. So we should be able to judge its merits. Yeah, I think it's fine to comment.
The same way, like, you know, when people say, oh, I could never just hang up on a
cold-caller, it's just too rude. No, no, no., when people say, oh, I could never just hang up on a cold caller,
it's just too rude.
No, no, no, they've invaded your space.
That's fine.
Good point, actually, yeah.
They've come into your life unannounced, uninvited,
and I think you are within your rights to say,
leave me alone, hang up.
It's the same with this.
He's putting that out there.
And you know that when he puts it out there,
he's gonna have a very well rounded view,
a very well thought out view of the people like you and I
who think it's a load of old shit.
He's gonna be like, oh yeah,
but you're all just scared to improve
or whatever the fuck, right?
To which I would say, if you wanna improve
that badly all the time, you must fucking hate yourself.
Yeah, exactly.
And I think it's, I think we're starting to sort of come
to terms with how toxic this whole thing is. It leads to incredibly damaging, incredibly
damaging sadness in a lot of people because I've tried improving lots of times. I'm bad
at it. So I'm not going to bother. And I told you not to, and you didn't listen to start
with don't need to. I can't monetize improvement. but this is this is how I work my job I come in I tell them about the stupid thing
I've done that week you know and then and then I go home and then and then
then the rent gets paid so that's literally I'm monetizing my lack of
improvement you're welcome. The tax doesn't get paid does it?
Tax doesn't get paid no tax the tax is getting paid as, 2025, that will be a scant improvement in my life.
I'm going to try and sort of get on the financial ups and ups.
HLRC decided that, not you, right?
Why are you uppers?
Why when you're on your uppers, you're in a bad situation?
Sounds like a good place to be.
Yeah, I never really understood that phrase.
If you're playing snakes and ladders, uppers, good thing.
Downers, snakes, bads. I always found as a young man, I never really understood that phrase. If you're playing Snake and Snakes and Ladders, uppers, good thing, downers, snakes, bats.
I always found as a young man,
I always found the phrase,
have your cake and eat it confusing as well.
Right, okay, yeah.
Because what it actually means is,
in America they say have your cake and eat it too,
which makes sense.
Oh, right, okay, yeah.
I mean, I think you can infer that.
I would say that like,
having your cake and eat it, yeah.
I mean, you're always gonna eat your cake aren't you?
Why are you just keeping hold of cake for crying out loud?
Exactly, it's not gonna last long.
It will in our house because I don't eat cake.
Do you not eat cake?
I never eat cake.
You know what, the neighbour came round with some dog cake and that looked more attractive to me than any cake that's been made recently.
Did you try it? Don't lie, did you try it?
I know what it is, it's just got some mashed potato on the top as icing. I may have licked
it a little bit. I did have a real pawn shot of a Christmas for, you know that sort of
squirty cream, that kind of in a canister. Barely flavoured squirty cream, right in the
mouth. Every time I pass the fridge. Lovely one. And when that's finished, you can probably take the night
socks out of that as well.
Is that what's in it?
It's not some kind of compressed gas in it.
Yeah, you're probably right, actually.
Yeah, I could do a little bit of hippie.
That's probably why I enjoyed it so much.
Yeah, I'm still yet to enjoy that particular, you know,
like people are just really into it.
And it seems it just seems like it's never going
to be as good as a nice pint guys.
No, it's the modern equivalent of the people who used to just sniff solvents and glue around
the back of the petrol station.
Is it though?
I mean it must be more euphoric than that because you can get solvents everywhere.
Why aren't, why isn't glue sniffing?
Is it because everyone's got mustaches?
They can't, because mustaches are here in a big way that they can't...
No, I think it's because they changed the
chemical makeup of glue didn't they because of this there's so many
different glues though Luke come on now I mean there's a million different
garden mainstream available grooves I don't know about that what you have not
gone to the kind of DIY shops I go to the specialist specialist glue man you've
got a glue man as well I've got glue man? Because you can't ride a horse and cart?
I've got into JB welds recently. It kind of like it's it comes in my dad's I think
used to have some when we were a kid and it was this special it looked like two
you know like the little boys. It's two glues you have to mix together. Yeah but it was like it's kind of like
metallic it's metal I think it's like it's basically if you can't me ass to weld or you can't weld, it's basically
that stuff.
No, it's not an epoxy, it's metal I think.
I think it's metal anyway.
It's very, very, very, very strong and it works at high temperatures and it's basically
it's what you put on car parts to meld two bits of metal together, right?
And I think my dad had some,
my dad, we used to have like a medicine cupboard
that he would, it would be like medicines,
but also glue and, you know, emery boards
and like, you know, stuff that he would use for DIY.
And it was like these two like twin kind of little boy
sort of nuclear bombs, do you know what I mean?
Like, like together, and you'd open the top of them, mix them together with a matchstick and then it would weld it
together and JB Weld I recently discovered and oh let me tell you, if we were ever going
to do a glue roundup or an adhesive roundup...
What are you going to use it on?
Just bits of car.
I've snapped off my own little flag on the front of my car so I'm going to glue that
back on to be honest. You're not going to... Hang on a minute, you've got a little flag on the front of my car, so I'm gonna glue that back on, to be honest.
You're not gonna, hang on a minute,
you've got a little flag on the front of your car.
Got a little parking aid.
It's basically where dignitaries would put their little flags,
but it's not, it's just a little pole
so that you can basically see over the top of your bonnet,
because the bonnet's so long,
you can kind of see the end of your car effectively,
and it helps you park. It really is is adorable but it's a sort of thing that
you sort of think well if I leave this out and about in a rough neighborhood
it's just gonna get snapped off I feel like snapping it off I don't know what to say to that
that is a remarkable development
oh dearie me, I tell ya, here it is, here's me little pole
you stick that in the front of your car and it helps you park your car.
It helps me park my car.
Because you sort of see where the end of your car is.
I'm the man with the stick.
That's very nice Peter.
Peter on that delicate note, shall we have a break and come back and just squeeze an
email or two in?
Alright mate.
Sounds good.
I've got some good-uns.
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It's the Luke and Pete Show.
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If you want to get in touch with the show,
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That's how you can do it. Luke Emoha, have you got an email for us? You would gag at to get in touch with the show as always it's helloloukepeachow.com that's how you can do it.
Lukey Moa have you got an email for us?
You would gagget to get one out of your mouth and into people's ear holes.
So give us it yeah?
Give us it.
I think you know I have and this is going to prove to be probably quite a controversial
email but I'm going to read it anyway.
It's from James in Ireland.
He doesn't want to be any more specific than that.
Oh by the way speaking of that have you had that podcast series, Steak Knife? It's from James in Ireland. He doesn't want to be any more specific than that.
Oh, by the way, speaking of that,
have you heard that podcast series, Steak Knife?
I haven't.
Is that the one about the troubles?
Yeah, about the high ranking spy.
Didn't you, weren't you ill
and you listened to the whole of Steak Knife
when you were over Christmas?
I told you I listened to it on New Year, I think.
I was Alan Partridge, didn't I?
It's brilliant anyway. It's go in, it's really good.
Anyway.
Wonderful.
James Nylons says,
Hi boys, recently returned from a trip to South America
to visit my girlfriend's family in Argentina.
The trip consisted of staying across Argentina
in Buenos Aires, Cheyenne and El Calafate in Patagonia
before staying with my girlfriend's family in Mendoza.
As part of our trip, we visited Santiago in Chile with the partner I have access to's parents
for our final few days before flying home to Ireland.
To save money after a long trip, we decided to book a cheap apartment in the centre of Santiago.
Pete, have you read this email?
I haven't read this email, no.
Don't read ahead.
Okay, alright.
The apartment was as nice as you would expect for the price, with the sort of art usually
seen in a hotel room or Airbnb, for example, Eiffel Tower and Manhattan skyline pictures,
etc., along with family photos of the owner.
It was only when I sat down on the couch after a long day of sightseeing in the beautiful
city that I noticed something strange.
There was a single book on the shelf of the glass coffee table
that immediately grabbed my attention.
The cover of the book was covered in swastikas and pictures of Nazis.
Oh, OK.
I laughed to myself that the only book in the whole apartment
was some history book about the Nazis.
And being a fan of history, I know the awkwardness of having in your home
any book about that subject and their atrocities.
But upon first glance, from looking
at the spine, it appeared to be a book titled Mia Luca by Adolf Hitler.
Right. Now, a quick Google Translate.
That's two words. Let me guess. That's two words. One is definitely my. And he only wrote
one book, I think. Maybe he wrote a few.
But this sounds like his... And that's just out on the table, is it?
That's just out on the table. Right.
The translation app came back with the infamous mine camp.
I spent the rest of the evening searching the apartment for any other signs of third-right support but found nothing.
I've attached a photo of where I found the book along with the inscription on the first page which
translates to my dear Adolfo from Marlin. I also took pictures of the family photos owned by the
host which I haven't attached and have considered whether to send them to the authorities to
investigate Nazis who moved to South America after the war. But at the very least I think I'll do a
bad review on the website. Yeah it just seems like an aside. I mean what an astonishing gambit for
because you don't know who's staying in that.
You know, somebody might think that A, it's a funny joke, B, you're trying to get a rise
out of a German footballer who plays for Newcastle who happens to be staying there.
It's a, like, it just, I just feel like, I just feel like, have they just not noticed
it's there when they clean the apartment and someone sort of left it behind?
I just, wow. Yeah. It's hard to explain
Yeah, and the PS to this email is amazing by the way from James PS
This event completely overshadowed the night before we stayed in the hotel in Los Andes, Chile
That had a vending machine in the reception full of dildos vibrators and butt plugs after both these discoveries
I'm sure the very religious mother of my girlfriend would probably spend the drive back to Argentina saying endless Hail Marys.
Yeah, wow. I mean, I've stayed in a hotel where they've had like a box of like stuff
you can buy, a disposable camera, some furry handcuffs, and then right up to butt plugs.
Like, it's like, and this was in Soho. I mean, I don't know why that was clearing it up by saying that
it was Soho.
Didn't you have a house in Soho?
That's a surprise.
Why the fuck were you standing in the hotel?
It was my house. But yeah, I mean I would say that absolutely astonishing. I actually,
Luke, am committing my own Airbnb atrocity that may see me doing a bit of bird. I have
installed a secret camera
in an Airbnb.
What? What's happening?
Baby monitor. We were in over Christmas, we stayed away somewhere in Whitstable.
You had a lovely time didn't you with all the people that were there. You loved all
of them apparently. Had a lovely time, a whole lot of people there and it was, and we put the, and so I had to set up a
little baby monitor, so I had a little mobile one that connects to my phone, nice and easy, lovely
old job right, just so in case, because there's people running around the house, I can figure out whether baby needs changing
dummy or
Rabbits the three rabbits that she she hangs out with she hangs out with she sleeps with and anyway, so we
So that we go away and I've realized I've forgotten the bloody camera
I'm like which is still set up in this Airbnb in on the top floor in a room that
Presumably wouldn't get used generally unless you've
got an absolutely full heaving house.
You have to immediately inform them of that and let them know.
Don't be just opening the app on your phone and seeing what's going on.
Lookie, lookie.
I'm informed of that.
Who do you think you are, Michael Douglas?
I have informed, I think you're thinking of Michael Baldwin or one of the Baldwins, Billy
Baldwin.
Oh sorry, yeah.
Billy Baldwin.
Not Billy Baldwin, yeah.
Billy Baldwin. There's not Michael Baldwin Baldwin is there? In sliver.
There's loads of Baldwin's.
One does the shooting, one does the right wing stuff, one does something else.
I forget.
It's busy.
A busy family.
A busy, sexy, shooty family.
But yeah, so like this camera is still hooked up in this fucking Airbnb and I've informed
them. I informed them about a week ago,
I said, look, we've just left, can you send me the camera,
I'll pay for the postage, et cetera, et cetera.
I said, yeah, absolutely fine, I'll get the housekeeper
to find it and get it in the post for you.
Then I'm like, a few days later, they've not gone back to me
and I said, it's probably worth mentioning,
it is still turned on, that is an issue, for you, depending on if I look
at it, less so for me. And then they've got back to me today and they say, oh we can't
find it. I was going, I can fucking find it, I know exactly where it is, because I'm looking
at the fucking footage right now you fucking dickheads, and I'm, so I'm, you know, I'm
going to prison now, I'm going to prison now because I've set up a camera in a house.
But you just don't look at it. So I'm, you know, I'm going to prison now. I'm going to prison now because I've set up a camera in a house.
Well just don't look at it.
It doesn't matter whether they look at it or not, I've still done it haven't I?
I've set up a camera, they refused to remove it.
What am I supposed to do? What's my recourse?
Drive down to Whitsaple, get in the lockbox that they definitely won't change the combination for,
and go and grab it myself probably.
Yeah, do that.
Which is more crime, trespassing, brilliant.
No, rent it again, not if you rent it again.
Rent it again, yes.
I need it for 10 minutes.
Starting nudie squats on the floor.
Yeah, this is what I wanted.
This is what I wanted to see.
Oh dear, oh dear.
Getting higher born supply.
Have you had to buy a new camera then?
No, no, I haven't, hopefully it'll be, no, I'm refusing.
I thought, I was in Japan last last year and like I lost I left a
laptop at a hotel and within and I traveled a thousand miles or something
away from where I was and within a day it was back with me because people know
how to fucking get stuff done over there and here they cannot find a camera that
is on top of a cupboard
not find a camera that is on top of a cupboard. Oh dear.
On that note Peter, let's get out of here.
You'll never get me alive copper.
Yes we'll be back.
Sorry about the my camp female by the way, I just thought it would be interesting.
I imagine there's a lot of that kicking around that part of the world but it's interesting
to see it in the
wild isn't it right yes we'll be back on Thursday for battery brands and stuff
like that so look after yourselves we've been looking Pete you've been magical
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