The Luke and Pete Show - Give it a sniff
Episode Date: October 19, 2023Luke and Pete start today’s episode by giving out food safety advice. WARNING: Do not take food safety advice from Luke and Pete. You’ve heard about Donny’s health issues…Speaking of people do...ing things they’re not qualified for, the lads then give their thoughts on the latest YouTube boxing and they also hear from a listener who attended Ricky Lambert's latest protest.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sometimes sing it and say Luke Moore.
Luke Moore. Oh, Lukimo!
You broke my heart and now I'm dropping something.
Akin for you.
That song reminds me of driving through the outskirts of Kagoshima in Japan
and heading over to a vending machine that dispensed pancakes.
Erasure singles.
Sweet, creamy pancakes.
I was listening to Erasure at the time and I was driving over
and it was not a disappointment, the crepe dispensing vending machine.
Basically what they'd done was they'd made crepes
and they'd just sort of jam them into like glass jars
and pop them in the vending machine
like you would dispense something normally.
And bloody delicious.
What's the shelf life on that kind of product?
No, I think it was a mom and pop operation, to be honest.
I don't think anybody,
I don't think they had the chance to go out of date
because I think they were being resurfaced.
Oh, okay.
It's quite popular.
You haven't got to worry about it.
They're selling like hotcakes. True that. You haven't got to worry about it, they're selling like hotcakes and you haven't got to worry about it
Speaking of that
the local
corner shop to where we live
one of the kind of
great things, one of the great unsung things
about London corner
shops, I guess in New York they have
the kind of bodega thing don't they, but in London it's
very much like corner shops um is they're quite frankly um laissez-faire attitude towards products going
out of date like yeah and the other day i was in one and i bought something and it was for my
five-month-old son by the way right so it's a serious thing ciggies yeah cigarettes right
which i thought didn't go out of date. No, I was buying
a product that my five-month-old son was going to
consume, right. Out of date.
Three months. I was like, alright,
mate, this is out of date. Oh, is it? Alright,
yeah, cheers.
I felt like saying to him, you know, I could have fed
that to my son. Yeah. But there's
no point. He doesn't care. He's not bothered. Zero waste
though, isn't it? Like, I think we're quite
lesser fair about our things going off dates, aren't we? Yeah, I think. He doesn't care. He's not bothered. Zero waste though, isn't it? I think we're quite lesser fair
about our things going off debts, aren't we?
Yeah, I think.
Apart from sour cream.
So you do,
I remember when I worked at Safeway back in the day,
I don't know if it's still the case,
but back then you would get a thousand pound fine
per item from trading standards
if every item they found out a day on the shelf.
I could see that, yeah.
Yeah, so it can be ruinous for a small business, I suppose.
But I think generally speaking,
you've got used by
and you've got best before, haven't you?
Yeah, definitely.
And generally, just give it a sniff.
Give it a sniff.
Give it a sniff.
Trust your senses.
Good advice for life generally, actually.
If you're not sure about something,
give it a sniff.
Give it a sniff.
If you are at the end of a long working day,
you give yourself a sniff, don't you?
And sort of go,
have I reached my best before date?
Or am I used by?
Is this, do I need to take a shower right now?
I had a very,
I was walking around an unseasonably warm village
in the Cotswolds last week.
Because that's the kind of tedious man I am these days.
And about mid-afternoon, I was like, oh, fuck, I think I stink.
And then I realized I forgot to put deodorant on that morning.
Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The wife I have access to, I said, look, I haven't put deodorant on this morning.
And she was like, oh, okay.
I don't care.
You have already given me a child.
No, see what she said?
See what she said? Is that what she said?
Do not care.
Should we just stay outside then?
Should we just stay outside?
Let's not go inside anywhere.
No, we can't go.
Could you not give yourself a little wash in the sink
at whatever place you were going to?
We're in a village.
We're out in a village.
Out in a village, right.
What do you mean?
What does that mean?
What kind of question is that?
Take your top off and wash your body in a stream.
In a stream. Nice, that'd be good. Actually, there top off and wash your body in a stream. In a stream.
Nice, that'd be good.
Actually, there was a couple of kids
playing in a stream
and it was quite an idyllic scene.
Yeah, exactly.
Imagine if I just glumped in there,
top off,
like a really shit tribute
to Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice.
Yeah.
Hello, children.
Just giving myself a wash.
Half-eating ice cream in one hand.
But anyway,
this is the Luke and Pete show
thank you very much
for tuning in
Pete normally does the intro
but I've just gone off piece
and thought I'll do it myself
well we had about
five minutes
talking about the who
being wrong-uns
but before we started recording
then we realised
your microphone
wasn't selected correctly
so
what can I say about the who
that I won't get in trouble for
you know what I want to say
what can I say
I mean to be fair
with that one
band that's an accusation that has been leveled against at least one of their number repeatedly
was he convicted oh good this is good this is great he's certainly on the register wasn't he
he was on a register he got put on the register i think yes i mean i guess luke shutting down
as he furiously i'm fucking googling this because i i a bit about it so I have googled it
as is my want and he accepted
the caution from the Metropolitan Police
an investigation conducted in 2000
2003 and he was on the
sex offenders register for five years beginning
in 2003
so that is something that's happened
can't deny that
yeah and apparently he also
plays a mean pinball so i saw a
really interesting tweet the other day like about um it was someone who sold bands in this british
bands in the 60s and 70s and it was like the beatles you know what what kind of doors of
perception can be opened and one takes lsd and you know uses that to fuel one's creativity and
what does it mean for the meaning of humanity.
Pink Floyd, all this kind of amazing concept about the passing of time and the meaning of life
and all the rest of it.
The Who.
Wouldn't it be amazing if a deaf and blind kid
was really good at pinball?
Solid.
That's why they're the sort of band
who play the Albert Hall rather than the O2 these days,
one would suggest.
The Albert Hall's a very... Isn't the Albert Hall not a very kind of...
It's not like a feather in your cap?
I think so, but I think they seem to play it a lot, don't they?
The rest of the politics play it a lot.
Do they?
And my dad wrote a porno, played it.
Why haven't we played it?
I mean, to be fair, there are small rooms in the Albert Hall.
The duo Peacock and Gamble played it once.
And then, obviously...
But isn't Gamble massive?
Not 10, 15 years ago when I saw them playing.
So the Royal Albert Hall capacity is 5,200 people.
That's a lot of people.
A lot of people.
It's a fucking great venue.
We've done 1,020 times, though, so respect us. venue we've done a thousand twenty times though
so
respect us
most we've done
would be what
twelve hundred I think
yeah
I'm happy with that
I'm happy with that
I'm happy with being
a fifth of the who
that's what I'd say
which fifth
wait hang on
I'm trying to protect myself
from that particular comment
hey watch that
speaking of that kind of
caper
rock and roll good clean, clean, fun.
The Savile sort of documentary with,
it's a documentary, what do you call it?
A docudrama.
A biopic, isn't it?
It's a biopic or something.
Biopic.
Biopic sounds too grand.
Sounds hagiographic.
I think, I would say a dramatization.
A dramatization, okay.
Coogan's really good.
He's really good in it.
So loads of people have said that to me.
It's a great piece of work,
but after a weekend of watching the news as it is,
I just had enough, to be honest.
I can't be watching this.
It's just fucking, I'm just depressed about it.
It's like...
It takes a lot for me to be down about stuff, but, you know.
Because I think you're permanently down, aren't you?
So to move the dial further is tough.
To move the dial further.
So a lot of people have said to me
that they started watching it out of curiosity or whatever,
and then were just so hooked on how good Steve Coogan is in it
that they just couldn't stop watching it,
which is an amazing testament to him, really.
I mean, by the way,
I think he's probably one of the
more underrated um actors in that kind of stuff like he's um he's had a he's kind of like i don't
think it really happened for him obviously in hollywood but he's done enough stuff where you're
like he he's good enough to play in a much bigger pool but he obviously yeah finds himself back in
the in the UK pool.
I think so.
I think the reason he plays that Saville stuff
type of thing so well
is because he's obviously come out of impressionism, right?
So he started out as an impressionist.
That was like his thing.
And I remember, because I saw him,
oh, I'll tell you what I saw him in a few years ago.
I saw him in Stan and Ollie
and he was so good in that
and I was like Jesus
he's actually a really good actor
and the way that he
all the subtleties that come along with
playing Alan Partridge
so good
I think with his characters
and I think why it lends itself to Savile so well
is that his
main popular characters have been
slightly creepy old outsiders
and obviously Savile was the ultimate
creepy old outsider
for every part of his
world. Would you say so, yeah?
I'd say, yeah. The ultimate
outsider. The ultimate outsider.
The American badass Jimmy Savile.
That's quite a good PR of him, isn't it? You could say he was the ultimate outsider the the american badass jimmy saville it's quite a good pr of him
isn't it you could say it was the ultimate outsider yeah exactly yeah yeah but you could
also say pete he was a convention and norm breaking person as well uh yeah lifelong bachelor
all that all that good stuff but i think um i think you know if you look so the great comparison
between like coogan as partridge would be gervais as brent right and i don't shot
oh and also and in no way versatile is it no a very much very one i mean it's a great trick
it's a fucking great trick but it's really one trick yeah partridge is is if you look at the
longevity of how he's adapted the character and how he's got the character to react to like development developments in life
generally which just didn't exist when the character first started but still kept it right
on the money every single time he's just got such a great understanding and the two writers as well
it's the it's the gib I mean it's the gibbons I mean that character was dead like partridge was
dead for the longest time and then the Gibbons joined and could
write Partridge
better than him
and Iannucci
and Bain
but do you reckon
Iannucci just had
other stuff to get
on with
yeah but I just
think the character
was done
and the Gibbons
just know how to
just tirelessly
write for that
character and that's
why we've had so
much Partridge
and it seems
doesn't look like
it's slowing
anytime soon
which is good
yeah I haven't
heard the most
recent kind of audio stuff.
No, no.
But I liked the first season from the Oast House as well.
I actually, I kind of, I wouldn't say I know him,
but I occasionally speak to one of the Gibbons brothers
because he's a fan of some of the podcasts we make
and I'd love him to do a show of us,
but he fucking won't.
He fucking won't. I haven't even got to the stage where i've asked him it's just embarrassing for all of
us speaking of speaking of embarrassing for all of us um did you see um you wouldn't have seen
this but it's fucking hilarious uh did you watch any of that youtube boxer night on saturday uh
i didn't but i've seen some clips um uh It sounded like it was all just a big shame.
It's bad.
The thing is, the reason I'm laughing
is because I was sitting there.
I didn't pay for it.
I always pay for boxing on pay-per-view
out of principle normally
because the boxers are so dedicated
and it's dangerous.
I think they deserve to be paid,
so I will pay them.
Not for that, though.
I'm not paying for that.
No fucking way.
I'll tolerate a lot in the name of entertainment, but I not paying for that. No fucking way. Yeah. I tolerate a lot in the name of entertainment,
but I will not tolerate that.
But the thing was, people are, because it's such a,
what was interesting actually as well,
the kind of interesting part of it is that because it's obviously aimed
at young people, their influences,
they're obviously basically influencers, right?
So a couple of observations for me
one is that
it was amazing
how full the venue
was from very
very early on
right
like people just
don't have a concept
of like a main event
I guess
it's not something
you always see
with boxing either
no definitely not
no it takes ages
to fill up normally
but it's the whole
thing was fucking
pumping at like
7pm
and given that
KSI and Tommy Fury
didn't fight
until like midnight
right it's amazing really but also the second thing was kind of interesting is that like 7pm. And given that KSI and Tommy Fury didn't fight until like midnight,
it's amazing really.
But also,
the second thing that was kind of interesting
is that I'd be interested
in how many pay-per-views
it did because
I just opened TikTok
and every single person
on TikTok
was just having to
add the TikTok up
to their TV screen.
Streaming it, right.
Yeah, so you could
just work it on that.
I like that bloke
who streamed
UFC a couple of years ago
on Twitch,
and he just stood there with his controller pretending he was playing it.
That's brilliant.
And he got away with it for the whole match, I think.
But I watched the two main event fights, I guess, on TikTok,
and the account didn't get shut down at any point.
No.
Well, these things take a little bit of time, don't they, I suppose.
But anyway, it was so, so bad.
So bad.
So it did a lot of hugging.
It was a points loss.
It was just fucking shit.
It wasn't even anything approaching what boxing actually is.
Right.
Do you know what it was like, Donny?
It was basically like, imagine if they build Soccer Aid
as like a really big, competitive, amazing sporting event
and it had no charity element.
That's basically what it is, the boxing equivalent of that.
Oh, this is really good.
Are they doing this for charity?
Nah.
I just sort of think, you know, even worse than most boxing crowds,
I would suggest if you did a thorough drug search at the O2
or wherever it was, there'd be no one there.
There'd just be no one there.
I would say that a big boxing night in London,
or Manchester or Birmingham, whatever,
I think is the greatest concentration of cheap cocaine anywhere in the world.
And I'll include South America in that.
Yeah.
Honestly, the amount of people
shoving like Ajax up their hooter.
Not even bothering to get out of their seats
in most cases.
No, no, no, no, no, no point.
But yes, anyway, that was something that kind of caught my eye over the weekend. And then on Sunday, no, no, no, no. No point. But yes, anyway, that was something
that kind of caught my eye
over the weekend.
And then on Sunday,
Pete, I had a little drinky-poo.
He was my friend.
Oh, that's nice.
You had a lovely weekend then.
That sounds brilliant.
Didn't do any of the chores
I was supposed to do.
What were your chores?
Old baby-related chores.
I'm normally really good at doing it.
I'm normally really diligent.
But a friend of mine was in town.
He's in the US normally and I hadn't
seen him for ages. So I was like, we're going to go for a few beers.
And yeah,
so then things went in a
Donaldson direction, I would say. I'm not
sure that's particularly fair because I was
absolutely fine until Saturday night and then
the neighbour was having her
50th. Oh yeah?
Car keys in the bowl, was it? I had too
many drinks and then the
next day I
had to get up
to come play
and goal for
football
ship four
goals in 15
minutes
not a great
start to the
match
how many of
them were
your fault
I'd say one
of them
I'm only little
the guy did
chip me
so
positioning
height
just all the
good stuff
but
did you wet
yourself at
their house I didn't wet yourself at their house?
I didn't wet myself at their house. Did you embarrass yourself at any point?
Did you have to feel it the next morning?
I'd spent Saturday.
I reacted with incredulity that my other neighbour, Neil,
didn't know that I had a radio career of some repute.
Fuming, fuming.
How long have you been a neighbour of his?
Yeah, I just thought he did podcasts.
I was like, I met Sarah
at the radio.
Yeah,
but you were just
one of the geeks
of Stan outside,
weren't you?
Exactly.
Didn't get a 4x3.
4x3?
No.
What's the headshots
that people get?
Because I remember
when I used to leave
the building
in Wongolden Square,
there would always be
people waiting outside.
Is it Patsy Kensett?
Who was the one who was in...
Yes, it was.
Patsy Kensett, I think, did a show.
Maybe.
I think it was Patsy Kensett.
Anyway, one of the other radio stations.
And once you came out,
there would always be blokes waiting outside
to get things signed.
But they were like glamour shots from the 70s or 80s,
like her in a bikini when she was
quite young and it's just a bit like
why are you getting them signed you absolute creep
wasn't she like a bit of a
she was like a
in the 80s wasn't it
she was like a young
a model I think
it was just really creepy
but is there an element
of the
commercial radio
fan local radio fan crowd
that are a bit weird
I mean you don't want to say that you don't want to answer do you
there's a lot of why there's a lot
of words there that every
part of that is depressing
commercial radio fans
I mean who the hell gives
a toss but people are though aren't they
I think you are remembering a bygone era even for you I think I mean, who the hell gives a toss? But people are, though, aren't they?
I think you are remembering a bygone era, even for you, I think, I would say.
Nobody gives a shit about radio.
So, look, when I was at uni... Nobody gives a shit about anything, I would say.
When I was at uni the first time around, there were people there,
and I did a few radio modules,
there were people there who were so into commercial radio,
it was unbelievable.
They had their own names, they had their own voices,
they knew they wanted to host the breakfast show
on Eagle FM or whatever.
That was their path.
And one of them used to spend the break time
between lectures reporting pirate radio stations
to the radio authority.
Nice, like it.
Because he was like, well, they've not got a license.
They shouldn't be doing it.
They shouldn't be doing this.
Yeah.
So there are people out there like that.
Well, there was then anyway.
Yeah, there will be people who still like that sort of thing.
I would say that, like,
surely they should just hand over FM licenses
to anybody who wants them nowadays
because nobody has FM radio.
So we should be able to just fill the airwaves with FM.
We should just broadcast the Luke and Pete show on FM.
That'd be so good.
The entire radio station.
That'd be so good.
That reminds me again,
to come back full circle of that Alan Partridge mid-morning,
no, this time episode,
where Alan Partridge goes to investigate chem sex parties,
and he just makes that guy's really into local radio,
starts talking about FM licenses and stuff.
A lovely moment, that.
Yeah, that was moment that and they just
wake up on a heath
yeah that's right
that's right
that's why I leave you
to do the news
on the hour
it's just so funny
Peter let's have
a quick break
when we come back
I've got an email
here from someone
who was at
a Ricky Lambert
fronted protest
in Liverpool
lovely stuff
excited for that
we'll see you
on the other side
of this.
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We're back with Luca Piccio
and we are back with big news
about a big protest in the city of culture.
2012, was it?
Liverpool.
Would they have done that to Liverpool in 2012
when we had the Olympics there?
Might have been earlier.
2009, maybe?
I can't remember.
They kind of share them around a little bit.
It was 2008, apparently.
2008.
Yeah, it was crowned as the 2008 Capital of Culture
as a recognition of the economic
and cultural renaissance the city has undergone
since the decline of traditional industries
by which I mean since the fucking Tories and the Thatcher
completely fucked them.
Didn't they take away
their classification as
like a heritage site or something
quite recently because of Everton's
stadium is that bad.
Oh, really?
Because that part of the port is, I think,
designated as a world site of heritage
or something like that.
And because Everton have decided to take up
so much of it for their stadium,
they've taken it away.
I don't think it's World Heritage.
Of course, it's not UNESCO.
It is World Heritage.
It is.
Is it World Heritage?
Yeah, I just looked it up for you, mate,
while you were talking there. And you're spot on. UNESCO strips Liverpool of its World Heritage of course, it's not UNESCO. It is World Heritage. It is. Is it World Heritage? Yeah, I just looked it up for you, mate, while you were talking there
and you're spot on.
UNESCO strips
Liverpool of its
World Heritage status.
That's a big bit of,
like,
that's a big own goal,
isn't it?
Yeah.
If you're Evan,
you're like,
yeah,
thanks for that,
Evan,
but you have destroyed
our UNESCO World Heritage
status,
which is amazing.
Yeah,
because apparently
there's been an irreversible
loss of the historic
value of its Victorian
docks. Pete, that's really good. How doversible loss of the historic value of its Victorian docks.
Pete, that's really
good.
How do you remember
that stuff?
You can't remember
your fucking
breakfast.
I just like it when
Everton fail at
things.
It's amusing to me.
They're the little
club that tries, I'm
afraid.
Sorry, Everton fans.
People come to this
show for a respite
from that.
I'm wearing a
Marcus Feller t-shirt.
What do you want me
to say?
Oh, yeah, you are.
Listen, I don't really like it when people talk about their attire
on radio shows and podcasts.
That's all you do.
No.
That's your full banter calendar.
Monday, talk about someone's clothes because you're a frustrated footballer.
You just want to talk about what car people are driving
and what clothes, what drift they're coming in with.
Someone's committed several car-related crimes on this show, and it's and it's not me it's not that's all i talk about these days
i'll just go about my business i'll need a new car go and get one and get on with it don't tell
anyone yeah and then you you come into my house and frankly not being able to get over the fact
that in your words your car is so long so long oh, is that why I got a long car as well?
I think it was, because I think a couple of weeks later you went and got one.
It could be related.
It definitely could be related.
I just want a nice long car, Luke.
I think I deserve a nice long car.
It's a metaphor, isn't it?
Anyway, so, oh, Rory's just put in the run on the order, Pete.
Producer Rory's just put in the run on the order.
We've got to do batteries.
Got to do batteries.
That's fine.
We haven't forgotten batteries, Rory.
Rory, we've got loads of time, mate.
Don't worry about it.
Rory, you haven't got a microphone to defend yourself, mate,
but we're across it.
We're across it, mate.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
Rory.
Time is against us.
I've got to get to the...
Rory.
Scott.
Wanker.
Wanker.
You go, Pete.
Do your batteries first,
then we'll do Ricky Lambert, as promised.
I do want to do a bit more chat about the city of Liverpool
because I want to see how much trouble you can get yourself in.
But we'll do batteries for now, will we?
All right, Scott.
Scott has got in touch.
Eventually found some potential new players
after replacing batteries found in a knock-off Transformer car
my son got for his third birthday.
No mirror readily available, I'm afraid.
It's a Hua Huang.
I think we might have had Hua Huangs before,
but it's a very pleasing word to say.
Yeah.
And also a very pleasing, straight down the line,
to the point logo.
So we praised one of our listeners last week
for putting a mirror behind the battery
so we could see the battery in its entirety.
Mirror with the battery!
Yeah, nice.
That was actually quite good.
Thank you.
Can you follow it up?
No, I think somebody did.
Were Operation Ivy back together for one weekend only,
doing a tribute show to the bloke from the specials?
Yes.
He died quite recently, that handsome man.
I don't really know who Operation Ivy are.
It is one of the founding members of Rancid,
and they sort of did.
I mean, they did like one album
and you know
people get very excited
about it
but you go back
and listen to that music
and it's
it's not ideal
is it better than
An Outcome The Walls
nothing's better than
An Outcome The Walls
no
it's just great
yeah fair enough
almost perfect album
that goes on for too long
so Operation
yeah that's every album
healthy body
sick minds that's one of. Healthy body, sick minds.
That's one of theirs
and they did a song...
Oh, no, is it on Time Bomb?
What was it?
I can't remember.
No, Time Bomb is the old 97, isn't it?
Time Bomb is rancid.
Got a time bomb in my mind, mom.
Classic.
What is that?
Time Bomb.
It's a classic tune.
It's a band called the old 97.
No, Rancid did a song called Time Bomb.
Oh, okay. Bang it. it's a band called The Old 97 no Ransom did a song called Time Bomb oh okay this is their biggest
single I think
so interesting
there's a brilliant tune
by
a band called
The Old 97
right
right
called Time Bomb
right okay
and you should
fucking listen to it
unless I'm completely
missing it
and it's a
it's a remake of
or a cover
but it's not is it because the one you've just sung is completely different no I'm completely missing it and it's a it's a remake of or a cover but it's not is it
because the one you've just sung
is completely different
no
I'm going to send you
Old 97's Time Bomb
because you'll absolutely love it
it's right up your street
fine
they're like a kind of
I'd say like a punk
a pop punk band
from like the late 90s
Bombshell
I'm thinking of Bombshell
not Time Bomb
for fuck's sake Donaldson
for fuck's sake
anyway
what were we saying
Hua Huang
thank you thank you Scott Huaott is this been going on
oh good uh scott you're the second person to send in hua wong after our friend michael
freel sent them in back all the way back in august of, he was emailing us about the original sleeve
for the Blue Monday single by New Order.
That's okay, fair.
And he was talking about different albums being put out
and then obviously being sold at a loss
because they had different designs on them.
Michael also referenced the Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
in the sleeve, which has got a working kind of zip
on the front of a pair of jeans.
I actually own that record
with the original zipper.
I don't know if it's worth anything,
but anyway,
he's sitting in while I'm on batteries.
So you're the second person
to send him in, Scott,
but thank you very much
for getting in touch.
Right, okay.
Lovely stuff.
We have got one from Keegan.
Hello, Keegan.
How's it, lads?
Big for the Ramble
and more recently,
the Luke and Pete show.
First time emailing in.
I'm a South African
living in South Australia
and I have been keeping my eye out
for potential new battery brands.
I have two batteries for you this week,
which I'm pretty sure
you've not mentioned on the pod.
I've recently joined
the police service in Adelaide.
Sorry, Luke.
I know your opinion toward the man.
I have found this bad boy
in an old operational
police torch.
I present to you
Wolf Eyes.
That's amazing.
Wolf Eyes.
Great name.
Very chunky.
I can't figure out
what form factor
that battery is.
What do you mean?
Well, it looks
too big to be a double A.
Yeah, it's a chunker.
Unless Keegan
has lovely dainty fingers, it's exciting.
The second battery is from a flashing musical unicorn bubble machine.
Yes, it is as annoying as it sounds.
I bought for my daughter at the famous Royal Adelaide show
that comes around once a year.
Which I feel is right up Pete's alley, by the way.
After the batteries inevitably died a few days later,
when replacing them, I found three judos inside.
Fingers crossed, judos and wolf eyes
have not been sent in before.
Thank you very much for this, Keegan.
Judo have been sent in before.
Keegan, you are the 11th person to send in judos.
So that's that one out of the way.
But wolf eyes, we've never seen before.
That's a new player.
And I cannot believe there's a battery brand there called Wolf Eyes.
It's fucking great.
Isn't it so good?
I'm trying to think of, there's got to be a Wolf Eyes.
I'm trying to think of a Wolf Eyes song, but I can't seem to.
There probably have been a lot of songs about wolves and their eyes.
But I can't, I can remember the band Wolf Parade. There is a band called wolf eyes and they're very difficult to listen to okay good
good it's like experimental stuff basically gross so they they they like noise rock it's that kind
of stuff you know you'd go to like an atp mate and there'd be a certain amount of bands there
and everyone would pretend to like them they're the ones that you're waiting to see I don't know Boris or the Walkman
and they're the ones
who were on before.
Yeah.
So
yeah
so I mean
I don't know any of their songs
I couldn't sing you one
which is a relief to everyone
but anyway
Wolf Eyes are a new player
so congratulations to you
Keegan
thanks for sending those in.
Who have we got
last but not least Peter?
Finally for now
Joe from Salford
Hi there Luke and the Pete
on my recent trip to Germany to visit old friends
and watch some Champions League games,
I've sourced a new entry for the B-Daddy.
Jeden Tag.
Jeden Tag.
J-E-D-E-N Tag.
Going back to the Berlin club life chat,
queues to get into normal clubs are insanely long.
Going to Bergen now is really only the sort of thing
that tourists and regulars from
the vibes I got from friends living there.
So I would
say it's a complete waste of time unless you know someone.
So you can't basically get into Bergen
if you want to get into Bergen, which is
sad to see, to be quite frank. Our friend
Ryan from Stadio,
he used to DJ
Bergen all the time. Right, okay, nice.
And I'm sure
he would have let me go
if I wanted
but I'd never wanted to
so I just did it
never wanted
I chose not to
there's nothing in that
for me
I don't want to be
in a fucking nightclub
at four in the morning
I want to be in bed
I know you
but you wouldn't be
saying that 20 years ago
would you
well I didn't know him
20 years ago
ah good point
yeah
what am I doing
would you not want to
have a little look around
check out the fire exits
I don't know just have a little the fire exits? I don't know, just have a little, what's going on?
I don't know really.
I don't think anything good's ever happened to me after like 4am.
No.
It's a new day then, isn't it?
Has anything good happened?
Before 4am, not really.
I'm a big fan of the 6am these days.
I very much enjoy getting up nice and early.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't have a choice in that these days,
obviously, as a fairly new dad.
But the last three mornings,
my son's got me up early.
I mean, not compared to some.
He's a very good sleeper generally.
And it's actually been a pleasure
because it's been very crisp.
Yes, beautiful, crisp blue sky. Getting him in his like kind of onesie in his suit so he's nice and
warm wrapping up warm and walking to the coffee shop literally as it opens and getting a nice
cup of tea and having a wander around the park it's lovely that time in the morning that's much
more preferable for me but then i'm 43 years old so what do you expect anyway um joe who sent jade and tag um you are the second person to send those in
um our friend christoph sent those in um from germany as well uh back in january of 2020
uh just just before um before covid i suppose he also gave us a very intellectual uh lesson
about um fictional works with different endings taking in
all sorts of various examples
but yeah
so good on you Christophe you were the
first person to send the Jaden tag commiserations
to you Joe but thanks for playing the
game we reward all competitors
here because we're very very happy
to hear from them before we
go let me just squeeze this Ricky Lambert email
in Peter as promised to hear from them. Before we go, let me just squeeze this Ricky Lambert email in, Peter.
Yeah.
As promised,
before Rory Crawley tried to stop us,
David Humphries
has been in touch.
So should I give people
a quick bit of background?
Yeah, yeah.
It's quicker the better,
but yeah, definitely.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Okay.
Ricky Lambert's mad.
That's it.
All right.
Is that all you need?
Yeah, that's all we need.
And he tried to lead a protest at Liverpool Town Hall
about 15-minute cities.
Yeah.
Because he thinks that people are going to be fined
for leaving their zone.
He does, doesn't he?
Do you just think he's like a frustrated sci-fi writer?
He could have gone either way.
I don't think he's a writer.
I don't think he's much of a writer, to be honest.
But he, I mean,
there was a really interesting article about him on The Athletic.
For those of you listening who've got a subscription,
trying to explain how he's come to this issue,
how some footballers are particularly susceptible
to a massive distrust of authority,
which lends it to this kind of thing.
And it's worth reading.
It'd give you a much better background than I could.
But anyway, he led this protest at Liverpool Town Hall.
David Humphrey's been in touch.
Thank you, David, for getting in touch.
He says, hi, lads, hope you're well.
Longtime listener and twice successful battery contributor.
Currently eyeing up a third, but that's a story for another time.
But I was listening with interest to Luke mentioning
the 15-minute city protests at Liverpool Town Hall.
In a recent episode,
as I was actually there,
I'm a local democracy reporter
for the Liverpool Echo,
meaning I cover all kinds
of city council business.
As a result...
A democracy reporter?
Yeah.
Now that sounds like something
that you would see
in a Judge Dredd film or something.
That sounds like something
that as a job would have been
a position made redundant
10 years ago
with what's happening
with local news.
So congratulations to you, David.
The one town in which you're allowed to still do it.
For fighting a good fight.
David says to sum it up quickly, it was absolutely mad.
Lambert turned up late, posed for pictures with a weird Canadian who has been arrested for sending death threats and anti-Semitism,
as well as a council candidate who used a video to call me David Humperdinck.
I've attached the links to various stories i've done on this sadly it doesn't include the time i was called an enemy of the people but i have included the screenshot of me from one of their
batshit videos where they said i was reporting lies love to the family david um so david's
actually on the front line of this peter yeah i mean he's fighting the good fight business lanyard
is reporting lanyard he may as well just have one of those hats with a little card in it saying press.
Yeah, that would be great.
And what David's done there is a fatal error, isn't it, in this kind of thing?
Because what he's done is actually reported quite responsibly what's actually happening.
Yeah.
Which people of that persuasion don't really like very much, do they?
persuasion don't really like very much.
Because when a mirror like a great battery
brand from Luke and Pete Shaw's past
gets held up to a lot
of these protests, I think even the protesters go
we don't
we look quite discordant
and chaotic. Can we get back
home for bargain hunt?
If you're at a protest where
nine times out of ten
someone's got a tinny on the go, it's never a good protest, is it?
I think that's judgmental.
I think that's what makes it a good protest.
A bad protest is if people got a set of Marks and Spencer olives
on the go or something.
Right, okay, fair.
Listen, if you're going to do it, do it properly.
Get stuck in.
Get stuck in, have a can.
Get six dollars.
But the thing they complain like i kind of when i was at the uh when i was at my um neighbor's 50th um she did buy
in uh tisky's just for me that is lovely it's a it's a lovely but a low blow emotionally i think
i think it's a dig yeah it's like one of those things at the same time is like this is a really
thoughtful thing but you're also passing
quite a lot of judgment
on my character there.
My neighbour was saying to me yesterday
that he was at a family party, right?
And there was a massive row
between two of his wife's uncles
because one of the uncles
turned up to the other uncle's house,
which is where the party was,
with six beers.
Obviously, bring
a bottle, bring a beer, whatever.
Put them in the utility room.
Then spent the whole party
drinking other beers.
And then when he left, he took the six beers back
with him.
And the uncle whose party was chasing him down
the street. Fucking give him back.
It's pretty unedifying.
Yeah, it is.
Man's got to have a code
a man's got to have principles
on that delicate note
let's get out of here
Peter
tell the people
when we'll be back
tell them when
they're going to hear
from us next
oh when they least expect it
as long as that is
very much Monday morning
at 5.30
or whenever this show
gets released
so check us out
in your
in your
Apple podcasts
or your Spotify or your Amaz's or however you listen to podcasts
What do you use at the moment?
I flitter skittishly
between Spotify and
Google podcasts so
sometimes I'll flirt with YouTube
but I'm not watching the video
because quite frankly most of the
podcasters I like are horrific
to look at
Guilty I like are horrific to look at. Guilty.
Guilty.
I like Spotify as a user interface.
Yes.
Not a massive fan of them as a company,
but I like the interface.
It's good.
I've got that slicked out very well.
And I occasionally listen on Overcast as well.
Overcast.
Yeah, that's always one of those kind of fringe concerns
with me, Overcast.
That's enough about Ricky Lambert.
I reckon Ricky Lambert listens
on Overcast for sure.
Oh, he did.
It was Overcast.
He'd blimp chemtrails.
All right, then.
Let's get out of here.
We'll be back on Monday.
I reckon he uses Signal all the time.
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