The Luke and Pete Show - Like Nothing Matters

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

This week, the guys are talking about ‘the poor aesthetic’. Are the Last Dinner Party right? Are people sick of hearing about the cost of living? And was it acceptable to ask Rob Beckett to model ...in front of piled-high bins on his photoshoot?Plus, Pete introduces his neighbour to Bigga Juice!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the Luke and Pete show. Hello. Hello. Hello. Happy Thursday. Thursday the 4th of March. It is. March always gives me the heebie-jeebies because I always think I forgot my dad's birthday
Starting point is 00:00:19 and I didn't forget my dad's birthday on the 3rd, but I ordered some biltong off the internet and it did not arrive in time, Lukey Miller. I hate that because I've got a bit of that going on in my family because I think that they think that I'm a bit shit at that stuff and when I'm genuinely alright at it and I get let down by delivery promises that have not been kept
Starting point is 00:00:38 it's frustrating. It's frustrating. So what did your dad say about that? Did he want Biltong? Well, the annoying thing is I know for a fact he's never sent me a card yeah
Starting point is 00:00:49 like so my dad's got absolutely no input in that at all my mum does all of it yeah so he I sort of feel very guilty but then why should I
Starting point is 00:00:57 because he never remembers anything yeah pertaining to my life I had a tricky one once where we're generally in the US for my dad's birthday weirdly enough
Starting point is 00:01:06 April, May, June, July August, September, October eight months different my dad's the 3rd of December okay and we're normally in the US and obviously the time difference and stuff
Starting point is 00:01:14 so he'll normally expect to hear from me later in the day and it's fine I remember a year a few years ago on his birthday woke up
Starting point is 00:01:21 and we were completely snowed in I was in New England we were completely snowed in i was in new england completely snowed in the whole day was taken up with helping out the elderly neighbor um and shoveling and doing a lot of chores putting winter tires on the car all the rest of it completely forgot it was my dad's birthday and i felt so bad i felt so bad and then i thought i do feel bad about this but you know many many family members do not get involved with me for my birthday and i don't say anything about it yeah i'm not i'm genuinely i know everyone's different but i'm not that bothered but you don't think we should turn the tables now and sort of go we're not doing unless unless your dad sends you a card he's
Starting point is 00:02:00 not getting on i feel like in my family I would like us to make a lot of changes to Christmas as you well know I'd love to just do a secret Santa for Christmas just among the adults you get one person
Starting point is 00:02:15 you pull it out you get them a present and you could ramp up the value because you're saving money anyway so you say a hundred quid whoa
Starting point is 00:02:22 you only buy one present that's the beauty of it that's half a Mr. Donut well maybe you could the beauty of it. That's half a Mr. Donut. Well, maybe you could save up two Christmases to get a Mr. Donut. Two Christmases to get a Mr. Donut, yeah. Yeah, so I'm just saying, I think there's a lot of family traditions
Starting point is 00:02:32 that in my family that are suddenly just decided that they're traditions that I've had no input in and it involves me being inconvenienced in some way. Anyway, what's been going on with you, Peter? How's your week going?
Starting point is 00:02:43 I can't stop thinking about Mr. Donut now. Yeah, it's going alright. I've been watching Timmy Shaw. Do a crowd funder. What? Get Peter and Sarah
Starting point is 00:02:50 the Mr. Donut they deserve. That she doesn't want. Well, I think she's got her friend from choir that is going to come around and fix up our planters,
Starting point is 00:03:00 which is great news. Fantastic. You better dig out what you've buried in there then i bet i i could do i didn't fix the lights to be honest i've fixed them twice the fox 32 dead rodents we found some doubloons actually we found a mouse in the in the house uh in i've got a humane trap and you've obviously got to drive them for fucking miles uh to let them off
Starting point is 00:03:21 um but uh but uh dog sammy was just sniffing it like a bit of... Isn't he supposed to be a rat catcher? He is supposed to catch him, but he at least will point towards the fact that the humane trap
Starting point is 00:03:32 has a little field mouse in it. So he's basically like an admin assistant. Yeah, exactly. Do you reckon they've had that over the years bred out of them now then?
Starting point is 00:03:39 So they say dogs, a working dog is specifically done for this. That kind of dog would be on a boat presumably to catch rats and stuff. Yeah. But they don't do anything now. No, they don't done for this. That kind of dog would be on a boat, presumably, to catch rats and stuff. Yeah. But they don't do anything now.
Starting point is 00:03:46 No, they don't do anything now. One of my cats, I've got two, and one of them's a really prolific killer. In the summer, he's like a killer. And I know people listening, some of them won't actually like that, but that is a fact. The mouse fraternity. The birds. All the mice listening will be terrified. But he, I mean, generally speaking, I think that's a bit of a misnomer about cats and
Starting point is 00:04:05 birds okay i think um they generally only if a nest has been built too low right they'll attack and if the bird's already injured they'll fuck it up but they can't catch birds generally okay they're just not good enough because i don't know if you know that birds can fly yeah that is the one that is the one let down when it comes to the feline fraternity. My other one is almost entirely useless. I've been in a situation where I've had a mouse in the house, and I haven't been able to catch it because it's been too quick. And so I just put the cat in there.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Because what one of the cats will do is he'll just catch it and he won't kill it. And I'll get him to give it up to me and I'll just chuck it out. He wouldn't even go near it. He was shitting himself every time the mouse came. Every time the mouse came near him, he'd just jump in the air. Yeah. So anyway, so your dog didn't He wouldn't even go near it. He was shitting himself every time the mouse came. Every time the mouse came near him he'd just jump in the air. Yeah. So anyway,
Starting point is 00:04:47 so your dog didn't catch it? Didn't catch it. We had a mouse. We got rid of it. Absolutely fine. They're adorable mice though, aren't they? Cute little things.
Starting point is 00:04:54 They're cute little guys. You have to take them a mile away, don't you? I've been watching a TV show that's not really up my usual street. It's about a Nazi killer? It's not about a Nazi killer.
Starting point is 00:05:05 One day. Unless the series takes a massive turn in the sixth episode. No, it's not about Nazi killers. The David Nichols adaptation. Is David Nichols the one? Yes. So I didn't realise it was...
Starting point is 00:05:16 I've just googled one day and that book that I saw everywhere for about five years is here. That's nice that they're getting a second adaptation of it. That book had a massive billboard on the approach to Victoria Station, which I swear
Starting point is 00:05:33 the agency or whoever it was must have just forgotten about. It was up there for about three years. And it would say, out September whenever, and it was like April. It was still up there. It must have got so much free advertising from that to the point where
Starting point is 00:05:46 he got an option for Netflix is it any good? yeah I mean it started the first episode I was like
Starting point is 00:05:52 like every writer writes about somebody being an aspiring writer like I just I just would love to see a rom-com
Starting point is 00:06:01 or a romantic drama where one person isn't absolutely rich as hell and there's a bit of like sort of um uh wealth pornography going on there yeah and i'd quite like that um the the working class character uh didn't have aspirations to be a writer or a screenwriter or an actor or all of the things that they think that is the beyond and all i'd quite like them to work in press stores uh which i realize is a shop that hasn't existed for about 30 years it would be
Starting point is 00:06:30 set in the 80s it would really have to i mean this one is yeah hopefully um but yeah i i yeah the uh it's about two people who um meet up um sparingly over the years as their life gets more and more complicated or simple in some ways. And I'm only on, I think, episode six, me and Sarah, but I think the working-class character is obnoxious. I think the posh lad is obnoxious. But I'm more on the posh lad's side than the working...
Starting point is 00:06:58 That's saying something. I know. It really takes... It was already made into a movie, wasn't it, back in the day? It was, yeah. Anne Hathaway. But I think Anne Hathaway's... I was already made into a movie, wasn't it, back in the day? It was, yeah. Anne Hathaway.
Starting point is 00:07:07 But I think Anne Hathaway's... I think people made the point that Anne Hathaway... They basically put glasses on her and went, Isn't she dowdy? Isn't that woman dowdy? I read... I hate when I do that. I read a particular plot summary point about the film. And when I saw this was coming out.
Starting point is 00:07:24 And it said, after me, when meeting Emma for dinner, Dexter gets high on cocaine. I was like, I'm not fucking watching that. Whoa. I'm not watching that.
Starting point is 00:07:32 That's the episode we just saw. Right. He got high on cocaine and he ate some oysters. Dexter and Emma have a disagreement because Dexter gets high on cocaine. Who's fucking writing this?
Starting point is 00:07:43 He shat his pants. It sounds like it's been written by a dad who's retired and wants to write a romantic novel. My dad wrote a porno. It's not really one for me, I'm afraid.
Starting point is 00:07:53 But you're not enjoying it. First one, get through the first episode. That's the crust on the cow pat. And then you're into some delicious, nutritious cow pat. No, I find it very,
Starting point is 00:08:04 very difficult to watch an overwhelmingly middle to upper class industry like TV cast and write working class characters. And I think that's why the kind of kitchen sink type stuff is actually so, has been and is so important. Because, you know, if you think about the most accurate portrayals of working class life, they are things like Ken Loach and more recently things like top boy and that
Starting point is 00:08:29 kind of, the fact that people talk about, write about what you know and stuff. Right. And it's the age old thing in, in, in writing. It's the same with the old John le Carré.
Starting point is 00:08:36 He'd get massive criticism for not being able to write female characters, for example. And to an extent, and I think that is fair. I was in a spy game, didn't make any. Right. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:44 The point is he would just basically got to the point where he wouldn't put any female characters in his stuff. But, but I think that is fair. I was in a spy game, didn't meet any... Right, exactly. The point is, he basically got to the point where he didn't put any female characters in his stuff. But you can only, I mean, you can't know... I guess what I'm asking is, is it fair to expect a 75-year-old man
Starting point is 00:08:57 to know how to write a properly three-dimensional young female character? And if the answer is no, what's the solution to that? Right. I'm asking you. Get La Caria some ladies.
Starting point is 00:09:09 How's that going to help? It's going to make it worse. Hang out with some ladies. Yeah, I suppose so. But is that really going to make it easier? Not the way I've said it in sentence. The thing that really stuck in my mind is that Rob Beckett, comedian, he's got a new fucking panel show.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Josh Willick comes to team, Captain. It's just what we need. Hell of a left foot. Has he really? Good for him. Honestly, like a fucking cannon. Never has his new panel show
Starting point is 00:09:32 screamed more that he's got a contract here and we're giving him another vehicle to get it done. To get the money out. Because they have to. They've got to strike the value.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Did you see... Can I just make the point? Rob Beckett, I'm not trying to slag him off. We're talking about writing and then sasha into stand-ups no because it's about working class right background right he he made the point which i really sympathize with him on i totally agree with him it's completely fucking unacceptable and he was like this is fucking terrible and this happened to me as he was a breaking through comedian he was getting his first edinburgh run or whatever or he had just got a big um uh tour yeah he was doing a through comedian. He was doing his first Edinburgh run or whatever. Or he had just got a big tour.
Starting point is 00:10:06 He was doing a few nights at fucking Hammersmith Apollo, whatever. And he said that the agency they used to do his photographs said to him in the meeting beforehand, we really want to lean into the working class aesthetic you've got. And he was like, okay, great. Fine, I'm happy to do that. I talk about my working class upbringing quite a lot. So we thought what we would do is in a kind of,
Starting point is 00:10:28 how have I got here kind of thing. And he's like, all right. And he says, what we thought we'd do is we'd photograph you around the back of the Hams for Apollo among all the bins. And he was like, what?
Starting point is 00:10:39 All right. That's your idea. Yeah. You think working class people should be hanging around in bins? In bins. Yeah. That's my point. I actually agree with that. I think, I think hanging around in bins yeah that's my point i think that's i think that's cool the whole industry is looking like that though i um did
Starting point is 00:10:51 i tell you um steven graham a friend's sister was doing a job with steven graham on like an indie film and um he was playing a poor person um and the his house is just a sort of two bedroom kind of terrace in a re-run down part. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:11:14 when he came to the set, he was like, what the fuck is that? And he points to there's a couple of used tea bags
Starting point is 00:11:21 on the side. He said, I'm fucking poor, I'm not a fucking pig. Which I think is a lovely sort of thing because all the side. They said, I'm fucking poor, I'm not a fucking pig. Yeah. Which I think is a lovely sort of thing. Because all the people
Starting point is 00:11:27 that work on it are well off. They have no idea. Yeah. This is what works for us. And I think, you know, the idea from my upbringing
Starting point is 00:11:34 was, you know, it was very aspirational. It was like, very proud to be working class. It's that whole Stevie Wonder thing, you know, the clothes are old
Starting point is 00:11:42 but never are they dirty type thing. You'd never, you'd have a lot of pride, you'd surround yourself with books all that kind of stuff and I'm not saying I was like Oliver Twist
Starting point is 00:11:48 but I certainly wasn't what 75% of the people I have to associate with in this industry are like I wasn't anything like that and if you've got no understanding of it
Starting point is 00:11:58 it's kind of easy to see how that stuff happens you know I mean it's the idea that working class people are somehow slobby or can't clean themselves which I mean it's like so mean it's the idea that working class people are somehow slobby or can't clean
Starting point is 00:12:05 themselves which i mean it's like so bad it's really bad yeah did you see did you see that um that band that relatively new band uh i think their debut was this yeah the last dinner party so i i've they've come up a few times now i've not checked them out at all i don't know what music's like banging single like uh nothing but they're really posh. Banging, sort of Kate Bush. They've listened to Kate Bush. And they're very accomplished, and they were on the PR trail, and the lead singer said, I think everyone's bored of hearing songs about the cost of living crisis.
Starting point is 00:12:40 The cost of living crisis. That's for you to decide, that is. And she went to like a 40 grand a year school like classic you know most people in music these days young people
Starting point is 00:12:50 have to be minted anyway because you can't do it because you can't afford it and that's how the arts I just love watching PR I just love watching like a whole PR plan
Starting point is 00:12:58 this is going to be huge they're going to be the next fucking insert band and one interview one shitty journalist says, well, I mean,
Starting point is 00:13:07 you went to a 40 grand school. I've been in PR meetings with PR agencies before where it's been very awkward because the PR agency have said, you can't do that. You can't say that. It's normal to you,
Starting point is 00:13:21 but you can't say that. You're going to get crucified if you do that. With certain high profile people. And it's quite interesting to but you can't say that you're going to get crucified if you do that with like certain high profile people and it's quite interesting to see how people react to that because in many ways
Starting point is 00:13:30 like it's not I mean that girl there I don't know the band I've never heard them I've never even seen her I couldn't pick her out of a line up it's not entirely her fault
Starting point is 00:13:37 is it like she can't help where she's from that's a stupid thing to say it's the kind of thing a young person would say but it's not her fault her upbringing's not her fault.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Her upbringing isn't her fault either. But the fan base will judge and I imagine that her fan base is relatively young and they care about that sort of stuff. They care about
Starting point is 00:13:54 the cost of living. They care about disparity. So the universe will decide whether they get punished for that or not. The universe will decide that that's in a party. That said,
Starting point is 00:14:01 cracking single. Is it? I need to check it out. I will check it out. Let's have a break, Pete. When we come back we'll do some batteries and we might try and squeeze
Starting point is 00:14:06 an email or two in as well if that's alright with you let's see how we go and I will fuck you like nothing matters what's that what's that it's just
Starting point is 00:14:16 there's a line from that song I was talking about before it loses some something of its je ne sais quoi when you do it like that when I'm eyeballing you yeah I don't want you to say that
Starting point is 00:14:25 in those trousers. Sounds like a threat. Nothing does matter when I'm wearing these trousers. I've been pulled in by their tractor beam. I can't see the meat stains. You can see some meat. You can see some meat.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Yeah, it's the Look and Pay Show. We're back. And we're doing batteries because it's to Thursday. It's to Thursday. It's to Thursday. It's to Thursday. Yeah, so good.
Starting point is 00:14:45 They name it twice. Coming in with Lance's message. Hi, gents. Thanks for still managing to deliver a first-class show after all these years. That sounds inaccurate. Can I stop you? Do we definitely want to hear from someone called Lance?
Starting point is 00:14:59 They may have. Lance Armstrong? Again, issues. Again. Well, he'll catch us with a legal writ or two, I'm sure. Yeah. They have a Lance Reddick. He's clearly an idiot because he said,
Starting point is 00:15:11 we're still delivering a first-class shore. This man has no judgment. Absolutely bullshit. Let's see if he's got a bit of judgment with the old batteries. How about these? A couple of full-win batteries. These are out of a cheap finger pulse oximeter, one that has never given a correct reading. Sounds like he's a out of a cheap finger pulse oximeter one that's
Starting point is 00:15:25 never given a correct reading sounds like he's a man who's got two pulse oximeters yeah it's a hand exciting um according to my oxygen sats reading i'm clinically dead an absolutely shocking waste of 10 pounds uh they had an operating life of about 12 minutes before needing replacing i think that's certainly the sort of battery we'd be looking to add to the battery daddy the full wind battery one word f u l l w i n before i give the verdict any comment on the photo peter it's very straight common or garden photo yeah i like the green behind it flashes on super alkaline like the design like the sun motif on the logo it's it's not bad it's not bad it's the Fuck. Falwyn's been sent in. Ah, fuck.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And I won't read everyone else who sent them in, but the pick of the people who've sent these in are on the 22nd of November of 2022, a listener called Chunky Green
Starting point is 00:16:15 sent them in. Chunky Green. Which itself sounds like a battery. Certainly does. So I'm afraid that's not a new player. Sorry, Lance.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Sorry, Lance. Never mind. Hello, Chris from Delaware. He says, Hello, L-adjective that's not a new player. Sorry, Lance. Oh, sorry, Lance. Never mind. Hello, Chris from Delaware. He says, hello, L-adjective Luke and P-adjective Pete. Here's what I don't recall hearing. It doesn't mean it hasn't been heard, just not by me, or I don't remember it. Thanks for clarifying, Chris.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Great stuff. In putting together my new Swiffer wet jet. Wow. I found this pack of double A's by, oh, Nanfang. What are you doing, Chris? What's a wet jet? I don't know. I don this pack of double A's by Nanfang. What are you doing? What's a wet jet? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:49 But it's, I mean, they've included, they've taken a picture of it in front of the wet jet, which apparently vaporizes on demand. That's all I've got. I don't really know what a pile facile utiliser. I imagine it utilises a pile facile. Facile is easy, isn't it? I thought it was face.
Starting point is 00:17:12 No, that's visage in French. Facile. Okay, right. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter because, Chris, Nan Feng, we've had it a few times. Nan Feng, you're the 19th person to say Nan Feng batteries, and I'm afraid, Chris, you're not even the first. Chris, I can had it a few times. Nanfeng, you're the 19th person to say Nanfeng batteries in I'm Afraid Chris.
Starting point is 00:17:25 You're not even the first Chris. I mean, I don't know, I can't be clearer than that. You're not even the first Chris, but the first one from Delaware. So there we go. It's great funny it says, when an airspace is restricted for presidential travel and a jet is scrambled to intercept a small plane that didn't get the message. Fighter jets are loud. How much trouble do you get into, do you reckon, if you just sort of started pissing around
Starting point is 00:17:47 near a president? That's reference to the fact that President Joe Biden is from Delaware, I guess. Oh, yes, I suppose so. He's always going out, popping back,
Starting point is 00:17:54 having an ice cream, talking about Israel, Palestine. When I was, I told you when I was walking the Lake District by Alan Partridge, I heard two fighter jets
Starting point is 00:18:04 doing training over the valley and it was fucking unbelievable. It sounded like an earthquake. Yeah, nice. I heard two fighter jets doing training over the valley and it was fucking unbelievable. It sounded like an earthquake. Yeah. I have no idea. I don't deafen themselves, those pilots, but there you go.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Not a new player. Next. We have got a message from Gethin. Love a Gethin. Good day, gents. As we slowly paint our house and tidy things up,
Starting point is 00:18:21 a basket full of old remotes got dragged out the spare room. As he started sorting the junk, I quickly grabbed anything with a battery compartment to remove the batteries for recycling. In a remote for something that we have zero idea what it was for, came these leak cell
Starting point is 00:18:35 bad boys. L-E-K-E cell bad boys. Only a new player. A leak cell. You are the first person called Gethin to send in leak cells, Gethin. But you're the fifth person overall, I'm afraid. So that is another non-new player. Leaksell. You are the first person called Gethin to send in Leaksell, Gethin, but you're the fifth person overall, I'm afraid, so that is another non-new player. Two of the five people who've sent these in have
Starting point is 00:18:51 been called Chris as well. We're going to keep a Gethin there. Bit of Mike Tyson there. No new players this week, Pete. How does that make you feel? That is a real shame, to be honest. I'm absolutely gutted. Makes you feel bad, doesn't it okay let's end with an email here for also from gethin he sent an email as well could be him could be a different gethin okay um but we need to um we need to read it out before we go he says
Starting point is 00:19:13 g'day gents i reckon it is the same gethin it's the same greeting yes um a bit of a crossover in the stack cinematic universe but marcus's story of the bull in the ramble uncut episode recently reminded me of my time working on construction projects for the the bull in the ramble uncut episode recently reminded me of my time working on construction projects for the national parks in the northern territory of australia here it was a semi-common practice for the national parks to employ helicopter pilots slash professional hunters to fly around the national parks and shoot feral animals primarily pigs goats and camels which are a massive issue in australia as they cause erosion and strip significant vegetation. As the areas are so vast and also very wet and boggy,
Starting point is 00:19:48 the most efficient way is just to fly around and shoot them from the air. I'd imagine this may be similar in other countries. However, I'm sure as there are significant issues with large feral animal populations, so it may be isolated here in Australia. Cheers, get in. So a lot of people listening will have a problem with that, I would have thought, would they?
Starting point is 00:20:06 What, sniping animals from the air? I mean, is it humane, Peter? That's my concern. It depends on how accurate you are, I suppose. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you have to shoot deer, don't you? That's important.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Is it? For their own sake. Why? Because they're such a prolific species that you get a lot of cross-mutation, that kind of stuff. Oh, and they fuck themselves up. So they have to be cold.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Right, okay. So they stopped me dating that they someone they winged me i have been there before in a bar or i've seen you work in your magic yeah and that is very much quote unquote magic uh down the bottom of the bar yeah and um just as you were about to go in for the move to to seal the deal with a young lady or man um a little infrared sniper dot. Sniper dot. Just to peel on your chest. Ah.
Starting point is 00:20:48 On your chest. No, not doing that. Yeah. I'm sorry, madam or fella. Yeah. I've got to be off. Yeah. I'm going to have one more drink at the bar alone.
Starting point is 00:20:56 And think about and practice magic. Speaking of that, actually, before we go, I was, as you know. It's going to be a big glass of iodine to calm me down. Yeah. I've rubbed it in all my wounds um i was at the bar on friday my local pub on a friday i like to finish work about three sneak in for a cycle back to the local pub yeah uh i've literally literally on friday three quarters of a pint it's nothing vicious on friday i have one and a half pints one and a half pints
Starting point is 00:21:20 and i genuinely value my time of about 40 minutes standing there. That's nice. On my own. Yeah. Well, it is nice. On Friday, I'd just gone. Talking politics. Anyone who will catch your eye. Just to myself.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I saw two people I know, and between them took up probably 35 minutes of my 40 minutes alone time. Right. And they're both nice people. Right. Annoying. So, what, that's gone now? But you can't twist that and sort of go I was waylaid.
Starting point is 00:21:48 You can't explain that to other people in the house that I need that time. I'm stopping the clock. For the household to keep on rolling, baby, it needs me to be back about five. Right, okay. I'll get no quarter given. Right. And fair enough.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Surely you've only got a couple of hours before bedtime for the Baba. So you're allowed that extra half an hour, I think. I've got to do dinner. And I've got to do other stuff. What's wrong with fishing? Just appease the household with fish and chips under your arm. Well, this regime. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:22:17 All I'm saying is that I can't just say to the people I know, no. No. Stop. Yeah. It's Luke's time. I want to talk about Rotherham. In many ways, it's a compliment that they come over. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:28 A lot of people wouldn't, would they? So people that you know come over and talk. Yeah. How are you doing? Good to see you. Yeah. Fancy a pint? No, thanks.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I've got one. I'm all right. This pub sounds really friendly and nice. It's a nice pub. Sometimes I just bring my book up in front of their face. Make a barrier. My neighbor had a bit of a hangover. He was drinking
Starting point is 00:22:47 whiskeys rather late into the night. And I introduced him to the joy of bigger juice. Right, okay. And when I bought the same bottles of bigger juice for him, the man said, nobody drinks this stuff. This is a London drink. And I said, yeah, I'm a London man. I'm a hiney man.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Yeah, I'm a hiney man. Drop a little rum in there do you Bigger juice in rum Well It's very saccharine Very sweet That's what I'm saying No difference to a
Starting point is 00:23:13 Malibu kind of vibe Maybe Maybe One to think about for next time One to think about One to ponder Could go with Malibu Because it's got that
Starting point is 00:23:20 Coconut flavour to it doesn't it Absolutely mate Alright Take us out of here Peter I just want a bigger juice I just want a bigger juice We've been the Little Peach Shop Because it's got that coconut flavour to it, doesn't it? Absolutely, mate. All right. Take us out of here, Peter. I just want a bigger juice. I just want a bigger juice. We've been the Luke and Pete Show.
Starting point is 00:23:30 We'll be back. Get your batteries in for crying out loud. If you think that was an acceptable performance, you're going to be in training tomorrow. Find new batteries for us. Hello at LukeandPeteShow.com. We need pictures. We need proof.
Starting point is 00:23:40 We need double A's. We need D cells. We need double D cells. Yeah, all of them. All the emails that we haven't read so far. One is about me being a potential soothsayer. We'll do that one at some point. One is about toenails again.
Starting point is 00:23:56 We've got one about the world's longest walk. And we've got some more vasectomy stuff. That's the stuff, yeah. That's the kind of stuff we get. And if we don't talk about how crappy stand-ups are, we'll get to them. We'll get to them. You don't like it that I don't like stand-up comedy. That's the kind of stuff we get. And if we don't talk about how crappy stand-ups are, we'll get to them. We'll get to them. You don't like it that I don't like stand-up comedy. That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I just think it's confusing, bearing in mind that your entire career is very close. Most of the major players are involved at some point in that particular craft. Is it my entire career? Well, not your entire. Your current career. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I think the best work I do is off mic. Ha, ha, ha, your current career. Yeah. I think the best work I do is off mic. Ha ha ha ha! Well, inspiring young minds. I've got to do a resume with a winner of the Evening Standard
Starting point is 00:24:33 stand-up competition of 1999. Oh, did he? Well, that's the thing, if Mark Haines did comedy, I'd probably like it more. He beat, who did The Office
Starting point is 00:24:41 with Merchant? Merchant. He beat Merchant. Lovely, that's a lovely scalp. He beat Merchant. Lovely. That's a lovely scalp. Dan Antopolski. Lovely scalp. Don't know who that one is
Starting point is 00:24:48 but good scalp. You like big heads. Worth a Google. Massive chin. Like long face. Like a Mr Moon kind of guy. You know the stand-up I like Peter.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Okay. Stuart Lee. Yeah. Manning. Daniel Kitson. Manning. And Tim Key. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:02 They're the three I like. It's the Guardian lot isn't it? It's the Guardian lot. Which makes me hate myself more. What's the Guardian lot, isn't it? It's the Guardian lot. Which makes me hate myself more. What's wrong with McIntyre? Let's get out of here. I also like Alistair Green on Instagram, and I like Josh Pugh as well.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Okay, yeah. Well, that's the interesting thing about that show I was talking about earlier, One Day. It does have a couple of those kind of blokes who've made a bit of career out of doing stuff online. Instagram acting. Yeah, a little bit of Instagram acting. uh out of um out of doing stuff online active
Starting point is 00:25:25 good for a little bit instagram acting it's nice yeah there we go all right farewell bye the luke and pete show is a stack production and part of the acast creator network

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