The Luke and Pete Show - Mr Karaoke Hostess Bar
Episode Date: October 27, 2022We’ve got a new Prime Minister, for the next couple of months at least. I'm sure he'll be respected and won’t be labelled a **** on the BBC, right? Maybe not. As well as hearing more on that,... we discuss whether the day has finally come for Pete to replace the Fiat and a listener sends in a very unusual eBay listing.Spotted anything unusual on the internet? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show, it's Thursday 27th October, I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm joined
by a lovely furry Luke Moe, he's got a bit of a cold though so apologies if he sounds
a bit sniffy.
Yeah, alright, is that an impression of me is it?
Sounds a bit likey. Yeah. All right. Is that an impression to me, is it? Sounds a bit like this, don't you?
We did a lovely little live Twitch stream last night.
I had a lot of fun, Luke.
I quite enjoyed chatting while the football was on
and broadcasting to literally nobody
because I put it on a private channel.
Pressure's off.
Relax.
Just enjoy it.
Pressure's off.
Just enjoy it.
Pete, did it make you respect me more as a broadcaster?
Yeah, it made me respect me more as a broadcaster yeah it made me
respect you more as a
broadcaster
you can't even
convince yourself of
that
the way you said
that sentence
I looked out the window
there was a squirrel
jumping around on the
fence and I thought
that's more interesting
than pretending that I
respect
no that is more
interesting
definitely
that is more interesting
yeah it was fun
we might do a bit more
of that in the future
for those listening
who are football fans
look out for
updates of us
talking about football
on the football streams
while the games
are happening
why not
yeah
oh no
what's up
I've rubbed chilli
all in my eye
that's a disaster
isn't it
oh dear
will he get through
the rest of the show
stay tuned to find out
you can do it
with one eye
I could do it
with one eye you don't do it with one eye.
You don't read the running order anyway.
I don't need the death perception.
Yeah, but I print out the running order
on a really long bit of paper.
You know, those old ones you got on a dot matrix printer
that's completely endless.
Like Jack Kerouac did.
Yeah, and I sort of spread it out
and I don't even bother pulling the paper towards me.
So I need to be able to see uh in in in like in the in the in the future i'm so tired yeah you're okay
um we had a late night last night because uh jim can't work an ethernet cable so i was so tired
you know on the road so my point about jack carowack there is that you know on the road
that classic piece of like mid-century American literature
the sort of thing
that people sort of go
you should read
and then I look at it
and I go
I can't be arsed
yeah it's one of those
things where
like when you read it
as a young person
it's kind of really
fascinating and quite
interesting
I think if I read it now
I wouldn't chime as much
but anyway the point being
that Jack Kerouac
famously wrote
that story
on one continuous
manuscript which came up for auction being that Jack Kerouac famously wrote that story on one continuous manuscript,
which came up for auction about 20 years ago
and was sold for, I think, about $2.5 million.
Wow. Okay.
So one continuous, as in piece of paper,
that was just really, really long.
Yeah. I'll show you.
I'll send you a little pic.
Okay.
Yeah, so it's quite interesting to think that he wrote it in a way
that is, you know, essentially like the style of the...
So basically, I'm mumbling my words here,
but basically the way that Jack Kerouac wrote,
he wrote it in a very stream of consciousness way.
That's kind of what he's known for.
And I just think it's quite interesting that he wrote it all
in a continual manuscript, one piece of paper as well to show
that i guess that shows that he really commits to that style i suppose where would you even buy
that though where would you even quite just want an endless an endless yeah that's a good point i
didn't think about that i've never i've never considered that question it's a very good one
where does he buy a piece of paper yeah but i guess he's if he's writing on the road
he's in the back does he travel by car i presume is he kind of like i don't think he was writing
it on the road i think it's just called on the road and he wrote it afterwards oh i thought it
was like that was the whole thing he's kind of okay right fair but i just i just the idea of him
with a big roll of um basically toilet paper under his arm that he's scribbling down at every junk show he
can he can manage maybe maybe it is i think that would be a little bit of a stretch though i think
i think in many ways i think i think sort of the little um lucan peter we did a couple weeks ago
where i detailed where i went on my road trip very similar in style as impactful and in impact
yeah exactly exactly, exactly.
Someone will turn that MP3 into an NFT and sell it in a few weeks' time.
Yeah, definitely, mate.
You should definitely do that.
So he wrote it in three weeks in April 1951,
and he typed it on what he called the scroll,
a continuous 120-foot scroll of tracing paper sheets
that he cut to size and taped together.
The roll was typed single-spaced without margins or paragraph breaks oh so he typed it so
it was just a constant feed of paper yeah wonderful i like that um level of engineering
you'd have to be very specific and very um delicate and specific with your uh taping i
suppose otherwise it'll just get jammed in the jammed in the old typewriter. Then you'll be in trouble. Listen, when people discuss that great work of semi-fiction,
people rarely talk about the logistics
behind how it was actually done.
And I think that's a shame.
I think that's a real stain on the conscience
of the commentariat.
They haven't covered that vital part
of the production of the book.
I think you totally spot it there.
And I will be creating a compendium
of Luke and Pete's show Running Orders.
Actually, we can't
because it's a Google doc
that changes every couple of days.
You have to go through the revision.
And I'll be selling that.
Yeah, I'll be printing that out
and selling it.
If I've met a human being
less likely to be putting together
any kind of compendium
of Running Orders,
it's probably you.
Who's the second? are best you are at best
agnostic when it comes to running i can't i cannot uh i cannot be offended until i know who's second
yeah i was not sure who's second actually let's just say if there was a mount rushmore
of people who would at least likely to do this you'd be on there on your own i'm i'm not i'm the sort of
person who works like this just in a constant sense that i can't spend any time relaxing
because there's always work to do yeah but i am unwilling to prioritize or organize my life
yeah that's how it goes unwilling is definitely right um Speaking of great organisation, we should probably address the fact that
we've got our new Prime Minister in Great Britain North 9
I think for October and November.
Yeah, it's like a little calendar thing.
You tear off a leaf and you get a new one every month pretty much
in the UK. It's quite exciting.
And Rishi Sunak who is
the current Prime Minister for those of you who aren't
following the tedium that is British politics
or you live abroad and don't give a shit
the thing that really
made me laugh about this
well the thing that most springs to mind
because quite a lot of it made me laugh is did you see on the BBC
News channel they did a
I think it's called a word cloud right
where it's essentially you put
rishi sunak's name in the middle and then using some kind of algorithm from social media or from
the internet um it produces a word cloud of all the different words that are associated with him
and people have used like this is kind of like people um founded words basically these are the
words that people are using to describe rishi sunak yeah the bbc haven't come up with this content this is what's out there this is how people are describing
yeah and the bigger the word the more frequent it comes up so like there's some words they're
like okay and capable and strong and one is liar and one is um posh um what the bbc didn't realize
and what they let slip through the net was both the words cunt and twat yeah which i think it's funny but i don't understand should the bbc be in a position where
they are moving words that are actually in there yeah so like so like the words in there a lot of
people have called him a cunt a lot of people call have called him a twat. A lot of people have called him posh. And a sly idiot. I don't think that the BBC, in the state that they're in
and the criticism that's levelled against them
at every juncture from every corner of society,
they should be censoring stuff like that because it's out there.
The word's in the word cloud, so then it should be used.
If you censor twat, before you know it,
you're censoring arrogant backstabber
and the whole edifice starts to fall down.
What's your cut off?
What is your cut off?
Maybe the solution is what they did,
which is to, I think, asterisk it.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I completely agree.
Yeah, I think they did right.
It was in there.
I think that's defendable, in my opinion.
Did you see that Rishiishi shinnok uh is
known slightly differently over in japan right i posted this on a 30 run so basically in japan
there's these places called um snack bars which are basically like they're hostess bars where um
salary men they sit down after after you know 12 hours at work and they sit down and they smoke cigarettes.
I'm listening.
And these relatively good-looking women sit down next to them and engage them in polite conversation.
I'm still in.
And light their cigarettes.
It's indicative of a wide issue with the patriarchy.
It's not sexual necessarily.
Right. not sexual necessarily right it's just it's just a part of their entertainment uh nightlife thing
where boring men uh bore off at women who uh you know get tips to to basically talk to them
basically it's it's like a it's like a very my marriage then effectively it's kind of like your
marriage then it's it's not a nice place i um uh chris broad from roger i'm a dramatical once and
i was very uncomfortable i left within left within about half an hour.
And that's shit.
That speaks to your character
because you are an honourable,
very nice chap.
It's not honourable.
I just don't like being waited on
at the best of times.
You're uncomfortable
in quite a lot of places
is what I was going to say.
I am, yeah.
I'm uncomfortable
in my own skin.
You're uncomfortable
in your own house
to the extent that you spend
a lot of your time
in your own shed.
I do, I do, yeah. Anyway, carry on. I'm's only gonna get worse as i get older so rishi sunak uh in in
japanese katakana uh which is the writing uh alphabet that allows um the japanese to describe
uh romaji um um uh english words or borrowed words effectively so um uh so if you mcdonald's
would be mcdonald's and like a million different
syllables but it's a way of sort of every syllable's got a got a um got a sign and so
his name in katakana was rishi sunaku now sunaku is the shortening of the word snack bar so and
that's what everyone calls snack snack bars so basically rishi sunak was known for a very long
time as in japan as being Mr. Karaoke Hostess Bar
which is a wonderful
it's like being known
as Mr. Saturday Night
Mr. Karaoke
Hostess Bar
it's really really good stuff
he won't like it
they've basically
they've shortened
they've shortened
they've removed
one of the K's
out of Rishi Sunak
so now he's just
Rishi Sunaku
which now avoids
the unfortunate
implication on this stage if he sticks around long enough which we don't know if he will or not if he sticks around so now he's just Rishi Sunaka which now avoids the unfortunate
implication
on this state
if he sticks around
long enough
which we don't know
if he will or not
if he sticks around
long enough to do
a state visit
or whatever it is
a visit to Japan
I love the idea
of the briefing
so Prime Minister
this is the schedule
as one final thing
we just need to
sort out
so if you don't mind
just listening to this
everyone's been
calling you
Mr. Snack Mr. Kara snack hostess bar yeah karaoke hostess
bar are you okay with that because i we feel like if you make a big deal out of it it might get worse
you best just ignore it and hope it goes away it was like it was like uh when japanese uh
commentators in the world cup couldn't say the word eric backer because backer means idiot or
twat what were they saying they were just
saying his number
or just
not
I mean
I don't think Eric Backer
was doing many
many things in the World Cup
I think they were fine
on that note
when we were doing
our private
test stream
for the Manchester City game
last night
when they went to play Dortmund
so on Tuesday night
as you're listening to this
one thing that was amazing
was that because Pete Donaldson, my esteemed
co-host, takes on everything
in a completely unique way
when we were talking about the game and stuff that was actually happening
Pete was using the numbers of the players
rather than the names and it was
fucking exciting because it was a bit like
watching a football match combined
with going to the bingo
yeah well wasn't that
how they sort of
used to
they used to use
like quadrants and stuff
back in the day
yeah
they used to go
square number one
yeah
back to square one
and all that stuff
so I'm bringing it
back a little bit
I mean it was mainly
I'm bringing it back
mainly
it was missing
because I had
a very small
mobile phone screen
that I couldn't really
see properly
so I could only see
the play
I never thought I only see the play.
I never thought I'd see the day when the Donaldson runs out of screens.
I'll be honest with you.
I know, I know.
I've got so many screens in this bloody room,
but you always need one more,
and you always need one more that's bigger.
You always want one screen short.
So, Pete, how's life in Donaldson world?
I know you're in your shed at the moment.
You're having a nice time.
It's in your happy place.
What's going on generally?
How's life?
How's life?'s life fine i've uh what is it i've i've parked my car uh there's there's a big like kind of like crab apple tree outside the uh outside the house can you use the
crab apples for anything or they just kind of too sour they just i mean they're they're they're
pretty rancid at the moment they are just they're falling off trees and just splattering all over everyone's cars. Horrible as well, crap.
Yeah.
And so I had to take, this morning I had to go and take the car for a bit of,
there's like a little pressure washer in the garage quite near our house,
and I just put my couple of quid in and just absolutely burned it off.
But I didn't realise you're not supposed to apply wax to your windscreen.
So I started driving and it suddenly got very, very cloudy.
I was like, oh no!
I mean, that's just a common sense thing, isn't it?
Well, I just assumed it's not going to do any harm,
but it did do some harm.
Nearly crashed it at school.
Do you know, like back in the day,
before they had proper special effects,
if a particular Hollywood actress or something was...
And this is an awful sign of the times,
but quite an interesting point, I think.
If an actress was,
they perceived her to be getting old
or she wasn't quite as young as she used to be,
one of the things they would do
is they would put Vaseline on the lens.
Yes.
To soften it.
Is that what you were doing?
To make yourself look like a sexy driver?
Pretty much to me.
Who's that hot guy in this Fiat 500?
You can't see where he's going.
I'm in a little bit of a...
I don't mind talking about this
because I listen to Sean Five Live
with Ellis James and John Robbins
and all John Robbins does is talk about leasing
or buying a Kia Sportage.
I'm thinking of leasing a car, Luke.
What do you mean?
I'm thinking of leasing a car.
I got spoiled when I was on holiday with a bigger car. I leasing a car, Luke. What do you mean? I'm thinking of leasing a car. I got spoiled when I was on holiday with a bigger car.
I've got a car, but it is very small,
and the dogs don't really fit in it properly,
and it's actually quite uncomfortable on long journeys.
And I do take it on quite a lot of long journeys these days,
so I might get a slightly larger car.
So you're going to sell your car and lease a new one?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Leasing seems to be the...
Is that a good thing to do?
That's what I do.
Because I'm so...
Is that what you do?
So you lease a car?
Yeah, pretty much.
How does that work then?
So there's a bit of a deposit
and you just pay an amount every month
and then after three years,
they go, do you want another one?
Yeah, you kind of have options.
I think it obviously depends which place you go to,
but you have options where you take a newer one
or you buy that car outright
or you sell it
or whatever
there's like a lot of different options
you can take
but I've done that for years
and it works fine for me
you haven't got to worry about it
if you
if you absolutely sort of
wipe it out
and smash it up
what happens
do you have to pay for the whole thing
oh no
they just say
oh don't worry about it mate
do you want another one
what do you think happens
how does it work
if I absolutely
total a car?
If I total a Kia Sportage,
what's going to happen?
Excuse me,
I'm looking to lease a car
with zero consequences
for my own actions.
Is this something
you can help me with?
Oh dear.
Where are you going
to fucking get it?
Narnia?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just,
I'm completely, I watched a man on, I tell you,
if you've ever been on YouTube,
I think I've found the most boring corner of YouTube,
and it's men, British men of a certain age,
reviewing car leasing deals online.
That's amazing.
There's something out there for everyone.
Just men going, this is the hottest deal for the car leasing thing and they're just listing
toyota corollas you know it's just like what like what is this what is this about but this is what
you're doing for research though is it so it's obviously serving a purpose yeah but it's boring
on it i'm watching i'm like this is so so i think it's it's a really kind of um hassle-free option
i i can't say that i'm an expert on it but i can speak for my own experiences and it's a really kind of hassle-free option. I can't say that I'm an expert on it,
but I can speak for my own experiences,
and it's been fine for me.
I mean, the one I do, you get your name on the car.
It's like your car.
Right.
You get your name on the pink slip, as it were,
and as long as you pay every month, it's kind of no big deal.
Also, one of the things they do as well, my one,
is you get a service every year as well.
Right, okay.
And most of the stuff's completely covered.
I think the only time, I've had it for mine for almost four years now,
the only time I've ever had to pay anything was about 200 quid.
It was all included as part of the deal.
And the one thing that's interesting to our listeners
about the situation with you leasing a car
is that you know that that's one of the only places really in the UK,
culturally, where you can properly haggle over a good deal right okay yeah which is a nightmare for you it's a nightmare fuel for you
that if i do it on email i'll do an email i did i could do it on email absolute coward i'm an
absolute hag look i can have the best of more for email i'll do all of it i'll do all the histrionics
i'll do you'll have me paying more. Yeah, yeah. Out of principle.
My one, I remember when I did mine,
I even made to get up and walk out and left and waited for them to call me
and they called me back the next day
and I got a better deal.
Got to do it.
I know you got to do it.
They've got wriggle room.
I look back, right?
Look at our Prime Minister
he obviously married into an ungodly amount of money
with his partnership
but he made a fair amount of money
respectively in the city
in his 20s
made shit loads of money there
now my understanding of the city
is that a lot of these deals and a lot of these things, how it works, they appear to involve managing relationships and almost being like a PR person. deals going uh negotiating like all of this stuff that requires a certain amount of steel
determination but mainly charisma in many ways yeah and i can't help but think that that man
has no fucking charisma he's also very small much is he very small is he very small he's a very very
small man and um physically i mean i don't mean morally i mean i don't really maybe he is morally
as well i'm not sure but he's very small man in in terms of his physical presence as well which
i don't know that is of interest but it feels like it might be but the thing the thing about
him is he's very he's clearly very bright um a good degree in ppe from oxford and fulbright
scholar and all the rest of it and then obviously became i think a fund manager in the city didn't
he for some hedge fund or was a partner somewhere and he was at Goldman Sachs for a bit as well.
But you're right.
It's kind of interesting because you would expect
someone of that level of success to be very, very good interpersonally,
and he doesn't come across like that.
He comes across as a bit kind of wooden, you know, a bit strange.
What I'm trying to say is, like, someone like,
you're talking about interpersonal skills.
Here I am.
Get me,
get me involved,
for crying out loud.
I'll tell you what,
as a little audition,
I'll go and get you a new car.
I'll get you a good deal on a lease.
And if people think I've done a good job on that,
put me in the cabinet.
Yeah.
Okay,
fine.
That's a deal.
I just,
I just don't like,
I just don't like,
I just don't like the idea of walking in and going,
and just being a hard ass.
Just, I would just prefer it if the prices, that's why I like I just don't like the idea of walking in and going and just being a hard ass just
I would just prefer it
if the prices
that's why I like Japan
the prices
the prices
there's no tipping
everyone gets paid
a relatively fair wage
just fucking get it done
I hate the time
but I see it as a game
to be played
I hate screwing people over
you're not
it's a game to be played
they expect it
like basically
I know they do
if you go into a car showroom
for whatever capacity to get a car
whether it's a lease or buy whatever and you walk off paying the fucking listed price they cannot
believe their luck they are in the pub on friday laughing at you and you can't let that stand you
cannot let that stand you've got to play their game but they work in a car dealership i don't
care like they can laugh all they want at the end end of the day, they spend most of their time talking about
fucking Bluetooth connections and stuff.
To be fair, that is true.
So you'd rather chuck someone like an extra...
You can easily get a grand off a car, easily.
Right.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I mean...
So they give you an offer.
I email in
with my email address that, like, strongboy99.
Strongboy99 at gmail.com.
Soyboy99.
Take no prisoners 79 at gmail.com.
Beatacock at hotmail.com.
Bigdog underscore yard at gmail.com.
And I go, listen, I like the look of this car,
and I like the look of you,
but I don't like the look of this deal.
You're going to have to sweeten it.
You're going to have to pour some semolina
into this fucking mix, mate.
Is that known as the sweetest thing, semolina, is it?
The sweetest.
Is semolina rice?
Yeah, semolina's like sweet rice, isn't it?
I would just start with sugar, though.
Don't put sugar in your gas tank.
That's the last thing you want to be doing
so I think
it's a very good idea
I think I speak on behalf
of the whole
Lucan Pizza community
when I say you should
absolutely try and go
and lease another new car
I think that would be
a good thing to do
I would personally
not mind if you spent
loads of money
you didn't need to spend on it
I think it would be
a good entertainment
but I think for your own sake
you need to get in there
you need to put your
sunglasses on
you need to stroll in there like Vince McMahon walking down the aisle.
And you need to fucking say, I'm here to do business.
What are you going to do for me, boys?
Yeah, exactly.
What are you going to do for me?
But the problem is, the way I fall down is when they start asking me questions about cars specifically.
Because I don't know anything about it.
Right.
So I'm the worst combination of ignorant and belligerent.
What do you look for in a car?
Like cup holders and fuzzy dice?
Not really.
I just got the car that I thought looked all right
and it's comfortable for long journeys
because we mostly do long journeys in it
and it was big enough and comfortable enough
and all that good stuff.
I'm a tall man.
Exactly.
That's part of it.
That is definitely part of it.
I could even get in your Fiat 500,
I wouldn't have thought so.
Anyway. I've offered. You won't go in? Fiat 500, I wouldn't have thought so. Anyway.
I've offered, you won't go in.
No, it's true.
You did try and give me a lift somewhere once.
I didn't need it.
I didn't want to take it.
Let's have a break.
When we come back, we'll do some more of this,
but we might do an email or two as well.
So stick around and we'll see you in a sec.
Lovely stuff.
Hey, we're back with a little picture.
Oh, we've got to do batteries, haven't we?
Sorry.
Hey, we've got to do batteries.
We are the Battery Daddies.
If you saw on our socials recently,
we have taken receipt of a Battery Daddy.
Or certainly... I mean, is the Battery...
I guess the Battery Daddy is just the suitcase.
The little armoured suitcase for your batteries.
I almost sliced my finger off trying to open it.
That's true.
Yeah, you did slice your finger off, unfortunately.
So, RIP Luke's fingers.
Right, what have we got this week?
Dan Barrett.
Thank you, Dan Barrett.
The backstory in this battery submission is
that my wife had a small kitchen scale that went dead.
She opened it up, took the batteries out,
and walked over to the trash.
It was at that point I leapt into action
and flew across the room,
saving the batteries from the bin. My wife looked at me like i was a crazy person and i explained the
battery cult i belong to on a podcast dan barrett uh excellent work uh you do indeed belong to a
battery uh cult free gore which um is a lovely design i'm enjoying the font i'm enjoying the
flair they've got with the R. And super heavy duty.
Free goes super heavy duty.
Any love, Luke?
It's a great story, Dan.
Thank you for sharing it.
Thank you for intervening in your callous wife's actions to be applauded.
Sadly, Freego's not a new player.
We first came across Freego's from our friend Oliver back in April of 2018, can you believe?
Right, okay.
Well over four years ago. So it's not a new player.
We've had quite a few submissions since,
but thank you very much for sending it in.
Yeah, and I like in the background,
you can clearly see that he's outside,
like he's been banished from the house.
If you're taking the fight with that battery,
you're doing it in the garden, kid.
You're doing it in the garden.
And beautiful macro setting on his phone.
I can see every last fibre of his fingerprint.
To be applauded.
Anyway, Darren.
Darren from Sheffield.
Hi, battery daddies.
Years ago, I bought one of those mini tactical flashlights from Amazon.
It's one of those that come with a strobe effect
to ostensibly blind any assailant
before you can bash their head in with the flashlight's chunky steel bezel.
Anyway, I noticed the flashlight power was finally on the way out,
so it came time to change the batteries,
and I was greeted by these LYW beauties.
Hopefully a new player, as I can't recall ever having heard them on any episode.
Keep up the good work and severely underappreciated work
of cataloguing strange batteries.
Darren from Sheffield, LYW.
Yeah, so Darren...
Reminds me of that band that I think Bam Margero was in.
That's CKY, isn't it?
Yeah.
He's in a bad way these days, Bam.
He's in a bad way, yeah.
Darren, you are the third person to send in LYW.
LYW's in, sorry.
Our friend James sent them in in July of 2018,
and it was also followed up by Valkyrie22,
whose real name is is unknown who
sent some in on uh the 1st of may 2021 so you're the third person to send those and i'm afraid not
a new player never mind never mind but it's good to see the shenzhen liya wang a battery company
um represented once again still going uh hello to uh curtis curtis mac uh while his battery
submission is almost certainly not allowed for a number of reasons,
A, it's not a battery in my possession,
and the brand is named after the product it came in,
I simply found it hilarious to see,
and I thought it was worth sharing.
While looking for a replacement drive belt for my old Sony Walkman.
That's what I like to see.
That's what I like to see.
It is people who are going around eBay
looking for very specifically taught and sized little rubber bands.
It's good stuff, enjoyable.
Because they're the first things that perish.
The second things that perish is the horrible rubber coating
that people put on, like non-slip coating
that manufacturers put on laptops in the
late 90s and early 90s
it starts to
rot and it comes off on your hands
and it becomes very sticky. It's bloody
horrible. So you respect the fact
that our friend here Curtis
rather than saying look it's a
Sony Walkman from presumably the
90s I'm going to probably buy another
device to play music. He's
searching through eBay looking for something to fix
it with. They were the best ones
nowadays the only
sort of tape
drives you can sort of buy
they're all based on the same one or
two sort of cheap Chinese models
like the actual innards of them
they're always built around the same little thing
because there's no point in recreating them with a wheel
when there's no need for them.
But they're very cheap and they're not particularly well made
and the sound reproduction isn't very good.
Same with CD players.
They're all built around one or two very cheap-to-make little devices,
little bits of engineering.
And so these ones came from a time where
um sound quality actually mattered and you know it's a you sound like you're yelling it's pono
certainly do upon closer inspection in the sunny watman double a uh hall i found the seller was
not only selling a very old battery but a very exploded and disintegrating battery at that i
love that the seller had the chutzpah to list and sell a leaky, acidic mess of a battery.
Hopefully, there is an equally insane buyer that would take their offer.
So basically, this person is selling a genuine Sony Walkman AA battery, right?
Yeah, it's amazing.
And it's exploded. It's all over the place.
The top has come off. The brilliant part of the
eBay listing is there's a photo
of an exploded Sony Walkman battery, as you rightly say,
and it says, genuine Sony Walkman
AA battery. Please read description,
right? You scroll down to description.
Please note, this battery is leaked.
It's in poor condition and not usable.
Thanks. What a salesman.
Why are you selling it then why
are you selling it because everything's like do people sort of take off the plastic and uh i could
probably lowball this guy i reckon um yeah people take off the plastic and and put and put a fiver
for one double a sony walkman battery that's exploded like it's completely unusable do they
take off the plastic and wrap other newer batteries in them?
Maybe. That would probably work.
I think you should buy it.
Buy it.
I'll pay half of it. I'll give you £2.50.
Buy it.
We can see what it looks like when it turns up.
Because that is a genuine AA
Sony Walkman battery, mate.
I mean, if he's
selling that at that price,
he clearly knows
something that we don't
and you see this
on Facebook Marketplace
all the time
the amount of NES
and sort of
Game Boy games
that just
people are selling them
for like
50 times what they're worth
and they just haven't
they've just heard
that retro games are big
and they've found
a couple in their kids
stuff in the loft
and they just
put them on eBay
put them on Facebook Marketplace,
and it's just absolute dog shit.
Not a day goes past when you're not on Facebook Marketplace.
Correct.
It's become my top three, really.
Kotaku for video games, Reddit for all kinds of nonsense,
and Twitter and Facebook Marketplace.
Is it fair to say the car booty stops over the winter months,
so you kind of just switch to Facebook Marketplace?
Well, you can't trust the weather, really.
If it's not bloody freezing, the rain is absolutely delightful.
But do they still run them?
Yeah, they still run them, yeah.
They just have a lot of plastic sheets over stuff.
Fine.
You're pretty
dedicated to go
there.
Correct.
I would say.
And I am.
Anyway, thank you
very much Curtis
for making us
aware of that.
I will do my
very best.
I mean he's
emailed all the
way from Calgary
in Canada.
I'll do my very
best to get Pete
to buy that
battery because
it's still available
for sale at time
of recording.
You could go and
get it and we
could put it in
the battery daddy.
That's what we could do. We could put it in the battery daddy that's what we could do we could put it in the back that's where it that's where it belongs but would it leak over all our other battery collection if sorry that might yes it would
yes it would be disgusting okay we might have to seal it first but anyway let's get out of here
and that's enough for for one thursday show we will be back of course on monday after after a
lovely weekend we hope for a nice relaxing weekend.
Monday's Halloween,
so maybe we'll try to have
a couple of spooky stories
if Pete and I aren't spooky enough for you.
So we'll see you then.
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say goodbye
I wish I hadn't gone on
Facebook marketplace
there's a lovely Atari ST
on there
this might take it
through
it's goodbye from me as well.
Bye-bye.
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