The Luke and Pete Show - Primary School Bangers™

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

Pete's latest predicament: finding appropriate places to urinate. Mainly because he's drinking upwards of nine litres of water a day.We work out how best to tackle that and dissect the most terrifying brunch experience imaginable. Plus, batteries aplenty and fixing kids' computers in the local neighbourhood. Email us at [e-mail] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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and in the spirit of me hydrating myself. Mmm. Having some water. That's how to kick off a show, a Thursday show. I tell you what Luke, drinking a lot of water doesn't make you do a wee in the middle of the football ramble. Twice this week or twice in the last seven calendar days. You just started drinking water? I just started drinking water and because we've got an extra kind of section now on the football Rambo I'm nearly Jim Campbell in it. Like Jim Campbell's famous for needing a wee all the time and I have become, I have become Jim. I have become Meme. I have become Jim. Why have you started drinking water of all of a sudden? Because you were very against it before.

I had a funny turn a few weeks ago, palpitations and chest tightness and sort of dizziness. And that was a diagnosis, no water? No, I just thought, I've had my eye checked out before so I'm sure it's fine. So I'm just drinking a lot of water at the moment just to stave off a bit of death. Stave off a bit of death Luke, so yeah I'm feeling a lot better for it. Is it making you feel better? Well I'm getting a lot more exercise running in the toilet every five minutes and I'm just finding it very hard to find places to urinate now. What colours are you wearing? White, just not like

see-through actually white like Tipex, it's really thick and it's viscicent. Did your wig used to be really like treacly and orange? Yeah it used to be like sort of... Did it? What's wrong with you? You know like when they fix a blockage in the sewer and it's sort of like You know when they fix a blockage in the sewer and it's sort of like... You've got fat bugs in your bladder. Got fat bugs. It's all wet wipes. You know when I told you before, when I was at Aston Villa for a day once, in the training facility, they had signs up everywhere for all the players saying, you will have random spot checks on the colour of your wee and here's a colour chart and if it's beyond a certain colour you're getting a fine

why? because it's like you're not hydrating enough who's doing that? which absolute perv or? I guess they're quite used to doing wee tests for drugs and stuff like that anyway and if you happen to have your wee test taken and you're not hydrated enough because that's the... What about the Bristol Stool Chart? Are they getting involved in that? Don't know if they did a poos. I'm fully familiar with the Bristol Stool Chart,

well I don't know if that's part of it, but the... the kind of often unreported area of drug testing for players is quite interesting because I remember reading that obviously, I think, I don't know what it is now, but back in the World Cup in 1990, three players from each team at random, I think, would get picked to give a drug test after each game. It's the World Cup. Just do all of them. Just do all of them. What else are they going to be doing? After World Cup 1970 semi-final where England lost to West Germany on penalties, I think it was David Platt and one other, maybe it was two players, I can't remember. And obviously they're so dehydrated, they can't urinate. And they're sitting in

the same room as two West German players. And West Germany have just won it. Just won the World Cup. And it sticks in my mind, no it's the World Cup so I'm fine. The reason it sticks in my mind is because one of the things David Platt was saying, the West German players were so respectful, they didn't say anything, they didn't celebrate, they didn't gloat, everyone just sat there just chatting away, waiting for 30, 40 minutes to be able to urinate. So dehydrated. For those to sit there in this farcical situation, this medical room waiting for the millsager piss in the pot and then they could get on with their lives. So those two West German players couldn't celebrate.

Right. So I whisked away straight away. I bet for Platt it probably made it, it probably gave him less reason to sort of be utterly crushed, do you know what I mean? It would help with the healing process a little bit, yeah. To sort of sit down with two men who, you know, just two normal men, we're just normal men, just waiting to urinate in a room. Would you like it if I were to introduce like random urine tests for you during work? Stop drinking water performatively again.

I'm not drinking performatively, I'm thirsty. I've never seen you do that before, that's twice as bad. I'm going to get a bigger Nalgene than your one. There he is. There he is. There's the Nalgene. Yeah. Delicious. Imagine if you got a Nalgene.

You'd be, you wouldn't be able to live with yourself. I'd get little stickers and stuff and I'd get a little flair. You know, like you see people who've got crocs. I've got stickers on mine. They put little badges and stuff and chains. I'd have loads of chains and stuff. I'm going to get one of those big Stanley cups that people have in America. My wife's got one of those, it's a Lord of the Rings themed one.

Nice, like it. And she puts ice in it every morning and fills it up with water. There's a water influencer on TikTok who starts every day. Oh, got the burps now. It starts every day. Oh, got the burps now. It starts every day and they basically go, this is the water I'm gonna be drinking today. And he's got this big, like sort of rotating, sort of lazy Susan of different powders.

Cause you know what, like American water drinkers are like, it's kind of like, I hate to sort of pigeonhole, but there's a real sort of thing of like, I'll add this powder to it to make it palatable. Yeah, like crystal light all over it. Yeah, yeah. But it's all just like, it's not even like good for you, it's just powder, just mad sugars and stuff. And this guy, he'll just sort of spin it around and he'll go, I'm going to add a little bit of a watermelon, I'm going to add a little bit of chocolate,

I'm going to... And he makes these kind of like constructions and stuff of different powders. He slams a lot of ice in there and that's him for the day where he's got massive, it's massive, this big vat of water. I'm sure the goodness of drinking so much water probably outshines the sugars that he's consuming. Yeah, I think some of those crystal light type things have got electrolytes in them and they're sugar free and stuff. I don't think chocolate sounds pretty good. No, it probably wasn't chocolate, but he seemed very, but he's a water influencer which I very much enjoy.

I imagine if you sort of- Well it's doing good for people. Well if you sort of pick a, like maybe I could be like, because if you know for a fact that there are brands out there that advertise with quite low level YouTubers and quite low level TikTokers, the powdered water, sorry, yeah, the powdered put in the water people, the mushroom energy extraction gamer, you know, creating stuff, all those kind of things. Why don't you become just a creating guy? I might become like a VPN guy and I'm just constantly obsessed with VPNs. Just constantly going somewhere.

No one can pin you down. No one can pin me down. Nobody can find out where I am because I'm always on me, you know, on me, on me virtual Peter network and I can't. I'll be up for that. I think I'd be really good. Yeah, go where the money is. I'm probably entitled to some kind of cut of the money for that.

Go where the money is. I'm very endorsing of that. That's all right, mate. That's all right. Peter, on Monday you promised us talk of a primary school themed brunch and now I want to hear more about it. Yeah, well I sent this to the Hello Complete show at WhatsApp page, so I'm getting that up here. And yeah, oh God, there's a company that does what can only be described as something

called Brunch Club Primary School Bangers. Right? And it's basically a bottomless brunch kind of daytime sort of drinking opportunity, it's skewing slightly female I would probably say from the videos. And I presume you dress up like you're in school and you take a trip down memory lane and relive the joy of your primary school days with a brunch experience like no other. Enjoy an afternoon packed with the beloved assembly sing-alongs and classic school disco hits that defined our childhoods. The most nostalgic day of the year and you basically eat some nice food, some tacos and enchiladas and stuff. Sure there's gotta be school dinners right?

Well you'd think so, apparently there's no turkey twizzlers or um or flan it's all just like you know tacos basically. I had a lot of flan when I was, did you? Yeah a lot of flan on the go. You don't eat a lot of flan at school? No. Big in the flan scene at Elton Gough. You get that sponge with custard. Yeah no a bit of a lot of flan. So where it says like chart hits or whatever, I'm sure that just very much depends on your age doesn't it? Well it's chart hits and also assembly singalongs. So it's like, presumably like, give me all in my lamp and like come by R and yeah, autumn days when the grass is jeweled and the silk inside a chestnut shell. I don't remember that one. It was before I went to Dunmore National School, it was very, uh, jet planes meeting in the

air to be refuelled, all these things I love so well, so I mustn't forget. So I must say a nice big thank you. Basically like, say thanks just for it existing. You know, the smell of bacon as I'm tying up my laces and the song the milkman sings. All that stuff. Say thanks for it. We're not thanking a god or a deity, we're just saying thanks for the song the milkman sings. The smell of bacon as I'm tying up my laces. Very evocative.

Yeah, it's a good line. How many children look up and see jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled? No. Unless they're above some kind of war zone. It's awful. An awful scene. It'll be about chemtrails now. I saw yesterday, I saw a proper World War Two big old sort of bomber flying over my house because right next to like where a lot of them take off. But good God, they're big old lads. It was it was it was fucking chugging getting up through the clouds. He's like, he's a big boy, isn't he? I told you when we were in the Lake District a while back, we saw two fighter jets come really low over the hill. It was fucking exciting.

Yeah. They were so fast. Is it fair to say modern planes are a lot more maneuverable than the other ones? Oh yeah. I saw a video online the other day of a guy who's standing on a beach. It looked like it was on the west coast of Scotland actually by the topography and stuff. I don't know where it was, he didn't say, but beautiful clear day. And you hear like a deep rumbling in the distance and like he's filming a black object coming towards him very low. I was standing about 200 feet off the ground as a fucking stealth bomber. My God. It looked amazing. It looked absolutely amazing. I would

absolutely wet my pants if I saw that. It'd be so exciting. If the stealth bomber feels like ordering an airstrike somewhere, may I recommend 12 April Newcastle during the brunch club, Prime School Bangers? Yeah, that's unfair. That's unfortunate, Peter, that is. Although they have all said that some of their songs have been thankful for Jesus. Exactly! They're thanking for the airplane. I remember the jet planes meeting in the air to be refueled. Without being too kind of, you know, faux intellectual about it or high minded about it, there is definitely something in the infantilization of society even at all these days. Isn't there?

Like, why would you want to do, I mean, I understand why you want to go to a bottomless brunch or whatever it is and have some fun with your pals, obviously, but why would you want to do, I mean, I understand why you want to go to a bottomless branch or whatever it is and have some fun with your pals, obviously. But why would you want to sing like primary school songs? We all laughed at those men who used to dress as babies, those businessmen who'd had enough. It's a similar, it's a similar edge to that. They'd pop a little napkin on them, and they'd get a dominatrix to be mommy. They're doing that so they can essentially ejaculate. Yeah.

They do it for sexual reasons, aren't they? I don't know. I think fetishes are fetishes just about the ejaculation or is it just about the I'm safe here, I'm comfortable. I think those kind of things intersect with something larger than just wanting to get your rocks off. I think there's something there, I would say, that where these men who are in control of their Fortune 500 companies...

Masonry So the idea would probably be that they spend all their time with a huge amount of responsibility under pressure, blah, blah, and this takes them back to a time where they've got no responsibility whatsoever. Jason Vale So you said the word dominatrix, not me. Jason Vale Yeah, well I'm presuming that's the people who would... Who else is... Dominatrix I think me. Yeah, well, I'm presuming that's the people who would, who else is like Dominatrix, I think can do so many things. Like they're versatile, you know, they are, they're very versatile. The Dominatrix is of this world.

I remember when in assembly, when we'd sing like, I guess, like, give me oil in my lamp or whatever it is. Or was that Cool Science House? No, it's just give me oil in my lamp or whatever it is. Or, was that cool sign, Kels? No, it's just give me on my lamp, right? Keep me burning, right? And I remember being in like year four. So for American listeners, this is four, I guess, I think it directly relates to fourth grade.

And in the UK, you go to senior school, high school, in seventh grade, year seven. So year six was the top of the school, right? Was that the same for you? Yes, yes it was. So we were in year four, and everyone would go to the assembly together. So you have year three all the way up to year six inclusive.

I remember being in year four, and in year six at the back of the assembly, they were able to sing like harmonies and extra bits and stuff to all the songs. Yeah, okay, right. And I remember thinking, I can't wait till I'm year six so I can do the... The flourishes. The hallelujahs, the little bits in the background,

because that gives it a real depth. Let's do it anyway. You weren't allowed to. We'll just do it. Just get involved. We're all singing the same... No, because it wasn't even a teacher defined thing. It was like a hierarchical social thing. Oh, like it looked at a lot of the flies. It sort of looked after themselves really, yeah. Yeah. it was like a hierarchical social thing. Oh, like a lot of the flies that sort of looked after themselves really, yeah. If you dare to play with a musical flourish, some prefect will come over and just fill you in.

Yeah. I also remember, I also remember like the shittest, this is the shittest thing ever looking back on it. Like if we sang, because I went to a Church of England school, right? So if we sang all our hymns and all our Jesus songs, well enough, the teacher of the assembly will occasionally decide that because we were so good at doing the Jesus songs, we all got to sing Bare Necessities at the end. It's the crappest reward ever. Who's administering that as an adult? No, no, that's incredible. Were you a passionate singer in the assembly?

Yeah, I used to love, I think it was in the choir briefly for a couple of years. That was pre-voiced drop. I was a pretty capable singer back then, but. And our school in senior school at the time became a performing arts senior school. Oh, right, Okay. So they used to these evenings like every term. And I remember getting press ganged into basically by a girl that

I fancied to do a choral rendition with about six of us of Belinda Carlisle's Heaven Is A Place On Earth. And yeah, I was about 14. I think I only really wanted to do it so I could walk home with her. But I could actually sing. The thing is I could actually sing, so it was fine. But it's also not really the coolest thing ever done. Speaking of cool memories and trying to do something that you don't necessarily want to do, but there's girls there so you feel duty bound to do so. There was a face-up memory that came up today. Oh, that's my photo of you that. I had that as my background on WhatsApp for a while.

Basically where I'm... You look like a fucking Nazi in the cell. I'm in the middle of my teeth a few shades whiter than they are now. They start together as well by looking at it. Well I'm basically, there's some people and they're doing Guys and Dolls, clearly, and I'm in the middle. I'm not in Guys and Dolls, I'm helping out. And I am doing what can only be described as the Tony Blair's Christmas cards. You are doing that expression.

I'm going to knock you out. Yeah, you look quite angry. Why have you got those glasses on? Like the kind of Joe Gerbils glasses? They were my glasses. They weren't a costume. They were my glasses that I was wearing at the time. It was the 90s, a crazy time for spectacles and spectacle wearers. It was sort of pre-spec savers.

Yeah, I got a Mr. Timlin on the marina. Mr. Timlin? Mr. Timlin. That's so quite having like a place which is like just a local independent business. Well I'm trying to find, I was trying to get a particular car key cut and Timsons wouldn't touch it and I said, who will touch it?

Who will touch it then mate? And he said- What kind of key was it? It was a blank that I already had and they will only cut car keys on their own blanks. You can it was a blank that I already had and they'll only they will only cut Car keys on their own blanks. You can't provide a blank presumably if it goes wrong you done it wrong Well, I've got kind of just sign a disclaimer. Can I just trying to sign to me? And she said yeah, just go to an independent key cutter and you might get lucky. I'm like just Fucking do it. It's whole of the world

Been to places with For keys for the office the office, like some kind of security keys and stuff. I went to the same place last week. Yeah they have no control over um, they don't care how many of them you get caught up. No. But you go to Timson and they're like we can't do those ones. Yeah, can't do those. But if you got an independent one.

And they have 40 quid a key as well. It's an absolute racket. It's so expensive. Those don't do car keys like that company wish I was a bit... Right. But yeah. That's not fun for you though, isn't it? Did you ever do anything completely embarrassing in the quest for impressing a girl at school? Yeah, all of the time. Just all of the time.

All of the time? That's every day. Every school report. It's just, I got up, went in the school, I was going, I'm in love with a new woman who doesn't wanna talk to me. And yeah, just, just, just embarrassed, absolutely embarrassed myself. I remember when Soldiers Soldier came out, everybody was singing.

Is it, you got that love and feeling on Unchained Melody or something? Robson Jerome, I can't remember. They had a few songs they had on the roof. Yeah, well they did a a few songs in the album. Well they did a version of it in the TV show and then they obviously broke out. Unchained Melody I think.

Unchained Melody right. And all the boys were singing that and it's like a press gang meeting, singing it to a girl, I fancy. Right, and what happened? In front of people? Yeah in front of people, in the schoolyard, yeah. Solid stuff. And yeah.

How did it go? She just turned away, didn't even acknowledge it. Did you know all the words? Yeah, I think so, yeah. I was a big Solidi Solidi fan. They knew, they knew. You needed someone else, you needed a kind of accomplice or two-person song. I needed Jerome to my Robson. Am I the Robson or the Jerome? You're definitely the Robson.

Robson's the little guy, yeah? The little fishing man. Robson Green, yeah. Yeah. And Jerome, he became... Jerome Flynn. Jerome Flynn. He became in Game of Thrones with bigger, more handsome men. He became the Robson, didn't he, really? That's what you mean. Okay. Do you know what I mean?

He was like a proper little... The little winged, yeah. And then Jerome was the big rugby, you know, he became the Robson didn't he really? I see what you mean. He was like a proper character. Yeah and then Jerome was the big rugby player. No but Jerome was a big tough warrior. He's just a bit down at heel. He's very low birth. Yeah he looks quite rough. I'm just saying he's not the spunk. I can't believe she turned away from you. I know. That's disrespectful.

It is disrespectful. I'll get her back. I'll get her back. No don't do that. We're getting back onto adolescence again. Right, let's have a break. We've got to do some battery. We've got to have a break. Do you like my heat toes? FanDuel Casino's exclusive live dealer studio has your chance at the number one feeling. Winning. Which beats even the 27th best feeling, saying I do. Who wants this last parachute? I do. Enjoy the number one feeling winning in an exciting live dealer studio exclusively on FanDuel Casino where winning is undefeated. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario.

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Now I assume Electro Harmonix is a company that creates these guitar pedal experiences, but Lewis says that he's not sure from memory whether these come up before, but they're drawn with a photo of their founder, who can best be described as an off-duty Santa. Thought about taking a nicer photo of the pedal, but I figured I could leave some visual crumbs in there for Pete. I would say that by virtue of the fact that I remember this Jimmy Savile, muscular Jimmy Savile man's face. We have definitely seen this before. But Lewis, I can understand the excitement. I really can understand the excitement.

It's a great pleasure. It's one of the very best we've had. He's the fifth person to send it in. That's a shame. That is a shame. Connor and Daniel and Chris and Scott have sent it in before. So Lewis, you're the fifth person to send it in, but it's always great to see it, I have to say. Lovely. Good to see him back, out of a panel. Alex says, hello, I found some golden power super heavy duties in my daughter's unicorn toy. I think this might be sort of Bexel or GP ultra ballpacks. It could be embarrassing for me.

All the best, Alex. Yeah, golden power, super heavy duty. Have we had those collections of words before? I feel like we have. 68 times. Oh, that's very much in the... That's an embarrassment for you there, Alex. That's a shanked free kick going out for a throw in, isn't it?

Big time. Samuel has gone in, just thank you, Samuel. Hello gents, another submission from my desk of bicycle repair here in chilly Finland. What a lovely life. I'm sure Samuel has dark days, I'm sure Samuel has great days, but fixing bicycles in Finland. Yeah. I mean, does it get any better?

Found these slightly dodgy named beauties while getting some lights to work. Fingers crossed for a fourth entry into the daddy. I give you... Anslut. Anslut. Anslut. I do wish Samuel well in his impending mobilisation to fight against the Russians in Finland. But until then it does seem like an idyllic lifestyle, at least six months of the year. But this is an interesting one because our friend Alexandra, a Yorkshire

lass in Norway no less, a couple of years ago sent us some Chanchu batteries, but they were from an air conditioning unit which was branded Anslut. But we've never before had Anslut batteries specifically. so therefore I'm going to rule it was okay with you Peter that these are a brand new player. Yeah, they're a brand new player and they are pretty standard, much like the Dominatrix's, the Ansluts are versatile. They can be used in a lot of different things. Very versatile.

I like the general design. I like that they've gone for a double sort of magnet motif for their logo, and slut. It's Watson, your battery pack. Mason. It looks like a professional workbench as well, doesn't it? Jason. It does, yeah. Lovely stuff. I bought a workbench to put a mitre saw on not that long ago. And the annoying thing is, right, it's good but it's flimsy. You can tell it's not your daddy's workbench. Where'd you get it from?

Just from Amazon or something. But yeah, it's not your daddy's workbench and it's quite simply not good enough to be honest. It bores in the middle. They've basically taken the normal design for a workbench and they've basically went, right, how much material, pound for pound, can be removed from each part of this thing and you put it together and you're like this sucks such a fat one is what you're gonna do then you're gonna keep it you're gonna keep it we've got no other option to be honest i've built it now i can't just disassemble it again that'll take me more time would you not think about building your own workbench would that just create some kind of vortex where you haven't got a workbench which to work on to build a workbench so you never get a workbench? I'd feel like I was somehow sort of upsetting the original workbench, you know? Imagine

if I was making a workbench on a workbench, that would be cruel. That would be disrespectful to, that would be too much to take I think. It's like when I order new PC parts on my PC I just feel like I'm a terrible, terrible man, really letting everyone down. How was the PC by the way? You still fixing the local kids' PCs? That was a long time ago. That's a deep cut. I think the boy's growing up. You were doing it. Who told you about it?

I've not heard him screaming at his friends on call of duty for a little while. So I don't know whether he's sort of found girls or something. I don't know. It's good to see him off the computer. That's a shame. You're on the scrap heap again. On the scrap heap again, yeah. You're right. Unbelievable. When are you going to start introducing your daughter to the world of home-made PCs? Well, I've got a little arcade machine and she did sit on my lap about a couple of months ago while I played. She basically pulled on the joystick until she selected a game and

we pressed the button together and it just happened to be a really unlovable shitty Chinese volleyball game She just watched me play this volleyball game for about half an hour. It was insane. It was like she was just absolutely Just in the zone really so yeah, maybe about screen time I just It's it's scream time time I have a problem with to be honest. I'm pretty relaxed, I was raised by telly.

It's not something I use as crowd control but she is starting to get into watching a bit of Frozen here and there. We don't have the telly on for the sake of having the television on, but I'll sometimes stick Frozen on, she'll watch half an hour of that. My son absolutely loves Chuggington. What the fuck is Chuggington? It sounds like a guitar pedal. It's like an ultra-modern Thomas the Tank Engine. Oh, what is he, a tractor? With these different trains going round.

Oh, he's a train again, right, okay. Yeah, there's loads of trains. Chuckington's the town. Right, we went to a, we went to like, something that used to call Mother and Baby, which seems very quaint, very reductive and anachronistic. But they have, basically this woman from Scotland

comes round and she sings all of the songs that the children know. You know, from Mr. Peter Rabbit had a fly up on his nose. Oh, we have that, it's called wriggle and rhyme. Yeah, wriggle and rhyme. I was just called Quackers. And we, and she basically got a load of kids on the stage and my daughter, she put the,

she was singing Frozen, Let It Go, just into the chorus. She put the microphone in our daughter's face and she's never shown any interest in singing. And then, well, she sings all the time, but she never when you want her to. Like I'll sometimes go, I'm still standing and she'll go, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that is pleasing to me. Yeah, that is nice. And she just went... through the microphone like that for ages. And I was crying. I was crying.

It was like, oh, God, is this what this is going to be like when she does something like that? Like when she does like a play or something. I was in bits, but I managed to do that thing where if you've got tears in your eyes, just tilt your head back a little bit and open your eyes like it's clockwork orange and they go back in eventually. They go back in eventually.

That's the lesson we should take from this story, is it? That a man should not be comfortable crying at his own shard in public. Come on, Orwell, hit me like a ton of bricks. I don't think, the thing is though, Pete, the thing is for for me, is crazy, is that I have never known you to be proud of anything. Ever. You're not a proud person. I'm proud of other people. I'm not proud of myself. I want you to be proud of me, but you're not. Proud of my country.

I want you to be proud of all I've achieved, but you're not. Proud of my country, and all of it's achieved. You want me to be proud of Britain? I want you to be a bit more Captain Tom Moore. What was the thing? I think I saw one more lap, one more lap. Maybe it's Captain Tom Moore's daughter that put that swimming pool above that Chinese restaurant.

Yeah, maybe she's downgraded from the big suite to like a small kind of two up two down flat. We thought it would just be a place where everyone could visit. What, a spa in your house? I like the sort of PR sort PR move she's been doing recently. It's like, mate, just go away. There's nothing you can say. You've lost all the money pretty much.

Just not put yourself out. Anyway, right, we've been The Luke and Pete Show. We'll be back on Monday. On Monday, I reckon we should do an email special because we haven't done emails for ages. Email special, let's do that, sounds like a plan. Look after yourselves this weekend, enjoy the slightly warmer weather. Enjoy the spring. We'll see you very very soon indeed. Bye bye. Don't trip over a daffodil. The Luke and Pete show is a stack production and part of the A-Cast Creator Network. to win with every spin and a guaranteed winner by 11 p.m. every day.