The Luke and Pete Show - Snail Survival Skills
Episode Date: January 14, 2021On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks.&...nbsp;Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in!Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!Go and leave us a 5 star review over at Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. You know you want to.See acast.com/privacy for opt-out and privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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oh back once again it's thursday and it is the luke and pete show i do hope you are faring well
pete donaldson with you joined by luke mo what's going on luke holla i'm all right what's going on
yeah i'm not too bad i'm a bit fucking bored of all this lockdown nonsense but no one wants to
hear that we're barely into it are we barely into it oh we're getting the rumor mills really
cranking up though
my dad's sending me messages saying that uh his mate was up for the vaccine it was a little bit
older than him uh but um and he went and the doctor said or the nurse said oh yeah we've uh
we've got loads of vaccines but uh a lot of people aren't turning up for their uh for their appointments
so we're having to go in the hospitals and start and vaccinate the nurses instead and it's just like oh it all begins tonight all the little kind of like daft little
stories about people not taking advantage of the vaccinations it all begins i was on the way to
get a vaccination the other day and uh on the way i stopped at a water park and i noticed it
on the water park flume there were loads of razor blades in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't happen, can it?
I was hanging out with Lord Lucan.
Give new listeners of the show a flavour of what it's all about
and what they can expect over the next half an hour, Peter.
Well, I mean, it's mainly film, video game reviews,
and just dick jokes, really, isn't it?
It's just dirty stories stories people smearing poo
on the on the wall floor yeah eating poo waiting would they be interested to hear that perhaps on
monday we had a season you know pretty seasoned debate about the most perverted country yeah well
look and i think we solved a lot i i can't remember which ones I went for, but either way, I'm sure they were fine and not offensive
and nothing to write to anyone about.
Exactly.
This is the Luke and Pete Show for the next half an hour.
We'll give you some nonsense.
We'll also probably find some time to include some of your messages as well.
Before we get cracking with it, though,
we should point out that hello at lukeandpete.com is the email address.
That's hello at lukeandpete.com is the email address that's hello at luke and peter.com and the twitter is at luke and pete show our producer
nat does a lovely job of keeping you guys abreast of what's happening on twitter as well um peter
i'd like to start today's show by talking about um
the listen we've had a lot of bad news haven't we a lot of bad news this um
this this last year or so i mean when did the bad news start for you would you say
um i came back off my holes 1981 and ev and just everything i mean yeah i mean just look at the um
you know yeah when was our company began when did our company begin january of 18 so three
years ago okay right yeah so about then i guess yeah but the reason i say that is because um
one of i mean if you're one of these people who live your life on twitter and um you are i mean
you have a certain kind of human being who thinks the world revolves around Twitter and you know the type of person
I'm talking about. They're normally
middle class. Yeah.
Cut the podcast under the belt.
Yeah, commentariat types.
The people that if we weren't such legends
we'd be like.
They are very
into things
like the Bad Sex
in Fiction Award.
Okay, right?
Okay, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For those who don't know what that is,
it was set up about 25 years ago by the Literary Review.
It's an annual prize honoring the most outstandingly awful scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel.
But, and you get some crackers.
You get some, like, blokes of a certain age trying to sexually describe a woman,
and it just sounds horrendous.
And it's very funny.
And previous winners include Morrissey, for obvious reasons,
Giles Corrin, for obvious reasons, A.A. Gill, for obvious reasons,
Tom Wolfe, actually, apparently, as well, which I'm a bit disappointed by.
But anyway, let's just say, as the article says,
that at one point Morrissey referred to a penis as a, quote-unquote,
bulbous salutation.
That kind of thing.
Anyway, Pete, what I'm getting to, this is a very long run-up to saying
that the organizers have announced that it's not going to take place this year.
Oh, what?
What are we going to do?
Because apparently people have suffered enough.
But that's not the fucking point.
The point is it's fucking funny.
You should do it.
That was funny.
And also, the only thing is it's kind of like, I can't read.
I don't want to read.
But this is the best part of a book.
So I go, oh, no.
Yeah, absolutely.
When was the last time you actually read a book, Pete?
Oh, I mean, there's very little bad sex
in Barack Obama's autobiography I read last week.
Very, very little, to be honest.
Has anyone asked his wife?
You need to get a second opinion on that.
I mean, most of the book is just, you know,
we talk about how, you know,
black people in public office have to be
twice as circumspect twice as sort of uh um you know squeaky clean as any other candidate and
but it's formative yeah is it going into uh office a the sacrifices his wife had to make and and and
how difficult it was for her christ you had to do the ringinger. And also, B, pretty much every candidate,
every time he'd win a race for local governance,
it would be because his running adversary had to leap out because of some kind of fucking horrible child sex case
or something.
All these white politicians are just fucking scumbags.
And this black politician defaults into his favor
simply because he's not a fucking child rapist and stuff is it read the first like 50 pages of
barack obama's like recent book and it's like fucking hell like this the fucking government
in america if you're white you can get rid of so much fucking shit. Do you remember that
scene? Did you ever see
that Sacha Baron Cohen series,
Who is America?
I don't actually know. I don't remember that at all.
I think it's called that. I think it's called
Who is America?
Was it an online thing?
No, it was on Channel 4, I think.
Sacha Baron Cohen in a variety of different
disguises goes and speaks to different people.
And to be honest, look, if I'm being totally kind of even-handed,
as someone who does know a bit about the country,
it was pretty kind of low-hanging fruit stuff.
Yeah, I mean, they would do that at a presser anyway.
They would say half of those things anyway.
He played like an Israeli kind of... Yeah, exactly, like a military guy. like an israeli um kind of um yeah
exactly like a military guy yeah but the point being like i mean you know if you want to go to
a fringe kind of brexit group or ukip offshoot in the uk you're gonna find absolute complete
fucking weirdos right that exists everywhere oh there was an expose on dispatch i think
it was uh about a hartley pool ukip counselor and it's like it's hartley pool it's ukip like sorry
you're gonna get that but there was this one anyway the reason it reminds me of it is because
there was this one there's this one there's this guy who ran for office in in um i think alabama
there's this guy who ran for office in in um i think alabama and he got he got outed as doing all sorts of unsavory things to be honest i can't quite remember the details so i'm not going to go
into detail because i don't want to get in trouble and i can't remember his name but anyway the point
being that um he this this sasha baron karen character kind of sets up an interview with him
and um talks about um the idea that um you know pedophiles are
everywhere in public life and you know you could be among a pedophile and you would never even know
and the he um he says that uh but we've invented this device that just goes off whenever a
pedophile's around and it's like it's just like a kind of you know what a metal detector handheld
metal detector thing yeah but he makes out that he's for detecting pedophiles anyway to cut a long
story short every time he waves over this guy he just goes off and he keeps
going oh there must be something wrong with it it must have a mistake i'll just i'll just fix it
don't worry about it the guy gets really fucking pissed off because he's been accused of this stuff
in the past and right it may it what it does is it shows you like how much of a gigantic pair of
bollocks you need to do what
Sacha Baron Cohen does.
He goes into these
kind of situations.
Have you seen the one in the
I think it's in either the Borat movie or the
Bruno movie where he just starts full on
getting involved in proper
passionate kissing of another man
in front of all these really virulent homophobes.
It's dangerous.
People are throwing proper chairs and throwing stuff at him.
It's mad.
That's great.
I remember a sketch in the Eric Andre show where he's getting chased.
He's a guy who's handcuffed, and he's running through New York,
and he runs into a bagel shop and the policeman catches him
and then they just are absolutely French-ing.
And honestly, people are going,
call the police.
They cannot believe it
and they are shocked and threatened
by the whole skit.
It's so funny.
You and I do a bit of of broadcasting try and get involved in entertaining
people like it's it's a different type of thing you're a different breed doing that kind of stuff
i'm telling you frightening absolutely frightening changing the story change the subject slightly um
you see this story of um in australia of this um this guy who um was rescued by two fishermen,
basically two fishermen have rescued a naked fugitive who they found sitting
up a tree in a Australian crocodile habitat.
Right.
These two guys said they heard another guy yell for help on Sunday.
Is that a setting up crab traps?
Again, go back to what I said on Monday. You don't get people who are just a little bit australian do you these two guys
were setting up crab traps from a dinghy right in crocodile territory near darwin right yeah and
they heard this guy shouting they looked up a tree there was a naked man covered in mud cuts
and insect bites who had been lost for four
days and they survived by eating snails
what i mean what a tree eating snails in a tree it turned out it turned out that he had been freed
on bail after being charged with armed robbery multiple aggravated assaults and uh stealing
he cut off his own electronic
monitoring device and just tried to get out tried to evade police basically ended up in the middle
of nowhere up this fucking tree the thing is in australia this guy should know better he's from
australia yeah if anything you touch in australia will kill you you can't do that stay in custody
yeah so why did they why did the fisherman, like, dob him in?
Did the guy explain that he was a fugitive?
I think he just made out that he had been lost while in the country.
And the fisherman dobbed him in?
Well, I guess so.
We heard about it, so I guess they did.
Have you got split loyalties on this, Donny?
Well, I'm just saying, why did the fisherman, you know,
see fit to inform the authorities
that there was a
convict up a tree
if you and I
were
in a survival situation
in the countryside
let's say it's Australia
where everything you touch
can kill you
which of us
is lasting longer
are we sticking together
or are we going there alone
I think sticking together
because we don't
you know
one person could
be on watch
as the other person sleeps
I mean we wouldn't be able to travel very far
because the sleeping would have to happen.
Would you feel safe knowing that I'm the one to guard you against crocodiles?
Yeah, but I'd need you to go and fetch me asthma medicine,
and I don't know what a natural kind of like de-asthma ring.
I don't know what berries you
can eat to to stop you having asthma attacks i think you just cut big holes in your chest to
get more oxygen to the lungs more effectively that sounds about yeah just to track you out
i mean just bypass the mouth completely love your job that's something that people have to do isn't
it well that's like so that's the thing that so this is the thing that like worries me about
like emergency first aid scenarios like when when you have to
learn first aid like the basic side of it i kind of understand but there should be a limit of what
people should be expected to do like right you know sometimes like you hear stories and i've
heard this story more than once someone's choking right first of all it's one of my biggest phobias
to be in a restaurant where someone's choking and the choking person is looking at me right because i kind of know what the heimlich
maneuver is but i don't know if i better do it and and and secondly you hear stories this is what i'm
talking about you hear stories of someone grabbing a bick byro and shoving it down someone's throat
it's like a makeshift airway to save their life. That is a fucking low risk.
That's a low percentage maneuver.
Well, it's kind of through the Adam's apple, isn't it?
It's below that little nudgy bit.
There's a gap between, I think there's a gap between that and the larynx.
And you cut it open and you get a pen through.
But that's only if the blockage is high in the throat
and behind the tongue, presumably,
because otherwise, I mean,
you might just add more air above the blockage,
which I think would be a problem.
I don't think that this is...
I can't see how a layman would be able to do it.
No, I'd have to have a few stabs at it,
quite literally, trying to find the right... I'd have to have a few stabs at it,
quite literally, trying to find the right... I'd get a carotid artery...
And then it turns out it's just a tickle,
and you put a hole in someone's throat.
It's not realistic.
And the other thing that's not realistic
is that when someone talks about
doing the old chest compressions,
you have to smash through about eight ribs,
apparently, to do that in real life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is a worrying thing, isn't it?
Imagine crunching down on that and going,
oh, fuck this.
I've absolutely fucked this.
What would you do?
What would you do in that situation, Donny?
He's just like, well, look, I'm sure the person who's having the heart attack
or whatever is probably quite happy to smash all of his or her ribs
to restart the heart.
But I just sort of, with stuff like that, I just sort of think advice moves so quickly.
They're now saying that Heimlich maneuver isn't as effective as just a big old whack on the back.
And like, what if people had wedded the Heimlich maneuver?
I've only just got my head around that.
Yeah, and I also, like, I was in a situation once, and this isn't funny,
and I'm not going to make light of this.
I was in the gym once.
That's not the serious situation, although it would be,
where a guy on the apparatus next to me collapsed.
Yeah.
And it was, like, serious.
He collapsed right in front of me and looked bad.
So I kind of, like, tried to move him into the recovery position
and felt his pulse, And he had no pulse.
I'm being serious.
This is how it happened.
He had no pulse.
And at that exact moment, the gym instructor came over and she was like,
what's happened?
And I said, he's just collapsed and I can't find a pulse.
And she said, okay, go and call an ambulance.
And she sent me off to call the ambulance, which I did,
and the ambulance turned up.
And it turned out the guy had a massive heart attack
and he had been told not to go to the gym before
and he had snuck in.
Snuck in the gym?
He was working out in the gym when he shouldn't have done.
That's wild, that, isn't it?
Yeah, and he had a heart attack because of it and died.
But the point is that when it comes to – everyone's different,
but when it comes to calling an ambulance, waiting outside,
directing them in, I kind of feel quite comfortable doing that.
That's pretty easy.
Being responsible for someone's…
When it comes to actually being the first responder.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of…
Because people say, don't they, if more people were first aid trained,
you'd save X amount of lives every year.
But in that situation, I don't know what I'd be.
I think I'd be all over the fucking place.
Yeah. Yeah. But in that situation, I don't know what, I think I'd be all over the fucking place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't, I'm glad I've never had my first aid skills tested, quite frankly.
They do say like the place, like the gym, you do obviously have, I mean,
I do question how you know that information about him sneaking into the gym because he'd been told he's, you know, not allowed to be in the gym.
How does that even?
Because, because the the gym no because no
okay so that's probably imprecise language by me because naturally like a week or so later this is
a gym at my office by the way so a week or so later i went back and saw what happened and there
was there was a memorial thing up that he died for his family and stuff and i asked the lady the
gym instructor what happened she said oh well he was he was told to not come to the gym because he hadn't been,
he hadn't passed his medical because he had problems with high blood pressure
and stuff.
Um,
but he kept coming back anyway.
And,
um,
by the time we realized it was too late,
basically.
Jesus.
That's worrying,
isn't it?
Well,
what a horrific,
horrific story.
I'm always fascinated by those little,
um,
the little, uh, what do you always fascinated by those little paddles,
the little electric paddle machines, whatever they're called.
Well, they go all the way around together and go clear.
The electrocardiogram.
No, that's the monitor thing, isn't it?
No, it's not that.
I can't remember what it's called now.
Well, I mean, it's cardio.
It's electro.
Let's go with electrocardio.
Yeah.
Whenever they have a heart attack, it's an electrocardiogram electrocardio yeah but whenever you have a heart attack it's called it's
it's an electrocardial infraction or something isn't it but um but they have those they have
those in like streets now have you seen them they're little lockers where um and building
sites as well you have the little cases little stations and tube stations yeah and if you want
to use them you have to ring a number like in a lot of places you've got to ring a number and go
can i have the code for the for the fucking machine because this guy
or gal is dying you know
it seems like look
just leave it open
if some of them get
vandalised or people hurt themselves
you know Darwinism in action
but we should know not to
fuck about with them
yeah definitely
I remember being on the radio
show once um and the section after me was a guy who had come on because his friends had died at
a golf course because of a heart attack and as a result of his lobbying he um had got one of those
machines things put in every single golf course around the country oh cool um yeah it's like a
cool thing but sadly i think you could probably work out who the host was, Pete.
Sadly, he got sidetracked and decided to talk about how lovely the golf course was
and what round it shot that morning and all the rest of it.
So sometimes people will get distracted.
If you saw that man in the street, would you be grabbing for the machine?
I'm surprised he hasn't
used it himself put it that way um let's have a quick break when we come back uh we'll do a couple
of emails like i said to you guys before i've got an email here from a policeman and i think he
might be of a fairly senior rank uh-oh that's rank this week on Stakhanov.
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Listen, I've got an email here from a guy who wants to be known simply as Mark.
He says, even gents, I was catching up on the show on my commute to work
when I heard about the police detective's encounter with people engaged in passion in public.
Well, you've now got a detective and a sergeant as listeners.
Oh, okay, right.
We could start some kind of full kind of like police department,
I think, right now.
We bloody well could as well.
And if those pencil pushers down City Hall don't like it, Pete,
they can take our badge.
He says, as an aside, who is who is the highest rank listener you've got so if those of you out there who are a member of the thin blue line get in touch let us know also
um question for you pete in lieu of mark not being here he says i was listening to the show
on my commute to work at what point does the police officer clock on?
Well, yeah, good point, actually.
Yeah, it seems weird because if you're a policeman,
a policewoman, you can't, a police person,
you can't really ignore crime at any point.
So you're always on, presumably.
I'd be billing 24-7.
A friend of mine is a police officer,
and I won't name him because I'm about to tell you a story that could get him in a lot of trouble which is that um we were refused entry to a night
club once because we were too drunk he pulled his badge out to try and pull rank and get us in
the bouncer who was much tougher than him stole the fucking warrant card and refused to give it
back um to which point my friend had to wait till the next morning, go back to the nightclub and ask very nicely if he could have his warrant card back
because he needed to go to work.
So what I'm saying is it's a grey area.
Have a look on Luke's Facebook, friends.
Figure out who it might be.
I'm not on Facebook anymore, so you can't.
Ah, damn it.
Mark goes on to say, one of his earliest memories of policing
and one which will live with him to the day he dies
is one where he encountered such passionate, quote-unquote,
passionate behavior.
Mark takes up the story by saying,
I was on patrol with a colleague looking for people up to no good
in my old stomping ground and Pete's new area, actually,
of Hemel Hempstead.
You know it well.
Oh, nice.
He says, we went to a usual spot to look for suspicious activity when an empty car park uh was well basically an almost empty car park had a loan current a rental
car in it and we pulled up behind it and i got out and approached the driver's side window
expecting to find someone smoking a bit of cannabis as the windows were quite misted up
what i found however was a young lad laid back while his lady friend was giving him
a treat.
Worst part was he didn't notice my presence at the window with my torch shining in, but
the lady did.
She looked up while still engaged and we made solid eye contact for what seemed like forever.
With my colleague just getting out of the car,
I turned on my heels and said,
nothing for us here to save the poor lass from any embarrassment
and got back in the car and carried on with our job.
Love of the show as always.
Happy New Year to you all.
Keep up the good work, Mark.
So a bit of restraint there, a bit of common sense perhaps,
showing by the police officer's question.
Enjoyable.
I would have smashed every window in the car.
Yeah.
Get a hotel room. I mean, look,
a rental car. Is that
what your partner is, you know,
is worth to you?
Just, you know, hire a car rather than
a hotel room or a
brand new breakfast. But he could have been hired. He could have had the rental car for all
sorts of reasons. He could have been on holiday.
Good point, yeah. Good point. When you've got the rental car for all sorts of reasons. He could have been on holiday. No, good point. Yeah, good point.
Look, when you've got to go, you've got to go.
Well, sometimes when we go up to Scotland, we'll get a train up there.
We'll hire a car, Pete.
Nice.
I like it.
Safe driving if we're up there.
Do you know what I mean?
I've got a message from a man called, I'm not going to say that person's name,
but it is a man.
Mysterious phone call.
Hey, guys, this is my first time emailing uh this came
in this morning by the way i love the show got a story from when i was a kid that i think might
interest you it still bothers me to this very day it's a bit long but i promise it's worth reading
till the end around about the time i was 12 my dad had a missed call with a voice note from 2 a.m
the night before when he played the message it was the sound of a woman wailing and crying
and muttering something undistinguishable.
What made it weird
was that the call came from our home telephone, Luke.
Oh, get fucked.
I don't want to hear it. It's too unsettling.
Since I was 12 at the time, this terrified me.
My parents knew I had issues dealing with fear,
so I was told that a family member who was staying with us at the time
had issues with sleepwalking and talking.
This calmed me at the time.
However, many years later, my sister told me that they just told me that to calm me down
since I was scared and that it wasn't true.
I'm over it, but it still haunts me to this day since I can't think of any logical explanation.
No one in my family have ever had issues with sleepwalking or talking.
So no one actually knows the origin of the phone call.
Let me know if you guys have any theories, because I certainly don't.
Thanks for reading.
My God, what do you think, Donny?
Well, because back in the day, you would occasionally get cross lines
when it was all analogue.
Would you?
Yeah, every now and again you'd sort of be able to hear something.
When you'd sort of put your – you have a listen to to to an analog phone phone call and you didn't say anything you could
sometimes hear kind of uh you know interference from other lines at the at the patch lines and
stuff so you know there was a possibility back in the day that it wasn't meant for you
either way harrowing voicemail message. Looking at their email address, I would maybe suggest
that they either got the email address around the same time
that I got my email address or they're around about 20.
So we just don't know.
But it was left on a mobile phone anyway, so it's got to be modern.
Yeah, well, it just said, yeah, missed call with the voice notes.
I don't know.
So a voice note might have been, you know, on an old iPhone
when you used to have the voice notes, you know, so voice note it might have been you know on an old uh iphone when you used to have uh the uh the voice notes you know in the actual ios system either way harrowing
absolutely harrowing and um do you remember back in the day when you had a landline that it was
it was an urban myth that went around my area that if when you started the phone call if you
heard two little pips it meant someone was listening into the call so you should hang up
and call them again did you ever have that that most recording devices
would put that little beep beep in there because uh otherwise you're uh yeah i think they're
legally required to sort of do that but no i i i never heard that particular rumor but
sounds about right one of the most 80s pursuits you could do was listening in to the police
on the old CB radio.
I could get the taxis and sometimes the police on my telly,
on my black and white telly.
Oh, yeah?
There you go.
The taxis is boring.
There's nothing good about the taxis.
You ain't getting in without the taxis.
True.
True.
Absolutely true.
It's really boring.
But you are getting sunk out of the police, right?
Surely.
Mm.
I thought it was really weird that back in the day in America,
you could listen in to most of the police stuff,
and then if there was something particularly salacious
that they didn't want going out, they would switch to a private line.
Just make all the lines private, for crying out loud.
Yeah.
But that's probably unconstitutional.
But do you remember when we did a live show with the Ramble in Manhattan,
and the microphones were really dodgy because they're radio mics but there's so much police
activity in new york city oh yeah they keep picking up the wrong frequencies in the wrong channel
it took them ages to find a channel for the radio mics when that happened do you know what when that
happened i was sat there thinking this is fucking brilliant this is absolutely so exciting if you told me like the
12 year old me that this would be happening at some point it was mental it's absolutely insane
you couldn't get too close to the front of the venue because the when the police cars go past
you'd get interference on your mic from like a police radio i mean i like it it's like it's
like basically living in the movie of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It is indeed.
It is indeed.
Anyway, speaking of which, you know, last on Monday we talked about school discos.
I remember my friend saying that, telling all the kids in my class when I was about eight,
that he and I had made up a dance to Turtle Power by Partners in Crime,
which was the official soundtrack to the Teen mutant ninja turtles movie and that we would be doing it at the school disco right and i don't
know why he said it i don't know there was never any suggestion that either of us were dancers
and when it got to the school disco itself we hadn't done anything because he just made it up
and uh nothing came of it.
But isn't that just the weirdest thing to do when you're a kid?
Do you remember when kids used to make up weird lies for no reason?
Yeah, yeah.
There was always one kid who would make up more lies than anyone else.
Were you the liar in the class?
Oh, one of them, for sure, because I think I was just so keen
to get attention of people that I would just say anything.
Not bad stuff. I wouldn't like, you know,
I wouldn't like say that someone
touched me or something, but I would say like
that I scored the most
amazing. So I was never the kid who said that like
Michael Jackson came to his house and used the toilet.
Right? Right. But I would say
stuff like I scored
an amazing goal in a football match when I didn't,
if you know what I mean.
Does that make sense? What does that put me on if you know what I mean. Embellishment.
What does that put me on the scale?
Embellishment.
Embellishment more than actual, you know, full-on lying.
Yeah, because when all the girls were after you
because you were a bit of a catch back in the day,
I had absolutely no interest from girls.
So I think that's probably why I was doing it.
You'd do anything to sort of knock me down a peg or two.
100%.
Yes.
That's been what's typified this relationship over all these years
speaking of which, shall we get out of here?
yeah alright then, we can't be doing this all
day if crying out loud
got other things to do
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say goodbye peter goodbye that's goodbye from me as well.
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