The Luke and Pete Show - T*tting about with my toilet
Episode Date: April 20, 2023We told you previously that Pete has been wearing a heart monitor. Well, you’ll never guess what the solution was to his cardiac problems...And, in a strangely related conversation, Pete admits that... he is having a bigger boy around to fix a problem with his toilet. Meanwhile, we also discover the surprising cause of the majority of plane crashes. It's not what you might think...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Do you want me to do a little sing song to fill in while you're sorting yourself out?
I'm sorting myself out, hang on.
I was trying to remember what the Switzerland of Asia was.
You know, the guys who were just super neutral.
And I always get Malaysia mixed up with Indonesia.
And it's very upsetting.
I very much enjoy,
when I used to do the overnight show,
this is the Luke and Pete show.
I'm Pete Donaldson,
I'm joined by Mr. Luke Moore.
Hello.
And I hope you're having a good time
listening to this.
Probably not when this starts.
Probably not when this starts.
And I used to,
when I used to do the
radio show quite late at night uh the bbc at about midnight or maybe 11 o'clock they switch over to
some kind of like international indonesia broadcast do you know what i mean right they do like it they
do like a bbc news but it's from jakarta i think you know that that big building that has that
it's in a big kind of,
it's like a big H or something.
And Jakarta is a place that sounds cool, right?
It just sounds cool.
I'd love to go to Indonesia.
It looks fucking brilliant.
When you said the Switzerland of Asia,
instantly, of course, my mind flew straight to Kyrgyzstan,
which is seen as the Switzerland of asia but that's chiefly for
geographical reasons peter yes because it's landlocked because of i don't know because
other reasons i suppose the size of it i don't know um it's got a lot of mountains um it probably
is quite a bit bigger than switzerland thinking about it but it's got a lot of mountain ranges
and it's crucially landlocked um that's why i thought you were going. But the beautiful part about this show
is that I don't know where you're going.
And that's the thrilling, exciting,
enthralling aspect of being
the Ernie Wise to your
Eric Morecambe.
I just don't know what's happening next.
I'm just the audience surrogate, Peter.
And I noticed today that
I'd like to start with
painting a visual picture for our listeners.
You're rocking a sweeping side parting moustache and baseball shirt combo today.
Yeah.
Is that de rigueur in your particular part of Essex?
Or would you be an outlier there, would you say?
I'm starting a vigilante group at the Warriors.
It does look like that.
It's the same energy.
It's the same energy, big time.
Yeah.
the Warriors. It does look like that. It's the same energy. It's the same energy, big time.
Yeah. And I mean, I'll jump in there before we get into my particular choices clothing-wise.
I meant Singapore. Anyway. Oh, good. I've been to Singapore. Just say that then. I've been there.
All right, Singapore. Do you want to hear my memories of Singapore? Did you go up the big building that's like two big buildings, like the World Trade Centers, and then a little kind of tunnel between the two?
I'll tell you what I did in Singapore.
It won't take long.
Okay.
Airport?
Flew, well, this is embarrassing, but I'm sticking with it.
Flew there because I was going to Sydney.
Yeah.
Going to Sydney.
In the ways of that famous airline pilot, going to Sydney.
Had about a day there.
On the plane over, this is in 2003 when I was 22 years old.
I was a single man.
I was sat next to a charming young woman next to me.
And we hit it off.
She said, I want to go and do some stuff in Singapore.
Do you want to do it?
I was like, like yeah that sounds good
and then that went for some lunch
the only thing I remember is that
was that I never saw the girl ever again
after Singapore
because she was on a different flight from Singapore to Sydney
and she wasn't interested in talking to me anymore
fair enough
perceptive if anything
she found better things on the Malaya Peninsula
it was Singapore Airlines
as well
she definitely found
she definitely
I thought she had
an amazing experience
travelling
where she found herself
and all it took
was eight hours
with a boring bloke
next to her
on a flight to Singapore
anyway
and then
the only other things
I remember
was going for lunch
with her
she was nice
I can't really remember
her name
and they had tvs on
the buses displaying soap operas um which i found at the time absolutely fascinating because the
buses in gosport where i'm from were not like that they don't have partsmith specific um uh tv
shows i reckon um i reckon um what's his name the guy guy who looks like Cuddles the Monkey who does the travel show, Simon someone.
He's shitting himself after that review.
Bourdain, roll over.
People have been looking for a Bourdain replacement
since he sadly passed away.
Here I am.
I had lunch in Singapore.
Can't remember where, can't remember what it tastes like
with someone whose name I can't remember.
TV's on the buses.
See you next week.
Talk to a lady, watch a soap opera.
Thank you very much.
She never spoke to me again.
Well, look, I mean, and also you can be like a travel YouTuber
who reviews the old business class flights on the airlines.
Yeah, the review would be very short,
and it would consist of me nipping in there when the lights are out,
saying, look, look at business class,
and then running back again before I got caught.
But the thing is, the way I see that is, on the i'm not i'm not saying you should cause any issues or you should
start making trouble but if you were to make a little bit of trouble i.e sat in a business class
seat that was unoccupied not disturbing anyone's very quiet got your book out sat in a business
class seat um who's going to stop you i don't know why they don't let first pass the
course, first pass the curtain. Anyone who can
run from economy to business
and just sit down in one of the nice seats, I think
that should be allowed. No, I'd make it a talent show.
It's a long flight. There's nothing
else going on. Get
up the front. Give us your best turn.
And the captain will
whack him on autopilot,
come down and say,
I like the juggler.
Get him in first class for two hours.
Just for two hours.
So the people who've paid for first class
don't feel ripped off.
You get two hours in there.
Movie of your choice.
I'll be picking a long one.
And enjoy yourself.
You do a bit of your turn.
A five-minute taster for those in uh in first
class yeah yeah that's what they want they'd definitely be up for that yeah i mean i think
a poor person like me going up there oh have you seen this juggling i've been watching uh a lot of
it's i find it very relaxing when i'm doing other things i had a good weekend of uh pissing about
diy sort of bits and bobs assembling
like a big uh i bought a big box for the garden to put my um petrol oh a bun stuff in a bun a
bun is that what it is a bund so you carry on i've got a story about that you carry on but
do it at the end well i've just been like fixing bits and bobs in the house i've got a bigger boy
coming around to um uh tit about with a uh toilet that i was trying
to fix and completely failed what you put in the advert for it is it well i'll come and tit about
on my toilet tit about on my toilet uh that's what i put on the text of the guy uh so he's coming
around and uh i i've been listening to um i've spoken about him before on this channel but i'm
very much enjoying a man who's really hit his stride production-wise, a guy called The Mentor Pilot on YouTube.
He's a guy, he's a pilot who is a teaching pilot.
He's clearly got a lot of air miles under his belt.
He knows what he's doing, and he basically just goes through air disasters
and go, well, I mean, if they'd done this at this point,
I mean, that possibly would have got them out of a very sticky situation.
But he's non-judgmental.
So he'll just sort of go, this is, in a beautiful Swiss accent,
this is what we are doing at this point.
And if they had done this at this time, no judgment at what they were doing.
They were clearly confused.
They were clearly distracted.
No judgment.
But there's certain videos, there's certain crashes, there's certain videos there's certain crashes
there's certain
absolute
abhorrent actions
from the captains
that deserves a little bit
of judgment
but his reserve
his reserve
is so
high
that he
he said
you can look at the
the airline
organisations
report
and they can
and you can see what
they are saying
but I will not judge what they are doing
I think they are
this is not what this channel is about
but it's really funny when you've got
the voice recorder saying
let's take this baby up to 1400 feet
let's see how high this can go
etc etc
and he's going
yes you can see the pilots
were in a fit of reverie and he's going, yes, you could see the pilots were in a
fit of reverie.
High spirits.
And he's going, they're literally going,
let's take this
up to the highest operational
point that this
plane could handle.
Is it a passenger plane?
No, it's a repositioned plane.
So they were repositioning a plane around europe so it
could take passengers so it was empty but there was still four or five people that let that died
because the pilots were going let's take this up really high like i don't think i don't think the
pilots attitude should be this is just repositioning a plane there's no one around let's do what we
fucking want it's not like an empty house your parents are on holiday i know it was properly like that it was a house party it's just like text the night
before to your co-partner you're looking forward to tomorrow oh i'm gonna get right on it i'm gonna
see how high i can take another guy another guy is fucking york was going fall and is it york is
that the joystick they use um the captain's york like suddenly started pitching down they had no
idea it was about to hit a fucking mountain.
He's like, what is going on?
And he'd been taking pictures with his DSLR camera,
and he'd put it down next to his seat.
And when he'd pressed the seat forward button,
basically the camera had mashed itself against the joystick.
It was mashing it downwards. It's not what you want to hear about oh lordy so yeah so there was definitely an air disaster i
believe it was the air france crash from coming back from rio i think right famous one where the
design of the plane meant that the pilot in control the aircraft had the yoke to the left of him and the other pilot couldn't
see it. Yes. So he
couldn't see what position it was in. So he couldn't
make an informed decision to rescue it.
And they changed the design. That's the thing about
those plane crashes, isn't it? They always kind of
take a lesson from them and
therefore make things safer.
I don't, I mean, I'll
take the amount of information you've given me
there. I don't like to go to town on these kind of things, though, because it makes me nervous next time I have to fly.
Honestly, we spoke about it before.
I think it gives me such heart and it gives me, there's so much that has to go wrong to smash a plane into the sea.
And there's so much that has to go wrong at the same time.
And yeah, of course it does happen.
Going back to the Bund though very briefly the store so it's b-u-n-d for those who can't hear what i'm saying um it's like a
small low level almost like a shed that you can't get in like a storage unit right yeah yeah it sits
in your garden and when i bought this house i'm sat in right now um you have to go through all
these different bits and pieces as i'm sure you know the survey all the stuff that the stuff they're leaving behind the stuff they're
not and work out whether you want it or not and obviously it's normally things like a washing
machine or a wardrobe anyway on this list for this house was bund right it's got a bund i'd
never heard the word before i googled it but this is like 10 years ago. I don't know, was Google good then?
I probably was.
It's that bit in Shanghai,
isn't it?
The bund.
Yeah.
But I didn't know what it was.
And I was like,
they were like,
do you want it?
I was like,
I have fucking no idea.
And I couldn't get a hold of the seller.
So I had to call the lawyer
who was doing it.
The lawyer had never heard
the word before either.
What is a bund?
It went on for far too long.
And then it ended up the bund was fucking rotten anyway.
So one of the first things I did when I got here was fucking...
Smash it up.
Pull it to pieces and find myself a new one.
I think I'll find my new bund.
Yeah, so you're thinking about getting a bund, are you?
I've just bought a little...
It's just basically a little waterproof box, isn't it?
And I've put on my danger protection there.
So mine would be probably four foot high by five foot wide by three foot deep.
It's like a chest freezer.
It's just a box.
It's the sort of thing you could get into and protect yourself from the rain
if you lock yourself out drunk and you don't want to wake up your wife.
It would be an excellent safe room.
That's a very good point.
I might put a little sleeping bag in there.
Mine would not be an excellent safe room.
Mine could be pulled open by a particularly wily fox in five seconds.
It's not locked.
And even if it was locked
the walls are completely you know threadbare plastic oh well never mind anyway what peter did
you i read today that um this is a i don't know if you'll find this surprising or not but i certainly
found it very surprising do you know when netflix announced officially they're no longer doing dvd rentals oh yeah i know this one i think it was
probably 2014 it was this week oh wow that's amazing where did they do that is it like in
kind of really remote territories i couldn't find where it was emerging markets and stuff i couldn't
find the actual territory but um it was it was. It was all bracketed up with a story
about how Netflix are in a relative amount of trouble
because they can't figure out how to make any money.
And even though they've got basically everyone in the world
subscribed to Netflix, it's still making the loss.
But they were talking about how that was part of the press release.
I was reading the story thing, and that bit's fine.
That's fairly interesting.
And there was a section in the story
about the Netflix DVD rentals
and I was like,
who's this for?
No one fucking even knows
this is happening.
This can't be an interesting part of the story.
But I thought...
I'm surprised that film companies
and TV companies
are even licensing
hard copies of their stuff anymore.
Well, I thought that.
I wondered if it was like a legacy thing.
Well, yeah.
It can't be like the vinyl resurgence, can it?
Well, people want some sweet DVDs.
It's worse quality than actual streaming mechanisms.
The reason I found the story
is probably a bit more interesting
than the story itself
is that yesterday I was doing a show
on Football Ramble with Andy Brassel
and I gave him a list of things that I thought would be a better manager for Chelsea than Frank Lampard.
And one of the things I said was a cardboard cutout of Jean-Claude Van Damme from Blockbuster.
And then I ended up thinking, oh, man, do you remember when...
So when I was a kid, what would normally happen when we were about 17 or 18 is me and a few of my mates would go out on the pits on sort of Friday night.
And the Saturday we'd like,
ah,
a bit hung over,
nothing to do.
Let's get this rent of DVD.
Right.
So weirdly we would all decide whose house had a spare room to watch a DVD
in.
And then like six of us would pile into blockbuster and decide a DVD between
us and just rent it.
Yeah.
And,
um,
I don't know what it is about blockbuster but there was
something very kind of powerful about that and then and then when i thought about the jean-claude
van damme cut out i remembered that um at the end of like the run of a movie so say for example
they're promoting a new movie you can rent they would have all these cardboard things promoting
it and posters in blockbuster well our local blockbuster when that run came to the end
they used to let you just
have them. Did they used to do that for you as well?
What, they used to just give you the...
Yeah, I seem to remember
having a massive picture
of the man from Lost
in my house.
It was the size of my front room. His head was massive.
It was a massive head
of the man from Lost. Does that make sense?
Yeah, it does make sense.
Why did you have that?
Because I wanted it, Luke.
I wanted it.
What was his name, the guy?
Josh something.
Josh.
I think he is a prick.
I think he was exposed as being a massive prick.
No one's got a good word to say about him.
Oh, no, he was called Jack, wasn't he?
Jack, that's the one, yeah.
Lost Burn Bright, didn't it? Jack, that's the one, yeah. Must burn bright, didn't it?
And then no one talks about it anymore.
It just looks up.
He's played by a guy called Matthew Fox
and he's not done much work since.
No, I mean, go down to controversies,
I'd probably say.
Oh, legal issues.
Okay, right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fair enough.
That guy, that guy.
So you leveraged Blockbuster's generosity by having a massive head.
Big head.
The guy from Lost in your house?
Yeah.
In your mum's house?
No, in my house, in my front room.
Okay, so you were old enough at this point to live on your own.
Blocked out the sun.
It was so large.
We used to get these cardboard cars.
We used to get these cardboard cars we used to get posters I remember particularly enjoying
the French language posters
that you used to get for some of the French New Wave movies
because I was pretentious like that
that was a very small section of Blockbuster admittedly
and I had a couple of French film posters
on my wall that I got from a booze cruise
to Calais
which isn't really the main reason you do a booze cruise, is it?
No, it's the booze.
It's the studies.
But the act of going to Blockbuster
was quite a cool thing looking back on it.
It didn't feel cool at the time, but it is quite a cool thing.
Yeah.
Because one of the things interesting about it, I think,
is that they were quite big.
And I know this is an obvious thing to say say but the reason i'm bringing this up is because you just do
not have this now you never will again just shelves and shelves of the same dvd
it's just weird it just it would i think having like loads of versions of the same
of the same thing is hilarious because obviously like we're streaming you know you can you can you can do that infinitely you can create new ones all the time
but like the idea of like having like a thing five or six different times and we all shared them
for money we rented them for money it seems absolutely bizarre and but the ceremony of
walking into a blockbusters there's a there's a blockbusters video on the way to south end and it's still got the signage up they've never been able to fill the
the shop i don't know when it closed but it's a massive uh massive like really on the arterial
road into south end well the second i do know anyway and uh it's so busy and i just don't know
why no one's bought this massive blockbuster video because I want to go in there.
I want to go in there under the cover of darkness
and just see what's in the storerooms upstairs.
There'll be loads of errant DVDs that the stock clearances haven't been there.
There'll be loads of cutouts of Jean-Claude Van Damme as well.
Yeah, that'll be great.
Because what I was going to go on to say is that,
so for those of you too young to remember this they would just have say say say jurassic park come out whatever yeah
they'd have a hundred dvd cases of jurassic park that were empty that you go to the shelf pick up
take to the counter and they would give you the dv DVD in a different box that was unmarked.
Right, okay, nice.
When you think about it,
there's absolutely no fucking need for that.
There's no need to do it.
Just go up and say you want Jurassic Park.
You don't have to do that.
There's no real,
because what someone's going to have to do, presumably,
is say they've got 150 copies of Jurassic Park
at that blockbuster.
Someone's going to have to count out 150 cases
and put them all up on the shelf,
and when they're gone
they're gone it's a completely pointless exercise you might as well just say we've got jurassic park
and when it's out of stock say it's out of stock yeah but you as a shopper you don't want to be
going up to the front and just be disappointed all of the time like nine hours at 10 you'll go
there and they'll go we don't have that in we don't have that in maybe have an information screen
like at mcdonald's saying what's in stock and what's not in stock. But the ceremony of going in and selecting your DVD
and picking up maybe a little bit of popcorn or something,
getting a fish supper on the way home,
that, I hate to sound like an old person,
but that was a lovely part of the weekend for me.
Lovely part of it.
You can't say the word fish supper
and not sound like an old person.
I never used a fish supper.
That was like proper 1960s language, isn't it? Like we were told it used a fish that was that was like proper 1960s language in it like we
we were told it was a fish supper but like you know for me it was half lot yeah it's basically
northern i think it's northern and scottish that like is it fish supper or uh because we used to
just say fish and chips or whatever okay but my obviously a lot of my family is scottish and they
would say fish supper no i don't think I don't think it translates down south.
Anyway, on that note, let's have a break.
And when we come back,
we'll do this week's entries into the battery vault.
So we'll see you in a minute.
Oh, it's the break end time.
And now the Lugabit show can begin again.
Lugabit went for a wee in the break
because I was dicking about with the running order.
And I have to tell you, Luke,
I am going to urinate so much more these days
after I started drinking water.
I was a water dodger for many years
and I used to criticise people like Jim Campbell
who needs to wee three times during a course of a 45-minute ramble.
Turns out, when you drink no water,
you can be quite arrogant about how little you need to pee
because you're not drinking any water.
When you start drinking water, piss comes out.
Yeah.
I mean, it's remarkable that it's taken you to this age
to really understand that. How do you feel about it? Do you feel better, more healthy? Yeah. I mean, it's remarkable that it's taken you to this age to understand that.
How do you feel about it?
Do you feel better, more healthy?
Yeah, I do, actually.
I'm not getting quite so many hard palpitations.
I'm back in.
I've got to get checked out again.
But, yeah, things have improved.
It's reminiscent of my dear old granddad, who's still with us,
at the ripe old age of 91,
who about three years ago had a UTI.
Yeah.
And in the consultation with the doctor after it was diagnosed,
when asked the last time he had a drink of something
that wasn't coffee or red wine, he said,
I simply can't remember.
Red wine is so dry.
Red wine and coffee is the only thing that passes lips liquid
wise. He reckons for years.
Yeah, it's mad, isn't it?
I've changed my
asthma meds and started drinking
water. No help, I'll pop a tissue.
That's good, because you were a bit worried about that,
weren't you? I was a bit worried. It's nice to get a check-in.
It's nice to get a check-in, isn't it? It's nice to get found.
You know, do an echocardiogram
and listen to your heart go...
It was absolutely fucking disgusting.
Were they happy with your heart function, were they?
Yeah, they were, yeah.
I mean, she slipped in the word relatively, which I didn't enjoy.
That could just be relative to the patient she had earlier.
Relatively speaking, you've been all right.
It's been top three.
And by the nature of the fact that she's in a heart ward,
everyone's fucked yeah
the bias will be
quite heavy
given that
you're only really
seeing people
for a certain reason
I had a similar thing
I had the old
heart check up
in September
of last year
echocardiogram
48 hour monitor
and ECG
and it all came back
solid
solid
solid heart rate.
But I am overweight because I cannot stop eating.
But other than that, I'm relatively happy.
I mean, I ran this morning at a decent clip for a while,
which is part of the reason I just needed to go for a slash
because I had to smash through loads of water before I got on air.
So touch wood, I feel all right.
I'm just creaky and old and a bit overweight.
That's it.
Hey, I was playing football on Monday
and I have nothing to offer on the football field
except running.
I've got, I do shuttle runs.
Sarcasm, did you say?
Getting annoyed and angry
and the volunteers are going goal
because you're angry with yourself.
Fair, yeah, yeah.
I hate myself when I die.
That's something you've got to offer.
Not everyone provides that.
Exactly.
I'm always in,
if I give you the ball,
I'll always run a little distance
and look for the one-two.
Never get it.
But so you are,
so I do that
and that's all I've got to offer.
I'm quite quick.
But I, the lads after the game were astonished that I was 41.
You having that?
You having that, Moa?
They were astonished.
The goalkeeper said, I thought you were early 30s, Pete.
Thank you.
The moustache worked.
I think they saw your look and thought you're from the 1930sete thank you no the mustache worked i think they saw your look and
thought you're from the 1930s that's what they do no the thing is about that right let's turn
into that because that i find that interesting because when i get told that i think that people
think i look younger right um they're almost certainly just being polite right but it does
happen quite a lot and the thing, I really take it to heart.
I'm really happy about it.
The same way that if someone says to me,
I don't know, shut up, you fat cunt or whatever,
which has happened before on the football field, for example,
that kind of stays with me a bit, but then I move on.
I really hold on to the youth angle.
I don't know why. It's just such
an easy win for people to say that to me. I reckon that people
I know fairly well have kind of picked up on it and
really use it as a weapon against
me because it makes me very good natured
to hear it. So
do you think those people were being
frivolous I guess is what I'm saying or do you think they genuinely
meant it Peter? It seems
when the first person said it I thought
they were just being weird and nice.
And then about three or four other people
joined in and were surprised. So, maybe
Luke, thanks to the
disco lighting that you see down at the
Garon Centre in Southend
reflecting
off the rubber balls
on the 4G pitch,
maybe they're kind to me.
Maybe the way I sort of operate on the football field,
you know, belies my body.
Yeah, I think that's fair.
I'm not against that.
I think when you're clean shaven with your moustache
and your hair's done, I think you look very, very good.
Thank you.
But a lot of time, and don't take this the wrong way,
a lot of time you do just look confusing.
Yeah.
The other day, the most recent time I saw you in person was when you turned up for work on the day you didn't
need to be there got quite angry of yourself um looked like you got dressed in the dark and then
just left again and there's no other person i know that behaves in that way yeah i mean and
certainly goes off and shoplifts uh right uh shall we do some battery brands Luke yes let's do it
I'm ready and waiting
for your first
contender mate
Gold's Universal
it's come in
with a man
by the name of Luke
hi Luke and Pete
Gold's Universal
this one was found
behind a gas meter
covered in cobwebs
but how common is it
all the best
Luke
it's a nice little battery
triple A
looks like it's from the 80s
nice piece lovely piece it is according to our records Is it? All the best, Luke. It's a nice little battery, AAA. It looks like it's from the 80s.
Nice piece.
Lovely piece.
It is, according to our records, a brand new player, Luke.
Congratulations to you, sir.
Fantastic find.
It's your battery to keep because you found it behind a gas meter.
Fair enough.
It looks like it's been there for quite some time. I like the way you've cleaned it up and taken a photo with a flash,
which reflects the gold type. But the most important news for you is that it's been there for quite some time. I like the way you've cleaned it up and taken a photo with a flash, which reflects the gold type.
But the most important news for you is that it's a new player.
So congratulations to you.
Congratulations, Luke.
And moving on to Wazim.
Hello, Luke and Pete.
I've got a new battery submission for you guys.
I found it trying to figure out why my car alarm fob stopped working.
Presenting the Super Sun King battery.
Pretty nondescript name, but what's interesting about it
is that it's bloody tiny,
but it packs a hell of a punch.
It is literally the size of two Tic Tacs,
but somehow holds nine volts.
I don't claim to understand batteries,
but a standard air battery
is maybe five times the size,
but it's only 1.5 volts.
I don't even know if this size
is even eligible to be a new player,
but I thought you'd enjoy it.
Attached with my finger
and a couple of Tic Tacs to scale.
It is a very small Super Sun King battery.
I love that he's put two Tic Tacs in there.
It's a lovely...
I like to think he went straight to the shops,
as in went straight to the shops and grabbed a pack of Tic Tacs.
I don't even feel like I see Tic Tacs on sale anymore.
Oh, don't give me this.
They're all over the place.
I eat Tic Tacs every week.
The Coca-Cola flavour is the best one because they put little over the place i i eat tic tacs every week the coca
cola flavor is the best one because they put little coca cola logos on the tic tac did you
say that to the um the heart doctor can you just explain your diet listen pal listen doctor
scientist i eat tic tacs a day i only eat little cubes of food i eat uh pez i eat tic tacs they're my only sustenance i've got two tic tacs in the holes in
my gums where the teeth should be right now you wouldn't even notice the uh the uh more on my
teeth next week good god um tic tacs uh the the the battery question i don't know batteries either
but would i be right in saying that this battery is designed to deliver a high voltage
bang kind of like
how can they get such an amount of voltage
in such a small space though
it lasts like 2 seconds but
it's only turned on for like 10
a second or something when it fires off the
charge, fires off the
the RF signal
to your car or whatever I imagine
anyway listen Super Sun King I think it's a very
comprehensive email from Wasim. We're very happy to receive
it. I like the subject line in his email.
Open up that battery, daddy boys.
It shows a lot of confidence.
Don't have a hole for it. It's too small.
Yeah, it won't fit in the battery, but
we'll accept it as a new player because no one
sent one in before. So we've got two out of two new
players so far. Congratulations
to Luke. Congratulations to Luke.
Congratulations to Wazim.
Fantastic contributions.
Who's next?
Finally for now, Nabil has come in with a Judo AA.
OG listener here says,
the very first episode and never missed a single one.
Wow.
My first battery brand submission bought my almost two-year-old daughter
a spinning LED light cane at the circus.
Only took her a week to smash it to pieces.
I had to carry it to salvage the batteries before chucking the toy out.
Three of these babies duly popped out.
I would imagine they would have been submitted before,
but I don't recall ever hearing them.
So here I go shooting my shot.
I see attached photo of the Judo AA battery.
Thanks for the hours of rambling about nothing, yet somehow everything.
I still laugh out loud from time to time.
But I can't imagine
qualifier there. Relatively
hilarious.
But I can't imagine having to explain to someone
who doesn't listen to the show what's so
funny. Regards, Neil.
And that's why I don't get any listeners.
No one can market the show successfully.
And the bill, maybe you can look
in the mirror and wonder if you could do a bit more on that front for us
if you've listened to every single episode.
But nevertheless, thank you very much for the submission.
It's a great story.
It's a great battery.
We have seen this one before, but not that often.
So my records tell me that on the 24th of November 2021,
our friend Darren Hickey sent those in.
Same size as well
interestingly enough
double A
so they're not a new player
but it's always lovely
I think Peter
I can speak on behalf
of both of us
when I say
it's always lovely
to see one pop up again
you haven't seen for a while
I just get a little bit
of nostalgia
a little bit of reminiscence
to see that the Judo batteries
are still out there
so thank you to Nabil
thank you to Wazim
thank you to Luke
two out of three this week
we'll take that
every single week two out of three this week. We'll take that every single week.
Two out of three is a great ratio, Peter.
It certainly is.
That's a solid week for us.
It really does put a smile on my face
for the rest of the week.
If you've got any battery brands,
get them in.
Hello at LukeandPeteShow.com.
You can also get in touch via Twitter.
I presume our DMs are open.
TikTok and bloody Instagram.
Yeah, our DMs are open
because every time someone DMs us on Twitter
I get, inexplicably, I get an email
about it. Do you get a pinger?
Yeah, so there's your advice
if you found a battery, send it in
if you've got heart palpitations consider
changing your asthma medication
and drinking some water
Not eating so many Coca-Cola brand Tic Tacs
By the way, on the social media side of things
Rory's got a real bee in his bonnet about the TikTok at the moment.
Oh, God, not again.
He's a big guy, so his bonnet's massive.
Yeah, get yourself over to the Luke and Pete show on TikTok
is the way to see probably, it may be unfair to say this,
but the little bite-sized clips of us that you only ever really need.
Get yourself over there.
So it's at the Luke and Pete show on TikTok.
I think we deserve to be called. I look at the luke and peach on tiktok i think we deserve
to be called i look at the other social medias right the instagrams and i go okay we're not as
attractive as some people so fine the twitter shit is fucking that ship sailed i think we should be
big on tiktok i said first social media i've seen where i've gone that works for us so get over there
and give us some support because we're always working really hard on it so we can sit around
talking about crap for half an hour. Yeah, good stuff.
Alright, well, we'll be back very, very
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Like, can't you just
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You've just got to be served up.
It's going to be like a tube that comes into your house.
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Saves you a lot of admin.
Certainly does.
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We'll be back on Monday with more of this.
Have a lovely weekend, everyone.
Say goodbye, Lukey Moore.
That's a Tic Tac special on Monday.
Looking forward to it.
See you then.
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