The Luke and Pete Show - Where can I park my Jet Ski?

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

Pete's trying to work out if he could park a Jet Ski on a double yellow line. Which we can all agree is great news for the Luke and Pete Show community.On top of that, the lads come to the realisation that it must be mad to work for the Guinness World Records and we read a quite baffling email about a fridge that appears to have been built into a fence. We must find out more!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [e-mail] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I've got a big box of lights in my attic-y sort of crawl space and I do not mind admitting that this week, me and the neighbours, it's a job that has been described as a two-canner, going to put up the lights. What, for the street? Yeah, for the street. Lovely stuff.

People have sort of like loved, lovers have come to our streets on previous years just to take romantic pictures in the luster of our... Why don't you get some photos and show us? Yeah, I can do. I mean, last year, somebody backed their truck into the tree outside my house

and destroyed some of the lights and I tried to rewire them. And I mean, the problem with cheap Chinese electronics, they do not label their wires properly. Right. How did you need to do your street? You try and solder them.

Well, I've plumped for a 2000 LED light collection properly right you're trying you need to do your street you try and solder them and well i've i've plumped for a 2000 uh led light um collection this year um i think it might be yeah too many too many but how'd you get the delivery of that i just they're not very big i just went to um b and q and got some get them get them in january when they're cheap come on it's hard for me to picture in my mind how many Christmas lights 2,000 is. Yeah, it seems like too much. Will that do the whole street? That'll do our side of the street, three houses.

Nice. Yeah. I'll show you. That's a perfect time, once you've done all that and shown a bit of community spirit, that's a perfect time to announce to them that you're getting a jet ski for Christmas. I'm going to be revving my jet ski.

I'm going to pop it in front of the car. Oi, oi, oi. Pete, you yeah but you flooded the road yeah but look at this that's not very nice of you so two can of jobs so you'll you'll um you'll be like elmas's name in um natural lampoon's christmas vacation yeah hanging off the roof by your foot i mean i mean to be honest my neighbor next door to me I mean can't be that happy with me because the computer that I built them about a year and a half ago

that's gone kaput again I was in a I think I said on a previous Luke and Pete show I was in a teenage boy's room fixing a computer and what went wrong with it

I got a new power supply for it and it seemed to work and then as soon as it got plugged in to the house it was it went pop again

how does a power supply it how does a power supply not how does the power supply seem to work before you plug it in no i plugged it into my power supply in my house but when it got plugged into theirs um i think it might be a surging issue but hopefully it hasn't blown the rest of the computer and just the power supply so the the timeline here is presumably they've asked you to build a computer for their son. Is that right? Yeah.

And so it's lasted for a year and a half. Yeah. And how many issues has there been ever since? Zero. One, when the 16-year-old lad

put the HDMI cable in the wrong bit. That's user error. That's operator error. So you're not covered for that. You're not getting me for that. You're not getting me for that. You're not getting me for that, Copper.

Yeah. And so there's no point of they thinking, oh, we should have just gone to a mainstream shop. Oh, yeah, that's where I've sent them now. This is above my pay grade.

I went in the mainstream shop, bought the power supply, and so I went, just take it back to them. They seem quite nice. Are you charging them a commission for this work? No, I'm down 50 quid

because I bought a power supply. What, you won't charge them for it? I will do eventually, but, you know. know. It's not going to be like your stack expenses is it? Once every three years. We're having to get business loans out because Donaldson's dropping his commissions. Unbelievable. Literally once every

three to five years. You're quite welcome. You're quite welcome. That's good. I bought a jet ski. There's been a lot of chat from the listener community on two things.

One is that people do genuinely and sincerely want you to get a jet ski. And I think if you were just to get a trailer for it as well, you better keep it at your house. Well, I'd be able to keep it outside my house.

I mean, could I leave a jet ski on a double yellow line? Because it's not registered, is it? It doesn't have a registration plate, does it? Yeah, try that. I'm sure they'll be fine with it. Well, I don't know. I mean, yeah, but who's going to just ticket it?

What are they going to do? Get rid of this, please? No, it's a jet ski. But you can't. It's going to be on a trailer, and the trailer's going to have a thing, isn't it? Does a trailer itself need it, or is it just an extension of whatever car you put it on? I think it might.

As long as it's got the same number plate as the car, you're fine. Yeah, because you just get extenders, aren't you? Yes, it's an extender. You just plug the lights into the wires, and then you extend it, don't you? How close are you to buying a jet ski? Be honest. and then you extend it, don't you? How close are you to buying a jet ski?

Be honest. I mean, I don't know whether you've seen the seaside in November. It's not luring me in. Perfect time to go. Very quiet to get a wetsuit. You have to run of the place, mate. I love the run of the channel, yeah. Yeah.

And the other thing that people responded to in quite a big way was you trimming your nose hair on the show. What, a bit of ASMR, they really enjoyed it? Kind of. Yeah. I've got a scalpel. I could do some body mods, shall I? Just put it down.

Just put it down. Peter, I've come to you with incredible news today. Incredible news. A great way to start the um to start the week is that um the world but this is very much at the time of recording yes okay don't come back at me this could change because when you listen to the subject matter you're going to know exactly what i mean there's nothing i can do about this i'm just reporting it as i see it right at the time of recording, a dog has broken the world record for the world's oldest dog. Right, okay.

I thought there was one quite recently, no? I thought there was a dog that lived to like 30 from New Zealand and he just ate scraps. Which is whenever I give Sammy a bit of lamb from my Chinese. That's probably why he's shitting in the house all the time. It's probably why he's shitting in the house. the time. It's probably why he's shitting in the house. How many times has Sammy shit in the house this week? Three times. That's not Monday.

That's suboptimal, isn't it? It's Monday. Yeah. Yeah, it's not ideal. Is it three times today? Seriously? Nah. He did it this morning.

Did he do it this morning? Yeah, he did it this morning. The problem is I will... No, in my luck, I'll just fucking, like did do it this morning. Did he do it this morning? Yeah, he did it this morning. The problem is I will... No, in my lack, I'll just fucking kick it. I'll step on it. I'll never step in it, but I'll kick it. Do you have to give... Obviously, I'm not suggesting at any point

you need to be disrespectful or abusive to your pet, but does there come a point where if he does that in the house, you have to deliver some kind of reaction to stop him doing it? The problem is, I think, once he's done it... He's not associating with it anymore. He's not associating with it anymore. So I can't turn up and go, no. The only time he...

He really responds to, no, no. But if he's... What's the example that you would say no about like that? Yeah, I'm not catching him poo. He's just doing it when I'm not looking. So it's a nightmare. So I'm just going... What other reason would you have for going,

no, no? If he's, when we're eating, trying to get the food. To be fair, out of all the dogs that I've come and gone out with, he's a lovely dog. He's well-mannered.

He's improved a lot. But it's just the poo in the house. He just needs to stop. That's the worst thing they can do, isn't it? That's the... No, sick. Dog sick in the house. He just needs to stop. And that's the worst thing they can do, isn't it? That's the worst. No, sick. Dog sick is the worst. Yeah.

There's nothing that gets a dog owner out of bed more than the noise of a dog going... Oh, that's not what you want. Oh, God. It's coming. It's coming. So, anyway, in lieu until Sammy breaks the record, of course, a dog called Bobby,

who lives with a farming family in Portugal. Just a lot of space to run around in it on the farm. He was born in May 1992, proven because he was registered with a vet service at the time. And the Guinness World Records has recognized him. The average age for his breed, which is a Raffaero do Alentejo, which I've not heard of. Cute little dog, little brown and white thing.

They're expected to live between 12 and 14 years old. So he's doing brilliantly. The record before that, as the world's oldest living dog, was a 23-year-old chihuahua. So the record's been absolutely smashed to pieces. Yeah. I mean, the smaller the dog, generally the longer they live. That's what I thought, yeah.

The big guys just don't sort of manage to last, which is tragic. Yeah, amazing achievement. I mean, 31 years old is incredible. I would also just like to add that, would it be quite an old job to work for the Guinness World Records? What do you mean, like years old is incredible. I would also just like to add that, would it be quite an old job to work for the Guinness World Records? What do you mean, like an old job? Odd job, sorry, an odd job. Odd job.

I think it would be, for me, I think the actual compilation of the records is the meat and potatoes, and it would be quite boring, I think. But I think the whole advertising, the fact that you've done a book about it is... I don't think anyone's reading that annual anymore. It used to be an absolute staple of the old Christmas thing, didn't it? Used to get that, used to get a Beano book

and a big sort of candy cane filled with jelly beans. Yeah, I used to always get Orr, Orr, Wally and the Bruins annual. I couldn't read Orr, Wally because my mum and dad said that I'd speak wrong. Oh, really? I used to read it all the time. Bit fucking rich. Fucking gutter old Northeastern accent they gave me.

A Guinness Book of World Records. And I told you before that novelty-sized dairy milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, huge. One of those little red vending machines with the tiny little ones, the little two-penny ones. Oh, that's cute, yeah. Delicious. But here's my point about the Guinness World Records thing, right?

I just think they're either too specific as to be irrelevant to the point where anyone could do it. The world record for lying in a bath of baked beans while reading so-and-so was sang on the telly and it's in November, right? Anyone can get that record. And the ones that are properly mainstream, most people can't know about anyway.

Yeah, and also, I mean, they'd love a photograph, a photo op with Lionel Messi for winning the Ballon d'Or a record amount of times. But he's not bothered, is he? But he's not bothered. That's not on his radar. Unless he also got a copy of the Bruins annual

every single winter. He wouldn't understand. He can't even speak English, I think. I wonder what, it'd be quite a nice little, because we are heading towards Christmas,

what the staples were that you would get every year for Christmas. Tangerine, let's get a tangerine. Yeah, but that's true. I think even your parents would be like, we are pretending that we are a wholesome family. Noine? Let's get a tangerine. Yeah, but that's true. I think even your parents would be like, we are pretending that we are awful sometimes. No, I've always got a tangerine

in the very bottom of my stocking. Always. Really? But we never had stockings, we just had bin bags. Really? Yeah, bin bags. You didn't have like a big Christmas stocking? Nah, bin bags. Just bin bags. We counted our love through size. A bin bag? Bin bag. Just a bin bag. A couple of bin bags.

Santa Claus isn't using a bin bag. He is if he's busy. Just grab a bin bag out of the sink. Just grab a bin bag for these absolutely naughty shit bags. Was there any kind of, I mean we should probably do Christmas stuff later in the year, but was there any kind of punishment for being naughty in your house? What, getting the bin bag?

What do you mean? Is it related to Christmas or related to the bin bag? Did your parents ever follow through on the threat to not give you anything? No, never. They wouldn't dare. How dare? They wouldn't dare, Luke. Why would they?

Why would they? Bloody well dare. I just think that there are certain things that we're just standing every year and the Guinness World Records, because World Records was good. But I presume Guinness have moved it all online. Why are Guinness even involved? What do you mean? In anything?

Why are they? Yeah, we'll do our own. But I guess you have to kind of like, someone has to be the, check these records, surely. Someone has to sort of get involved. Yeah, but Guinness has been involved in the World Records probably ever since we can remember. Is it a separate brand to the beer Guinness has been involved in the world records probably ever since we can remember. Is it a separate brand to the beer Guinness?

Yes, I think it is. Oh, so it's not world record sponsored by Guinness? Oh, yeah, no, I don't think it is. No, I think it just happens to be the company. I think that's the case. It would be a weird kind of branding decision to give books you know, books about booze to kids. Advertising,

yeah. Who was... Which one was shot at the door by the IRA? I don't know, but I'm just reading here. I've literally got the Guinness World Records website up here. Right? Right. Listen to this. I'll read you the first two sentences of their website. Guinness World Records, originally

Guinness Book of Records, the ultimate authority on record-breaking achievements, started out as an idea for a book of facts to solve arguments in pubs. Right. The idea came about in the early 1950s where Sir Hugh Beaver, managing director of the Guinness Brewery, attended a shooting party in County Wexford. There, he and his hosts argued about the fastest game bird in Europe and failed to find an answer in any reference book. Right. okay.

So it's like, it's a one-one-eight, isn't it? Pretty much. Basically, it is quite old school, isn't it? Yeah, quite old school, isn't it? I've got a very loud clacky keyboard, so you're going to have to allow me to type in a few oh it's Ross McWhirter no Norris McWhirter's the guy right? yeah but Ross McWhirter

was involved as well but Ross McWhirter was shot by the IRA I think I think that was the case, fascinating so you know Patrick Kilty yes his dad was shot by Ulster Freedom Fighters So, you know, Patrick Kilty?

Yes. His dad was shot by Ulster Freedom Fighters in The Troubles as well. Yeah. He popped up on that Once Upon a Time in Northern Ireland documentary series. Have you seen that? I haven't, no. On the iPlayer.

That's brilliant. And Patrick Kilty popped up. I was like, that's weird. Why is he on it? And his father, sadly, was targeted and killed by Ulster Freedom Fighters. Very, very sad business. And if you talk about, we've talked about like steady hands in broadcasting. Hilty's got to be up there.

He's good. He's good, isn't he? He's got a great show on either Saturday or Sunday morning on Firefly, which I often have on in the kitchen. Very, very good. Very common touch. There's a lot of good phoning stuff. I like him a lot. I think there's a lot of good phoning stuff um i like

him a lot i think he's a solid safe perhaps i was saying actually and you know the other day i don't think you're in the office at the time but you might have been i was saying for me the safest pair of hands in sports broadcasting is actually jules yeah we're talking about this but i but i said at the time could can anyone argue with the fact that I made a better journalist? What do you mean? A better presenter. Because I, and sometimes I would say something on the show, and I could see the confusion in her eyes.

And she had to deal with it. That's great. I was throwing curveballs at her all the time. She's going, this is like proper wax on, wax off stuff. at her all the time. She's like going out and... It's like proper wax on wax off stuff.

And I'd try and pull her out into a weird car park of nonsense and she'd have to sort of coax me back in and she coaxed me back in every single time. So yes,

you're welcome Luke. I did make Jules the best presenter on television. So she's forged in the fiery furnace of the people's minds. Exactly, exactly, yeah.

Well no one knows better than me how to do that there was a bit there was a actually a reply I think she put a clip

on Instagram and I was like mate I was really bloody good and I never give anyone props you know me but she was on

the touchline and she was just I can't remember who she was talking to but she just went the basic gist of it was like you're having a terrible

time at the moment and it was just no fucking about you just straight in there it was such a good uh bit of work she's so good joel you've got to be um pretty special to get a compliment unsolicited by donaldson exactly exactly but uh yeah good stuff did you realize you're actually talking about someone else and you sent it to the wrong person? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, I thought it was Jeff. It's possible, isn't it? Sorry, I thought it was Jeff.

I mean, she is the best. She's not going to be on the show any time soon again. No. But she is the best. Good for us. Yeah. Anyway, let's have a break so we can contemplate that. And when we come back, I've got an email here, actually.

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We're back with Luca Piccio. We're back with Luke and Pete Shaw. Luke, have you seen, I don't think you have seen, but have you thought about going to watch a film that has a man in it that I have just forgotten? Oh, good. Nicholas Cage's new film. Nicholas Cage's new film. Nicholas Cage's new film about dreams is, I think, being a bit of a fan of his,

and I've watched quite a lot of his stuff over the years. He's gone full Nicholas Cage now, hasn't he? He has, but I think people are starting to realise that he's in a world full of very boring talent in that sphere, I think we're starting to appreciate what he brought to the table. He's leaned in and gone, he's just decided to go maximum Nicolas Cage. He's doing about 60 films a year. Yeah, I think a lot of the 60 films a year had to do with him

buying a lot of stuff and then going bankrupt. But when we were in New Orleans, we went on a ghost tour to do with him buying a lot of stuff and then going bankrupt. But when we were in New Orleans, New Orleans, we went on a ghost tour and the bloke was at pains to point out every building in New Orleans, every haunted building that Nicolas Cage had bought because he just likes ghost stuff.

He just bought a lot of real estate that was apparently haunted, that's worth nothing. So his new film film Dream Scenario right yes so it's got Michael Cera in it who I love

it does and it's also produced by Ari Aster who I also love so I probably will watch it it's A24 isn't it it is flipping

it's the best film he's done I genuinely believe that I think it's absolutely brilliant oh you saw it yeah saw it on Friday

just the best film loved it oh good I'll definitely watch it then Yeah, I saw it on Friday. Just the best film. Loved it. Oh, good. I'll definitely watch it then. I'm up for it. I went to go see Killers of the Flower Moon last week. Whoa. Isn't that six hours long?

Is it six hours long? Four hours long? I went to see it at IMAX. My head was screaming at the end. So it has like an interval, doesn't it? It didn't. This one didn't. It was at BFI, mate.

They ain't fucking doing intervals at the BFI. It's full of beards. Hang on. How many hours is it? I thought it was like intervals at the BFI. It's full of beards. Hang on. How many hours is that? I thought it was like six hours. Four hours. Are you thinking of the Irishman? No.

I thought it was like four hours. The one with him from Wolf of Wall Street in. Leonardo DiCaprio, one of the most famous men in the world, yes. That guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was like four or five hours long. No, it's three hours 26 minutes that's got an interval in it I swear in some cinemas

they put an interval in there okay you may be right but I'm not accepting you telling me it had an interval in it because I watched it and it definitely didn't

maybe you just stayed behind you know like some people don't go for a pee at half time yeah you wanted to watch the half time kickabout there was a five

a side match in the middle of killing the flowers it was a good scene at the BFI because all the security people are there and they stop people

getting their phones out and they're really strict and I kind of liked it nice good I liked it I thought it was good I thought it was fine I didn't think it was

amazing or anything but for that length it just screams I'm going to watch that at home I cannot this is the thing

the weird thing for me is that I understand that someone like Martin Scorsese wants to preserve a medium that he's very passionate about and has dedicated his life to. So he sees... But he's making it worse doing it that long, though. We've spoken about this before. Well, no, but he's looking at Marvel movies and going, yeah, this is fucking bollocks, right? And I get why he thinks it's bollocks

and I get why he wants to preserve it and I guess that he wants to say look this is how long it's going to take to tell the story I don't give a fuck

about the run time for me it's about the story it's about tempo blah blah blah I get that but at the same time I kind of feel like some of the very

very best movies do pack a lot in yeah in a small amount of time so for example like Die die hard's a great example so much i don't think you'd appreciate that i don't think you'd appreciate that um that that uh comparison to be honest die hard is an absolute classic it is but it's but it does one thing well you know i wouldn't be comparing anything scott says he did in his later years to a man

stepping on broken glass with bare feet. You know, I mean, it does everything very well, but you wouldn't say that it's as important as whatever Scorsese

I just think the classic films back in the day would get everything done in two hours. I completely agree. If you cannot get it done in under two hours, you're not making films.

You're making like a series of films. So make it into a series of films if you really want to done in under two hours, you're not making films. You're making like a series of films. So make it into a series of films if you really want to, but. Yeah. And then he also said, didn't he say it like, oh,

people sit down on their sofa and watch Netflix for five hours. So they should be able to do this. It's not the same thing, is it? Who has the time for that? It's not the same anyway. Because people are kind of stopping between episodes and doing other shit. Yeah.

And some of these kids are watching it on double speed you know apparently they are mate you see the percentage of people that watch episodes on double speed it's quite interesting yeah I don't buy it personally I don't know how you can even

I'm very much if I go on the internet I click click click with my middle button and it sort of makes a load of I go I want to see that, I want to see that and it makes all of the new tabs and I go right I've got the gist of that one close that one down, go on the next one

close that one down almost like a speed dating speed awareness it's like is Netflix double speed? I feel like I might be second guessing myself is it one and a half time speed? Speed dating. Speed awareness. It's like, yeah, it's like... Is Netflix double speed? I feel like I might be second guessing myself. Is it one and a half times speed?

I think double speed would be too quick. I think one and a half. I can, if I've got to listen to a podcast, I'm not, if I'm editing a podcast, I'm not that or fair with, but I need it out to get out in pretty decent time. One and a half speed I can manage, but anything more than that,

you start to miss what people are saying, I think. Yeah, sometimes I feel like, I mean, we haven't done any live shows for ages, but when you do live shows, it's a great opportunity to chat to people who like your show for quite a long time, right? Because you see them in the bar or you go chat to them afterwards or whatever.

And it's like, that's kind of the only real consistent time you get to see people multiple people and then like sometimes the people they mean to be paying you a compliment but it can't it's actually it's actually quite insulting and the two things they say the two things that come up one is oh i listen to your show on the double speed so i can sleep at night and it's like why are you saying that and secondly oh what would be great is if you could put in the synopsis the time codes of all the the interesting topics and i could choose that's very you know what goes into this fucking show do you know what i mean i find that a little bit of a shame but um i i have never once in my life um listened or watched anything on more than the normal speed.

And I also don't understand why there's a slower speed. Is that for people who are learning English as a second language or something? Oh, that's not a bad shout, yeah. I mean, it's just having control of the media as you understand it. I mean, if you had a VHS player, God, back in the day, I would have loved a slow motion. I mean, there was a slow motion feature. For wanking, yeah. Back in the day, I would have loved a slow motion. I mean, there was a slow motion feature. For wanking, yeah.

But yeah, I'd love any chance to control. What VHS did you have that you used to give yourself a little treat to? Well, none of them belonged to me. I think there was Amazon Women on the Moon. It was like a kind of sketch show. What on earth? My dad had a poncho for any time there was a... I thought you were going to say

the sex scene in Top Gun or something. No, I mean it was a sketch show. It was a sketch film. It was Amazon Women on the Moon. It was like a sketch film. It was Amazon Woman and the Moon. It was like a sketch film which had like 20 sketches in it over two hours or an hour and a half. And it was all like kind of like naked.

I think it's from the people who made Naked Gun. There's a couple of sexy scenes in that. I seem to recall when I was a youngster. But that's right, really. Start a woman in red. I think it's a woman in red. Yeah. Red Shoe Diaries was sexy, wasn't it?

We talked about that. Red Shoe Diaries was sexy wasn't it we talked about that Red Shoe Diaries yeah Eurotrash all that good stuff oh Eurotrash was classic yep it was kind of weird though

the Romeo the Romeo cleaners would be on you get those I mean everyone of our race knows about the Romeo cleaners even though like

the Romeo cleaners I want to see them back it was basically viral before viral even existed well what I like about what I like about the fucking strong genetic beauty of the French

is that Anton... What's his name? Anton Ducon. Ducon. He's still fucking great looking. Like, he still just looks like a proper sexy European man. Like, he looks so good. And he's still doing TV over there.

And I just want him back on our screens doing stuff. Oh, yeah, he does look amazing. I've just Googled him. Doesn't he look amazing? Yeah. He looks great. Yeah. Good for him back on our screens doing stuff. Oh, yeah, he does look amazing. I've just Googled him. Doesn't he look amazing? Yeah. He looks great. Yeah. Good for him.

He's just a real institution. I would very much like, I mean, he's probably like their Michael Parkinson at this point, but I just want to see more of Anton de Corvres, his name is. Yes. And Jean-Paul Gaultier. It's weird to think of Jean-Paul Gaultier in his 70s now. Yeah. And it's weird to sort of think of like why why was jean-paul gote involved like it's such a weird kind of like um subversive kind of project for

uh a bit of an institution to be involved with back in the day it's it's it was a collection of things what's really in other what i think is really interesting about Eurotrash is that there's a few things, and I'll run through them. One is that I think it was a UK show. Yes, I think it was. People assume it was a European show. Yeah. No, it was all in English, wasn't it? So, I mean, yeah, I mean, it would be.

You're not having the French do it in English language. You used to do the translation voiceover. It was always like a really funny, like, northern accent, wasn't it? I think it was like, it like a woman who used to do an impression of Fergie. Do you remember her? She was sort of I'm a pig man.

And she'd be doing I'm a big pig man voice. And it would just be like that. What a voiceover. Well, actually, this is where you get onto the really interesting trivia about it.

The first season of that, it was actually Davina McCall. What? The first season of Davina McCall? That's surely pre-fame davina mccall she's in the first season of eurotrash voice obviously surely it must surely not she must she's not doing the stupid voices is she she was for the first season yeah well who did it after that because it reminds me of lisa tarver but i don't think it is lisa tarver kate robin

that's who it is yeah yeah and um and the other the other bit of truth i wanted to tell you was that um it also featured um nicola sarkozy's wife, Carla Bruni. Oh, right, okay. She was in it. Right. What was she up to? I can't quite remember. I think she was one of the kind of – because, you know,

it was obviously not quite politically incorrect because it was of its time. I think it was like she was one of the kind of just attractive women who would knock about on it. Like Victoria Silvestre was another one, wasn't she? I see, right. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And also, I looked this up um and the one thing is also baffling to think of

is that apparently this is back when tv was like properly tv because it ran from like the 90s through to like the 80s thousands it cost a half a million an episode to make but i mean yeah i mean how much of that is cork as well? A good hundred grand is cork. Come on. Back then, Lord above. Could I just finally say on You're a Trash, for those people who are listening,

if you don't know anything about what You're a Trash is, just look it up on YouTube. You'll know exactly what we mean. Also had the greatest theme tune ever. I don't remember, to be honest. It was a bit Austin Powers wasn't it yeah very much before Austin Powers though

yeah okie dokie good stuff oh can I just do an email before we go because I did promise yes squeeze it in

I'll do this one from Martin and this is weird so look get the running order open Pete and look at the photo I've just enlarged it

alright let me get this open Martin from Hull he says hello Luke and Pete I took this photo a bit ago without for a walk with my wife. For some reason, it's a fridge built into someone's fence. My wife stopped me having a look. I've always regretted not having a nosy inside,

and I'm intrigued as to the contents. Would you guys have had a look inside, and should I go back to investigate? So, Pete, do you just want to explain to listeners what we're looking at? I could not want to be more in H we're looking at i could not want to be more in hull right now i could not want to give us the coordinates for crying out loud uh martin from hull um so we're looking at the back of a pebble dashed uh garage um that uh or outhouse um and a fence with a gate built into it and sort of like a lot of like corrugated iron like a metal

uh and and glass kind of like um roof as well it's a poorly made lean-to roof isn't it it's a poorly made lean-to roof but um the the main focus of the sorry little tableau is um a black sort of fence um sort of gated by um uh um uh you would call them leaves in Britain. And in the middle of the fence, cut out, presumably with some kind of hacksaw, they've sort of pushed in what could only be described as a fridge. A fridge freezer. A fridge freezer.

And then they've painted the fridge freezer black to fit in with the surroundings. But it's not like the back of the fridge so like the the the kind of like the the elements sort of posting out it's a fridge it's the door the door of the the doors of the fridge and the freezer are pointing outwards where anyone can access them right it's the most bizarre thing i've ever seen in my life so first of all the scene itself is very bleak right yeah um knowing it's a hull makes it bleaker secondly there if you open that freeze door one of two things is going to happen something horrific is going to be inside. Your thirst may be quenched, though. Or, well, or... Might be a Coca-Cola in there.

You're going into another dimension. It's jizz. It's jizz in there. Little vials of jizz. Not all in there. You simply have to go back... You simply have to go back and ascertain whether it's like one of those sort of street libraries you see.

Oh, yeah. But it's a sperm bank where you can just pop in, deposit your stuff in the fridge for other people to use. Get yourself a kid. Oh, yeah. But it's a sperm bank where you can just pop in, deposit your stuff in the fridge for other people to use. Get yourself a kid. Yeah, exactly. As ever with these types of things, if we implore you as a listener

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