The Magnus Archives - MAG Fluff - Epiphany
Episode Date: August 13, 2020Back in the heady days of late 2019, we sought ideas from our Patrons on a more light-hearted scene from life at The Magnus Institute and the Archives. And they certainly delivered in spades.We presen...t to you one of the winning entries, Epiphany; a joyous romp in the Archives in this imagined scene from the latter half of Season 1.Content WarningTooth-aching fluff.We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed producing it. Alex, in particular, had a lot of fun with this. As you'll no doubt hear...Edited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt & Alexander J NewallWritten by Jack BeckwithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesPerformances:- Alexander J Newall as Martin Blackwood- Mike LeBeau as Tim Stoker- Jonathan Sims as The ArchivistCheck out our merchandise at https://www.redbubble.com/people/rustyquill/collections/708982-the-magnus-archives-s1You can subscribe to this podcast using your podcast software of choice, or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribePlease rate and review on your software of choice, it really helps us to spread the podcast to new listeners, so share the fear.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comThe Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Terms and conditions apply. Hi everyone. Alex here. Part-time nightmare merchant. Full-time sweetheart.
I'm here to talk to you about hope, joy and other fluffy human feelings I've been made aware of recently.
and other fluffy human feelings I've been made aware of recently.
Life is hard. We get it.
The world is a scary place at the moment and it can sometimes feel cruel, dark
and willfully manipulated by inhuman monsters
who don't have your best interests at heart.
Well, we here at Rusty Towers do have your best interests at heart
and we wanted to do something nice for all of you
who are feeling a bit overwhelmed, a bit peaky, a bit so-so. That's why we ran the Magnus Archives Fluff
competition, a chance for fans to write their own Magnus Archives content, horror-free and full of
love. So curl up under a blanket with the warm liquid beverage of your choice, close your eyes,
and enjoy the first of the winning entries. Epiphany by Jack Beckwith. Epiphany by M. K. Blackwood I was not expecting this. This was so much more.
You have stayed the hungry hunters. You have locked death's door.
For all your skulking, slinking, sneering.
For all I was fearing. I was not expecting this.
For you to step into the light and reveal yourself
I see you
I see the lamb you hide under the wolf's skin
I was...
Martin!
What are you up to?
Nothing, nothing
Notes
Notes, yes
Taking notes
Can I help you?
Oh, I thought I'd see how quarantine sleepaway camp is treating you.
Brought down a change of sheets for your cot, so I thought you might need it.
Oh, thanks, Tim. That's really kind.
Anything on your mind?
Plenty. Homesick. Mortal terror, you know, the usual.
I was actually thinking of trying to go see my mum, but, well, the worms and, you know, plus sometimes she can be...
Yeah, that's great. Anything else?
What?
Oh, come off it, Martin. I saw you in the break room the other day.
How do you mean?
Sasha and I were hosing down some of our little visitors with a friendly CO2 bath, and you could hardly be bothered by any of it.
You were just there, staring wistfully off
into space, running your finger around the rim
of your mug. I was
distracted. You
like someone.
Well, that's, I mean, I could
I really don't. Hold it.
Sasha owes me a fiver. So
who is it?
I don't have to tell you anything.
Is it Rosie?
I know you've been talking about her a lot lately.
Is this an interrogation now?
So it is Rosie.
It's not Rosie.
Oh, right, all right.
We're getting somewhere.
Oh, it's not David, is it?
Oh, Martin, you can do better.
I mean, did you see what he was wearing?
It's not David, and I don't want to do this.
Okay?
Now, if you could just please let me get back to... Hannah's married.
That doesn't necessarily mean that it's not her.
No, no, no.
Or, wait, are you being so dodgy about this because it's one of us?
This is Sasha, is it?
Tim, I'm literally begging you.
All right, fine, fine.
Have it your way.
Keep your precious secrets.
But between you and me, can I at least offer you a little advice?
I get the feeling you're going to anyway.
Look, nobody's going to notice you if you don't notice yourself first.
What?
Okay, look, that came out wrong. What I mean is, take care of yourself.
Because I know you, Martin.
You will give yourself away until there's nothing left of you to love.
That's not fair.
Oh, it's true.
And you know it.
Maybe.
Look, I'm telling you this as a friend. Just think about it, okay?
Whoever this is, they'll see how great you are, not because of what you have to give away, but because of where you stand firm.
And after all of... well, whatever the hell's been happening here, you deserve something for yourself.
or whatever the hell's been happening here,
you deserve something for yourself.
Hey, that... that really means a lot.
Thanks, I...
I will think about it.
Good.
Alright, well, I'm going to head out.
I've got some books to take back to the library.
Take care of yourself, too.
Always do.
Pew, pew.
Right, where
was I? Uh, yeah, yeah, okay.
I was not
expecting this, for the sharp
pain of jaws to give way
to your- Oh my god,
Tim, Tim, normal people knock, normal people
knock, Tim. Sorry, sorry. Hey.
It's not me, is it?
Would you stop? Because if it is, you know, dance card's open.
Just go away.
Just go away, Tim.
Just putting it out there.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
You cannot hide from me any longer, but I will try to hide from you.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What are you so irritable about?
Oh, it's just been having a bit of a time, you know?
Haven't we all?
What did Tim want? He was grinning.
Tim? Oh, we were comparing notes on the Hithergreen case.
Oh. I see.
Did you get anywhere?
Maybe. Too soon to tell.
All right, well, keep me updated.
I also wanted you to try and track down a Mr Marcus McKenzie.
His father gave a statement in 2003 I'm trying to follow up.
Bit worried about this one.
What? You? The father of all scepticism? Worried?
Just because I don't think it happened doesn't mean I can't be worried.
Oh.
You all right? What? I'm worried. Just because I don't think it happened doesn't mean I can't be worried. Oh. Er, you alright?
What?
Down here, I mean.
After everything, but out of house and home, it's not exactly five-star accommodations.
Oh.
You don't need to worry about me.
I believe I've made my case for being entitled to worry, Martin.
Of course.
Well, really, I'm fine.
Alright. Well, in that case, get back to work.
Just because you're living here doesn't mean it's not still a place of business.
You're not fooling me.
Oh.
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