The Nateland Podcast - #127 World War II
Episode Date: December 7, 2022This week, Aaron is missing in action so Justin Smith returns as guest host. The topic is World War 2 so of course the guys discuss Hollow Earth, bats with bombs, and a list of Nate's friends whose b...irthdays fall on Pearl Harbor Day.   Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Recording & Editing by Genovations Media https://www.natebargatze.com https://www.allthingscomedy.com https://www.genovationsmedia.com Email - Nateland@NateBargatze.com Babbel - https://babbel.com/nate  Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/NATE. That’s BABBEL.com/NATE for up to 55% off your subscription. Babbel—Language for life.  Rocket Money - RocketMoney.com/Nate   Get rid of useless subscriptions with Rocket Money now. Go to Rocket Money.com/nate. Seriously, it could save you HUNDREDS per year. That’s Rocket Money.com/nate.  Athletic Greens - AthleticGreens.com/Nate  Right now, it’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! It’s just one scoop in a cup of water every day. That’s it! No need for a million different pills and supplements to look out for your health. To make it easy, Athletic Greens Is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit ATHLETIC GREENS.com/NATE. Again, that is ATHLETIC GREENS.com/NATE to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance!  Mizzen & Main - MizzenAndMain.com  So if you want the BEST cold-weather clothing this holiday season check out Mizzen+Main. Right now if you go to MizzenAndMain.com and use promo code NATE, you’ll receive $35 off any regular price order of $125 or more.  That’s $35 off when you go to MIZZENANDMAIN.com and use our promo code NATE.
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Hey, I'm Jillian.
And I'm Patrick.
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Hello, folks, and hey, Bear.
Welcome to the Nate Land Podcast.
I'm here with Brian Bates, Dusty Slay, and filling in for Aaron.
Filling in.
Justin Smith.
I didn't even notice.
All right.
I don't think he's going to appreciate that right out of the gate.
Aaron is like getting caught
out of the country
or something like
that.
He got arrested
by Mexico.
His gout flared up.
Yeah, he had to
do something.
I heard he would
never make it
back to the country.
Yeah, yeah.
He had passport
issues.
Yeah.
His fair share of, you know, like cop stuff.
Getting arrested a bunch.
Constantly in trouble.
I can't even take the guy on the road.
Yeah.
Constantly in trouble.
It's a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm Jillian.
And I'm Patrick.
And together we make the podcast True Crime Obsessed.
If you love documentaries the way we love documentaries,
you might be interested in our show because we recap
all the documentaries that you're watching.
We've covered just about every true crime case
you can imagine. We're talking the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker,
the Ted Bundy tapes. What else?
The Turpin 13 with the amazing sisters
who basically tell the story. The girl in the picture.
Yes. All the documentaries you love to talk about
with your friends. We're your friends now.
We're the friends you talk about that stuff with.
Yeah.
We're True Crime Obsessed Podcast.
Stitch us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.
There we go.
I like that was good.
It feels good.
I mean, he looked like he was voice acting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's the voice they want reading that.
It feels good.
Athletic is high.
Could you just imagine the ad checkers like, come on, not Dusty.
Not Dusty.
Not Dusty.
I think sales are boosted.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gave up four packs a day.
I drink Athletics Greens now.
It's just getting better.
Get clean with Athletic Greens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what they should say.
It is.
Welcome, everybody.
Glad to have you.
We had an awesome week.
We got Justin Smith here.
We said fill in for Aaron.
Justin has a special out.
Yeah.
Coronation.
Yeah.
Out on YouTube right now.
It's doing so good, too.
It's awesome.
It's doing great on all the social media things.
Clips are doing good.
People are finding me.
And it's like the first week and a half we've had it out. It's awesome. It's great on all the social media things. Clips are doing good. People are finding me. And it's like the first week and a half we've had it out.
It's been great.
That's awesome, dude.
I watch it.
A lot happens in this special.
Oh, so much, dude.
It's crazy.
Some power outages, some hecklers.
I mean, the first time, like literally, I mean, I'm doing this whole thing.
I'm so nervous because I'm kind of doing it all by myself.
And you're like, all right, I built a set and all this stuff.
And the first show, like I'd just gotten off the phone.
Literally, I'd just gotten off the phone with you.
And you're like, hey, man, you're going to crush it.
And I walk on stage.
And within two minutes, the lights go completely out on my thing.
Because the light guy just hits the button.
And it goes dark.
And it messed with the lights so much that uh never get a good light guy out
i mean never we can't you can't do it which is it's so it's just so funny the lighting guy was
uh uh a comic also oh really yeah he opens for mark norman his name is corbin lemaster yeah
but he's like uh he goes dude i'm so sorry i'm so sorry but they when they turn the lights back on they uh um they it was like a red
like there was a red thing that like we had set the lights before and the shade was different yeah
and so we had to use that show like there was no cutting and editing yeah it was like all right
well because it looks so different yeah but it turned out i thought it looks great yeah that
makes it fun that's what makes it, you know.
It's the only part I remember.
Yeah.
Yeah. The only thing.
Sounds like an Undertaker versus Kane match.
I mean, it really was.
Let's go out, red tent.
Yeah.
But it was so much fun.
And then we had that guy.
I talk about Garth Brooks in the special,
and I talk about his lyrics and how people can finish his lyrics and I
do a line and then I do another line
and then this has never happened
before but a guy
when it's so quiet yells out
the next lyric to the
song and it was just so
perfect. Everything about it was like it was so
it was not what you would want but it
was so perfect for me.
That's what I think makes it feel so special is that it's so like oh this is this is this is like my this specials
my whole career where it's like nothing is gone as planned but it feels like it's perfect for me
and that's like that's that's how i got where i am yeah and so i'm i'm very proud of it yeah
that's great and if you you know we're proud of, Oh, thanks. Go to go, go check it out. It's coronation on YouTube.
I've posted it.
Uh,
we're in a land.
We're posted.
We probably,
I think we did post it.
We're posted again now.
Uh,
so they can see it.
Yeah.
You're the reason that that's the title because we were,
we were in,
uh,
he doesn't know what coronation means.
So yeah,
thank you.
I thought it was Corona nation.
Yeah. That's, I don't know what it means now oh so coronation is the still not no is the ceremony when uh when a prince or a princess becomes a
king or queen oh and so the reason i loved it because we talked about we were in uh our detroit
somewhere and i was sitting in a chair and it was like this weird kind of like
king like chair in a green room and nate goes it looks like you belong in that chair and i think
he was just talking about how white it was but i took it way more way deeper i say a lot of things
but nate he took my phone and he took a picture of it and it just got me thinking about what like
when a what a coronation is because it's the moment that who you were destined to become
like becomes like it's the moment that that destiny and reality meet yeah and so I was like
this is it's kind of perfect that this special turned out the way that it did because the whole
thing is is me kind of becoming who I was supposed to be and the special is clean like before this i was
not a clean comic i wasn't doing all this you know i wasn't doing what i'm doing now
and this is kind of like a changing my style and doing a bunch of stuff and still being me
very much and and now you're the king of comedy and now i'm the king of comedy that's right i
just got to get that crown but it's in the mail you know how ebay is yeah so the chair was great yeah so great yeah
yeah i mean it did fit i think the like if we have to do a studio update i think that's the
yeah the next chair yeah sitting it uh also i wanted to show you guys uh we had uh nick rochelle
eli and zoe cordell. They made this.
Eli and Zoe.
Eli was the one that he could name all the episodes.
You told me the episodes.
That's so great.
They made a Nate Land podcast from A to Z.
I believe they're on the Facebook group.
Yeah, they are on it.
Yeah, they're everywhere.
It starts with A is for Aaron, the host of Aaron Land that airs during Nate Land.
The answer to a question that's never been asked.
According to this, the best place to meet your spouse in the aughts was Applebee's.
And so like all stuff like that, it's just so cool.
And like I was just like reading through it.
It's just, J is for Justin Smith.
I made the list.
Fellow comedian and guest.
It's also for Jason, a candidate on the Mount Rushmore of horror villains.
And last but not least, it's for jokes, of which there are plenty.
It's great.
Yeah, it's so cool.
Dusty, I don't think you're in here.
No.
Yeah, I get skipped a lot.
Dusty, you're in the Ds.
D is for Dusty.
All right.
The newest addition to the show and host of Dusty Town,
Dad Gummit.
He's a great addition to the show and is supportive of Nate's dyslexia.
All right. That's so funny.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's just so clever, man.
You got your hat on.
Y is for you look worried, a perfect description of Bates.
No worries, though a couple of yee-yees from the crowd can boost his confidence.
This was a gift given to me out of Irvine, California.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I'll read this last one.
Z is for Zany's, the home comedy club for the guys
and the site of Nate's mural, version 2.0.
It's one of the last places you can find a cross-section
of all different types of people, backgrounds, races, religions,
can gather.
It's America.
That's very up-to-date.
Very up-to-date. I mean, they got some recent jokes in there.
Yeah. Yeah, it's so good.
Thank you, Cordell's.
People are talented. There's nothing less. You just dump it on the floor.
Yeah, that made a louder sound.
It just said it next to me. I mean, you have the best fans,
I think, of any group of people
that I've ever seen. Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, I think everybody's nice.
I'm not on the Facebook group,
but it's...
Everybody's incredibly nice.
Yeah, it's just awesome.
It's, you know,
nice little place
where everybody can just be nice
to each other and sweet.
Sometimes I try to jump in
and shake it up a bit.
Yeah.
Bring some drama.
The bad boy from Dusty Town. Yeah, yeah. Come rolling shake it up a bit. Yeah. Bring some drama. The bad boy from Dusty Town?
Yeah, yeah.
Come rolling up in on your horse?
Yeah.
I like to try to bring a little drama in there.
Yeah.
It's a good time.
Yeah.
I get it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've met them before, and then it was this weekend.
Cape Toronto.
We're in Huntsville. Little baby baits. Yeah. Little pop-up appearance. And then it was this weekend, Cape Girardeau. Where are you at?
We're in Huntsville.
Little baby baits.
Yeah.
Little pop-up appearance.
Yep.
Yep.
That was fun.
I was at the Ron Braun Center in Huntsville.
That was great.
I mean, the shows this weekend looked amazing.
Like, it looked great.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
I mean, they were all awesome.
And Little Rock and, I mean, Huntsville, Little Rock, Mobile,
Cape Girardeau.
That is it?
That's it.
Yeah.
And this week I'll be in Charlotte.
Charlotte and then some other places.
I already forgot where I'm going.
But it's, and then Midland, Texas, El Paso.
Feels like your vibe, Midland,xas el paso feels like your vibe midland yeah i like it uh
they're uh yeah the huntsville one the huntsville show was great and uh my wife's from there my
wife saw all these concerts they were going up so it's cool to be back there uh or you know to
be there and like she you know went to all that stuff there they have an unreal green room uh
also very nice security
guy but it's very funny i talked to him i'm on stage with harper uh like you know four doors
or anything and me and harper just standing up there and uh talking and then the guy asked and
i had this happen twice this weekend actually uh but they you know they not everybody knows
i got my hat on i'm like this so guys like hey is this like a band like you know people work there i don't think they the way i can maybe not know a city they don't really know
they're just going to work right so uh he's like you know if this is like got music or something
i was like nah it's a comedian and he's like oh okay and then uh then i was like john my god
hopefully he's good or you know you never know like just whatever and then he's like oh you know
he's very nice and then i just i was like well it's me actually uh and then he's like oh you know he's very nice and then i just i was like
well it's me actually uh and then he's like oh okay he's like man it's crazy you comedy like
people it's like hard to very sweet guy i'm not trying to say this in a mean way but it's like
they don't i feel like they don't know how to talk to comedians which is fine we're not like
i don't know we're not like it's they're just bands are everywhere yes and so he's like
you're finally he goes ah it's crazy do comedy goes full-time it's standing on a stage in an
arena you're like i'm here yeah yeah i was like well you know just a part-time gag i dabble with
it a bit uh very funny main thing is home depot assistant manager but i'll do the arena once in a
while and uh he did catch it he goes well i mean i guess you're here so beautiful but it is yeah The main thing is Home Depot assistant manager, but I'll do the arena once in a while.
He did catch it.
He goes, well, I guess you're here.
But it was very funny.
I was like, yeah, you know, just trying to bounce around.
I feel like there's a bunch of added pressure.
When you meet somebody that's a comic,
there's a moment of panic.
I got to be funny now.
It's like, no, no, no.
I'm not at work.
You can just be a normal person. we were doing so good before this yeah i yeah i uh i want them to be
funny yeah yeah i'm like tell me a joke i'm a comedian i need a new joke uh tell it to me
yeah no he was very he was he was great he was cool and then the next in uh cape girard or two we had some guys uh that were like helping uh and this they were uh they have a good thing it's called
breaking bonds and it's like uh i think it's for people that have struggled or had trouble in the
past and they and they get them straight and then so then they work and they find them jobs so
they're helping like set up the stage with our the stage
crew that we have that's our everyday one then they come in and help and they were all super
cool and then i talked to one guy his kid comes over he was 21 and he's like uh same kind of thing
y'all know what's going on here like whatever and he was talking to me dustin chafin and becky own
and uh it's like our comics or you know whatever said it's us and then he's like oh
man it's crazy and he tells he's like let's see some of your act he wanted me and we're like i go
what and he's like just do some of you know he's like you can't do any of it right here and i go
like us just standing here and i was like no that's not gonna be that's gonna be the worst
dude i was like he goes on he goes and dustin was laughing he goes i mean that guy's giggling we gotta you know like he just couldn't
he's like just get it going you know and that's what i love dustin does is like hey if we just
start the show then like more people will show up yeah yeah like that's and i was like yeah it's you
know it's not gonna be uh yeah i always hate that because i'm like i'm gonna do a joke for you you're
not gonna laugh and then from now on you to be like, that guy's not funny.
Yeah.
I met that guy one time.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did his act in front of me.
Yeah, on the street in Cape Girardeau.
On the street in Cape Girardeau.
And it was not good.
Yeah.
Well, I will say you always do good.
I love when I watch your shows from the side stage.
You always do well with people that work in those auditoriums that don't know you.
And you can
tell they're not you can tell they're like usually they're like theater people or they're like music
people and a lot of times they don't like the worlds don't vibe with comedy yeah and but i
always love watching people that would not typically be a fan of yours and i watch you win
them over and that's like my favorite thing where a i watched a dude in memphis like he was
in a chair and you did a joke i forget what joke it was but he just turned he just turned and he
looked through the like the top of his eyebrows at the guy next to him and he goes man this dude's
funny yeah and it was just it was such like a genuine like moment and i was like to watch you
like win people over that wouldn't ever like like the algorithm, like your stuff wouldn't find them.
We win the people that are forced to be there.
Yeah.
Like they're, you know, those are the, it is fun to make.
It's a relief for them because they're like,
I got to be here either way.
Yeah, yeah.
So good thing this seems fun.
At least it's enjoying.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that kid was very, he's straightened his life up.
And so we were told how great that was and stuff. But it was funny that he was like he's he's straightened his life up and so we were told
him how great that was and stuff but it was funny that he was like yeah just do it and those guys
were when i we laughed they're like great job like they were cool do you think if dusty was with you
when you left they'd be like no you stay here you're with us well that yeah they're like yeah
when you get done you come help change some light bulbs here i I would have introduced you to their success story. Yes.
I broke some bonds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, fun weekend.
Did you all have it?
I was in – yeah, I was with you.
And that's why – the Ron Baran Center is so big.
I drove down separately, got there, thought plenty of time,
went in the back door.
Tony, this guy, said, yeah, we're just coming in.
And couldn't find anybody.
I thought, I'll just stand on stage so they don't know.
I don't stage quite a while.
And then all these women keep coming in.
And I finally asked, like, what is this?
And they're like, this is the sound of music.
I was on the wrong stage for quite a while,
just loading it as they load in for the Sound of Music
so
I'm glad I asked or I could have been in the production
I mean that's
Bates
that's a Bates show right there
it's like halfway through before I realize I'm out there singing a solo
you go up
just standing on this stage of Sound of Music
I mean how do you even get into it
how do you even get into it?
How do you even?
I didn't know they had another theater.
Well, they do.
People are like, what are you doing here? You're like, I'm performing tonight.
Yeah.
And they're like, okay.
Who are you playing in Sound of Music?
I don't know.
One of the Von Trapp?
What is it?
Yeah, one of the boys.
Von Trapp?
Yeah.
Von Trapp and the Von Braun Center.
They're doing like a future episode
where they have the kids
come play
be adults
grandfathers
you're the
you're one of the twins
yeah
but as an old age
yeah
the other twin didn't make it
it's like
oh we went through
some tough times
you know what's so funny
is you were talking about that
and you guys kept saying this
and I realized
that I was confusing
Fiddler on the Roof with The Sound of Music and i was like i don't think that's how it
yeah when do they start doing like i was i was lost when you guys were doing that whole thing
and i was like i'm just bates walked in and he was standing on top of a roof crooked and he goes
well this is not comfortable i don't and i don't need a fiddle out here yeah i think his name must
be doing a one-man show type of thing.
It's got a big production.
What is this, John Crist?
He just keeps adding trailers.
I mean, it's crazy.
Look at this green room. There's so
many snacks. How many people are on this show?
Oh, and I was with Henry Cho
Friday night in
Ringgold, Georgia, and he takes questions from the
audience, and someone asked,
when are you going to be on Nate Land again?
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah.
And then he did a VIP afterwards, meet and greet,
and the guy wore a Batesville t-shirt
with my face on it.
That's funny.
Did you sign it?
No, but I
made sure I pointed it out to Henry.
You gave me a sign and he goes no that's good i was wearing ironically yeah
where were you at uh i was here this weekend i went and saw marin on saturday oh yeah um and
and andrew stanley yeah uh opened for him him Andrew's a good commenter from
Atlanta
but it's like
I was like
I was so excited
because
I was like
I don't
because Marin's
getting older
so you don't know
how long you're
going to get to
see him
not that old
I mean
it's just
he's 58
but it's still like
he's 80
I mean it's
can I tell you
what it is
I think it's just
the fact
Rickles
I think it's just the fact thatickles i think it's just the fact
that i i follow him on instagram and i watched some of the things that he posts and i'm just like
like the way that he's posting now you're like oh this is a guy that maybe doesn't quite understand
like so like the social media that he's posting you know how just like it just feels older than
like like i think that's why i feel like that so So I was like, I gotta get, I gotta, like, you want to see them like when they're still like, it's, you know, when they're still
like producing. Yeah. But I, yeah, I think he still is. Yeah. He absolutely was. He blew me
away for two hours. It's a, but I do understand that like posting the videos, like you can,
you gotta, you gotta be able to catch yourself to be an age to go like, all right, I need to
probably not post. Cause it can, you can really show your age catch yourself to be an age to go like, all right, I need to probably not post.
Because you can really show your age.
Right.
That is true.
I'm not saying he's doing that.
I think he just does it and it's him.
Right.
But that is very true.
Because you can just post.
I always joke about you posting your camera.
But you do.
But that was like a mini joke.
When I said you'd always have it too close to you
yeah you have it like here and it's like you're because but if someone gets too old it's like
yeah you got to catch so if you you know if you're like i don't want everybody you know you're like
i don't want it to really look like hey i don't know what i'm doing right because because people
are posting there's ways that they do it now and so i i'd imagine, I guess, you know, I don't know.
I mean, people pick out outfits just to be on social media now.
Like, it's like crazy.
Where it's like, and I've even noticed, like, there are certain videos where if I wear something, like, ridiculous, it's like the video.
Like, I can feel that people don't respond as well.
Yeah.
I can see you watching, checking what I'm wearing now.
You're like, well, that's what you chose to wear today?
That's great.
I would, and all the kids listen, remember social media is not real.
Always just remember that.
You see all these people post this stuff.
These people have all these, it seems like everything,
they show you, Dove Davidoff, one of the jokes,
he gives like this social media, he said it shows a moment of time.
Like it's a moment.
It's not your life.
It's not.
It's just like a second of that day.
Like, you know, and you hope kids remember that.
Sometimes if I have my wife film something for me or something, we'll end up fighting about it.
And then like, and then it'll go.
She'll go, all right, all right, all right.
Just do it.
Just do it.
And then it records.
And I'm like, all right, we're having a good time.
But like two seconds ago, we were mid-fight.
And now I'm like, I can't even do it now.
I can't fake happiness.
So.
I wish you would leave there.
Fine, just do it.
And you go, hey, we're having a good time.
That's one that I would catch is to like not say, all right, go.
Like that's a big one.
I think if you film something, it's like just nod, don't,
because there's a lot of like, all right, go.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
You know, like the person's, it's like just point.
Right.
It like adds to it.
Yeah.
Well, it's like in television, they don't, if they count you down, it's usually five, four, three,
and then they point.
They don't say two, one, so you don't get caught doing it.
Yeah, yeah.
Two, one.
I think now the hard part is if you film anything out in public, you just have people watching
you do things.
When I film stuff in my apartment, I literally have a
dog park that's like next to my apartment. So literally one of the times I was doing a thing
for Halloween, I was filming like a different people that pass out candy. And each time I would
open the door and like a different outfit, I just had a row of dogs just watching me do this with
all the people. Like, so all these people are just trying to take their dogs out
and smoking cigarettes,
and they're watching me come to the door in ridiculous outfits.
And I'm just like, this is so stupid.
Why am I doing this whole thing?
And then when it's all done, you're like, oh, I guess that was okay.
Whenever I'm filming myself in public doing something,
and then I see an older couple, I want to be like, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry this is happening.
I'm sorry that the world has changed in this way.
I make fun of people like me too.
Yeah, I always would want to.
Yeah, I don't.
Even we walk around filming stuff on the road,
I get real uncomfortable with it.
And where I'm just like, I don't want a camera following.
Like it just feels dumb. But it is is it's like you're putting stuff out but then you're just
like i'm so uncomfortable yeah the final product usually makes it worth it yeah but in the moment
it's like ah this is ridiculous yeah yeah i don't it's yeah yeah i that's the thing i hope you know
like i know a lot of people uh it's like if you ever feel sad,
if you're on social media, like it all goes back to social media.
I think it's all because you're just looking.
Because it is.
You look and I get annoyed.
You look at it and you're just seeing like these, you know,
because so many people just like talk in it.
It's like almost like that's your friend.
As you're just talking, when people talk and they're not looking at it, you're almost like you like that's your friend as you're just
talking when people talk and they're not looking at it you're like man that's a lot like you know
but i guess they get into that rhythm and it works you know they like it if you like it but
then you also can't you just can't look at it and then think like man because it looks like
everybody's doing something it looks like everything's happening for everybody just
think about your one even if you just thought about one thing in the morning.
If I was like, we just posted podcast, record, and then whatever.
Anybody else that feels like they're doing nothing is like,
God, I'm not doing anything today.
They're doing that today.
And you're like, no, no, dude, we might do this and then sleep for 20 hours.
All right, it doesn't matter.
Hashtag on the grind.
On the grind.
Yeah.
Everything.
Yeah.
Is that Bates posting?
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah.
I was about to be like,
I would like to see the video of that
show the microphone
and it just being jerky.
Like, it's like,
you see Bates,
it's just like,
he's like,
what is it?
Hawk, get it?
Squirrels.
Where were you at?
I went out to California.
I did a private gig, but I went out to the farm country.
I don't know you're working.
Yeah, exactly.
Post a video.
Yeah, I don't like people to think I'm sitting around.
If there's not a date on the calendar, I'm still working.
But I went out to farm country, Turlock, California, where they raise a lot of almonds.
And I went to a dairy farm.
This guy had a dairy farm where like hundreds of cows could sit on this.
They walk up and then the thing moves.
It's a circle and it moves and each and a cow just keeps stepping on.
And then it like kind of robot connects to the, to the udders and milks them as it goes
around. And then when it's done, it just pops off and then the cow exits. And it blew my mind. I
mean, my dad grew up milking cows, but he was like milking a cow with his hands. I mean, this thing
blew my mind. And is it like the New Jersey gas pumps when you don't have to pump your own gas?
Yeah, I guess so for the cow. Yeah. They're like finally you know i don't know but maybe uh you know the cow i guess
the cow would be the the pump the cow would be the car oh yeah opposite yeah they just like you
know but it was i've never seen anything like that i've seen a bunch of dairy farms but this
was pretty mind-blowing.
Do they say raisin almonds?
Is that how they say it?
They probably say grow.
Like they go through school and you have a family, you have parents, you have two walnuts.
Yeah, they're like a family for you. That's where the Blue Diamond Almond place is at, is right there.
I saw that factory, Blue Diamond Almonds.
I got to go visit our walnut today.
Yeah, you spend time with them you know you get to know them yeah and then they say
they take a machine and grab the tree and shake the tree and that's all they get all the almonds
out of it i think they'd come up with a better way you would think but they they have a machine
that just shakes the tree yeah like it vibrates and they all fall off maybe that is the cleanest
way for it to do it like you, you know, you're not pulling.
And they grow pistachios.
And it's just fun to see because we have so many things in containers that you don't even think about where that came from.
Yeah.
You know, you go to the gas station, buy some pistachios and you're just eating them in the car.
You don't think about them growing on a tree.
Yeah.
At least I don't.
I was in the place where they make containers this
weekend okay all right you don't think about what goes in there yeah yeah you just always see them
you know you're like you don't see them with nothing on them it's like let's see from the
beginning right it's nice yeah it is good i'm glad we got to see it all yeah you know all right
uh start off with you guys uh with your comments world cup comments i think we
nailed it uh also i mean do you have a vandy thing did anybody well uh you know last week pre-recorded
and last week you had your vandy vandy gear on and uh we were like i'm like we're bowl bound and
you're like i don't jinx us, but I'm feeling good.
And Tristan put the score up while we were saying all that.
Oh, really?
That's funny.
So it's showing that Tennessee winning 56 to nothing while we're like,
I don't know.
I'm feeling pretty good about it.
I got a helmet from Coach Clark Lee, new helmet up there.
He wrote a very nice note.
I've not gotten to meet him yet.
But, I mean, I'm a giant fan.
It did not go our way, but I still love where we're headed.
We had a lot of fun.
World Cup comments.
Jeffrey Schell quits.
Amazingly, they managed to know less about the World Cup and soccer
than they did about physics.
I love these guys.
Yeah.
Well, we're physics geniuses. I don't know how that's even a shocker yeah yeah uh i've been watching the world
cup i watched uh the u.s felt like we should have won that uh what is weird to look at the stats for
a soccer game because i never i never watched soccer other than the world cup but the watch
like the the way they monitor like possession time and stuff like that,
and you're like, these are stats I didn't even know that existed.
And then by the end of it, you're like, well,
I feel like we should have had a better performance than that.
I think we should.
My brother, who does know about –
but a lot of people were saying that our coaching was –
that we should have had a different game plan than what we did.
It just didn't look – yeah, it looked bad.
Like we should have scored – there was like one up at the top.
It was like – I mean, I think everybody thought we should have beat that team.
Yeah.
And then we would have played messy, which would have been cool.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Seems like they played messy in the game you guys are talking about.
Boom.
Solid stuff right there.
That's pretty solid right there.
Well, I sat next to your brother, Derek, at the Vandy game,
and he was giving me such a hard time about the World Cup
where I talked about the goal of the century.
And I was like, yeah, he basically just went down and kicked it in the net.
He's like, that's all you said about it.
And then he made a valid point about we're watching football.
He's like, a play last three to four seconds.
And then there's like a 45 second wait for the next play in football.
We're in soccer.
It's there's always something happening.
Yeah.
That's what I like about our football is that weight you get,
you get to reset,
you know,
there's a play happens and it's a reset with soccer.
It is.
It's too like hockey for me too.
It's like,
it's just,
this go,
I mean, this go i mean
it's going the whole time i need breaks uh after every four seconds yes i think i like it's like
i like the idea that soccer though it's like just it's it's almost a little just it's peaceful to
watch like it's just kind of you know it's kind of always going and then they kick it in and it's
oh super exciting yeah and then it's like you know it's like sometimes in football like when you it is like you you see a play and you've been waiting
you're like oh what's this gonna be then it's just like a one yard falls right in the ground
you're like and you get sometimes you feel like you gotta wait you know because watching football
plays not work is the worst oh yeah just seeing just seeing just three runs and the guy gets a yard.
Up the middle each time.
Up the middle tackled every time.
And you're like, oh my gosh, dude.
This is awful.
When it doesn't work, it looks like there's no plan.
Yeah.
Because you have 12 pieces moving.
And so when a run up the middle can be so complex where it's like,
what's supposed to be a zone read where the whole thing is supposed to flow
to the left or the right, and then you have your safeties and all this stuff,
and then at the end it just looks like a bunch of guys
just kind of ran into a pile together.
Yeah.
And you're like, it doesn't look good.
You're like, well, sometimes football doesn't look good.
Yeah.
But I think, to me, the soccer aspect is like,
I just don't like the theatrics that come with, like, the slide tackles and all this.
And you're, like, and some of them are legit, like, I mean, because an ankle is, like, the hardest, like, most sensitive part, like, of your, like, I mean, it's crazy.
But it's, like, I just, I don't like the idea that it's, like, oh, I have to roll around until I see that guy reach into his pocket.
And then it's, like, oh, I did my thing. Like I see that guy reach into his pocket. And then it's like, oh, I did my thing.
Like, I don't like that part.
Just like.
Well, I feel like they do a pretty.
Like, the only thing with the World Cup is I agree, too, because that's what I was
talking about soccer is like, you know, they're on the ground.
They're screaming.
They're like, you're like, oh, man, I can't watch.
You're like, I don't know who because they scream.
And you're like, all right.
You try to give the guy the benefit of the doubt.
Then he gets up and runs.
And you're like, well, why did you scream scream and it's like they're trying to draw all this
stuff uh but the world cup i felt like they like it feels a little more like we ain't putting up
with you know they fall and they scream but it's like it feels like it kind of moves like it's like
yeah yeah we're just keep going right uh but Soccer, I think, was known for being overly.
Derrick said they can get you a card, a red card,
and then kick you out or something.
Like if you overdo it. Yeah.
Like if someone's flopping the whole time.
I mean, the NBA started doing that kind of flopping
where that stuff really hurts a game.
Oh, for sure.
I mean, I remember watching when Russell Westbrook was in Oklahoma City.
He tore his ACL, and then he played the second half of a game.
You're like, I want that level of toughness.
Or even in football, I've seen dudes have ankle injuries,
and they just go and get re-taped, and they come back into the game.
And it's like, y'all just pause the game.
I want to see, because also there are tough dudes in soccer.
Like I remember, what is it, like 10 years ago there was a guy that out of nowhere
he just headbutted a dude in the chest.
And I was like, all right, like if soccer was more like that dude,
like I would be so into it.
I think they might be, and we don't know.
Yeah, let's bring more headbutts in.
I'm for that.
I'm just saying that. I'm more headbutts in i'm for i'm just i'm just saying
that i'm for headbutts on all sports and football players fake too if a team's marching down the
field the defense will just collapse yeah slow it down i tell you what these football players
with their i was just saying they're getting uh injured like our uh concussions or i mean dude
it feels like it happens every game.
Like someone gets hit and it's like just brutal.
And I guess that is – they were saying they didn't point it out before.
Sorry.
I don't know how to work it.
I don't know why there's volume on it.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't have to show it.
But I think we did show it.
We did last week.
We showed it in the World Cup thing.
Oh, you talked about the headbutt thing?
I don't know.
I'm sorry. I don't know why. My volume's off here. I don't know why there's still volume to it. Yeah, yeah. We did last week. We showed it in the World Cup thing. Oh, you talked about the headbutt thing? I don't know. I'm sorry.
I don't know why.
My volume's off here.
I don't know why there's still volume to it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all right.
It's all right, buddy.
I'm new to working the computer.
This is the first laptop I've ever touched.
I just want you to know it was a topic that I brought up, so I appreciate you trying to do it.
Yeah, I really.
Nate, shut it down.
I really appreciate you doing it.
Do you need to put a piece of tape over there?
Yeah, I mean, they're watching me.
Yeah.
You like to let them know every now and again where you're at?
Yeah, you know,
I want them to think
I live here.
Yeah, yeah.
You know,
that way they won't come.
You want to save a few of that?
Because you're on your grind.
Right.
Yeah, you want to tell them
this is where I live?
Yeah, I live here now
in this room.
Yeah.
This is where I'm at
most of the time.
All right.
There you go.
They know.
My mom watches the podcast.
She said this picture behind me,
she said you look like
the guy from The Professional
you ever see that movie
with a guy
I've seen it
I've never watched it
but it's
it's a great movie
yeah
fantastic
I need to watch it
because it was like
it's him and a little girl
right
yeah I see it all the time
Natalie Portman
yeah
oh yeah
Gary Oldman's in it
Gary Oldman's like
the best bad guy
my mom said you look like
this guy in that picture
alright
I like that The Professional thank you yeah alright thank Gary Oldman's like the best bad guy. My mom would say you look like this guy in that picture. All right. I like that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You look like the bad guy from the first Mission Impossible.
I think it's this one.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
But yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
I like it.
Thank you.
Milton Motti, coming from Europe, this episode was super fun to watch.
The mistakes made
were horrendous don't get me wrong but you guys the guys either figured them out or simply moved
on are exactly what we love about the podcast on the other hand when some of you mentioned
something right i was getting super excited and feeling happy for you that's what you want that's
the right attitude yeah i appreciate that yeah we had so many people say, I can't listen to this anymore.
I'm too involved in it.
You guys are just upsetting me.
But Milton took it in stride.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to not take soccer so serious.
Oh, they couldn't listen to the World Cup episode
because they were too...
They're into the World Cup.
Yeah, too involved.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm involved.
I've watched.
Pippa Silvia.
As someone who does watch the Tour de France every year,
I find it very exciting to watch.
I found trying to convince people to watch it is a fruitless endeavor.
I'm not saying everyone should watch every stage in its entirety,
but watching the last hour or so does the job.
I could see that.
Yeah.
I think it's if you understood it.
It's like a lot of stuff.
If I knew everything that was going on but what's there to know i think that's what soccer is like the leagues and even
all that like i was talking to chase or merch about my son uh he uh he he i was talking to him
about uh the the leagues i was like messy Messi and Ronaldo. It is.
It's hard to explain it.
When do they play?
It's like Barcelona and Real Madrid play in this league.
And I'm like, so they have a season?
Are they in the championship?
I think I would love it once I understood it.
But it's just, you've got to have the time.
The one thing that I love about that soccer does
is the leagues that they're in.
So if you perform poorly, they kick you out of the divisions.
So I wish that would happen in college football where it's like, hey,
if you're like – because a lot of teams are kind of just grandfathered
into a place and you're like – like Kansas for the longest time
in the Big 12 was just like,
yeah, we're just going to do whatever.
We're going to put all of our budget on basketball.
And it's like, yeah, but it would be great if you could just contribute to this.
Like the Big 10.
So you want Kansas kicked out of the Big 12?
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is that it's –
You can't keep up.
You're out.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, in football, I think it's a thing.
Because in basketball, they're killing it.
But it's like there's just no incentive for them to be good
because it's like when at the end of football season,
they just break up the money they make equally.
So there's no incentive.
They just pocket all that money without putting any in.
Yeah.
So that's like the – I like the soccer system of if you don't do well,
then we demote you, and if you do well, we promote you.
Yeah.
I think you're taking
a shot a little more than kansas i wasn't gonna say i mean uh i don't know who you could be
kansas do good this year i mean i'm talking about northwestern too yeah yeah yeah northwestern won
a rose bowl bill bridgeforth and that was a hundred years ago but bill bridgeforth you guys
didn't mention the best part about watching soccer. No commercials.
They play an entire half without stopping.
It's hard to go back to football and see the same ads every five minutes.
I agree with that.
I didn't realize that.
That is a big encouragement for me to watch soccer.
I hate commercials.
It's straight up 45 minutes.
So you like, I mean, well, and the added time or whatever,
but it's like that's only a few minutes.
But it's like just, it is nice to be like, clock
starts, game starts,
and you just sit there and watch it. And then at halftime
you can go do whatever you want to do, and
come back second half, you watch it. It is
great. It's great. I love
seeing commercials and they have the jersey
just filled with things. Oh yeah, their jerseys
are, there's ads going around the thing, but
it's like, I'd be like,
I'd do that. I'll take it. I mean, the way the NFL's like i'm i'll be i'd be like i'd do that i'll
take it i mean the way nfl is like doing that half and half screen now makes me furious because i
feel like they just added more commercials right and so they're like they can get away with it
more like oh this counts you're getting to we'll show you both you're like i i'm yeah yeah and
then no music at halftime anymore i'm done with that too no bands at halftime anymore. I'm done with that too. No bands at halftime.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I enjoyed the – they had like a crazy band for the Mexico City.
It was like a – what's the brass – Like a Marachi band?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm into that.
It's the bigger one.
Okay.
But there was like 18 people on stage.
Are you talking about Monday Night Football?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, this is chaos.
I love it so much. I'm into that, but the jonas brothers were doing one i was watching and i'm like i don't
yeah i mean i'm not i'm not trashing the jonas brothers but i'm not i don't care i'm watching
the football game they should make stuff more for just you yes yeah yeah yeah it's not like
you're talking about thanksgiving yeah yeah i mean it's not necessary i don't need it it's
the superbowl and they should know yes dusty doesn. I don't need it. It's the Super Bowl and Thanksgiving.
Yeah, they should know.
Yes.
Dusty doesn't like it.
I don't know.
I didn't see anybody going, man, I love that Jonas Brothers at halftime.
But if Waylon Jenning came out.
Yeah, well, that'd be different.
That would be true.
Well, they should do more stuff like that.
I'll agree with that.
I will agree with that.
Royale, we cheese.
Dusty's wife's story about her childhood soccer team is essentially
the plot of the movie little giant they might have took it from her yeah i mean rick moranis
was in that right little giants yeah he's canadian so he might have for all i know he stole that idea
that's true you know get to the bottom of that all right uh holiday shopping comments you skipped
one oh one more. World Cup comments.
Rena Camps.
Rena Camps.
Hey, guys, I'm in America living in Qatar.
Been here since 2018.
Qatar is a pretty cool place,
and there's so much incorrect stuff floating around on the internet about it.
Alcohol is available here.
Wow.
And has been for at least the last decade.
It's not just sold as widely.
It's just not sold as widely.
Oh, it's just not sold as widely.
Wildly.
Women can sunbathe at hotel beaches
and even the beachfront neighborhood I live in.
It's pretty amazing living here.
Nice people and so safe.
Nate, you could come do a show here.
Yeah, look at that.
I'm in.
I love it.
Well, she didn't mention you, but.
I'm just letting you know, though.
I'm in, though.
You know what I mean?
I'm in.
It does seem like your kind of place, though, doesn't it?
Yeah, I mean, I'll go.
I mean, if you need someone.
I guess they have an emir.
I said king last week, but someone said it's an emir is the ruler.
There you go. And it's the last we ever heard of reina she's like you can do everything she's been doing all the rule they're
like no no we never said that a man pulls up those are in the back right when she hits in on this
comment she's like i got a knock on my door i'll be right back
guys uh no that's that's great to hear that is crazy if they the alcohol is available there like
how it is just like why are people uh it just feels like stuff gets spread around yeah that's
a great place well i think they it's people wanting some i they i think people want the
world cup to come to their country yeah so if like if i
can make a region look bad then that means that oh we're going to be more like city focused or
yeah and i and yeah i'm everywhere everywhere's got problems everybody's good but it's nice to
hear that uh holiday shopping comments the dot names dot rach i've loved i've listened to nateland
podcast since the first episode but i laughed so hard during the most recent holiday shopping episode that i had an asthma attack and
now plan only to listen to the podcast when i'm near my inhaler all right you gotta be careful
you gotta be careful change we're out here changing lives yes uh marky quinn i worked for a
bed bath and beyond and a manager would change the music
the last hour we were open to polka music he called it the polka power hour yes people do
shop faster when they hate the music it's a good way to get people out of their way to get them out
it's your bed bath and beyond appreciate it
i had no idea polka had that power, you know?
I feel like Polka's fun.
I feel like I would stay longer.
Because I grew up in the town that I grew up in. Well, I'm sure it backfires on some guy.
Yeah.
And then he calls his buddies.
Finally.
He calls his buddies and all the people that like Polka
that are definitely not buying anything.
They're just in there like, finally, dude.
Get it out in the open randy cyber the non-fiction discussion hits on a sore point for me unsweet tea it blows my mind that unsweet tea
is a thing in our vernacular no one took the sweet out of it like skim milk it's the original thing
i ordered a sweet tea for my wife and unsweet for me, and mine will be marked diet on the cup lids.
As you can tell, this is a bit of a deal for me.
All right.
Oh, unsweet.
But wouldn't it be just called tea?
I think that's his point, right?
Yeah.
But I think in the South, I mean, I don't know.
I believe most people want sweet tea,
so you have to say sweet or unsweet.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like unsweet.
Like you're taking the sweet out of you.
Like, no, no, no.
They're serving you the original iced tea.
I'm the original.
Why should I have to have this special word?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I agree with this guy.
But when I waited tables, it would irritate me if people would just say tea.
Because I'm like, sweet or unsweet?
What tea do you want here?
Yeah, yeah.
You got to know it's the environment. If you're in're in the south you're gonna have to say unsweet or
sweet right and then everywhere else you just say I'd like an iced tea because we would make
sweet tea and unsweet tea in the morning and usually we would never have to make a new
unsweet tea but we would make many, many sweet teas. That's good.
Allison Cacala.
Cacala.
Dusty, so many times in this episode
I wanted to reach you to the screen and high-five you.
We got commonalities.
All right. Thanks, Allison.
I'll give you a high-five.
Can I do one for Allison?
This is Allison's.
You really pulled it back on me, though.
I was trying to
yeah i was playing the camera yeah just talking to aaron allison you got to see that high five on
aaron lane that high five will air on aaron lane uh andrew hall i worked at the military museum
in dayton ohio dusty's experience is very common guns and knives are prohibited on federal property the security staff
most likely realize that you return to the entrance faster than if you would have gone back
to your car they typically search for the knives hidden or buried because they do not want a child
to get a hold of it played this for a few of them and they thought it was hilarious because it
happens almost hourly wow yeah i mean i knew they got Yeah. I felt like I saw the guy heading out there
like right away to get it.
So-
I bet it was Andrew.
To do this would be to go dig it in the hole
and then take a minute.
Yeah.
Sit on the park bench.
I mean, because that parking lot is so far.
I'm like, it's not even worth it.
Yeah.
If I go back to the car, I won't see the museum today.
Yeah.
Why don't you just throw it
i guess i could i just went out there and just chunked it out in the parking lot
i think you're like a field or something yeah that's crazy that they found it though
yeah i mean i think they just watched me the whole time yeah yeah you come back with
dirty hands yeah yeah weren't they already dirty they go
there are but there's dirty boy it's fresh dirt i think when we went ricky had some weapons on him
and he just flipped a something and they're like oh come on through yeah ricky's got a pass he's
got a badge yeah okay and they go come on in mason downing i was the hay bear at nate's mobile show i
was waiting for my wife to leave the restroom and after making nice with security iing i was the hay bear at nate's mobile show i was waiting for my wife to lead the
restroom and after making nice with security i was i was offered a knife i can only assume it
was dusty's and i will return it if needed thanks again for coming our way all right i don't think
i lost one in mobile so they let you in most places yeah i like that that's the difference
of doing shows in mobile where you're the security will give you weaponry.
Right.
In Mobile, they're like,
do you have a knife on you?
You're like, no.
And they're like, all right.
Here you go.
You may need it.
We'd like everybody to have a knife on you.
Are you armed?
No.
We're going to fix that.
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What's the thing from Impossible?
Mission Impossible.
Yeah.
She's one of them now.
She is?
No, I don't know. Isn't that called MI5? I think. Yeah. Yeah, I guess Impossible. Yeah. She's one of them now. She is? No, I don't know.
Isn't that called MI5?
I think, yeah.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah.
What's, oh, like the British intelligence?
Yeah.
It starts with MIT.
Yeah.
So she passed.
She goes to MIT.
She made it.
When she graduated.
Got the T.
Yeah.
One day she'll get to a five.
Yeah.
Just go to numbers.
You got to do it several times.
So she finally gets to Z, and then they they go welcome to the numbers yes mi5 and isn't that where uh matt damon's character
in goodwill honey what's he in a janitor at mit sure sure oh yeah yeah just solving
equations in there equations this late night solving equations yes classic uh blue collar
genius yeah you think anybody will notice if i start writing on this chalkboard you know like It's late night solving equations. Classical. Blue collar genius.
Yeah.
You think anybody will notice if I start writing on this chalkboard?
You know, like.
Yeah.
It's a little hobby of mine, just finishing equations.
This week, we're talking about a very fun topic, World War II.
Well, we're going to make it fun.
All right. So today, this comes out as Pearl Harbor Day.
Okay.
Pearl Harbor Day. Yeah. A few birthdays too. Big as Pearl Harbor Day. Ooh. Okay.
Pearl Harbor Day.
Yeah, a few birthdays, too.
Big J birthday.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
I want to say Patrice O'Neill's birthday was the 7th.
My buddy Ryan, his birthday.
And Wayne.
I talk about them in the special.
Wayne Denton.
The Dentons, his birthday.
A lot of December 7th birthdays.
That's great.
All right.
Yeah.
That's about all I had.
All right.
All right.
Pearl Harbor Day.
So I would be willing to bet that most Americans, myself included,
did not know why Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor.
I think I do.
Do you guys know?
Nah.
Did you go to Pearl Harbor when you were in Hawaii?
Yeah. Okay. They were mad about when you were in Hawaii? Yeah.
Okay.
They were mad about us using forks?
Good guess, but no.
No.
I mean...
I don't know.
I'm sure there's...
There's a shovel.
I'm sure there's...
That's an old Seinfeld joke.
Yeah.
He goes...
It's the Chinese, but...
Oh, yeah.
About using...
Chopsticks.
Chopsticks.
How they don't see, he goes, you know, you don't see a guy out there in the farm with
two pool cues. Yeah. He goes, I mean, they got shovels. They don't see, he goes, you know, you don't see a guy out there in the farm, two pool cues.
Yeah.
He goes,
I mean,
they got shovels.
They don't see that.
I've seen that.
Yeah.
There you go.
Do you know what?
I mean,
I do think I know
because I watched,
or I did,
or something.
Was it something to,
with,
Germany? Or, like, was it something to uh with uh uh germany or like was it trying to they were
trying to they were in on it together to try to take over the world well that that's what i would
think most people would would guess i thought i was gonna be in the other category i'm in the most
people's well it doesn't have to do with oil reserves. We shifted our... Instead of doing deals with Japan,
we started sending all of our oil and stuff to fight.
Or we're sending them to aid England.
You're getting closer.
Nerd alert, Justin.
Sorry.
I got to have opinions that match this jacket.
So Japan had its own little war going on with China,
which is kind of crazy now.
People don't really talk about that very often.
No.
I bet they do.
Yeah, but that was happening.
Yeah.
I watch a lot of kung fu movies.
They always reference it.
Do they?
Yeah.
Wow.
You watch like just kung, like what?
Well, like Ip Man.
You ever see Ip Man?
No.
It's I-P Man, but it's pronounced Ip, Master Ip.
It's great.
It's the best kung fu
movies out there is it apparently he trained bruce lee oh wow so it's a very old yeah well
it's not very they've redone it donnie yin is the guy and they've done like five of them it's
really great yeah it's the best if you like kung fu fights a lot of times the fights will be all
broken up and weird i mean these are straight on and it's it's the best you can get yeah mike tyson's in one is it
better than unbach i think so because that one's that one's crazy like that was like the first time
they ever did like the dust kicks where they put like like they put powder on somebody's chest
and so when you make contact it looks like the contact is a lot bigger.
So it's like a whole – it's like bananas.
And so –
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, Ip Man fights Mike Tyson.
There was not much to that.
Oh.
You ruin it for us?
No, I'm not going to tell you what happens in the fight, but they do fight.
Okay.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was in one of them.
What is it?
I haven't even heard of this.
Well, not the biggest fans.
Not Ip Man, but didn't Kareem fight Bruce Lee? Oh, I didn't know about it? I haven't even heard of this. Well, not the biggest fans. Not Ip Man,
but didn't Kareem fight Bruce Lee?
Oh, I didn't know about that.
I don't know about this.
I think so.
You know, the problem
with Bruce Lee's movies
is they say that he was so fast
that the cameras of that time
couldn't keep up with his speed.
So he had to slow down
to be able to be filmed.
I mean, I feel like
that's something he wrote.
Yeah.
Well, that could be true too. He be because i bet you can't get me because no we're good we're good because we're good we got all of it because i saw you do your toes i saw your toes move
they're like you keep missing he's like no no i did it was so fast you you just the camera's not
getting it yeah so basically i signed my name with my big toe. You don't get that?
When I kick, I go sign it.
Yeah, they miss it.
They miss it.
Yeah, you can't get it.
Yeah.
Germany had its own war going on in Europe.
Japan was trying to take over the South Pacific,
and they were fighting with China and taking over some other islands.
So the only thing they felt like could really stop them was the United States'
fleet of Navy ships in the South Pacific.
Yeah.
So they're like, we go take them out.
Nobody's going to get in our way.
So they did a surprise attack because they thought, we can't beat them head to head.
But if we surprise attack, take out their fleet, then they won't be able to stop us.
I did know that.
I think I did.
Yeah.
I don't know if I could have said it. I believe you believe you did i couldn't come up the words for it did you go to the uss arizona uh yeah yeah that's the main one
in tucson yeah yeah uh yeah all right yeah but it's uh I haven't been, but it sounds pretty.
It's good.
Pretty amazing.
Well, they have like,
we didn't get to go out to the thing.
We went like before the show,
so we went late,
but we walked on the submarine
and went down in that.
All right.
Is that the USS?
That's not it.
I wouldn't think so, no.
Yeah.
I think the USS Arizona,
they have a memorial in the middle
of the thing.
We didn't get to go out there.
Yeah.
But we saw where it was.
It's crazy.
It's wild. Yeah. I mean, the out there, but we saw where it was. It's wild.
Yeah, I mean, the whole thing, it's very wild.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Over 2,000 men were killed that day.
People killed that day.
Yeah, yeah.
Uplifting.
All right, let's get into some fun stuff then right out of the gate.
All right.
Yeah.
I thought we'd talk about Hitlerler a little bit yeah you know
i had some family in world war ii my my grand my grandmother my mom's mom's first husband was
killed in world war ii golly i mean these two together today were they uh was your family were
they not in the military they went on their own yeah they just went yeah just went over there
figured they did they go yeah well they like, we can't get drafted.
Let's just go help.
Yeah, let's just go help.
But no, he was killed there.
And then I have an uncle that was his dad.
But then my grandmother remarried.
And then my grandfather got injured in, I think, in boot camp or in training camp for World War I.
Wow.
And then my uncle, my dad's dad was born in 1900.
And he had my dad when he was 47.
Wow.
So he had other kids.
And my oldest uncle was in World War II.
And he was injured.
He got a purple heart.
And my dad was just telling me this recently,
that he, like, I don't know who the enemy was in this particular fight,
but apparently my uncle opened a door,
and the enemy shot and killed the guy behind him.
Golly.
And he said he came home, and he told his mom,
he said, I almost starved to death, and I'll never let that happen again.
And then he got real big wow he ate
a lot but then he was a chiropractor how big would you say uh well i don't want to throw out numbers
out here yeah no but he was you know probably 400 pounds you know i don't i mean so like a good
healthy amount yeah yeah yeah like a perfectly average amount yeah i mean yeah i know he didn't
talk about the like he comes home he goes man i almost starved to death
oh by the way almost got shot in the face but yeah yeah like that was this other thing that
you got brought my dad always would talk about the the food thing how we don't but just over
thanksgiving he told me that about the uh the shooting and that he had a purple heart he'd
never shared that i had a joke where i said I never had any family in the military but my sister did one tour
with the dollar general
you know
and it's like
but I
you have war heroes
yeah
I know
yeah
so
that's my whole
World War II
that's all my family
that's what they were up to
that's crazy
yeah
well that's awesome
well after Pearl Harbor
this guy here
in America
came up with an idea to strap miniature bombs to bats and drop them over Japanese cities.
And it made it to the desk of Franklin Roosevelt.
And he's like, you know what?
This isn't a bad idea.
Let's look into it.
Everybody thought it was crazy, but he liked it.
So he assigned the Air Force to try to make this happen.
So the first job they had to do was figure out what species of bat would be best to use.
Not the one that has COVID.
Right.
Yes.
So they started, they stopped everything.
This is the U.S. Air Force in the middle of a war, stopped everything we're doing, start
traveling around the country, trying to figure out what type of bat to use strap miniature bombs to um so they visit thousands of caves and and and a bunch of
mines they finally settled on the mexican free tail bat free tail bat mexican free tail bat it
was the most plentiful type of bat and they said these japanese buildings were mostly um wooden so
they they have the bat land on it.
Bomb goes off, causes chaos.
That was their plan.
So then they got to get permission from the National Park Service to,
even back then, it's the U.S. government. Got to get permission from the Park Service to collect these bats,
thousands of retail bats.
So they catch them with some nets, and now they got to experiment.
National Parks was like, yeah, that's fun.
Yeah.
I guess so, yeah.
You got too many of those things out here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, guys, we're at war.
I wonder if they really told them what for.
Why?
Nothing.
They'll come back.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about what's happening.
Shipping them to Japan.
Yeah.
So then they got gotta test them so the bats can only carry roughly their own body weight which to me is pretty impressive they say like it's a bad thing i mean they can yeah they and they can
almost they can barely carry they can roughly carry their own body weight is how it's worded. Man, that's a rough life.
Which is every day is like, ugh.
Just, I mean, like it's just a hassle.
No, that means like if you carried another 165 pounds on your back.
Oh, I thought it meant just their body.
No, no, no, no.
Every morning is like, ugh, I'm going to lose weight.
Like you got to – He just gets going slow.
His wings are in his belly, just on the ground, just dragging.
He's like, I ain't gonna get upside down.
Just falls straight to the ground.
So then the plan was, take him up an airplane, fly him over Japan,
drop him from some type of carrier on a from a a parachute and keep they
said keep the airplane really cold because then the bats will hibernate and they won't cause
much trouble while they're flying there open a window on that plane yeah up that high that's how
you do it that's what i would i would say that in the meeting yeah open a window you don't need
a they're like well how much refrigeration gonna cost open a window yeah so 20 000 feet up in the
air minus 50 up there yeah that's what i gotta wear those jackets yeah yeah then i do a fist
bump with the guy next to roosevelt next next problem yeah it'd be hard to shoot it down when
they're like well our plan right now
is to strap bombs to bats yeah so let's go with the open window idea i think you could have
probably told japan we're doing this and they would probably be like all right yeah no one's
are you worried about it when yeah this is the most not top secret one you have to you get like
you don't tell anybody they go we're telling tell everybody because no one's going to see this
coming i mean could you imagine being a japanese pilot and you shoot at a plane and you make
holes and all of a sudden just bats just start flying out of the holes?
Like it's like bleeding bats almost.
Yeah.
And I'm guessing since we later drop an atomic bomb, the bats weren't successful.
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Yeah, you're getting ahead of us here, Dusty.
We don't know that, you know, it wasn't a bat.
I mean, we don't know that.
Well, that is true.
They found a bigger bat.
Yeah, that is true.
That is true.
I think we're going to need a bigger bat.
So they start testing it, and the plan was drop them in a carrier.
After the carrier gets a certain level the door
opens the bats which are still asleep because they're hibernating they fall out and then they
wake up you gotta walk back there if you gotta go to the bathroom you gotta go to the bathroom
you gotta go it's minus 50
you don't want to wake up what happened they wake up they have bombs It's minus 50. Go. I'm asleep.
You don't want to wake up.
What happens when they wake up?
They have bombs.
Yeah.
Not only is it bats.
It's a bat.
Already.
Non-bombed.
You don't want a bat flying around your head with a bomb.
Yeah. These guys can barely get their even body up in the air.
These guys can barely get their even body up in the air.
You know.
From a marketing standpoint, Bat Bomb is just the part.
It rolls right off the top.
Yeah, it does. Yeah.
Probably created Batman.
I wouldn't be surprised.
So the bats were supposed to wake up while they're falling,
and then they were going to release them right at dawn.
That's when bats roost.
They would all land on these Japanese buildings,
and after 30 seconds, the bomb would detonate and it caused chaos so they tested it
um out in new mexico and the bats kept not waking up they would just hit the ground still asleep
would the bomb go off one time the bomb went off and burned an air base in new mexico caught it on fire i imagine there's one guy during this meeting that
uh is you know thinks it's stupid and so as we're having a serious conversation he's just like
why don't you call batman and see what he thinks idiots and they're like john get out of here we're
having a serious conversation about this bat bombing and we want to talk yeah if you're not
gonna take it serious he won't take it serious oh gosh because what if cat woman shows up you're like get john
uh so it was called project x-ray by the way so they kept trying they they created fake japanese
cities at test sites in utah but um it just never would something kept happening the bats wouldn't
cooperate how do they got to go to Utah and New Mexico?
Like that's probably the government spending to go,
well, you're already in them.
Just do it all there.
And they're like, well, let's follow Utah.
Sounds like they wanted to burn down a thing in New Mexico.
Sounds like they were like,
we got to figure out how to get rid of this base.
Yeah.
Well, it didn't work.
They never even tried it.
Finally, they're like, let's just move on.
This other guy's got it.
I got another idea.
How about atomic bombs?
So, it never happened.
That's where they went
from bat bombs
to atomic bombs?
Yep, they started.
They were like,
these little bombs
aren't going to work.
Is that real?
Yeah, that's real.
I mean, I'm not saying
it was quite like that,
but they were also
working on atomic bombs.
These bats weren't cooperating.
They kept dying
when they hit the ground.
So, they're finally like,
they're frozen.
I mean, it's like.
It's not like you're blaming the bats.
These bats apparently hate their country.
These stupid bats.
Well, maybe get American bats and not Mexican bats.
And then they would have really given it a go.
You know?
You go, you're like, oh, we got these France bats.
For some reason, they're not on our side.
Right, yeah.
You're trying to get Mexico to fight for America.
They're like, no.
No, dude.
I'm not doing that.
Just fall to the ground. That's what they said yeah just fall to the park services like
hey how the bats doing yeah they were mexican bats yeah but they found them in america so they
got here somehow you wouldn't give me a blanket now you want me to work for you like it's crazy
yeah yeah the bats knew they were like this is a bomb strapped to us i just love the title of the name is like the X-Ray.
It's like you literally have Bat Bomb
would be the perfect name.
It would be.
And you go, no, no, no,
we're going to call it X-Ray.
Call it X-Ray because everybody
can see through this plane.
Yeah.
I could see the atomic bomb too
making you get to that point
of frustration that goes,
just do the whole thing.
Like they, you know. What do you mean? Your frustration of frustration that goes, just do the whole thing. Like they,
you know,
what do you mean?
Your frustration of just these,
you probably months and doing this bat doesn't work.
And you go,
what do you want us to do?
He goes,
I got one that does the whole thing.
No bat.
Yeah.
We can put a bat on it if you want.
Yeah.
Yeah. You got to meet in the middle.
He's like,
I don't know.
He goes,
I'll put 50 bats on it.
And he goes,
all right, we got the bats. I's like, I don't know. He goes, I'll put 50 bats on it. And he goes, all right.
We got the bats.
I don't want to return these bats.
I don't want to take it all the way back.
I mean, it does feel very rival scientist-y where it's like two guys are sitting there.
It's like, all right, I finally got the bat thing to work.
And the guy next to him was like, what if we just do the atomic bomb thing?
And you're like, I just got it to work.
I just fixed the bat thing. I just fixed the bat thing.
I just fixed it.
Let's try ours first.
Well,
in Britain,
they had one called
Operation Mincemeat.
And I learned about this
from our new intern,
Amelia.
Amelia Thomas.
And there's a Netflix movie
about this
that came out this year.
So they wanted to attack Sicily, but they wanted to trick the Germans into thinking they were actually going to attack Greece.
So the Germans would lower down the guard.
So they found a homeless guy who had died from eating rat poison, and they put an officer uniform on him.
And then they put a bunch of stuff on him, looked like he was a real person.
And then they also put some secret plans in his him looked like he was a real person and then
they also put some secret plans in his pocket like hey we're about to attack uh wait i'm i i've
checked out and i don't i've not checked out you said amelia's the intern now
i was back to that wow we really got to back up. Yeah. Well, I got stuck at a homeless guy dying from eating rat poison.
That's where I got trailed off.
Well, you're a little bit ahead of Nate.
Yeah.
All right, so which part do you want to cover?
Say it again just real quick.
All right.
Amelia's the new intern helping.
Thank you, Amelia.
Yes.
I don't want to mess up her, you know, this is her first thing.
That's right.
So they were trying, the British were trying to deceive the Germans.
They wanted to attack Sicily.
They wanted the Germans to think they were.
Hold on, let me, because now I can't quit thinking about how funny it is
that someone's listening and they're like,
they got to listen to multiple times.
This just happened like an episode or two ago.
Yeah, I know.
You got to keep turning the car around.
The fact that God bless all y'all that listen to this podcast.
Because part of the podcast can't be we hear.
They have to say it a few times.
That's the part that's hard to get through.
I mean, it's like trying to find parking during the holidays.
Yeah.
Parking lot, you just got to keep circling.
Got to keep circling.
Do you get that?
If you can't handle this, just there's a 10-second button or something, right?
15 seconds?
I think it's 30, but it's been about 30.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
At least.
Yeah.
Start now.
So click it now.
I click a couple times.
Or say Brian has 30 seconds to re-explain it. Okay. So click. Yeah. Start now. So click it now. I click it a couple times. We're saying Brian has 30 seconds to re-explain it.
Okay.
So click 30 seconds.
Ready?
Brian, go.
All right.
They found a homeless guy who died from eating rat poison.
I'll explain that to you later, Dusty, after the 30 seconds.
So they dressed him up as an officer,
and then they put a bunch of stuff on him to make him look like you know he's like
legit officer they put like a theater stuff where he just been and a watch and stuff like that and
they also put some plans in there that said the british were going to attack greece and their
plan was for germany to find it it would trick them into doing that 30 30 seconds. All right. Welcome back.
There you go.
So then they had to,
they couldn't make it obvious. Like they can't just drop the guy
on Germany's doorstep.
So they had to take him out to the water
and let him go
and let him float up to Spain.
Spain was neutral.
They just put him in the water? I haven't seen the movie, but I think they took him out on a boat and just put him in the water
they
I haven't seen the movie
but I think they took him
out on a boat
and just let him go
and they knew
he would float
just like Moses
yeah
float some bats on him
yeah
the bats drag him
yeah
they put him somewhere
they knew he would
wash up shore
in Spain
and they put all this
stuff on him
and then
you lay him on the beach
in Spain
and then they go
it's that guy
someone walks up there and goes there a guy out there him on the beach in spain and then they go it's that guy someone walks up there and goes there's a guy out there sleeping on the beach because i think so because
maybe you should check it out i don't know maybe he's got a notice pocket and he just takes off
makes you send the message home uh so they did this they turned him loose in the water it washed
up on shore in spain then they had a hope that Spain would do what they wanted,
which was to give this stuff over to Germany and not just be like,
oh, we found this guy and return him back to Britain.
But Spain fell for it too.
They did what they wanted and they gave the plan.
Why did they turn the guy back to Britain, even if they did find him?
Well, I mean, because he was listed as a British citizen.
So I guess they would be like, hey, we found this dead person.
We don't know who he is.
He's from your country.
Oh, come get him?
Yeah.
Well, it's also a good way to see if the...
Where's he at?
He's at the pier.
And we have children playing,
so if you don't mind, speed it up.
That's probably also a good way to check and see if it worked,
because if you have a general... if they want it to work,
if you find the other side's plans, you would empty the pocket.
Because you go like, oh, this is how we got his body.
But if the plans are still in there, then they go, oh, well, he had his plans.
Surely they read these and you would change it.
So it's like, I feel like it's also a way to see if the plan worked if they were when they returned the body if his pockets are empty yeah
imagine they return the body the plans are still in there and they're like oh they didn't even look
at the yeah they take him back yeah all right bad guy this is strike two okay you can't you're not in charge of anything anymore. Justin.
How loud was that?
Was that too loud?
No, he gets into it.
I appreciate it.
Do you have headphones on?
You could maybe sit in the other room and do this podcast.
That was the most.
I get fired up about stuff. I mean, that was like, was it your family?
Was he the guy?
You guys get fired.
Your family came up with this plan in Spain?
You go, it would have worked if they'd have done it.
That was so fiery.
So it didn't work.
It did work.
Oh, it did work.
We were speculating what if it didn't work.
And then they're like, the plans are still there.
But it worked, and Germany moved a lot of their troops to Greece
because they thought that's where they were going to go,
and then Britain invaded Sicily, and the plan worked.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
What's my favorite part about World War II?
It's nice and easy.
He goes, I'll tell you guys, what are my favorite parts about it?
You know what's funny?
I look over at the guy I'm monitoring, and the screen is red.
And I was like, that's probably me.
It's peaking.
What's up, everybody?
This is Justin Smith.
The one thing I think about World War II, his favorite part is.
He's got a nice easy.
What is your favorite part of World War II?
Oh, just how much unconventional.
I would hope that we won.
Yeah.
No, no, no. I love that there was so like unconventional i would hope that we won yeah no no i love the
there was so much like unconventional warfare during world war ii like nothing was kind of
like it was just like i don't know let's try this yeah like there's so many things and it worked
yeah it's crazy well like the rubber tank thing with patten where they were trying to when they
were doing d-day they knew how much like germ respected Patton. So they used him as a decoy and they put him somewhere else and thinking the
Germans were going to move their troops to that area.
I don't,
I don't,
I'm not trying to like get ahead of anything.
Is it?
I don't know that.
That's like a,
it's like,
it's like a whole,
it's like a whole thing.
Or even like,
um,
there was the thing.
I know.
We're briefs.
I don't know.
Do you know it?
This story?
yeah well they
they knew
because General Patton
was like this genius
and he was
he was a
wild man
I don't know much about him
but yeah
he's like a wild man
I mean I know who he is
like he should have been
like a four star general
but he was so hard
to get along with
that he was only like
a two star
so he
imagine being like
he was like the
Doug Stanhope
he was like Doug Stanhope
of like...
I don't even know what that means.
Well, the waitresses have stars.
And sometimes they're good servers, but they've got an attitude.
Pull the mic back.
You're getting excited.
You're our General Patton.
But like his whole thing was he was by the end i'm just i'm just eating and that sounded terrific
i just gotta get a bumper every time i it was uh yeah but he's like he's like a maniac so
but he terrified everybody because he was so like –
I mean there's like stories about him pulling into town.
He would have like an air raid siren to let everybody know,
like the enemy know that he was coming.
Like that's how cocky he was.
Yeah.
But there was a story where there was a bunch of like planes,
like Japanese – or German, were flying overhead, like this area they supposedly had control over.
And all the soldiers were diving for cover, and Patton had these Pearl Handle pistols.
And he would shoot.
There's a story of him shooting at the plane while everybody else is diving for cover.
Oh, wow.
He was like a wild guy.
He believed in reincarnation, and he believed that he was in the Battle of Thermopylae,
which is like the movie 300.
He believed that he was a Spartan.
Yeah.
And there was a story where he'd never been been before and he found the battle site without ever – like he just told the driver like, hey, drive here.
And he found the battle because he was like, I've been here before.
It was much like – like he's just a character.
He's wild.
Yeah.
And so all the other generals were very like put together and like they had like their very formal – kind of think of like british officers type and then patton was just a lunatic so they knew the germans were afraid of
him so they used him as a decoy and they put him in a different part of france i think it's france
or where they put him on a different coastline with like a fake army like they built fake tents
and all this stuff to make them think that's where the Americans were going to land.
And then so Germany moved all their defenses to where Patton was.
And then that's why D-Day was,
that's why we could do it because like there was all the defenses were in
different places.
Wow.
And I wonder if,
like,
I wonder if he took that,
did he take it well?
He wasn't happy about it.
Yeah.
Like he was like,
he was like,
no,
how about you just let me command them and I'll, and i'll hand like but his whole thing was like if if they did
it's that it's the old argument of if you let the soldiers fight he's like his whole thing was like
we we would have taken like the world war would have taken six months once we landed like if they
if they'd have listened to him but they were trying to be diplomatic and all this stuff.
So, like, it's kind of like the argument of the wild man
versus the, like, we're going to be friends with these people.
Yeah, he's definitely not calling the park services about the bats.
No, no.
Like, they've been great.
General Patton, do you mind talking to Dennis at the park services?
He's like, this is Dennis.
Yeah, he's like,
we're coming to get the bat.
He goes,
we're coming to get the bat.
And he goes,
well, sir,
I don't know if,
you know,
the bats are hard to find
and we don't want you
to get them.
It's like,
yeah,
I don't even know
why I'm on the phone.
Like,
sir,
some paperwork
you're going to have
to fill out.
He goes,
there'll be none,
no paperwork.
I can shoot you
in the face.
Yeah, exactly.
You want to do that?
Well, here at home, some of this stuff made me feel a little bit better because, you know,
that was known as the greatest generation because they went through the depression and
the war and everyone stepped up and did their part.
What if they would argue otherwise?
Yeah.
Because they knew those people.
They are the greatest generation.
Like I'm saying those people, but they're like, you know, we like make it like you guys
are the greatest.
He's like, yeah, it was pretty brutal, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm about, were you about to say something, Dusty?
Well, I just wanted to, before we go too far about this homeless guy that they were like,
oh, we found this homeless guy and he died of eating rat poison.
Seems like they knew too well how he died.
Yeah.
It seemed like they found a person they deemed invaluable to society,
and they were like, yeah, we'll use this guy.
That's true.
That is probably true, but they're like,
this guy can serve his country and do something.
Be part of the greatest generation.
He certainly wasn't paying taxes, that's for sure.
Yeah, that's for them to decide.
That's not his decision.
Right.
That's right.
Yeah.
Do you want to serve your country, sir?
I mean, not really.
Eat this.
Eat these chiclets here.
Yeah.
You want these chiclets and Diet Coke?
Because I haven't eaten in months.
I'll take it.
I think they found him after he was dead.
I don't think they made him eat the rat poison.
But again, I haven't seen the movie.
Oh, it's a movie?
There's a Netflix movie about this
Operation Mincemeat.
I do feel like, as far as
war goes,
the soundtrack
for World War II was
not that great.
Whenever you watch any type of war movies,
the soundtrack's always like...
Classical music.
But even if you do
Revolutionary War, it's still like, but like, even if you do like revolutionary war,
like it's still like a fun drum beat,
you know,
like a,
that type.
And then even like world war one,
it's kind of like a big band drum,
kind of a fun kind of thing.
And then like world war two,
it's just kind of like a one nasally guy kind of singing like,
all right,
like a high pitch tenor,
like kind of like by himself.
And then after that, it just, like kind of like by himself.
And then after that,
it just, you get into like Doors music and Forrest Gump soundtrack.
I never really listened to the World War II soundtrack.
But that's good.
Is it Forrest Gump?
No, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, then it goes to all.
All the soundtracks to all the other like war,
like the war.
Yeah.
But like if you watch like,
like say Private Ryan.
You were looking for help on that one too.
I mean, I was, I thought. You were looking for help on that one too. I mean, I thought I was like.
You were looking me in the eyes with just like a man floating in the ocean.
Just going, are you not going to grab me?
Please grab me.
You get the tenor.
I'd like to go to the.
The tenor makes his hound noises.
He goes.
I'd like to go to the record store and go, I am looking for the World War II soundtrack.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
It's not going to be good.
When you watch World War II movies,
it's all like they have to use a composer
because there's no good music from that era.
From that era.
Oh, because they weren't making it.
Yeah.
Because no one was being creative.
It was like such a...
All the creativity was spent on that project.
Well, it's like because it was depression, that is true.
Good point.
Look at the thing that was working so good
and then everybody else left me
like a cruise passenger.
I totally disagree with everything you said, Justin.
This is the music he grew up on.
Exactly right.
Big band? Come on, we had big band going.
Big band and swing.
You may be right. I don't know. Big band? Come on. We had big band going. Yeah, big band and swing. That's where it's at.
Yeah.
No, you may be right.
I don't know.
I just think about whenever you watch certain movies.
I mean, I think of any Vietnam movie you watch, and it's just littered.
CCR.
I mean, that.
I mean, you think of The Doors.
You think of all these great music comes from wartime. It creates great art. Yeah. music comes from like wartime like it's like
it creates great art yeah and then like that's the one where all the draft dodgers back home
making music yeah yeah that helps yeah i just love that you have the look of you could be on
either side of that issue oh yeah that's my favorite yeah you do have that very much
you're like you don't know you're like he either was like, he either was a draft dodger or he did some big things.
Either way.
Well, they were called the greatest generation,
which I would argue they were.
No, I would argue that.
I was just saying it's funny to picture.
It's very funny because they knew the people.
They were like, no, there's some guys.
I don't even mean that.
I'm about to give an example.
Well, it's like they're the people. They were like, no, there's some guys. I don't even mean that. I'm about to give an example. Well, it's like they're,
it's,
they're the greatest generation,
but it's like,
it's like we tell them that
and they just had to,
I'm saying it's,
it's crazy to like say that
and that's all they really got.
They're like,
oh,
thanks man.
You're like,
we think very highly of you
and you're like,
yeah,
it was miserable,
dude.
Yeah.
Like,
and we're like,
well,
we'll call you the greater generation.
Yeah.
How about that?
Yeah.
You know?
Well, like, yeah, well, I mean, I mean, you think, you the greater generation. How about that? Yeah. You know? Well, like...
Yeah, well, I mean, you think...
You said greater.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I say stuff wrong all the time,
so you should get it.
I just want to make...
Yeah, I was trying to...
Well, I agree that they're...
If you go to, like, Cuba,
the cars that they, like, that generation designed
are still working in Cuba, like, to this day.
Like, if you want to talk about
how well they made everything like think about all the houses and stuff that we live i was like
these are all they all built everything that's still around yeah like in oklahoma that generation's
houses are the only ones that are still left everybody else i mean everything else is just
yeah i'm for the greatest generation so just i just want to i just want to make sure the music
what's your problem with the greatest generation?
Yeah.
They had to go through so much.
Well, I'm about to give an example how they're not as different than us as we might think because a lot of people during the pandemic would be like,
you can't even wear a mask.
The greatest generation stood up and did all this stuff,
gladly did all this stuff.
Well, when the war broke out, the government said,
we need to conserve gasoline and rubber.
So they lowered the speed limit.
They asked voluntarily, lower the speed limit to 35 miles per hour.
They called it victory speed.
I'd rather wear a mask.
Nobody would do it.
So they finally had to make it a law.
So speed limit during World War II for part of the time was 35 miles per hour.
And they called it victory speed.
And there's signs.
You can Google it.
There's signs that, you know, the speed limit, 35 victory speed.
And it was like, you know, we're doing this to victory in the war.
But why did they do that?
To conserve gasoline and rubber.
They felt like if you went went slower
it would burn less rubber okay and people had to put stickers on their car to show what kind of job
they had if they had an essential their essential worker that needed to drive more you could go
further miles per week than you could you weren't supposed to be on the road just for fun to
conserve gasoline i mean did everybody even have cars back there
was it they were taking i think i said i read 80 of people had cars by oh wow
so um i'm sure then they caught all the leaders on their cars going really fast yeah going fast
and they go oh yeah it's on the Yeah, it's on the local news.
All right, and that was D-Day.
Next up, Mayor Fryanpan.
I don't know the name.
I got stuck with Fryanpan.
They completely stopped making cars during World War II because all the automobile companies started making tanks and stuff like that.
So that's the other reason.
They're like, guys, we're not making new cars,
so you better keep the ones you have.
Yeah, so do we have a lot of stuff to make these new signs
that say victory speed?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, just stupid.
Like, you go.
That's the reason they want to go.
I feel like if you just asked everybody to do it,
it would be.
So they did ask everybody, and nobody was doing it.
Yeah, most people weren't honoring it. And then they made it a law, so then they did ask everybody nobody was doing it yeah most people
weren't honoring it and then they made it a law so then they made new signs yeah yeah yeah yeah
i like this one though save your five best tires that's like who has five tires
one in the back yeah i guess so but who has more sell sell others to uncle sam yeah they just had
a bunch of tires back then look at all these tires i think to me it's like you guys got five
tires i don't even have five i got four like i don't have a spare anymore yeah well it's the
uh i feel like it's always it goes to the you're asking yeah it's like what about the people making
the cars like that's the thing it's like you're always like you're like you that those people have
to go like all right so i gotta drive 35 hours i can't have tires blah blah and then you're like well do you
get a discount for like tires or do you get like just something because the people making it still
make the money right yeah yeah and we never made those signs i mean those signs no one brought that
those with those signs you don't just you have to go get
them throw them away yeah i think about that because there's a lot of towns they put the mayor
of the town like on the sign like in nashville they do that you're like every time there's like
a new mayor they gotta like change it every so like your first thing in office is like five
hundred thousand dollars just to put your name on the town. On where?
Like an interstate sign?
No, no, no.
Like welcome to Nashville.
And then a lot of time it'll say mayor.
But I always think it's like on a thing that hangs.
But you still have to replace those if you lose.
If it's costing $500,000.
Yeah, we got to work on that.
What town are you in charge of, Justin?
You're the mayor.
Half a million.
I mean, you're just getting robbed left and right.
$500,000 to go change stuff.
I mean, every street that leaves your town
has one of those signs.
So if you have a large enough town,
like Oklahoma City is like a large landmass,
even though there's not like a lot of people,
there's a large,
so like there's a bunch of interstates
and highways and roads.
So you have to change those every time a mayor,
so like it could easily be five hundred
thousand dollars there's no just i'm telling you i hope it signs are i knew a guy i knew a guy
some reason i'll be okay with it if it's fine hold on i gotta let me all right okay so the i knew a
guy that made signs like his he had like a sign company like he did like the crushed glass
reflective sign company oh yeah that was whole thing. That's crushed glass?
Yeah.
That's funny.
They make it to a fine power almost.
So when light hits it, it reflects.
So that's what he made.
He made signs like that and tape and all that stuff.
And he goes, you would not believe how much street signs cost.
Would he always just vote for the opposite person just to keep business going?
I don't.
I mean, that's brilliant.
I mean, it's so great.
Yeah.
You fund tax for.
And you're like, some reason Oklahoma, they're like, dude, they barely last out here.
You're like, this guy is just putting so much money behind the opposite thing.
Well, when all the men went off to fight the war,
the women went into the workforce to build a lot of this stuff.
And that's how, like, Rosie the Riveter was, you know, Rosie the Riveter.
It's kind of like Uncle Sam, a fictitious.
Oh, is it the girl with the flexing muscle?
Yeah.
Angela had a special
where she did that
it was just kind of
a symbol of women power
and we can do it
and stuff like that
so they went
into the workforce
and then all the
the wives complained
to their husbands
getting shot
in the
shoulder
they go
you think you had
a rough day
today I was at work
as they start complaining oh suzy was just bam
and the husband's like i mean i was like almost killed by like
people came out of a tunnel and it was like pretty wild but what happened
well we had an office party i didn't remember my birthday. And then the movie A League of Their Own.
Well, let's get to that next.
So sports got really upended.
I mean, it's pretty crazy
that the greatest athletes
of our time
were fighting a war.
And in baseball,
especially,
Ted Williams
like actively fought.
Yeah, that's crazy.
He won the Triple Crown
and then the next year
he's fighting their war.
That's why you almost
got to be like,
they're the best baseball players of all time.
For him to have all the records and, like, you know.
Oh, my gosh.
Holly just came in.
She got a haircut.
Christmas cut.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they put stuff on her that she likes.
She got a haircut before this and the the top of it was crooked
because we went they went to like pet smarts and and uh and the top was just like so the past like
two or three weeks she just her hair has been flat and just look like a cowlick at the top
just some you know whoever just a kid just was like that's good yeah you know yeah the super
the super cuts of yeah yeah we took her to the super cuts yeah uh she got a massage watch the
game uh we uh uh i don't know what i was talking you were talking about ted williams in baseball
but isn't that like you should just go like you're number one because you had to fight a war so we're
just you because you have the records right he has all the records and we
just imagine you'd have even more oh yeah and you had to fight and that's crazy crazy joe dimaggio
went too but they kept him from serving why they thought i don't know what the difference between
him and ted williams is but what i read was he was such a national treasure he asked to fight but
the powers that be kept him from active duty.
I mean, he was in the military, but didn't actively fight.
Ted Williams are like, just.
He's just like a mule they throw out there.
Ted Williams, get on out of there.
So they did create this women's baseball league.
League of Their Own is a great movie.
Great movie.
It is really good.
I just watched it not long ago again, and it holds up. It's really great.
Now there's a series I haven't seen now
called A League of Their Own. Probably not
good. Yeah. What they don't say
in the movie is there were some differences. The
ball was the size of a softball
and the... So they
played softball. Well, they still pitched
overhand, but the ball was bigger.
Yeah. And the bases
weren't 90 feet apart. they were like 60 the field was
a bit smaller yeah it's something that that's uh a very beautiful thing though like it's i was
making fun of yeah the women working that but it is it's very it'd be very prideful to go
you go into places and you see women working and the women on the field
and you're like
man that's
it's like the country
like just coming together
it's gotta be pretty special
that's something
you don't feel like
it's hard to feel that
now
so to feel that
back then would be
I mean pretty
yeah totally
everyone stepped up
yeah
yeah that's awesome
and then once the guys
came home
the women went back
in the kitchen
yeah
well that you know
so we're gonna keep playing baseball again.
That's a joke.
That's a joke.
Well, that's the great thing about the movie A League of Their Own.
Whether true or not, it's good in the story.
Gina Davis was this really great player.
But when her husband came back, she's like, I want to start a family.
Yeah.
So she didn't want to keep playing.
And some of the other women did.
But she was the best.
Yeah.
But she did play.
No, she went back. Didn't she go back? back didn't she go back well she finished the season she finished the season yeah i think she quit yeah yeah yeah yeah uh in football college football there was so much
disruption um that they had to play the rose bowl in north carolina wow mainly that was because
pearl harbor just happened they're like we don't need to be that close to the West Coast
where somebody could attack us.
So they played the...
So we go cancel the game?
No, no, we're still doing it.
Let's go...
Durham, North Carolina.
Yeah, it's crazy to think they go...
Like, if you're that...
Like, well, all right, what do you want to move it to?
Arizona or something like that?
They go, no, no, no, no.
I want to...
Let's get out of here.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So middle of the country? No, no, no. No, no, no. I want to, let's get out of here. You know what I mean? Yeah.
So middle of the country?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Well, almost to the other coast.
How far can we go?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure Oklahoma State won a national championship
about that time, too.
So that tracks with, there's all this chaos.
And you're like, hey, how about we just sneak one,
how about we sneak a championship in here real quick?
I look, because I thought that might have been
when Vanderbilt claimed theirs.
I was hoping it would be.
Vanderbilt's was in 1921
and 1922, which is even
better because that's when the pandemic was going
on when they're probably the only team
playing. We did it though.
Yeah, I like that.
Only ones that had a cure.
In the NFL, there were so few
players that weren't in the war,
they combined some teams.
So the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles became the Steagals.
Okay.
That's cool.
That's probably a cool shirt to have.
You had a Steagals shirt.
Yeah.
I bet Aaron has a hat.
I'm sure those fan bases really liked joining together.
Yeah, yeah.
Hopefully they did it for each other.
They threw car batteries at each other.
Oh, I forgot that Operation Mincemeat,
one of the guys who came up with the idea
was Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond.
Oh, wow.
And I think I mentioned in a previous episode,
the Spies episode,
that he knew a guy that tipped the U.S. off,
or tipped the U.S. off about Pearl Harbor,
but nobody listened to him.
There's a conspiracy theory that they knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen,
but the U.S. wanted to go to the war, but people at home were like,
no, we don't want to go to war, so they let it happen to have a reason to go to war.
Oh, wow.
I've heard that.
Of course you have.
Have you?
Because he wrote it.
No, I have heard that, but yeah, who knows?
Well, we haven't talked about Hitler, but there's conspiracies about how he really died,
which I'm assuming you know all about.
Well, yeah.
I mean, well, some people say he went off to Argentina with his wife, and then they
lived out their life there.
Right.
A lot of the Nazi leaders, they feel like escaped to south america well a lot of them came to america still here
yeah i mean then and you know like warner von braun who you're talking about being at that i
mean i think he was a scientist in world war ii from germany yeah that's how i started my set
yeah i mean von braun other von braun center yeah i mean warner von braun yeah he's one of in World War II from Germany. Yeah, that's how I started my set. Yeah, I mean, Von Braun, oh, the Von Braun Center.
Yeah, I mean, Warner Von Braun, yeah,
he's one of the founders of NASA,
was from, you know, the war.
Did he, was he on their side?
I think so.
Do they know, like, how did that even,
yeah, how does that even happen?
Well, I think he escaped from there, right?
And then he came here and helped us develop technology. I don't i mean i think the idea being well he's a scientist and he's
got a lot of information now so why why kill this guy when we could use this information
when we could name a sinner after him yeah yeah yeah yeah well it's hauntsville i mean uh volkswagen
was started that company was started by the nazis and uh and then last week alice
alice molano yeah alissa molano she gave up her tesla because elon musk said i'm gonna drive a
volkswagen now did uh yeah that's crazy that's great so they came so what was yeah because
there's another documentary or something on Netflix. Like I never watched it,
but yeah.
Wikipedia says he was a member of the Nazi party and a word.
I don't know.
And yeah.
And then as well as a leading figure in the development of rocket
technology and Nazi Germany,
and later a pioneer of rocket and space technology in the united states
yeah it's a very that's a very weird thing like it's uh because it's like so visa leader the
nazi party that's like being even though it's not now we know what it is but it would be like
being a democrat or republican like it was like that's what it was it was like a party right yeah
yeah so it's and then uh but that is, like, for what that party did,
it is crazy that you're like, these dudes just don't, like, you know,
it makes you think the government obviously doesn't care.
If you're like, if you're going to use, I mean, we're using the guy.
You're like, well, now we use him.
And then you're like, but now he's named stuff after him,
and then you're like.
Yeah, it's wild.
I think that too.
I mean, because huntsville is
really a lot of stuff with his name on it yeah but i guess if you're a scientist you're not a
you're not making the laws you're not you know coming up with that you're just doing your science
stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean i don't have the answer but i do think that's interesting yeah that
is interesting i mean it's like it's yeah so Hitler, I mean, the common accepted thing is he committed suicide,
he and his new wife, and they burned their bodies.
But when they did a recent autopsy or DNA or something on part of the skull,
it came back to be not him, a woman or something like that.
So there's these conspiracy theories.
One, that he escaped to South America, like you said, Argentina.
There's another one, Dusty, that the Nazis were really into hollow earth.
Oh, yeah.
I've heard that too.
And that they all escaped to Antarctica, this hollow earth.
Yeah.
I just really left that open for you to tell us about it.
Well, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't.
I'm just pulling the clock. I didn't even read it. I just like, Dust open for you to tell us about it. Well, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't. I'm just pulling the clock.
I didn't even read it.
I just like, Dusty, take over.
Well, I don't know a lot about the Howl Earth stuff,
but they talk about Antarctica.
They do seem to have,
they do seem to do a lot of things in Antarctica.
Like major political leaders
are always going down to Antarctica to do things.
Like John Kerry's been down there a bunch.
Like some, just a bunch of people go down there
and it's like, what are you guys up to down there?
And I guess some people say that in the hollow earth world,
what people believe that that would be the entrance there
in Antarctica.
So saying the earth is hollow?
Yeah, so like inside the earth,
there's a lot of stuff going on that people live in there
yeah yeah i was watching this history movie called godzilla versus king kong yeah and that's what
happened they took king kong down to antarctica and i think he went into his yeah there is a king
kong movie where they go into that and it's the one i just said i don't know if it was king kong
versus godzilla okay that they did that they They also did it in Alien versus Predator.
Did they?
Yeah, Mr. Hip.
Yeah.
But the King Kong movie I saw was really great.
I don't think that was King Kong versus Godzilla, but they went in the earth.
And it's pretty wild.
But, you know, I'm not, I don't buy into the...
Hollow earth?
I think the earth could be very deep, and there's some caves and cavernous that we don't know about that goes very deep. But I don't think the the hollow earth i think the earth could be very like very deep and there's some caves
and cavernous that we don't know about that goes very deep yeah i don't think the earth is hollow
yeah it'd have to be circle for that
hey you know i mean yeah i can't argue with that
man says something man says i don't you know he goes i'm I can't argue with that. The man says something, the man says something.
I don't know, you know, he goes, I'm just sitting here having a good time.
Yeah, exactly.
There were some rumors that the Nazis, I thought we were going to have a lot more on Hollow Earth.
So we're kind of at the end.
I don't know anything about this.
So they could live there and people, what are the temperature is?
In Hollow Earth?
Yeah. King Kong seemed to be fine without a sweater i mean if you follow the matrix line of thought
the warm the further down you go the more oh that's in matrix they're in hollow earth yeah
well no they're in they're further they burrow down into the air so the idea in the matrix is
that the earth is molten and so the the core is so cold that they've had to drill down
into the earth to be warm like to stay warm oh but that doesn't mean it's hollow that's just like
they drilled there and maybe yeah yeah so it kind of flies in the yeah the matrix universe flies in
the way of dusty yeah yeah it would be uh i would think
yeah i mean i mean that's what they say right i mean that's what they say is that there's
lava in the center of the earth right even though they've never been able to get down there they're
like that's what's down there we just assume because volcanoes erupt that that's what's in
there but so it would make sense if you got closer to it it would be hot yeah but if you dig into the ground it gets colder yeah you know i've never been like
i need to warm up let's do the hole well they but you're supposed to dig a hole if you're out in the
uh get stuck out in the wilderness you dig a hole and lay to the ground no no they tell you
did they tell you
to lay the ground because or you lose your heat no i think you're supposed to lay on the ground
yeah to get warm yeah but no yeah it's actually put something you put something underneath you
because otherwise you will lose your temperature to the ground which is true now i'm back with
dusty oh boy i may want to shut that computer out are Are you talking about, because I know if you're in the desert,
you have a campfire.
You're supposed to take coals from the campfire and then bury them,
and then you lay on top of them.
No, no.
This is saying, like if you were stuck out in the,
like just you get lost, stuck in the wild,
you need to lay on leaves and stuff,
because otherwise all your heat will go to the
ground you'll be much more colder so you need some kind of and you could get wet i guess too
like just a moisture yeah i don't i i could be all backwards on this but i think that's the way
it goes yeah it seems like it makes sense and then you know so yeah if it would get colder
it's true i wonder how far but if you go way down. You should go to a rock quarry and be like, does it feel hotter?
That's true.
So if you're hot, I would think if you get down in the dirt, it would cool you down.
Yeah.
But a cave stays the exact same temperature.
And it's never, it's not hot, but it's like 70 or something or 68.
So it does not get colder if you go to a cave.
Like you can go to a cave, it's always the same temperature.
Right, like at night, it's not colder at night
than it is in the daytime.
No, yeah.
So your definition of hot could be it's not lava.
I'm so glad Warner Von Braun came over here
and helped us out with some stuff.
I mean, so by that logic, that means that volcanoes
are like lava pimples, is what you're saying.
Yeah.
Because the idea being that
since we have volcanoes, that
must mean that inside the earth is lava.
But I'm saying, yeah,
maybe we just have these
lava pits.
We're not all
pus.
We're not all water. A pus when you have a yeah you know
we're not right we're all pimples just a small part of a human body yeah and not always active
i mean not always you know i mean it's not you know what i mean the pimple like a volcano listen
dusty i'm not converting but i'm listening yeah okay like i'm not you're making some
there's some solid yeah some solid things. I like it.
I mean, I like it.
There's some rumors that...
Go ahead and hit her, Brian.
Sorry, Brian.
You got taller.
Brian, head back to Hitler.
There were rumors that the Nazis had developed a death ray
that could kill soldiers from a long distance.
So the British offered a prize for whoever could zap a sheep
from 100 paces.
Back then, that's kind of how they...
Paces was a big thing.
But no one could do it.
But while experimenting, they invented radar, which helped them defeat the Germans.
Because now they could spot...
Yeah.
Who came up with that plan?
Oh, the Nazis.
There was a rumor that the Nazis had a death ray.
Yeah.
Could kill you from far away.
So then the Nazis started fighting Germany.
What?
You said this, so they defeated Germany?
Did we get the death ray?
No, there was no death ray.
Who made the radar?
The British invented while trying to come up with something to zap a sheep.
Yeah, I think you said the Nazis invented it, then they defeated Germany.
That's what I think I got confused.
Okay.
Yeah.
That didn't make sense.
So there was no death ray.
There was no death ray.
There was no death ray, but there was a rumor.
Oh, the British got a rumor that the Nazis made death ray.
So then the British, I didn't catch that.
Okay.
So the British then said, you go make, we go make our own death.
That's right.
So they were trying to invent it their own.
But then they made radar.
Yeah.
Okay.
They were trying to zap a sheep.
Yeah.
We don't know if they did make the depth.
A sheep?
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
From 100 paces.
Sheep don't move quick, so you can keep it there for a while.
I guess so, yeah.
You know, if it's something fast, you'd be, it's 100 paces.
Now, 200, it's already gone.
But a sheep, you're like, 100 paces, it'll be there for most of the day. Yeah. You know, if it's something fast, you'd be a tonner pace. Now, 200, it's already gone. But a sheep, you're like, tonner paces, it'll be there for most of the day.
Yeah.
You said it's England that came up with the 100 paces?
British.
He said British.
Yeah, but they're English.
He said British came up with it.
Sorry.
Justin, people listen to this.
Information.
It just kind of makes me.
I'm going to British on tour.
Which is like, the British are the reason we have the wonky foot meter, or like foot yard system.
So for them to be like paces on top of that too, it's like, man, use your system.
Yeah.
That's like crazy.
Oh, that's why the British, they used.
Yeah, because like the foot and yard are all like measurements that they coined.
That's why we use them because we were colonies.
And then, oh, and everybody else said meters.
Well, the metric system kind of-
Some people get mad at us and we're like, it ain't our fault, dude.
Yeah, but that's why they think it's crazy because you're like, paces.
You're like, no, use your wonky system.
Use your system.
Don't start doing another thing out there.
That's why we're all turned around.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is true. Yeah, we've all been doing yards out here now you're throwing in
paces we're trying to build a death ray we're trying to build it
because what about a bat bomb
what are they that is funny to call it a death ray they They go, what is it? It's a ray of death.
Yeah.
And he goes, yeah.
What if you do some big, long name?
And there it goes.
I don't like that name.
Death ray.
Death ray.
There you go.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
That's probably a good place to stop. Probably a good place to stop.
Yeah.
The old death ray.
Yeah.
Killed the podcast at the end.
Yeah.
All right.
World War II.
It was funner than I thought.
So did everybody say that was in it?
I don't know.
Everybody's fought in that war.
It's actually pretty good talk.
No.
All right.
I was going to say,
just special.
Go check it out.
Coronation.
It's out right now.
Go to YouTube.
We'll post the link. It's a great special buddy
You've been killing it
On the road too
With me
Oh yeah man
So it's been
Yeah
Go check his special out
I
I will be
In
Charlotte
This week
And some other places
Go to my website
Everything's on there
Midland Texas
I'll pass
Some Texas runs.
Toronto, coming for New Year's Eve
and then all next year.
All on tour.
Where are you guys?
This week, I got a couple
of company Christmas parties.
I'm working, Dusty.
All right.
Yeah.
It's important.
I don't know.
I even put it on my website.
Nobody can come to it, but I still want people to know.
He goes, private event only.
Can we get tickets?
I don't think so.
I just want people to know.
But January 6th.
Do you have a private event or do you have company Christmas party on it?
I don't know what I put, but I let people know I'm out there.
I hope you put company Christmas party. And the address, but no one can come but no one can come if y'all want
to meet and greet maybe when i walk back to the car carrying my microphone and speaker i'll talk
to you i'll talk to you i could use some help
uh but january my jan January 6th show got moved
to January 7th. I think
they had something else going on the 6th.
I don't know.
But January 7th now in Atlanta
at ASW Whiskey Exchange.
Please come to that. January 7th.
And January 28th, I'm in
Waukesha. I think I'm saying that right.
Waukesha, Wisconsin at Fox River
Christian Church with Johnny W.
and Darren Strebelow, three of us there.
So tickets don't sell for that.
December 22nd and 23rd, I'm in Oklahoma City doing holiday shows.
I'm there at Bricktown Comedy Club.
And then the week of New Year's Eve, I'm in Omaha, Nebraska at the Funny Bone
with Colleen and all the great people.
Oh, yeah.
They're the best. They're the best.
They're the best.
Omaha, yeah.
The best.
All right.
This weekend, I'm at the Cincinnati Funny Bone in Liberty Township, Ohio.
Great place.
It's going to be great.
Great hotel.
It is great.
Yeah.
That whole little area is great.
It's great.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
And then I'm December 13th back at Zaney's in Nashville.
All right.
Yeah.
All right. All right. As always, we'll Zaney's in Nashville. All right. Yeah. All right.
All right.
As always, we'll welcome Aaron back next week.
I was glad this worked out, though, Justin.
I have to work on this chair before he gets back.
I don't want to leave any evidence.
No.
A little squeaky chair.
You looked the part.
You look great.
What if Aaron doesn't get back?
That's true.
Justin will be here forever.
No.
Yeah.
Get used to it.
Get stuck in Mexico.
Get used to it, this camera.
Ooh. Justin will be here forever. No? Yeah. Get used to it. Get stuck in Mexico. Get used to it, this camera.
Ooh, Justinville.
Yeah.
All right, everybody.
We love you.
Bye. Bye.
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