The Nateland Podcast - #13 Magic
Episode Date: September 23, 2020This episode, we discuss magic with special guest magician, AKA Nate's dad, Stephen Bargatze. We delve into the history of magic, tricks gone wrong, and even get to participate in a couple of magic tr...icks ourselves. Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Recording & Editing by Genovations Media https://www.natebargatze.com https://www.allthingscomedy.com https://www.genovationsmedia.com Email - Nateland@NateBargatze.com
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hello folks i think that's the new intro we're waiting all week for hello folks welcome to the
nateland podcast this is i am nate bargetti with Aaron Weber, Brian Bates.
We got a new slogan. Hello, folks. I think it's how you start every show.
That's how I want to start my live shows. It's such a good show.
We have kind of a packed show for you today. Again, thanks for listening, all the subscribing, all that stuff.
We're going to just kind of get into it because we got a lot. And so we're going to read the comments. First up, Jordan Butler.
It has become a regular routine for me to end my day watching Nate Land podcast on YouTube before
going to bed. Last night, I must have fallen asleep on the couch. I learned the next morning
that my seven-year-old daughter had woken up in the middle of the night, found me asleep on the
couch with Nate Land on and proceeded to watch one and a half episodes before going back
to bed i love having a podcast show i i thoroughly enjoy it while not having to be concerned of my
kids come in for a bit to watch regardless of my conscious status love watching you guys keep doing
what you're doing that's awesome yeah that's awesome an hour one and a half episodes i
mean that's a your daughter was i mean if it's a typical kid would probably a bit of a mood the
next day i mean that's how that's when you wake up the next day but i don't know sometimes they're
not in the mood because i feel like they felt like they got away with something they did something adult and so at seven which mine
just turned eight so they would be we're the same age she would be you know i think would
we would be like see you're in a bad mood and then she would be like no i'm sure she would be
in a good mood just to prove to us that yeah i can i can get up at 1 a.m. and watch a, I mean, possible.
What if it was a two and a half hour?
I mean, she might have, she probably just had coffee at 6 a.m.
when he woke up and was like, hey, Dad.
Hello, Dad.
Hello, Dad.
She's doing all this stuff.
Do you want some breakfast?
All right.
She's being fun.
Worried breakfast? Paul right. She's being fun. Worried breakfast.
Paul Chiquitin. Good day, lads. Good day. Good day, lads. I live in rural Australia with my
wife, three kids, and a rooster and some sheep. This podcast comes out at 6 p.m. Wednesday
evening every week. I look forward to it and I appreciate you putting on such a reasonable time
to your dozens of Australian fans.
It would be great if you three came and toured Australia,
although a dingo is quite likely to run off with bath salts.
He called you bath salts.
Seriously, though, love the dry, laid-back humor.
It's actually very Australian.
We'd love to come tour, but as you said,
our dozens of fans is going to cost us $10,000 to do that show.
I've been asked to come to Australia multiple times.
There's a Just for Laughs festival.
There's a festival out there.
And I always kind of want to go,
and we're always trying to kind of plan on it.
But it is. It's such a flight. It's such a want to go and we're always trying to kind of plan on it. But it is,
it's such a,
you know,
flight.
It's such a thing to go out there.
I didn't get it young enough.
And now with my daughter eight,
I,
I am going to come,
but I want to just,
I want her to go,
you know,
I want,
you know,
she could get a little more older.
Yeah.
I feel like 10.
I've been to Australia.
Huh?
I've been to Australia.
World traveler over here.
How about that?
What'd you do?
It was a church group that went there.
Oh, okay.
Two weeks.
Two weeks?
That's fun.
How old were you?
It was 2001, so I was late 20s.
Yeah, okay.
So were you in college? In my late 20s no yeah i don't know
you don't know what college is so yeah i don't know yeah i was getting my post-doctorate master's
mba yeah my wife was college like my dad went to college late so uh all right ray clark thank you
all nate aaron and boomer today i took a test to become a certified manager at my work,
and I was incredibly nervous.
But on the drive there, I listened to your podcast,
and it calmed me down so much I was able to focus and pass my test.
I love you guys and have been watching since episode two.
Will Aaron's first album be available on Apple Music?
Doubt it.
Aaron?
I hope so.
Yeah.
I think, yeah,
it'll be,
you'll be out.
Yeah, it'll be everywhere.
What's it called?
I'm going to call it
Shirts and Skins, I think.
Oh, you're still deciding?
No, I think I've kind of,
Shirts and Skins.
All right.
Well, nice.
You could still come up
with something else.
You're right.
I could change my mind.
Yeah.
Wasn't it something else
like last week? I don't know. Yeah. Wasn't it something else like yesterday?
Last week?
I don't know.
Have we talked about it before?
I thought I heard y'all say that Diet Coke and something, Diet Coke and M&M's.
I thought you said that in the-
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
That was something else.
That was the Aaron Weber special if you want to order something.
It would be a Diet Coke and M&M's.
Oh, yeah.
That's right. at a concession stand
at a concession stand
yeah
I'll take the Aaron Webber
but then yeah
then you said peanuts
because it should be
that's right
peanuts and Coke
yeah we were talking
about that in the green room
there's a club
that has Aaron Webber special
yeah
oh wow
and it's Diet Coke
and M&M's
what club is this
that's Third Coast
Comedy Club
here in Nashville
wow
because Aaron Webber
is special
uh yeah
so you'll be able to get
his album on
uh
everywhere
you can buy Brian's
yours on iTunes
I don't think so
huh
I don't
it's gotta be on something
you don't have it on anything
it's on Sirius
it's on my website
and it's uh
I don't know
yeah
next one
yours has to be called Hello Folks.
You can get it at the Wilson County Livestock Auction.
A guy's got two.
Yeah.
You can get it.
Pretty sweet deal.
Mike would give it to you.
Would just be happy to give you.
He'll throw it in.
Yeah.
He goes, and if you throw that CD, hey, you look like a nice fellow.
I'll throw this CD in.
Justin Barcelos.
Maybe I'm getting old, but podcasts I used to find entertaining are stressing me out.
I need to listen to only podcasts like this that are just chill.
There you go, Justin.
That's what this is about, man.
I've thought of it more and more.
We did shows this past weekend, and we're about to go on tour.
The drive-in, my drive-in one-night-only tour.
Tickets are on sale uh i said
you know not to randomly promote that uh but go buy tickets all that stuff that's uh it starts
this week uh but yes i think you know there's a lot man it's a lot uh you know that uh shits creek the show yeah then they win all the emmys
won everything everything and that's kind of just a very comedy show right i haven't watched it
actually but uh i need to watch it i always hear great things about it but it's just comedy like
it's very funny like the office or something right is that what it is do y'all know yeah i've seen it
it's not talking about it yeah it's not heavy at all it's just not heavy fun and just silly i think you know it's what people want it could be
it honestly could be you could see a swing going you know i feel in comedy you gotta end up you
kind of pick and choose where you because sometimes you can feel like you're like well
we need to say something
you know you want to end up doing something and uh but i think it's i think it's hard to not say
something i think it's you know it's like because you end up going well you're seeing everybody
all these videos all these these guys get all these views because they just say something you
know uh controversial controversial and they just spread it out but i think it's you know, controversial, controversial, and they just spurred it out. But I think it's,
you know,
there's a lot of that.
It's all that.
That's all that it is.
And I think if you can stay in your lane,
which is,
I talked to someone about this yesterday,
dance over.
It's like,
just stay,
just do this and look.
And that was good.
You don't ever see that.
Usually you think every show is going to be,
it's this,
everything is going to win. Everything is, you know, got. You don't ever see that. Usually you think every show is going to be, it's this, everything that's going to win everything has got to be something
that makes people upset.
And you'll go on some rants,
but it's about things that are not important at all.
I mean, yeah, you're getting, you're going nowhere.
You definitely don't come here and leave better.
I think you leave.
Some nuggets.
Yeah, there's some nuggets, and then you leave with just, I don't know, like you said, like that.
Perfect.
You're not stressed out.
Yeah.
You just get to leave and be like, I don't know, man.
I watched some dumb stuff.
I mean, when we watch Seinfeld every night, that is dumb stuff.
Like, it's just so nice.
And you need it.
I mean, there's plenty of times I want to watch something, news or something,
but there's a lot of times.
I'm going through these old movies, watching Inception.
It's been my third day.
Still haven't finished it.
I'm really focusing on trying to figure out what it's about.
Yeah.
I think I got it.
It's all dreams.
But, I mean, you know. He's about. Yeah. I think I got it. It's all dreams. But I mean, you know.
He cracked it.
Yeah.
It's all, they live, it's this dream, this dream.
Yeah, it is about dreams.
They keep putting each other in sleep.
Everybody's asleep.
So.
I never thought of it that way.
Yeah.
Well, I remember it being a lot.
Yeah.
It was.
It is.
I don't think i really got
it like you're trying to see you know i don't him explaining it it's pretty good uh if you haven't
seen deception everybody go check it out reynolds seal reynolds seal it sounds like a company uh
reynolds here reynolds seal like reynolds rap yeah yeah reynolds rap reynolds seal
reynolds seal it's his brother it's reynolds rap we don't just wrap it we seal it he goes we uh
he goes what do you want reynolds rap where you got to do it how about you do you want your turkey
sealed shut here at reynolds seal we are you tired of and he's holding up reynolds
right are you tired of just the holes falling in and you think you know what i wish i could
seal my soup from last night well here at reynolds seal and then they're in a big fight about it
uh it's ugly at the every christmas every he they he brings all the stuff in Reynolds Wrap.
He brings stuff in Reynolds Seal.
Can't get the seal open, so people get upset about that.
He goes, yeah, well, it's fresher.
You got to earn it.
My wife asked me what I'm listening to that makes me laugh so much.
Never in a million years would I have thought the answer would have been a podcast about grocery stores.
Keep up the Lord's work, boys.
Look at that. Grocery stores. Suddenly the lord's work boys uh look at that grocery stores
uh suddenly reynolds sill enjoyed the grocery store of course he does his products in there
yeah he uh thank you reynolds that's awesome yeah yeah that's he grocery stores uh nicole's butcher
and these all sound like stores do they not not? Nicole's Butcher, you know?
Here at Nicole's Butcher, we exclusively use Reynolds Seal.
I mean, it's all just, hi, I'm Nicole and Nicole's Butcher.
And is it Nicole's?
I don't know.
Is it not Nicole?
You're emphasizing the butcher part.
Like, Nicole didn't write it.
She got her butcher to comment for her.
Yeah.
Hi.
Oh, yeah.
Hi.
I'm Nicole's butcher.
And I know you might be thinking, why did she send me out to give her answers?
But Nicole's busy right now, and she can't be bothered.
Who's Nicole?
Is it Nicole's?
It might be Nicholas.
Nicholas Butcher?
Nicole's Butcher.
How you doing?
I'm Nicole's Butcher.
Sir, what are you doing here?
I'm Nicole's Butcher.
Grocery stores?
Huh?
I can't wait until next week when the team discusses the history of bubbles.
All right, Nicole's.
I don't care if a butcher needs to.
Her butcher's not a fan.
We would do a history of bubbles.
That actually sounds pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Would that hurt the cameras if we blew bubbles?
It is bubbles.
Okay.
Justin Squatieri, a few episodes back,
you read a comment from someone about the happiness,
your theme song.
Oh, all right.
A few episodes back, you read a comment from someone
about the happiness your theme song brings to them
when they hear it start.
So naturally, you changed it.
Great to see you doing what the people want.
That is very funny.
We don't i mean yeah so
about that though just so you know i before we started i was getting a buddy of mine a buddy of
mine uh doug brown he was in the band safety suit female safety suit and doug's a songwriter
now he does i mean they say they still do safety suits, but songwriting, he's into that.
Me and Doug golf a lot.
Just a gem of a human being.
Wonderful, wonderful fellow.
He's got a great family.
And so he wrote the new, and I've completely forgot to mention it
because we just kind of put it in, but he wrote that new theme song.
So that's actually, because we were trying to,
because someone else said the other one does sound like it's been picked out of a music you know like stock and it was yeah uh
so this one is actually tailored to us this was written this was made for us so that's doug so we
do have a new theme song it's a fun one yeah thank you doug yeah way to go doug uh matt parish i'd
pay good money to see how worried bronco's face looked on the bird scooter and to see his moving
dismount i mean i think i like that whole sentence i'd pay good money to see how worried bronco's
face looked on the bird scooter uh it just kind of flowed he chose very good yeah words that flowed together broncos worried broncos face bird scoot
i mean just a wonderful that sentence is right up my alley uh could you not find that video
not that i want to show it but uh of you doing it i didn't look uh but it's maybe it's there
uh you know just imagine i'm sure we can find one on America's Funniest Home Videos
that gets the gist of it
yeah
Lena Peter watching Aaron get laughed when someone's
telling a story is the best his laugh is
completely contagious
it's called COVID
that's very nice
he does get a good laugh way to go Aaron
thank you
Anthony Contaldo
do you guys feel constant pressure to come up with new bits to the point where it affects everyday life?
Like, are you at the zoo with your family, preoccupied, looking for new material?
Yeah, I mean, I think you do.
I feel pressure.
I think right now in my act, I need five more minutes and I'd be happy.
If I could get five minutes somewhere.
So I'm kind of aware
that I need five minutes. And then once you, once I tape a special, which I will be taping a special
the end of October, which is all that one night only tour is my preparation for that. So come out
to that one night only tour. Uh, but when I, when I, when I'm done with this hour, then I'll need to come up with a lot of stuff.
It gets hard when you actually have the act built.
It's hard to add on.
But when you have nothing, a clean slate, I feel it's easier to add stuff.
That's interesting.
When I really need stuff, I can kind of get stuff quickly.
And then when I kind of already am full and it's like,
I feel like the ax built and I,
in like saying I need this extra five minutes,
it's a little tough for me to find that.
It's like losing that last five pounds.
Yeah.
It's a little harder.
A little harder.
Exactly.
That's a good analogy.
Uh,
so yes,
at the zoo,
we,
I would be,
you know,
I can get,
you know,
I can kind of get zoned out and I'm looking, I watch a lot of people.
I like watching interactions with people.
Joan Winter, did Laura's family have any concerns about her supporting you
while you got your career started?
Love the show.
Look forward to seeing you at OKC.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, Laura, when she got her job in New York,
I think they were worried about it.
It wasn't this crazy long out thing.
I mean, it was probably 10 years, 11 years before I was at least making as much money as I would be at Applebee.
The job I would have.
So that's your first where you're going at least, all right, I'm at least...
Some of you make 20 grand a year and like that's like big uh so it's yeah but i mean i think our family was definitely concerned i mean it was such a weird thing you know my family
comes from entertainment and their family but they're're good now? Yeah, they're fine now.
They get it.
I don't think her mom likes this podcast, but we talked about that.
She goes, I was talking to her about it, and she's wonderful.
She's like, so what?
Just like asking a lot of, so we all just, you know, I mean,
it just seems like you don't really
talk about anything you know it's like exactly like the grocery store bubbles uh
i uh arthur newman aaron is right about the disney signature logo the d looks like a g
it does if it's back i mean if we're just saying stuff can be backwards and look an eye looks like
a one if it's upside down.
So I guess that's what we're agreeing on.
Well, that's how little it looks like a D,
that it looks more like a backwards G than a D.
And I got to say, the outpouring of support about the Disney gate
has been overwhelming.
We've never had one that's so many comments.
Should it be Gizney date?
Gizney date.
There we go.
Oh, that's perfect.
That's good.
Not one comment supporting
zaldi though oh well that's crazy and people all thought it was g i got a lot well apparently we
got a lot of dumb listeners uh that's i think one person said zaldi but i think they're just
being nice oh yeah oh that's a good person uh no i'd never i've never heard the d i mean i said it
to uh harper and carter for uh both eight years old and they both disagreed carter did say oh
yeah if it's it looks like it could be a g backwards but i mean i guess if we're opening
the logic of going the words are just backwards, then I mean, they could all be something.
I mean, the Y looks like a broomstick.
If you turn it upside down, it's an H.
I mean, like there's a million, you know.
I didn't know that we could just do whatever we want.
All right.
Gizney.
Gizney date.
Tim Harris.
Nate is right about the shopping carts.
Carts with all four wheels that swivel
can get out of hand
Ikea already has them
in a scene from Tokyo Drift
as possible
around every corner
you never know
when you might
happen upon a Talladega turn
four style pile up
they literally should have
yellow flags
and a pace cart
to keep the carnage
under control
that's funny
just people just
seeing them just
come around corners
just flying not not thinking.
Running funk.
At a Walmart in Kansas City, we were getting checked out when amidst the clothing racks behind the checkout line,
a woman started screaming and was on the floor.
The cashier didn't flinch.
The woman continued hollering, and the cashier did nothing.
We finally asked her if they need to do anything.
She rolled her eyes and said it happens three to four times a week,
and they were trained specifically to do nothing,
and they will eventually get up and walk away.
That's so funny.
I mean, how crazy is that?
Yeah.
That they just know.
They know, just let it go.
Let them cry it out.
Let them cry it out.
I mean, it's like being a parent.
That's exactly what it is.
If you want to know what being a parent is like, I guess go work at Walmart.
If you're like, hey, I'd like to get a trial run at being a parent, go to Walmart.
You're going to let them cry and do whatever.
Why is the woman crying in this story?
She's faking the fall.
Oh, wow.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
It's that common.
They just laugh it off.
Yeah, it's that common.
I'm sure they're like, if we get involved, then they could.
It's almost like going to a child who's crying and you just want to act like nothing happened, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
When a kid gets hurt, sometimes it's, or if they do, instead of going over and be like, are you okay?
You kind of like let them, it's a tension, you know.
If they're not really hurt, I've had plenty of that where they just kind of go, it's fine.
Hi, Jonathan Oreck.
My family and I were going on vacation a couple weeks ago and stopped at a Wendy's for a bite to eat.
Me, my wife, and my brother on vacation a couple weeks ago and stopped at a Wendy's for a bite to eat.
Me, my wife, and my brother were in one car, first in line.
My mom, dad, and our sons were in the car behind us.
We ordered, and then we got to the window.
I said, I'd like to pay for mine and the vehicle behind me.
You could tell the poor girl working the window didn't have a clue what I was talking about. After some lengthy explaining, she let me pay for both.
My dad got to the window, and she told him his was talking about. After some lengthy explaining, she let me pay for both. My dad
got to the window and she told him his was paid for. He said he would like to pay for the car
behind him. And the girl at the window told him, we don't do that here anymore.
Oh, that's unbelievable. I mean, just, oh, we used to do that, but we don't do it anymore.
You know, I used to write the car in front. Yeah. A minute ago, one minute ago, we used to do that, but we don't do it anymore. Oh, you used to, right? The car in front?
Yeah.
A minute ago.
One minute ago, we used to do stuff like that all the time, but now we don't.
Now, not anymore.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
I mean, I just love the explanation.
There's definitely times you try to do something nice, and the person cannot wrap their head around it, and you go, it's just not worth it.
That's crazy that this guy stuck it out.
I mean, that's so funny.
He's like, all right, I'll just keep playing.
We don't do that here anymore.
I mean, she was probably so thrilled that that car was gone.
Yeah.
Like, all right.
What a nightmare.
And then yours has already been paid for.
And then just again, just right back in it.
And good for her for that answer.
We don't do that here anymore.
Oh, that's wonderful.
Here we go.
This is going to be a tough one.
Rick, no.
I'm amazed.
Bartholomew.
Is that how you say it?
I don't know how to say that.
Bartholomew.
Yeah.
Oh, that is Bartholomew?
We had it right the first time.
Oh.
I have a real hard time with that word. Bartholomew? We had it right the first time. I have a real hard time with that word.
Bartholomew.
Is that it?
Yeah, good, good.
There's no way that sounds right.
Bartholomew.
Bartholomew, come here.
I mean, just a...
I am amazed Bartholomew did not Google peanuts and Coke.
The history is pretty great.
Workers would do it to not touch their
peanuts with their dirty hands great podcast gents i didn't know that makes sense i guess
like up there because they don't say i mean just don't eat peanuts uh i guess they're really not
a bad it's just so funny to think that they don't, you know, it's like, well, how are we going to carry them?
Oh, we'll just ruin them.
They're not ruined, though.
I know, but they kind of are.
I mean, it's just, it's kind of insane to go, I don't want to grab these peanuts.
You know what?
Just ruin the whole point of them and pour them in your drink.
Like that, like who thinks to do that?
Someone said that farmers driving tractors would do that
so they could keep one hand on the wheel
and have their drink and their meal in the other hand.
Spill all the water.
It's, yeah, I don't know.
It's just such a funny idea to think.
Like, you know, I'm trying to think what else, you know,
if you're like trying to carry, you're like,
I got a sandwich and I don't want you to get it dirty. I'll just, you know, put'm trying to think what else, you know, if you're like trying to carry, you're like, I got a sandwich and I don't want you to get it dirty.
I just, you know, put in your water bottle.
I mean, that's essentially the same, you know.
It's a little more practical than that.
Well, it's the same theory.
I mean, you don't think you're going to have a guy try that, you know.
Sandwich in the water bottle?
I got a sandwich and a bag of chips, but.
That doesn't sound bad.
And then, you know what? I'm putting my bag of chips in my. You never put chips on your sandwich? I got a sandwich and a bag of chips, but... That doesn't sound bad. And then, you know what?
I'm putting my bag of chips in my...
You never put chips on your sandwich?
I put them on the sandwich.
There you go.
But I'm talking about in the soda.
That's what the Coke is what I'm talking about.
Like, that's the whole point of this.
That's normal.
I would put chips on my sandwich.
I think you just got to break my point with the chips on the sandwich.
I don't know how that does it.
You know?
I'm saying if you had dirty hands...
Yeah. Right? Then you just put... Anyway. I'm going to go put water. that you know i'm saying if you had dirty hands yeah all right there you go anyway i'm gonna go
put water yeah you know could i get some uh oranges in that want just something you know
what i never like oranges make my hands sticky so i just put them in my sweet tea uh where's
your keys at oh my keys are in my Mountain Dew bottle.
I didn't have pockets.
So I just threw my keys in there.
Bob Hafner,
another great addition of finish Nate's thoughts yourself.
I do do that a lot.
So,
you know what?
I let y'all jump in too.
A little exercise.
Cameron Rodriguez,
when blanket blates, blankets are wonderful name. You know what? I'll let y'all jump in, too. A little exercise. Cameron Rodriguez. When Blanket Bates.
Blanket's a wonderful name.
When Blanket Bates reads it like he was called on to read for the class and he's trying to impress the teacher, but still sound cool by not caring that much.
That's true.
That's how when you read.
That's very specific.
Yeah.
But I feel like he nailed it.
Or she nailed it. She nailed it. That's very specific. Yeah. But I feel like he nailed it.
Or she nailed it.
She nailed it.
Cameron Rodriguez.
Hard to tell.
I would say it's a girl.
I say there's some truth to that.
I'm trying to read it properly, but yet not too good because Nate takes offense that people can read well.
He's got a new shirt, new haircut.
I mean, someone came in with some money.
First day of fall. This is new money right here.
I didn't think we were making money on this podcast yet,
but apparently someone's got a side.
I mean, he's doing ads on, just seeing local ads and going,
hi, I'm breakfast-based.
Yeah.
Hello, folks.
Hey, are you here?
I'm breakfast.
My name's, you don't think I know breakfast, but I know breakfast.
Here at Waffle House, we do breakfast all day long i mean do you think he i think you'd be the first to be
doing some commercials yeah you guys don't know what i got going on hello folks
chris cyber who's gonna tell nate there's nothing no such thing as tostinos pizza
i know it's my favorite, though.
Totino's, right?
We basically knew this last week.
We just –
You said it so confidently that I left thinking, okay, there's Tostino's pizza rolls,
and then there must be a pizza called Totino's because you said it so confidently.
I know.
I questioned it last week on the podcast.
I questioned it, but I just kept saying it.
I was even thought I was wrong, but, you know, I was like,
might as well just go in.
I love them.
I've eaten two of them after these shows this weekend.
I just, I mean, that's almost my favorite pizza.
I just, you know, so good.
I used to love Piga Wiggly's pizza.
We used to eat that at, like, brief stint at volunteer state community college we
drive home to my parents afterwards and we'd cook those uh like small self like you just make your
own little piggly pizza it was wonderful i like bad pizza the lunch pizza that's square rectangle
oh yeah that's come on yeah it's good i know If I go eat lunch with my daughter at her school and they have that, I'll take two, please.
Red Beard.
The only information Nate got right about Big Red was the name Big Red from Texas cream soda.
Well, my dad drinks it.
I got that right.
Take that, Red Beard.
Yeah.
Red Beard.
Yeah.
It's got to work for Big Red
yeah
or something
I get really offended
by that
I feel like he just
gets called in
on all red things
hey Red
this guy got
Big Red wrong
what
it's just anything
Red
the gum
yeah
they got some
fire truck information
wrong Red
and he comes in what and then he comes
in hey he doesn't even listen to the podcast he just comes in if we say anything that's red wrong
derrick visor or visor maybe it's just me but i feel like britches is getting a little too big
for his brains for his brian's sorry that's i'm maybe it's just me but i feel like britches is getting a little too big for his brains for his brian's that's maybe it's just me
but i feel like britches is getting a little too big for his brian's it was easier to feel bad for
him when he seemed like an innocent victim but now he either plays up the attacks for sympathy
or throw some zingers back at nate i feel like saying okay just remember your place bud all three
of y'all are hilarious, though.
Thanks for a great podcast.
That's – I didn't think y'all would read my comment like that, but I – yeah.
This – I mean, Derek's my favorite.
Called me out.
My brother's name is Derek, spelled exactly like you, and he – Derek gets it.
You know what I mean?
I think it's true.
You come in, you – I mean, first, look at you.
You're dressed much better now. You got a haircut. I mean, talk about it's true. You come in. I mean, first, look at you. You're dressed much better now.
You've got a haircut.
I mean, talk about going to his head.
And he does.
He wants to read the whole show now.
I mean, I'm slowly getting out of this.
Welcome to bait land.
I want to offer you an apology, Nate, for the way I've treated you on this show.
It's been very rough.
That is right.
People are saying it, so I apologize.
Yeah. I'm glad they see right. People are saying it, so I apologize. Yeah.
I'm glad they see it.
Maybe get to it.
He always yells at me like I'm the problem.
That's right.
And we're starting to see a little bit,
am I the problem?
Michael Fair.
I mean, Derek, we might read that again.
I want to start.
That's where the new hello, folks, is just me reading his comment.
It's a great joke in the first line.
Yeah.
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Britches is getting a little too big for his Brian's.
That's well done.
That was, yeah.
I said brains.
I messed it up out the gate.
Michael Farah.
Fun fact.
Go Set a Watchman was written by Harper Lee before To Kill a Mockingbird, but published way later. Go Set a Watchman was written by Harper Lee before To Kill a Mockingbird
but published way later
Go Set a Watchman
you don't know everything Aaron
how was I supposed to know that
yeah
well I
you're the smartest person
Go Set a Watchman
doesn't seem like a good name
well
it didn't go well
To Kill a Mockingbird
did it bomb
yeah the book did yeah
yeah because the name's not to kill a mockingbird was a prequel i guess to this yeah to kill a
mockingbird interesting a great name ghost said a watchman i don't know maybe it's a good book name
it sounds like a book ghost said a watchman i'm not reading that uh i would say that first
have you you know ghost said a watchman i'm that. Well, I didn't say it was a book.
It sounds like a book.
Christopher Scroggins.
Nate said there's cats in New York bodegas about five times.
I wonder if he realizes there's a correlation to keep rats out.
Yeah, I did.
It doesn't, I mean, they act like that's like normal,
that you're going, you know what?
The Krogerger here they don't
have cats running around to keep the rats out there's a there's you i do know that that's why
they do it but i mean just kind of like it's not like it's like yeah yeah so cats can lay on the
food right there's probably other ways.
You're in New York City.
You're not in just the desert somewhere trying to survive.
Lee Kelly, it's definitely time that burrito brought out some merch.
I would happy buy a hello, folks T-shirt.
Lee, I bet he's getting them printed right now.
So you're in luck.
Lee-er.
I'll have it.
Torino Shanta.
They always make fun of Barnyard for being an old man.
But when Nate starts ranting,
it is pure 70-year-old grandfather getting worked up about technology,
not working, and tipping the youths.
Thank you, Torin.
Yeah. Did you say Torino? Tor okay maybe i said torino totinos uh totino shanta um yeah i do get i have no problem tipping
the youth i have a problem if uh i've actually talked to my neighbor about it where i'm fine
with tipping the youth i think it's good but if you go into a
business and you do all the work there's a point that you gotta you're like come on man like i you
know i'd rather just the kids sit outside and ask me for money for god that would make me feel better
you know hey i know you're gonna go make up all your own food in there, but can I have $10 for college? Yeah. Undergrad?
Postgrad?
Undergrad, postgrad. Bachelor?
Undergrad, early grad.
Barfyman362, guys, please try and get Nate's dad on the podcast and talk about magic.
I'm an amateur magician and would love to hear some of the stories he has to share from his experience performing.
Cheers for the episode.
Much love. Well, Barfyman36 362 if you know where my dad's at i'd love to meet him someday uh
all right uh barfing man 362 you are in luck because today's episode is about magic, and my dad is here.
Dad.
So he's here.
So we did it.
Barfing Man 362. Are you sure?
I don't know if he's here.
Yeah.
Everybody.
Yeah, I won from Harper.
Oh, that's Harper.
Harper gave you that.
Oh, that's for the um harry potter harry
potter yes uh all right everybody this is uh my dad hi steven bargetzi you know what someone said
uh what was the comment i was going to talk about uh did when he said the kid –
when we were talking about you just let the kid cry out and that you don't do,
that was when I played basketball when I was 10 years old or 11.
You got to let this go.
And I hurt my thumb in the game, and I have to go sit down.
I can't dribble.
The ball can't touch my left hand.
My thumb hurts so bad.
And my dad yelled at me to get back in the game.
I got back in the game, and I just can't dribble.
It's just not working.
And then I have to go back out.
You had two hands.
That's what I was telling you.
But then they were mad at me. Dad was mad at me. And we go to the hospital, and my had two hands. That's what I was telling you. Well, but then they were mad at me.
Dad was mad at me.
And we go to the hospital with thumbs broke.
Thumbs broke.
And he was never happier.
I never seen a kid so happy when they said, yep, it's broke.
And he just go with me like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And I felt horrible.
He thought I was just.
Well, the good thing is we have my daughter's son, Caleb,
last year playing basketball, twists his ankle.
Same thing.
I go, walk it off, buddy, walk it off.
And he played the whole second half and then go to the hospital.
Yep, it's broke.
He should have stayed off of it.
Gosh.
Oh, man.
My dad still hasn't learned.
He still makes even the grandkids.
Get out there.
We all get it.
All right.
Thanks for coming on.
Everybody always asks, show them your IBM.
There we go.
Dad is the president of IBM, International Brotherhood of Magicians.
We're very proud of him.
Did you do it for one year?
Yep.
Right?
And I got 2020.
So it's not the best year to become president, I guess.
It's been the most memorable.
Yeah.
Who was that guy?
I'll be a trivia question.
Yeah.
Who was the president that didn't go around and see everybody like you're supposed to?
Yeah, that was him.
Is that one of the roles to visit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was supposed to.
I've already had four countries already that had postponed.
And I've had to do like Zoom calls.
I've been a part of it.
But I'm supposed to be there to give things out and awards and stuff like that.
But very much so I have to go to England.
That's almost I have to.
I was Canada and stuff and invited to Australia and all those places.
And I didn't get to go.
I don't, I didn't get to go.
I kind of go.
I didn't have to go, which is not bad, but also it would have been nice to be a part of it.
But they want you to do another year?
I don't want to do another year.
Even though I'm not traveling, it's still a lot of work to be the president.
It's a lot more than I ever thought.
There's something every day, some little problem that you've got to handle.
Who would ever think?
We have about 15,000 members in 88 different countries.
What does it tell people to know what it is?
Because people won't listen to this.
I mean, it's the biggest yeah it's the largest of there's two there's several magic societies i guess in the in the world and
stuff but the international brotherhood of magician was really one of the first organized
way back in 1922 some magician said you know we ought to get together and talk about this stuff
and uh but you know in the very beginning of magic if you were the magician you died with
your secrets uh you didn't want anybody to know and and you would it would be in your will to burn
all your books and all your notes and stuff like that and um like that when houdini or yeah yeah
they didn't they houdini and blackstone they hated each other and they would uh they would
hire each other's assistants,
pay them a lot of money just to tell them how they were doing their stuff.
That's like the movie.
What's that movie?
Prestige.
Prestige.
Yeah, yeah, yes.
That's very kind of true.
That part of it is true, how they stole things from each other and stuff.
Because it wasn't shared like it was.
And even when I was little, it wasn't.
When I was young, getting into magic, it wasn't.
You had to know a magician.
And even if you had the books, you couldn't understand all of them.
I mean, some of them are written in kind of a code-like,
so you would have to have somebody go, well, that's what this is.
But not now.
Now the internet is, and you get, everybody just wants to share everything.
They want to show you everything.
Because now it's probably art to go in, here's how I did it.
Yeah.
But I mean, there's some people that have, you know, I mean, on that show, what is it?
The Penn and Teller where they have to guess how the trick.
I mean, there's been people that they can't guess, right?
Yeah, a lot of people.
A lot of people.
Yeah, yeah.
Is there anybody that has any trick that they just don't tell them how it's done?
Is there any well they get on that show you have to tell them because then they can't how do they know that that they didn't guess it right yeah so and there has been there was a magician i knew i
knew of that refused to tell them and then they they wouldn't they wasn't gonna let him on so
finally at the end he had to go on and tell them. And I mean, but I don't think they would run around and tell.
Yeah.
That show's made for magicians.
And they, you know, my hat's off to them for giving people spotlights
and giving them a chance to get on the show.
They make you look good no matter what.
They're going to say good things.
You're going to have good video.
Yeah.
All the stuff that you need in today's world, saying you was on pen and dollar yeah do you ever see tricks that
you have no idea or do you yes yes yes yes yes um and i love that feeling yeah of not knowing every
trick that there is out there i get fooled all the time when i was young and uh when nathan was
even young unfortunately harvey didn't buy him as much stuff
because I tried to buy every trick I didn't know.
I bought tricks just to find out how they were worked.
And that's definitely for any young magicians out there,
it's not what you want to do.
You know, if it's not now,
if it's not something I really want to do
that I think that I could do or do something with,
I just assume, you know i might
like to know but i don't have to seek it so bad that i go out and buy it just so i now i can find
the secret out what does that mean to buy it you buy the rights to do these tricks and they show
you how it's done yes yeah uh and then book you can buy the book or you can buy pamperers you can
just actually just buy the trick sometimes and stuff.
But in this world, everything's changed now because of the thing.
Like, you know, we had certain tricks and we called it by a certain name
because that's what you did if you bought the secret.
But now in real life, you can't call it.
You can't say that because then somebody's out in the audience
going to Google that and go, oh, here's what you're doing.
So now you have to make up some weird name because you wouldn't dare say to your live what the actual really, where they might find the answer to that secret.
But I will say this, and this is, even as being the president of the, of the international brotherhood of magician COVID
and all this stuff.
And it's been not, it was started off great.
Magicians just started meeting by zoom and teaching each other and doing lectures.
And if you're a member of our society, you can go to the international brotherhood of
magicians.org and, uh, go to that, uh, magician.org and go to our website.
You can see 20 lectures i
i'm one of them where we talk about what we were doing we were trying to get not so many tricks
as why you do what you do or whatever but what's happening is it's exploded and now everybody's
getting on there giving away magic and we got people giving magic away that's not
their tricks and they're going well here's how he does this and that well you and you know you
bought that just because i bought it from somebody i don't have the right to explain it to the world
his trick unless it's mine no one's gonna buy that guy yeah yeah yeah crushing that guy's
that's right that's right he makes anything because i mean a lot of people make money
selling these like that's how a lot of magicians make money, right?
Yeah.
With the magic conventions and seminars and things like that.
This is one thing.
When I was first getting involved and going to conventions and hanging around with a lot of other magicians,
I thought they were all David Copperfields and Lance Burtons.
And I thought, these guys are all great and they know everything.
I'm sorry to say, but about 80% of our memberships are just hobbyists.
And they're just people, kind of like Brian's comedy.
But it's just like, I'm sorry.
I just had to throw that in there.
It wouldn't be right.
Thank you.
He dabbled in it.
I woke Aaron up.
But sorry, Brian. I'm just kidding. he dabbled in it I woke Aaron up but sorry Brian
I'm just kidding
Brian never knows
when I'm kidding him
I made a joke
about his shirt
one time
it freaked him out
you weren't kidding
about that
no I was
I promise you
I was 1000% joking
because Brian and dad
have done shows
without me
like yeah
well if we're all
doing one together
but then y'all
have done them
separately
I haven't
been there.
I like to hire Brian.
Brian's great.
Kramer and Morty Seinfeld going to business together.
Yeah, thank you.
So raincoat.
Yeah.
Yeah, now you made me forget what we were talking about there, Brian, because I am-
I made you forget.
You slammed me, and then I made you-
Okay, I'm sorry.
No, but most of our members are hobbyists,
and they just love magic.
They love the – there's all kinds of people interested in magic.
There's people that like the history of it,
people that collect books, people that collect old tricks,
and that just got this – I got this prop that was made in the 1800s,
and it still works, and all of this stuff.
And they got their own clubs and those people, and they like to come.
And we go, and we have conventions, and we teach and talk about the,
you know, this is how you do it, and this is what it is.
And so those people, I've made a good living off people buying my tricks.
And I would say, you know, I hate to say,
but a lot of part of them will probably never do it.
They just like to buy it.
It's like when they come to see you, they want a T-shirt.
They want something from you.
So they went and seen you, Lex, or be part of it.
They go, I'll buy his trick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would never dare try to follow him on a show
I mean
you're hard for anybody
to follow
yeah
but the only time
I still got burned
we did a prison show
two straight days
you went the first day
with Jackson
not some prison show
that I
no
different
this is a great
totally different one
yeah
they go do it
he and Jason go the first day
Jason's another magician
Jason Michaels
the heat mentors
and
I don't know how many people
was there
because I wasn't
but it was
it was packed
well
you did so
they were put in
you did so well
that the next day
Jason took me
and you couldn't make it
and they all thought
there
we had to move to the
overflow gym
and there was almost a riot
because there were so many
people there
to see you but it was me i'm just in there with gang members who are upset because i'm not pulling a
quarter out of their ear yeah it was mainly i have a trick where a snake jumps out and it just
scared the bejesus out of this guy and uh so they all wanted me what happened is the first
this happens in high school anywhere I go.
If I go to high school and do four shows, by the third, second, third,
and fourth shows, you can't get anybody in the gym.
They're all cutting classes and coming in there and going because they've heard.
So that's what happened at the prison.
They kind of, eh, magic show.
Eh, we don't know.
We don't know.
And so that group came.
And we were in not the overflow. We was in a pretty good-sized room. But we had a ball, and don't know. We don't know. And so that group came. And we were in not the overflow.
We was in a pretty good-sized room.
But we had a ball, and they were great.
And the guy I picked on was awesome.
And then, so I guess the next day, they thought I was coming back.
So they told the entire person.
Everybody was going, you got to go see this guy.
He's unbelievable.
And then it's Brian.
And it's Colin. yeah and it's hello folks
it did not go well yeah well they got me started in doing the uh uso kind of armed forces
entertainment and i kind of think i always thought them in prisons are the best two shows to kind of
do i mean because these guys appreciate you so much,
and they're just ready to go.
So it's really a shame you couldn't do well in that atmosphere, Brian.
I would have thought.
Well, it's hard to get over the disappointment of you not being there.
I mean, that's got to be.
This guy's going to make all this stuff appear.
I had a bunch of dating jokes, and they weren't dating much at the time.
You guys on match?
What is it like?
Let's read some of this is the past.
Did you know the earliest known trick?
Yep.
Apparently on the wall, in the pyramid wall,
there's what looks like guys are doing something
that they claim is the cups and balls picture.
I don't agree with that.
I think it's pull my finger.
I'm sure that had to happen in some cave somewhere way before this.
But they say it's the, what I've heard is recorded.
I mean, the oldest back that they can find where it looks like they were maybe doing some type of magic or something like that.
Where it's sleight's slight of hand yeah the cut yeah the cup and ball trick is the yeah the where that's for you know who's
i don't know i mean does everybody know do you know what the cup and ball trick is i used to
have a cup and ball set oh man when i was younger and i learned all the tricks in a you know and
it was a lot of fun yeah wow wow are they plastic or real they're metal cups and
the balls were like felt yeah yeah that's easy yeah that's good most kids the first ones are
the little plastic three different color cups and stuff for you to jump in with the metal ones
i'm impressed that was the real deal yeah you were going to be it now look at you
and stuff but a cup and ball is kind of like a passage the right of passage things i think
as a magician if you're going to learn sleight of hand that's a that's the trick that's one of the
tricks that you have to kind of master or at least play you spend time with because it has so many
different slights and so many i mean it's it's what makes magic magic it's misdirection it makes
you look the wrong place it's getting you to go with the tension has a surprise ending you can i mean you can just do so many things with it i personally
um just in trying to do it i i now just do the cup and ball so i've knocked it all the way down
just the the fastest what can i do uh because i tend to make all my my tricks last really long
and talking so i went from three cups.
Now I'm only using one and basically doing the same thing.
There's a three, but I'm just doing it with the one cup,
but I still have all the surprise endings.
Did you buy it from this guy?
No, from...
Didi, Egyptian magician 5,000 years ago?
No.
Stephen Bargatze on line one?
That is the only thing that I halfway collect.
I have probably about 15 sets of cups and balls.
They go back pretty far.
And the stuff that I like.
Any of the silver work ones?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like it's an old.
Yeah, I've got some really neat ones and stuff,
and sets like that, though.
They're really kind of cool.
All right.
So how long have magicians been around?
There are examples of magicians in the Bible, both the Old and New Testament.
In the Book of Exodus, God brought plagues on the Egyptian people,
but the Egyptian magicians were matching many of the plagues.
In one example, Moses and Aaron went to meet with Pharaoh.
As the Lord commanded, Aaron threw his staff down in front of Pharaoh,
and it became a snake.
And then Pharaoh summoned his wise men and sorcerers and the Egyptian magicians,
and they also threw their staff down, and it became a snake.
But Aaron's staff swallowed up their staffs.
Yeah, much better trick.
Yeah.
Yeah, he wins.
He would have won the contest.
What do you think that is?
You know what?
That's a great question because in somewhat,
I think there's difference in magicians and sorcery
and demonic in that kind of level.
I believe that stuff like that can happen.
And so I think that's probably exactly what had happened but i also
know i could do that trick i could turn uh that staff right there go ahead no do it i'd have to
have a snake but uh because i actually played around with the ones with a little garter snake
and you've seen the trick with the canes where they just comes out with the the spinning cane
it's a very popular trick you can get anywhere, disappearing cane or appearing cane.
Yeah.
But if you had a disappearing cane, you could load a snake in there very easily and plug up the top where it's not going to come out.
And then you just do the trick, the snake's going to fall out.
And now you've turned that into a...
going to fall out. And now you've turned that into a, I think you can, there's some people up in the mountain somewhere that I could convince them that I just did that.
They just go, wow, that he did it. But now to make, if they have a snake that eats mine,
I'm in the wrong church. And then the book of Acts, Simon the Sorcerer
became a Christian
and then later
asked the apostles
if he could buy their tricks
so he could lay hands
on people
and give them
the Holy Spirit.
Apostle Peter replied,
may your money perish
with you
because you thought
you could buy
the gift of God
with money.
You have no part
or share in this ministry
because your heart
is not right with God.
Yeah.
Again, Stephen,
would you?
All right.
Well, my thing on this is the word sorcerer. And I've heard different stories. I
heard that when King James, it was always, it was sorcerers. And because it even tells you to be
aware of sorcerers. And this guy was looking for the power that came through the Holy Spirit. So
he was just wanting to be something that he was not.
And he thought, is this maybe a magic trick?
I don't know what he thought.
But King James, what I heard, was fooled by the cup and ball thing.
And so when they were having the Bible translated, he thought that,
because at the end on almost all cups and balls, you have a big surprise ending in it, or a bigger ball,
something that can't be almost impossible to be in the cup.
And so somebody told King James or something that he thinks that the guy
put him under a spell, he fell asleep, and then woke up,
and that was in there.
You know, it's like something weird happened.
That's King James' version?
Yeah.
No, but this is what I heard the story was. Come on. It's like something weird happened. That's King James Version? Yeah. No, but this is what I heard the story was.
Yeah, the King James Version.
It's not.
But apparently he said-
That's pretty good.
All right, thank you.
Even magicians are sorcerers.
So he actually potentially put the word magician in the King James Version,
but it's really not the King James.
It's really a sorcerer is what they were talking
about and it's someone that does potions and drugs and can and do that kind of stuff and mess with
people and uh those are the ones we'd be aware of the very first sleight of hand guys they were
called jesters and they were also called fool for christ so they would actually work they would
actually go out and talk to kids and people and say, what these guys are doing is not real magic. You don't have to be afraid of them. They're using sleight of hand. And then they would produce and do the same tricks and then show them that it was sleight of hand, that they had no powers. So that's the big difference is when you think it's real.
Do you ever get accused of
all the time yeah yeah i remember uh one of my favorite stories is this uh i taught a class to
guys who were doing uh they were uh children pastors so i taught them some tricks they can
do in children church and some you know example things. And one of them did it and his church
freaked out. It was up in Portland, Tennessee. And they were going to, they told him, we don't,
we don't need you anymore. And they were getting rid of him because he did magic.
And so he calls and he has a month left in church he hires me so it's kind of like he
don't care so he goes they don't like magic i'm so let's just he doesn't tell me yeah until i get
there he goes hey they let you know they fired me because i did a magic trick i go i'm fixing to do
a whole hour and he goes where's these three ladies right there and there was they were lady
and they had notepads and they had everything they were ready for me and uh so i kind of told
that story about that it's beware of sorcerers not magicians the real word would get pharmaceutical
from for pharmacy you should beware of walgreens before you should meet. And then I talked about it, and we had a good time, and some kids came forward, and everything
was great.
But afterwards, this lady, she came and got me.
And I remember she was a bigger lady, and she had orange hair.
And so she comes walking up there, and she had this hat, and I don't know the verse offhand,
but she read the verse, don't practice deception. And she said, you are practicing deception and that's from the devil.
And God spoke to me and I said, well, can I ask you a question? Do you dye your hair?
And that was it. She got really, really mad and turned around and left. And I just thought that was the greatest answer.
Thank you, Lord, for that.
That I was able to come up with that.
Wow.
And he got fired anyway.
So it all worked out well.
That's crazy.
Another word I kept reading was conjurer.
Yeah.
Is that a word that y'all use?
Some do in their characters or something like that.
Somebody that makes, again, you're trying to portray. Yeah. There a uh do you i've heard remember doug henning when you were little he was
a guy that i really looked up to he he got into this so much that he he thought he looked for the
real magic in the world and he thought that he was trying to he wanted to take it a step farther
and get into the world of you know you step over and I would never want to go into or anything like that.
And it really messed him up.
Yeah.
Wow.
Is that a common thing for people to do that?
Kind of get caught up in that?
It may be for some, but not the many guys I know of.
But a lot of them betray it and they want you to feel that way.
They want you to think. You got to think, if I'm going to betray it, and they want you to feel that way. They want you to think.
You got to think, if I'm going to read your mind,
I want you to think that it's real.
Yeah.
I want you to think, well, how in the world can he do that?
Right.
And then they think, they probably think it's real.
Yeah, yeah.
If they can convince you that it's real,
then they've convinced themselves that it's real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I used to do tricks.
So when I started working in clubs and doing a lot of things like that,
where you just met a lot of different people,
I used to get people come up afterwards and go,
oh,
you're great.
You're really great.
I've lost my ring.
Can you tell me where it is?
You know,
or we can't,
I've even had somebody ask me,
my sister's been missing.
Do you think you could help find what I can find your card?
Yes.
But I can't find your sister this is not
i mean so it's it's what the people perceive and and there's people that really want to believe
really really bad but i honestly think most magicians if you're doing a trick you know it's
not real yeah you know what you're doing and uh so you're just but you're just well because that
should be enough that should be enough for you that you can make this person not know what you're just, you're just. Well, cause that should be enough. That should be enough for you that you can make this person not know what
you're doing.
That's right.
Cause it's such a small area.
You're not telling them to look way over here.
It's this tiny area.
Yeah.
And then they can trick you.
Real quick.
We'll do one.
Yeah.
To Aaron.
Because, and this one, this one didn't matter.
No, Aaron's a secret genius.
So be careful
I know that Notre Dame
so that was really good
alright I'll go slower
alright
you mix them up
yeah whatever
and
he's going to do one of those
because he's Catholic they know how to shuffle
give it to Brian the
Baptist and they would have been everywhere but what happens those that's because he's catholic they know how to shuffle that's right give it to brian the church
baptist and here they would have been everywhere but what happens is how people think stuff happens
first of all they think well the cards are all set up or whatever like this is and then there's
only way you could do a trick like this is he has to be in and on you're not in or nothing no like
what i picked you no no i don't even really
know who you are that much in this group and uh but so uh i let you shuffle okay so that takes
away one of the areas so i like as a magician i like to take away what people are thinking
so they think well he must have been in on it so we know it's not. Then I let them shuffle. Just slide a card out.
Don't take it all the way out.
Just leave it.
Don't take it out.
Yeah, that's fine.
And the reason why I like this is because most people would have grabbed that card, right?
Right.
Because it's easy to grab.
Yes, because it's easy to grab and stuff like that.
If you're listening at home, Aaron did not grab that card.
No, no, he did not.
But maybe I even wanted you to take this one.
Right.
So if you want, we can push it back and grab another one.
I mean, should I?
I would, but you don't have to.
And I kind of want to commit to that card in the middle.
Yeah, see, that's all psychic.
See, I already got you convinced that now you should stick with the first one. And now I kind of want to commit to that card in the middle. Yeah, see, that's all psychic.
See, I already got you convinced that now you should stick with the first one.
Because I'll be honest, I saw the one that was more,
and I was like, well, that, I don't, you know.
Maybe I thought more about it than I should have.
I like that one.
You're going to regret it.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
So pull it back and get another one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, why not?
All right.
Let's do this one then.
No, come on.
Now you're going to the way obvious one.
Now, come on.
You're so easy to manipulate.
First of all, I would have never done that.
I would have never put that back and went for another one and stuff.
It just shows you how easy I see.
First of all, because you're just trying to be polite.
There's no reason to be polite to a magician.
You want to be courteous, but you should have stuck with the first one.
But now you change your mind.
Now, no matter what happens, he's going to go,
God, I wish I would have stuck with the first one.
You go on and slide it out, and you can show them or if you want
the camera or whatever don't let me see it i want i promise you i'm not looking for you the guys here
put it back wherever you want and shuffle again anywhere in the deck anywhere in the deck see now
that's another thing because a lot of people say you know what happens is when magicians get a card
back they have to control the card they do these little fancy shuffles and they make sure
the card is right where they are and so we've eliminated that this is what this is the kind
of magic that i like that we would have taken a card and um and do it a matter of fact that's the
first card that you was going to take i'm pretty sure but um and the big thing is you don't know.
I need these cards.
This is a new deck.
I should have took the advertising cards out or whatever. But you don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, you stomped him, Aaron.
You stomped him.
You did.
I took out too many cards.
All right.
How do you want me to find this?
Just to cut a card?
Cut?
Yeah, that sounds good.
There's one card.
Holly, get that.
We'll call you up.
He just launched the card across the table.
From out of the middle of the deck.
From out of the.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
Do you want me to show it?
Yeah, why not?
I mean.
It was my card.
It's a three of spades.
Three of spades.
That is unbelievable.
Without me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll post this clip, right?
We'll post the clip because some people are listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can't know. I don't know. We'll post this clip, right? We'll post the clip because some people are listening.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They can't watch.
So we'll post the clip.
So just go to NateLand social media, and you'll be able to see that clip.
That's crazy.
See the trick.
Yeah, it's great.
I mean, that's what we used to buy Dad every Christmas.
Deck of cards.
Every birthday, every anything.
Deck of cards.
It was a deck of cards you just it was our it was our
tie that's right like a typical tie you'd buy your dad yeah that was our tie was just cards
you could always buy a deck all right uh you go through a lot of deck of cards yeah as because
especially in tennessee it's so humid that if I were to do a show outside or something.
I like to do, I like close-up magic.
That's where I got started.
But, of course, you got to make money doing the bigger stuff.
And so I got into the bigger things.
But I still love, my heart is still there.
And if you've ever seen me perform, i pick on people and i kind of uh
get on them and stuff i need to know their personality before i get them up on stage
so i always walk around and meet people and talk to them and show them a card trick so i can see
what kind of a person they are and i even do that when i open up for nate but now it's going to get
harder people are going to start i want to go to people's cars no no but when people start when they know i'm going to be there yeah
you've changed the game it was so much better when i could just walk up and say hey who's a
nate fan if i talk to him and then go hey i'm his dad and then they just they go wow really and
they had no idea i'm on the show yeah it. It's before, and I love that moment.
But, yeah, if I go out with you, it'll ruin that.
Well, you won't be able to go.
I mean, did you have it, like, towards the, you know,
because you'd have to pick someone to bring him on stage now.
I mean, people could guess.
They see you.
They're going to be like, oh, I bet that's his dad.
Yeah.
I think i can hear
him talking now yeah i mean towards the end they were going because because we were going that's
his dad's dad's walking around and uh but that doesn't mean that they know i'm on the show
yeah because i'm not i'm not dressed i'm kind of a little like a little slobby
and stuff with this little wal shirt. That's really great.
I heard you're engaged,
right?
I am.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She got you that shirt.
I can tell she doesn't want women looking at him.
I got a pack of them.
You know,
he's got a pack of shirts at Walmart.
Uh,
Dan Soder,
Dan Soder would go,
we were on the road once and we go into a Walmart and he just grabs a stack of jeans and then just buys them,
and he goes, oh, I'm good now.
And he would just buy a whole stack of jeans like an old man.
And I was like, what are you?
You don't buy something?
He goes, no, these are good.
You just buy a pack of these.
Wow.
Like jeans.
Yeah.
Crazy.
We looked up some of the famous magicians.
The earliest magician to pull a rabbit out of a hat was Louis Comte.
Is that it?
Yeah.
I think so.
I know the whole story behind that.
It's really, really good.
It was, um, uh, he came into some small town.
And so like he does, he got, you go back then where where what happened they would go to a dinner club or
somebody big in the town would have them over and they would do a one parlor trick and try to talk
everybody in the comment and uh there was like a tabloid paper that was out in his advertising
and right above him was an article of a said some lady gave birth to a rabbit
and it was just like you know just like the tabloids today.
And he just thought that was really funny.
So he produced the rabbit out of his hat that night
just to be a joke about the lady having the rabbit.
And it became popular and then it just caught on.
He just did it at a show.
He just did it at a show one time just because of that and the news.
And that's what started
the whole thing
yeah
wow
oh yeah
and that's
that's the most famous thing
from magicians
a bat
and sawing a woman
in the hip
yeah
I get that
people ask me that
can you pull a rabbit
out of a hat
yeah
I always say them
no
the rabbit peed in my hat
and those hats
are about 500 bucks now.
Yeah.
A rabbit
is still $8.
Yeah.
I'm not,
I'm not doing it.
Gene,
Eugene,
Robert,
Houdini.
Yeah.
Houdini got his name
from there.
Oh,
wow.
Was a French watch
maker,
magician,
illusionist,
wildly recognized
as the father of the modern style of magic.
In the 1800s, he transformed magic from a pastime for the lower classes,
seen at fairs to an entertainment for the wealthy,
which he offered in a theater opened in Paris,
a legacy preserved by the tradition of modern magicians to perform in tales.
So he was the first. And I hope I'm getting this right. All the magicians are perform in tales so he was the first and i hope
i'm getting this right all the magicians don't kill me if i didn't but uh there is uh uh his
cape was is handed down who was supposed to be the best magician in the world at the time and
and so it was handed down to certain people.
And Lance Burton has it now from Las Vegas.
A lot of people might think Blaine or somebody else are really good.
But there's a certain style of magic you needed to do.
I think Blaine is one of the best, if not the best,
probably guy out there right now.
David Blaine?
David Blaine. one of the best, if not the best public guy out there. David Blaine? David Blaine.
He's just insane.
David Tell had a funny joke about him.
He goes, he just does stuff where it's like,
like he just did one where he held on to balloons.
Like he's doing, you know, it's like,
you want to see how long I can sleep on your couch for two months?
Like, it's like a very, it's not a magic trick.
It's just, he just, that's all,
that's all his tricks are just kind of like something like that.
But, yeah, everybody likes him.
Yeah, I do.
I think he's good for magic.
Move your mic a little bit.
I think he does – he makes my job easier and gets more people to work.
But to actually know what he's doing and some of the stuff that he does when he does his tricks and a live show it's pretty amazing well that's like
comedy in the same way where we it's the same with the magic you anybody can do a trick or anybody
can tell five minutes of jokes it's to do a show right could they do their own show right if you
go watch david blaine for an hour is it going to be a great show or you know and it's a great and it's a great show and that's what a lot of people
thought he couldn't do uh when he first did his first special uh actually i mean the magicians a
lot of them didn't like him at all because he literally you can go to any magic shop and do
almost everything he did in that special for under 50 bucks. Yeah. I mean, by the sequence to every trick.
Yeah.
Because he was just doing slight, but it was just the way he did it.
He changed everything.
He took the camera off the magician and put it on people.
Yeah.
And it got reaction, so that caught on.
But then he learned, and by the second, third, and fourth special, he's a great magician.
He's learned from the best.
special he he's a he's a great he's a great magician he's learned from the best i i think he does the trick that that kills me is uh that he comes out and he has somebody show his mouth
shut i mean he's really doing it he shows his mouth shut has a card selected sign sets it down
and then he cuts that open and out comes his mouth at that sign card. I mean, that's insane.
That's insane.
Yeah, he's just willing to go.
Yes, yes, yes, yeah.
Which would have been some of these guys, Houdini and some of these guys,
Houdini would have loved David Blaine, I think.
Yeah.
And Chris Angel and those guys, they would have been very impressed.
I think today if these guys went and saw the shows that was happening what copperfield's doing and stuff they'd be blown away yeah they
would not have a clue how they did any of this stuff yeah well because houdini was well because
there's a mix of uh guys being like david blaine where it's like you're a magician but it's like
he's also can be underwater for it's like a scape artist right yeah yeah yeah yeah it blaine where it's like you're a magician but it's like he's also can
be underwater for it's like a scape artist right yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's so it's both
things it's like he's truly and probably back then there wasn't you that's what you would have done
i mean now magic is like everything everything's so much wider so you can just specifically be i
only do these sleight of hand all right you. You know, Dave Copperfield, he does these gigantic tricks versus, does he do any sleight of hand?
Who?
Copperfield.
Yeah.
He can do.
Yeah, yeah.
He does it.
Yeah.
A lot of it's a big show.
It's a bigger show.
Yeah.
Right.
But he can do sleight of hand.
I've seen him do it and he does a decent job at it.
I mean, does everybody can do sleight of hand?
No. Most. Yeah. him do it and he does a decent job at it uh i mean is everybody can do sleight of hand or no i'm at most yeah i think that it used to be really separated now the sleight of hand is more
popular you go to europe all the big shows now are close-up shows where you go and it's 50 to
you know 110 at the most people and uh they're all sitting around the table and and i mean you couldn't do
that 20 years ago yeah but now people will accept that yeah stuff uh yeah like they have the
restaurant what's the rest in that house of cards yeah yeah the house of cards here in national
tennessee yep you see close-up magic and and the par, the kind of magic I do, which is not the big stage.
I don't have to hire girls and big boxes and stuff,
but big enough to be seen.
Yeah.
And you can do it on stage.
Yeah, you do it on our stage.
Yeah.
People can see it.
Yeah.
But I think Houdini and Blaine were probably a lot alike.
Yeah.
Houdini had a whole magic show that he did before he started doing the
skates.
And then he would do the upside down straight jacket to get everybody's
attention in that town.
Then the one to come out and see him do his magic show.
And he was called the King of Cards.
And what he did,
the hiding the cards in his hand and doing all of them.
And so he did.
Did you ever meet someone that saw him? Yeah. cards in his hand and doing all of them so he did he was a regular song uh yeah i think uh i met a
guy named die burning that that once he has a trick out and i used to do it and uh it's called
the trick that fooled houdini oh yeah yeah i can show you that i know yeah yeah i want to see the
trick yeah for houdini yeah because and So this guy saw Houdini.
He did a trick for him.
So he's an older guy.
So Aaron, grab a card.
And this would normally be signed or something so you know it's different.
So he puts it into the deck.
And without doing anything, it just comes right back to the top.
And it would be, but that was the trick, and all the magicians out there,
anybody watching, they know exactly what I did,
but I did it the same way that this guy did, the full Houdini.
And Houdini did just what every magician does today when they get fooled by a guy.
Like if I'm sitting there and some kid comes up to me,
and today the young kids are amazing.
If they show me a trick that just blows me away, I do exactly what Houdini did in all of them.
I go, that is fantastic.
I love it.
Come over here and show this guy.
He wants to see it.
And I'm only doing it because I want to see it again from a different angle.
And I might have him show 20 people.
No, you better show this guy.
I want to make sure he knows until I figure it out.
And that was a trick that Houdini did that.
And he saw it like 10 times in a row and just walked away angry.
He had no idea what the guy was doing.
And it was that guy?
Guy Vernon.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
I met him in the 80s and he was probably 80 then when I met him.
Did he say anything like, was Houdini a good guy?
No, he didn't.
I didn't get to talk to him about that.
He wasn't liked.
Magicians didn't like each other back then
because there was a really hard competition.
I don't think it's so – I think they still have problems.
I think probably some of the Vegas guys don't get along that good. But the most – I think the better – just like I think they still have problems. I think, you know, probably some of the Vegas guys don't get along that good.
Yeah.
But the most I'm – I think the better you are – just like I think in comedy,
when you're really good, you don't really worry about –
I'm not worried about another guy that's good.
I'm not intimidated.
I think there could be two good comedians,
and there could be two good magicians.
I don't need to worry.
Well, it would probably be the same way I always say with comedy.
Comedy, all you can hope for is to be in the conversation of one of the best ever.
Yeah.
No one can be the best ever because it's too subjective.
It's too, you know.
Yeah.
Someone could like this and they don't like this.
Magic is probably the same way.
You just want to be in the conversation.
Right.
You just, you know.
Yeah.
And then if they get to that high, the high level that those guys were all at, I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
They're not worried.
My thing is, is now my legacy is my name.
This chain has every president of the International Brotherhood's name engraved on each one.
And my name, I'll be somewhere on the shoulder or something.
And so, I mean, so for me, yeah, I've been very blessed
and this is high or whatever.
I cared or I need to go or something like that.
Well, you're in the history of magic.
Yes, I am.
I think that's where you want to be, in the history of whatever your thing is.
If you can get in the history of it, that's crazy.
That's not an easy thing to do.
I mean, this says houdini was
president of the society of american magicians yeah and he was a member of the international
brotherhood of magicians which is what this is and he wanted some changes and stuff and
uh it goes back again they didn't people didn't like him yeah because he thought he he was he was
the big name out there yeah So he was my competition.
So they didn't let him get his way and stuff.
So he goes, well, I'll just start my own.
So they broke off and he started the Society of American Magicians,
which I'm also a member of.
And it is mainly, it's mostly only in America where we're international.
So that's why we're so much bigger than they are.
But they do have some members and others now,
but mostly they're just in the United States.
So they kind of started, and I'm not sure the year they started,
but Houdini was their first president,
and that's the cool thing that they get to brag about,
that he did it and we kicked him out.
We didn't want him.
We passed up on Houdini.
So he just went and got
his own i'll start my own society wow like a church yes yes what about him dying so that's the big
uh that's always the big story with you know houdini died of a ruptured appendix in 1926
uh yeah that's the truth but that's not the Tony Curtis version.
Yeah.
What's the Tony Curtis version?
Oh, is that a movie?
Yeah.
Then the very first movie that ever made about who Tony Curtis played,
Houdini, and he died in the water chamber.
Huh.
So he drowned.
And so it's still a very popular myth that people think today.
I mean, for a long time,
people thought, especially people my age, because we saw the movie.
So we think, yeah, he died in the chamber and stuff like that.
He couldn't hold his breath when he was doing that trick,
but they got him out in plenty of time.
They knew he was in trouble, and they got him out.
But he died like maybe 10
days after that of an appendicitis because he got punched in the stomach yeah yeah and that part is
all true and he would do that and i don't know but he would allow kid people he could make his
stomach so tight he could take a punch and uh but so some kid comes up before the show and said,
I heard you could take a punch.
And this kid, he goes, can I do it?
And he goes, yeah.
And he stands up and the kid hits him.
He wasn't ready.
He just threw it up.
And the kid just pouted right in his side.
And it burst his appendix.
And, of course, he didn't know at that time what had happened.
But he actually went, no, no, I wasn't ready.
Okay. And he let the guy hit him no, I wasn't ready. Okay.
And he let the guy hit him again.
I mean, that's crazy that that happened.
How old was he when he died?
I don't know.
I think he was in his 50s.
I wanted to say 52, but I'm not sure.
Yeah, I think that's right.
So, yeah.
So, I mean, he would have, I mean, yeah, that's crazy because, I mean,
he could have lived another 30 years, you know, and be born in 56, you know, which would have been, you'd probably have, I mean, yeah, that's crazy because, I mean, he could have lived another 30 years, you know. Yeah.
And be born in 56, you know, which would have been,
you'd probably have a lot more on it.
Yeah.
You'd have had a lot of stuff on him if he would have lived to then.
That's pretty crazy.
That's like a David Blaine thing, though, where he's.
Right.
You're doing something that's like.
And I think I've seen David Blaine do that.
Yeah.
That he's allowed somebody.
He took a punch from a professional boxer.
Mm.
Just let him hit him hard as he could.
Crazy.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's a mix.
I'm not doing that.
Yeah.
It's a mix of-
I mean, that seems like that's the way those guys did.
Those guys had to be a show.
They had to be a whole show.
And so on top of like watch this trick, they would also have this weird stuff.
Yeah.
But it was a different world.
Like the scape out of a – he would get in – one of my favorite stories,
he'd get in like in a milk thing with a carried milk jug, metal.
He would get it and they'd fill it with water and lock it in.
Like how big of a milk?
Yeah, I mean, it's four and a half feet tall.
Like just a big metal milk thing.
And they would put him in it and lock it.
But they would cover it up with a curtain.
Yeah.
And Houdini, I mean, Houdini couldn't hold his breath like blaine he didn't hold it for five minutes or maybe five minutes but he could get
out in a minute and a half but to get out in a minute and a half it's not very good so he actually
would get out and read the paper and sit back there and they would have a live band play music
and people are all going oh my gosh my gosh, oh, my gosh.
He's already out.
He's been out, and it was all showmen just to come out,
which today you need to get out in 30 seconds
because American Got Talent is going to go on to the next thing.
They're going to buzz you, but back then you drug everything out.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's – well, for him to do, I mean, that's funny to think that.
I mean, it's been impressive for him to get out in a minute.
I mean, what did they, could they, you know, it was good just to show it.
Yeah, and later on, and Penn and Teller became those people that realized
that sometimes magic is just as good to show it.
Well, when we went to their show, they let us walk on.
We got to walk on stage and touch the box or something.
Remember that?
Yeah, and then you got to make the choice if you wanted to see how it worked or not.
If you didn't want to know, close your eyes, and then they actually showed you how it worked.
If you remember how it worked, it's exactly how it got out of the milk can.
Yeah. showed you how it worked which if you remember how it worked it's exactly how he got out of the milk can yeah so they were doing they were doing houdini philosophy but kind of like we think it's pretty cool how it works so let us show you how it works those that want to know yeah i mean you
know people always say they don't want to know you know i always because my line that i would
say they go can you do magic it's like uh i can't do any magic, but I can ruin it for you.
Yeah.
But they're, yeah, because people always say they want to know.
I don't know.
Some people say they don't.
You know, they're like, I don't want to know.
I like not knowing.
And some people do want to, some people do want to know.
Some people have to know.
They have to, yeah.
Those are the ones that get you.
I mean, I got to know.
It just drives them crazy and stuff like that.
So I hope that if you, I think it's fun to know. What gets me is sometimes if somebody will,
they think they know and they can live with that.
They can go, well, Aaron was in on it. Then they go, okay, I they can go well uh aaron was in on it then
they go okay i can go to bed now he was in on it even though he wasn't but they can live with that
fact of thinking that they they got themselves the answer they needed to know that that's all
i needed to know that he was uh in on it and i'm okay and stuff and what kills me too i do school shows and it is true that
sometimes you know uh i put all the my rules is all the kids have to be on one side of the gym
and i do a couple tricks that if you're behind me it's a different show and you're going to see how
it works and so you know and my guy works with me already goes and tells him, look, I mean, you can't tell the teacher, get out of here.
You got to go sit over there.
But he can say, if you sit here, you're going to not enjoy it near as much.
And he tries, but some of them don't.
But what gets me is what's funny is that after the show,
this guy will come up to me and he goes, I figured that trick out.
And you want to go, did you figure it out or did you see it?
There's a difference.
Yeah.
He just saw it at the end.
Yeah.
So Houdini and then 1974, the musical, The Magic Show, starring Doug Henney.
That was, and he was the guy that really got me.
I really loved Doug Henney.
And I got to meet him and went all the way to Chattanooga to meet him,
came outside.
And after the theater, I just stood in the alley to meet him,
and he was as nice as a guy.
He did the newspaper trick that we're going to do on your show
and stuff like that.
Was it sold out like Chattanooga?
Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah.
When was that?
When did you go?
I probably saw him in 76 or eight,
something like that.
Wow.
I went down there to see Doug Henney.
Yeah.
In 1980,
Doroth Dietrich,
in her teens,
become the first.
And as of 2019,
the only woman to do the jinxed bullet catch in her mouth,
often referred to as the stunt that scared Houdini.
It was done under test conditions at the annual International Brotherhood of Magicians convention
in front of hundreds of paying attendees and the general public.
It was televised worldwide and got international press in 1980.
Have you met her?
Yep, I have.
Crazy.
I wouldn't do that.
That's like that trick with the
knives
and the bags and stuff like that.
There's just too many things that can go wrong.
I'm not going to...
I don't know the method
that she used and i didn't get to
see her do this um um favorite i'm sorry they filmed it yeah and uh yeah i mean that's i mean
uh penn and teller did that too they do they do by far the best version, and I do not know how they do it.
And neither do 90% of the magicians in this world.
Penn and Teller has taken it to a level where even the guys that know how the original trick worked,
it's kind of like that card trick where I eliminated all the possibilities.
So we know what you would have to have and happen in a bullet catch
and so penn and teller eliminated everything so you go well that didn't happen that couldn't
happen he did that he had the bullet marked he had this done and and and so theirs is theirs is by far
the best i think that's ever been invented or anybody doing it and how they, why they do it every night.
It's just,
and it makes me nervous every time I've seen it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you do any tricks now or,
or done something that would be considered dangerous?
No.
Uh,
uh,
the,
the,
I,
I did the straight jacket for a long time and you can,
you can hurt yourself,
but I don't even do that anymore since I'm a little overweight now.
I need to lose about 20 pounds to start doing that trick.
But that is one of the funniest pieces I ever have,
and it's called the, if you look up straight jacket of death.
Yeah.
With dick baskets.
It's a very, very funny routine.
That's probably the most physical thing.
I actually did do the spike trick before just to do it,
and then I realized I don't want to do this.
It's just too crazy or something like that.
I work with Lady Houdini, who's traveling right now.
As a matter of fact, she is in Atlanta, I think.
She started her first fair back with the –
and she actually does the Houdini water thing in a glass thing
where you watch her.
Yeah, we went and saw her.
Yeah, yeah.
It's fantastic.
Yeah.
And she's crazy.
She's really doing it.
She does not have trick – I would have trick handcuffs
that if I couldn't pick them,
I'd push a button and they came off.
But she don't.
She's really underwater, chained to the bottom so she can't get out,
and she's picking the locks.
And I did six shows with her, and every time I did it,
I thought she was going to die.
And I'm just going, I couldn't, I can't believe that she is doing this night after night after night.
That she's going in there and doing it two times a night sometimes.
Yeah.
Holding her breath that long and having to escape.
But I know she has, and I think the video of her, she has passed out in there twice.
But have you ever had.
Kept doing it.
Like tricks go wrong i mean i know you've had
like what's an example of not a dangerous but just something that's really went wrong uh i had a trick
go wrong with uh with nate my son i decided once when when we when nate was young to dress him up
as a clown and go with me and and I'm going to do this trick.
And it was called Bonzo the Dog,
and it's based on a famous trick for magicians called Run, Rabbit, Run.
And it's where you have a thing about two feet long,
two and a half feet long, and it has a little wooden dog that goes in.
And he goes in the door house, dog house, and over here is a bone store where he gets his bones.
But I also have a bag of, they were like hot dogs, sponge hot dogs,
that if he does his trick right, he gets the hot dogs.
So you set them down.
And so Nate's job was supposed to help me do some stuff.
It was for kindergarten.
I was in kindergarten.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
It was my kindergarten class.
All right.
Yeah.
But he gets a little stage fright.
And so he's just pointing.
He's not talking.
So he's supposed to go, Dad, the dog went across.
Because the trick is that every time the magician looks away,
the dog would run and get a bone.
And then he'd come back by the time i look back and
i'd act like oh and the kids are all screaming well the points have been nate screaming at me
dad the dog just went well he's just pointing he's not saying anything so i go i know i gotta get rid
of him so i pick him and put him up on the back of the stage he's sitting there and but he's sitting
in front of the bag that has the hot dogs in it.
And now the dog's going, and then he looks.
And I don't want to give away too much, but there are two dogs being involved.
And my job is to get the second dog into where the hot dogs are really early.
But I'm playing with another dog that they're seeing.
They don't know that that one's in there,
but the bag's turned backwards.
Yeah.
But now Nate is seeing for his first time in his little life,
the dog's already in there.
And now he decides to unmute himself.
They become this wild kid going, the dog's there.
No, he's already there.
And it's running back and forth and stuff like that.
Quite embarrassing.
We had kids walk out.
The other kids in the kindergarten ask for their money back.
This is crazy.
It's great.
There are tricks that you do today that they just don't work sometimes.
And there's no outs.
I like to have an out.
And with, you know, if I tell somebody to think of a playing card
and doing it just like, all right, Brian, let me.
All right.
There's one card laying on a table right now.
Brian, name any card in the deck.
Three of diamonds.
Now, there's no, anyway, we used the three earlier with the three of spades,
but you said the diamonds.
Yeah.
Okay.
If that's the three of diamonds, you're going to freak out?
Yes.
I will freak out.
Huh?
I will freak out for sure
that's impressive that was an out because i laid the joker down yeah but i would try to lay down
the right card yeah but if i don't get it you have to have an out a way to get out to make it look
like you're right so i made it i did not have i had the joker down here it, you have to have an out, a way to get out to make it look like you're right. So I made it.
I did not have.
I had the Joker down here.
Yeah.
So I have to switch it for the three.
But so do you.
Nothing went wrong.
Right.
But to me, it went wrong.
I didn't have the right card.
But does that make sense?
So I try to do all my magic where I can have an out,
where if something goes wrong, then I can still get out of it.
But there's some things that you just can't,
that if it goes wrong, it went wrong.
I think the last show we did together,
I had something go really, really wrong.
Yeah.
And again, I think that's what makes a professional professional nobody
knows in the same way with you guys if you forget a joke or a tag or something like that nobody knows
but you yeah and you're the one that's disappointed so i think if you could do a show and you know it
wasn't the best but then people come up to you and say, that was the greatest thing. That was awesome. Then you know you've – you can call yourself a professional.
I've got this.
They like my bad show.
Yeah, then they can't tell.
Some of these tricks that have gone wrong,
because you have some of those in – I mean,
have you heard of some of those?
Yeah, I know.
One of them, I thought he was talking about the big ones now.
You can go look on the guys that are doing the knife stab with the spike in the bag.
A good friend of mine, Martin Cox, he's dated our house a couple times.
And he did it with a girl.
And it went so crazy.
He grabs a girl's hand and he takes her hand over.
So when he slammed down on the bag, those four bags,
and underneath it is a big metal spike.
He actually went through her hand and into his hand.
It's the craziest thing in the world.
So I sued.
Is that just you get sued or you get?
He should have got sued.
He got lucky.
And there has been some that has sued.
Yeah.
He did not.
He was lucky because the girl, it was at a magic convention.
And she was an assistant to another magician.
So she was used to it.
And the spike went through the best part of her hand, which was just luck.
So it didn't damage, no nerve damage or anything like that.
So she's got a great story to tell.
Yeah.
But she didn't sue him, but she definitely could have,
and she would have won that case.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it's like why even run the risk?
Yeah.
It's like you just, yeah.
Yeah, I met a guy that once, he was a juggler,
and he juggles really sharp knives right on top of people.
So he makes them lay down, and he juggles right in there over their face.
And he thought, he said, this is so funny.
And I was going, they're going to own everything.
Because you don't know.
They might just raise their hand or something like that,
and they do something.
I don't care how good you are.
One day, that's not going to work.
And so he ended up now, he puts like a blindfold on so they won't,
and he just pretends like he's doing it, and he fake drops it.
And now he's got it's funny.
It's a funny piece.
That person thinks that you're doing it.
It's way better than actually really doing it and maybe killing this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a much better show.
Read the first, Joseph Burris.
The one's going wrong?
Escape artist Joseph Burris, who was desperate to emulate his hero Houdini,
died on Halloween 1990 while trying to perform a buried alive trick in California.
Joseph was lying inside a see-through casket when he was lowered into a hole into the ground.
A cement truck then poured its contents onto the casket,
but tragedy struck when the coffin suddenly collapsed under the wet cement's weight. into the ground. A cement truck then poured its contents onto the casket,
but tragedy struck when the coffin suddenly collapsed under the wet cement's weight.
Joseph, dubbed Amazing Joe,
ended up being crushed to death at the scene.
Yeah, I mean, that's crazy.
I mean, we don't have to watch.
I don't want to watch.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, I remember that when that happened.
It was on TV?
No, I mean, it was just in every magazine
every magic thing that was out there
so I mean you don't even see it you just see
they just pour
yeah I don't know that thing I was about to pull up
was from Inside Edition where they did a story on it
what was his plan
to dig out I mean Houdini
only did it once
Lance I think there's been several guys that's done it.
It is a very – David Blaine did it.
It's a very difficult trick to do even if it works.
Because his plan was to get out and dig his way up through the dirt.
So no matter what, even with a breathing tire or whatever you have,
it's tough because you got your dick and you have to at least dig five feet
through dirt. You just hope it's loose. So, I mean, you have to at least dig five feet through dirt
you just hope it's loose
so I mean the weight
yeah it just crushed
but his
was the weight
yeah yeah
I mean I don't know
probably not
probably suffocated
yeah yeah
that's what happened
he didn't
he hadn't planned on the
the coffin
yeah I mean do they even
like I don't
I mean
that's the worst
imaginable death
I can think of
yeah
it's not happening
yeah
and he did it to himself.
And especially with people watching you knowing you're there,
so they could help.
It's not like no one can help you.
Everybody can help you, but no one knows to help you.
That's like a trick that you'd have to go, I mean, is it worth it?
Are people – nowadays, I don't know how much this stuff is worth
because everybody's seen everything.
With the internet, it's hard to impress people.
And so if you're like, I'm going to do this,
you just got some guy going, well, I bet he's doing something else.
And then they don't care as much.
And so they don't appreciate it as much.
So why even run the risk of doing it?
You know, when David Blaine did the balloon thing,
which was a pretty cool show if you like that but then the guy helping him jump 22 000 feet whatever just out of a plane without a parachute and landed in a net did you see i mean
when i saw that i looked that up and i went you got to be kidding that was 10 times better than
what planes did yeah i mean he went higher jumped out of a plane nothing on
and lands in a big net look that looked like a little square by his camera you go i'm gonna
land in that thing who would do that wow yeah and uh why we haven't all heard about that one yeah
uh magician swallows acid on vietnam's got talent When Vietnam's Got Talent semifinalist Trantan Phat
brought out four glasses of water
and one glass of acid in the 2015
show. He had no idea he was
moments away from disaster.
In an act dubbed the acid test,
Phat got one of the
contest judges to come on stage
and shuffle the glasses around,
including the one containing
sulfuric acid.
He claimed he would use his magic to work out which glass had the dangerous substance.
However, the judges looked on.
He chose wrong.
He sped out the acid as soon as he realized,
but not before his lips had swollen up and pain had shot through him,
according to reports.
He was raised at the hospital and treated for second-degree burns.
And there's a guy named Jim Hines.
He was a friend of mine.
I don't think Jim performed.
I thought he was one of the funniest guys.
He would come out on a magician's magic convention.
It would be the only place you would ever see him.
And he would have a tuxedo and everything, and he would tell the saddest story.
Like somebody broke into his truck last night and stole his whole show.
So all of it popped.
And everybody believed it.
But then he goes, well, luckily I've sent home and I've got slides.
And so his whole show is slides.
He showed one slide, him standing in front of a building.
The next slide, it'd be him empty.
And this was back in the 80s and 90s.
But it was hilarious.
He just made everything
disappear thing jumped but he did a lecture the next day and in his lecture he did this he did
this trick that trick he goes this is my favorite birthday party trick you get the birthday child up
and you pull one nine of ass and then he had later on i saw him do it where he had you get your
grandpa's pills and you put
them out one of them these are like uh good and plenty but one of them is a kill and these kids
get the pick one but it was all joke yeah yeah and things like that so when you i hadn't heard
about this but when you read that i remember i saw jim do that in 2000 he he would do the acid thing. Harry Blackstone did that trick 20 years ago.
Yeah, yeah.
Kramer says that.
Sheep.
It's two sheep.
I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick 20 years ago in the village.
David Blaine lacerates throat trying to catch a bullet in his mouth.
He risked death when he shot himself in the mouth during a bullet-catching trick in Vegas.
He pulled the trigger on himself in front of 20,000 people while holding a mouth guard between his teeth
with a metal cup for him to catch the bullet in.
However, as he fired the bullet by carefully tugging on a rope attached to a rifle,
his gum shield shattered and he felt an impact on the back of his throat.
At that time, Blaine believed the bullet had gone through his head
and that he was dead, but fortunately he survived
with only a lacerated throat.
You want to see it?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if I want to see it.
I mean, it's not bad.
Yeah.
It's not like he didn't, doesn't even hardly respond to it.
Yeah.
Right there he's going, am I dead?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
What was he trying to do?
He was trying to really catch a bullet.
People got to realize that every catch a bullet trick is not,
there's a trick.
Yeah.
But he wanted to really, really do it.
And you die at it because somebody gets the,
something can happen before you can put the, you know,
they switch the guns or somebody had the wrong kind of bullet
or it's not in the right chamber.
I mean, that's what goes wrong.
The trick itself doesn't go wrong unless you're going to steal the bullet out.
I do remember I had a dart gun that shot a little dart.
And what you would do is you would trim the dart.
So when you loaded the dart in, you would shoot it.
Then you would load one of those skinny ones in.
And when you handed them the gun,
the dart would fall back out in your hand.
And so now I knew that it worked because I had the dart in my hand.
And then I would have somebody shoot at me,
and I had a magnet in my shirt, and I made it.
I did that for a little while.
I chased that trick and stuff.
But all of them are usually tricks like that.
Blaine wanted to – I really want to –
Really do.
He was trying to be like Houdini.
He wanted to do – he does all of what Houdini did,
and he wanted to really catch the bullet.
And the only way to do that is to have that metal thing that can stop a bullet.
Yeah.
Still crazy.
I wouldn't, I mean, he's crazy.
Yeah, the metal thing can stop it.
And it went wrong, and then it went through the back of his.
No, it just went in his throat and hit it.
Yeah, it just kind of shattered the piece that he had in his mouth.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
All right.
We're about to have to get out of here.
Yeah, yeah.
Paulo Robbins.
I don't know what you – he's a very good friend of mine.
I don't know what you have fun.
Basically, he gained notoriety because he pickpocketed Jimmy Carter's secret service agents.
And he would show them, here's your badge.
And the guy would be like, give me that back.
And he's like, you don't have the right to that.
And the guy would then show him his badge.
And he, no, he already had that on him too.
Like he just took everything off these guys.
This right here.
And we feel that.
It's got some weight.
Yeah, for sure.
Apollo Robbins.
I was not president at this time, but I was over in England, in Blackpool, England.
We were doing a show, and we went to get the photograph made of all the performers.
And the president was missing this.
It was gone.
And they were going, where's it at?
And he goes, Apollo, I know you must have done it.
And Apollo goes, well, everybody check your pocket. I'm sitting there, and I go, not in my pocket. it had and do it and he goes paulo i know you must have done it and apollo goes well everybody
check your pocket i'm sitting there and i go not in my pocket because i would know if something
this big got loaded into my pocket front pocket and uh and this is i'm telling the truth with
apollo is a great guy and uh he uh finally had to say bargze, look in your front pocket. And when I did, this big old thing was in my pocket.
And I was going, what in the world?
I had not a clue when or how or anything
or how he did that stuff.
He also, John Doernbosch is a good friend of-
He was the long, a lot of people probably know him.
He was on America's Got Talent,
long snapper for the Eagles.
And there's always been a magician.
Right.
And his,
and we became friends when he came here,
uh,
found out that I do magic and,
and stuff.
And we still are really good friends to this day.
So his wife,
when he was getting married,
his wife called and said,
I want to give him something really cool and magic.
What would be something that I could give him?
And, uh, so I got a hold of apollo and and asked if he would give private lessons to john because john was very
interested in how to steal watches and and wallets and all that stuff i said well then i know the
best guy apollo's the best in the world i said uh i know him and we set it up and john went and
spent a week with him that That was his wedding present.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how long it would take to learn all that stuff.
At least.
At least to get that way.
Yeah.
I still watch this.
I remember the first watch I ever stole was off a police officer, and it was very scary.
But I had a trick that I could do if they caught me.
So I could go, oh, no, it's okay.
It's a joke.
Let me do it. And i would do this trick so it was my it was my out in case i got caught but then eventually i got where i just didn't get caught very much and um so you you just have to
have it just takes guts you just got to keep doing it and doing it until you can get away with it and
i still get caught today i mean now I started my shows back,
and I usually steal the watch doing that cup trick.
Yeah.
But I can't touch them.
So it made it a lot easier because it's awful hard to find watches.
I mean, they're coming back now because of the Apple Watch.
And believe it or not, Apple Watches are the easiest to steal.
Yeah, you'd think you'd feel it.
Yeah, you would think.
Because the rubber.
Yeah.
Because it would like.
There are some things you got to do to keep them from feeling it.
And if I messed up, they do feel it.
So I got to be really careful.
Yeah.
But there's a way to do it.
But I think these are way easier than the old ways.
Now, if I got a choice, I'll take an Apple watch.
Somebody has one.
That's my first choice.
All right.
We got to run.
I got to run.
And then,
so I know we didn't get to some stuff,
but I think we're,
I mean,
we're just do,
you know,
I was,
it was like,
this is one thing where I want to talk about is the,
our magicians band and casino and counting cards and all that stuff.
I think it'll be fun.
But I think we should just do an episode on casinos and we'll just have you come back.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you know all that stuff.
And then that would be – because that would be the whole fun episode to talk about casinos and then talk about cards and all that stuff.
And I'm sure people have questions for you.
So we'll figure it out, come back and do another episode with my dad.
But yeah, that's it.
I think that's it.
Do we have anything else?
I don't think so.
No, just magician.org if they want to look up the IBM.
Yeah.
And the Mind Magic of Steven with a PH.
And you can go on there and you can see some of these videos and see some stuff.
Yeah, we're going to post.
So we will post the – if you're listening at home and you want to see any of these videos and see yeah we're gonna post us so we will post the if you're listening at
home and you want to see uh any of these uh these videos we'll post the tricks uh on the instagram
twitter you know specifically those tricks so you can just see what those tricks were and uh
we're posting stuff with my dad that uh you know the uh straight jacket stuff and all that uh yeah
and go to ibm uh magicians.org
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