The Nateland Podcast - #13 Magic

Episode Date: September 23, 2020

This episode, we discuss magic with special guest magician, AKA Nate's dad, Stephen Bargatze. We delve into the history of magic, tricks gone wrong, and even get to participate in a couple of magic tr...icks ourselves.    Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Recording & Editing by Genovations Media https://www.natebargatze.com https://www.allthingscomedy.com https://www.genovationsmedia.com Email - Nateland@NateBargatze.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 hello folks i think that's the new intro we're waiting all week for hello folks welcome to the nateland podcast this is i am nate bargetti with Aaron Weber, Brian Bates. We got a new slogan. Hello, folks. I think it's how you start every show. That's how I want to start my live shows. It's such a good show. We have kind of a packed show for you today. Again, thanks for listening, all the subscribing, all that stuff. We're going to just kind of get into it because we got a lot. And so we're going to read the comments. First up, Jordan Butler. It has become a regular routine for me to end my day watching Nate Land podcast on YouTube before going to bed. Last night, I must have fallen asleep on the couch. I learned the next morning
Starting point is 00:01:00 that my seven-year-old daughter had woken up in the middle of the night, found me asleep on the couch with Nate Land on and proceeded to watch one and a half episodes before going back to bed i love having a podcast show i i thoroughly enjoy it while not having to be concerned of my kids come in for a bit to watch regardless of my conscious status love watching you guys keep doing what you're doing that's awesome yeah that's awesome an hour one and a half episodes i mean that's a your daughter was i mean if it's a typical kid would probably a bit of a mood the next day i mean that's how that's when you wake up the next day but i don't know sometimes they're not in the mood because i feel like they felt like they got away with something they did something adult and so at seven which mine
Starting point is 00:01:45 just turned eight so they would be we're the same age she would be you know i think would we would be like see you're in a bad mood and then she would be like no i'm sure she would be in a good mood just to prove to us that yeah i can i can get up at 1 a.m. and watch a, I mean, possible. What if it was a two and a half hour? I mean, she might have, she probably just had coffee at 6 a.m. when he woke up and was like, hey, Dad. Hello, Dad. Hello, Dad.
Starting point is 00:02:19 She's doing all this stuff. Do you want some breakfast? All right. She's being fun. Worried breakfast? Paul right. She's being fun. Worried breakfast. Paul Chiquitin. Good day, lads. Good day. Good day, lads. I live in rural Australia with my wife, three kids, and a rooster and some sheep. This podcast comes out at 6 p.m. Wednesday evening every week. I look forward to it and I appreciate you putting on such a reasonable time
Starting point is 00:02:48 to your dozens of Australian fans. It would be great if you three came and toured Australia, although a dingo is quite likely to run off with bath salts. He called you bath salts. Seriously, though, love the dry, laid-back humor. It's actually very Australian. We'd love to come tour, but as you said, our dozens of fans is going to cost us $10,000 to do that show.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I've been asked to come to Australia multiple times. There's a Just for Laughs festival. There's a festival out there. And I always kind of want to go, and we're always trying to kind of plan on it. But it is. It's such a flight. It's such a want to go and we're always trying to kind of plan on it. But it is, it's such a, you know,
Starting point is 00:03:26 flight. It's such a thing to go out there. I didn't get it young enough. And now with my daughter eight, I, I am going to come, but I want to just, I want her to go,
Starting point is 00:03:37 you know, I want, you know, she could get a little more older. Yeah. I feel like 10. I've been to Australia. Huh?
Starting point is 00:03:42 I've been to Australia. World traveler over here. How about that? What'd you do? It was a church group that went there. Oh, okay. Two weeks. Two weeks?
Starting point is 00:03:54 That's fun. How old were you? It was 2001, so I was late 20s. Yeah, okay. So were you in college? In my late 20s no yeah i don't know you don't know what college is so yeah i don't know yeah i was getting my post-doctorate master's mba yeah my wife was college like my dad went to college late so uh all right ray clark thank you all nate aaron and boomer today i took a test to become a certified manager at my work,
Starting point is 00:04:26 and I was incredibly nervous. But on the drive there, I listened to your podcast, and it calmed me down so much I was able to focus and pass my test. I love you guys and have been watching since episode two. Will Aaron's first album be available on Apple Music? Doubt it. Aaron? I hope so.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah. I think, yeah, it'll be, you'll be out. Yeah, it'll be everywhere. What's it called? I'm going to call it Shirts and Skins, I think.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Oh, you're still deciding? No, I think I've kind of, Shirts and Skins. All right. Well, nice. You could still come up with something else. You're right.
Starting point is 00:05:02 I could change my mind. Yeah. Wasn't it something else like last week? I don't know. Yeah. Wasn't it something else like yesterday? Last week? I don't know. Have we talked about it before? I thought I heard y'all say that Diet Coke and something, Diet Coke and M&M's.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I thought you said that in the- Oh, no. No, no, no. That was something else. That was the Aaron Weber special if you want to order something. It would be a Diet Coke and M&M's. Oh, yeah. That's right. at a concession stand
Starting point is 00:05:25 at a concession stand yeah I'll take the Aaron Webber but then yeah then you said peanuts because it should be that's right peanuts and Coke
Starting point is 00:05:32 yeah we were talking about that in the green room there's a club that has Aaron Webber special yeah oh wow and it's Diet Coke and M&M's
Starting point is 00:05:39 what club is this that's Third Coast Comedy Club here in Nashville wow because Aaron Webber is special uh yeah
Starting point is 00:05:48 so you'll be able to get his album on uh everywhere you can buy Brian's yours on iTunes I don't think so huh
Starting point is 00:05:55 I don't it's gotta be on something you don't have it on anything it's on Sirius it's on my website and it's uh I don't know yeah
Starting point is 00:06:03 next one yours has to be called Hello Folks. You can get it at the Wilson County Livestock Auction. A guy's got two. Yeah. You can get it. Pretty sweet deal. Mike would give it to you.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Would just be happy to give you. He'll throw it in. Yeah. He goes, and if you throw that CD, hey, you look like a nice fellow. I'll throw this CD in. Justin Barcelos. Maybe I'm getting old, but podcasts I used to find entertaining are stressing me out. I need to listen to only podcasts like this that are just chill.
Starting point is 00:06:32 There you go, Justin. That's what this is about, man. I've thought of it more and more. We did shows this past weekend, and we're about to go on tour. The drive-in, my drive-in one-night-only tour. Tickets are on sale uh i said you know not to randomly promote that uh but go buy tickets all that stuff that's uh it starts this week uh but yes i think you know there's a lot man it's a lot uh you know that uh shits creek the show yeah then they win all the emmys
Starting point is 00:07:07 won everything everything and that's kind of just a very comedy show right i haven't watched it actually but uh i need to watch it i always hear great things about it but it's just comedy like it's very funny like the office or something right is that what it is do y'all know yeah i've seen it it's not talking about it yeah it's not heavy at all it's just not heavy fun and just silly i think you know it's what people want it could be it honestly could be you could see a swing going you know i feel in comedy you gotta end up you kind of pick and choose where you because sometimes you can feel like you're like well we need to say something you know you want to end up doing something and uh but i think it's i think it's hard to not say
Starting point is 00:07:50 something i think it's you know it's like because you end up going well you're seeing everybody all these videos all these these guys get all these views because they just say something you know uh controversial controversial and they just spread it out but i think it's you know, controversial, controversial, and they just spurred it out. But I think it's, you know, there's a lot of that. It's all that. That's all that it is. And I think if you can stay in your lane,
Starting point is 00:08:14 which is, I talked to someone about this yesterday, dance over. It's like, just stay, just do this and look. And that was good. You don't ever see that.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Usually you think every show is going to be, it's this, everything is going to win. Everything is, you know, got. You don't ever see that. Usually you think every show is going to be, it's this, everything that's going to win everything has got to be something that makes people upset. And you'll go on some rants, but it's about things that are not important at all. I mean, yeah, you're getting, you're going nowhere. You definitely don't come here and leave better.
Starting point is 00:08:40 I think you leave. Some nuggets. Yeah, there's some nuggets, and then you leave with just, I don't know, like you said, like that. Perfect. You're not stressed out. Yeah. You just get to leave and be like, I don't know, man. I watched some dumb stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:54 I mean, when we watch Seinfeld every night, that is dumb stuff. Like, it's just so nice. And you need it. I mean, there's plenty of times I want to watch something, news or something, but there's a lot of times. I'm going through these old movies, watching Inception. It's been my third day. Still haven't finished it.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I'm really focusing on trying to figure out what it's about. Yeah. I think I got it. It's all dreams. But, I mean, you know. He's about. Yeah. I think I got it. It's all dreams. But I mean, you know. He cracked it. Yeah. It's all, they live, it's this dream, this dream.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Yeah, it is about dreams. They keep putting each other in sleep. Everybody's asleep. So. I never thought of it that way. Yeah. Well, I remember it being a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:43 It was. It is. I don't think i really got it like you're trying to see you know i don't him explaining it it's pretty good uh if you haven't seen deception everybody go check it out reynolds seal reynolds seal it sounds like a company uh reynolds here reynolds seal like reynolds rap yeah yeah reynolds rap reynolds seal reynolds seal it's his brother it's reynolds rap we don't just wrap it we seal it he goes we uh he goes what do you want reynolds rap where you got to do it how about you do you want your turkey
Starting point is 00:10:20 sealed shut here at reynolds seal we are you tired of and he's holding up reynolds right are you tired of just the holes falling in and you think you know what i wish i could seal my soup from last night well here at reynolds seal and then they're in a big fight about it uh it's ugly at the every christmas every he they he brings all the stuff in Reynolds Wrap. He brings stuff in Reynolds Seal. Can't get the seal open, so people get upset about that. He goes, yeah, well, it's fresher. You got to earn it.
Starting point is 00:10:54 My wife asked me what I'm listening to that makes me laugh so much. Never in a million years would I have thought the answer would have been a podcast about grocery stores. Keep up the Lord's work, boys. Look at that. Grocery stores. Suddenly the lord's work boys uh look at that grocery stores uh suddenly reynolds sill enjoyed the grocery store of course he does his products in there yeah he uh thank you reynolds that's awesome yeah yeah that's he grocery stores uh nicole's butcher and these all sound like stores do they not not? Nicole's Butcher, you know? Here at Nicole's Butcher, we exclusively use Reynolds Seal.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I mean, it's all just, hi, I'm Nicole and Nicole's Butcher. And is it Nicole's? I don't know. Is it not Nicole? You're emphasizing the butcher part. Like, Nicole didn't write it. She got her butcher to comment for her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Hi. Oh, yeah. Hi. I'm Nicole's butcher. And I know you might be thinking, why did she send me out to give her answers? But Nicole's busy right now, and she can't be bothered. Who's Nicole? Is it Nicole's?
Starting point is 00:12:08 It might be Nicholas. Nicholas Butcher? Nicole's Butcher. How you doing? I'm Nicole's Butcher. Sir, what are you doing here? I'm Nicole's Butcher. Grocery stores?
Starting point is 00:12:23 Huh? I can't wait until next week when the team discusses the history of bubbles. All right, Nicole's. I don't care if a butcher needs to. Her butcher's not a fan. We would do a history of bubbles. That actually sounds pretty good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah. Would that hurt the cameras if we blew bubbles? It is bubbles. Okay. Justin Squatieri, a few episodes back, you read a comment from someone about the happiness, your theme song. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:12:53 A few episodes back, you read a comment from someone about the happiness your theme song brings to them when they hear it start. So naturally, you changed it. Great to see you doing what the people want. That is very funny. We don't i mean yeah so about that though just so you know i before we started i was getting a buddy of mine a buddy of
Starting point is 00:13:12 mine uh doug brown he was in the band safety suit female safety suit and doug's a songwriter now he does i mean they say they still do safety suits, but songwriting, he's into that. Me and Doug golf a lot. Just a gem of a human being. Wonderful, wonderful fellow. He's got a great family. And so he wrote the new, and I've completely forgot to mention it because we just kind of put it in, but he wrote that new theme song.
Starting point is 00:13:41 So that's actually, because we were trying to, because someone else said the other one does sound like it's been picked out of a music you know like stock and it was yeah uh so this one is actually tailored to us this was written this was made for us so that's doug so we do have a new theme song it's a fun one yeah thank you doug yeah way to go doug uh matt parish i'd pay good money to see how worried bronco's face looked on the bird scooter and to see his moving dismount i mean i think i like that whole sentence i'd pay good money to see how worried bronco's face looked on the bird scooter uh it just kind of flowed he chose very good yeah words that flowed together broncos worried broncos face bird scoot i mean just a wonderful that sentence is right up my alley uh could you not find that video
Starting point is 00:14:33 not that i want to show it but uh of you doing it i didn't look uh but it's maybe it's there uh you know just imagine i'm sure we can find one on America's Funniest Home Videos that gets the gist of it yeah Lena Peter watching Aaron get laughed when someone's telling a story is the best his laugh is completely contagious it's called COVID
Starting point is 00:14:55 that's very nice he does get a good laugh way to go Aaron thank you Anthony Contaldo do you guys feel constant pressure to come up with new bits to the point where it affects everyday life? Like, are you at the zoo with your family, preoccupied, looking for new material? Yeah, I mean, I think you do. I feel pressure.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I think right now in my act, I need five more minutes and I'd be happy. If I could get five minutes somewhere. So I'm kind of aware that I need five minutes. And then once you, once I tape a special, which I will be taping a special the end of October, which is all that one night only tour is my preparation for that. So come out to that one night only tour. Uh, but when I, when I, when I'm done with this hour, then I'll need to come up with a lot of stuff. It gets hard when you actually have the act built. It's hard to add on.
Starting point is 00:15:53 But when you have nothing, a clean slate, I feel it's easier to add stuff. That's interesting. When I really need stuff, I can kind of get stuff quickly. And then when I kind of already am full and it's like, I feel like the ax built and I, in like saying I need this extra five minutes, it's a little tough for me to find that. It's like losing that last five pounds.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah. It's a little harder. A little harder. Exactly. That's a good analogy. Uh, so yes, at the zoo,
Starting point is 00:16:20 we, I would be, you know, I can get, you know, I can kind of get zoned out and I'm looking, I watch a lot of people. I like watching interactions with people. Joan Winter, did Laura's family have any concerns about her supporting you
Starting point is 00:16:34 while you got your career started? Love the show. Look forward to seeing you at OKC. Yeah, I think so. I mean, Laura, when she got her job in New York, I think they were worried about it. It wasn't this crazy long out thing. I mean, it was probably 10 years, 11 years before I was at least making as much money as I would be at Applebee.
Starting point is 00:16:58 The job I would have. So that's your first where you're going at least, all right, I'm at least... Some of you make 20 grand a year and like that's like big uh so it's yeah but i mean i think our family was definitely concerned i mean it was such a weird thing you know my family comes from entertainment and their family but they're're good now? Yeah, they're fine now. They get it. I don't think her mom likes this podcast, but we talked about that. She goes, I was talking to her about it, and she's wonderful. She's like, so what?
Starting point is 00:17:40 Just like asking a lot of, so we all just, you know, I mean, it just seems like you don't really talk about anything you know it's like exactly like the grocery store bubbles uh i uh arthur newman aaron is right about the disney signature logo the d looks like a g it does if it's back i mean if we're just saying stuff can be backwards and look an eye looks like a one if it's upside down. So I guess that's what we're agreeing on. Well, that's how little it looks like a D,
Starting point is 00:18:08 that it looks more like a backwards G than a D. And I got to say, the outpouring of support about the Disney gate has been overwhelming. We've never had one that's so many comments. Should it be Gizney date? Gizney date. There we go. Oh, that's perfect.
Starting point is 00:18:24 That's good. Not one comment supporting zaldi though oh well that's crazy and people all thought it was g i got a lot well apparently we got a lot of dumb listeners uh that's i think one person said zaldi but i think they're just being nice oh yeah oh that's a good person uh no i'd never i've never heard the d i mean i said it to uh harper and carter for uh both eight years old and they both disagreed carter did say oh yeah if it's it looks like it could be a g backwards but i mean i guess if we're opening the logic of going the words are just backwards, then I mean, they could all be something.
Starting point is 00:19:06 I mean, the Y looks like a broomstick. If you turn it upside down, it's an H. I mean, like there's a million, you know. I didn't know that we could just do whatever we want. All right. Gizney. Gizney date. Tim Harris.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Nate is right about the shopping carts. Carts with all four wheels that swivel can get out of hand Ikea already has them in a scene from Tokyo Drift as possible around every corner you never know
Starting point is 00:19:31 when you might happen upon a Talladega turn four style pile up they literally should have yellow flags and a pace cart to keep the carnage under control
Starting point is 00:19:39 that's funny just people just seeing them just come around corners just flying not not thinking. Running funk. At a Walmart in Kansas City, we were getting checked out when amidst the clothing racks behind the checkout line, a woman started screaming and was on the floor.
Starting point is 00:19:56 The cashier didn't flinch. The woman continued hollering, and the cashier did nothing. We finally asked her if they need to do anything. She rolled her eyes and said it happens three to four times a week, and they were trained specifically to do nothing, and they will eventually get up and walk away. That's so funny. I mean, how crazy is that?
Starting point is 00:20:17 Yeah. That they just know. They know, just let it go. Let them cry it out. Let them cry it out. I mean, it's like being a parent. That's exactly what it is. If you want to know what being a parent is like, I guess go work at Walmart.
Starting point is 00:20:33 If you're like, hey, I'd like to get a trial run at being a parent, go to Walmart. You're going to let them cry and do whatever. Why is the woman crying in this story? She's faking the fall. Oh, wow. That's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. It's that common.
Starting point is 00:20:49 They just laugh it off. Yeah, it's that common. I'm sure they're like, if we get involved, then they could. It's almost like going to a child who's crying and you just want to act like nothing happened, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When a kid gets hurt, sometimes it's, or if they do, instead of going over and be like, are you okay? You kind of like let them, it's a tension, you know.
Starting point is 00:21:10 If they're not really hurt, I've had plenty of that where they just kind of go, it's fine. Hi, Jonathan Oreck. My family and I were going on vacation a couple weeks ago and stopped at a Wendy's for a bite to eat. Me, my wife, and my brother on vacation a couple weeks ago and stopped at a Wendy's for a bite to eat. Me, my wife, and my brother were in one car, first in line. My mom, dad, and our sons were in the car behind us. We ordered, and then we got to the window. I said, I'd like to pay for mine and the vehicle behind me.
Starting point is 00:21:40 You could tell the poor girl working the window didn't have a clue what I was talking about. After some lengthy explaining, she let me pay for both. My dad got to the window, and she told him his was talking about. After some lengthy explaining, she let me pay for both. My dad got to the window and she told him his was paid for. He said he would like to pay for the car behind him. And the girl at the window told him, we don't do that here anymore. Oh, that's unbelievable. I mean, just, oh, we used to do that, but we don't do it anymore. You know, I used to write the car in front. Yeah. A minute ago, one minute ago, we used to do that, but we don't do it anymore. Oh, you used to, right? The car in front? Yeah. A minute ago.
Starting point is 00:22:07 One minute ago, we used to do stuff like that all the time, but now we don't. Now, not anymore. That's so funny. Yeah. I mean, I just love the explanation. There's definitely times you try to do something nice, and the person cannot wrap their head around it, and you go, it's just not worth it. That's crazy that this guy stuck it out. I mean, that's so funny.
Starting point is 00:22:28 He's like, all right, I'll just keep playing. We don't do that here anymore. I mean, she was probably so thrilled that that car was gone. Yeah. Like, all right. What a nightmare. And then yours has already been paid for. And then just again, just right back in it.
Starting point is 00:22:46 And good for her for that answer. We don't do that here anymore. Oh, that's wonderful. Here we go. This is going to be a tough one. Rick, no. I'm amazed. Bartholomew.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Is that how you say it? I don't know how to say that. Bartholomew. Yeah. Oh, that is Bartholomew? We had it right the first time. Oh. I have a real hard time with that word. Bartholomew? We had it right the first time. I have a real hard time with that word.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Bartholomew. Is that it? Yeah, good, good. There's no way that sounds right. Bartholomew. Bartholomew, come here. I mean, just a... I am amazed Bartholomew did not Google peanuts and Coke.
Starting point is 00:23:22 The history is pretty great. Workers would do it to not touch their peanuts with their dirty hands great podcast gents i didn't know that makes sense i guess like up there because they don't say i mean just don't eat peanuts uh i guess they're really not a bad it's just so funny to think that they don't, you know, it's like, well, how are we going to carry them? Oh, we'll just ruin them. They're not ruined, though. I know, but they kind of are.
Starting point is 00:23:51 I mean, it's just, it's kind of insane to go, I don't want to grab these peanuts. You know what? Just ruin the whole point of them and pour them in your drink. Like that, like who thinks to do that? Someone said that farmers driving tractors would do that so they could keep one hand on the wheel and have their drink and their meal in the other hand. Spill all the water.
Starting point is 00:24:12 It's, yeah, I don't know. It's just such a funny idea to think. Like, you know, I'm trying to think what else, you know, if you're like trying to carry, you're like, I got a sandwich and I don't want you to get it dirty. I'll just, you know, put'm trying to think what else, you know, if you're like trying to carry, you're like, I got a sandwich and I don't want you to get it dirty. I just, you know, put in your water bottle. I mean, that's essentially the same, you know. It's a little more practical than that.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Well, it's the same theory. I mean, you don't think you're going to have a guy try that, you know. Sandwich in the water bottle? I got a sandwich and a bag of chips, but. That doesn't sound bad. And then, you know what? I'm putting my bag of chips in my. You never put chips on your sandwich? I got a sandwich and a bag of chips, but... That doesn't sound bad. And then, you know what? I'm putting my bag of chips in my... You never put chips on your sandwich?
Starting point is 00:24:48 I put them on the sandwich. There you go. But I'm talking about in the soda. That's what the Coke is what I'm talking about. Like, that's the whole point of this. That's normal. I would put chips on my sandwich. I think you just got to break my point with the chips on the sandwich.
Starting point is 00:24:58 I don't know how that does it. You know? I'm saying if you had dirty hands... Yeah. Right? Then you just put... Anyway. I'm going to go put water. that you know i'm saying if you had dirty hands yeah all right there you go anyway i'm gonna go put water yeah you know could i get some uh oranges in that want just something you know what i never like oranges make my hands sticky so i just put them in my sweet tea uh where's your keys at oh my keys are in my Mountain Dew bottle. I didn't have pockets.
Starting point is 00:25:27 So I just threw my keys in there. Bob Hafner, another great addition of finish Nate's thoughts yourself. I do do that a lot. So, you know what? I let y'all jump in too. A little exercise.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Cameron Rodriguez, when blanket blates, blankets are wonderful name. You know what? I'll let y'all jump in, too. A little exercise. Cameron Rodriguez. When Blanket Bates. Blanket's a wonderful name. When Blanket Bates reads it like he was called on to read for the class and he's trying to impress the teacher, but still sound cool by not caring that much. That's true. That's how when you read. That's very specific. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:02 But I feel like he nailed it. Or she nailed it. She nailed it. That's very specific. Yeah. But I feel like he nailed it. Or she nailed it. She nailed it. Cameron Rodriguez. Hard to tell. I would say it's a girl. I say there's some truth to that.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I'm trying to read it properly, but yet not too good because Nate takes offense that people can read well. He's got a new shirt, new haircut. I mean, someone came in with some money. First day of fall. This is new money right here. I didn't think we were making money on this podcast yet, but apparently someone's got a side. I mean, he's doing ads on, just seeing local ads and going, hi, I'm breakfast-based.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah. Hello, folks. Hey, are you here? I'm breakfast. My name's, you don't think I know breakfast, but I know breakfast. Here at Waffle House, we do breakfast all day long i mean do you think he i think you'd be the first to be doing some commercials yeah you guys don't know what i got going on hello folks chris cyber who's gonna tell nate there's nothing no such thing as tostinos pizza
Starting point is 00:27:03 i know it's my favorite, though. Totino's, right? We basically knew this last week. We just – You said it so confidently that I left thinking, okay, there's Tostino's pizza rolls, and then there must be a pizza called Totino's because you said it so confidently. I know. I questioned it last week on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I questioned it, but I just kept saying it. I was even thought I was wrong, but, you know, I was like, might as well just go in. I love them. I've eaten two of them after these shows this weekend. I just, I mean, that's almost my favorite pizza. I just, you know, so good. I used to love Piga Wiggly's pizza.
Starting point is 00:27:40 We used to eat that at, like, brief stint at volunteer state community college we drive home to my parents afterwards and we'd cook those uh like small self like you just make your own little piggly pizza it was wonderful i like bad pizza the lunch pizza that's square rectangle oh yeah that's come on yeah it's good i know If I go eat lunch with my daughter at her school and they have that, I'll take two, please. Red Beard. The only information Nate got right about Big Red was the name Big Red from Texas cream soda. Well, my dad drinks it. I got that right.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Take that, Red Beard. Yeah. Red Beard. Yeah. It's got to work for Big Red yeah or something I get really offended
Starting point is 00:28:28 by that I feel like he just gets called in on all red things hey Red this guy got Big Red wrong what
Starting point is 00:28:36 it's just anything Red the gum yeah they got some fire truck information wrong Red and he comes in what and then he comes
Starting point is 00:28:47 in hey he doesn't even listen to the podcast he just comes in if we say anything that's red wrong derrick visor or visor maybe it's just me but i feel like britches is getting a little too big for his brains for his brian's sorry that's i'm maybe it's just me but i feel like britches is getting a little too big for his brains for his brian's that's maybe it's just me but i feel like britches is getting a little too big for his brian's it was easier to feel bad for him when he seemed like an innocent victim but now he either plays up the attacks for sympathy or throw some zingers back at nate i feel like saying okay just remember your place bud all three of y'all are hilarious, though. Thanks for a great podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:27 That's – I didn't think y'all would read my comment like that, but I – yeah. This – I mean, Derek's my favorite. Called me out. My brother's name is Derek, spelled exactly like you, and he – Derek gets it. You know what I mean? I think it's true. You come in, you – I mean, first, look at you. You're dressed much better now. You got a haircut. I mean, talk about it's true. You come in. I mean, first, look at you. You're dressed much better now.
Starting point is 00:29:45 You've got a haircut. I mean, talk about going to his head. And he does. He wants to read the whole show now. I mean, I'm slowly getting out of this. Welcome to bait land. I want to offer you an apology, Nate, for the way I've treated you on this show. It's been very rough.
Starting point is 00:30:02 That is right. People are saying it, so I apologize. Yeah. I'm glad they see right. People are saying it, so I apologize. Yeah. I'm glad they see it. Maybe get to it. He always yells at me like I'm the problem. That's right. And we're starting to see a little bit,
Starting point is 00:30:13 am I the problem? Michael Fair. I mean, Derek, we might read that again. I want to start. That's where the new hello, folks, is just me reading his comment. It's a great joke in the first line. Yeah. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Britches is getting a little too big for his Brian's.
Starting point is 00:30:33 That's well done. That was, yeah. I said brains. I messed it up out the gate. Michael Farah. Fun fact. Go Set a Watchman was written by Harper Lee before To Kill a Mockingbird, but published way later. Go Set a Watchman was written by Harper Lee before To Kill a Mockingbird but published way later
Starting point is 00:30:47 Go Set a Watchman you don't know everything Aaron how was I supposed to know that yeah well I you're the smartest person Go Set a Watchman doesn't seem like a good name
Starting point is 00:31:00 well it didn't go well To Kill a Mockingbird did it bomb yeah the book did yeah yeah because the name's not to kill a mockingbird was a prequel i guess to this yeah to kill a mockingbird interesting a great name ghost said a watchman i don't know maybe it's a good book name it sounds like a book ghost said a watchman i'm not reading that uh i would say that first
Starting point is 00:31:21 have you you know ghost said a watchman i'm that. Well, I didn't say it was a book. It sounds like a book. Christopher Scroggins. Nate said there's cats in New York bodegas about five times. I wonder if he realizes there's a correlation to keep rats out. Yeah, I did. It doesn't, I mean, they act like that's like normal, that you're going, you know what?
Starting point is 00:31:43 The Krogerger here they don't have cats running around to keep the rats out there's a there's you i do know that that's why they do it but i mean just kind of like it's not like it's like yeah yeah so cats can lay on the food right there's probably other ways. You're in New York City. You're not in just the desert somewhere trying to survive. Lee Kelly, it's definitely time that burrito brought out some merch. I would happy buy a hello, folks T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Lee, I bet he's getting them printed right now. So you're in luck. Lee-er. I'll have it. Torino Shanta. They always make fun of Barnyard for being an old man. But when Nate starts ranting, it is pure 70-year-old grandfather getting worked up about technology,
Starting point is 00:32:41 not working, and tipping the youths. Thank you, Torin. Yeah. Did you say Torino? Tor okay maybe i said torino totinos uh totino shanta um yeah i do get i have no problem tipping the youth i have a problem if uh i've actually talked to my neighbor about it where i'm fine with tipping the youth i think it's good but if you go into a business and you do all the work there's a point that you gotta you're like come on man like i you know i'd rather just the kids sit outside and ask me for money for god that would make me feel better you know hey i know you're gonna go make up all your own food in there, but can I have $10 for college? Yeah. Undergrad?
Starting point is 00:33:25 Postgrad? Undergrad, postgrad. Bachelor? Undergrad, early grad. Barfyman362, guys, please try and get Nate's dad on the podcast and talk about magic. I'm an amateur magician and would love to hear some of the stories he has to share from his experience performing. Cheers for the episode. Much love. Well, Barfyman36 362 if you know where my dad's at i'd love to meet him someday uh all right uh barfing man 362 you are in luck because today's episode is about magic, and my dad is here.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Dad. So he's here. So we did it. Barfing Man 362. Are you sure? I don't know if he's here. Yeah. Everybody. Yeah, I won from Harper.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Oh, that's Harper. Harper gave you that. Oh, that's for the um harry potter harry potter yes uh all right everybody this is uh my dad hi steven bargetzi you know what someone said uh what was the comment i was going to talk about uh did when he said the kid – when we were talking about you just let the kid cry out and that you don't do, that was when I played basketball when I was 10 years old or 11. You got to let this go.
Starting point is 00:34:58 And I hurt my thumb in the game, and I have to go sit down. I can't dribble. The ball can't touch my left hand. My thumb hurts so bad. And my dad yelled at me to get back in the game. I got back in the game, and I just can't dribble. It's just not working. And then I have to go back out.
Starting point is 00:35:21 You had two hands. That's what I was telling you. But then they were mad at me. Dad was mad at me. And we go to the hospital, and my had two hands. That's what I was telling you. Well, but then they were mad at me. Dad was mad at me. And we go to the hospital with thumbs broke. Thumbs broke. And he was never happier. I never seen a kid so happy when they said, yep, it's broke.
Starting point is 00:35:34 And he just go with me like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I felt horrible. He thought I was just. Well, the good thing is we have my daughter's son, Caleb, last year playing basketball, twists his ankle. Same thing. I go, walk it off, buddy, walk it off.
Starting point is 00:35:52 And he played the whole second half and then go to the hospital. Yep, it's broke. He should have stayed off of it. Gosh. Oh, man. My dad still hasn't learned. He still makes even the grandkids. Get out there.
Starting point is 00:36:06 We all get it. All right. Thanks for coming on. Everybody always asks, show them your IBM. There we go. Dad is the president of IBM, International Brotherhood of Magicians. We're very proud of him. Did you do it for one year?
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yep. Right? And I got 2020. So it's not the best year to become president, I guess. It's been the most memorable. Yeah. Who was that guy? I'll be a trivia question.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Yeah. Who was the president that didn't go around and see everybody like you're supposed to? Yeah, that was him. Is that one of the roles to visit? Yeah. Yeah. I was supposed to. I've already had four countries already that had postponed.
Starting point is 00:36:47 And I've had to do like Zoom calls. I've been a part of it. But I'm supposed to be there to give things out and awards and stuff like that. But very much so I have to go to England. That's almost I have to. I was Canada and stuff and invited to Australia and all those places. And I didn't get to go. I don't, I didn't get to go.
Starting point is 00:37:06 I kind of go. I didn't have to go, which is not bad, but also it would have been nice to be a part of it. But they want you to do another year? I don't want to do another year. Even though I'm not traveling, it's still a lot of work to be the president. It's a lot more than I ever thought. There's something every day, some little problem that you've got to handle. Who would ever think?
Starting point is 00:37:30 We have about 15,000 members in 88 different countries. What does it tell people to know what it is? Because people won't listen to this. I mean, it's the biggest yeah it's the largest of there's two there's several magic societies i guess in the in the world and stuff but the international brotherhood of magician was really one of the first organized way back in 1922 some magician said you know we ought to get together and talk about this stuff and uh but you know in the very beginning of magic if you were the magician you died with your secrets uh you didn't want anybody to know and and you would it would be in your will to burn
Starting point is 00:38:12 all your books and all your notes and stuff like that and um like that when houdini or yeah yeah they didn't they houdini and blackstone they hated each other and they would uh they would hire each other's assistants, pay them a lot of money just to tell them how they were doing their stuff. That's like the movie. What's that movie? Prestige. Prestige.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah, yeah, yes. That's very kind of true. That part of it is true, how they stole things from each other and stuff. Because it wasn't shared like it was. And even when I was little, it wasn't. When I was young, getting into magic, it wasn't. You had to know a magician. And even if you had the books, you couldn't understand all of them.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I mean, some of them are written in kind of a code-like, so you would have to have somebody go, well, that's what this is. But not now. Now the internet is, and you get, everybody just wants to share everything. They want to show you everything. Because now it's probably art to go in, here's how I did it. Yeah. But I mean, there's some people that have, you know, I mean, on that show, what is it?
Starting point is 00:39:13 The Penn and Teller where they have to guess how the trick. I mean, there's been people that they can't guess, right? Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of people. Yeah, yeah. Is there anybody that has any trick that they just don't tell them how it's done? Is there any well they get on that show you have to tell them because then they can't how do they know that that they didn't guess it right yeah so and there has been there was a magician i knew i knew of that refused to tell them and then they they wouldn't they wasn't gonna let him on so
Starting point is 00:39:42 finally at the end he had to go on and tell them. And I mean, but I don't think they would run around and tell. Yeah. That show's made for magicians. And they, you know, my hat's off to them for giving people spotlights and giving them a chance to get on the show. They make you look good no matter what. They're going to say good things. You're going to have good video.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Yeah. All the stuff that you need in today's world, saying you was on pen and dollar yeah do you ever see tricks that you have no idea or do you yes yes yes yes yes um and i love that feeling yeah of not knowing every trick that there is out there i get fooled all the time when i was young and uh when nathan was even young unfortunately harvey didn't buy him as much stuff because I tried to buy every trick I didn't know. I bought tricks just to find out how they were worked. And that's definitely for any young magicians out there,
Starting point is 00:40:34 it's not what you want to do. You know, if it's not now, if it's not something I really want to do that I think that I could do or do something with, I just assume, you know i might like to know but i don't have to seek it so bad that i go out and buy it just so i now i can find the secret out what does that mean to buy it you buy the rights to do these tricks and they show you how it's done yes yeah uh and then book you can buy the book or you can buy pamperers you can
Starting point is 00:41:03 just actually just buy the trick sometimes and stuff. But in this world, everything's changed now because of the thing. Like, you know, we had certain tricks and we called it by a certain name because that's what you did if you bought the secret. But now in real life, you can't call it. You can't say that because then somebody's out in the audience going to Google that and go, oh, here's what you're doing. So now you have to make up some weird name because you wouldn't dare say to your live what the actual really, where they might find the answer to that secret.
Starting point is 00:41:37 But I will say this, and this is, even as being the president of the, of the international brotherhood of magician COVID and all this stuff. And it's been not, it was started off great. Magicians just started meeting by zoom and teaching each other and doing lectures. And if you're a member of our society, you can go to the international brotherhood of magicians.org and, uh, go to that, uh, magician.org and go to our website. You can see 20 lectures i i'm one of them where we talk about what we were doing we were trying to get not so many tricks
Starting point is 00:42:13 as why you do what you do or whatever but what's happening is it's exploded and now everybody's getting on there giving away magic and we got people giving magic away that's not their tricks and they're going well here's how he does this and that well you and you know you bought that just because i bought it from somebody i don't have the right to explain it to the world his trick unless it's mine no one's gonna buy that guy yeah yeah yeah crushing that guy's that's right that's right he makes anything because i mean a lot of people make money selling these like that's how a lot of magicians make money, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:48 With the magic conventions and seminars and things like that. This is one thing. When I was first getting involved and going to conventions and hanging around with a lot of other magicians, I thought they were all David Copperfields and Lance Burtons. And I thought, these guys are all great and they know everything. I'm sorry to say, but about 80% of our memberships are just hobbyists. And they're just people, kind of like Brian's comedy. But it's just like, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I just had to throw that in there. It wouldn't be right. Thank you. He dabbled in it. I woke Aaron up. But sorry, Brian. I'm just kidding. he dabbled in it I woke Aaron up but sorry Brian I'm just kidding Brian never knows
Starting point is 00:43:29 when I'm kidding him I made a joke about his shirt one time it freaked him out you weren't kidding about that no I was
Starting point is 00:43:34 I promise you I was 1000% joking because Brian and dad have done shows without me like yeah well if we're all doing one together
Starting point is 00:43:43 but then y'all have done them separately I haven't been there. I like to hire Brian. Brian's great. Kramer and Morty Seinfeld going to business together.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Yeah, thank you. So raincoat. Yeah. Yeah, now you made me forget what we were talking about there, Brian, because I am- I made you forget. You slammed me, and then I made you- Okay, I'm sorry. No, but most of our members are hobbyists,
Starting point is 00:44:07 and they just love magic. They love the – there's all kinds of people interested in magic. There's people that like the history of it, people that collect books, people that collect old tricks, and that just got this – I got this prop that was made in the 1800s, and it still works, and all of this stuff. And they got their own clubs and those people, and they like to come. And we go, and we have conventions, and we teach and talk about the,
Starting point is 00:44:36 you know, this is how you do it, and this is what it is. And so those people, I've made a good living off people buying my tricks. And I would say, you know, I hate to say, but a lot of part of them will probably never do it. They just like to buy it. It's like when they come to see you, they want a T-shirt. They want something from you. So they went and seen you, Lex, or be part of it.
Starting point is 00:44:58 They go, I'll buy his trick. Yeah. Yeah. I would never dare try to follow him on a show I mean you're hard for anybody to follow yeah
Starting point is 00:45:08 but the only time I still got burned we did a prison show two straight days you went the first day with Jackson not some prison show that I
Starting point is 00:45:17 no different this is a great totally different one yeah they go do it he and Jason go the first day Jason's another magician
Starting point is 00:45:23 Jason Michaels the heat mentors and I don't know how many people was there because I wasn't but it was it was packed
Starting point is 00:45:30 well you did so they were put in you did so well that the next day Jason took me and you couldn't make it and they all thought
Starting point is 00:45:38 there we had to move to the overflow gym and there was almost a riot because there were so many people there to see you but it was me i'm just in there with gang members who are upset because i'm not pulling a quarter out of their ear yeah it was mainly i have a trick where a snake jumps out and it just
Starting point is 00:45:57 scared the bejesus out of this guy and uh so they all wanted me what happened is the first this happens in high school anywhere I go. If I go to high school and do four shows, by the third, second, third, and fourth shows, you can't get anybody in the gym. They're all cutting classes and coming in there and going because they've heard. So that's what happened at the prison. They kind of, eh, magic show. Eh, we don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:20 We don't know. And so that group came. And we were in not the overflow. We was in a pretty good-sized room. But we had a ball, and don't know. We don't know. And so that group came. And we were in not the overflow. We was in a pretty good-sized room. But we had a ball, and they were great. And the guy I picked on was awesome. And then, so I guess the next day, they thought I was coming back. So they told the entire person.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Everybody was going, you got to go see this guy. He's unbelievable. And then it's Brian. And it's Colin. yeah and it's hello folks it did not go well yeah well they got me started in doing the uh uso kind of armed forces entertainment and i kind of think i always thought them in prisons are the best two shows to kind of do i mean because these guys appreciate you so much, and they're just ready to go.
Starting point is 00:47:07 So it's really a shame you couldn't do well in that atmosphere, Brian. I would have thought. Well, it's hard to get over the disappointment of you not being there. I mean, that's got to be. This guy's going to make all this stuff appear. I had a bunch of dating jokes, and they weren't dating much at the time. You guys on match? What is it like?
Starting point is 00:47:28 Let's read some of this is the past. Did you know the earliest known trick? Yep. Apparently on the wall, in the pyramid wall, there's what looks like guys are doing something that they claim is the cups and balls picture. I don't agree with that. I think it's pull my finger.
Starting point is 00:47:47 I'm sure that had to happen in some cave somewhere way before this. But they say it's the, what I've heard is recorded. I mean, the oldest back that they can find where it looks like they were maybe doing some type of magic or something like that. Where it's sleight's slight of hand yeah the cut yeah the cup and ball trick is the yeah the where that's for you know who's i don't know i mean does everybody know do you know what the cup and ball trick is i used to have a cup and ball set oh man when i was younger and i learned all the tricks in a you know and it was a lot of fun yeah wow wow are they plastic or real they're metal cups and the balls were like felt yeah yeah that's easy yeah that's good most kids the first ones are
Starting point is 00:48:31 the little plastic three different color cups and stuff for you to jump in with the metal ones i'm impressed that was the real deal yeah you were going to be it now look at you and stuff but a cup and ball is kind of like a passage the right of passage things i think as a magician if you're going to learn sleight of hand that's a that's the trick that's one of the tricks that you have to kind of master or at least play you spend time with because it has so many different slights and so many i mean it's it's what makes magic magic it's misdirection it makes you look the wrong place it's getting you to go with the tension has a surprise ending you can i mean you can just do so many things with it i personally um just in trying to do it i i now just do the cup and ball so i've knocked it all the way down
Starting point is 00:49:16 just the the fastest what can i do uh because i tend to make all my my tricks last really long and talking so i went from three cups. Now I'm only using one and basically doing the same thing. There's a three, but I'm just doing it with the one cup, but I still have all the surprise endings. Did you buy it from this guy? No, from... Didi, Egyptian magician 5,000 years ago?
Starting point is 00:49:40 No. Stephen Bargatze on line one? That is the only thing that I halfway collect. I have probably about 15 sets of cups and balls. They go back pretty far. And the stuff that I like. Any of the silver work ones? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah. Like it's an old. Yeah, I've got some really neat ones and stuff, and sets like that, though. They're really kind of cool. All right. So how long have magicians been around? There are examples of magicians in the Bible, both the Old and New Testament.
Starting point is 00:50:12 In the Book of Exodus, God brought plagues on the Egyptian people, but the Egyptian magicians were matching many of the plagues. In one example, Moses and Aaron went to meet with Pharaoh. As the Lord commanded, Aaron threw his staff down in front of Pharaoh, and it became a snake. And then Pharaoh summoned his wise men and sorcerers and the Egyptian magicians, and they also threw their staff down, and it became a snake. But Aaron's staff swallowed up their staffs.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Yeah, much better trick. Yeah. Yeah, he wins. He would have won the contest. What do you think that is? You know what? That's a great question because in somewhat, I think there's difference in magicians and sorcery
Starting point is 00:50:55 and demonic in that kind of level. I believe that stuff like that can happen. And so I think that's probably exactly what had happened but i also know i could do that trick i could turn uh that staff right there go ahead no do it i'd have to have a snake but uh because i actually played around with the ones with a little garter snake and you've seen the trick with the canes where they just comes out with the the spinning cane it's a very popular trick you can get anywhere, disappearing cane or appearing cane. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:28 But if you had a disappearing cane, you could load a snake in there very easily and plug up the top where it's not going to come out. And then you just do the trick, the snake's going to fall out. And now you've turned that into a... going to fall out. And now you've turned that into a, I think you can, there's some people up in the mountain somewhere that I could convince them that I just did that. They just go, wow, that he did it. But now to make, if they have a snake that eats mine, I'm in the wrong church. And then the book of Acts, Simon the Sorcerer became a Christian and then later
Starting point is 00:52:07 asked the apostles if he could buy their tricks so he could lay hands on people and give them the Holy Spirit. Apostle Peter replied, may your money perish
Starting point is 00:52:15 with you because you thought you could buy the gift of God with money. You have no part or share in this ministry because your heart
Starting point is 00:52:21 is not right with God. Yeah. Again, Stephen, would you? All right. Well, my thing on this is the word sorcerer. And I've heard different stories. I heard that when King James, it was always, it was sorcerers. And because it even tells you to be aware of sorcerers. And this guy was looking for the power that came through the Holy Spirit. So
Starting point is 00:52:43 he was just wanting to be something that he was not. And he thought, is this maybe a magic trick? I don't know what he thought. But King James, what I heard, was fooled by the cup and ball thing. And so when they were having the Bible translated, he thought that, because at the end on almost all cups and balls, you have a big surprise ending in it, or a bigger ball, something that can't be almost impossible to be in the cup. And so somebody told King James or something that he thinks that the guy
Starting point is 00:53:15 put him under a spell, he fell asleep, and then woke up, and that was in there. You know, it's like something weird happened. That's King James' version? Yeah. No, but this is what I heard the story was. Come on. It's like something weird happened. That's King James Version? Yeah. No, but this is what I heard the story was. Yeah, the King James Version. It's not.
Starting point is 00:53:29 But apparently he said- That's pretty good. All right, thank you. Even magicians are sorcerers. So he actually potentially put the word magician in the King James Version, but it's really not the King James. It's really a sorcerer is what they were talking about and it's someone that does potions and drugs and can and do that kind of stuff and mess with
Starting point is 00:53:51 people and uh those are the ones we'd be aware of the very first sleight of hand guys they were called jesters and they were also called fool for christ so they would actually work they would actually go out and talk to kids and people and say, what these guys are doing is not real magic. You don't have to be afraid of them. They're using sleight of hand. And then they would produce and do the same tricks and then show them that it was sleight of hand, that they had no powers. So that's the big difference is when you think it's real. Do you ever get accused of all the time yeah yeah i remember uh one of my favorite stories is this uh i taught a class to guys who were doing uh they were uh children pastors so i taught them some tricks they can do in children church and some you know example things. And one of them did it and his church freaked out. It was up in Portland, Tennessee. And they were going to, they told him, we don't,
Starting point is 00:54:56 we don't need you anymore. And they were getting rid of him because he did magic. And so he calls and he has a month left in church he hires me so it's kind of like he don't care so he goes they don't like magic i'm so let's just he doesn't tell me yeah until i get there he goes hey they let you know they fired me because i did a magic trick i go i'm fixing to do a whole hour and he goes where's these three ladies right there and there was they were lady and they had notepads and they had everything they were ready for me and uh so i kind of told that story about that it's beware of sorcerers not magicians the real word would get pharmaceutical from for pharmacy you should beware of walgreens before you should meet. And then I talked about it, and we had a good time, and some kids came forward, and everything
Starting point is 00:55:50 was great. But afterwards, this lady, she came and got me. And I remember she was a bigger lady, and she had orange hair. And so she comes walking up there, and she had this hat, and I don't know the verse offhand, but she read the verse, don't practice deception. And she said, you are practicing deception and that's from the devil. And God spoke to me and I said, well, can I ask you a question? Do you dye your hair? And that was it. She got really, really mad and turned around and left. And I just thought that was the greatest answer. Thank you, Lord, for that.
Starting point is 00:56:27 That I was able to come up with that. Wow. And he got fired anyway. So it all worked out well. That's crazy. Another word I kept reading was conjurer. Yeah. Is that a word that y'all use?
Starting point is 00:56:40 Some do in their characters or something like that. Somebody that makes, again, you're trying to portray. Yeah. There a uh do you i've heard remember doug henning when you were little he was a guy that i really looked up to he he got into this so much that he he thought he looked for the real magic in the world and he thought that he was trying to he wanted to take it a step farther and get into the world of you know you step over and I would never want to go into or anything like that. And it really messed him up. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Is that a common thing for people to do that? Kind of get caught up in that? It may be for some, but not the many guys I know of. But a lot of them betray it and they want you to feel that way. They want you to think. You got to think, if I'm going to betray it, and they want you to feel that way. They want you to think. You got to think, if I'm going to read your mind, I want you to think that it's real. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:30 I want you to think, well, how in the world can he do that? Right. And then they think, they probably think it's real. Yeah, yeah. If they can convince you that it's real, then they've convinced themselves that it's real. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:41 And I used to do tricks. So when I started working in clubs and doing a lot of things like that, where you just met a lot of different people, I used to get people come up afterwards and go, oh, you're great. You're really great. I've lost my ring.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Can you tell me where it is? You know, or we can't, I've even had somebody ask me, my sister's been missing. Do you think you could help find what I can find your card? Yes. But I can't find your sister this is not
Starting point is 00:58:06 i mean so it's it's what the people perceive and and there's people that really want to believe really really bad but i honestly think most magicians if you're doing a trick you know it's not real yeah you know what you're doing and uh so you're just but you're just well because that should be enough that should be enough for you that you can make this person not know what you're just, you're just. Well, cause that should be enough. That should be enough for you that you can make this person not know what you're doing. That's right. Cause it's such a small area. You're not telling them to look way over here.
Starting point is 00:58:33 It's this tiny area. Yeah. And then they can trick you. Real quick. We'll do one. Yeah. To Aaron. Because, and this one, this one didn't matter.
Starting point is 00:58:43 No, Aaron's a secret genius. So be careful I know that Notre Dame so that was really good alright I'll go slower alright you mix them up yeah whatever
Starting point is 00:58:55 and he's going to do one of those because he's Catholic they know how to shuffle give it to Brian the Baptist and they would have been everywhere but what happens those that's because he's catholic they know how to shuffle that's right give it to brian the church baptist and here they would have been everywhere but what happens is how people think stuff happens first of all they think well the cards are all set up or whatever like this is and then there's only way you could do a trick like this is he has to be in and on you're not in or nothing no like
Starting point is 00:59:23 what i picked you no no i don't even really know who you are that much in this group and uh but so uh i let you shuffle okay so that takes away one of the areas so i like as a magician i like to take away what people are thinking so they think well he must have been in on it so we know it's not. Then I let them shuffle. Just slide a card out. Don't take it all the way out. Just leave it. Don't take it out. Yeah, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:59:51 And the reason why I like this is because most people would have grabbed that card, right? Right. Because it's easy to grab. Yes, because it's easy to grab and stuff like that. If you're listening at home, Aaron did not grab that card. No, no, he did not. But maybe I even wanted you to take this one. Right.
Starting point is 01:00:11 So if you want, we can push it back and grab another one. I mean, should I? I would, but you don't have to. And I kind of want to commit to that card in the middle. Yeah, see, that's all psychic. See, I already got you convinced that now you should stick with the first one. And now I kind of want to commit to that card in the middle. Yeah, see, that's all psychic. See, I already got you convinced that now you should stick with the first one. Because I'll be honest, I saw the one that was more,
Starting point is 01:00:32 and I was like, well, that, I don't, you know. Maybe I thought more about it than I should have. I like that one. You're going to regret it. Yeah. Okay, all right. So pull it back and get another one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, why not?
Starting point is 01:00:49 All right. Let's do this one then. No, come on. Now you're going to the way obvious one. Now, come on. You're so easy to manipulate. First of all, I would have never done that. I would have never put that back and went for another one and stuff.
Starting point is 01:01:05 It just shows you how easy I see. First of all, because you're just trying to be polite. There's no reason to be polite to a magician. You want to be courteous, but you should have stuck with the first one. But now you change your mind. Now, no matter what happens, he's going to go, God, I wish I would have stuck with the first one. You go on and slide it out, and you can show them or if you want
Starting point is 01:01:27 the camera or whatever don't let me see it i want i promise you i'm not looking for you the guys here put it back wherever you want and shuffle again anywhere in the deck anywhere in the deck see now that's another thing because a lot of people say you know what happens is when magicians get a card back they have to control the card they do these little fancy shuffles and they make sure the card is right where they are and so we've eliminated that this is what this is the kind of magic that i like that we would have taken a card and um and do it a matter of fact that's the first card that you was going to take i'm pretty sure but um and the big thing is you don't know. I need these cards.
Starting point is 01:02:08 This is a new deck. I should have took the advertising cards out or whatever. But you don't know. I don't know. Oh, you stomped him, Aaron. You stomped him. You did. I took out too many cards. All right.
Starting point is 01:02:27 How do you want me to find this? Just to cut a card? Cut? Yeah, that sounds good. There's one card. Holly, get that. We'll call you up. He just launched the card across the table.
Starting point is 01:02:42 From out of the middle of the deck. From out of the. Yeah. I have no idea. Do you want me to show it? Yeah, why not? I mean. It was my card.
Starting point is 01:02:52 It's a three of spades. Three of spades. That is unbelievable. Without me. I don't know. I don't know. We'll post this clip, right? We'll post the clip because some people are listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can't know. I don't know. We'll post this clip, right? We'll post the clip because some people are listening.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can't watch. So we'll post the clip. So just go to NateLand social media, and you'll be able to see that clip. That's crazy. See the trick. Yeah, it's great. I mean, that's what we used to buy Dad every Christmas.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Deck of cards. Every birthday, every anything. Deck of cards. It was a deck of cards you just it was our it was our tie that's right like a typical tie you'd buy your dad yeah that was our tie was just cards you could always buy a deck all right uh you go through a lot of deck of cards yeah as because especially in tennessee it's so humid that if I were to do a show outside or something. I like to do, I like close-up magic.
Starting point is 01:03:51 That's where I got started. But, of course, you got to make money doing the bigger stuff. And so I got into the bigger things. But I still love, my heart is still there. And if you've ever seen me perform, i pick on people and i kind of uh get on them and stuff i need to know their personality before i get them up on stage so i always walk around and meet people and talk to them and show them a card trick so i can see what kind of a person they are and i even do that when i open up for nate but now it's going to get
Starting point is 01:04:22 harder people are going to start i want to go to people's cars no no but when people start when they know i'm going to be there yeah you've changed the game it was so much better when i could just walk up and say hey who's a nate fan if i talk to him and then go hey i'm his dad and then they just they go wow really and they had no idea i'm on the show yeah it. It's before, and I love that moment. But, yeah, if I go out with you, it'll ruin that. Well, you won't be able to go. I mean, did you have it, like, towards the, you know, because you'd have to pick someone to bring him on stage now.
Starting point is 01:04:59 I mean, people could guess. They see you. They're going to be like, oh, I bet that's his dad. Yeah. I think i can hear him talking now yeah i mean towards the end they were going because because we were going that's his dad's dad's walking around and uh but that doesn't mean that they know i'm on the show yeah because i'm not i'm not dressed i'm kind of a little like a little slobby
Starting point is 01:05:20 and stuff with this little wal shirt. That's really great. I heard you're engaged, right? I am. Yeah. Yeah. She got you that shirt. I can tell she doesn't want women looking at him.
Starting point is 01:05:34 I got a pack of them. You know, he's got a pack of shirts at Walmart. Uh, Dan Soder, Dan Soder would go, we were on the road once and we go into a Walmart and he just grabs a stack of jeans and then just buys them, and he goes, oh, I'm good now.
Starting point is 01:05:49 And he would just buy a whole stack of jeans like an old man. And I was like, what are you? You don't buy something? He goes, no, these are good. You just buy a pack of these. Wow. Like jeans. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Crazy. We looked up some of the famous magicians. The earliest magician to pull a rabbit out of a hat was Louis Comte. Is that it? Yeah. I think so. I know the whole story behind that. It's really, really good.
Starting point is 01:06:13 It was, um, uh, he came into some small town. And so like he does, he got, you go back then where where what happened they would go to a dinner club or somebody big in the town would have them over and they would do a one parlor trick and try to talk everybody in the comment and uh there was like a tabloid paper that was out in his advertising and right above him was an article of a said some lady gave birth to a rabbit and it was just like you know just like the tabloids today. And he just thought that was really funny. So he produced the rabbit out of his hat that night
Starting point is 01:06:53 just to be a joke about the lady having the rabbit. And it became popular and then it just caught on. He just did it at a show. He just did it at a show one time just because of that and the news. And that's what started the whole thing yeah wow
Starting point is 01:07:08 oh yeah and that's that's the most famous thing from magicians a bat and sawing a woman in the hip yeah
Starting point is 01:07:15 I get that people ask me that can you pull a rabbit out of a hat yeah I always say them no the rabbit peed in my hat
Starting point is 01:07:24 and those hats are about 500 bucks now. Yeah. A rabbit is still $8. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 01:07:33 Gene, Eugene, Robert, Houdini. Yeah. Houdini got his name from there. Oh,
Starting point is 01:07:39 wow. Was a French watch maker, magician, illusionist, wildly recognized as the father of the modern style of magic. In the 1800s, he transformed magic from a pastime for the lower classes,
Starting point is 01:07:51 seen at fairs to an entertainment for the wealthy, which he offered in a theater opened in Paris, a legacy preserved by the tradition of modern magicians to perform in tales. So he was the first. And I hope I'm getting this right. All the magicians are perform in tales so he was the first and i hope i'm getting this right all the magicians don't kill me if i didn't but uh there is uh uh his cape was is handed down who was supposed to be the best magician in the world at the time and and so it was handed down to certain people. And Lance Burton has it now from Las Vegas.
Starting point is 01:08:29 A lot of people might think Blaine or somebody else are really good. But there's a certain style of magic you needed to do. I think Blaine is one of the best, if not the best, probably guy out there right now. David Blaine? David Blaine. one of the best, if not the best public guy out there. David Blaine? David Blaine. He's just insane. David Tell had a funny joke about him.
Starting point is 01:08:49 He goes, he just does stuff where it's like, like he just did one where he held on to balloons. Like he's doing, you know, it's like, you want to see how long I can sleep on your couch for two months? Like, it's like a very, it's not a magic trick. It's just, he just, that's all, that's all his tricks are just kind of like something like that. But, yeah, everybody likes him.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Yeah, I do. I think he's good for magic. Move your mic a little bit. I think he does – he makes my job easier and gets more people to work. But to actually know what he's doing and some of the stuff that he does when he does his tricks and a live show it's pretty amazing well that's like comedy in the same way where we it's the same with the magic you anybody can do a trick or anybody can tell five minutes of jokes it's to do a show right could they do their own show right if you go watch david blaine for an hour is it going to be a great show or you know and it's a great and it's a great show and that's what a lot of people
Starting point is 01:09:48 thought he couldn't do uh when he first did his first special uh actually i mean the magicians a lot of them didn't like him at all because he literally you can go to any magic shop and do almost everything he did in that special for under 50 bucks. Yeah. I mean, by the sequence to every trick. Yeah. Because he was just doing slight, but it was just the way he did it. He changed everything. He took the camera off the magician and put it on people. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:13 And it got reaction, so that caught on. But then he learned, and by the second, third, and fourth special, he's a great magician. He's learned from the best. special he he's a he's a great he's a great magician he's learned from the best i i think he does the trick that that kills me is uh that he comes out and he has somebody show his mouth shut i mean he's really doing it he shows his mouth shut has a card selected sign sets it down and then he cuts that open and out comes his mouth at that sign card. I mean, that's insane. That's insane. Yeah, he's just willing to go.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Yes, yes, yes, yeah. Which would have been some of these guys, Houdini and some of these guys, Houdini would have loved David Blaine, I think. Yeah. And Chris Angel and those guys, they would have been very impressed. I think today if these guys went and saw the shows that was happening what copperfield's doing and stuff they'd be blown away yeah they would not have a clue how they did any of this stuff yeah well because houdini was well because there's a mix of uh guys being like david blaine where it's like you're a magician but it's like
Starting point is 01:11:24 he's also can be underwater for it's like a scape artist right yeah yeah yeah yeah it blaine where it's like you're a magician but it's like he's also can be underwater for it's like a scape artist right yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's so it's both things it's like he's truly and probably back then there wasn't you that's what you would have done i mean now magic is like everything everything's so much wider so you can just specifically be i only do these sleight of hand all right you. You know, Dave Copperfield, he does these gigantic tricks versus, does he do any sleight of hand? Who? Copperfield. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:52 He can do. Yeah, yeah. He does it. Yeah. A lot of it's a big show. It's a bigger show. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:57 But he can do sleight of hand. I've seen him do it and he does a decent job at it. I mean, does everybody can do sleight of hand? No. Most. Yeah. him do it and he does a decent job at it uh i mean is everybody can do sleight of hand or no i'm at most yeah i think that it used to be really separated now the sleight of hand is more popular you go to europe all the big shows now are close-up shows where you go and it's 50 to you know 110 at the most people and uh they're all sitting around the table and and i mean you couldn't do that 20 years ago yeah but now people will accept that yeah stuff uh yeah like they have the restaurant what's the rest in that house of cards yeah yeah the house of cards here in national
Starting point is 01:12:38 tennessee yep you see close-up magic and and the par, the kind of magic I do, which is not the big stage. I don't have to hire girls and big boxes and stuff, but big enough to be seen. Yeah. And you can do it on stage. Yeah, you do it on our stage. Yeah. People can see it.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Yeah. But I think Houdini and Blaine were probably a lot alike. Yeah. Houdini had a whole magic show that he did before he started doing the skates. And then he would do the upside down straight jacket to get everybody's attention in that town. Then the one to come out and see him do his magic show.
Starting point is 01:13:15 And he was called the King of Cards. And what he did, the hiding the cards in his hand and doing all of them. And so he did. Did you ever meet someone that saw him? Yeah. cards in his hand and doing all of them so he did he was a regular song uh yeah i think uh i met a guy named die burning that that once he has a trick out and i used to do it and uh it's called the trick that fooled houdini oh yeah yeah i can show you that i know yeah yeah i want to see the trick yeah for houdini yeah because and So this guy saw Houdini.
Starting point is 01:13:46 He did a trick for him. So he's an older guy. So Aaron, grab a card. And this would normally be signed or something so you know it's different. So he puts it into the deck. And without doing anything, it just comes right back to the top. And it would be, but that was the trick, and all the magicians out there, anybody watching, they know exactly what I did,
Starting point is 01:14:14 but I did it the same way that this guy did, the full Houdini. And Houdini did just what every magician does today when they get fooled by a guy. Like if I'm sitting there and some kid comes up to me, and today the young kids are amazing. If they show me a trick that just blows me away, I do exactly what Houdini did in all of them. I go, that is fantastic. I love it. Come over here and show this guy.
Starting point is 01:14:34 He wants to see it. And I'm only doing it because I want to see it again from a different angle. And I might have him show 20 people. No, you better show this guy. I want to make sure he knows until I figure it out. And that was a trick that Houdini did that. And he saw it like 10 times in a row and just walked away angry. He had no idea what the guy was doing.
Starting point is 01:14:55 And it was that guy? Guy Vernon. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wow. I met him in the 80s and he was probably 80 then when I met him. Did he say anything like, was Houdini a good guy?
Starting point is 01:15:07 No, he didn't. I didn't get to talk to him about that. He wasn't liked. Magicians didn't like each other back then because there was a really hard competition. I don't think it's so – I think they still have problems. I think probably some of the Vegas guys don't get along that good. But the most – I think the better – just like I think they still have problems. I think, you know, probably some of the Vegas guys don't get along that good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:25 But the most I'm – I think the better you are – just like I think in comedy, when you're really good, you don't really worry about – I'm not worried about another guy that's good. I'm not intimidated. I think there could be two good comedians, and there could be two good magicians. I don't need to worry. Well, it would probably be the same way I always say with comedy.
Starting point is 01:15:44 Comedy, all you can hope for is to be in the conversation of one of the best ever. Yeah. No one can be the best ever because it's too subjective. It's too, you know. Yeah. Someone could like this and they don't like this. Magic is probably the same way. You just want to be in the conversation.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Right. You just, you know. Yeah. And then if they get to that high, the high level that those guys were all at, I mean, yeah. Yeah. They're not worried. My thing is, is now my legacy is my name. This chain has every president of the International Brotherhood's name engraved on each one.
Starting point is 01:16:17 And my name, I'll be somewhere on the shoulder or something. And so, I mean, so for me, yeah, I've been very blessed and this is high or whatever. I cared or I need to go or something like that. Well, you're in the history of magic. Yes, I am. I think that's where you want to be, in the history of whatever your thing is. If you can get in the history of it, that's crazy.
Starting point is 01:16:41 That's not an easy thing to do. I mean, this says houdini was president of the society of american magicians yeah and he was a member of the international brotherhood of magicians which is what this is and he wanted some changes and stuff and uh it goes back again they didn't people didn't like him yeah because he thought he he was he was the big name out there yeah So he was my competition. So they didn't let him get his way and stuff. So he goes, well, I'll just start my own.
Starting point is 01:17:09 So they broke off and he started the Society of American Magicians, which I'm also a member of. And it is mainly, it's mostly only in America where we're international. So that's why we're so much bigger than they are. But they do have some members and others now, but mostly they're just in the United States. So they kind of started, and I'm not sure the year they started, but Houdini was their first president,
Starting point is 01:17:35 and that's the cool thing that they get to brag about, that he did it and we kicked him out. We didn't want him. We passed up on Houdini. So he just went and got his own i'll start my own society wow like a church yes yes what about him dying so that's the big uh that's always the big story with you know houdini died of a ruptured appendix in 1926 uh yeah that's the truth but that's not the Tony Curtis version.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Yeah. What's the Tony Curtis version? Oh, is that a movie? Yeah. Then the very first movie that ever made about who Tony Curtis played, Houdini, and he died in the water chamber. Huh. So he drowned.
Starting point is 01:18:18 And so it's still a very popular myth that people think today. I mean, for a long time, people thought, especially people my age, because we saw the movie. So we think, yeah, he died in the chamber and stuff like that. He couldn't hold his breath when he was doing that trick, but they got him out in plenty of time. They knew he was in trouble, and they got him out. But he died like maybe 10
Starting point is 01:18:46 days after that of an appendicitis because he got punched in the stomach yeah yeah and that part is all true and he would do that and i don't know but he would allow kid people he could make his stomach so tight he could take a punch and uh but so some kid comes up before the show and said, I heard you could take a punch. And this kid, he goes, can I do it? And he goes, yeah. And he stands up and the kid hits him. He wasn't ready.
Starting point is 01:19:14 He just threw it up. And the kid just pouted right in his side. And it burst his appendix. And, of course, he didn't know at that time what had happened. But he actually went, no, no, I wasn't ready. Okay. And he let the guy hit him no, I wasn't ready. Okay. And he let the guy hit him again. I mean, that's crazy that that happened.
Starting point is 01:19:31 How old was he when he died? I don't know. I think he was in his 50s. I wanted to say 52, but I'm not sure. Yeah, I think that's right. So, yeah. So, I mean, he would have, I mean, yeah, that's crazy because, I mean, he could have lived another 30 years, you know, and be born in 56, you know, which would have been, you'd probably have, I mean, yeah, that's crazy because, I mean, he could have lived another 30 years, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:45 And be born in 56, you know, which would have been, you'd probably have a lot more on it. Yeah. You'd have had a lot of stuff on him if he would have lived to then. That's pretty crazy. That's like a David Blaine thing, though, where he's. Right. You're doing something that's like.
Starting point is 01:20:04 And I think I've seen David Blaine do that. Yeah. That he's allowed somebody. He took a punch from a professional boxer. Mm. Just let him hit him hard as he could. Crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:20:19 It's a mix. I'm not doing that. Yeah. It's a mix of- I mean, that seems like that's the way those guys did. Those guys had to be a show. They had to be a whole show. And so on top of like watch this trick, they would also have this weird stuff.
Starting point is 01:20:36 Yeah. But it was a different world. Like the scape out of a – he would get in – one of my favorite stories, he'd get in like in a milk thing with a carried milk jug, metal. He would get it and they'd fill it with water and lock it in. Like how big of a milk? Yeah, I mean, it's four and a half feet tall. Like just a big metal milk thing.
Starting point is 01:20:59 And they would put him in it and lock it. But they would cover it up with a curtain. Yeah. And Houdini, I mean, Houdini couldn't hold his breath like blaine he didn't hold it for five minutes or maybe five minutes but he could get out in a minute and a half but to get out in a minute and a half it's not very good so he actually would get out and read the paper and sit back there and they would have a live band play music and people are all going oh my gosh my gosh, oh, my gosh. He's already out.
Starting point is 01:21:27 He's been out, and it was all showmen just to come out, which today you need to get out in 30 seconds because American Got Talent is going to go on to the next thing. They're going to buzz you, but back then you drug everything out. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's – well, for him to do, I mean, that's funny to think that. I mean, it's been impressive for him to get out in a minute. I mean, what did they, could they, you know, it was good just to show it.
Starting point is 01:21:55 Yeah, and later on, and Penn and Teller became those people that realized that sometimes magic is just as good to show it. Well, when we went to their show, they let us walk on. We got to walk on stage and touch the box or something. Remember that? Yeah, and then you got to make the choice if you wanted to see how it worked or not. If you didn't want to know, close your eyes, and then they actually showed you how it worked. If you remember how it worked, it's exactly how it got out of the milk can.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Yeah. showed you how it worked which if you remember how it worked it's exactly how he got out of the milk can yeah so they were doing they were doing houdini philosophy but kind of like we think it's pretty cool how it works so let us show you how it works those that want to know yeah i mean you know people always say they don't want to know you know i always because my line that i would say they go can you do magic it's like uh i can't do any magic, but I can ruin it for you. Yeah. But they're, yeah, because people always say they want to know. I don't know. Some people say they don't. You know, they're like, I don't want to know.
Starting point is 01:22:57 I like not knowing. And some people do want to, some people do want to know. Some people have to know. They have to, yeah. Those are the ones that get you. I mean, I got to know. It just drives them crazy and stuff like that. So I hope that if you, I think it's fun to know. What gets me is sometimes if somebody will,
Starting point is 01:23:20 they think they know and they can live with that. They can go, well, Aaron was in on it. Then they go, okay, I they can go well uh aaron was in on it then they go okay i can go to bed now he was in on it even though he wasn't but they can live with that fact of thinking that they they got themselves the answer they needed to know that that's all i needed to know that he was uh in on it and i'm okay and stuff and what kills me too i do school shows and it is true that sometimes you know uh i put all the my rules is all the kids have to be on one side of the gym and i do a couple tricks that if you're behind me it's a different show and you're going to see how it works and so you know and my guy works with me already goes and tells him, look, I mean, you can't tell the teacher, get out of here.
Starting point is 01:24:06 You got to go sit over there. But he can say, if you sit here, you're going to not enjoy it near as much. And he tries, but some of them don't. But what gets me is what's funny is that after the show, this guy will come up to me and he goes, I figured that trick out. And you want to go, did you figure it out or did you see it? There's a difference. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:28 He just saw it at the end. Yeah. So Houdini and then 1974, the musical, The Magic Show, starring Doug Henney. That was, and he was the guy that really got me. I really loved Doug Henney. And I got to meet him and went all the way to Chattanooga to meet him, came outside. And after the theater, I just stood in the alley to meet him,
Starting point is 01:24:52 and he was as nice as a guy. He did the newspaper trick that we're going to do on your show and stuff like that. Was it sold out like Chattanooga? Yeah, Yeah. Yeah. When was that? When did you go?
Starting point is 01:25:07 I probably saw him in 76 or eight, something like that. Wow. I went down there to see Doug Henney. Yeah. In 1980, Doroth Dietrich, in her teens,
Starting point is 01:25:20 become the first. And as of 2019, the only woman to do the jinxed bullet catch in her mouth, often referred to as the stunt that scared Houdini. It was done under test conditions at the annual International Brotherhood of Magicians convention in front of hundreds of paying attendees and the general public. It was televised worldwide and got international press in 1980. Have you met her?
Starting point is 01:25:43 Yep, I have. Crazy. I wouldn't do that. That's like that trick with the knives and the bags and stuff like that. There's just too many things that can go wrong. I'm not going to...
Starting point is 01:26:02 I don't know the method that she used and i didn't get to see her do this um um favorite i'm sorry they filmed it yeah and uh yeah i mean that's i mean uh penn and teller did that too they do they do by far the best version, and I do not know how they do it. And neither do 90% of the magicians in this world. Penn and Teller has taken it to a level where even the guys that know how the original trick worked, it's kind of like that card trick where I eliminated all the possibilities. So we know what you would have to have and happen in a bullet catch
Starting point is 01:26:46 and so penn and teller eliminated everything so you go well that didn't happen that couldn't happen he did that he had the bullet marked he had this done and and and so theirs is theirs is by far the best i think that's ever been invented or anybody doing it and how they, why they do it every night. It's just, and it makes me nervous every time I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah. Do you do any tricks now or,
Starting point is 01:27:11 or done something that would be considered dangerous? No. Uh, uh, the, the, I, I did the straight jacket for a long time and you can,
Starting point is 01:27:22 you can hurt yourself, but I don't even do that anymore since I'm a little overweight now. I need to lose about 20 pounds to start doing that trick. But that is one of the funniest pieces I ever have, and it's called the, if you look up straight jacket of death. Yeah. With dick baskets. It's a very, very funny routine.
Starting point is 01:27:43 That's probably the most physical thing. I actually did do the spike trick before just to do it, and then I realized I don't want to do this. It's just too crazy or something like that. I work with Lady Houdini, who's traveling right now. As a matter of fact, she is in Atlanta, I think. She started her first fair back with the – and she actually does the Houdini water thing in a glass thing
Starting point is 01:28:12 where you watch her. Yeah, we went and saw her. Yeah, yeah. It's fantastic. Yeah. And she's crazy. She's really doing it. She does not have trick – I would have trick handcuffs
Starting point is 01:28:24 that if I couldn't pick them, I'd push a button and they came off. But she don't. She's really underwater, chained to the bottom so she can't get out, and she's picking the locks. And I did six shows with her, and every time I did it, I thought she was going to die. And I'm just going, I couldn't, I can't believe that she is doing this night after night after night.
Starting point is 01:28:47 That she's going in there and doing it two times a night sometimes. Yeah. Holding her breath that long and having to escape. But I know she has, and I think the video of her, she has passed out in there twice. But have you ever had. Kept doing it. Like tricks go wrong i mean i know you've had like what's an example of not a dangerous but just something that's really went wrong uh i had a trick
Starting point is 01:29:12 go wrong with uh with nate my son i decided once when when we when nate was young to dress him up as a clown and go with me and and I'm going to do this trick. And it was called Bonzo the Dog, and it's based on a famous trick for magicians called Run, Rabbit, Run. And it's where you have a thing about two feet long, two and a half feet long, and it has a little wooden dog that goes in. And he goes in the door house, dog house, and over here is a bone store where he gets his bones. But I also have a bag of, they were like hot dogs, sponge hot dogs,
Starting point is 01:29:53 that if he does his trick right, he gets the hot dogs. So you set them down. And so Nate's job was supposed to help me do some stuff. It was for kindergarten. I was in kindergarten. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. It was my kindergarten class.
Starting point is 01:30:08 All right. Yeah. But he gets a little stage fright. And so he's just pointing. He's not talking. So he's supposed to go, Dad, the dog went across. Because the trick is that every time the magician looks away, the dog would run and get a bone.
Starting point is 01:30:22 And then he'd come back by the time i look back and i'd act like oh and the kids are all screaming well the points have been nate screaming at me dad the dog just went well he's just pointing he's not saying anything so i go i know i gotta get rid of him so i pick him and put him up on the back of the stage he's sitting there and but he's sitting in front of the bag that has the hot dogs in it. And now the dog's going, and then he looks. And I don't want to give away too much, but there are two dogs being involved. And my job is to get the second dog into where the hot dogs are really early.
Starting point is 01:31:02 But I'm playing with another dog that they're seeing. They don't know that that one's in there, but the bag's turned backwards. Yeah. But now Nate is seeing for his first time in his little life, the dog's already in there. And now he decides to unmute himself. They become this wild kid going, the dog's there.
Starting point is 01:31:24 No, he's already there. And it's running back and forth and stuff like that. Quite embarrassing. We had kids walk out. The other kids in the kindergarten ask for their money back. This is crazy. It's great. There are tricks that you do today that they just don't work sometimes.
Starting point is 01:31:44 And there's no outs. I like to have an out. And with, you know, if I tell somebody to think of a playing card and doing it just like, all right, Brian, let me. All right. There's one card laying on a table right now. Brian, name any card in the deck. Three of diamonds.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Now, there's no, anyway, we used the three earlier with the three of spades, but you said the diamonds. Yeah. Okay. If that's the three of diamonds, you're going to freak out? Yes. I will freak out. Huh?
Starting point is 01:32:24 I will freak out for sure that's impressive that was an out because i laid the joker down yeah but i would try to lay down the right card yeah but if i don't get it you have to have an out a way to get out to make it look like you're right so i made it i did not have i had the joker down here it, you have to have an out, a way to get out to make it look like you're right. So I made it. I did not have. I had the Joker down here. Yeah. So I have to switch it for the three.
Starting point is 01:32:51 But so do you. Nothing went wrong. Right. But to me, it went wrong. I didn't have the right card. But does that make sense? So I try to do all my magic where I can have an out, where if something goes wrong, then I can still get out of it.
Starting point is 01:33:10 But there's some things that you just can't, that if it goes wrong, it went wrong. I think the last show we did together, I had something go really, really wrong. Yeah. And again, I think that's what makes a professional professional nobody knows in the same way with you guys if you forget a joke or a tag or something like that nobody knows but you yeah and you're the one that's disappointed so i think if you could do a show and you know it
Starting point is 01:33:38 wasn't the best but then people come up to you and say, that was the greatest thing. That was awesome. Then you know you've – you can call yourself a professional. I've got this. They like my bad show. Yeah, then they can't tell. Some of these tricks that have gone wrong, because you have some of those in – I mean, have you heard of some of those? Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:34:02 One of them, I thought he was talking about the big ones now. You can go look on the guys that are doing the knife stab with the spike in the bag. A good friend of mine, Martin Cox, he's dated our house a couple times. And he did it with a girl. And it went so crazy. He grabs a girl's hand and he takes her hand over. So when he slammed down on the bag, those four bags, and underneath it is a big metal spike.
Starting point is 01:34:30 He actually went through her hand and into his hand. It's the craziest thing in the world. So I sued. Is that just you get sued or you get? He should have got sued. He got lucky. And there has been some that has sued. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:45 He did not. He was lucky because the girl, it was at a magic convention. And she was an assistant to another magician. So she was used to it. And the spike went through the best part of her hand, which was just luck. So it didn't damage, no nerve damage or anything like that. So she's got a great story to tell. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:05 But she didn't sue him, but she definitely could have, and she would have won that case. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's like why even run the risk? Yeah. It's like you just, yeah. Yeah, I met a guy that once, he was a juggler, and he juggles really sharp knives right on top of people.
Starting point is 01:35:23 So he makes them lay down, and he juggles right in there over their face. And he thought, he said, this is so funny. And I was going, they're going to own everything. Because you don't know. They might just raise their hand or something like that, and they do something. I don't care how good you are. One day, that's not going to work.
Starting point is 01:35:39 And so he ended up now, he puts like a blindfold on so they won't, and he just pretends like he's doing it, and he fake drops it. And now he's got it's funny. It's a funny piece. That person thinks that you're doing it. It's way better than actually really doing it and maybe killing this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a much better show.
Starting point is 01:36:02 Read the first, Joseph Burris. The one's going wrong? Escape artist Joseph Burris, who was desperate to emulate his hero Houdini, died on Halloween 1990 while trying to perform a buried alive trick in California. Joseph was lying inside a see-through casket when he was lowered into a hole into the ground. A cement truck then poured its contents onto the casket, but tragedy struck when the coffin suddenly collapsed under the wet cement's weight. into the ground. A cement truck then poured its contents onto the casket, but tragedy struck when the coffin suddenly collapsed under the wet cement's weight.
Starting point is 01:36:30 Joseph, dubbed Amazing Joe, ended up being crushed to death at the scene. Yeah, I mean, that's crazy. I mean, we don't have to watch. I don't want to watch. Okay, all right. Yeah, I remember that when that happened. It was on TV?
Starting point is 01:36:44 No, I mean, it was just in every magazine every magic thing that was out there so I mean you don't even see it you just see they just pour yeah I don't know that thing I was about to pull up was from Inside Edition where they did a story on it what was his plan to dig out I mean Houdini
Starting point is 01:37:00 only did it once Lance I think there's been several guys that's done it. It is a very – David Blaine did it. It's a very difficult trick to do even if it works. Because his plan was to get out and dig his way up through the dirt. So no matter what, even with a breathing tire or whatever you have, it's tough because you got your dick and you have to at least dig five feet through dirt. You just hope it's loose. So, I mean, you have to at least dig five feet through dirt
Starting point is 01:37:25 you just hope it's loose so I mean the weight yeah it just crushed but his was the weight yeah yeah I mean I don't know probably not
Starting point is 01:37:32 probably suffocated yeah yeah that's what happened he didn't he hadn't planned on the the coffin yeah I mean do they even like I don't
Starting point is 01:37:40 I mean that's the worst imaginable death I can think of yeah it's not happening yeah and he did it to himself.
Starting point is 01:37:46 And especially with people watching you knowing you're there, so they could help. It's not like no one can help you. Everybody can help you, but no one knows to help you. That's like a trick that you'd have to go, I mean, is it worth it? Are people – nowadays, I don't know how much this stuff is worth because everybody's seen everything. With the internet, it's hard to impress people.
Starting point is 01:38:13 And so if you're like, I'm going to do this, you just got some guy going, well, I bet he's doing something else. And then they don't care as much. And so they don't appreciate it as much. So why even run the risk of doing it? You know, when David Blaine did the balloon thing, which was a pretty cool show if you like that but then the guy helping him jump 22 000 feet whatever just out of a plane without a parachute and landed in a net did you see i mean when i saw that i looked that up and i went you got to be kidding that was 10 times better than
Starting point is 01:38:40 what planes did yeah i mean he went higher jumped out of a plane nothing on and lands in a big net look that looked like a little square by his camera you go i'm gonna land in that thing who would do that wow yeah and uh why we haven't all heard about that one yeah uh magician swallows acid on vietnam's got talent When Vietnam's Got Talent semifinalist Trantan Phat brought out four glasses of water and one glass of acid in the 2015 show. He had no idea he was moments away from disaster.
Starting point is 01:39:14 In an act dubbed the acid test, Phat got one of the contest judges to come on stage and shuffle the glasses around, including the one containing sulfuric acid. He claimed he would use his magic to work out which glass had the dangerous substance. However, the judges looked on.
Starting point is 01:39:32 He chose wrong. He sped out the acid as soon as he realized, but not before his lips had swollen up and pain had shot through him, according to reports. He was raised at the hospital and treated for second-degree burns. And there's a guy named Jim Hines. He was a friend of mine. I don't think Jim performed.
Starting point is 01:39:49 I thought he was one of the funniest guys. He would come out on a magician's magic convention. It would be the only place you would ever see him. And he would have a tuxedo and everything, and he would tell the saddest story. Like somebody broke into his truck last night and stole his whole show. So all of it popped. And everybody believed it. But then he goes, well, luckily I've sent home and I've got slides.
Starting point is 01:40:13 And so his whole show is slides. He showed one slide, him standing in front of a building. The next slide, it'd be him empty. And this was back in the 80s and 90s. But it was hilarious. He just made everything disappear thing jumped but he did a lecture the next day and in his lecture he did this he did this trick that trick he goes this is my favorite birthday party trick you get the birthday child up
Starting point is 01:40:38 and you pull one nine of ass and then he had later on i saw him do it where he had you get your grandpa's pills and you put them out one of them these are like uh good and plenty but one of them is a kill and these kids get the pick one but it was all joke yeah yeah and things like that so when you i hadn't heard about this but when you read that i remember i saw jim do that in 2000 he he would do the acid thing. Harry Blackstone did that trick 20 years ago. Yeah, yeah. Kramer says that. Sheep.
Starting point is 01:41:08 It's two sheep. I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick 20 years ago in the village. David Blaine lacerates throat trying to catch a bullet in his mouth. He risked death when he shot himself in the mouth during a bullet-catching trick in Vegas. He pulled the trigger on himself in front of 20,000 people while holding a mouth guard between his teeth with a metal cup for him to catch the bullet in. However, as he fired the bullet by carefully tugging on a rope attached to a rifle, his gum shield shattered and he felt an impact on the back of his throat.
Starting point is 01:41:41 At that time, Blaine believed the bullet had gone through his head and that he was dead, but fortunately he survived with only a lacerated throat. You want to see it? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I want to see it. I mean, it's not bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:54 It's not like he didn't, doesn't even hardly respond to it. Yeah. Right there he's going, am I dead? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What was he trying to do? He was trying to really catch a bullet.
Starting point is 01:42:15 People got to realize that every catch a bullet trick is not, there's a trick. Yeah. But he wanted to really, really do it. And you die at it because somebody gets the, something can happen before you can put the, you know, they switch the guns or somebody had the wrong kind of bullet or it's not in the right chamber.
Starting point is 01:42:35 I mean, that's what goes wrong. The trick itself doesn't go wrong unless you're going to steal the bullet out. I do remember I had a dart gun that shot a little dart. And what you would do is you would trim the dart. So when you loaded the dart in, you would shoot it. Then you would load one of those skinny ones in. And when you handed them the gun, the dart would fall back out in your hand.
Starting point is 01:43:03 And so now I knew that it worked because I had the dart in my hand. And then I would have somebody shoot at me, and I had a magnet in my shirt, and I made it. I did that for a little while. I chased that trick and stuff. But all of them are usually tricks like that. Blaine wanted to – I really want to – Really do.
Starting point is 01:43:21 He was trying to be like Houdini. He wanted to do – he does all of what Houdini did, and he wanted to really catch the bullet. And the only way to do that is to have that metal thing that can stop a bullet. Yeah. Still crazy. I wouldn't, I mean, he's crazy. Yeah, the metal thing can stop it.
Starting point is 01:43:36 And it went wrong, and then it went through the back of his. No, it just went in his throat and hit it. Yeah, it just kind of shattered the piece that he had in his mouth. It's crazy. Yeah. All right. We're about to have to get out of here. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:53 Paulo Robbins. I don't know what you – he's a very good friend of mine. I don't know what you have fun. Basically, he gained notoriety because he pickpocketed Jimmy Carter's secret service agents. And he would show them, here's your badge. And the guy would be like, give me that back. And he's like, you don't have the right to that. And the guy would then show him his badge.
Starting point is 01:44:09 And he, no, he already had that on him too. Like he just took everything off these guys. This right here. And we feel that. It's got some weight. Yeah, for sure. Apollo Robbins. I was not president at this time, but I was over in England, in Blackpool, England.
Starting point is 01:44:26 We were doing a show, and we went to get the photograph made of all the performers. And the president was missing this. It was gone. And they were going, where's it at? And he goes, Apollo, I know you must have done it. And Apollo goes, well, everybody check your pocket. I'm sitting there, and I go, not in my pocket. it had and do it and he goes paulo i know you must have done it and apollo goes well everybody check your pocket i'm sitting there and i go not in my pocket because i would know if something this big got loaded into my pocket front pocket and uh and this is i'm telling the truth with
Starting point is 01:44:57 apollo is a great guy and uh he uh finally had to say bargze, look in your front pocket. And when I did, this big old thing was in my pocket. And I was going, what in the world? I had not a clue when or how or anything or how he did that stuff. He also, John Doernbosch is a good friend of- He was the long, a lot of people probably know him. He was on America's Got Talent, long snapper for the Eagles.
Starting point is 01:45:25 And there's always been a magician. Right. And his, and we became friends when he came here, uh, found out that I do magic and, and stuff. And we still are really good friends to this day.
Starting point is 01:45:36 So his wife, when he was getting married, his wife called and said, I want to give him something really cool and magic. What would be something that I could give him? And, uh, so I got a hold of apollo and and asked if he would give private lessons to john because john was very interested in how to steal watches and and wallets and all that stuff i said well then i know the best guy apollo's the best in the world i said uh i know him and we set it up and john went and
Starting point is 01:46:03 spent a week with him that That was his wedding present. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. That's how long it would take to learn all that stuff. At least. At least to get that way. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:12 I still watch this. I remember the first watch I ever stole was off a police officer, and it was very scary. But I had a trick that I could do if they caught me. So I could go, oh, no, it's okay. It's a joke. Let me do it. And i would do this trick so it was my it was my out in case i got caught but then eventually i got where i just didn't get caught very much and um so you you just have to have it just takes guts you just got to keep doing it and doing it until you can get away with it and i still get caught today i mean now I started my shows back,
Starting point is 01:46:46 and I usually steal the watch doing that cup trick. Yeah. But I can't touch them. So it made it a lot easier because it's awful hard to find watches. I mean, they're coming back now because of the Apple Watch. And believe it or not, Apple Watches are the easiest to steal. Yeah, you'd think you'd feel it. Yeah, you would think.
Starting point is 01:47:06 Because the rubber. Yeah. Because it would like. There are some things you got to do to keep them from feeling it. And if I messed up, they do feel it. So I got to be really careful. Yeah. But there's a way to do it.
Starting point is 01:47:17 But I think these are way easier than the old ways. Now, if I got a choice, I'll take an Apple watch. Somebody has one. That's my first choice. All right. We got to run. I got to run. And then,
Starting point is 01:47:33 so I know we didn't get to some stuff, but I think we're, I mean, we're just do, you know, I was, it was like, this is one thing where I want to talk about is the,
Starting point is 01:47:41 our magicians band and casino and counting cards and all that stuff. I think it'll be fun. But I think we should just do an episode on casinos and we'll just have you come back. Yeah, yeah. Because you know all that stuff. And then that would be – because that would be the whole fun episode to talk about casinos and then talk about cards and all that stuff. And I'm sure people have questions for you. So we'll figure it out, come back and do another episode with my dad.
Starting point is 01:48:07 But yeah, that's it. I think that's it. Do we have anything else? I don't think so. No, just magician.org if they want to look up the IBM. Yeah. And the Mind Magic of Steven with a PH. And you can go on there and you can see some of these videos and see some stuff.
Starting point is 01:48:21 Yeah, we're going to post. So we will post the – if you're listening at home and you want to see any of these videos and see yeah we're gonna post us so we will post the if you're listening at home and you want to see uh any of these uh these videos we'll post the tricks uh on the instagram twitter you know specifically those tricks so you can just see what those tricks were and uh we're posting stuff with my dad that uh you know the uh straight jacket stuff and all that uh yeah and go to ibm uh magicians.org if you want to be a magician that's what you get you got to get in that world so all right thank you guys very much for listening thanks for liking rating although you know it means the world to us
Starting point is 01:48:56 and uh you're the best so all right see you next week thanks everybody for listening to nateland podcast be sure to subscribe to our show on itunes spotify you know wherever you listen to your podcast and please remember to leave us a rating or comment nateland is produced by me neighbor gutsy and my wife laura on the all things comedy network recording and editing for the show is done by Genovation Consulting in partnership with Center Street Media. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to catch us next week on the Nate Land Podcast.

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