The Nateland Podcast - #17 Urban Legends

Episode Date: October 21, 2020

This episode, we delve into urban legends. Was Mr. Rogers really a Navy Seal? Did Paul McCartney really die and get replaced by a look-a-like? Was the movie "The Exorcist" really based on a true story? These are just some of the many urban legends Nate, Brian, Aaron, and Nic discuss.    Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Recording & Editing by Genovations Media https://www.natebargatze.com https://www.allthingscomedy.com https://www.genovationsmedia.com Email - [e-mail]

what's up everybody welcome to the nateland podcast hello folks uh you know all the good stuff that we've been saying we've been saying it on stage yeah you think people can tell they know what it is? No. He's saying it for no reason. No, some do. Yeah. A lot don't.

Yeah. I think you just say it without saying it. Because you say, I told you to say it. The last time I didn't. Yeah. Last time I just went out and said, hello, folks. And they were. And you think I shouldn't explain?

Yeah. I feel so dumb when I do it and everybody just thinks your face matches up with that and they you come out and you just go hello folks and they're like yeah they i mean i think they would just go this is how he starts and i say goodbye folks yeah we were doing all weekend uh about if i just ended and i was like good night america and just like that's the last thing on this special just good goodnight, America! And then be done. I feel like for people that don't get it, though,

either way, you sell it so hard. You're like, hello, folks! It's good. It's fun. It's good. Starting is sometimes the hardest thing to do. You have your start. We had an awesome weekend uh all of us were out

we had amazing shows everybody came out where we louisville uh indianapolis st louis and kansas city and uh these drive-ins have been great man we have uh a few more just the last little run, three more coming up. Dallas, Austin, and Houston this weekend. And then I think I'm going to – I'm doing two in December, I believe. Anaheim and San Diego. I think just Nick will be with me out there. You're doing those, right? Yeah.

I'd be awkward if I'm like, well, you know, I just I can't so busy uh December 5 and 6 out in California uh so those tickets are on sale now as I believe they're on sale I could be saying this and there's a chance they're not even announced yet but I I believe it's on sale San Diego Anaheim I want to say that December 5 6 uh me and Nick will be out there. These drive-ins have been good. I think everybody's going into them with the right mindset. I think the audience is there with the right mindset. I think they enjoy it.

I've actually enjoyed doing them. I haven't minded them as much as I thought I would. You thought you would not like hearing that crowd, and they honk. People have been sitting out front. I mean, it's been cold, man. It was, in Kansas City, it was 39 degrees and it was super, super cold. I mean, I remember my, I've learned that I hold the mic with my left hand a lot

because how cold my left hand was. And I was like, golly, it's almost like showed you your, whatever your habits are on stage. But everything was – every show's been great. Every show's been fun. We've been doing some fun. We went to NASCAR race.

I played with me and Brian. We got hooked up. Brian hooked us up. We played Valhalla. I played terrible. But it was an unbelievable course. Tiger Woods won his PGA Championship. I said U.S. Open, but he won his PGA Championship there.

So did Rory. So getting to play there was unbelievable. And then you might notice we went to the NASCAR race. And this is how you notice. Aaron Bates. I'm Aaron Bates. Aaron Bates. Aaron Weber has his own ads.

Where's your jacket? I got sponsors. Yeah, that's what I'm missing, man. The jacket is unbelievable. Jacket's at the dry cleaners right now. It already went to the dry cleaners? You just bought it? Oh.

I was like, golly. Also, Aaron left a windbreaker in, where was it? St. Louis. Indianapolis. Indianapolis. Indianapolis. So if you went to the drive-in in Indianapolis and you find a windbreaker, a very big windbreaker,

a very decent-sized windbreaker, if you go, is that a tarp? And they go, no, I think it's a windbreaker. And then you and your buddy get in a fight about it until you get near it and you go, no, it is a windbreaker. I was wrong. That is Aaron's. He's willing to pay for shipping, too. in a fight about it until you get near it and you go no it is windbreaker i was wrong that is aaron's he's willing to pay for shipping too so he's uh that yeah dude i'd love that jacket back but i

i got a nascar jacket so maybe that'll just be mine yeah well i hope we get this windbreaker back yeah so if someone's if someone's there if it didn't get blown away yeah but the nascar jacket is unbelievable i mean i've literally been laying in bed thinking about it. Like, God, I should have got that jacket. I mean, NASCAR has the best merch of any major sport. Yes. It was pretty overwhelming, all the stuff you could get. Yeah, it was a lot of stuff.

And you kind of ducked out on your own. I mean, when you went with that jacket, you didn't want a lot of people there. I feel like if y'all were around, I wouldn't have bought it. Because I would have felt self-conscious. Yeah. He looked so official in that jacket. When he came back in, people were like, so where's the parking again?

How do we get our car? When you said I wanted that jacket, did the people on the counter go, oh, I figured you already owned it, but yeah, we'll give you one. Did they just assume you walk up and just... I had that look already. I'll take that, Bush. I'll take Kurt's

2007 jacket. You know the... That's his old colors he used to run with. Kurt Busch, right? Kevin Harvick. We were walking back to the car and he passed a guy who had a similar jacket.

And I think... Did y'all do a head nod? He goes, hey, Kevin. Let's go. Hey, man. Hey, man. Finished second. Yeah, dude. He had a good race.

Kevin Harvick had a good race. We were there with Eric Stonestreet. Eric was awesome, and we all hung out with his buddies. He's friends with a lot of police officers, and those dudes are the best. They were fun. They were super fun uh we got a police escort in there just because they know all these they know i mean they're they're like high up in the police so they they helped us out and got us in through the uh you know going where people

it wasn't that crowded to begin with because they're doing the social distancing. And everybody's wearing masks. That's something that, I mean, people get mad. It makes me furious. People yell at the middle of the country thinking we're not wearing masks. We were at a NASCAR race. That's number one who they're going to blame for not wearing masks.

Everybody had a mask on. Everybody was wearing a mask. All of our photos, we don't have masks. We were the problem. We came in have masks. We were the problem. We came in their world and we were the problem. We took pictures. We didn't wear a mask. That's right.

But we wore masks. We wore ours. It was an awesome, awesome time. It was a fun weekend. The new bus was good. Slept in the bunks with the people amongst the regular folk. And that was good. So, yeah.

I don't know. That's it. You got to wear your jacket next week. Okay. It's a good jacket. I like that you have your own ads and you're doing some side deal. Because you're on the podcast. Like, you just randomly, I see you come in, you know,

you got a, man, he's mentioning Bush Light a lot today. You got a Durell battery hat on, I'm like, that's kind of crazy, I've never seen one of those hats, you're like,

yeah, I don't know, it's just something I've been wearing, like a Dippin' Dots shirt, I'm like, where'd you get that shirt at? And you're like, how much,

and he works it into the conversation? Yeah, you know, speaking of the future, yeah, speaking of the future, the future of ice cream, Dippin' Dots, and then, we don't know, you're like, how much? And he works it into the conversation. Yeah. Speaking of the future. Yeah, speaking of the future. The future of ice cream, Dippin' Dots. And then we don't know.

You're just rich and loaded on the side. You start to pull up in a Ferrari. You're like, how'd you get that Ferrari? Because he's been doing some side work. All right. As usual, we're going to start with some comments from youtube instagram twitter uh and nateland at natebargetzi.com if you want to send an email in joshua and caleb two people i remember when i was a kid and tgif was a thing on friday night tv i used to be so excited to come home and

watch the best shows on tv i feel the same way now about Wednesday mornings. You guys are the best. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Joshua and Gabe. TGIF was a big deal. I remember TGIF. That's a pretty big honor. I mean, they put you in with Family Matters right there.

Yeah, we're as good as Family Matters. What is TGIF? Is that like a programming block? Thank God it's Friday. Yeah, that was a programming block. You were... He was four years old. Yeah. Yeah, it was a programming block you were he was four years old yeah it was

a big Friday night ABC they had Full House Family Matters Home Improvement not that night Step by Step was on it maybe maybe no

Family Matters and Full House were. Family Matters was what I was looking for. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were both. I mean, you'd all sit and watch it. And that was TV was, I mean, that was,

it was the best. Urkel. Urkel still, I mean, still, that's when, like, that's about the last time TV shows you were just superstars. Yeah.

Modern Family, Eric shows. As far as the later that they got, they became these gigantic hit, hit, hit shows. It's awesome. Very nice. Harrison Kesey. Nate, I've been a long time fan, but I had no idea how awesome the

podcast could be. I'm 31 years old and i was just dumped by the woman i thought i was going to spend the rest of my life with you aaron and blueberry have gotten me through these recently tough times and your podcast is a true escape from our hectic and complex world wow uh i love it good for you harrison and you know what you're better for it she's out you need to get back on the prowl. You're 31. You're a young man, Harrison.

Yeah. Get out there and go live it up. It's a good name, Blueberry, too. I like that. Blueberry's a great name. Blueberry, I think, would be a funny name to say in comedy. Blueberry. You know.

Welcome, Brian. I said Blian instead of Brian. Welcome, Brian Blueberry. Yeah. You just say Blueberry. welcome brian brian i said blion instead of brian welcome brian blueberry yeah you just say blueberry you don't say his first thing you just ruin the whole i'd like to say brian too brian blueberry everybody please welcome stage brian baits sometimes people call him blueberry welcome to the stage everybody's like that's not who's calling him that blueberry what if like

somebody yells out who's really calling him that who calls him blueberry I'll say Harrison Kesey that's who yeah Harrison's out there he got dubbed

you might walk Harrison's outside out there hanging out in his business car come to a driving show Harrison you walk around just peek into everybody's car see if there's a nice lady in there I don't know out there handing out his business card. Come to a driving show, Harrison, and you walk around,

just peek into everybody's cars, see if there's a nice lady in there. I don't know. Is that how you do it? I haven't dated in a long time. Concession stand is where it's at. That's where it's at, Harrison. Come sit up by the concession stand.

You see some girls. Get them some nice... You like pretzels? How you doing, ma'am? You want some popcorn, pretzels? What you in for? These concession stands are regular prices. Maybe Dippin' Dots. See what they got. Dippin' Dots? How you doing? D'am? You want some popcorn? Pretzels? What are you in for? These concession stands are regular prices. Maybe Dippin' Dots.

See what they got. Dippin' Dots? How you doing? Dippin' Dots. Dippin' Dots has been around for a long time. I am a big fan. The one thing, too, the concession stand prices are really reasonable. I mean, for a date, if you're like, I mean, this is like the best thing in the world.

If you're like, the food has been good at a lot of these places. I love concession stand food, so we've eaten a lot of it. I love concession stand burgers. Every one of them I've liked. Every burger. We were eating a concession stand burger, and Nate just goes, I think this is my favorite restaurant. Yes.

Yeah. It is my, they're my favorite burgers. It's to the point. It's like, how you doing? How you doing? Nice to meet you. I'm Cheeseburger. Right to the point. Not a bunch of nonsense. It how you doing nice to meet you I'm Cheeseburger right to the point

not a bunch of nonsense it's like pleasure to meet you like it's I love it we had some fries that were really good that had almost

a hint of a popcorn yeah it's very like because Concession Stand food is it's got they're french fries with little

like if you went to a nice restaurant little might taste a little popcorn because that's popcorn's cooked right next to those fries. You're like, I'd like to try that. It's a hint of popcorn butter on the French fries.

They're made in the same thing. That's because one guy left. Now the guy that has the popcorn has to do fries too because he was fired. They only have one set of tongs. That's the story behind. There's a little hint of popcorn butter in the fries oh why is that uh we had a guy tried to uh beat up another co-worker we had to fire him so now we only have one person working both stands and his hands get they have butter on it and he also messes

with the fries and so it combines a great butter fry taste. And you're like, okay. That's like a redneck nice restaurant. That's the story behind every, you know, because all the real restaurants. Well, that's the story behind the cake we had. We had that cake that was like, it was an accident. And now it's like a crazy popular cake. The big St. Louis cake was, yeah, they, someone put butter, someone cooked it. Gooey butter cake it was called. Gooey butter cake.

And someone cooked a cake wrong. And now St. Louis is famous for it. And then, you know, yeah. And it was called gooey butter cake and someone cooked a cake wrong and now st louis is famous for it and then you know yeah and it was unbelievable and i didn't think i was gonna like it i'm always not sometimes i like i like sweet stuff i love sour patch kids and i love ice cream that's like my world i'm not a big i don't get too crazy in desserts yeah i'm not a just whatever dessert let's try it and i thought this could be too much And it was just right It was nice Aaron and I got into a debate about Why popcorn is yellow

And he says it's because Of the butter But I'm like you put the butter on it After it pops Louisville gave us a giant sack Like a Santa Claus bag of clothes Filled with popcorn And we were also debating how long it could be.

If Aaron could eat it in 24 hours. He said 48 hours. I said 24. Yeah. So the problem, just so everybody knows, because everybody wants this Krispy Kreme challenge, and everybody, you know, we weren't doing it because Aaron didn't want to do it.

But Aaron throws out how much he, like for how much Aaron makes us feel bad but i don't mean a bunch of donuts aaron's go-to in any situation is how quick do you think i can eat that and that's if anything pops up that's a lot of food what do you how long do you think you take me to eat that so aaron i think you want to eat it of course i want to but i'm just choosing not to for my own health uh yeah but you said that and if you if you see it we'll post a picture of it on the Of course I want to, but I'm just choosing not to for my own health. Yeah, but you said that if you see it, we'll post a picture of it on the Nailand social. It's in the video that you put up. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I mean, it's a large bag. It was ridiculous. It's just like the left box. I hit Brian with that bag. There's one photo somewhere of me putting it on him. Nick suggested we do an eating contest on the bus. And we're like, we don't have a bathroom. Yeah, that's the hard thing.

You can't, you know, there's a bathroom, but there's not a bathroom on the bus. Bathroom, bathroom. And Nick's lactose intolerant, so the whole table asked for no cheese when Nick did that. Well, that's what caused it, because Nick wanted to eat some of the popcorn. And I was like, well, there's a lot, be careful. There's a lot of butter on there. Brian was like, is there? I go, yeah, that's why it's yellow. He thought just some popcorn, it's yellow. I thought popcorn

would be yellow. That's the color of it. I guess you could have white. There's white popcorn. There's white popcorn. It's yellow, but there's a distinct butter yellow. I don't put butter on my popcorn. There was french fry seasoning in that popcorn. No, because it gets your hands gross.

It does. Yeah. So when you pop popcorn and there's just a kernel and it pops and it's yellow, there's already butter in that kernel? No, but it's a different kind of yellow once they put the butter on it. You don't think there's butter on that popcorn? I don't ever put it on popcorn. Mine's as yellow as, I think my popcorn is always yellow.

I never go... But you may have butter seeds. I think some of them will be like soaked in butter. The seeds are soaked in butter. I think so. Like in the corn patch. Maybe. Maybe.

I mean, honestly, it could be because... So a guy walks out and just shaving butter off in the farm. But when you get microwavable popcorn, they'll be like butter or no butter, and they're all kernels. Yeah, but they ask you that to pour it on after. They're not choosing one or other. I just can't imagine that you take something yellow, like butter, and put it on something.

It doesn't make the thing more yellow. Then you would see it turn yellow. We would notice that. You'd be like, oh like oh no have you ever seen you would have seen it at some point you'd go watch it as a school kid watch this popcorn turn yellow

I mean those are all good points Caitlin Blanchard I will personally sponsor this podcast if you please dedicate an episode to Nate trying to pronounce words I'm only 8 minutes in listening to Nate trying to read the comments, and I'm for real crying. Caitlyn gets it.

That's the... Just sponsor us, Caitlyn. Might already be sponsoring Aaron. You've had a pretty good episode so far. So far, I've done pretty good. Caitlyn Blanchard sounds like someone that would give you a hat that would be blanchard sounds like a nascar name yeah blanchard the blanchard family chandler shaw nate's back and forth with nick's with nick proves his own hypothesis that if you say something with confidence people will believe you also bam bam over there needs to wear

a hat the line the light shining out the story is blinding love the show keep doing a good job you think people watch this show on tv and they go hey turn the uh turn the brightness down a little bit and they go oh it's all the way down the tv's off oh wow you think when if they watch our episode and they turn the tv off from our thing it's your where you sit is the last thing that goes dark is that possible it's burned in it's very it's is the last thing that goes dark. Is that possible? It's burned in. It's just the last. Everybody can go. TV's off and Bates was sitting right there.

I'll tell you what. It is so fun that there's just a different nickname for each comment for you. Yeah, you're catching on to it. Smith B. Morgan. Honestly, just thankful Nate said what I was i was thinking obviously a non-sports fan writing that article about man tie tail if it says the espn award show i love that there's something left in the world that isn't just people ranting at each other about serious things thank you smith b morgan that is true i'm glad that yeah that's the espn award show that is crazy

and that was an espn article someone said i said, and I did a little research, and as I suspected, they were right. It was not the Heisman Award Show. It was the ESPN Award Show where they give out the awards for all the different top wide receiver, top linebacker. So it wasn't a Heisman Award Show. That's why his phone is on. What's your source? ESPN. The ESPN Award Show, people?

I don't know about that. Never seen it. Never heard of it. Why are they showing that? There's an ESPN the ESPN award show people I don't know about that never seen it never heard of it why are they showing that there's an ESPN award yeah the Home Depot ESPN you know where they give out all the awards

except the Heisman so not the fun stuff I don't know about that the ESPYs you're talking about no am I the only sports fan here jeez that is like obscure

like look so you want an ESPY? No, it's an ESPN award. My source is Manti Teo, who on a Dr. Phil interview, or Katie Couric, one of those. He said he was at the Heisman ceremony. Okay. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong, but that's what I think. Yeah.

I like that. I think you owe ESPN an apology espn i'm sorry their awards should they're like finally someone's listening our award shows does real good the espn award show uh i was thinking about like you could if you want to make yourself sound i was thinking this this is i was thinking about this as a joke it won't be in this act but for the next act uh that i come with but like you can make anything sound like you're like someone you know we're you know i was the first comedian to perform on late night since the pandemic like that sounds awesome but like how much can you say that you you could say that about anybody that any about anything that anybody does not even

comedic or it could be regular job stuff and you could put that to be like wow that's the first mechanic to go back on the line after that i was the first came like you could word it to go some guy that on the janitor at ford he goes i was the first guy i knew i had to be the first guy back since this pandemic and i started this going back and you're like well did you and you i don't know i just opened the i had the keys and there was a line behind me and i was the first one to go in well you could make anything sound yeah where you're like wow dude like you. You could make yourself sound like you should be in a history book. For any situation. For any situation, you could just be...

And if any of you guys want to market that, you could put it on Aaron's jacket. First guy. He's the first person in history to wear that drive-in theater show jacket on the Nate Land podcast. That's true. And a bush hat. Maybe the first person, there's a chance first person in history ever

wear that combination on earth. Yep. It's ever lived. You could be the only one. I bet that's true. I think so, dude. Yeah. And when you factor in the sizes and stuff too.

Yeah. And you can get really specific. You're the only person in history. And there's some guy at home wearing all that going, oh, this guy, I've been wearing this since the 90s. I imagine a guy sitting in his recliner. He's got that hat on, that jacket. Nick, you're the first recurring guest on the Nate Land Podcast.

Feels good. I know, you'll be the last too. Kristen Sundermeyer, why do you wear headphones during a show when you are all sitting in the same room? Inquiry of Minds wants to know. A, we can hear the mics and that's good so you can tell when you're if you're getting too far away and too because that that helps to know like hey i'm getting too quiet versus i like i like hearing it's able it's easy to really hear everybody. You don't miss anything. Even the little subtle kind of lines. I'm not sure I pick up on that.

I don't think you pick up on a lot. But it feels like pro. It feels pro. I like it because it feels pro. I think it keeps you in this world too. So when you're coming out and doing a show and this is a show it makes us feel also you were in this i'm not distracted by you know where we're at my house is there a door gonna

open is holly walking around like nothing distracts you you kind of just you feel very much in the zone of the show no you do not need headphones and some people people don't wear them. I've always liked wearing them. And the main reason I liked it at the beginning was I do think they look cool. And that was the only reason. Yeah, it's a professional. It's also like makes it so like you can't check your phone while you have headsets on. No. Hello?

I'm doing a podcast. You're like, they're not even plugged in. You know how long it took me to look for these headphones? I mean, when I got them, I mean, I dive in. It's a nightmare. I ordered some other ones, and then I went back to this one. These were the ones that are most used in podcasts. I mean, it was a whole thing.

CCM1, can Mick become a permanent addition to the podcast? He is awesome. Mick, what do you think? I would love it. I would love it. He lives in uh california so he's not going to do that but if he was here yeah if nick moves here that seat's always there for him we got to talk my wife in my french bulldog yep and then we'll see we'll get

them down here i'll talk i'll talk to till i'll start working till you may work yeah i can work till you gotta talk your dog into it yeah the dog too she's you know she gets it she likes to go down uh and walk the chinese theater yeah she likes to see robert redford star every day that's where she goes to the bathroom it'd be all right barbershop part of me society here we. Not sure if it's considered a hoax since we didn't let it go on for days on end. But for April Fool's 2019, we at the Barbershop Harmony Society announced that in January 2022, we would be hosting our annual midwinter event in Nome, Alaska. We created an event logo, had a webpage with hotel information, and released a teaser video.

We knew the staff would get calls once the announcement went live, so we presented the info at an all-staff meeting the day before. And there were cheers. We told them this was an April Fool's joke. There was an audible grunting. You would think the fact that Nome is only accessible by plane and dog sled, let alone the notion of Alaska in Januaryuary would be a dead giveaway we still got calls so they did a whole thing and i mean people were like oh great we're going to

gnome alaska yeah i would have loved it if somebody made it you know they're like they go to it yeah you know i mean yeah that's very funny to do it like you sometimes when you try to go let's make it obvious but the thing is it's like yeah you can't even get to gnome you're like that's very funny to do it like you sometimes when you try to go let's make it obvious but the thing is it's like yeah you can't even get to gnome you're like that's what makes people want to go yeah because they're like well i want to go because you can't go there that's funny you know who lived in gnome sid finch oh he's from there do you know that i heard that yeah patrick moss is this p p moss i i went to i grew up uh with a patrick moss we went to west kentucky together i'm not sure this is in p moss he's mr everything played football for i believe

nashville christian and was the i mean quarterback running back like uh he kicked as well was the punter they didn't have a lot of people on the team. They didn't. He was always – there was an article. He's called Mr. Everything, and I would call him that every day. Every time I still talk to him, I go, Mr. Everything, what can he not do? He can do everything. 100,000 babies born every minute would be 144 million babies a day, Nick. This doesn't already sound like my Patrick Wallace. I don't think he's going to be looking this stuff up.

At that rate, it would take roughly 53 days to produce 7.59 billion human beings, as many as are currently on Earth. Nick, Nate, Aaron, bright eyes, love the show. Yeah, so I was right on this baby thing. You guys are lunatics. Yeah. In hindsight. Well, how many You guys are lunatics. Yeah. In hindsight. Well, how many people are dying a day?

Yeah, that's... I mean, you want to go? Let's go. Y'all go. Y'all go. Y'all think 85,000 to 100,000. I'd say 800 now. 800 people die a day.

So there's a population... No, no, a day. A day. A day. I was saying a minute. 800 a day. Oh, is it a day? There is population growth. Oh, 600 a day. A day. He's saying a day.

And 256 a minute. Okay. Well, let's stick with how many you think are dying a minute? How many people do you think die a minute? I don't think 80 okay i mean if 250 are born or we really reigned ourselves in yeah yeah i was a hundred thousand before people my wife was like i don't know if i want to be married to you uh with that kind of answer so i'm going no, no, she didn't say that. I don't even know. I'd say 115. No one went with me. 115 diamonds.

There's no way. You saw that, didn't you? No, I didn't. I did not look at it. All right, we're going to have to replay to see if he glanced. Go look at it. Go glint. I've not looked at it as of right now.

I still can't see it. I'm looking at it. 120. 120. I think Nick wanted to guess, but. Oh, I'm sorry. He did guess. I said 80.

Okay. 120. 120. I said 115. Good job. I did guess. I said 80. Okay. 120. 120. I said 115. Good job. I did not look. You can look at the camera if you're watching this. You have to turn to look.

This is what I would have to do to look. So 256 born. A minute. So we're doubling more than twice as many are born than dying. That's not good. John Whitebread. 100,000 babies born a day suggests that each woman

of a childbearing age would need to produce about 28 babies a year and roughly 700 over her lifetime. The exponential growth implied by such a birth rate would be positively goofy.

Nick and Aaron's lack of understanding of even basic mathematics is deeply concerning. I mean, John Whitebread, do you want to host this show? Because you're now my favorite. I mean, put Aaron

in place. I refuse to believe that John Whitebread was crunching those numbers in his head as he's listening. He had the benefit of sitting down with a calculator and he looked all this stuff up. Oh, that's crazy. And why is it deeply concerning? We're not mathematicians. John Whitebread went to... We love your. John Whitebread. And why is it deeply concerning? We're not mathematicians. John Whitebread went to...

We love your name, Whitebread. Went to Florida State, which is Notre Dame's biggest rivalry. Yes, that's correct. That's what Nick said this weekend. Notre Dame, Florida State. Or last weekend they played. Charlie Ward. He goes, it's a big rivalry game for us.

Notre Dame, Florida State. You know everybody that watches the Notre Dame, Florida State rivalry game for us. Notre Dame-Fortis State. You know everybody that watches the Notre Dame-Fortis State rivalry game every year. John Whitebread gets it, dude. I mean, the way he goes, the exponential growth. It is disturbing. Such a birth rate would be positively goofy. Goofy is a wonderful word. Call it something that is goofy.

Nick and Aaron's lack of understanding of even basic mathematics. That is good. Is deeply concerning. Wow. You two should be ashamed of yourself. That is goofy. White bread sounds like a made up name for you though, Brian. Keep it going for blueberry white bread. Ashley Jones.

Aaron saying he didn't want the pig to be brave going in to die made me laugh so hard like a pig thinking he's essentially Bruce Willis in Armageddon has stuck with me all day that is funny to think of it that's good to hear because that joke bombed so bad that I thought Nate was going to kick me off the podcast

yeah no no no you did alright I'll let you get one in the next one yeah and we're going to have a talk downstairs but no that was that is funny I'll let you get one in. The next one, yeah. Then we're going to have a talk downstairs. But no, that is funny. I don't think I paid attention to it. But Ashley Jones, she did.

She did. Apparently she likes bad comedy. Jason Fisher. I'm sure Barates is relieved Mick is the current punching bag of Nate Land and is not looking forward to him leaving the show. Correct. They want you to stay, Nick. Yeah. Please stay.

I like that Mick is passing along, too, instead of Nick. I like that. Yeah. I'll call you Mick. It happens. Chris Nene. Did they? He did that.

He did that? Yeah. Because I would have said Nene i would have said nini i think nini hey nate i was at your show on september 26th in ocean ocean port new jersey the one where their fire alarm went off at the beginning of your set i thought you handled it like a champ pushing right through and telling us to all completely ignore it anyway it got me wondering what is the most surprising distracting obtrusive thing that happened during one of your shows? Love everything about the podcast besides bread basket. Thanks.

Stay safe. Good night, America. Good night, America. That's so great. It's just such a nice ending. And then at the end, he's like, oh, by the way, I like everybody except Brian. It's just such a nice and then at the end he's like oh by the way I like everybody

except Brian it's just a rough end big fan of the show love your stand up except bread basket alright I'll get out of here goodnight I mean the show

I had another fire alarm go off I think I talked about it we were in Seattle you were there with me that was two versions one well one the week before it was back to back weekends which was crazy go off i think i talked about it we were in seattle you were there with me that was uh two versions one well one the week before it was back-to-back weekends which was crazy week before

at um where was it hunts or birmingham birmingham uh what is the stardome stardome at the stardome fire alarm goes off nobody gets up we just continue the show no one bats an eye not a big deal shows going on. Nothing's happening. So you just kind of talk during it. The police came, or the fire department came, and they got it shut off, and that was it. We never, no one ever left their seats. There was no sense of urgency.

Then next week in Seattle, what's that club called? Bellevue. Bellevue, Washington. Parlor.. Parlor. The Parlor Live. Great club. I might have a club. I don't know if it's closed.

I think it closed. I think it closed. It was a great club. And so we, I'm on stage and I mean, I've got, I'm probably 30 minutes in. Fire alarm goes off. This one's in a mall. So they, we all have to leave. So during the show, I'm now, I went from onstage to walking downstairs with the audience.

And it was like a long way. It was like six flights up. We're on the top. I was like, single file, Jerry. Single file, Jerry. I didn't want to go all the way. I don't think we actually went all the way down. We did go all the way down. I did.

I mean, you probably did. Maybe I did. Maybe I just ducked it. I went all the way down. did go all the way down uh i did i mean you probably maybe i did yeah maybe i just i went yeah i went all the way down we stood outside with everybody and then went back upstairs and did the show again and then everybody came back everybody's talking to us while we're i was like can you believe everybody came back these people love comedy and he goes we have all their credit cards i go okay i thought it was like you know what these fans came out they're not leaving and then we have every one of their credit cards okay that makes a

lot of sense uh because you think people would yeah bail you know uh and then i had to come back and do 20 25 minutes a real fire no no just a fire alarm but it's but yeah you there's no it was just a great time to do it on a Saturday night. Like, let's just try this fire alarm. Sold out. 10 o'clock. Comedy club. I mean, just brutal.

And then you have to go back up in due time, which is just such a weird thing to get back into the jokes. But you killed when you got back. It was... Yeah, it was good. You had some car alarms this weekend. Car alarms went off. Trains.

Trains, yeah. i had a couple car alarms uh so far the best train has been cleveland yeah that was to literally where i'm in a two minute bit and i start and i'm talking but i can't hear myself talk so i just i'm like am i actually talking or it's just my mouth like ah and then you just get done and you're like okay everyone's still okay like you just don't know at the end of it that's the train is just so loud so close it's crazy uh yeah we had the car alarm went off oh yeah there's a funny line in the yeah it was very funny this weekend yeah uh we'll probably hopefully better post it i post're posting the one, the first fire alarm that went off in Butler, PA. And then, so I had a joke about that.

And so I think that's posting this week on my social. Nicole Patterson. I went to high school with a kid named John Doe, but it was pronounced like Doe. So she went, John D-O. Doe. It was pronounced like Doe. Yeah. Wow.

That's almost like to be a good trick. He just spells it a little bit off, but he goes, it's pronounced Do. John Do. John Do. Dustin, that's great. Dustin Bogger. Bogger. Boger.

Thank you, Brian. Finally, someone on the show said what everyone's listening to already knew. Aaron really isn't that smart. Brian actually said, Aaron isn't a genius. That's right. He's just smarter than us. Even that gives Aaron too much credit. Once an episode, he knows something Nate and Brian do not.

Every episode, Aaron shows how little he knows. Amen. By displaying his difficulty in grasping simple topics. I love everyone on the show and what you're all doing. I hope Nick just moves in and stays on the show. He might. Till's going to divorce Nick, and then he's going to be living here with us. doing i hope nick just moves in and stays on the show uh he might till's not a till's gonna divorce nick and then he's gonna be living here with us uh yeah that makes sense man you're you're you're like uh we can't the delicate genius what is that from uh side fell side fell yeah we can't

disturb the delicate the delicate genius. Aaron's so much smarter, but he doesn't know how to just walk around everyday life. And that's what this person gets. Dustin and... Well, he's saying he's not smarter. Well, I'm saying that I still think he's smart, but he can't grasp simple topics. He knows about Matateo, though.

Is that an Indian? Yeah. Mata? Yeah. Matateo. Yeah. Is that an Indian? Yeah. Mata? Yeah. Matateo? Is that an old Native American? Yeah. He just played at that casino.

It is so hard to say that name. What did you just say? Matau. Mateo. Mateo. Matau Teo. Mateo. Matau.

Yeah. Matau. Matau Teo. Matau. Matau Teo. Matau Teo. Matau Teo. Mateo family.

They came in Mattel. Hey, can you hear me? Mattel, Mattel. That's what they would. That's the joke they would do in Notre Dame's locker room. Hey, can you hear me? Mattel, Mattel. People loved it.

It was mean, though, you know, and then he had a fake girlfriend. I never called myself a genius. I want to make that clear. That's true. That's not a title I gave myself. I haven't heard this genius. It got to my head pretty quickly, but I never originally said it. I haven't heard any of this genius talk around.

Yeah, he said it very early. Yeah. Well, we've been talking about this. Just out of deference and respect for you, I'm not going to. He's not bringing the full on. He always holds back a little bit. He's like a golfer when they said, you ever swing full speed?

They go, never do full speed. Dustin Johnson said, I've never swung full speed. 85% is the most. We only get 85% of air. He won't give us the full 100. Notre Dame stats though. Boom. He's hitting us with 93.

Yeah. You want to talk about Matatao? Matatao. Matatao. Matata talk about Matatao? Matatao. Matatao. Matatao. Matatao. Matatao. Louis Taps.

When Bubblegum says Colorado instead of Colorado. Colorado. I noticed that too. Yeah, Colorado. I say some words wrong as well. Yeah, that's real Southern. Yeah. Colorado. There's another one that's real southern. Yeah. Colorado.

There's another one that's super southern. My dad says it. I can't think of them right now. There's a tornado. Tornado? Yeah. There's a tornado coming. Tornado.

Tornado. Aaron would say tornado. I imagine your family said a tornado. In Alabama, were y'all... Shunned? Yeah. Did you... I don't hear the Alabama. Were you the family that when they go,

hey, there's a tornado warning, you go, it's a tornado warning. Get the penguins in. And then you would explain what it is. My dad's family, none of them have Southern accents. They're from Alabama. Because your brother went to Notre Dame too. And your dad.

My older brother, my older sister, and my dad. Your whole family went to Notre Dame. My younger brother did not. Where did he do? He went to Purdue Dame too. And your dad? My older brother, my older sister, and my dad. Your whole family went to Notre Dame? My younger brother did not. Where did he do? He went to Purdue. Wow. I mean, come on. That's a rival.

Notre Dame-Purdue? That's a rival. That is right up there. True breeze. Yeah. I feel like you've watched football one day, and then you saw these games, and then they just stuck with you that they're rivals

and that's it that and you have never you've never continued to watch football you watched it one day and then from that that's all your information on football and what's going on all of my information on baseball football is literally from 1992 to 1998 here I asked if Chipper Jones. Here we go. It's my big game. New York Giants, Seattle Seahawks. Every year they meet. Just some weird, like. So you're, I mean, Purdue, it's unbelievable. That's an unbelievably hard school to get into too. It's a good school, yeah.

Yeah. But why did he choose the only one? He just couldn't get in? I don't know. I don't know what went into it. I mean, I think if you can get into Purdue, you could get into Notre Dame. Yeah. I think that was more of like, I'm going to show you.

Right? I think Aaron knows what happened. He just don't want to say. Tell us your family secrets. I think if you can get into Purdue, you can get into Notre Dame, right? Purdue's a... I don't know. I don't know.

You know. You can't. You know. You can't. I don't know. It's a good engineering school. I like that you're... So if you are making fun of... I knew it was an You know. You can't. I don't know. It's a good engineering school. I like that you're... So if you are making fun of...

I knew it was an engineering school. Yeah. But if you're making fun of your brother for being dumb, he went to Purdue. And that's y'all's running joke at the family. Like, oh, the dumb guys here went to Purdue. Went to an actual university. Do you know how stupid everybody else would feel?

Like, I couldn't even get into a community college. And y'all are like, oh, here comes the Purdue. Do you know anything? And then y'all, what do y'all talk about around the dinner table? You're bringing scientist stuff? Y'all do like how to cut a turkey angle-wise?

Y'all do it like a perfect way? You bring out a protractor? Yeah. I mean, are y'all the smartest family in the world? No. In Alabama? In Alabama? No, dude. No, we're not.

You know? He'll still wear that jacket, the bush jacket, every now and again. Do you call your dad father? Do you say father and mother? No, I say dad. You go father, mother. Father. Good mother. Can you pass? Mother dear. Mother dear. You go father, mother. Mother, can you pass?

Mother dear. Did you have a nanny? Did you have help? No. Did y'all have help? No. Look at that face! Look at that face! Nate questions this. If I drove to your parents' house,

is it going to be just like a... Is it a house that's like an architect? It's like the one that sticks out that's like glass and you're like, his dad's an architect. is it a house that's like an architect it's like glass it's like the one that sticks out that's like glass and you're like his dad's an architect that's how he tried out no it's just a house built to himself his dad's a principal they did netflix oh yeah your dad's a principal documentary started to sound pretty good yeah yeah i mean yeah we're getting down to the bottom of it i mean everybody's the smartest human being on earth. And you're, uh, all right,

we're, uh, you know, don't stray. So Nick says unbelievable way more than Nate does. Also, this is the only episode where the term unbelievable

would be used appropriately and almost never is. Yeah, I like that. That you say unbelievable a lot. You brought some unbelievable to it. I say it a ton.

I'm trying not to say it. I didn't know I said it. It's, it's funny though. We did an episode on hoaxes and yeah it's unbelievable was never mentioned yeah that's the time i want y'all got in my head you mean in me head and i'm trying to not say i'm doing that like too i say like a lot and uh i actually kind of started trying to get that out i don't think i'm gonna get it out for this special, but I'm going to get it out for after that. Kendra L.

Hi, folks. When Balloon Boy happened, I was at work, and we had the TV on, and after about five minutes of watching, I stood up, said it was totally fake, and walked out of the room. My boss told me I was a heartless monster and said we should all be praying for this poor kid.

So that was awkward for him in the end anyway love the show and very much looking forward to hearing what you aaron booklet and mick are generally confused about in the world you're mick now i love it uh it's stuck it's stuck it's in mick and then yeah that's i love that too like to say it's fake and then it's not that's great that's great you are heartless i'm heartless monster that is a that's getting after it two more cj it's been three weeks since i've mentioned this and nate is still not following aaron on twitter what did you do aaron i can't understand his tweets because they're too high educational it's all purdue talk i tweet in latin actually yeah it's a tough

follow i think i'm following on I think I follow you on Instagram. I'll follow you on Twitter. I don't have Twitter on my phone. Me either. So I haven't gone through and followed anybody else in a while. But I'm going to do it. And I'm going to unfollow you on Instagram. So one's got to go, one's got to come.

Gerald McCormick. Not sure if it would be considered a hoax or an urban legend, but I'd love to hear your guys' take on Bigfoot. So here we go. We lead into it. Well, we are going to do, so this week we are going to do some urban legends and just scary stories,

even though it's two weeks for Halloween stuff. And then next week, we will be playing a show, one that we already taped, that is about Bigfoot. We actually brought a guest in and talked a lot about Bigfoot, and it's a fun episode. Did you bring in, like, a Bigfoot historian? Yeah, and Bigfoot.

Actual Bigfoot came in. He said, I would love to do it. The guy from that museum that's seven feet tall? Yeah. And so, next week, I will be in Los Angeles taping my special on the 29th. So, I will

be gone from... I won't be back until... So, the next one we record will be November, where we have comments. Next week won't have comments but next week's a new episode bigfoot it's a good one it was a good episode but still leave comments and we'll read them in two weeks we'll read them in two weeks uh so leave them so all right let's uh let's get started with these urban legends there's a lot of comments right there a long one

uh yeah so all right let's talk about some urban legends we watched uh we're talking about halloween because there's one halloween uh one of the coolest things we have done on this tour So, all right, let's talk about some urban legends. We watched, we were talking about Halloween. You said there's one Halloween. One of the coolest things we have done on this tour, I think, is we watched Halloween 1 on the drive-in, and that's where we took that big bag of popcorn, and where was it? This was the Louisville one. Yeah.

The Louisville one. You remember the name of that? Sauerbeck family. Sauerbeck family drive-in. Awesome, awesome family. They were cool great family we met his whole family and they uh we they he goes y'all want to watch a movie and we're like and they we played halloween it was kind of cold we have we have some chairs we

set chairs out just in a gravel parking lot by ourself and had a little radio and we watched the movie just sitting alone i mean it was one of the coolest things uh that i've got to do since doing comedy and and who was mike uh who's a videographer who's with us on the on the road the homeless pimp the homeless follow him on stuff homeless pimp doing all the great videos yeah and photos so he he said because i i left early. I was cold. I go on the bus. And he was like, there was like a random car that had a light. And we're watching Halloween in an empty, giant lot.

Nothing but woods. And there's just a random car. It was almost like a- Nothing but woods and trees around us. And we see, it's a cop car or a security car that's got that light and he's shining it spotlight spotlight looking in into the trees pretty scary pretty scary to be we're watching a show that halloween where the guy is shining lights and it was you know it was something yeah it's pretty wild that it definitely added to it uh. And it was, because that's what we're doing. So we're spending the night at all these drive-ins.

We're on these tour buses, and we usually leave. Ricky, our bus driver, usually comes anywhere from, depending on how long the drive is, 2 to 5 a.m., and then we go to sleep on the bus, and you wake up in the next town. So, I mean, we get kind of locked in for that drive-in, and we're just kind of there all night and all these drive-ins by ourselves so it's been very cool we watch halloween which i think has an urban legend in it yeah i mean there's there's some basis of truth to it there's a couple of uh serial killers that they think mike michael myers may be based on one is One was nicknamed the co-ed killer.

His name is Ed Kemper. He was 6'9". He was a certified genius with an IQ of 145. Wow. That could be you. I thought you were taller than you were, too. Is this story hitting a little too close to home, man? Are we knocking where it's near?

When you said you were 6' tall, I was thinking he was like six three or something i was like oh is it part of me thought you're six feet exactly no you're taller than that no i'm about six feet see i would have thought he was like six three six four my head i was like he was a great football player yeah uh it's a notre dame he's smart he's too smart for football his family looked down on it that's neanderthals purdue could have played yeah yeah purdue could have got in one of the best robberies in all of all the football drew breeze drew breeze notre dame

could you name another purdue player that's tough i don't know i feel like there's a tight end out there didn't jim gaffigan play Could you name another Purdue player? That's tough. I don't know. I feel like there's a tight end out there. Didn't Jim Gaffigan play at Purdue? No. I think he played.

I think he played football at Purdue. I think he played football, but I didn't think he played at Purdue. I thought he went to a smaller school. Purdue is like the school where you get a big white tight end. Where you're like, where did he go? Purdue. He played there. Yeah. They never had a white tight end where you're like, where'd he go? Purdue, he played there. Yeah. They never had a white tight end,

but I'm sure that's... What are we looking up? Oh, Jim Gaffin played football at Purdue. Was it Indiana? Georgetown. Now Georgetown is far from Florida. Look at that picture. See that picture on the bottom left?

Oh, yeah. Oh, Purdue. So he did make the Purdue team. Wow. That's pretty cool. Oh, that's fun. Look at that picture. See that picture on the bottom left? Oh, yeah. Oh, Purdue. So he did make the Purdue team. Wow. That's pretty cool. Oh, that's fun. Oh, well. All right.

Yeah. We don't need to go there. All right. So anyway, this guy was a serial killer. He killed his grandparents. I've heard of him. Yeah. Okay.

Nate is like, Nate doesn't want to talk about it. He's like, look, I like this guy. We don't have to. And no, I remember, I've watched something. Yeah, there was a Netflix series recently. Yeah, Mindhunter, right? Yep, that was it, Mindhunter. So he's one person that he could have been based on.

There was another one, Stanley Stiers. He was before Michael Myers came out when he did his stuff? Yeah, he did his stuff in the 60s. Yeah. Stanley Stiers was born in 1912 in Iowa. However, a nurse swapped the Stier infant with another baby. Both families returned with their children. However, the other family, who had the real Stiers baby,

got into a car accident and they all died. The hospital learned what the nurse did and she was sent to prison. Are you with me so far? Yeah. Unfortunately, this crushed the Stiers family and they descended into madness and alcoholism. Eventually, they had a baby girl named Susie.

The family treated Stanley poorly and kids bullied him. He was never allowed to go trick-or-treating either. One fateful night after he was not allowed to trick-or-treat, but Susie was allowed to go to a party. Stanley finally had enough. He went on a killing spree, murdering Susie with a butcher knife,

then his parents, and even the family dog. Well, that sounds more based on Michael Myers. That's almost exactly what Michael Myers did. It is. Now, there's some question whether this story is true. Yeah, that seems crazy. So they accidentally...

I mean, there's got to be do people even know what was that other documentary we talked about early on where they switched babies or uh three identical strangers yeah yeah they put them all like how much that was adoption though but i mean think about if you have a kid you actually see the kid born and then you later find out that's not your kid yeah and then just to be upset about it i mean how do you as a parent i mean obviously these parents are not normal that's not it's crazy to i mean not normal though if it's like you you all the babies there's like 200 babies in a little baby you know area no let's put one here yeah well look i think your hospital would be a

nightmare i think if you ran a hospital think your hospital would be a nightmare. I think if you ran a hospital, I think it would be – I think people would go in. It would be the best-run hospital in America. No, I think there would be a great chance everybody would just have to accept if you go there, who knows what baby you're walking out with. We will have all the great Notre Dame rivalry games going. Florida State, 92.

Full-time. Purdue. And then you go, and then I think – I imagine the person purdue and then you go and then i think i imagine the person checks out and then they just grab baby and go thank you for coming after your baby here and he goes is this my baby and you go yes it is and you say it confidently and that person walks out and then someone goes you think that was the right baby and you go i don't i've never known i just grabbed babies all day uh and i I wonder if that could happen. I mean, yeah, how do you know?

It's not like they're doing something. Well, now there's multiple ways they've stopped that from happening, right? Yeah. The babies and... I guess. They tag them and... Yeah, we branded Harper when she was born. Do it at the beginning.

Yeah, just put a big H on her back like she's in part of a fraternity. Don't they put chips on pets now? They do. Yeah. Yeah. My dog has a chip. It's a chip. Yeah.

That's to warm you up, so they start doing it to the humans. That's right. That's just to ease you. You go, what they're doing to the dogs. Bill Gates is doing it. Yeah. Probably, man. So, yeah.

But now they put a, when they're born, they put the thing, I think a wristband on their feet or something. But I mean, it could still, you know. Yeah. It could still happen. You don't have any kind of parental intuition to tell whose kid is yours? I would imagine that I bet you could feel something.

If someone... Do you feel that about a dog, too, when you've got puppies and how you're picking out? You know... Seriously, where you're like, this is my dog. No, it's kind of two different things. You're talking about just straight up picking out a puppy.

Can you tell? Yeah. If that's your dog. I don't know if I know what you're talking about. When you go pick out a puppy, you're saying, because we're talking about physically having the baby. So could a mom that delivered the baby would have, there's a sense there that they have a connection.

You're talking about just going and a guy goes, we just had a bunch of puppies. And then you go and go, I feel like that's my puppy. That's my puppy. Yes. That is just the one you like the most. Yeah. Yes. So it's, I mean, it's not exactly the same.

So what if you pick out a different baby? Yes. But I mean, that's not how babies, babies are not dealt like that. They're not a litter. There's not exactly the same. So what if you pick out a different baby? Yes, but I mean, that's not how babies are not dealt like that. Not a litter. There's not a sign in a neighborhood that goes, free babies. And then you go in and you go, yeah, this woman just had eight of them. And then you go, oh, okay, I'll take a look. And you grab a couple.

I feel connected to this one. Yeah. Yeah. So there's, I think with a baby yes i think a mom i think you could you could slowly you know we're animals so there's got to be because they uh there's a lot of real animals that can turn on babies their own babies if something's wrong with them if a baby's born and it's injured they cannot build like some love towards it where that stand with that kid if that story was real these people could always have like when they're finally told that they're probably you

know they probably go oh that's not crazy to them like they a lot of stuff would start clicking and going that makes sense i think that would happen i think yeah you have a know, I think a mother has a special, they know. Yeah. There's something inside of them that, you know, that clicks. And mother intuition? Mm-hmm. Mother tuition. Mother tuition.

Mother tail. How to pay tuition. Montau. Tail. And he comes out with a big song. The most interesting part, though, so Halloween is directed by John Carpenter. When he was a student

at Western Kentucky University. Oh, couple of lums, me and John Carpenter. Yeah, he grew up in Bowling Green, apparently. He took a psychology class and he recounts the time that his class took a field trip

that changed his life forever. Carpenter encountered patients, but there was one child who struck with him. The look translated to the film where the psychiatrist, Dr. Sam Loomis, used these words to describe a young Michael Myers. This blank, pale, emotionless face,

black as eyes, the devil's eyes. So basically he saw a kid in this psych ward that was just blank stare, and it helped create his michael myers character wow so he yeah like he just like when he went and actually really saw a kid he was like there's just nothing there i was thinking you know michael myers like they because when they describe him in there does he have any emotion does he have you know he just kills and doesn't feel anything we're like guys do that the ice man uh uses that documentary there's an hbo the hitman the hitman and uh he

just did not feel anything he could kill and then just go home and have dinner with his family and uh he just there was no emotion no they don't care and there's something that's missing and michael myers there was you know yeah something that was missing something's missing all right uh and that mask we didn't i mean this didn't do anything we talked about the mask that there was something that was missing. Something's missing, all right. And that mask, we didn't... I mean, this didn't do anything. We talked about the mask. That mask came from a William Shatner, Captain Kirk. Did we talk about that? No. I felt like we talked about it that night.

You were looking at Aaron like, come on. I remember we talked about it a little bit. It was like a... The mask was from a Star Trek thing. That was supposed to be Captain Kirk, and then they just took it and changed the eyes and altered the mask to what it ended up being. But that was just a Captain Kirk Star Trek mask when it started.

Yeah, it's a famous mask. Famous mask. It is scary. Who would you rather encounter, Michael Myers or Jason? If you're like, you got to encounter one of them. You don't know when you're ever going to encounter them. I feel like Jason, because he's always got the chainsaw. You know, you can hear it.

Yeah, like, so he's always running with the chainsaw. Like, it's always on. Yeah, the other, it seems more like he could just kind of blend in at a bank more. Yeah. You know, like, he would just. Well, they're both about seven feet tall. And Jason also has a machete the chainsaw i don't think he walks so i think it's easier to think about the texas chainsaw masker

which is in the name chainsaw mass texas chainsaw masker so that was that that was the hint that that was a chainsaw yes yeah that's why you could tell he had his chains when they put it the title in the name uh jason i'm not even sure, uses a chainsaw. Maybe he did. I've never seen Jason. I don't think I've ever seen it. So you... If everybody wants to know what it's like being friends with Mick,

that's what I would... I would cut... I'm going to cut that clip up. And just to go, they go, what's Mick like? And I'll go, it's like this. Here's what Mick's like. Never seen it. Yeah.

Jason, those swords, do you want Michael Myers or Jason? Who do you want to encounter? All you're told is you're going to encounter them one day. You never know when. And then maybe you turn the corner. Maybe they're going to come in your house. You got to get away away from them who do you think you have the best shot at getting away so what are the weapons though that they have i feel like it doesn't matter they're seven feet tall and they kill people with anything and everything they can murder you with their their hands so don't

we're not getting to like they both have one of them has a pickaxe like you know if it's like a crazier you're gonna like you're you know you're already dead it doesn't matter you're you're gonna get both of them actually so you don't feel like maybe michael myers i don't it's been a while since i've seen the friday 13th movies but watching halloween there were some people that gave him a little bit of a struggle yeah i mean jimmy lee curtis keeps getting away yeah um yeah you could run yeah I feel like how would we die in these movies like I'd die in like a bank I feel like or something like that

I don't think anybody's died in a bank ever in any of those movies but they actually Jason went to space and they still never went to a bank I mean that's how far off they went they put Jason in space and they still they go what if we do in a bank and they still, they go, what if we do it in a bank? And they go, well, that's not believable.

Space would be believable, but bank would not. Brian, I feel like, would be like a teacher who would be murdered in the school. Where they're like, all right, we're in the school. Let's kill Brian. I don't know. I don't know about you. There's a lot of urban legends here. Do you want to get into particular? I don't know. Let's just go through some of them right, which, there's a lot of urban legends here. Do you want to,

any in particular? I don't know. Let's just go through some of them. All right. What's some interesting ones? All right. I'll just start at the top, and if you guys see one you want to talk about,

we'll go Marilyn Manson played Paul Pfeiffer on The Wonder Years. You guys heard this? I heard it. I did hear that. Yeah, that was, it's not true.

It's not true. But everybody thought that. Then you just go to IMDB and you're like, oh, I guess he didn't. didn't yeah but i mean this was before you could do that so that was that was a rumor i actually met the guy who played paul pfeiffer oh really yeah i met him at a wedding at marilyn manson is he he's a lawyer too he was at a wedding he's a friend of mine got married in new jersey and yeah he was there and he was friends with him yeah yeah that's crazy not marilyn manson the guy yeah so he's not an actor anymore he's a lawyer yeah he's a in New Jersey. Yeah. He was there. And he was friends with him? Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy.

Not Marilyn Manson, the guy. Paul Pfeiffer. Yeah. So he's not an actor anymore? He's a lawyer? Yeah, he's a lawyer. How'd you know that? Somebody else I know knows him.

Okay. Wow. He could have also been at that wedding. He's not the Goonies guy. No. That guy's a lawyer too. Yeah. Did we talk about that on the podcast?

The Truffle Shuffle kid? No, I think it was on the bus yeah uh the yeah the the the fat kid on goonies is a lawyer i talk i he he's a lawyer to a lot of comedians great guy i've met with him and like uh he's not my lawyer but he he was he was a great dude but it was funny to mean, he's a real lawyer. I mean, he's like the legit lawyer, but it's funny when you go meet with him and you're like, oh. Jamie Lee Curtis was born with both male and female sex organs. Not true. There was supposedly an interview where she admitted to this, but according to Snopes, that's not the case. Some people think they...

What's Snopes? It's this guy. I don't know. I couldn't think of anything. Yeah. It's Snopes. According's this guy. I don't know. I couldn't think of anything. Yeah. It's Snopes. According to Snopes. Yeah.

It's the website where you go to search urban legends. Like Snopes. Yeah. Yeah. Some people think her dad was Tony Curtis and her mom was Janet Leigh and they had this perfect life supposedly. And some people think this rumor just started because out of pure jealousy. They're like.

Oh, yeah. They had a perfect life. So let's say their kid was that. supposedly and some people think this rumor just started because at a pure jealousy they're like oh yeah they had a perfect life so let's say their kid was that i've met her before a couple times she's crazy nice that's good did you get a vibe that she was born with both organs no i did not get that vibe okay that's crazy how pervasive those kind of rumors are yeah you know i i if like i would i thought that was because i heard that years ago and i thought that was still you know what's crazy impressive about her i met her and this is like you know 15 years ago or around almost 10 years later i see see her again and i only met her i was hung out there for like five or ten minutes she remembered my name she was like

hey nick i was like wow that is, you know. That's crazy. It's a crazy memory. That's super impressive when someone can do that. It's very nice, too. Yeah, made me feel good. I was like, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So don't talk about her having two old pirates, all right? Well, she, but that's crazy that she has to answer that question. Yeah. Like, that's what's insane. It's like, so then she gets asked, hey, do you have male and female sex organs and you'd be like no i don't that's insane to ask me that like well we have to ask and you're like someone just made that up someone just said that it's out of nowhere and now she has to answer for it yeah and you know i hate that but jamie i do need to ask you for the record you go go, you go, you just give a big, and I think that's terrible,

but it's on the paper and I need to ask, uh, just set the record straight. Uh, Mr. Rogers wants a Navy seal. Not true. Not true.

So I, I had always heard. Are any of these true? There's some, but yeah. Yeah. I can read like, uh,

a true one. If you know the true ones, read just three headlines. Make one true and not true. All right. Let's see if we can guess. All right. Let's see here.

I still think Mr. Rogers was like a sniper though. Yeah. Part of me that he had. I was so convinced by that. Is that rooted in anything or is it totally made up? Well, there's zero chance. I don't know why you would ever think. It was just a thing where like, oh, he has tattoos.

He's always got that vibe. Just people always said it. He had tattoos? Yeah, that he had all these tattoos and he was like, and it wasn't crazy. It just was, he was a Vietnam vet. His job was he was a sniper in there. And I was like, oh, okay. You thought that made sense.

It made sense because it just sounded like, oh, okay. Maybe that was the case. Yeah. I mean, I had enough friends. A guy that talked as quietly as he did but and just why not i had friends parents you know they had friends that were snipers not snipers but you know they're like oh wow this is crazy you're you know in vietnam marine you know in a crazy battle yeah and he's just like a regular dude not like crazy i mean not mr rogers kind of tone but yeah people thought he's a sniper they thought he wore the the sweaters to cover up

tattoos i love it but it's just because he was so yeah down to earth kind of guy well maybe maybe would be a good sniper would just he's very even kill. Heart rate doesn't change. Yeah, he just kind of sits there. He's killed a lot of people, and now he's just talking to kids. All right. Circus hippo eats dwarf. All right. Easy, guys.

Have you heard this? I haven't heard it. All right. But I believe hippos are the most dangerous animal. Little people are also. We're little, so it could happen. I think I would die by hippo. If it was me and a hippo, I'd be dead.

So that was... Everybody would die, yeah. Yeah. At a circus, a dwarf was jumping on trampoline. I think it was before the show actually started. And bounced sideways right when a hippo was yawning and went in the hippo's mouth, swallowed him. People thought it was part of the show.

I don't know about the swallow, but I think the... Well, he's going to read three. One is real, right? And two are fake. I was on board until the swallow. We're going to finish the next two. What eat? What do you think eat means?

It's a weird that he bounced. Then all of a sudden we're talking about Dumbo. Not Dumbo. What's Pinocchio? eat what do you think eat means i mean it's a weird like that he bounced you you know then then all of a sudden we're talking about dumbo or uh not dumbo what's pinocchio like inside the whale yeah uh i think pinocchio was in a whale jonah jonah jonah was in the whale jonah no pinocchio wasn't a whale did oh did he really Yeah. I think the wood would swell. But, you know. So maybe you could just lie to someone and get out. Yeah.

Rip them apart. Headlight flashing is a gang initiation. Have you heard this? Yeah, I've always heard that. Yeah. I haven't heard it. Don't flash your light to someone, like if their lights are off at night, because it could be a gang initiation. We're all in a gang now from these drive-ins.

Well, that's what they... Where they're doing the flashing lights. Yeah, where there's flashing lights. Yeah, flashing lights. But that's, so if you ever, if you see someone's headlights off, you know,

what do you do? You flash your lights and they'll say, hey, your lights are off. You ever do that driving at night? Yeah.

You know that? I do that. So they're saying don't do that because if you did that, that was, they'll turn around and follow you

and kill you. Kill you. I feel like there's not gangs anymore. I feel like. Is that? I mean, no,

there's plenty of them. There's a lot of gangs plenty of them there's a lot of gangs like there was a big thing growing up like the bloods and the crips and now it's like yeah they're doing real good i don't know they are yeah they are that's a hoax no the mafia is probably not like it was but gangs are you know i mean look at cartels cartels mafia and gangs the cartel is thriving in Mexico. But I wouldn't call them a gang. Would you call that a gang?

A cartel? Yeah. I mean, it's kind of a gang. I don't know if you think it's like gangs are, you know, what's that movie where they had the... West Side Story? West Side Story. Yeah.

I think that's what you think of a gang is. Or even Bloods and Crips. Okay. I think there's Bloods and Crips. i don't think there's okay i think there's blood and crips i don't think there's like fun gangs where it's like we've just fistfought and went home you know like the like in the 50s someone's gonna get caught tonight i think now there's straight up major gangs that can the ms i think they're a lot more organized ms 13 like i think they're even more they're more organized now than they ever were uh but yeah yeah all right um mole people

are a group of underground tunnel dwellers that live underneath new york city so those are the three so you got to pick one's one's real the other two are not i think i know the answer i'm going with the uh people lived in the subways and there's a whole community that was underneath it yeah yeah that's true i i'm going with the dwarf that got swallowed okay you're picking the true one oh the true one oh i'm i'm going mole people yeah so only one of those three actually is true i'm going the mole people as well. Yeah, I'm going... I think I've looked up mole people. I think they did an interview.

They did a news story about it. That'd be a great documentary. With mole people. So they just live in darkness down there? That's crazy. They live in darkness and they come up and someone goes to the grocery store. There's different levels.

There's a hierarchy. And so someone's below that doesn't go up. So which one was... Mole people is correct. Is correct. Wow. Yeah, so there's like below that doesn't go up but so which one was most people is correct it's correct yeah so there's a hierarchy of uh they go and they live down there and there's they have people that would go out and go get groceries and then they come back and so you know some people don't come up i heard there's like a little city down there too it's basically homeless people that live in the subway. Yeah. Well, there's so many different layers. Subway in New York is eight stories, something like that. It goes way down.

And a lot of the tracks no longer are in service, so they just live there. Yeah. Yeah, the temperature stays the same the whole time. I mean, yeah, it's... Man. Are there still... They're still there now, they think. I think they did an interview.

I think they filmed... Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. That'd be a great guest. Yeah. they're still there now they think i think they did an interview i think they filmed yeah that's crazy yeah that'd be a great guest yeah that's good yeah i think i was almost i thought you were gonna go for it uh yeah i'm seeing a lot of like you bounced over when you go you bounce on the trampoline and just went in his mouth it sounds like a cartoon i was on board until the inside the mouth where i'm like like i i'm 100 pounds i'm not going inside anything you know like i'll be i could be eaten i'm a good target to be like dead by like scratched or like bit but not swallowed yeah

um spider lays eggs in woman's cheek you ever heard that in woman's cheek like yes i've heard different variations this is spider bites you or you get scratched and you're in spider bite and you're oh and then it swells up and it hatches oh wow and just thousands or hundreds maybe of spiders come running inside your mouth well on the outside like here oh they bite you and lay the eggs inside your skin. Yeah. Wow. I've never heard that.

That would be a good movie. Whether that's true or not, I'll be thinking about that for a while. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'll... That's a nightmare. It seems so... It doesn't make sense. Well, they...

Is that how they lay eggs? According to science, no, they don't. Yeah. But that is a common... I mean, I've heard that a bunch. I've never heard that. I've never heard that i've never heard yeah but that would be crazy could you imagine just like having like 35 spiders where you're like oh excuse me a minute i just gotta you know you just spit out like six spiders you do swallow a certain number of spiders every year right isn't there i don't know about

that it's like six a year maybe or something i feel like it's more than that is it spiders it's of spiders every year, right? I don't know about that. I think bugs. I feel like it's more than that. It's bugs and spiders. You're never more than six feet from a spider. I read that somewhere. Here we go. That's true. It's because of social distancing. You're never more than six feet away from one.

Was it more before COVID? It was less. Right now, we're near who knows how many spiders. Probably. Yeah, the ceiling. You know? Yeah. Who knows what's going on up there.

One, two. Just up there living it up. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Killer in the backseat of the car. There's different variations of this. I have a joke about that. Oh, yeah.

My journey joke. This journey song where I did that. Guy's in the backseat of your car. He just waits until... What's the different variations? Well, the different variations are, one is a woman's driving home at night and her car keeps flashing its high beams at her,

but from behind. And she thinks that person's chasing her, but really that person is trying to warn her there's a killer in the backseat. And time the high beams happen he ducks his head down and then there's another variation the woman's getting gas and the guy announces over the loud speaker come in your credit card didn't work and she's like what and she goes in and they're like no there's a killer in your back seat no different variations like that yeah neither one of those are true correct uh so i had a joke about that that's where i did on a comedy central um so we probably couldn't play the clip there

but they said uh where i say i'd always i when i start the car i always have the song don't stop believing playing because no one can everybody loves that song so even if there was a killer in the back seat he would just go it's a pretty good song. He got it. And then he'd climb up front and we'd become friends. Yeah. Don't stop believing. What's the next verse?

You don't know the words? Don't stop believing. And then what's after that? Outer dang, Florida State. Purdue. Montauk. T.L. T.L.

Yeah. Don't stop. You know it's relieving. It's not believing. Relieving? Yeah. That's why I let you go with it. That's why I kept saying don't stop.

Yeah. Wade Boggs drank over 100 beers on a cross-country flight. I've heard this. So there was an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he plays himself on there and supposedly drinks like 67 beers cross-country flight. And then Charlie Day, one of the actors on it, said according to when he was on Jimmy Fallon

that he asked Wade Boggs about that rumor. He's like, he was actually 107 beers he drank on a cross-country flight. That's from getting to the airport, waiting at the airport, flying across country. Is Wade just a big-time drinker? I don't think so. He drank 107 beers.

I would say so. That's the dumbest question. You think he's got a problem 107 beers i would say so that's the dumbest question you think he drinks you think he's got a problem i don't know he drank 107 beers yeah he's got a he's a big time drinker what kind of beer that was ipa are we talking coors light it has to be coors light ipa i think he'd die yeah uh ipa's get too much alcohol in it if he's drinking coors light he's gonna be smashed but like you gotta think he's a big dude and works out uh I mean probably hammer 10 just pound back Bud Lights Coors Lights Coors Light just pound them back you know here's here's a question how many times did he go to the bathroom if he drank 107 beers on that flight the sheer volume of 100 beers Aaron could you do it

could you do it? Let's get one of these geniuses from the comments. Why don't you crunch those numbers for us? You know what I mean? We're so real little snappy. I'm afraid. Aaron. Johnny Whitebread.

Back off. Johnny Whitebread, why don't you crunch those numbers for us, dude? Why don't you send us a spreadsheet 100 beers times 12 ounces 1200 that's a lot of liquid imagine just how much you have to pee

that's what I'm thinking about yeah you'd have to pee a lot you'd be definitely smashed you gotta think that flight maybe when he did this cross country flight now is six hours right uh so maybe back then probably 90s maybe it was even 34 hours no maybe it was seven hours you know he said six and the thing did cans of beer used to be smaller size no no

but i mean 100 i think if he's drinking Bud Lights, I think there's guys. I like the idea that he's not, if you asked, is he a big drinker, that he would not be, but can then also still do 100 beers. He's like, no, I've never really drank before, but I did once. I did all my drinking one time. Who was the other? There was a pitcher, David Wells, who got smashed. That's supposedly true.

I met him at the, I went to a Grammys party, and I met him, and I was talking to him, hung out with him. Didn't ask him that. I feel like how many people ask him, is it true that you got drunk? How many people will ask him that? I thought he was on acid. He either took acid, or he was at a crazy hangover. But the acid, he threw a perfect game.

Look up the David Wills thing. There's a documentary about a guy who was on cocaine, right? And threw a no-hitter. Doc Ellis was on LSD. LSD, that's acid. And he threw a no-hitter. A perfect game, I think. I can't remember if it's a perfect game or a no-hitter.

Either way, unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable. And then David Wells did something too. Maybe like David Wells hungover. Yeah, he was up partying all night. He didn't go to sleep. I remember when I worked at Lady's Table in Chicago at Jake Melnick's. And they would talk about, because the Levy restaurants,

the people that provide all the food for the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox, and they did the restaurant. It's a big restaurant company. And they would talk about like they would be hanging out with Mark Grace before – like the night before until 3, 4 a.m. And just kicking it. And then those dudes all roll out of bed at like 2 p.m. Mark's on first base,

like just playing. And you're like, dude, he just went to bed. Yeah. And he had played like a noon game. Yeah, I mean, they're professional athletes. So apparently he was drunk.

Dave Wells was drunk. Yeah, because he was partying all night from Saturday Night Live. And it was a matinee. Or you call it a matinee? A day game. A day game, yeah. And he was out all night partying.

He, by the way, loves to kind of tell stories about, you know, he loves it. Yeah, so Doc Ellis was on LSD. I guess David Wells was just hungover. So Doc threw a no-hitter, and then did he throw a perfect game? Doc Ellis? No, also he threw his perfect game while drunk, which allows for the argument to be made

that this is the greatest game ever pitched. No, Doc Ellis was a no-hitter. David Wells was a perfect game. Correct. And he was just, I i mean can you imagine i mean he had to be technically probably still drunk yeah it's in his bloodstream you know just feeling like you're you know he said he was half drunk with bloodshot eyes monster breath and a skull rattling hangover from partying saturday night live party until 5 30 in the morning yeah you got one hour of sleep. Yeah.

And pitched. Yeah. And just for context, it says in this article, there's only been 23 perfect games ever. So it is a crazy feat. And that's 100-something years. Hungover or not, it's wild. Yeah. Well, it's even crazier.

Do we go, is it the best game ever pitched? Yeah. Because, you know, he talks to the other people. Oh, you threw a perfect game. You're in real good shape. I had one hour of sleep and was drunk. Yeah. I rolled out of bed with one hour of sleep and threw a perfect game.

Crazy. Crazy. Arn Juice Man, someone suggested that we talk about this. Yeah, what is that? So there's another variations of it. But apparently the story goes a guy either was caught by the cops. He had a bunch of LSD on him. So he took it all not to be caught.

But he took so much that he started believing that he was an orange. And if someone touched him or squeezed him, he would become orange juice. Or some variations is he just thinks he's orange juice. And he's supposedly in a psych ward. He thinks he would become orange juice or some variations is he just thinks he's orange juice and he's supposedly in a psych ward he thinks he's an orange that's where it gets sad the the first part of it is like oh that's funny he thinks he's orange juice and he's like he isn't a psych ward you're like now it didn't work out the scientists say that there's no proof that that's a real person but they say when you're on lsd you think you are one with everything so you could think you're an inanimate object so they said it's possible you know it's possible that a guy probably thought he was he was orange juice or an orange well there's different variations one is that he thought he was an orange and if anyone touched him or squeezed him he would

become orange juice he just like starts going and people like you look thirsty and just tried trying to like squeeze his hand into a cup some stories just say he thinks he's orange juice yeah and then okay and then uh i would imagine a version of this happened and then it's just been blown out right into being like he's got a psych for that's what i would imagine i think all these had some grain of truth yeah and then it just takes off ankle slicing car thief i've thought about that a lot. What is that? That I think about a lot.

That one will get in my head. They hide under your car. They cut your Achilles heel. You fall and they steal your car. Wow. Or rob you or do whatever. That's awful. Because you can't stand.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's terrifying. If you have great shoes, I wonder if that'll protect you like the high top that's what a lot of people wear they wear

people wear put a piece of wood in the back of their you know that thing that you that you think is to put your foot in the shoe yeah you're actually supposed to leave it there

yeah that's protecting yourself a lot of people do that for protection. HIV needle in the coin slot. You guys heard this? No, but it makes me... I don't think I've ever... Listen, it's not what you think.

Go ahead. This is what I've heard a lot about people putting hypodermic needles in coin slots and you reach in. This is when there are pay phones. You reach in for change and you get stuck by a needle. Now, there was a case in 2009. A student at Middle Tennessee State University, my alma mater, was stuck by a hypodermic needle after reaching into the change dispenser of a Pepsi machine located on campus. She was treated at Middle Tennessee Medical Center and later released. A second syringe was discovered

a week later in a vitamin water vending machine at the college's student center. No one was injured in that incident. But besides that, there's been no cases of anyone ever getting HIV from a needle. Vitamin water is also not that healthy for you.

I zoned out of that. Say that one more time. I don't know where I was at. I saw you drinking water somewhere. So someone did do a needle? There was in 2009, supposedly, at MTSU. Someone got stuck by a needle that someone had left in a change dispenser. But there's been no cases of anyone getting HIV or AIDS.

So they're leaving it where your money comes out? Yeah. And then the needle is like sitting there. The change dispenser. The little flap. I always think that with a cop, when a cop, you know, they wear gloves and they go, do you have a needle or anything on me? But they always just dive their hand in their pockets.

And I'm like, well, if they have a needle, like, wouldn't you be a little more careful? I mean, because they're arresting someone that possibly could have a needle what do you remember halloween as kids like there was like a a crazy thing where it's like you got to check the candy there was like a crazy fear when we were kids about there being like needles razor blades razor blades yeah if you ever got an apple they put a razor blade in it and you you would throw it is that on here is that that's never been true though um i remember being terrified we would we would have to look i still think about it well i still look through we look through harper's candy you do and what do you think i mean you make sure you're you're not you know what are you looking for is there coronavirus in this i think you're just looking you just you know i don't know i don't

know anything is there something that she shouldn't eat you know i don't know i don't know anything is there something that she shouldn't eat you know i don't is there whatever you're just you're as a parent you're going to just go let me just make sure you just got crates a bunch of candy from strangers right let me peek around like let me just make sure i mean they dump it out anyway yeah we don't go crazy but you know we're not analyzing. What if he gets a metal detector and he just like... No cases of strangers killing or permanently injuring children this way has been proven. Commonly, the story appears in the media when a young child dies suddenly after Halloween.

But it's always been shown that children do not die from eating candy given to them by strangers. Yeah, I mean, you're usually going to a neighborhood where you know everybody. Yeah. You go to good neighborhoods, like go to rich neighborhoods. Yeah. There's a neighborhood in Nashville we'd go to.

And it was like one that notoriously you go there and walk in the candy. It's like full-size candy bars. Yeah, you remember like one that notoriously you go there and walk in the candy, you know, it's like full size candy. Yeah. You remember how great that was when you would get the King size crunch bar or something. It was just like,

we had a dentist across the street from us and he would give, uh, like a toothbrush and. Oh, everybody would be like, you're awful. Yeah. Vegetables.

Here's the celery. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Paul McC's the celery. Yeah. Yeah. Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a lookalike. That's a great story. You ever heard it? No.

Yeah. The urban legend. That he died in 1966 in a car accident and was secretly replaced by a lookalike. Who was a better songwriter. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, look, guys, just keep going. I know we really love Paul. Who was a better songwriter. Yeah, yeah. He did good. He's like, look, guys, just keep going. I know we really love Paul.

He never wrote a song. He's not done anything, but we just got to keep this going. He did. Your Paul McCartney. 1967? 1966, I think. So they were in the thick of it. Right in the middle of it. Yeah.

And then they thought that the Beatles were leaving clues in songs. And there's some examples of that. Abbey Road, when he walks across in that famous photo, he's not wearing shoes and he's out of step. They thought that was a clue. Yeah. He's even had fun with it. And then I think-

Plus that famous interview where he said, I'm not really Paul McCartney. Well, the Chris Farley, when he, this and that sketch, you know, where he interviewed Paul McCartney, he asked him about it. You could, I mean, truthfully, what if it was true and you could almost never prove it? No one would ever believe, you know, he could come out and go, no, I am not. And just keep saying it and no one would ever care.

No one would ever believe him. Yeah. That they ever did it. Has anybody faked their death and it worked out? Elvis. I was just thinking that. Yeah. Yeah.

If you believe it. I've been to Elvis' house. It's Ricky, the bus driver's hometown. Tupelo. Tupelo. Is there anybody that's... They faked it and if it worked out, how would we know? I know they get caught.

I mean, maybe they eventually get caught. But even just get caught. I know people try to fake their death. Some of those pirates in those museums, they said that no one knows if they escaped and lived a life. They could still be alive today. I'm sure there's been non-famous people that maybe faked their death or disappeared,

and you just assume they're dead. Insurance. On the run. And they truly never, you know. Carole Baskin's husband? Yeah. Carole Baskin. I think there, you could, you know,

it'd be great if you could ever talk to, if you ever saw something where they just, a guy's like, I have had a whole nother life. All these people in the world think I'm dead. And I've lived this life and just no one knows. And I think people like, I imagine there's guys that are, they like that feeling.

They love just having something else going on. Yeah. You know, and you have something that crazy. Some people like to be on the run. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, there's a lot, I mean, Whitey Bulger was on the run for more years as someone else

than he was as himself. Yeah, he lived as a separate person, right? For many years. Got caught just recently. Yeah, just like at a playground. Somebody was like, you know, you seem like Whitey Bulger. Yeah, in Santa Monica. They caught him, right?

Wasn't it at a playground? I don't think so. No, I think it was at his house. But someone put it together that lived in the same apartment that he did. But they just caught him. I mean, a year ago, two years ago. No, it's been longer.

Oh, really? He's already had his trial and died since then. Oh, really? Yeah. Time flies when you're having fun. Yeah. Santa Monica.

Some of these Halloween movies that are based on truth, Amityville Horror, that was a real house. Yeah, I know there's a comic that, he lives there. He know there's a comic.

Tim... He lives there. He lives in Amarville. There's that house? No, he lives near it. He grew up there. Tim Gage? Tim, no. He would always...

He opened for Jon Fennett forever. Everywhere. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I just haven't. Tim Crumpier? Yeah. Was it really? I think so. Good job.

Just Tim. Type his name in. I love him. He's a great guy. He's the best. Plenty comic. Nice guy. It sounded like you were making up a name. What is it? Crumpier. I think C-R-U-M-P-E-R. I'm not going to let Nate spell that. Crumpier I think C-R-U-M-P I'm gonna let Nate spell that I-E-R Crumpier

Matateo Like that? Matateo Matateo Let me do comedian Yeah Never give one a LinkedIn as their first result

Tim Crump K-R-O-M-P Is that Tim? Yeah K-R-O-M-P Yep Yep That's him?

Gotham Comedy Live So he lived in Amityville Yeah he grew up there And uh It's uh Is that in Very funny comic Long Island

Or in I don't know I blanked on his We're all friends with him Yes South Shore Of Long Island Yeah he like grew up

Near He grew up in there And like They would see that house As kids And stuff I was directed by a woman

Helen Schaefer that was in the original Amityville Horror she's a TV director now directed me in private practice oh really yeah it's not as good as my story

but it's close well anyway that's based on a book the family who lived there said that this really happened

yeah and I mean do you guys know the story no no basically there was a on a book. The family lived there said that this really happened. And I mean, do you guys know the story? No. Basically, there was a massive murder in the house, and then this family bought the house really cheap not long after it, and then just crazy stuff started

paranormal stuff started happening in the house to the point where they left it after 28 days just got out of there because it was just such crazy stuff happening but they took a polygraph test and passed and um but uh since then people have bought known the house and said nothing's happened there but but that's what they're forced to say i was saying it on stage and i kind of stopped saying it that's a great job well the ghost story I can tell the ghost story

I used to move I delivered appliances you know what that's the part that actually so that I can add in somewhere let me write that down sorry I just want to add it into this new hour and like I need to write that down. Sorry.

I just want to add it into this new hour. And I have a place for it. And that just made me... All right. So, I delivered mattresses. And we go deliver a house in Belmont, this old part of town, kind of by Belmont. Belmead, I guess, kind of over there, near where he lives. A lot of old money.

And this is, you know, he's not doing this podcast for the money. He's got a ton of it. And they, so we're delivering it. And I'm standing in the back of the truck. And my buddy goes and knocks on the door. And the guy's not coming to the door. He's not answering the door. So he's like, I don't know what's going on.

And I'm in the back of the truck, and I can look, and I can see inside the window. And I'm watching the silhouette of the guy just kind of walk around the house. And, I mean, it's an obvious silhouette. I'm looking at the silhouette. I'm going, that's the – the I go the dude's right there man that's crazy like I don't know and we're banging on the door

doorbell because I'm like there's no way he's not hearing us he is on the same floor of the door and I'm looking at him you just keep pointing at Aaron like Aaron was involved in this no so I'm looking I'm pointing and I'm looking at him and he goes alright he goes I don't know.

And I was like, whatever, because I'd always pull the mattress and you deliver it. You always pull it to the end of the truck and you sit there. This was a twin bed is an easy bed. And so you just wait. And then if he's there, I would bring it to the guy. And so we start walking off and the guy comes and he's in a towel and he's like, sorry, I was in the shower. And I was I mean, in my head, I just didn. And he's like, sorry, I was in the shower. And I was, I mean, in my head, I just didn't, I was like, whatever.

I didn't believe it. And my buddy just went in the house by himself. And I just stayed at the truck because it was a twin bed. It's easy. He just went up there. And he's like, man, this is a cool house. You know, it's an old house. He goes, yeah, it's haunted.

He's like, there's a ghost that lives here. I'm surprised you didn't meet him. I mean, he's around there's a ghost that lives here i'm surprised you didn't meet him and he's he's around quite a bit and so he came back and told me that i was like well that i was like that guy said he was in the shower and he did have a towel on he was wet he ran out of the shower so obviously this guy was in the shower and this whole time we're knocking i'm watching a silhouette walk around the bottom of the house so I think that's a ghost. I think that's my ghost story. Either of you guys? Unless someone's lying,

I know I saw a silhouette. I know that the guy came out of the shower. Wow. Is that a redumped glass of water? I wasn't going to do the whole joke. I do it on stage.

I had something. to do the whole joke. I do it on stage. There's more. I had something. But that's the true story. And what do you think it was? I think it was a ghost. I like ghosts. I believe in ghosts. Do you think a ghost is just a straight person?

Or is it like a white sheet? A straight person? I think it like a white sheet? A straight person. I think it's a sheet. I think the sheet with the eyes. I think it's like Casper is how I have always looked at ghosts. Honestly, though, in my head, I'm like, can you see just like a hologram, or is it like this is just like somebody in a full outfit? I don't think you ever will see just a straight-up person,

and you feel like you could be like, how you doing? Nice to meet you. I think you see glimpses of it and you're always seeing kind of just glimpses. I don't think you're ever full on just talking to another person. It's not like the sixth sense.

It's not like this. You have a relationship. There was in my parents' house growing up, there was in my uh parents house growing up there was one little area where like my brothers where all our rooms were and you had to go around this little corner and i would always be kind of like freaked out around that area because like when when it'd be cold you feel like the different uh the heater or the air so i was always kind of scared i'm on crutches like right surgery, and I'm going by it.

And my brother came out and was like, and scared me. And I just hit him with the crutch. I just nailed him in the instinct. Because I was like, it's a ghost. I don't want to die. It's something. It just felt like it was something.

And I just nailed him. Yeah. Some people think ghosts are like glitches in a matrix, like we were living in a simulation, and that that's like a glitch. Yeah. Some people think ghosts are like glitches in a matrix like we were living in a simulation and that that's like a glitch. Yeah.

Or a parallel universe and somehow they're crossing over. Even Elon Musk starts going on like crazy stuff about that. The parallel universe.

Do y'all have any ghost stories? I don't. No. None personally. What about the do you ever play the game Scientifically do you think there's ghosts or do you not believe in it? Because there's no way scientists.

No, I'm open to believing in it. I've never had a personal experience, but I'm open to it. And I believe people that, I know people that are smart, grounded, intelligent people. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that have seen stuff, and you're like, well, I'm not going to discount your experience just because I don't have one. You remember there was a game like-

That's what gets you in Notre Dame. That open-mindedness, logical. Take that, John Whitebread. I'm now all John Whitebread. No, I'm still a big fan. He's my favorite. Yeah. Wasn't there something called Bloody Mary,

and you would play the game? You would go in a in a bathroom and if you say what do you yeah say the name twice or two and three times you would end up seeing something in that mirror though at least i did like you saw something most people did it but it's most people i'm telling you though there was not because there's a light there's just a light it's you would see it without saying it a couple times

but like when you say it like I remember being a kid and being like seeing like a different light but you also saw it

when you didn't say it so that could have just been a light I don't think I ever tried to look without saying it yeah I just believe

three trust the process Candyman Candyman Bell Witch was another one Bell Witch is here right yep Bell Witch was another one. Bell Witch is here, right?

Yep. Bell Witch is in... Adams. Yep. Adams, Tennessee in Roberson County. So that was the Bell family lived in this property. And they said they were terrorized by Kate Batts, a woman that I think had a property dispute with him years earlier and then died. And that was a really famous story.

Andrew Jackson came, visited the property, um, just to see it. Cause he'd heard the legends and he brought all his men with him and they got terrorized throughout the night and their wagon wheels locked up and sheets were thrown off. And he said he would,

uh, I think later, I think he said he would rather fight the British again than, than deal with the bill, which. Wow. that's a better uh that's a good one yeah the british need to step up their game apparently yeah there you go i think it's the british yeah run through these we need to be okay we're wrapping up um scream screams my favorite movie that's why i put it on here we talked to there's a new one coming i could do it there's a new scream coming yep yeah i did not know that i love scream i have my bowling ball scream favorite movie. That's what I put on here. There's a new one coming. There's a new Scream coming? Yep.

Yeah. I did not know that. I love Scream. I have my bowling ball of Scream. Scream bowling ball. The writer of the movie learned about the Florida serial killer called the Gainesville Ripper who was going around terrorizing Gainesville. Todd Berry might have been in school.

I don't know. When was that? 1990? Todd Berry went to Florida, University of Florida. You never think that, right? Yeah. Seems crazy. Yeah. The Exorcist, that's a real thing. Late 1940s, Catholic priests perform a series of exorcisms on an anonymous boy

documented under the pseudonym Roland Doe. 14-year-old boy was alleged victim of demonic possession. The revenge was recorded by the attending priest Raymond J. Bishop in another priest visited Roland in his relative's home

where they allegedly observed shaking bed flying objects the boy speaking in guttural voice they have this on video? no oh

oh they recorded something else was in there yeah like yeah and exhibiting an aversion to anything sacred. Supernatural claims surrounding the events were used in the exercise.

That's a movie I don't think I'll ever see. It just always felt so creepy to me. It is, man. I just don't think I'll ever watch it. Because I'm like, you know what? It'll be fun tonight to watch that movie. I met a priest, Bishop Chobie. I think we've talked about this.

Who went to was this what's it called seminary or what's it called when you're trained to be a priest seminary and he was at seminary with this guy this this priest that did the exorcism yeah knew him and talked about it very matter-of-factly yeah yeah the uh the shining i know that's on here yeah like that's another uh i stayed at the hotel where they it's the outside of the shining yeah wow so the when the it's in mount hood it's another joke that i said on stage we're going to oregon that's when i was on the cab the way to oregon there's a lot of trees. Oregon has a lot of a lot of trees.

Yeah, yeah. I told the cab driver I go, you guys got a lot of trees out here, huh? He goes, yeah, I don't. And I was like, it's more than I care for.

Like it's it's an overwhelming amount. And he just didn't know. He was like, okay. And it's I mean it's it is overwhelming when you see how many trees

are there where you're you go if you got lost in those trees it's over. You're not, there's just endless trees as far as you can see. But we stayed at the hotel.

It's the outskirts, not a big hotel, but it's just the outside is what's shot there. And the inside is, which is funny is when you see the outside of this hotel it wouldn't there's no way the hotel is big enough to you can tell that's not big enough yeah but the inside is somewhere else but the outside they have dvd players in every room and you can get a copy of the shining and i watched i watched the shining in the hotel wow that's pretty cool shining was a yeah that shiny i remember watching that was one of the shining and i watched it i watched the shining in the hotel wow that's pretty cool shining was a yeah that shiny i remember watching that was one of the first here comes johnny yeah

really got got you yeah i think i was like 18 i still don't like being in like a late at night in a hallway in a hotel by myself because of that movie yeah yeah well basically stephen king said he and his wife were staying at this hotel right before it shut down for the winter so they're like the only ones in the hotel. And he used to talk about how creepy it was. Yeah. And that's led to that. Munchkin hung himself in the Wizard of Oz. Yeah.

I guess everyone's looking at me. Well, maybe because you spoke up immediately. Man, my back in my doctorate of Munchkin. All right, I go. All right, thank you, Jamie Lee, for finally setting us straight. Nick Novicki. Munchkin hung himself in is our thoughts on that did it happen did it not answer the question i hate asking this question but we have to know for the record uh actually it was a great uncle of mine oh no uh no did not did not there is all these crazy stories

about like the partying that went on in the Wizard of Oz. But here's the thing. A lot of times when it's like me and other little people, like I've done some of these movies with other little people where we're in like a, you know, Vancouver for a couple months. And people are like, oh, my God, they were so crazy. You guys were nuts that night. And we're like, you were just we had like a couple of beers. Maybe we had like one beer beers maybe we had like one beer and we were watching like football yeah in the bar and they're like these guys party like wild

it's it's like i think almost like because yeah because the attention is drawn there's a lot of little people they just see us together at like a little people convention yeah yeah you know we'll have a couple beers or a beer or something in the lobby and they can get crazy they can't get crazy that's not for this podcast but they uh yeah they they're they can't be I've had some crazy but you know stories about the wizard I know all kinds of stories about it uh but the fact is there was nothing really crazy I don't think anyone hung himself uh what was some of the stories you know though nothing really I mean it was just more like you don't think anyone hug himself. What was some of the stories you know, though? Nothing really. I mean, it was just more like. So you don't know any stories.

The stories are, I mean, there definitely were. There were people that like, yeah, I'm like, I'm an expert. Nothing really happened. Yeah. But mostly it was just them kind of getting together and meeting each other. And they would drink or something at night. But all this stuff with like Judy Garland was like, ah ah this one guy was hitting on me or grabbing my butt you know it's like it was all made up crazy stuff shut up judy shut up get in there put your dumb slippers

what do you know but it wasn't it wasn't the case it was just like they would hang out and they would drink though so there was like a bar that you could like walk to. So people would like, it was the first time you see little people. It's not like now, or you can go to little people convention or you meet people on the internet. They had never seen little people.

So it was like, they were hooking up. When did this movie come out? I think one little person. Huh? 1938. 38. One of the little people did have like a gun or a knife or something

and was like going to kill like another one. Like was like, was getting crazy. I never heard this was the munchkin that hung himself. I always heard it was the guy that worked there. That's one urban legend that there's a guy that hung that. He did it accidentally. He fell. Press play.

Another story. Well, this guy, this is a guy analyzing it, so I may not. Oh, so that's the body back there. Yeah. Now, the story that they... Don't you see him swing? In that version? See, there's another one.

He's moving a little bit. No, but I think you see him go... You see him like... That right there is swinging back and forth. I know, but you see him... There's nothing to... Then he swings into the frame. Supposedly, and I've seen a different version.

Los Angeles Zoo loaned some animals, some real animals on the set. And that've seen a different version there los angeles zoo loaned some animals some real animals on the set and that's like a crane or something that's flapping its wings oh really yeah interesting yeah have you heard this i i i heard the story i heard was that it was one of the um stagehands no it was one of the Munchkins. Stagehands? No, it was one of the Munchkins who was so, they were being so mistreated on the set. I don't think they were. Well, that's just, you know. I'm an expert in this.

And they were treated great. They were treated great. They were lucky, dude. They didn't make a ton of money. No one made a lot of money. I mean, it was 1938. Everyone was making like 25 bucks a week or something. It can't, but they could have been treated, 1938, I i'd imagine you're not treated as good as you would be now

yeah right uh especially if you're being a little person yeah but yeah i mean uh but it's yeah i mean didn't they do who came from that movie was there some guys some of the little people ended up doing a bunch of stuff right like they there was a guy jerry marin uh who was in that and he uh he like the rest of he ended up becoming like the uh oscar meyer weiner guy yeah and uh and he just passed away a couple years ago but had all kinds of money because he bought up all this land like used his money to buy land in la he's like the smartest dude he's like the smartest guy and so there and there's a lot of other people that were like you know had regular jobs uh billy bardy who's my hero was too young to be in it but jerry maron i think he

wasn't even old enough he just kind of was your hero didn't i say that was your hero last week yeah no no i said the other guy pt barnum pt barnum that's what i meant big difference one guy was like look you're i am your master yeah you're you will do this trick yeah other guy created little people of america yeah well kind of same uh three minute a baby three minute of the baby ghost you guys know this no i don't know all right so well let's just show it to you good old tom selleck do you know this movie, Three Minute Baby? Three Minute Baby, I know. It's Ted Danson.

It's Ted Danson, Tom Selleck. I'd like to watch it again. And Bob Saget, I think. Bob Saget? I may be wrong about it. Ted Danson. I think you're wrong. Tom Selleck.

Are we just going to tell when we see this? I'm going to put the point. Let us see it. All right. Look in the background when they walk. We're about to see. If you're listening at home, we're watching Three Men and a Baby, and there's a ghost in the background.

Oh, gosh. Where? Yeah. I missed that. Okay. So go back. We should have probably not played that whole clip. It was 30 seconds.

Yeah. Right there. Can people see it at home or no? If they watch on YouTube, they can see it. If not, we'll show it on. We'll post it on Instagram and see if you can notice the baby. We can play this 65 times. I won't see it.

I don't think Nick's found the TV in the room. So he doesn't know where that's at. My vision is not... Should I show it one more time? Yes, just show it so we can point to it. Nick, watch behind the curtains so you can see it. Oh, wow. Wow.

So it's crazy. It's in the back, and there's a curtain, and it looks like a little boy or something, or a kid. Yeah. And he's standing there. The story is a kid's in the back, and there's a curtain, and it looks like a little boy or something or a kid. Yeah. And he's standing there. The story is a kid died in this house, and the movie was filmed. Big Cheers fan. Yeah.

Loves Ted Danson. Yeah. So the kid died in the house, supposedly. But the truth is it's a cardboard cutout of Ted Danson wearing a top hat and a tuxedo. Yeah. I love Ted Danson. Yeah.

He's great. I am. I'm a fan. That has a lot to do with. Yeah. I'm a big fan. He's a wonderful. I've heard he's the nicest person ever too.

I met him. He is. Yeah. Yeah. There. I know Drew did whatever. Last show he was just on oh yeah what is it

The Good Place The Good Place he was on yeah and he's just like Ted's just a true joy yeah just a true true joy

so it was just a cardboard cutout they did it on purpose just being funny no they did it on purpose there was a scene that got cut out of the movie that

where Ted Danson, I think, is holding the cardboard cut out of him. Because in the movie, he plays an actor, I think. That's supposed to be a cardboard cut out of a movie he'd done. But since that scene never made it, there was no context to why that was sitting there. Yeah. So they thought it was a ghost.

It looks so creepy. That looks crazy to me. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. All right. We're about to be done. What's the scariest haunted house in America?

I want to see that. All right. I mean, have you gone to a haunted house? No. You've never went to one? Ever? No, I haven't. I remember being a kid and my uncle being like,

that house is haunted. Yeah. And we were like, okay, let's not go there. Okay, but I mean like so like a haunted house and you know that you pay to go to yeah i like that the fun ones where it's like a a ride you know like a haunted hayride yeah so you've done that yeah yeah so you never haunted like a i would do that tonight if we were like we're going to haunt hayride yeah well this this whole conversation i mean you've changed my plan i was like you're in the house you go no and i go okay and i go never even like one of you go yeah i've been

to one of those and i would love to go tonight i mean i went from i don't think you know what this is to we now have plans of going to an actual haunted house uh i mean that's i, the turn of events that was is unbelievable. So, yeah, you've been to one. I've been to a few. I don't love them. I love them in theory. I do love them, and I want to go to them. I get so scared of them.

We got to go tonight. It always was the Jason at the end. That's what would scare me. You always know. I remember we would go with my dad. My dad and our family friends, the Dentons. We all go. We get done with it. It's an insane experience.

It's outside. It's an insane experience. It's outside. It's going through the woods. And then you get to the Friday the 13th. There's always a Jason at the end. And they're always going to get you with a chainsaw. That's where Jason and the chainsaw is. I'm sure he had a chainsaw in the movies, but I think Machete was a lot.

But they always have a Jason guy, and he'd always have a chainsaw. And it was like, when you get to the end of it just do not run if you don't run and walk he's just standing next to you with a chainsaw and then you then you can go about your day if you run it's it's over like he's chasing you and now it's a problem and so it's like do not run it's like being attacked by a crocodile so they our dads way our dads are both telling us that they all they telling all the kids all of us kids going when we get there do not run if you just walk he's going to just be next to the chain so if you run he's going to chase you so we're all

doing it and then brandon and uh brandon and drew the two other kids there we go okay okay and we get to the end and we're walking and then they, boom, they're gone, dude. And then Jason just, whoosh. And then, so now we have nothing because Jason's now chasing them into the parking lot. And then we ended up finding them in just the back of someone's truck. They just were laid,

they were laid down in the back in the truck bed. That's great. They just finally found a truck and just laid there to hide from them. What if somebody else like drove away in the back in the truck bed. They just finally found a truck and just laid there to hide from them. What if somebody else drove away in the truck and now they're just in there? We did. It was the last time we saw them. The story takes a sad turn. I didn't want to get into it.

They're just in the back of someone's truck. Do they have to pace it out where that guy's chasing you and then he has to come back and rest up a little bit? I think there's a few of them at the end, I'd imagine. Depends on where you go. I think they're getting too real now.

I think some of them, they're starting to get where they can touch you. I want to see the story because I looked up one time Scariest Haunted House. One, do you stay at it? Do you spend the night at it?

I don't think this one you do. That sounds awful. It's like, are you awake? No. Ah! Yeah. It's like, are you awake? No. Ah! Yeah. So the scariest haunted house in America is in Summertown, Tennessee in Lawrence County. Wow.

Did you know that? No. How far is that? How is Lawrence County? It's Lawrenceburg. Yeah. Tonight. That's where my father-in-law lives in Lawrenceburg.

So not far at all, right? Yeah. Hour and 15 minutes. Hour and something. It says, you really don't want to do this. My father-in-law lives in Lawrenceburg. So not far at all, right? Yeah, an hour and 15 minutes. An hour and something. It says, you really don't want to do this. This is what every person says after failing to complete the tour of McCamey Manor. It's the most terrifying haunted house experience in America.

One, you're not allowed to attend until you watch a two-hour long video, sign a 40-page waiver, create a safe word pass a physical and more um that sounds pretty awful yeah it's like we need a blood sample for you to get here there's a

um I can click on the website too you probably will die but it says intense audio lightning extreme low visibility strobe and fog effects

damp and wet conditions physically demanding environment close contact with creatures physically demanding might be touched very real and graphic scenes of horror. If we want to punch you in the face, we can. Sign this. Sounds pretty awesome.

I mean, I don't know if I'd do it, but. Playing on Netflix, Dark Tourist, episode eight. So you can see something about it on Netflix. I guess. Dark Tourist, episode eight. I'll watch a news story on it I mean

you can get like buried alive it's just crazy stuff I'm not trying to do what you have to do no one's ever finished it no one's ever finished

yeah according to this news article how long would it be this is the one I looked up I thought you stayed there but I thought maybe you do no I

that makes more sense no one's ever finished it would you do this Nate I mean makes more sense. No one's ever finished it. Would you do this, Nate? I mean, you want to. I just don't know. If anybody goes and does this, let us know. If you're listening to this, I would love to talk. If someone goes to it, email us, natelandandnatebargetzi.com.

I mean, especially if you're in Tennessee and you can come and tell us about it, we'll have you on the podcast. And I'd love to see what they, you know, to talk to someone about just what happened. What if somebody has like

an awful scar on their face? Like, we had a great time, but I am missing like a little bit of my cheek. Well, this one, you're going gonna get touched i mean was this the main one was there anything was no this was the main one i don't know i wonder if they have like covid protocols at this house now they're like they have to like this might be

the best time to go to it they can maybe they can't touch it yeah i don't know i found this article from last year so i don't know if it's that this year. That's pretty wild, man. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. All right. Aaron just yawned. I'm sorry. Good night. Hey, Aaron.

I tried to hide it. Sorry we're boring you. He's not wearing his NASCAR jacket. How'd the podcast go? Well, if they're not interested, I don't know why I would be. All right. That is it for this week, everybody. Remember, next week we will have

the episode that we already pre-taped it's a very fun episode a Bigfoot episode so it kind of goes with the Halloween stuff and then we'll be back

with you November 1 Nick won't Nick will be gone this is Nick's final episode this is my Mick

thank you Mick if Mick's ever back here obviously he'll always be back on the show uh but you know i think this will be good thing he'll speed the show up and get back to being funny uh so yeah go to naitland follow all the stuff keep subscribing do all that stuff one night only tour just a few dates left so if you want to come out to see that and then yeah next time i see you i'll be done i'll be hopefully done taping the special so i'll let you know how that goes uh all right we love all of you thank you

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