The Nateland Podcast - 192: #192 Florida

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

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Today's episode of the Nate Land podcast is brought to you by Rocket Money, Electric E-Bikes, ZocDoc, and Butcher Box. Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Bergetti, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slick. Boom. I switched it up. Yeah. Brian stole my thing. What?

All right. Oh, he's doing it. Yeah. For months. Yeah. Yeah. He stole my thing. We do it on the road.

Buy some time. Exactly. A couple seconds here and there. Stretch it out. Yeah. I do it on the road. Buy some time. Exactly. A couple seconds here and there. Stretch it out. Yeah. I do it throughout my set. That's like you ever, you know, when you come up with a new joke and you're like, I needed some time, and it's 30 seconds.

And it's just so, it can be so frustrating. You know, your head, like think i don't know if everybody think wonders this but in your head you think you're like i'll just build it five minute chunks at a time i was like this is like i'm a couple of four jokes and it'd be and then you do it and it's 30 it might be 20 seconds yeah 20 seconds is a long time when you tell a joke 20 30 seconds build in the laughter and then it's not there and i'm like yeah it's a lot quicker than i thought well then that truly you can have a thing that you think is a minute and if the crowd's not great i mean it can become 35 30 real fast because it's

like well what does it take you to say those words and just however long that sentence is is how long the because there's nothing to it. I hate when you have a, like an opening local reference that's really hot and you're able to do that all weekend. And then you're like, how could I recreate this to be in my set all the time? But it never works again. But you're like, this was so good. It's better than the opener. Yeah. It's rare for it to work.

We had that dead horse thing. It was the only thing that I had. But that wasn't even really a local thing. I was saying I was going to that mountain, but it was kind of destroyed. I had a little bit more stuff that was local that did fall to this wayside. Cape Fear Cemetery. And if you don't know what it is, you'll be hearing it this weekend when I'm at Tacoma Company Club. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When he tells them them when he does the tour of nate on stage because right here is where i remember what they were yeah you talked about oh the homeless people yeah yeah yeah

the homeless people they get because tacoma comedy club is it's all straight up it's a hill so the clubs at the top the hotels at the bottom yeah all right thing and so you have to like go up this hill and i was like they have a lot of homeless people and i was like maybe it's not homeless it's just people that are tired and they go they go up one thing of the hill and then every street's like another new hill and they just go i'm gonna live here now yeah and it murdered yeah you can do that yeah I'm not even at that downtown club. They have two clubs now. Oh, really?

So I'm at the cool one. Yeah, and they're very... That was Tacoma or Spokane? No, Tacoma. Tacoma. Yeah, Spokane's, yeah. It's very confusing. I don't think the two clubs are far from each other,

and they're both called the Spokane... Tacoma Comedy Club. Great comedy club, though. Yeah. It is good. The Shields thing didn't start off as a local local riff yeah yeah yeah yeah shields was the local riff of that because i had to go in chills was uh and uh i had to go buy clothes because my clothes did not make it on the plane or something and i landed and basically had to go to the show.

So, and I had like, you know, golf stuff on. So I went and bought stuff and I went to shields to get shoes. And, uh, you went to where?

Shields. Shields. Yeah. What's that? It's a sporting goods store. You ever seen Nate's comedy? Yeah. I opened with it.

I don't think he's watched it it's literally the first joke of his new special yeah well I did watch the new special but I watched it at a friend's house

there's a bit about the guns they give you access to guns right up an escalator it's very much you would have a bit about this if you went into

you should go to Shields where is Shields they're in like the Midwest like a shield? S-C-H-E-E-L-S. Apostrophe S.

And I mean, some of them will have like a Ferris wheel in the middle of them. And it's an unbelievable store. It's like a Dick's Sporting Goods on steroids. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they have hunting. They have anything you could ever dream. Yeah.

You could go in there. And people go in there just to walk around. Like if you're near one, if you're on there, and people go in there just to walk around. Like if you're near one, if you're on the road and there's a Shields, just go. You can waste two hours, three hours in just the Shields. It's like a Buc-ee's,

but that same idea. When you first hear about a Buc-ee's and you don't know, and then you go and you're like, okay. Shields is like that, where you're like, yeah, it's like a Dick's. And then you're like, is it? And then you go there and it's something else. Shills is like that where you're like, yeah, it's like a Dix. And then you're like, is it? And then you go there and it's something else.

But it's fun. I love that you said, well, I'll watch a special at a friend's house. He wanted to see it. I wouldn't really pay attention. He was talking to me. So I didn't miss some stuff. I think I would have. The first joke.

Yeah. Hello, folks. Morning. Yeah. It's my neighbor neighbor he's my buddy but he he loves drinking and he'll he'll just you know we'll be watching and then he'll just start talking about something and and then we have to have to really be like all right well let's you know let's get back in i would i wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know the three of us did comedy well if you know i've done you done a lot of shows with them.

That's the only reason. He's not in the building when we're on stage, but he'll come in. Think about people falling asleep. I was driving this weekend. I had two comics with me. Eight-hour drive. Ten minutes in, they're both asleep the whole time. So I put on a podcast I've been wanting to listen to.

And Mandelel who did the nateland showcase my buddy uh he's in the front seat he's asleep he wakes up he goes oh i've been wanting to listen to this new podcast i go all right if it'll keep you up yeah i'll put on a different podcast so i've switched podcasts he falls asleep immediately yeah but now i'm hooked on this new podcast he wakes up later he goes i want to listen to some and i go you can't keep yeah yeah i'm stuck on this one now okay we're done this one let's have some car etiquette yeah stay awake yeah young comics when you're they're like homeless people they just sleep anywhere and everywhere they eat anything and everything yep it's just

you're yeah they're they're tough to be around. Do you drive the whole way? I drove the whole way. But when you're around them, it's also great. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun, but you got to sit through a lot. But I made fun of him for that all weekend. Yeah.

He came falling asleep. That's not the most exciting drive either. From here to Northwest Arkansas? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Arkansas is very pretty, but that's all it's got going. There ain't nothing to look at. You got to work to get to the pretty part, though.

You got to put in some miles first. Anyway. There we go. I feel like that really killed the podcast. I'm sorry, guys. How about fell asleep? The energy out of the room. I wish you would fall asleep so we could really killed the podcast. I'm sorry, guys. How about fell asleep? Suck the energy out of the room. I wish you would fall asleep so we could have a good podcast.

There's no D in Shields. It's like Shield, but instead of the D, it's an extra L. It's S-C-H-E-E-L, posture is. It's like if Heels was using a bad alias. Like shields. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Does that make sense? Why have I never seen that? Because it's regional.

Yeah. But you've been on the road, I would think. Yeah. I think you would see it. Maybe I just didn't know what it was. You're the clientele.

Yeah. Shields. I'm shocked that you haven't seen it. Yeah. I can't wait to go there. To be honest. I can't wait to go there. They probably sell your album there.

Yeah. Honestly. Go check it out. All right. You're going to walk in. All the mannequins look like you. Oh, yeah. I love that. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check it out. You're going to walk in the man. All the mannequins look like you. Oh, yeah. I love that.

Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I don't know who's been hiding this info from me. It's been right there. If you cared and listened to anything. I listened to your nonsense the other day. So it's special. All right.

I appreciate that. I go watch that. I got through it. I appreciate that. I got through it. I appreciate that. The whole thing? Some of it. With a friend? No, I did it alone. I watched it.

It's great. I've been watching a little more comedy now. I kind of sit and watch it. I'll go through specials and just kind of want to see what, I just want to kind of see what people are doing, you know.

See what it looks like. Yeah, yeah. See how it feels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More than I ever have. All right. We had, we had a good spring break.

I was, we stayed home and we were. This weekend? Yeah, this week's spring break. We were just slacking off. So a lot of, you... This weekend? Yeah, this week's spring break. Slacking off. So a lot of people go somewhere, but we stayed here and

did a lot of stuff. Could have been working. Harper was busy. Could have been working. I took the time off. I asked for this off. I could work. Yeah, to be fair, I don't think anybody is like, oh, is Nate not able to fill the calendar? Hang in there, buddy.

You'll get better. Yeah, yeah. I could put in a good word for you a couple places if you want. I'll be in Vegas this week in the Boston Garden. Okay. So you don't want to burn up all your possible ticket sales. Yeah. I'd love you to come out to one of the two shows at the Boston Garden this week.

I'm joking. There is two shows at the Boston Garden this week. No, I'm joking. There is two shows, but I just said that. I don't think. I say that with humility. Yeah. But Larry Bird can sort that place out by himself. No, I'm joking. Just make it work.

With humility. That's with humility. I hope Larry Bird's not listening That's all I'm saying I just want to say Because he'll show up Kevin McHale would be He couldn't do the stuff

That I'm about to do This weekend at the Boston Garden And then he goes With humility All due respect All due respect Well with humility I was in Columbia, Tennessee

This weekend I didn't know you worked the road. 30 minutes out there. I'm the I-65 comic, baby. All right. Well, first we had a birthday party for my daughter. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah.

And then I hit the road to Columbia, Tennessee at the meal house with Heather Land and Landon Bright. I think it's good that you get to tell your daughter you will be home tonight, though. After all your road gigs. I'll be home before you go to bed. Well, it's a good thing to get to sleep in your own bed. Show's good. Child.

The show was good, yeah. Okay. That's fun. I thought you said show's plural. Maybe I did. I don't know. I just wanted you to know. I was in Columbia last weekend. That's fun. I think you said shows plural. Oh, maybe I did. I don't know. I just wanted you to know. I was in Columbia last weekend.

My buddy Kenny. Yeah. How about that? He lives out there. I could have got you a guest set. Yeah. They do a show weekly? No.

No. It really doesn't make sense. Not last night when you were there. Maybe. Was I there when you were there? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know.

Mine might have been like a couple weeks. I called you on the way home from there. Yeah, yeah. It was a couple weeks ago. You got that kind of power, though, to get them a guest spot? Probably not. Yeah. Yeah.

Make a few phone calls. See what happens. Yeah. I was in Northwest Arkansas at the Grove Comedy Club. Got a lot of requests for my plant joke, dude. People kept coming up asking me. All right. Upset that I didn't do the joke.

Were they yelling it out from the audience? They weren't yelling it out. They were respectful about it. They got to do it. They would say it afterwards. Would you tell them? I got a little more confidence in them now. You could sell that as merch.

Plants? No, you're playing a joke. Put the whole thing on the back of the shirt. I'm saying you go tell it. If you want to hear it. Guys, I got a plant joke. If you want to hear it, $5. I'll tell you in the corner.

Yeah. And then you get a group. And then you get a group and then you get a group of like all right i mean i think the whole place might be like what if they don't play something like what if we all give you five dollars you just stay here and you go i'm shocked you didn't do the plant joke though this weekend like after being on the podcast i'm shocked you didn't do it well enough people are asking me about it after i was i'll just save it then people will talk asking me about it after. I'll just save it. Then people will talk to me about it afterwards. Yeah. And it's not that good of a joke.

They're coming to see it. If you keep doing it, it will get better. Okay. You'll find the. If you want me to tell it, yell it out and I'll finish it. Yeah. You know. What?

Find a spot to say, yell it at the beginning when you walk out. Or intermittently. Every 30 seconds or so throughout the show until I do it. At this point, I can afford to go, yell it out whenever you want and I'll tell it. I hope to God this becomes a problem. I hope someone's there to yell it. You know? Yeah.

To go. Yell it out. You want me to hear the plant joke? We don't know what you're talking about. I had a comment with me this weekend. John DeToy, who you guys know. Local guy. He hosted the shows. I thought I was going to be a woman.

He's very funny. John DeToy? You thought John would be a woman? John De. Oh, did I say John DeToy? Yeah. Wow. John De. John De. Oh, did I say, oh, John De? Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. John De. Jeff De's sister. Yeah. Wow.

John De Toy. Okay. John, take a little time, De Toy. Oh, okay. Yeah. So he's a very funny comic, came with me. He also does a little bit of yo-yo. John De Toy.

So he does a little bit of yo-yo in his act. That looks like me with nunchucks. And he would talk about it on stage, and he would say, I used to be a professional yo-yo player, and it would get tepid applause. But what John would say is he was literally the number one yo-yo-ist in the world. This is a former number one competitive yo-yo artist in the world. This is a former number one yo-yo, competitive yo-yo artist in the world. He retired and then last year he was like, I want to get

back in it. He trained for a little bit and now he's the defending number two yo-yo artist. I don't know what the word is. What do you start at? Three? the stuff he can do with that i mean it's incredible to watch man i know it's so funny though yeah anyway it's just a fun little special treat i was saying on stage i was like even if i stink you saw the number one yo-yo yeah person in the world well he could come back on that's an act that you could bring back out if i'm bombing if you're

bombing come on john john john come walk the dog out he comes out without his yo-yo like no bring the yo-yo yeah that's crazy he's funny too i knew he did this I've never seen it and yeah that's crazy it almost seems like the last name is made up though that he's a yo-yo guy like John Da Toy

you know what I mean Da Toy he's got Toy in his name that's pretty good he's Da Toy that is a good name John Da Toy Darrell and he put on a show

I mean that's after the show we were hanging out at the brewery the owner of the club owns a brewery next door so everyone always goes over there and they're like let's see some more yo-yo tricks dude After the show, we were hanging out at the brewery. The owner of the club owns a brewery next door. So everyone always goes over there.

And they're like, let's see some more yo-yo tricks, dude. He was just putting on. I mean, it's unbelievable. Let's get that plant joke and some yo-yo tricks over here at the brewery. I know. I mean, that's a workout. Well, to even know what you're doing. I can't even make it go up, back up really.

It goes down and then I have a pretty hard time to get it back up. He's doing them with one on each hand. Yeah. And he's doing all kinds of stuff. There are a couple of tricks where the string comes off the finger. It's completely gone from his hand. Oh, really? And then he'll like catch it and then put it back on somehow. It's amazing.

I bet you get hit in the face a lot with a yo-yo though like practicing how did he get into this he's i don't know you know everybody has one as a kid you try it out once yeah you just keep going you just kept going he told me when he did he did naka for a while putting on these shows and he would do a trick during a show where he would put a quarter on somebody's ear and then like knock it off with a yo-yo i can do that you could do that yeah might hit him there's gonna be some collateral damage but that that quarter will be gone it seems just he does he didn't touch the quarter but he hit the man yeah the head yeah that guy moves that seems brutal to do that in front of college students though go to

naca to do yo-yo stuff number one in the world number one in the world but you still gotta i think when you're number one in the world people still are like that's number one in the world like you're right no matter what no matter what someone is if if if you meet anybody no one as a someone that has to meet a lot of people like this because of my dad. Oh, sure. There's a lot of like, my dad, I'll meet someone. It's like, this guy, you know, is the number one in the world to do this, whatever it is. So there is, but it's to get to that level. I'd like to see a Mortal Kombat where John Dutoy is like a special character that comes on and just

fights with the yo-yo you know like you got you unlock that character john detoy finish him he just yo-yos him anyway it was it was fun to it was fun to have him around you guys know that game yeah yeah yeah it was all right we gave that what it got. He hosted? Yeah, yeah. He was hosting. Yeah. You look like a... You need to get a beard trim. You need to... Yeah, I got to clean up a little bit. Yeah, you look like a mess. I'm in Vegas next week.

I'll clean up before that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You guys are in Vegas at the same time? No, he's a week before. No, a week before. Thank God for him, right? Watch last week's podcast.

Okay. Yeah. Check it out. We have a podcast together. We do a podcast together. Check it out. have a podcast We do a podcast together Check it out Okay We like covered that In depth

It was here last week We do a long podcast Us four All four of us Yeah Oh yeah You don't remember it either Anyway

Thank you to everybody That came out in Arkansas It was a fun Fun weekend Okay What was it last week There was another profession That Obscured And you were like You don't remember it either. Anyway, thank you to everybody who came out in Arkansas. It was a fun, fun weekend. What was it last week? There was another profession that obscured, and you were kind of making fun of the same thing. You're the top three.

I can't remember what it was now. I'm not making fun of you. I'm going to see him tonight. All right. I'm not making fun of that. I didn't know what to do. The joke was there. I know. Of course. If I had other comedians around the table, I'm not making fun of that. I didn't know what to do. The joke was there. I know. Of course.

If I had other comedians around the table, I'm sure they would have said it, but I'm alone, so I'm the one that got to put it out. We did a... Oh, I'd like to tell you guys, I went to Hartford, Connecticut, and I met JC Lee Polford

that does Batesville. She came to my show. Nice. She's great. Yeah. I didn't get to... I didn't work with the number one yo-yo guy in the world, but I did these shows, too. He was the host. Nice. She's great. She's great. Yeah. I didn't get to, you know, I didn't work with the number one yo-yo guy in the world,

but I did, you know, I did. Did he host? He was the host. Wow. So he goes up and does his act

and then says, I do this also. New York City. We're coming back to it, Dustin. What'd you say? Coming back. Oh,

you went to New York City? Yeah, you know, I did some things too. And, you know. What'd you say? You were on the bonfire.

Yeah, we're having a good time out here. Crackle, crackle. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was on the bonfire. Yeah. We're having a good time out here. Crackle crackle. Yeah, it was. Yeah. I was on the bonfire and a guy commented on, uh, Twitter with a picture and he goes, that guy was mad boring.

And, uh, so I guess I am, you know, I am pretty boring next to big J and Robert Kelly. Like, you know, they're talking about some pretty wild stuff and I'm like, well, I'm not doing, I'm not doing any of that, but, uh, well, they're out out there we had a good time did you and robert share the story about when y'all work together no we did talk about working together yeah yeah yeah they're it's they're doing good there's soda uh soda's doing great and they're doing bobby and uh jay it was great yeah what did you do spots inots in New York? No, I just went, I did that and I did like

barstool sports. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then, yeah,

and then I went to Hartford, Connecticut. Did the fun. Oh, you just came in for like one. Yeah, I just did two days there, hung out,

mainly went around the city and smoked some cigars with my buddies and it was a lot of fun. You didn't go to any clubs or anything? Oh, no,

I was, I'm there for the hang. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean yeah i don't know i you know it's like i go to the club i do three hours of comedy i have a great time a little over you know i do a little over an hour a show and uh but it's like if i get a spot you know i don't know i'm doing you know five or ten minutes and then i gotta yeah then i gotta watch a lot of comedy and uh so yeah all right but i just did some podcasts that's good no i get it yeah kfc radio and there's some other thing yeah yeah the instagram guy what's that the guy that goes come close i don't like that guy though yeah i know you're talking about it i wasn't thinking of the guy in the bathroom mirror yeah come closer

yeah that's yeah i was doing some form of that. Yeah. What's he do? I don't know. Is he sharing, like, nose tremors? No, he does, like. He's just doing videos. Just, like, rants about stuff. He just does it, like, in his bathroom, and then he'll go, come here.

And then when he says, come here, the camera zooms in. But I like it. It's a good hook for a video. Yeah, yeah. It was, like, the first time I saw it, like, it was, you know, great. He tells, like, but he has good, like, fast food's a good hook for a video. Yeah, yeah. It was like the first time I saw it, it was great. He tells like, but he has good fast food secrets or I don't know. But it's, yeah, it's on the thing.

It's fun. He's fun. But, yeah. Try to get him before Aaron. So now Aaron's doing that thing. That guy's put together. Yeah. This mess comes from Arkansas. Like he was out in a deer stand all week. He goes. Went out to Shields. Yeah.

Where'd you spend the night? Outside? Where's the green bird? I think Aaron looks good. Huh? What's wrong with Aaron? He looks good. No, he looks fine.

I mean, look, he's got a camo. You don't think he looks like a deer it doesn't i'm not crazy by going you look like no no no it makes sense it makes sense that's not far off but i think if you were just listening they wouldn't have known you sound very good you sound normal yeah that's what it's all about yeah but the people that watch aaron land well that's true aaron land i mean he's got his own show. So Aaron land is going to be, they're like our boy. What happened to our boy this week?

He goes, he goes, Arkansas is taking him. So Alabama goes to Arkansas. All right. Uh, your comments, Sandy kelps,

Sandy kelps. That's a good name. That sounds like Sandy kelps. Oh yeah. Totally aquatic. Sandy kelps. Yeah. Kelps. Sandy Kelps. That's a good name. That sounds like some aquatic stuff. Oh, yeah. Totally aquatic. Sandy Kelps. Yeah, kelp. A lot of sand in it.

Oh, okay. A lot of sand in that kelp. I really liked Dusty's idea of going through the song, I've Been Everywhere. It would have been cool if any of you guys would have shared a memory from some of those places to make that bit work better. Sandy, yes. This is Dusty's burner burner account yeah and it sounds like a burner account name sandy kelps uh the hardest part that's the name you stay in the hotels under like ask for sandy

kelps the hardest part of listening was hearing your mention of city and then not knowing where it's located winslow for example is a big part of the Eagles song, Take It Easy. It was hard because I was yelling into my phone at you guys, but of course you couldn't hear me. Well, you are right about that, Winslow, but it's like when you're just reading a list of songs, you don't necessarily think about it. I love that song, Take It Easy, and I know that line, but I didn't think about it when we were doing it, but I was also defending my overall idea idea so it was hard to focus on the city names i mean i kind of loved it i felt bad for you because that's me every week yeah without something and get shot down well it's like you yeah we gotta ask you to bring an idea and it felt like you thought about it you remembered it

the second you got out of your truck but walked inside and said what if we name all the songs from this what if we go no no no no this? What if we go to the state? No, no, no, no, no. It was the opposite. I could tell based on the conversation he had discussed it with Aaron the day before.

We had talked about it. I thought about it for a long time. As soon as we got into it and Aaron sensed that Nate was not on board, he bailed on Dusty Quick. How long is this song?

He was out of there. Well, when I'm running the computer, I feel a little bit of pressure to, you know what I mean, not just sit in it. So that part made me feel good. If we would have known where these cities are.

Like if you had typed in to go like. But that was the point though. Had we been there, you would know. But if you have any reference to go. If you just go Winslow, I don't know what that means. But if I would have said standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. Winslow, what's it near? But if you like, it's near. There you go. Okay. I've been around. Maybe I've been to Scottsdale and on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. Winslow, what's it near? But if you like, it's near.

There you go. Okay, I've been around. Maybe I've been to Scottsdale and I've been near Winslow. You know what? I've actually been pretty close to Winslow. But what if you had just done comedy in Winslow, for instance? Maybe. I mean, that's, you know.

You just did Columbia, Tennessee. I mean, I'm on fire today. Yeah. That is true. I don't do the on fire today. Yeah. That is true. It's coming off me. I don't do the city. I do some outskirt 30 minutes away that no one's heard of. That's what I'm saying.

You're going to see him in Jackson County this week. That's what I'm saying. Is there a Tennessee Jackson County? Is it Jackson, Tennessee? Jackson, Tennessee. Yeah, there's both. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Sorry. Thank you, Sammy.? There's a Jackson, Tennessee. Jackson, Tennessee. Yeah, there's both. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Sorry. Thank you, Sam. I'm in a fiery mood. Yeah, you can tell you're off this weekend. Yeah. Finally bringing some energy to this podcast. Bringing some energy.

Yeah. I got my rant out downstairs. That's right. Thanks. You should. These guys all took a bullet. Yeah, I wish we had recorded that. And then, yeah, we're having a roast for john chris tonight kind of for

his birthday i mean this would already be it already would have happened so i gotta be in that it's a surprise too it's a surprise yeah so are we all doing it i didn't get invited well you're coming i get there no one has invited me i understand that you don't oh you know this energy he doesn't even know anybody's comment they really didn't though i'm not offended but has invited me. I understand that. You don't, you know, this energy, he doesn't even know anybody that's commenting. They really didn't though. I'm not offended,

but they really didn't. No one told me about it at all. That's because his girlfriend, his girlfriend put together a real list. I met her. Yeah, but I went to his party.

He did. But you gotta realize, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not,

you're not, your album release. Yeah. Yeah. We know each other very well. But, but you know, him very well.

But her, I know her fairly well. No, no, you don't know him very well. I know her fairly well. No, you don't know her that well. I don't know. Are you guys hanging out having tea with her on the weekends? No, but they're more open people to hang out with. You're not the easiest to – I can see a girl. They've been dating for a couple years now or something. You can make a lot of excuses for her, but you didn't invite her.

No, no, I think I'm correct because I don't think you give off energy that goes, I bet Dusty wants to come to this. We'll see. Yeah. His girlfriend did not invite me. Lucy did. Oh, so never mind. But Lucy.

I know Lucy pretty well too. Well, I think she sees you enough. Yeah, pretty well. But I appreciate the invite though, guys. I'm happy to be there. You want to go? I hope the party goes well. I hope John has a good time.

You should. We're roasting, so you should. You know what would be great? Yeah. If you come, and then I'll bring you on stage, and then you just trash him for not inviting. I just roast his girlfriend. Just for not inviting. For not inviting.

Yeah. I would go up and bring you up as just literally, please welcome Dusty Slate. And it's just, let me tell you, because you didn't get invited. It would be very funny. It would be. Glass breaks, stone cold music, Dusty walks out. But then I'd leave because they didn't invite you. So then I would leave pretty quickly.

Oh, yeah. I'd get right out of there. Yeah. Who wants to stay at a party they're not invited to? Not me. I don't know. Just to clarify, it's Monday. It's already passed

when this podcast is out. It's already happened. Yes, it's already happened. So we'll see how it goes. See how it feels. I don't think she knew to invite,

like, you know, I guess. Well, you're not a roast guy anyway. Yeah, but you weren't. I'm not a roast guy. I sincerely doubt you were genuinely overlooked. This is like,

this was kind of thrown together. It was a mistake. It was a genuine oversight. I didn't know. I thought everybody was invited. But, you know. I was kind of thrown together. It was a mistake. It was a genuine oversight. I didn't know. I thought everybody was invited. It's okay. I knew about it, though. This is not a surprise.

I like bringing it up, though. Yeah. Oh, you knew about it? I knew about the party, but I also knew that I wasn't invited. How did you know about it? I don't know. I think Brian. We were shooting that video together when I got the text.

Yeah. We did a hot chicken video together. Oh, but did you say, I'm with Dusty? I'll tell him? No, because I didn't want to get ostracized. Oh, that's on you a little bit, dude. Yeah. Maybe they thought you were going to say.

They go, oh, Brian's filming something with Dusty. Let's save a little bit of time. Just text Brian about it. Obviously, he'll tell Dusty. That's never the way to handle it. Oh, but that's, I mean, I think you should have. Secondhand invite. It's a little bit on you, dude.

Imagine a wedding invite. You're like, oh like oh no i didn't invite you to the wedding because i i was texting with another wedding invites a little more formal than this this is a wow i got a letter for this thing they mailed me a letter but it wasn't just a i don't know if I got invited. I don't, uh, they told Laura. Yeah. So I didn't,

I'll check with my wife. Maybe they told Hannah. You don't know my wife. Yeah. Yeah. I'll find out. I thought you were in the cab. Pretty much.

Everyone's invited. Yeah. Dude, it's your fault. This is happening. I don't know what you're talking about. What? How is it my fault?

You should have told him. You should have told him. I did tell him. To be fair though, it is your wife sending the about. How is it my fault? You should have told him. You should have told him. I did tell him. To be fair, though, it is your wife sending the invite. Don't drag my family into this, okay? Yeah. I got a text from Lucy saying, if you want to roast John Chris, and I told Dusty,

I just got a text from Lucy. And I thought in that moment, well, I'll get invited soon enough. She sent a message saying, do you guys want to roast John Chris? And Brian goes, oh, she just invited me. Yeah. That's crazy, dude. dude yeah it should be a shame yeah she might have just texted you to say you tell the guys that's true actually i really i was supposed to tell you and aaron yeah and you did it why did you not tell us well i'm sorry you guys are invited how'd you guys find out i uh i forgot and then it was but i think they laura or abigail or something How'd you guys find out? I forgot. And then it was, but I think they, Laura or Abigail.

Okay. Mm-hmm. All right. All right. We'll have John on soon, though. At least I got Sandy Kelps in my corner. You do. Great name.

Cody Wildman. Cody Wildman. Cody Wildman. Yeah, it's Wildman. Cody Wildman. What a fun name., it's Wildman. Cody Wildman. What a fun name. I used to be a bodyguard for Rory Allen, an Elvis impersonator in Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan.

Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan. How do you say it? Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan. and we performed a few shows in Gravelburg. You may ask, does an Elvis in person need a bodyguard? It depends on how much the ladies in the audience drink. Anyway, your mention of Gravelburg brought back a lot of good memories. Thank you. Wow.

Wow. That's crazy that someone has done a show of Gravelberg brought back a lot of good memories. Thank you. Wow. Wow. That's crazy that someone has done a show in Gravelberg. Is that in the song? Did we mention that? Yeah, it was one of them. I put that in for you, Dusty, to help you with your case. Do you think Rory Allen, though, wanted the – I guess he did want the bodyguard or else he wouldn't have hired him.

I bet it becomes – it's like he says, like, do they need a bodyguard? It depends if they drink. I mean, dude, women can be – like, if they bet it becomes, it's like he says, like, do they need to buy, it depends if they drink. I mean, dude, women can be, like, if they're going there and it's like,

you can probably get out of control real quick. And if you're really working, then, like, if this guy was really on the road, it would just be like, every city,

like, I can't. It was really convincing too. Yeah. It really looked like Elvis. Can we see what Roy Allen looks like? Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan. Yeah. They really look like Elvis. Can we see what Rory Allen looks like? Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan.

Yeah, I'll look him up. It's a good name. Saskatchewan. Oh, this is a famous Elvis in person. Oh, yeah. Rory Allen. Let's look at some photos.

He looks like kind of the young Elvis. He looks like young Elvis. Yeah. Yeah. No. No, that. Mm, no. No, I'm not seeing it. Well, maybe that's.

Now, I'm sure he's doing a great job, but. But he's not trying to be the young Elvis. He's trying to be. Well, this is the age I think of when I think of Elvis. You think there may ever be someone doing that to comedians? Could there ever be a cover? Impersonator? Yeah, like someone just goes, I just do all.

I do all George Carlin. Yeah. Yeah. You just memorize all George Carlin bits. It doesn't make sense for comedy. Yeah. You know? They'll just do AI generated stuff.

Aaron Rodriguez. Rodriguez. But is it spelled? Not like the typical uh curious to know what nate's take is on soda with breakfast years ago we sat down for breakfast with my wife's family extended family and her aunt's entire family ordered pepsi how does this fit into his into his all breakfast or all lunch cinnamon i ordered soda for breakfast if i had to soda for breakfast. If I had to pick. That's crazy.

If I had to pick where I would, if you didn't let me have soda, I would pick breakfast as the only, like, don't take it from me from breakfast. I love it that much. Wait, what is that? I'll drink Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi in the morning with my breakfast. But I'm saying if you were like, all right, you can only have soda for one of your meals. Oh, okay. I didn't say it right. But if you have it for one of your meals, I would say I would choose breakfast over the other meals.

That's a much better way to say it. Yeah. And if you couldn't have it for the other meals, what would you drink? I probably wouldn't drink. Sweet tea or something. Something where they would go well i guess just go ahead so you don't you don't want a coffee i i like i don't want it with food i don't like coffee with food uh if i like when i fast normally i won't eat so you're like uh like you'll have an omelet and a Pepsi? Yeah. I love it.

That's wild, man. That is wild. Omelet and Pepsi. I think that's wild, too. I'll have French toast pancakes for the Pepsi. Come on. Well, let's say- That's maybe my favorite thing I've ever had. Let's say in this first sentence, that's a capital B in breakfast.

How does that change it? Soda with Brian. That was a little change. Would I have soda with Brian? Yeah. What's your take on soda with Brian? Well, I love it because the whole Calgate started with me asking you if you could ever be difficult on the road. And when you share stories like everyone has to order what I say for breakfast, I look at the camera like Jim from The Office and kind of wink.

There you go. Well, you should let them know people can order. At least show that I'm not... I prefer. Yeah. But you might get made fun of if you don't.

But I'm not going to not let you order. Because you're drinking Dr. Pepper at 4 a.m. I will drink Dr. Pepper last night. What about a bourbon and Coke with Dr. Pepper? Well, last night's different than in the morning. I had a Dr. Pepper last night. What about a bourbon and Coke? Last night's different than in the morning. I've had morning and-

It's more about the morning. It just feels weird to drink a Diet Pepsi on an early flight. You'll get a Diet Pepsi on a flight. Yeah. That's crazy. I wouldn't even drink orange juice or anything like that. I mean, normally, if I fast, I don't. So when I fast, I won't drink any but if I fast, I don't. So I won't drink.

When I fast, I won't drink any of this. Do you drink water? Yeah. I've been pounding water a lot recently. I just keep my water so bad. But yeah, soda, I mean, breakfast, that's almost where I would, you know, I love it. But you know what?

Me and Laura went and ate the other day after we laid after church and uh they had brunch into north italia and they had brunch and she got breakfast and i did not so i will say that was that an issue the whole meal or just but in theory that's what brunch is yes but it was i had like this pizza that was like kind of they had a breakfast pizza and then the pizza i had was it wasn't a break it was like hot honey oh yeah pizza or something that's great yeah and so it was uh it was like not it felt that crazy to me but i I mean, I will agree that I was, I immediately already lied and messed. But maybe I'll, I'll let Laura do it. But other comedians I expect better of.

Right. Yeah. And then, but so it happened this week, I already gave up. I was like, I'm already giving up on, you know. But she's someone that can't skip. Like Laura, I could wake up and eat a hamburger. I could just move straight through. Laura has to, in her head, has to eat breakfast.

Like has to have some form of breakfast. I mean, it could be a bite of a muffin and then can move on. When I opened for John Crist in Mississippi, we woke up late on the bus. We went to a Red Lobster at like noon. And John woke move on. When I opened for John Crist in Mississippi, we woke up late on the bus. We went to a Red Lobster at like noon. And John woke up late. He had to stop at McDonald's and get breakfast before he came to Red Lobster. Yeah. And eat.

Because he's like, I have to start with breakfast. Yeah. I can't jump into the day with lunch food. Oh, yeah. I thought that was wild. Yeah. I can jump in pretty. I can get there quick. I had a burger for breakfast on Sunday. Oh, man. I can get right into it, too. wild. Yeah. I can jump in pretty – I can get there quick.

I had a burger for breakfast on Sunday. Oh, man. I can get right into it too. Yeah. What'd you have with it? What'd you drink with it? I had water, just water. See, I don't know if I can drink.

That's my theory with me eating. I think if I only drank water, I would probably eat a lot better because I don't, a hamburger doesn't seem good to me with water. The reason I'm there is for the Diet Coke. Ah, see, I associate. I associate. Water's great. I associate Diet Coke with, I wouldn't want a pizza without a Diet Coke. I wouldn't want, if I had to drink water with it, like that, that is disgusting to me.

I think that you, you know, you just go for eating the food. I think that even drinking while eating can affect your digestion. Because you're supposed to, your saliva is supposed to, it's all part of the breaking down process of the food.

Do you have any foods that you would rather drink sweet tea over a soda? Like Thanksgiving type stuff. What about like a pie? I don't really like a pie. You don't like a pie? Like an apple pie and a sweet tea?

I like pecan pie. Oh, I like pecan pie too. But I don't like apple. I don't like pie. I'm not a big pie guy. I love a pie. Yeah. I mean, I would eat cake and ice cream and have a soda with it. don't like apple i don't like pie i'm not a big pie guy i love a pie yeah i eat i mean i would

eat cake and ice cream and have a soda with it because i'm i mean i'm similar if it's pizza or burger i gotta have a soft drink over water right or ideally but if it's like cracker barrel southern cooking then i'd rather have a sweet tea it just seems like it yeah i mean i can see that it feels like it goes with it too yeah but yeah but i you know it depends on yeah all right cole wogaman we got some last names today man uh it's wogaman wogaman wogo man should be wogo man it should be wogo whole wogo man and you're like what do you do? With the last name like Wogo Man, you'd go, well, what do you do? Because that sounds like a guy that does something.

You know, you don't meet a Cole Wogo Man. And you're like, what do you put on a show? I think you can see his show. What do you think he does? I don't even know. But I think if you ask Cole Wogo Man to get on stage, he'd put on a pretty good show. He's going to have a yo-yo. He's going to have a yo- have a yo he's gonna have a little bit of everything he's top five in the world yeah yeah i remember going to one of aaron's first ever comedy shows at the club at notre dame

to show my support oh you know this guy yeah this is my buddy from college that's why i knew his does he does he put on a show no yeah i believe his opening joke was, to me, a bag of trail mix is just a bag of M&Ms with obstacles. I remember that joke. I think, right? Did you have that joke? Yeah, he kind of butchered the wording of it. But yeah, yeah, that's the idea. It's funny.

I think a bag of trail mix is just a bag of M&Ms with a bunch of obstacles in it. That's good. A bunch of other stuff in the way is how I would say it. That was a hot joke. That was a good joke, yeah. I thought obstacles was what made it. I was thinking that I was with you on this show. But that would, this one, because we did the, what was that thing we did in Notre Dame?

I think you've just been closing on the drop. Opened my material for quite a while now. Yeah, yeah. The drop. Tell the plant job, now I got to do this trail mix. I've had this, everybody at the Grove is like, he opened and closed with that trail mix stuff. You really outed me, Cole.

I'm glad your friends can talk to you through the podcast. Maybe just text that next time, World Go Man. He's been listening from day one. Cole's a good buddy. Cole's a good guy. I'm joking. To you and to the podcast. That's right.

Yes. So much so that you're like, What does he do? Wogo Man. Whoa. What does he do? He works in D.C. He works in politics.

Ooh. Wogo Man. Yeah. Senator Wogo. If he was Wogo, but if he was pronounced Wogo Man, I think his life would be different I think so too

yeah we wouldn't be friends no y'all would be you'd just meet him doing comedy you met him on this circuit and not the college circuit right

Mallory Lockhart if someone recognizes you in public are you okay with them asking you for a photo or an autograph are there times you'd rather not be approached

love you guys I think this's for Brian. I'll take this one. I was waiting to make the same joke. Dusty, did you want to say it as well? Yeah, you're all thinking it. I would bet in a neutral site, Dusty gets recognized

more than Nate, just because you have a distinctive look. I got a lot going on. I'm a real logo man. I'm saying at the airport for instance, you can spot Dusty from a distance. It's a flag walking around.

What's the old Chris Rock joke? You're famous from 10 feet away. Dusty's famous from a mile. Yeah, you spot him. You hear him first. That's a woman or that's Dusty Slick. You spot him. Oh yeah. First. All right. That's a,

that's dusty. That is what happens to me. People say, if I'm not, if I don't look like this, they'll go, they'll go, I heard you talk.

And then I was like, Oh, I know that guy. Yeah. I've had that happen. Yeah. Where people know your voice. Uh, I always say I would,

I'll do it. I love taking picture. Yeah. Me too. I find the autograph is weird because I just think that it's like me signing my name is worthless, but it doesn't bother me to do it. You got a good looking signature though. Yeah. I mean, I'm okay, but I just, I don't know.

It seems like as a person that used to get people's autographs, it feels weird to be the guy doing it i'm like oh who am i to be doing this right right but you know i don't mind doing i've had to sign a lot more pictures like guys waiting outside the bus or something where they're doing that i did have some guys do that recently and i was like they had a stack i was like i'll do two of these i was like that's too much i don't know what you're doing here it just seems too weird i said yes it's it's so funny that you already your first time ever like you're always like first time it happened to me i was like blown i would have signed anything and everything but if it were a hundred you'd be like i'm not doing they just seem like shady dudes i've had i know but i've had recently we had them and they had a bunch.

And then they did it where someone went and got them and said he'll do three of these. He's not doing all of them. But I'm saying it happens a lot. I was like when it first happens, you're like, this is crazy. Of course. I couldn't believe it. So I'm saying I would have signed it. I think it's very funny.

The first time it happened to you, you've already told them no. Yeah. I said, I'll do a couple of these, but I don't know what, it just weirds me out. Yeah. You're waiting at the show. You got a stack of them in some FedEx envelope. Right. And it's like, why do you want me to sign all of these?

Because if you have a, either you're, I don't know, trying to sell them. I've signed a bunch of them. Or you got some weird shrine going on. Either way, I'm not trying to do. Well, I think they do try to sell them or you're you got some weird shrine going on either way I'm not trying to do well I think they do try to sell them and I'm not

it's or they put them on eBay or they do whatever but yeah I always offer it's like at least come to the show

yeah you suggest it yeah I say I want to do a picture yeah and I always take them off guard like oh okay

I hate to say no I asked today I ran into the store and I want to do a picture and I always take them off guard like oh okay I hate to say no today I ran into this store and I had to go to Apple and a lady I was like you want to take a picture I say it a lot I just feel like I'm trying to guess like I can tell that I think they want to but they're trying to be polite

and then so I'm just like but then that's a risky move because sometimes they're like, oh, I don't. Okay. And then you're like, well, I don't have to take a picture. You're like, you don't take a picture with my phone. Yeah. You're a big enough act where even most people don't like how they look in photos, but you're big enough where it's worth it to them.

Even if they don't feel like they look good to post it. I'm the type where the majority of people take pictures of me. I never see it because they're like, ah, that's not worth it. I'm the type where the majority of people take pictures of me. I never see it because they're like, ah, that ain't not, that's not worth it. Because you don't look good in it. They're like,

I look great. If we could crop him out. That would be, can you imagine if you, somebody, you see a picture that someone's using

and it's from you after a show but you're cut out. A little bit of Brian's head. Just see my arm. It just says, we had a great time at the comedy show. I got that Gerald Ford right out of there. It's like the girl that I've told that story, but I was at your show.

Yeah. I was on it, and I remember her, and she didn't remember me. Yeah, that's so funny. I mean, that's so good. Yeah. Hey, we had the show last. Yeah, were you? Yeah.

That's when you're like, yeah, I was sitting next to you. You don't go, I was on it. I did 20 minutes. But Brian will do that. He'll tell them, yeah, I was on it. I did 20 minutes. But Brian will do that. He'll tell them, yeah, I was on the show. He says it like he, you will just say it to him exactly. Well, I did. They're like, were you?

You're like, nah. He isn't like a Nate fan. Jay Thed. Jay Thed, right? Thede? Thede, maybe. Dusty Preach. Maybe Jathede. J-Fed, right? Feed? Feed, maybe. Dusty. Maybe J-Feed.

J-Feed. Dusty previously said people should wake to the sunlight to preserve circadian. Circadian. Circadian. Circadian. I thought those are only come every four years. That's a cicada joke. They're keeping the rhythm out there.

They do keep a good rhythm. Yeah, they do. Yeah, we don't mind them. Dusty, do they come every four years or something? There's like one that comes every seven and one that comes every 21 or something. I think there's one that comes every like 13. Yeah. Where do they go? And every,

underground. And they just live, so they're living. I think this is the year for one of them. Yeah, they're like grubs, right?

And then they become those little skeletons on the tree. They emerge from the skeleton on the tree. So what are they doing on the ground? Just hanging out,

waiting. Yeah. One summer job I had, I had to sweep all these cicada carcasses off the top of a building. It was so many, dude. Yeah. Millions of them. Yeah. Just dead cicadas.

You swept them off, huh? I used to collect them. You swept them into a pile. This is too much for a collection. Yeah. Too much. Did you do like an estimate, like a section and count them? Or how'd you come up with that number? Yeah. Yeah. Too much. Did you do like an estimate, like a section and count them? Or how'd you come up with that number?

Yeah. Yeah. I did some sampling. Yeah. Dusty previously said people should wake to the sunlight to preserve circadian rhythm. In this episode, he says he is fine with people in Knoxville having nine o'clock sunrise in a permanent daylight savings time. Adding, if they don't like it, they can just move. Yeah.

Well, I think people often misinterpret what I'm saying. I'm saying in an ideal world, we would wake up when the sun comes up, irregardless, I know that's not a word, but regardless of the time, we would wake up when the sun comes up and then we would go to sleep when it goes down. Maybe we're up for a couple hours with some candles or whatever. But I'm not saying, but I just think it's better to have the daylight longer in the day than in the morning. You can wake up, have yourself a Coke, wait for the sun to come up and then go to work. For wherever you're living at that time.

Yeah. But then you get sun later in the day. Come on, J-Fed. Well, you've already replied to him on YouTube. That's a funny comment. I'm going to go ahead and post it anyway. Yeah. It's hard to find comments that Dusty has already told him what he thinks.

I try to not do it every week, but sometimes I'll be like this Wednesday, I was at the airport when the podcast came out. So I'm just hanging out and I'm like, oh, podcast is out. Let's see what people are saying. And then I'm like, oh, here we go. What'll happen? In the trenches, dude. He's not even on his phone. He's got his computer out.

Ah, here we go. He's at like a gamer desk. Yeah. Like where they have the seat and the headphones and he's just like, hey, I didn't mean that. We can move if you want to move. Yeah. Move. You know what I mean?

It's five o'clock somewhere. What do I got? I ain't going to sign no autographs. People just coming up. What are you trying to do with that? Aaron West. My wife and I got married in 1997 before digital cameras for some reason my wife always blinks during photos so when the giant frame wedding photo arrived we noticed that they

painted in her left eye because she blinked to this day it hangs in her parents house wow is there a picture of it or no no i guess we'll just have to imagine it. I looked up. It's still the Elvis impersonator on my computer. So she only blinked one eye, huh? That's a wink. Well, I'm sure it just probably made one get started. I wonder if they do the exact same time or if one's, you got one eye. It's a little quicker than the other.

You had one recently. They had to fix one eye, right? Well, they messed it up. It's on the cover of a magazine. Oh, they they messed it up i thought they just caught you in mid blink caught you in a weird time no no no the picture was approved but then they did something because they have to for the magazine it's just it's a touring magazine so it's not like you go buy it. Men's health or something. And so they had to move it around. So then my right eye is kind of like half shut. They wanted your head in front of the words.

Yes. So they cut out your head and then they didn't align it with the book. Yeah. It's a little off. It's a little off. Troy Meeker. I would love to read a book by nate dusty or even aaron have you ever guys thought about that yeah your book would be no ghost writer just i didn't even get mentioned oh yeah what'd you

yeah that's true. At least you got an even in there. What would you write a book about? Your memoir? Yeah. Your memoir. First 100 pages before you start comedy. Yeah.

The Audacity of Despair. Brian Bates memoir. What is that? Remember Obama's book? I thought it was funny. It's funny in my head. I just didn't know it. I didn't know it. Brian Bates what is that remember Obama's book I was that was funny in my head I just didn't know it I didn't know it

I don't know yeah no let's say Troy's right what would you guys be about I don't I would write a story

novel I used to write novels when I was a kid oh of course I think you told us this did your mom keep them? Yeah, my mom's kept a couple of them.

She has them somewhere. I got to find them. Can we read them? Bring them in. I'll bring them in. Yeah. Is it in a book? Yeah, it's in a binder.

So we can read it? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. Maybe do the book club with your book. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be good.

Yeah, that'd be fun. I like that. All right. Nick Ventura. Ventura. Ace Ventura. Yeah. I completely and totally agree with Dusty on the TSA topic.

This is a big pro-Dusty day. These people are out there. Yeah, we found them. It is absolutely ridiculous, all the measures we have to go through to get on a plane. We are not the criminals. They are. No, he didn't say that.

Oh, okay. Sorry, I wasn't reading it long. Yeah, you did. We are not the criminals. They are. Yeah, you got it, buddy. You got it, Nick. Metal detector is fine, but everything else is stupid.

I want to hang out and have a convo with Dusty so badly. Every Wednesday is a blast with you guys. Keep up the great work. Thanks, Nick. You and Nick could become friends. Yeah, let's get together, me and you and Sandy Kelps. Yeah. Yeah, I would disagree with you and Nick, but. You want the most security.

Well, I just feel like we've, you know, I mean, 9-11's been over 20 years, so now everybody's kind of, you know, forgetting about it. And so. You never forget. No. And then the shoe bomber guy happened right after that. So that's when we had to start taking. Yeah, but how would they stop that stuff if they didn't have security? Like no metal detector.

Well, I think a metal detector, you know, you make sure people, you know, go through something. You don't have guns. You don't have knives,

but the rest of the stuff there. I have no guns though. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm fine with a metal detector, but it's like,

yeah, I mean like no water, you can't bring your water in here. And it's like, and, and I got honey taken from me one time and it's just i couldn't take my thing of yogurt through the other day it's like come on guys toothpaste where they yeah you're like that's a big tube and then like if you you know it's like you know you have to go through if you do pre-check you don't have

to do the x-ray machine right but if you if you get uh randomly selected you do have to go into the x-ray machine and if you have a problem with with doing the x-ray machine, right? But if you get randomly selected, you do have to go into the x-ray machine. And if you have a problem with doing the x-ray machine, like maybe you don't want your body shot up with radiation, you go, oh, I'd just like to opt out and do a pat down. Then they really come at you hard, like you're like some kind of criminal. And it's like, well, what I did was I just bought a ticket and that ticket is funding you to have this job. I'm the customer here and you're over here patting me down like I'm some sort of criminal. I got no record. I got no, you know, there's never been an incident with me in an airport.

And it's like- You think they have the access to look up your record? I bet they do. I thought you did have a record. I'm a person at TSA. I bet they do. Hold on a second. It's good.

No record. I bet some, I mean, you know, they do. Hold on a second. It's good. No record. I bet some, I mean, you know, they scan your ID. So all that stuff comes up. Yeah. I know I got arrested when I was younger, but I got youthful offender. And so that's been wiped from my. Expunged. And it wasn't a violent offense.

Sure. It wasn't, you know, I wasn't sneaking weapons into a government facility. You're clear, right? Yes. To get that, you do a background check. You're clear, right? Yes. To get that, they do a background check. Well, TSA pre, also you do. I'm sure they do a pretty extensive. I mean, I think they do more of a background check for TSA

than they do for clear. The Hartford Airport, by the way, what a mess. It was the TSA, the clear, the lines were so long it was unbelievable they're like it's spring break i'm like is hartford the spring break destination point i mean is that's what's going on around there uh you know la has a non-stop to hartford i think oh yeah i'm pretty sure it's hartford it's very weird because i've taken it once and it's a flight that you're like i don't know why this flight would be. I think there's a lot of money in Connecticut, so I'm sure that's why.

But it was like a Thursday, nonstop, L.A. to Hartford. And I was like, and I had to be there the next day. And I was in L.A. I was like, this is the craziest thing. Yeah. It's like this flight was there for me. Eric Hedge. Hedge.

Eric Hedge or Hedge. Hedge. Eric Hedge or Hedge. You would think the two guys that graduated college would have a good enough grasp of physics to realize that when a space shuttle leaves the atmosphere, it creates a suction behind it.

It seems certain that at least some amount of water vapor follows it into outer space. I did do a quick Google search, and it does say microscopic amounts of water go out into the stratosphere, which is pretty far from the Earth. I like that he thinks a college graduate is going to know some physics.

I had a communications major. I had a communications major. Or also that it's obvious based on our level of physics knowledge. Like it follows logically that obviously, well, obviously. Well, it does seem to reply to this guy. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's not what you were saying. You also haven't used a space shuttle in like 20 years.

So get some updated. I was just proposing that, you know, again, that if, you know, water does go up into the clouds, that there's a possibility that it could continue to go past. That's all. People got wild in the comments around this guy. But. Oh, they were. Not attacking. But there was something else about me denying science or whatever. But it's.

Oh, OK. People, you know, science is asking questions. I mean. That's right. That's what it's all about. You know what I can get my head around is March Madness is starting this week. The odds, how many different, I don't even know how to say it, brackets there can be. It's some astronomical number.

And I get it would be a huge number, but it's so high. I can't even understand how it's some astronomical number and i get it would be a huge number but it's so high i can't even understand how it's so many well it's like as any game could be you have to go so this team beats this team and then every other team wins every other time and then that's just that now do it again and it's that team beats that. And now you have to do it both ways. Yeah. And then it's like where they could end up being. It's just. But if you're.

I understand. But if you said guess how many could be. I'd say 50,000. Wow. I don't know. You think you'd say a lot. I don't know if I would even give you. I would say I don't even know what number to tell you.

How many different ways there could be. Is there a million ways or something? No. No. Way more than way more than that trillion it's like an unfathomably large number yeah yeah no well the guy i tell you man somebody's search engine stink i go back to google real quick i'll figure it out nate search engine oh Oh, because, oh, is that like, so DuckDuckGo or your Brave or whatever, they're not as good? No, the Brave, yeah, is that DuckDuckGo that Brave uses automatically? Yeah. Yeah, Google just, Google's the GOAT. 9.2 quintillion possible outcomes.

Okay, that got close. So, yeah, pretty big. outcomes okay that got close so yeah pretty big uh there's a bracket right for like teams that are like so bad what do they call that there's like a bracket that of teams that there's like a tournament for well there's another tournament the nit and that's like yeah that's like teams i remember just reading some story and the coach of an NIT last year was like, he was having a baby and they were like, oh, he had to be, he had to be coaching this game. And I was like, oh, this must be a big deal. And they were like, oh no, it's like the teams that are not good. I'm like,

you're missing the birth of your baby for this, this tournament where like. His job might be on the line though. You know, you never know. He won the NIT. Did he win did? Yeah. 93 or something? It was maybe even earlier than that. What's the NIT stand for? Non-invitational tournament.

Yeah. I don't think that's it, but that's the joke. I think it's national. Not invited tournament. Not invited tournament. It's unbelievable that they use exactly that. Like the person that goes, that's a good national invitation tournament. Don't make the people feel...

And they're always like, what is that, the non-invited tournament? They're like, dang, gum it. All right. The NLT is fun. At one point... It depends on what baby this was. Two, what if it was baby three, four.

Yeah, exactly. Who cares at that point? It's like your wife running up to the grocery store, just grab something real fast, come back with another human being. Mm-hmm. I forget. And he dead at the time. It's like your wife running up to the grocery store, just grab something real fast, come back with another human being. I forgot you were. Adam Diaz.

Diaz. Dusty is correct. The tie looks the best slightly above the belt, but I lived in trailer park too, so that may be a poor man's look. There you go. I think it's, I could see it above the belt is what you put on when like the water people come by to make sure, ask for your bill. They go, you haven't paid your bill this month and your dad puts a clip on tie on that. I think a clip on tie probably does go above the belt. I'd like to see some pictures of you guys in suits. I bet every picture of you guys in suits with a tie, it's slightly above the belt.

I have one at your wedding of us together. You do? We had a vest. You feel good about your tie length? Yeah, I don't remember, but I'll say yes. Where do you wear it on this diagram right here? I think, Dusty, you're advocating for the one on the very left. Yeah, the very left.

I think that looks a little... I would advocate for in between the first two on the left. Like a very left i think that looks a little i would advocate for in between like a steak and shake shift manager look i would tell him i would rather the one on the left than the one on the far right the one on the far right's egregious yeah yeah really bad maybe the second to the left is okay you know i'm okay with that but i still like the one on the far left but maybe yeah i mean i don't claim to be a tie expert i mean just like this guy right i don't know right i mean i know you know how much water is leaving the earth but i don't know tie properly i always always thought the tip of the tie is supposed to touch the very top of the belt no that's a good rule of thumb this diagram is saying that that would

be perfectly acceptable is it yeah i but there's there's Yeah. I think there's one in between the first and the second one. See, that's what I'm saying too. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And they're kind of skipping. Like this is, you know. A lot of these diagrams also assume a perfectly flat stomach too. So there's a lot of other variables.

Yeah, it's true. You're like, that's how it looks long. You're like, it's got a little ways to go. You don't know. It's taking the, it's how it looks long. You're like, it's got a little ways to go. You don't know. It's taking the, it's on a, it's on a different trail. It's not on the. Let me ask you all this though. What's so bad about a clip on tie?

Uh, I don't know. I just think it's like put the work in and these are probably nicer. I don't think they sell nice clip on time. It's probably the same reason the browser thing like is good and bad like it's just like it is it's not gonna be as good as i i never knew that about the browser thing i didn't know that that could work like that it might be it might be fine for but for how we're using it on this podcast it's like i it always disappoints me it never gets what i want it's because there's no filtration that's probably

probably like i like i always think that like you're you want you guys are still talking about ties i was like what do you mean no but i mean i never thought about that with the the the search engine because it's like google the positives is so many people are searching that when you type something it's like going like you're I know what you're basically looking for. Sure. And then DuckDuckGoBrave is like, we're not saving nothing. And you're just, it's like the first, it's like you're like the first man to walk into the internet. Yeah.

And you go, hello, how long should I hang a tie? And they're like, well, here's a noose. And you're like, what? You go, where are we going, buddy? Yeah. And he's like, well, here's a noose. And you're like, I don't know. You go, where are we going, buddy? Yeah. And he's like, I have no structure. I have no structure in my life. Just like a man you meet out in an alley.

And he's selling everything. And you're like, why don't I? But he sells everything but nothing you want. Yeah. Yeah. Write that down. Put that in my book. It'll be a whole chapter on ties when standing in your natural posture the tip of the tie should end in the middle of the belt you know i'll be fair i'll

be honest looking at this diagram that we're looking at right now the too short one is the one i've been advocating for but it does look bad right there. I'm going to, I'm going to go ahead and say that. I think the one above it though, is how the guy's tie looked that we were looking at last week. Right. Right. So that's what I'm saying. It's too long.

This, that, that does seem too short. So, you know, I might've been advocating for that, but looking at it. Yeah. It's like backpedaling. But I think the guy was this and he was the too long. All right. I agree. Last one. There you one. All right. I agree. Last one.

There you go. Mike Terry. That's called growth. Yeah. Mike Terry. Nate said that Fallon hadn't done stand-up in a while, but he does a nightly monologue on The Tonight Show. Is there a difference in your mind between doing a monologue

and doing a stand-up routine? A little different it's he's he is telling jokes every night uh to a live audience so yeah that is the rhythm of all that he would be it makes complete sense i didn't and you know what honestly i didn't really think of it like that but it but i think stand-up is different because it's you know uh the monologue you're it's like topical it's like people are right you're right you're reading you're saying other people's jokes and stand-up is more you're saying your own jokes uh but yeah i don't know i mean i think it's i don't know if it's there's just a different rhythm to it i don't know. I mean, I think it's, I don't know if it's, there's just a different rhythm to it. I don't know.

But yeah, no, it makes Mike's correct. It doesn't make sense why he would be able to pick it up because he is telling jokes every night. I never thought of that. You think that's Mike Terry that works at the Grand Ole Opry? Does the Sirius XM country radio? I don't see why not. Mike Terry? Could be.

I like Mike Terry. I'm a big fan of him. There you go. Never met him. You never met him? He'll announce you out to the Opry sometimes. Oh, I don't think I've had a show with him. Oh, okay.

I like Mike Terry. You know Mike? I do. You've asked that three times. That's not the same guy. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well. Okay.

Well, I feel bad for saying that, but when you asked it the second time, I was like, Dusty, you've asked that before. Oh, he's had multiple comments read on this podcast. At least three. Can we be sure that it's the same Mike Terry? That's a fair point. That is a fair point. Right.

Pretty sure this guy lives in Utah. Okay. You know a lot more about him. Yeah. Really pretty. Yeah. Pretty sure this guy lives at 302 Eagle Crest Lane Mike Terry might need to be like I need to lay off these comments

A little baits A little too close to home Just pull back a little bit Let people know Well I think this guy You know Wogo baits out here Cold wogo

Mike you got any comments this week? Nah I'm good Might be pumping them out buddy i need them uh well this week uh a lot of people this past week in this coming week spring break headed to florida yeah all right good time to talk about florida i think maybe we've never talked about florida not as his own episode were we saving it for somebody? Maybe. Do you have a famous comedian friend that's from Florida

that you know of? I mean, there's always guys I think about if they ever came on. Like, I saved Colorado for a long time

in case Dan Soder ever came. Vickie Young lived in Florida for a while. Florida's great. That's a reach. I love Florida.

Yeah, it is a reach. Vickie Young's lived a few places Yeah Pennsylvania Ohio But

Do you consider Florida the south Yeah for sure Once you get real southern In Florida It's a bit of a different beast down there Yeah But like upper

Northern Florida Central Florida Very southern I think very Southern. I don't know if people think, do they think, I'm going to Florida, I'm going to the South? That's the thing. I think of the SEC. Florida is in the SEC.

Yeah. I think Northern Florida is kind of like Alabama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then Southern Florida, I think of old retirees from New York. That's right. I think of Pitbull. But that's all coastalbull Yeah All coastal stuff And then on the tip

Yeah pitbull Big you know Cuban vibe down there I love it I'm a big fan I came in here Wearing the shirt Remember that

I should have Wore that shirt today Oh that's That's funny Yeah Yeah I could see that Yeah

It is It's own thing It's kind of They're saying Southern In the middle Cows and oranges for the people listening. And the bottom part's Northern.

I could. Yeah. Yeah. Because parts of the panhandle are like, man, that's about as Southern as it gets. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I'm just saying in general, when someone, you walk by some briefly and you were like, do you think Florida's in the South? I don't know.

Walked by some briefly and you were like, do you think Florida's in the South? I don't know. You know, it's not like if you go Georgia, Tennessee or Alabama. Those people just really think the South. Florida's such a tropical place that, you know, but it's very, very southern. The northern part of it is. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And the further south you go the more northern yeah it's like if you're driving to the beach and you like you go through a lot of these small towns you're like oh this is very southern oh yeah you know but once you get to you know uh Vero beach or uh you know I've been to a lot of these kind of retirement communities doing comedy there's a lot of comedy zones out there and I can't even think of them right now but uh where it's like yeah there's a different vibe here and miami definitely doesn't feel like uh uh the you know alabama i got i did a weekend at coco beach florida oh yeah gregory's comedy club i've been there years ago i was opening for

somebody there and i drove all the way there. It's like a stupid drive, 13 hours or whatever. And I was driving back, and I got in a wreck. It was my fault. I got in an accident on the interstate. I slammed into this minivan with a family in it. Because you were watching Law & Order. No.

West Wing. West Wing. Yeah. Because, yeah, did you have to put your entertainment system to the ground? No, this is, I was driving a two-seater Toyota Tacoma. The radio didn't work. The only way I could listen to stuff was I had to play stuff on my phone and I would put it in, like, my hoodie. I mean, it was just miserable driving in that thing.

You didn't wear headphones? No. For some reason, I always felt like it was wrong to wear headphones. Well, you're literally hitting someone with the phone in your hood so i'm gonna think what's the difference you know look these are all great points in retrospect but at the time anyway it was it was like traffic had stopped quickly and i slammed in this minivan we pulled off and the truck was messed up so i had to stay in ocala i think the name of it right in

the middle of this cows and oranges there to stay there for like three days oh well but I took a picture of my truck that was all smashed up and I sent it to some comic friends of mine and they used it to get out of work for a long months maybe years sativa my Brad Sativa, he texted to his boss and was like, we got in a car accident. That picture helped a lot of people. Oh, really? Skip work. Yeah, the picture that smashed the truck.

Oh, like comics would just. Yeah, use it to lie to their job to get out of stuff. Oh, yeah. Wow. By proxy also hurt a lot of people, hurt a lot of those employers, hurt a lot of those customers trying to eat there. Well, come on. It's not a very fun spin on things.

I didn't come up with the idea, but it was used in that way. Yeah. Good for you. Thanks, guys. I'm just saying I'm familiar with this area. I mean, I was stranded there at some random hotel for two or three days. You know, I made that drive too. And at the time, I had an oil leak in my car

and I drained most of the oil out all the way down there. The whole underside of my car had oil all over it. So I've been there. Did you make it back? I did make it back just fine. And Gregory's, the hotel was right on the beach. Yeah, it was. The gig was not good at all. But the hotel, I was opening for a guy too. I was opening on the beach. Yeah, that's right. The gig was not good at all.

But the hotel, I was opening for a guy too. I was opening for a magician. And he was good. But it was like we had 10 people at the show. Wow. One night they were like. You got 10? Yeah.

One night they were like, because we're upstairs. And they were like, oh oh everybody that's got tickets of the show is eating in the restaurant so we're gonna hold the show until they're done so imagine what kind of power the audience has to know that the show is waiting on them yeah yeah i did a comedy zone i think fort walton beach right and they have a mechanical bull y'all done that one no this is the block i think it's called yeah i think so but you could just hear people while i'm on stage just over there whoa they get thrown off the bull yeah yeah you always gotta hate the room where it's like

you can hear the better entertainment choice there's multiple options there's like eight more fun things to do yeah yeah inside this building doing a show at a fair yeah yes exactly yeah oh yeah darts right there by that stage too yeah there's not really a stage right you're just kind of yeah you're just kind of in a room and just trying to get people to look at you i did that run with a guy my first real road gigs in in that show and he lost his cool, just screamed at the audience. First time I've seen a guy have a meltdown on stage,

started screaming at him, walked a ton of people. That's funny. He had just had it, dude. Yeah. Something about that, it just brought it out of him. He tapped out. I think when you're by the road a long time, you're going to hit. It's just same drunk, same thing. Yeah.

Nothing is even interesting to you anymore. You get heckled, and you're like, I've seen drunk, same thing. Yeah. Nothing is even interesting to you anymore. You get heckled and you're like, I've seen a thousand of you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those road comedy zone and funny business gigs.

Not that there's not some good ones. Cause there are, but I still want to work. But the comedy, the comedy zone and funny business has a lot of like bad gigs out there too, where it's, and they know it too. They might not say there, too. And they know it, too. They might not say it to you, but they know it.

And it's just wild how bad it is. Not in Florida, but Florida's such a great comedy state, man. There's so many good clubs there. Florida was the one place that I never... For a long time, I was like, I've not done any comedy in Florida. And now I've done a lot. So you've probably been everywhere there now. Yeah, but it was one that was... There wasn't not done any comedy in Florida. And now I've done a lot. You say you've probably been everywhere there now. Yeah.

But I mean, it was one that was, there wasn't a lot of comedy clubs there. They used to not have a ton there, I feel like. And then, because I wasn't in side splitters. But then eventually it's like I started getting in these. And then I think more of them started popping up. Those improvs. Yeah.

Side splitters is great. It really is so fun. I love that club. Florida is the third largest state for population. That kind of surprised me. Yeah, I would have guessed Ohio. That's interesting. So New York, California, Texas.

Yeah, I think I might have guessed New York. I didn't even think about New York State. Yeah. But when you think about it, Florida does have a lot of big cities. Yeah. I think I might have guessed New York. I didn't even think about New York State. Yeah. But when you think about it, Florida does have a lot of big cities. Yeah. Yeah. And now some people have moved there, I think. Mm-hmm.

I feel like it's a state, though, that people like to hate on. They love to hate on it, but Florida is banging. I mean, Florida is where it's at. I like Florida, too. I've always – yeah, I like Florida. I like the name. I like Florida. I like the name. I like Florida. Yeah, it's just a fun name.

Well, you grew up in Alabama too. It's like, that's where you always go. Like we would go to Gulf Shores, Alabama sometimes, but mainly it's Panama City Beach. I mean, that's where we're going. Destin. But Panama City Beach, I mean, that's, you know, that's the redneck Riviera down there. That's where it's at. And I don't know about now. I do have a couple of shows in Panama city coming up, so I hope it's still the same, but I used to love it. You go down there with your buddies, you get in the nicest car, any of you have, and you just ride the strip,

just up and down the strip, trying to get women to look at you in this car. You're like, this ain't mine, but I'm in it though. You know? That's right it's the best my my dad met his his fourth wife and current wife at a hotel called the fontaine blue and in panama city beach and uh i was there i was about 14 that's a that was great i mean i love panama i got a little toe fungus down there. I stomped my toe one time when I was 18. It broke the toenail off. A little fungus crept in. It's destroyed my toenail to this day. And that was, you know, 20 years ago. It's worse than a

tattoo. Yeah. I always got a little bit of Panama City Beach with me. I got my nipple pierced one time at Panama City Beach. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I was wild. I went down there once buddy in college. I mean, you just took a gosh. Yeah. I was wild. I went down there once, buddy, in college. I mean, you just took a turn. Yeah.

Listen, things could have gone a completely different way for me. It is amazing how it worked out. Do you think you now and you 20 years ago would hang out? Not at all. Man. I would hate 20-year-ago Dusty. I mean, he was fun. He was a good time.

Yeah, he had a good time I don't want nothing to do with that I went once in college with a buddy and the first day on the beach I didn't realize how burned I'm getting the other day I was so fried that the rest

of the weekend I just had to stay inside the hotel because I was just burned so badly. We were in like a $39 hotel that was just – A night's inn or something like that. It was just so bad. But the whole weekend, I couldn't even leave. I was just in pain.

Were you using sunscreen at all? No. Oh, my gosh. I didn't – I was too dumb to even do that. I'm like, nah, I'm going to get burned out here. I mean, I'm going to get, you know, tanned. It's a different. We were down in Florida recently.

I got really burned. We went kayaking, and I got really burned. I mean, the sun is on. Like, it is hot. Especially on the beach or the water. The water, it seems to, like, beach or the water the water it seems to like also reflect the sun yeah yeah yeah feel it in your bone and it's so bright out there i'm like i'm not getting anything i'm fine and then you go in at the end of the day you're like uh-oh this is a huge it

like sets in even after you get inside oh yeah i'm like it's worse it's a bunch of dudes you have to put yeah they're all slapping you vera yeah oh the guys will'm like, it's worse. It's a bunch of dudes. You had to put aloe vera. Yeah. Oh, the guys will come slap like it's funny. Yeah. Get out of the shower. You're trying to dry off. You got a pat dry.

Yeah. Yeah. You just see your finger, your handprint. Yeah. You just lay in bed and watch the local news. Which is what I want to do anyway. My buddy's like going out, bringing home girls. And I'm like, hang on. The weather's coming on. My buddy's going out bringing home girls.

And I'm like, hang on. The weather's coming on. I ever talk about getting hell's itch on here? No, I don't think so. Well, that's just what it's called. I don't know another term for it. It's called hell's itch. And it happens after a sunburn. I've had this, I think, three times in my life.

And I looked it up online and apparently this happens to people is you'll get burned and then the uh the chemical that causes an itch a histamine the histamines or whatever causes you to itch your the skin will heal over that trapping whatever makes you itch underneath the newly healed skin. And so you just have an itch that's under your skin for about a day. I mean, some of the worst days of my life is when I've had this on the ground, flailing around,

you lose. I mean, it's like a scene out of a movie. I'm on the ground crying. My family, you lose you i mean it's like a scene out of a movie i'm on the ground crying my family my family thinks i'm just crying because my my skin hurts you just can't get to it but you just can't get to it because it's literally underneath the skin so you just you just want you want people to just take like how old were you when i was multiple times yeah a couple times did they say do anything for it now or what i learned after and, and I did a bunch of research on it when I was going through it.

I'm like at a computer like crying trying to read about this. You take Benadryl. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You take an antihistamine and then you just go and take a scalding hot shower and just put it on your back, which feels counterintuitive. Burn yourself again. Well, you just want to, yeah. You want to just fry those nerve endings so that you don't itch,

but it feels counterintuitive. You want something cold when it, when it's itching and the sunburn, but it's a hot shower. Does it? And I don't wish that on anybody, dude. There's videos on YouTube of like families filming somebody and they're all

laughing. Cause it looks absurd. I feel like you just unlocked a new phobia yeah yeah yeah that's the worst part of it is nobody understanding what you're going through yeah i can't tell you the relief when i found that this is an actual thing that people have because my brothers and sisters were like aaron is overreacting a little bit to this almost like your body heals too fast that's right that's always been my problem yeah you got a quick healing body you got burned sister loved it after y'all made fun of her about her well this is yeah well this is a real condition

i have that's what i call it devil's itch anyway i got eaten up by a bunch of red bugs and uh i was like that but i was just an itch that would not stop. You ever been eaten up like that? What's a red bug? Like a chiggers also. You know, you got like in the woods in Tennessee. Yeah.

And they just eat you up, man. Just like a swarm of them or what? Well, you don't even know they're doing it. That guy got 44 subscribers. He uploaded it. got 44 subscribers. He uploaded it.

Yeah. A lot of videos. He's going to get a lot more now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do a deep dive. That's an interesting read. Doesn't seem to happen to a lot of women.

Yeah. Well, women are smart enough to wear sunscreen. Suicide itch. Suicide itch. Yeah. I guess there's a lot of, they're all pretty aggressive, but they're all appropriate. She seems happy though. Well, she's made through. She's made itch. Suicide itch. Yeah. I guess there's a lot of, they're all pretty aggressive,

but they're all appropriate. She seems happy though. Well, she's made through. She's made it through. She came out the other side. Do you love life more after that? Oh yeah.

And then I did it again. Forgot to wear sunscreen. But now I'm, now I think about it a lot. I never wear sunscreen, but we've talked about this. When I go to Florida, take my shirt off.

That's the first thing I do. I love Florida. Can't wait to go back. The sun is amazing. Yeah. It's unbelievable. It is the life giver. Do you ever put like suntan lotion on?

No. I used to do the tan a bit a lot when I was younger. What is that? Is that even a thing anymore? It is. Oh, to get tan. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't do it. I try to try to you know you can put a little coconut oil on but i i try to not you know i don't like to mess around

with putting a lot of stuff on my skin but it's the sun though can do some well you don't want to get burned i mean the idea being that you know your your skin burning is the signal that you've had too much sun so go inside you know but a lot of people believe that when you know, your, your skin burning is the signal that you've had too much sun. So go inside, you know, but a lot of people believe that when you put some block on what you're doing is you're just, you're still getting the sun, but you're just kind of killing the warning. Like you're still getting a lot of UV rays. You're just, the warning's gone. Yeah. Hmm. I think there's, there's pretty good evidence that it's, you know, like you're not getting burned and you're not getting sun poisoning. You're not getting burned, but you may still be getting the UV rays.

Oh, okay. Okay. Never thought about it like that. They say that about sunglasses too, right? Yeah, I think so. Too much, wearing too much sunglasses can, you know, yeah, it has some effect on you. Or if it's a cheap sunglass, it can hurt your eyes because it'll open your pupils, but it's still those bad rays are getting through. My wife has blue eyes and she always says it's very hard for her in the sun with blue eyes. I have brown to hazel eyes and I have no problems. I mean, I can, I'm good in the sun. Yeah, I don't wear, because it was like that i heard you should get sunlight in your

eyes when you wake up and stuff but i will i'll wear sunglasses but i'm aware of like putting them on like if i get up and go somewhere in the morning and it's bright i'll drive the car and i'm just like no sunglasses just i try to get it the most in but then oh in the car that's the only time i wear them. I got a big pair of Oakleys that I just look like such a clown. Oh, yeah. You know, you see me in those? No, no.

I just know the sunglasses. I mean, it's a tough look. I might have those sunglasses. Because there's some golf ones. They go all the way across. I look like I'm trying to be an outfielder. You look like you're blind. I look like I'm about to roll down my window and yell some stuff out of my car like the glasses that you could put over the glasses almost like yeah they're like yeah i have john augustine gave me

a pair because he's oh with oakley and they gave me some uh and i have that i wore them on golf they're just giant yeah i look like this i mean this this is what i think i look like that's pretty cool yeah it looks like that in the 90s i think they're even bigger well where the ones i have are bigger yeah there's the wraparound kind of oakley's in the 90s with the with the with the kind of oval o on it oh man that was you could not get a cooler glass than that those oakley's put some croquis on it too. Yeah. Put them on your neck back there.

But I'd wear those in the car. They're great driving glasses, but I look like such an idiot just walking around the store with them. Oh, yeah. Or, you know, even on my head, not wearing them. I just, I don't want to be, I don't want to be a guy that wears those, but God, they're great sunglasses. Polarized? Oh, sunglasses. Polarized? Oh, yeah. Polarized sunglasses are unbelievable.

Oh, yeah. The Gooder ones are all polarized. Yeah. And that's what, if you're listening, that's a brand. That's not Nate. I'm just saying the Gooder. Oh, okay. I bought the Gooder sunglasses.

Oh, actually, that is what I thought you, I thought it was just bad, bad vocabulary. Oh, yeah. You just let that slide. Yeah. Well, I think it was Vince Coleman, baseball player, who lost. Everybody knows Vince Coleman. Well, he's back in my day, the 80s. He was a great player, but he lost a fly ball to lose the game

because he didn't have his sunglasses on. And then later that night, he was seen in a nightclub wearing sunglasses. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. It was always just a... That's so funny. Could be one of those urban legend stories. It's not even true, but that was always the story about him. Yeah. Well, if you lose a fly ball to it, I guess you would just wear sunglasses all

the time after that. You're like, that'll never happen again. Yeah. There are two Wikipedia entries of Vince Coleman, the baseball player or the train after that. You're like, that'll never happen again. Yeah. There are two Wikipedia entries of Vince Coleman, the baseball player or the train dispatcher. But that guy died in the Halifax explosion. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Due to not having his sunglasses on, he wrecked the train. Today he is remembered as one of the, oh, he's a hero.

Okay. Okay. Sorry, Vince. I thought he was like. Oh, he's a hero. Okay. Okay. Sorry, Vince. I thought he was like... Oh, he was... Yeah, he sent a message to incoming passenger train. Really, Paul revered him out there.

The baseball player, he led the league in stolen bases every year for a while. And in the playoff game, somehow the automatic tarp that comes on the field got caught in his leg. His leg got caught in it

and he got injured. Oh, my gosh. Those weigh thousands of pounds i think and that was it like no he recovered eventually but he got injured somehow like just a freak accident before the game so again just a little vince coleman that's what we remember him for yeah dropping a pop fly and getting injured. Yeah. It's wild. So Florida was discovered by Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon. Yeah. Famous explorer. Some people think he was searching for the Fountain of Youth in Florida. Dusty, you believe in the Fountain of Youth? No.

Okay. But it is, what is it, outside of Jacksonville? St. Augustine. St. Augustine, yeah. Isn't that supposed to be where it is? St. Augustine is the oldest city in America. I don't know how they tell that. Isn't every city the same age, really?

Deep down, yeah, right? The land is the same age, yeah. Deep down, the bones of it. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good way of putting it. The land is the same age, I guess. Yeah.

But it was established, I guess, the earliest. 1565 it was founded by the Spanish. Do you know what Florida means? Do you like the name? No. You're like, let me. No. Ponce de Leon named it.

It means flower in Spanish. Oh in spanish a lot of flowers there all right because of the sum yeah i guess so it's the flattest state in the country oh more than kansas that's wild The lowest high point is 345 feet. The lowest high point? Mm-hmm. What does that mean? The highest point? Yeah, the highest point in Florida. Yeah, I don't know why I said the lowest high point.

Yeah. Oh, it has the lowest high point of anywhere in the country. Yes. I didn't say that right. 345 feet. Yeah. Wow. The lowest high point in the country is in Florida.

That's why I should have said that. Yeah. Oh, so flat like that. Like there's not a lot of points, but not like overall. I mean, I think. No hills. You got to think all around the shoreline. Obviously it's zero.

Right. Because it's sea level. The highest it gets is 345 feet anywhere in the state. That's crazy. That is crazy. That's like a little hill. Yeah. There's a guy who I think set a goal to reach the top of all 50 states,

their highest point in Florida. It's just, you know, somebody's yard. I saw a story. It's the guy's front. Oh really? And it was just someone's yard.

I mean, it was just something as simple as that. There's no marker. There's no obvious. They, some geographer found out what it was and he just wouldn't stood there wow that's fun that's probably wonder if that's like your most that's your favorite one that's why they did the story yeah because you know this guy's been all these great points and then this is just all right stand right there yeah yeah you go to alaska's and it's

crazy compared to florida's just yeah a farmland or something that's wild. They do have a lot of cows in Florida. A few weeks ago, we were like, didn't think that would be a cow place, but it's one of the most. When you say Florida, what's the celebrity you think of right away? I think every other state. The Rock.

That's just saying what popped in my head when you said that. He did play football there. That's a valid answer. That really, I don't know why. I don't think he would be the answer. Yeah, that's a good question because I feel like there's the most famous

celebrity from each state, but then there's the one you associate with that state. Exactly. A lot of famous people, I couldn't tell you where they're from. We talked about Tom Cruise. We had to look it up. Florida Georgia Line. Florida Georgia Line. Florida Georgia Line. You think of those guys?

I also think country music, but the legendary John Anderson, who had the song Seminole Wind. Okay, that's a hot song. Yeah, John Anderson, I think, is from Florida. I don't know if John Anderson would think of John Anderson. John Anderson is a very underrated legend. You've got me into him, actually. Yeah, he is good.

Years is a hot song. Oh, years? Years is unbelievable. It really is. I would say I think, I know he's not from there, but I think if you say Florida to me, I think. What did you say? Emmett Smith.

Well, he is from there. He played in Florida. He played there, yeah. Is he from Florida? I think he grew up there, right? I'll say Jimmy Buffett, but yeah. Well, he is from there. He played in Florida. Yeah. Is he from Florida? I think he grew up there, right? I'll say Jimmy Buffett, but yeah. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, Key West.

Yeah. That makes me think of Jimmy Buffett. I would say now he wasn't born there, but Trump. Yeah, he's got a real identity with it now, but I still think of him more as a New York guy. Yeah. I mean, I have a list here of some famous people from Florida. He's from there?

Yeah. I really went with that. He's like, I'm going to go by Florida. And they go, we can't do that. You're out of your mind. He goes, I'll spell it the same. I'll say it with a break in the middle. Florida.

He didn't even change anything. He tried to go, I want to be called Florida. And they go, no, can't. What if I break it up? Kenny Chesney's got a real Florida vibe. No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Yeah. I think he's from here, though, because Tennessee song.

Yeah, he's from East Tennessee. He's like big Knoxville guy. Tom Petty. Oh, Tom Petty. Yeah, Gainesville. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's from East Tennessee. He's like big Knoxville guy. Tom Petty. Oh, Tom Petty. Yeah, Gainesville. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right.

Oh, Leonard Skinner, Ronnie Van Zandt. Yeah, but see, they messed it up with people associated with Alabama now. Yeah. Even though they're not from there. Todd Perry. Oh, yeah. He went to Florida. Yeah.

It's just funny having him on the same list. Derek Trucks. Derek Trucks. There you go. They went to Florida. Yeah. It's just funny having him on the same list. Derek Trucks. Derek Trucks. There you go. They live in Florida. Yeah. Yep. Pitbull.

Gloria Estefan. Wesley Snipes. Bob Ross. Derek Henry's from Florida. Yeah. Yeah. Was Miami Vice a big show for you growing up? Did you watch that?

It was. I didn't watch it, but I remember it. Hulk Hogan's also from Florida. Oh remember it. Hulk Hogan's awesome for. Oh, yeah. Hulk Hogan. Yeah. He's got to be up there. Yeah.

Yeah. Miami Vice was so big back in the day. And then that Phil Collins song in the air tonight, they played it on that show. And that kind of made it like take off. Oh, okay. Was it like Law and Order, but it's just like drugs in Miami? Mm-hmm. Pretty much? Okay. Don Johnson became a huge star.

Yeah. All right. I'll check that out. Who else are you at? Did you have Ronnie Van Zandt on the list? I did not. I had Lynyrd Skynyrd. Daniel Tosh?

I think Lynyrd Skynyrd is foreign. No, Led Zeppelin's foreign. Right? Isn't Led Zeppelin from? Yeah, they're from England. Yeah. Maybe. No, I don't think Leonard Skirr.

Yeah. Led Zeppelin. Never mind. Sweet Home Alabama was playing. Where are these guys from? Ireland? Scotland? They were from here.

They're from Florida and they wrote that song? Uh-huh. Why'd they do that? Because Neil Young had a song called Alabama. Oh, yeah. And Southern. And Southern Man. Southern Man.

The trashed Alabama. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I did know that part. It actually made me love it because that song, Neil Young don't, whatever. Old Neil Young will remember. Yeah. Southern Man don't need him around.

Yeah, that's great. Actually, Southern Man and Alabama are pretty banging song neil young rules neil yeah yeah yeah old neil young nowadays it seems a little weak we're talking about him in his prime in his prime uh neil young is like he's crushing harvest harvest moon down by the river cowgirl in the sand but i mean i bet when that song came out, and you just imagine how excited Sweet Home Alabama, when they came out, and they know Neil Young trashed Alabama, and then they come out with a song, Sweet Home Alabama,

and then they trashed it. I mean, people probably lost their minds. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, that had to be so fun. If you're just from Alabama, I mean, just lose your mind. That's probably how a lot of them discovered that Neil Young wrote a song about him. Yeah. I was going to say, was that even like a pop hit on the radio?

I think Southern Man was a hot one. Alabama's a little more obscure. Southern Man, don't you? Yeah. It's not bad, Neil Young. Yeah. I never tried to do one. Every week you do an impression,

people say, yeah, he is good. All right. I could do a good one second of anybody. Yeah. That was good.

Last week, it was the pilot over the intercom. Yeah. That was more of a character than an impression. Okay. Needle in the Damaged Dawn.

You guys heard that song? It's a hot song. It's really good. About his friend dying. Yeah. Yeah. Really good. Florida Man is it's its own thing. About his friend dying. Yeah. Really good. Florida Man is its own thing.

You guys know Florida Man? Yeah. Yes. It started with 2013, and now it's just kind of become its own thing. Just any weird thing that happens very often, someone in Florida is doing it, fighting someone's face off. I think what they were saying was that they have to report all of like all the crimes get reported. Right. So and it's reported as Florida man.

So it's like because it's done that way, you can almost find any crime done by with the in the title would be Florida man does this, this, this. Agreed. And like you mentioned earlier, it's become a meme almost. And Florida is the go-to punchline for any joke. It's like Nickelback, where it's kind of just a hack thing to make fun of. Dusty, I love. People are moving to Florida more than ever. I know. People are going to see Nickelback too.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. So everybody can make fun of it. But Florida's our California. Yeah. Doesn't it feel like that? Yeah.

Yeah, it does. And then there's Southern California. They're our California. That's where we're allowed to go. That's our home. Like, California is, you know, California is California. Like, Florida's like, you're like, that's our California. You're like, that's our, it's where you go on vacation.

Right. And California is another place, though, that gets a bad rap for some cities. But overall, I've been to a bunch of places in California. It's awesome. Yeah, yeah. It's a beautiful city. What was the show you did, Dusty, where you talked about Florida? You remember this?

Oh, yeah. I did a show. where you talked about Florida. You remember this? Oh, yeah. I did a show. It was for the Quibi when they were trying to launch this new thing just for phones.

It was a show called Nice Ones and hosted by Ron Funches. It was actually very fun. But they had, you know, we were all just asking. It was like a compliment roast battle, which I won, by the way. And one of the questions, they let us give all our own answers, but one of the questions was like, they were like, say something nice about Florida.

And we were all supposed to go, you know, like, oh, what can I possibly say about Florida? And I was like, oh, no. I said, I can't do that. I like Florida. I can't say, you know. So I said, my dad met his fourth wife in like Florida. I can't say, you know, so I, you know, I said, my dad met his fourth wife in Panama city beach, you know, so it's still a joke. Which was way funnier than if you'd have just been quiet.

Yeah. And then I won. There you go. Yeah. When people say they talk about Florida, it's, it's people that don't live over here. They don't live near, they don't, you know, know they're not that's what i mean that's what means our california like they don't you're just being absurd to go like florida's something you're like well you've never been to florida dude like get out of here right yeah when yeah people trash florida and i'm like you have no idea what you're talking about yeah i would boot to florida i i see i could see a day moving to florida Take a night land to Florida? Well, you're just like, I want warm weather. I want, you know, I just want, I just, you know.

I mean, that's why people move there. I want to move to that cows and oranges part of Florida. Because you get the warm weather, but you can grow all these different crops year round. Like grow oranges and lemons. Oh, man. That's what I'm talking about. A lot of citrus. Get some mangoes, avocados. You know what I'm talking about. A lot of citrus. Get some mangoes, avocados.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. A couple more. Disney World is the single largest, single site employer in the US. Walt Disney World. Single site meaning like not corporation.

Walmart's the biggest. But as far as one location, Disney World's the biggest. And Magic Kingdom is the most visited theme park in the world. I don't think people would work in there. I bet it'd be a good job. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think it's going through stuff now, but I'm saying in general, the idea of working there, maybe it's not what it was, but it was- It's no Opryland, but it's- Yeah, but it's, yeah, but you're like, there's something that's kind of special about working there, maybe it's not what it was. It's no Opryland. Yeah, but it's, yeah. But you're like, there's something that's kind of special about working there.

I always wanted to work at Six Flags when I was growing up. There was like a thing you could go to Six Flags for the summer and kind of stay. They had housing for you and I really wanted to do that job. That seemed like something kind of unheard of when I was growing up, like to leave your hometown and go live and work in a place. Six Flags, I think to me, always felt like the edgier. Oh, for sure. Theme park. Versus what?

Just, I don't know, general theme parks. Like Six Flags was just, I didn't really have them. And when they were around,'s like it's like all the roller coasters and all that like exactly it's just like uh feels like it's not for kids like nowadays i bet everybody that works there vapes yeah six flags is like yeah it's more yeah you're going there you you're riding some ride yeah just i don't know why i have no reason to yeah and i'm just saying in general it wasn't i don't think you know I have no reason to... I'm just saying in general. I don't think... You know what? Let me grab my daughter.

We're going to go to Six Flags. I always thought Six Flags was like Walmart, Disney, whatever. That's like the target. Six Flags is like cheaper, low income. That's what I thought. I thought it was like... We used to go... If it's low income, we would go and take sandwiches and go out

to the parking lot midday and eat our own food. You could go. Well, you could always get a coupon for Six Flags. Yeah, off a bread bag. You could get off Coke cans and bread. We'd be showing up to Six Flags with a bag of bread and a can of Coke. And go in for $8. Yeah.

Yeah. And go in for $8. Yeah. Yeah. Sports, a ton of professional teams in Florida. They've all won championships. Florida Marlins have won two World Series. Orlando hasn't. Well, I didn't mean every team. I mean, I guess every sport, there's been a championship. Like in baseball, the Florida Marlins have won two World Series.

Football. The Miami Dolphins. Oh, when I was a kid, I had one. Oh,'s been a championship. Like in baseball, the Florida Marlins have won two World Series. Football. The Miami Dolphins. Oh, when I was a kid, I had – Oh, they won one championship. I had Miami Dolphins starter jacket. 72, yeah. Growing up, I had a Miami Dolphins starter jacket. Still the best look.

Love it. They do have a – Yeah, yeah. They have a great look. The Heat have won. Dan Marino, Ace Ventura. Speaking of Venturas, remember that guy? Ace Ventura.

Nick Ventura. Yeah. Your buddy. Yeah. Yeah Ventura. Your buddy. Yeah. Yeah. In the 80s, again, my day, the University of Miami was the college football team. Oh, yeah, dude. The U.

And then they became it again in early 2000s. Yep. For me as a kid. It was Miami. And they just went away. Yeah. Yeah. It's really crazy.

It had a couple flashes in the pan where you're like, is Miami back? But it's for me to see Florida, Florida state, Miami kind of not be where it was. And to see where they all were is pretty wild. You just, cause in the time you think, well, they're going to be the greatest here, but that's like Nebraska, like Nebraska. You think there's a time you go, well, no one's ever going to be Nebraska is the greatest team that's ever lived. And then they, they just flip and it's like, yeah, that's pretty wild.

Yeah, Florida in the 90s with Spurrier was dominant. Florida State with Bobby Bowden. But those coaches leave. Spurrier's sport, they just played in Florida. The players' championship was in Florida. Who won? Scotty Shepard. Shout out to him.

This is not – I don't even know Scotty. I don't know Scotty Shepard. But, I mean, that dude's number one. He's good. Yeah. I mean, dude, he came back. It was unreal, like, just him coming back. Like, yeah, it's pretty special.

If you watch Scott Eschoff right now, you should tune in. Is Florida the best golf state? I think so. Yeah. I think it has the most golf courses. Yeah. Yeah. Which is probably not surprising

yeah you fly into Fort Myers or Naples and look out the window that's all you see are golf courses man yeah I mean I think we've covered Florida

very thoroughly I think even people in Florida are like wow that's everything right we probably gotta we can probably

revisit Florida yeah we'll do a Florida part 2 At some point Alright That's it Oh I'd love to plug some Florida dates Oh look at that

I mean you know it's like I got stuff this weekend In Lincoln Nebraska In Iowa City Iowa which I'd love people to come to But those are not the Florida ones I would love you to come to those But you know I got Let's see where we're at. I got, um, uh, next month. I'm in, um, or, or, uh, later this month, uh, the 29th, I'm in Ponte Vedra, Florida.

That's outside of Jacksonville. I think it's sold out, but I wanted, I just want to tell people that I had that sold out show on April 25th And 26th I'll be in Panama City Beach Two nights Two different clubs One of them is sold out

The other There's still some tickets And then on the 27th I'm going to be In Tampa, Florida At the Tampa Theater Of April Of April

So Get on those Tampa Theater is great Yeah That's where the Elvis too Elvis had The Florida Theater Is where Elvis Because I played there And Elvis theater is great yeah that's where the elvis too elvis had the florida theater is where elvis because i played there and elvis the cops stood in the back like waiting to see if he danced and

then they arrested him i think that's what happened but that was it was when it was illegal to dance like that and that's so crazy that that was pretty recently. Yeah. Yeah. And now it's... I mean, he could technically still be alive, I think. Some people think he is. He'd be old. He'd be in his 80s. There's a preacher on TikTok that a lot of people will pop up and say,

that's Elvis, and he went into witness protection, and that's him. And he does sound like him. He's pursuing a different life in public? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Well, I don't guess he's in public. People just have videot's him. And he does sound like he's pursuing a different life in public. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Well, I don't guess he's in public.

People are just have videotaped. Okay. Or recorded. I guess they're not videotaped. Is it him? Probably not. Yeah. Uh,

this weekend I'm in Tacoma, Washington, Tacoma comedy club. Again, there's two locations. So make sure you come to the right one. Um, your, your fans got to do some work yeah i believe it's sixth and proctor i believe yeah yeah location printing out

directions this week make sure you call ahead yeah but i got some special guests popping on some of those shows so come check it it out. Maybe somebody at this table. Maybe so. Not the two you'd want. Are you going to be at this show? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Just say, yeah. Well, not on all of them. No, no, no. I'm in town doing a corporate. So I'm going to be hanging out. They were trying

to sell some chickens. Yeah. Yeah. I was wanting to get a tease, but not too much. Yeah. Yeah. But maybe it's Nate or Dusty. You never know.

And then Sunday, I'm in Portland at Oregon at Helium Comedy Club. Great club. And go downtown, check out what's happening down there. Yeah. April 6th. You're dressed like someone that'd be walking around in there really i don't know just said that there's some parades and stuff down there check out portland downtown portland uh they had a food truck but i think they got a lot of stuff a lot of might be dicey down there too okay so um yeah it's a bit sketchy in certain parts.

Yeah. Yeah. I'd be good not to come from Portland. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I imagine you're, yeah. Yeah. For sure. Your face.

I don't know if I'd walk around. They just, I'll just get in a March and like, what's going on guys? Uh, April 6th. I'm in Miamisburg, uh,

Ohio, the Plaza theater. And then April 20th 6 i'm in miamisburg uh ohio the plaza theater and then april 20th i'm in uh moberly missouri also at a theater i can't think of the name of right i don't get the big cities but i get the small towns learning a lot of news they'll be in gravelberg yeah that's where the real people are i don't sell out you know yeah you will be the first one to hit all these cities on that show. I've been everywhere, man. Next week, this is Aaron Webber. Welcome to Aaron Land. Next week, I'm in Las Vegas, Nevada at Wise Guys Comedy Club.

And then April's going to be hot. Going to Grand Rapids, Dr. Grin's. Going to Omaha, Funny Bone. One of the best clubs in the country. And then Atlanta, the punchline at the end of April. So come out and see me. Thank you. It's a hot month. So come out and see me. Thank you. It's a hot month.

I'm going out to LA. So Wednesday morning, I'll be at the airport. So if you comment early, look out. You know what I mean? Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dusty's going to be ready.

I will not do that. Dusty's going to be. I will be at the airport very early on Wednesday And I'll be there with nothing to do So be ready So don't So if you want to put some Dusty stuff on I'd let that plane take off

Yeah Alright I'm at Vegas, Boston My April April, May and June is wild. So we'll be out everywhere. Come out and see us because it'll be fun. Because this is, I will after this, I'll be done with this Be Funny Tour in July or the end of June.

And then I'm taking time off. I'll be off. And I don't know. It'll be, I'll come back in 25. I just don't know if it'll be spring or be summer. I'm taking time off. I'll be off. And I don't know. It'll be, I'll come back in 25. I just don't know if it'll be spring or be summer. I'm not sure. So come out and see this tour.

All right. We love you. I hope you have a wonderful rest of the week and we will see you next week. Bye. nateland is produced by nateland productions and by me nate bargetzi and my wife laura on the audio boom platform recording and editing for the show is done by genovations media thanks for tuning in be sure to catch us next week on the Nateland Podcast.