The Nateland Podcast - 218: #218 The Senses Part 4: Smell

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

This week, Nate plays in a charity golf tournament with some major celebrities, Brian takes a ride in a driverless Uber, Aaron gets photographed by the paparazzi and Dusty sets off a firestorm with his criticism of Post Malone's country album. Then the guys continue their discussion of the senses by learning about the sense of smell. 

Today's episode of the Nate Land podcast is brought to you by Zoc Doc, Delete Me, Viori Clothing, and Traff Kings. Hello folks and hey bear. Welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Borgazzi, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates, Dusty Slay. I think that was a different order. Yeah, I thought I'd been fired. I thought for a second I was just trying to see what it sounds like.

Out of field. Just a dream. It felt good. It was, yeah. What do you do when you just say something and you mean the truth, but you don't? Forty and slip. Yeah.

Yeah. Nah, we'd always mention your name. Even if you got let go, we'd still laugh about it. You're with us in spirit. Yeah. It'd be like, Aaron Webber, Dusty Slade, remember we used to have Brian Bates? We're the podcast that used to have Brian Bates. It's the first time you ever mentioned my real name after I've gone.

I don't even think my mic's on. Guess what? We got rid of, we got rid of breakfast. Everybody agreed breakfast is pointless. We go right to lunch and then we have a guy lunch that sits there now. And he's so fun. Name's Larry. Everybody gives him. So fun names, Larry. Everybody gives him everybody's name.

He mentions they don't die. They actually do better in life. You know, unlike you would you bring is yours on. Uh, I can hear everyone except myself. Maybe it's your headphones. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you sound great.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I probably turn your thing up underneath. Maybe I don't know. I'll turn my thing up. Yeah. You sound great. Thank you. Yeah, I'm probably turning your thing up underneath. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, I'll turn my thing up. Yeah.

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All right. There's a lot of Nate. Yeah. I mean, look, we're building Nate. Nate Land Entertainment is going to be built as a company. That is the goal of this. We're doing stuff with this Nate Land stuff. And we, you know, this is the ground floor.

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Yeah. Greg Warren. Greg Warren. The real deal. Real. This guy's cranking on material. Huh? Oh my goodness. Greg Warren. Greg Warren. It's the real deal. Real deal. Uh, it's an awesome club to tape something in too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Funny bone Columbus.

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Get in while you still can. We will shut people off eventually. We're gonna be the only entertainment, Nate Land, that we end up going, that's enough. We don't want anymore. So, no. Yeah. So, here we are. We had a good, good fun week. I had a crazy, I was in, I played golf at Pebble Beach. The crew cup, it was, it's, you can look at their Instagram, crew design. They wouldn't let you have a hat, huh? Well, so this was, this was my first year. So I did not have a hat for the picture.

But the people there were, I mean, it's, you know, it's crazy. I mean, you're just seeing a few of the guys, but Tyler from Dude Perfect was on my team, Ray Allen, Jason Kidd, Ben Roethlisberger, Seth Curry, Danny Ainge, Larry Fitzgerald, the, uh, uh, the new coach for the jazz, uh, I'm blanking on his name right now. the new coach for the Jazz, I'm blanking on his name right now, Dale Curry, Ryan Smith who owns the Jazz, and then we're there are captains we're Tony Finau and Akshay Bhatia. I never said his last name so I don't know if that's how you said it. I did get Akshay eventually right but then I forgot about the last name.

First name is probably enough, I think. Yeah. But we did the whole thing and we played like kind of a Ryder Cup style thing. I mean, just a great bunch of guys, to be honest. Michael Strahan was there. It was just, you know, I thought of it this weekend, like that are in this world, they're kind of successful and that are known. I can tell you it's nice to find a group that is actually, these are really good people.

They were, I don't know, they just, they're just good people. I don't know. It's like you think a lot of entertainment or a lot of whatever like you think a lot of the entertainment or a lot of whatever has, there's a lot of bad side to a lot of things. But with this, there's a lot of good side and these guys were great, great guys. Me and Ben Roethlisberger hit it off. We became good buddies. Really?

We really hit it off. I mean, we were, we just, we just clicked and then just got together. Did you do stand-up at this? Nate is that I did do some stand-up Yeah, they they they had a dinner One of the nights so then they asked me to get up and do some stand-up So I got up and just stand up and you see a lot of the guys there and So some roast jokes, what were you doing right there? Uh, I did not I think I made fun of like one little thing

But then I just kind of did my set I didn't know I was doing a set till kind of later and then But it was yeah, the whole thing was I mean it was crazy man It was just Larry Fitzgerald me and Larry have played together. We played together a lot. He's beat me a bunch I played terrible You get a grenade. I meant to bring it. You get a grenade. They have a grenade award. So at the end of the tournament, so it's, it's, we, our team lost and you get a grenade award and that means you, you were the person that blew up the team the most

and they give you an actual grenade and Blew it up means means bad not good. Yeah, it was not good and They they gave it to one guy Todd he's not on there He was a business guy that they gave to Seth Curry not to throw him in on this too in me Seth said it great though, and I'll take from Seth said, at least we left home with something. There you go. Because we did leave. But I mean, it was, I mean dude, a lot of these guys are two, three handicaps. You can get a real grenade. You can pull a pen on the car on the way home. Yeah. Oh yeah. And it was, I mean, I got, I'll have it. I'll bring it in and, uh, put it somewhere. Didn't Seth Curry win a celebrity tournament recently?

He's a very good golfer. You're talking to Steph, his brother. Oh, Steph Curry won the thing. Seth is, Seth is a good golfer too. Uh, Seth is probably, he's better than me, but we're, I'm an eight handicap and pebble probably playing even more. And I just played bad where, and then the day I played against Larry Fitzgerald I mean he played out of his mind

Seth is really too close of a name to Steph to I've been saying Steph got Seth plays for the Charlotte Steph Curry was a part of this last year, but it but Seth and Dale were there You can hang out with Steph Curry. It's like they were only dealing. He's doing well. They're like all we got is a few letters Yeah, yeah. Talk to Dale about it. Yeah, but yeah, a lot of these guys are good. Tyler from Dude Perfect is, I mean, he's great. Everybody on there is great, really, except me.

And I'm not bad, but that's how good these guys are. Is that Tony Robbins in the middle there? No, Ryan Smith, he owns the Jazz. He's unbelievable. Looks like Tony Robbins. But they do. It was a really cool group of guys and you know, just it was a fun fellowship and fun. Yeah, fun, really, yeah. Really, really can't speak highly enough of this, of the trip and they do a lot of good. So yeah, there's a lot of foundation.

They give a lot of money to a lot of things and they get to everybody's foundations. So yeah, super cool. Four others is a foundation here that I have been a part of. I've done shows with them and they do a lot for kids as when they get out of foster care. So like they're helping them when, because when the kids age out, you know, you kind of just, these kids are out. Yeah. And they get stuck. Yeah. And they go good luck. And so Four Others is a big group that Chris Tomlin, Chad Spencer, and

they, I've done shows for them and they're, they an amazing amazing job they raise tons of money too which is great because those kids so yeah but I was at like it was a we're at Pebble Beach weather was great we got lucky with that had you played Pebble Beach before? I have yeah with AT&T. Where's Pebble Beach? Monterey kind of not too far from San Francisco in the Grand, you know, but it's like it's on the ocean. It's on the beach. Yeah. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah. A lot of pebbles there. Yeah. So that's where I was, but I'm sure it helped. Big boy here was in some pretty fun stuff. Me? Yeah. You were at your Pebble Beach, Tempe Improv. That's right. Yeah. I was in

Phoenix this weekend. Saturday night I did a show with the Desert Ridge Improv. My flight landed at 440. The show was at six. Oh my gosh. So I was just on the show. It was a showcase show, but I went straight from the airport there. So it's just a bunch of comics, you know, doing eight minutes and I roll in with my bags. It looks like I have tons and tons of merch. They're like, who is this guy coming in with multiple bags? Two suitcases doing eight minutes up there. And then last night I was at the TPM improv. It was great. A lot of folks came out. They

brought us hats. This hat I'm wearing, Arizona's the 48th state. Oh yeah. And they said they'd already brought you guys. I've got one. They said Dusty does not do meet and greet, so they could not give it to us. That's too bad. Dusty's always been the least accessible of the four of us. They wanted to thank you guys, but Dusty.

I had a great time, I was just in Phoenix. Yeah, they told me they had a great time. They said they yelled at you, but you didn't look. You said you refused to meet them. Yeah, that's what I do now. I completely refuse to meet people. No, I just, uh, yeah, I don't, I don't know how to do the meet and greet now. So I just don't do it.

Yeah. No. Yeah. Sometimes I do it, but it's, it's pretty exhausting. It is. You do a show. I'm doing, you know, an hour 20 minutes now. You're leaving it out. I saw, I saw your picture this weekend of you on stage and on, is it on, I think your Instagram or maybe someone posted it. Uh, hold on. I want to see if we have it. The theater pics that you just put up. The theater pics.

And I thought, did you? I don't like this picture. So for that picture. It's a great picture. No, the picture looks good, but I don't like the crowd shots. So the, yeah, yeah, I'm not a big fan of meme, but is it, I thought, did you do eight hours and 56 minutes?

That's coming, that's coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's coming, that's coming. That's coming. That's coming. You go nine hours is a little, that would be too much. Yeah, it would be. Yeah. It would be too much. Did the show start at seven? Yeah. Yeah, it did start at seven. And only you went up?

It probably started a little late. Yeah, then I pushed at 715. Yeah. But yeah, I did. I bet I did an hour 20 mean, I'm not sure if I did it. I mean, I'm not sure if I did it. I mean, I'm not sure if I did it. I mean, I'm sure if I did it. I mean, I'm sure if I did it. I mean, I'm sure if I did it. I mean, I'm sure if I did it. I mean, I'm sure if I did it. I mean, I'm

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Oh, you're wearing yours. Yeah, I'm wearing mine. Oh, Aaron gets right to it. I have Ping golf clubs. I mean, that's not a good advertisement for them probably, but that's what I'm swinging out there. Yeah. So then, but Saturday night I took a driverless Uber.

Oh, really? Yeah. So that was a lot of fun. What was that? Did you ask for it? Well, it came up and you have the option of opting out and get a driver, but I'm like, no, I want to experience this and see what it's like.

So with the audio on this, Brian. It doesn't matter. I've seen these in Arizona, but I have, I've seen them in Phoenix too. Never been in. So you get into it. That's it pulling up for me. Did it ask you to stop talking?

Once I got in there? Yeah. It should have because I kept talking to it. And then it's giving you instructions, you know, just telling you like stay buckled up. There's nobody driving this car. Yeah. Buckle up. Yeah.

Yeah. Is it crazy? Is it feel crazy? It's pretty crazy. I mean, we're just going down the road and I mean, it's right there and it's just making turns and I'm talking to it. What are you saying to it? Yeah.

What are you? You didn't see the video? I was just doing stuff, funny stuff. Oh, okay. Ask you how long it drove for Uber. Oh, okay. Oh, that's fun. You know, telling them about my stuff. Is there any voice Ask you how long it drove for Uber. Oh, okay. Oh, that's fun. You know, tell them about my stuff.

Is there any voice to answer you back? No, it did say if there's an emergency, they can, they're listening. So like if something happened, you could, I guess yell and they would. Could you jump in that front seat though if something happened? No, I don't think you can control that wheel.

Now yesterday when I was in Uber with the driver, one of them passed me and their passengers was sitting up in the passenger seat up front. So I guess, you know, you can sit up there. But I mean, how do you know to stop at stop signs? Yeah. That's great. How does it know a stop sign? I mean, all right, I guess and all I see we didn't do a stop sign. Well, you just went through a stop sign. We did? I saw it, yeah. Does it drive in the lanes? It's just like a, it made me realize,

not that I hadn't already, it's so much safer than humans. It already, my mind's already switched, like when I had a driver yesterday, I was like, oh my gosh, this lady. But is it, is it like, did you have a light turn yellow or anything? And it ran it? Yeah. Go, go, go. Would you say it drives fairly conservatively or is it gunning it passing people?

Oh, no, it was pretty conservative. Could you get the dusty mode? That's what you need. It starts honking at people. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want. That's amazing, man. Just on your app, you know, when it arrives, you push a button, it says unlock, and then get in there. And then you saw me hit the thing to start ride.

So this is a separate app. This is not just a regular Uber. No, it's just regular. I like the idea that there's a what level of aggressiveness can you have? Did you also get the chip in your wrist? Yeah. He's going to be signed up for it. He can't wait. He can't wait to scan your eye.

Yeah. Yeah, because I'm wait to scan your eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I'm not three old men here. You scared of technology. Yeah. Brian's I'd love to swap some DNA for you guys. I think if they called it Mark of the Beast, he would still do it. If they were that on the nose.

What numbers that? Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. I do want to try that. They don't have these in Nashville, so they're fun to see. Yeah. I've seen them pull, I've seen a lot of them pull up to in Arizona.

They just use a lot of them. It's like, I would definitely, yeah, I would try it for sure. It's just so crazy, man. Yeah. Everyone commented like there's no way I would do that, but. Yeah. Just like you have no, I would try it for sure. It's just so crazy, man. Yeah, everyone commented like there's no way I would do that But yeah, just like you have no I Don't know. So you got a stop sign right there You're pulling up to stop some yeah, I guess it never went through a stop sign

That was one where you come to a stop and make a turn Well that is that I'm going through a stop sign. I guess I just thought it didn't like where it was crossing Oh, there was like no new to stop. Yeah Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, what do you know tipping I guess no tip right so I did it yeah They're gonna ask for tipping though. Yeah, you know, they're going to yeah just for care of the vehicle. Yeah. Oh sure Yeah vehicle maintenance fee You know, and then the machines will know that you didn't tip. Right. I mean, you're gonna get in that one, like everybody's gonna slowly accept this and then one day you're gonna get

into it and be like, hey, you're not going where I want to go. Yeah, it's going. Yeah. Yeah. And then the truck drivers will all be driverless trucks. Yeah. That's happening. And then nobody will have any jobs. Yeah. That's a fun spin. Thanks, Dusty. Yeah. Well, Brian Starr did it. Yeah. Blame it on me. That's what Brian does. Brian's the beta, the beta. Is it the beta test? Beta, yeah.

Beta, beta baits. People say- He just goes, he's the one that he's not going to be here and we're going to fight robots because he's got a bunch of beta baits. Oh yeah. That just went and got everything fine tuned for him. Yeah. You're not going to have a deal with this stuff, right?

And then I'll be negative for calling it out, but no y'all blame everything on me. I'm the one having fun being you guys go negative. Yeah. You're having fun. Yeah. The we're going to have to fight them off because you fine tune, you sharpen their knives, you're embracing the enemy this one little ride set the future backwards Ton, we did no one's gonna do anything. I love it. I'll do it again

Yeah, yeah, I think you should I mean you're have fun. I mean you're a link. I want to get that Oh, yeah, I think you'd sign up for you. I mean the beginning your pain with your palm. How much would you would you do that? What is it paying with your palm pain how much would you, would you do that? What is it? Paying with your palm. Paying with your palm. Like at the airport in Nashville, they got that Amazon or not, maybe, I don't know what it is.

Where you just grab your stuff and walk out. Yeah. Did you see the story that broke of how those worked? No. You're led to believe, at least I feel like I was led to believe, there's some kind of technology in there keeping track of everything, right?

What really is happening in those stores, at the airport, you walk in and grab whatever you want and you leave. If you look up at the ceiling, hundreds of cameras. There's just warehouses in India and overseas where they're just watching, a guy's just watching you grab stuff and then he totals it up for you. Did you know that's how it was working? I saw all the cameras. I think I thought that's what like somehow like scanned it or something

or how are you? How are you paying though? Well, you scan your card when you walk in. Yeah. So you just do it in reverse. You still scan the card. You just I'm going to do this first. We pay up front. You scan your card and then it opens the gates and then you walk in and you're like, Oh, I can grab whatever, but it's just a guy watching you. Yeah. Totaling up. And then he charges your car. Cause it's like, that's what I'm doing in every store, except I'm just giving them the card on the way out. But that's like how a kid thinks technology works.

Like there's a little guy inside the TV changing the pictures. Yeah. But that's how it works. There's just a guy following you around on a security camera. Would you do a shop for an online doctor? Well, I saw a survey the other day that asked men what they would rather do instead of going to the doctor. You know, men say they would rather clean their entire house, file their taxes, and get pulled over by a cop than go find a doctor.

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Baby's good. Yeah, any day now. This kid's gonna keep telling us. We'll go to the doctor again tomorrow, but we'll keep, still real small. It's like under five pounds still. So they're trying to let her cook a little bit before we take her out. But it's all good. Thanks. Thanks for everybody's sad stuff. Yeah. But that's what I did. I didn't do anything all weekend. I had a nephew that was born less than two pounds. Really? Yeah. And so and he's doing fine. Okay. Still not ideal, but no. Everybody's terrified. Okay. Yeah. But he's fine. Okay. Eleanor is five pounds, two ounces. Wow.

Oh, there you go. Yeah. All right. That makes me feel better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah babies. Yeah. Yeah You know, he's your first kid you think everything's everything's wrong. We had to come in overweight. I've got a little Yeah, yeah, let her at least have a moment Aaron. Yeah, you might want to Yeah. You might want to, um, let me air drop you this. Okay. Got a little, uh, see me come up on the air. Dr.

A little TMZ TMZ, little TMZ. Uh, we got here. All right. Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on. What is this dude? What is this? Where is, is this me? What is this? I'm trying to know where is, is this me walking? Is this me in the Chipotle parking lot?

Yeah. Don't act like you don't remember that. Maybe you don't remember it. Cause it was, you go, what day was this? It could have been four days last week. Yeah. Well, who took, did you take this Brian? I did not.

Uh, Michael Clay, my buddy, Michael, I started comedy with, he was, he was out. He said he saw you and then he'd send it. He texted me and baits the picture and we thought we could put TMZ on it. And, uh, got a little, we thought he was supposed to be losing weight. It turns out. I get this. You got caught. Look at those.

Yeah. I was going to say, look at those calf muscles. Yeah. Caps are great. Impressive, dude. Yeah. Getting food for your wife. We're always watching.

I was getting food for my wife. Yeah. We're all, yeah. We're just let you know, we're always watching. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Never seen you. And he just zoned in on the phone.

No one looking. Your legs are crazy strong. Why are they? Those are fat guy calves, dude. Yeah. Find any fat guy. He's got amazing calves. You got to carry around the box.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Our calves are working. Carry around. Yep. And then you, the pounds of food. What do you, when you go to Chipotle, you order by the pound. How do you do it when you go in there?

Yeah. Let me get a meat bowl. Did you, did you just. And a bowl of rice. I'll figure it out. Now, did you point it all when you were ordering? I didn't, man. I didn't. I've gotten very good at that. I don't like to point at stuff now. Somebody told me that it's disrespectful. I tried to do. I was doing like the political thing with a, you don't point. You just. Oh, you just, you just kind of. You go, well. Yeah. You've got a Chipotle. You got white rice. I go, I'll take, I point with the lesser fingers.

The other three. Yeah. I go. You point with them. And then they. The other three. Yeah. And then. Because these are not pointing out. That's not what I'm doing here. I go, I'll take that and then they, yeah, with the bottom three fingers. Disrespectful at a. No, no, no.

At a Chipotle at a point. No, not disrespectful. I saw somebody talking about, you don't need to point at like, I know where it is and then it's just a fun challenge. It's like in Caribbean enthusiasm when Larry David tries to back up without using his mirrors. Mm-hmm. It's the same kind of thing Challenge yourself to order without pointing at stuff or or motioning to it in any way

What if you don't know what the things are you're like, I'll take some of that chopped up tomatoes with other stuff in it Yeah, well, you can also well Chipotle. This. Well, you can also, well, Chipotle, this is not like, you know what everything is. You can also, uh, live a life and be busy and not do this kind of stuff. Uh, that's the other, but that's two ways to do it. Yeah. You could go have all the time in the world to go try every little thing or you could. But that's the genius of this is it takes no more time than the way you order. What if a doctor goes in? That's the difference between me and you. I'm trying to make the most out of the time I have. So I'll try to, if I can, you know, go through a mental exercise

while ordering. Does this kind of make you think that the people in the Mustang are also taking pictures of you now? Red Mustang out of Does this kind of make you think that the people in the Mustang are also taking pictures of you now? Red Mustang out of nowhere. I tell you, it's the last time I leave the house in Crocs. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Crocs and Sox. Well,

show Michael to come say hi. I've never met him before. I'd like to say hi to him next time he sees me. He said you were in the zone and then you went back in and got another baggage. He said, yeah, that's you going back in that one in the car. He goes, well, he was going to knock on the window because you were sitting in your car for 30 minutes, eating those, but he felt uncomfortable windows or Steve, you're parked like that Mustang parked away from everybody eating He felt uncomfortable. Windows were steamy.

You were parked like that Mustang, parked away from everybody, eating fast food. I've done that before. I've done it too. You got to park out in the distance. Oh, and when a car comes next to you, I'm furious. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they come park next to you? Yeah. You're like, what are we doing, dude?

Like, I'm eating, I'm either eating Taco Bell out in the middle of nowhere. Right. This is, this is, it's pretty fun to get parked in a parking lot alone. Yeah. AC. It's nice. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Taron Weber and, uh, Dusty,y's, you're kind of our bad boy. Yeah, now I'm, I'm, I've gotten a lot of controversy. You are, I mean, I, you know what? I saw, I saw it pop up. Uh, just, yeah, I mean, Dusty making the rounds. Of all the things you've said on this podcast. I know. That's what people jumped on. Look it, if you search Dusty Slay on Google News right now. Yeah look at that. Comedian Dusty Slay sets off firestorm with comments on Post Malone's F1 trillion album. It's the most press I've ever had. I mean. Comedian Dusty Slay slams current

state of country music after new Post Malone album. I had no idea. I mean I joked about you being a cultural tastemaker on this podcast before but you clearly are. I mean this is public figure stuff right here. Yeah, this is public figure stuff. I told you that I was a public figure. Yeah, you are. You gotta watch what you say. Yeah, cuz your your influence is too much. Yeah, look at that. Look at that side by side. Me and Post Malone side by side. Look at that. Side by side. Who's arguing for, and I think they know actually.

I think I'm gonna get the glasses tattooed on my face. Yeah. And we're mentioning that here. I mean, I forgot that we had talked about it on the podcast, because I just saw you were going off on Twitter. Well, a guy mentioned it on Twitter, saying that I was wrong for saying

it's not country. And I, and I admitted later, I only listened to the first, there's two disc. I only listened to the first disc with all the other country singers and it's not country at all. But then someone sent me a song. You listened to the whole album? Just disc one. You bought the CD?

No, I mean on Spotify. Spot on Spotify, whatever, yeah, yeah, whatever, yeah. But it was a double album. So the first album was, there are features with other country music. But I would think that still isn't that considered, he wants it to be country, right? It was country singers, but it wasn't country music.

And then, so someone sent me a song and it was off disc two. And I listened to it and I was like, actually that is country. I still am not into it, but I can't argue it's not country. So I listened to disc two and I'm like, I gotta admit there is, it is country, but it's not mine. It's not my thing. This is so bizarre to see. Some of the podcasts, other co-hosts then argued that the singer was pushing the genre forward,

to which Dustin, just to see. Aaron. Aaron. Just to see us written about like, this is like a serious discussion. Yeah. Is insane. I am serious.

So I'm going back and forth, kind of friendly with Dusty. And then, so some guy tweets, Aaron Weber's a bleeding heart liberal knows nothing about country music. And then tell us where he's wrong. Dusty responds. I've always said this and then Larry, the cable guy responds to that. I've heard you say it now.

He's responding to another tweet, but I look like I got Larry, the cable guy. say it now he's responding to another tweet, but I look like I got Larry the cable guy pilot. I like it. Oh man, that came for me. Well, it is so funny. It's like, it's not that big of a deal. Like I just don't think it's country. I'm not against post-Balone and I don't think that he's, you know, bad. I just,

I'm like, you know, I like old school country music. And I'm like, I think just because people are like, well, this is country. That's like, well, where's the country in it though? You know? But Dis 2 does have a few. Actually, there is one song on there that and this is the one that people sent me. I actually do like this one. It's a good it's good. I'm gonna I'm gonna pull it up here just so truck. That's the cover photo for you gotta have it's gonna be country you gotta have a truck in there. It's called well, where is it? Now I don't even know. It doesn't even seem like there's two diss now. I don't know what happened.

But this is fun. Like, so what's your name? Oh, Long Bed. Yeah, yeah. It's called Back to Texas. Great song. Okay. Great.

Yeah, yeah. Country song. So what's your next crusade that you're going to take? This seems to be the new you, right? Well. You start firestorms on the internet. What's the next one? I don't know. I mean, I think that's seems to be the new you, right? You start firestorms on the internet. What's the next one? I think that's it. I like, you know what, I like a chill Twitter. I like

no controversy, but I do like, you know, I'm into country music. I like country music. And so, you know, I just, me and Aaron had privately argued about this for a while and then it got brought up on the podcast. Mm-hmm. And I, you know, I stand by it. But I also didn't do comedy this weekend. I was at home. Who? Answering emails. Is there someone that you think is country or that's new?

Yeah, I mean, there are some. I mean, there's some out there, but you know, and I'm not- You think of general country music's taking a turn from what the guy who did your song for your special. Yeah. Jesse Daniel, really good. But it's like, you know, the country that I like, that's new, it's not really being played so much on country radio. Chris Stapleton still keeps it, you know, country, you know, and there's others, but yeah, Jesse Daniels really great. There's Colby Acuff.

Very good. I want to argue with you because we've argued enough. But do you think that Post Malone's album being this successful, this talked about clearly a hot button issue, you got articles written about it. Do you think that takes away from those people you just named? Or do you think it elevates everybody? I think, I do you think it elevates everybody? I don't think it elevates everyone. I don't know that it takes away from them, but I don't think it elevates everyone. Okay, it doesn't take away from them.

There's an argument to be made that it doesn't, I guess. I just think that it's like, what is the point of even having genres of music? Exactly. If they're, well, you say there shouldn't be, but I think, you know, you don't just turn on the radio and go, let's hear some music. And then it's show tunes. You turn on the radio a lot. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying. Yeah. And then it's just show tunes the whole time. I've been listening to the radio actually. Yeah. So you want there, you know, I do have serious. Brian faxed me this article earlier today. I've listened to why 107 here in one of seven point five, the river.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't like it's why 107. That's what it was. That's what it was. 80s and 90s. But one of seven point five, the river. I don't know. I've been just turning. I think I've liked it because it's like, I don't want to think about it. And I just go.

But imagine you put on a hip hop station and it's Garth Brooks. You're like, well, this is not what I tuned in for here. You know what I mean? So Beyonce, you thought, was country. You know, I would love to hear a Beyonce country album, right? She did. She's obviously a great singer, but I think she did. This is his whole point, is it not? It's not, I don't know.

I mean, I'd love to hear it, you know, get some fiddle, some steel guitar in there, let her really sing it out. I think it'd be awesome. So it's about the instruments, it's about the instruments. Yeah, and the vibe of the music, you know? The vibe determined by you. You like more folky music?

I like less production, more instruments. Mm-hmm. What? Less, just other stuff. I mean, I don't know. We would have to play the songs for me to really show you. I don't know all the names of all the things. You can't define it, but you know it when you hear it.

I can define it, but I... Okay, but you won't. But yeah, I mean, you just just I'd want more live instruments and less people less production more things being recorded less people pushing knobs up and down and less mixing just sitting in a room with instruments playing and you got you got the country instruments right yeah you just want to sit in the room while people play you don't want it to be recorded at all. You're making it seem more complicated, but it is. Mm-hmm.

You have session musicians, they sit in the room and they're all playing the instruments. And it's like, now everything is just like, there's a sound about it that is just like, every music has the same thing now. Okay. It's too perfect? All music, well, too perfect in a way. I guess that's a way you could say it, but it's not, you know.

107.5 The River is, that is all but perfect music. It's none of that. It's all just- Cookie cutter pop music. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's like, once you figure out the formula, you're like, all right, so we need this here now and this here now. I just feel like there is something more to a group of people just getting together in

a room and being like, let's play the song that we wrote the other night. Right. Yeah. Got Post Malone coming on next week. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's also another thing to the reason that sounded like nobody laughed. We don't have them coming on with this open invite. This one in particular, though, it's like he's just in a picture with every country artist now. Yeah. Right. That's why this one is like, is he taken over country music now? Like you didn't see Beyonce in a picture with every country musician ever.

And it's like he is like, what's happened? Post Malone's like taking over country music. Mm hmm. That's all I'm saying. It's like, what what's going on here? I don't know, man. Where's Post Malone from? Is he like from the country? I think he's from America. Well, I think he's from America. I think he's from...

Not the country like of America. I mean... I think he's from Opelika. He grew up in a trailer park. Is this guy even from here? From Lot 8 Morris Trailer Park. He's from Syracuse, New York. The birthplace of country music.

That's crazy. Syracuse. I don't think I would have ever guessed that. That's where he's born. It does make a distinction. His hometown is Grapevine, Texas. Okay. So he's a Texan. Yeah. Since when though? Since I don't know when he moved there.

Yeah. Since he found out you're criticizing him. Change that on Wikipedia. Credit through the grapevine. Dusty Slay's onto me. Now I'm not against him, but I, you know, and it was really not that serious, but I just think it's, well, he does hip hop, pop, R and B. He also has trap pop and now country. So he does do it all. Right. He has country in there and, and it all sounds like a pop rock. I would say if you're doing all of the genres, I think there's a point where you go, okay, well, I guess we're all, you know, it's like if you're, if you, your music shouldn't be, you shouldn't be able to go like, I'm doing all. It's like a restaurant that serves everything. Yeah. Cheesecake factory. Probably not good at anything. Cheesecake factory is good. Yeah. If you look at Cheesecake factory, you go, you know, that's like your thing, you go in there and it's like, yeah, so someone like

Dusty would not like Cheesecake Factory. And I don't. Wow. Okay. That's, yeah, so he's the Cheesecake Factory of music. Golden Chorale. That sounds worse than it, it doesn't sound good. That sounds pejorative, but that's a good thing. But it could be a good thing in the fact that it's very mainstream is I like mainstream. Yeah. So very mainstream things I think are good and I think they can be hard to do. To be mainstream, to be able to pull people from whatever. And he's got a Dale Arnhart hat on. So a guy like Dusty is not- He wants as little people to like what he likes as possible, which I actually kind of respect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I liked the first Limp Bizkit album, right? Really great. Yeah.

And then they come out with- What was the name of that album? It's $3 Bill, y'all. Okay, yeah, yeah. And then they come out with Nookie, and I liked it too, but everybody liked it. And I was like, oh, geez, here we go. Now everybody's a Limp Bizkit fan all of a sudden.

You used to like Nate, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. you? Yeah. Yelled at by a clown was great. It is a great album. I listened to that album a lot. You lost your soul. It's Cookie Cutter, Comedy Central specials. Well, that is though, but why would you think you would be upset when someone gets success?

I want them to be successful. Yeah. But it just bothers me when other people are now like, like, oh yeah, I love that. Love that guy. And that's like, well, I've been, I've been liking that guy for a while. Yeah. But that's you. You essentially are that too though.

You're a person that people would have found early and then now they could go well I don't like you know like so it's interesting. You think there are some Dusty heads out there going I've been following Dusty forever I always on Netflix. So why do you not tone it back in? Mm-hmm. Because that's what you would want the Biscuits to do is to go like go back to clubs. Yeah go back to go. Let me get out a little bit and then I can rank it back. But that's what they're doing. Well, I'm, I'm okay with the, the artists doing it, but it's like, you don't got to cross over into all the music.

Make a country song. You know, you don't have to do a whole album and focus on it. Like men make it a good country song. Where all of a sudden you got a double disc album out, you're like doing it with every country singer on the planet. I don't know how all of a sudden it was. There's probably a lot of work that went into it. Yeah. He's... Austin Richard Post is his name.

That's a good name. Oh, what's his name? Austin Richard Post? That's a very country name. My middle name is Richard. You two are so alike, it's a good name. Oh, what's his name? Austin Richard Post. That's a very country name. My metal name is Richard. You two are so alike. I don't even know. My first name is, you know, I don't like to tell people this, but it's Dustin. What? Dustin Richard. Sleigh. How about that? Y'all, if y'all did an album together, it would be very

country. If he released albums, Austin Richard Post, would you be happy? He's born on 4th of July. I mean, that couldn't be more country and American. He also is a stepmother. That's very country. I had a stepmom too. Yeah. And did he like her? His father was a DJ. So that's... Alright, well there's the word there. But that was, you know, when he was nine, he moved to Texas. There you go. He auditioned for the American band crown the empire in 2010 was rejected after his guitar strings broke during the

audition. Come on, dude. This is dusty. He gives a kindred spirit. Well, if you moved at nine, no, you're already, that's your Yeah, but his dad worked at your You're already indoctrinated to that Syracuse, New York. And I like Syracuse. I'm just saying, I don't think.

First of all, I know that you don't. I do like Syracuse. Okay. I have a way to talk about Syracuse a lot. I feel like you're always going to Syracuse. Yeah, I like Syracuse. Nobody comes to see me. It goes four times a year.

Yeah. Okay. That's what I meant. I feel like we're constantly, you're like, I'll be at the Syracuse funny bone. He's a residency. I don't usually I'll be at the Syracuse Funnybone. He's a residency. I don't usually sell though. I like Syracuse. They don't come see me there, but I like them.

Dusty says it's the only market where the crowds are smaller every time he comes there. And eventually it'll just be one table of diehard fans. Yeah, I'm refining it. There you go. You think you'll always like my comedy? Well, you have the dry bars now. He's getting a little too... I mean, I love Eazy Out. Eazy Out

is an album I like to listen to. It's like your early stuff, dude. You sold out. Well, I think with all the news, good luck with anything that Dusty said there. I don't think they have anything to grab ahold there. I don't think they have anything to

grab ahold of. Yeah, that's going to be a lot of fresh articles coming out on Wednesday. I had no idea there was. What was that? Four? There was a it was a it got around. It was no idea. He definitely was. I hope I'm

still allowed to do the Opry. You know what was nice on Instagram? This is always the fear is if something's written or said about you. It's people going who who? I don't even know who that is. Now one guy was like, who? A lot of people defending, defending you going, you're dumb for not knowing who he is. That's cool. So that must be nice to see.

Yeah. I actually tried to not read as many comments on those. I'm a comment guy, but. Yeah. I was going to say, this is the one time you don't go into the comments. This is like your Super Bowl. Yeah. Well, it wouldn't, the first one, it wouldn't, it limited comments. It wouldn't allow me to comment. So I was like, I'm not just going to read. They had to shut them down.

People were getting too intense. If I can comment, then that's different. But if I'm just reading, I can't do it. You know what he could probably use? Delete me. Yeah. The opposite of what could probably use? Delete me. Yeah, the opposite of what we've been talking about. Oh.

The first ad transition was so smooth that this one had to be a flop. It had to be. Why? He can't get that taken off. Well, yeah, yeah. If you are not like Dussey, maybe you wanna keep your, you know, you don't want this kind of stuff written about you. If you're a little more private than

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He's 29. Oh my gosh. 29, he's just a kid, dude. He's trying to figure himself out. I thought he was older than that. I did too. And then, but also what's the band? He said he auditioned for a band, Crown Empire. Have you ever heard of that band? No, I did too. And then, but also the, what's the band? He said he auditioned for a band,

Crown Empire. Have you ever heard of that band? No, I haven't. Crown the Empire. That's kind of crazy. He auditioned for that as a guitarist and his guitar strings broke. And so- And they're like, this kid's a bum, dude. Yeah. Yeah. How crazy is that? And then he goes, I mean, I don't blame them. Like, you know, who knows anything? Yeah, it's hard to spot. I remember. That's interesting. I would never come after this guy too, if he were like some struggling musician out here. Like he's well established and like the most popular guy. So. I remember you sharing a story on the podcast

about using the GM right after him. Do you remember this? Yeah. On your tour. I think we looked him up then. We were shocked. He's like 27. We're like, I thought he was 40. Yeah. But have you ever met him? I have, yeah. I got his phone number, actually. Call him up. Let's do it. Y'all hook a phone up. Let's make this happen. Yeah. Yeah, I've met him at the thing I did in New York, Lauren Michaels. But the fundraiser, the Robin Hood Foundation. He was on it. It was live. Yeah, he broadcast it.

He was at the Comedy Store when we were there during the festival. He's very cool. Yeah, he's very nice. Comedians like him. Everybody likes him. Everybody does like him. But you're not going off. Very comedians like everybody likes everybody does like him But you know that you're not going off you like him. You're not going off him as a person I'm not against you just said the country thing. Yeah, I don't think it's a crazy to say that. Yeah. There you go. All right

Speaking of people that this is not an ad for I know it started off that way. I was Fooled myself that dusty my question. There's a doctor from Vander Vanderbilt that got to go up in Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin. Oh yeah. Got to go up to the edge of space. Oh God, that's cool. Yeah. Why him? Not quite in there, but just-

Because he can keep his secrets. Just to the edge. But he got to do experience three minutes of weightlessness. Got to unbuckle and float. So I would count that. As they were free falling down? They need to go take, they need to take Dusty. They're missing the boat on this. They need to go take, quit taking these people that are locked and loaded in, but like you need to, I mean, how, if you're Elon Musk, you're like, grab eight

conspiracy theorists, the big ones, and go, we're gonna go up. That's what they need to do. Yeah, take me up there to give some food to the people in the space station. Would you do it? Yeah. They're sending presidential ballots to the tube-stranded... I thought he was bringing them down. He is in February, but you know, they thought they were gonna be home in eight days. So they're gonna send them. Why would they not just call them and say, who do you want to vote? Because there's a process. There's a process. That's ridiculous. That's that's going to cost. I mean, that's unbelievable.

It'd be so funny. They just cancel each other out. Yeah, they are. They're going to fight with each other because they can see who they voted for. Huge fight. Yeah, just find out what state they live in and go, does it matter? Yeah, yeah. Both from Pennsylvania, you're like, oh, God. The other little fun thing we had, Sister Wives. Oh, yeah. The new trailer for Sister Wives.

Absolutely crazy. Mary's friend was wearing a Nate Land sweatshirt. Alright. How about this on reality TV? Yeah, look at that. What a insane collision of things my wife cares about. My wife loves the show too. Yeah. So, that's Brandy or Mary? That's Brandy.

The one wearing the name. She's Mary's friend. Who's who? Mary's on the right. Yeah. Okay. So Brandy, Sophia, shout out Brandy. Yeah.

Yeah, very cool. I'm one of those. Yeah, I bet. I mean, it was Lucy like. No, she's freaking out. Yeah. Because our friend Katie sent this to her and I heard her downstairs react to it.

So it was a big deal. Mary was the first wife and now divorced now. Oh, you know, you know, you know, the lore a little bit. My wife watched quite a bit of this. Hmm. Maybe he was the first wife. I bet she came to my show at Wise Guys. She might have. I bet she did. Was that where he sold that merch?

I was like, wait a second. No, I don't even sell that. Yeah, never mind. I'm sure she knows who you are. Is that Brandi or Mary? I'm still not clear. That's Brandi's on the left. Brandi's wearing the shirt. Brandi, if you listen to the podcast, let us know. I mean, she has the shirt.

But don't you sell it at your shows? We did sell it at our shows. So she probably bought it when I was in, I imagine this is Salt Lake. Is this Utah or something? It's Utah, yeah, yeah. So I imagine it's, yeah, when I did Utah, she was there. She bought it there. But. Or maybe you dry bar taping. Who knows? Yeah. Could have been that. Could have been that. I doubt it. I think it was probably the guy that sold 100,000 tickets there in a weekend. Yeah. I mean, we don't know. We don't know. We'll never know. We'll never know. Yeah. It'll be a

mystery. Yeah. Maybe they're talking about your dry bar. I should watch the show. Yeah. I figured you already did. All three of y'all immediately texted. Oh yeah, I know this show. I'm like, I think y'all all watch it.

I didn't say that. I've seen a little bit of it. You said you knew about it. I knew about the picture. I don't know about the show, but Laura watches it. We get together without you and watch it every week. I could see that. Yeah.

You got around. Yeah. It's pretty cool. You watching college football this weekend, Nate? Uh, I did, yeah. You got an ad for Georgia state you want to read? Yeah. Nah, I would never sink that low, dude. I just wanted to see how you were doing, check in with you.

They got an unbelievable quarterback. Man, Georgia state does. That was tough. That was a tough one. We came back and then, uh, showed a lot of grit in the fourth quarter. They came back, came back and then they came back at the end. And that was, yeah. But I feel like we're closer to our goal than you are yours.

What's your goal to become bowl eligible? Yeah, we don't. Yeah. We're building our way up. Yeah. You are crumbling as a society. Well, they destroyed Purdue. Oh, y'all did? That's cool, man. 66 to 7. Good. You had to come back hot. Yeah. You really beat them. Alabama looks great. No

Nick Saban. They look great. I don't know if you guys care about that, but they. Yeah, they did. I mean, they destroyed Wisconsin. That's your team now, right? Always is my team. They're always my default team but they. Yeah, they did. I mean, they destroyed what's at your team now, right? Always is my time. They're always my default team. Yeah, I'll venture off, but they're my default unless there's an Auburn fan in the room. Well, that is true.

Let's start with you guys comments. I always think of it now that because someone said that I didn't really think about it now. I think about it, but I'll keep saying First comic someone pointed out you always say y'all except for that one instance. You say you guys Okay I don't know what they want. They want to know why you do that. Yeah, we'll never know start with you guys comment Jennifer can I listen to your podcast on YouTube on my

phone while I'm at work. Every time I see this shot of all you at a table out of the corner of my eye it looks like the scene of The Last Supper. Especially when you have Nick Thune sitting in the middle. That is true. Yeah. You like that? Yeah I'm into it. Yeah. Finally talking about something you believe in. That's right. Exactly, guys. Jake Proul. Proud.

Prou. I just watched episode 100 where Dusty is announced as a full-timer. Aaron said something along the lines of, in full disclosure, I was vehemently against this. Sounds like Aaron. And now with the public Twitter feud between the two I'm curious if they like each other at all. Is Aaron mad that Dusty agrees with the college with all the college knowledge? Disagrees. Is Aaron mad that Dusty disagrees with all the college knowledge he brings to the table. College knowledge is a tough... College knowledge. College knowledge. Bit of a poem. Knowledge. I, uh, no I love Aaron. He doesn't know anything about country music but I, uh, big fan. I think the question is,

is Aaron love you? Well, I don't know. That's... I mean, Dusty was a grouser than my wedding. Yeah. Aaron's like New Southern. He's the one that listens. He likes, well, he's the reason the new country music exists. Yeah. He can't wait for people like me to die so that... So he can finally... Take over. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants Maroon 5 to be. They ask, yeah, he goes, who's your favorite country artist? He goes, Adam Devine. Levine. Levine. I, Adam Devine. Laveen. Laveen. I like Adam Devine. Yeah, no, you like Adam. Adam Devine is a great country music artist.

Aaron's probably my favorite person on this podcast. No, there you go. Jacob Hoover. My wife and I had a house fire recently. Jacob Hoover. My wife and I had a house fire recently. We were woken up in the middle of the night by a neighbor and had to get out as quickly as we could. When we made it, uh, hold on, when we made it outside, I looked to see what my wife grabbed and saw that she took a box of sentimental items from our relationship.

She then looked to see what I grabbed and saw that I only had the Nate Land coffee mug. We ended up losing everything else but at least I got my Nate Land mug. Oh man. That's great. Wow. I mean that's not great but it's great. Yeah. That took a real turn. Yeah. But he knew the wife was gonna get all the important stuff so he said I might as well get a cup of coffee. And he said I got the most important. Yeah he's got an exclamation point at the end. He's excited. He's got his daylight mug. Start a new life with a mug. Sorry to hear about your house.

That makes me very sad. Well, this is an interesting question. If your house was on fire, what do you grab? Have you thought about this at all? My daughter. Yeah. You're talking about no fun answer. Yeah.

No fun. No serious answer. Your kids are all out of the house. Yeah. Wife, dogs, all the, all this stuff. All the living, all the members of the family. Yeah. What are, yeah.

Uh, hmm. Do you grab your golf clubs or what? Baseball cards. You're going to go to the bomb shelter. They go. So it's not going to really affect you. All my stuff's already in there. Dusty would have started the fire, control burn.

So he would have known. Yeah. I had full knowledge. Yeah. All your documents are purposefully in the fire. I don't know. I would have grabbed probably just something comfortable to wear. Viori.

Oh, not yet. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what I mean. Do you have like a photo album? Do people have photo albums still? We've got we've got one but they're all they were just printed from digital. I'm not a good sentimental person. Like I don't nothing would I would move on. You know, in a way it could be freeing. Even if Laura didn't make it.

I actually look at it as a lot freeing. Like I would be fine with just starting over right now and be like, I don't need any of this stuff. Cause I think I'll, cause I'll forget about it. All like the pictures of your daughter and stuff. You don't care about that? You're bringing back into. No, but I got all my phone.

There's a million pictures. Okay. So you have your phone on you in this scenario. But even if I did it, it's on the cloud. It's on everything. I would. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if there's something that I would think to grab.

But you used delete me so you can't find any of it. Yeah. It'd be nice to get some hard drives of some I mean some old stand-up Footage and I think that's fun. I mean, I got a lot of pictures and stuff on some hard drives, but Even that it's like you're watching your house burn down and you got hard drives of your stand Yeah, I think I'd be trying to put the fire. Yeah. Yeah, like I honestly I don't know if I would grab what would you grab? There's nothing I would I have a box don't know if I would grab, what would you grab? There's nothing I would.

I have a box of baseball cards that I will grab. And then I have a folder with important documents and I think I'd grab those two things. Yeah. Well, I mean, Laura would probably make me grab those things, but I don't know to grab those things, but she would be like, go grab under, you know, so I'd grab whatever she's telling me to grab. Okay. There you go. But there's nothing that- There's nothing that you got to run and save. I would, yeah, I would be outside going, I think we're fine.

And then she would be like, no, we need the passport. You know, maybe I guess I would grab, you could grab stuff that would be annoying to have to go get again. Right. License, passport, like that kind of- Bursington. I guess I would grab you could grab stuff that would be annoying to have to go get again right license passport Burst like that can't yeah, yeah, but I there's nothing You know my head. I think I would just be like yeah, we're starting new. We've got a certain new Targeting new stuff new junk to keep

Yeah, I mean that is what it is and that you just I For years I was moving from apartment to apartment all the time. I barely had anything. And now I have a house and I'm like, ah, all this stuff. Yeah. Just all this stuff, man. It's all stuff. You guys are doing well.

I don't even mean it's great stuff. Everybody has stuff. They've ever, have you seen Hoarders? The TV show? Yeah. They got plenty of stuff. They, you know, they're doing great. Uh, you, what would you grab?

Uh, maybe baseball cards. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you guys got to move on from it. Yeah. Y'all got to let go. I agree. I mean, what's the answer then?

I think, yeah, you gotta going to make fun of any answer. You got to move on from that too. Maybe this fire is a way to grow up a bit. I think I would think to grab something, I would grab clothes and stuff to wear because I would be like, we're about to go stay in a hotel or something. So if I could grab something I'd want to grab. So I'm not just standing out there in shorts and no shirt. It's just interesting because if you'd have asked me this question 10 years ago, I would

have said, I don't know, my Xbox, my computer, and I just think differently now. That stuff is kind of... Now I don't think, I just don't need anything. Grab my Post Malone CD. The double album. Yeah. Yeah. Katie Visaggio, Thune's theory of avocado trees is true. Our neighbor has an avocado tree in his yard for 30 years and he only produced one avocado

for all those years. We planted a little four feet tall avocado tree in our yard in May. Forty feet from his tree, he has produced 10 avocados since then. Wow. That's crazy. That's kind of sweet. That's pretty awesome. You need somebody else to help you. Yeah.

He's like, what is the point? If I'm just out here alone, what is even the point? Right. Hope-O. Hope-O, zero maybe. Yes, San Diego to San Francisco is seven hours. And then there's still another seven hours north to the Oregon border. Everyone forgets about the whole top half of the state, actual northern California, where SoCal gets their water from. You did mention Eureka, but not where it is, six hours north of San Francisco.

So remember, Sacramento, Sunnyvale, San Fran equals not Northern California. What? What? I don't know what that means. She's just saying there's a bunch of cities north of those that are actual north. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I do think of San Francisco as Northern California. I think most of the world does. Hope's letting us know it's not really. I guess more central. Well, they're the ones with the water. Yeah, there's a lot more up there. Redding and everything up here. Oh, yeah, Redding. I've been to Redding. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I mean, there's a lot more than I thought it was. Mm-hmm. A lot of going on up here too. I mean, it's pretty crazy. Zoom out of that again. You would say San Francisco would almost be middle California. So I mean, you know, I get what you're saying. There's a lot above San Francisco. A lot. Yeah. Shout out Hope Zero.

It's like Coke Zero. I agree. Coke Zero. Yeah. A little lighter. Oh, dude. I had the uh have you seen the Oreo Coke Zero? No. I had it. Wow. At Target. Oh, man. He's much more excited than the driver. Yeah. I would go. I would grab that out of the fire. Yeah. Uh it's worth trying. Yeah. It's worth trying. Warm, not very good. I gave a pretty of the fire. Yeah. It's worth trying. Yeah. It's worth trying. Warm, not very good. I gave a pretty negative review warm.

Yeah. Because I didn't want to wait for it to get cold. And then that night I had a cold one. It's all right. Yeah. I don't know if I would identify the flavor as Oreo if I didn't know that it was supposed to be Oreo. Mm-hmm.

It just kind of tastes a little bit like the cream filling. There's a little cream filling in there. Do you know the ice trick where you take some ice and then you just spin the can over the ice and as it goes over, it gets it colder faster? No. So next time you got a hot drink, just put it in a little thing of ice and spin it real fast.

How long? And it gets colder. I don't know, a few minutes. It feels like half an hour. Yeah, until it gets cold. I feel like the can would be cold. I don't know if the drink would be cold. That's why I think that's why you're moving it.

You're getting that fluid moving around. Oh, okay. We used to do that on the beach, you know? Smart. I've never heard of that. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

Why do you stop? Why'd you stop? Well, I don't drink anymore. I don't really. Oh, you're talking about for alcohol. Yeah, that's what we do. But I'm never really in that situation. Oh, you're talking about for alcohol. Yeah, that's what we do. But I'm never really in that situation now.

You know, but they have coke flavored Oreos too. They partnered up. I don't know if you've seen this. No, I think the way my sister told me the strat, she thinks the strategy is they put these ridiculous flavors out. You're going to try them. Yeah. But everyone's going to hedge their bet and get regular Diet Coke too. If you go in there going, I want to get Diet Coke, you go, I'll try that, but I'll get the Diet Coke. Oh yeah. So I think-

Yeah, I would do that. Yeah. So I think they make a ton of money off this. You don't think someone at the factory was just eating Oreos and there was like, oh, whoops, and dropped it in there. I bet they drink Diet Coke with the Oreos and there was like, Oh, whoops and dropped it in there. I bet they drink diet coke with the Oreos. And then they were like, Oh, Oreo flavored. Jordan Yospy made me laugh when Brian talked about being frozen

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Brian's crowd work with them was so funny. I wonder if you can talk about how you handle distractions. Do you have stories about times when it didn't go so well? You did crowd work with them after they left? Crowd work, mate, that's my best. They're on their way out, where y'all from? Yeah, yeah. You guys married? What do you do for a living?

Do you remember this table? Behind your back Bates. Cause he won't talk to you in front of you. You remember who she's talking about? I do. I do. When O'Donnell sent me the video, I have to post it. It was just a couple of those in a fight.

And then at one point, some of my new jokes were doing so badly that it got quiet. And I'm like, you're new jokes, new jokes, new jokes. Brian's unleashed out here on the road. What I do. I think you did say, yeah. And you go, they were't going to. Well, I'd imagine they wouldn't be. Guy had a Yamaha on. You start going, yeah, dude.

I mean, I'm on this guy's side now. I'm the Don Rickles. Once I get on the road. Yeah. How mean was his crowd work? If you can't handle it, don't sit up front. That's what I say. As far as bad, I mean, I've come close before there's some crazy laugh

and almost acknowledge it and then realizing there might be something wrong with that person. And then thankfully I don't because they're, you know, you just never know. Because you can't see them out there a lot of times. Yeah. I think it's okay though, to make fun of the laugh a little bit. Just call it out in a way because you don't have to be- In a playful way.

Yeah, you don't have to be like, you're an idiot. And I wish you weren't at this show, but like, you know, everybody hears the laugh. Yeah. Yeah. And then it becomes distracting that you're not addressing it. Yeah. Yeah, and then it becomes distracting that you're not addressing it. Yeah. Right, it becomes a thing like, yeah.

But if you acknowledge it, and then they kind of suppress it, and then you don't hear it, it's like a weird balance. Cause you don't want to point it out, and then like every time they laugh, everybody hears it. And then if they don't let, you know. You could even say that it. And then if they don't laugh, you know.

You could even say that too though, like if they don't laugh, you go, oh, weird laugh didn't like that joke, huh? I know, but then you're, so the problem with that is, do you wanna do that for an hour? Or an hour and a half. Yeah. That seems like, I got time.

I mean, you might do a set so long that people forget that person probably tires out. Yeah. Yeah There was a woman at New Material Monday here at Zany's this is maybe six months ago or so The laugh was so loud and distracting The whole show became about it Every comic will go up there with the intention of like I'm just gonna do whatever about it. Every comic would go up there with the intention of like, I'm just going to do whatever. But it was such a thing. The whole show was about that woman's laugh. And she loved it.

Yeah, it's tough. If you have a crazy laugh like that, I mean, if you just kind of somewhat be aware, like if it's overtaking the room, you know, you hate to tell someone not to laugh. but it's like if you can just kind of try to be, it's hard because everybody will listen to it and hear it and it's hard for people to kind of focus, get back into the show. It's like you hear how everybody else is laughing, why you try to do it like that? I hosted an album recording years ago. And as I'm hosting, a guy laughs,

a guy that we all know is a comic with a very loud laugh. And I had to tell him like, you gotta leave. Like we're recording this, sorry to be, but I could be mean so they don't have to. Like you gotta go home. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, especially recording. Exactly, I go, the whole album's gonna be about this.

Yeah, and you can't, and then you're, that's, yeah, I agree with that. With the Knee, Anderson Milligan. With the Knee? With the Knee. With the Knee. How do you spell that? With the Knee.

Dang. That's what you'd say? With a knee. Dang. That's what he would say. With a knee. How do you spell that? With a knee. With two E's. Have we read this name before Brian? I feel like we have now that you say that.

With a knee Anderson Milligan. Brian mentioned the highest and lowest points in the lower 48, Mount Whitney and Death Valley. My dad, Jim Anderson, everybody knows him, was the first person to ever make a documented walk from Mount Whitney to Death Valley in 1974 to try and get into the Guinness Book of World Records. They never wrote him back or recreated his journey in 2017 to honor him. The trek was 131 miles, took us a week and was an absolute nightmare physically Wow

She wrote a book about it. Oh got a book about it. Yeah, this looks awesome. Mm-hmm 131 miles Hmm and look at those backpacks. Oh like Jim Anderson had yeah, I mean that's a That's wild to walk. I mean that's a That's wild to walk I mean, that's a long walk But think how crazy that close that is the highest point in the lowest point in the US is only 100 Yeah miles really focused on our knee during that thing. Yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't that be Guinness Book of World Records? I Mean it sounds like they just didn't care or they did. Yeah, I just didn't reply to him

Now you have to pay a lot of money to money to get recognized by them officially, right? That's how they work. So maybe they didn't want to do that. Yeah, you would think, I mean, that feels like a thing that like if they, yeah, if you walk from walk of a, I think they, yeah, maybe the title should have been more walk from the top to the lowest. So a little more self-descript or yeah, how's the time machine? Absolute nightmare physically. Yeah, that's, that's a good title. Yeah. Yeah. A physical nightmare. Yeah. I think that's why Guinness didn't give it to him because her book that came out

30 years later, 40 years later. No, they should have got,ness didn't give it to him because her book that came out 30 years later 40 years later No, they should have got they should give it to him I mean that's crazy to write from the top to the highest point. Yeah to the lowest point. Yeah, that's insane 50 years later. I finally get it right. Yeah. Do you remember when his dad did it? When her dad did it Jim good old Jim When her dad did it. Good old Jim. Sarah Stevenson, my vertigo was cured by riding a roller coaster at Dollywood. I did not have vertigo or motion sickness again for years. I messed up the crystals in my ears again by riding another ride at a fair. I need to go back to Dollywood. Dusty? Well, yeah, vertigo is wild and I would just, I would, to be honest with you,

I would stay away from riding any rides on a fair, you know, anywhere that was set up that day by someone on parole. You should do a bit about that. That's just a funny concept. Oh, okay. About the fair? Yeah, just about rides at the fair. I feel like you're making fun of me. No, no, I'm serious. Okay. Nate has a bit of a... Okay. He gets the joke.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. What was it? What'd you say? Well, I just said, don't ride rides at the fair. Oh, yeah. And then he said I should do a bit about it, but it felt like he was making fun of me, so.

And yeah, yeah. For these rides that were on the interstate an hour ago. Yes. I've heard that joke. Randy Reeves. Is this Nate's golf ball? My son found it while collecting balls at the West Haven golf course. You sent me this, Brian?

Yeah. All right. Give me one second. Oh, sorry. Let's let Aaron go back. You're you're you really fell apart during the computer today. I don't think so. I think you did. Whoa. Tennessee Kid. Yeah, you're on ball. Yeah. I think you were Justin Timberlake. Yeah. I think I did get some golf balls that said Tennessee Kid on them. And I have played West Haven, so that is my ball.

Now I don't have them, but someone gave them to me and put Tennessee Kid. I have some right now with my name on them that I've gotten. Well, where was this ball found? In the water probably? No, I don't think he... Maybe. Parking lot? Not everything goes great out there, Aaron.

Found it in the fairway. I just left it. Parking lot. Not everything goes great out there, Aaron. Found it in the fairway. I just left it. Didn't need it. I always leave my hole in one ball. I'll start it behind. Yeah. All right.

You want that back? No, you know what? A kid can keep it. Pay it forward. Pay it, yeah. If I ever see you, I'll sign it and then you can go throw A kid can keep it. Pay it forward. Pay it. Yeah. If I ever see you, I'll sign it and then you can go throw it back in the water. What a small world though.

I know. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Yeah. Um, you always put your, it was you to found John Crist. I get John Crist ever. Did I say that on here? I don't, I don't know what we're talking about on here, but you had balls with his phone number on it?

Right. So John Crist, for his 40th birthday, I believe his 35th birthday. Is he 40 now? Yeah. His 35th birthday, I gave him golf balls with his cell phone number on them. But then the fun part is I also gave them to Brian and Johnny W, who are not good golfers, but are into golfers and they golf courses. I was like, you probably don't want those people calling you. So if you ever find those, there's some golf balls

with John Chris's phone number out there that I was like, man, if you lose it, I was, cause I just picture it. Cause I was like, all right, well, John could never just play with these balls. John would play with them cause he's fun. But I was like, all right, well, John could never just play with these balls. John would play with them cause he's fun. But I was like, but if I can then put them in the hands of two people that are going to lose these balls real quick. I mean, fast. The front nine. Yeah.

They're all gone. On a putt putt course. Yeah. Guys are going to lose them and they're not going to go in the water. They're going to be just, they can't see them. Might be in the middle of the fairway. They're in trouble for seeing Bates kid. How far do you think you can see a golf ball when you hit it off a tee?

You lose it pretty quick. Thankfully I don't hit it too far. Yeah. So it kind of works out. I give up on a ball so quick. I'm not looking, I'm not just drop one. None of this matters. Can't have money.

It's not on. That's what they say. That's right. I'm playing with big time. Yeah. Okay. Got your ping balls out there. I'm playing with. Big time. Yeah, okay. Got your ping balls out there.

I'm playing with John Chris balls. Do you still have those balls? No, I lost them. Pretty clear. What golf course? Riverside and, I can't remember what's going on over here. It'd be fun if y'all put some of this on the podcast. We'll tell you later. Well, I'll tell you now about DraftKings.

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All right. We've been talking about the senses. We've done sight, hearing. Touch. We haven't done touch yet. OK. I think we've only done two. OK. Sight and hearing. I thought we'd done three. I don't think so. All right. Figured out right now.

Maybe you guys did one before. Well, we just be quiet and think about it. They taste well. We did do taste. We're all in this together. So today we're doing smell. All right. Now smells different. I often wonder even what a smell is. You know what I mean? smell. Um now smells different.

Yeah, I like that. I like the confidence. It's philosophical. Let's get into it. What is it? It's just like, I don't know, but I've been saying, you know, like if you, you smell something you do like this, like what is that? Does it make it go away?

Does it disappear or they just need to be broken up? Are they like in a conflict and you gotta break this up? If you had a smell of a fruity smell and you did and you did, would it make it go away? You wafted up to you. I know but I'm saying what if you send it away like you're like I don't want to smell that. You could yeah because when you're smelling something my understanding is it's actual it's the particles of whatever you're smelling literally in your nose, right? Yes.

So it's literally whatever you're smelling. That's just, you know, so think about that next time you're in the bathroom. Remember we had a bit about that because we talked about it of the hand dryers in the bathroom. Yeah, the bit got worked out, but yeah, I remember that. That there was, there's an argument to be made that all that's just doing is taking all the particles of the things you smell in a bathroom and just pushing them out.

Cause there's a vent underneath those hand dryers where it's sucking up air from the bathroom. Yeah. And then it's just heating it up and dumping it on your hands. So you go in there, maybe you don't even touch yourself. Right? You just go in and then you're like, well, I gotta do the societal thing. So you go ahead there. Maybe you don't even touch yourself, right? You just go in and then you're like, well

I got to do the societal thing So you go ahead and wash up and now your hands under the hand dryer your guy may be getting dirtier Uh-huh, then if you just not done it, right? Right. Yeah, you can push it away Right because if you're in a laboratory They tell you when you if it smells something like in a test tube They say don't put your nose right on top of it. You stay back and you just,

and you waft it over like that with your hand. That's like lab safety protocol. You're in a laboratory. High school chemistry or something. Yeah. You don't want that since then. What's that? Mustard gas. You don't want that.

No, we're not cooking up mustard gas in freshman chemistry. Good on accident. I don't know how easily you can make mustard gas. But now when you played football, did you ever, they ever use smelling salts on you? No, no, I've done them recreationally, but I never used them. Why? Just to just to try them out. Yeah. You see people, have you ever done a smelling salts

like that? No, I should have brought them in in I think I've messed around with it one time. Yeah, it'll it it will shock you Would you do it like if you got up in the morning and did it you would be like Yeah, guys will do it when they weight lift like if you need a little Yeah, if you're about to exercise you just do whoa. I mean it'll It will shock you. You've never really smelled something that intensely before. You realize the nose can do a lot.

It works opposite of the other senses. But other senses we identify and then have an emotional reaction. With our sense of smell, we have an emotional reaction before we identify the scent. You walk in, you smell something good, pleasurable. Pizza. Pizza.

Yeah. That one you can identify pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah. I just like that you just went right for it. That's a top five smell. That's a top five smell. Fresh pizza. Yeah. It's gotta be top five.

I don't know why it's funny to me. No, I think it's like you walk in the house, you smell something good. Pizza. Pizza. Top five smell. You said it with such confidence. Like finally. That's not crazy to me at all.

Like fried chicken. Yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh, pizza smells way better than that. Pizza, cookies, freshly cut grass. I mean, that, cookies, freshly New car smell? Yeah. I haven't had that much.

I barely know what that smells like. It just smells, it's just leather, right? You know when you know it. Yeah. One day you're gonna know it. One day Nate will give you a ride. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You get a new bus and you can ride on it. Your cars are all worked in.

The van you bought and drove around for a while. You're like, yeah, and these cars smell 30 years ago. You let me smoke cigars in that van. Yeah, dude. Yeah. We put some work in that car. Yeah, cars are lived in. Studies show that 75% of emotions are triggered by smell.

70. Huh. Is that what she said? I think she said it with a B. I usually say it's... Yeah. 70. Do you have any true facts on there?

I think in that... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a serious thing, Ryan. Well, they say, don't they say that a lot of the joy or whatever of, of kissing somebody

is smelling their face. That's where a lot of it comes from. Who says that? I think scientists say that. That's not going in my top five. No, but I think that that's when you kiss somebody or smelling their face and that's part of kissing. Got anything on that? Everyone has their own distinct smell.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and you smell that when you kiss somebody. Yeah. Right? Yeah, I guess so. No, I mean, that's probably, I don't have any research on it. Twins. Yeah, you can smell your, like I smell Laura. I can smell her. Like you smell her clothes or you can, yeah. There's a lot of... I never thought of it with pheromones.

Some findings show that kissing may have originally been an extension of smelling. Animals sniff each other to find a partner for mating. And so when you kiss somebody, you're doing the same thing essentially. Yeah, according to this website that apparently- According to eyeoflove.com. It looks like it's selling something. It sells cologne. You're reading, you're getting your information

off a website that sells cologne. Well, they would know about smells. They would know about fragrances. And they wrote about it in 2019. This is the last time they updated it. They go and done. Put the date on there. This is the last time we looked into it.

What about time magazine? Is that good enough for you? I mean, no, he'd trust the first one more. Yeah. But it's like a fingerprint. Everyone's smell is different. Yeah. But it's like a fingerprint. Everyone smells different. Yeah. And twins are essentially the same unless they have different diets. Oh, and they're twins are typically gonna have the same diet. Yeah, be crazy to just once you become an adult, you just feed one like a like a you think

even as well get to might as well see how one goes one way and one goes the other way, you know, give one a healthy diet, just force feed the other just to see. You'd think if you're in the same house though, all eating the same food, you all have different smells. Well, he and Laura have different smells like Like, oh yeah, you smell us. Yeah, we would smell different. Your body would smell different.

But even in this situation, right? Like you're- Like I think you smell like Miller Lite. But you're on the road a lot, right? So it's like, it's not the exact setup, right? Because you're eating out all the time. So you guys are not at home every day eating the same meal. But if you are, if a family is at home every night eating the exact same meal,

do they have different smells? I'd say, yeah. Yeah, I still think that different smells. Their bodies are doing different stuff. Especially men and women. If I smell like Miller Lite, that's a real issue. I've not drank in a long time. That's a real issue for all of us.

I just thought it was a funny thing to say. You smell like a sticky floor. I never was a Miller Lite guy though. Yeah, it just was a, I just popped in my head. You got a Del, you got a Del, Del Arnhardt hat on. Yeah, it worked. Yeah, it was just fun to say. You don't smell like Miller Lite.

I would, I like to Coors banquet beer. That's a good No, I don't even heard that old money over here. I know that's a good one Is that that was a does it's not a pricey one, but it's just a set of Coors light It's the Coors heavy. Oh and they call it a banquet. It's the banquet the bank. Oh, well, yeah Oh, and they call it a banquet? It's the banquet. The banquet. Yeah. Yeah.

Smell is a lazy scent in the sense that you walk into a bakery, you're going to smell fresh bread or any room you walk in, smell something, you're in there a little while, you no longer notice it. That's true. That's why people can work at like McDonald's and Krispy Kreme. Because you'd always think, well, how could they eat? I mean, how could you work here and not, you just smell it all day, but I guess you're used to it.

Now I can work the opposite. We've had actually more than once, like a skunk die under our house. And the whole house just smells like skunk. And then after a while, you're like, I think it's gone. The smell. And then I'll leave and I'll come back in. I'm like, oh gosh, no, it's still here. You leave the house for a while, you're like, I think it's gone. The smell. And then I'll leave and I'll come back in. I'm like, oh gosh, no, it's still here.

You leave the house for a while. Then you come back and like, yeah. Yeah. I don't even know if that skunk has died. It feels like it's living on. Yeah. Keep spraying. Well, maybe.

What'd you do? Did you get, did you fish it out or what'd you do? Never found it, but you know, just moved on. You just do what you can. Yeah. Put out like a baking powder and, uh, I forgot what all we did, but just open all the windows and just hope it leaves. Eventually it will.

It a squirrel die in our wall once smelled real bad for a while. Did you get it out? Yeah. It got some guy to go in and get it. And it was dusty. That can happen with rat poison too. If you put out rat poison, the rats will die in your walls, and then it'll really smell it up.

What's the solution? You want to trap them. Okay. See, I always heard the opposite. If they die in a trap, they're going to die in your house. If the rat poison, they want water. So they're going to leave the house to try to get water. If you know where you put the trap, this, you know, but then you got to deal with it.

Yeah. It's good. Move it out of there. That is true. That is what they say about the about the rat poison. But that's what they told us as a pesticide salesman. I don't know if I forgot. I forgot you were an industry. And we had this could be propaganda. We had no genocides to. But yeah, it's like, it seemed like the most cruel way. Because they said the rat gets real thirsty, but can't

like drink water or something. It's thirst never gets twink crink quenched. And struggling with it. So it just seems like it like tortures it. So the most humane thing to do is just get a trap that just knocks it out. The most seemingly most inhumane one, I think is the most humane. Is the most humane. Yeah. Well, the, yeah, like if you do the glue or something, that's, that's real.

Yeah. Yeah. You got to really shoot that. You got to shoot it with a shotgun. Yeah. You got to like, yeah. You got to like pound them, didn't you? I dropped a brick on a, one time. Yeah. I didn't know what to do, but know, like pound them. Did you dropped a brick on a, yeah.

One time. Yeah. I didn't know what to do, but they were like screaming. Yeah. Brick enough. Yeah. It was a cement block. Oh, cinder block. Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah. I got the job done. Yeah. Ruin the several. Did you see? Yeah. Yeah, I was living in an old house and I put out a bunch of glue traps and I caught

I think it was five and one night, maybe seven. Mice? About midway. Yeah. Yeah. They weren't quite field rats or whatever, but they were. They were on their way. Yeah. I put them in a trash bag and all the screaming stopped immediately. Oh, that's good. You blighted it. You blighted it. It did. Oh yeah. It stopped right away. I was like, thank goodness. And then I threw them in the trash can.

Yeah. I had to drive to Arkansas right after. With them in the car? No, no. Oh, okay. No, I just, you know, you wake up in the morning, kill a bunch of rats, get in the car, drive to Arkansas. That's a normal day for you.

Yeah. Yeah. Go to Arkansas where you go do That's a normal day for you. Yeah. Go to Arkansas where you go do that. He took them with him. Yeah. Turn them loose. According to a study by a university in Sweden, the most university loved smell, regardless of cultural background, is vanilla.

That is a great smell. Top five? Top 10. It's top great smell. Top five? Top ten. I don't think I've always liked vanilla, but I know it's to... Do you like it as a flavor? Yeah. Okay. But I don't know if a smell, if I'm like, give me vanilla.

I don't think if you told me, if you asked me to get five smells and you go pick your five smells, I don't know if I would say vanilla. I like lavender. That was up there. Yeah. But new car smell in China, they find it repugnant. They try to get it out of the car. Oh, that was it.

Yeah. I don't like this, the chemical smells. I like real smells like essential oils, like lavender, eucalyptus, patchouli, rosemary, all great smells. The major hotel chains all have the- I lose you guys on that, huh? Nate went to sleep. Yeah, I zoned out. The major hotel chains, they all have their own signature aroma in the lobby.

Sheraton smell like fig, clove, and jasmine. Weston, which I stated this weekend, boom. They go for white tea. Now did you walk in there and think, wow, they got white tea brewing? I couldn't identify it, but I noticed it when I walked in. Interesting. You got any more of that white tea? Can I have some of that real quick? Uh, a double tree smells like chocolate chip cookies.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Cause that's what they make. It's high five. They give it to you. Yeah. They love to give you a warm cookie.

They do. It's great. Say it. It's like, it's crazy. I just, I think it's weird though. Aaron goes in and out. Hi, my name is Bob Smith. I'm checking into the hotel.

Oh, I forgot my ID. Can I get the cookie though? Yeah. God forbid a hotel tries to make you feel at home. You know, hi, I'm John Jefferson. Still stick with John? No, first I said Bob. Dude, woman's voice would still be a guy.

I'm John Jefferson. Well, you look like you, so they, and then you go, I think I got a room here. Can I have the cookie while you wait to look it up? Because they're not going to find it. It's like, can I go and have the cookie now? And then you look it up. Pregnant women are more sensitive to smells. Because they have two noses. There's been another nose in there.

That's true. It's actually, it's a good point. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, it's a good point. Is it? Yeah, it is. And what's the other reason you think? Cause they're stronger. Cause they're. I think the hormones are changing.

Yeah. Cause they're, they got stronger and they can breathe underwater. Some animals can smell cancer. Yeah. Like dogs. I used to have a joke about that. What was the joke? It's a bad way to find out you have cancer. Yeah. Wait.

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you don't want into you. You can make it skin cancer, then it's less. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dog loves that mole on your arm. Not the skin cancer's not dangerous, but it's way, you know, like prostate's different. Yeah. yeah anyway dog must think it's a treat see things a little chocolate chip on there every time I walk in he goes look who's excited right to that mole yeah ants can sniff out cancer that's not true yeah that they don't know ants and worms I think I sent you article in that but why would, why are we not using this? They are trying to use it. I don't know if I believe ants.

I don't think an ant has ever given any kind of motion to let you know, hey, hey, something's going on over here. So I don't think they're even, they can even kind of do that. Like an ant doesn't have anything on their body that they could go, look over here. The first clause of the first sentence of this article is ants don't have a nose. Boom. But that doesn't stop them from sniffing out cancer. Thanks to an abundance of olfactory receptors on their antennae, antennas, the insects have an incredible sense of smell and they use it to detect tumors.

Wouldn't that be a how do they tell you? You have a tumor. I Don't think they tell you I think they let the doctor do that part But how does the you got it like I just got all these ants on me yeah, I think it's something to do with they put in your urine and They react differently. So this team of scientists started by transplanting human breast cancer tumors into mice. So we gave breast cancer to mice. It's terrible.

It's a technique called xenografting. They then collected urine. That sounds better than going, but if you ever say xenografting, you go, what's that? You go, I was hoping not to have to tell you. Don't ask. I'm a xenografter. Oh, what is that? Sounds fun. I'm about to ruin this party. I give breast cancer to mice. Good night. That's all you do? That's all I do. And you're a xenografter? That sounds so good. It sounds like you went to school for that. You go, yeah, that's the name to xenograft because it sounds great.

We hope we try to say it and walk away before you can ask, what do you do? So they took urine from the mice with the tumors and from healthy ones. They placed a drop of sugar water in front of the urine from the animals with cancer. The researchers train the ants to associate the smell of tumors with the reward. They then removed the sugar water and then they were able to identify the cancer P. If your doctor's doing this, you better call Zoc Doc. I think, yeah. Yeah, I should have saved Zoc Doc. Yeah. I think, yeah.

Yeah, I should have saved Zoc Doc for that part. It only took three training rounds, around 10 minutes total, the lock in the ant smell association. How about that? For comparison, it took a dog six months to learn this. Stupid dog. I love the guy up at the, right above there, a little bit above that article, He started, yeah, his qualifications.

Um, well, where was it? There was something where he said he w he worked with experiment with cancer detecting locusts in Michigan state university. So this guy has that's the kind of stuff Michigan state does. Let's just give cancer to helpless animals. No, they're detecting the okay. All right. Well, you was locusts.

Yeah. Yeah. The plague. Yeah. So, so there's different neurological disorders for people's smell. Pero doesn't matter is a characterized by hero. Not going to work here anymore. By the inability of the brain to correctly identify an odor's

natural smell. So you, these people no matter what they smell, it smells like something burning or rotting or chemical smell. Sounds horrible. Now there's an opposite where everything smells great. Sounds awesome. Yeah, it's called UO. There's, we're, yeah. There's Fano motors. That's a neurological where people think they smell something, but it's not there. Are they good Fano motors? Yeah. Sound like it could be a good thing. I don't know.

I've heard about, uh, people who've had a, like a loved one pass away and they say they still smell like, you know, them in the house. Oh man. That's old clothes. They gotta get rid of. Probably. Now this woman, this woman said, her name's Joy Melanie.

She said her husband, all of a sudden, he always had a pleasurable smell. And then all of a sudden he started reeking. He didn't smell good. And she can never figure out why he would shower, still had this weird smell. Then his mood and different things about him started changing.

Finally realized, still hadn't put it together. He was later diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. They go to a Parkinson's disease like a place where, a support group, I guess. Hospital. No, a support group I guess. Hospital. No, a support group. Where there's a lot of Parkinson's people there. She walks in, the whole room is that same smell.

Whoa. Oh, that's crazy. And that's when she first realized what she was smelling was Parkinson's disease. She has such a good sense of smell that she can detect it. Oh my gosh. Is she using this power for good somewhere right now?

I don't know. They don't have a cure for good somewhere right now? I don't know. They don't have a cure for Parkinson's, right? I don't think so, but I guess early detection. So it wouldn't be for your big, it'd be using it for bad news. Yeah. That doesn't sound, just so you know, uh, you got Parkinson's. Yeah. So I know there's nothing you can do about it, but just let that be a worry.

Yeah, that's not, Hey, you want to meet my wife? I don't know. I'd like to enjoy this last little bit before she's about to drop a bomb on me. There's a Viking museum where they pipe in the smells of what the Vikings would smell like. 14 million visitors a year visit and experience smells such as Viking toilet and village. A Viking toilet?

I guess that's just like a whole. Yeah, I don't know if you have to smell that. That would be like just a good village. Yeah, I know what that smells like right now. Like a locker room, like a football locker room. Smells disgusting. Yeah, you ever been to a Porta potty? Yeah. Porta John to a porta potty? Yeah.

Porta John, it smells so bad. So bad. So bad. It hits you. Especially at like a festival or something where people are just, it's like the, it's like a room where you just, you, you're getting rid of the worst stuff in your body and you don't care how it comes out or where it goes It's like why is everything all over the floor? Yeah, well they put the urinal in that was huge. Yeah for me. You're no used to not be in there Yeah, I don't know if I've seen that. Yeah, they should not have no in a portage on Yeah, it's just a plastic trough, but it's a little you don't have to yeah Okay, yeah It's just a plastic trough. But it's a little, you don't have to. Yeah. You don't have to lift the lid. Okay. Yeah.

Dusty, what's your favorite song about smell? Oh, you know what? There's a song by Leonard Skinner called, Oh, that smell. Yeah. I knew you would think of it. Oh, that smell. Can't you smell that smell?

There you go. Damn, damn. Smell like teen spirit? Oh, that smell. Yeah. That's a good one. We're like teen spirit? Ooh, that smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. We're wrapping up here.

A couple of phrases. Yeah, man, that took a good night. What happened with the- I got some movies about smells. Yeah, the Viking thing. And then you go into like, yeah, what's everybody's favorite smell poster they had growing up? What? Oh, scratch and sniff cards There you go, I love that

Could you nothing I could smell you're running out of stuff That's a good second way Phrases yeah, stop and smell the roses stop and smell the roses. Wait, that's where Yeah. Yeah. Stop and smell the roses. Stop and smell the roses. Wake up. That's where it comes from. Wake up and smell the coffee. That's where uh wake up and smell the coffee. And that's the phrase. I've never heard that. Wake up and smell the coffee. No, I think of it. Is it commercial? You never heard that? No. I wake up and smell the roses. Best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

Yeah. Stop and smell the roses. I mean, we smell the roses. Best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. Yeah. Stop and smell the roses. I mean, we know what it means to slow down, enjoy life, don't just be going hectic. Ring around the rosy. Pocket full of posies. Pocket full of posies. Ashes, ashes. It's about the black plague.

They used to carry flowers in their pockets to smell them because the rotting bodies just smelled so bad everywhere. What is ashes, ashes? We all fall down. They burned all the bodies, I think. Oh my goodness. It's a horrifying song. I just read so bad everywhere. What is ashes? Ashes, we all fall down. They burned all the bodies, I think. Oh my goodness. It's a horrifying song. I just read that to myself. Why would they even write a song about it?

Because I think, like, I mean, it's a bubonic plague. You need to get some cheer and joy. You might as well write a song. They say something like, this old man, he played two, he played n- something about that is like, he's like, that's like about poor Irishman and knickknack, pattywhack, give a dog a bone.

Like this old man came rolling home. They said that's like about poor Irishman that didn't even have a bone to eat or something. And it's like, that's a nursery rhyme now. I saw it on TikTok. I don't know if it's true. Yeah. What's a movie? Stop and smell the roses, though.

I mean, I mean, wake up and smell the coffee. That means like you're not living reality. Like, oh, wake up and smell out of your dream. But yeah, you got work to do. Yeah. So Laura may tell you sometimes stop smell the roses. Ruth tells me to wake up, smell the coffee. You don't live in reality as far as comedy goes. May tell you sometimes to stop smell the roses. Mm-hmm. Ruth tells me to wake up and smell the coffee.

Because you don't live in reality. As far as comedy goes. Some movies. Sin of a Woman. Oh, that's a good one. I actually don't know if I've seen that. I don't think I've seen it. I know what it is.

Al Pacino. Yeah. I've always thought that was a very bad title for that movie. Yeah. Because it's not about smelling women really. Is it? It's like one line that he has in the. Is it like a romantic movie? No. It's a coming of age movie, right? Not really, dude. It's about Al Pacino is gonna kill himself. Is he the devil in that movie? No. I've seen it, but it's just been a long time. But what's his thing?

But he's blind, and he's on a plane. He's talking about man. He just talks about, actually a really creepy part of the movie. He talks about how good women smell. And then they name the movie Scent of a Woman. But it's not really about that. I'll have to watch it. But the point.

Well, maybe it's the best name, because if they really named it, you'd be like, oh, I'll watch this. You know? Hua. Hua. Is that where he says Hua? It's like every impression that you've heard of Al Pacino, I think comes from like him in that movie.

It's like the most. Scarface. Hua. But that kind of Hua's from Scent of Woman. Yeah, but often people do impression of him from Scarface. Say hello to my little friend. Yeah, but the Hua's could be. But all that kind of,. Say hello to my little friend. Yeah, but the who-ahs could be- But all that kinda, yeah.

All that yelling and stuff. Yeah. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Yeah, what did that, that was- Is that a popular- Is that a Vietnam movie? Pucca Lips Now. Yeah.

Smell what the Rock is cooking. Oh yeah. That's one of the best lines of all time. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? You think that? It doesn't matter what you think. Women smell better than men. According to whom? I mean, I don't disagree. According to men. I agree.

What is that? Like a scientific study? Yeah. I would think that men would smell better to women than other women. Yeah. I always think it's weird that I think men would smell good to men. Like, or not men. A man's smell would be good to a woman. Like, it seems crazy. Like a Axe body spray or something? No, no, just a real, yeah, yeah. It's like, I'm like, I would think sometimes would think sometimes like man, that's crazy that Yeah, I think if a woman smells a man is like I Stopped wearing deodorant and during that time I did much better

On the dating scene that I had ever done by wearing old spice or whatever That's true. That was old musty sleigh. Yeah It's working I'm still don't wear it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm against it. Your sense of smell improves throughout the day? Hmm. Okay. Why?

Life, man. Probably just as you wake up, it probably wakes up more. Wake up, smell the coffee. Yeah. Yeah, smell the roses. You smell better in spring and summer due to additional moisture in the air. So you can't smell that good out in Phoenix then. I can smell that hotel. Dry heat. Yeah. You smell better or can smell more strongly after you exercise. I'll take your word for it. All right. Yeah. I'll take your word for it. All right. That was good. Yeah. Thank goodness we had fun earlier. Well, I knew we were going to have fun, so I planned accordingly. I had

some more stuff. She learned a lot. I mean, that was rapid fire facts there. Yeah. Yeah. You guys started checking out, so. I was into it. I thought it was a hot podcast. I'd like y'all to look on your list of top five smells I feel like I'm the only one that really went out on a limb here and revealed something well I I started listing things that I smells I enjoyed and you guys all went to sleep Lavender you just started naming candle flavors. These are real oils Like things you encounter in the world. There was a bath and body works oils. Oh, like things you encounter in the world. There was a bath and body works lotion that was like smelled like

orange. And I loved it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Loved. Well, you can probably get in like a shampoo, everything that same smell. I know. And the candle. I loved it. It's a lot. Yeah. It was a lot of smell, but I love it. There's a line from Sunday morning coming down where he says, I caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken. And so that's why you said that. It's like, I feel like old times, you can really, in the country,

you can smell people frying chicken. Yeah. It's a good smell. Yeah. That's top five for me. Oh, a bonfire, that's top five too, dude. When a bonfire gets going, that's a good smell. Man, I started thinking about you gonna smell like smoke.

Yeah. I love that. I love that. I love that smell. Do you like it the next day on your clothes? No. Love it. Oh really?

The next day? Because then it's memory, Steve. Oh. I actually... You're an idiot. I like the smell of cigarettes. I like secondhand smoke. I don't think I...

That's good for you. I don't think I mind smelling someone smoking. Yeah. Because it's like, I don't know, it's just an old school thing. Cigars? You like to smell cigars? I like to smoke cigars. I'm not so into the smell of them, but I do like to smoke them. It does seem like smell that was more universal what we like and don't like than say taste or I mean, I think all those you name, that's true. Everyone pretty much likes the same thing. That's true. None of your top five flavors are going to be like, ooh, that's gross. Right. Yeah. It's just whether we

like it. That's interesting. But everything you name, I think we all feel that way. Like gasoline. It wouldn't seem like that would be something that would be pleasurable, but you kind of like it, right? Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I get a gasoline candle in my house but and certainly the bad smells we all agree on that's true that's true mmm anyway yeah interesting stuff thank you Eric tune in next week yeah well post Malone do a full episode on post Malone yeah all right where you guys going to be?

Friday, I'm back at the Grand Ole Opry. Sunday, I am at Commonwealth Sanctuary just out of Cincinnati. That is a all ages show. 4 p.m. show. September 26, Louisville Comedy Club. October 4th, Ali Reyes in Knoxville. All these on the easier to drive tour. Because I'll be driving all these.

November 24th at St. Louis Helium. Yeah, come see me there. And then I mean, I'm having a kid like next week, probably. So I'm off the road for a while. But January, I'm going to announce a bunch of week where I'm off the road for a while, but January, I'm going to announce a bunch of week where I'm hitting the road heavy again, end of January. So yep. All right. This weekend I'm in Austin, Texas, but all the shows are sold out at the mothership. Very exciting. Fat boy. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Fat man, I think is what the name is called. And, but I am, I wanna say, and September 5th, I'm in Charleston, South Carolina at the Gill Yard. And, you know, it's kind of a special show for me.

It's, you know, Charleston's not my hometown, but I lived there for 10 years where I started doing comedy. So I'd like there to be enough people in there for that to look good. So get some tickets. Yeah, that's a big one. It is a big one. It's a bigger theater than what I'm doing right now. But it is a big deal. So I'm very excited. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be in Foxwoods this weekend. So boom, Connecticut. Yeah. Casino, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right.. We love you. I hope you have a good week.

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