The Nateland Podcast - 219: #219 Comments & Catching Up

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

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Today's episode of the Nightland podcast is brought to you by DraftKings, Better Help and PXG. Hello folks and hey bear. Welcome to the new channel 5 at 10. Brian Bates, Aaron Weber on sports, Dusty Web Dusty Slay on weather. Alright. A Dusty Slay weatherman would be crazy. I like that. He's like nobody knows what's gonna happen tomorrow and that's true. Yeah. They don't know. I pull up the

weather app all the time. It's like rain all week. All it is is heat. All it is is heat. We have educated guesses though. We can see a storm front coming in, right? You can guess. Did you ever host the news when you were working there, Brian? No, I was never on the air, but I did do it in college. There's a video of me out there. You were the boom goes the dynamite guy. Yeah. Yeah. Very first time I ever did sports on, I think I got a tape of this somewhere, a little VHS tape. The teleprompter went down right when I was starting.

Really? And I was too scared to even say anything. Cause this was live on Murphy's Pearl TV and I just faked it and just went off memory the whole sports cast. And did you pull it off? I pulled it off. Wow. It wasn't great, but I just went off memory,

scores and things like that. But I did do weather once and there's a video of that out there too. I think Nate Lenz even posted that video. Oh man. Back in the day, I did pretty good. You were in front of a green screen? Mm-hmm.

That's fun. They had green screens back then. You're pointing around to stuff? Yeah. You're like, oh, I got a storm front over here. We didn't have blue because we didn't have a word for it yet. But, uh, yeah, I did pretty well. But, but I mean, whether it is amazing that they with satellite or whatever they're using, word of mouth that they don't think it's word of mouth. I'm just helping out here.

That's what I think. They're caught. They're like, all right, we're in a Phoenix here, call California. See what the weather's like. That's what I'd say. California is just out of luck. They just got to get hit with whatever they get. They just got, they got great weather.

But hurricanes generally come from the Atlantic on the, as far as the U S the, you know, hit the East coast and you get a week's warning a lot of time of something happens. So that's, uh, that's amazing. Yeah, we got, we, we, we clock those pretty good. Snow. We usually, that's not often didn't happen. But I think according to Greta Thunberg, uh, the world should be over by now.

Okay. I think she made a prediction a while back that, uh, climate change is going to do this. But this is what happens when Nate's not here Nate is here by the way, he's gonna be in here any second. All I'm saying is We're getting it out while we can. All I'm saying is you know, it didn't end and then so weather is pretty unpredictable You're gonna feel pretty silly when it does Only if it ends, you know pretty soon. Hmm

Well, alright that killed that line, but... Sorry you guys aren't up to date with what's going on out in the world. I mean, that's not my fault. You guys are checking out here. Well, it's 92 degrees outside right now. It's almost October. So there's something going on. I was, if anybody cares. I do care,

Brian. I'm sorry. It's taking a little, it's taking a second to get rolling here. I don't know if there's no bad energy in the room and I think I'm the one causing it. I think so too. I feel good. You ever feel like you bring a bad energy into a pie? I never feel like that. Okay. I'm solid energy all the time. Okay. Well, you can appreciate a little more empathy right now. But uh, let's just let's just kind of reset here. Where were you this weekend, Brian? I'm very curious. I was at I was in Cincinnati. Technically,

Dayton, Kentucky, Dayton, Kentucky, even better. Yeah, across the river Commonwealth sanctuary I did an all ages show. How many people you think live in Dayton, Kentucky, even better. Yeah. Across the river. Commonwealth sanctuary. I did an all ages show. How many people you think live in Dayton, Kentucky? And people go, where do you live? They go Cincinnati. All of you think so? Yeah. I love it.

Cincinnati. Well, it depends on another state. It depends on how far out you live. If, if you're, if you actually live in that area, you tell them you live in Dayton. That's like true. But I posted when I did that club, I posted on social media. I'm going to be in Dayton, Kentucky. The club messaged me and was like, just say Cincinnati.

Cause people have no idea what Dayton, Kentucky is. Yeah. But if even if you're, you know, 20, 30 minutes out of Cincinnati, you might not have heard of Dayton. I'm guessing. Right. Uh, and it might keep you from going. Exactly.

They're like this random city in Kentucky. It's like, no, I can see the red stadium. I can see the ballpark from Dayton, like right across the river. I mean, you live in Hermitage. Tell us you live in Hermitage, but outside of here, you would say you tell people you live in Nashville. Outside of here, he wouldn't tell anybody where he lives. Yeah, that's true, but it is still the same state at least. That's the thing. That is true, but it's amazingly much closer. It is so close, as you know. It's like East Nashville to Nashville. I mean, you see the skyline.

Yeah, I mean, the Cincinnati Funny Bone was in Newport, Kentucky, which was just over the water. Yeah, it's all a mess up there. A mess of a city. But it was great. It's got 12 bridges. I like Cincinnati. Yeah, it's fine. mess up there. Yeah. Yeah a mess of a city, but it was great well bridges I like since and I yeah, it's fine. It's a pretty city too many bridges Yeah, a lot of how many people trying to get across that little river I do like that bridge that you go across like coming from Nashville like the kind of the the covered bridge and it's real tight And then it you like that. I do like that bridge a lot like a scary bridge yeah oh look who it is just roll ladies and gentlemen showing up

Nate Barghetti everybody just tell him about my weekend welcome in Brian was talking about his weekend we we shut him down pretty quick we never got into it soon as he launched into it we're talking about bridges. I've had enough of this podcast. There's the grenade. Grenades. Could have got it. Someone complained about you not bringing it. The final one. Yep. This is the final podcast. Do it. Do it. Boom. It's uh hollowed out. I hope so. I know. Yeah. Everybody really gets nervous around a grenade. I'm not. You're not? No, I mean, I mean this one's very clearly. I don't want to touch it. It's engraved. It's uh there's so much heavier than they think they're gonna be.

Yeah. Well, might it be a real one? I think this is a decommissioned real grenade right here. Okay. You think you could throw this in combat? No. You do a hook shot. I always say, Ben Roethlisberger asked me when he goes, is there, it's not real, right? you know, you do a hook shot. asked me when he goes, is there it's not real, right? Everybody says and I'm like, no, I can't. Well, it's not locked and loaded.

Yeah, but you go, no, it can't be. That's a crazy question, but it does then make you go, it's not real, right? Like you're like, if it you just want to know, I just, you know, I want to see if I can get a... See what's going on in there. You can see down the middle of it. Well, Brian talked us through his weekend.

What about you, Nate? What have you... He started. Brian said two things. Go finish your weekend. Dating Kentucky. At the Commonwealth Sanctuary. It was an all ages show. It was very nice to see kids and their parents both be bored together as a

family, looking out there. How many generations do you think were there? You have three or four probably? Uh, grandparents and grandkids there. There were some people there who I'm sure were grandparents, but they weren't there with their grandkids. But there were some grandkids there though. There was a lot of young children there, so I'd assume their grandparents are still. Yeah. We're all grandkids. That's cool though. But there were some grandkids there though. There was a lot of young children there, so I'd assume their grandparents are still.

Yeah, we're all grandkids. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Yeah. So it was fun. Met a lot of folks.

It was good. I also did, well, I did my Brian Bates and friends here on Tuesday and that was great. Nate Kamen did a set. Angela Johnson did a set. Angela Johnson did a set. It's a hot show. Only friend you got. Dusty refuses to do it. You know what? Tuesday, Tuesday I was in Las Vegas. Okay. I did a corporate gig for Boot Barn. Old Town. I don't know if that means it. Old town? I don't know if that means. It just like you wouldn't be, you're like, I picture all your corporate works in Las Vegas, but it's in the other part of London.

We were off the street. There we go. There we go. South Point Casino. South Point Casino. That's right. There we was a boot barn. It was great. We had a great time. That's exactly who I would picture you doing a Corp before. Yeah. Yeah. That's who I wanted. It was like all the boot barn store managers. Yeah. The Nashville crew was like, yeah, we've seen you at Zany's. Wow. Yeah. I thought they said, oh, we've seen you at boot barn in Nashville. Unfortunately, no one recognized me from any of the boot barns that I've been in. I've been to quite a few.

I would think that'd be a corporate gig that you called and asked for. You would think. You sent your avails to boot barn. I wanted it though. I did want, when I heard I had it, I was like, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. And they go go into Las Vegas, you know, but not like Las Vegas.

They go, no, no, no, the other. That's the kind of Las Vegas I want to be at. I like a little off the strip. Yeah. You know, you want to get the desert. People are a little hard up out there and you know, I don't look shady out there. You know, it's like it's a good time. Do you run in

any tunnel people down there? Do you hear about what they got going on? I know about it. I don't know if I did. There were some people that I saw that I was like you could live in a tunnel. That's for sure. Yeah. I've been imagining some people that you see, you're like, you're like, yeah, they could, they could walk with them. Yeah. In the

tunnel. You know what I mean? Like it wouldn't, they can, what do you mean? They go back and forth. You see them up top. Right there. Well, so I don't know I told me but mole people in New York like they're saying they have there's Layers there's people that lived in the subway system like all went under New York like the old tracks and stuff Yeah, so there was a thing with mole people and they lived it There was different society you had to have some people at the top that could go out and get stuff So they have to be somewhat presentable. Oh Because they have to go out and get stuff. So they have to be somewhat presentable. Oh, okay. Because they have to go out and get stuff.

What are the other people looking like though? They don't know. They don't know, they're down there in the dark. I mean, I don't know if they've taken a shower in 10 years, like, or whatever. It's a different world, but you gotta have some people at the top that you still, if you found out they lived in a tunnel tunnel you wouldn't be like

surprised you'd be like okay but they also but I but when they walk out you can't be like that guy lives in a tunnel yeah you know you can't immediate he needs to kind of blend in with the probably the regular homeless people yeah I don't know about this tunnels they're talking about Las Vegas they said that they're like they get flooded out all the time yeah a lot of them die all the time because they get every time there's a big rainstorm. Yeah. I think that's a better way to say it. Flooded out. Flooded out's accurate unfortunately. Pretty gruesome. Yeah I'm telling the way that you said it then chummed in. I like South Point though the thing because it felt like you're off the strip, but it also still feels like, it doesn't feel like some regular, like kind of casino out in the middle of nowhere, where those feel like fairly empty and pretty sad.

This one was poppin'. I showed up, I flew in on Monday night, got into like 1230, walked in, wide open in there. Did you gamble? No. I just hung out, had cigars, looked at people and got in trouble for filming. You know, that's in the casino. Yeah. Yeah. Real quick. They didn't.

It did not take them long at all to shut it down. What were you filming? Just myself and I just, you know, just kind of showing the being like, oh, I'm at this place, you know, that kind of stuff. Sitting at the blackjack table. Yeah. Yeah. Film it. I listened to I'm at this place, you know, that kind of stuff. Sitting at the blackjack table. Yeah. Yeah. Filming. I listened to your podcast on the drive home today

and Dusty has a podcast. Drive home from where? Cincinnati. Oh, I was like. Nathan, Kentucky. What are you talking about? Kroger. That's right.

Couple episodes behind. Was there a show in the afternoon yesterday? Yeah. Why didn't you come home? Well, it was like over like it. I could have, but it was just a long drive and they had a play an hour ahead. Yes. He still would have been home around midnight. And that's for an afternoon show for what time was the show?

4pm. Yeah. She's done at 5pm. Done at 530. It's about a four hour drive. 530. Get home at 930. 830. Get home easily.30. It's about a four hour drive. 5.30. Get home at 9.30, 8.30. Get home easily by nine.

I say take the night apiece. Well, he's not running from the stage to his car. Yeah, I don't have a long list of fans to meet. You know the pace at which Brian moves around. Let me tell you who he wants to get out of there after a show. Brian's got a, anybody want to meet? You can just set that from the stage. You get a bright ass, Hey, do you mind if I get ahead of this traffic and leave her and they go, no, no, yeah, you should go.

Well, I sold a lot of shirts. I'm joking. I'm it is a, there's nothing better than an afternoon show and then being done. Then being done. And then you get to like, you could go eat. You could go watch some football in your hotel room. Have a real night. You have a real night to yourself.

I'm a big fan of that. So I'm just giving you a hard time. Well, so I was a couple behind on Dusty's podcast because he shares his good stuff on that if you want to check it out. It's all good, but. Yeah, but skipping ahead, because the one from two weeks ago, I, uh, yeah, but skipping ahead, cause the one from two

weeks ago, I'm like, let me just see. I like the Bible talk and I like the comedy talk, but some of his other stuff, I could take it or leave it. Sure. Skipping ahead on Dusty's it's interesting cause you know, I just skipped ahead and he'd be like, that's why I don't think vegetables are real. And then I'd skip a little bit more. He's like, if your child is kidnapped, you're never going to see that kid again.

And then I skipped a hell of a bit more and he said, look, if you're a diabetic or something, maybe talk to your doctor. I'm just saying this is what I did. All that's true. That is true. I remember saying those things. Now the take on the kid, that was a terrible take on the movie taken though. I totally disagree with you. I'd like to hear this. I think we've even discussed on this part. You said he was a terrible dad. He's the one told her not to go. The mom was the one terrible. Yeah, but you lock it down. You know, you make a harder, he should have made a harder push for her not to go

or had a conversation with the mom, been like, this is serious. It's a real issue going on. But he's the one that went and saved her. You know, in the end, yeah, he gets to pat himself on the back and be the hero. Yeah, killed 80 people in the process, but he got her back.

Yeah, but it's like, yeah, they still let her go. He knew that threat was real. He knows it's so real because he's in the business. It's like if you're in the business, I just, I don't even believe that the ex-wife is letting her go to this country alone. But she wasn't going on. She went under false pretenses. That's the whole point.

She's been a while. She was going with a friend and they lied and said, we're going to go follow you to around Europe and just go to these Concerts and go to museums and actually her parents were going to right now No, it was just her it was just her and a friend but but they lied about why they were going there So let's cut Liam Neeson some slack, dude Yeah, I just I'm not in I'm not into his him being so much of a hero. It's like cool It's cool action flick. I like it. But as far as him being a dad, I'm not in I'm not into his him being so much of a hero. It's like cool. It's cool action flick

I like it but as far as him being a dad, I'm not into it Yeah, but this is like yeah, but as teenagers going to Paris staying at that girl's parents house, and they were gonna be there. Yeah But still yeah, I don't support it. Yeah, and why aren't vegetables real? Well, I think it's well, I think it's an interesting idea, right? That, that, that, uh, like you have like all the, all the things that are listed as vegetables, like, uh, peppers, they have seeds. It's like, that's a fruit you have, um, you know, uh, lettuce, fruit lettuce. That's just leaves, uh, broccoli. That's a flower. Yeah. It's like, when you get down to it, it's like, well, lettuce, that's just leaves, broccoli. That's a flower. It's like when you get down to it, it's like, well, what is a vegetable? And then like, like you have potatoes, that's roots. It's like, it's all just a fruit. Is this is you coming up with this? Or is it? I saw a TikTok on it. Okay. But I

like the idea. But that's like saying there's no mammals because well, what was the dolphin? Well, I mean, they just have different names. It's just a fish. But it's just, just the point is that all vegetables could easily fit into a different category. Yeah. But maybe it's just the ones you can eat. So we just say, and that is what someone said. Yeah. It's like, yeah, he's like, this is right. But vegetables are like the edible version of all these. But I just thought it was interesting. I was like, I like that, you know, because tomato is a fruit.

And we've all agreed with that, even though we are like, oh, it doesn't seem like a fruit. I don't think I ever thought it was a fruit. Yeah. It's it is a fruit. It's listed as a fruit, I think. Yeah. And homegrown tomatoes are very, very delicious. According to the Vegetable Wikipedia, it says the original meaning is still commonly used and is applied to plants collectively

to refer to all edible plant matter, including the flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds. An alternative definition of the term is applied somewhat arbitrarily, often by culinary and cultural traditions. So it's not cut and dry. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's saying, but includes savory fruits such as tomatoes and curds. That's originally vegetables was just an overarching term for all of this, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that that makes sense. Veg, like vegetation, and then a bulls like edibles.

I feel people have just so much time on their hand. That's the problem. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like now once you, once you don't stop having to gather your own food, you're just like the worst. We're the worst now. We're just like, oh yeah. Well, I don't know if I would call it and you're like, oh, like, you know, the people that like have to grow their own food and gather like, yeah, dude, I could never, I don't care what it's called. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. I think you would just call it by its name. You wouldn't even really need a category for it. Look at the amount of people who've edited, revised and added to this vegetable Wikipedia entry. Wow. Thousands, thousands of people with nothing.

Wow. Nothing else to do. Yeah. Can you imagine? But I appreciate it, I mean, we just looked it up. Can you imagine though, like you're like, you know what, I'm gonna get on Wikipedia and edit this vegetable page.

Yeah, I bet, I mean, there's, yeah. Well, I bet there's high people that do it often. And then I bet there's people like, this guy's good. I like this guy. Yeah, I bet there are people that just pretty much all they do is just do this. Could they get paid at all? I don't know. They have employees. Wikipedia has employees. They just asked me for another donation.

I wish they'd get on my Wikipedia and do some stuff. Well, have you read yours lately? I think it got updated a bit. Better? Yeah. She just asked me for another donation. I wish they'd get on my Wikipedia and do some stuff. Well, have you read yours lately? I think it got updated a bit. Better? Yeah. Oh, okay. Cause as of last week, it was funny.

I don't know how accurate it was. Yeah. I mean, this looks pretty straight up. Yeah, I looked at it. Pretty straight up, nothing crazy on here. Okay. Nate Lynn gets a shout out there at the bottom. I like it. Nobody mess with this. Nobody edit dusty's Wikipedia. Yeah.

Yeah. This one's good. It's going to look completely different. This is tip top. I'm saying it's good now, but now we've opened the flood gates. Yeah. Well, uh, you went to the Titans game yesterday. Uh, they were favored by two and a half. They did not cover. Got her own guy. Yep.

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But you were. And it all went away. Oh, so you were on offense? No, this was a pick six. Yeah. What? But yeah, I played quarterback. Until, until like middle school.

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Additional NFL Plus premium terms at nfl.com slash terms. I like what happened in the middle of that ad. Well, it's an ad lib, so that's what we're doing. I like how that just went to air and eating a lot of donuts. Yeah. That's how we ad lib. We'll find a way to wedge that in.

Yeah. Is ad lib, when he does it, it says host ad lib, but it doesn't say throw it on other people. Did y'all read this? No. Let's do a quick. Oh, yeah. Oh, can I say I went to Austin, Texas this weekend. I did the mothership. Really great. Oh, yeah. Like just talk about what we did. And then and then I'll read this before we do the cover. Like top notch, like, I mean, they treated me so good. I've been treated very well by clubs for a long time but they were like above and beyond they were so nice to me they hooked me up really great five shows really fun I love it love the club

everybody there was super great loved it yeah that's great yeah yeah club was yeah that's awesome I mean everybody yeah everybody was nice they have a little bar after Mitzi's they can go go hang out in. They let me have cigars in there. It was great. Tony Hinchcliffe was in there. Very nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. I had a great time. It's awesome. Yeah. Look at that, dude. I mean, it's a cool club, right? So I felt, you know, a little nervous about it. And, uh, yeah, it was, yeah. That's good. Yeah. Hung out. No, he was doing the showcase there. I guess he just moved there. Yeah.

But, uh, yeah, we hung out a bit. Matthew Brassard, uh, yeah, old friend. And is he there? He was now actually, he said, I guess his wife is from there. So they kind of go back and forth a little bit. Yeah. So it was great. They took great pictures the whole weekend. I mean, had a photographer the whole time.

I mean, it's so great. Yeah. You got to go to Austin. I don't think so, but the condo was amazing. They had this condo, 20th floor, windows all around. I'm overlooking the whole city. I was the third person to ever be in the condo. So it was fresh.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yes. First-class treatment. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. That's awesome. Loved it. How many rooms is there? Two rooms. Two rooms. And so the other room just kind of run. Did you go up in the other room? I didn't know. I was doing five shows. I'm good with that. I don't need to. Yeah. And I felt good. I mean, the shows were all sold out and it was really fun. Every show was great. You know, look, people got a little rowdy some shows, but rowdy in a positive, fun way. The way you like. Yeah. The way you like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's great. I loved it. That's awesome. Look at that, bud. Yeah. All right. That's awesome. Look at that, bud. Yeah. All right

Fun stuff. Yeah, I was I went to Titans game and then I was in Foxwoods casino had a blast Trying to think of anything I don't happen 41 new minutes All right, pretty pumps Wow excited. That's saying so it's all, it's, yeah. They're full of one. Every show. So it wasn't like a fluke, cause the first time I'm like, well maybe it's a fluke, this crowd's great. Yeah, yeah.

Blah, blah, whatever. And I was actually forgetting a little chunk. I don't think it's all in there, but it feels, obviously it's not all in there. One part is I'm doing for, that I'm doing on SNL. But yeah. We haven't even talked about that yet. Yeah, we haven't even mentioned that.

You've got some. It's so funny. So many of the things that are like throwaway mentions now, we would have done a whole episode about it on the podcast four years ago. Now you're like, oh yeah, I'm doing SNL. Yeah. It's crazy. Forgot to lead with that.

Like that's insane. Hey everybody, Nate Briggett, you'm doing SNL. Yeah, it's crazy. I forgot to lead with that. Like, that's insane. Hey, everybody. Nate Briggett, you're doing SNL. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's it. I know I'm very, it's crazy. It's awesome. It's yeah. It's, uh, I don't know. I'm in it. Like, it's hard. It's like, I'm just in it, man. He's handing the football to the ref. He's been there before. I've been there. Like, it's, yeah, it's like's like, it's super, yeah, it's the craziest thing ever. Coldplay's super cool. I'm excited. I was working on the set. I'm still working on this, the monologue. I'm excited about the monologue. You know, it's, there's a lot of stuff that I'm doing. I'm excited for everybody to, you know, I think by the end of this year, you're going to hear, if you're here, a lot of announcements that this stuff that I've been working on, this stuff has come out. And so it's SNL I knew about, the Christmas special is a big one. And then there's just, there's some other, should be some other announcements and it's all kind of

splattered through the rest of this year. So kind of set the schedule or kind of let you know like what it's gonna be and what we're doing and I'm all I'm pumped dude like it's like with Nate Land even us as a company and what we're getting involved in all this stuff Nate Land Productions is a part of all this stuff so the CBS CBS specials are being produced with Lorne Michaels, but Nateland Productions will be on there too, cause I'll be there and we will be helping. And so more, trying to get more people to know what Nateland is

and Nateland Entertainment, Good Clean Funny and all that. And making, you know, want to make content, but want to eventually be making, you know, the TVs and movies and make stuff. I'm just, yeah, I was very excited this week, just talking about it. Jelly Rolls on it the first week. Mm hmm. Yeah. He's another big win for the kid from old Hickory. All right.

He's from Mania. So it's, but it's, I'm excited with like, we got some pretty awesome, there's just some awesome things going on. I can see it where it's like, we're gonna be able to make stuff and you know, like if you can show my comedy to someone, the goal of it is anything that we shoot, you know, yeah, we're not making, you can watch it with your family. Like, and I think you can make things cool

that you can watch with your family. And I think it's something that's not being done at all and uh so you know not everything might be as perfect but no I have every all of you guys listening and watching in mine and just trying to you know make I don't know I'm pumped I was excited it was thinking do you got it like it's like I got real big on being the whole weekend I thought about this morning I thought I wasn't know, I'm pumped. I was excited. I was thinking, do you got it? Like, it's like, I got real big on being the whole weekend. I thought about it this morning. I thought I wasn't going to say anything about it.

Cause that's, but it was like being a creator. Like if you can create, here we go. There we go. I'm just kidding. It is that. I'm just kidding. Being a creator though is, is everything.

That's the more meetings I get into, the more stuff I get approached with and blah, blah, stuff, it's like you realize being a creator is big. I think you either be a creator or if you're not a creator, be with a creator. Find a creator. Find someone that can make something out of nothing. And so it's not just comedy. It's any business that they can make something, someone that you could go to and go, this is not happening anymore. And then that person goes, don't worry about it. We're figuring out the next thing. You need to be around that.

You either need to be that or around that. And I think career wise. And so if you have your app somewhere with the boss and you're just like he's phoned it in if it phones it in from the top it's gonna be phoned in the whole and direction and that's what happens honestly I kind of feel with Hollywood a little bit like there's it's gotten to a point where they are just kind of like there's two removed and it's all and it's people that are still in business that were like there when, you know, I mean, I'm trying to think of like an old act, like when Dick

Van Dyke was on or something, you know, like it's, there's still people in Hollywood that were like, those guys still are around, not, and I'm not specifically talking about, I'm talking about hair, but like the people that are around in the 90s and they don't move. So it's, you know, people get kind of stuck and then they, you don't, if you don't have someone with good vision, are you? You either have it or you put yourself, if you go around someone with, that's a creator, I think it's a good thing. Yeah, more creating, less consuming. I feel like we really can get caught up in like just taking it all in, but it's better to, you know, create. It's better for your mind to create a little bit. Nobody is creating. In the grand scheme, in

your average work day, wherever you work, obviously people create, but the average person that you have interactions with, they're not creating. You're not interacting with a lot of creators. People are just doing life, and I think that's, and they can do that. I don't, I wanna make stuff for those people, so they can do it. If you don't wanna do, create or be do this,

I want to be able to be there to be like, just trust me, I'll make stuff that, for you, that, you know, whatever it is. You gotta have the consumer too, right? Cause if you're just creating, then. Yeah, not everybody, yeah. There's nobody to watch our stuff. It's a lot, dude.

It's a lot. But it's like every time I have any meetings I got, anybody, some brings up something. And then you're like, yeah, I gotta go create that though, dude. I have to come up with the thing, how that's gonna work. And it's, so you just learn to, you know, like, I don't know when to do it, when to do it. Creating is, if you walk around and you can create, you're walking, you are above any interaction that you will have. You might not be at the level that you're at right now,

maybe you're young, right? You're young, but you, but you have a mindset of creating, like you just, anything that gets introduced, you're like, why would they do it that way? That doesn't make sense. And then you go, all right, well you need to figure out, go learn that way, figure out why they're doing it that way. And then you go, well I think they should do it a different way. And then you go, well now I got to get in a position to do it in a different way. You don't get to just walk in, a lot of people walk in first day and go,

you should do this, you quietly do this. No one knows, that's the idea of it. You just kind of like are taking it all in and you quietly just like get to the point where you then go like, I'm gonna do it this way. And you gotta trust yourself, that's hard. I think I go through that now. It's like, I'm gonna do it this way. And you gotta trust yourself. That's hard. I think I go through that now.

It's like, I've been so much asking, am I doing this right? Am I doing this right? And then there's a point where if you do wanna go to another level, you have to go, I am doing this right. And I need you to just to follow me. And not saying it's gonna be right. That's a very hard thing to do.

Cause you want someone to be above you. I mean, that's, you know, essentially where God would come into play, like where that's the only one, but you'd want someone above you because you always want to go like, right? Is that a no, no, no, no. And so there's a point that keeps people stagnant. You get stuck when you can't, when you can't not go to someone and say, is this right? You think we should do this? You just gotta go to do that. And if you do it, there's nothing that could happen.

There's no way you could go wrong. If whatever you try to do, nothing matters. That's how you have to think. Yeah. Nothing matters. Yeah, just do it. I'm gonna make this video, what if it's I'm going to make this, this video. What if it's bad? It just doesn't matter. It's either good and people know it or they don't care.

And I'll make another one that's better. I'm not going to, it doesn't mean I fail or I quit or I did whatever. It's like, it's all a learning experience. You got to fail. You fake it till you make it. I mean, that's not the right term, but you fail while you're learning to do things. Yeah, but your failing needs to be,

I don't think you should be, it's weird. Cause people always ask us that like, oh, did you just bomb at the beginning? You're like, no, I mean, no, I didn't like, I didn't have a plan. Yeah, I wasn't going on stage bombing. Yeah. Every show, like what, like, yeah, stuff was what? It's just funny. Yeah. Well, they hear comics say that. I know. And you tend to go, yeah, I used to bomb all the time. It's like, I don't, in the moment you're like, if I was bombing, it's

not that I was a good comic, but or I was, I don't know, I knew what I could tell a joke. And you learning how to joke, not saying it would always go good. I would not get laughs. Yes, I did bomb a lot, but it wasn't like this, you know, sometimes you're comics and they're like, man, first 10 years, I bombed every, you're like, then you stink dude. If you bombed for 10 years every show, you got the most amazing stamina of anyone I've ever seen. Yeah, you're insane. But like a lot of times at the beginning, you're bombing, and I guess I just,

maybe I take it too literal. Your bombing is not because of you, it's because I'm in a bar, and there's five TVs on behind me, and no one's listening. That's majority of your bombing is you are in a bad situation. The reason the show would be whatever

is because I was in front of three people and I'm just trying to do comedy to keep them there. They don't wanna be there. And they were just waiting to go up next. Yeah, or they're waiting up to go up next or whatever it is, open mic is just people sitting around. It's not like you're bombing. It's like you're just, it's like,

yeah, the situation is brutal for the comedy. We're either y'all here when uh, it was very early when I started stand-up. Ron White popped in at a show on Broadway. I was doing a show that he popped in on at the- At the Broadway one, he went up and the crowd, it was like, you know, it's a bar on Broadway. It's the worst environment ever for a stand-up show. The bar on the end. ACME. ACME, yeah. The one at the end.

That was my show. No, you weren't running the show. I was headlining the show. I did a show at ACME. He came up after me. What I heard was he went up there, he was like, if y'all get quiet, I'll tell some jokes. Nobody got quiet.

So he was like, all right. Yeah, they were so loud for me the whole time. I had an okay set and then Ron White comes up and it's like, oh man, nobody got quiet. So he was like, all right. Yeah. They were so loud for me the whole time. I had an okay set and then Ron White comes up and it's like, Oh man, this is awesome. And he did say that if y'all shut up, I'll do some jokes here. And then they never did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, there are just impossible situations where that's most of your beginning is in not good situations, but it

does not mean that you're learning and you don't have jokes. I don't want it to come off like I'm saying I never bombed it. I just never understood it when it was like, when it's always going bad and you're always, you're like, what? You're like, you don't, I mean, you're, the great thing about standup is I can figure it out the next show. Not, you know, you're always learning and you're learning every day out the next show. You know, you're always learning and you're learning every day at the next show. That's why stand-up is so beautiful because it's, that's why when I go pitch shows or I pitch stuff to these networks and all this stuff and you know,

the best thing with the CBS thing is working with Lorne Michaels. That's been his production company. That's been the best thing. That's why that show is going the way it's going. It's because of him. Because that guy's been around for a very long time and that guy goes, I like this guy and I want this guy to do that. That's because of that. Because all the other ones, they're just, uh, yeah, I don't know.

And you want to go, hey, I go to every state every almost every city in America I've been to Europe. I've been to Australia. I'm telling these jokes They're laughing at these This just what I'm telling you. Yeah, and I went and did it so Let's maybe make television our movies that would Seem like they'd be for those people or at least they're welcome to come you know what I mean yeah it's a broad what about mainstream

what's wrong with mainstream I love mainstream me too and so it's like they're not mainstream all that stuff yeah I love Post Malone. I love everything he does. I love the fact that he's turned into one of the greatest country singers of our lifetime. Yeah I don't know anything mainstream you like. I don't know. Levi. Yeah, yeah I like some, you know, I like some mainstream things. Walmart.

Yeah. But your comedy does have broad appeal in the way that Nate's talking about. So it's not like you're some niche act that's like quirky and weird. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody can go to your show. Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. That's all. That's what I'm saying. Just call him. You have a good time. That's it. But I remember calling you anytime you would get mentioned on anything. If I was listening or like Artie Lang and Nick DePaul used to have a show. Yeah. Yeah.

I remember that. And, uh, one time they just mentioned you and who was the other guy that was their sidekick? Uh, Mike, uh, Bocetti. Yeah. And they just like mentioned you in passing and I called you. I was like, Hey, they just mentioned you on the, I was like, so excited for you. Yeah. And now I was like so excited for you. Yeah, and now I was excited

Yeah, last week wouldn't even mention you're on that Jimmy Fallon golf thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy, man It's it's it's uh It is it's doing a lot of this stuff. I just have a lot of you know, it's like it's It's I want to see this stuff filmed. I want to see how it does I want to do this variety show and see, are people going to watch? Or is it, you know, I'm going to try to make, we're going to make it the best we can make it

and fit what we're going to do. So it's like, I want to make all this stuff and see if people start coming out and see if, you know, it's like, I do know how to do this, but it's just like, if you have a vision, I think you can do anything It's always like if you're if you're if you I just think you can get an any if you have if you just know Like alright, I'm staying I'm just not gonna go off cuz sometimes some people you know

I get told or someone says some well don't become like that. Whatever you're like, I'm 21 years in this Trust me. I would already have a show if I became like that, whatever, you're like, I'm 21 years in this. Trust me, I would already have a show if I became like that. I don't have anything because of that. And the reason I have stuff now is because we have people in arenas coming out to shows. So there's a point, it's like Steve Martin, he's become undeniable, the point that a lot of comics we live by that you just have to get to that point where they can't they just go like you're your own thing yeah too big to ignore and then you just get to go do your own

thing but I mean I looked all this could come crumbled down that stink so I always remember that I am I could be terrible I don't think they counted as a rant and it was I haven't done the rant in a long time I don remember that I am, I could be terrible. I don't think that counted as a rant either. And it was, I haven't done the rant in a long time. I don't think I've done one in this, in this. No, this is the first rant in the studio. Yeah. I think you've done some. No, I haven't done any.

He doesn't. Now it's all dusting. It's just negative. Yeah, that's what I do. I feel good about it. I felt good about that. It was inspiring. Yeah. Exciting things happen. It is good about it. I felt good about that. It was inspiring. Yeah. Exciting things happen in here.

It is good to create though. People, you know, they, they, they get, you get, you consume so much that you go, Oh, everything's been created. Everything's been done. What can I add? And it's like, just do it. Just do it. Just do it. Just do it. And don't worry about the other people. You should put that on the slogan. Yeah. It's like, don't worry about what other people are doing. Just do it. Just do it. Just do it. And don't worry about the other people. You should put that on the slogan.

Yeah. It's like, don't worry about what other people are doing. Just do your thing. Just do you. Just have a vision. Be all you can be. And just put a bunch of stuff out on the internet. These are great things.

Y'all should write that down. Yeah. Uh, I'm loving it. Yeah. You go, if you just have your own, you know what you want to do. Yeah. I mean, there's so many things that I- Or get yourself around someone that doesn't.

So many things I've done that I've run by people and they go, no, I don't do that. And then I do it and it's good. And I'm like, this is bad too. This is the part that I would want to say. First time, I mean, I remember being around around so my dad obviously my it was a lot like this with he always just did it figured out magic and all that but when I started working when I did delivery stuff for my buddy Jimmy Hunter and before I started comedy and Jimmy Hunter was a guy like that he was a creator and so it was one of the

first times I ever got to be around a creator. We would be delivering for Sears. So we're delivering washers and dryers from Sears and then that ends up stopping. But I would stay with Jimmy and then Jimmy would be like, all right now we're doing mattresses over at this place. Or now we're doing Lowe's. We got into Lowe's and now we drove to Lexington, Texas, and we're in Lowe's. And I remember it was a big deal for me to see someone like that that goes, this guy didn't go, well, that's done. We're out of Sears now. I mean, I just stayed with him. He goes, don't worry about it. We'll be fine. I'll have us work. And then we'd stay with him and he'd always

have me work. He'd always, next day he's like, Hey, we're going here, pick me up and we drive and go do work. And so like being around that then, before I started comedy, that's what I'm talking about creating. That, like that guy, either, either if you're not the creator, if you're younger, if you're younger, like I was, be around a guy like that. Cause that's a guy that just looks at nothing is going to bring his world to the ground. It just can't. Cause it's impossible. Cause he doesn't have anything in one kind of thing.

And he does a very good job, but stuff doesn't, you know, it's like stuff just doesn't pan out. Like it's, you just go like, yeah, well Sears doesn't need us delivering washers and dryers anymore for whatever reason so now we do mattresses and then we did mattresses then we do recycle tires when they did all the tire recycling in when the Ford Explorer they took all the tires back we we all right we have we have to we had 24 foot box trucks. We're drive, recycle tires down to Atlanta. That doesn't seem fun at all.

Washer and dryers, okay. Mattresses, okay. Recycle tires. That job was on Dirty Jobs. Yeah, oh yeah? Yeah, that was hard. But it's the idea that like, nothing's, you're not above anything,

you're not below anything. Like you're just, you just go like, yeah, yeah, I'm just like getting the thing. Here's the thing we're doing. And when that thing got, I don't know, if you were old enough, you remember when that recycled tire thing, it was like a big deal. Cause it was like all Ford or something, their tires were recalled. So everybody had, I think I've talked about it on here, right? Maybe when we did our jobs. Yeah, everybody recycled tires.

So you'd have to go pick up their tires. One guy, we had to go pick one up in a cave. That was a, cause a guy, cause they would, a tire place would pay you to come get their tires. And then you take the tires to Atlanta. And then that's where they would cut them up. And so I drove a truck with a bunch of tires from Nashville, Atlanta and then one guy took the money to take the tires but just dumped

them in a cave. Wow. So he was like, well I'm not, so it's fraud. Honestly. Yeah. I think he went, he went to jail. Well, so we had to go get those tires. So those tires, we just went in the cave. Did he go to jail for that or other stuff? Yeah, for that. Okay. Because it was, and so we had to go get those tires. So those tires, we just went in and came. Did he go to jail for that or other stuff? Yeah, for that. Oh, okay. And then we had to go in there and then we, I mean, it's just. What do they do with these tires? They cut them up, chop them up and recycle them.

You ever see like a playground? Yeah. Yeah. You know, who knows what they're doing? You're probably eating them. No one knows what they're doing. They're in our foods. No one knows what recycling really is, but everybody says it, but I don't think anybody knows what they're doing? You're probably eating them. Everybody, no one knows what they're in our foods. No one knows what recycling really is.

But it's, everybody says it, but I don't think anybody knows what it is. Yeah, I don't like it on the playground. I go to the playground with my kids now. I don't like it. I don't trust it. You don't want to just land on the rocks? Nah, give us mulch again. That's mulch. I want wood mulch.

Yeah, I want sponge. Yeah, yeah, I like the rubber. I get what you're saying a little bit, but huh? I don't trust it. Well, yeah, I could see that you got a lot going on Would you like to know where the tires come from? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, who who's had these tires? That's what I want to know. I want to know Details about it. Mm-hmm. I'd like to know how they make tires. At the trailer park, would they do full tires? Yeah. As the floor.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I burned a tire one time. Wow. It was pretty intense. I wanted to, cause they were always like never burn tires. Yeah.

So I was like, well, I think we hung out with different people. I don't know if I've ever got told that, but I don't think I was ever in a position where they thought, Hey, I think Nate's about to burn this tire. But I wanted to see why you shouldn't burn this tire. Yeah. And it's pretty intense. The fire department came. I mean, it was really, yeah. How old were you? Ah, I don't know. 18. I mean, too old to be doing it. I feel like you're a scientist and you don't even realize it.

Yeah. But it was like, I mean, it was a too many experiments. Smoke, just a thick, you could see, I mean, way up in the sky, the fire department came and they were like, you can't burn tires. And I go, okay, sorry about that. I'm as, you know, I didn't know what to tell them. Yeah. I, you know, the body just walk out and go, what's going on out here? Well, I was in a trailer park. I don't think they were like, I think they were like, ah, here we go.

Yeah. They're like, this is best case scenario for why we got called down here. Yeah, that is true. Yeah. They go, nah, nah, you're fine, man. It's a relief. We thought we were about to break up, uh, break up multiple families fighting. So this is what you need. This episode is sponsored by better help. break up multiple families fighting.

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So we are in the lab. Tonight is the first Nate land. So we are in the lab. Tonight is the first Nate Land. First Nate Land live show tonight. Is that what's being set up in there? Oh, yeah. All right. Look at that. Yeah, we're going to be doing it's Monday night. First one. I will not be at this one.

I have to leave. I think one of the last softball games for Harper. But it's yeah, this is we'll be doing this every Monday. And I write I think every Monday. And then it's gonna be awesome. It's you know, just try you're gonna be able to come we're gonna have comics come. They might like will, they will hopefully be clean. Like we say, they're going to be like what we want that fits in Nate Land, but they might not be in their regular comedy act, but they, you know, hopefully clean it up. I think they will. Yeah. Probably not in their right. This happens to me all the time. People will open for me

and they'll be clean for me and then I'll see them at another show and I'm like, jeez. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a lot of that is, yeah. We have no, we will, you know, in the Nate Land world, there's going to be a lot of people we use that I can't promise you if you go one of their shows,

they're going to be whatever they're clean. But when they're here. Yeah. And that's what these comics, if you're a comic, comic learn how to be able to if you want to be dirty learn how to At least you be clean. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm hosting tonight. So I was clean yesterday with the family So tonight I'll try to dirty it up a little let loose. Yeah, you know, right let loose. He'll be a softball game. Yeah There's a guy in the comments who hates when I tell you to be dirty, but I just think it's funny to even just say it.

Yeah. I'm just, you know, I don't, you know, I just, I think one show, if you went out and just were like, just wild, I think it would be hilarious. And then go back to doing your regular thing. Make sure those phones are locked up. The Hot Fudge Sunday Show? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think DJ Demeers comes out this week. Alright, DJ's great. Yep, very funny. Yeah, DJ Demeers, that's showcase full set out on Monday. It came out today. Yeah. So it came out today and then Dusty hosted this round Chess City Washington last week. If you're in Nashville, tickets on South for the next showcase October 1st and November 4th all at the Lab. We got the Nate Land live show tonight. Brian is hosting. It's at the Lab every Monday night. Get your tickets the next one on September

30th. Nateland Entertainment recording Stephen Rogers special. We are recording Greg Warren special. Stephen Rogers is October 12th, Comedy Fort, Fort Collins. Greg Warren's special is November 23rd, Funny Bone, Columbus, Ohio. So if you can make it to one of those tapings, uh, you're, you're with us. You'll be on the ground floor of all this Nate Land world as we build it up. Uh, Nate Land podcast network update, two little quick ones. Always remember, check out, don't make me come back there with Dustin and Melissa Nickerson episodes drop on Thursday and we have a new podcast. Announcements.

This is the first week we're doing it. Super excited. Everyone wants it and everyone loves it. Everyone wants Greg Warren. Well, now you have him full time. All right. Debuting next Tuesday, October 3rd, The Consumers, hosted by Greg Warren, Tim Convy and Sean O'Brien.

A new episode every Tuesday. So there you go. That's right. When you can't be a creator, be a consumer. Like Greg Warren. Be a consumer. It can't be Nate B. Greg.

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Creating doesn't mean I need you to invent something. It's being, you need to create a new path for maybe the product that is already there, you got to go do it. Uh, the last thing, October 5th, I will be on SNL with Coldplay. Also, October 5th I will be on Saturday Night Live. I believe Coldplay's on show. And I'm gonna be gone, September, I'm gone, like I think a good bit. Because I have SNL, we have something else, Fall Break, I have something else I'm doing. We just have a few things. So we have a lot of fun guests planned to come in with these guys.

So, but just giving you a heads up, I'm gonna have to duck out. We're running around. Well, thanks. It was good seeing you, buddy. Okay, man. Let's start it with you guys' comments. Adrian Micah. This was such a perfect episode. The gang altogether, everyone relaxed and having a good time. Seeing Aaron so happy, relaxed. It was a great sound that Lucy and the baby are doing good, which is an answered prayer for many of us. Y'all's are the best. Is the baby? Did y'all talk about it earlier? No, we haven't yet. Yeah, Thursday night.

I had a kid. Oh, okay. It's his last night. This is my last night. What do I need to do the next couple of days? What should I get into? Vegas. Yeah, stay up.

Leave Lucy here by herself. Maybe sleep. Drop Lucy off at the airport, at the hospital early. Just so she's there. Southwest to Vegas. Direct flight. Direct flight. Yeah.

Come back next day. I would say sleep. Yeah. Just sleep. Sleep is probably the best answer, but the most boring one. Just sleep entire nights, like just all the way through. Yeah. Cause you're not going to get a lot of that for a little while.

It's hard cause Lucy, go feel Lucy getting up and out of bed. And that's hard to like stay asleep. Yeah. Uh, you gotta be like, uh, why don't you go sleep? You know what? I'm asleep in the guest room. Yeah. I got a big day of walking on my treadmill at my desk tomorrow.

I do. Popping off emails. Walking 500 miles an hour. Matt Graves, Nate said, Betta Bates Uber ride, set their future back a ton. That makes zero sense, but I knew exactly what he meant. And that's why I love this podcast. Yeah, that's very fun. Who knows it? Yeah, it can't set the future back, but it could. Maybe it could. Micah and Jess

shoot. Shoot, they get a little one together. Micah and Jess shut maybe or shoot. I agree with Dusty on country music genres. A lot of modern country really should be categorized as country pop. Coulter, Coulter, Coulter Wall is a great example of some modern quality, old school sound and country music. Love the pot. Coulter Wall's great. Really great. I think a lot of people are coming on your side now. Yeah. Well, they get it. People, people were afraid to say it, but now that it's out and they're like, you know what? I do agree with this.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Zachary Ward, love that Aaron referred to candle scents as flavors. I think his top five smells really got him going. Of the show gang. Yeah. I did get fired up. I didn't realize I did that. What'd you eat that night?

Did you have some candles back that far? Did you have something? No. Cause of the, how, when I got, when I got home after the podcast, well, you know, cause we talk about, you've talked about like something, you smell you like, and then you're like, Oh, I would like to come home and have smelled freshly baked cookies,

but that never happens. You know, Lucy get on it. You know, what does she even do? Destiny Trevino. One of Aaron's new top five scents soon will be his newborn baby girl. That's true. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. New baby smells. be his newborn baby girl. That's true. That's very true. Is it true? Yeah.

Oh yeah. New baby smells so good. Yeah. New baby smells the best too. Really? Yeah. And it's your, it's like your baby smell. Yeah.

It's the best. It's beautiful. It's the best, dude. It's the best. Just, that's the, I do, I miss the, being that little baby, like, you know, like they're just, they got wrinkles or they get like, it's just the best. Yeah, it is. So that will be, that'll be nice.

I'd like to comment on the spelling of destiny here. That's a, I've never seen that. That's pretty interesting. Yeah. Destiny Trevino. Yeah. That destiny though. D-E-S-T-Y-N-E-E.

I bet she decided that later. Well, maybe because Trevino, maybe regular destiny Trevino was already taken. So she just spelled it that way. Oh, maybe so. You never know now. You know, you can really put different names anywhere. Like back growing up, you really could only, there was never anything to do a fake name on, right?

Oh, other than like government documents, but yeah, you weren't signing up for stuff online. I know now it's like people can just go like, I'm John on YouTube and no one ever knows who John is back then. It was just, yeah. Your name tag at work. It's pretty much all you could do, but people at work would know you. Yeah.

But they're in on the joke too. You know? Yeah. Like you can do a nick name. People at work would know you. Yeah, but they're in on the joke too, you know. Yeah. Like you put up, yeah, you could get your, my, uh, my brother-in-law, his name's Gerald and he's got bald head. They used to call him onion head. And so he would have that on his name tag, onion head. That's a tough nickname. Was that a law firm they worked at? Yeah. Now, are you going to hand out cigars in the lobby, Aaron? Is that a thing? Yeah. You want us, you want out cigars in the lobby, Aaron? Is that a thing?

Yeah. You want us, you want us there waiting in the lobby? I'm coming if there's cigars. Wow. I didn't know that. I thought that was like an old wives tale that you smoke a cigar. Cause you just be able to just do it probably in the hospital, right? In the waiting room back in your day. I don't know.

I don't know if he's. Oh yeah. When he was born, yeah, smoking was definitely allowed. Yeah, yeah, the doctor had a cigar. Cigarette? I don't think it was cigar, I think it was, yeah, yeah, when Bates was born, it was-

I just think about her, you were born- During the daytime to have light. Sun's going down, Deliver this baby. Inducing. Is that what it's called? Inducing? That's what we're inducing. We got to check in at 11 45 PM on Thursday. Yeah. So that we started officially at like 1201 AM Friday. Yeah. And why are they doing it? of the night? No idea. No idea. Very little has been explained to me, but I'm just along for the ride.

Are you sure you got your AM and PM? I'm sure, because I remember saying, okay, that's a little late. And they go, no, that's how we do it. Maybe it's less busy at the hospital during that time. Maybe they're going to a concert or something. They gotta come after. What did they do? Hand stamped.

For, back in your day Bates, when they induced, did they, what was it, like they made them eat beef jerky or something? Like, I try to think of anything, like they don't, they don't have no medical way. Smelling salts. They just walk in there and go, hey! They scare, they go, hey! It's like the hiccups. And they go,

alright, it's happening. You know, when I was born, they scare. They go, hey, it's like they get up and they go, all right, it's happening. You know, when I was born, they said, I was like three weeks late and they said that they told my mom and dad to go drive around on some dirt roads. And it's like real bouncy. They said that should help induce labor. It gets it going. Yeah.

Yeah. So inducing was just like, you had an old fashioned, now they force it or now they, there's a way to do it now. Yeah. They medically get it. Come on, come on now. They a way to do it now. Yeah, they medically get it going. Come on, come on now. They go, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, girl.

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That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Yeah. Helix sleep. Aaron. He likes sleep. A pillow. You mean the thing you have 14 of at every hotel room? Some of those are not good. Uh, I mean, you know, I'm sorry. I appreciate you writing in Zach, but I mean, a pillow is a dime a dozen, brother.

I mean, he likes, does make a good pillow. But maybe he doesn't need anything else. No offense to our sponsor, Helix. We love Helix. I'm not running into a burning house for my Helix pillow. I'd be sad if I didn't have it, but I'm going to agree with you. I mean, it's like, if the house is burning down, I'm not worried about the pillows. Yeah. Just plain ahead. Yeah. I love that. He's like, well, I got to get some sleep though. My house is burning down, but I want to get a good night's sleep. Yeah. Zach, you think Zach would be asleep before the fire's out?

Yeah. Firemen are not even there yet. He's like, yeah, I'm getting a hotel. Has anybody seen Zach? Oh, he's out. He went over to the neighbor's house and knocked on the door and said, house on fire again. Do you mind if I stay over here?

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Hey, is this still good? Some old yogurt, yeah. I just did a clean out our pantry and fridge the other day. Stuff gets tucked back there. That's like, I don't even remember thinking about buying this. You know, it expired 2023. Just disgusting stuff. What did you eat though?

Did you eat anything? We at Waffle House today. No, I'm saying, but did you have, uh, what do you mean? Like, did you grab any of that stuff and you go, but I could still. A couple of things you got, that dates not, you know, about a week, you know, a week off. That's when you have Lucy test it for you. A week off is okay.

Yeah. Let's depends on what it is. Yeah. Milk or something. Milk will get ruined quick. Yeah. Yeah. Larry Miller Jr. When I was attending Auburn, I worked at Jim Bob's Chicken Fingers as a

dishwasher and cook. I loved the smell of chicken until I worked there. Every night I would leave, I would have to roll down my windows on my drive home and wash my clothes as soon as I got home to get rid of the fried chicken smell. Well, Larry, I don't know if you know this, but I also worked at Jim Bob's Chicken Fingers. And- Dishwasher or cook?

Yeah, and I never really made it up to cook. I got to cook a little bit, but I was mainly a dishwasher and a sauce guy. I like two employees coming together like this. Yeah, but I know what you mean about that smell, but I maintain that I still love it and loved it even then. And, but I get it.

It's kind of crazy. It is crazy. I don't know that Larry- I figure that's why he wrote in. I think you would have said, like you Dusty, I worked at Jim Bob. I think you would have said something like that. I worked at Jim Bob.

But I read it like when I was attending Auburn, I worked at Jim Bob's Chicken Fingers. Yeah. That, when I was attending Auburn, I worked at Jim Bob's Chicken Fingers. Yeah. That's how I read it. But you would have said something like, I also worked at Jim Bob's. I think Larry trusted you to kind of connect the dots. No, I don't think they knew. Should dishwasher and cook be capitalized?

Because those jobs aren't important. Well, depends on where you're working at. Jim Bob's, it is a big deal. Did I remember when I worked- I'm kidding. Also make the tea. Yeah, I was an expo food runner at Bluegrass Country Club at Hendersonville. The dishwasher was the hardest working guy

in the whole country club. He was a guy named Dale, he's on work release. And they used to, and he'd go back to prison when he was done. So he would work hard when he was there. Wow. And- He worked slow.

No, but he was just that kind of guy. He was just like, he kind of enjoyed working hard, and he used to tell me, I used to hand him plates and he was like, I go, this is gross. He's like, buddy, you couldn't gross me out if you tried. And you're eating the fries. Yeah, you're licking those. Tonight I got to use the restroom two feet from another guy. All right. That's fair.

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Uh, well, my daughter, uh, Pauly G. My daughter was three. She developed horrible breath. After, after it got worse, we took her to the doctors and they agreed it stank. But couldn't figure out why. That's how he's written it. A month went by and we decided to try a doctor one last time. She said there's something up her nose. She grabbed the long tweezers and pulled out a tiny piece of paper. When it came out, everyone in the room dry heaved because it smelled so bad.

As soon as she saw it, my daughter remembered finding a fortune cookie paper, folding it up and sticking it up her nose." Wow. That's crazy that something like that could smell that bad. So she had the olfactory fatigue going on. Because it smelled so bad, but it was in her nose. Yeah. She's three. I mean, it's like, yeah. Yeah.

It's funny. Just so bad. They go to the doctor and they're like, man, yeah, that breast stinks, dude. We don't, we don't know why. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. Yeah.

And doctor after doctor is like, I don't know. And finally one's like, well, let me see. And maybe look into this. What about the nose? Yeah. It's looking the nose. Yeah. It's like, uh, Carl from sling blade.

Figure it out. He's like, I ain't got no gas in it. Sling blade. Yeah. Can't find it. Right. Yeah. That one, the movies you can't watch.

Yeah, I have it. I own it though. If you guys have sling blade too. Yeah. Really? They blocked it off? No, I shared it on here. How? Yeah. You, uh, it's not you guys want to. I have Slingblade too. Yeah. Really? They blocked it off? No, I shared it on here how, yeah, you, it's not on any streaming service. Oh. You have to buy the DVD. Wow. But you can't even buy it on,

can you buy it on Apple? Like buy the movie on Apple? I think it's hard to even buy it. Hmm. Corbin Redding. I was actually on, I was actually on sister wives. I officiated the wedding of Christine Brown last season. I've been a fan before Nate land and actually listened to Nate land on the way to the wedding. So cool to see you guys talk about it. I'm in season 18, the last two episodes. Look at this guy, the efficient right there.

Corbin, look at that. Real deal. Oh man. How about it? Beautiful wedding. She marrying a different guy. Yeah. Wait, did he just kick up his leg? Yeah.

Well, she like Corbin told him to. Yeah. She kissed, she had toned that down. She leaned in. Corbin, he should say, what are you doing? Is she one of the wives that got divorced and married another guy? And that's part of the show. I think you know the lore better than we do, Dusty.

Yeah, that's intense though. That's inappropriate. They'll be kissing like that at the wedding. That's inappropriate. I, I, that, that is a, an aggressive kiss. He's into it, man. You know, he's into it, but there's family out there. Yeah.

But I look, this has gotta to be this ain't wedding number one You know what I mean? Like this is definitely Yeah down the line kids. Oh, yeah. I mean, so yeah, there's not you're if the kids are there they're probably the same age as the parents and Really grossed out right for sure. I mean, it's just so inappropriate though. Yeah For the honeymoon guys. I know but I think just so inappropriate though. Yeah. I know. Save it for the honeymoon guys. I know, but I think it's your, again, you're at a wedding that's, uh,

the producers probably said, Hey, do something fun. Yeah. Yeah. I really show off in front of the other wives. If you're listening, the dude kicks his leg up like a, I don't, I don't even know. I'm like a woman might do. Yeah. I mean, he's doing it to be funny.

She's leaning in for the kiss. She's the aggressor here. Aggressor is a strong word. Yeah. I don't know though, look at her. Well, thank you, Corbin. That's pretty exciting. Yeah, that's cool. That's pretty cool.

I'd like to know how Corbin felt about it. He seems uncomfortable. I can only see one eye, but. Yeah, I'm sure it's just taking, I mean, again, I'm telling you, they're like, let it play out for a second. It's going to be, this is a wedding, dude. They're going to be kissing like that. You're, this is, this is what I mean. It's inappropriate for your typical wedding, but this wedding right here. Oh, they're going back in. I thought y'all were overreacting at first, but man. No, no, no.

It's like take it easy. It's, but, uh, it's, I think. I remember when this lady got divorced. Oh, really? In the show. Yeah. There you go. But this is, she got divorced from the other guy.

Now she's marrying this guy. That's what I mean. So when you do that, that kissing is not, it has no, there's no appropriateness to it. And she was married to a guy who was married to three other women. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Come on.

I don't think they're technically married, but they're like, you know, cause I don't think you can have multiple wives in Utah. I think that's illegal, but. Uh, yeah, I don't even know what the, yeah. Yeah. I have no idea what the dynamic is for any of this, but I hope everybody's happy. I've watched more of this than but I hope everybody's happy. I've watched more of this than I would like to admit.

Hannah watches it. Yeah, what in there? I'm watching this show with Lucy now. It's one of these shows. It's just like everybody in the show is miserable. I just don't understand. But I mean, I'm watching. Night and Day Fiance?

It's called Tell Me Lies. It's about these college kids and they all, they're all friends, but they all hate each other and they all do horrible things to each other behind their back. None of them has ever had a good day. I don't think I've seen any character smile. I'm kind of into it. What's the show called? Tell Me Lies. What's it on?

Hulu, I think. Speaking of creating, they know how to create a good show. They know how to pull you in with some real crap That's what it is. I mean even Lucy's watching she's like yeah, this shows stupid It's I mean, it's idiotic a lot of it, but it's just like I don't know The cover of that we should even show it now, I'm sorry What do you watch it? Some matter you man. Yeah, you got a baby. What's the matter with you? Not yet. Not yet. That's what you should do. Once the kid comes. Yeah, we're gonna change. Yeah, Ben's watch Tell Me Lies until the baby comes. Yeah, be done with this. Yeah, I'm

ready to be done with it. Yeah. Shows are, yeah, it's like, uh, again, this is, you're making stuff. They're not, it's, it's because I, I think it's because people make stuff. All right. Well, firetruck sounds of Nashville. Yeah. I think it's, it's cause like when they make it, it's the people that are making it as the writers do it, they're making it stuff that they watch kind of stuff that they, they kind of are into. And so they're like, oh, we're doing a show like that. And you're like, nobody, because a lot of times I think in LA,

people are not living a regular life. Like you're not, you're kind of like, I don't know, you're single longer than the average person is. And you can go to more parties or you go live this kind of, like man, I remember living in New York and it's like Sex and the City, when that first came, it was a good show because there was not really, I guess, a show like that. But then it's like now it's only shows like Sex and the City. And you're like, all right, well, there's not, you know, it's got to go another way to be like, well, there's other people.

Maybe we don't need all. Yeah. Does that make sense? Totally. Totally. Maybe it should start trending back the other direction. This is what you're trying to do. It's what we're trying to do.

You know, the real deal. We, uh, we're not going to do this. Yeah. We're going to finish up the senses, going to do touch, but we got to show. We're not going to really touch on it today though. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

We got it. I mean, that's better than anything we were gonna do. Yeah, we may not even do it now. That's gonna be better than anything I was gonna have. So we got to wrap it up here. What, in about 10 minutes? Yeah. It's been a hot podcast though.

I feel good. That's a nice shirt you got there. Jacket. Yeah. Yeah. People often comment how we all dress so differently. You guys and Dusty and I. Weather wise. Yeah. I. Oh, weather wise?

Yeah. I like wearing, but I think we're bigger. Yeah, I think there's just a vulnerability in only wearing a t-shirt. We, yeah. If I were in unbelievable shape, I would wear just a t-shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Me, yeah, we're on this, I make fun of Aaron, but I have the same dumb body and I'm uncomfortable wearing just a t-shirt. Why have a backpack on too? I need more stuff. Cause if it's just me, you want the back to match the front. I'm totally getting, I just trying to balance it out.

So he doesn't tip over. What's in that backpack? Just weights. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I'm totally kidding. But did Lucy go, did Lucy go, you don't even know what it's like to be pregnant. And you're like, well, here you go, you don't even know what it's like to be pregnant. And you're like, well, you go, yeah. Well, I don't get to have mine.

You go try to be pregnant every day of your life for your whole life. I've said that a couple of times. She's like, you have no idea how hard this is. I'm like, look, the kid's like five pounds. Yeah. You know what I mean? You seen these calves? Yeah.

Oh, I know. I don't want to mention. Yeah. There's a, I heard about a long ball festival in McMinnville that's getting started and... Oh yeah, well, you know, I watched this movie called, it's called Black Ball and it's like a British movie. Vince Vaughn's in it.

I've been going down a Vince Vaughn deep dive, old Vince Vaughn movies. And it's like British in there. And it's basically like bocce ball. If you ever played that on the beach where you rolled the small ball down and then you try to roll the other balls and try to get as close to that one.

But this is like, it seems like a big game there. And I wanna do it. I wanna make a big black ball tournament. That's what I wanna do. Bocce ball? Yeah, but they just call it balls, I think, in, in, in, in England. But it's exactly Bocce ball? But, you know, but you're on a...

I'm not Googling this. You're on a court. Yeah. You know, as opposed to just the beach. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah. Like Bocce ball. I don't know. When I played Bocce ball, we did it on the beach. That's all I know.

Okay. I've only played it on a little outside, outside, but not on the beach. Green because you want it to roll a little bit. Yeah. Tough to roll on sand. Well, yeah, you get it on the sand closest to the water out there. Oh, so it's hard sand. Yeah. But you want to build a court at your place and make a festival. Yeah. Get to get McMenville people together. I guess play some. It's just built around that. Yeah. We'll have a grill out, cook some food out there. You go do a show very early. Yeah. Maybe

I'll do a little show. Very early stages of this idea that may not ever pan out, but what are you going to call it? I don't know. I not gotten that far yet. What do you think? I don't know. We got some other steps to take care of first. We got to figure out what the sports call it. I've always been a big fan of the name first. You build the everything around the name. It gets everybody gets to wrap their head around it. Yeah. Huh. You know, like this bocce ball, but not bocce ball festival. Kind of Bocce ball at Dusty's house. And it was, how do you spell Bocce even? You know, it's confusing, you know?

Dusty ball. Dusty ball. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. And then you go, I got this new game. You tell them the rules and then someone goes, is this not Bocce ball? And then you go, no, no, it's a little different.

So maybe you add something different into it. Oh yeah. So if you can make up a new thing to Bocce ball, then it's. The OCC? Yeah. So yeah, see that on the, the one that they're playing on it's like, it's like, it's like green turf. Is it?

That's what they're playing on. It looks dead of like Nick Saban. That's what he's up to now. There's going to be Dusty and three of his neighbors in a few weeks? Yeah. It's green. It's all turf though. This is a live shot of the dusty bowl. I don't want to play on this gravel. It's getting intense. Like this pea gravel out here. What you'd play on turf? Oh turf? Like Astro turf. Would you send a letter out to the medieval residents? I want to meet the mayor anyway. I want to try to get together with a McMillanville mayor.

To tell them this? No, just to hang. Oh. I just wanted to let him know I'm around and I'm a public figure and I'd like to be friends with him. You got, I don't know if you've heard, but I moved to your city. Yeah. He goes, uh, yeah.

He goes, I do this in every town that I moved to your city. Yeah, it goes. Yeah, he's I do this in every town that I moved to I've always met the mayor in all my towns, but usually it's because I was on the wrong side of the law But now that I'm straight and narrow Yeah, I'd like to meet the mayor of McBinville and let him know I'm out here Yeah, and let's get you know, let's get together. What, and you're going to ask them for something. You want something. Well, you got to, you know, ease in. I don't know what I'll ask, but yeah, you want the relationship. You're going to want, so you want, I need some more gravel. Yeah. Like you're going to do, something's going to be. But would you put the

artificial turf on your property? I think so. So it'd be a permanent. Or maybe you don't do artificial. Maybe you get uh you know, there's a real kind of turfy grass. Turf. Uh I don't think that recycled tires like filter. Yeah. What if you use recycled tires like a yeah mulch. Yeah. Yeah. Leaves. You need some more

leaves. Everyone bring this. I will. I'm excited. Falls first day of fall. Yeah. Plenty of leaves. And so, leaves will be coming back. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, plenty of leaves now. And so leaves will be coming back. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah. All right. Now, what's your garden this year?

Really good. A lot of tomatoes, a lot of asparagus, a lot of grapes. I got a huge beet that I picked today. I let this beet grow for so long. It's like a potato. It's amazing. How do you stop it from growing long, it's like a potato. It's amazing. How do you stop it from growing? Kill it?

I just pulled it up, yeah. Yeah. Kill it. Kill it. But you could just keep going? I wanted to see how long, I got a guy coming to build some new garden beds for me. So I wanted to, I wanted to see-

Where do you, can I ask you before you, I wanna hear the end of this. Where do you find a guy like that? Where do you find the time? Got a guy coming to build me garden beds? Well, he listens to my podcast. He built the porch for me. Oh, okay.

And then he also does landscaping stuff. So he's going to build some garden beds. And then, so I got to get rid of the beads. So, on this podcast, we go, look, we'll read your comment. On your podcast, you're like, you want some work, I'll give you some work. Yeah, exactly. Your listeners, you're going to be in the house. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking for some things to get done. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, what happened with this guy is I got a new neighbor and my new neighbor gets, you know, he gets pretty wild. He gets a lot of letters from the HOA. He's in a, you know, always into something. And I started describing this guy and what was going on. And so the guy that built my deck emailed me and said, this sounds just like my old neighbor. So we started chatting about it. I think it is.

He said, wait till Christmas. This guy's gonna have a lot of inflatables. And then he did. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. So he thinks it's his old neighbor? I think it's the same guy. Yeah. But where he lived, there was no HOA, so it got super wild. Yeah. You put a lot of Christmas inflatables in your house? Not a single one. You think when that

guy moved in, they go, are you sure you're going to hang on HOA? And they go, that guy's got the fence backwards. He goes, put me next to that guy. That guy's going to get it. Yeah. Yeah, that guy's got the fence backwards. Yeah. He goes, put me next to that guy. That guy's going to get it. Yeah. Yeah. That guy's got a bat cave over there. But you know what? That guy, my air conditioner broke.

He works, he works for an air conditioner company. My air conditioner broke. I went over, I go, hey, uh, you think you'd come look at my air conditioner? He comes over, he's like, opens it up. He's testing things. He's cutting wires. He's sweating. I'm like, this guy's about to screw up my air conditioner and then he goes

Oh, you're gonna need this and this this and I go well, where do I get that? He goes well They're not gonna sell it to you unless you're licensed and then he goes I think I got it in the truck and then he goes And gets it fixes the air conditioner. It's perfect. Yeah Won't wouldn't even let me give him money. So you're gonna let him get away for with some inflatable stuff. I want to write the HOA and be like, this guy's okay. How much inflatable stuff would he have to do before you have to go like, look, dude, I was going to, I like four of them. I was like, absolutely. I won't say a thing. Well, last year he goes, he's got a small yard. He's like, I think I'm going to use

some of your yard for my inflatables. And I was like, well, you know, and I think that would do it. Yeah. He started using my yard. Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah. We got another Michael siding, uh, Michael Clay, TMZ photo. All right.

Dusty looks like when he goes to the post office, exactly how he looks all the time. That's my buddy, Michael. That's Aaron. Yeah. I remember talking to him. Did he stop and say hi to you? Yeah. Yeah.

Incredible. Yeah. We had a good time hi to you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Incredible. Yeah, we had a good time in there. I wish you had done that for me. Well, you know like when a dog's eating out of a bowl and they go, don't pet it. Yeah, don't touch it. Like it's like, I feel like it's like that. That's me at Chipotle. He walked out of Chipotle bag like, you're like, I'm in a zone.

He's got, you know, sir, you got two backpacks on front and back and then you're carrying them back. Just trying to look, uh, because I don't even better look at it. I'm not comfortable. You got a hoodie on. It's 193 backpacks, two bags of Chipotle. You just won't do it pointing. You just nod at everybody because you won't point. And you go yeah dude i mean

you're difficult to come up to Aaron all right this was a quick one uh so sorry about that uh but uh yeah uh i'm trying to think uh i will check out Saturday Night Live. Congratulations on SNL. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, it's big time. Very excited. Yeah, it's it's uh Have you met Coldplay yet? Have

you talked to him? Uh no. No, I haven't but uh yeah, it's crazy. It's insane. I don't, you know, uh it's II if I don't seem like I show anything, look, I'm blown away by it. I just take it all very serious and I want to live up to your guys Expectations, so I've been working on the monologue pretty hard So yeah, maybe it's gonna be crazy this Thursday

You're having a baby I'm at Louisville comedy club Two lives are being changed. Yeah. So come to that Thursday night. October 4th, I'm at Alley Rays in Knoxville. October 11th, I'm doing a show with your dad and Jeff Allen at the Fisher Center here at Belmont University. October 22nd is my next Brian Bates and Friends here at the Labazates. Oh, October 17th. I'm at Arlington Draft House for the first time in Arlington, Virginia.

Oh, nice, dude. That's a great club. Yeah, it is. You know, my funnest this weekend was I think the end of the Be Funny Tour. Wow. Not to say it like officially. Yeah. It was the last, I don't have any more shows. I have a corporate gig, but I'm basically done with shows. Wow. How's that feel? It's crazy.

I mean, I have, I'm so, honestly, it's, I'm very busy with a bunch of other stuff. So it's not like, but it's, yeah, yeah, it's kind of crazy. All right. Sorry. It's all right. Congratulations. Saturday Night Live! On the baby. October 5th. I'll be there. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry. It's all right. Uh, congratulations. Saturday that live. On the baby. October 5th. I'll be there. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Congratulations. Friday night.

I'm hosting mad TV. Uh, I said not to put you on that. I go that's no. November 24th, St. Louis, helium. All right. Got a couple of tickets available. Both shows. That's the next show I do, which is pretty crazy. I look at a month and a half off. I'll be busy, but thank you to everybody who's reached out. A lot of people, DM me, commented saying, you know, the praying for us. Appreciate all that. Uh, we're pumped, man.

We're pumped too. Okay. Friday, Lexington, Kentucky. It's close to selling out, but there are tickets. And then Saturday, Bristol, Tennessee, two shows. It's close to selling out, but there are tickets and then Saturday, Bristol, Tennessee, two shows, uh, close to selling out there too. So get some tickets. It's going to be hot weekend.

That's great. We, uh, yeah, Aaron, we'll be a new man. Yeah. I'm so happy for you. Thanks guys. We're very happy. Appreciate it, man. It's a beautiful thing.

There you go. He didn't even feel it. Appreciate it, man. It's a beautiful thing. There you go. There, he didn't even feel it. Uh... Oh, God. Okay.

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