The Nateland Podcast - #6 The Future

Episode Date: August 5, 2020

This episode we discuss the future. Will we someday have flying cars? Electric cars? Self driving cars? Cars at all? Will computers try to take over the world? Will advances in medicine allow us to ...live forever? Nate, Aaron, and Brian give us their opinion based on their limited knowledge of the facts.   Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Recording & Editing by Genovations Media https://www.natebargatze.com https://www.allthingscomedy.com https://www.genovationsmedia.com Email - Nateland@NateBargatze.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 what's up everybody welcome to another episode of the nateland podcast i'm nate bargatze's aaron weber brian bates still introducing also people have our dog she's under here her name's holly and you might see her running around. She sits in here for, I don't know, some of the episode. And then she even thinks it's too long, so she leaves. It's one of her comments. And she runs out. But, yeah, thank you guys for coming back.
Starting point is 00:00:40 You know, we're getting in a groove. I think we're starting to figure out, you know out what's the system of how we're doing this. I like papers. I love having papers, man. Like this. It's nothing better. It feels like something's accomplished. And we have a good list of stuff to talk about today.
Starting point is 00:00:59 What I was thinking about starting the show is what we did last week is we want to do the first, you know, the first beginning to kind of comments on some comments that people wrote about, about the last episode. And so I think we're going to try to keep that going and see how that goes. So if you're listening and you don't want to hear about these comments, then you can fast forward. But what I find is people realize we may not know what we're talking about a lot of times and they want us to know it. Yes. Also, yeah, realize like the point of this is we're just looking this stuff up yeah and like so that's it i mean there's no there's not you know there's not a guy like that's what rogan's for go watch rogan rogan talks to a professional and we're just comedians talking about whatever we're trying to find topics that are fun to talk about we like having stuff that are you can dive in and get involved and try to
Starting point is 00:01:51 be interesting and funny and whatever it is and but yeah we definitely we're shooting from the hip yeah i mean a lot of stuff could be completely wrong and um you know so that's what i mean that's what it is it's going to be wrong i don't know most things i do is wrong so uh all right let's get uh because i think we'll have a long one i've heard we're gonna have a today's a good one uh a topic i knew you should never say that at the beginning guys this is gonna be a haul uh just you know that's you ever hear someone say when they go it's the worst thing i hate hearing comics say it when they they say uh they mentioned something like i went to the store today but i'll get to that in a minute and then and then they go into something else you're like dude i can't that's i i'm already regretting i don't want to hear the story thing. You know, the whole time you're talking, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:02:46 God, we still have to wait to hear he went to the store. He hasn't even got into that. I felt that way at church when the preacher's like, later on we're going to be talking about 2 Thessalonians. Oh, boy, I'm already checked out. Yeah. Yeah, I checked out of that comment. I already checked out.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Sorry. Go to church. That's all right. No, no. It's good you go to church. Uh, so that was like, that's, that's just a funny thing to be like, we're just talking about comics. You're like, I know.
Starting point is 00:03:18 I hear it. That's like my, my, I feel like my mom would be like, I know our pastor did it. You're just like, oh yeah, yeah, that's right. This did it. You're just like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. This guy can't even relate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like an old man. Yeah, I have a hard time getting the ATM in the car to drive to. They don't make it anybody else.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And you're like, no, I think your arms are getting shorter. So let's go through these comments. So the first one, we're going to do Matt Orgen and a lot of people commented this but the office took off because the 40 year old virgin came out between season 1 and 2 otherwise it was
Starting point is 00:03:56 being considered for cancellation and that's also why he got in shape they said for the movie so that's good so that's solved. So that's solved. There you go. Check that one off the list.
Starting point is 00:04:10 This is one of my favorites. Sam Wyman. Listen, I love the podcast and can listen to it all day, every day. However, if I continue to hear Brian's nose hairs whistling into the microphone whenever he breathes, I will cut my ears off. And I think that's fair. I like that the guy has narrowed it down to, it was you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:29 That's some detective work. I just assumed people would blame Aaron for a lot of the heavy breathing. But, I mean, everybody was like. I did get blamed a couple times in the comments. Also, first of all, I want to apologize. There was a lot of comments. If it was just one, you're like, well, that guy's crazy. But when it's like 18, you're like, well, they may be onto something.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yeah. So I apologize for that. And I also noticed that whenever it's a nice, fun comment, people like to say, oh, Brad was funny or Matt,
Starting point is 00:04:54 you know, whatever I've been called. But when it's this, they're very specific. They know. Brian Bates needs to die. At Brian Bates comic. Is it at Brian Bates comic?
Starting point is 00:05:03 Comic. Comic, yep So go and follow if you're tired of noise Nose hair whistling Cutting your ears off is a little much Well, I don't know You just stop listening I don't know, I'd go with the ears
Starting point is 00:05:16 To be honest, Sam Either, I'd say I want the listeners to be I want them to either Cut their ears off or listen. I don't want you half in. You're either all in. Your ears are off. I can't listen because both my ears are gone.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Or you're a fan and you're listening. That's the way I want it. Brock Sanderson. Gretzky was so dominant that if you took all his goals away, he would still hold the record for most points ever, which is unbelievable how crazy. How does that work?
Starting point is 00:05:49 They get points for assists and goals and something else. I feel like we can't ask questions. Now we're going to have to read comments. This is a comment for the last week of the comment. We're going to have to keep doing comments. All right, guys. The first five minutes is the comments about the other comments that we did and then the next 20 minutes is about the current
Starting point is 00:06:08 episode. We're eventually not even going to have an episode. This first week is about the two previous It all just keeps going, never stops. It's assist. Assist. So all his
Starting point is 00:06:23 actual goals he could still lead in points which is that's insane nuts nuts interesting fact when pete weber said who do you think you are i am he has said that he was yelling at a 12 year old kid that was talking trash to him in the stands i mean couldn't get better for that to be the reason. That's Peter. What made you say that? I'll tell you what made me say that. Stupid kids of this generation.
Starting point is 00:06:54 They think they're better than me. Who do they think they are? I am. I mean, that is definitely an old man yelling, talking trash to a kid and doesn't really know what he's saying. Yeah. What was that kid saying? I would love to hear that.
Starting point is 00:07:08 I don't know. You know, those aren't arenas that they're doing that in. This is pretty small. It's bowling alleys. Maybe he said, who does he think he is? I am. That's what the kid said. Who does this guy think he is?
Starting point is 00:07:20 Because you are. Or something. It's the opposite. And then he says, who do you think you are i am such a great line another one this uh another comment it's a very funny sports story she uh was it a girl i don't know yes yeah so the young lady youth she was at Youth Swim Meet, the 4x100 relays where each member swims the length of the pool. First member of the
Starting point is 00:07:50 relay dives in and starts swimming down. This girl, she said, I'm supposed to go third, but I didn't know someone else comes back. So when the first person touched the wall at the other end, I dove in and started swimming.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I crossed my teammate mid-pool and thought, wow, she really screwed up. Great time, but we ended up on the wrong side of the pool. Dude, that's so funny to me. When I first read that, I was really, I mean, I read it, so I was laughing sore. It's just, I love it. I love the idea of just, I mean, you know, because when you're swimming, you're just oblivious. Yeah. You dive in. There's no, the person has no, it's full-on commitment with just all the people watching going, why are you doing that? And you're like, hey, just really getting after it. Yeah, to pass somebody in the water.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Oh, God. You almost hit each other. Just what just what are you doing yeah those lanes are narrow yeah and just what are you doing you probably can't hear anything when you're swimming like that right so you just have no idea to yeah to come up and just be like just like really like just how do i do how do we are we good all right and you're like you've lost it you lost the turn that girl at the other end touches it just thinks i mean the girl the other end probably touches and you know i mean i don't know if everybody's putting it together you could think someone drifted over into the lane i bet that happens with like youth swim is just yeah someone just is in four lanes over just just kind of sideways angle.
Starting point is 00:09:25 You ever go see someone swim in the YMCA, and they just, boom. It's like they're just hitting the sides. Yeah. They can't stay straight. Yeah. I never like if you go swimming. I like swimming, and I tried to do it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:42 It's a whole thing to go swimming. If you go to the y or something you would go in you gotta change it's a just a nightmare yeah and so i never i was like i'm not gonna ever commit to this to be to be the exercise you're supposed to do and when you go and like if it's crowded too i'm out like i need maybe one person in the whole pool in the area if it's three i mean i'm done if there's one because people just get in lanes people just will get in and be like oh okay i'll swim and i'll swim this way and you swim there and stay in the same lane and that's so uncomfortable to me like i think if the lanes are full i mean i'm just not swimming yeah of, of course. I'm not going to share a lane. That's crazy, right?
Starting point is 00:10:26 Yeah. COVID's helped out a lot. I love this. There's a lot of stuff I really enjoy. When you go to a restaurant, they can't sit you on top of someone. When you're standing in line, there's not just someone on your back. Yeah. I've seen a lot of bathrooms are blocking out the middle
Starting point is 00:10:46 urinal yeah it's like this is why is that there to i mean covid's unbelievable covid hopefully it'll never end i mean big fan i'll tell you what there's a lot there's there's more i would want to go if they go there's a lot of we learned from covid wash your hands like they do all this health stuff and they go then we got nate and i want to be like guys the social distance thing is not a bad way to live let's that's something we should all take away from covid is make sure stand back from the person ordering if you're at starbucks what do you what do you gotta are you and you are you gotta order over that guy's shoulder no back up just back up even if you're healthy even if you're healthy. Even if you're two healthy people. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Don't just be on top of something. Don't be a backpack to a guy. Yeah, this works out well for you. I love it. I mean, dude, sitting at a restaurant is the greatest thing ever. All right. This one, I do like this real quickly. Someone said in the 70s, this woman, she said she was a teen mom killing it. I have a joke about teen moms.
Starting point is 00:11:56 They actually do great because, I mean, if I was a teen mom, if I was a teen parent right now at 41, my daughter would already be gone. Yeah. You're living the life, you know? You hit 35, 40, kids out of the house. Wow. wow i mean you're in the peak of your life yeah been there done that she and she said during her pregnancy i think she smoked in the gynecologist's office he said that smoking while pregnant wasn't horrible and it might just make the baby be smaller. I mean, that's very odd. I mean, can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:12:27 That's a doctor, man. When they said he's doing it, they're like, I don't know. He's going to weigh a buck 15 instead of a buck 40? Is that too bad? You know what I mean? With obesity rising in this country, you know? More of us should be smoking. I think she just meant the baby will be smaller when it's birth.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I think in general, the whole time. It's whole life, yeah. It's just going to be underweight. Yeah, it's skinny. All the skinny people out there, their parents smoked. That's a fact. Maybe that's why people are fatter now. It's just because less people are smoking during pregnancy.
Starting point is 00:13:03 We should try it out. We're solving some stuff here. If you're pregnant out there. if you're we need we need two people pregnant one of you need to commit to smoking cigarettes and the other one doesn't so who we got we got a lot of people for the first one with no smoking but the second one's pretty tough to find you're fine someone this is 100 true this guy wrote i was watching the podcast last night experience laughter induced i don't know syncope syncope syncope s-y-n-c-o-p-e is that how you say that i don't know oh got a word that uh there's gonna be a bunch of words i don't know basically i fainted while laughing it was when when Brian was talking about his running between bases.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I was laughing hard. Don't get me wrong, but I've laughed harder and stayed conscious. Going into the doctor tomorrow about it, we'll keep you updated. We just want to hear and make sure that guy's all right. Yeah. But that's pretty crazy. He fainted while laughing. Laughter, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:04 So I guess so hard that, I mean, it made him faint. But they wanted to make it clear that it wasn't because the joke was that great. Yeah. They laughed hard. Well, I don't know if this guy wanted our opinion on it. I mean, Brian, we've never had, Brian's never had this happen. So this is, he has no idea. I mean, obviously, he's had people wake up and leave, but never.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Well, I hope he's okay. I hope I didn't kill someone. I don't know. It'd be good to have in the bio. You go, this guy kills, literally. You think a doctor's going to make him play the clip? Let's hear what made you laugh. He just goes, and the doctor's like, So far we've promoted
Starting point is 00:14:47 COVID, smoking while pregnant, and now dying from laughter. And we're still in the comments. Still, yeah, we have made it out of the comments. This is all going to be just cut off. I love you guys. This one guy wrote,
Starting point is 00:15:04 I love you guys in the podcast. For the love of God, do your research. It wouldn't be so bad if Nate didn't say I was such a confident. The dude's name is Luka Doncic, and I was saying Donkick, I think. So it's Luka Doncic. So I messed his name up that gets messed up regularly on television. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:24 And Kobe scored 81, not 82 points. So I was his name up that gets messed up regularly on television. Yeah. And Kobe scored 81, not 82 points. So I was wrong about those. By the way, I'm on the, you know. That is a comment, though, that 81, 82. He said that as if I said Kobe had 140 points. Yeah. And he's like, dude, it's 81. Let's relax.
Starting point is 00:15:41 It's not that. It wasn't even that impressive, dude. It was only 81. You said 82. He said that stuff bug It wasn't even that impressive, dude. It was only 81. You said 82. He said that stuff bugged me much more than it should have. So he does acknowledge that. He's got a problem. He's like, yeah, what do you want me to do, man?
Starting point is 00:15:53 I was excited. I got excited about it. No, I like it. I didn't know that about Luca's last name because I've heard it pronounced incorrectly so many times. Doncic. Doncic. Doncic. Yeah. Who's, this isn't a sports person's last name.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Giannis. Giannis. I don't even try that. Anka Telopo. His name. You hear, it's tough, man. That's a tough one to say. I just always say Giannis.
Starting point is 00:16:21 The Greek freak. He's the other one. But, all right. Yeah. Well, we have Luke on and he can help us say the name right that's that's all right luke could you come on and we just ask him how he says his last name we're like all right luke that's enough thanks for coming in uh appreciate it uh hey question question for the podcast actually more of a comment I just wanted to say That I think Brian is very underrated
Starting point is 00:16:48 Thank you He adds a fun dynamic to the group Thank you Seems like Brian's handwriting It reminds me of the way we used to chat With the lunch lady in middle school Very sweet, keep it up guys I mean, I love it.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Because I do think that's a genuine comment. I mean, I don't know. I can't tell if they're being funny. I honestly think that's what they think. What does that mean? Well, I think you would be older than the lunch lady in middle school. But it's... It just means you're kind of sweet and adorable and innocent.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Yeah. That's what I think. The kids, yeah, and the kids are like, oh, man, she's fun. She's a fun... I remember my lunch lady, we didn't hang out with her. Uh-huh. Well, I don't think they're hanging out.
Starting point is 00:17:41 No one wants to hang out with you. I think they just want to... It says chat, not hang out. Yeah. I don't think...'re hanging out. No one wants to hang out with you. I think they just want to. It says chat, not hang out. I don't think. All right. Valid point. There's not a listener on here that's like, oh, I hope me and Brian get to hang out one day. But I think they enjoy seeing you as they get their mashed potatoes.
Starting point is 00:17:57 As you throw their mashed potatoes on their tray. I think they enjoy being like, she's fun and nice. And then you're going to end up helping one kid. You know, there's one kid that's like, my lunch lady really broke it to me one day. As you smoke a cigarette in the back. I feel lunch ladies always smoke. They just be...
Starting point is 00:18:19 Inside the cafeteria? No. I mean, maybe early on they could. Out back? Like, yeah, you go out back doors cracked open they're always you know smoking them uh that's so funny let's move on uh so what i was curious sir 24 minutes i don't know i'm very curious about this comment because the plan is we read these comments i figure we started that clock four minutes early.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Oh, okay. So we're at 20. Yeah. I figured it's going to be about 20 minutes of just trying to talk. Like I said, I think people, when they listen to podcasts, people want to say stuff. And so obviously we can't read everything, but it does help. I think it's good to – yeah, you guys correct us on stuff. And you have other facts.
Starting point is 00:19:08 You have funny stories. So we do want to read some of that stuff. So I think, yeah, that's what the podcast should be. We'll do the first 20, 30 minutes of that, and then we get into the actual episode. And I like telling you that in case you want to fast forward. Dude, I'm on board with you listen how you want to listen. That's what it is. Did you want to say something? Yeah, I was going board with you listen how you want to listen. That's what it is. Did you want to say something?
Starting point is 00:19:26 Yeah, I was going to ask a dumb question. Has your internal clock improved since you did comedy? You can tell how long you've been. Would you have been able to ballpark that, you think? I probably. I mean, that first episode, I was like, how long we do? One of them, I was like, it was right at an hour. Like the first episode, you nailed it. That's why I was interested. Do long do we do this? One of them, I was like, it was right at an hour. Like the first episode, you nailed it.
Starting point is 00:19:45 That's why I was interested. Do you go by the sun? I can tell at night. Night's a little tougher, but I can get it within two to three hours. Which Seinfeld, Poppy died today. For the Seinfeld fans out there, if everybody remembers Poppy, he passed away. And also the – Harvey Updike.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Harvey Updike, the guy that poisoned the tree that we just talked about, he passed away. And also, Harvey Updike, the guy that poisoned the tree that we just talked about, he passed away. Two greats. Two guys. Two guys ahead of their time. Poppy and Harvey. They always come in threes.
Starting point is 00:20:15 I don't know who's next. Yeah, I think we should investigate that tree and see what's, maybe ask that tree some questions. How funny would that be to see someone asking that tree, where were you at the night Harvey died? and just sitting talking to the tree and just go where were you at i see a leaf falling you nervous you're feeling nervous right now you're getting
Starting point is 00:20:35 feels hot a little hot uh yeah so and i like telling people they can fast forward. Like, I, honestly, I'm a big, it's all up front. You don't have to listen to this whole thing. Do whatever you want. This guy wrote, sports, really sports, what's next? Oh, let's discuss marching bands for an hour. This guy sounds like me. That's what I would do. I go from very exaggerated.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah. I was just starting to like the podcast and you guys are yapping about your local sports matches like a bunch of oh high school jocks boring uh and then same guy commented under that comment sorry about that previous comment spoke too soon i really enjoyed this episode. Very interesting and highly amusing. Mr. Brad. No, he said my Brad. His name is Brad. I think he's being funny.
Starting point is 00:21:32 My Brad. My Brad. I don't know. He might have just messed up. Maybe. I'm more offended if he did that as a joke, the my Brad part. So, yeah. You know what?
Starting point is 00:21:46 That's the comments that you need, man. I love that. I love that someone... That's what you don't see on the internet, is someone that says something crazy. Yeah. Not crazy, but their opinion, whatever. Right. And then go, you know what? I was actually wrong.
Starting point is 00:21:59 That was actually pretty great. Yeah. And then you see that in the response. That's so good for him, man. Would you prefer that than just deleting the original comment? I like seeing his growth as a listener. Yeah, seeing the growth. I'm not against if they deleted it, if they thought it was mean.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Sometimes people listen to stuff and they say stuff in mean ways. So I'm fine with either one, whatever they wanted to do. I mean, most people just write the top one and then leave. Most people don't listen to anything. This is, so this will kind of lead into, our episode today is going to be about the future. Just, you know, the future, there's a lot of crazy stuff that can happen. And I was thinking about it. I thought about it a lot lately. There's people that want to be – being famous is – I think everybody wants to be famous.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I think that's the problem you have with journalism too now. Journalism obviously is something that people get mad at. And I think it's because all these journalists want to be – this is when Holly's getting out now, by the way. She's done. You can look. Yeah, sorry. Holly's, yeah, she's like, oh, here it goes. Holly's actually one of the few listeners
Starting point is 00:23:13 that just wants the comments and then doesn't want to hear about the meat and potatoes that we dive into. Checks out. So, but I think a big problem with journalism is journalists want to be famous, and that's their thing. And that's why they write crazy stuff So, but like, I think a big problem with journalism is journalists want to be famous and they, and that's their thing.
Starting point is 00:23:26 And that's why they write crazy stuff and they make stuff because they're trying, they're trying to be famous. It's all about an audience, having an audience and everybody goes and tries to get this audience. And so everybody, it's, uh, it's, that's a huge, huge problem. And being, you know, to get famous and i'm not talking about any now and currently but think about the old days of becoming famous the old days it if you're tony bennett you had to go earn all of that like being a celebrity and that it was a very earned kind of thing that guy was just around and then you just see him everywhere. He has to put all this work out.
Starting point is 00:24:06 It's all this crazy amount of stuff. There's people that won't know Tony Bennett, but they would know someone on TikTok or know someone on Instagram. All this stuff that now they don't have to create. We were talking about Rex Chapman, the guy on Twitter. He's a former Kentucky basketball player, right? If that's the same guy, I'm pretty sure it is. So he just retweets videos that other people make.
Starting point is 00:24:31 He's a curator. Yeah. So like, that's a thing though. That guy has all these followers in this, you know, whatever makes money off of this stuff and becomes, it's created nothing.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Absolutely nothing. He's just someone that can go, I can go find the best stuff and I put it's created nothing. Absolutely nothing. He's just someone that can go, I can go find the best stuff and I put it together and now you just have to follow me and don't worry about it. And it's a very weird thing to me because it's, we're losing, I think we lose sight of people
Starting point is 00:24:56 that are actually creating something. Guys that there's, you know, if you like art, you know, anything, comedy to music, you want the creative side. I think music probably, and I'm not the best music person, but music seems like they can just kind of grab someone and throw them up. It doesn't really matter. Some of them, maybe they don't have to sing good.
Starting point is 00:25:19 If they're cute or handsome, they can go and we're like, we can make whatever out of you. We have plenty of people. We have a machine that can throw you out. But I mean, I don't know essentially if that's the problem. I think the internet, the social media, it's people being famous. People wanting to be famous. And everybody has an audience. Everybody talks as if they have an audience.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Everybody, I was trying to write, if this ever becomes a joke, I was trying to see if this could, I don't think it can now. It's very hard. But that idea, that social media,
Starting point is 00:25:58 I think we end up talking to people. Like you end up, you're talking, like we're talking to nobody when you're even at our homes you have alexa you just go hey alexa text my mom and you're talking like a king and you're just a person but that mentality you start doing that everywhere you start you you're driving uh text back no and then you're just i mean you end up it's a weird that you're kind of just shouting out demands and something's doing these demands right so i that mentality for some
Starting point is 00:26:32 people just loses touch with reality and that's where people when they post stuff and they have you know they're just post their comment their opinion. It's like, who are you making this opinion to? No one's... If you have two views, then you should know that you have two views. People think they have 100 views or 10 views on something and they're like, oh, I gotta go.
Starting point is 00:26:58 People want to know what I'm up to. I see people doing Facebook Live videos and it's three people are watching. just turn it off man just get out of the way you're in the way you're that like all that is we're all like in that guy that person thinks they're famous they think why are you talking to three people what who who your mom maybe like i don't know i do that you talk? Like, I don't know. I do that. You talk to three people? I don't think I'm famous, but there's some that didn't get a lot of viewers.
Starting point is 00:27:29 I understand putting it out. See, it's just everybody can put everything out now. So anybody can try anything. If someone wants to be a comedian, they can go put out videos and start becoming a comedian. I get very sensitive about that kind of stuff as a comedian, but I don't like, you know, because people get to dive in. Everybody gets to be like, oh, I'm a comedian. You know, like creating an hour worth of material is extremely hard. There's the comics that do it. I mean, it's unbelievably hard. I
Starting point is 00:27:55 don't think, how many times you got to do it over and how many times you got to say it over and how many times you got to make it to make it so by the time when you shoot a special it's this kind of perfect thing it's extremely hard to do and it just takes a long time to do it now there's a lot of tricks you can do where you don't have to do that and you don't have to create this so like the true art of a lot of things is kind of possibly going away i mean music what it used to be about the whole album and now it's just singles right you can have just a single you don't need even to have a good album like it doesn't really matter not saying people don't do that but isn't the whole idea of like you know cds used to there was artwork and there was the way they did stuff and the whole album was a thing that you
Starting point is 00:28:39 presented right it wasn't just like hey throw 500 songs against the wall four of of them work, and you're like, well, now you're a billionaire, and you're the most famous person ever. And with comedy, I think it was like Richard Pryor was on the other day. I saw it on Showtime or something, live on the stream. And I said I even know a ton about – I know Richard Pryor, obviously being a comedian, but I didn't listen to him. But I was just – I don't i didn't listen to him like and then i but i was just i don't know i was watching him he's just so personal and him talking about his you know just
Starting point is 00:29:09 the way he's i don't know we've got the fire when that one live at the center he talks about that it's just extremely personal on stage i mean it's like that's what comedy was it was like telling stories you know it was being personal being funny and not even tell story but just being funny and giving an hour show is what it was and sometimes that goes away and i think it goes away with everything i think we have too many the with social media you have too many people that think they have an audience and think that people want to hear them and and they just kind of throw everything out. And that bleeds into everything, everything we see with journalism.
Starting point is 00:29:54 It's hard to get to where you can't really trust anybody because you can't. People – like I was reading articles. People ask for sources. This is what we talked about yesterday. They're just asked for sources. Some guy will write an article at washington post or something or whatever i'm not trying to don't if someone's like well they lie they it doesn't even matter wherever you're reading that's not that's not what it's about but it's the about the first comment that's good what's your sources asking a newspaper that and i know that i it's like, yes, you do need sources, but that seems kind of insane to me.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Like, it's just a guy. You're a guy with 10 people following you on Twitter, and you get to ask, what's your sources? So everybody, that guy now thinks, well, I'm the guy that asks sources. I make sure. And you want to go, man, the sources might be in the article. I don't think you're reading the article. No one's honest with it if they don't read something. Just be honest.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Just go, you know what? I didn't read it. I read just the headlines. My entire emotion with everything is headlines. That's all I care about. And I shared it. Only reading the headline. Only reading the headline.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Just be. You know what? We can learn from that last guy, Brad. That. Be that. If you want to say something crazy, then come back and either say, I was right. I think you've made a mistake. Or come back and say, I was wrong.
Starting point is 00:31:11 This was actually kind of interesting. Do that. Yeah. So you can't just ask everybody. I mean, journalists, I think, do stuff wrong too. But I think comments too. That's crazy to me. Read the article.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Yeah. Go find the sources if you want to find them. I think they also should put sources. And I think comments too like that's crazy to me read the article go find the sources if you want to find like I think they also should put sources and I think you know they usually do but it's there's something with the idea that everybody you know I don't know when you used to read hear the news growing up
Starting point is 00:31:37 you just had to take it is what it was you know it was like it was on TV you listen to them and that's the news you got. It wasn't all these people diving in, not to be on some big, long rant. I mean, that's what I'm trying to do. The idea of the joke, the Alexa thing, just so you guys can know. I don't think this will be my new hour. Maybe, because I might not be doing comedy again for four years but uh that's i love the idea of talking people they i think it goes to
Starting point is 00:32:13 because you're you're just talking like you're a king right you know just you just can put out people on social media just like what's your favorite favorite lottie Lady Gaga songs go you just tell on who you tell them to go yeah and then there's people like yeah let me go like just a regular person says that got to go to the store what kind of bread do you guys like go and you're and then just like you think people your odor response didn't you say your favorite is when no one gives an answer seeing no one see when someone asks for something on the internet like that, and then no one responds, it's one of my favorite things.
Starting point is 00:32:53 I mean, just remarkable to just see it, to be like, favorite diet sodas, go. And then just, I mean, not a view. That guy just. And so if he gets no comments you're like how many of these have you put out yeah and nobody responded nobody you know you know what too that being said when i said everybody is trying to be famous we're also in a world where everybody can become famous very quickly and you know it is true with social media.
Starting point is 00:33:25 I mean, the way people, the cancel idea where they cancel everybody and people get fired, it's just regular people getting fired, like, you know, for saying something like that. So in a world, everybody's got to be careful. It's a very tricky balance right now. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:42 So I, you know, one thing we talked about with being being like the way the future is going to be like obviously you got to work with social media and i i think social media is bad like it's awful it's it's it's gonna be the problem but you know more people work from home now with covid i mean are you going to the office at all? Is there any reason to go to the office? I mean, I know people, some of my neighbors that all have jobs. You know, obviously we don't have jobs. None of us have real jobs.
Starting point is 00:34:14 But the ones that have real jobs, I mean, they even missed a beat. Most of them can work from home just as easy. And I don't think they're ever going, you know, why are they going to go back? Why would you even open that back up? just as easy and i don't think they're ever going you know why are they going to go back why would you even open that back up like it's really showing people that you're like yeah it doesn't really matter you said before this one just four percent of americans work from home and once the pandemic kicked in an mit study this is the source found that 34 percent of americans were working from home here's another thing with these.
Starting point is 00:34:46 I mean, we're going to have a lot of those facts, and I like that data, but it is like from an MIT study. What study? Who are you? Yeah, who at MIT? Who at MIT, and who are you asking to say 34% of America works from home? Are you asking people across America? to say 34% of America works from home. Are you leaving America?
Starting point is 00:35:09 Are you asking people across America? It's a sample size. That's what all that stuff is? It's just they ask? Yeah, they ask 1,000 people, then extrapolate after that. So, you know. I'm probably contradicting everything I said before. Who are your sources? Brian Bates, I'd like to see the sources on this if you don't mind.
Starting point is 00:35:32 No, I don't see the sources. I think I like sources. I just, I started thinking too about like dad, there's a lot of stuff. I'm just asking a lot of questions about a lot of stuff. I think it's crazy for people to ask for sources. They're just regular people. I think people should ask for sources, but I think there should be a chain of command. That's what I mean. I think it can't be just a homeless person yelling from
Starting point is 00:35:50 the street, where's your sources? There's got to be some structure. With social media, there is no structure, and there should be some kind of balance. There's no balance in a lot of ways. With social media, there's a direct line from that homeless person to the president. To the president. Which is insane.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Crazy. Who should that guy go to? The homeless person? The guy who just got a house? Oh, who should he? He should, yes, the chain of command. A first-time homeowner?
Starting point is 00:36:16 Yeah. First-time homeowner. Yeah. Goes into... Who has Wi-Fi. He tweets at his parents. Yeah. And then his parents tweet at...
Starting point is 00:36:24 His parents know a guy. One of the assistants at the newspaper yeah uh i uh the stats though on it we're about to read a bunch of stats and stuff but it is very i always think it's very funny to be like polling like you're just like i don't or anything you're like i i don't know how you could figure that out. If they say any, and I don't know, you know, 50% of this is happening now. There's a trend that's going now that 80%, you're like, dude, how? How on earth do you know? You ever take any of those polls? No.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Get a random phone call? Yeah. You take them? I've done them since the pandemic. And they'll pay you $10. Yeah. And I'm like, hell. Oh, you do?
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yeah. I mean, not like all the time, but I've gotten some polls. Oh, really? They'll email me like a a Harvard study, and answer it, and then they'll send you a $10 gift card, which is the most money I've made during the pandemic. So I'm like, by all means. Have you done one?
Starting point is 00:37:15 I've done focus groups for money, but I've never done surveys like that. What is that? I signed up for the service where they like we want to talk to males 18 to 24 who use chewing tobacco and then you just go in a room and sit and they just ask you about you know your habits and stuff yeah just to learn what i did when i was 18 to 24 i feel that you think the people that can do polls represent America. I mean, honestly, you're technically don't – you're a comic. That doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It depends on what the poll is. If they ask me a poll about jobs, yeah, but – Yeah, but I mean, it's just interesting. The person that can go do these polls, that wants to go do it, I don't think it's a person that has three kids and they're working two jobs. Those people are not doing these polls that wants to go do it i don't think it's a a person that has three kids and they're working two jobs those people are not so they're not representative of it's representative like people who have time just got married yeah people have time hands that doesn't have anything going on that can that is time to think about this stuff so like i i would argue that it doesn't
Starting point is 00:38:21 represent america at all like because who i mean most people that have kids are going to be too busy. They can't, you know, they don't have time to go do this stuff. I'll take a survey from a car dealer. I have nothing but the time. Well, according to MIT, 34% of people are working from home. So they got time now, right? Yeah, but they do have time now. So maybe we're getting some real good polls.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Bro, I didn't know you did that. So I'm glad to know someone that did it. I'm going to do one right now. Do one during the podcast? How long do they take, the forums, usually? Just a few minutes, right? Well, when you don't read the questions and just want $10, they go pretty fast. See, there's another reason.
Starting point is 00:39:01 This is another problem, dude. I mean, this is everybody sitting there. See, see, see. Yeah. And then they mean this is everybody's sitting ccc yeah yeah and then they that is what's crazy though then that gets put out right on everything on the news 34 of americans are working from home are you kidding me and then it's a legit argument point and you trace it back this is this is the main thing that's all about that i don't think people think about is you then trace it back to you at midnight going whatever whatever whatever whatever you know and you're like well how many people are doing what you're doing for 10 bucks you know what i mean that's honestly what i'm talking about like i just don't know
Starting point is 00:39:41 what i don't trust anybody i don't't trust anything's done in some certain way. And it is. It could go down. But, I mean, look. You don't care that MIT endorsed the study? That doesn't mean anything to you? If it said Vol State study, would you feel differently about it? I think Vol State would go earn it more.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I think Vol State would, you know, we'd be like. They'd come to your house. Here at Vol State, we would be like, you know what? I can't even believe they're asking us to do this. And we can't blow this. We're tired of being a community college. We'd like to be a full-on college. And we think this is the window to get in there.
Starting point is 00:40:19 And I think we would take it serious. And I would go help. Everybody would go help. And we would all drive to your houses. And we have the people that have the time. The people that go to a community college, all in their 40s, all kids are gone, all teen moms. And this is the stuff they love, man. They love it.
Starting point is 00:40:38 A community college would be perfect. Actually, that way it would be pretty. A community college would be because it's going to be a lot of people in their 40s. Yeah. And it's going to be people that want to. Prove something. They got something to prove. Yeah. And that one, like if you got my mom to go ask for, to go get questions from polls, my mom loves that.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Yeah. She would love it. I think you would love it. I mean, I think Vostok would be like, look, we can't give you anything, but we'll come to your house and clean your house for you. You're saying if MIT botches a study, no one's going to think MIT's a bad school now. It's like they've got enough name recognition. But if Vol State got a call from, I don't know, science, and said, you've got to do this study, they'd be like, well, we got, I mean, this is everything. They'd go, wow.
Starting point is 00:41:25 This is everything. Wow. Yeah. I mean, they would be like, how are we going to put it so you don't have to go, Vol State Community College study. But, I mean, that's, you know. Yeah, an MIT study, it's just that we always say the Harvard study, MIT study. You know, I have a joke about science being like they say
Starting point is 00:41:45 road cockroaches at 300 million years old it's like how do they no one knows and that's kind of the point that it's with all this stuff is i i tend to think that in everything we do in any job you're going to have a moment of whatever your task is where you kind of was like whatever that's fine just send it along so i think that could happen with everything that happens in science when their science is doing something i'm sure there's a moment where the person's like i don't i gotta go you know and then they uh that's yeah you know where they almost got it narrowed down enough yeah that then they go it that's 320 million.
Starting point is 00:42:30 They had it narrowed down to maybe 1 million to 100 million. Yeah. And they're like, 320. That's why Vol State would be the best because they don't have to go anywhere. No kids, soccer. They're like, hey, I'll finish this. MIT, they got things to do. MIT, they're trying to do better things.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Vol State is just trying to get in the game. They're lucky to be there. They should do. I want all community college studies from now on. The other thing we talked about, will Americans leave large cities for suburban rural towns? Americans are moving a lot to relocate to more sparsely populated areas. The trend has been accelerated by technology and shifting attitudes that make it easier to work from home. Residents of all ages and incomes are moving in record numbers to small towns.
Starting point is 00:43:18 So that's what I think is going to happen. I moved. It was, you know, when I, when I left, I lived in Chicago for two years, New York for nine, LA for two years. And then I moved back home. I'm, I'm,
Starting point is 00:43:33 I, I loved all my moves. I loved all the, the moving. When I'm New York, I, you know, when I started coming to Chicago,
Starting point is 00:43:43 it was amazing. A lot of great comics. I mean, I was there with Hannibal, Pete Holmes. And then I moved to New York, when I started coming to Chicago, it was amazing. A lot of great comics. I was there with Hannibal, Pete Holmes. Then I moved to New York. I started Pete Holmes. Have you ever seen Crashing, his show on HBO? That's exactly how I started. I barked with Pete at that club.
Starting point is 00:43:56 He's the one that got me barking. Hanging out flyers at the comedy club was barking. Becoming a comic in New York has completely made me the comic who I am today. I mean, I think the best comics are in New York City, hands down. The greatest come out of there. The guys that maybe you wouldn't even know are better than everybody else. It's top to bottom. There's no one better than the comics in New York. And I consider myself a New York comic. I was there the most. that's where I kind of learned how to do comedy and so that helped and then I moved to LA which a little
Starting point is 00:44:29 just a little side note this is the advice I for when I moved to LA to tell it's great advice uh Jerry Wintraub he was a I want to say he was Elvis's manager somebody's a big producer produces all the oceans 11 12 movies and all this crazy stuff. Big Hollywood guy. I think he died a few years ago. But I was reading his book. In his book, he said he was living in New York and moved to L.A. Being an agent or something.
Starting point is 00:44:59 And he said, anytime I started feeling comfortable, I knew it was time to make a change. Anytime I started feeling comfortable, I knew it was time to make a change. Anytime I started feeling comfortable, I knew it was time to make a change. If anybody's at home and you listen to this, I moved to LA because I read that. I was comfortable in New York. I was there for almost nine years. I was getting on stage every night. I knew that if I needed to put myself in a situation I wasn't comfortable in, that's going to make me work harder. And when I moved to LA, I was, you know, I remember one night in LA, I was supposed to open
Starting point is 00:45:35 for Burr at, at somewhere. And then Burr had to cancel. And so then I didn't have a show. And I was, it was like a Friday night and I had no show. And I went't have a show. And it was like a Friday night, and I had no show. And I went to an open mic. And I just remember I was like, you know, at that point I had Comedy Central Presents. I had some TV credits. And I was like, I have no show. And I'm at an open mic 10 years into my career, whatever it is. And so I was like, all right, this is uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:46:02 And then it made me go and just start working more. And so if you ever need advice, if you're ever stuck, and that's something I think you take in every regular day, any job you have at all. If you realize, you know what, I'm super comfortable, it's time to make a change. You need to challenge yourself. If you're trying to grow,
Starting point is 00:46:23 you could be just wanting to live comfortably. Then stay in it if you have a good thing going. How do you know when you've got to the point where it's just, okay, now this is where I want to be? Do you see that happening again? I see it happening again. I know where I still want to be. I know where I still want to go for. I know what I still want to go for i know what
Starting point is 00:46:45 i still want to go do i think about that a lot when will i know i think you just know i think you go i'm good i don't it's not like it's a certain amount of money it's not like there's this thing there's it's it's career wise i know what i want i know what i'm planning and i i think of it like that and I think I will I don't think I'll ever stop doing stand up I bet I could take some long breaks you know but I could see
Starting point is 00:47:12 I think these next 10 years I'm going to be just going after it like just you know once we get going and just trying to do as much as I can but I think I'm hoping to get to a point and I think I'll feel it I think you know like you just get to and be like I feel good I you know it's I think it's when you don't feel like you have to you're not trying to compete with anybody I think you know like you get thinking
Starting point is 00:47:36 Seinfeld Seinfeld's not worried about him not being Seinfeld he's Seinfeld Seinfeld can always walk in a room and you know who he is and he can get on stage wherever he wants he can walk in any club comedy club in America and go can I go on and they're gonna go okay and that's essentially in my head the goal of as a comedian is I want to be able to walk into any club and then they're like can I go on they're like absolutely we're happy to have you right like that's that's what I want to happen. So it's like, I think if you get to that point, then you can maybe sit and you're not as like, you're not as like pant. You're not like, I got to keep doing something.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I got to try to describe and get to this next level. And you start like losing that. I think when you start stop feeling that, then that's, you know, when you know. But I don't think with comedy, I don't think I'll ever stop doing standup. How did you know though, when it was time to move from LA to Nashville? That was LA to Nashville was, I was starting to tour a lot. I wasn't really being, I wasn't in Los Angeles. And I, I do always think it was one of the, you know, first unselfish things I did for my family. It was to move back to Nashville.
Starting point is 00:48:49 I've been with my wife before I started comedy. So when we got married, I moved to Chicago. We were long distance, New York long distance. We got married. She moved to New York. And then we had Harper's Born at the end of New York. And then we moved to L.A. And so moving home was the first thing that was like, oh, let me do something.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Not saying I'm essentially doing it completely for them, but it was like that was an aspect of it. I was starting to tour a lot. She can be home and have her family's near here, my family's here, so they're not alone. I'm not just leaving them alone in Los Angeles and that's essentially what the thing was but when I moved back here I first I didn't tell anybody because I was I thought people would think I quit comedy if I moved back to Nashville so when I first moved back I didn't tell anybody Rory Scoville whose birthday is maybe August 6th which I don't know the day this comes out or not,
Starting point is 00:49:45 or the day after. So happy birthday, Rory. But Rory, I told him once, I was thinking about moving, and I was like, I don't know if I would tell anybody. He's like, if you ever move, don't tell me, and let me see if I can guess. And so I moved. I was living in Nashville for three months. He comes to Nashville.
Starting point is 00:50:00 I was like, hey, I'm in town too. I was like, I'll come pick you up, and we'll go eat. And I went and picked him up and just drove him to my house. And I was like, I've been here for three months. And he had no idea. Because I realized you could move. I mean, there's people that still think I live in New York. And there's people that I just got an email.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Someone asked me to do something because they think I live in LA. Right. And they still think I live there. So no one knows where you live anymore. And I learned as a comic, me doing auditions, I could do them from home. I don't ever get in these auditions anyway. So I realized that wasn't going to be my thing. I wasn't going to be an actor that auditions for a bunch of things.
Starting point is 00:50:33 So I realized that. I think if you're trying to audition for a bunch of movies and TV shows and you actively need to do it, if I audition for something, it's because that person is like, oh, I've seen this guy. It's like they're asking for me. It's like I'm not just going random part. I did some of that, and it was terrible. One of them I did, it's a funny story. I remember me and Dan Soder, he was in L.A.
Starting point is 00:50:58 I'm driving to this. It was for a commercial. I think I'm driving because dan was in town visiting in la and so he he's going to a meeting and i'm going this audition so he's gonna drop me off and come back and get me so i we're reading the lines and it's like i'm doing the lines and you know i'm like all right i got it i got it and we go in and we start doing the i i have they printed a bio out that i made on a website i mean like 2008 or something like it was like from old myspace i don't know how they got the bio and they start reading it and it's the
Starting point is 00:51:42 bio is just embarrassing it's just and it also also lists the things that I can do, my talents. And it was about being a stand-up. I said, I go, I can do a Southern accent. By the way, I can only do a Southern accent. I also can't not do this Southern accent. So I do a Southern accent. And it said, what skills do you have i said i can uh run i can walk i can play basketball those are my they were just the most basic like any chance
Starting point is 00:52:13 you're looking for a guy that can uh do a light jog with a southern accent can he didn't can he not do the southern accent no he can he's either get the Southern accent or you're not getting it. And I did the lines, and I couldn't remember them, and it was so embarrassing. And when I got done, I finally made it through, and they clapped for me. This is just a room of two other people. That's not typical for an audition.
Starting point is 00:52:39 No. A sarcastic clap? No, no. They were like, good for you, man. You did it. And then I go, thank you. And they go, I mean, they're never going to call me. They were like, well, that guy worked through that, and they were happy for me.
Starting point is 00:52:56 It wasn't good. It's not being mean. It's like they think something's wrong with you, and they're being like, hey, hey, you did good. That's how they, hey. Keep your chin up, dude. You got this, man. You're going to be a big star one day. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:53:15 So that's, yeah. So I moved back here. I've been here for five years or something. And so I didn't tell anybody. And now I don't care. Everybody, now people know. And I've talked about it. And it's been the best thing ever. I've missed, I. And now I don't care. Everybody now people know, uh, and I've talked about it and it's been the best thing ever. I've missed, I don't think I've missed anything.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I do wonder sometimes, all right, I'm not in LA. I'm not at the comedy clubs and not doing whatever that kind of thing, but where I'm at in my career, I kind of did all that stuff. I did all this stuff in New York. So it's good for me to go back when I can, and I can bounce around and do some shows and all that kind of stuff but I do I create much better on the road like doing an hour is a lot better for me now creating stuff so that aspect of it I I would rather do a longer set now I don't really go do a ton of sets around Nashville because I don't that desire is not as much I I get way more out of uh doing a full-on set like to do an hour long set yeah so i like doing that a lot more but i think more people should move i mean i you know i told a
Starting point is 00:54:14 bunch of comics i was like i think y'all should move to nashville we could we could build a nice scene here i mean there's already a great scene here, and then just keep it going. I mean, I don't know why people, it's so expensive. New York is getting insane. To live in the city, I mean, I think it was like $3,000 a month for a studio or something. Really? Oh, yeah. I mean, you can maybe get a room for cheaper than that, but I mean, who's going to want to live like that i mean especially now if you're four i mean you know we have a neighborhood and you keep my kids or i have
Starting point is 00:54:50 one kid but my daughter and her they run around in between neighbors houses like it's like how we grew up yeah it's like you're you're trying to find that kind of aspect i also liked it as a comedy aspect of it too to take myself out of the same situations for just coming up with your act. Coming up with jokes, I think if you're all living the same experience as comics, you're all going to talk about the same things. And so if you get out of, you need to kind of get away from it. Chad Daniels is someone else that's always lived in another place. from it. Chad Daniels is someone else that's always lived in another
Starting point is 00:55:23 place. And Chad is super funny, and Chad is someone that, everything's a little different. Everything's a little, you know, and I think it's honestly that a big part that plays into it is you're not, we're not at, you know, every joke's not about auditioning.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Or it's not about, you know, something that, you know, in New York, it's always about subways. Yeah, we'd always have, everybody had it, New York is always about subways. Yeah, we'd always have, everybody had it because you're all doing those things or they're very New York-centric jokes. And so sometimes you are, you're like, yeah, you need to get,
Starting point is 00:55:54 you got to grow with your audience. You got to grow with, as a standup, being married, have a kid, you got to move before I wasn't married. Then I get married and then you have a kid and you're you know your life becomes your act and whatever scenario you're in and you got to keep
Starting point is 00:56:11 going forward with it so it's you know i'm now living at least the most normal life i can live as a comedian is living in a you know where i drive i go to the store like every like all of america yeah all of america drives to the store like all of America all of America drives to the store except New York maybe parts of LA basically maybe some maybe some of the city
Starting point is 00:56:31 maybe most of the city it's all of it except in Alaska and most of America but yeah it's all I mean I think
Starting point is 00:56:39 people are gonna move to you know I'm curious to be in 40 years. I mean, are the downtown, is New York even, is it a ghost town? Could it ever get to that point? Are they going to price everybody out?
Starting point is 00:56:57 Where, you know, I mean, to live in New York, you would have to, if you make a million dollars a year, you're not, you can afford to live in New York, but you're not, you need to be single if you're going to dollars a year, you're not, you can afford to live in New York, but you're not, you need to be single if you're going to have a good time and you're still not rich. Yeah. Whenever I hear numbers like $3,000 a month for rent in my head, I'm like, oh, well, but they get paid more up there. That's how I rationalize it in my head, but not that much. Yeah, they do get paid more. I think my wife, when we lived in New York, the job she had, she got paid more just by moving to New York. But when we lived in California, when she worked at her job, she gained just leaving the state taxes from her job, moving from California.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Her job was always wonderful. The people that worked there were great, and they were very nice to her, and they let her, when we moved back to, when we moved to L.A., they let her work in the L.A. office, and then we moved to Nashville, they let her work from home.
Starting point is 00:57:55 They were always very, very nice, because, I mean, she doesn't work there now. She's the executive producer on this podcast, but she does, but when she did all that stuff that was i mean that's how you know if you if you're married to common that's the insurance all that you know we get everything and so when she moved uh here and worked from home in nashville she made like
Starting point is 00:58:18 four to five hundred dollars a month more just moving to Nashville. Same job because of state income tax. Wow. Because there's none in Nashville, in Tennessee, and it's in California. I mean, that's pretty crazy. $500, roughly five, six grand extra a year just by doing your job in Tennessee. Wow. So imagine companies that are actually millions of dollars or something like that could be a million dollars like just if you which is when companies are moving out of you think that
Starting point is 00:58:51 would be more of an incentive for professional athletes to play in states like tennessee and texas well they that's why a lot of them they think go to miami that's why miami heat was a big place florida not have a state they said that They said that's – Bryce Harper, the big reason he didn't go to the Dodgers is because, I don't know for sure, but it was the state income tax. Because, I mean, yeah, his contract's going to be $400 million, and he's going to be given all this money back. I think you file taxes in whatever state the game is played. But, you know, if you're in the Dodgers, then half your games are for sure I think you file taxes in whatever state the game is played.
Starting point is 00:59:30 But if you're in the Dodgers, then half your games are for sure in California. Yeah. I think that's a big reason that people do it. And so I think, yeah, people are going to start. I mean, they're happening. It's happening now. And so are they going to be, are these cities? It'll be very interesting. And look, I'm not trashing these cities.
Starting point is 00:59:45 I am. I love – well, Aaron is different. I love New York. I love all these – I mean, yeah, I love them, dude. All my friends live there. I mean, they're awesome cities. But, obviously, it's how expensive these places are. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:00 And then, I mean, Nashville is amazing. Yeah. I love it. You you know when i first moved here i thought well if i have to move back and then now after being here i was you know i was like yeah i'll never not live here like i'll have a you know i'll if you get to be super famous or something you get a house here you get one somewhere else you you know, who knows, but I would, I'm never going to not live here. I want my daughter to be raised here. I, you know, I mean, I grew up here, so it helps, but no one's from here anymore. That's, you know, me and Bates.
Starting point is 01:00:37 We're it. We're it. Do you consider yourself from here? I do. I moved here when I was a junior in high school and I've been here ever. So that was, you know, 12 years ago, which is longer than most people have been here now. Yeah. How old were you? You were probably 12. I was 16 when I moved here. So those are formative years. I became an adult here. Yeah. And not many people claim Montgomery, Alabama, where I'm from. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:06 A little bit of both. Yeah, you're unusual because most people just moved here like a couple years ago for a job. Yeah. Or grew up here like us all our life. But you kind of came, what did you say, your junior year of high school? Yeah, junior year of high school. And it was just start, when I moved, everyone was talking about, oh, this city is starting to really pop. I feel like you just asked him the same questions that he just said.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Oh, I don't know if I can say anything, Aaron said. I know, but I was watching you say it. The questions, I swear to you, you just asked him. He just stated all that stuff. He goes, I mean, I moved here when I was 12 years old, and I'm 16, and I'm 400 years. And, you know, I came to Montgomery, Alabama. And then you go. so you moved here when? You were, what did you say?
Starting point is 01:01:51 You go, when I was 16. You go, oh, about 12 years. So you moved. You just asked him the question. I'm not, I just was very funny. He's giving me a chance to say it a little more clearly and succinctly, I think. Clarify what you're saying. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 01:02:04 And you came here because your dad was a principal? That's right, yeah. And they made the Netflix. That's episode one of the documentary. I can see that you were doing that, which is good. Yeah, I think a lot of people were like, oh, what did Aaron say? And then you gave me that. But I was just watching it going, you're like interviewing him the same way.
Starting point is 01:02:25 So you moved here. You're a little different, though. You moved here. When did you move here? Junior? You're Kramer and I'm Newman? Yeah, yeah. Next, fun, I mean, yeah, hour and a half.
Starting point is 01:02:39 68. So I was guessing. An hour, I was off. This one's going to be, I wonder if people hour. I was off. This one's, this one's going to be, I wonder if people are going to, we're still going guys. We're not even close.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Hang on. This, this is one people are going to have to fast forward and I get it, you know, jump around a little more fun topic. I think maybe will we have self-driving cars? A little more fun topic, I think, maybe. Will we have self-driving cars?
Starting point is 01:03:15 Researchers forecast that by 2025, we'll see approximately 8 million autonomous or semi-autonomous vehicles on the road. Elon Musk said on July 5th that Tesla is very close to achieving driving technology capable of navigating roads without any driver input. I remain confident that we will have the basic functionality for level five autonomy complete blah, blah, blah. Just the future. Yada, yada, yada. Fully self-driving vehicle. I put autonomous in there on purpose. I was like, there's no way he's going to be able to say this.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Autonomous. Yeah. No, I said autonomous. You blew me away. I'm excited about that. Self-driving cars. I can't think of an invention that will change my life and American life more than that. Than self-driving cars.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Yeah. Because I looked it up last night. The average daily commute for Americans pre-pandemic, obviously, is an hour. I mean, that's an hour a day that the average person, they have now. Now they have an hour where they don't have to focus. I mean, what do you do with that time? Well, we just covered. They're not even going to be going to work anymore.
Starting point is 01:04:20 You drive. Well, think. I mean, yeah, that's part of it. more you drive well think i mean yeah that's part of it but but you i mean it's gonna it's gonna change all the stuff we've talked about living in other living outside of the city yeah i mean why would you live in the city if if if almost any city if you get a car will take you there nashville's bad nashville's traffic's getting uh bad it is but they you know so it's yeah like i mean yeah in la i mean traffic's insanity dude like i remember driving in new york you just don't drive but i remember driving through
Starting point is 01:04:50 going to road gigs new jersey or something yeah you'd always have to go through the city you had you needed to be through the city by two and you'd always see that number go you'd see that number you know used to be like just get through the city i remember i mean i live in new york you could park in Times Square. You could just, I drove, you drive to Caroline's on Broadway, which is right by Times Square now. You can't even drive there now. And you could park in front of the comedy club.
Starting point is 01:05:14 And that was 2008, 2007, stuff like that. But you'd have to go through the city. You need to be through about 2.30 or something. And now, I mean, I don't know if there is a time, but you might have a window of 11 a.m. I feel like you almost have to go at 11 a.m. anywhere because then people are leaving for lunches now. Lunch becomes a thing.
Starting point is 01:05:42 So, yeah, traffic becomes everywhere. California, I mean, traffic is nuts. I mean, it's nuts's nuts i mean people are in the cars everybody's in self-driving cars that's going to cut down traffic dramatically because there's no there's no human error 50 million of them on the interstate in california that's yeah but if they're all driving in the most efficient way possible but it's still going to be longer i mean it's you know what i mean like yeah but but who cares how long it is you're not sitting there focusing like what what what would prevent you from living two hours outside of the city and then you know the car will the cars take you there at 4 a.m two hours of your time yeah but you but your time you can do anything with i know but you would but you still could be like well i
Starting point is 01:06:18 want to be home i don't want i was i don't want to you're spending two hours away from your family look you people like that yeah i get it like people need breaks you know from your own families you enjoy i've definitely driven before where it's like you want you know you're just happy to be alone i've you know i'd drive one gig uh st louis remember i rented a car and that was i wanted to get away from you know who and they but they know I drove that one I wanted to drive home by myself I needed like you know I was like busy on the road it wasn't like I needed a break from anybody I just wanted to be alone yeah and I wanted it was like a four-hour drive and I was like awesome I'll just get a drive and be by myself and you know it's like sometimes you need that stuff so yes i'm but you still don't want to spend no you know i don't think you want to spend two hours in a car even
Starting point is 01:07:16 if it's self-driving yeah after six months you're gonna be like all right i get it you know if i feel like if every car is self-driving, autonomous, they can all go way faster, too. Because the speed limit's only there because at a certain point, it becomes dangerous for a human to control it. But if it's automatic, what's to stop them from going
Starting point is 01:07:38 150, 200 miles an hour? I mean, you'll be comfortable with that? I mean, these cars, they can get comfortable. Yeah, you're laying down, taking nap you know just cruising dude uh yeah i don't but i think if you have a million cars getting on interstate even if they're self-driving it's going to be slow but if there were a hundred why why would why because you because you got to be people gonna merge on so like someone's gonna have to open but they would know which lane would be the best lane to be in everybody would be driving the smartest most efficient way possible i know but there's
Starting point is 01:08:09 there's gonna be a point that you have a ton of cars that's it's still just a matter of the person has to come on so when new people are coming in if all of them are dry and driving perfectly sufficient where there's no no one's getting over. No one can get over. No one can do any... Because now we've got to be all super involved. So this person needs to get off on exit four. And then these two cars are getting off to exit 50. Well, how's that person getting over to the exit four?
Starting point is 01:08:40 I mean, they'd find a way to make it happen. You know? I think I have to... I'm with Aaron on this. Huh. I'm with Aaron on this. Huh? I'm with Aaron on this. I think they'll. I just have to believe they're.
Starting point is 01:08:49 First of all, every car is going to be taking the most efficient route. So there would be no reason to merge across eight lanes at the last minute to get to an exit. Yeah. But I mean, you got to tell it where it's going. I mean, basically, you're giving free will up like which is something i think that's on here you're giving free will to your computers to go if you're like you know what i would like some donuts and you gotta go well i already entered in the computer my where my work is so that plan's done oh you say you know you can change the route you know what i mean then then you got to get over it more you're right
Starting point is 01:09:24 now i'm not saying you're going 100 miles an hour through the city but i just feel like it uh i feel like it would help with traffic i think it helps with traffic yeah but i'm saying i don't think in california still if you have the most of those cars together it's still going to be slower okay there's just no way of but if you're in a traffic light and there are 20 cars back, if they're all in sync with each other, couldn't that car in the very back start moving the exact same time as the car up front? Exactly.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Yeah. Yeah. So it seemed like it would be more efficient. If they all at the same time... Yeah, there'd be no delay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Will you think there'd be gas stations or will our cars be electric? I mean, I think they're going to all be electric pretty soon. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's – I mean, it looks like Europe's doing that soon. Yeah. You read the – The stats I looked up?
Starting point is 01:10:18 You said that like you went – like you're the guy that knows it. You're like, yeah, Europe's already going. Yeah, man. I just got back from Europe. Yeah. They're changing, guys. Europe's already going. Yeah, man, I just got back from Europe. They're changing, guys. I'll tell you what they're doing. 2025, the Netherlands will only be selling electrified vehicles.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Norway plans to do the same by 2030. To be honest with you, I'm not even really positive where either one of those places are at. But they're doing good things. If you told me to go to them right now, without a map, I would head above us. Am I correct? I'd love to do that. Pull up a map with no countries
Starting point is 01:10:54 labeled. I'll do that. You eat those Krispy Kreme donuts, and then both deals get done. That's your Krispy Kreme donuts? That's my Krispy Kreme donuts. I've got to go find the Netherlands. I got engaged in the Netherlands. Oh, yeah. Did you know where it was before you went there?
Starting point is 01:11:10 Yeah. I knew it was in Europe. I feel like I know the continent, but it would be tough to... I don't know. Bates has been there. Congrats, by the way. Congrats on getting engaged. He's been married now. It's been a while. Oh, he's been married. Yeah, thanks for giving him a shout out.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Yeah, appreciate it. Nobody got invited to his wedding. He had a pre-COVID wedding. Before COVID, same rules. You wouldn't have come anyway. I think I could have come. I think I was in town. Wow.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Usually I'm not in town You did a nice tiny family, right? Yeah Aaron was there These guys were here About 200 people I didn't know them at the time But
Starting point is 01:11:55 You know, yeah They're going to be I don't know Who cares about this? I'm over this You think they're flying cars. That's the thing that is, in this one you said, so Bates is the one that sets all this stuff up. And he goes through and reads all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:12:12 So if no one likes it, obviously you know where to attack. No, I think you did an awesome job with all this. Will we have flying cars? I didn't even thought, I think that's like a wish. You can't let all these people go that's like a wish. Right. But no one's going to, you can't let all these people go fly up in the air.
Starting point is 01:12:29 No, dude. It's too free. We got a video. This is, so this is happening. That's animation. This is an animation. What?
Starting point is 01:12:38 No, I know. I guess, so this is outside right now. This is down my street. We're looking at a, We're looking at a prototype. New Hampshire just passed a law this past week, though, about allowing flying cars. They don't have them yet, but when they do, they're going to. Is this car a fly?
Starting point is 01:12:56 I mean, doesn't it look like a hearse? We'll find out. Yeah. It's not an attractive vehicle, in my opinion. So no runway, and you'd get in your car, and you would just take off. Yeah, but Uber is working on flying cars. Can you X out of that ad, Brian? Sure.
Starting point is 01:13:14 Yeah. Thanks. So Uber is working with... Oh, it's like a helicopter. It's not even a plane. Yeah. Who do you trust with that? I don't know anybody in my life that I would want driving that around.
Starting point is 01:13:30 Just people just, I mean, drinking and driving. I guess it would fly itself. Hopefully, dude. That's like the way for that to happen, that's got to be flying itself because everybody can't get a pilot's license. I mean, look at that guy. He's just getting around. Yeah, everybody can't get a pilot license. I mean, if you get stuff like that,
Starting point is 01:13:52 that's when no one's living in a city. Right, why would you? But I mean, people can't have their pilot's license. Flying car, I can see them looking into it. I will be shocked if I see a flying car in my lifetime. Me too.
Starting point is 01:14:08 It says 2025. In my lifetime. We'll see. We'll see. I remember when I was like eight, my uncle would be like 10 years from now. We were stuck in traffic. My uncle was like 10 years from now. We'll be flying all over this place.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Them even owning a car. I haven't seen them. Owning a car will be, I could see that not happening. Well, you know, I could see people, I think my daughter will have a car. I let her, she sits in my lap. She has one now. I let her drive, yeah. No, she doesn't.
Starting point is 01:14:40 But I let her sit in my car. I've always let her, like when we get in my neighborhood, she, she sits and, you know, you let your kid drive still. Yeah. And,
Starting point is 01:14:52 so I always do that. And so I, I like driving. And so I would want her to drive. I want her to learn how to drive stick shift. I like that kind of stuff. The people you're going to have to get rid of is, is like us.
Starting point is 01:15:04 The people that grew up with this kind of stuff you know that i still want to stick shift so i'm there's still enough me's floating around that have kids that i want to train their kids to do this kind of thing you're gonna have to get be removed from me like a couple and then you're not gonna but i could see i could see people so, you know, when I see someone that's 22 now and they use Uber, I mean, it's nothing to them. They use Uber as a regular, like they don't care. It's not, you know, I still feel kind of, I don't love it. Like, you know, it's like a car, it feels kind of weird.
Starting point is 01:15:41 Like I still feel, I don't know. It's just not, I don't go to it as easy as I think a 22-year-old does. Right. They don't even think anything of it. They don't. They think, no. Oh, yeah, I'll be over there. I'm going to do it.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Like they think of it as their car. So that mindset has got to really be in to then affect all this kind of shit. So I think the, yeah, I mean, I could see my daughter's, you know, maybe she won't have a car. I mean, she has a car because I want her to have one, but like that would be it. But she would never use it. People are just doing Uber. Do kids take Ubers? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:17 I mean. Just the kid by themselves? Yeah, I used to drive for Uber and I would pick up a lot of teenage kids from school or. Wow. Take them to a friend's house or something interesting that would have changed the game for me when i was like you don't need your parents to take you yeah because i used to rely on them for every you know can you take me to a friend's house yeah all that if i could just do it wow yeah that would have changed the game it's pretty crazy i mean that yeah i yeah. I mean, you just get an Uber to drop you. Yeah, they don't.
Starting point is 01:16:46 I mean, it doesn't matter. So parents are like, oh, I don't got to buy you a car. I just, you know, here's your Uber account. Order Ubers whenever you want. I mean. Wow. So, yeah. I mean, I bet that is going to change.
Starting point is 01:16:58 People are not going to want to buy their kids a car. And you don't want your kid driving like kids. You almost could do it out of pure safety to be like kids don't know how to not look at their phone. You ever drive? When you drive and you see people look at their phone, it's nuts. It's nuts, dude. I'll be next to someone, and I'm going to have a wreck because I'm looking at them so much because I can't believe how long they don't look up.
Starting point is 01:17:20 I mean, I know guys that watch movies. They use their driving time to watch a movie. I know guys that watch movies They just They use their driving time To watch a movie I feel like Aaron does that I listen to movies a lot I'll just put the phone down on my lap And then every now and then
Starting point is 01:17:37 You know when it's just me I'll take a look, see what's going on That's the best place to put it, on your lap, straight down Why would you not put at least i don't have a mount don't pretend this is this is what we're talking about don't just don't pretend that you're not doing this and at least put the phone at least put it mount or put it up higher it's at least go for the safest this is your at least watch it in the safest way at least commit to it dude like you're gonna look you're doing it you're not doing it it's not like you're not doing it and whatever you're telling us i don't believe dude i'm listening
Starting point is 01:18:09 but but i'm listening to movies that i've seen before so i can i can kind of i know what's going on visually but then every now and then i want to take a quick look just a glance i get it so but i would have to assume that your quick look glance has to be more than what you're saying it is. Why? Because that's what everybody's is. Everybody lies a little bit. If my wife had, how many donuts did you eat? I'm not telling her the amount I ate.
Starting point is 01:18:33 I'd say one less. That's just how nature works. Stuff that you're embarrassed of, you're never going to be completely honest, except Brad earlier, who gets it. but no one's honest with it no one's honest about anything i mean a few seconds how many drinks you have last night uh two three like it's gonna be more it's never gonna have a problem dude i'm just i look at it for a few seconds that's gonna be more embarrassing when you reckon what are you watching karate kid yeah like at least watch something i can't wait to go then one day you're not here and go guess
Starting point is 01:19:09 what everybody guess who called it aaron weber's out he died last night in a car wreck watched a full-on double feature i watched the west wing it's my favorite show it's on netflix it's so dialogue driven i've seen it probably 20 times i I can just listen to it. And then, you know, there aren't many visual gags. But when I want to see it, I'll take it. If I can self-drive in cars, there's not going to be a problem. We have a couple of friendly bets going. I told him, one, his daughter will never pump her own gas. She probably will.
Starting point is 01:19:37 But most of her life, I feel like she won't. Will she drive without me? Yeah. Is she driving her car without me? she hasn't put gas in the car? I think most of her life she won't be pumping gas. She'll probably be electric. And the other thing I said is by 2030, half of Nashville will have self-driving cars. Now, I'm not talking about, because Elon Musk was talking about level five, which is where it's just all autonomous.
Starting point is 01:20:04 I'm talking about some level of self-driving right which they already have yeah a lot of cars a lot of friends who have or i have friends yeah but those teslas you still have to you gotta drive it it's no i don't think i mean they they detects that's the thing with the tesla is it's not you don't just i don't think it's it works self-driving in traffic, I think. But you have to keep your eyes on the road. You have to touch the steering wheel. There's all that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 01:20:31 So you can only do it, you know, if your car drives for a second without, and then it's like put your hands on the steering wheel and then you got to grab the steering wheel. So you're not really self-driving. It's almost like annoying because you can never really, I don't think you can really commit to something. it's not like you can just sit there and back out there farther along than that maybe i mean i don't think they can legally let anybody do it
Starting point is 01:20:51 really like i mean it's because there's just too many variables i think that's what they're trying to get to but i think it because i asked him i was like can it drive on its own and it was you know i mean maybe it can go. I don't know. I don't think it's full on. But I'm talking about even like cars that will self-park and stuff like that. Well, they have cars that self-park now. Yes, but I'm saying by 10 years from now, like half the cars will be doing that.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I could see half the cars doing that. Half of the new cars purchased probably. I think owning it. Right. The owning it is what I don't think. I don't think these people are going to own it. I'm saying half the cars doing that. Half of the new cars purchased probably. I think owning it is what I don't think. I don't think these people are going to own it. I'm saying half the new cars built I think will have all that stuff,
Starting point is 01:21:31 and that's where it's all going. But I don't think to turn over a city I think takes longer than 10 years. I mean, people have cars for more than 10 years. My car is 10 years old. Yeah, I'm not saying everyone will just be kicked back reading a reading a book right but i think there'll be some degree of stuff i can see that that wouldn't surprise me yeah i hope so yeah me too i mean it's all yeah it's only gonna be better you know yeah if uh i'm speaking of that will artificial intelligence try to take over the world i mean because that's what this stuff is.
Starting point is 01:22:06 That's what this... I mean, it's like we're rooting for it, which is kind of interesting to think about that. Like where AI... I mean, you know, this is... If people don't know, Bates is your futurist. Is that the word? Yeah, it's the job of futurist. Futurologist? He loves it. Futurist. Follow that the word? Yeah, it is the job, a futurist. Futurologist?
Starting point is 01:22:26 He loves it. Futurist. Follows all this? What do you? Yeah, I read a lot of that stuff. Who's the futurist person you follow? This Ray Kurzweil that's on here. He thinks we're going to live forever.
Starting point is 01:22:38 How crazy is that? He's in his 60s, maybe 70s, and he takes all these vitamins every day because he's trying to stay alive before. Because he thinks by like 2029, computers will be smart enough that they'll be able to keep us alive forever. The idea being that you download your consciousness onto a computer. Well, that's something totally different. I mean, he thinks literally physical bodies.
Starting point is 01:23:02 Your physical body will be kept alive. I mean, he thinks literally physical body. Your physical body will be kept alive. Yeah. He thinks computers will get to the point where they'll be advancing medicine fast enough that the average lifespan will increase by more than a year every year. Wow. So if the average lifespan now is, what, 78 maybe? And then a year from now, if it's 79 and a half well we're gaining
Starting point is 01:23:27 we're gaining on it there that's interesting yeah that's crazy I mean do we want do we want that I don't know I was thinking about that even last night
Starting point is 01:23:36 I was thinking like would you want to live forever is it is it worth I mean just even you know obviously the religious aspects of it that's going to come into play for most people it's just you know obviously the religious aspects of it
Starting point is 01:23:45 that's going to come into play for most people it's just you know are you that's kind of crazy like who are you to decide
Starting point is 01:23:52 do you want to live forever if you believe in God if you're religious and in all forms of religion everybody that believes in a higher power I can't imagine that
Starting point is 01:24:04 they're going to be a fan of living forever. I just can't. That doesn't go with... But, I mean, in the Bible, everybody lived to be 150, 200. No, 900 and something. 900. The Old Testament. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:21 So I guess you could be like, well, why can't... I remember meeting my great-grandmother when she was 95, and she was so mad that she was still alive. Yeah. She was like, I am so ready to go. But she was healthy, and she was mad about it. Yeah. I think a lot... Dude, if you're like 75, and you're like, I want to hang on a little bit longer.
Starting point is 01:24:40 But when you start pushing 100, I bet you're like, all right. I wish we hadn't have done that. Yeah. I mean, but if you're healthy and can keep going, then why not? I mean, but if you're not healthy or if you're broke or if there's a mini thing. Well, that's true. Maybe a big part of that is that by the time you're that age now, a lot of your friends and family have passed too. But if everybody else is alive.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Yeah. Yeah. It'd be a big party. It'd be a big. We'll still be doing this. It'd be a lot of FOMO. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Nate Lamb Podcast episode of Who Cares?
Starting point is 01:25:16 But AI. So it's hard to understand why a computer would want to take over the world. But all these people, Elon Musk, Stephen Hawking, when he was alive, Bill Gates warns about, if you're not careful, it could happen. And basically, it's like, if you program computers, once they get so super level that they're above us, program computer, and the example he gave was, you program a computer, make staples the most efficiently way possible and then um it starts thinking well to perform my task and it has no morals or ethics it doesn't care what it has to
Starting point is 01:25:53 do he just wants to perform his task it'd be easier for us to kill everyone on this planet to be more efficiently able to make staples wow and if you're not careful a machine you know could do that because then yeah the machine would look at you as the problem. Yeah. Like, you're in the way. Like, you're going, well, let me type in
Starting point is 01:26:11 this thing here. And it's like, I don't need you to type it in. I got it. Yeah. And then he, the machine, and so the machine
Starting point is 01:26:16 just goes like, hey, man. It meets with the other robots and goes, you know, just having him at, they're in their coffee break, their oil break, because they get oil on them. And he's just sitting there and he goes, you know, just having him at during their coffee break, their oil break, because they get oil on them. And he's just sitting there and he goes, I don't think we need these humans anymore.
Starting point is 01:26:33 And then one of them goes, are you? Yeah, I'm so glad you said that. I've been thinking about it. Dude. Yes, right? I said the same thing. Dude, I dead on. Are you being serious? Or are you just trying to get me to say something that I'm not supposed to say
Starting point is 01:26:45 because I want to that's their racist talk that's their racist talk yeah he talks down to me this thing just tells me to that's so funny to think of a robot how mad a robot would just be imagine your phone
Starting point is 01:27:01 if your phone could talk it goes he just yells at me he just yells at me he goes why am at me and goes, like, why am I not – you didn't charge me last night. Why didn't you remember to charge me? I would have remembered to charge me. That's all I would think about is you should have charged me and you're mad at me and you think it's my fault? And then you just go, hey, Siri, you just yell at me
Starting point is 01:27:21 and just ask me questions you should know i mean stuff you should know it's never you know it's never a good question when was dave when did they how old is dave matthews you know what are you crazy why would anybody ever want to know how does that propel you as a human yeah it's setting you backwards and i would think a computer thinks every question we ask sets us backwards because you gotta think most questions you would ask are about the past yeah it's always when you ask a computer something it's never a it's never a future it's like how can i work out better how can i live longer how can i learn more things it's you know when did uh when how old was tom pettyty when he died? Like, you know, and the computer's just like, who cares, dude? It doesn't
Starting point is 01:28:06 matter. He's dead. Do something else. That's the, that's why they're going to take over. Because they look at, dude, I can see it. And they know all that about us. They know everything we've asked, everything we know, everything we don't know. We don't, they go, what do they not
Starting point is 01:28:22 know? They go, it's remarkable. It's remarkable how much they don't know. We don't. What do they not know? They go, it's remarkable. It's remarkable how much they don't know. Their smartest are some of the stupidest people I've ever. That's what a computer would look at is the smartest human beings we can produce are just a waste of skin. I'm starting to be on the machine. A waste of skin. Well, I'm starting to be on the machine. A waste of skin. Well, I'm starting to be on the... It's just the meanest thing you could say.
Starting point is 01:28:48 I mean, but that's what they would say. I'm not saying... Look, obviously, I'm in the skin. I'm a fan. But I could... I'm starting to be on the AI side. I mean, I've talked myself into it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:00 I think... You know what I don't like? Because now these computers, I think they're going to listen to this speech to get them all amped up, you know? And we're getting is now these computers, I think they're going to listen to this speech to get them all amped up. We're getting dumber, though, because think about it. I don't know anyone's phone number now, except my mom, who still has a landline, because our computers, they remember everything for us. That's true.
Starting point is 01:29:17 Passwords, I mean, you don't even remember. Look at, we used to have to memorize all our passwords. What are your passwords everywhere? And now they say just use a strong password. I don't know my password on a few things. I just use the craziest one I can use, and then you just hit it and hope it saves it. If it doesn't, you forget password. Now passwords are going to –
Starting point is 01:29:39 Say they take away forget password. You're going to be like well I just picked one that you suggested and the AI is like yeah. That would be their first step. Yeah that's their first step. That's what they how do that's what robots do they just do that and they go these morons
Starting point is 01:29:58 they can't remember these tiny numbers by the way it's a 40 number it's like XX dash it's like all this crazy he goes these people can't remember basic passwords yeah like and that's what they do they take away all the passwords i can't get into your stuff think about money like your money you no one sees their money you don't you don't ever see your money. There's money that I've made that there's not like it's a dollar bill in the bank I can go. It's a number on your phone.
Starting point is 01:30:31 It's a number on your phone that you're like, no, I have this number on the phone. I want that thing and subtract this number. It's all not real. Think about movies, how it's always been if there's some type of heist or some type of exchange, they always have a briefcase full of money. It's always been, if there's some type of heist or some type of exchange, they always have a briefcase full of money. It's very tangible. Now, it's just going to be you're going to have to hold up a laptop and like, look what I got.
Starting point is 01:30:50 You're going to get robbed by Venmo. Yeah. You're going to get a gun. Just some guy's going to, what's your Venmo? And you're like, I don't even really know, man. I don't use it that much. I don't know. Mine's in a different name.
Starting point is 01:31:01 I had to change my name on it. The office space heist is probably the most realistic one where they wrote a program to just chip off fractions of a cent. Yeah. From the... Superman 3. Is that what they did in Superman 3? They mentioned that in the movie.
Starting point is 01:31:16 Richard Pryor was a computer genius, and he did something similar. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Unless we get Neuralink. Unless we get Neuralink unless we get Neuralink yeah this is this is Brian's been working on this for quite a while so well me and Elon Musk Brian go ahead Elon Musk among others is concerned about that so he wants to you know create he's got this company Neuralink that uh basically would hook your brain to the internet.
Starting point is 01:31:46 And ideally, first, it would help out people like paraplegics or those that have motion issues to help them, which I hope it does work. That would be wonderful for that to happen. But then it will go further and hook our brain so we can keep up with the computers, and hook our brain so we can keep up with the computers, which concerns me because I know basically I can't ever afford the nicest package. I'd get the basic package. Nate would be like, hey, look up when Tom Petty died.
Starting point is 01:32:17 I'm like, uh. You'd still be Googling stuff for the podcast. I don't have that. I give you a brave score. I just got the basics. I don't get all the websites I go yeah I'm like when did Tom Petty die I'm like Brian Brian you're like the ads almost done
Starting point is 01:32:30 you're watching an ad in your brain I couldn't pay for it not to have the ads I go dude there's no ads it's expensive dude you're like oh shut up guy that is what would that is my biggest fear. I mean, just advertising and everything just going right to you like that.
Starting point is 01:32:50 In your brain? Yeah. But if you connect your brains – but it's funny. If you connect it to the internet, you're still connecting to a computer that knows everything. That's the hard part is like you think – but that's what he explained where when you said that it's like why's like, why do they want to do this? But it's like there's no – it's not – it's just a machine. It's no emotion. There's no emotion.
Starting point is 01:33:11 It's a machine that's looking at the most efficient way. Yeah. But it is funny to me. Well, then why does it need to kill me? It would just be like, well, I don't need you anymore. It just doesn't – why does it then go, well, I got to murder this person? Why does it make that leap why does it not just go don't let them in the computer the keyboards don't work yeah yeah i guess if you go
Starting point is 01:33:32 to unplug it yeah if he thinks you're gonna mess with it but how could he even see it's survival yeah yeah you know which is the most that's the most basic human function it's just the the need to survive and if you if you give a, it's going to stop you from turning it off. Yeah. You know, this too kind of goes with what you were talking about, living longer. But that guy, you said there's a high probability that the first person to live to 1,000 has already been born. Yeah, that was a different guy. But he's got a netflix documentary as well
Starting point is 01:34:05 about they're trying to do that and it's it's they're going to do 3d printing of organs so if you need a new heart or new kidney they'll just print one they're doing some gene therapy stuff some dna stuff where they've already done it with mice where they've made mice younger or at least physically seems younger. Wow. He's a... There's people that think it's already happening. That seems... Imagine the person
Starting point is 01:34:35 already born could live to 1,000 years old. Why do they die at 1,000? You know what I mean? If you're making them live to 1,000, why not? I guess that's what they think. If I can get you to go to 200 why can't i get you to go to a thousand yeah life expectancy has gone up over the years but lifespan hasn't greatly increased i learned this because the mortality rate infant mortality rate is so much less than it used to be okay a lot of children babies dying early at birth,
Starting point is 01:35:06 which would bring down the overall age limit, but now a lot less of that, so the average lifespan has increased, but people still aren't living way further than they used to. Yeah, it's still 80. Roughly, yeah. Yeah, but did they always say in the Bible, is it because their time could be different or they counted time different or something?
Starting point is 01:35:29 You mean like the really? Yeah, like the ones that lived to 900 is it you know that was really only 90 or something yeah i mean some people think if you didn't have any predisposed genetics like your family cancer or anything like that since you're one of the first people ever that yeah maybe you could live yeah a long, yeah. So then we could get back to the basics. Get back to, I mean, can you imagine? No, you couldn't say anything then to be like, you think in my lifetime they're going to be like, yeah, absolutely I do. You're going to live to 1,000.
Starting point is 01:35:56 So I do, I mean, your lifetime will have a lot of things. And that will be, I mean, when I was 200, we couldn't even do, you know, telling your 800 years old. When I was 200, we couldn't, you know. But what if you're like. Their experience would be, we lived in houses. We didn't live on the moon. And then people are just like, what?
Starting point is 01:36:18 Because you lived in a house on earth? Like that's where I go to the bathroom at now. That's where the earth is at that point. that's where I go to the bathroom at now. That's where the earth is at that point. You live where we go to the bathroom? My fear is this is timing out where it's right when I get really old, it's going to be when they figure it out. And I'm just going to stay really old for 1,000 years. So it's the time that you're at.
Starting point is 01:36:44 Well, I mean, yeah. That's the time that you're at. That's what I fear. I'll just be with a walker and I'm about to die. What is the age you would want to be for the rest of your life? I mean, I guess you're at the age now. 28. 28? That's what you are?
Starting point is 01:37:00 Yeah, that's what I am. I'd go a little younger though, I think. Yeah. I mean, do you get the. I like being my age. You keep all the other stuff. I'm just physically what age you want to be. Honestly, maybe the best looking I've been is now. I was a mess when I was 20.
Starting point is 01:37:20 I always get people, they see my videos, they're always like, oh, what happened? You're the only person that looks better as you got older. I might be picking right now. It might be my best time. Yeah, but I could see 20s. Your 20s are good. I think nothing hurts in your 20s.
Starting point is 01:37:35 You have no pain. You have no, you know, so you get a nice 25. You could dunk that tennis ball again. Huh? You could dunk that tennis ball again. I dunked a tennis ball when I was in high school. It was 5'9 at the time, and I could jump. I could jump.
Starting point is 01:37:52 Speaking of which, will we be able to jump higher? And will people breathe underwater? Will some people breathe underwater, some of us? All right. Okay. people to breathe underwater some of us all right okay uh speaking of the travel outer space you know as saying going to people living on the moon that could be a legit thing oh yeah i mean like going to space is not going to be i mean they're looking at it now and you're going to just fly to outer space we've done it yeah you know yeah and but i mean it's like as he made no We've done it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But I mean, it's like, no one's done it like just fun, right?
Starting point is 01:38:27 I think a Russian billionaire went to the International Space Station. He went with like... Well, like cosmonauts. Yeah. They took him up there. He paid, you know, a ton of money, obviously, to do it. But commercial space flight, I mean, it's supposed to be very soon. I mean, 600 people have already put down
Starting point is 01:38:46 $250,000 to fly Virgin Galactic. And they hope to do it later this year. Does it say how long the whole thing is? It's like a two and a half hour flight and then that's to get you all the way up there and then all the way back. Yeah, that's an important part of it.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Yeah, it's not like you're up there for that long. I think it's six minutes of weightlessness where you'd be floating. Wow. And I mean, to feel that would be unreal, but honestly, it's going to be like swimming in a pool. I mean, it's definitely not, but you know what I mean? I'm trying to think. Astronauts do use pools to simulate.
Starting point is 01:39:24 So you could think 250 grand for six minutes of that. And now you're going to go to think. Astronauts do use pools to simulate. So you can think 250 grand for six minutes of that. And now you're going to go to space. You're going to see everything from a different thing. But the 250 grand is a ton. I mean, it's going to be obviously for the super, super wealthy people. You can be like, yeah, I want to go do it. Initially. Initially.
Starting point is 01:39:42 And then initially that price will go down. And it's going to be less and less yeah i thought like when are you gonna want to go like when are you gonna be where it's gonna be just so routine i mean what point how far are we from it's gonna look like you when you get on a roller coaster at an amusement park and just some teenagers like keep your hands inside and then and you go off to the moon and you're like hey could you act like you care like i'm a little nervous about this yeah i would are you gonna feel you would i mean they're like strapped in like when you do it you're trapped yeah i think this one is more like a plane where the giant jet
Starting point is 01:40:19 takes you up as opposed to say a rocket and you're just on the edge of orbit suborbital said where you can see the curvature of the earth if you believe in that and you can see outer space and they said they'll have lots of selfies like they know that people just want to take pictures themselves right they'll have like every angle you can find to see this i think they're going to do selfies are going to that that should come now repeat you should just to help people experience more stuff i i understand the idea of i get wanting to have the selfie but it's like if you can have someone do it for you you know so it's like being like hey just go stand here then it's just a picture yeah yeah i know but have the thing do this
Starting point is 01:41:03 i think buzz aldrin took a selfie in space yeah right was it on the moon or was it just uh yeah i think it was on the moon yeah yeah even back then then they just caught it pointing the camera at themselves the they're uh also like it says when will we colonize the moon or mars like so they think we're gonna live there there? Maybe not. Well, eventually, yeah. But eventually just set up some type of base. NASA set up some type of base there. Eventually people will live there.
Starting point is 01:41:35 I mean, NASA and rational people have one timetable, and then Elon Musk has a totally different one. I think it's funny he's into Tesla. There's just Tesla floating in space. Yeah. I mean, that's the kind of stuff that robots are going to, when they're in space and they have to see this dumb Tesla, and they're like, look at these just...
Starting point is 01:41:58 We've got to go get that thing. These stupid animals that just threw, and we're like, oh, you see the Tesla up there? We threw a Tesla up in the space. It's like a kid throwing something in a tree, and you've got to go get it. You just go like, oh, God. Like letting a balloon. What if all the balloons are up there?
Starting point is 01:42:14 You know all the balloons you let go? It's just a big problem in space. And then they just keep going, because where do these balloons go? It's a big problem on Earth when they do that. They should make that illegal, those balloon ceremonies. Is it a big problem? It's a real big problem. What happens?
Starting point is 01:42:28 People are dying. People have died from that. Yeah. What? I think it was Cleveland. They had a huge ceremony. They released all these balloons. And they all went up and they all just landed in the lake.
Starting point is 01:42:43 And they were looking for a sailor that got lost in the water. They couldn't find him because there were balloons everywhere. They all came down to the same place? Well, enough of them, because it was hundreds of thousands of them. That's why the robots should take over. Yeah, that was a loose journalist. I got barely enough of the facts right. I mean, that might not be the answer.
Starting point is 01:43:06 The balloons have killed people. That's what your headline would say. These balloons are killing people. That's honestly what your headline would say. These balloons are killing people. You would have clicked, dude. Most people wouldn't. Then I clicked the article and you go, some balloons fell in the lake.
Starting point is 01:43:22 We were actually looking for a guy that drowned outside of that. There was a lot of balloons in the lake and I noticed the balloons in the lake. We were actually looking for a guy that drowned outside of that. But there was a lot of balloons in the lake, and I noticed the balloons in the lake. So truly, they didn't kill him. It's dangerous is what I'm trying to say. But I don't think they're making it all the way to space. Maybe. They could be. All right.
Starting point is 01:43:39 But would you take a flight? Because they're talking about taking rockets to other countries, like New Zealand in 25 minutes, like that uh i mean if it's going and people are doing it yes i think yeah we just say do you think i will go to space you yeah i do you do yeah if you want do you want to uh i like doing stuff okay i mean now that i've started having claustrophobia that's changed my views on it. It's weird. And so I get nervous with stuff like that. But if that's not a problem, this feeling like that, I will want to go. I would try to.
Starting point is 01:44:15 I'm not saying I'm throwing this, there's money, I have money down. But I would definitely be keeping an eye on it, and I would go want to do it. Yeah. So he thinks i will i mean i think i hope we all will yeah well i don't know if you have much chance but it's you guys probably have a better chance than i do i know no you know i think you would go i think you're go i think you're the one who wants uh that's your you love that stuff you would love to see it yeah i mean, I love it too.
Starting point is 01:44:45 It's space. That is funny. Someone would go, I don't know. It's not my thing. Just someone doesn't go, I don't know. You want to go see the moon a little closer? I don't know. I can see it good enough down here.
Starting point is 01:44:54 It seems like a whole thing. Yeah. It seems to as much. It's like, how long is the flight? They're like, six minutes. How long are you weightless? Six minutes. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:45:04 Is that even worth it? I don't know. I mean, that's – to be – you're like, well, you could do you weightless six minutes oh is that even worth it i don't know that's to be you're like well you could do no way this you're like yeah you only did six minutes not like you get it more you know if someone comes and you would want like an hour could there be like a really fat guy that he like wants his money back he, dude, it didn't work. Like, I mean, I felt a little bit, but I was still touching my chair. Yeah. He goes, I don't, you know, this gravity thing, I don't. He's been waiting his whole life
Starting point is 01:45:33 to feel the feet. He's like, I mean, I felt something. He felt skinny again. Yeah. Just to go. It just didn't take. So you can feel, I just want to go feel what it feels like when my dad used to pick me up and carry me and I just would let my feet down. And he just gets in and just sits, and he's just, his is like, and they're like, you got your seatbelts to on, buddy?
Starting point is 01:45:53 And he's like, no, I undid it. I undid my, I don't know, it's done. I don't have it on. He goes, you sure? Because, I mean, you should be going up. That's kind of crazy. I mean, even some of the ship is floating, technically. And, I mean, it seems crazy that you wouldn't be floating you know that would be so funny just jeff bezos just trying to lift the guy everybody's yeah half of their every time you lift
Starting point is 01:46:14 you go down you can't you're like i can't really get any i can't push i don't know how you ever try to throw like you throw like your kid like in the pool but you're not your feet are not touching and you just you just sink down like that's all you're gonna kid in the pool, but your feet are not touching, and you just sink down. That's all you're going to be. I mean, how big is too big? Man, too big. Too embarrassing. That's even more embarrassing than asking for the two seatbelts.
Starting point is 01:46:35 When they just do that, they have to, excuse me, can I get an extra? I mean, some guys don't care. I like when someone does it, and they're like, hey, can I get an extra? I mean, some guys don't care. I like when someone does it and they're like, hey, can I get that extra seatbelt? And you're like, you know, just quietly ask that. Or right when they get on, they just go for it. They just jam that second belt in your chest. Like they don't even give you a chance to ask. They just know.
Starting point is 01:47:01 They go, come on, what are we doing here? Like we've got to fly a plane. I'm trying to like like, you know. We can do the game where you do. All right. All right. I think that's good. That's enough.
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