The Nick DiPaolo Show - 138 - Orlando Slaughter

Episode Date: June 14, 2016

Orlando Slaughter...

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Starting point is 00:03:37 Contributions. Getting the business out of the way before we get to obviously what we're going to talk about today, and that was the Penguins winning the Cup. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Obviously, the country rotting from the inside out, thanks to one certain party, in my opinion.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Anyways, contributions. We're having our best month, contribution-wise, also. Thank you to Tom Bessel, who's contributed to the show. Brandon Lowe, thank you, buddy, for contributing. Mark Simkoiak. Simkoiak. Jeffrey Kalnin. Also, Doug P. Carley, nice fat contribution.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Do you believe him, all these? Nicholas Bozzuto. Nicky Bo, we call him. Thank all of you guys. Those came in like over the weekend. And we already have more contributions in this month than I did all of May. And we had a good May. So I can't thank you guys enough.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Anyways, I hate shows like this because this is the Monday show that goes out to, you know, people who don't subscribe on iTunes. A ton of people here and this show's always funny. We have a blast doing it, but you know, with the Orlando... What do you mean? Come on. We gotta talk about it in detail and I
Starting point is 00:04:57 don't know what to say anymore, folks. I really don't. It's a dark, depressing time to be alive. And I got news for you you they're not at the gates they're already here they're infiltrated and uh it's really obvious to see what's going on unless again uh you know you got your head up your ass and you voted for a present uh president and you believe in the horseshit that he's spewing for the last seven and a half years. And it's embarrassing. It really is.
Starting point is 00:05:27 But the slaughter of 49. And can I just say this? When there's a terrorist attack like this, can we not include the jerk-off who killed everybody and then got killed in the deaths? Can you mention that but mention it separately? Because they've been saying, you know, 50 deaths for the last year. Then they go, well, that includes the killer. Well, don't lump him in with the poor victims he slaughtered. That's an insult.
Starting point is 00:05:50 But what a, just a horrendous, just a horrendous, I don't even know what to say. I was away. I was in Massachusetts. I did a gig, the comedy scene in Foxborough, Friday and Saturday. And thank you guys for coming out. That was a fun gig. And, you know, I drove to my parents' house north of Boston on Sunday morning. And, you know, my sister brings up the Orlando shooting.
Starting point is 00:06:21 And I thought she was talking about the uh the girl that was on the the voice and I'm like yeah that was horrible and she goes yeah I can't believe that many people I'm like what are you talking about I didn't know I went to bed Saturday not knowing anything and uh I'm like what are you talking about and then and then when I heard I was like what the fuck you gotta be kidding me. Pulse, which was a gay Orlando night, you know, gay club and piece of shit. Another piece of shit. You know, the guy who just just a psycho to begin with, I guess, according to his ex-girlfriend and all that. But he pledged his allegiance to ISIS before slaughtering all these people.
Starting point is 00:07:13 But here's the thing. Okay, this guy worked for almost a decade for a major Department of Homeland Security contractor. Okay? Which means that ISIS has infiltrated the federal agency set up to combat you know the terrorists since 9-11 um he was employed by the uh of course i'm talking about omar martin who was born yes born in new york oh the press couldn't wait to get that out to make sure you know born in new york living in florida's parents from af Afghanistan, first-generation American. But he was employed by the security firm G4S, Secure Solutions. And it just goes to show you, we really don't know what the fuck we're doing.
Starting point is 00:07:56 G4S supports the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, Customs and Border Protection, and has operations at the U.S.-ican border with u.s immigration and custom enforcement which is ice you know what they do they transport illegal immigrants in selected urban areas imagine this guy's been working for them for almost 10 years the dhs uh contract with g4s is worth 234 million the contract states that one of the performance requirements is helping identify suspected terrorists trying to enter the u.s and here's this guy working for him g this is what makes me dizzy that nobody's talking about that i've been reading on this show for for months g4s uses fortified buses to transport get this in quotes hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants
Starting point is 00:08:44 from city to city and from cities to the U.S.-Mexican border. But earlier this month, Judicial Watch, we talked about this, revealed G4S has been quietly moving and releasing vanloads of illegal aliens away from the border to interior American cities. Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, how do you defend this president?
Starting point is 00:09:09 How can you defend this guy? The immigrants were classified as OTMs, that means other than Mexican, included mostly Central American illegals, but possibly also foreign border crossers from the Middle East and Pakistan. Of course they're mixed in. Anybody watching what's going on in Europe with all the migrants and crime going through the roof?
Starting point is 00:09:31 And Sweden and rapes and... It's happening here, folks. You know, Obama, I guess he's not a Muslim, but he might as well have been one. Agent of change. I mean, this is some of the... I can't believe what I'm fucking reading. Legion of Change. I mean, this is some of the... I can't believe what I'm fucking reading.
Starting point is 00:09:49 A security company contract by the U.S. government is driving the OTMs, that's other than Mexicans, from the Border Patrol's Tucson Center, where they were in custody, to Phoenix. The Washington-based government
Starting point is 00:09:59 watched our group. The firm is called G4S and claims to be the world's leading security solutions group, with operations in more than 100 countries and 610,000 employees. It's not clear if the 29-year-old Mateen worked on any federal contracts or dealt with federal inmates. One of his jobs was to help transport and guard state and local prisoner youths in Florida.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Literally, a fox is watching their hen house. But, you know, they don't know if he had federal security clearance or not. Does it really fucking matter? Unbelievable. But he continued to guard prisoners. Despite reports, he openly praised ISIS in conversations with coworkers, even though he had been under federal investigation for terrorism ties since at least 2013 and again so co-workers heard him talking shit and praising islam and all the but again why would you say anything in this environment created by libs why would you say
Starting point is 00:10:59 anything at work or report him or you know because then you'd be called into human resources and uh they'd go yeah uh omar said that uh you know you're saying some bigoted stuff about him what are you racist we could have a nice talk with that's why people don't say shit we've created environment and you remember san bernardino the neighbors going yeah we saw people coming in and out of the house all the time but we don't want to say anything we don't want to get in trouble be called racist folks is it's cut and dried we'll get to trump and hillary's response and you know the president and the saddest speech i have ever fucking heard after an event like this i mean embarrassing ah mama it's not the first time a federal contract that has possibly employed a major
Starting point is 00:11:48 islamic terrorist in 2008 charlotte north case uh north carolina base converges corp came under fire for employing a muslim computer operator who openly maintained a jihadist website featuring grisly images of american soldiers blown up by al-qaeda terrorists overseas which he said bring great happiness to him the employee 22 year old sami khan turned out to be an al-qaeda operative and was killed in 2011 in a u.s drone strike in yemen okay he was working for a federal contract over here so we we obviously there's a cancer among us and and political correctness is only making it worse political correctness is the cancer anyways um but then they go on and the guy was just a fucking psycho you see the pictures of him and uh his former co-workers uh said he was an angry, loud, profane man who used slurs for gay people, blacks, Jews, and women.
Starting point is 00:12:52 He never used any other words to describe them. Danny Gilroy, who worked with Mateen at G45, told the Tampa Times. Mateen also regularly made threats of violence, according to Gilroy. He talked about killing people all the time gilroy told the new york times and gilroy wasn't surprised when he heard he learned of the massacre i saw it coming and what you do about it daniel nothing right he even says he feels bad gilroy said martinez started badgering him and sending dozens of text messages to him daily gilroy said he reported martinez behavior to his bosses. And he
Starting point is 00:13:26 says, I kind of feel a little guilty that I didn't fight harder. If I didn't walk away and I fought, then maybe 50 people would still be alive. Well, don't put it all on yourself, Mr. Gilroy. But it's the environment.
Starting point is 00:13:42 I mean, that's why he didn't say anything. What, and be deemed a racist the fucking rest of your life? Oh. Of course, he attended prayer services at the city's Islamic Center three to four times a week. Ba-ba-ba.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But we don't want to survey those because, again, that would be racist to, you know, we're just cutting our own throats. You're watching a country, because of liberals, that would be racist to, you know, we're just cutting our own throats. You're watching a country because of liberals fucking commit suicide. His ex-wife said he was bipolar. Her name is Satora Yousafi. She said she was actually only with Martin for four months because he was abusive.
Starting point is 00:14:24 She said he would not let her speak to her family, and the family members had to come and literally pull her out of his arms. Just a fucking psychopath. Mateen purchased at least two firearms legally within the last week or so, according to Trevor Valenor of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. So the minute I heard it, I, the, uh, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. So, uh, the minute I heard it, I'm like, oh my God, this is gonna, the left is gonna have so many excuses. First of all, it's gay people. So, you know, it's homophobia or they're going to go after the gun angle. Here's another example. And of course, uh, president stupid didn't, uh, didn't disappoint with his speech.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Here's what Obama had to say after the shooting. Today marks the most deadly shooting in American history. The shooter was apparently armed with a handgun and a powerful assault rifle. This massacre is therefore a further reminder of how easy it is for someone to get their hands on a weapon that lets them shoot.
Starting point is 00:15:36 There you go. Turns it into a gun thing. Some people tell me there's, you know, they have these false flags things where they, some people say shit like this is staged. People will go this far far to i'm not quite that cynical yet but i'm starting to wonder like newtown there's actually people who believe that uh look up false flags and you'll see what they're talking about and and and things like this is staged in the name of you know passing gun control and shit and uh i used to laugh at that and i don't laugh at it so much
Starting point is 00:16:03 i'm not saying this was the case, but I don't know anymore. When you read about the Bilderberg Group and ten people that run the fucking world, I don't know what to believe anymore. But more of Obama. People in a school or in a house of worship or a movie theater
Starting point is 00:16:23 or in a nightclub. And we have to decide if that's the kind of country we want to be. And to actively do nothing is a decision as well. Can you imagine having the balls to say that, as he's bringing in fucking people who are unvetted from Syria, migrants from Central America, South America, literally in truck fulls and just letting them, releasing them into the wild. And then having the balls to stand up and say,
Starting point is 00:16:50 is this the kind of country that we all want to live? It's a gun issue. You fuck. Meanwhile, he's surrounded by people to protect him with guns. Meanwhile, he has a fence around the White House. He doesn't believe in fences and walls. Could you guys be bigger fucking hypocrites? And, excuse me, I mean, to have
Starting point is 00:17:09 the nerve to get up there and fucking give that speech is just mind-boggling. And before he went to the podium, okay, it was already released that the uh the shooter was a muslim he pledged allegiance to isis i guess three days earlier isis warned about a pending terrorist attack in florida the murderer called 911 to give credit to isis before walking into the nightclub he yelled ala akba before opening uh fire on on these people and And you don't think Obama knew all this shit before he gave that little press conference? Of course he did. He got updated. They said he even pushed it back like a half hour, his speech. So he knew all these things, doesn't even mention Islam. Again, I hate shows like this. I'd rather be fucking making fun of stupid articles like we usually do.
Starting point is 00:18:05 But doesn't even mention, you know, Muslim extremism. He used terror right at the beginning. That's how you know, you know, there's a ton of evidence. But he used the word terror. And then I'm sitting there going, okay, terror. I say it because I'm from Boston. Terror. But terror, you know, if somebody pulls a knife at you in a parking lot, that's terror.
Starting point is 00:18:27 If a guy beats the shit out of his wife every night, that's terror. There's all these zillion kinds of acts of terror. This is a very specific one, but he won't acknowledge it. It's fucking frightening. You know he knew all this stuff before he gave that speech. Ugh. He knew all this stuff before he gave that speech. Oh. No mention of Muslim, Islamic, radical Islam. And, of course, Hillary's telling the same line.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Because her fate is in the Obama administration's hands. If she doesn't tell the party line in this, she'll end up, you know, next to some of these radicals in jail, hopefully. My thing, if she gets elected, I'm not moving out of the country, you know, like Alec Baldwin and all these libs do when they say if a certain Republican gets elected.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I'm just never voting again because the fix is in i mean i didn't realize how rigged it was till the whole primary you know this year i saw that got exposed but if if if she if she is the next president forget about i will never ever vote again it is so fucking the fact she's not in jail now proves it's rigged who am i kidding but uh un-fucking-believable and it's just it's mind-boggling this guy this guy's uh root wayne root i think he writes for breitbart but uh he was in a lot of this stuff. He says, here's a few facts about Obama and his Muslim connection.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Obama is a man who wants to rush the process of importing Muslim refugees into the United States, even military-age males from war zones, even though his homeland security chief warns we cannot vet them. This is an opinion. This is all shit. This is all fact that you can check out. Obama's not just purposely importing Muslims. He's bringing them in at record pace. There's numbers and statistics to prove it.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Obama refuses to secure the border, even though Muslim terror cells are surely entering the USA, hidden amongst the hordes of illegals from Mexico and Central America. You know that. Just look at Europe. Just look at Europe and what's going on. Obama is a man who brings in twice the6 billion in funding for U.S. veterans, while at the same time adding $4.5 billion to the budget to relocate Syrian refugees to America. Obama is the man who is obsessed with disarming Americans. At the exact same time, he arms Muslim terrorists.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Remember the Iran deal? $150 billion plus interest to buy weapons that are going to be used to kill us in the future try arguing that and killing israelis uh by the way this guy went to school with obama at columbia obama is the man who has claimed the terrorists have legitimate grievances obama is a man who refused to use the word muslim at a terrorist summit but remarkably he opened that summit with a Muslim prayer. Obama is the man who claimed Islam has been woven into our country's fabric from the first days of America. Something that only...
Starting point is 00:21:53 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not this fucking time, no fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way, mate. Oh, yes, sir. Obama's a man who refused to meet with Israel's prime minister during a U.S. visit, but found time to meet with the head of the Muslim country, Qatar, that supports terrorism during that same week. Let's never forget, this is the man who refused to place the United States flag at the White House half-mast for almost a week after a terror attack at a U.S. military base. But on Sunday, after the mass murders of gays, Obama ordered the White House
Starting point is 00:22:30 flag to be lowered almost instantly. And I know, oh, that's neither here, yeah, it is. Add it all up. Somebody, I told you, somebody said in the paper, Christ, this was a year ago. If he was a sworn enemy, if Obama was a sworn enemy of the United States, what would he have done differently in the last seven and a half, seven years? Good question. I don't know. God, the guy who wrote this is Wayne Allen Root, who's a classmate at Columbia, I guess, with Obama. But how can you argue any of that?
Starting point is 00:23:05 All that shit is provable. And what do we wake up today? The fucking people furious about Donald Trump's tweets. That's what the fucking Libs are going crazy about. I mean, the guy was a fucking psycho. His old man, the killer's old man, his name is Mayor Sadiq,
Starting point is 00:23:30 who saw Mateen on Saturday afternoon said in a video posted on Facebook early Monday that he had not known of his son's plans. Listen to this. I don't know what happened and I don't know he had hatred, Sadiq said.
Starting point is 00:23:44 God himself will punish homosexuality it's not the job for humankind so the fucking rotted apple doesn't fall from the fucking rotted tree too far man he believes that you know that the gay should die but that's the god will take care of that not my son he was condemning his son's actions meanwhile this guy has like a show a tv show he's gonna run for president in afghanistan and he's got a like a local tv show in florida where some people say he you know he preaches pro-taliban sentiments and uh it's fucking over folks it is they're here the gates are fucking open and uh but yeah let's elect hillary and gay people you know yeah i like to know how many, not that, you know, and I'm showing no disrespect, people were killed.
Starting point is 00:24:30 You're going to maybe think about how you vote now. Keep voting, keep voting Democrat. You know, same with black people, you keep voting Democrat, yet you're in the same position you were in, you know, 60 years ago. Waiting for a check from the government and uh to me it's not clear one party has it right one has it fucking wrong and uh but um yeah so you know trump trump tweets yeah appreciate i guess he got tens of thousands of emails saying congratulations, you were right, which is stupid, you know. He goes, I appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islam terrorism. I don't want congrats.
Starting point is 00:25:13 I want toughness and diligence. We must be smart. And, of course, like Meghan McCain, who I understand because Trump said shit about her father that was totally unwarranted, in my opinion. But, you know, she's calling him the stupidest guy on the planet. Really worse than the guy that shot up the... You know, just that's what they're focusing on. And what's really bothering them is that he's right. That he's right about the big picture.
Starting point is 00:25:42 That's why they're so fucking angry. And then he tweeted the next day... that he's right about the big picture. That's why they're so fucking angry. And then he tweeted the next day, Trump tweeted, is Obama, President Obama, going to finally mention the words radical Islamic terrorism? If he doesn't, he should immediately resign in disgrace. Yeah, I agree a thousand percent. He should be censured, impeached, whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:06 He's been wiping his ass with the Constitution for seven and a half years. It's so funny, you know? I used to sit on that comedy cellar table and hearing how evil Dick Cheney and it was all about oil and Halliburton and all that fucking horse shit. Nothing compares to this. This guy. He also tweeted, Trump, what has happened in Orlandolando is just the beginning our leadership is weak and ineffective i called it and i called it and i asked for the ban must be tough so he's
Starting point is 00:26:33 calling for the ban again and people are fucking going crazy okay fine don't that's racist that's bigotry fuck it let's leave things status quo send your kids out on saturday night and hope they don't get fucking slotted whether it's at the movies or fucking a baseball game or whatever. But, you know, keep voting in fucking Barack Obamas and Hillary Clintons and fucking Harry Reads and all the other fucking liberal douchebags who, you know, I came to a conclusion, they're very, they're book smart people. You know, they're all fucking lawyers and Harvard grads and shit. Just absolutely retarded
Starting point is 00:27:05 when it comes to how life works. Just a fucking embarrassment. And then this morning, I think Trump called in to CBS, one of those morning shows. I don't know if it was yesterday or today. And Charlie Rose, you know, Charlie Rose and some broad, I didn't get her name, today. And Charlie Rose, you know, Charlie Rose and some broad.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I didn't get her name, but she couldn't wait to, you know, jump in and just listen to this exchange. This is fucking. Oh, I watched ABC News yesterday. David Muir. And they talk about the attack for a half hour and didn't mention Islam or Muslim. Not once. It is so fucking gross the way this is being reported on. Listen, here's Trump calling into Charlie Rose
Starting point is 00:27:54 in one of those morning fucking shows. And Charlie Rose is co-host, some broad. Like I said, I don't care who it is because it's so predictable. Okay, we hear you, Donald Trump. some broad like I said I don't care who it is because it's so predictable but okay we hear you Donald Trump but this is the problem that a lot of people have with your words the band that you're calling for for these people were already here and they worry that your words just inflame a situation and get people who weren't even thinking about doing these kind of acts turning them against us do you worry about inflaming an already already very dicey sensitive situation do you hear the mentality they're
Starting point is 00:28:31 already here which is true but letting more and more in is going to help the situation there's no fucking it's all emotion coming out of these people no reasoning whatsoever and and then this this whole fucking notion if you you're gonna piss off people who are trying to kill us you don't want to make them angrier shouldn't we just lay down and take it in the ass shouldn't we i mean you're gonna piss off people who already want to kill us think about that fucking logic talk about fucking gutless oh my god we go from the greatest generation to this what an abomination so what do we do we do nothing oh my then fucking hillary with her temp her fucking sad tweets i don't even bother writing it down we feel for all the victims and she did it
Starting point is 00:29:21 in spanish too to show that she's in touch with and uh you know we'll wait to see that yeah that's what you do best you stand around wait and you talk and meanwhile people fucking die uh i got news for you folks who are gonna vote for fucking hillary uh i got a feeling uh trump's fucking poll numbers are gonna go through the roof there's gotta be dems now even people on the left going, you know what? Yeah, what a great time for a career politician. What a great time for our first chick
Starting point is 00:29:52 where people are being murdered on the weekends and nightclubs. We're at war, by the way. Anybody know that? That's a fucking act of war. We've got to get the Congress to sign off on it apparently to make it official
Starting point is 00:30:05 but as i say and and and for you people who are saying oh this is about gun control and shit you know what there's seven guns for every person in the united states and that's a good thing i wish it was 107 because you're going to need them because your fucking government's not going to protect you so lock and load and if you can if you live in states where you can you know conceal and carry can you imagine going into i think arizona has that right or texas can you imagine going into the bars tonight and trying to start some shit lock and load everybody because they're here and your government is doing you're not only they're not doing anything protect you they're actually they're actually uh you know helping the fucking enemy.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Truckloads of people coming, illegals, being dropped off in Tucson and in Phoenix and in the middle of the country at the behest of Obama. Can you fucking imagine how far we've fallen? It's funny. We always talk about how important this election is. It's gone up since the start of a year ago. This election's gone up. It's tenfold how important it is. Holy Christ almighty.
Starting point is 00:31:16 But he knew all that shit before he gave his little speech. Obama, he knew all the facts and still turns it into a gun fucking control issue. So he wants to disarm issue so he wants to disarm you he wants to disarm you and at the same simultaneously bringing in illegals who aren't vetted spreading this fucking hateful ideology i'm sorry man i'm using our conspiracy fucking nut but holy shit it really is decided by 10 people, the Bilderberg group or whoever,
Starting point is 00:31:45 whoever you want to decide. I'm fucking believable. Unbelievable. But his coworkers and shit, once again, you know, they're not going to say anything. What if they're wrong, you know? Unbelievable. But this Wayne Allen Root guy, fucking,
Starting point is 00:32:06 he laid it down. he laid it down he laid it down he says uh yeah he goes you couldn't make this stuff this the end of his article he goes you couldn't make this stuff up in a fiction movie you'd be laughed out of hollywood he goes obama's actions are revolting his address to the the nation on Sunday was embarrassing, insulting. More importantly, it was telling. No true American could or would ever give a speech like that. Mr. President, you disgust me. He writes for Breitbart. And couldn't agree with him more. Couldn't agree with him more. more couldn't agree with him more uh trump i did i already tell you the third uh i'm out of a tweet he said what has happened in orlando is just the beginning our leadership is weak and ineffective i called it and asked for the ban it must be tough i don't know how you argue with that at this point
Starting point is 00:33:01 oh but that's racist and bigoted let Let's keep, let's stay on that. Let's stay on that fucking, you know. So let's stay on that track. That, you know, that's the worst thing you can be, folks. I mean, other than dead. Woo woo. And then let's talk about how the media, and I included social media, not just the broadcast networks that have been corrupt forever, whether it's CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC.
Starting point is 00:33:37 We all know how corrupt they are and how they've been blowing Obama forever. But now social media, you know, and they were expediting the fucking end of our country. You know, I talked about Pamela Geller. You know, she's the woman that put up the campaign, you know, about Islam. Remember when they made her take her down and take her signs down on the subways in new york city and shit um facebook deletes pam gellers stop islamization of america stop islamization of america excuse me page after orlando tech excuse me yeah facebook took down her she had a thing uh the group uh facebook put up the group stop islamization of america has been removed because it violated our terms of use among other things
Starting point is 00:34:36 groups that are hateful threatening or obscene are not allowed we also take down groups that attack an individual or group or advertise a product or service. Continued misuse of Facebook's features could result in your account being disabled. Can you fucking imagine? Zuckerberg's part of the problem. But don't worry, Facebook, only 1.66 billion people use it, including ISIS, to recruit. But let's take down Pam Geller's. recruit but let's take down pam gellers the timing of the shutdown cannot be ignored according to geller the group has been in operation for six years since 2010 yet only now with concerns about islam at a height
Starting point is 00:35:15 following omar martin's homophobic religious motivated attack on the orlando dance club has the page been taken down that is is pretty fucking creepy, isn't it? Facebook isn't the only platform that appears to be targeting critics of Islam. Reddit is also in the midst of censorship controversy. Moderators of Reddit News, the site's primary discussion board for breaking news, went on a censorship spree following the Orlando shootings, deleting posts linking to the shooter to Islam, as well as hundreds of comments, including one that offered Orlando residents advice on how to
Starting point is 00:35:49 donate blood to survivors. How fucking evil is that? How fucking evil? Holy shit. So they're using it. It's a two-edged sword. ISIS uses the internet to recruit, and then you get like,
Starting point is 00:36:07 Facebook protecting, you know, actually protecting, their fucking motives, and, I can't believe what I'm reading, I can't, I couldn't believe it, I was watching the news,
Starting point is 00:36:24 my jaw was just hitting the floor. But Donald, I mean, you know, you don't want to say mean stuff. You're going to get him more mad. That's how they recruit. Like this shit hasn't been going on before Trump even came on the political scene. And then you had our friends at ESPN, which is owned by Disney, the largest exporter of politically correct propaganda
Starting point is 00:36:52 on the fucking planet. You talk about cult that needs to be blown the fuck up. Of course, the little black woman, the sports girl that you see around the horn, our friend Jamel Hill, who I lump her in with bomani jones and mike wilbon all the other whitey haters at espn remember espn being and disney being the company that fired kurt schilling for uh comparing you know fucking islam to nazis you
Starting point is 00:37:19 know that outrageous state i don't even remember what his last one was that got him booted it's not important the point is there's no room for a, you know, fucking white outspoken conservative anywhere near ESPN. But listen to what Jameel Hill, the little snot-nosed bitch from Atlanta, she says, and this is a quote, we want to get on the moral high ground when it comes to policing homophobia in other religions, ESPN commenter J Jamel Hill said, a former Orlando resident. We're not the ones to be engaging in this, as we have always been supportive of these issues.
Starting point is 00:37:53 History says just the opposite. In other words, Islam isn't the problem and their hatred of homophobia. You know, we know Christians are always our countries had a history of that. You think she's gonna be fired or fucking promoted she'll probably get her own show now can you imagine saying a fucking what what what uh kurt schilling said was about one eighth one one hundredth that provocative and he got the fucking boot but no not jamal hill i hope i'm wrong I hope maybe I put it on tonight re that she got at least suspended for a day or two you believe that though she's really citing don't don't say
Starting point is 00:38:34 that uh you know Islam is homophobic when uh this country is ahead of history blah blah yeah but that's the difference we overcome that shit this is also a country that abolished slavery, stupid. Fucking if you hate it so much, what are you doing here? First of all, and you're a fucking journalist and you're almost illiterate. I've heard you on ESPN. You can hardly talk. Yet you're a writer. In the other country, you'd be sweeping the streets. And thank God they ran Roots again, huh?
Starting point is 00:39:02 That's always good. A&E. But, I mean, what the fuck? Let's see. Yeah, so let's see if Airspan is a problem with what she said. Connectpal.com slash Nick, folks, for two to three more shows a week. And this isn't typical of the shows. I'm just, you know, we have to talk about this.
Starting point is 00:39:29 We have a lot more fun. But, yeah, if you don't like the right wing attitude or whatever, you know, go elsewhere. There's a million blogs where people that make up show business, comedian friends of mine who, you know, actually think Obama is the second coming of Christ. I think he's the fucking devil. And all the evidence is on my side.
Starting point is 00:39:53 And you'll see that in a landslide. I don't care what Trump says on Twitter. You could take a picture of him pissing in Hillary's face. It'll get him votes. You might never hear of liberalism again after this fucking election in November. I'm praying. Oh, maybe it'll, you know,
Starting point is 00:40:13 until one of your kids gets slaughtered, then you may jump to the other side. But how about the FBI let this guy, they talked to him like three times, twice since 2013, but you know, due to a lack of evidence, they couldn't do anything,
Starting point is 00:40:34 law enforcement's following hundreds of people, and there are thousands of people, that have come on the radar, since Sean Henry, a former FBI executive assistant director, said in an interview, the complexity of trying to navigate our laws in Constitution while trying to maintain optimal security is a really difficult challenge. You just cannot protect against everything.
Starting point is 00:40:55 And no, we know that's true. You know? It is true. But you know, the Constitution is not a fucking suicide pact. You know, during war times, you know what they do? They suspend freedom of speech. Like in World War I, you know? So, in other words, when somebody puts on some hateful shit on Facebook or social media,
Starting point is 00:41:17 they should trace them down and go to their house and kick their front door in. That's what I say. Suspend it. It's not a suicide pact the fucking constitution and then we'll go back to normal once we root out the cancer but until then all bets are fucking off crazy they interviewed him in 2013 because the agency was told he had made inflammatory remarks i'm talking about omar martin, about having terrorist ties.
Starting point is 00:41:47 And again in 2014 because of a connection to an American he had who went to fight with the Islamic State. Those interviews turned out to be inconclusive, so there was nothing to keep the investigation going. I don't know. I would have put somebody, you know how when you play like, going. I don't know. I would have put somebody, you know how when you play like, uh, you know how when you, uh, in the NFL, when they have a, like a quarterback who can scramble, you have a defensive player shadow him the whole game. That's all he does in case he takes
Starting point is 00:42:16 off out of the pocket. That's what you do. That's what the FBI should do. Once they talk to somebody, should have somebody just, uh, you know, keep an eye on them for the next fucking 10 years. Yeah, but we can't afford that. That would be expensive. Okay, whatever. All bets are off. Kick the front door in. Ba-ba.
Starting point is 00:42:40 One of the main unanswered questions now is whether the FBI informed local police officers in Florida so they could have kept tabs on Martini. That's the problem. See, they don't talk to each other like the feds and the local police. That's another problem. Coordination between the FBI and local police about suspects should have been learned from the Boston Marathon bombing in 2013. That was Rep. Peter King from New York.
Starting point is 00:43:00 in 2013. That was Rep. Peter King from New York. Deceased bomber Tzantzayev came to the attention of the FBI before the attack, but the case was also closed
Starting point is 00:43:11 and information wasn't shared with local authorities. See? You know. But that's unconstitutional. All bets are off, like I said. Jesus Christ, I mean, you're getting slaughtered at nightclubs. And Trump's right, because ISIS had issued some shit a few weeks ago,
Starting point is 00:43:38 because it's Ramadan now, calling for attacks on soft targets, like throughout Ramadan, you know, in Western Europe and the United States. So there's probably more coming. How depressing. Michael Oren. He was a former, Israel's, Israel's former ambassador the united states said that this orlando attack
Starting point is 00:44:08 is going to help trump chances of becoming president obviously yeah he says uh given that it's becoming clear that the motive is islamist jihadists it'll benefit donald trump you'd think so mr or. Oren, but don't hold your breath. We are so stupid and liberal in this country. The morons are taking over, so I wouldn't hold your fucking breath. It's not guaranteed. You'd think that's how it would work, but he mentions how Orlando, I mean, that's where Disney World is.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Their fucking economy is going to take the biggest hit, you know. He says they're going to be, you know, people are going to hear the word Orlando and cancellations are going to be made left and right. But you can't tell me this doesn't help Trump. Especially after you hear Clinton come out with her soft, gooey shit. Hillary woke up to the news, the devastating news from Florida, and woke up to hear the devastating news from Florida. And what else did she say? And what else did she say?
Starting point is 00:45:32 As we wait for more information, my thoughts are with those affected by this horrific act. Ooh, how to be a leader, how to take a stance. That's what she does best, and people like her. They wait, and, you know, when she says wait, she's talking about another eight months before she does anything, and then more people are slaughtered. Just a fat, thick-ankled, dog-faced housewife who fucked Bill Clinton when she was young. She should put that at the top of her resume. Qualified my ass. She's a fucking disaster.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Let's get into some statistics and make the show even more, uh, depressing. Oh, wait a minute. I got more. Trump had more to say in an interview about Obama. He said, we're led by a man, uh, and I think he's a thousand percent right. This is Trump, the people that you hate, the people that, uh, well, again, you're my fans. You probably vote the way I did. And again voted for you know who cruz so don't make me out to be like i'm fucking blowing trump but he is the fucking right man for the times i think right now trump says it's about we're led by a man talking about
Starting point is 00:46:36 the president we're led by a man that either is not tough not smart or he's got something else in mind and uh he said this today by the way and that's something else in mind. And he said this today, by the way, and that's something else in mind. People can't believe it. He doesn't get it, Trump added, or he gets it better than anybody understands. It's one or the other. Obama focused on gun control in a Samba statement on Sunday afternoon, drawing outrage from conservatives who saw a president engaged in an opportunistic power grab. He added on NBC's Today show that there are a lot of people that think that maybe he doesn't want to get it. This is Trump saying. A lot of people think that maybe he doesn't want to know about it. I happen to think he just doesn't know what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Calling on another gun ban? I mean, this man has no clue, Trump said. You have thousands of shooters like this with the same mentality out there in this country, and we're bringing thousands and thousands of them back into this country and into the country every year. We're allowing them to come in. You can't argue with any of that. I don't give a fuck what you think about Trump. And if you are, you're just being disingenuous. I'm talking about people coming, he says, in from Syria where we have no idea where they are.
Starting point is 00:47:42 We have no idea as to paperwork, as to where they came from. This could be the all-time great Trojan horse. I don't know how many people are going to end up dying from this, but it's no different than this maniac that just did this to us yesterday. So keep calling him a fucking whatever, a braggart and a whatever.
Starting point is 00:48:04 We're so used to, like I said, these book-smart Ivy Leaguers, and they've been a fucking whatever, a braggart and a whatever. We're so used to, like I said, these book smart Ivy Leaguers, and they've been a fucking disaster, including George W. Bush. All of them. Absolute fucking, but you want Hillary, some of you. Again, you people subscribed to this don't want Hillary. I know that, but I'm just saying. This goes out on fucking iTunes, too. So I'm talking to you people. How can you look at Hillary and go,
Starting point is 00:48:28 yeah, there's guys. There's fucking guys who say they're going to vote. Really? My buddy's an ex-cop, and he knows a guy who's going to vote for Hillary. And he said to him, what happened to you for you to get like this? To be so fucking confused. How can you look at her and nod your head and go, yeah, she's got to take care of her? It really is a great question yeah crazy um here's some statistics i i know the you people on the fucking left who don't vote like me just
Starting point is 00:49:04 hate statistics because it's fact and shit. You don't want to deal with that. You want to make it all a motion. Here's some statistics for you. Between 2001, didn't something happen to us? Didn't terrorists, Islam extremists, kill a bunch of them in 2000? Yeah. Between 2001 and 2013, the United States permanently resettled nearly 30,000 Afghan migrants. Naturally, that's what you're going to do after you're attacked by people from that part of the world.
Starting point is 00:49:40 We settled 30,000 of them from 2001 to 2013 on green cards. According to Pew, nearly all Muslims in Afghanistan, 99% support Sharia law as official law. As illegal immigrants, these migrants will be granted lifetime resettlement privileges, will be given automatic work permits, welfare access, and the ability to become voting citizens. We're literally feeding and clothing the people that in the future, again, not all of them, just enough.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Who will want to cut your fucking head off if you show some ankle or some side tit in a tank top? You'll be stoned to death. Between 2001 and 2013, the U.S. permanently resettled 1.5 million Muslim immigrants throughout the United States. It's like going, my friend has cancer of the stomach. Let's put some more tumors in his lungs and his chest. We'll implant them. In the next five years, without changes to our autopilot visa, will implant them.
Starting point is 00:50:46 In the next five years, without changes to our autopilot visa dispensations, the U.S. will permanently resettle a Muslim population larger than the entire population of Washington, D.C. And it's just what Mr. Obama wanted. Somebody placed him in there. Again, he wasn't elected. He was selected to do this.
Starting point is 00:51:03 And I'll tell you, if you're a liberal and you hate the country, which you do, you've got to love this guy. If I was a big fucking lib, I would. I'd be blowing Obama, too. Saying he's done the best. Immigration from the Middle East is on the rise. Based on 2014 data,
Starting point is 00:51:19 the most recent available data from the Department of Homeland Security, the number of green cards issued to Middle Eastern countries increased by 32%. Well, of course they did. The most dangerous part of the world where people fucking hate our way of life, and we're bringing them in. The number of green cards issued to Afghan migrants increased by 379% in the course of that single year.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Listen to this, though. Hillary, thick-anchored, dog-face, pig-face, wide-footed, hairy-toed. She's made it clear that under a Clinton presidency, these numbers will grow substantially higher. Based on the minimum numbers Clinton has put forth thus far, the U.S. will resettle. She's bragging about this. 730,000 permanent migrants from the Muslim world during her first term alone. That's what makes her leathery nipples hard. This fat fucking fucking Yale America hating lib douche.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Hillary. Actually, Trump was given a speech on Friday and he addressed this. Actually, Trump was given a speech on Friday and he addressed this. He said Hillary will bring hundreds of thousands of refugees, many of whom have hostile beliefs about people of different faiths and values and some of whom absolutely and openly support terrorism in our country. We don't need that. We have enough problems. Yes. Thank you, Donald. the latest terror attack carried out by the son of afghan migrants underscores how large-scale migration creates a multi-generational threat matrix just as it has in the uh you know the neighborhoods of france for instance anwa el awalaki remember him the new mexico-born jihad
Starting point is 00:53:01 propagandist and uh spiritual advisor to the 9-11 terrorists. He was the son of migrants from Yemen. Saeed Farouk, the Chicago-born San Bernardino terrorist, was son of Pakistani migrants. Nadel Hassan, the Fort Hood shooter, was the son of a woman who emigrated from Palestine. And then you had Mohamed Youssef Abdelaziz, the Chattanooga shooter who murdered four U.S. Marines. He was an immigrant from Kuwait who was naturalized at the age of six. But what could happen, folks? What could happen?
Starting point is 00:53:34 I mean, come on. You don't want to fucking discriminate, do you? The Islamists, I can't even say it. Don't be Islamophobic. Islamization. I can't even fucking say it. Yeah. Let's go Hillary.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Let's go Hillary. Oh, she's the fucking man for the job. And she is a man. Let's not, Hillary. Oh, she's the fucking man for the job. And she is a man. Let's not kid ourselves. Maybe let's give you a little statistics so you still, you non-believers. And by I say non-believers, I mean, I don't mean that you don't believe in Muhammad.
Starting point is 00:54:17 I mean, I'm talking about who don't believe in your own country. Some statistics. People killed by radical Muslims on 9-11. 2,996. Muslim Americans killed in revenge of that attack, one, if you're keeping score. Now, let me give you, I'm going to read some of these statistics. These attacks, by the way, happening in this country,
Starting point is 00:54:46 go back to 1972. Okay? You're watching it before your eyes. Your country's being transformed with the help of your president. I say that in quotes. You have the Orlando shooting, right, this past weekend,
Starting point is 00:55:03 where 50 people died, 53 injured. Then you had San Bernard weekend, where 50 people died, 53 injured. Then you had San Bernardino, where 14 people died and 17 injured. That was December of 2015. And then July of last year, we had in Chattanooga, a devout Muslim staged a suicide attack on a recruiting center at a strip mall and a naval center. Left five dead, two injured. And then Morganton, North Carolina. This is December of 2014. 74-year-old man is shot several times in the head by a radicalized ISIS supporter.
Starting point is 00:55:32 You don't even hear about some of these because the media likes to keep it hush-hush. Moore, Oklahoma. And that's September of 2014. A Sharia advocate beheads a woman after calling for Islamic terror and posting Islamist beheading photos. Remember that? That was his office. He worked with her in the office. I remember that one.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Cut the woman's head off. Imagine we forget about this shit months later. West Orange, New Jersey. June 2014. A 19-year-old college student is shot to death in revenge for Muslim deaths overseas. I remember that one because it was New Jersey. Then in June of 2014, that same year, Seattle, Washington, two homosexuals are murdered by an Islamic extremist. I guarantee they still vote Democrat.
Starting point is 00:56:16 They have relatives. And then let's see. We have February, but March of 2014 in Skyway, Washington, a 30-year-old man is murdered by a Muslim fanatic. Port Bolivar, Texas, a Muslim man shoots his lesbian daughter and her lover to death and leaves a copy of the Koran open to a page condemning homosexuality. You guys remember that one. You don't? No, because there's too many to count boy don't we sound like a racist country he doesn't let anybody in 2013 july august of 2013 richmond california a convert on a mission from ala stabs a store clerk to death boston mass we had the marathon bombing april of 2013 oh also the there was the jihadist gunned down the university police officer sitting in his car.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Remember that poor guy? Then Ash Tabula, Ohio, and this is January, March of 2013. A Muslim convert walks into a church service with a Koran and guns down his Christian father while praising Allah. Buena Vista, New Jersey, February 2013. A Muslim targets and beheads two Christian Coptic immigrants. Houston, Texas, November of 2012. A 28-year-old American man is shot to death by a conservative Muslim over an alleged role in converting a woman to Christianity.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Houston, Texas, January of 2012. A 30-year-old Christian convert is shot to death by a devout muslim for helping to convert his daughter walt van mass my neck of the woods september 2011 three jewish men have their throats slashed by a muslim terrorist warren michigan uh same year april a 20 year old woman is shot in the head by her stepfather for not adhering to islamic Marquette Park, Illinois, again, 2010. After quarreling with his wife over Islamic dress, a Muslim convert shoots his family members to take them back to Allah and out of the world of sinners.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Binghamton, New York, December of 2009. A non-Muslim Islamic studies professor is stabbed to death by a Muslim grad student in revenge for persecuting Muslims. Fort Hood, Texas. We all remember this one, November 2009. A Muslim psychiatrist guns down 13 unarmed soldiers while yelling praise to Allah.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Glendale, Arizona, 2009, November of. A woman dies from injury suffered when her father runs her down with a car for being too westernized little rock arkansas june of 2009 a muslim shoots a local soldier to death inside a recruiting center that was already that long ago explicitly in the name of allah phoenix arizona april 2009 a man shoots his brother-in-law and another man to death after finding out that they visited a strip club in contradiction to Islamic values.
Starting point is 00:59:08 I could go on. There's three more pages. Shit goes back to 1972. But yeah, we're too strict with our borders. And let's open the borders, right, Mr. Obama and fucking liberal jackoffs? Let's let them all in. They just want to come over here and get a job.
Starting point is 00:59:26 He must be happy that he's out of here in November because the veil on his fucking whole scam is being, you know. You see the anger in his face yesterday when he had to come on and speak about the shooting? Because he really knew the truth of who was doing it. Did you see the hate in his fucking cranky face? I sure did. Anyways, folks, you don't use this as a barometer.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Well, politically you can, but the shows are usually a lot more uplifting and fun. But I'm not going to come on here and do fucking dick jokes after the worst terrorist attack in United States history. Oh, it's just a lone wolf. They kept throwing that around. Did you hear that? Keep your ears up for that. Lone wolf. They couldn't say that enough yesterday
Starting point is 01:00:10 on ABC, CBS, CNN. And the Washington Post, I might be wrong, one of those papers on Saturday before this attack happened, you know what their whole front page was about? How Trump was calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas, and they were in an uproar.
Starting point is 01:00:29 I forget which public. It was one of the major lib publications. That's what their fucking front page story was about, him using the term Pocahontas. Oh, you're so out of touch with America. Oh, you really need to just fucking. You need to shut the fuck up. I don't they do
Starting point is 01:00:47 Hillary I got a message for you, too She's talking back Yeah People go all though the scariest thought I have and I might have said this on the last show with the people go, oh, the scariest thought I have, and I might have said this on the last show, people go, the scariest thought I have is Trump with his finger on the button. And I go, the scariest thought I have is Hillary with her own finger on her own button.
Starting point is 01:01:15 That giant fucking muff. It's like cookie puss. Anyways, did I cover it all? Thank you, Blue Apron. Connectpal.com slash Nick I'm not going to do any more than an hour but anyways folks
Starting point is 01:01:32 lock and load if you got the guns bring them with you I know you're not supposed to carry them with you fuck it you don't know where this is going to happen
Starting point is 01:01:41 do we and like I said there's probably more to come like trump said it is uh you know it's ramadan but uh we got our president he's got our back right you feel that don't you and hillary would have your back too i'm sure you feel that way don't you uh do i have i covered at all? Pittsburgh Penguins, congratulations, Stanley Cup champions. I know you guys
Starting point is 01:02:08 don't give a shit. Last night, they finished off the San Jose Sharks in San Jose. They won it four games to two of the series, and I think it's their
Starting point is 01:02:17 fourth or fifth Stanley Cup. Very impressive. San Jose Sharks goalie there played out of his tits. Martin Jones is unbelievable in the losing effort, but tremendous. Oh, and in Foxborough, I was up there real quickly. I was up there, and I checked in on Friday at the hotel, and it was a lot of bustling, packed hotel.
Starting point is 01:02:40 I go, what's going on? Oh, Bolivia and Peru, two two third world dumps were playing each other in soccer and uh it was just unbelievable i didn't hear any english being spoken outside you know in the patriot place and every restaurant you looked in you know this is this is a foot from gillette stadium 19 tvs all soccer and one little TV in the corner playing like baseball. But really fucking depressing. Just that many. They didn't fill the stadium by any chance, but I mean, that many people. I wanted to know the breakdown of how many people were Americans going to watch that shitty.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Again, it's not a shitty sport. It's a shitty spectator sport, in my opinion. Just fucking bleh. And then the next morning I get up. opinion, just fucking blah, and then the next morning I get up, I look out my window, and I see, I swear to God, two to three thousand kids, girls and boys, anywhere from age 10 to 18, in tight, tight shorts, and they had numbers on their backs, like they're running a marathon, and they had paint all over their legs and face, and some of them had their moms with them and shit, it was something called the color run. I don't even know what the fuck it is,
Starting point is 01:03:45 but it was, I go to a Dunkin' Donuts. I'm in there with 75 girls ages, you know, 12 to 16 wearing tight, tight shorts. I'm trying, I didn't know where to put my eyes.
Starting point is 01:03:55 I didn't want to, you know, the couple of the mothers with, I didn't want to think I was Googling their ass. I was staring out the window, making sure I wasn't being charged. Look at that creepy, greasy Italian fella in the corner,
Starting point is 01:04:09 drinking his culotta instead of my daughter's 14-year-old ass. But it was really fucking weird. They all had paint on and chalk and I guess they do a 5K like obstacle course and people throw shit at it. I don't know what the fuck. It was one of those Facebook do-goody things that makes me sick to my stomach. But they were having fun and it didn't bother me. So we'll let it go but it was a weird between that and the soccer on friday it was a very bizarre weekend at the comedy scene um when i checked in she goes yeah the girl i go what's going she goes bolivia is playing peru and so i go uh are there safes in the uh hotel rooms i can lock my shit in i can't wait to get back to the hotel and see a knife fight in the hot tub.
Starting point is 01:04:46 You know, just making jokes to make the girl uncomfortable behind the counter. And get this, for the first time in 28 years, and I've never done this in my life, I forgot my wallet. I'm halfway to Boston, I realize I have no license, no credit card, no cash, no nothing. Had to have my wife send my credit card information to the hotel they have to verify it and shit and that's how i know if there's any doubt whether i'm famous or not i'm like i'm playing the comedy club i go to the girls behind the counter my face is all over the go to the website comedy scene.com they're both looking at me looking at the website like it was a police sketch that's uh that put to rest any uh ideas if anybody thinks i'm famous they're like yeah dot com. They're both looking at me, looking at the website like it was a police sketch.
Starting point is 01:05:25 That put to rest any ideas. If anybody thinks I'm famous, they're like, yeah, that looks like you. Okay. Actually, one girl did come over and clarify it, and the manager came out. She goes, oh, come over to the show. Of course she didn't. She went to watch her cousin play Peru.
Starting point is 01:05:42 So it was a very fucking weird weekend, and thank you guys for coming out. I do was a very fucking weird weekend. And thank you guys for coming out. I do have some seriously diehard fans. That is it. Connectpal.com slash Nick. The website is within days of, I told you, I'm rebranding the website.
Starting point is 01:06:02 And that's going to be done this week, I think. You get to see all new pictures of me and my miserable face and my new logo and all that stuff. Alrighty kids. I will talk to you. You subscribers, I will talk to you tomorrow and people who aren't subscribing, you
Starting point is 01:06:18 should really think about it because when there's not like major tragedies going on, we do have a lot of fun here and we still rip the libs, new assholes. It's kind of a culture show. We go back and forth. All righty? That is it.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I will talk to you soon. I feel like I'm forgetting something, but what the fuck. I won't take all that they hand me down And make out a smile though I wear a frown And I'm not gonna take it all lying down Cause once I get started I go to town Cause I'm not like everybody else No, no I'm not like everybody else
Starting point is 01:07:13 I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else And I don't wanna live like everybody else See you at Fast Eddie's in New Melphie, Connecticut this Saturday night, too. Take care, everybody. Get up quick, it's your son. guitar solo I'm out.

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