The Nick DiPaolo Show - 145 - Trump and Hillary's Bad Weekend

Episode Date: August 2, 2016

Trump and Hillary's Bad Weekend

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gene everett who i always see on twitter a regular contributor paul e frederick who's always contributing to the show thank you guys uh both very generous too so uh what in hell's hinges uh you see my red socks they stink uh quickly, get it out of the way. Christ's sake, they're in Anaheim playing the shitty last place Angels. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. And just show how fucked up the world is. How does that even make sense? Silly fucks.

Anyways, Anaheim's like 50, 55 minutes from goddamn Los Angeles. But, you know, Disney gets involved. Everything gets complicated. You know what I'm saying? Okay. But they were down 3-0. 3 on top of the ninth. Down 3-0.

Two men on, two outs. And Pedroia goes deep, deep into the night, into the day, whatever. And then Bogarts falls up with a solo shot so they split with his shitty angels and uh now they're in seattle tonight and and they they boy i'll tell you they've been stinking it up they get swept by the tigers at home so we shall see we shall see and um they didn't make any moves the deadline deadline was today, I think. Anyways, enough of that caca poopoo. Enough's going on in the world. And by the way, I usually play my clips, my sound drops through my iPad,

you know, through the board into the ba-ba-ba-ba. But I got some technical difficulties today. There's wicked feedback from this cord that plugged, I tried everything, plugged in everything, took out everything. Still wicked, wicked feedback from this chord that played i tried everything plugged in everything took out everything still wicked uh wicked feedback and it's happened before these chords go bad i don't know why so i'll be playing them uh you know kind of manually kind of uh it's like little house on the fucking prairie technology today so uh bear with me if it's not you know quite what it usually is but um interesting weekend huh

i mean with the politics and whatnot and um but before we get to that i was going to get to that story about uh you know who steven colbert and um you guys see what happens uh you know lawyers get involved Colbert does you know the Stephen Colbert character from uh Comedy Central he did it on the uh on the late show uh while he was covering the conventions and and then Comedy Central lawyers got all said hey we own that shit which I'll never fucking understand for the life of me. But Letterman went through it. You know, it's just, it's the world we live in. Fucking lawyers.

Sometimes you need them, but very rarely. But, you know, so Colbert is going to have to retire that character. Here's him explaining the whole goddamn thing. Folks, I am really enjoying these live convention shows. You liking them? They're electric. One moment that I really enjoyed last week was the return of Stephen Colbert, the host of The Colbert Report.

I'm glad you liked it. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'll tell you, you know who didn't enjoy it so much? Corporate lawyers. Because, and this is true, immediately after that show, CBS's top lawyer was contacted by the top lawyer from another company to say that the character Stephen Colbert is their intellectual property, which is surprising because I never considered that guy much of an intellectual.

So it is with a heavy heart that I announce that, thanks to corporate lawyers, the character of Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert Report, will never be seen again. I know. I understand. Sounds like a DNC rally. I understand. Listen. host of the Colbert Report, will never be seen again. Sounds like a DNC rally. Listen, I feel the same way, but what can I do? The lawyers have spoken. I cannot reasonably argue I own my face or name.

And as much as I'd like to have that guy on again, I can't. So instead, joining me now, live via satellite from Philadelphia, please welcome Stephen Colbert's identical twin cousin, Stephen Colbert. Give it up, everybody. Hello. I guess that stands, legally. Is that the way around it? Is that the loophole? Is that how easy it is to get around it? Just say, here's the twin the twin well that wasn't too

bad huh too bad because Colbert was getting he got his highest ratings I think that's because of the convention and the politics obviously um I don't think it was just because he brought back the Colbert character uh so that's his way around it I love it because I hate fucking lawyers more than I hate liberals. And most of them are fucking libs. What? Well, you heard me. Eighty-eight percent of the lawyers in the country vote Democrat. I read that in the paper. But, you know, so that's the way around it.

I wonder how CBS feels. They're probably like, oh, thank God he came up with that because, you know, he's been taken in the seat, Colbert, getting smacked around by everybody, Fallon, Kimmel, and especially with the online shit. That's what late-night shows thrive now, Fallon and Kimmel, you know, throwing shit up on the Internet and getting huge, huge, you know. It's all part of it and i'm surprised colbert sort of get caught uh you know flat-footed in that way him being the clever fellow that he is

and uh so yeah cbs is probably like thank christ maybe he can just go back to be doing the character all the time he was on i told you this he was on Tough Crowd and a very likable, smart, funny guy. You know, I don't, of course I hate his fucking politics and a little bit of his pomposity. But so what? I mean, that's what makes the world go round, ain't it? Like I said, I'm glad. I hope that's the way around this. Because that fucking intellectual property shit. I mean, showbiz is just a dirty fuck.

You know, they still run like comedy central specials i did 10 15 years ago and hbo runs young committee you don't see a fucking dime and our stinky union after has been promising for fucking years oh we're gonna get you guys residuals and uh you know not a goddamn thing and uh you know it's just fucking ridiculous i don't understand it though like you can i think you can get like daily show shit on dbd but you can't get tough crowd stuff can you i don't think so so somebody explain that to me i might be wrong on that one but anyways that that was uh pretty uh pretty interesting and like I said, he might have to do that character to get ratings. I don't know.

I don't know. It's a tough business, ain't it? What else is in the news? I'll tell you what else. Giselle Bunchkin. She's going to be robbed during the Olympics opening ceremony in a bizarre stunt showing real life in Rio de Janeiro. Oh, what a piece of ass.

Minga. she passes, each one she passes goes. La, la, ti, la, hee, ho, ho, hee, hee, ho, hee, hee, hee. Yeah, enough already. Supermodel, yeah, they're doing like opening ceremonies, and they put together a little, you know, a little film, a vignette, whatever you want to call it. But it's the opening ceremony of the Olympics. When is it, like Friday? In Rio de Janeiro.

But it's hilarious because they did like a dress rehearsal in front of like 3,000 people who are supposed to keep their mouth shut to what they see. Keep their mouths shut to what they see. While opening ceremony director Fernando Meirelles shines a spotlight on the best of Brazil during the three-hour presentation, he also doesn't shy away from describing the country's social problems either. According to guests,

during a section on the urbanization of Brazil, spectators will hear a song describing Brazil's high number of road accident victims. the urbanization the urbanization of brazil spectators will hear a song describing brazil's high high number of road incident road accident victims then as giselle the world's highest paid model and one of the by the way she's from brazil uh one of brazil's most famous people she stretched on a catwalk to the sound of the girl from empanema and she's held up by an actor and robbed, according to Internet posts. Well, how fucking funny is that?

Well, you know. This is the song they should be playing. Yeah. Come to Brazil. Yeah. That's a song that should be playing. like blah blah blah you were 13 and it's all on me nigga you just bought a shirt yeah that's a song that should be playing uh yeah so she gets robbed in the little movie or whatnot how is that even allowed

in there if I'm the fucking guy running the Olympics uh you know and why did they pick Brazil you know what the fuck it's just I don't even get it anyway she gets held up by an actor then a chase there's a chase scene uh she runs around the 78 000 uh seat theater the stadium as police officers race to catch the assailant before she shows that good will prevail. Oh, my God. Have we lost it as a species?

Can you imagine? You got a fucking portrayal, you know, a felony in the opening movie of the Olympics. It's, we fucking lost it. Those who have seen the show, many of whom posted enthusiastically on Instagram, have revealed, should I be on that too, I guess, revealed that it starts with a call for peace

before moving through Brazil's jungles with indigenous tribes to its cities and the colonizers, ending up in its slums for the main part of the ceremony. Well, that'll get people to come to your country. I mean, what? Who chose this? Do you hear that they're wanting, and we talked about this on the last show, they're wanting the athletes themselves, like the swimmers,

I guess there's an event when they're swimming outside to keep their mouths shut because they'll get human shit in it. The water's like, it's like fucking swimming through, literally human shit. And there's fucking Zika flies and isis is threatened to fucking hit over there i mean i think we have to rethink the whole olympic idea now that we live in the world of isis and terrorism don't we i mean you remember munich what was that back in 72

all those israeli athletes were killed i mean it's only got worse 12 fold so uh yeah but nick if you do if you do that then the terrorists win yeah but if we don't and they fucking kill some more athletes the terrorists win uh so i don't know what kind of olympics anyways half of half of the russian athletes have been banned you know you know like fucking eight of the girls tested positive for testicles it's a true story they're all fucking drugged up and shit you know putin putin saying he got the drugs from uh trump because they're good buddies we'll get to that in a few minutes what a disastrous weekend for both i see why both people are just appalled

not that i'm not that just just dawned on me this weekend but i'm just saying this week and really crystallized why these two people are hated as far as candidates and how they're just fucking horrible they're just i mean hillary way more so than Trump, but Trump had a bad weekend, in my opinion, with Stephanopoulos, the interview. And just made him look like a monkey. And he wasn't really, I got to be honest, Stephanopoulos wasn't going out of his way to do it. Trump was just, I don't know if he didn't sleep this weekend, though. He was horrendous, in my opinion. And then Hillary with Chris Wallace spilling fucking lie after lie. It's that's the

thing. Okay. That's the thing. By the way, Hillary was more relaxed. You could tell she's like relaxing after the buildup to the convention and shit, even though her speech sucked a bag of cheese, just fucking a checklist of shit. She's going to pretend to do. And just, the whole thing was disgusting. But she seemed actually more relaxed and actually more of a human being. And, you know, I guess psychopaths, once they, you know, they don't even know they're lying anymore. But, yeah, so she went on

with Chris Wallace and Fox News Channel, I guess, to try to make that effort to get the, you know, the moderates and the somewhat people undecided. Some of those people, more conservative Democrats or whatever, you know, whatever. And we shall see. You know, trying to get some of those Republicans that will never vote for Trump is what I should have said. gets you know trying to get some of those republicans that will never vote for trump that's what i should have said and um yeah she seemed uh but she seemed more at ease but that fucking that speech stunk and everybody said it even on the left like obama you know

michelle blew her out of the water both obamas blew her out of the water her husband blew her out of the water even even chelsea kicked her ass not Not Tim Kaine, though. Not that. Hey, Tim Kaine, fucking where are your lips, by the way? This guy's lipless. God, was he a fucking crushing bore, but we already talked about that, didn't we? Sure we did.

But yeah, they both sucked. They were fucking really dog shit. The conventions were just disgusting. But how about CNN? They're on the Republican convention. They're such hypocrites. They're back to their old shit. CNN was trying to tap into, like, be a little more conservative and shit. That didn't last fucking long. Oh, just... But CNN cut away from speakers during the DNC, you know, excuse me, during the RNC, I should say. They had speakers on, you know, families of victims who were killed by illegal immigrants. And of course, CNN cut away to their talking heads.

As soon as the Republicans had those people on. Because, of course, they don't want fucking anybody to know the dirty truth. Marianne Mendoza, Sabine Durden, and Jameel Shah, who each lost a child through crimes committed by illegal aliens, spoke from the heart about why they supported Trump and Trump's proposals to enforce immigration law And build a border wall and CNN Just cut the fuck away And like I said I have more respect for MSNBC

Than CNN because MSNBC Goes look we're lying Motherfuckers and we know it you know what we're all about They don't even try to hide it but CNN Tries to go yeah we're right down the middle Dog shit One of the victims family The guy Shaw who's black told the table audience uh

in cleveland's uh arena you'd think obama cared and black uh lives mattered uh only trump called me on the phone to see how long see how i was doing um so that was actually a surprise isn't it jameel. And so, yeah, they cut away to a bunch of talking fucking heads. And I guess they came back for a Michael McCaul speech. He's a Republican from Texas. But nobody even remembers his dog shit. But a purported screenshot spread through social media with CNN's Chiron apparently describing these speakers as, and this is in quotes, impacted by undocumented immigrants.

It all starts with the language, folks, the brainwashing, the politically correct horseshit. It all starts with the words. Just remember that. Impacted by undocumented immigrants instead of killed by dirty, filthy illegals, which I think ran across the bottom of the Fox screen. I'm not sure. The network did carry the live speech of Pat Smith. She was the mother of the Sean Smith, the Benghazi victim. And but you know what they did after she spoke?

They did a fact checking thing on her. Because she blamed Hillaryary outright right and uh of course they did a fact-checking thing on her even though she's fucking uh you know a mother who lost her son because she said hillary was to blame but uh they came up the fact checkers and said there was no direct link to form a secretary secretary of state that's what cnn's really on a fucking surprise uh they said jake tapper at least pushed back a little bit he said look that wasn't her argument the argument was clinton was responsible for the entire department so that's why she's blaming hillary uh so that's considered pushback at cnn but uh considered pushback at cnn but uh anywho so uh you know people and of course people on the left and msnbc were going how how dare they exploit the victims the families of the victims of illegal immigrants how that's just exploiting dead people and it's fucking wrong. Cut to the following week. Cut to the DNC.

What are they doing? Marching out a Muslim couple who had lost their son who was a military war hero. And, you know, they exploited the shit out of him. He died in 2004 and they found his family.

Marched in and wrote them a nice little script. And it was all disgusting. But, um... them a nice little script and uh it was all disgusting but um chris matthews you know what fucking you know the guy that he looks like fucking kujo it's always got foam coming out of the corner of his mouth used to have a show called spitball i told you he has this like fucking white shit in both corners of his mouth by the end after he got done interviewing people the people had so much spittle on the head it looked like a fucking head and shoulders commercial but chris matthews he bashed uh miss mrs smith the woman who lost her

one you know sean smith and benghazi the mother chris matthews said uh about her comments it was a gross accusation he said of the grieving widow. I don't care what that woman felt. That's what the bleeding heart fucking Chris Matthews, the one with a clit, the one gets a tingle up his vagina when he heard Obama speak for the first time. Mr. Sensitivity, I guess it doesn't, you know, when it's a Republican's a mom. Fuck her. Nice. No one in the mainstream media made similar comments.

Remember when Khan, that's Mr. Khan, spoke about his son, who is a hero, by the way, and Trump handled that dog shit too. I'll get to that in a second. But he accused Trump. He said that Donald Trump wouldn't have allowed them to emigrate into America, which is total fucking horse shit. Hasn't read the Constitution. How the fuck does he know that? And, you know, just fucking nonsense. And the media doesn't fucking, doesn't, you know, blow the whistle there. Because why? Because they're Muslims

and they're brown people and Trump is a white guy with a billion dollars and blonde hair and blue eyes. He's the fucking devil and they're good and blah, blah, blah. The same fucking horseshit.

I like that, I like that Trump actually hit back on this and I know it's, people are going, oh, it's appalling what he said, you know. We'll get to,

I actually have clips of, of, you know, him on Stephanopoulos. But, you know. We'll get to, I actually have clips of him on Stephanopoulos. But, you know, when you're politically incorrect, you can't just pick, you know, if you're politically incorrect, you're politically incorrect. So he's going to say a lot of shit from now until November that might turn people off, but it's going to turn other people on. But there's better ways of handling it, is my point,

where you can still make your point. But, you know, that's what people like about him. He's raw. And don't tell me the fucking DNC didn't exploit these people. Hmm. So. But there was somebody, some writer for Rachel Maddow's website, who said the RNC was manipulating

the grief of a mother who lost her son, but praise the DNC for doing the exact same thing. It's just fucking, it is really silly. So you can't blame Khazir Khan, you know, but you know, then Trump out and uh said some stuff about the wife not saying anything and um somehow makes it about him and people are going fucking haywire oh my god he's the worst worst in the world let's uh i got the clip here and i know the clips don't sound that great, but here's Donald talking about Kazir Khan and what he said with George Stephanopoulos. Like I said, I thought Trump was really not good on this whole interview. But here's what he had to say to George Stephanopoulos. to George Stephanopoulos.

No, no, no. That's Hillary, you silly bastard. Here we go. There was a man named Kaiser Khan speaking at the Democratic Convention. His son, Captain Humayun Khan, was killed serving in Iraq. And he had some very tough questions for you. He said you wouldn't have even let his son in America.

He doesn't know. He doesn't know that. I saw him. He was, you know, very emotional and probably looked like a nice guy to me. His wife, if you look at his wife, she was standing there. She had nothing to say. She probably, maybe she wasn't allowed to have anything to say, you tell me, but plenty of people have written that. She was extremely quiet, and it looked like she had nothing to say. A lot of people have said that, and personally, I watched him.

I wish him the best of luck, too. What would you say to that father? Well, I'd say we've had a lot of problems with radical Islamic terrorism. Really? That's the best you could do there donald first he goes i probably he probably he he goes he probably looked like a nice guy to me what the what does that mean paul manifold you gotta help uh we you gotta help him a little bit um and then you talk to him about radical is, he probably would, but people got, you know, fucking nuts, people went crazy on the left when he said the wife had really nothing to say, and probably was instructed not to say anything, you know, implying that, you know, that's how it is

with Islam, the wife keeps her yap shut while the husband does everything, and if she opens her yap, she'll be suffocated with her i mean just you know and people went fucking nuts but i don't like the way trump goes a lot of people have said that that maybe she was told not to say a lot of people i don't want to hear a lot of people i want to hear what you really believe these are the little fucking things that that you know and and and that brings up the debates folks um if people say oh it's going to come down to debates, that ain't good for Trump, in my opinion. Because he might be good with 15 or 5 people on stage. But I don't know.

About one-on-one, that makes me nervous. Because Hillary has been a lawyer her whole life. And that's all lawyers do is debate. And she's been a politician. And that's all they do. And, you know, she's been through a thousand debates, so experience is on her side, and TV's all about perception. She's, of course, she's going to come across smoother in the debates, but, you know, I guess Trump's counting

on people going, yeah, he's still rough around the edges, but that's what we like about him, but he's not going to look, I don't see him, going yeah he smoked her maybe i'm wrong i'm hoping the fuck i'm wrong but it better not come down to debates he better open a big lead in my opinion he better open a big lead before the debates because i mean she's done that shit oh she's done this stuff a thousand times and he's still a newcomer so i mean you know i mean if you were betting and it was a fucking ball game wouldn't you throw your money on hillary in the debates i don't know maybe he just keeps pointing that she's a liar and brings up all kinds of shit and whoever prepares him he could really embarrass her i guess but he's far from that right now uh and his boy paul manafort his campaign manager he was great on meet the Press with Chuck Todd.

Because Chuck Todd kept saying, what about the Russian connection? Because, you know, the DNC had their, the campaign had their, you know, files hacked into. But they were trying to make it about Trump. And Trump urged them when he said, you know, Russia, I hope you find the 33,000 emails that they try to turn into that story that it's about Trump inviting the Russians to hack and, you know, just a total fucking horseshit when it's about the incompetent. What's the matter with the what's the matter with the Democrat? You know how to protect your computers?

You know, they try to spin that one. But Manafort was like to Chuck Todd going, why are you talking about that? He goes, why are you choosing that story? You know, he goes, you're just choosing the Democrats' talking point. Manafort was great. Makes you fucking feel. He actually would be a better candidate. These guys behind the scenes would be better candidates than the candidates.

He's funny. He kind of looks like a younger Paulul savino a skinny paul savino and but uh he's been he's been in this in dc for 40 years and he's a lot smoother than trump and he made chuck todd look like a bit of an asshole he goes you're just focusing on the wrong stories the stories about you know hillary being incompetent and blah blah and it was fucking beautiful he really spun it around you don't see that often um so uh yeah that um you know they're saying what a you know what a cold-hearted bastard trump is to say that to a muslim of course and then trump tweeted out later of course he's a the kid's a hero's a hero, but people are saying what a dark soul he has, and oh my God, what an asshole and shit. Really? But how about right after Benghazi when Hillary said, you know...

What difference at this point does it make? Yeah, that's not cold fucking hearted, right? Talking about the four guys that died in Benghazi. Yeah, what difference does it make oh that's not fucking cold hearted anyhow um yeah so

both sides sort of exploited people didn't they so at both conventions the DNC they put on a show they know how to do it i mean you know because donald's an outsider and a newcomer they were a little disorganized but uh donald's speech was fucking you know way better than the thick-ankled dog face leathery nipple mustachio to uh hillary don't you think i do but um

yeah so uh steppenopolis what else did he talk oh he so um you know mr khan said that trump has never sacrificed anything in his life and probably probably never, you know, about reading the Constitution, I don't know about that. Donald probably read it. I don't know how much he retained. But when he said you've never sacrificed anything, that came up with Stephanopoulos in the interview. And this is, I thought, where Trump looked like an amateur. He said you have sacrificed nothing and no one. Well, that sounds...

Who wrote that? Did Hillary's scriptwriters write it? How would you answer that, Father? What sacrifice have you made for your country? I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. How about you, George? What have you done, you fucking midget? I've worked very, very hard.

I've created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs. I think I've done a jobs. Those are sacrifices? Oh, sure, I think they're sacrifices. No, they're not, Donald. I think we're not going to employ thousands and thousands of people, take care of their education, take care of... Hold on.

Do you know the difference between an accomplishment and a fucking sacrifice? Well, uh... Oh, my God. I was even going, what the fuck's he talking about? He asked you what your sacrifices were. Although I don't remember fucking George ever asking anybody on the left that. But, and then he starts, you know, running off his accomplishments, not a sacrifice. Oh, my God.

This is why people hate him. Even in military, I mean, I was very responsible, along with a group of people, This is why people hate him Not a sacrifice Achievements Ay yi yi What was the question? is through the roof. Ay, ay, ay. What was the question? What were your sacrifices? Well, I have made $8 billion.

I used to bank strippers, and I have faucets that are worth $75,000 in my bathroom, off my bedroom. I'm banging a fucking supermodel. I mean, look at me. I look like a fucking great thing going through chemo, and I'm banging Melania. That's a sacrifice. No, no, no, that would be a wet dream for most of us.

But that was, I mean, he really, I'm telling you, he had a bad weekend. And you know, I'm voting for him. What's the fucking alternative? Unless Gary Johnson gets in there. He seems like a, that guy, what a fucking flake. I know a lot of my fucking Aries Affair fans, they probably won't listen to my show, but that guy's a fucking flake.

And William Weld, what a ball of fire he is, huh? Remember when he was governor of Boston, whatever the fuck he was? Ugh. I guess Jill Stein is making a move. She's up to 2%, so. But these two, these two, to me, it was glaring. It was glaring. You know, when people go, these are the best we can do on either side.

It was really glaring you know when people go these are the best we can do on either side it was really glaring this weekend but like i said no bad no matter how stupid trump is a politically incorrect how many feelings he hurt toes he steps on i mean it all pales in comparison to hillary the lying fucking criminal in a pantsuit it's just so fucking obvious. And then they get into, then they get into Putin and he even sounds sillier. They start talking about his relationship with Putin, the Donald.

Let's talk about Russia. You made a lot of headlines with Russia this week. What exactly is your relationship with Vladimir Putin? I have no relationship with Putin. He's my life partner. I love him. But if you have no relationship with Putin. He's my life partner. I love him.

relationship with Putin. And why did you say in 2013, I do have a relationship? In 2014, I spoke... Because he has said nice things about me

over the years. I remember years ago he said something many years ago. Oh, my God. He said something very nice about me. I said something

good about him when Larry King was on. This was a long time ago. You look good with the shirt on. He is a long time ago. Looked good with his shirt on. And I said, he is a tough cookie or something to that effect. He said something nice about me. This has been going on.

We did 60 Minutes together. We've been blowing each other for years. Meaning he was probably shot in Moscow. He was in Moscow. You were in New York. But that's the thing. Just so you understand, he said very nice things about me, but I have no relationship with him. Yet you said for three years, 13, 14, and 15, that but I have no relationship with him. Yeah, you said for three years,

13, 14, and 15, that you did have a relationship with him. No, look, what do you call a relationship? Look, we dated for a week. I mean, he treats me with great respect. I have no relationship with Putin. I don't think I've ever met him. I never met him.

I don't think I've ever met him. You would know it if you did. I think so, yeah. Oh, my God. I don't think I've ever met him. You don't remember meeting fucking Arch Enemy Number One? I don't think I met him.

I mean, we might have had breakfast once. I think we played handball in Turkey and I think I banged his wife. But I don't... We're in the same room. What? What? What the fuck are you talking about?

He got smoked, man. And these weren't really hard questions. How can you sit there? There's articles, and again, I mean, I usually fucking hate these shows, but, you know, you got to do your research. And three different times in a paper where trump said he had a relationship then he said what do you call a relationship george that's what i'm asking you exactly anyhow it was not uh not a good interview for trump in my opinion

by the way i guess uh hill Hillary's up like three points. Not much of a bouncing, only thing bouncing is her fucking filthy, saggy ass. But I also read that she was only ahead once in the whole month of July in the polls. That's got to give people pause. Here's the Donald talking about, donald talking about uh george questions him about crimea and putin and more of that russian horse chat why don't you soften the gop platform

on ukraine i wasn't involved in that honestly i was not involved yeah i was not involved in that. Honestly, I was not involved. Yeah, I was not involved in that. I'd like to, I'd have to take a look at it. Hold on. His people did it. He goes, yeah, my people, but I wasn't involved. You can't do that. Your people have to be involved. That's what we're counting on if you get elected to surround yourself with good people. Because you certainly aren't going to be making a lot of the decisions, are you?

Aye, aye, aye. I mean, business-wise, you can, but Jesus. You can't say, you know, the Republican platform, well, I wasn't involved in that. You're a CEO,

you gotta delegate. That's what Uncle Junior said in The Sopranos. God damn it, Richie, if I say delegate, I delegate. Tony's trying to have Tony killed.

Anyways, more of Trump delegation. I was not involved. to have Tony killed. Anyways, more of Trump delegation. That's embarrassing when the guy that's interviewing has to explain to you your platform. That's a little embarrassing. Like I said, he was fucking off. Oof.

...to Ukraine, okay, just so you understand. He's not going to go into Ukraine. You can mark it down, you can put it down, you can take it anywhere you want. Well, he's already there, isn't he? Okay, well, he's there in a certain way, but I'm not there yet. Obama is there. What way is that? And frankly,

that whole part of the world is a mess under Obama with all the strength that you're talking about and all of the power of NATO and all of this. In the meantime, he's going away. He takes Crimea. He's sort of I mean, you said you might recognize that. I'm going to take a look at it. But, you know, the people of Crimea, from what I've heard, would rather be with Russia than where they were. And you have to look at that also. Now, that was under, just so you understand, that was done under Obama's administration. And as far as Ukraine is concerned, it's a mess. And that's under the Obama's administration with his strong ties to NATO. So with all of these strong ties to NATO, Ukraine is a mess. Crimea has been taken. Don't blame Donald Trump for that. Oh, mama mia, papa dia.

The Crimea are the people they want to be with Putin. So, I mean, the only legitimate point he fucking made was that all this happened, you know, under Obama's watch. But you got to know your platform. You can't have the guy interview and you explain it to you. I was getting, like, red-faced watching it. It's a motherfucker, this politics, ain't it? Hey, folks, again, go to connectpal.com slash Nick. If you want two to three more shows a week, it's.99 a month that's a buck a week and uh connectpal.com slash

nick and yes so uh i thought trump was really taking a fucking pounding there. But then Hillary, the thick-ankled dogface, the right tackle from the University of Texas, 5'10", 275, with forearms like canned hams, she sat down with Chris Wallace. and um it was her first interview since the convention and you know which that's got to raise some eyebrows she went to fox news channel like i said to try to pick off some of those republicans who would never vote for the donald and uh you know some of the more moderates uh lefties uh and uh she sat down chris wallace and he busted her balls and yes she does have balls I checked but she was she was like I said she was more relaxed and

you could tell it was like a weight off her shoulder and she got through the convention and it's a weight off your shoulder when you know that the whole thing is rigged for you so you should be relaxed and you should be smiling you know she knows the fucking fix is in what a great test about democracy come november and like i said i will never fucking vote again

ever if this witch is fucking elected i mean it's proven the fucking game is fixed. Bending over backwards. Sort of like what Kinison said about Whoopi Goldberg's career. A nation goes out of its way not to hurt a woman's feelings. That's how I feel about fucking Hillary. But he got right down to it. He started, he asked her about, you know, the FBI and the Comey, the whole hearing there. And this, this was just, even for her to me, was brazen balls of steel on this fucking woman. After going through that, we all watched it and they basically

said yeah she's guilty but you know loretta lynch and the obama administration have their foot in our throat and we can't indict her but we know she's fine we all saw it and uh and that's how chris wallace saw it and he asked her about that, and this is how she responded. FBI Director James Comey said none of those things that you told the American public were true. Chris, that's not what I heard Director Comey say, and I thank you for giving me the opportunity to, in my view, clarify. Director Comey said that my answers were truthful, and what I've said is consistent with what I have told the American people. What? In my view, clarify. Director Comey said that my answers were truthful and what I've said is consistent with what I have told the American people.

What? He did? Did he say that? I don't think he did. No. He said I was truthful. Really? Did anybody, can somebody look that up did he ever say that i don't ever hear him i mean holy moly that one made me set up well sit up i'm like I can't conjugate a verb. Yo, fuck me.

But did you hear what she said? Comey said I was truthful. Okay. Well, let's go back to Trey Gowdy. When he was questioning Comey. That would be the FBI director. When he was questioning Comey, that would be the FBI director. Secretary Clinton said she never sent or received any classified information over her private email.

Was that true? Our investigation found that there was classified information sent. Secretary Clinton said there was nothing marked classified on her emails either sent or received. Was that true? That's not true. Secretary Clinton said I did not email any classified material to anyone on my email. There is no classified material. Was that true? There was classified material emailed.

Secretary Clinton said she used just one device. Was that true? She used multiple devices. Secretary Clinton said all work-related emails were returned to the State Department. Was that true? No, we found work-related emails. Secretary Clinton said her lawyers read every one of the emails and were overly inclusive.

Did her lawyers read the email content individually? No. Yeah, he said you were truthful. Oh, my God. The fucking balls of brass. Are you fucking dog styling me? And she sits there and goes, no, he said I was truthful. Oh, my God. That's why, like I said, Trump. Yeah. Thin skin rigginess of the whole system. And, uh, really. I was watching both these interviews, like I said, and I go, oh, this is why it's so just disgusting.

But, um, I don't know. I don't know what to say. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. Hey, take it easy. Take it easy. And then he asked her, what else did he ask her about? Got into a little bit of Benghazi. And the father of Tyrone Woods, both say that on the day that their son's bodies were returned to the united states that you came up to them and you said it was all because of a video

not terrorism now i know some of the other families disagree with this and i know you deny it my question is why would they make that up chris my heart goes out to both of them hold on my heart goes he asked her earlier about the second amendment and shit and he got and she actually said uh people get shot and killed or whatever and then people always come out my heart goes out to these people we never never do anything about it. She actually used that quote, my heart, you know, was so jaded that people used that trite. My heart goes out to the victims of gun violence. And then she uses

the exact same phrase when talking about, I just picked up on that. And anyhow, here's more. Under any circumstances, especially in this case, two State Department employees, extraordinary men, both of them. Two CIA contractors gave their lives protecting our country, our values.

I understand the grief and the incredible sense of loss that can motivate them. I want to be the most powerful bitch in the world families who lost loved ones have said it's not what they heard i don't hold any ill feeling for someone who in that moment may not fully recall everything that was or wasn't said one reason that people question your account and this gets to the important question of trust, is because that day at Andrews, you never talked about terrorism. You talked about the video.

We've seen the heavy assault on our post in Benghazi that took the lives of those brave men. We've seen rage and violence directed at American embassies over an awful internet video that we had nothing to do with. That was the Men Without Hats video. No, that's not fair. If you go back and read everything that I said that day, I quoted people who talked about it being terrorism. I had already said it was terrorism. There was no doubt it was terrorism.

I think there has been a confusion in the minds of some and exploiting that confusion for the advantage of others. But look at everything I said. Because, and this goes back to all the investigations that were carried out. There were riots. There were riots. There were protests. There were efforts to breach our embassies. Yeah, but not in Benghazi. That wasn't what happened at that time.

No, but I'm just telling you, we were looking at the whole world. The whole world was aflame. Yeah, thank you. Thanks for your efforts. you thanks for your efforts the best part of that when uh when he asked her about you know her saying was a video to the uh victims families she goes i i'm not gonna hold it against you know mrs smith i'm not gonna hold it against a a a woman who lost one of her you know children because of my incompetence i'm not gonna hold it against her that she was flustered that day and can't remember what i said wow that's very big of you how is that any less fucking cold-hearted than what trump said about the muslim wife it isn't

but you wouldn't know watching the news would you i'm not gonna hold it against a woman if she was a little flustered because uh you know because of my fucking incompetence she lost his son i'm not gonna hold it against her if she you know doesn't remember what i said wow i'm telling you bad fucking weekend for both of them they both stink mitt romney must be laughing his balls off he's like i could beat both these people with my fucking both arms tied behind my back even biden's probably thinking it that's what i laugh at the people who didn't jump in biden's like what the fuck was i thinking i don't know she was this bad you You know he's thinking that, right? You need to shut the fuck up.

Not yet. I ain't done yet. Take it easy over there, huh? Yeah. It's kind of creepy when you think about it. This is, these are our two choices. But like I said, if I could put a vote in, it would be for Paul Manafort. At least he handled Chuck Todd beautifully this weekend.

But goodness gracious. Is this it? Is this what it comes down to? What's the world coming to? That's a bonnet there, huh? All right. Enough of that. Enough of that horse shat.

What else do I want to cover oh how about this been the uh subject of race which reminds me i gotta do race wars again with my buddies uh charade and kurt metzger i gotta get on there but um you know who's back on the nose these uh But, you know who's back on the news. These fucking jerk-offs. Black lives matter! Black lives matter! Yes, we heard. Black lives matter! Black lives matter! And nobody agrees more with this statement than NFL coaches and NBA owners.

Anyhow, what kind of crack was that? You fucking relax. Anyhow. Um. All Lives Matter gets some student at University of Houston. Okay, said all lives matter. And guess what? Suspended for 50 days. She's a student government leader at University of Houston.

She got booted for 50 days, ordered to attend a diversity seminar after she criticized Black Lives Matter movement online. Do you believe nothing? movement online do you believe nothing and it's always way i'll i'll fucking lean right as long as the race issue is handled the way it's being handled the last 50 years in this country um can you imagine shortly after july 7th after the dallas uh the five officers were slain remember that rohini sethi went on that's a woman, by the way, went on Facebook, a young girl, and the student government leader at Houston. And she put, forget, forget, and then hashtag Black Lives Matter, more like all lives matter. The statement was later deleted.

Can you imagine that being controversial? I want you to think about that for a second. But only after numerous University of Houston students denounced it as incredibly offensive or even hateful. First of all, I like to see what they mean by numerous. But I bet you it was a lot because the college campuses, even, you know, it doesn't matter. It transcends race because white liberal kids are fucking all in. They've taken the lie, the narrative hook line

and sink her. Just for her to say, forget Black Lives Matter is a punch in the stomach, student Nala Hughes told a local press outlet. Sethi serves as the vice president of University of Houston

Student Government Association, that's SGA, and several U8 students demanded her immediate removal. Again, for saying all lives matter. They want her removed. Just think about that, folks. Just think about it, will ya?

Do you believe that's where we're at? The Great Unifier? I can't even... I'm not going to say who is a comedian in front of my, who's pretty liberal, actually lived in Harlem

for a while and stuff and he's a liberal, pretty liberal guy and, but even he goes, and he's in the business I'm in and he goes, my friends,

lib friends, he goes, you know, most stuff I agree with and he goes, but when it comes to, he goes, I don't know where

they're coming from when it comes to this race shit. I wish I could say his name but, do you remember where they're coming from when it comes to this race shit. I wish I could say his name, but do you remember the Dick Van Dyke show? He played Mel. No, I'm just kidding. I won't say who it is, but it really is creepy.

When they talk about Orwellian, to me, it's the whole race thing. to me it's uh the whole race thing but to to get her booted you know completely they have to go through an arduous process the student senate approved a measure giving sga president shane smith exceptional one-time powers to punish sethi as he saw fit. I'll repeat that. His name is Shane Smith. Go to his Facebook page, University of Houston.

He's the president of the student government. Just a pasty white little pussy, self-hating white kid who is, it's so sad, just so fucking sad to see what he believes in and how he's just been mind fucked and doesn't even know it and and millions of students like him just go go to his facebook but leave something nasty on his wall of what a turd he is so we can you know defend we can defend this uh rohini sethi yeah so in response shane smith released a letter friday outlining a set of five punishments for sethi the punishment includes 50-day suspension from sga starting august 1st

that's today the suspension will be unpaid she gets 700 a month for a stipend for doing that a requirement to attend a three-day diversity workshop in mid-august why do you fucking lick my white european nuts shane a requirement to end three to attend three university of houston culture events cultural events each month from september i'd rather be booted completely uh in order to write a letter of reflection about how her harmful actions have impacted sga and the uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh you little puss. In order to put on a public presentation,

September 28th, they wanted to put on a public presentation detailing the knowledge she has gained about cultural issues facing our society. What fucking knowledge have you gained, Shane Smith, you fucking idiot? Why don't you fucking put on a presentation defending your hatred of white people, you fucking spineless weasel, you.

If she refuses or fails to do any of these requirements, she's going to be booted out of the SGA entirely. Smith notes in his letter that punishment was particularly harsh because, in his view, who the fuck are you? Sethi hadn't recognized the severity of her offense in declaring that all people's lives matter. Really? You believe that shit? In his view, who the fuck are you? That's my question. Who the

fuck are you? Nobody. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. Since her original post, I have not felt that she has understood or respected how her actions have affected the people around her, as well as the reputation of SGA and the university, Smith says. Oh, really? Really? That's what you feel?

Who are you to make that call, you fucking weasel? Where are the rest of you people on campus? Is it really that one-sided that you can't see how unfair this is god help us that's all i get to say then shane smith went on to say he also said despite university of houston being a public university free speech considerations did not factor into the punishment he said the first amendment prevents a person from being jailed by the government for what they say but it does not prevent people from receiving other consequences for what they say you little hitler fucking jerk off you little fascist piece of shit. Ugh.

Unbelievable. All for saying what? All lives matter. Un-fucking-believable. What's the world coming to? Exactly. I don't know. Yeah, that's enough for today. I don't know. Yeah, that's enough for today.

I am, and again, sorry about the technical, the clips. They sound a little tinny. Had to do some makeshift on-the-fly thinking. And I'm going to try to rectify the problem. But again, folks, thanks for listening to the Monday show on iTunes for free. And again, if you like the show. And again, it's not always this political, but, you know, we're in the middle of the most interesting election with the two most mediocre candidates in the history of this country. So it's been it's but there's nothing else relevant to talk about.

I can't keep up with the beheadings and the shootings and the fucking uh we report on those time to time but uh i wanted to talk about the mike michael phelps uh thing on sports center that i saw there's a documentary like a real recent one a short i guess or whatever but uh i'll get to that tomorrow and skip bay Bayless left. I did. I guess a lot of guys are leaving that work for, you know, ESPN. They're going over to Fox Sports 1. Just because what I said, Disney's a dog shit politically correct. Even for a guy like Skip Bayless, who to me is like the, he was the punching, the white male emasculated punching bag for Stephen A. Smith. Even he's had enough. He's considered like a rebel at ESPN, but he's going to Fox. We'll get to that tomorrow, hopefully, and I'm going to try to get this

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