The Nick DiPaolo Show - 204-Happy Columbus Day
Episode Date: October 10, 2017Happy Columbus Day...
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You're listening to Nick DiPaolo on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com. Oh, yeah.
That's right.
It's Columbus Day, and I'm here,
well, as liberals call it,
Murdered Indians Day,
and fucking wah, wah, wah.
Fucking wah.
Fuck off.
You don't like this country? Get the fuck out.
Let's start there.
I'm not saying that because I'm Italian. I really don't
give a shit. I'm so tired of all this. I don't care.
I'm so tired
of it. Why do you fuck? We got that statue
in Columbus. Put an
Indian under his boot. Put his boot
on an Indian's neck, but still pay tribute
to both of them.
Is that all right?
Or maybe him boning went up the ass.
Will that catch your eye?
Fucking statue's been there for a hundred years.
Nobody's blinked at it twice.
Now it's a big thing.
Fucking.
Please.
Of course, in California there.
Oh, it's indigenous people's day
Why does stupidity
PC stupidity start in the west coast
That's where it started actually
It's caught on like a wildfire
But they grab onto this shit
City councils and stuff
Anything to point out that this country
The founding of it
Discussed them
It's not even about fucking Columbus
It isn't.
They fucking hate everything about this country, how it was founded.
Hi, how are you?
Happy Monday.
I was hoping to.
I missed the parade and shit.
I was going to ram somebody who's going to pull a fucking ISIS, take out a bunch of fucking Antifa members.
A bunch of lesbians in their pussy hats
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serious radio and you're saying well fucking obvious we have it we're hearing you say this
right now yeah but maybe your friend is sitting next
to you and your dumb pickup truck and, uh,
doesn't have it.
Let me take a sip of my cocktail.
Columbus Day.
Oh, goodness gracious.
Eloise.
No, they're ignorant.
That's ignorant. That's ignorant.
A white paper cover uh a white paper cover now a white paper cover now cover who writes this
like fucking eighth grade jesus h christ now covers the sculpture of columbus in the block
it stands on and the entire display is now surrounded by a chain link fence this is in
downtown los angeles at grand park the la city council voted in august to rename columbus day by a chain link fence. This is in downtown Los Angeles at Grand Park. The L.A. City Council
voted in August
to rename Columbus Day.
Boy, aren't they living
life at a breakneck pace, huh?
Got a ton of shit
on your menu, huh?
Always find room
to hate America, don't you?
Fucking Googolbers.
A federal holiday
for more than 80 years.
They're changing it
to Indigenous People Day.
But it has until 2019
to officially create the new holiday while it direct i love how this state pretending to worry
about the indigenous people who you know were here and yet other countries are pouring into anybody cocaine we'll get to that dolphins uh coach that's my type of coach you're like hey
fellas you look a little lackluster out there come here i want to show you something on the bench
ah alfie 866-969-1969 866-969-1969 if you'd like to call in.
And we're judging Columbus.
What century was that?
11 AD.
But once again, we're taking today's social norms and applying them to back.
You know, you're just fucking retarded, as we say.
We're very upset about that and they have cops guarding the columbus statue and
luckily a few of my ginsaloons friends got upset we'll play my clip obviously be on the
sopranos we have to do it every columbus. But I have another clip from the Sopranos where A.J.'s reading a book.
Howard Zinn is the guy.
I read the book.
It's The Real People,
The Real American.
What's the Real People's History of America?
Something like that.
And A.J.'s reading that.
And, of course,
Tony has to weigh in on Columbus.
Boy, did they handle that subject beautifully, man.
It was so goddamn funny.
Anyways, yes, it's uh the los angeles county
board of supervisors voted this week to eliminate all references all references to columbus day
as a county holiday designated designating october 12th as italian american heritage day
are there any italians in los angeles stallone and a couple of his bodyguards and fucking
a couple of a couple of sicilianos that played indians on f troop
you got joe pan leone let me see maybe pesci's not even there anymore uh but the october 12th
andy uh it's going to be designated as ital American Heritage Day and creating a new Indigenous Peoples Day.
Indigenous Peoples Day will fall on the second Monday of October
in Los Angeles County, beginning no later than 2019.
Los Angeles City Councilman Mitch O'Farrell
will celebrate the new holiday with students
at the Los Feliz Chata School of the Arts.
What a clusterfuck this country is.
Irish guy celebrating at a Mexicanfuck this country is.
Irish guy celebrating at a Mexican,
at a Latino school
about...
What was it?
Just gang rapes
of ethnicities
all over the planet?
O'Farrell,
who is a member
of the Wyandotte
Native American tribe.
Oh, naturally.
I can tell by his...
The fuck was his nickname?
Running Whiskey?
Fucking O'Farrell.
Remember the wine-dote Native American truck?
Yeah.
And Elizabeth Warren is fucking...
1-1000th Cherokee.
Oof.
He led the drive on the city council to replace Columbus Day
and successfully argued that the explorer's connection to brutality and slavery makes him unworthy
of celebration.
Fucking unbelievable. How about all
the other shit he did? Hey, get
over slavery. It fucking happened.
Get over it.
Please,
regardless of what color,
I'm not just talking black,
I'm talking, you know, everybody's been enslaved
at some point.
Even the Irish.
They make them work
18 hour days at O'Grady's.
Minimum wage.
What?
866-969-1969
if you'd like to call in
and defend this stupid shit.
Let's take a look at MSNBC.
Oh, there's a guy, pointy-headed white guy
with glasses interviewing an Asian fella.
I have no idea why,
but I'm sure it's a beef.
Let's listen to,
let's listen to,
here's a clip from The Sopranos
about Columbus Day.
This is Anthony.
In the morning, Tony comes on.
Anthony's got his Howard Zinn book,
which I read, by the way.
Nice revisionist piece on American... But listen, please tell me, please tell me it's on here somewhere.
What did I call it?
Here we go.
His history teacher, Mr. Cushman, is teaching your son that if Columbus was alive today,
he would go on trial for crimes against humanity like Milosevic in, you know, Europe.
Your teacher said that.
It's not just my teacher. It's the truth.
It's in my history book.
So you finally read the book and it's bullshit.
Tony.
Look, you had to work in Columbus' shoes
to see what he went through.
People thought the world was flat, for crying out loud.
Then he lands on an island with a bunch of naked savages on it.
I mean, that took a lot of guts.
You remember when we went to Florida,
the heat and those bugs?
Well, like it took us to murder people and put them in chains.
He was a victim of his time.
Who cares? It's what he did.
He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house,. He was a victim of his time. Who cares? It's what he did. He discovered America is what he did.
He was a brave Italian explorer.
And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero.
End of story.
But the funniest fucking...
With the heat and the bugs.
The heat and the bugs.
Remember when we went to Florida?
The heat and the bugs.
That's his analogy.
I almost shit my pants when he said that originally.
And then later on in that episode, Joe Pantaleon, remember he goes to the meets with the Indian guy?
And he brings a poster of, you're probably too young to remember the commercial.
No, I know.
The Indian, where the guy throws the litter out the window and there's an Indian crying.
I and I's Cody's the guy's name.
Yes.
Remember that scene? Yes. Pantaleon, he goes in, you know, Ralph Cifaretto, and he's got Indian crying. I and I's Cody's the guy's name. Yes. Remember that scene?
Yes.
Pan Leone goes in,
you know,
Ralph Cifaretto
and he's got the poster of him.
But he's talking
to the Indian professor
who's got like a hot
fucking bride with him.
And the professor goes,
this is my TA.
And Ralph goes,
yeah, I can see that.
Meaning teaches the assistant.
He goes,
yeah, I can see that.
And he's being all nice for the first 30 seconds,
but then when he sits down, he starts dropping the F-bombs.
This fucking guy.
He was Cherokee and fucking 50% Siciliano from Louisiana.
He was a Sicilian from Louisiana.
Total fucking phony.
He goes, total fugazi.
He was the best son of a bitch ever.
Oh, my God.
God damn it. they handled it so beautifully
so was there much of a stir today in in columbus circle anybody no i don't think so
i didn't uh i didn't hear any screams or although there was some people what yesterday a guy had a
clan outfit on and they another guy they fuck i guess they
arrested him getting out of hand but uh you know here's me uh trying to break up the protest
in newark on the sopranos my fucking claim to fan shores these woods the highway will swarm
with the invisible dead of our people the white man will never be alone this is newark baby we claimed to fan. I can't get anything down. I'm going to fucking hang you up there.
Hey, break it up.
Break it up.
Just break it up.
Hey, hey, we will make arrests.
What the fuck is this, Joey?
They get a permit.
Everybody, come on, let's go.
Everybody.
That kid was terrific.
That guy that played a cop should get an Emmy.
Can I tell you how I got the part?
In the audition, I went, like a cop would, though.
Made a nice choice.
David Chase right there.
It was a dangerous situation, but I landed it.
I was living in Queens.
I got on the train.
Took me 30 seconds to get to Silver Cup Studio
Yeah
I was totally relaxed
Edie Falco was coming out
Gave me a nice high
Big smile
Went in there
Fucking
Mike in New Jersey
Who gave me a hard time
About something last week
Wants to Disag disagree with me about...
I'm the one who wanted to see you over at the Stress Factory.
I'm just like you, dude.
Oh, sorry, Mike.
We had another Mike.
We had another Mike.
You remember me.
We had another Mike.
Can I talk?
We had another Mike.
I didn't say that.
Jesus, go ahead.
Go ahead, Mike. No, I'm sorry. Jesus, go ahead. Go ahead, Mike.
No, I'm sorry.
I wasn't interrupting.
It wasn't me.
No.
Somebody else in your car?
No, I think you heard me laugh at what you said.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
No, I was calling in to say to you, I listen to you as often as I can.
And the problem is this PC shit started a long time ago.
Yeah.
Now it's going to keep going with Columbus.
They're going to pick another one and another one.
Yeah.
So everybody just stands up to them.
And as far as the slavery thing goes, whites were enslaved far longer and more often and at higher numbers than any other race.
Is that right? Why are we bitching? Yeah, man. and more often and at higher numbers than any other race.
Is that right?
Why are we bitching?
Yeah, man.
Go back and look at the Persians and the Crusades.
They used to come to Europe and just scoop us up and take them back to the Middle East.
Oh, I don't know.
I'd like to sit down with my colored friends and see what they think about that statement.
Look it up why do you think why do you think Poland yesterday
lined the water
the beaches
praying to the
Virgin Mary
and Jesus
thanking them
for helping
defeat
the Persians
who were coming
over to attack
them
the Islamic
terrorists
of you know
probably
700 AD
or something
well yes um I know the Irish terrorists of, you know, probably 700 A.D. or something.
Well, yes.
I know the Irish, I know white people have been enslaved,
but I didn't know it was, you know, longer.
102 years.
Well, okay, so let's start tearing down fucking Blackstache.
Oh, there aren't any.
That's right, we have O. OJ and Gale Sayers.
Well, you got that one that people threatened
that somebody on the right said,
well, I guess we got to take down,
is it Ray Lewis?
Yeah.
And right away,
the family's like,
well, wait a minute,
he did a lot of other good things.
Yeah, so did Columbus.
Four fucking fathers.
He did a lot of other good things.
Yeah, he did a lot of other good things. He had 11
tackles against the Bengals in a playoff.
Yeah.
Unbelievable, Nick.
Yeah, no.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
I get nothing. Go ahead, Mike.
No, go ahead.
As far as
the enslavement,
they used to scoop them up in Europe and just constantly attack.
There was something else I wanted to mention.
I forgot.
Who was there?
But who was scooping them up?
It was the Ottoman Empire.
Oh, I know what it was, too.
The Moors.
To this day, the Arabs, like Saudi Arabia, Qatar, they still have slaves.
But nobody says anything.
Ah, they work at a car wash.
It's not really the same.
The gold-plated Bentleys and Ferraris.
Yeah, it's a little.
Same with the NFL.
They can claim they're just like slaves, you know, playing for a rich white guy.
Just like being on a plantain.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly the same thing.
I am so tired of this shit, I can't even take it anymore.
This is the most generous fucking nation on the planet.
It has raised more people out of poverty than any other fucking system alive.
Yet, there's a handful of douchebags, you know, who just hate it with a passion.
And unfortunately, they have the microphone.
By that, I mean the media and every other institution.
It's time for Civil War.
Andy, get my guns.
And you know something else, buddy?
That weekend you played at Stress Factor, I told my neighbor.
And he goes, he's playing there tonight.
I said, yeah, I can't go because of my two-year-old.
That motherfucker went over there with all his friends and had a blast.
Did he really?
You were fucking killed.
Yeah, they said you killed.
And Andy Fiore, Andy Flowers, my producer, was the feature act.
Yes.
It was too bad.
Did they come the night of the fight, Mike?
It was a Conor McGregor fight that night against Mayweather.
Yeah, I think they did go out Saturday night, right?
Yeah, I think we had 11.
Yeah, they were there
Saturday night.
Yeah.
But, uh,
all right, Mike.
I ain't paying for that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for...
Have a great night.
Appreciate it.
Thank you for
straightening me out
on the white slavery problem.
I'm gonna go on
Ancestry.com.
I was probably
owned by a couple
of black fellas.
I mean, I got
Italian blood in me.
866-969-1969.
Somebody call me from the fucking LA City Council or whatever.
That you have so much time on your hands.
Your state's being overrun by illegal immigrants.
Crime's through the roof and you're bankrupt.
But you focus on the important things.
You fucking idiots.
Flemish.
Flemish. Flemish.
You gotta watch Sopranos
and I'm not saying it because I'm in it
for 30 seconds. Watch that episode.
You will belly laugh at how they treat that.
And then there's another discussion in the car
on the way home from Atlantic City with Tony
and Silvio still bent out of shape
about Columbus Day. Well, what happened to Gary Cooper? The silent quote. on the way home from Atlantic City with Tony and Sylvia's still bent out of shape above Columbus.
Well, what happened to Gary Cooper?
The silent quote.
Sylvia goes,
he's dead. I don't mean like that.
Couple of morons.
Oh, goodness
gracious. Eloise.
Chuck in Boston
has an opinion.
Chuck, other than the Red Sox
sucking a bag of cheese
what do you got
I don't understand
people blaming
Christopher Columbus
for what
he only discovered
America and he left
and it's the people
that came after him
so blaming
Christopher Columbus
is kind of like
blaming that
that country music
singer that was on
the stage in Vegas
for luring all those people in.
It's the same fucking thing.
You can't blame Christopher Columbus.
And people keep bashing him.
Yeah, but didn't he indeed enslave
some of the indigenous people and murder them?
Or does he have any blood on his hands?
Somebody was talking about it on the news today
that he just discovered America
and whoever came after him
are the people that did what they did.
It's kind of like when you send a hornet drone
into a beehive to take over the hive.
You send one drone and leave some pheromones, and then the rest of the hornets can come.
That's kind of the situation.
But I don't know what Christopher Columbus did as far as fucking doing what people claim he did.
But it wasn't just Christopher Columbus.
No, exactly.
You can't blame him for everything. everything no but he gets all the credit so again it's not about columbus the people have
a problem with this they hate how this country was founded in the first but not a nation out
there that doesn't have blood on its hands with some type of oppression in its history we just
happen to have a bunch of elitist jerk-offs that have the time, because they live in such a great country, to fucking obsess with shit like this.
And that's how it, it just, it really is annoying.
People pick something they don't like, and then they just fucking get other people to help beat it into the ground until it fucking, it's just people bitching.
It's white people problems, basically.
It is, yeah.
No, it is.
It's, I mean, when's the last time, you know, time you walked by a Columbus, or any statue a few years ago,
and people were irate about it?
I know they've been bitching about this, you know, the Columbus Day thing forever,
but, you know, that's how you know it's a manufactured thing.
Probably a distraction to keep us peons busy while the government does other shit,
if you want to get cynical.
Thank you, Chucky.
I'll talk to you soon, buddy.
I like him.
He's all business, isn't he, Chuck?
I love him.
That's the essence of a Massachusetts guy.
Here's what I got to say.
Fucking ba-ba-ba.
This is how it is.
I'll talk to you.
He left already?
Oh, God, help us.
Ray Lewis statue.
That was a good one.
I told you, right?
A bunch of right-wingers tried to tear down an Al Gore statue.
It's the real guy.
Brendan just looks at me with this fucking...
With this sort of, I've been doing comedy
For three years
And I didn't like that joke
By the way
Brendan's brother
Brendan
When's soft serve
Weighing in
I believe Wednesday
We got him
Locked in for Wednesday
Soft serve
Is Brendan's brother
Don't look at a time
In a Kentucky
He's gonna
He's gonna call in
With his many insights
With
Yes
Is he cutting hair
Did he say he's cutting hair
Yeah I believe That they We've gotten him Some barbershiers through the commissary.
I believe he's able to pursue his business ventures in there.
Yeah, those scissors will come in handy in the shower, too.
What?
We should mention it's Brandon's last week with us.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
That does not make me happy.
I'll do respect whoever's coming in, Chris, whatever.
I enjoyed it, man. All due respect to whoever's coming in, Chris, whatever. But-
I enjoyed it, man.
Why are you leaving?
They wanted to-
They're kind of shorthanded daytime.
They're on the day, right?
Yeah, so they wanted to bring me in.
What are you going to be doing?
Waxing floors?
What the fuck in the daytime?
Waxing pubes, I think.
Okay.
But why my show?
Why are they going to fucking-
Go get fucking your short daytime.
Go with somebody else's show.
Huh?
They did mention specifically they were trying to spite you with this move, so.
Don't tell them that.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Oh, now what?
You fucking over there.
Oh, don't make a whole thing.
Oh, don't get all quiet.
Who was fucking whining when they changed our hours?
Yeah, me.
And I still will.
Absolutely.
Okay, so I'm fucking saying the same.
I'm breaking balls. Oh, nice t-shirt. What are you, 11? AC, me. And I still will. Absolutely. Okay, so I'm fucking saying the same. I'm breaking balls.
Nice t-shirt.
What are you, 11?
AC, you don't like ACDC.
Yeah, I do.
I also like Captain Crunch.
I don't have a tattoo
on my back,
you big fucking girl.
With two different things.
No, it ain't.
That was terrific.
Let's see if I can find
a jerk off who believes
in this stuff. Let's see if I can find a jerk off who believes in this stuff.
Let's go to, I don't know, most people are with me.
Pat in South Carolina.
I always loved South Carolina.
Patrick.
How you doing?
What's happening?
Not a whole lot.
I just want to follow up on that white people slave.
People don't realize, or they don't want to follow up on that that white people slave uh people don't realize or they don't want to
realize that every country that is a country today has tried to take over other countries
and when they did they killed the killed the people that were there or enslaved them
and we hear nothing about that nowhere else except for in this country yeah no go ahead the the the whole thing with
erasing our history is just their step and like you were talking about earlier going to a civil
war they want the the loony left coast wants it their way they want this whole country to be
bankrupt won't favor just to be they want the government to control the whole country.
Yes, they do.
Their status.
Every aspect.
Yes, he was saying.
Yeah, they just want to control.
I mean, if you look at all these Antifa and stuff, that's nothing but communism.
And they know it.
And they're not doing anything about it.
No.
It's cities like Los Angeles, Chicago.
It really is.
They really believe in government controlling every facet of your lives.
And what's ironic about it, those are the cities that are in the shitter.
You know? They're in the worst
shape, if you look at
their finances.
They think
what works in Western Europe, in these
tiny countries, can work over here.
You know?
It's just absolutely
asinine. And they really do.
And you can tell by me, kids
today, they don't get the history of
there's nothing you think there's a course about the founding fathers anywhere and if it is it's
bad mouthing them and they just like i said this thank you for the call patrick this country's so
uh affluent that the people have time to get phds in the shit and sit in their ivy towers and just
focus on but the but the whole you know what i
mean slavery racism that is like the worst thing that's ever happened on the planet
they did we got to move on folks we got to move can't we please when we come back i want to talk
about my idol harvey weinstein oh you really me. Apparently he's getting a lot of pussy on the side.
He's like,
you want that job?
Lick my nuts.
Well, okay, but... No buts.
And action.
He looks like a fucking
tough Jew from Queens
is what he looks like to me.
And he plays hardball.
And I'm not condoning
any of that shit.
He seems like a real
sleazeball and all that stuff.
But the women, any of them accountable for...
Did the Rose McGowans who got paid off, did they...
I'm a...
I don't know.
She got some money.
He settled with her.
So did she do something to get the cash?
She should...
Again, not condoning what he did.
But that's what you got to understand out there.
Tony, no, Tony, Tony Montana said it,
but first you get the money,
then you get the power,
then you get the pussy.
All's Harvey Weinstein wanted
was a line of ladies' jeans with his name on the S.
So we'll get into that,
and it really was, I mean, sexism to the 10th power.
But like I said, some women in your, you know, your actions and your behavior, you're a little bit accountable.
866-969-1969.
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It's Tom Jones for you young folk.
Guy got more ass than a portal toilet on Earth Day.
And his wife said, you know, go do what you gotta do.
Really?
Yeah, because she was living in a castle in Scotland.
Like, literally.
I remember him on Stern telling all this stuff.
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A Grecian bull. A Grecian bull.
We used to say that back in, I don't know, high school or college.
It's not unusual to get happy from anyone.
But when I see you breaking out...
Anyways, we're talking about Harvey Feinstein,
speaking of guys getting laid in...
Feinstein. Feinstein. Speaking of guys getting laid in a lot of... Feinstein.
Weinstein.
Feinstein.
I just want to be loved.
Is that so wrong?
I confused my Jewish fellas.
Harvey Weinstein.
I said Harvey Feinstein.
I could have said Harvey Firestone.
He's an ESPN guy.
Remember him?
By the way, Harvey Feinstein.
Yes. Torch Song Trilogy
Ever see it?
No. You want to see a great flick?
Torch Song Trilogy
Yeah, it's about him, you know, growing up
gay and stuff and he had like a tough mother
Tremendous
Tremendous. That's where I get that
I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
But Yeah, I fucking love that.
I think I was living in LA.
I was going through my lib period when I rented it.
I appreciate the artistic.
Yeah, there he is.
He was in fucking, if you guys don't know who he is, what's the movie with Robin Williams?
Mrs. Doubtfire.
Remember?
He was one of the makeup guys.
See if you can pull up Torch Song Trilogy.
Him saying, I just want to be loved.
Is that so wrong?
If you find that, I'll give you $11.50.
Let's go to Alex in Florida online, too.
Alex, what's up?
Hey, Nick.
I just wanted to get your opinion on this women's rights thing.
Do you think gun control has any part of it?
Like, once they start getting heat because of this Vegas stuff,
they start asking Jimmy to write letters for Clinton
and get Cam Newton to say some stupid shit.
And what else?
What else?
From Weinstein?
Like, do you think that's just a cool thing?
Well, it's weird.
You connect some good dots there,
but like Cam Newton was just being Cam Newton.
I don't think the NRA had to force him to do that.
But yeah, no, it does make you wonder, doesn't it?
With all the shit going on
But I don't think the NRA looks bad after the Vegas thing
The media, if you watch the media, you'd believe that
But there's more people going, fuck that, I'm going to get my bump stocks tonight
And you're not going to, we use them responsibly
But yeah, you know, I don't know who's distracting who
It gets so complicated
But you know, I really think, Alex, there's 12 guys in a room that run the world
after reading that Bilderberg Group book.
Definitely.
Yeah.
But, yeah, they definitely put stuff out there for us to get distracted.
It might not even be with the Vegas thing.
Maybe.
We don't have the full story there either, the way they ruled out terrorism and stuff.
And now I'm hearing the guy might have been radicalized.
And, yeah, so, you know.
But I'd hate to be Weinstein.
Why are you using me?
Why am I the fucking distraction?
Can I get laid?
Yeah, exactly.
My big, fat, hairy ass in the tub.
Come on.
I gave this girl a part in One Potato, too, that fucking movie that made $11 million. Yeah. All right, exactly. My big, fat, hairy ass in the tub. Come on, I gave this girl a part in One Potato Too,
that fucking movie that made $11 million.
Yeah, all right, Alex.
Thanks for the call, pal.
You're the man, Nick.
All right, take care, man.
All right.
Milk Toast Show.
What the fuck?
What was that podcast?
I don't fucking know.
No, but I like the way the kids call in.
They're so media savvy.
Well, I was listening.
You know three seconds in what they're fucking trying to do.
By the way, Jerry Jones is a frigging hypocrite too, isn't he?
You fucking hypocrite.
He's taken a knee one week and now he's saying we're not going to disrespect the flag.
You know what's going on there, don't you?
Their ratings are down and that did hurt.
This stuff is hurting them.
So all of a sudden the owners are like, you're going hurt. This stuff is hurting them. So all of a sudden, the owners are like,
you're going to stand for the, you know.
It really is ridiculous.
It's a dangerous situation.
Chris in Maine, what's going on, Chris?
He has a comment about the liberal media.
Hey, Nick. How you doing, bud?
Pretty good. How you doing?
Pretty good, man. Listen, we're 48 years old up here in Maine. We work hard. comment about the liberal media how you doing bud pretty good how you doing pretty good man
listen uh we're 48 years old up here in maine we work hard we uh you know we're right wing
we're we're uh you know hardworking americans and this harvey wine team thing this has been going on
for a long time it goes all the way back to you know kennedy driving off in the off into the water
that's right cover up they cover up shit that's right. They have money to do so.
And when they have to look righteous,
they'll cut off the head of themselves
to make themselves look righteous.
At times, you know, they act like they're all good,
but they had to do it.
And when they got to do it,
they'll cut the heads off themselves.
Yes.
No loyalty to anybody.
They don't give a damn.
I think, yeah, I think you're right.
And then go to the feminist side.
The women will play it as much as they can.
I mean, nothing against any of these young ladies that Harvey supposedly did whatever with.
But they knew what they were getting into.
This isn't a Kobe Bryant thing, but they're out for themselves.
And when things don't go the right way, what
do they do?
They'll call foul.
Yeah.
Yeah, they want it both ways.
I said that at the beginning of the night.
I talked about, again, I'm not trying to condone Weinstein's behavior, but it's like, you can't,
you feminists can't be out there going, look, we can do everything men can do.
We're independent, blah, blah, blah.
Take care of ourselves.
We don't need a man in our life.
And then, like you said, when they get into some hot water, they cry foul and, hey, he's being a sexist pig.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And they get a chance to cut their own head off.
They'll do it.
And then they'll act all righteous.
But my wife, we've been married 25 years, and she hates that movement.
She'd like me to stay at home, mom, and take care of the kids and raise two fine boys that work hard.
Right.
She can't do that anymore because they've made them into some people.
Some of them don't want to be who a lot of these people that are outspoken, these women that are outspoken.
The traditional women don't want to be who the a lot of these people that are outspoken these women that are outspoken you know the traditional women don't want to be that way right and uh yeah no absolutely and if you watch the media um you know you don't see you don't see too many traditional moms on sitcoms
uh you know that stay home take care of the kids because it doesn't make for good storylines,
I guess,
or whatever.
But they,
yeah,
no,
absolutely.
And there's a lot of,
and there's a lot of women who regret,
there's a lot,
there's a lot of women who regret,
you know,
like you said,
like your wife hates this shit.
They,
they regret what the feminist,
they're like,
no,
I,
you know,
I,
I'm going to stay home and take care of the kids and be a good mom,
which is really the most important job when you,
if more people did, it would have less scumbags on the street and less crime, but don't make
that point.
Amen.
And then they'll make fun of the, you know, they put them commercials on TV like you're
talking about, and they downgrade the American dad that works his ass off.
Oh, yeah.
It's up every single day.
They want to shit on him and make him look into somebody that is just some, you know, he doesn't know what he's doing.
Right.
You know, a white American man made this country, worked our damn ass off every goddamn day.
And these libs out there make a lot of money, and they're allowed to do whatever the hell they want with it.
The Times trying to come out all clean, trying to throw Harvey under the bus. Right. That's they're allowed to do whatever the hell they want with it. The times trying to come out all clean,
trying to throw Harvey under the bus.
That's good.
You had to do now.
The part Harvey's a bum too.
Just like a bottom,
which is a whole lot more of them out there.
Yeah.
A whole lot more Harvey Weinstein.
Oh,
sure.
If they cover it up.
Absolutely.
And,
and,
and,
and Bill Clinton was one of them too.
Thanks for the call.
Thanks,
Chris.
Hey,
take care of yourself.
Make sure the best.
All right.
Appreciate it. State of Maine, where Thanks for the call. Thanks, Chris. Take care of yourself. You're the best. All right. Appreciate it.
State of Maine, where I went to
college.
Fastest running back
in the conference. I ran a
4.6 flat.
You look at these guys at the
Combines, they run 4.23.
Oh my god.
College football is
just delicious. I don't care what you say oh my goodness
michigan michigan state in front of 116,000 she's like my goodness nice defensive battle
vicious hitting um what did i want oh i wanted to bring up your Giants. They really put themselves in a real hole there, Andy.
They really did.
Odell Beckham.
That guy needs a shrink before he needs a surgeon for his leg.
He's a fucking nutcase.
He gets all serious.
No, I know...
There's nothing really to defend.
No, I receive as a nutty, I know, but he takes it to a new level.
He was crying before he hurt his leg, right?
Didn't I see him crying on the side with a towel on his face Sunday?
Tremendous ball play, don't get me wrong.
Yeah.
I'd pay to see the guy, but he needs a shrink.
Don't you think?
Yeah, I think so.
He's a little wacky.
But too bad.
You go all in five, he breaks his.
For him, they lost four wide receivers
in one day. Four wide receivers. They were looking
at Brian Piccolo's nephew to come in.
What? Little pick.
Little pick. Little pick.
Hey, folks, if you're around
October 21st
in the Connecticut area, I'm going to be at the Westport
Inn.
Westport, Connecticut.
And November 10th and 11th,
the comedy works Saratoga Springs.
And hit me up on Twitter and Instagram too,
could you?
On Facebook, at Nick DePaolo.
Could you do that, please?
I'm going to get those numbers up there.
I heard they're going to pay a buck a follower someday.
Yeah, true story.
It's not unusual to be frowned by anyone but when I'll see you
uh oh Jameel Hill
suspended by ESPN
I love it
I don't love it because she should have been
fired about
calling Trump a white supremacist
but uh finally
ESPN had to put the on the hateful little witch.
ESPN has suspended SportsCenter Joe's Jamel Hill
for violating its social media policy.
After Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said he would bench
any players who disrespect the flag,
Hill suggested on Twitter that fans who disagree with Jones's stance should boycott Cowboys
advertisers.
She says, and I quote, change happens when advertisers are impacted, she tweeted.
If you feel strongly about Jerry Jones's statement, boycott his advertisers.
ESPN said in a statement that Hill was suspended for a second violation of our social media
guidelines.
A spokesman for the company declined to say which specific guidelines she violated and
whether she would be paid during the suspension.
Oh, of course she would.
She's a minority and a female.
We're not going to.
I still want to know why she wasn't canned for calling the president a white supremacist.
for calling the president a white supremacist.
Don't you think
she should have been canned
then?
I do.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Yes.
I think I'm the only one that likes these
sound drops.
I get fucking weird when Ron Bennington was sitting here. Every time I'd hit one, he'd fucking get a pained look in his eye.
Radio purist.
I love it.
I do too, man.
Jamel Hill, will you go back to Atlanta, wherever you came from?
Detroit, I think it is.
Whitey hater.
She's the real whitey hater.
Let's play some music for her.
Snopes, the only one I listen to.
They asked Jerry Jones about two of his players that raised their fists at the end of the anthem,
but he brushed the question aside.
And he said, but if there's anything that is disrespectful to the flag, then we will not play.
He told the Dallas Morning News, you understand? If we're disrespecting the flag, then we won't play,
period.
You know what's going on? And I'm telling you,
they're getting hurt in their ratings.
And Goodell's supposed to
work for the owners, right?
The commissioner?
So,
who would get in his ear?
Because he probably got in the owner's ear and going look
you know we took the play aside for a few weeks but we're getting fucking walloped here
you guys got to step it up i can't do it because i already chose my asshole
point of view on this so now they got the now the owners are like you're gonna stand on you know
and jameel you know jameel hill doesn't like that coming out of an old, crusty, white billionaire like Jerry Jones.
That just bugs her because she's young, female, and black.
Did you just flash a gangster?
No.
Oh, I thought.
That's Snoop's weed song.
Anyway, so she's suspended for a couple weeks oh goodness gracious the world's gonna stop calling the president white supremacist imagine i'm trying to think of a white female sports guy
i don't know aaron andrews goes yeah that that obama's a Marxist, black Marxist motherfucker.
Sure, that would have.
What are you high-fiving?
My boy Sanchez.
Oh, I like Sanchez, too.
I hate to say this as a Red Sox fan, but this guy is like, he belongs in the Yankees.
Get that.
I like him.
I like him a lot.
Fucking built like Yvonne Conway from the Wasteland.
Canadians hockey player from the 70s.
Where did I get that?
866-969-1960.
I think Jamel Hill should be sent away to another country, specifically Iran.
That's her punishment.
Let's go to our friend uh he's very well spoken uh
leonard in uh georgia has an opinion about the wine scene story leonard how are you this evening i'm doing good how are you brother nick pretty good thank you so much
i always have an opinion.
This is what I think is going on.
I believe that it's weapons of mass distraction,
just like they were touching on a while ago.
Look over here, not over here.
Look over here, not over here.
Because this shit has been going on for literally 100 hundred years fatty or buckle 1917 you should read up on him sometime i did wasn't him yeah wasn't he into kids what no no no he was
accused of uh oh rape 27 uh the rape and death of a 27-year-old lady, which was later never proved.
Yeah.
But the thing is, between them and Rock Hudson and Marilyn Monroe with her politicians and, you know, all the gay actors,
they've been covering that shit up for years.
That's the way Hollywood has always worked.
Yes.
Touching on this Weinstein thing.
his word yes touching on this weinstein thing if mr weinstein says to mrs jones or whoever come on meet me for dinner we're going to talk about this part but if mr weinstein says come
on meet me up here how sweet while i'm naked in the tub wash my crusty balls and she still goes
up there and then fames oh i didn't know i didn't I called bullshit on that. They didn't get what they wanted.
That's how that happened.
Okay, but he wasn't in the tub yet.
She just went up to the room.
He didn't call from the tub and said, come up here.
I've got to talk to you.
No, I agree.
You're a little smart-ass.
No, Leonard, I mentioned that earlier.
I said, do they have some, I mean, these women, they're strong, independent,
they can do anything men can do, so they should be responsible for their own behavior.
And I agree, if somebody like Harvey Weinstein calls you up to his suite,
and again, they'll say, playing devil advocate, they'll go,
so means what, that we should duck and we have to worry about being raped?
Well, no, but think twice.
All I picture is silence with the lambs,
the interaction between Mr. Hannibal Lecter behind the bars
and wanting to know about them sheep with Jody or them lambs with Jody.
I just picture Weinstein there going,
or them lambs with Jody.
I just picture Weinstein there going,
quid pro quo, quid quo.
And we won't need sheep, darling.
She's a big girl, sir.
Yeah, she's a big girl.
You look like a... You big old fat girl.
You about size 14, huh?
That cheap bag makes you look like a rube.
Your nipples tingling. You know? That cheap bag makes you look like a rube. But seriously, another thing I need to say, I think Nathan from Connecticut is behind all this shit.
And then the other thing, as you have alluded on, I too am a fan of Snoop Dogg because he has some semblance of damn talent.
He does.
That's all I've got to say about that.
You know what?
That coming out, that accent, you saying you like Snoop, I'm just telling you right there,
that's proof that we can break these racial barriers down and live as one miserable country.
Leonard, thank you so much.
Thank you.
You got it.
Do you hear that, Leonard?
Like Snoop.
A friend and dade.
It's a friend and nade.
This goes out to Leonard in Georgia.
He's putting some dry rub on a pork shoulder right now.
He's melodic.
You know what I'm saying?
But I also like Rick Ross
when he comes out with his filthy
Suck my dick, white bitch!
Yeah, cultures, they're all equal.
Put that right next to Sinatra.
And that's an old song, but I loves it.
Did I meet Snoop when I was on Chris Rock?
Do we have him on?
Can't remember.
By the way, Jameel Hill was suspended for two weeks.
I hope you guys can sleep tonight.
Is that another mass distraction?
So do you think this is just a big distraction?
It is.
All these stories are, despite,
that doesn't mean some girl didn't get her feelings hurt
when Harvey soaked her, you know,
had his balls soaked.
What, what, um, what should we, If we didn't have these distractions,
what would the news look like, though?
We'd be the first ones to complain
because we have no attention span.
We've been on this Vegas thing for almost three days now.
Hasn't anybody been raped in a hotel room in Hollywood,
for Christ's sake?
You know?
But because people really always complain
that the news is, it's very superficial
in this country, you know, if it
bleeds, it leads, and all that shit, but we don't,
there's no, there's no depth.
You ever watch like a five o'clock and there's no,
the stories are like a minute and a half
and they don't answer
who, what, where, it's just horrendous
reporting.
But I have this opinion that if it was really,
if we really got into stories deep,
people, again, their eyes would glaze over.
That's what we've created with the help of MTV and Tension Span and Crack Babies.
But a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Right, Jamil?
You little racist wench, you
Jesus Christ
I feel like I'm cutting a double album tonight
What am I, a coal mine?
I gotta quit smoking, too
Same
You smoke?
Almost every Saturday I have
Weed?
No
Cigarettes?
Yeah
Just on Saturday? Well, it's usually, you know, go boozing or whatever smoke? Almost every Saturday I have. Weed? No. Cigarettes? Yeah.
Just on Saturdays? Well, it's usually like, you know, go out boozing or whatever.
I'll have a few. Yeah.
That was me.
For years. But not during the week at all.
It's only social.
I used to look at people going, oh,
coffee and cigarette together? How
fucking great. Now I'm that guy. I can't wait to get on my
sit on my front steps in the woods.
See, that does sound nice.
Oh, it's nice.
I'm in my underwear.
Oh, all right.
I'm in my underwear and I go in the house.
I have to burn up 11 ticks using a Bic lighter and an aerosol can.
Tomorrow night, I'm going to talk about, I don't know,
what's the guy that gets us guests?
The heavyset kid?
What's his name?
Roland?
Is he still trying?
I know I'm going for some real big names.
I'm like, can you get me one of the strong middles
that you saw at the stress factory in the last two years?
Wait a sec.
That was you.
I'm sorry.
Tomorrow night, I'm going to touch on smoking cannabis and how it makes you violent.
And California, leading in stupid again, lowest penalty for knowingly exposing partners to HIV.
This is where you guys will talk about that and more.
Thank you so much to all the callers
tonight my red socks are out of it and uh yankees are hanging in there and uh that is it right we'll
talk to you uh tomorrow night take care of yourselves Bye.