The Nick DiPaolo Show - 223 - Facebook Collects Data
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You're listening to Nick DiPaolo on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com. Oh, yeah.
It's that time again.
It's another Monday.
Six Mondays of what?
One Thursday in a week?
Is that how it works?
How are you folks?
Nick DiPaolo Show.
866-969-1969.
866-969-1969.
Here's the phone number.
What's happening?
Me and my producer Andy Fiori.
Fresh back from the road.
And I do mean road.
Cuba, New York on a Friday.
Jesus Christ, was that some drive?
Still, folks, I'll tell you right now.
You've heard me say it on the show.
I'll drive a thousand miles before I have to go stand in the TSA line for eight fucking minutes.
And deal with assholes laying across nine seats
and people farting on planes and screaming fucking babies
and pompous TSA jerk-offs.
And again, I'll drive to Cuba, the island of Cuba.
This time it was Cuba, New York, and holy Christ.
Had some guys come backstage, a couple,
and they were bragging how they drove three
states to see us and they came from cleveland and then i found out that cuba new york's about
an hour and a half from cleveland i had driven way further than they did what are you bragging
about you should be high-fiving me and slap me on the ass for seeing you it was great though
it was great people at cuba new york came out
not one cuban in the bunch they're known for making their own uh cheese and fudge
that was my opening joke i go you know why you guys are known for making your own cheese your
own fudge it's funny because when i eat cheese i can't make my own fudge and it was fucking
rip-roaring from there folks it. I'm talking stretches of highway.
We didn't see a squirrel, a bird, a car.
I mean straightaways.
I was doing about 108.
Fiore goes, you're doing like 108.
You know, if we hit a deer, we're dead.
I said, if we hit a deer, if we hit a moth,
it's going to go through your chest like a hollow point bullet,
leave an exit wound the size of a dinner plate are you fucking kidding me a deer a tick a tick be like a fucking
diamond ah but ways you know the ways app you gotta know what the cops are both feet on the
gas pedal not one of them are both feet one on cops are Both feet on the gas pedal Not one on the Both feet
One on top of the other
On the gas pedal
We fell asleep at first
I think
I think we both fell asleep
I was behind the wheel
We both passed out
For about six minutes
Woke up
We were still straight
On the narrow
Breaking the sound barrier
Nothing
No cops
No birds
No blood
The way driving's meant to be
And I'll say it again
I'd do that way before
I'd do that before
Taking another flight to Syracuse
with Delta Airline waiting for some fat fucking stewardess
who's late for work
or me being molested by a white trash hillbilly
who's got a boyfriend in Brooklyn with grill work.
She's got a biracial kid
and she thinks I look like one of the guys on the
Practical Jokers,
Impractical Jokers.
All I had to deal with, you know, was with Fury.
That was it.
866-969-1960.
That was Cuba, New York.
They were great.
It's a small room, but it was packed out just the way we planned it.
A lot of history, and then...
Excuse me.
I had something on my throat there.
I ate two pretzel rods.
You're all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Anyways, then the next night was
Caho's New York,
which was a killer show
despite the efforts of our buddy Randy
Knifka, the councilman from the Sixth Ward Democrat.
Despite his efforts.
I had my sex and show go on. The councilman from the Sixth Ward Democrat. Despite his efforts. Oh, and did it ever, folks.
Did it ever.
They were killer.
The mayor came out.
Mayor Morse.
Bill Smith, the other councilman who had a beef with Randy.
He came out.
The mayor's daughter was with the mayor.
Pictures before the show.
Holly Brown, the woman who runs the theater.
Couldn't be nicer.
Asked me if I would shoot a special there.
After the show was over.
Give you an idea how bad it went.
It's tremendous.
The people of Cohoes.
It was a little tough.
We got there early.
We drove from Cuba.
We didn't want to spend much more time in Cuba.
No offense, Cuba people.
You were great.
But, you know, we wanted to get the fuck out of there.
We left there.
I didn't know I was going to break the sound barrier on the way there.
Me and Fiore told the promoter, we don't need a room.
We'll time it.
We'll get there maybe an hour or two before showtime.
No, we got there four hours before showtime and uh holy christ i we went to some
restaurant ate a dinner that i didn't need had had a key eight pounds of buttery potatoes was
farting for two hours stepped over homeless people in downtown and uh way too early i'm laying in a
green room in a building that was built in 1777 by some midget Puritans.
I'm laying on a dirty
fucking rug
trying to take a nap.
I got my gym bag
under my neck.
Nothing's happening.
Got on the street.
I bought a pack of cigarettes
that I was going to get stabbed.
And,
you know,
oh,
Tommy the Apprentice goes,
is there anything I can do
to make this less boring?
I go, Tom, this is show business.
I said, we timed it wrong.
It was on us.
But this part of it's boring.
The only part I enjoy is when I'm introduced.
Let's be honest.
And it was a killer show.
The mayor was right up front with his daughter and the other councilman and ripping the tits off.
And the stuff, the edgy stuff, that was
supposedly so controversial, he was
laughing at the hardest. He looked like
the mayor from Jaws.
He looked just like that mayor.
He had a suit jacket on,
jeans, just a working class dude.
I think I might have pissed the audience.
I gave Randy a couple zingers.
They had good-natured stuff, nothing mean-spirited.
But the more I thought about it, the more I resented him dragging my name through the mud in public,
saying I use the N-word and I'm racist and homophobic, all this horseshit.
You know, I'm glad I didn't think about it more than I did.
So every once in a while I'd throw a zinger in there, but nothing too mean-spirited.
And it was just, you know, the show was terrific.
The crowd's up there a killer.
And it was just, you know, the show was terrific.
The crowd's up there, killer.
You know, they're working class people who are getting porked in the ass by guys, elitist assholes like Governor Cuomo, who pretends to help these people out.
And they don't.
And they're working class people.
And they work hard and they show up.
Fury killed.
It was a sweet, both nights.
All four shows so far. Two weekends just pleasurable and uh you know they have the mayor come out and bring his daughter
uh before the show and get pictures uh you know it was it was great
so um next weekend uh i should say this weekend uh friday night march 30th uh
the the nick is right tour continues at the regent theater in arlington mass
and the next night saturday march 31st at tarrytown music hall and then the following
weekend friday april 6th the red hook brewery in portsmouth new hampshire and saturday april 7th at
the bottom of an opera house in poughkeepsie, New York.
Go to nickdip.com for all those updates, tour updates, and ticket info and stuff like that.
I'd tell you to follow us at thepawloshowsxm, but I don't think that's going to happen.
I'm being shadow banned on my personal fucking Twitter.
Am I supposed to believe they don't know about this one?
Those elitist fuckstains who run the tech industry.
I hope
Zuckerberg gets spanked.
Yeah, FTC's up his ass.
It's unbelievable.
So, good friggin' weekend
of comedy.
Beautiful.
Stormy Daniels
bags the best 60 Minutes rating
since the Obama post-election sit-down.
Why was that such a rousing?
Oh, that's right.
He's the first African-American
slash Marxist president
with his strong safety of a wife.
Stormy Daniels. Again, a weatherman from Dallas. Stormy Daniels.
Again, a weatherman from
Dallas. A throat of a
Stormy Daniels.
Her interview with Anderson Cooper. I like
to call him Cooper Anderson because there is
no difference.
Huge ratings.
Huge ratings. Sunday night, 60 60 minutes hit 16.3
slash 27 in the nelson metered markets
a big night for stormy being way up compared with the previous sundays
7.6 back in november 16 2008 the obama's interview clocked and metered marked 17.4.
Huge ratings.
Yeah, who would have guessed?
The president and, you know,
a fucking porn star.
And I believe her.
So what?
Pound it!
Trying to stop it.
So, uh, yeah.
Did you watch it at all, folks?
Pretty good.
She revealed that she got threatened, supposedly.
By somebody in the Vegas parking lot.
After she said she was going to come forward with a story.
I actually have audio of the threat.
Nobody else seemed to find this.
I did.
It's over, Kabish.
Over and done.
You call or go anywhere near him or his family,
and they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats.
That's right.
I got that audio exclusive here on the Nick DiPaolo Show.
Faction Talk 103.
Scraping her nipples off those fine... Of course, that was Patsy Parisi threatening Gloria on The Sopranos.
Tony's girlfriend.
I'm telling you but here's the real uh stormy daniels did you guys watch it was
pretty interesting i i know usually i can't but come on i fucking like this was too much
they're doing everything to take this president down i wanted to see what kind of horseshit uh
she was spewing here's her explaining how know, how the threat went down when she
first said she was going to come forward. I was in a parking lot going to a fitness class with
my infant daughter. I was taking, you know, the seats facing backwards in the backseat,
diaper bag, you know, getting all the stuff out. And a guy walked up on me and said to me,
leave Trump alone, forget the story. And then he leaned around and looked up on me and said to me leave trump along forget the story and then he
leaned around and looked at my daughter and said a beautiful little girl it'd be a shame if something
happened to her mom and then he was gone well i don't know i'm gonna be honest i'd probably
believe that it's a rough and tumble world out there. Politics, fucking porn industry.
I'm sure you've been
threatened worse than that.
Maybe some,
you know,
fucking Charles Broccoli
lookalike
said,
I'm going to open your ass
like a fucking
ripe melon.
Your first.
She says she's coming forward
now because she doesn't want
people out there
talking trash about
and lying.
Yes, we don't want a fucking Sully that's pristine reputation you have of gobbling cock.
Two and four.
Four and two.
866-969-1969.
866-969-1969.
Then Trump responded.
Well, it was one of Trump's lawyers responded to her telling that
story in 60 minutes
you stupid fucking blabbermouth
and somebody picked that up
once again Faction Talk 103
right on top of it
866-969-1960
and I want to hear what you think
I believe it all but so what
as long as you got Bill Clinton
as a Democrat
idol it doesn't matter
you had tapes
saying Trump liked to grab
women's pussies before the election
he still won
he's the Teflon Don
it doesn't matter
your guy on the left was a rapist
supposedly It doesn't matter. Your guy on the left was a rapist.
Supposedly.
So, give me a fucking break.
And you saw the Bill Maher's of the world, the cool liberal fucks.
Trump ought to go up a notch in your eyes.
I mean, it's all Bill Maher does is hire fucking hookers, I hear.
And, you know, the Playboy Mansion, he was a regular there. But yeah, let's fucking, who knows? I haven't watched Bill Maher. Maybe
he's actually given props to Trump. But I know, but CNN and MSNBC, I know they're not.
They're hanging on every word. When did Chris Wallace's daughter become such a douche? Such Such a left-leaning dude. What else can we expect?
So then there was a guy on there, a former FEC, chairman of the FEC, Federal Elections Commission, Trevor Potter, hired by Bush 1, I think, actually.
He's saying the payoff, the $130,000 that she took from Trump to say she was going to keep her mouth shut about the affair,
he's somehow saying that this could be considered a campaign contribution.
Here's Trevor Potter, no relation to Harry.
Payment of the money just creates an enormous legal mess for, I think, Trump, for Cohen,
and anyone else who was involved in this in the campaign.
Are you saying that can be seen as a contribution to benefit a campaign?
I am. It's a $130,000 in-kind contribution by Cohen to the Trump campaign, which is about $126,500 above what he's allowed to give. And if he does this on behalf of his client, the candidate, that is a coordinated, illegal, in-kind contribution by Cohen for the purpose of influencing the election, of benefiting the candidate by keeping this secret.
That's a fucking leap. Sorry, I'm no legal scholar. That's a leap.
That's a leap.
Cohen, by the way, said he took it out of his own pocket.
You know?
So, whatever.
I'm not going to pretend to be a lawyer here,
but that sounds like a bit of a leap that can be considered a campaign contribution.
But who knows?
And then you got Stormy Daniels, lawyer.
This guy, oh my God.
This guy's been on TV more
than Billy Mays billy mays yeah he's the guy who used to do the oxy until you killed him
i killed him this guy this avante her lawyer is just a media savvy steely cold he was making the
rounds you know all the hard-hitting shows, The View, MSNBC, CNN,
all the ones that really get a pushback.
But I like him because he's a gindelone.
He's got fucking dead eyes.
He was also a political operative.
He worked for Rahm Emanuel.
Yeah, so he doesn't have an axe to grind.
Please, please quit dog-styling me.
Here he is on, i think it was cnn we're going to prove
that mr cohen's statements to the american people are false that at all times mr trump knew about
this knew about the 130 000 hours was fully aware of it and with the assistance of mr cohen
sought to intimidate and put my client under his thumb.
That's what we're going to prove.
Counselor.
Counselor.
And then they show up.
They're putting up this graphic.
It's like a computer with a CD disc, supposedly.
Who knows what's on that?
They were asking him on the shows today you know whether that's video of
trump it was a funny story did you hear he gets her up in the room and he's bragging like you
would like like trump would he's got like a time magazine with him on the cover he goes did you see
this and she goes does this usually work for you and if i was trump i would have said well with
fucking whores like you take 12 dicks on film at a time? I thought it might, yeah, I thought it might
close the deal, you pig.
Does this usually work?
Does this usually work for you?
Would have taken a fucking Lysol can and put it
on my...
Fucking whore.
I don't want my rep...
They're talking, they're saying I'm a liar
out there. Can you imagine?
Aye, aye, aye.
And like I said, I believe all the shit she said.
But if it wasn't important when, you know,
when Dick had...
I'm talking about the rape allegations with Clinton,
not the other shit.
I don't even agree with that.
Who cares?
But this is hilarious.
Getting all sanctimonious on MSNBC and Chris Matthews foaming at the mouth.
It's a panting.
It's a campaign contribution.
I'm just picturing Trump.
She said he's bent over his underwear.
She was smacking him in the ass with a magazine.
Oh, my God. Let's make this movie now.
We'll have Gaffigan as Trump.
I'll play Stormy Daniels.
I'll even get
chest implants just for the movie.
Like De Niro, you know, he'd get fat for the Raging Bull.
It's
unfreaking believable. He didn't hold her down it was consensual
really breaking some ground dems anything huh again i don't the billy bush tape if that didn't
take him down i got a feeling people are gonna sneeze at this now the left is looking like the
squares oh no Extra medal of fame
We gotta get him out of a
Now who's the square
Our father who art in heaven
By the way
Speaking of heaven Villanova won
Fiore's been floating on cloud nine
They beat a very mediocre Texas tech team
Didn't look good doing it either I heard
That's what I heard from the experts.
I know.
Real quick, Brent in Maryland.
Brent.
Yes, sir.
Wait a minute.
It says Maryland, but you saw us in the Cuba show on Friday night?
Yeah.
What, did you get kidnapped?
I'm stuck in Maryland tonight.
Oh, you're stuck in Maryland tonight.
Okay.
But your home base is Cuba, New York?
No, my home base, I live in Pennsylvania, not too far from Elmira.
I heard you mention that.
I don't know if you went through that or not.
Yes, we did.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you're, that was like an hour and a half from me, but as soon as I heard you're
going to be there when you first announced the tour,
that's when I booked the ticket.
Very cool, Brent.
Very cool.
Don't say guys, say me.
I'm the headliner.
He's just an opening guy doing 20 mediocre minutes.
I wish you fucking people would learn the difference.
I brought my girlfriend.
She'd never heard either one of you guys,
and I think she took to the young santa a little bit
more than you yeah well you know what that means i'm doing my job but yeah you guys are both awesome
and uh if you ever come you know anywhere close to me again i'm definitely in to see you it was a
great show i want to explain this to your girlfriend the first lesson of comedy the guy
opening does one third the time the headliner does so in, in other words, I did three sets to his one.
Ask her what you think would be more difficult.
Well, you've got to explain these things.
Otherwise, they go, hey, you guys were great, which we were.
Fiore kills every night.
That's why I got him opening.
But I don't like to hear that shit.
It really fucking gets under my skin.
But she was a rookie.
But you brought her to that show.
She's not a virgin no more after that show.
Oh, no, she loved it.
She had a great time, and I hope
you guys didn't get asbestos poisoning.
I'm telling you.
Mesothelioma was dripping into the cheese
in the deli platter backstage.
All right, Brent. We appreciate that, buddy.
We have three Pennsylvania shows.
Good to talk to you guys. Hope to see you soon. Thanks, Brent.
I thought you were giving me the...
Although, you're pretty much there.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse there. All right. Excuse me.
Pardon me.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
Excuse me.
John in New York wants to weigh in on the Stormy Daniels thing.
And right before we go to break...
Go ahead, John.
Hey, Nick.
How you doing?
What's happening, pal?
Oh, not much.
Not much.
I think she's full of shit.
About what specifically?
I think the whole deal. Wait a minute whole deal wait a minute why didn't she did
wait why didn't she bring out the uh deposit slip from the 130 grand deposit slip and
yeah she had a deposit that check in the bank somewhere she did maybe it was cash john
Maybe it was cash, John.
It might be.
Yeah, it usually is.
You know, a dirty transaction, you don't fucking get it in a check.
And number two, what's so hard to believe about a fucking billionaire land developer, Trump, and, you know, wanting to bang a fucking porn star?
Yeah, I don't think he has to resort
to that kind of trash.
Oh, okay.
I think she should show up on Howard Stern's show
so he can ask her some real questions, you know,
like, what's his penis look like? Let's get that out.
See, now there's your problem.
You've been walked by Howard Stern's
dick material.
But, who I love too, by the way,
but I'm just saying. No, I find this very
easy to believe, but it doesn't
change anything, is my point.
But no, if you want to believe that...
No, but I mean,
even in 2011 when she got threatened,
I mean, wouldn't you go to the authorities
and say, you know, some creep just threatened me?
No, John,
you don't do that.
Because whoever threatened you hears that you went to the authorities, then you're fucking dead.
That's how it works over here.
When I say over here, I mean Sirius Radio, the building.
Well, usually they don't warn you anyway.
They just treat you, don't they?
Where are you calling from, anyways?
A monastery?
I got Monk John on.
I'm driving a truck, Nick.
I'm just bringing a load of pigs up to New York City.
A load of pigs stop off at Trump Tower.
They go to the Chinese market down there.
Oh, a load of rats, you said.
Well, some of them are about that size.
All right, John.
Good call, buddy.
All right.
Drive safe.
Yep, thanks.
Thanks.
Tell us how
Allison won the land.
I don't think that...
You know, you got a check.
Yeah, you got a cashier's check
made out to
fucking
stormy
big tits McDaniels.
I don't think a guy would do a thing like that.
Hey, Wally.
Gee, babe.
If Dad fucked Stormy Daniels, I don't know.
Mom's still pretty, so that's kind of creepy and stuff.
Did you get my message?
Yeah, I wrote you back last night.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
You better check your phone.
I didn't get nothing, yo.
Dude, my phone is fucking...
Your phone is Mama Luke.
All right, let's take a break.
We'll talk more about the 60 Minutes interview.
I enjoyed it.
Again, that's one even I couldn't resist.
I usually don't go for this gossip TMC horseshit, but come on.
This is hilarious.
It's hilarious what the Dems are doing to take him down and i
wanted to see what the next step was and how they're going to twist it and they brought in
that uh guy from the fbc saying this could be a car you know campaign contribution contribution
and whatnot 866-969-1969.
You're listening to the Nick DiPaolo Show on Faction Talk, Sirius XM 103.
Go to Dave in D.C. who works half the week in Silicon Valley.
Dave, what's going on?
Hey, so basically, you know, when I saw that report this morning, or well, over the weekend,
I sat there and said, well, everybody's doing this.
I mean, it's not a big surprise, and it's been going on for at least five, seven years.
The problem is, I mean, we can ask for our privacy back, and trust me, I mean, I got out of
Facebook. I don't have anything on, you know, what, Instagram or Twitter or anything like that.
You want to see some really evil shit, read up on Uber and what they did to avoid, you know,
what the self-driving and, you know, the cops and whatnot,
they actually were able to essentially isolate individual phones and they gave them fake cars to basically, they would put out calls for Lyft drivers and basically put in fake calls.
And they wouldn't, as a result, these drivers were leaving Lyft and going to Uber.
All sorts of awful stuff.
But the point is, is that all that data gets pulled.
And it never goes away.
And I mean, everybody talks about that.
Once you post on the internet, that's it.
But between that and the market research from, you know, places like Nielsen,
they tie all this stuff together.
So you buy something at the store, you know, from wherever,
then that data broker
like if you're using a uh a loyalty card or whatever yeah that data goes to a marketer
and that may in fact i mean it may be facebook it may be any number of those those things and
then they can correlate that to your online activity and that's why there's a lot and that's
why and that's why i know but we're not all and stuff going on. And that's why... I know,
but we're not all aware of it, Dave.
You work in Silicon Valley,
so you're more aware
of this shit.
I wouldn't know,
you know...
Yeah, yeah.
But I do know
that's why they're trying
to get rid of cash.
It's going to make
all that even easier.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, but you know,
I mean,
and that's the thing.
Like, people think
Bitcoin's not traceable.
That's kind of the common myth.
It is traceable. And most of it... I'm not saying it's bad. I think it's the future, but people
are kidding themselves that they think they can be private anymore, and I do everything
I can to keep my persona or whatever off the web at this point, but you can't stop it.
I'm doing everything I can to put it on the web.
Shut them down.
Yeah, nothing but dick pics.
No, I just, no, no, I've never, no, I'm a fucking, I'm an entertainer.
We use it for fucking promotion purposes.
That's all it's good for, for me, and it works.
Sorry, I thought I was talking to Jim Norton for a minute.
I'm sorry.
Yes, let's not confuse the two ever, please.
What do you do in Silicon Valley, Dan?
Basically, I just work on projects.
I go back and forth.
There's a little bit of lobbying and all that, but mostly, I mean, mostly it's just projects.
I got a dull existence most of the time.
But, you know, hey, honestly, that's why I listen to your show and, you know, why I love comedy.
You got to have some fun while you're driving in this shit.
Otherwise, you're just going to beat somebody on the side of the road.
No, you're exactly right, Dave.
So, well, good call, man.
Appreciate it.
Hey, definitely.
Thank you.
You have a good night.
Take care.
Didn't understand a word he said.
Anyways, well, I know it's not the government collecting.
It's, you know it What's the difference?
Facebook is a government now
How about that Zuckerberg's right from Dobbs Ferry
Here in Westchester
Right down the street from me
About 15 miles
I'm going to visit his parents
Be ashamed if something happened to Mrs. Zuckerberg
I say that messing around
Of course tonight something's going to happen Mrs. Zuckerberg's going say that messing around. Of course, tonight something's going to happen.
Mrs. Zuckerberg's going to slip in the shower.
I'm falling.
I'm fucking.
Whatever.
866-969-1969.
Who has deleted their Facebook account or Twitter accounts because of this type of nonsense?
Call me now, all one of you.
I'm still on Twitter and I'm shadow banned.
My people aren't even seeing my shit.
Unbelievable.
My number's going backwards.
Cumstains.
Each and every one of them.
You know, there's a left-legged...
It's been fun watching the lib media play these kids, too.
All weekend, these fucking little... I the lib media play these kids to all weekend.
These fucking little I'm starting to hate these kids now.
This is going to increase school shootings if they don't fucking watch themselves.
Seriously, that David Hogg, that little fucking weasel.
We're listening to him.
I put an MS.
I put on.
I don't know.
MSNBC.
They have three black teens on there who are illiterate i'm supposed to
this is how we're going to make fucking paul seriously and well they're all you know fucking
any teenager campus reform went on uh asking kids at the rally do they know what an assault
weapon is not one of them could answer it. Oh my god.
Fucking
and the lib media is playing these kids
like a, for all it's worth.
Meanwhile
Soros is probably shelling out the fucking money
for the buses and the, oh but
it's all organic. They're fucking
kids. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
I don't give a shit if they're through a trauma or not.
It's not how you make policy.
Fucking ridiculous.
Look at Rachel Maddow
just pounding it out.
Working extra
hard.
So let's
talk about
basketball.
Fiore went to Villanova Very excited on Friday night
Couldn't keep it in his pants
And
So they will be facing Kansas I believe
Yes
Which they beat Duke was it?
Correct
Is that correct?
Yes
And then we get the Cinderella over there
Loyola Chicago
Loyola Chicago
With the nun in her late hundreds in the chair
Sister Jean
And they're playing Michigan
So
Seed wise the four left
Who's Villanova won?
Villanova Kansas won seeds
And if you want to go overall
Villanova was the number two
No out of the four that's left how would they go? It would go Villanova was the number two. No, out of the four that's left, how would they go?
It would go Villanova, Kansas, Michigan, Loyola.
Uh-huh.
Good chance to win it all.
And again, I watched the games, looked at the wife.
I go, look, we're five minutes into the game.
It's a two-point lead.
I go, watch this.
Switched over to the Bruins or whatever was on.
Went back an hour and a half later, four minutes left, two-point lead i go watch this switched over to the bruins or whatever was on went back an hour and a half later four minutes left two-point lead i just i don't know how you
guys do it i don't get it and i noticed the shooting is not what it was from the outside
like it used to be they would go go watch a gold clips of duke when bobby hurley was there and
reddick they would drain these guys can't shoot foul shots even it's all one-on-one shit it's still
exciting as hell don't get me wrong get don't get me wrong but i i it's flawed man i just
i just well you love hockey when somebody takes a slap shot and scores in hockey even if it's
five minutes into the game that might hold up that's that's why you're excited when there's
offense and i just don't understand watching two teams trading baskets
for two fucking hours
before it means anything.
And if that doesn't happen,
that means one team
went on a run
and it's a blowout.
Somebody, please.
Yes, they're great athletes
and all that
and the tremendous...
It does get exciting though, boy
This ought to be terrific
I can't wait
Huh? Kansas Villanova?
I can't wait
Fiore is thrilled
He's out of his
There was a guy working at the Cuba Theater who also went to Villanova back in 1871
And him and Andy would join at the hips the whole time
Matt in Arizona wants to talk about Ultimate and Gun Company.
Matt, what's up?
Hey, Nick.
So you just mentioned George Soros and the whole gun stuff and everything.
There's a big conspiracy theory in the gun world going around about how George Soros,
who owns Cerebrus Capital, just happens to own the Remington Outdoor Company, which is ROC.
And two days after George Soros bankrupted Chapter 11, Remington, the Parkland shooting occurred.
Okay, I'm trying to put that together and how that would work, but I don't have the mind. Well, everybody knows that gun sales only spike and rise when there's fear of gun revolution.
Right, confiscation.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So Soros went about a year under Trump with very, very limited gun sales.
Gun sales went down about 60% across the country.
Yeah.
about 60% across the country.
And so this is a conspiracy theory in the gun world,
that something happened there where Soros basically files Chapter 11,
there's a shooting in the school, and now we have, what, four weeks,
four or five weeks now of constant gun marches and everything.
Meanwhile, this guy in, what, Maryland saves two people. And you don't hear anything about it.
And you don't hear boo about this guy
who's a national goddamn hero, and
you can't find him on the news anywhere. I noticed
that, even myself. I remember
reading that going, oh, I'll see this on TV
tonight. And, you know,
maybe Tucker might have mentioned it, but
nowhere to be found. Nothing
but these kids. And again, I'm not, you know,
I feel for what they... First of all, not, you know, I feel for what they...
First of all, these, you know,
I don't know how many millions
were marching this week
and they all weren't victims
of gun violence
and their friends,
they didn't watch their friends
get shot, number one.
And number two,
an NRA member
has never killed anybody.
Is that correct?
True.
It's unbi...
It's just fucking...
I keep putting on CNN, MSNBC,
and then there's this Cuban girl
with a shaved head.
She's like 17.
She's got a jacket
with a Cuba flag on it.
She's just...
She's already angry.
She's always...
She's already a hateful
little fucking radical
because, you know,
the boys didn't like her
or whatever.
You can just see
who they go after.
And it's who...
It's like radicalizing
people online.
Like ISIS, they get the guys that have no fucking parents, no life, no...
And boy, the media playing these kids, and they're part of it.
It's really sickening, isn't it, man?
Without a doubt, these last five or six weeks have been just a microcosm of just how manipulative the media, the mainstream media can be.
I mean, you have a horrific incident in Parkland.
I mean, everybody is, you know, terrified by a situation like this.
Of course.
And then you have our president come out and say, okay, this is what I think we need to do.
We're going to work with the NRA.
We're going to arm people.
It's the best solution to a problem that we have.
And then it actually happened.
His exact solution actually happened
and stopped another potential mass murder.
And it gets shoved under the rug.
Yeah, you don't hear anything about it.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, in any sane world or sane media environment,
they would say, hey, wow, look at this.
This is a perfect example of what can happen
if we do have trained, armed people in a school.
This was potentially another situation where there could have been major fatalities, and
it was completely stopped by a good person with a gun.
I kind of blame the Trump administration for that.
That's sort of like with George W.
Somebody in the Trump administration, other than Sarah Sanders, Huckabee, whatever her
name is, should be out there pointing that out on every show.
Yeah, I guarantee you, though, that somebody on the inside of the Trump administration,
right or wrong, I don't know the answer to that,
but they probably said, you can't throw this back in the public space.
It will be completely insensitive.
Well, yeah.
We're still reeling from the last situation.
You can't go out and say, hey, guess what, guys?
I was right.
Look, it totally works.
Well, yeah, don't have Trump do it, but
have somebody under him do it.
A press secretary mention it or whatever, but
you're exactly right.
They've pounded that children angle,
which the Dems love to do
any time. I mean, they
bring it into any issue. It could be taxes.
It could be immigration. Always work
in that child angle. And if you say
these kids are full of shit, we shouldn't be listening to them.
You're just a fucking cold-hearted bigot.
I mean, they work that.
And the only reason that works is because all the mainstream media is complicit in it.
Yep.
It's tiring.
It really is.
It's just another angle that if, hey, if big government isn't here to take care of you, the world is going to give a shit.
Let us do everything.
Meanwhile, everything that the big government touches goes to complete hell in a handbasket.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, Matt, thanks for the call.
Appreciate it.
All right, Nick, take care.
Brian in California.
What's this?
Woodson get fired?
Hey, Nicky.
Brian.
It's Jack Tatum's caddy.
How do you like that, Frank? This guy actually, he was Jack Tatum's caddy. How do you like that, Frank?
This guy actually, he was Jack Tatum, former Oakland Raider, the late, great Jack Tatum.
Literally, he's a golf caddy.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Hey, listen.
Right.
Well, you know, I just want to give you a quick call.
I haven't been able to call in a few weeks, but, you know, what's going on now here in California have, you know, with what's going on with Sessions? Can we get these libtards out of the way so we can actually have a state that actually makes sense?
And A, that's A. B, do you ever see California being one or two states, like North Carolina, South Carolina?
You know, I'm not stupid, but you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, Northern California, Southern California.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's all so liberal.
I mean, in the South, you've got Hollywood, which, I mean, Christ's sake, they're the exporters of this liberal horseshit all over the world, never mind just in our country.
And then you've got Silicon Valley.
Could you get any up north?
I don't know.
Where are you going to split it?
Sacramento?
Fucking Bakersfield?
I don't know.
I don't know the state.
I don't have a map.
But I don't know. If I lean right the state. I don't have a map. But I don't know.
If I lean right in my politics, I'd get out of there.
But, you know, I worked in the Silicon Valley for 12 years.
Well, actually, I still do.
Porn?
But I don't work in the Valley.
But for 12 years, I worked there.
And I just didn't open my mouth because i didn't share their liberal
point of views right and if i did i'd have been just ran out of there so you come over to the
central northern you know kind of the more republican side of the of the state and you're
more accepted obviously right but my point being is i think there's going to be a revolution in
california and whether you like it or not people are tired of what's going to be a revolution in California, and whether
you like it or not, people are tired of what's going on on the left coast.
And when I say left coast, you lived out here.
Yeah.
That whole beach community, from San Francisco all the way down to San Diego.
Well, hold on, Brian.
When you say a revolution, I think you mean a kind of a civil war within the state.
No, not a civil war within the state. No, not at all.
I mean, I'm being facetious.
But, I mean, there's going to be people, like, not taking up arms, but there's going to be people.
They're tired.
Well, actually, there is people.
They're very tired of this.
We're the silent majority.
The major majority are on the coast.
And you know this.
You've been there and it's a joke
because california is not what you would think it would it actually it is people throughout the
country never to california they think it's all hollywood and beach and sand and you know you see
right no no you know you go people go hunting fishing and right what they do it's a beautiful
state physically right it's the reason it's so many people
attracted to it back in the day.
It's physically beautiful.
Offers something for everyone.
But it's been tainted by fucking
Hollywood and Silicon Valley
and
I know Orange County used to be
Republican and shit, but I gotta believe that's shrinking.
And between that and illegals,
it's a fucking mess.
And people leaving in droves, the numbers don't lie.
For the last 10 years, no state has had more people leave than California.
I've read that a few times.
That leads me to my last question, because I know you've got to run.
Not really.
Take your time.
The people that are running, and I'm telling you, I'm a native California.
I want to go. And I'm sure there's people listening to your show going, you, I'm a native California. I want to go.
And I'm sure there's people listening to your show going, you know what, Brian, get the fuck up and go.
But I'm telling you right now, it is more liberals coming in, and the Republicans don't have a say, or the independents.
And the bottom line is, like you said, Orange County used to be somewhat 50-50%.
Now it's probably 80-20%.
And I'm guesstimating just from the poll figures.
I can't see how somebody could stay here and survive based on the political upbringing.
Look, when you bring in Jerry Brown twice and his father once, you're a fuck.
And Galvin Newsom is the next governor.
You're ass over a tea bottle.
All right.
The thing is, I mean, I don't know how you leave the girl from Giovanni or whatever her name is from Fox News.
But, I mean, come on.
The guy's got problems.
All right, Bri.
Good call.
I'm sure it was.
No, it was.
Thank you.
All right.
God bless.
I'm wrapping up the show.
I appreciate the call.
Real quick.
Gates.
I'll rip through.
All right.
Five. Five.
Four.
This weekend, see me and Mr. Fury.
The Region Theater, Arlington, Mass.
That's Friday night.
Saturday night, Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, New York.
April 6th, Red Hook Brewery, Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
April 7th, The Bottom On, Poughkeepsie, New York.
April 13th, The Paramount Theater, Rutland, Vermont.
April 14th, Barrington Stage Company, Pittsfield, Mass.
April 20th, Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York.
April 21st, Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
April 27th, Majestic Theater, Pottsville, PA.
April 28th, the Kirby Center, Wilkes-Barre, PA.
And in May, May 4th, Jonathan's, Agunquit, Maine
And the final leg of this tour, May 5th, Schubert Theater, New Haven, Connecticut
And go to nicktip.com for the ticket information
It's been great so far
The guy, Tommy, that's running this and promoting this thing has done a tremendous job For the ticket information. It's been great so far.
The guy Tommy that's running this and promoting this thing.
Has done a tremendous job.
And we've had a great time.
As long as we stay away from the airports.
But anyways.
That is about it kids.
Thank you to all the callers tonight.
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