The Nick DiPaolo Show - Bass-Newsom Feeling Heat| Nick Di Paolo Show #1677

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Trump Trolling, LAFD DEI  and more! Like what you hear?  Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO 3/13/2025 - Hyena’s, Albuquerque, NM 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS - https://bio.site/nickdipaolo

Music Don't you ever try to fuck me. Why not? I never said that to anybody. I mean, girls. When I was single. Got AIDS twice. Took Mentos, got rid of it. Now, here's Phil with the weather.

How are you folks? Monday, if you notice the unenthusiastic tone. How was your weekend? I don't know. I've been watching the NFL for what, 111 years now. Since I was six, I'm going to be 63 at the end of this month. So that's 57 years. And I never had trouble finding a fucking game.

It was either NBC, ABC, CBS, ESPN. Anybody else have trouble this weekend? And no, I'm not a Luddite. I don't know if you'd say, you don't know I'm not a Luddite. I don't know. You don't know anything about technology? None of that. I have Amazon Prime. I know when to watch the Thursday. This weekend they just fucking, I could, here's a story I got to tell you because it's so fucking hilarious. It's me getting old, losing my mind. Combination. Because I told my wife later on in the day, I was so embarrassed

what I did, I didn't tell her when she was sitting next to me. Later on in the day I tell her, and she goes, it's not you. There was an article saying that the people complaining NFL games are all over the place and it's only going to get worse, they said. So I said, oh good, makes me feel a little better. Dallas had mentioned before we broke for the weekend, that the Eagles and, who was it? Eagles, Packers were going to play. I remember him saying that. So I watched the Chargers game, and I was assuming that they were on, right after them on Saturday.

I don't know why. Oh, I do know why. Well, anyway, so I go to the guide, right, and it says NFL Network Packers Eagles. So I choose it and the game starts. It's in Brazil. Right there. Again, if I was in my 40s at least, I'd go, no, this is, I go, I go, they're playing in Brazil a playoff game? I know they do that. They're on the least, I'd go, no, this is, I go, I go, they're playing in Brazil a playoff game? I know they do that. They're on the right, I said, maybe they're trying to promote, you know? They're trying to make this a global league. So I go, I talk myself into, oh, they're

probably doing a playoff game this year. And I'm watching the fucking game. And there were a few hints that it wasn't a current game. Chuck Bednarik led in tackles for the Eagles. If you guys are football fans, that's hilarious. If you're not, go fuck yourself. And I'm going, OK. And then the fucking Steelers go up. I don't know. And here's the other thing I'd even tell you.

They're editing. Right after a guy runs a play and it gets tackled, it would cut to them at the line of scrimmage again. And I go, maybe they're, this is how I'm trying to convince myself that it's not me that's going crazy. I go, oh, they're trying something new, cutting out the dead air cut.

And I watch for another like 10 minutes before I go, wait the fuck a minute. I look up in the corner in the tiniest font, it goes week one. I look up in the corner in the tiniest font, it goes, week one. Week one. And I watched it for like 20 minutes. You understand how embarrassed? I felt the heat come up my face.

My wife's sitting there reading. Got a reader, as Bill Hicks said. And I didn't even say anything. And then later on, I told her. And she goes, yeah, the article, people. What was it on? Peacock? Peacock Peacock

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That was, that just cracked me to fuck up. What else? Made beef stew. Oh god, I didn't even send you pics. I go, we're going to stop with this. I'm boring the shit out of them. It's so funny, I make the beef stew and then I'm fucking, I'm on X. And this is like an hour later, somebody goes, hey, did you make it one of my fans?

Did you make a beef stew recipe on your bitching kitchen thing? Can you send me that? And I go, what are you fucking looking at my window? How the fuck do you know that? So I go, yeah, I just fucking made it. Like a good fella, I sent it out then. You know what's going to happen. He's going to get food poisoning.

I'll be in court on Judge Judy. He'll shit my pants. Hey, it's not mine. I stole it off the Food Network. Bobby Flay's lawyer's gonna have to come in. Ina Gatner. Anyways, that was it for the weekend. I've never, go ahead.

Yeah, sorry. What else? College football playoffs. College football, yeah, who cares? Solid games. College, great games. Just great, great. And this is great promotion for college football.

You know what I mean? These games when nothing else is on. And Notre Dame over Penn State. That guy just can't win the big games at Penn State. I hate to say that when people say that about coaches because it's not completely true. But they play pretty good. And then what was the other one Dallas Ohio State Texas Ohio State scary

and funny the beginning of the year they're talking college football they said I remember reading an article before the season even something about Ohio State having a 30 million dollar roster when you include NIL and all this shit apparently they weren't kidding. But Notre Dame folks, what did they lose in week two of the regular season? Yeah, to Northern Illinois. And everybody's like, oh my God, these guys are going to stink this year. They haven't lost since.

And they've been averaging over 20 points killing people. And looked great against Texas, who's a real fucking. So isn't it amazing we talk SEC, SEC, SEC, and you get Ohio State, Notre Dame. And that, again, because of the portal and all that other bullshit. So it's good for football. I personally would lean Ohio State,

as far as if I had the money, but I'm not saying I want them. I guess I gotta pull for Notre Dame because Gerald Morgan, my buddy who played at Notre Dame on the Crowder Show. Anyways, let's get to it. Trump trolls Trollop. Do you guys see this one? This is why I gotta love Trump. Don't think that he came up with these things, but he approves them. He goes, oh yeah, put it in there. She's a dope. President-elect Donald Trump trolled Vice President Kamala Harris on Sunday by posting an online parody conversation. I don't know who did it but it was pretty goddamn funny based on a viral video of him chatting it up with President Barack Obama during Jimmy Carter's funeral. He's rubbing it in Kamala's fucking face.

You get nothing. You lose. He'll lose. I win. The seemingly friendly chat between Trump and Obama on Thursday raised eyebrows and left observers wondering what the pair discussed, leading up to the 39th President's memorial service. At the National Cathedral, Trump jokingly filled in the gaps when he posted a parody video on truth social with fake audio dubbed into the real video. I like how they make it sound like Trump sat it on his computer and go on fuck that watch it But here's the video and whoever did it it was Turned and you got to turn it up because it's hard to hear I think they put this goddamn music in the background It's like a water print bad. I did what I could to help her. She was for it

You know what I realized? So much. Well, Mr. President. For a second time. Brock, very nice to see you. Congratulations. So how you doing? I'm a lot better, Dad. Yeah, I bet.

Hillary, you've won. Oh, really? Oh, come on. Anyone could beat her. Hit me? I was just as appalled. You know what happened? He just got a little bit of a head start. win only oh come on anyone could beat her didn't me i was just as appalled you know what happened he just didn't want to leave i know

he just didn't want to leave you got two guys doing impressions that are dead on or maybe now today you can take their voices and do it Right do it that whatever either way I thought that was pretty pretty funny and they owe and then it was another one they sat together and I Really got to believe Don't forget Barack as much. We can't stand his politics and I think his fingerprints are all over a lot of this shit We hate as much we can't stand his politics, and I think his fingerprints are all over a lot of the shit we hate.

He did respect Trump as a politician. He came right up and said, don't underestimate this guy, after his first term, I think he said. And he was the last one to jump on the Kamala train, if you remember correctly. So some of that is parody, but it's true. He knew that bitch was finished. But that's what you get, Mr. Obama, with all your DEI horse shit, racist, sexist, homophobic

America. There you go. Who are these people? So yeah, it's been a whirlwind, hasn't it, as far as DEI taking it in the face between – anyway, let's move on before I lose my everybody knows you never go full retard yeah everybody but California and our West Coast stupid tonight and boy it's a West Coast stupid flourishing with these fires and shit and I'll preface it again I don't want to see anybody have this

happen to me 24 people have died and, well, don't make it political. Well, you have to. You kind of have to when it's the direct cause for the tragedy, in my opinion. LA battles its worst fire in history. Fire Department's highly paid diversity head, the fire department has a diversity head. I'll say it again, I'll keep saying it, you might get sick of me, go to my album Born This Way and hear me screaming about diversity in 1998. Facing an inferno of backlash after a bizarre comment surfaced in which she appears to defend DEI hiring by blaming victims. In a video, this was breathtaking, even in this age of PC, we thought we've seen it all, mental illness, in a video of defending the department's DEI hiring practices, Deputy

Chief Christine, I'm surprised she doesn't go by Christopher, Christine Larson who heads, listen to this, heads the Equity, right, Fake Religion Equity, and Human Resources Bureau, addressed accusations that the female firefighters aren't strong enough to carry a man out of a burning building. That was the only one thing she addressed. I don't know who wrote this article. That was the least offensive thing. And she said a lot of other, I put this in ignorant shit,

that you won't believe. This one, even people on the left are going, what the fuck? This might be the nail, this might be the one that wakes them up. Maybe not. They're so goddamn stuck in their ways. Listen to this PC horse shit that just spills out of her mouth.

It's just, it's been driven into her head. It's an example of how deep you can get into somebody's head with propaganda. Listen to this. That's a woman, by the way. You wanna see somebody that responds to your house, your emergency, whether it's a medical call or a fire call, that looks like you.

It gives that person- Pause. Oh, fucking idiot. you want somebody coming up the ladder when you're in a burning building you want them to look like you that way because they'll be more familiar with your lifestyle that's been a mantra of the left forever you know we need black police they can relate to black it is such fucking horse shit and that's the one that made me almost fucking faint. Can you imagine coming up the ladder, you're burning and a white guy's come up, you're

black and you go, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'll burn. So I posted a tweet saying, she says that you want the person, the firefighter to look like you. And I go, bitch, you don't get me out of this fire in two minutes. I'm going to look just like you're black. It's a beautiful tweet, ladies and gentlemen. Just beautiful. By the way, I put one out about the fires. We should have put it in the show, huh? Let me brag about a tweet.

That's where my career is at. But the most likes I've ever got, I think, was 8,000 on a tweet. I put one up. You guys have probably seen it, since you're fans of mine. It was like Friday I put it up. And it was one of these idiot sign language guys going nuts, I mean really, playing it up. And he did this for a second.

So I freeze my TV. I took a picture. And I said, according to the sign language guy, there was a press conference about the fires, a gay rabbit started the fire. I go to bed, it was like 4,000, I go, wow, that was fast. I wake up, it was at 14,000. It ended at 32,000, which means absolutely nothing in the long term. But 1.7 million people saw it, right?

Is that what that means, the analytics? Which is fucking, that made me laugh so goddamn hard. It's like, well, you know what that is? Why I like doing that? It's like getting a laugh at home. You know, as comedians, we need immediate feedback. And it's kind of like that. But my man in the top is like, it's fucking, you know,

Twitter's useless, X is useless, and it is. It's a sewer where people fight and shit. If you wanna promote your gigs and sell things, your Facebook, Instagram, stories, and he's right about all that shit. But I go, Tom, you gonna tell me 1.7 million people are exposed to something new? They didn't all know who the fuck I was.

And then he goes to me, he goes, did you put your website or your dates on there? I go, no. I said, you've been telling me that X is useless for that shit. So why would I? And he goes, you answered your own question. And I went, I didn't even know. I'm like, is he right?

Am I the dummy or is he the, was he admitting he was wrong or am I a fuck? He won't watch this. He'll never see this ironically early cost estimates oh Jesus course imagine me skipping over the most juicy bits go ahead. More ease knowing that somebody might understand their situation better if she's strong enough to do this or you couldn't carry my husband out of a fire which my response is he got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire. So there her dyke-ness comes out. Her angry inner lesbian soul comes out. Can you imagine a guy

saying that? A real guy, I mean. About a woman. Well, you couldn't get my wife out of there. Yeah, well, she probably started it in the kitchen, the dumb bitch. Basically, that's the equivalent of it. Can you imagine? It shows you where they've taken this thing. And even people on the left will go, oh my God. And did I mention Corolla's rant? I did, didn't I, last week?

Yeah, he's right on About this this will change how they vote because again their house burnt down Everybody can talk a good game about diversity and being fair until it hits your fucking house This is almost a godsend. I'm sorry people had to die to make the point same with the truck terrorists in New Orleans But boy did it shine a light on who you vote for and why this is a great show how the fuck am I not on Fox fuck Fox give me that's too tame for me give me get to come up with something what do they call it I don't call it alt fault alt somebody come up with something anyways early cost estimates for all the What do they call it? I don't know. Call it alt fault. Alt.

Somebody come up with something. Anyways, early cost estimates for all the wildfires, get this, in southern Cal, how about 135 billion to 150 billion? By the way, there's still fires going on. And, you know, still they're not even contained, some of them, which would top the damage from any hurricane to hit the US. Accept the traitor. Give it time. Critics argue that LAFD, Los Angeles Fire Department, had been too preoccupied with

DEI vanity. Critics? Who are the critics? Oh, you mean the right-wing people who have been saying it for 40 years? Are you going to admit you're wrong now about everything? I feel vindicated sitting around comedians for years and keeping my mouth shut just because I didn't feel like arguing before I go on stage and have nothing left. Preoccupied with DEI vanity projects to properly staff and equip its firefighters.

Projects that Larson was paid 300, this broad that you just saw, was paid $307,000 to manage the fire department in 2023. $307,000 and ironically, you're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Emphasis on fire. You're fired.

Bye bye. Bye bye. bye bye. Just picture a white male saying that. I had a bit on stage years ago too about the, it was in New York, a firefighter sued. He was a white guy, got higher scores and they wouldn't, no San Francisco, wouldn't let him on the fighter park. And I had something bitter about it. I want somebody coming up them Somebody coming up the fucking ladder to say milk's a tip O'Neill Irish guy veiny nose Not abroad with purple hair and three rings in a clit no, that would be fun those could heat up though. Oh

That was gross Hey boys and girls ladies and gentlemen I got a few dates coming up here early in 2025 I can't believe I'm still doing this That was gross. Hey, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, I got a few dates coming up here early in 2025. I can't believe I'm still doing this. Personally, again, I'd rather sell fentanyl to school children in Mexico. Fooled you.

Go to nickdip.com, click on the tour button, you'll see February 20th. Why don't I read off the teleprompter? Brick Town Comedy Club on February 20th, Tulsa, Oklahoma. February 21st, the very next night, Funny Bone, St. Louis, Missouri. And then after that, March 13th, Hyene is in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Never been there. Can check that state off. April 25th, Cahos Music Hall, Cahos, New York. It's a beautiful little theater. Wow, we're into May already? That's enough, I'm gonna tell Tommy, that's good. That's good, I'm waiting for the, whatever the, anyways, tour dates, May 15th.

I read tour dates again. May 15th and 16th, one of the best rooms in the country, at least for me, Zany's in Rosemont, Illinois. The name doesn't do it justice. It's a beautiful comedy room. And just, I murder there. People ask me, I would have to say Chicago might be my favorite as far as people not flinching at P. Again, it's hard to tell with me because I finally got a following of people who lean right. So it's hard to tell. We know Chicago's very liberal when you talk about the city council and the communists running the fucking city and Lori Lightfoot

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