The Nick DiPaolo Show - Bass Should Be “Fire-d” | Nick Di Paolo Show #1676

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about an AI Putin Movie, Karen Bass and Cali’s Hellscape and more! Like what you hear?  Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show, get a 4-week trial, free postage, & a digital scale with code DIPAOLO at https://www.stamps.com MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO 3/13/2025 - Hyena’s, Albuquerque, NM 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS - https://bio.site/nickdipaolo

Music playing Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape! Who, me? dirty ape who me hi everybody welcome to the show on a Thursday which equal a Friday for me and Dallas the fuck else has a podcast four days a week anyway she's got to make a living can't rely on fentanyl the rest of your life you know I'm saying the sales of are, pfft, Trump's backing up. It's everything that Trump effected. Good to be with you. I wake up, I'll tell you, I wake up in the morning thinking about LA.

As you know, not a big fan of the people and their politics, but lived out there. And holy Christ. And we got an interesting clip from Alex Jones. And you can all laugh at me and whatever, because they always do that with Alex. Oh, paranoid tin foil hat, blab hat, blabla, blabla. Then a year later or even less sometimes, or maybe longer, you go, oh my God, he's

right on the money. Because he has sources all over the place, folks. Okay? He's not paranoid, he's not nuts. He scares you with his voice. But he said something I'm sorry I'm not going to argue with because it crossed my mind. Anyways, we'll get to that in a second.

What else? Tonight, folks. College football fans, you got Penn State and Notre Dame playing tonight to see who goes to the championship game. Dallas isn't going to watch it. His wife's taking him to the Nutcracker. he goes he loves the Nutcracker. I said I said was it your idea Gianni? He goes no. He told me if you don't get it. I just love the sets. He does. He doesn't even listen. He's staring at the I don't know. The male

dentures groins. Oh I guess you could call those sets. He says it the sets, the sets of balls. Oh, me and Andy took Gianna in Dallas to a Christmas spectacular, you know, just trying to be nice and this is why I'm not fucking nice. And it was fun for about 12 minutes. and then it was as corny as somebody said on a roast as Oprah's shit after 4th July picnic. That was the longest hour. Oh fuck you man I saw you tapping your foot once. Tell me about it you think I've ever been to a play before I met you? We left at intermission. We did didn't we? Well we all did, not just them.

I wanted to stay. I thought there was some good toe-tappers in there. I'm dreaming of a fucking Asian Christmas. All kinds of, it was very inclusive. Fuck your mother, those days are over. Yes, they, yes, so note that ain't Penn State. Oh, a delicious matchup. And then tomorrow night, if it couldn't get any better, Georgia, Ohio State.

I so far, the most, I picked Oregon, that's what I know. I don't know what happened to them. They had beat Ohio State during the season and two other teams in the tournament and they just fucking folded up. Now Ohio State, I don't know if they've been playing possum but right now to me they're the ones and they were talking about them preseason how much money they had because you know the transfer portal and NIL and all that shit and they said they have like a 30 million dollar roster meaning whatever all the all the fucking great kids players want

to go to Ohio State because they can it It's a high profile. You know how it works. Anyways, I'm just saying, if you're a football fan of any level, do yourself a favor. Yeah, I think it's going to be Ohio State, Notre Dame. Yeah, Penn State's never under this guy won a big game, ever. That's what I'm holding against. And Notre Dame looked goddamn good. Sort of Penn State, but Notre Dame looked really good. And I had another point.

Maybe it'll come back when I have the copy. Yeah, they look tremendous. And this guy's not a big, you never know in these games. You know, one or two fumble. That's the beauty of this thing anyways let's get to it since we got a lot of shit I'll rip right through it at a beautiful pace AI potent a Polish filmmaker Polish. He probably makes the films backwards. You hear Jimmy Durante over there? A Polish filmmaker is set to premiere his English language movie which includes the

Russian president's face, meaning Putin, imposed on an actor using AI. The movie called Putin, put a lot of work into that, will debut on January 10th and is Patrick Vegas, he's a Polish fella. Putin, put a lot of work into that, will debut on January 10th in his Patrick Vega's, he's a Polish fella, I don't know how with the name Vega and a face like that, looks like he lives in fucking Washington Heights in New York, Patrick Vega's first English language film and was said to have cost 15 million to produce, not that bad, I'm guessing AI is expensive, artificial intelligence is used throughout

the film to create an, of course it is, it's a Polish guy, it's artificial intelligence. Who's with me? Welcome to 1940. Anyways, used throughout the film to create an image of the president. To achieve this, now listen, a Polish actor named Sławia Sobala, very good, loved him enough to spend two years trying to learn Putin's mannerisms, two years, again, slow, polar, and body language. The technology was then used to superimpose the politician's face onto Sobala's head. And that's how they do it. If you watch, they do that when they make video games, right? They put all these things all over and it's actual body movement and that's how they do it. If you watch, they do that when they make video games, right? They put all these things all over,

and it's actual body movement, and that's what makes it real. But you've got to blend in the face a little better than that. Maybe it was just the lighting in that scene. But I see a white guy's head on a Dominican's body right there, sitting in a sauna in New York. He shared why he took this approach of asking the actor to do this. He says, I quote,

They see him every day in the media. Even the best actor with great makeup wouldn't convincingly portray a figure everyone in the world knows so well. Okay. I think we have him talking, Putin. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. Aye, aye, they got it. The script of the conversation between the head of the parliament is command. We intercepted Dragonfly Wolf 10.

Inviting Putin to the studio for 20,000 shots wasn't an option, he said, and achieving the highest resolution, detail, is impossible without having a physical human model to photograph in a studio, which makes sense. Without this real world reference, AI simply cannot replicate the level of precision we've accomplished, which is true. And Putin has a very distinct, and we're gonna share the trail of the movie, and in two seconds, I'm looking, there's a scene, Putin's walking down the aisle, and he swings that right hand, and I was talking to Colin about that, and Colin said, yeah, that's, it's the way those KGB guys who take martial arts, that right hand always kind of like,

I don't know, swings in front of him. How the media world is changing with other companies worldwide, introducing artificial intelligence into advertisements and marketing materials. Here's the trailer, AI by a Polish director, it's not upside down, is it? Called Putin. Let's take a look. And the results are in for the presidential election in Russia.

Vladimir Putin has won with 53.44%. And the results are in for the presidential election in Russia. Vladimir Putin has won with 53.44% of the votes. Big surprise! It's an embarrassing result. What would have been the satisfactory result, Mr. President? A hundred. Volodya, what will you do in this race in the world? He says a hundred and I share my pain. I can work as a cabbie.

What kind of driving is that, you idiot? She's my new wife. I am erasing you from the history books. We are living in strange times when we can stuff our faces with delicacies. But there's no toilet paper in Russia? Where did he get this? We forgot to ask what I want in return Anyone who does not accept the deal must leave Let's start this party. I gave it that year in New York set go

in New York set go oh no they're gonna hunt bunnies you'll be the most powerful man in the world you have a way down you have a sec what's your strategy our plan is to bring them back to the stone age how can his kingdom last get him a blanket Count me in Count me in Fuck it I was well put together that trailer

Right at the beginning we cut off the beginning which I said to Dallas is one thing we didn't cut it off intentionally. I go the one thing I didn't write at the very beginning they show him getting bullied in a playground which may or may not be true but I don't give a shit. Bullying didn't create his 400 IQ. You know I'm saying? Anyways, looks good. Anyways, if you're a business owner, you need free time to handle the important things that only you can do.

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Headline Los Angeles to Bass, you're an ass. That would be the female black, and yeah, I am going to stress that. That used to be a naughty thing to say, but I'm going to stress it. Embattled LA mayor, I'm sure she's a nice lady, but that's not the point, has been ripped as the most incompetent politician in America, which I'm already going to defend her if I can. She's worse than Lori Lightfoot was or the jerk off that took her place or fucking Chuck Schumacher. Probably. After she managed to botch a fire emergency information website address, as you know, LA's burning to the ground as we speak, by pointlessly telling locals just to visit URL. I was on that thing for two hours.

I went to the U, I went to the R, I went to the L, I learned about uranium, Rikins, as in Puerto Rikins, and Latino girls. Even while admitting the deadly firestorm is the big one, she said, as you know, Oh, fucking idiot. Firestorm is the big one she said as you know as you know she was in Ghana for some president's birthday which is more important than you know anyways Bass made the blender as she stumbled away through a press conference Wednesday

soon after returning to the United States having already faced scorching criticism for traveling to Ghana as the YFIs ravaged her city and for slashing the fire department's budget by 17 mil last year. You're only sitting on a tender keg your whole life. That's a good idea. If you need help, emergency information, resources, and shelter is available.

All this, she said, can be found at URL. That describes her. You are lost. The flailing mayor said as she read from a script. Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. And don't feel bad for the people whining out there. I mean, they're right about it.

But you guys vote for this shit. You have been for 50 years. It's been a Democrat-run state for fucking forever. It's been for 50 years. It's been a Democrat run state forever. It's a fucking communist state. And there you go. More proof that Trump was right, the right was right. You guys should just go find something else to do. Not to be cocky or rub your nose in it,

but you suck at politics. Go do something else. I'm not saying, I'm sure she's probably brighter than I am, but as far as grades go, maybe a school. The backlash against the first term, may I? Oh, I'm sorry. Look at Nick trying to get out of here on a Thursday. Let's take a look at the video.

Look at this. Elon put this up, I think. Oh, it is? Look at this. Guys, are you shitting me? And it's so, I said it's kind of ironic, because all these dystopian movies about this country come out of Hollywood.

And I mean, that is, that's like dropping, you couldn't do more damage. In fucking sane. And we got a clip of Alex Jones coming up, who I happen to agree with. And a lot of people are gonna go, oh, he's fucking not not I don't give a shit it you don't even need to drop bombs no you don't that's right you know as my

buddy Greg the late Greg Zook said nothing goes wrong this perfectly my favorite quote of his I have a tattoo to my my ass. Nobody's seen it, including the wife. Well, this one guy did, Sean. Um, all right, it's good. You believe that shit? Now it's in Studio City, which is a little more inward. The backlash against the first term mayor was swift, with many on social media blasting her as an embarrassment. Fire this dumbass now, one user raged, named Donald J. Trump. No. Saying Bass was going all Joe Biden, not knowing what she's saying. Another ex user chimed in, Karen Bass needs to resign.

This is so embarrassing. Then a reporter asked her during the press conference, do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes are burning? And do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, Madam Mayor? Sky News reporter David Blevins asked, asked that as she was getting off her flight. And she says nothing.

Doesn't even have a fucking answer. He goes, have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today? Of course she responded. That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. And she stopped off at a pizza joint on the way

from the airport. Fucking mama-look. Mama-laka. There you go. There's your inclusiveness. There's your whatever. There's your inclusiveness. There's your whatever There's your PC world. Why don't you just met all white guys built this place and they run it pretty good, too And we all do whatever we do good. How about that? Can we agree on that? Oh, no, I don't give a fuck It's a new world. I was getting canceled long before everybody that's getting credit for it now

And I'll say it again, 1998. I thought it was the early 90s, my first album. 1998, born this way. I'm on stage screaming how diversity is our strength is the biggest lie ever told. 98, do the fucking, I can't even do the math. That's why I'm sitting in front of a fake set, talking to seven people.

Now listen, Hellscape in Los Angeles, oh, this is the this is some more footage That the Elon put up. I mean dude. I can feel the heat from here. Look at that. Let's take a look at this Jesus Nagasaki I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God He is a small as I He cannot above me. No, I Then he hear me So the Asians 17th century

and past these houses it just out right back the back to a crisp I do what do you do I, I wouldn't even know where to begin. And do you know a lot of insurance companies bailed out of there in June of this year? I think my wife was telling me. State farm and a bunch. And I said, well, it kind of makes sense. They're sitting on a tinderbox, right? They, you know, unless they, you know, unless they sign something with the people and pull the rug out from underneath them. But are you fucking kidding me? No insurance and, and, and, oh, and Adam, Adam Carolla, I guess he had to leave his

house. He's in a hotel room doing his podcasts and he was great. He did a rant that I enjoyed so much as you know, a lot of his stuff very similar to mine. Yes, he's been doing podcasts for every, I understand that. Anyways, he was saying, this is the turning point. These people who voted this fucking blue scum in and they're yelling for years how racist everybody else is, what's gonna happen is they're gonna try to get a permit to rebuild their house. They're gonna have to call like everybody else to the coastal.

I forget what he goes. He's going to they're going to get that bitch on the coastal. What the fuck did he say? Whatever. And they're going to go fuck you. It's going to be impossible to get a permit. And when you do get a permit, you know, he goes to hoops, you're going to have to jump through to get more, not just to build, you know, you want to put a tree, he goes, this is it.

This will turn those, in his opinion, I sort of agree, he says, this will turn those people to fucking, from blue to red, because it's in their yard now. Once again, it affects them. And I thought you made a great point like that. But out of all this, well, let's go to, let's stay on this. Before I do, obviously, got more dates for you. I don't know, I'm pretty sure there might be links up. February 20th, is that on?

I should be reading from in there? No, no, no. Yeah, I know it's here. February 20th, Bricktown Comedy Club, Tulsa, Oklahoma. The very next night, the 21st Funnymoan in St. Louis, Missouri. March 13th, hyenas in Albuquerque, New Mexico have never been, looking forward to it.

April 25th, Cajos Music Hall, Cajos, New York, where I shot Brett the Fresh Air. May 15 and 16 just added Zany's Rosemont, Illinois, which is a room I've done it once or twice and just one of my favorite rooms in the country. And if you guys want to support my show, get some merchandise. We have a lot of new stuff. Grab a hat, hoodie, mug, t-shirt, baseball shirt, whatever. Just go to nickdip.com. What the hell's that? Can you hear that? uh... whatever just go to nick dip dot com how's that

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