The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Busting Bannons Balls | Nick Di Paolo Show #626
Episode Date: November 16, 2021Bannons balls busted. Kamala's spokeswoman slams "gossip reporting". MSNBC targets white male truckers. Mass HS walkout. Piss poor performance. Minnesota whistleblower....
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In a moment.
Her job approval ratings are so low, she tried to change her name. guitar solo Oh yeah, welcome to the Oprah Show How are you folks?
It's a Tuesday, It's a Tuesday.
State of Georgia.
What is it where you are, as my mother would ask?
What's happening in the world?
I'll tell you what's happening.
Had the Rams in the pool.
What the fuck?
You know.
Really?
Talk about a schizophrenic league.
49ers looked like they were world beaters last night.
They've been sucking all year.
So I pick them.
The Rams laying three and a half.
Looked like a safe bet.
But they've been kind of stinking it up.
Who gives a fuck?
Why am I wasting my time?
I'm taking up crochet.
If I hit this mic one more time,
I'm going to punch myself in the face with it.
All right.
I'm not in the mood.
Let's get on with it.
In the N-word segment tonight, nearly two-thirds of vaccinated Americans are banning unvaccinated family members from their holiday gatherings this year.
That's the holiday spirit, folks.
How do you unite us, Joe?
The other third, well, they actually
love their family members, I guess, and they're going to have them over anyways. Apparently, another
side effect of these vaccines is a blockage of blood that flows to the part of the brain that
allows for logical thought and reasoning. Why is it that the un-vacs understand that it's a personal
choice and the vacs feel they have to educate you, the unwashed rubes, on what's good for you?
There's a medical term for that.
It's called douchebag-itis, otherwise known as Democrats.
Hey, un-vaxxed people, the third who are allowed into their vaxxed relatives' homes, do me a favor.
On Thanksgiving Day, put on the football game,
most likely the Detroit Lions.
They put them on intentionally
for people who overeat to induce vomiting.
And point out to your relatives
how there are 70,000 unmasked fans in the stadium,
yet the lady interviewing the coach
on the field at halftime
is doing it from six feet away.
Can ask them how that makes any sense at all.
If they admit they have no idea
and that maybe they've been duped,
reward them with a extra drumstick
or a helping of Moderna dressing.
If they say something stupid like,
well, the game is outside and that's why nobody gets sick,
first point out to these idiots that the Lions play inside, and then second, when they fall asleep in their favorite chair,
sneak into the kitchen, grab that piping hot craft of coffee meant for dessert, and pour it down
their CNN t-shirts. That's what they wear on Thanksgiving. Maybe that will be enough to shock
them into the truth. If that's too cruel, bring a little turkey juice, raw turkey juice,
and put it in their dessert when they're not looking.
The next day when they call you from the toilet in a rage,
crapping their pants, and feel horrible,
you'll probably get blamed because you were unjabbed.
But it'll be worth it just to hear the fear in their little voices.
Surely they will run to get tested because even they know
that vax people get the virus too. And when it comes back negative, tell them it must have been
the lion's offense that made them sick. Then hang up the phone and have a nice long chuckle
with your more informed relatives. Maybe a few jokes about your Vax relatives and you hope how they shed the pounds after
the holidays thanks to that Pfizer diet.
And that's the N-word, folks.
N-word, get it?
Nick.
Nick.
No, boy.
Gah, gah, gah.
Ah, boy.
Stayed up till about three, quarter of three,
watching guitar YouTube videos
on the A minor pentatonic scale.
The major.
I don't think I'm smart enough to play guitar
and how they all connect.
My finger works pretty good, but I'm just saying, man.
Jesus Christ.
I always thought these guys were idiots.
It's a lot of shit, I'll tell you.
I go from that, I watch that, and I jump over,
and I watch Brazilian bikini waxing videos.
They actually show the vagina.
I'm just saying.
I can't talk about how
masks on airplanes is stupid
on YouTube, but I can see
you know, Maria Conchita's
bug hanging out
as they drip candle wax all over that
fucking spider.
Hey, spider, you motherfucker!
Give us a little two-step there, spider.
Go fuck yourself, Tommy.
Oh!
You're going to let him get away with that?
Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon,
my favorite person who I would love to meet.
I think he's the genius behind everything.
Read his autobiography.
He was released without bail Monday after surrendering to federal authorities in Washington, D.C.,
where he faces criminal charges after defying a subpoena from the lawmakers investigating the deadly Capitol invasion.
And to you lawmakers, I say, fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you! That was Bannon
yelling out his window when they were on the front lawn. I wonder why he turned himself in.
Some lawyer must have gave him advice. Bannon, 67, was charged with two counts of contempt of
Congress following his refusal to comply with demands
to produce documents and sit for a deposition
as part of that investigation.
Each count of contempt of Congress is a misdemeanor.
It's like spitting on the sidewalk.
Punishable by up to one year in jail
and a maximum fine of 100 grand,
which is carrying around money for him, by the way.
Bannon will be the subject to general supervision. Do you see the tyranny of these motherless fucks?
Bannon will be the subject to general supervision requirements as part of the
conditions of his release. Magistrate Judge Robin, I'm a black chick, Merriweather,
said during Bannon's brief initial appearance.
Although, I'm not sure, but she might have been appointed by Trump.
I know one of the judges involved in this.
He will have to regularly report to pretrial services.
I don't even know what that is.
Stool sample, urine test, earwax, and snot.
Pretrial service and alert them to any plans
to travel outside Washington.
Oh my God, my God, huh?
Oh my God.
I hope his fingerprints were all over
and he still just goes.
That's what an American would do
who said somebody said what is it something about disobedience being at
the heart of Liberty or something like that something like that I'm
paraphrasing I think it was a fat girl I dated in high school I'm kidding
never dated anybody over 106.
Bannon has also surrendered his passport
and agreed not to obtain any other international travel documents.
Okay.
I'm staying right here.
That's right.
You tell him, Stevie.
Bannon did not enter a plea at the hearing.
He is scheduled to appear before U.S. District Judge Carl Nichols.
I think that's the Trump guy.
An appointee of Trump on Thursday at 11 a.m. Eastern.
Appearing outside the FBI's Washington field office before turning himself in.
Bannon claimed he and his allies were taking down the Biden regime.
And that's why I love the motherfucker.
He was the best guy around.
He's still around.
I want you guys, he says, to stay focused, stay on the message.
Bannon said, in remarks, being live streamed to a right-wing social media platform.
What does that mean?
His show?
A right wing.
You fucking people.
Have you ever heard, ever heard, this has been going on since I started following politics 35 years ago.
Have you ever heard a guy on a show,
they always go conservative author, conservative professor.
They never say liberal author.
Ever notice that, folks?
It's the dirty Polacks who run the world.
It's a joke.
Jesus.
Even my producers stare staring at me.
He goes, the Pollock's on the way?
A lawyer for Bannon told the House Select Committee in October
that he would not comply with its subpoena
because Trump had instructed him not to produce any documents
or testimony concerning privileged material.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not. All right, Don, we got the... Thompson rejected the reference to executive privilege, the doctrine that allows some executive branch officials to keep some
communications confidential as an argument for noncompliance with a congressional subpoena.
The select committee then sent a contempt resolution to the full House of Representatives,
which voted 229 to 209 to hold Bannon in contempt.
Problem? You're the fucking problem.
They are the problem.
You fucking Dr. White, onking jam rag, onking spunk bubble, I'm telling you, H,
you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground, I promise you.
Not this time.
I promise you. I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. I promise you.
I'm going to put you in the fucking ground.
How many times my father said that to me
after I fucked up the lawn?
Or dropped a fly ball.
Bannon
was a senior White House advisor
during the first seven months. I can't
believe he was only there seven months.
But you know what? I remember when he got canned,
I said, you know what? This is good because he's going to be way more.
He's not going to have the constraints
of being an actual politician
in the White House.
And sure enough,
he's got that podcast
that's, you know, powerful.
During the first seven months
of Trump's single term,
he was fired by Trump
years before the 2020
presidential election
and the January 6th invasion.
That's right.
So what's he got to do with it?
I don't know.
You know, he told me, fuck it, give a speech.
Don't get him too riled.
I didn't.
I said, we're going to do it peacefully.
It was the perfect speech.
Just like the perfect phone call with that Ukrainian dick.
Remember the guy that Biden was blowing?
Stevie Bannon.
Love him. True patriot. Read the book.
Guys, I hate people that are that smart, though. He goes to Hollywood and tries to make
movies for a few years. You know, unsuccessfully, but smart enough to
fucking turn out scripts every other week and get big deals.
Some people, man. It really pisses me off.
But then you know what? Then I go on the road last weekend and I go, who has it better than me?
I'm laying, I go to Circa Circa and I watch college football on the biggest screen, literally,
in the country, the biggest sports book in the country. You sit in chairs like you're at the
bleachers. Guys, they come by with beer, ice, you know, like you're at a ball game. That's America, folks. They're
trying to take it away from us. Watching fucking UFC above that. So good. And you know what
I got to do? I go back and I take a power nap because I have to be at work at 9 o'clock.
But I stop on the way down to the hotel lobby bar
and have a couple there.
Then I go,
oh, I got to go to work now.
So I don't know if I trade
my job for his brains.
I've been coasting through life.
I think God will point that out.
God's going to point that out
when I get to the Golden Gate.
Listen, motherfucker.
All you did was watch sports, jerk off off and tell a few dick jokes at midnight.
I don't like it.
Let's talk about Kamala Harris, the lady with the neck of a fucking strong safety out of the University of Arizona.
Ordinarily, it's college football time.
The great Keith Jackson, Kamala Harris.
Spokeswoman, not Kamala Harris, her spokeswoman slams CNN's gossip reporting, which she's kind of right because Don Lemon's a big fag and they love
to gossip. It's dead to fact. The office of Vice President Kamala Harris appeared to respond to a
CNN article on Sunday that suggested a dysfunction that's, quote unquote, within the Vice President Kamala Harris appeared to respond to a CNN article on Sunday that suggested dysfunction that's, quote-unquote,
within the vice president's team.
CNN reporters Edward Isaac Dover and Jasmine Wright,
who sounds like a stripper from the Gold Club in Atlanta.
Oh, she is.
Look at that hair.
Come on, huh?
Fucking head looks like an exploding cigar or a dump I took up
to seven pounds of fiber I don't like it Jasmine Wright published an article
titled exasperation and dysfunction inside my hair salon frustrating start
this is how they label it in the article. Kamala Harris's frustrating start as vice president.
Could you be a little more gentle?
Now let's spread it around, right?
I'm sure there'll be blame coming to Whitey in some form or fashion.
Look at him.
He's a big girl on the left.
She looks like Deshaun Jackson.
Boy, is he a urban guy.
The article highlights repeated conflicts between Harris, her staff, and the White House.
So they get loud, they have arguments in there.
You're a loser. You'll always be a loser.
But with many sources speaking on conditions of anonymity to discuss the situation, more frankly,
they all tell roughly the same story.
Harris staff has repeatedly failed her.
And once, here we go, can't be a black woman, can't be the first black woman to do something,
can't be her fault, got to be her staff's fault.
It was probably a lot of white girls under there, or black, both.
Anyways, it's not her fault, got to be her staff's fault. It was probably a lot of white girls under there, or black, both. Anyways, it's not her fault, naturally. We can't blame a famous black woman
for anything, or black man, or gay person, or transgender. They don't fail. It's society's
fault. Don't you know that, old white man? No, I don't. Her staff repeatedly failed her and left her exposed although with that cold opening we did
it might be some proof maybe that was joe's idea i hate this bitch so much watch this
and family members have often had an informal say within her off what the fuck does that mean
what is she calling her 18 year old daughter what should i do about this ukraine guy
i don't know, let me put
down my bong and kick it around, I'll call you back, war. Even some who have been asked for advice
lament Harris' overly cautious tendencies and staff problems, which have been a feature of every
office she's ever held, from San Francisco's district attorney to the United States Senate.
That's what they said in the piece.
Specifically, Dovere and Wright acknowledged tension between Harris and the White House aides
resulting in an exhausted stalemate.
Despite her—you know what I love?
You know what I love about this administration?
They are everything they accused Trump of being.
Falsely, by the way.
Yeah, there was a little bit of, there was definitely
some confusion in the Trump administration because he was a novice to it all. But this is what these
jerk-offs do for a living, career politicians. And they're just confused. They stink. This
administration is ignorant, and they're listening to AOC.
Despite her relationship with President Biden. So things are not good. She's pretty cranky.
My vagina's angry. Oh, I bet it is. It is. Yeah. It's pissed off. Oh, yeah. Speaking of piss and vagina, we've got a story coming up that's going to shock you. Right here, a great friend of mine, Pee Pee Chopo. What? My vagina is angry. Oh, I'm not supposed to read that. And though Harris has
told confidants that she has been enjoying a good working dynamic directly with Biden,
those who work for them describe their relationship in terms of settling into an
exhausted stalemate. Look at that jaw. She dated Montel Williams. And like I said, when I first
saw her, I go, I bet you she was pretty hot when she was young. And they showed her with Montel
Williams about 25 years, whatever the fuck, piece of ass, a little bit.
Then she turned into the Marlboro Man.
Examples included Harris' assignment over border issues, which CNN claimed came from Biden's team, attempting.
See how they write this? Claim to come from Biden.
Everything's claimed.
Attempting to reprimand Harris after fumbling questions on the
immigration crisis we remember how remember yeah have you been to the border yet well I haven't
been to Europe yet either yes we have been to the border but I haven't what let me phrase that again
you're a tardy bitch Harris team claims the White House has hesitated to support the vice president,
publicly following attacks, as opposed to the other cabinet members,
here it comes, folks, such as Transportation Secretary and goo gobbler Pete Buttigieg.
However, some of Harris' staffers quickly defended the vice president
from these accusations after the article went live.
Harris' chief spokesperson, seen here, the very hot and
smoking, a young Reggie White, Simone Sanders, another hateful, ugh. You fat, nasty, black bitch.
Anyway, she spoke to CNN saying,
it's unfortunate that after a productive trip to France in which we reaffirmed our relationship
with America's oldest ally and demonstrated...
It just spills out.
Somebody writes it and goes, nobody's listening.
Demonstrated U.S. leadership by how?
We're doing a bad French accent?
Like Pepe Le Pew?
Leadership on the world stage. and following passage of a historic bipartisan
infrastructure bill yeah that almost took your party apart will create jobs and jobs and strengthen our communities that means colored
people Asian people
Savage Native Americans and some Japanese. I just made that up.
Strengthen our communities.
Some of the media are focused on gossip,
not on the results that a president and the vice president have delivered.
Can you imagine having the balls to say that?
Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it.
Can you imagine having the stones to look into the camera and say that?
Or to a journalist after what they've done the last 10 months, which is zero.
Actually, gas is up almost to $5 in some places.
Supply chain, we've never had that problem in our lives.
Fucking energy costs, they shut down the pipelines.
Now we're not energy costs. They shut down the pipelines. Now we're not energy independent.
Are you fucking cabal the way they exited
the airport in Afghanistan?
And she has the balls to go.
And all the things they've delivered on.
Did they promise chaos and stupidity?
I guess they did.
Harris was recently panned
for her overseas trip to France
after her visit to a COVID-19 lab in Paris
where she appeared to use a French accent. panned for her overseas trip to France after her visit to a COVID-19 lab in Paris, where
she appeared to use a French accent.
A recent poll showed Harris' approval rating below Biden's ball sack, which is dipping
into the cold water as he sits on a turlet.
Below Biden's with it.
She's got a 28% approval rating among Americans.
I'm telling you, she's a product.
Do you know she went to high school in Canada?
Not even in a fucking American.
She really grew up in Canada.
This is what happens when it's so important to get a, you know,
you base everything on gender and fucking skin color,
never mind whether, you know, they can do the job.
What a fucking fantasy.
That's Marxist doctrine, by the way.
Look it up.
At least that's what my fascist grandfather told me.
I told you guys that, right?
My parents went to Italy a few years ago,
probably 20 years ago,
and they were looking for where my grandfather lived.
They found that.
Then they went to my grandmother's father's grave.
First, they were trying to find it, and they showed this lady, of course, all dressed in black.
It's right out of the scene of The Godfather, with, like, black stockings on, sitting on the side of the road in an aluminum chair, eating pasta fazool out of a...
And my dad shows the name.
My grandmother's maiden name was Shmelyani.
And she looks at it and she goes,
Ah, Shmelyani, a fascista.
Shmelyani, fascista.
I'm so proud of that.
And then they found the headstone.
In Italy, they put the pictures of the people on the headstones.
You know, they do that in Europe.
Of course, there he is.
He's got the fedora, the rimmed glasses, the fucking flower on the back.
I have that in my bloodlines, Mussolini.
Anyways, so yeah, it's everybody's fault but Kamala's.
How's it feel to get blamed for everything?
Like the press, since Biden came into office, blaming white males.
Well, it's been going on forever for everything. MSNBC host targets white male truckers.
MSNBC's Tiffany crossed my heart and hoped to lie like a, eh, kind of cute.
Shame the trucking industry Sunday, nice shimp Howard hairdo,
for being predominantly made up of white male truckers
who voted for Trump.
So I guess we should blame, I don't know, the hip hop industry
for being predominantly black singers
and artists who voted for Obama, right?
Can we do that?
Look at fucking Joe Dirt pulling up.
How y'all do?
Nick DePaulo's in town. He did a Thunderbolt.
Come on now.
Former President Trump pressing her guests
on how to disrupt the stigma.
You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!
The Cross Connection, that's the name of her show,
hosts, that's her,
explained that her own brother's a truck driver
and she worried for his safety
because it feels like a dangerous industry.
Danger, Will Robinson.
Danger.
No, Will Robinson.
Danger.
What does that mean?
A dangerous industry?
Maybe when Jimmy Hoffa was around
and you were a scab.
She's kind of cute though, ain't she? Kind of cute. you were a scab. It was damn.
She's kind of cute though, ain't she?
Kind of cute.
Jazz hands, big titties.
Cross my titties and hope to die.
Nick, Nick, Nick.
Cross guess.
She had a guest on.
Cross County truck driving school owner and president.
You think I'm going to go Buck Walters, but no, Pam Day.
Pamela Day, there she is.
White-ass Day.
Mapped out her efforts to promote diversity in this sector. Because it's very important what color the guy or woman is bringing you
your peaches in fucking Denver.
You fucking people are mentally ill.
You fucking people are mentally ill.
How do you think we became the only superpower on the planet left?
A lot of white guys involved, whether you like it or not.
Yeah, I said it.
Fucking maggots.
We have a video of this interview.
Let's listen to these two cackling whores.
I have to tell you, my brother is a truck driver, and he drives across the country,
and it's very embarrassing to me when he's on the road.
Big boobs.
Because it feels like a dangerous industry, but you're trying to disrupt that and bring more people who look like us to the industry.
Tell us why.
More people who look like us. Imagine if. Tell us why. More people who look like us.
Imagine if I said that, us referring to white people.
More people who look like us.
What, trans fucking magicians?
I don't know.
Go ahead.
Yes, ma'am.
First of all, thank you for having me this morning.
Shut up and tell your lies.
Yes, we are.
And we say we're not building truck drivers, but safe CMV operators,
folks that can get back to their home whenever they're done with their shift.
Pause.
People who can get back to their homes when they're done with their shift,
meaning it's that dangerous.
She's buying into the premise.
It's that dangerous.
She just used what cops and their families say when the cop goes out the door in the morning, wants to get back home safely.
Because, see, he's being shot at and chasing rapists and murderers and going into projects in the middle of the night.
He's not hauling Braeburn apples to Washington State.
You see the difference, you dumb?
Anyways, roll it.
The most important part, ma'am. Well, how can the industry, you dumb? Anyways, roll it. The most important part, man.
Well, how can the industry be more welcoming?
Because I have to tell you, I talked to a lot of truck drivers.
They can't.
Preparing for this.
Show me your tits.
Most of these truck drivers are people of color,
and they talked about hearing some of the racism over the CB.
Yeah, how's it looking over your donkey, good buddy?
Well, I got a couple of colored guys behind me
hauling probably pork rinds up to...
They be swerving, and they be racing each other.
What a bunch...
Making up a bunch of...
Making it up!
They make this shit out of whole cloth.
Blaming it on Trump supporters. Just make up a bunch of making it up they make this shit out of whole cloth blaming on Trump supporters just make up oh my aching stem how how good tree populated
by a lot of white men over the age of 55 this is just the people racism Trump
some people have talked about you know aggressive truck drivers cutting them
off or not being helpful.
So obviously, the more populated it is with people of color, I think you'll see less of that.
But how do you encourage?
You'll see less of people. Yeah, because white black people are crazy behind the wheel.
They don't get into road rage. When I lived in New York,
I didn't have them go and buy me at $150,
literally at a Nissan, chasing
their cousin Ray Ray.
I'll
go to my bed, deathbed,
saying that.
They drive like they do everything else,
fucking angry. I know, because
I do too when I'm angry. I'm just
saying they do it around the clock.
How is this allowed on national television?
Honest to God, this is like fucking something.
Can we get more?
Where did she come from?
You're just giving any black female dope a job on TV
and it's so poisonous because idiots who watch this will believe it.
Un-fucking-real.
MSNBC.
COVID.
I got COVID.
Are they done, the cackling?
Go ahead.
...people to come and disrupt this space when it seems a bit unwelcoming.
Well, I think just
what you're doing, getting
myself as a black female out there
and letting people know, I drove for almost
eight years. And yes, ran
into lots of racism, but however
was out there to do my job.
And I think that women are
definitely... All right, shut them up. Shut these
stupid whores up.
Shut the fuck up.
And I'll tell you another thing.
Frankly, you're beginning to smell.
And I ran into a lot of racism.
Care to expound on that?
Black lady in her 70s.
You ran into a lot of racism, did you?
And people sit home and watch.
The people who vote Democrat. Oh, my God, this is what I taught this country.
They have nothing else.
They have nothing else as far as policy.
You're racist, Whitey's to blame, you're a victim.
Fight back, blah, blah.
That's all it's been since I've been 10.
MSNBC should be blown the fuck up. I'm not telling anybody to do that.
Let me make that clear. Maybe I'll do it myself, but I don't like loud noises.
Like Rachel Maddow screaming as her fucking cock is on fire.
Let's go to some more political correctness. Run a muck. Massachusetts High School. Boy,
my old state's high schools are making the news. Their kids, Massachusetts, they're already
gone. They are so far gone as far as liberal. Excuse me.
Massachusetts high school students play race game.
Gee.
What are the odds there'll be a story about, I don't know, black kids bullying white kids?
You think you ever see that?
Have you ever seen one of those?
Does that mean it doesn't happen?
Students at a Massachusetts high school, they had a walkout on Friday morning to protest a racist video made by a crack up in this motherfucker made by a white student and to demand a change to the culture of
racism in the school district a top official said these kids aren't even out of high school yet
can you imagine they're not even out of high school and they're already brainwashed. Wait till they get to college and add another four years of PC lies and liberal progressive Marxist doctrine on top
of the shit they already have been swallowing from their high school teachers. We heard them today,
said Kevin W. Mulvey, who serves as the superintendent of Quincy Public Schools.
Speaking to CNN, he described the walkout as a protest against racism, hate speech, and injustice.
It's just buzzwords after fucking buzzwords. Hate speech. Again, there's no such thing. Do you get it? There's no such thing. There's speech, and speech that you might hate.
Look at him. I was just talking to all the young black women that they have. This guy's a poster child for what's wrong. Spineless white guy.
I like to grab his hands and go,
what's his name?
What's his name, Mulvey?
Yeah.
You got city hands, my baby,
been cutting money all your life.
I don't need this working class arrow bullshit.
Hey, Hoop.
What's going on?
San Francisco.
St. Paddy's Day.
In a wrestling arm competition.
Celebrating my third wife's demise.
Big Chinese fella pulled me over.
Against the kids are speaking out against hate and injustice and race and hate speech. He acknowledged that beyond the recent videos, students have made complaints in the past about racism within the school district.
You mean the black students?
Saying the district confronted another recent incident last week
that included hate speech and sexual harassment.
So every time you put those together, who's the finger being pointed at?
Hate speech, so it's white.
Sexual harassment must be a guy, because girls don't sexually harass, right?
Blacks and brown people can do anything they want.
They don't get accused of hate speech.
They do it by omission. They don't even have the balls
to come out and say it.
They've created, they've been lying about
this for so long,
it's real. It's real to, I don't
know how many generations now. It's really
frightening. Let's take
a look at the video of this liberal white puss.
See what he has to say.
We want change! We want change!
Students at Quincy High School say it's been simmering for some time.
Pause. Listen to the anchor woman reading in her dramatic tone.
It's been simmering for some time.
These crackers have been pushing around black kids.
Go ahead.
Time.
Today, hundreds walked out of school as part of an effort, they say,
to demand more accountability
from the administration
on issues of racism.
We want somewhere
where we can come into school
and we can be safe.
Pause.
You want to be safe?
Stay home in your bed
with your life partner, you cunt.
Go ahead.
Like we're all heard
and we can feel like the teachers
and the staff understand us.
Pause.
It's not their job to understand you.
It's their job to educate you,
you fucking sheltered puss.
Go ahead.
Follows the recent viral circulation
of a video on social media
that a student made a year ago
using racist and hateful language.
Pause.
You gonna show us the video? Oh oh they don't have the video again I'll go back
to jaws Sharks to the here you got the dope now I dropped it a video just
really disgusted me I don't know how people can think like that it triggered
a fight in the school this week when the student who made the video was confronted by another. Some students say it took this altercation
to catch the attention of administrators. Pause. They're actually showing you a beatdown and using
it. She just said this is what it took. In other words, it was a positive thing. That beatdown of
a white kid. That's how they're reporting this.
It took this to get the administration's attention.
I love how we refer to now faculty at high schools,
administrations, to get their attention.
So that was a good thing he did.
Reverse the races.
Reverse the fucking race.
I'm sure no black kids have said anything, huh?
I'm sure they haven't said any anti any anti white shit on Facebook or social media
You guys are in for a fucking anyways, go ahead
We know that if there was no fight he wouldn't got in trouble. Pause. You don't know that fake eyelash
dope
Good Students confronted principal Lawrence Taglieri
who offered this response
we have a strong community, we have a strong school
and these students need to
be supported
but that's just what students say they're not getting
with a list of problems they believe need to be
addressed including a more inclusive
school curriculum
racism, homophobia, sexism
everything are you guys watching this including a more inclusive school curriculum. Racism, homophobia, sexism, everything.
Pause.
Are you guys watching this?
These are little robots.
They're just robots.
That is a product of the media and brainwashing.
This ugly young girl who probably hates guys,
she'll be running things.
She'll be working at HR
and blaming whites and, again, males.
Do you understand?
They have no thoughts of their own.
They have been saturated with this shit.
It's in their DNA now.
It's fucking frightening.
No concept.
Convinced they'd live in the worst world in the country. Congratulations,
Marxist cocksuckers in academia. You've done quite a job. It's all come to fruition now.
Go ahead, let the... That's it?
God help me. But the black kid beating up the white kid, that's a good thing, you know?
Hey, where are the white women at?
kid beating up the white kid, that's a good thing, you know? Hey, where are the white women at?
I don't know, but I've been told. Anyways, you know, it was a white freshman. He made a video over a year ago, by the way, she used racist hate speech against black people. And it recently
resurfaced on social media, according to the Mulvey in a news release from a school district.
A black student approached the white student.
A white student said,
I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon.
He did not.
And anyways, the physical, you saw it all.
I need to tell you no more.
You believe that shit?
We used to walk out too.
You know.
Because, I don't know.
Because it was recess.
So anyways, the kids in the school
wanted disciplinary actions against the white student
and none for the violent black kid who beat him down.
There's the world you're living in.
Congratulations.
Fucking superintendent. The parents have failed you, the adults who run the
schools. We are in such a deep shit. I'm almost hoping I wake up and China is in
our country tomorrow, straight into the mess. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Anyways, is this the final story of the day?
Yes, sir.
We have two more.
Two more not counting the encore?
Are you kidding?
Well, I've got five minutes to do them.
Here's one that will make you horny if you're German.
Remember I mentioned, why did I mention vagina earlier?
And I forget.
Anyways, the headline I wrote,
piss poor performance.
A rock star has been described as disgusting.
First of all, how can she be a rock star?
I've never heard of her.
Oh, Nick, you're old.
Shut up.
I know who Chris Stapleton is.
A rock star has been described as disgusting, quote unquote, after she urinated on a male fan during a concert in Daytona, Florida on Thursday night. Cindy Lauper did this to me, by the way.
1982, she came out to UMaine. I got on that stage and I drank every bit of it.
I got on that stage and I drank every bit of it.
Sofia Urista, which almost looks like urine.
Kind of a cutie, right?
Kind of a poor man's Whitney Houston,
fucked up teeth and whatnot.
Anyways, Sofia Urista, the front woman,
for cover, it's a cover band.
You let a cover band front person piss,
not even the real thing?
Oh, my God.
I mean, give me a break.
The front woman for cover band brass against.
What does that mean, anybody?
Was partway through a performance at the Welcome to Rockville Festival when she told the crowd she needed to go pee-pee.
I got to pee and I can't make it to the bathroom, Eurista told the crowd she needed to go pee-pee, I gotta pee and I can't make it to the bathroom,
Euresta told the crowd, according to the paper.
So we might as well make a show out of it, she said.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who the fuck?
The repulsive rocker, 36,
then brought a male fan onto the stage, naturally white guy, and instructed him to lie down.
My vagina's angry.
Oh, you were going to find that how angry.
It is. It's pissed off.
Before urinating on his face as she performed a rendition of Rage Against the Machine's Wake Up.
Oh, I get it.
Let's take a look at the video.
Let's go to the videotape.
That admits quite a show. I'll tell you, the talent in that broad.
I saw a girl do that in the third season of American Idol,
and she finished 11th.
I think they stole this from, remember Sinatra used to do that?
He'd call a woman up on stage at the Sahara and drop a load on her chest and sing My Way.
Oh, my God, that made me horny.
What?
No.
No, no, no, no.
She did a pee-pee on his face, and the guy spit it out.
You see him?
Delicious.
Delicious.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yurista was roundly condemned on social media with one woman writing,
that would count as indecent exposure at a criminal offense, surely?
Again, it's a black famous woman doing it.
She's a rock star.
I've never heard of her.
You ever hear of her, Del?
Nope.
Not that you and I are her demo, but I don't care.
Not a badass.
Dozens of others expressed their disdain, describing the act as madness and wrong.
This is devilish.
Truly, the world is coming to an end, a Twitter user blasted.
Others appeared baffled by the male fan who was jeering at you.
Focus on him.
Focus on the white guy being pissed off,
with footage showing that he seemingly enjoyed himself.
I'm staying right here.
Nonetheless, Charisse managed to attract some new fans,
with one man writing to the rocker on
Twitter.
That's the most punk rock thing I've seen in a long time.
Keep up the great work.
I'm going to have to catch the act sign.
Donald Trump.
Talk about a pee tape up in here.
All right.
Final story of the day.
Make me a sandwich.
Make me a fucking sandwich.
In our make me a sandwich segment, Minnesota whistleblower.
A whistleblower has leaked an email exchange dating to October 2020
in which the chief of staff to Minnesota Governor Tim Walz,
remember he's a real lefty psycho,
tells the state's Department of Health that the department's numbers
on how COVID was spreading were less useful than what I expected because the numbers are supposed to be
useful to fit their agenda because these numbers are small. The commissioner of health said in turn
that people look at the primary case numbers and think those are small impacts that don't justify
the dial backs we're proposing.
She urges her staff to engage in creative thinking.
Can you fucking imagine?
Creative thinking.
Is that her? You got a big, big, big, big cock. You're a man, man, man, man. You're not a fucking girl.
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So not only, okay, I'm sorry.
I hate to be, but some of them are evil.
As I understand it, what is happening here is that the governor wanted to order restrictions
on social gatherings, weddings, funerals, but the Department of Health's data on origin of COVID infections
showed such a small number coming from those events
that the people wouldn't buy the governor's proposed shutdown.
So what are you doing? The people won't buy the shit you're selling.
You make up some more.
So the Department of Health was encouraged to calculate
second and third generation infections
on and into future generations of transmission.
That's what they do.
They fudge the numbers.
Just like the NOW organization
used to include domestic violence against women.
If a woman hurt herself working in the kitchen,
fell off a ladder, they would put that in
just because it happened in the kitchen, fell off a ladder. They would put that in just because it happened in the home.
Transmission to make the numbers look bigger.
The balls on these fuckers.
Pompous.
And he's got balls.
Duck up, snot nose, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole.
That's a woman. On November 10, 2020,
Governor Walz issued
Emergency Executive Order 2096
titled Restricting Social Gathering,
Celebrations,
and the Hours and Operations of Bar.
Why don't you just call it
the no fun,
fuck you,
obey me bill.
Restaurants and venues
to prevent further spread of COVID.
This is such a smokescreen.
This is the order
for which the governor
wanted the Department of Health
to dummy up more compelling data.
The order, this is what the,
this comes from the governor.
Due to careful contact tracing,
more bullshit,
and continuous research,
we now have a far greater understanding
of the ways that the pandemic spreads.
Greater knowledge allows us to be more surgical
in our approach to mitigation,
especially when faced with the current surges. The present data points to he's lying. He's good. Just the
opposite of what's true. How? And you guys will elect them again, you fucking idiot. The present
data points to social gatherings, including friends and family gatherings at private homes,
celebrations in bars
and restaurants as the most significant source of COVID-19 spread in the state. You snotty little
bastard. This was never true and there were never any strong data to support the claim. I recognize
and regret that this order will affect the bottom line of businesses that have already borne a great deal of hardship due to the pandemic.
Now he's kissing your ass.
With the holiday season approaching, these changes will also unfortunately affect family gatherings.
No, it won't.
What has happened and may require Minnesotans to rely on virtual?
Yeah, let me say, let me say Merry Christmas to Grammy.
I'm sure she can work the fucking iPad. Remote
options to continue their holiday traditions.
But as the task force explained,
we must act quickly.
Again, they always, it's your
safety. And implement calculated
aggressive measures.
You're lying.
And you're a piece of shit.
Un-fucking-real.
He's a little whore
and a little piece of trash.
These leaked emails
provide a small window
into a phenomenon
that we have seen
over the last year
and a half at the federal level
in many states.
Politicians want to exert
ever greater control
over our lives,
have consistently misrepresented
and exaggerated data, and yet
you idiots, you vax nuts, still think it's real. You fucker. What do you, it's called willful
ignorance. You know this is, you just pretend you don't, you know, exaggerated data relating to
COVID in order to instill fear and justify harsh measures that have damaged the quality of life of
many millions of Americans. There is little or no evidence that extreme COVID shutdowns did any material good,
but we know they did a great deal of harm.
Someday, perhaps there will be an accounting for the endemic dishonesty
that lay behind those rules.
That won't happen.
The big people never get hurt.
Unless you get off your ass,
right,
and make their life miserable.
Follow them into a restaurant.
Fucking put their shit, their private address and dox them,
whatever they call it. Show up at their house at three
in the morning, throw it in. You know.
But people on the right are too busy
going about their lives.
I fucking hate you.
Anyways, that is it.
Thank you guys so much.
Again, don't forget
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I'm off the road
for a little while.
Thank Christ.
I think I have a benefit
for Nancy Pelosi coming up.
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Go to Cameo.com.
I'll make a video on my phone.
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That's it.
You guys think it, I'll say it.
You're very welcome.
We will see you back here tomorrow at the same time.
Have a good day. guitar solo We'll see you next time.