The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Hates Whites | Nick Di Paolo Show #1403

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Biden's hatred of white people and Americans and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://NickDiPaoloShow.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Hey, hey, welcome to the big show. There's that fucking static. How you doing, folks? Welcome to the big show. Hey, thank you guys for coming out to see me live in Daytona Beach. Had a great time. Over 300 paid.

Don't have the final numbers in yet. DePaulo Army strong, especially my Chinese friend, the heavyset Chinese kid. Well, back when I was a kid, they'd call a fat Chinese kid a chunk. I don't do that. I think that's racist.

But I should know his name by now. The guy does cameos all the time. And I got to see my two old buddies I played college football with. And it was great. Me and Dallas had a great time. We were going to stay, but then we heard the techno music and said, I can't sit here and listen to this shit. And don't go, that's because you're old. No, I hated this shit when it came out.

It's soulless. Who invented that drum machine? Should be burned alive. And it's the default music in this country now. Whether you're in a supermarket, an elevator, the fucking salon, a bar, it's music for 15-year-old black girls and guys. It's just fucking soulless. And that's how I feel about that. How you doing?

Okay. All right. What else? We made it home in record time. Daytona to Savannah, 45 minutes. Nothing, Dallas? Oh, yeah. And you almost got caught in a rainstorm with your window down.

Yes, good point. I've never had this problem before. I have a window that doesn't go down, a power window in my Infiniti, and then every once in a while it does go down out of nowhere, and then it won't go up. Dallas is looking at his phone on the way home. I'm getting gas. He's getting a delicious one-foot-long Italian sub from the best place you can get it, Sunoco.

Nothing but bread. Nothing but bread. Anyways, and he's looking at his phone, and we see, like, you know, it's all red and yellow, bright fucking all the way ahead in my window. Luckily, that sucker went up at the last second uh because it rained hard uh for a little while and uh i did a 360 just to scare dallas he and i jumped out of plane i go watch this and then i wanted more he did he said it's fucking just like him in bed

listen why i uh any he any ho, what the fuck else happened? That was that. Home, buh, buh, still hungry all the time. Is it really worth it? I don't know. A lot of pro, I'm using this diet as an excuse to eat steak every day. And man, have I, I think I had it two or three times over the week. New York strip. I bounce around, but right now I'm on a strip thing and oh

my God. I put one in the pizza oven, folks. You know why? The ceiling gets to 1,300 degrees. The deck gets to 850, which is sort of what they do in a steakhouse. And they don't mention the, it looked like there was a fire at a tire factory in my kitchen, a little bit of smoke. Anyhow, here I am. Let's get to it, folks. Howard students applaud lies from Biden's filthy pie hole. President, he's not the president. Joe Biden gave a commencement, and we're getting more evidence he's not the president, right? With Morello and them signing off on that letter during the, it was all created, ah, suck it. Hold on.

Excuse me. Biden gave a commencement speech at Howard University. I had like 98 yards or 100 yards against him in a scrimmage up at Maine. So, you know, when the football team sucks and it's an all-black school, that's a bad school. Anyhow, when he warned graduates, again, at Howard University,

all-black, historically black college and university, warned graduates of the dangerous threats the country faces from white supremacy. I want... Look at him. Look at... Oh, anyways. Yeah, let's listen to Stink Bomb.

Stand up against the poison of white supremacy as I did my inaugural address to a single out. What? The most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland is white supremacy suck a dick and die how about black people applauding though that's what bothers me about this clip you understand they want to believe it i mean they've been told to believe it for what 80 years now why wouldn't they but black, you have to ask yourselves, how sincere is this guy?

This is the guy that said, if you don't vote for me, you're not black. This is the guy that hung out with Robert Byrd, did his eulogy, right? Klansman, grand wizard, captain of the team, whatever they call it. Strong safety for the Klan, MVP. So you've got to ask yourself, why are you so quick to applaud young black people? Huh? Because when you say white people are the devil,

you're right, but it's that half that are the devils, and you keep voting them in. The rest of us is just going our way, doing our fun, going to work, just like you guys want to. And this asshole, the great unifier, is telling an all-black college young kids that white people are going to fuck just like you guys want to. And this asshole, the great unifier, is telling an all-black college young kids that white people are going to fuck up your future. What good can

come from that? And it's a big lie, even if it was true. Biden claimed that he hoped hatred would disappear after Barack Obama was elected. We did too, but Barack didn't take advantage of that. He was biracial. And you know what? The played the race card any chance he could with Eric Holder. And even black cops will tell you that. My late great buddy down in Miami, they noticed it right away. Anyways, it didn't disappear after Barack Obama was elected president, but alleged that hatred never goes away. Well, you're keeping it alive, you dick. You and the media. It only hides under rocks where my son Hunter gets his girls.

You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Oh, yeah. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it. A vivid demonstration when it comes to race in America. Hope doesn't travel alone. It's shadowed by fear. Who wrote this fucking garbage film?

By violence and by hate. Yes, that's called Chicago. That's called Baltimore. It's called Atlanta. It's called Detroit. You ass. All the fucking cities that you have your claws into. There are those who demonize and pit

people against you. He doesn't even see the irony. He's at a black school saying white people are supremacist devils. They want you dead. But people are pitting each other against each other. You have to be. That's why I know he's out of his mind. Because even let's say he didn't have dementia. They would tell him to say, even as stupid as he was as a senator, he would go, this makes no sense. You know, I'm old enough to remember him as a senator. Yeah, he was a dope, but he wasn't.

He's just reading this shit, holding on to power. Pit people against, what do you think you're doing right now? You schmuck. President Biden added during his address, likely hinting at former President taking, he was kind of taking a shot at Trump. There are those who would do anything, everything, no matter how

desperate or immoral to hold on to power. What the fuck? You fucking hypocrite. Are you kidding me? They're trolling us. You know that, right? This has to be, how come we don't know who writes the speeches, by the way? Every president since I've been alive, you know who the speechwriters are. It's coming right off. It sounds like it's coming out of AOC,

Bernie's mouth, Liz Warren. Biden mentioned the Howard University marching band, who are great, by the way. I'm not kidding. They do splits and shit, you know. Only a black dude can make a tuba sound like an electric guitar. That's a compliment. Marching at Biden's inauguration, Biden bragged, I was able to fulfill my commitment to put the first black woman on the Supreme Court of the United States of America. Biden touted Justice Katonji Brown Jackson as brighter than the rest of the United States of America. Biden touted Justice Katonji Brown Jackson as brighter than the rest of the Supreme Court.

You see the pandering? Yeah, she's brighter than the white guys there, too. She is one bright woman. Suck that ass, Joe. This is how bright she is. This is her when she was, remember, during the hearings to see if she was going to become justice. Here's one question. She's a genius, and this proves it.

Can I provide a definition? Yeah. Look at her. I can't. I'm stupid. You can't? You fucking idiot. Can't define woman. She's the worst. How about that? I'll say right now, she's the worst justice in history,

the most unqualified. Nick, let's shut it. Shutty. Hey, guys and girls, on the second half of the show, I'll be talking about our friend Brittany Griner. You know, the basketball player? She finally stood up for the national anthem for the first time this weekend. I wonder why that is. We'll get to that and a lot more. It's exclusively on Mug Club, so join now to get it at nickdapaloshow.com. All right. All right. Let's move on, shall we? Skip it above. Nuptials. Nuptials nightmare. I could have went nine ways with this story. I'll just mention the more outrageous one is that they're kicking homeless vets,

people who fought for this country, kicking them out of New York hotels that they put them up at for migrants. I call them illegals. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Even if they were legal, that would be wrong. You understand? They're kicking homeless vets.

I'll repeat that. Out of hotels. You know, homeless, post-traumatic stress disorder, drug problems. You know why? Because they put their neck on the line. It just shows you the disdain that this administration has for its own citizens, especially the military. Can we, again, I keep calling them Democrats. We've got to come up with a Marxist motherless fox is too long. I can't put it in a Mother's Day card.

Anyways, it's making me sick. Anyways, a natural nightmare. Let's take, there's some people trying to get married. I think it was Westchester, New York, where I got married, I believe. Wasn't it? Doesn't matter. Yeah, they had, you know, reservations, probably a year in advance, you know, for the reception and stuff for their weddings and shit. And they, hotels just cancel them because they can get more money from the government to put up people who have no business being here sounds fair don't it let's take uh here's the the story on news hectic unbelievable with a wedding in almost a week this queen's couple beyond stressed with a last minute hole in their plans.

We have family coming from Ireland, England, Canada, Ecuador, Japan. 37 rooms they booked at a family hotel in Newburgh for their wedding guests. Newburgh weekend all canceled as dozens of asylum seekers arrived and moved in on Thursday. I get chlamydia at the hotel. Imagine that booted him at the hotel. Imagine that. Booted him at the last minute with no heads up. What does it take to pick up arms and legs on a honeymoon?

Look at him, Bonnie Rubble. She's kind of cute. If I was there and they were interviewing me, all I could do was go, Fuck you! That's all I'd be doing. Fuck you! The lady's like, calm down, sir.

Hey, fella, this might be a hidden blessing. What? Cut. We felt discarded, disappointed, and angry that they just tossed us aside to make an extra dollar for the hotel. It's just not right. Bride-to-be Deanna Mifsud. Is that Diana? Yeah.

All right. 35 years old. She told the New York Post as she stood next to Grizzly Adams in his 20s. Who's this pirate? Aye, I'll suck your titties. Monday, two New York counties declared state of emergencies

in advance of the ending of Title 42, which again is the Jackie Robinson rule. As The Blaze reported, the Crossroads Hotel in Newburgh is located in Orange County near the Moretti and Mifsud's wedding venues in the Hudson Valley. Know it well. Had to drive through it every night coming home from wherever. We signed a contract.. Know it well. Had to drive through it every night coming home from wherever. We signed a contract. We have it here. I'm going to find out. God damn it, how did I miss that one? Oh, I didn't.

I'm going to find out what the hell happens here. We had a legal contract to have those rooms. Where are we going to pork now, said the wife. What? Wedding parties were not the only ones to be pushed aside to make way for filthy immigrants. The same hotel kicked out homeless veterans who were temporarily housed there, according to Mid-Hudson News. Tremendous paper. There's got to be a lawsuit. Got to be a lawsuit.

Counselor! Judge Judy would take this one up. The Crossroads Hotel was included in a trio of lawsuits. That would be three, fellas. Filed by Orange County and the town of Newburgh Friday. Other defendants include New York City and the Ramada by Wyndham. WNBC reported the goal of these suits is to block New York City's mayor, Eric, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, Adams, from busing groups of migrants to the county

in housing them there in hotels. The counties have already made it clear that we don't want them. We don't have the room. We don't, but, but. You guys are watching real time. Your country be invaded with help of your own government. It is disgusting. That's why I'm looking at a nice duplex in Tehran.

Downtown, I can watch them throw people off. Adding insult to injury, the couple say they were not proactively contacted about the time-sensitive matter by the hotel manager, who probably didn't graduate high school and loves his weed. Instead, they learned of the cancellation when they called to inquire. Can you imagine? They didn't even... I can just hear that phone call, especially if my wife is on the phone, because I've heard her say this,

you're fucking telling me now? Were you going to tell me? Were you going to tell me at all? And that's Verizon. And are now scrambling to make alternative plans. All effective, this is the hotel talking and lying to the news and to everybody else.

All affected guests this is the hotel talking and lying to the news and to everybody else. All affected guests will be contacted for assistance with rebooking their upcoming reservations now that they reminded us that we fucked them. They thought they were going to get away with it. So we're going to rebook the reservation. Spokesman for Choice Hotels, the brand under which the Crossroads Hotel operates, told the New York Post. You're full of shat. And you blew it. You did. You blew it. Can you imagine? Just the disregard. How many different ways can they disrespect us? Just watching people pour in. Well, I got one on the second, another show coming up later on in the week.

What's going on at airports now? It's hilarious. They're going to use facial recognition cameras. They're already practicing. They're practicing. Like it's Judaism. I'm a practicing Jew. They already have like, I don't know,

10, 15 airports that have this. So when you go to an airport, you put your license into a thing and you look into a camera and it confirms who you say you are on the line. They're doing that to us as millions pour over, unvetted, from dangerous countries. Just let that soak in. And keep voting Democrat, not you guys. You know who I'm talking about, your asshole friends. I hope you don't hang out with them. It's time.

It's time to draw the line. Very disturbing. The Red Sox have a player named Tristan. They dropped three in a row. Wonderful segue. Yes. Segues of a kid's Dallas. The fuck is this, TV?

I go from a pissed-off wedding couple to baseball. Speaking of weddings, the Red Sox, what? We have a guy, a rookie, Tristan Casas. Big, big dude. Left-handed hitter. Serious power. He's striking out a lot because he's a rookie. But he's got really wide hips. And the minute my wife saw him, striking out a lot because he's a rookie. But he's got really wide hips. And the minute my wife saw him, my wife's

like, he's a woman. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Look how, and he's got birthing hips. He does. And the first day he came up to the Red Sox, I told you this guy, this before, the first day they brought him up for a game, before the game he was out in the outfield with his shirt off getting sun. And he got a real

talking to, you don't do that as a rookie. I don't know why. Are you going to tell me if that was a brother? They would have said something, get out of here anyways. So he got a little, so, and I'm like, we never hear him interviewed last night on ESPN, I'm almost done, folks. You know how they mic up a player? They had him on, mic'd up. And he had a personality. I was surprised. But I also noticed he had black nail polish on.

And then my wife Googles him, and it shows him sometimes he wears red nail polish and white toenail polish. Hey, I don't care if he hits 30, drives in 100. I don't care if he comes up with a strap on his forehead. Double bat. But he's got, I haven't seen that yet. Have you? I know catchers paint their nails when they go down.

That's hilarious. So I don't know what they're making this kid. I keep Googling girlfriend, wife. A lot of pictures with him and Liberace's kid, Dave Liberace. Hey, for those of you on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show. Everyone

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