The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden Knows & Hunter's Hoes | Nick Di Paolo Show #1231

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

Joe & Hunter, like Father like Son. AOC suggest Federal land for abortions. Pelosi bullies hispanic girl. Kari Lake goes after Brett Baier.

Must have been a heat-seeking missile. Oh yeah, oh yeah! Welcome to the show, folks, on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday. We're going to try to squeeze in a couple of shows. I get a leave Thursday, but tomorrow maybe we can bang out a couple so you'll have one for Thursday. I don't know. We'll try our best. Thank you guys for watching. I also want to thank those of you who joined up on Patreon yesterday. The

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now, and thanks again. We appreciate it. Alright, let's get right to it. The right, let's get right to it. The big guy full of poo-poo, sorry for the strong language, Joe Biden called his son Hunter in late 2018 to discuss the New York Times article detailing the younger Biden's dealings with a Chinese oil tycoon accused of economic crimes, telling him,

I think you're clear, according to a report on Monday. So we have the president, Joe Biden, on a voicemail that was backed up on Hunter's laptop from hell, saying, I think you're in the clear as far as this, you know, Chinese oil tycoon business. And why is that a big deal? Because Joe said he never discussed, never discussed. He said it how many times? He never discussed Chinese business with Hunter or any other business. Do you remember that?

Isn't it amazing how he's become everything they accused Donald Trump of? Remember? They called Trump the biggest liar, his son, the family. Remember? They called him an organized, the Trump family, Don Jr. Remember they tried to wrap him into the Russian clues? It's all coming back to haunt him

because they're doing what they always do. They accuse you of something they're doing. They accuse you first, so, you know. I can't believe it. It gets better. He was also inadvertently the big guy sending money to Hunter inadvertently, but he does everything inadvertently. He's just, you know, Mr. McGill in the White House. If he goes to the bathroom, you know, in the toilet, that's inadvertent. He usually hits the kitchen

sink. Everything's an accident with him. But anyways, he sent him like 100 grand between December of 2019 to January 2020, which is what, three months? 100 grand. And turns out Hunter was spending it on Russian boo-boo. That would be a horse. So I wonder if there's any golden shower tapes. Right? Do you believe how much this mirrors what they accused Trump of doing? First of all, Biden wouldn't know a golden shower. Only time he has a golden shower is when, like, Jill shakes up a can of ginger ale and hands it to him. That's as close as he gets. But I am just amazed how it mirrors what they were accusing him of Trump of being a liar, being a scandalous

businessman, not fit, every damn thing right down to the bone. so this voicemail just proves he's a liar so it backed up like I said hunt is a the message that mr. Joe left the big guy I'm denying that he ever talked about overseas business transactions with his son and we all know that's I didn. I didn't mean to hit that. God help us. And... Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it. So we have the audio of Joe.

This is the message he left a while ago after denying he ever talked business. Hey, pal, it's dad. It's 8.15. What's he's dad. It's 8.15. What's he doing up? It's 8.15. On Wednesday night, if you get a chance,

give me a call. Nothing urgent. Nothing urgent. Just wanted to talk to you. I thought the article released online was going to be printed tomorrow and the time was good.

I need to clear. Anyway. Do you love him? If you get a chance, give me a call. I love you. You love everybody. Did you hear that? You're in the clear.

Which means he knew something nefarious was going on. You're in the clear as far as the Chinese. By the way, that Chinese business tycoon hasn't been seen since. That's how they handle economic crimes over there. Yikes.

But did you hear Joe? I think you're in the clear. So he knew there was some baloney going on. And man, oh man, you guys on the left, he is as filthy and he's everything you made Trump, you try to make Trump out to be. And it's just, just admit you're all wrong, will you? And join the red side. Because you suck at politics. You can leave that in.

During a campaign appearance in Iowa September 2019, Joe Biden said, I have never spoken to my son about overseas business dealings. His former press secretary, Jen Psaki, and his chief staff, Ron Klain, two corrupt pigs, have both repeatedly echoed that sentiment, and we all know that it's just not true. Joe Biden never spoke with Hunter about his business dealings. Yeah, well, we have it on a voicemail.

Is this moron number one? Yeah, put him on. Put moron number two on the phone. Yeah, you're all clear there. Hunter Biden, never talk to him. That's what Ron Klain said. This is simply not true. We need to know what Joe Biden knew. This is the guy writing the article that who has some sense. We need to know what Joe Biden knew and when he knew it. I don't think he's ever known anything. I think it started at birth. You know who said that? Republican Elise Stefanik, Republican New York. She's like the third powerful woman in the House, her House, not in the D.C. No, I don't know. The number three Republican in the House of Representatives told the Post on

Monday, this voicemail is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to evidence mounting against the Biden crime family. Sound familiar? Huh? Sound familiar to you people? Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again. Especially in a voicemail. When Republicans take back Congress, we will use our congressional power of oversight to uncover the truth for every American as a matter of national security.

Why do we have to wait that long? Impeach them now. Do what they do. The Biden voicemail followed a Times report on December 12, 2018, detailing Hunter's dealings with Ye Xingming. He was my financial advisor at Schwab. A fast-rising Chinese oil tycoon who headed CEFC, China Energy Company, in 2016,

before being arrested two years later amid allegations of economic crimes. Before being arrested two years later amid allegations of economic crimes, the Post reported in April that Yee, who was named number two on the Forbes 40 under 40 list in 2016, has not been seen since his arrest. And many of the now bankrupt company assets were seized by the guy. He hasn't been seen. I kill you.

I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay. I come with two chopsticks. Oh, come on, G-Ping. Two chopsticks. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. Oh, come on, G-Ping. Two chopsticks. Come over here. Talk to me in the face.

Like a somebody. Oh, you can't talk to the president like that. The plan included a, remember this, guys? I'm bringing it up. Proposed 10% share for Hunter, for the big guy, Hunter said. Remember? The big guy being Joe. An apparent reference to Joe Biden,

who was then the Democratic candidate for president. According to another former Hunter Biden partner, remember this guy? Boy, he went away too. Huh? Boy, they muffled this guy. U.S. Navy veteran Tony Bobulinski. Remember he said he had meetings face-to-face with Joe.

He says, I have heard Joe Biden say he has never discussed his dealings with Hunter. Bobulinski has said that is false, he said. Yes, sir. Here's a picture of Joe Biden. It's funny because Hunter has that look on his face that every 12-year-old girl does at a press conference when Joe's sniffing her neck. What a dirty old man. A couple of crazy bastards right there. I gotta say something. I wouldn't mind hanging out with Hunter for a week. I mean, if I was single. If you're gonna be white and labeled, entitled, and all that crap, enjoy it.

It's a real screw-up, though. The father must really love him not to have them whacked at this point. Right? Goodness gracious, Heloise. Again, sorry for the strong language. Oh, my God. And here's the, I'll give you a little more detail on the Russian boo-boo. I got that from, by the way, the Sopranos. Christopher Maltesanti was talking about Russian whores. He goes, yeah, you give these boo-boos a little foreplay and they'll detail your car for you. Never a better show ever. Joe Biden unwittingly financed his son's participation

in an escort ring tied to Russia. Records from a copy of Hunter's abandoned laptop show. Hunter spent over 30 grand on escorts, many of whom were linked to you know, period RU, Russia. That's at the end of the IP address. Russian email addresses and worked with an exclusive agency called Uber

GFB. I called them from Kennedy. They never showed up. During a three... They said there was traffic in Moscow sometimes. During a three-month period between November 2018 and March 2019, he was spending money on hookerinis. Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. That sounds like Vietnam wars.

Let's take a look. This laptop, guys. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? It's almost, I'll say it again. I feel like we're in a play. It's scripted. It's all scripted.

Trump's in it. Everybody's in it. The laptop. It's like a good movie. And we, the people, are following it. And we fight with each other. I don't know. People can't

be this this laptop is just giving everything it's too easy um and the way at the rate shit keeps trickling out is that you almost wonder what's going to be out in the next few months leading up to the midterms that's true well that is actually a good point we don't know what else is on there there's already enough joe's already made enough of a mess he doesn't need his son's help um it's fascinating isn't it like a good movie uh anyways uh let's take a he hunter films himself he films himself doing everything everything and this time he's filming himself with a russian hooker after apparently it got a little rough he and i'm saying why is he filming why is he incriminating himself but he's trying to get her to say you no, you didn't hurt me or whatever.

That's why I'm assuming. Can't be that much of a narcissist. But you want some evidence that might hold up in court? Let's take a look. Sweetheart? Sweetheart. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Are you okay? Come on, man. Everything fine? I punched you twice. Are you hurting anyway? Yes, I'm bleeding from my ass and eyes. In any way, are you hurt? Yes, I am. Pause. She's like, shut up. I'm going to zip up my canis colbut. There was a Russian broad with one leg on the Sopranos. Kenneth's cold boots, he said. Go ahead. Hey.

Hey! Has anything hurt on you? Anything? He goes, yeah. I'm only saying I'm sorry that it took so long to give you $10,000. Do you have any bruise? Anything? Have I ever touched you $10,000? Doc. Do you have any bruise? Anything? Have I ever touched you in a bad way?

Get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Have I asked you every time if I could touch you? Every time. Pause. This is what my doctor said of me, a family practitioner when I was in seventh grade. He got me on film having... I said, no, you never touch me.

The tongue depressor in the perineum. Ouch. Go ahead, let her fly. Look, she's got a lamp growing out of her I said, no, you never touch me. The tongue depressor in the perineum. Ouch. Go ahead, let her fly. Look, she's got a lamp growing out of her head. Sweetheart, look at me. Sweetheart, look at me. I can't. I've got to knock my eye out.

You cannot talk to me that way. Shut up, Paz. You can't talk to me that way. That's an admission that he just smacked her around, I'm guessing. She'd probably say, your father's an asshole. Can't do Russian. Pass remote. That's all I can say.

You can't talk to me that way. All I said was pass remote. Yeah, but it was during American Gladiators, you jerk. Imagine, I think he smacked her around. This is beautiful. And by the way, like I said, Joe didn't know. Sending money over. Matter of fact, Hunter said he was rehabbed. It was rehabbed

money. Lied to his father to get it. Go ahead. Things like that. Because I'm more respectful than anyone you've ever met. Pause. Now he sounds like Trump. I'm the most respectful John. I'm the most respectful

John you ever had. I never... Nobody peed on me. Go ahead. Are you okay? No! No! What? Here.

No. I thought you said you were at water. Alright, I can't take it. That's enough. Wait till Joe sees this. Joe sees this and calls his son. What are we doing? What's going on right now? I'm trying to finger pop somebody from Moscow.

What are you doing? Shitting in your pens? What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? He managed to do so thanks in part to Joe Biden committing to wiring him $100,000 to help pay his bills from December 2018 through January 2019. In my head, that's three months, two months, right? End of December 1st, two months. In one instance, Joe Biden wired his son $5,000 while he was actively engaged with an Uber GFE escort. And another text

indicated Hunter Biden convinced his father to wire him $20,000 to finance his stay at a New York City drug rehabilitation program that he never checked into. Have you ever seen a worse president and you're, and he's still out? Just think about it. He hasn't been impeached, still not. Just think about it for a second. Folks, if you don't know that you're living a big lie, listening to your government, turn on the wheel of fucking fortune. What's wrong with you?

Hunter told the Washington Exam shortly after the story was published. There was no suggestion in these messages that Joe Biden knew what his son was spending his support pay, which I do believe, but he's just lost it. What are we doing? Never mind, Pops. What's going on right now? I got a Jones for a fudgicle. Hunter Biden disclosed in text messages

with a woman named Eva, the go-between, who served as his primary point of contact for Uber, GFE, that his accounts were temporarily frozen at one point because his attempted payments to his girls with Russian email accounts were too much of a red flag for his bank. What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved? Eva refers to him as Robert, by the way, in the messages, which is actually Hunter's birth name.

I had no idea. A 2020 Senate report by Senator Chuck Grassley and Ron Johnson, combined age is 258, said Hunter Biden paid non-resident women who were nationals of Russia or other East European countries. And records note some of these transactions are linked to what appears to be an Eastern European prostitution or human trafficking ring. I'm going to find out what the hell happens here. Yeah, you better. Unbelievable. So they have all this ammunition, right?

2020 midterms are coming up. You got all this dirt. Like Dallas said, who knows what else? You didn't even need it. I mean, it's been so, they've been, they've fucked up so bad. You didn't even need it. Now, the report said Hunter Biden sent thousands of dollars to people either involved in transactions consistent with possible human trafficking or potential association with prostitution. Now, let's not jump the gun. If he's banging Russia and Hulk, you know what I mean? So I don't think he's bright enough to think it was a part of a sect. Maybe he is. I don't know.

Some of the women subsequently wired funds they have received from Hunter Pudd to individuals located in Russia and Ukraine. Grassley and Johnson sent a 2019 letter to the director of the Treasury Department's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network requesting all suspicious activity reports tied to Hunter Biden and his businesses. So we'll look forward to that coming out. Whatever.

Way too newsy for me. That was enough. Hey, guys, please take a moment and click the share button to share today's episode with a friend or co-worker. Nothing helps this show grow as much as word of mouth and I thank all of you who have

continued to let people know about us. So please do that. Very important. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. Talk to me in that tone. In our make me a sandwich segment, Vice President Kamala Harris on Monday said that Biden administration wasn't looking into allowing abortions to be performed on federal land

in states that restrict the procedure following the Supreme Court's Friday decision reversing Roe versus Wade. And she's so... Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up! Shut up! On federal land? What, are you going to put an OBGYN table in the middle of Yellowstone?

Take the happy trail. Yeah, are you going to put an OBGYN table in the middle of Yellowstone? Take the happy trail. Yeah, exactly. Put your feet up in the stirrups. We got a new way of doing pap smears. Bring the rhino over here with a tongue. That horn. What is a federal lands? Fucking

six flags? No, that's not a state. The idea was put forward Friday by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and echoed Sunday by Pocahontas herself, the titless wonder Elizabeth Warren. Oh, I could put a tomahawk right in her forehead and sleep like a baby. Senator Elizabeth Warren, after the court rescinded federal abortion rights and allowed states to set their own policies. That's called democracy, ladies. Are you that scared of it?

Of course you are, because you're socialists, if not worse. Harris is the first woman to hold her post, but she faced criticism from abortion rights advocates who said she seemed aloof by releasing a photo of herself watching cable news coverage of the court ruling from Air Force Two. Take a look at this. That says you're right, that says you're right, right in the, fighting out on the streets with your... There she is. CNN reporter Dana Bash asked Harris about the possibility of federal land use,

and here's what she had to say. I think that what is most important right now is that we ensure that the restrictions that the states are trying to put up that would prohibit a woman from exercising what we still maintain is her right that we do everything we can to empower women to not only seek but to receive the care where it is available. Is federal land one of those options? I mean, it's not right now what we are discussing. THE CARE WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE. IS FEDERAL LAND ONE OF THOSE OPTIONS? IT'S NOT RIGHT NOW WHAT WE ARE DISCUSSING.

IS FEDERAL LANDS, CAN YOU GO TO A RESERVATION? WHAT IS IT, THE SEMINAL RESERVATION? THEY HAVE THE HOLLYWOOD IN FLORIDA, THEY HAVE THE HOTEL THERE. BRING THEM OVER THERE MAYBE. They have the Hollywood in Florida. They have the hotel there. Bring them over there maybe. A little corn cob. Take them to the Grand Canyon. Take them to the Grand Canyon.

I will say that this is what she said. DeHera, though, it's about making sure there's restrictions being put on. Every right to. Look, you've been killing babies. Again, I don't have much of a dog in a fight. But you've been killing babies. They let you kill babies for 50 years. I'm sure you get a lot done. Let's just reverse it. That's all. You see how the fucking left is? They don't get their way, so it's violence. It's a knee-jerk reaction. I will say that when I think about what is happening in terms of the states, we have to also recognize, Dana, that we are 130 odd days away from an election which is going to

include Senate races right part of the issue here is that the court has acted and now Congress needs to act that's what you're hoping for you're looking for the midterms to get you out of this jam what a bloodbath oh you're gonna get hit with a bucket of umbilical cords fetuses all the stuff that we've been saving from dumpsters behind plant parents uh but we if you count the votes don't appear to have the votes in the wow she can count in the senate well there's an election happening yeah exactly you're a damn fool. Then Ocasio-Cortez, who I'm going to give credit.

Look at this psycho. Did she come up with this idea? She couldn't have come up with this idea for federal land. Is that her baby? Let's kill it. No. Ocasio-Cortez proposed using federal land to create. Yeah, she did.

Somebody had to think of that. To create islands of abortion access. I'm trying to think of Gilligan's Island theme right now. The skipper, the dead fetus, too, and his wife. Abortion access in restrictive states while speaking to protesters on the night of the ruling in New York City's Union Square. Why isn't somebody out there on the right like hitting her with a milkshake in the head like they do us? I'm serious. You guys need me. You guys don't know how to fight back. You still don't. Get down in the dirt with them. Well, get down. Half of you people are rhinos anyways. I'll sniff you out. There are also actions at President Biden's disposal that he can mobilize, AOC said.

Yeah. Send out the National Guard. I'll start with the babiest of the babiest of the baby steps. She's not crazy as a shithouse rat. Open abortion clinics on federal lands in red states right now. Right now. She's thinking outside the box. You get it? Oh. She'll be hearing in red states. Nick, there's nothing funny.

Yeah, there is. Yeah, there is. My best jokes right now are about abortion. I haven't unleashed them on the public. All right, let's move on to some light shit. A baby was born with three heads in Israel and died two nights later. Now, here's Ted with the weather. Pelosi bullies little Hispanic girl.

This one sent me through the roof. Maybe I should have opened with it, but I think people touched on it yesterday. Too much for me to do that. Pelosi spokesperson on Monday accused the media, I'll tell you what we're talking about first. I didn't go by it. Misrepresenting a video of the House Speaker pushing a GOP congresswoman's young daughter aside, insisting that the top Democrat was merely trying to make sure the little girl wouldn't be hidden in the picture. You're lying. Oh, my God.

And you're a piece of shit. You know that Representative Myra Flores? She won that really blue district in San Antonio. She's a Republican for the first time in 100-something years. Myra Flores of Texas, Republican, leveled the accusation at Pelosi late Sunday after the footage, which was taken at the Congresswoman's swearing-in ceremony last week, was shared on social media by conservative commentators. You really think, you really think,

Nancy Pelosi can be in the same room with a Hispanic, a minority woman, that the Democrats are supposed to own. She is just, you know what she is? She is, every time Pelosi sees her, she is just a warning to Pelosi that you're losing big time. You're losing Hispanics and women.

Because she sees everything through a political lens. She hates that woman. She'll hate her kids. Don't let that scumbag fool you. And here's what the spokesman, it's sad to see news outlets that know better misrepresent the speakers. First of all, why do you think they're misrepresenting? You just said they know better because they're usually right.

First of all, why do you think they're misrepresenting? You just said they know better because they're usually right. The speaker's effort to ensure Rep. Flores' daughters wouldn't be hidden behind her in all of the photos of such an important moment for their family. Pelosi's deputy chief of staff, Drew Hamill, said in a big fat lie, You snotty little bastard. I'm going to let you guys decide. I'm going to show you the video now. And you tell me that Pelosi, and again, remember, she sees everything through a political lens.

This sums her up in one four second bit of her life. It sums up with a one way, self-centered, entitled, phony piece of shit, angry woman that she really is. Watch this. Look, right there. Did you see that? Watch, slow motion. This looks like an accident to you. Watch.

Are you shitting me? She's a malignant cunt. Did you see that with your own eyes? And she looks directly at her. She's a target. She looks right down at her. And what does she see? A little Hispanic girl who's not voting for her.

They're there to swear on that little girl's mother. And you know how Pelosi always brings up how much she loves kids. What about the kids? Every issue. What about the kids? Whether it's redwood trees or spotted owls being killed or whatever, Tampa. What about the children? What about the children? You only like children when their family's voting for them. What a, I love it. This captured her. That's the essence of her. Flores has

retweeted the footage Sunday night. Good for her. I'm loving this woman. Writing, no child should be pushed to the side for a photo. Period. I am so proud of my strong, beautiful daughter for not allowing this to faze her. You know, the kid probably couldn't believe it.

She probably said, that didn't just happen. Flores added up the photo op. She continued to smile and pose for the picture like a queen. The video in question showed Pelosi standing alongside Flores' daughter as the speaker waved over the family's pastor for a photo during the swearing-in ceremony. Pelosi could be seen glancing down at the girl and extending her elbow like Bill Lambert

into Larry Bird's crotch. Just as the child, you see how the article says, just as the child scooched over. Absolute fucking lie. She didn't scooch over. Absolute fucking lie. She didn't scooch over. She was pushed. If she didn't take a step over, she would have been pushed over. You see what they do? Even the people writing this

shit. It's a New York Post, by the way. It's supposed to be conservative. While it isn't clear from the footage if Pelosi's elbow makes contact with a girl, excuse me? What? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Don't believe your lying eyes. People on the left, you're just evil, man. And I see grown adults defending Pelosi like on Twitter and shit. You guys are just the evilest motherfuckers alive. Yes, it's me versus you.

Us versus them. So, scooched over? She would not have actually fallen back into place after that had she scooched over. Exactly right. And this is how you do it. And I don't even have kids. But if you're trying to make room to make sure the girl wasn't blocked out of the photo, you put your arm around her and you say,

Honey, I don't want you to be blocked by me.'t blocked out of the photo. You'd put your arm around her, and you'd say, honey, I want you, I don't want you to be blocked by me, so you stand here, or whatever. That's what a, you know, a decent human would be who doesn't see everything through political eyes. She gave, you know how I know that I've done it to people? I have. When people,

I'll be in line somewhere at a store and somebody's getting too close to me, or in line at the airport, I give them one of these. Actually, I'd do a donkey kick, the person behind me. Anyways, you believe that crap? A number of conservative comedies accused the speaker of elbowing Flora's daughter, and that's exactly what she did. I love this princess stood her ground while Nancy showed her true colors. Actor James Woods tweeted good for

him he's only got an IQ of 2,000 so yes sir TV show host Benny Johnson tweeted Nancy Pelosi's elbows a little daughter of a new GOP congressman Maya Flores what a witch exactly right unbelievable Exactly right. Unbelievable. Hey, people are always asking me what I do when I'm not doing the show or touring. And the answer is not too much. And that's the way I like it. I'm 60. I don't have to be busy anymore. I've been flying across this country since 1989. So I don't want to hear it. I'm tired. My ass hurts. And that's the way I like it.

That's why I'm here in Georgia where things move slow and people have their priorities straight. Seriously, though, I really like doing those cameos. They're fun. I don't think I would. I didn't think I was going to like it when I first saw the concert. But I really do enjoy creating these personal messages to roast your brother or wish happy birthday to your husband. Whatever you want. I do it on my phone. And anyways, Dallas is going to put the link on the screen. Go there and you can see some of the cameos I've done. Trigger warning,

if you're squeamish, get out of my sight and order one yourself or just go to Cameo and search my name. I'd appreciate it. I have a new love, political love. You know how I am. I jump around from Tulsi Gabbard to Horse Teeth. Carrie Lake, who, by the way, this is not the first time I've seen her. Look at this face. Is that not a classy looking woman who wouldn't give me the time of day when she was 28? Carrie Lake tells Brett Baer he's all wet. Firebrand and Trump-backed candidate for Arizona Governor Carrie Lake went toe-to-toe with Brett Baer. I wrote this copy, by the way. And boy, is this fun to watch. Brett Baer, look, I get mixed feelings, okay? Leave it right there.

You're gonna have to squeegee the scream when the show's over. Alright? Doesn't she look like a goddamn beauty queen? I'm sorry. Yes, I'm 60. Young guys are going, what are you talking about, motherfucker? Anyways, um, Brett Baer, look,

I met him in an elevator in foxville and he's been on gut fellas got a good sense of humor he's a golf it's kind of a regular guy but look he's the he is the hard news guy at fox news channel and lately he's been disappointing me with he started the night of the election with announcing arizona and he's been disappointing me with he started the night of the election with announcing Arizona and he's still defending that and saying the election is in stolen all that is make it make me kind of lose faith he I know I'm he tries to do his best but I'm telling you the brass at Fox News said listen motherfucker don't go there don't go here whatever I'm telling you anyways she ain't gonna have any of it watch this exchange. This is beautiful. Just watch. What do you think the most important issue

for your state is? We've got a couple of important issues. We have a wide open border. We have fentanyl pouring in. We have the cartels with operational control. But that wouldn't be happening if we would have fair, honest elections. And we had a fraudulent election, a corrupt election, and we have an illegitimate president sitting in the White House. And because of that, our border is wide open. Five and a half tons of fentanyl was confiscated last year, enough to kill over two billion people. It's a weapon of mass destruction. And that's why we're going to secure that border starting on day one after i take my hand off the bible we are going to issue a declaration of invasion we're going to finish president trump's wall and we're going to send our armed national guard to the border and stop people from coming

across you know i've been down there so many times and people just pour in and they've got a smile on their face because with joe biden they feel they're going to stay here forever. And when I'm governor, they're going back. Just to circle back. Just to circle back. Now, Brett's going to go. Me Bosco says you can't be talking about a Friday election. I said, well, your comments, please. Go ahead.

You say that it's an illegitimate president you say that the election was stolen you speak a lot about this on the campaign amen uh talking about the 2020 election this is the arizona house speaker rusty bowers uh testifying in front of congress last week anywhere anyone anytime has said that i said the election was rigged that would not be true. There was no evidence being presented. Pause. Anytime a politician, especially put up with his back against the wall, goes, that would not be true, means it's true. Guy's a fucking bigger rhino than, go ahead.

...of any strength. Evidence can be hearsay evidence. It's still evidence, but it's still hearsay. Pause. How about a two-hour movie or a 90-minute movie with documenting videotape of ballot stuffing, the boxes of mules, a couple hundred

in each state, on video? How about that? It's creepy how I haven't heard boo about that movie. I know it's predictable, but go ahead. But strong judicial quality evidence, anything that would say to me, you have a doubt, deny your oath. I will not do that. He's a Republican. He's a Trump supporter.

And that's what he said. He's a Trump supporter. And that's what he said. He's a rhino. And he hopefully will be defeated. He is an absolute rhino. Karen Fann even admits there were issues with the election that it can't be certified. And here's what we have. 740,000 ballots that have no chain of custody. They cannot be authenticated and they should not have been counted.

34,000 ballots that were counted two, three, and four times. People who moved who still voted in our election. There's a mountain of evidence and I wish that the corporate media would start covering it and putting their head in the sand and acting like it didn't happen. We know what happened here. Just because we have a rhino saying it didn't happen. I understand what you're saying. happened here. Just because we have a rhino saying it didn't happen. I understand what you're saying. The attorney general obviously has talked about this at length, saying that they instructed U.S.

attorneys to pursue any specific credible allegations of substantial fraud, and he found none, including using very colorful language in his testimony. I understand what you're saying, but there have been, as you know, more than 70 court cases where there was no evidence. This is where Brett really bummed me out. Seventy court cases. First of all, like those judges aren't lefties, number one. Number two, they didn't even let a lot of the shit into court, if you remember. Remember? They ruled that, I can't remember the illegal term.

They didn't even look at it. Never mind. They didn't look at it, study it, and go you know, they wouldn't even let it into court. If you remember a lot of them. It was not any state legislature or governor that failed to certify an election, including your own Republican Doug Ducey. Don't get him, honey. We did not have any court cases where the evidence was presented. We now have evidence that is admissible in a court of law and I believe the day will come where we have that court case. We have an AG, Mark Brnovich, who has sat on a mountain of evidence and done nothing,

including video evidence. We have the true-to-vote evidence. We have people who do not want to uncover the truth about our election. And it makes me wonder if they're afraid they really didn't win in previous elections. But don't worry, because when I'm governor, we're going to get to the bottom of it. And we will have honest elections. And you think that Arizona... Okay. Now, Brett Baer is going to do something here. He's going to stoop to lows. I didn't think he would. But again, you got got to remember, this guy, right, he takes orders,

marching orders from above, right? I think he thought that she might have just got the best of it. Although, obviously, he's got questions he's going to ask. But this was very un-Fox-like to me in Bret Baier, where this sensationalist thing

he's about to bring up. Here's where it gets a little more interesting. And I'm really shocked. I'm actually appalled that Fox News would take a defamatory story like that. And we are pursuing legal action. I'm sorry. Talking about a drag queen.

They said, you know, she's against the drag queens, you know, and indoctrination or whatever. But years ago, she had a drag queen at her house or something, which she says is not true. They have a picture with a drag queen in a public space, whatever, right? Is that her on the left?

Okay, well, but watch that. It shocked me that Brett Baer went here. Go ahead. And I'm really shocked. It shocked me that Brett Baier went here. Go ahead. And I'm really shocked. I'm actually appalled that Fox News would take a defamatory story like that. And we are pursuing legal action against this drag queen.

I'm appalled that you would bring that up when you have not talked about our stolen election. You've failed to talk about it. We just spent three questions, Ms. Lake, talking about this. I just asked you a number of questions about it. You had to talk about it. She's saying up until the time she was a guest, you never talked about it. She forced your hand to talk about it. And you, again, are a company man, Brett.

Again, if I'd met him, I know I'd like him. I'm just saying. They're all fucking. Anyways, go ahead. Played the Arizona House Speaker. I met him in an elevator. Let's address this story that's in the Washington Post. Every candidate takes tough stories.

I'm asking you to respond to it if you'd like to. I'm happy to address it, but I'm really disappointed in Fox. I thought you were a little better than CNN. Oh my God. This bug's for you. I got a new girlfriend in politics. Tell me she wouldn't love my red meat act. Just dropping a C-bomb on Pelosi and shit.

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