The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden's Border Bungling | Nick Di Paolo Show #1332

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

Biden "Visits" Border Soccer Player Gets Real Justice. CPR Celebration   Today’s episode is sponsored by Mizzen and Main Clothing. Go to www.mizzenandmain.com and use the code NICKDIP for $25 off any regular price order of $130 or more!

🎵 Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome, welcome to the show on a Monday. I wake up so sad when I know that I have four shows up here and then I have to get on a planter fry. Which shouldn't be the case. You think, don't you love what you do? No, I don't. I used to.

No, I love what I do. It's the other shit that comes with it. And you're like, well, Nick, it's part of... I don't give a fuck. I'm 61. I started doing this when I was 25. Think about that. Think about it. But Lexington, I got to be honest.

I don't think I've been through Lexington doing other gigs. I know I'm fucking, oh, is that Louisville? One of them had beautiful horses. Probably Louisville. Yeah. I don't know, man. Like Sting has some nice ones, too. It's huge.

Yeah, exactly. Kentucky's gorgeous. So anyways, yes, kind of looking forward to it. But again, once I'm on stage and I'm introduced, I'll just put you in a comic's head that's been doing it forever. I hate people. you know that. I don't think I've tried to hide that. The minute I get to the airport, the anxiety starts, just because there's people around

me and I know some kid's gonna be crying. That's a law. The minute I step in the airport, somebody kicks a baby in the head on cue. There he is. And there'll be some fat fucking broad talking way too loud on her phone. All this shit comes rushing back with each trip. I'll forget why I hate it so much. And the announcements be like this on the speaker.

Oh, what? Delta 552. What? We're crashing? Yeah, we're so small here. No, I don't mean on the plane I mean at the airport the fucking the you know like uh Savannah's airport so small the you know how the counters are right next to each other and one fucking announcement is bleeding into the other people's time all that shit makes me crazy I'm like a fucking and then people start getting up early

before they even start boarding rows. That makes me crazy. Because I actually, and you probably know, but when I did the USO tour in Japan, people just sit there. They have it perfectly. You don't get up until, it's fucking weird. I can't even remember.

It's like you sit there and the gates are right in front and nobody gets up. It's so orderly and I don't know. It's also when you land and then once they turn off the seatbelt sign, everybody stands up and just stands there hunkered over in the middle of the aisle waiting. That's me. I can't do that. I have to sit down and just fucking wait. I'm not going to stand with some fat broad's ass pressed up against my dick.

You don't have to because you're still young enough. You don't have to worry about a blood clot developing in your legs. I'm doing fucking front handsprings and jumping. No, I know. I've done the same thing. I sit on the, I always get the aisle. I sit on the fucking armrest and the people itching to get out, the middle seat and the window.

And I'm like, yeah, where the fuck? Where are you going to go? I can feel a lady breathing down my neck. And I never help anybody anymore. Well, if I see an old lady struggling and everybody's looking at me to help her, I'll do it. But I helped. I told you my litmus.

I fucking, got to be 10, 12 years ago, LaGuardia Airport, Asian girl next to me, college age. I said, you want me to get that foot? I can do it myself. In that fucking tone. Done. I was this close to fucking giving a dry fucking shiver. Kept me up that night.

Wanted to fucking murder her. Now you could be a pregnant woman with a fucking baby's hand sticking out of your snatch. You're getting it yourself. You fought for that freedom, ladies. Enjoy. Nick, don't be like that. Shut the fuck up, Ma. This is how I am.

Are you watching? What did you do this weekend, fella? Anything interesting, Dallas? Just that. Whoa! He uses a vigil. First, when you said that to me, sorry, when you said that to me,

I thought she was giving us the bird because we didn't come over. We should have, but... That's, uh, I'm not going to get up for anybody. You could have been bleeding in the street and the ring with her finger was off with the ring on it.

I might have come over. That's right. Dallas, the great fucking vet and patriot, and the lovely Gianna, who's, he's fucking, I've never met, and I'm not just saying this because every weekend, they send me and Andy pictures. They dressed up like Germans one weekend, fucking Hasidic Jews the next, Mexicans. So Dallas proposed to the lovely Gianna.

She had to kick it around for like an hour. Got back to him. Text, wasn't it? I'm telling you. These two are meant for each other. So yes, congratulations sir. I'll talk you out of it in about a month and a half after that first doozy. No, that's fucking great. These guys

belong together. Yeah, I thought she was giving me the bird. I look real quick. I'm so quick to judge and jump. What the fuck's her problem? So she was very happy, and apparently you said she started crying. I said, well, yeah, look at the ring.

What is that, a fucking Cracker Jack thing? Listen, folks. Can't do what I can. No, it's fucking, dude, what are you kidding me? Wouldn't that be funny? She goes, what is that a fucking crackerjack thing listen folks no i do what i can no it's fucking dude what are you kidding me um wouldn't that be funny she goes what is this oh my god i would have shit my pants what's that called that stone lapis yeah lapis yeah mostly mine in afghanistan oh is that right you took it off a dead guy? Is that right? I had never heard of lapis.

Yeah. It's mined elsewhere, but mostly in Afghanistan. That's where I learned about lapis for the first time. The first time I had heard lapis, me and this other guy was having a threesome with this girl, and I said, lapis. What? And we're out. Anyway, congratulations. Nice going, fella. what and we're out anyway congratulations nice going fella uh all right let's get right to it the big news biden's border bungling joe went to the border this weekend they probably told him he was going to like a i don't know a rodeo in Denver. He has no fucking idea. They could have taken him to any wall, Fenway.

He would have been like. What are we doing? What's going on right now? President Joe Biden faced pleas for help in addressing the migrant crisis as he travels. That's not what he did. Traveled Sunday to the United States-Mexico border. First of all, they say El Paso's about, didn't we read in the paper it's 600 miles from where the real problem is or something?

And they spent literally weeks cleaning all the homeless people off the streets of El Paso. Migrants who've been sleeping on the streets because of his policies. You don't see any of that, even though we all know it's gone. Anyways, he went to the border for the first time since taking office, visiting El Paso with migrants. Yeah, sleeping on the goddamn streets. Exactly. Here's a little video of whatever the fuck. He's in El Paso, Texas, meeting with officials to talk about migration and drug trafficking. Look at him. The trip comes just days after the president announced policies designed to discourage migrants from seeking asylum at the border.

Last year, more than 2 million people were apprehended. Thank you, half Asian guy. What the fuck is that giving us the news? Jesus Christ. Biden walked along a section of the rust-colored border wall and then turned to the cameras and said, Mr. Gorbachev, take down that wall. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Mexico, and met with local official community leaders and others who are dealing daily with humanitarian crisis that he created, by the way, that he's perpetuating and that he... I can't even talk about this anymore because fuck cheap labor and all that shit. This country's already been damaged beyond belief, folks.

I'm not going to go through the details. You can't overwhelm. How'd you like to be living in El Paso and these border towns and teaching? And you come in, your class is tripled in size with kids who can't speak English. I'm not exaggerating. That's what's going on. They need a lot of resources. Now he's talking about Border Patrol.

He told reporters who asked what he learned. We're going to get it for them yes we'll hold our breath biden's trip which lasted about four hours which is the average time of his bowel movement after he has fucking corned beef comes and made criticism from republicans and some democrat lawmakers that he hasn't done enough to address the surge of migrants at the southern border i saw that myorkas puppet bald-headed fucking faggot on TV going, it's working, there's an orderly. How fucking, that guy is creepy, man. Anyways, the southern border from Texas, Biden departed Mexico City, oh, for Mexico City, wow, for meetings with North American leader of immigration and other issues. As he stepped off Air Force One, he did two somersaults on a front handspring onto the

tarmac, bouncing up spryly. On Sunday, Biden was greeted by Texas Governor Greg Abbott. This was great. You know, they do a nice job of hiding Abbott's wheelchair. I always forget he's a cripple. Why do you say cripple? Because you're not supposed to. But they always hide that fucker. But he was waiting. He's one of the fiercest critics of the president's border policies. Abbott handed Biden a letter in his wheelchair, by the way, dismissing his visit as a series of carefully staged photo ops and outlining five steps the administration could take to secure the border, including immediately resuming construction of the border while in Texas. And then Greg Abbott did five donuts in his chair and popped a wheelie and took a... I wish we had footage. Visit to the International Bridge. Biden went to the international bridge.

We've never heard of it, so it must be important. Biden's first stop in El Paso was at the bridge of the America's port of entry, a busy port that connects the city of Juarez with Pupucaca. The port has received more than $600 million in federal infrastructure funding for a makeover. That's $300 million less than Pelosi spent on her makeover. If this shit isn't used, seriously, Tommy, I'm going to fucking punch you. I don't care how big you are. Border wall stop. Biden visited the border wall that separates El Paso from Juarez. He walked slowly along the wall with Border Patrol members and they spit on

him and punched him in the back of the head and spoke with a couple of agents near a section of rusted steel mesh fencing. Then he went to the migrant center because he had to go pee-pee. Biden stopped by the El Paso County Migrant Service. We get enough centers and service centers and fucking IHOPs, which greets people who have been released from Border Patrol and helps them find transportation and other needed services. Biden, that you guys pay for that we don't even want. Biden met with local officials and faith community leaders who have been partners in the managing the surge of the migrants while doing a great job. Fleeing political oppression and economic collapse.

Yeah, right. Sure they are. That's why they're coming over in fucking Nike sneakers, sweatsuits I can't afford. Shut the fuck up. In their home countries. Fucking what? Oh, for you.

Workers showed him a package with socks, shoes, clothing, and other materials, and Biden said, where can I get some? If I could wave the wand, this is him talking, stupid Biden.

If I could wave the wand, what should I do? And they all said in unison, disappear. He asked, more funding is needed, they said, you dumb cocksucker. Tour of El Paso rep, it sounds much nicer in Spanish. Tour of El Paso rep Veronica Escobar, a Democrat El Paso who traveled with Biden on Air Force One, said she's grateful that Biden accepted her invitation. It is important to me that he hear from those on the ground who are working directly with the migrants, she said. How about the fact that he's about two years too late and $100 trillion too late? Because border communities like ours shouldn't have to shoulder a significant whistle.

communities like ours shouldn't have to shoulder a significant whistle. Responsibility that comes with a historic Western hemispheric refugee crisis. Is this almost over? I only got eight minutes left in the fucking show. Again, I have no one who edits these. New migrant policy. Biden has unveiled new policy steps to confront the surge of asylum speakers at the border. The policy calls for expulsions of up to 30,000 migrants a month from Venezuela,

Nicaragua, Haiti, and Cuba, which make up the majority of those crossing the border. Typically, these individuals would be returned to their home nations, but the United States has no diplomatic relationship with Venezuela and fraught ties with Nicaragua and Cuba, Mexico has agreed to accept migrants from each of the four countries. Yeah, I'm sure, happily. Ni quédate quieta. No come mierda, sal de este puto. Yo quédese haciendo otra. Eso es lo que me ha venido.

That's welcome. Let's move on to some more lighthearted stuff. I got your knee right here is the headline. Former Virginia Tech broad, chick, soccer player, who accused her coach of benching her when she refused to kneel during a pregame social justice demonstration, will get $100,000. She's going to get, under a lawsuit settlement, a new report.

God bless you sweetie i like to get right in there when it's all sweaty i uh who the fuck said what kirsten henning is receiving the money after agreeing to dismiss the federal lawsuit she filed in 2021 against head coach Charles Chugger. Was he a big beer drinker? Charles Chugger Adair. On First Amendment grounds, the Roanoke Times reported, the settlement includes no admission of wrongdoing by either Henning or her former coach, said her lawyer Cameron Norris to the outlet.

Henning or her former coach, said her lawyer Cameron Norris to the outlet. Henning, that would be her, claimed she was benched after Adair became frustrated by her political views, which often differed from the rest of the dykes on the team, her teammates. She looked straight. Henning had specifically refused to kneel, whether in front of boys or... Oh, I love a ponytail on a college girl Jesus H Christ it's like a stick shift you checking these honestly glad if I don't see these being used by Jared I'm serious I'm gonna lose my shit and Fridays whatever Thursday I'm just saying in the transition they could get

lot heading it specifically refused to kneel during the social justice demonstration in support of Black Lives Matter. I love you, Henning. Back in 2020. Good for this girl. In her lawsuit, Henning said that

while she supports social justice, now that shows she's not too bright because there's no such thing. That's serious. That's a false religion. Nobody can even define it. And believes that black lives matter. All lives matter, by the way.

She does not support BLM, the organization. Good for her. I mean, that's like, it's like you're getting patted on the back and you said, I don't support, you know, the Corleone family, whatever, you know. Citing, wait a minute. I like the Corleone. Pick another family, Nick. I don't support you know the Corleone family or whatever you know citing wait a minute I like the Corleone pick another family Nick I don't know the Andrew Cuomo crime family does not support bailout of the organization

citing its tactics core tenets of its missing statement which is again their Marxist they said including defunding the police she knows what she's talking about after Henning opted not to kneel during a reading of a unity statement, whatever the fuck that is, before September 12th of 2020 game against University of Virginia, I lost $1,100. Her coach verbally attacked her during her halftime. She said, and she fucking said back to that scumbag. Who the fuck do you think you are? She got a deep voice. Who the fuck do you think you are? Adair berated Henning and benched her. You fucking dink.

Look at him. There's no choice. Two games later, she was benched. She quit the team altogether two games later, saying in the lawsuit that she was forced off because of her coach's campaign of abuse and retaliation. Retaliation.

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just ate the ass of a Cub Scout. On December 2nd, what a horrible show. On December 2nd, federal judge Thomas Cullen denied a motion to dismiss the lawsuit, agreeing that Henning's time on the field decreased after the incident. The judge was saying this. Here's the judge after hearing the argument from the coach, giving him the old yank it. Her coach had argued that the two other plays who also chose not to kneel did not face reduced playing time.

Also chose not to kneel. Did not face reduced playing time. Ultimately, Adair may convince, Adair is the coach, folks, may convince a jury, not a dear, not like a buck with 10, convince a jury that this coaching decision was based solely on Henning's poor play during the UVA game. Yeah, fucking interesting timing. But the court viewing the evidence in the light most favorable to Henning, cannot reach that conclusion. This is the judge talk, right?

As a matter of law. Yeah, Judge Cullen said. On January 4th, Adair released a statement on Twitter saying, I am pleased, Adair's the coach, the case against me has been closed, and I am free to move forward, clear of any wrong doing. You get nothing. You lose. Are you pleased to that coach? Are you? Did you mention that she got a hundred grand for some reason? You're a scumbag. And if your excuse, which we don't know if you had one,

I didn't hear, but if, you know, if your excuse is, well, I'm just doing what the school wants, that makes you a bigger scumbag. You're a Hitler youth or whoever the fuck. And you did it. Because you can't be ensconced on a college campus today, academia. I can just tell by his age. He believes in all

this shit. They have to be blown up. Not literally. But these college campuses have to be blown up. Not literally. But these college campus have to be fucking literally you guys got to stop sending your kids to college or whatever. Well Nick what are they going to do? Learn a fucking trade. Yeah but nobody will be welding in a few years. AI will be doing it. Whatever. Maybe you can train the robot. Start a relationship. Have kids. Time for a commercial, no?

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right and he made significant strides over the weekend while we were i couldn't believe there's a picture of him like sitting up in his bed he tweeted something of doing the heart uh thing which i don't like oh wait a minute he had a Now it's connecting. I thought he was just a Justin Bieber. He started all that faggotry. But here's a related story. During the Steelers' 28-14 win over the Browns at Accreshore Stadium on Sunday, Pittsburgh linebacker Alex Highsmith. Bigger fan of the brothers, the older I get, I swear to God. Pittsburgh linebacker Alex Highsmith received a questionable CPR celebration after sacking Deshaun Watson in the game's fourth quarter. The celebration comes less than a week. In other words, God, who wrote this? Is that clear?

This guy made a sack. I think he's the one who made the sack, and another guy came over. Or was he giving the... They did a fake CPR thing, which I almost fell off my seat laughing. The celebration comes less than a week. Then again, I'm a comic. Maybe it was too dark. Less than a week after Bill's safety,

DeMar Hamlin collapsed on the field while playing against the Bengals. The safety received life-saving CPR after he went into cardiac arrest. Not funny. Immediately after the celebration, social media users began their takes. So all the people who love to...

You know, with social media, it really has exposed the lack of character of the average American When virtual signaling is your thing look, I'm a good person. That's all you're saying you're a fucking asshole and boy Do we have trillions of them? It will be like somebody you know when somebody really rich donates a charity, but they keep it a secret most of the times If they you know the press will get a hold of it

But old guys like the Rooney family and they'll donate millions and they You know, the press will get a hold of it, but old guys like the Rooney family, they'll donate millions, and they don't want the press. It's just the opposite for the people that are on Twitter, and they want to be, look, I care about a young black man. That's all it is. So they thought this was in bad taste, it was too soon. Boy, you guys, I see why you're not comics. I thought it was so...

Anyways, social media has you're not comics. I thought it was so... Anyways. Social medias began giving their take. One football fan mocked Pittsburgh by calling the action real classy. How original. Exactly. Sounds like my father when I fought in church. Fucking shut the fuck up.

Jesus. After Hamlet's real classy. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Jesus. After Hamlet's real classy. Here's a quick clip of, it's just a second or two, of the fake CPR they did. That's the guy that made the sack. Here comes his teammate. Is that a, I think they're both brothers. He looks white. Anyways, a bunch of virtual signaling pussies. Oh,

this is the part I wrote. I was going to say, wow. We're quite upset on Twitter, of course. Such fucking faggots. Oh, I hate you people. Alright. Anyways, I fucking love it. Because here's my take on it.

Because even my wife is like, ooh, I don't know. And I said, hon, that's how guys bond. First of all, it tells Hamlin that they're thinking of him. Secondly, it's almost like a way of celebrating that we can do this because he survived. Even though you wouldn't know it from watching the NFL

this weekend. They had, didn't they, am dreaming, or do they have moments of silence in some? Maybe not moments of prayer. I don't know. But the players are wearing a number, which you only do when somebody dies. Somebody explained to me when a player gets a neck injury real bad, and we've seen guys taken off, right, on spine boards, and you don't know if they're alive or dead, and they continue finishing the game. When you hurt

your neck, you can die at the hospital. This guy died on the field. I get all that, folks, but they're treating it like he fucking died, I feel. And then when there was an outpouring, this is what I love, which there was, tons of money people sent to his charity or whatever the hell, once again proving this might be the least racist country on the fucking planet.

But some dumb bitch, I didn't even bother pulling the article that made me so mad, named Tracy Canada or something. I think we've read some of her shit. I'm just going to go and say she was black. I might be wrong. Could be a white progressive. I might have... I know her last name is Canada. She writes for the

New Scientific or some whatever. She comes out and writes a whole article how because of this incident it proves the NFL is racist towards black guys. And thank God you guys out there on social media shellacked her.

That's how stupid it was. Even the virtue signals saw right through it. You know, it's just black men risking their lives for the white, that type of horse shit. I took it a whole different way, you know, as far as what they did. But don't people just love to politicize and turn every, when I say people, you know who, very white progressive jerk-offs who have never played a team sport.

They've never bonded with anybody. They were so unlikable. I'm not kidding you. Same with the angry feminists. They're all ugly fucks. They had no friends or no guys. I'm telling you. And they choose which way their life's going to go.

They can ignore it or, you know, wax their mustache and go on angry. What? I don't know. I'm just saying, I thought it was hilarious, and it's a way the brother, you think the guys had any ill will towards the player that almost died on the field? And I want to see a celebration of the 20 white people, and I'm not just saying, like yesterday they had died on the field. And I want to see a celebration of the 20 white people. And I'm not just saying, like yesterday they had them on the field maybe at halftime.

I want to see a whole story done about them. But you won't because they're white. Well, I'm stopping my own network. Yeah, you're right though. I mean, it's what we do in the infantry. We give each other endless shit. How do you handle right, though. I mean, it's what we do in the infantry. We give each other endless shit. How do you handle it, Dallas, in the infantry when a guy gets wounded in your troop? I cry and I go cower in a corner.

No, I don't. How we really handle it is, you know, obviously we support him, but we go and we give him shit. You know, if we go visit him in the fucking, you know, in the wing or whatever, we give him shit. Because that's what he wants. He doesn't want to be coddled. That's right. And there lies the point. And I even said, first of all, I gave more thought to not finishing the game.

And I understand that's more of a scheduling problem. So that sort of made sense to me. First, I jumped on their throw. That night, I didn't have a problem with them not continuing. But I'm saying, I thought, why wouldn't they finish the game? But because the season's this long, the playoffs are coming. So I sort of their throw. That night, I didn't have a problem with them not continuing. But I'm saying, I thought, why wouldn't they finish the game? But because the season's this long, the playoffs are coming. So I sort of understand that. But to be, every stadium had a, and again, not to make this totally racial,

if he was white, would anybody have given a fuck, honestly? It would have been dramatic that he died on the field, but it's just this, we overcompensate. And I love that these brothers did that and have a sense of humor, but I just think it's done in good spirits, and that's how guys are, a little bit insensitive. It's funny.

And the brother, and if you ask the guy who got hurt, you know, you think he was offended by that? The first thing he asked whenever he woke up was who won and if you asked him about this incident he would have done this no he seems like oh and the other thing he's sitting up in his bed tweeting and they're still saying he's in critical condition i guess i mean i guess maybe if he got out of his bed, his heart might start, I don't know, but Jesus, I like to be in critical condition. The guy's ripped. Anyways, that's my take on that. We overdo everything. 9-11, we didn't rebuild the towers.

That's the first sign that this country had changed to me, has been de-balled and de-clawed, whatever the fuck. That was the first sign of it. And changed to me, has been de-balled and de-clawed, whatever the fuck. That was the first sign of it. And the way they handled this, too, was way over the top. And, of course, we're all happy the guy survived, for Christ's sake. And I think you're going to see a lot of other brothers. You know how it is. These guys watch SportsCenter.

They watch each other. And one more note on sports. If I see one more receiver trying to reach out with one hand, pretending this arm is being grabbed, that's all they do now. They don't even try to get two hands up there. And one out of three they'll catch.

But they pretend this arm is locked. And it's not. They fucking... They watch sports and they watch each other. Proving when the guy did the fake CP. That was fucking like, oh, and another game was at the Packers last night. When the Lions on the last play, they kneeled down for the victory thing. They had one guy lined up back, you know, about 10 yards with, you know,

like with a quarterback, but he only further back. And he fell backwards, just like the guy did when he collapsed. Anyways, that's all I got for today, kids. I want to thank you guys. Go to Cameo.com, if you want me to roast a friend or relative, go to Cameo.com. I will see you this weekend, hopefully.

I'm going to be at Comedy Off-Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky, Friday and Saturday night, two shows each night. And like I said, as much as I hate going to the airport and all that shit, I look forward to doing a club, but I haven't done before. That's always a little refreshing. I was complaining about going to Huntsville, Alabama, and I got a standing ovation on the intro.

I almost shit my pants but I talked to Sherry Sherry Bunny Galore lives in Lexington or right outside of it or whatever with her husband and shit and then she was giving me a breakdown she's a lot of what did she say?

I don't remember but she actually used the word I don't know I thought she used the word college or woke. It's like the name for UK. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Well,

she said it's a blend, but then again, my people come out to see me. Hopefully, the woke kids will go, oh, we know that poison. That's it. You guys think that I'll say it? You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a nice day Hi, good night everybody guitar solo Outro Music