The Nick DiPaolo Show - Biden's Lame Supply Chain Blame | Nick Di Paolo Show #610
Episode Date: October 14, 2021Marine LT. COL. Scheller pleads guilty. Van Jones says Biden's honeymoon over. Washington cheerleaders furious over topless photos. Kodak Black gropes mom. Netflix reinstate trans workers. Biden blame...s private companies for delays.
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Hey!
Bro!
You want to fight? Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? Oh yeah! Thursday, folks! How you is? How you doing? I want one of those goats.
Don't say you're married. Don't you have enough? I want one of those goats.
It's got like a human quality. It's fucking freakish. And I want
the fainting goats. How fucking funny are those? Fainting goats. Why goats? You know
what I mean? Fainting hookers. They had those in New York.
Anyways, that made no sense.
Let's move on already.
I don't want to.
I really, anyways, what is it?
Today's Thursday,
and the end of the month,
I'll be in Florida.
I might as well get a fucking duplex down there.
It's the only state fucking,
oh, God, it's just, what a president. To all you 14 people who voted
for this shithead, fuck yourself. This is why you guys stole the election so we could have this guy?
We could have got this just pulling a guy off the street. You wouldn't have to go out.
I mean, I don't know what to say about this jackass.
Go ahead, let's fucking move on.
That was terrible.
In the N-word segment today, Representative Adam Schiff,
remember that little rosacea-faced puss?
He said yesterday on MSNBC's deadline that history would rebuke former President Donald
Trump and everyone who stood with him. This coming from a guy, and I use the word guy loosely,
who said over and over again that he had empirical evidence Trump was colluding with Russia
and working for Putin. Turns out after two and a half years of investigation and 32 million wasted taxpayer
dollars later, Schiff was more full of shit than the five portal parties Biden put out for the
15,000 Haitians living under a bridge in Del Rio, Texas. Schiff was also caught lying about Trump's
famous phone call with the president of Ukraine. Schiff had the chutzpah, that's Yiddish for audacity,
to do some improvising while supposedly reading the exact transcript of the phone call.
This spineless partisan hack was doing his own version of whose line it is anyway,
and he got busted, busted like AOC's cherry in the fifth grade.
busted, busted like AOC's cherry in the fifth grade. With his misinformation, this Comstain did more to divide this nation than China or Russia could ever do with a couple hundred grand
in Facebook ads. He's an evil little psychopath, and I'm glad he got bullied as a kid. And now he
has the cojones, that's Spanish for balls, to say history will rebuke Trump and anybody who stood
with him. Really? You mean the president that brought us the greatest economy ever, the most
Americans employed ever? He offered the biggest tax cut ever? The guy who crushed ISIS in five
minutes, got a bunch of our NATO allies to finally pay up for our protection, opened a dialogue with
a country we had never
talked to before, and brought peace to the Middle East. Yeah, you know what? Adam, you're right.
He's no Joe Biden, and we all thank God for that. Now, why don't you go home, get your favorite
belt out of the closet you just came out of, go down to the basement, loop it around one of those
low ceiling beams, and then around that swizzle stick you call a neck and
stand on a chair and have your wife kick it out. It'll be the first time you've ever done your
civic duty for anybody. And that's the N-word. I bet you a lot of women get those goats
A lot of girls in Tennessee getting goats
Honey
Why was a goat leaving the bedroom?
Fainting goats.
Got to get a fainting goat.
Anyways, let's move on.
Quick update.
Matt gave me this update of the story.
We talked about Lieutenant Colonel Scheller,
who's basically thrown in the brig for asking his bosses to be accountable.
Marine Lieutenant Colonel Scheller pleads guilty to all charges.
I'm a little sad, but not too much, because he said some shit about Trump that sounded very woke,
so I'm a little disappointed, but there's no way he deserves to be. This is sickening.
Anyway, Stuart Scheller pleaded guilty on Thursday, that'll be today, to numerous charges
in connection with his very public battle with top military and civilian leaders
that began over the Afghanistan withdrawal and then morphed into a grudge match over the system.
So now a judge has to step in it and decide his fate.
Today, I think.
The court's in session. The court's in session now.
Here come the judge. Here come the judge.
The military judge overseeing the case must now approve Scheller's guilty plea.
That process is expected to take most of Thursday morning.
By the time we're done, we probably have an answer.
Prosecutors have charged Scheller with several offenses under the Uniform Code of Military Justice
for comments, oh my God, he spoke out, that he has made since August 26th when he first posted
a video on Facebook and LinkedIn demanding that the senior military leaders face consequences
for their failures in Afghanistan. How dare he? A guy who puts his neck on the line.
Specifically, Scheller has been accused of showing contempt towards officials. Wow, that's a fucking law, a military offense?
Showing disrespect towards superior commissioned officers.
Oh my God, there's another 10 years.
What the fuck?
Willfully disobeying a superior commissioned officer's dereliction
in the performance of duties,
failure to obey an order or regulation and conduct,
unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. Those all sound very meek and, I mean, are you kidding me?
Folks, think about this. His superiors, he's right. That debacle in Afghanistan,
nobody's being held accountable, right?
So he just happened to point that out.
You can't handle the truth.
Exactly.
They put this guy in the brig.
Scheller first made waves on August 26th when he posted a video to social media in which he argued that the military leaders had not been held accountable
for mistakes they made during the Afghanistan withdrawal.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes, sir.
The video was posted the same day that 11 Marines, one Navy corpsman,
and an Army special operator were killed in an attack on the Hamid Karzai International Airport.
In the video, Scheller said that he had a personal relationship with one of the fallen service members
but did not specify whom.
Oh, thanks for throwing that in.
So he's probably lying.
Is that what you're implying?
I'm not saying, and this is quoting Scheller,
I'm not saying we've got to be in Afghanistan forever,
but I am saying, did any of you throw your rank on the table and say,
hey, it's a bad idea to evacuate Bagram Airfield,
a strategic air base, before we evacuate everyone else?
It's a great question. You know? That's what he said in the video. And what's the matter
with that question? Fucking. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation.
You fucking people.
You have no idea how to defend a nation.
Hey, that's where we're headed.
If they can do that to a military guy, you don't think you don't think Biden, he's weaponized the DOJ.
He's treating parents who are complaining at school board meetings as domestic terrorists.
This is getting real creepy, folks.
I'm not implying that somebody should fight back. That would be violence.
Dallas, what's the answer? Yeah, I'm looking. No, I'm just asking your personal opinion.
What do we do when the president starts weaponizing the military?
I don't think you want to know my answer to that.
All right.
That's what I wanted to hear.
This is a guy who did two tours in Afghanistan and went back and worked for a contractor.
So I go to him for military advice.
I played Little League. Anyways, we have woke, we have woke, a woke military. Can you think
of anything? And they say, I was reading, it's all the Chinese. It's all, they, they play this long
game. They not, I saw a Chinese lady, God forbid I pulled the clip. She lives here.
She's lived here for years.
But she was over there when the cultural revolution took place.
And she goes, it's happening right now.
She was Chinese and pointing out how it's exactly what's going on right now.
It was very, very creepy.
But we have a woke military.
We've showed the recruiting videos they put
out. It's important that you're, you know, open-minded and whatever. It made us sick.
I don't understand this whole, we're a country that looks like we're trying to, somebody,
the powers that be, are trying to turn us from a capitalistic society into some type of Marxist shithole.
And they're using, like, gender and, again, it's China that's feeding this shit.
And we're all, just remember the COVID, where it started.
And it's the pretext for everything that's being done right now.
It's all a big plan.
The frigging, you know what, done right now. It's all a big plan.
The frigging, you know what, the airlines shutting.
This is all planned.
Everything's in up.
The airlines, the fucking distribution channels are clogged.
Business is shutting down.
4.3 million people quit work.
Is it starting to, do you understand, folks?
That's why you can stick your mask and social distancing up your ass.
Anyways, sorry. Speaking
of woke, I saw a
ad for John Lewis
Insurance Company. Is that the black
civil rights leader?
That's it.
Is that who they named it after?
This guy.
But no, he is with an H.
Oh.
And he's dead, isn't he?
I confused him.
Yep, he's dead.
Oh, thank God.
Anyways, this is John Lewis, insurance company,
speaking, like I said, of woke.
I don't know what to say about this other than,
well, let's take a look.
woke. I don't know what to say about this other than, well, let's take a look.
Pause. Right here, I heard that music. I go, oh, it's going to be a Rocky montage.
Now, watch how wrong I was. Just like the one winged up Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooh, ooh, ooh
And the days go by
Like a tramp in the wind
In the web that is known
But not a moment
That I can't slay
So I won't kill
All the love on the edge of home
Ew, gross, pussy!
Seventeen
There you go.
You're such a white winger
You're such a white winger
You're such a white winger
You're such a white winger
You're gonna do something, Mom.
Oh, he's being himself.
Leave him be.
I hope they have life insurance on him
because he'll be hanging himself by sixth grade
with any luck.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand what that does, trans people?
Do you understand that increases homophobia?
Do you understand it makes us dislike?
Oh, I didn't mean to lump trans and gay.
I don't have time, okay?
I don't have time to break it all apart.
But it's going to increase hate against, just like when Obama put out that commercial,
when he was trying to push his health care thing.
A kid with cocoa, remember, in his red pajamas, like a grown-up, and they're discussing it,
and I said, that fuels bullying. I want to punch that kid's face.
So what's the message here? This little boy might be a girl, and he's a cunt on top of it,
breaking shit, putting paint all over the walls and the mother's
just sitting there oh he's just big you do you like jerry sandusky do you fucking fruitcake
ah the homosexuals please give me a call
that's a insurance ad what what can anybody fucking how is that relative i mean i guess like i said china found that weak spot gender and race
right and they're fueling it on the internet and it's working beautifully and the mask and
everything they chop it as a dicing and... Oh, my God.
But I hope that little kid,
I hope he gets...
When he goes up for his first audition
for the Mouse That Roared
or some other fag play,
that he lands it,
because he...
Oh, my God.
If I was his dad,
I would shove a Tonka truck up his ass and say, you have to play
with this. Nick, that's horrible. I know. I'm just saying that fuels, think about bullies
watching that and going, I know that fucking kid. I'm going to choke him with his own bra strap.
My goodness, Nick, that's all hate speech I know.
Hey, guys, I'll be back in Florida.
Like I said, I'm going to get a condo down there.
At the end of the month, I'm going to be doing four shows at the Bassani Comedy Theater in Port Charlotte, Florida,
on October 28th, 29th, and 30th.
I had a great time, as you know, in Florida last month and looking forward to these shows.
If you live in Port Charlotte or Venice or Naples or Fort Myers, make plans to come out to the shoot.
Right in front of mine.
I'm also back at the Plaza Hotel and Casino in Vegas, November 12th and 13th,
and just added dates early next year in upstate New York,
because I love to go upstate New York in February, New Jersey, and on Long Island.
To get tickets to all my shows, go to nickdip.com
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I hope to see you out at the clubs, kids.
And I mean that,
because that's how I make a living.
Oh, my God.
And our libs eating libs.
And a lot of this is going on.
We could have done five libs eating libs segments.
CNN's Van Jones.
And I don't know why I want.
I was telling my buddies here, I want to like this guy because sometimes he makes a little bit of sense.
I know he's a militant.
The guy used to be like a community organizer, a street guy in Oakland.
But he knows how to play the white man's game. He puts on a sense. I know he's a militant. The guy used to be like a community organizer, a street guy in Oakland. But he knows how to play the white man's game. He puts on a tie and he's well-educated,
well-spoken. And as Biden says, he probably showers. Biden's honeymoon is over. This is
what he said, Mr. Van Jones, who's a left guy. He said his honeymoon is over and he made promises he can't keep.
In other words, he couldn't pork Jill.
Right now, the honeymoon's over, he said,
on Cuomo primetime.
You know, that show that 14 people see.
The headlines have been overwhelmingly negative
for the White House this week
following a poor jobs report.
That was like the good news.
A 13-year high inflation rate.
He's Jimmy Carter to the 10th power. And a declining, here's my point, and I said this on Gutfeld. It's the only thing I said that was half intelligent when I did the show. I said,
Jimmy Carter was just a bad politician. He's a sweetheart of a guy. But Biden, this is all
intentional. He's being handled by Bernie Sanders, AOC, Pelosi. Pick any one of those rats. And
anyways, declining average approval rating for President Joe Biden. Meanwhile, his controversial
pricey build back better plan has stalled among fierce infighting in the Democrat Party.
So he has done nothing right.
You're a loser.
Everything right.
You're a loser.
If you're a far lefty.
Here is his buddy Van Jones saying this on TV right here.
And then, you know, he actually got stuff done.
Don't forget, you got 200 million americans who
are vaccinated right now thank you donald trump a trillion dollars that he was able to move out
to the economy with it with the rescue plan he's you know dealing with a coup attempt well his
department going after voter suppression he's doing a lot of stuff voter suppression that doesn't
exist it doesn't exist what it does exist is fake, cheating fraud
election. It's just the opposite of oppression. People voted 100,000 times in fucking some
of these swing states. And he knows that. He knows that. You understand he's part of
the game. I'm going to get some tea right now. Fucking coffee. Anyways, does he say anything else, young handsome fellow?
The problem is that he put himself in a position where he made big, bold claims about the rest of
the agenda. You think this great stuff that we did is good? It's nothing. Wait until this summer
when you're going to get all this other stuff. And then he steps on a rake and then he slips on
a banana peel and he falls down the stairs with with some marbles and now people are looking at him in a negative light that's good i didn't get
the marbles crap joe joe biden has no marbles jones noted biden had managed to do a lot of good
stuff and it's stuff that you know increasing the vaccination. That's all on Trump. Anyways, then he made some big
promises that he couldn't keep. Liberals
already dischanted with Van
Jones. This is how
evil the libs
are. They're already,
this guy is a far lefty. You would never
he, when something is,
even when Trump was doing good shit, he would say
so. But that is, you can't
even do that.
If you're not, you know, fucking lockstep with the wackos.
Liberals are already just chanting with Van Jones for having praised and worked.
He said one good thing about Trump the whole fucking four years.
And worked with former Trump on criminal justice reform.
Renewed their attacks on Van Jones. Author and activist Don Winslow posted a video in response to Jones.
Hey, let me ask you, Mr. Winslow,
what's it like to be that fucking partisan and closed-minded
and arrogant to think you're right about everything?
You piece of poo-poo.
Ooh, sorry for the strong language.
Jones' comments are reminding his followers of all the times Jones, who worked in the Obama administration,
had reportedly turned his back on Democrats because he said a few nice things.
The video was included with the caption, hashtag Van Jones is a Republican.
Here's the video that he put out saying Van Jones is not really democratic.
Something as beautiful as happening.
He became president of the United States in that moment.
Period.
Trump's going to sell you down the river.
Nobody's going to cooperate.
And it was the opposite.
One of your partners in working on this was Jared Kushner.
Jared Kushner, whose father went to prison.
The beginning of a change back towards sanity.
That was one of the most extraordinary moments
you have ever seen in American politics, period.
Jared Kushner and Donald Trump on the right
have brought together a coalition like I've never seen.
He's going to be here for eight years.
I'm now texting buddies with Van Jones.
With friends like this, who needs enemies?
All right, enough already.
You hear the ominous music.
With friends like this, actually, this is how D.C. used to work.
You reach across the aisle, Tip O'Neill and fucking Reagan were asshole buddies.
And now you compliment a president, maybe twice,
that's not from your party, and you're sucking their dick.
It is...
It doesn't work.
I know people think both parties do that.
No, no, no, no, no.
You guys on the left, it's a religion to you.
You can't fucking...
It's...
How can you vote that way?
It's so stupid. Exactly. It's... How can you vote that way? You're so stupid.
You're so stupid.
You're so fucking stupid.
Talking to me?
Talking to me?
Let me take a sip of this
coffee, fifth cup.
Make me a sandwich.
Make me a fucking sandwich!
In our make me a sandwich, as the Italians like to say. The Italians, the only people that say, we got to go on a diet. We'll
have sandwiches. Good fellas. That's the right name of a diet.
Four pounds of gabagool.
Anyways,
in our make me a sandwich
segment tonight, the
Washington cheerleaders,
it used to be the Redskins, now it's the
Washington football team.
I'm going to say this out loud and somebody's going to
grab it and I won't get credit for it, but
I got a great name for them.
The filibusters.
Because it sounds tough, right?
It sounds tough, but it really means they yap and yap and get nothing done.
Intentionally.
So it's kind of humorous.
The filibusters.
It's a great name for the Washington football
team. Mr. Snyder, I'm saying it
here, so it's been dark. These
teeth are getting yellow!
Look at!
I refuse to put those things in.
Anyways,
yeah, the filibusters.
What would the logo
be? Schumer's big nose and fucking, I don't know.
Who saw Newt Gingrich's hair?
I don't know what the...
We'll think of it after.
But anyways, what about that?
The cheerleaders for the Washington football team
are furious over topless pics.
I'm furious too, haven't seen them.
The alleged photos were discovered
in emails reported
by the New York Times.
Boy, the Times is busy
doing important work.
Aren't they?
He assists his boxhole.
New York Times on Monday,
which exposed
Raiders head coach,
oh, they ruined a guy's life,
John Gruden,
for using all kinds of language
that every coach
of all races has ever used.
A guy that worked
with young black guys
turned him into young, into productive men.
So let's get rid of him.
Meanwhile, you get rapists going out for a pass
and whatever.
John Gruden using racist, homophobic,
misogynistic language.
I use it every day.
Enjoy it thoroughly.
I suggest you all try it.
Gruden resigned from his position later Monday,
according to the Washington cheerleaders
who spoke with the Daily Beast on Tuesday.
Emails showing images of topless cheerleaders from a past swimsuit photo shoot video where allegedly the photos were passed around by Gruden to then Washington general manager Bruce Allen.
And when they said, Bruce, is this true?
He said, I like it.
All right.
That was that.
Gruden at the time was a color commentator for ESPN
and Allen hired Gruden's brother, Jada, to coach the team.
In the 10-minute video,
first reported by the Washington Post,
they had time,
in 2020,
Washington staffers were allegedly instructed to take behind-the-scenes content
at the swimsuit photo shoot to package and create a video featuring only the good bits,
reportedly of bare nipples and pubic areas.
So far, I see nothing wrong.
While cheerleaders were changing clothes or moving around.
According to the outlet, the video was shared with the team owner, Dan Snyder,
who later denied the allegations.
At the time, a number of cheerleaders came forward with complaints of inappropriate behavior
and hit the franchise with lawsuits alleging a secret uncensored video taken at a cheerleader
photo shoot
had been distributed to the team executives.
I believe it.
Well, baby, me so horny.
Me so horny.
You keep lying.
Me love you.
The lawsuits were settled out of court.
The NFL's investigation into the franchise culture and workplace initially concluded in July,
resulting in a $10 million fine against the team.
$10 million for looking at some titties in a pubic area.
Come on, man.
They weren't snuff films.
That was the Baltimore Ravens that will be coming out next week.
The investigation was reopened this summer to review some of the 650,000 emails involved in the review.
And that's when the images came to light as part of the accusation that took John Gruden down, sadly, in my opinion.
Those social justice warriors at the New York Times.
Hate to see something happen to that building.
Justice Warriors at the New York Times.
Hate to see something happen to that building.
It's always a white,
straight male.
That's all this is about.
Chappelle can bash LGBT,
make trans jokes, and
fucking finally Netflix grows a pair.
Ooh, defending a black guy.
That's just, you know, victimhood.
Appel doesn't like that the gay community
are playing themselves as bigger victims
than black community.
That's basically what's at the thing of this.
And then Netflix, I'm supposed to give this guy
a round of applause.
Who wouldn't ever put a guy, a comic like me on
or give me a special, ever.
So fuck you, whoever you are running
Netflix. Shit, I hope I didn't cost myself a $12 special. I'd have to be a trans Native
American with one cancerous tit on a unicycle, juggler, to get a special. Speaking of that, this next guy has those things. Who the fuck,
how many rappers are on the planet, not to sound like an old white guy, Kodak Black,
what the fuck is that? Can't judge a book by its cover. Oh no, I'm sure he fucking graduated from Harvard with a 3.9
fucking nuclear chemistry.
As Dallas, one of my producers, says that looks like coral reef on his head.
That really is true. Last time I saw shit like that Jacques Cousteau was coming through it with a...
Look, what the fuck?
Anybody want corn on the cob?
Can you fucking imagine?
Banana head.
Anyways, I'm sure he's a good fella. I'm just saying.
He looks a lot like Tracy Morgan.
A rapper Kodak Black. I like his old stuff. I don't care for the new shit.
Listen to this. He g I like his old stuff. I don't care for the new shit. Listen to this.
He gropes his own mom.
Now I have to follow this guy's career.
Who hasn't grabbed their mother's ass when you're dancing at your sister's wedding?
Who's with me?
Come on.
Kodak Black became a trending topic on the internet after video footage began circulating online
of him
making uncomfortable gestures towards his mother while the two danced together those crazy colors
in a clip that began making its rounds on social media on sunday yak and his mom
wait a minute black kodak kodak. Kodak.
Where are we getting the yak?
Yak.
Fucking yak.
Yak and his mom,
Ma Celine Simmons,
are sharing a dance.
Oh, to Rochella...
Ma Palo Anko.
What the fuck? At a birthday celebration.
The party was reportedly for the rapper's brother.
What's his name?
I can't even think of something funny.
Anyways, Kodak is first seen twirling his mother around
as they do a rendition of a slow dance mixed with a two-step.
He later grabs his mother's ass and also attempts to kiss her near her mouth or on her lips.
The mother and son share laughter, and then Kodak tries to grab his aunt's tits and then rapes his niece.
Good night, everybody.
Let's take a look at the video of this.
This is fucking pretty funny, actually.
Let her rap.
Oh!
She's pretty hot for a mom.
There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with the black man's mind.
There's something wrong with his mind.
So what? He's attracted to his mother.
You know what that makes him? A motherfucker.
Literally.
I wonder if he hooked up with her after the wedding.
Oh my God. These people are crazy.
When I say these people, I mean people in the music industry.
God, these people are crazy. When I say these people, I mean people in the music industry.
Social media users immediately chimed in on the footage, with the primary consensus being perplexed by the South Florida rhymer's actions. One person tweeted, Kodak Black had a vice grip
on his mom's ass, and his niggas in the video was hyping him up and laughing. He not the only sicko that need to be put in Arkham Asylum
and shot to the moon.
Little translation, please.
What?
Project Baby hasn't addressed the commentary surrounding the video
of him dancing with his mother, so he hasn't said a word about it.
People are asking him.
Kodak has been making headlines for various reasons as of late.
Last week, he uploaded a concerning post on Twitter
suggesting he was considering harming himself.
Wouldn't his haircut do that?
He later cleared the air apologizing for the poem. This guy obviously
needs attention. And again, his lifespan, I'll give it about another fucking eight months,
and revealed that he is not suicidal. Well, I can tell by your actions, you're fine.
Look, I got stink finger for my mama.
Look, I got stink finger for my mama.
He then went down on an uncle under a table.
What a party, everybody!
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Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
The weekend's almost here, and I think I'm queer.
So I'll go on a march. Weekend's almost here, and I think I'm queer.
So I'll go on a march.
Something that rhymes with March.
My favorite part of living down here is I get up in the morning and I sit out.
And by the way, I don't smoke like I used to.
Notice no vapes.
I threw those out. I think they were
worse than cigarettes. Anyways,
everybody nods at smoked cigarettes. Goddamn right.
I like to sit on the front porch.
This is when I allow myself a couple in the morning
with my coffee. You know, it's got to move things along
in the intestine. But I like
to sit there and watch young, pretty people
jog by as I'm sucking on my cigarette.
Blowing it out
my nose, waving to them. They're like,
you really do feel like an idiot.
They don't know that I was a jock.
I just have to go, look at my teeth.
Anyways,
let's move on to this pig face.
Another
trans story. Did you guys
ever ask yourself, boy, we spend a lot of time
on a demographic that might make up, what, 0.001% of the world?
Do you ever ask yourself why?
Why we talk about it nonstop?
I don't mean just to show.
I mean our society.
Race and gender.
It's a distraction.
It's to get at each other's throat.
That's why.
Blame the dirty chinks.
All right.
Netflix reinstates trans worker.
Well, thank God for that.
A Netflix worker who went viral
for bashing the streaming service's
new Dave Chappelle special
was reinstated on Tuesday
instead of taken out and being flogged
like an Iranian woman who showed some tit.
Tarafield.
Oh, my.
Is it me, or do they all look alike?
All these.
That was a guy who's now a trans woman, I guess.
I'll take your word for it.
I'm not buying it, but that's.
Who would have guessed?
She's offended?
Her beef is not with Chappelle,
with straight people, with Republicans.
Her beef is with her maker.
Again, God got very lazy in a couple of days, and yeah, throw that in there. We'll give this brother the face of Drew Carey, and look at that thing. That couldn't get fucking laid in a men's
prison in Raleigh. Look, her haircut, and what's the purple hair say? I'm a cunt, is that what that means?
The frames on her glasses scream,
I'm offended by everything.
She's just, again, she doesn't fit into the mainstream,
and she, Tara Field, that's her.
She's trans, I'm glad they said that in the article,
I thought she was just playing hot.
Had been suspended for allegedly attending a quarterly meeting for directors and vice presidents.
Even they don't like her. She's a malignant cunt. That was a Netflix owner. Netflix has reinstated
me, she says, after finding there were no ill intent in my attending the quarterly business
review meeting, Field tweeted. I'm going to take a few days off to decompress, fucking mentally weak,
take a few days off to decompress fucking mentally weak uh and try to figure out where i am at at the very least i feel vindicated and uh she feels vindicated and this is how i feel
fuck you fuck you fuck you And again, it's not about, look, like I said, I have a relative who actually trans.
It's not about that.
It's about this movement that everybody who disagrees with it or, in this case, Netflix putting on a special lapel.
Chappelle makes a few jokes about it.
You getting upset and thinking the world should fucking bend around your feelings.
That's what creates the fucking homophobia and hate.
Otherwise, do what I do on a Friday night and you're lonely.
I get a nice ripe can of lope and a melon ball scooper.
I draw a face on it, pretend it's a mouth.
Anyway, Field included a screenshot of a statement
from the company documenting the reinstatement.
Like we give a fuck.
I hope you get prostate cancer.
Like we give a fuck.
I hope you get prostate cancer.
Our investigation did not find that joined... Is this written wrong?
That's what she put out.
This is hers.
Our investigation did not find that joined the QBR meeting with any ill intent
and that you genuinely didn't think there was anything wrong
with seeking access to this meeting the statement reads translation we don't have the balls
to reprimand a trans because it'll get out and we're afraid of the fucking twitter mob and
additionally when a director shared uh the link it further supported that this was a meeting that you could attend.
A Netflix spokesman confirmed the reinstatement and told the Post,
the suspension had nothing to do with Field's tweet about Chappelle.
Oh, here we go.
Two other employees suspended for the same issue have also been reinstated,
and Netflix will be distributing broader guidance about meetings and clarifying which are for which people.
Good luck with that, because we don't even know what the people are.
What, are you going to have a meeting for guys, girls, and the thing in the middle?
The company had denied a day earlier that it suspended anyone for tweeting about the show.
Our employees are encouraged to disagree openly, and we support their right to do so, the spokesman said.
This is show business. These people are just friggin' horrible.
You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that?
Field had criticized the Chappelle special in a series of tweets after the special was posted.
She was upset.
Who gives a fuck what you think?
We launched another Chappelle special where he attacks the trans community and the very validity of transness,
all while trying to pit us against other marginalized groups.
See how she sees herself as a marginalized group. Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos stood by the
special in an email. He thinks he's a hero now. And again, you're not. You took the most famous
black comic, one of the best, and you proved my point, what I've been saying the last 25 years,
that, you know,
as long as it's a black dude,
we'll, you know,
we'll let it slide.
So you're not really,
but that's how desperate,
I was just talking
to my comedian buddy,
how desperate we are
that we'll even take this
as, you know,
letting a,
at least a black comic
one-one over this PC shit.
That's how desperate we are. But Mr. Sarandos, you want to at least a black comic won one over this PC shit. That's how desperate we are.
But Mr. Sarandos,
you want to be a big shot,
put a white guy on with those views.
Then I'll believe you're for free speech
and all that shit.
Until then, shut your fucking pie hole.
Nick, you sound bitter.
Well, a little bit.
Anyways,
special enemy employees after the cond citing artistic freedom this is what
sandro said why we put it on artistic freedom which is only allowed again if you're a ironically
a gay comic a trans comic or a black comic or female comic i'll say it one more time so you
fucking idiots get it i'm not talking to my you, other people, that political correctness came about to silence straight white Christian males.
Okay?
And the head of Netflix said
the company wouldn't remove the controversial
but popular comedy from its service.
So he thinks that he's such a big deal.
You fucking hypocrite.
Chappelle responded to the controversy during an appearance
at the Hollywood Bowl. If this is what being canceled is about, I love it, he said. But it's
not, Dave. That's what it's about for you. You understand? Okay, just admit that. I know you're a
funny, bright guy. Just say that. You should say my white female comics should have the same leeway.
See, you should say my white female comics should have the same leeway.
Anyways, speaking of white clowns, last story of the week.
Joey Biden blames private companies for port delays.
That's a good sign, huh?
When the leader of the free world is crossing his fingers.
I hope my plan works.
I mean, AOC's plan.
President Joe Biden warned private companies Wednesday they were not doing enough to help alleviate
clogged ship traffic and port delays.
What a dink.
You pompous, stock-up, snot-nosed, English,
giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole.
Do you realize he's blaming the working class people?
This guy is a fucking classic.
He says we need major retailers who order the goods
and the freight movers who take the goods from the ships to factories
and to stores to step up.
Yeah, TJ Maxx can clear this up.
Work a couple extra hours, you dink. from the ships to factories and to stores to step up. Yeah, TJ Maxx can clear this up.
Work a couple extra hours, you dink.
Biden said during a speech at the White House,
probably a fake White House.
We haven't even covered that yet.
They build a fake state that makes it look like the Oval Office.
Port delays continue as container ships are forced to wait for weeks to offload their cargo,
frustrated by traffic and trucking and worker shortages.
People are quitting their jobs.
That's why you don't give them money to sit home.
You can see, folks, it's all part of the plan.
Biden announced that the L.A. port had agreed to move a 24-7 schedule for operations, which could speed up offloading
capacities, even through a similar effort at the Long Beach port, failed to attract more truckers
available to ship goods, according to the Wall Street Journal. International Longshore and
Warehouse Union, when the unions that move shit in this country get butt and oh they can it's all part of it they
just throw a monkey wrench into the whole system uh warehouse also requires significantly higher
overtime pay for any work done outside of uh normal hours uh the president warned there was
only a potential of his plan succeeding, noting that private companies
are responsible for utilizing the extra hours and paying truckers and rail car companies to
move the goods off the docks. He said, if the private sector doesn't step up,
we're going to call them out and ask them to act. What are you going to do, arrest them?
Like you do the parents who speak up for their kids at a school board meeting?
The president met at the White House with representatives of Walmart, Target, and the Home Depot on Wednesday,
and he asked them if they had any rakes that he could step on,
announcing they had committed to using the extra hours to offload their products.
The Long Beach port and the Los Angeles port handles about
40% of cargo imports in the United States. By the way, down here in Savannah, they're backed up like
you wouldn't believe. It's one of the biggest ports. Biden also blamed businesses for adjusting
their supply chains to be more efficient before the coronavirus pandemic hit. Yeah, God forbid,
right? The world has changed, Biden said,
blaming the lean, efficient supply chains developed by private companies for being
unable to handle the disruptions caused by the coronavirus. Yeah, you should have been prepared
for that. We should have seen this coming. But if you said that, you would have been a racist,
too. That's your world. I just live in it. The president praised his ports envoy, John Picari,
for his success at solving issues at the ports, even though the delay contained. What success?
He actually says this. Do you remember GW showed up during the, what was it, the New Orleans
flood? And he said, you're doing a great job, Brownie. Remember? A hell of a job. This is what
he says about his port guy. He's done one heck of a job.
One heck of a job, huh?
I'm going to kill you, you life-suckers!
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