The Nick DiPaolo Show - Black Crime Loop | Nick Di Paolo Show #636

Episode Date: December 7, 2021

Don Lemon tangled in Smollet trial. Joe Rogan roasts CNN. NYC wants non-citizens to vote. Chicago Loop sees more violence. Trans swimmer beats girls.

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I don't care where you're listening. You got to admit, Belichick is every bit as good at what he does as Tom Brady. Unbelievable, man. You see him? Going to Buffalo last night, the winds were 55 miles an hour, some gusts, 30 to 50 miles an hour. So what do they do? They do what any good ball coach would do.

We're going to run the shit out of the ball. And apparently they can. People probably say, well, that was boring. I fucking loved it. And by the way, that's Stevenson running back for the Pats. They'll get him from Oklahoma. Mama mia. Wait till you see what he's going to do in the future he fumbled once I guess on opening day because I was watching the Pats like five games in and I saw him carry the ball I go who's this guy where's he been

and I and I said to my wife I bet you he fumbled to something early in this sure enough I was reading an article and then he missed a missed a block was blitzing, and they sat him down for another two or three games. That's how you learn. It's the Belichick way. But he'll plug somebody else in. It doesn't matter who, and it works because everybody else is, okay, I know you guys are sick of this, but come on. You rip off seven in a row in the NFL?

That's bragging. Now they're two ahead of Buffalo who thought they had this thing sewed up. We're back. Who's we, Nick? You're a fucking podcaster. I know, but I can dream, can't I? All right, let's get to it, shall we? In the N-word segment tonight, our N-word segment today is about, guess what?

That's right, the actual N-word. Columbia University will not discipline, I repeat, will not discipline a professor who angered students by using the N-word while quoting a scene from the tremendous film Eight Mile. Let me start right there. What does it say about our society when a professor who gets to keep his job after angering a few of his jerk-off snowflake students is considered a newsworthy headline at all. Sorry, guys. God damn it. AIDS. It says our society, when it comes to the issue of race, is more out of balance than Whoopi Goldberg's diet. Have you seen her lately? Looks like a pile of tires. She or a pile of coal. I don't know.

I'm not being rude. I'm just saying terrible. Anyway, the school felt the actions described didn't meet the threshold for discriminatory harassment. The threshold for discriminatory harassment? Shit. They didn't meet the threshold for having an investigation in the first place. in the first place. If anything, the students were the ones who should have been found guilty

of discriminatory harassment of a white teacher. What the fuck? Because he's white? He can't even say the word nigger or nigga in any context whatsoever when he's quoting a line from a movie that he didn't write?

Seriously. This is more evidence today's thirst for so-called social justice isn't about reconciliation, but about black retribution. Let me reenact how the meeting

in a perfect, in a normal world with the whiny bitch-ass students should have gone. Investigator. First of all, what the fuck are you white students doing here?

White students. It made us uncomfortable, too. You want comfortable? Steal a hotel bathrobe. Get the fuck out. This doesn't concern you. Investigator to the black students that are left. Did he direct the word nigga at you?

Students, no, but he, was he saying it out of anger towards anybody of color? No, but that's not, you realize the professor has defended civil rights and fought for racial equity his whole life. His resume shows that.

Yeah, but because he's still, you realize he's a professor at Columbia, right? And not a drug lord from Columbia. Yeah, but he's still, hey, shut it. And a real white racist, by the way, kids, would have no interest in working here or with people who look like you. But the students say, but just because he was quoting a line from a movie doesn't mean it didn't hurt our feelings. Investigator, oh, it was a line from a movie. Students, yes. Investigator,

did he write the movie? Well, no, but we get out. Get out. Shuddy. After the professor was cleared, listen to this. One student was quoted as saying, those are the benefits of being tenured. is saying those are the benefits of being tenured. You're allowed to say anything you want, and you're allowed to say things people don't like. No ass face, no bitch snowflake. Those are the benefits of the Constitution and living in the United States, something you'll never learn at that shithole Columbia. And that is the N-word. Oh my god, these poor kids have just... look what we've done to him. He actually has the right to say stuff people don't like. Oh my aching stem. That's a student at Columbia, not Columbia Records where they ripped me off as a kid. But I ripped them

off, I can't remember. I sent him a dime and I got 4,000 albums. Then I sent the lawyer after. No. People not my age are going, what is he talking about? Google it, motherfuckers. Anyways, let's stay on race, shall we? Guess who I'm going to talk about? No, not the Samoans. Not yet. What's the headline? Two black fags walk into a bar. What?

That's not nice. Jussie. Ah, the homosexuals. Smollett. On trial for allegedly, still going to say allegedly, staging a hate crime against himself. Test, that's how narcissistic he is. He does it against himself. Excuse me, such a bad actor we figured out the hoax in three seconds. That's why you're not getting paid! Anyways, the hoax against himself testified Monday that he had correspondence with CNN's Don Lemon. During the early parts of the Chicago Police Department's investigation into the incident,

Smollett, 39, testified that he received a text from Lemon supposedly relaying information that the Chicago Police Department don't believe Smollett's account of what happened. Fox News Matt Finn reported from the Windy City Courthouse. Reps for CNN and Lemon did not immediately respond to Fox News requests for comment, as they never do, especially when they know they're wrong. Look at these two lying cocksuckers, literally. Lemon told his viewers at the time that the story was personal since he and Smollett had been acquaintances and were in constant communication since the alleged incident. That's interesting.

And that Smollett told Lemon what he said had happened to him, which he admitted raised a lot of questions. This guy, by the way, Lemon, might be the dumbest. This is what happens when you hire by race and gender and you want to show off your wokeness, CNN. This is what you get. You literally piss on meritocracy. That's how we made this country great.

And you replace it with identity horseshit. And there you go. This guy is, not only is he stupid, gay is the least of his problems. Oh, Nick, why are you saying that's a problem? I got a problem. I don't like to suck a pee-pee. I'll watch a girl do it.

It's artwork. When he does it, oh my goodness gracious, I get heartburn. Anyways, he stressed that while Smollett is innocent until proven guilty, he still squandered the goodwill of a whole lot of people if his story wasn't true. Look, he's still pretending. By the way, I'll get to his ramifications. Sorry, folks.

He even lied to a lot of people, including me, Don Lemon says. He's lying. He's lying. That's not cool. Lemon said to his viewers, he squandered the goodwill of very high profile people who one day may be running this country like Kamala Harris and Cory Booker. Oh, my God, are you ignorant and a racist. Excuse me. Really? Can you imagine him saying that after Kamala Harris, how she's doing right now?

Herpes, genital herpes is more popular. Has better approval ratings, you two goo gobblers. Did you enjoy the bathhouse, giving the big African kids a ving-danger? Huh? Fucking mining for diamonds on your chest? Anyways, like Kamala Harris and Cory Booker. Oh, and people like President Trump. He throws that in to try to balance it.

What a transparent piece of garbage. And by the way, we already know Cuomo is gone for good. Don Lemon, you might be in some hot water. Of course, they would never fire a black gay guy at CNN. But what are you doing talking on the phone personally to this guy while you're reporting on the story? Gee, you don't have to be Walter Cronkite or fucking Angela Lansbury or Chris Berman to know that that's a no-no. Isn't that kind of a conflict of interest?

I think it is. So I am interested to see how that plays out. But, geez, they can't can him, now let's talk about CNN real quick, well, I guess we'll get into a story about it, but isn't it fun to watch them crash and burn finally, you know, not fast enough, but I can't wait to see, how can you look at those ratings and, you know, try hiring, let me give you a little tip, Zucker, another guy who could be in trouble. Hey, Zucker, yeah, hire a fucking old, two old white guys who have a history.

Poach them from Fox News just to show the rest of the world that you've been jerking us off the last 20 years and now you're in trouble and you need the ratings, so you're going to try the truth for once. They won't do that. I guarantee it'll be a tranny with hands bigger than fucking Fred Gwynn's, a vagina like a catcher's mitt and nice sideburns, fucking hair, lip, and a glass eye. I just described a girl I dated in college up at Maine. She was from Lewiston. Yeah, she played tight end for the Boston Game.

Anyways, let's move the fuck on, shall we? But I want to see Don Lemon get in some trouble now. Hey, whatever happened to that suit that we were following where he fucking put his hands down his pants and rubbed his own balls and put his fingers under a guy's mustache. God, I've always dreamed of him doing that to me. That's why I grew this. Anyways, let's stay on the subject of CNN, because I'm not the only one who has opinions on it. My boy, Joe Rogan, who hasn't talked to me since my last special, I don't think he liked it. Maybe that's not it.

Maybe it's because I went on there and schooled him on how crooked CNN is. And that was four or five years ago. And NBC and the likes. And he was saying I was being, you know, typical right winger or whatever. But guess who's finally coming around? And we need him. You know, no matter, Joseph, testosterone-driven dude who we fucking need. I say it every time. He's a monster, biggest podcast in the world. So that's a sledgehammer. So spread the word, Joe, now that you've come around. Podcast giant Joe Rogan took a flamethrower to CNN as the liberal network

is engulfed in a scandal following bombshell revelations about its former star anchor, Chris Cuomo. It took you this? This is what it took to come around to figure out the adoption? On Friday's installment of the Joe Rogan Experience, which was released during Cuomo's suspension from the network, but before his firing, Rogan insisted Cuomo was done as a journalist. Bye-bye, dickhead. Well, call him a detective. He says, and I quote Joe, says, I think CNN is realizing that their ratings are dog shit,

Rogan said, and that having these highly polarizing editorial personalities like Brian Stelter, he's doing his homework finally, and Don Lemon. I'd hang out with Don Lemon for a year before I'd spend five minutes with Brian Stelter. Try to grab my ass when I took him to Chuck E. Cheese. I personally, maybe he says it's just my bias. I want the news. I want the news. I want objective news.

Objective news. Come here, Joe. Put me on. You got mad at me when I went out there and I brought up the Steele dossier and you had no idea what I was talking about. And your producer kept pulling up how many times Trump lied. We all know that's fucking horseshit. And it was CNN doing it.

And MSNBC, ABC. See, you're not going to get it. You have to go online. Go to Breitbart. I don't give a fuck. People go, no, it's real. Go to James O'Keefe, Project Veritas. It's out there.

Here's Joe Rogan talking to a guy that he's engaged to, Dallas. I mean, he's engaging with. Go ahead. Well, I think CNN is realizing that their ratings are dog shit. And that having these highly polarizing editorial personalities

like Stelter and Don Lemon. Amen, Joe. You know, Michael Malice is fucking hilarious. You know what he did? He put up, he goes, now that Chris Cuomo's gone, who's the alpha male over at CNN? And he put up a poll,

and everybody said Anderson Cooper. The Anderson Cooper. I personally, maybe this is just my bias, I want the news. I want objective news. i want someone to tell me what are the facts of what's going on and what's happening i don't want your ideological okay and i know he's still and again i know fox is part of the corporate news and all that shit but joe and everybody else just loves to love they used to lump in fox news with cnn ms i could show you clips of these people saying it they would try to lump them in News with CNN, MSN. I could show you clips of people saying it.

They would try to lump them in. And it's just not fucking true. American News, News One, Newsmax, America One. They give kind of an honest effort. The best they can do compared to... CNN just didn't turn into a propaganda machine yesterday or when Cuomo got fired. We've been screaming at the TV

for literally 20 years. That's how many road gigs I did sitting in a fucking terminal watching jerk off CNN. But I don't know if this... Joe's just coming... He's coming around. Not that he was ever a liberal.

He wants it down the middle. And I'm just saying it's very hard to do unless you go online, follow certain people. Go ahead. Slant. I don't want this left wing propaganda network, which is what CNN has become. The way I look at CNN now is so differently than the way I looked at CNN 15, 20 years ago. Yeah. I used to look at them as like, this is how I get the news.

And there was your first mistake because they sucked 20 years ago all due respect 20 years ago is 2001 do you understand that go watch what they were saying about 9-11 go watch their reporting on that and how it was objective for about a week before it got ugly again just saying anyways i love the sign he's got too i know i've seen that somewhere in the village near the comedy cellar it looks like uh i think it was a restaurant called moneta's but it's in green i don't know it has nothing to do with anything but anyhow uh anything else all right unbiased professional news they're going to tell me what's happening in pakistan and what's happening in you know mogadishu this these are this is these are the real journalists that are telling you the news now i look at them i go you fucking propagandists

like what do you what you the right arm of p of Pfizer. What are you doing? That's right. Amen. Amen. Spread the news. I should be on the goddamn show. I am the OG of comics when it comes to exposing the left folks.

I'm not proud to say that. I'm 50 fucking nine. But I'm just saying, go back. Go on the internet and Google tough crowd. I actually use the term cultural Marxist to describe the commercials. 20 years ago, people are just coming around. You wonder why Biden's the president? Because he stole it. Nobody's wondering. Piece of jackass. This is CNN. The most trusted name in news. I can get news from Pakistan.

We have a guy out there, a remote guy. What's his name? Durka Durka. Muhammad Jihad. That's right. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. Bacala. Bacala. Muhammad Muhammad do reporting. I don't know.

The liberal podcast host, I don't know if that's accurate either. Joe told me, like, you know, he's raised by, like, hippies kind of parents. Newton's a very liberal place. But I don't think, I'd call him libertarian, more down the middle. But, you know, he made a few gay jokes. So, oh, Christ, he's to the right of, you know, Nick DiPaolo. The liberal podcast host added there's a market for real news and that it's really hard to find that now, particularly outside independent sources. Yeah, well, like I said, you got to do your homework. Who's the guy on,

when I lived in New York, Aaron Klein? It was a Jewish name. He would talk to people. I don't know how he had his connections. I think he lived in Israel. Excuse me. But he would talk to people embedded.

Like he, I was in my car going to the comedy cellar. He was talking to people embedded. Like he, I was in my car going to the comedy cellar. He was talking to an actual terrorist, a Palestinian who like agreed to, you know, it was fucking fascinating. And he would find people like that all the time. I want to say Aaron Klein, but I don't remember. That's the problem.

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Well, more idiocy. I just brought up de Blasio. More idiocy. New York City, long a beacon for immigrants, is on the cusp of becoming the largest places in the country to give non-citizens the right to vote in local elections.

Fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. By the way, let me, I don't even think this is in the article. I'll let you know. This has been going on in San Francisco and a few other cities for years. At the local level, they're allowed to vote. But that's, they're just doing like they are. They fuck us in the ass. They take it slow, right? They just put the tip in.

Eventually, somebody will get off a caravan and walk into a booth and pull a lever. I mean, that's where it's headed. We all know that, okay? Pelosi, I hope you die of some type of cancer that eats your fucking bones away until you're 110. I hope you die of some type of cancer that eats your fucking bones away. Until you're 110. I hope you hang on that long. And you squeal like a pig in pain. Legally documented voting. What is with the... Legally documented voting age.

Non-citizens comprise nearly one in nine of the city's seven million voting age inhabitants. Under a bill nearing approval, some 800,000 non-citizens will be allowed to cast ballots in elections to pick the mayor. See, if you do that, if you do that, you're going to get another de Blasio. You see. Probably why they're doing it now. You can pick the mayor, city council members, and other municipal office holders. The ones that really make a difference in a city.

They're trying to pass this off. Yeah, but they can't vote for president. You do more damage at the local levels. You're not fucking fooling anybody, you mamalooks. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in state elections unless the Democrats fix the machines that pick the governor, judges, and legislatures. Yeah, tell me about it. Little stands in the way of the effort becoming law. The measure has broad support.

Excuse me. support, excuse me, within the city council, which is all ignorant fuckstains, which is expected to ratify the proposal Thursday. Mayor Bill gobble, gobble, goo, you're a dirty fag. de Blasio has raised concerns about the wisdom and legality of the legislature. Sure he has. Oh my God, is he not a player? But he said he won't veto it. Oh, so.

Oh my God. Who said that? de Blasio. Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Vilm, Vilm, what's his real name? Vilm, Wilm Helm something.

Anyways, is it me or does it seem this guy has been mayor for 50 years now? Has it ever? He's talking about running for president. Don't you remember what happened last time, Jerkoff? Anyways, the law would give an electoral voice this is how they justify it to the many new yorkers who love the city and have made it their permanent home well you know there's a lot of illegals who love the city and made it permanent permanent home you're gonna is

that the reasoning behind it give them the vote but can't easily become u.S. citizens. It's not supposed to be easy. Getting fucked in line like everybody else. Are you listening to me? I don't know how to speak Spanish. Easily. Can't easily become U.S. citizens or would rather remain citizens of their home nations for various reasons. Really.

And to that I say. Fuck you mother. What? You heard me. Fuck your mother! What? You heard me. Fuck your mother! You'd rather stay a citizen of your own? But suck off the tit of the American taxpayer? There you go.

Yay liberals. Yay democrats. Thank you for treating people. Again, these are immigrants. Not necessarily illegal. But again, thank you for treating the illegals who come over better than actual citizens of your own country. They despise us. Please come to Boston.

Well, well, well. So New York's going apart. Oh, the violence is i i read a couple more stories i don't even think they get more i talked about the guy get the italian tourist stabbed to death another guy fucking shot to death sitting on a bench but seems like it's on to me and again they don't mention the colors of the victim so i kind you know. Anyways, speaking of a crime headline, Black Crime Loop. If you've been to the city, Chicago, that's what they call the downtown area.

It's a loop. The trains go like this and Bob Newhart, you see it at the beginning, miss you? Been there many times. That's just funny. I read about these cities. I'm like, holy shit. I know exactly where and what. Thank God I'm off the road and selling pure horse. That's heroin for you kids who aren't. Black crime loop, it's becoming a familiar sight, chaos in the loop.

It happened again Saturday night with large crowds. Let me, can I do the story the way it should be? Large black crowds. Shootings and beatings. This is like, you know, supposed to be the nice area of Chicago. This is not the hood. This is downtown, the low, you know. That's Lori Lightfoot.

She just saw a picture of a dick. An officer was left with a broken arm and police arrested more than 21 young people. Young, I will say it, black people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Not everybody.

You come to Savannah, and we all get along beautifully, but you're not going to see this. You're not going to see it on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC. Do you know how long they've been ignoring this shit, folks? That's why we are where we are as far as racial issues in this country. Cherrypicking stories where white cops do something wrong and then overcovering it, giving it more exposure than it deserves. You created quite a narrative for us, CNN, MSN. People are catching on finally. Let's take a look at having fun in the loop in Chicago.

That's a bus driver. A Chicago Transit Authority bus driver beaten in the road and injured. Some hours later, a teenager shot in the arm, a gunman firing after the victim bumped into him on a sidewalk. A convenience store worker also punched in the face, a snapshot of Saturday night chaos in the Chicago Loop. Police arresting 21 young people in all. At least one, a 15-year 15 year old is facing a felony battery charge

i don't even like the way the guy said uh what's the word he said bn bn that's the that's that's how i know even the people reporting on it are illiterate bn yeah leave that t out that's what they do in the hood but maybe he's giving it a black flavor. I'll say it again. We don't have a crime problem. We have a black crime problem in this country. And I hope this gets out to everybody on the fucking internet. Because that's why this show fucking exists.

Until New York Times can say that, Fox News, any of them. Until you can say we have a black crime and people nod and some black people, high some black people, high profile black people say you're absolutely right, then we might be able to fix it. But until you keep doing this, not reporting the race of a victim, if it's a black suspect and vice, you know, if it's a white guy doing it, we know everything about his blood type and free sex. You keep that shit up. And Lori Lightfoot, people like her are the

fucking problem. Look at this freak. What did you do before this? Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot spoke out. I can't wait to hear what she has to say. What needs to change? Well, how about your job? Bring somebody else in. Well, others have their own solutions. This is what she says, and I quote, we shouldn't have to get to that point, but if we do, we will, she said. Let me know what she's talking about. Lightfoot said when the chaos erupted, one tactic used by police was to push people towards trains to go home from Millennial Park where they were gathered.

These kids have to take responsibility, but here comes the but. But I'm going to say the parents have to take responsibility. And then she said this. What folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady, but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson's and eat like a field hand and gobble like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkinson's and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog. Well said. She says, do you know, and she's right on this part, but you defunding the police and being for all that shit goes against you saying this. Do you know where your kid is? Are you making sure that you're talking to your children about

how they should act in a large crowd? Well, I think I can answer that question the same way I did 40 years ago. No, no, and no. I have to look this up because I always quote this guy and I always confuse confuse Patrick Moynihan with Patrick Leahy. One of them is a senator in the 60s did a comprehensive study on the breakdown of the black family and how it's affecting society. I mean, it was really controversial at the time, but everything he wrote in that is still holds true today. But even then he was, you know, people going, oh, that's a little much. We have to fix the black family. I don't know, you know, that's, I mean, starts with parenting, but you can't be watching black kids break windows and riot and

beat people up and, you know, have them back on the streets ten minutes later. All right? Lady, lady, hello? Community leader Tyrone Muhammad, I didn't make that name up, who works with young black people, took it further, saying, now here comes what's wrong with today's possible solutions for race. He works with black youth, Tyrone Muhammad. race he works with black youth tyrone muhammad he says saying groups like his should be part of the solution by helping relate to kids better right to relate to kids better and diffuse situations on the ground in a different in a different way oh Oh yeah, and what's that? No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

Let's create the opportunities. Again, taking the spotlight off the kids who are committing the crimes and putting on society. We're not doing enough for them. You got to have a mom and dad and a dad who kicks ass when the fucking kid gets a...

End of story. Let's create the opportunity so our children can feel like they belong downtown. Now he's implying that they're made not to feel. Of course they're not wanted downtown when they behave like this. Oh, my God. And he's making national news. The founder of Xcons.

Oh, I'm guaranteed he got radicalized in jail. That's the name. For community and social change. Not that it's an event to come downtown. Downtown shouldn't be an event. It should be something that feels normal and natural because we live in this city. Oh, my aching stem. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Implying that somehow, you know, the establishment,

white people don't want him downtown. Been there fucking many times. Used to be a nice city, Tyrone. So again, we're not doing enough to keep the kids busy. That's their only choices, to play in a basketball league at midnight or to shoot, rob, and steal, and murder. Those are the only two options in life, right, Tyra? CPT, Chicago Police Department, says it did work with street outreach workers to coordinate with officers, calling their response sufficient. Officers also recovered two replica guns and issued nine curfew violations.

Curfew. These kids are raping and robbing and shooting each other. Oh, no, I've got to get home. The street light's wrong. Fucking bitch-ass bitch. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Hey, don't steal your merchandise.

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you busy from watching what your government's doing to you as we transition from a representative republic to a fucking Marxist society. I'm not fucking joking around. This'll, at least it's interesting. Watered down, I get watered down, man. A 22-year-old transgender swimmer, get it? At the University of Pennsylvania, continued her, her, again, transgender woman is a guy,

just for you guys keeping score at home, who became, became a woman. I wonder if she has a big log in her speedo. Acts as a rudder to keep her in the middle of the lane. Continued her dominant performances this season by beating up girls who actually have pussies. Congratulations. Nice going, Frank. I mean, Franklina.

Anyway, she's killing the girls. I hate to even refer to her as her. Setting numerous pool, meet, and program records at a three-day event in Ohio last weekend. Oh, God, help me. He's a fag. Leah Thomas. Oh, Leah. This is when she was a girl. Leah Thomas. Oh, Leah.

This is when she was a girl, right? Sad parties, I'd still throw a one. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm a fucking animal. I'm like Joe Pesci in Rage of Both. Yeah, he ain't fucking anything. No, I'm kidding. Thank God I'm married. Look at that thing.

It's like fucking banging grunk. Leah Thomas blew away her competition. Uh-oh, is that a naughty reference? Friday night in the 500-yard freestyle preliminaries. And I know, freestyle. Fucking, it's hilarious. And finals at the, what is it, the Zippy Invitational? Who wants a trophy in your fucking room that says Zippy?

Hey, honey, I won the gold in the Zippy. The Zippy Invitational at the University of Akron, according to results posted by the school. In the finals, Thomas notched a winning time of four hours, 34, I mean, four minutes, 34 seconds, and six one-hundredths of a second. Good enough for a new Ivy League record. That's just horrific.

He's a fan. No, no, no. She won fair and square by the tip of her dick. The swimmer continued smashing records on Saturday with a nearly seven-second victory in the 200-yard freestyle with a time of one minute, 41, almost 42 seconds, representing the

fastest finish in the country, the school said. Yes! By a guy in a one-piece. Let's treat it like it is. Okay? Okay. You understand seven seconds in any race is like, might as well be seven hours. That's how big the gap, but it's not over. Wait till you hear the next one. Over the weekend, Thomas also set a new program meet and pull record in the 1,600, oh, that sounds tiring, 1,650-yard freestyle. She finished that race in, is that 15 minutes?

You can't swim 1,600 yards in 15 seconds, can you? in 15 seconds. Can you? Anyways, more than 38 seconds ahead of the second place. Guys, that's over a half a minute. Do you understand? The second place girl wouldn't even be in the picture if you had a kid for another two hours. 38 seconds ahead of second place finisher and teammate, Anna Kalindadze.

That's her scene there. Cute girl with an actual clitoral hood. Which apparently slows you down while you're swimming. I can do anything better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I can do anything better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can.

No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not.

Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. I can shoot a partridge with a sword. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da. Fucking quiz!

Before her transition, Thomas competed for two full seasons at Penn as a man, then realized that she couldn't beat a man as a man, and the bitch turned into a girl so she could win some races, you piece of garbage. NCAA rules mandate at least one year of testosterone suppression treatment to be eligible to compete as a woman. Swimming is a huge part of my life and who I am. I've been a swimmer since I was five years old, Thomas told Penn Today last June. That's terrific, kid. Good for you.

Who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly, Bill. Being trans has not affected my ability to do this sport and being able to continue. Yeah, it has. You see the denial? Oh, my God. Who's that she's holding up?

Look at the foot. She's got Bill Walton's feet. Aye, puppy. Being able to continue is very rewarding. Oh, please. That is it, ladies and gentlemen, for the show today. I want to thank contributors to the show, like Leif Andre Brendan of Norway,

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