The Nick DiPaolo Show - Black-Washing White Culture | Nick DiPaolo Show #371
Episode Date: June 29, 2020The Golden Girls, smeared with mud. White judge with no street smarts. St.Louis couple Thank you Rebecca from San Francisco, CA for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon!... FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir
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enjoy Oh, yeah.
It's that time again, Monday.
Tell me why I don't like Monday.
Rez, you always come in on Monday a little somber.
What happened?
You're like me.
It's fucking Monday.
Nothing has to happen, right?
I can imagine having a wife and kids
i couldn't even handle that real quickly folks uh a little on a personal note uh my dad as you know
i've been talking about him so i had alzheimer's for probably 12 years now and uh he's not good
right now so it could be any day this week or whatever. I'm not that religious, as you know.
So but for you people who are keeping in your prayers for me, please.
He'd be better off if he goes, you know, as horrible as that sounds.
But, you know, quality of life, it's gone and it has been for a while.
So anyways, say a prayer.
Excuse me.
I'm glad he isn't aware for the last few years
of what's going on in this country.
Love to see his take.
You think Patrice O'Neill was rough?
Un-fucking-believable.
But, uh...
Make me a sandwich.
Yes. Make me a sandwich. Yes.
Make me a fucking sandwich!
In the Make Me a Sandwich segment today,
Rep Ayanna Pressley,
most hateful black woman on the planet,
hates Whitey to a core,
yet she's, you know,
she's part of Massachusetts,
she's a congresswoman or whatever,
I don't even know, I don't care.
I hate her so much.
You know what she says?
It's time to pay us what you owe us.
And to that I say, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
By the way, white people,
enjoy you watching your country,
your history being taken down piece by piece.
It's unbelievable what's going on.
I knew it would get bad, but I couldn't fathom this anyway.
One of the members of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's squad, we call them the pig squad,
stood up in the U.S. House of Reps and let loose an epic rant about blacks in America.
It was amazingly unhinged, even for a radical in Congress.
There were so many half-truths, falsehoods, exaggerations, laughable misinterpretations of history. about blacks in America. It was amazingly unhinged, even for a radical in Congress.
There were so many half-truths,
falsehoods, exaggerations,
laughable misinterpretations of history and outright lies
that even some Democrats
must have cringed in embarrassment.
Whoever wrote that,
I disagree with you.
They don't cringe in embarrassment.
They're shameless.
It's their religion.
She's black.
She's female.
She can get away
with whatever the fuck she wants.
She can say whatever the fuck she wants.
Look at the three dogs staring at her.
We admire your hate.
Look at those three pigs.
I wouldn't stick my thumb in all four of them.
Pigs.
She says, I rise today on behalf of every black family that has been robbed of a child.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it.
The Massachusetts Congresswoman
and member of the squad
on behalf of every family member
that has been forced to see their loved one
lynched on national television.
The fuck does that even mean?
You're a loser.
You'll always be a loser.
I guess she's referring to police shootings uh does that include white people who were shot unarmed by the cops more
than black people are you just driving while black jogging well by the way black people drive like
maniacs okay i lived in new york i've lived in in Massachusetts I lived in LA you drive like you do everything else angry I sit
on my porch here in Georgia I live in a
residential area every time a car goes
by the speed limits 35 go by a 60 65
it's not fucking Wayne Newton being
played on that radio either sleeping
while black I guess a lot of blacks
been killed while sleeping we have been
criminalized for the very way we show up in the world.
Bull fucking shit has nothing to do with what you do once you get in the world, right?
Those statistics on the FBI set are all made up, right?
Ayana, whatever your fucking name is.
Under the harsh gaze of far too many, my black body is seen as a threat.
Always considered armed.
You know what?
Fucking kiss my fucking ass. Make me me a sandwich make me a fucking sandwich she says centuries of institutionalized oppression
will not be undone overnight seems like it is
in america as a structural uh racism in america is as structural as the marble pillars of this very
institution yeah that you're fucking tainting with the power of the pen we must legislate
accountability dismantle these systems and move in the direction of justice and healing so in other
words dismantle this system our very form of government the best one in the world people are
trying to clam it and get in here, sneaking in here.
She wants to dismantle it because it doesn't fit her black narrative.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
In Massachusetts, you're fucking embarrassing.
I can't believe I grew up there.
It wasn't like that when I grew up.
You vote her in?
Oh, that's right.
There are no such things black racism
the justice in policing act is a critical step forward and i applaud the leadership of the
congressional black caucus structural racism which she speaks was legislative and constitutionally
undone decades ago exactly the law is not the problem which i've been saying on the show
whether our racial insensitivity and ignorance uh there is inequality again exactly in all races but this whole narrative that it's
a fucking white race what presley is demanding is not equality before the law but equality of
outcomes yeah that's what obama was for and any other black person with power. She doesn't want equality of opportunity. She wants systemic change that will build in legal guarantees that blacks and whites will be equal in income, housing, jobs, and one supposes representation in Congress and the courts.
Activists like Presley don't want to wait for the natural evolution of society where gradualism and
incrementalism would rule and that's that's the natural way of life things take a long time to
change but she wants to do it all uh the only way for the government to mandate that kind of
equality is to enforce a strict quota system that's exactly what she wants it is the most childish fucking way to view the world and her notion of reckoning is biblical
in its allegory as a practical matter it's payback and she says as much there's a suggestion of
extortion in her words that she would deny but is there uh but is there if anyone chooses to see it
yeah she's just fucking horrible she's a malignant cunt she really is and that anyone chooses to see it. Yeah, she's just fucking horrible. She's a malignant cunt.
She really is, and that's understating it.
Can you imagine if Massachusetts voted her in?
I can't even.
As liberal as it is, it's hard for me to believe, actually.
That air conditioner isn't doing shit, is it, Rez?
God damn.
I came in, it was 90 in here.
Ew.
And it's not like it's not gonna be like this every day
for the next four months we're gonna get somebody in here i don't know it worked last year let's
get back to the uh dismantlement of a white establishment in our country and uh all the
nonsense a black lives matter organizer who implored all Allah to give her the strength to not kill these men and white folks.
And that white skin is subhuman.
Received an award from the Canadian government meant to encourage a run for public office.
You fucking whore.
Put her up there.
That's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready.
There she is.
Try to kill me. Choke you with your own dreads nice fucking i hate white people dress too the unearthed comments from usra kugali follows co-founders of the u.s branch of
black lives matter she's a co-founder.
Being exposed by the National Post for vowing to oppose capitalism
and claiming we're trained Marxists.
Well, thanks for connecting the dots, whore.
We know that.
The tweet no longer on the social media platform, but it read,
Please, Allah.
There's another problem with her.
Give me strength not to cuss slash kill these men and
white folks out here today. Please, please, please. And I'll tell you another thing. Frankly,
you're beginning to smell Allah. Oh, there it is. Islam, the religion of peace,
praying to Allah. So I won't slit these white people's throats.
Who are the racist in this country who kogali nice name an alleged anti-racist
he's a fucking anti-racist so ignorant she doesn't see the irony and founder of black
liberation collective canada only had one qualm with a tweet.
It drowned out the discussion we sought to spark about the black lives of those who have died at the guns of police in this country.
Is she talking this country or Canada?
Canada, I guess.
Right?
How many black people have been killed in Canada by cops?
Two in 150 years?
There's only 11 total.
Watch the NHL. The daughter of a Sudanese twat, I mean refugee, she's the daughter of a Sudanese refugee, has also insisted white
people are recessive genetic defects who should be wiped out. That whiteness is not humanness
and white skin is subhuman. She put that on her Facebook page in 2015,
yet she still has a career.
So fucking racist.
Yes, white people are subhuman.
We have recessive genetic defects.
You can tell by white men
have never accomplished nothing on this planet
as opposed to Africa, you know.
Right? Just ignore fucking, by white men have never accomplished nothing on this planet as opposed to Africa, you know. Right.
Just ignore fucking just ignore everyday evidence right in front of your face and go with your.
She's blinded by her hateness.
These people are everything that they say white people are in this country or Canada.
I don't even give a shit.
We should be wiped out.
And with sub human is what she said
oh easy despite these clearly racist attacks kogali received a canadian government sanctioned
young woman and leadership award 2018 give her the stanley cup
fucking whore recipients of the awards are connected with women interested in politics,
with female leaders on council and in the civil service. And the program is meant to encourage
women to run for public office. Kogali has also been invited to speak at countless universities.
Let that one sink in. You can't handle the truth. Can you imagine? They ask her still to speak at university. Think about that.
Think about that. When Ann Coulter, fucking Ben Shapiro, can't even speak at a university.
Think about it. It's academia in Canada and here that needs to be destroyed. It really is a threat to our fucking national sovereignty.
That's not an overstatement.
Embodying a quintessentially Alinsky-ite tactic
to accuse the other side of that which you are guilty,
this is what the guy who wrote it said,
BLM's accusation of racism in white people
pale in comparison to the racism
entrenched in their movement.
Exactly.
So hateful, they're blind.
It's called projection, folks.
They're projecting.
They're the most,
I'm talking about these people,
the movers and shakers, the BLMs,
the most hateful people on the fucking planet.
And they were raised that way.
How do you know?
I don't know, I'm just taking a guess.
But you know what?
Some black people do get it.
A lot of black people do get it,
but you're not gonna hear their voices ever
unless you watch this show.
And here's one big dude,
I wouldn't argue with this guy about anything.
Colin Quinn used to always say, black people are just big.
He goes, my mailman's like 6'4", 240.
And after he said that,
every time I saw a black guy on the street,
I'm like, God god damn it he's taller
than me like this barbershop that's right near our studio here i have yet to see any dudes go in
there black dudes under six three not one like what a terrible yeah that's so horrible be
generalizing as opposed to how they generalize about white people but check out this big dude
and he's had enough of this Black Lives Matter horseshit.
Here's a guy with his head screwed on straight, in my opinion.
It's time to be honest about the history of black people in the Democrat Party.
I've been hearing a lot of lies.
Who is the party of chains?
Who is the party of racism?
Let's set the record straight.
Thank you, my brother.
Once and for all. You ready?
Yes, Traps. Abraham Lincoln was the first Republican president. Lincoln wanted to free
the slaves. Democrats fought a war to keep their slaves. Republican President Abraham Lincoln
issued the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing all slaves in America. Democrat slave owners were furious.
Lincoln made equality for all black people part of the official Republican Party platform.
What color was Lincoln?
Black people love Lincoln, most of them, you know, because it's their favorite car.
They've been driving Lincolns since the 70s.
favorite car. They've been driving Lincolns since the 70s. Then I think we apparently had a second president who helped black people out way back. His name was Nissan. Go ahead.
Nissan Maxima.
Wrote and passed the 13th Amendment, ending slavery forever in the United States.
Most Democrats voted against it.
Republicans wrote and passed the 14th Amendment and granted
citizenship and equal protection
under the law to former slaves.
No Democrats
voted for it. Republicans
wrote and passed the 15th Amendment
allowing black Americans the right
to vote. No
Democrats voted for it.
The first black senator was a Republican. The first
black member of the U.S. House of Representatives, a Republican and former slave. In fact, the first
23 African-American members of Congress were all Republican. While Republicans were electing black people to Congress, the Democrats were founding
the KKK. The KKK was founded in opposition to the Republican Party. The KKK dedicated itself
to a campaign of violence against Republican leaders and voters, both black and white.
The KKK wanted white supremacy fulfilled
through electing Democrats.
You are correct.
Democrat states passed racist Jim Crow laws
that dehumanized black people.
You are correct.
Republican President Dwight D. Eisenhower
sent the National Guard to protect black students
You are correct.
integrating into all white schools
in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Who opposed this?
The Democrats who ran that state.
A segregationist Democrat ran for president every cycle until the 1980s.
The Civil Rights Act outlawed discrimination on the basis of race,
color, religion, or sex.
By percentage, more Republicans voted for the Civil Rights Act than Democrats.
You are correct.
Republican President Nixon used federal powers to desegregate even more states.
You are correct.
Justice Clarence Thomas nominated by George H.W. Bush.
You are correct.
His son, George W. Bush, started an AIDS program that saved over 13 million lives.
You are correct, sir.
President Trump restored funding to historically black colleges and universities.
President Trump passed the First Step Act, achieving landmark criminal justice reforms.
You are correct, sir.
President Trump passed the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, which featured opportunity zones, incentivizing
long-term investments in low-income communities.
Under President Trump, unemployment for Black Americans fell to the lowest number Americans
have ever seen, and Black women rose to the highest number in history.
Meanwhile, Democrat Governor of Virginia was black-faced multiple times and remains in
office while Joe Biden tells me
I am not black unless I vote for him.
So tell me, who are the real racists?
Who wants to keep you in bondage?
Be free.
Live free.
That is my right as an American.
You are correct, sir.
Take that, fucking Aniana Presley, you hateful bat. You are correct, sir.
Take that, fucking Antiana Presley, you hateful
batch.
I like to know
the exact number of black people who really
agree with what's going on right now.
You know?
With all this silliness.
The L'Oreal company.
I didn't even include this in our story today.
L'Oreal makeup company.
They won't use whitening things in their products anymore.
Here's another black person who gets it.
I don't even know who she is.
I don't know if she's famous or not.
She's cute enough to be famous.
Smart as a whip.
Go ahead.
In fact, Donald Trump was loved by many. People were inspired by him. People wanted to be famous, smart as a whip. Go ahead. In fact, Donald Trump was loved by many.
People were inspired by him.
People wanted to be him.
These so-called woke individuals that you blindly follow today
were friends with him.
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Jay-Z, P. Diddy.
And then magically, Donald Trump became a racist.
Logically speaking, a racist does not sign the First step act the races does not increase hpcu
funding by 14 you are correct ma'am a racist does not donate his presidential salary to help the
black community you are correct sweetie a racist is not signed preventing maternal death act you
are correct race is not put jennifer hudson's family in a hotel for free you are correct
a racist does not donate to Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Push movement.
That's right.
A racist does not get the FBI to investigate George Floyd's murder.
He's only doing all that for the black vote.
Hmm.
There you are.
You're wrong again.
Because a racist doesn't want the black vote.
Pause.
A racist would do absolutely nothing.
That's a great point.
That's the problem.
A lot of black people forget what real racism is.
I mean, today, under the definition of racism,
if you disagree with anything the black caucus says in Congress,
if you disagree with Obama, you would label the racist.
They forget what real racism is.
A real racist wouldn't have lunch with a black guy,
wouldn't hire him.
That goes for today, not just back in the day. It's all true. If Trump was a real racist, he wouldn't have lunch with a black guy wouldn't hire him that goes for today not just back in the day it's all true if trump was a real racist he wouldn't have done any of
this shit go ahead absolutely nothing to empower the black community so how is donald trump a racist
by the words he says it offended me It hurt my feelings. It made me sad. They might have. I'm not here to say
Donald Trump says the most perfect things at the most perfect times. Yes, he does.
But because words hurt your feelings does not mean that he is a racist.
Exactly. His actions, everything he has done,
completely annihilates the narrative of racism. Thank you. That's good.
Thanks.
Exactly right.
Judge people by their actions, not their words.
That's what this is turned into.
It's words.
Words are more important than actions,
according to the left, the Democrats.
That's why political correctness,
the very essence of it,
is fucking the language to control your behavior.
So she was spot on.
Good to see some black people get it.
Oh, here's good news.
The NBA will reportedly allow players to wear social justice slogans on their jerseys.
I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all.
Thank God, because, you know, fucking LeBron James seems like a real smart guy.
I used to defend him.
Ugh, until he showed his true colors.
It seems even the NBA, which has been reticent to allow players to protest
during the national anthem in years past, may embrace social justice slogans.
I was going to make up a bunch, but I didn't want to get kicked off YouTube.
I didn't want to bother Raz either.
I was going to have you make up a bunch of tank top, you know, fake NBA shirt.
Only a real show would do that.
On its players jersey, they're going to wear a slogan,
when the NBA's bubble league gets up and running.
I could have given, the NBA could be playing in my driveway.
I wouldn't fucking watch.
It's the most overrated
spectator sport.
Basketball is a great sport,
fun to play,
but if you can watch,
I've already said it
a hundred times on this show,
watch two teams trade baskets
for two hours
before they mean anything.
I don't get it.
And then the last two minutes
when it's supposed to be exciting,
they follow each other intentionally
and fucking back and forth.
And the last two minutes,
last day,
they got a lot of problems. Finally, somebody came out and agreed with me some guy in college
basketball has been in it for years said we have to fix 19 timeouts flagrant I mean just dog shit
if you can watch that you probably love NASCAR you can watch cars going around and around
that's just my opinion I know it's very popular, but fuck you. Anyways, what's unclear is whether the league will allow players to kneel or do some other form of protest.
Really?
You're going to allow them to wear a fucking, I hate whitey on the back of this shirt, but you're not going to let them kneel?
Or some other form of protest during the national anthem.
If it is played before games in a bubble, they won't even, I guarantee they won't even let, they won't want the national anthem played.
games in a bubble they won't even i guarantee they won't even let they won't want the national anthem played and nothing is official just yet but it seems like players will be able to continue
bringing awareness to the important issues involving racial inequality even when games
get underway in orlando next month you need to shut the fuck up yeah we're not aware of how most of the NBA votes and how they feel about Trump.
Have a Patreon question.
Yo, Rebecca W. San Francisco over there.
Hey, Nick, are you out on the major sports as much as me?
I don't think I can handle the NFL or even college football capitulation anymore.
Is UFC the last
thing left for us that's that's actually a great question Rebecca and then what's your height and
weight that's your I uh what I am not I would like to say I am Rebecca I'm part of the problem
football is in my goddamn bone marrow you know I I, you know, when Kaepernick came out and all that shit, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm not even gonna pretend I'm gonna boycott it.
I just fucking, it's one of my few pleasures left in life.
I played in high school.
I played in college.
I fucking, it's my favorite thing in life.
But UFC is coming up fast.
Great point on the UFC.
You say, is that the last thing left for, I don't know what us means, for Whitey?
No, here's what the UFC has, it's come about and it's become huge,
has been flourishing after this, during this wokeness period.
after this woken during this wokeness period so in other words like amanda nunez the best female ufc fighter on the planet she's lesbian she's hispanic and you know what she's been around
long enough or she's grown up she doesn't have to fly her gay flag and shit she's comfortable
with who she is uh a lot of the fighters black black and white, in the UFC are well-spoken.
When they were interviewed, it's not like
boxing was, where they couldn't put a sentence together.
It's, you know, I mean,
it's up with the times. It doesn't have to be
woken. You watch,
last couple weekends, the major,
you know what I'm talking about,
the big event, the main event, was women,
two women fighting with guys on the end.
And it didn't bother me, because in that sport, women are just as entertaining. They couldn't fight a guy,
but I'm just saying. So I am loving the UFC. Watched a bunch of it this weekend, too.
And good. Thank God for Dana White. Thank you for your question, Rebecca. Appreciate it.
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Here's one from D14Jabs
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yet. Well, don't hold your breath. Keep it going, chief. So now I'm an old broad, I'm a chief.
Keep it going, chief.
So now I'm an old broad, I'm a chief.
What am I, a Native American squaw?
You make me laugh so hard like I did a 20-minute,
you make me laugh so hard it's like I did a 20-minute core workout.
Well, I'm glad.
Giving you a laugh, giving you a six-pack, you owe me.
My man, old broad.
I do look like a dyke from Sicily.
Anyways.
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You want gun advice?
It's like going to Scarface with him.
He's got a closet of them.
Let's go over some of the craziness that's going on with this so-called cultural revolution,
which is a Marxist revolution,
which the Chinese are enjoying.
Why am I doing this?
This is how crazy it's getting.
And I know you guys are all, you have to be aware of this one by now.
Hulu removes Golden Girls episode over mud mask blackface.
Like Raz said, who's a black gentleman, even black people like the Golden Girls.
And I have a great idea
for a show that I told Raz about. It's so good
I'm not going to give it out here.
I suggested it to
Chris Rock 20 years ago and he turned
his nose up at it.
In the latest instance,
of course, NBC, of a
streaming service reappraising its
catalog in our current social and political
I would say upheaval, not climate.
Hulu has removed a Golden Girls episode over a blackface scene.
Per the Hollywood report of the season three episode, Mixed Feelings has been taken down due to the characters Betty White, which is Rose, and Blanche, who's Rue McClanahan, putting on black mud masks while enjoying at-home facials.
THR reports that the scene in question, I'm surprised the feminists didn't say facials
is a fucking dirty word.
Look at here.
Now look over here, better.
Look at here.
It doesn't got a black face over here.
Putting on black mud.
THR reports the scene in question comes after the son of Dorothy, that's the author, reveals his intention of marrying an older black woman, which Dorothy opposes because of the age gap.
When the woman comes to their home, Rose tries to break the tension by quipping, this is mud on our face.
We're not really black.
Hulu has not clarified if this episode will ever return.
You fucking.
Don't say a fucking word to me. I'll
get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head. Do you believe it? The Golden Girls is too rough
now. Think about it, folks. This is, we're trying to whitewash everything? White people just rolling
over and spreading your ass cheeks? It's white people doing it to white people, by the way.
It's the only way this movement can get by the way. It's the only way this
movement can get off the ground. It's the only way that Obama could get elected. White people,
white liberal people. And it is a mental illness. I used to laugh at that, thinking it was an
exaggeration. It is a mental illness, liberalism. Prior to the removal of this Golden Girls episode,
other sitcoms such as Community, 30 Rock, and Scrubs have had episodes purged from streaming services
over the use of blackface.
In this case of 30 Rock, the removal of four episodes
came at the specific request of showrunner,
very liberal Chicago girl, Tina Fey,
who I want to like because I've met her a few times.
She's the only woman that Colin
Quinn called a seaworth. Did that give you an idea?
She stated that no comedy-loving kid
needs to stumble on these tropes and be
stung by their ugliness, even though I made
millions on it and now I'm out of it.
Anyway, I can't even
fucking read it no more.
Oh no, scrubs?
What?
The Golden Girls. Black people like the Golden
Girls. That's what Raz told
me.
But no, the lady in the article said it that I
read too. She was like the
actor, one of the actresses said that was
ridiculous. But listen how crazy it gets.
Some black people were saying online,
they're just doing this.
It's never enough. they're just doing this. It's never enough.
They're just doing this to trivialize what we're trying to stand for right now.
In other words, pulling these, it's just trivializing.
You know what I mean?
They're going over the top to almost mock the black movement.
You can't win with black.
You can't win with the black movement.
So just quit trying.
Here's another one in the same category.
Houston realtors will no longer use term master when describing bedrooms.
What's the world coming to?
I wish I was working in Houston as a realtor.
And I didn't like my job and I was going to quit anyways.
I'd just be going, now look at here.
We got a black bathroom here and a white one over here downstairs.
Nothing to rise.
I thought it would make you laugh.
That one too close to the bottom.
We got two bathrooms, a black one and a white one.
We got running water and everything.
Can you imagine they can't say master bedroom?
Here's a giant room
where you can fuck.
Slavery is the backbone
of many things in this country.
Realtors in Houston
have taken it upon themselves
to remove at least one remnant of that moment in history.
No, they're not, you dumb cunt who wrote this.
On Saturday, TMZ reported that the Houston Association of Realtors will no longer use the term master
when describing the biggest bedroom and bathroom in a home.
From now on, the association will describe these areas giant fuck room and giant chitter.
They're going to use the word primary bedrooms and primary bathrooms.
Oh, my aching stem.
The change occurred earlier this month after it was called to the public's attention
that this term could be referred back to the antebellum United States.
During this time, the slave-holding landowner, head of the home, or the master
would have his own separate space in the house.
By the way, that's not true.
I looked it up.
It comes from some British history, actually.
What folks says about this family, I does.
I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady
but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird.
I'm going to use a big shitter.
I don't care what you call it
although the change hit the table this year houston association of realtors has reportedly
been considering revising their listings for years due to the city's large black population
but this is just a small symbolic victory since houston hasn't banned the term master bedroom
bathroom and independent realtors can still use the term when listing homes in the city. Also, this could be a Gary Payton-esque reach. The term
master, oh yeah, here's where it's Latin actually. The term master derives from the Latin word
magistrate, meaning teacher. Over time, it's taken on several meanings that are mostly
associated with academia, where every word gets bastardized, or ownership of knowledge slash
property. Because
it's unclear when the term master bedroom first
entered the lexicon, it's hard to say that
it's directly related to slavery or has
any underlying gender bias.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh,
people say all this shit is just
I don't know, a distraction
by our government or
whoever runs the world to keep us at each other's throats while they're doing evil shit.
But I don't believe it because the shit's actually happening.
Even if that is the truth, show me the 10 people who run the world that are distracting us.
That's fucking asinine.
Get this one.
Here's another one in the category of
I can't fucking believe it.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
The coat's in session.
The coat's in session now.
Here come the judge. Here come the judge.
Oh, that was racist. That was Sammy Davis.
U.S.
District Judge Cormac Carney
could you get a whiter name, has stepped down as chief
Cormac Carney. Oh, look at him. It's like looking at a jar of mayonnaise with glasses.
Hi, I don't like myself. I'm white and smart and I worked hard.
Fucking jerk off. That's Cormac Carney. He stepped down as chief judge of the Central
District of California you
know why because he complimented a black court official for being street smart are there any
words left for us white people what's left the a but what the fuck
Carney will remain a judge oh thank thank Christ, with his big balls,
but will yield his senior post as leader of the country's largest federal court jurisdiction.
The LA Times reported Sunday that Carney, a George W. Bush appointee,
had attempted to praise court executive and clerk Carrie K. Gray,
she's a woman who has worked in black for the court for 35 years.
Carney was addressing
a webinar organized by the local bar association and commented on the vandalism of courthouses by
the Black Lives Matter movement. He said, it's been sad, quite frankly, to see our courthouses
vandalized with graffiti. When Connie began discussing his adjusting to the role of chief
district judge, his comments turned to Gray, the woman, black woman. Fortunately
for me, we have just a fabulous clerk of the court in Carrie Gray. She's so street smart
and really knows her job. When people complained, those people should be found, trace your IP
address, take them out and fucking have them shot. Bulldoze him into a hole just like Hitler did.
Carney,
when people complained, Carney
first tried to justify his use of the phrase.
This is what he said.
Fucking.
These blacks.
Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way.
By the way, it's probably
whites who complain. To me, the term
means a person of great common sense, initiative, and ability to work with people and get things done.
That's Trump.
It saddened me greatly to learn that some people view the term to be demeaning to people of color.
I never knew that there was a different definition of the term.
And you know why you never knew there was a different definition of the term?
Not because you're white and tight.
Because there isn't one. They're bastardizing the term. And you know why you never knew there was a different definition of the term? Not because you're white and tight. Because there isn't one!
They're bastardizing the language!
He later resigned from his post as chief judge in an email. Big
fag. I have apologized to Ms. Gray, but I have concluded that a simple
apology would not put this matter to rest. You wonder why fucking Trump can't
get a fair ruling
with these judges.
There'll be division in the court,
unnecessary, negative,
and hurtful publicity,
and a diversion from the court's
essential mission
of administering justice
if I were to continue
serving as the chief district judge.
But he gave in.
Problem?
You're the fucking problem.
You fucking Dr. White,
onking jam rag,
onking spunk bubble, I'm telling you, H, you keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking problem you fucking dr white onking jam rag arkin spunk bubble i'm
telling you h you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground i promise you
not this time why what why do you why do you bow to this shit judge huh oh my god he's probably in
his 50s that guy right 40s i don't know probably 50s it goes back that far the brainwashing in
college campuses and then you got this broad allison brie she regrets voicing vietnamese
american character on uh bojack horseman that's an animated show right and very popular by the way
but she she regrets playing the Vietnamese voice.
I want to talk to you in a quiet way.
Because I want to tell you a very important thing.
By the way, that's...
Go back.
That's the Asian character?
Her eyes are like white person's.
Terrible drama.
Or is that supposed to be her?
I don't know.
Look at her with her dumb face.
Got a neck like an ostrich.
But she regrets it very much.
She regrets it.
After voicing the Vietnamese-American character,
Diane Nugent in the animated Netflix series BoJack Horseman since 2014, actress Alison Brie now says she has regrets saying the Netflix show, which completed its series run earlier this year, missed a great opportunity to cast a Vietnamese-American actress.
Boy, but you stepped out six years later after you had all that money in the bag. Give it back if your fucking conscious
weighs on you. Give half of it back. And by the way, with those tits, you should be doing on-camera
shit, not voiceover. Yummy, yummy. Stupid, though. When you open your mouth, you might as well be a fat troll.
In hindsight, I wish I didn't voice the character of Diane Nugent.
I now understand that people of color should always voice people.
Oh, you know now, six years after and the series is over and you got all your money.
I realize that.
Give up some of your money.
Put your money where your tits are.
Said Brie in a statement posted on instagram we missed a great opportunity to represent the vietnamese american community you know all 40 without one of them and for that i am truly sorry
are you really give me the money give me the fucking money you hear me you hear me
give me the fucking money i applaud all those who stepped away from their voiceover roles in recent days,
said Brie, of her regret and how she was involved in BoJack Horseman,
which has now ended after the completion of 77 episodes featuring Brie playing the voice of Diane.
Brie's announcement comes after several other white actors with no balls and no ovaries
relinquished their roles as the voices of minority characters in other animated shows.
On Friday, voice actor Mike Henry who apparently uh had his cock chopped off announced that he would be stepping down from his role as a black character cleveland brown cleveland brown
raz good show
no it was the black dude on family guy that's right family guy i'm sorry i didn't fuck i don't
like animation i love the sam look i know the simpsons brilliantly written but i i can't
animation doesn't do it for me it doesn't hold my attention porn animation maybe some japanese
porn animation so that's a situation so mike henry uh yeah he played cleveland brown on on
family guy henry had voiced the character for 20 years.
Similarly, on Wednesday, I love how they're all stepping down after they've made their millions.
You phony motherfuckers.
Give back some of the money.
Similarly, on Wednesday, Central Park co-creator Josh Gad announced that actress Kristen Bell will no longer be playing the voice of Molly, a black character on the animated show.
We're so excited to move forward.
It was frankly an easy decision to make.
Oh, show your virtueness, you people.
You fucking people.
You have no idea how to defend a nation.
Said Gad, who added that the bell will be replaced by a black or mixed race actress.
Get this.
It's a fucking voiceover thing right
it's a voiceover thing if anything audition should be colorblind it's a voiceover thing
you listen and it shouldn't matter right that's woman but no they're gonna choose
even if the even if the fucking woman they're going to choose on gender obviously female role but
on race
the very shit that white racists were doing
back in the 40s
just think about it
if anything should be colorblind it's a voiceover
audition you could do it behind
a wall and they could listen go that's
that's a great point by me
and can black actors not play white actors
can black actors not play white actors?
Can black actors?
Like voice actors.
Oh, voiceover things?
Of course they can.
They can do anything they fucking want.
If I hear fucking Morgan Freeman one more time,
giving him enough work with that subtle voice.
Everybody come together.
Andy Dufresne.
Something I liked about Andy after I raped him in the shower.
Andy Dufresne.
Oh, God.
That's a good point, Roz.
Of course.
Of course they can.
Can you imagine saying no to a black person about anything in Hollywood?
Oh, God, help us.
Oh, actress Jenny Slate also recently announced that she'll be relinquished
in her role as the voice of the biracial character Missy.
Well, you're half white.
The character's half white.
Get a black woman and a white woman to do it.
That's where we're headed.
That's the Netflix animated series Big Mouth.
All these fucking people are just killing me, man.
Fucking baby.
Anyways.
And people at home, don't believe any of this, white people.
Country might be the least racist place on the fucking planet.
You're not a fucking racist.
They're going
to keep drilling in your head but if it hasn't penetrated over the last 30 years it shouldn't
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I wonder if that's a...
I had a run-in with a linebacker from UMass
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Did I ever tell the story?
We're playing UMass at home coming up at Maine.
We're about to kick an extra point.
I had scored the previous play.
And I was that guy on the corner.
You know, there's a guy angled on the corner during a PAT.
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I cut him at the knees.
Perfect block.
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I see a flag on the ground.
I almost shit my pants.
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I come out of the huddle.
He's already cursing me and pointing at me.
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If you don't believe there's a revolution
coming soon, this story might
headlines. Watch
St. Louis couple uses AR-15
which I was pricing this weekend for
like an hour. So many different kinds
and shit. St. Louis couple uses AR-15, which I was pricing this weekend for like an hour. So many different kinds and shit.
St. Louis couple uses AR-15 pistol to defend home from protesters.
Check out this suburban with his khakis and his pink polo shirt.
He's moving.
Let's go.
Let's go.
He's moving.
Do you want to go to the wall?
Come on.
Do you want to go to the wall?
We'll take you to the wall, okay? Oh, he caught you. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, I noticed they're moving.
I noticed they're moving.
Expect some of that Black Lives Matter if you come to the suburbs.
It's the beauty of this country.
There's seven guns for every man, woman, and child in the United States.
So good luck.
And guess what?
My side is on the side of guns, not yours.
But good luck.
Go to rural Alabama, rural Tennessee.
Good fucking luck.
This guy's got a fucking khakis on.
Looks right out of a goddamn Sears ad.
And his wife's, Brad's noticed too, the wife's never held a pistol before.
Holding it like it's a cigar.
No fucking idea.
But you notice they kept moving.
Ugh.
And by the way, Black Lives Matter don't want you white kids in there.
You know that, don't you?
You're stealing their thunder.
So the Huffington Post reports
a man was holding what appeared to be a semi-automatic.
What do you mean appears?
That's exactly what it is.
And the woman was holding a pistol.
Protesters marched down a private road.
Big mistake.
I used to yell at people when I lived in New York.
I had a private property sign.
And I lived there at that end.
And they would go right by the fucking sign.
And I'd be on my front steps.
Mick, you sound like an asshole.
Goddamn right.
Ah, my fucking eye!
They marched that route
in order to pass
St. Louis Mayor
Lita Kruisen's house
and demand her resignation.
Wow, she's a Democrat.
KMO 4 reports that
there were roughly 300 protesters
and the armed man and woman were
at home nearby Cruisants. The homeowner told the TV station he came out armed because the
protesters allegedly burst through a historic gate on the way to his property. He said a mob
of at least 100 smashed through the historic rock iron gates of a Portland place, destroying them.
Rushed towards my home, me and my family having dinner outside,
and put us in fear of our lives.
Good for you.
Good for you, Whitey.
You all saw him.
He had a gun.
And a pair of khakis and a nice pink polo shirt.
Nothing will put the fear of death in...
AR-15, you could be in a yellow sundress.
People are going to fucking take note.
Oh, boy, Raz.
It feels like we're on the fucking edge of...
But there won't be,
because white people are too fucking,
you know, laying on their couch
watching their big screen,
like everybody doesn't have any race in this country.
But, you know, I can't have a revolution.
The Patriots are coming on it.
One.
Protesters, we haven't touched on this fucking for a while.
Remember the country, CHOP, in Seattle?
Protesters won't leave CHOP in Seattle as tensions rise.
All right, get out!
Yeah!
Several hundred demonstrators are staying in an autonomous area
claimed by protesters for racial justice in Seattle.
It's got nothing to do with race.
Even as its size is shrinking and pressure to shut it down
completely is increasing from local businesses and residents as well as
city officials so it's getting smaller by the way you cursed rat look what you've done i'm melting
the chop was initially akin to a community festival focused on anti-raise no it wasn't
suck my ass and police reform with few problems or complaints from local residents but last weekend weekend, there were three shootings in the area, one of which left a man dead, according to the carpet munching mayor.
Throw her up there.
You all saw him.
That's the mayor, a nice gay woman.
The face of Tommy Nobis, linebacker for the Atlanta Falcons in the 60s.
She says it's time for people to go home, Ms. Durgan said in a press conference.
She's the dumb broad mayor who let it all happen to begin with.
But vote her in next year.
We can still accommodate people who want to protest peacefully, come there and gather.
But the impacts on the businesses and residents and community are now too much, she says. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash.
On Friday morning, city crews arrived to remove some road barriers in the occupation zone,
began cleaning up a city park there, but were met with significant resistance
by protesters who grew increasingly agitated and aggressive, a spokesman for the mayor said.
Many people who lived in the CHOP have left, but an estimated few hundred protesters
remain encamped in an area that has been shrunk down to three blocks following a city
request on wednesday night some were barbecuing on the street behind signs that they said wouldn't
leave until three demands are met a defunding of the seattle police
which will probably happen.
More investment in community programs for black residents.
And the release of all prisoners
jailed in the recent Black Lives Matter protests.
Oh my God.
They're making demands. You know why why because they know this douche will cave
listen to what she's done already ms dirk and revised budget proposal introduced tuesday's calls
for a 20 million or five percent reduction in the Seattle police budget,
far below the 200 million protesters want.
But she's going right along with it, you know.
Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc?
How do you mean?
Well, she likes her rigged game. A class action lawsuit was filed on behalf of local businesses
and residents on Wednesday in the U.S. District Court Seattle seeking unspecified damages
from the city for allowing the occupation to happen in the first place. Good for you.
It's about time you spoke up. Among the province cited in the 56-page complaint,
armed protesters barring vehicle access to homes and businesses, the blocking of police from responding to calls, including the shooting and pervasive graffiti.
But all the organizers say that they aren't interested in any meetings.
Jesus Christ.
It's a long story.
Sorry.
Let it be clear.
We will not be bought off, said Nadia, known as Nas Miller,
representative of a group called the Black Collective Voice,
said in a statement.
We are here to dismantle systemic racism, is what this broad said.
You're a crumb creep.
That's right, Frank.
You tell her.
Finally, real quick, we have to touch on COVID on covid apparently it's making a comeback
i don't wear a mask
i'm afraid i'll be profiled as a white criminal that's why oregon actually told black people that
they could be exempt from wearing a mask that was the reason they could be profiled can you
imagine but finally they walked that back realizing how fucking stupid that was real quick florida arizona texas are among a handful of
states halting reopening plans amid the recent coronavirus surge governor desantis of florida
texas governor greg abbott reimposed some restrictions on friday including shuttering
bars oh no arizona governor doug duucey stopped short of ordering new restrictions, but said the state would slow plans to reopen.
All three states were among the first to lift the orders, even as cases continued to climb nationwide.
And I'll still say they were right because it's just a severe flu. That's all it is.
People are spinning their heads around. It kills unhealthy people and older people just like the flu does.
Yeah, but some young people have young people, just like the flu does. Yeah, but some young
people have died. Young people die of the flu too.
Keep
fucking being fooled.
Vice President Mike Pence
is postponing a campaign event
in Florida, in Arizona this week
amid the virus spike.
I don't like that.
That's faggot stuff.
You want to call it by its name, that's strictly for fags.
That's strictly for fags.
Do you guys want to know where that sound drop comes in?
Midnight Cowboy, maybe my favorite movie.
Dustin Hoffman, Jon Voight.
Rent it, watch it, live it, learn it, breathe it.
Tremendous movie.
Initially rated X and they had to change it. Oh, in coronavirus task force briefing on Friday,
Anthony Fauci, who is still listening to this chooch, the director of the National Institute
of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said certain areas of the country are facing a serious problem.
What goes on in one area of the country ultimately could have an effect on other areas of the country are facing a serious problem. What goes on in one area of the country ultimately could have an effect on other areas of the country, he said.
And I said to him,
Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up? Shut up! Shut up!
And finally tonight, three new virus symptoms revealed, including diarrhea and runny nose.
Congestion or runny nose, nausea and diarrhea were added to the wide range of possible.
What are COVID symptoms?
Nipples, having heels, elbows.
Anybody brushes their teeth?
So diarrhea and nausea and runny nose added to the symptoms list on the federal agency's website.
Of course they did.
Oh, that's COVID. the added symptoms comes as almost 125 000 americans have died of coronavirus the highest
known death toll from the highly infectious disease in the world of course they put this
in there because trump's the president and they got to keep hammering that home like he could
fucking stop it it appears the official change to this, to the list of symptoms
were secretly added to the CDC website on May, back on May 13th.
That sounds kind of weird, doesn't it?
What exactly leads you to believe the Soviets were involved?
I don't know.
They're hiding something.
Anyone, listen to this, anyone with the following symptoms may have COVID-19.
Fever or chills, cough, shortness of breath, difficulty breathing, fatigue, muscle or body aches, headache, new loss of taste or smell, sore throat, congestion, runny nose, nausea or vomiting and diarrhea.
I've had all those in the last six months.
I feel terrific.
Thank God for baby wipes, I'll tell you.
I use more baby wipes in a week than the fucking maternity would at a hospital does in a month.
Nick, we don't need to know that. I'm just saying I'm very clean down there and very tiny.
I mean, my backside. Let me clarify that, motherfuckers.
The symptoms which range from mild symptoms to severe illness are likely to appear two to 14 days after becoming... Ah, whatever.
Don't wear a mask.
Don't be a sheep.
There's actually sheriffs in Arizona saying don't be a sheep.
It's up to you whether you want to wear a mask or not.
You know why?
Because he believes like I do.
It's just a goddamn flu.
That is it for today. I'm burning up. It's 111 in here. Can't take it no more. So don't be
convinced that you're racist white people and they're going to drill this into your head and
the whole fucking system is going to change for 14% of this nation. Don't fucking believe it.
But have the balls to speak up and don't acquiesce uh that's it remember cameo.com i'll
make a personal video send it roasting one of your friends you tell me a little bit about your
friend who he is or i'll send something to your grandparents saying happy uh anniversary whatever
i can be nice i can be mean guess which one i'm better at anyways you guys think it i'll say you're
very welcome see you back here tomorrow guitar solo I'm out.