The Nick DiPaolo Show - BULL WHIP BULL SH!* | Nick Di Paolo Show #598

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

Biden Bringing Diseased Afghans. DHS Pushes back on "Whips". Trevor Noah Vs. Sean Hannity.

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How you doing? How you doing? You doing all right? You watching your country turn into a third world shithole right before your eyes. Just a little note to you people who, the 12 people who voted for Biden, go fuck yourself. Okay? It's freedom, baby. Yeah. All right. I'm really not in the mood. Kiss my ass. Hey, take it easy. Take it easy. I have a pizza oven and boy was that a mistake. I haven't eaten anything since Friday that's not pizza. I'll be dead soon. It's like having a, it's like if you're a Coke dealer and you had your dealer living in your house.

Way too convenient. Holy shit! Anyhow, let's get to it. I can't. I fucking, I can't even watch the, I can't believe what I'm seeing.

I can't believe what I'm seeing. And you, not you guys, you're my fans, you think like I do, so you don't believe Biden won, but the rest of you shitheads, maybe one of you might be tuning in. You'd lower yourself to that standard. You can't

fucking be serious. You can't think this guy won anything. You can't. Where's Kamala Harris, too? Where's she been? Isn't she in charge of the border? You fucking filthy hoe. Before we get to that, a couple of clips I wanted to play yesterday we didn't get to. But it's on the subject. It's irrelevant, obviously. There's a video. You guys might have seen this online of a guy at the airport, McAllen Airport in Texas. He looks like one of the ZZ Top guys.

And he just landed at McAllenen and he explains what he's saying. Check this out. All right, people. Yeah, people. Y'all want to see something buck, wild, crazy? Much trouble as I just had getting into the United States. I'm at the McAllen here.

Watch out for the luminance. Every person in here has either a red envelope, a green envelope, or a brown envelope. Not a single person speaks English, and all these are free airfare to different cities in the United States. Even the airport people are freaking out. Look at this craziness. Free airfare. They don't even have luggage. They got like bags of chips and stuff.

And they're just sending them all across the U.S. She's got one, two, three, four, five kids and doesn't even have any luggage. No luggage. No food. Nothing. This is the Biden administration and what they're doing. This is crazy is what it is. All right. Kill it.

Houston, we have a problem. Oh, yeah. Gee, I wonder who will be paying for the food for those kids in diapers. Huh? If you guys know your history, the way you break a country is to overload it with immigrants. And what happens is all these safety nets, the welfare and all that shit crashes. You're watching it unfold before your eyes. And hopefully, I don't know who to, what the fuck? Here's my bigger take on this.

Let's say the Republicans, whatever. Again, they're going to cheat. Did you see Trudeau in Canada won again? By the same exact amount he did. Yeah, no shenanigans there. I don't know a person, not that I know a lot of Canadians, but every clip I saw, everything I read for the last couple of years is how much they hate Trudeau up there. And he wins. And they filed another face,

another clip of him in blackface. Guy spends more time in blackface than frigging Obama. Oh yeah, Obama's not all black. He's behind this fucking, he's a community organizer on an international level now. But anyways, that's McAllen Airport. That's right. Those people are going to be flown to a city near you. Oh, and Biden is just getting started. And none of them are being vetted. They're not even testing them for coronavirus.

I'll get to that in a few seconds. Speaking of coronavirus, Australia. I'm surprised. Their government's turned into fucking, I mean, Hitler would blush and gerbils at what's going on in Australia. But remember this, folks. Again, if I don't know if you have history, Australia was a penal colony for Great Britain. Australia was a penal colony for Great Britain. So a lot of that criminality is still in their blood over there. And you know what? They could give us a lesson on how to get off our couches when these fucking stormtroopers come to our streets, which is soon. I think we're heading towards martial law.

But watch how this clip here isolates on one guy. We showed you a clip yesterday. It looks like, like I said, it looks like braveheart when they fucking run at each other but this this isolates one guy he must have been a uh aussie you know football player or rugby player this guy takes out about three different cops and makes a perfect form tackle. Ignore the silly music they put behind it, but it's better than, like, dead silence. But I would put this guy on the special teams if I was an NFL team.

I would draft him tomorrow. The first cop's about to club him, and he throws, like, a nice right hand. That guy goes... Watch this. Watch. Bang! Watch Bang On he goes Now he comes back

Look at his tackle Beautiful form tackle Beautiful form tackles. Mama's out. Yes, sir. They are. Somebody said there was audio. One of the clips, a guy goes talking about the cops.

They want violence. We'll give them violence. And the nice Australian accent, you know, like the little Geico kids. See that freaking guy? They are, you know, like the little Geico kids. See that freaking guy? They are, you know, the fucking Aussies. Get a couple beers and a little shrimp on the barbie. They'll take your fucking head off. But they are, I mean, they're making them stay in their houses. You can get arrested.

This is, you know, this is tyranny on a global level. Don't think it's, I just say level, like I'm from fucking, I just got here from Mexico City. On a global level. I tell you, no fucking kids. That's a Cuban. Anyways, I just wanted to show you that to let you know that we're not the only ones experiencing this.

That's it. Let's get on with the show, shall we? this. That's it. Let's get on with the show, shall we? Oh, in our N-word segment today, Joe Biden is bringing Afghans, not the kind you lay under when you're high with your girlfriend, to the United States that are infected with, get this, measles, malaria, hepatitis A, tuberculosis, and other diseases that I couldn't pronounce, so I didn't put them in there. You know who says that? The CDC.

Now, they're not exactly anti-Biden, are they? The CDC, they're pretty tight with them. This is the CDC saying it. No wonder why they have been telling us the importance of masks. Had nothing to do with corona. I'll be wearing mine after reading this article. Biden is blanketing the country with human petri dishes a blanket that has more diseases on it than the one columbus gave the indians did you notice i didn't include coronavirus in that list okay don't be too

relieved about that because the only reason it's not on the list is because they're not even testing them for corona so next time somebody tells you to put your mask on, say, kiss my ass. When Biden said in his inauguration speech he was going to bring us all together, who knew he was talking about uniting us in emergency rooms all across the country? There have been outbreaks of measles at a bunch of American military bases where Biden is housing these people like so many packages at an Amazon warehouse waiting to be shipped all over the United States. Only difference being sometimes with Amazon, shipping is free as opposed to Biden's plan where the U.S. taxpayer flits the bill.

Flits the bill. I never understood that word. That's right. He's housing these diseased foreign refugees, not all of them, but at our military bases, the ones that have diseases, that's sort of quarantine. What better way to strengthen our military than to subject them to diseases? Biden plans to resettle these refugees across 46 states. Listen to this. From August to September alone, he imported 48,000 Afghans. Talk about Operation Warp Speed. You see, when it comes to breaking the country, how efficient they are. Of course, these include the red states of Arizona, Florida, Texas, and Ohio.

While all this is going on, you have our southern border, which resembles the beginning of the Boston Marathon, with thousands of black and brown people lined up just waiting for the starter pistol to go off so they can race to the finish line, which is probably the town next to yours. Well done, Biden administration, multinational corporations, and NGOs. You've finally got your wish. You've turned the greatest country of all time into a third world shithole quicker than you can say fuck America. And that's the N-word segment for tonight.

Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy. DHS, that is not Danvers High School where I went, that is Department of Health and Human Services chief, pushes back on claim whips used against Haitian migrants. Do you believe this? Do you believe this story? Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

The media is so evil. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas denied Monday that Border Patrol agents used whips to prevent Haitian immigrants, migrants, I should say, from crossing the Rio Grande to reach an encampment set up under a Texas bridge where thousands of other migrants have gathered. Photos and video published Sunday appeared to show mounted Border Patrol agents using whips or lariats, neither, by the way, as well as their horses, in an effort to keep migrants on the Mexico side of the river. A report in the El Paso Times newspaper described an agent who swung

his whip menacingly, charging his horse toward the men in the river. Do you believe that? Are you interested in the real story? I really am. Okay, roll tape. Let's go. Humanity and desperation along the Texas-Mexico border that has overwhelmed the U.S. Border Patrol. A number of agents on horseback can be seen trying to keep migrants from crossing into the country,

while threatening them with what appears to be horses' reins or ropes, including families like this one holding a baby when the agents get dangerously close. As they tried to pass, the agents said this to them. Hey, you use your women because it's why your country is shit, because you use your women. Yeah, what did he say? He pointed out the truth. You use your women as human shields. That's why your country's a piece of shit.

Bingo. What an evil. The media is turning this a Biden failure. Think about this if Trump was in fucking office. This would be running on a loop. NBC, CBS, ABC, they're finally going near it. You know why? Because Fox News forced their hand.

So don't ever compare Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ever again, you fucking leftist scumbags. Calm down, Nick. Alright. That was a whip. It was a rain, by the way. This has all been already debunked that's how much they hate this country the mainstream media they're trying to turn americans into the bad guys there's a guy just doing his job trying to keep this country safe and you fucking assholes

oh listen to what he said and the lady was carrying a baby. You are some evil man. I was expecting a guy with a bull. And you know what? If I saw that, what's wrong with that? It's not a machine gun. It's not a flamethrower. You fuckers.

You just want to understand stand there on horse like a statue, like so many of the statues that you tore down, a law enforcement guy on a horse. Unfucking real. However, Mayorkas and Border Patrol Chief Paul, excuse me, Raul Ortiz told reporters in Del Rio, Texas Monday, that they saw nothing obviously wrong with how the agents acted based on initial viewing of the images. And they're right. They're finally right about something. It was the goddamn reins. Mayorkas explained that the agents used long reins, not whips, to control their horses,

Mayorkas explained that the agents use long reins, not whips, to control their horses, while Ortiz cited the difficulty and distinguishing between actual migrants from the smugglers as people move back and forth near the river. But you guys can sit in your armchair, you CBS, NBC, ABC, David Muir, and the rest of you fucks, can sit there and judge these guys. And you're not going to have to deal with this mess ever because you probably live in some gated community. Piece of shit. That is the cancer. Do you understand? Do you understand the mainstream media? How big a hand they play in us being at each other's throats and all this shit, helping Biden get elected in the first place by burying stories like Hunter's laptop.

Do you understand? They are the cancer. I swear to God, if we could clean that up. At the White House, my favorite Conan O'Brien lookalike, Press Secretary Jen the Girl Saki, described the footage as horrible to watch. Under questioning from NPR reporter Yamiche Elcindor. She's a little pudgy black woman who hates white people and hates America. Always had, used to fucking crush Trump stones into a fine powder. Anyways, before admitting Jen Psaki said, I just have to get more information on it.

Alcindor, do we have a clip of this exchange? No. Alcindor later asked, is this the president's stance or the White House's stance that whoever these border agents are using what seems to be whips, wrong, on migrants, that they would be fired or at least never be able to do that again? Thank you. You don't have a picture of her, do you? No. She's fucking pudgy and a liar and ugly.

Anyways, of course they should never, this is our Jen Psaki talk. Of course they should never be able to do it again, Psaki Green. I don't know what the circumstances would be. It's obviously horrific, the footage. I don't know what the circumstances would be. It's obviously horrific, the footage. I don't have any more information on it, so let me venture to do that. Press secretary began before another reporter

yelled out, but why won't you say fired? What the fuck? You're fired. You're fired. Like children! Like children! Like children. Do we have Saki?

I can't even remember. No, I thought we had her talking. No? All right. Well, I'll play this and lure that. You get that little red beaver right up there in front of you. I don't think it's crazy at all. Help me. Help me. Help me.

Help me. Do you see what they're doing, folks? They're trying to take this catastrophe at the border and they're looking for anything to make America the bad guys. It is fucking priceless. And what they

chose was even a lie. They are rotten to the fucking core. Now, here's a guy who's not rotten to the core, but he's just not funny. His funny bone is rotten right down to the marrow. But I've met him, and he's a nice guy, Trevor Noah. But I'm sorry, man. I just don't get it. I can't blame you solely because I know when you work for a daily show,

you have 38 writers who lean left. What's it like to be, can I ask you guys out there, you comedians out there, you libs and shit that hated Trump? What's it like to be the fucking establishment now? Because the very DNA of a comic is to be a rebel, to be anti-establishment and point out that

what's it like that you guys are now part of fucking Hitler's little clan? Huh? You weren't cool to begin with. Now you're uncool and an asshole. Trevor Noah, who's not an asshole, I'll repeat,

rebuked Sean Hannity's vaccination advice. Four little words, do your own research, are hurting the United States pandemic response. CNN's chief media correspondent, my favorite big girl who loves to gobble goo, Brian. Please give me a call. Brian? Please give me a call. Stelter said on his Reliable Sources Sunday, and it's having real consequences as personalities from Nicki Minaj to Sean Hannity

continue to promote the idea of what? Not listening to a government that's been lying to us forever? Let's listen to the excitable gobbler of goo, Brian Stelter. Everybody has a supercomputer in their hand that empowers them to do their own research. Pause. Which is a good idea, right? I mean, Jesus Christ. Sean Hannity.

What does he know? You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole! Go ahead. Which is great, right? Isn't it? Isn't it? I don't know. I love it. Stop saying, I need to do my own research. Nobody who's saying that is getting in a lab and doing tests. At best, you're reading other people's research.

Pause. Yeah, that's what research is, by the way. It combines those two things, Trevor. Somebody actually with a lab coat doing research, and then they put it on paper, and then somebody researches it. That's what we do. That's a very white thing. You know, happy as gets that. Go ahead. More likely. You're probably reading a tweet about a headline about a blog post about someone else's research. He's on an anticaloramia or two from Trevor Noah. You never looked heavier. This is CNN, the most trusted name in news. You understand that's the guy that does Darth Vader's voice? You think it's a The most trusted name in news.

You understand that's the guy that does Darth Vader's voice? You think it's a coincidence? Minaj, Nicki Minaj, helped raise doubts about COVID-19 vaccines on Twitter last week, claiming she would only get the shots once she done enough research. It may seem like a reasonable, even positive attitude, and it is a favored talking point. It echoed, it says, by many in the right-wing media. Can you explain to me what right-wing media is? It's not, see, they obviously, they're referring to Fox. But see, Fox isn't right-wing. You guys are so far off the reservation left that anybody

that opposes what you say looks like fucking a Klansman. You silly, motherless fucks. The problem is that most people simply don't know how to do their own research, especially when it comes to understanding the complexities of a medical science, the big pompous jerk off said the concept has lately become associated with COVID-19 and QAnon. What? But the phrase do your own research dates back to the 1890s when people had a healthy skepticism of the government, when it was associated with skepticism surrounding the smallpox vaccine, which by the way, is coming coming into fashion thanks to Biden bringing over half of the fucking Afghanistan. Renee DiResta, research manager at the Stanford Internet Observatory, said on Reliable Sources, that's Brian's show. Look at her.

She's the happiest woman on Stanford. They have the weight of their shoulders on them. The notion of, this is her talking, the notion of doing your own research is not a bad idea itself, as it's important to maintain a healthy level of skepticism about information being fed to you. What's ironic is she's saying

this on Stealthy Show? The Joseph Goebbels of, but in today's media environment fueled by, it says clicks. I almost said dicks. It looks like dicks and engagement. It's all too easy to come across misleading data that confirms biases.

Anyways. This is CNN, the most trusted name in news. They don't want you to do your own research. Literally. Mainstream media. The Don Lemons of the world. These guys, you know, these Trump supporters are just fucking rubes. And they're still pushing that narrative.

That's who the unvaccinated are. Meanwhile, almost every major city, black people have very low percentage have been vaccinated. You know why? Healthy skepticism. every major city, black people have very low percentage have been vaccinated. You know why? Healthy skepticism. I have this fantasy that white people and black people are going to get together, at least like people who lean right and have a brain.

We're going to get together and turn on the government. This could bring us together. This whole fucking... It'll never happen. Anyway, hey guys, I'm back to doing stand-up this week and if I see anybody come to the show

with a mask on, I'm throwing you out personally. Anyways, in Florida, and I really wanted to come out, excuse me, and fill these rooms.

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Look forward to seeing you there. In our Libs Eating Libs segment, MSNBC's Rule, she's kind of cute, dumb as a bag of hammers, asked the question, what's her first name? Stephanie. Stephanie Ruhle. She had the balls to ask the question, where is Vice President Kamala Harris on this border crisis? She was supposed to be in charge. Do you understand?

MSNBC's actually criticizing. Do you understand how bad you have to be? bad you have to be. MSNBC host Stephanie Ruhle on Monday wondered where Vice President Kamala Harris has been regarding the ongoing crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border. Nobody's seen the bitch. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Anybody there? No. They say she has a horrible yeast infection, but she's going to come out of hiding in late November. A rule who was reacting to the Biden administration stopping the group of 15,000 Haitian immigrants, excuse me, camping under a bridge at the border, noted that Harris was put in charge of the border.

Remember? Joe said that? Eh, I'm busy. She said that people aren't listening to Vice President Harris's messaging to not to come to the United States illegally and asked what she was doing now to solve the issue. Good question. Hum-a-na-hum-a-hum-a-hum-a-hum-a-na.

the issue good question let's take a look at these this MSNBC we should capture this because you'll never see this again questioning a Democrat Vice President go ahead and roll in how about the message from our Vice President where is she she was supposed to be in charge of all of these migration issues, going to those Northern Triangle countries.

That's obviously not Haiti. That was one of her first international trips with the message. Do not come here illegally. People aren't listening. What is she saying now? Well, we haven't heard a lot from the vice president. Of course, you point out she was got a mask on Northern Triangle countries. A lot of her work was in Guatemala, working with that government. Pause. This is what they're saying. She's working on the root causes. Don't you

love that? The root causes. She's going to change, excuse me, thousands of years of culture in El Salvador and Ecuador, you know, overnight. So, uh, she's doing nothing. And this woman's

making up shit. Well, we saw her... She was throwing out some old pens, and she got a stapler she's trying to figure out. And... I saw her looking for whiteout, but we don't. Listen how they twist this into somehow it's Mexico's fault. Go ahead.

Diplomacy, which is what the vice president was focused on, was with Mexico. And essentially what we're seeing now is a breakdown of that work with Mexico. Mexico for a while was stopping a lot of migration coming from Guatemala into Mexico, keeping people from ever even reaching the U.S. border. But now Mexico became so overwhelmed with this particular migrant surge that they were beyond capacity. And we were seeing Mexico essentially give up in some cases, just a lot of buses. It's Mexico giving up because they're being overwhelmed. Why are they being overwhelmed? Oh, because Biden announced to the world the borders are open.

Come get your free shit. And she's turning it on. You see how they defend? And Mexico just gave a go ahead. Through their country to the U.S. border, which is how so many people got here so quickly. Is that how? Let me tell you. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. If I could talk to the vice president, I'd say one thing. Kamala? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich.

They're failing on a scale that's incomprehensible. Now, if that was Mike Pence, they would have summed it up by going, his diplomacy with Mexico just right in the toilet. Didn't get done. Now we're being overrun. But no, it's a woman of color, and that's the reason she's a vice president, by the way. Nick, how can you say that? Very easy. I'll say it again. She's a vice president because she's a woman of color. What'd you say? I said she's a woman of color. That's why she's a vice president.

She's an elitist asshole from California. Speaking of California, maskless 2021 Emmys defended by Los Angeles County after criticism over lack of COVID-19 safety protocols. As you know, I have a little history with the Emmys. Yes, the Emmys. I was nominated twice working for Chris Rodgers. That's back when it was fun. There was no diseases.

You know what there was? A gift basket with, what was it, like $75,000 to $100,000 worth of shit in it. That's what that, and that was the last year they did it, of course. Supposed to claim it or some shit. I did. Anyhow, any who he he. Despite online backlash and a bit, it says a bit. This is how you know right away.

Again, this is written by a lefty. A bit. In other words, a joke from presenter Seth Rogen. He wasn't, he was sort of serious about he couldn't believe there was a roof on the i liked it better when you were fat you were much funnier um anyhow he did a little bit apparently from presenter seth rogan the 2021 emily awards did not violate coronavirus safety protocols the los Los Angeles Department of Health said that. They did not, you know. Who gives a fuck what you think? Exactly. The Sunday night broadcasts caught flack

online as the PAC ceremony seemed to toss safety precautions to the wind. Very few, if any masks were worn and social distancing was not in place between groups of people. The point is, it's not that, the point of the story is not that they weren't in violation. It's they spend the rest of the year telling us what rubes we are and for not, you know, wearing masks and shit, what assholes we are. That's the point. This is playing out. It's fucking priceless. See, they see themselves, again, above you. They're TV stars.

Nobody watches this shit anymore. Nobody. You fucking hypocrite. Exactly, Carmella. You tell them. When Seth presented an award early in the night, Rogan compared the event to being in a hermetically sealed tin. Host Cedric the Entertainer later explained, however,

that all the attendees were vaccinated. I don't know how you know that. In a statement to Fox News, that proves I believe that because most morons would know, are you guys reading about the vaccination? Every day I'm reading shit. They're not making it up because it's coming from CDCs and doctors, kids having enlarged hearts. I mean, again, thank you for being a guinea pig. And a statement to Fox News, the Department of Health explained that because of the nature of the event, the crowded venue was not in violation of any suggested safety guidelines.

Again, a different set of rules for the elite. Despite mask mandates being in place in Los Angeles County for both vaccinated and unvaccinated people, exceptions are made for film, television, boy, that states it, doesn't it? Film, television, boy, that states it, doesn't it? For film, television, and music production, as additional safety modifications are made for these controlled interactions. Let me just break that down for you. We're rich and kind of famous. Fuck you, we'll do what we want.

Huh? How do you feel about that? I'll tell you. I despise it with every fiber of my being. The Emmy award show is a television production and persons appearing on the show are considered performers read the statement all persons appearing on or in the audience of the emmy award show were fully vaccinated against covid 19 which is good news because maybe they'll die before the next season you get picked up on their shitty shows. Bitter, Nick?

A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. You're entitled to shit. That's what I say. Hollywood. Hollywood.

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Well, as I said, this tyranny is all over the globe. And doesn't it look like a plan as you go on? You know what I mean? As COVID, COVID, you know what I mean? As COVID, COVID, you know what I mean? COVID's a perfect pretext for everything, for stealing an election, for, you know, not just converting the United States, but everybody to a global shithole so we can all live in mediocrity together. This, I believe, is also Australia? Auckland, whatever. Auckland. That's New Zealand. Excuse me, New Zealand.

I confused the two. Anyways, they found a couple of people with a trunk full of KFC arrested while trying to enter lockdown Auckland, where restaurants remained shut. Like I said, the tyranny is spreading far and wide. Two alleged gang associates found with a car trunk full of KFC takeout, goddamn Irish, they cause trouble every were arrested as they tried to enter New Zealand's largest city on Sunday in breach of strict coronavirus lockdown rules, according to the

police. Come on. Under Auckland's alert level four lockdown, wow, that sounds official. Under Auckland's alert level four lockdown measures, the strictest in the country. Restaurants, including takeout services, remain closed. Everyone must stay home. You're a prisoner in your own. I, I, oh my God. I'm pretty sure we outnumber the governments. I know they have the guns at you, but everyone must stay home and all the essential services are open, which is just stupid.

It's just so ridiculous. The rest of the New Zealand of the country is at level two with restaurants, cafes, bars, and nightclubs open and residents permitted to leave their homes. Oh, thank you. Police were patrolling back roads near the outskirts of Auckland when they noticed a suspicious looking vehicle and smelled something delicious. A New Zealand police spokesman said in a statement on Monday, upon seeing the officers, the vehicle did a U-turn and sped off before eventually pulling over. The statement said, when the car was searched, police found a large quantity of KFC. God, I'm getting hungry. More

than 100,000 in New Zealand cookie dough. I don't know what the... I don't know what the fucking monetary... $70,000 in cash. In empty ounce bags. So again, the Amish are on the move. I say they must be stopped. Police photos show at least three buckets of chicken. Oh my God, that's racist. These people eat fried chicken.

About 10 cups of coleslaw, a large package of fries, just one bag of fries, and four large bags containing other KFC items. Good for them. Thank you. Bon appetit. Don't you love chicken? I was thinking it's one of the foods you never get. The world never gets sick of it, right?

Just love it. You can fry it. You can boil it. You can hit your wife over the head with a frozen one. It's good stuff. Roll the tape, will you? You put it in there. The fuck?

Roll the irrelevant clip. Go. I'd rather eat it than chase it. It ain't very mature. Listen. Well, neither are you very mature. Now, listen. it than chase it. It ain't very mature. Listen. Well, neither are you very mature. Now, listen.

Get this thing. A fighter ain't a farmer. Come on. Go on and get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Come on.

What's the matter with you? Get him. Don't you love Burgess Meredith? Fucking love him. Go on and get it. You need a manager, Rockman. You need a manager, Rock. You need a manager. I put a cauliflower in my ear.

You know why he was bigger than me? He was a good fighter. You need a manager. So I guess that was a big international story. They busted some guys. How'd that one sneak in is beyond fucking me. I want to thank, first, before I do anything, David Reese for contributing to the show financially. He lives in Kansas. And of course, Paul Sagdella, Connecticut. Tim Hershey of Ohio. Again, I'm seeing the same five names. Can we start to pick up the pace out there, folks? Kit Fortney, which I love that name, Michigan. Michael Wolfe, New York. Edward Fox, Eddie Fox in Connecticut. And

Mike Dowd, I wonder if that's the cop, Michael Dowd. I had him on my podcast. You know what I'm talking about? They made a movie about him called The Dirtiest Cop. Fucking crazy dude. Mike Dowd of Florida. John Vassa, Virginia. Norwal Mandibles. Am I not getting... Norwal Mandibles Beak III. South Carolina.

Cheryl Crockett, who's got quite a rack on her. West Virginia. She's in her late hundreds. Jim Aaron of Kentucky. Michael Albizu, Pennsylvania. Sean Powell, our buddy down in Florida. So thank you guys for contributing. Again, we can't do it without you.

You know what I'm saying? Hey, I thought I'd be a movie star 30 years ago. What can I tell you? Now I'm doing a podcast and I'm selling weed to young people of color. Anyways, and white kids, and I'm sure a bunch of Haitians are coming over, so that's good news. Norm. Norm finally tonight on this show

I got to talk about the most hateful racist bitch on the planet Joy Reid she's a hateful this black bra went to Harvard again affirmative action

is great she's the most ignorant racist and I'm not that's not my opinion remember they pulled up tweets of her making homophobic jokes

from years ago and saying racist shit about Chinese people. She's just a hypocritical piece of garbage. Joy Reid calls out coverage of Gabby Petito case as missing white woman syndrome. There's always got to be a racist angle to it. On Monday's readout, is that what it's called? Joy Reid. She's a malignant cunt, relayed the latest

developments of the case of Gabby Petito, a 22-year-old woman who went missing while on a road trip with her boyfriend. A body matching her description has been found and police say her boyfriend, who is currently missing, is a person of interest in the case. I know this kid had a shot himself somewhere. The case has made national headlines.

Reed said the Petito family deserves answers and justice. She has to say that. That cushions what hate's going to come out next. She throws out the obligatory nice thing. She says, the way the story captivated the nation, said Reed, has many people wondering, why not the same media attention when people of color go missing? Of course, she has to ask that, right? It's a sick question. You're a

sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Well, the answer actually has a name that black people gave it, missing white woman syndrome. Why don't you just call it missing Karen syndrome now? The term coined by Gwen Ifill, the late great Gwen Ifill, to describe the media and public fascination with missing white women like Lacey Peterson or Natalie Holloway while ignoring cases involving people of color. These blacks. Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way. Well, I have an answer to that. We're more important than you.

Just kidding. I was kidding, honey. Truth. I was fucking kidding. Fly pelican, fly pelican, fly. Reed hosted a discussion with other black women who hate white people. of the Black and Missing Foundation. Black and Missing Foundation. And Lynette Gray Bull, Lynette Gray Bull, of the Not Our Native Daughters Foundation. I'm guessing that's a Native American group?

Yep. Let me tell you too, bro, if you go missing, you wouldn't be hard to find, you know what I'm saying? That should go out there tonight. The MSNBC host highlighted the case of Daniel Robinson, who, like Petito, was in his 20s, only not as, well, not a girl, not hot, not blonde with blue eyes, and was last seen in a remote area in the West. I don't believe it because black people don't camp. I've never heard of this until this friend of mine sent it to me, said Reed, and I guess that's the issue, isn't it? Let me explain it to you before I go any further so I can help these ladies out. You might have a point, right? We put more time into when a good-looking white girl goes missing and shit. But see, it makes up for when a white cop is wrongly accused of doing something,

and you guys run it on a loop on CNN and NBC and ABC and CBS for months at a time. And then when you're wrong, like you were about Trump being an agent, you don't say any. So it kind of balances out. That's all I'm saying. You know what I mean? No, it's not apples and oranges.

It's media, it's stories. You're complaining about amount of coverage. Okay? You guys do a disproportionate amount of coverage when a white cop is involved. And so we do it when a white chick goes missing. All right. How the fuck didn't I go to Harvard? Why? Because I was playing football. But man, that's a good school. It is definitely the issue, said Wilson, and we have been sounding the alarm for nearly 14 years because of this. When it comes to missing persons

of color, men, women, and children, our cases are not taken seriously, and no one is looking for us if we're to go missing. I don't know why that is. I'd like to help you out, but I don't know what it is. Is it because we're black? Exactly. It isn't. We're just, when you guys go missing, we're like, yeah, probably you're shooting. just, when you guys go missing, we're like, yeah, probably a shooting. They love to talk like this. It just scares the people. That's enough for today. And I hope, and you know what, anyways,

I hope they find that kid dead. She was just a 21-year-old naive little girl and fucked up with a fuck. Ladies, you know what? You know how it is. I always defend men, but I'm getting sick of it myself. Piece of garbage. That is it. I'm going to go home and smoke a joint and take

a nap and throw my shoes at the TV when Joy Reid comes on. Oh, that's in the morning. What? Nickdip.com. You guys, click the fucking tour date. Come out and see me. We'll have drinks. Maybe somebody takes their bra off. Thecomicsgym.com. You guys know, click the fucking tour date. Come out and see me. We'll have drinks. Maybe somebody takes their bra off. TheComicsGym.com. That's where this show will reside, regardless of what I say. And Cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or relative, go to Cameo.com. I'm not getting any lately. Don't know what's going on. I'm not getting any lately.

Don't know what's going on. Tommy, are you putting it out there on Facebook and stuff? I will roast your friend. I'll make a video on my phone. Send it to him. Go to cammy.com and tell me about the person. That is it. You guys think it, I will say it. You're very welcome.

We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a good day. guitar solo guitar solo I'm out.