The Nick DiPaolo Show - Bye Bye, Bush 41

Episode Date: December 4, 2018

Corsi’s Criminal Complaint. France Fractures. Kid Rock Ruckus. Tampon Cocktails.

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NickDip.com for all your ticket information. 833-599-6425. 833-599-6425 is the phone number. How was your weekend? I had an interesting one. I did the Corner Comedy Club in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. A small club, meat and potatoes, bare bones, no frills, intimate club. It was a blast.

And I got to be honest with you, did four shows. There were so many people after each show saying they came out because of this show. And I can't tell you how encouraging that is. We haven't even really done a marketing campaign yet, officially. So it was fun. I don't know if you've ever been up there on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. They've built these casinos and stuff. They built this kind of a second-rate Sunset Boulevard,

only it's on a hill. The club was right off the hill. It was the weirdest, funniest. It was so cheesy, it was actually charming. Actually, here's some pics of the, that's me walking by a storefront and getting bit by a buzzard what the fuck this is the type of shit i saw on the way to the club i mean here's an arcade where you could you could shoot at hillbillies that person on the right is supposedly already shot dead and you got the old

man it was creepy and you're walking past these places and they're speaking to you on a PA system. And there was a giant Ferris wheel and a bowling alley. And this thing followed me back to the hotel. Not my type. But yeah, what the fuck? I kept going on every night. I go, what is the theme to this fucking street? Who, um, the guy was on acid that design.

And there's a, yeah, there's a giant bird that you usually see on a fucking Froot Loop box. And you could get, you know, it was 19 pizza places, a Burger King, a in-between eats thing, wax museum. And, uh, what the fuck else here? Very bizarre. Yeah, the Rainforest Cafe with a creepy frog staring at me the whole time. I kept walking by going, what the fuck is the theme to this thing? But you know what? There's plenty of people out there.

So whatever it is, it's working. Go ahead. That creepy thing. And that thing talks to you. Come face to face with the animals of the circus and solve the cage maze puzzle. Every time I walk, it's funny. The thing will be talking in mid-sentence you walk by it it stops and stares at you was fucking giving me the uh the willies and uh what else do we have oh I went to a restaurant up there Bernie Sanders waited on me how creepy is that fucking... Bernie Sanders has Parkinson's

and he's got three... Last thing you want is a guy with Parkinson's holding a fucking plate with candles on it. Reminded me of Ali bringing the Olympic torch out. What?

You're gonna be kidding me! But what a bizarre place. And the club... and the club, uh, the guy, Teddy that ran, it was very cool. Uh, and, um, bare bones, man, I, you know, and, and, uh, no green room. So I, I, I, the hotel was five minutes away, so I could show up five minutes before I was going to go on. And, uh, in between shows, I go back to the hotel, watch college football. And I got to be honest with you, I enjoyed myself. It was, you know, maybe a little below my standards club-wise, but I like intimate groups, and they were all DePaulo fans, and I got to thank you guys for coming out.

Let's go to Mike. Mike was at the show on Saturday night. Mike, what's going on? Thanks for coming out Saturday. Hey, Nick. How are you? What's happening? Not much, buddy.

I just wanted to say I wanted to thank you for coming up here. I know it was a small room, but, man, you killed. You absolutely killed. And I want to remind you. Yes, sir. I sat behind a young lady named Sienna. Do you remember her? Yes, Sienna and her dad, Stephen.

They were Italians. Sienna and her dad. Yes. I squirmed the whole night. But it was fucking hell, man. You were a killer. Please come up anytime. I'm gonna.

Oh, I'm gonna. I had such a good time. And like I said, I like Teddy. He was great. Teddy, the guy that ran the place. And he, you know, it's funny. He kept saying, because he wasn't a politically correct guy. He had the same politics as me.

But he was younger. But he said, he kept saying to me uh you're 56 years old and you're the most dangerous comic in the in the fucking oh my god you were fucking amazing it was fun i mean the people but they got it they liked it they liked it the uh you know they like the anti-left-wing horseshit and uh yeah i would do it again so i look forward to seeing you again mike and thank you for calling. No, thanks. Thanks, buddy.

Take care. You got it. Canadians are so polite and so nice. There's an old joke about how polite Canadians are. How do you get 100 Canadians to get out of a pool? You ask them. You are correct, sir! And yeah, it was fun. It was fun. Anyhow, real quick, I didn't want to touch on this because I don't want to draw any more attention to it,

but I tweeted something out while I was on the plane. I had a couple of drinks in me. Didn't have my reading glasses on me i was looking at twitter noticing i'm losing followers every week because they shadow ban me and do whatever they do to right wingers and it infuriated me then i clicked on a story on drudge one of those other things and uh it was five or six women with their hands in a black power salute they had crew cuts and whatever the fuck and i'm a little drunk drunk. And I was more angry at Twitter. So I was just kind of in a rage. And then I said, fuck these dumb cunts and this stupid black power salutes.

And then some blogger, some chick in Brooklyn writes an article in Laughs But Magazine saying that I called a 12-year-old girl a cunt. Which, first of all, I could barely see. I forgot my reading glasses. They look like grown women to me. And even if they weren't, I didn't have their bios. And I wasn't, I never would call a 12-year-old girl that. And, but that was the headline. So if you read that, it's total horseshit.

And then she also lied about when I did Comics Come Home in Boston a few years ago, when Wanda Sykes went up and referred to Trump as an ape. And then I went on after it and I said, I could make an Obama joke, but I will not. And she says I called Obama a monkey. So don't don't fucking believe any of this shit. I actually talked to a lawyer today about libel. So her name's Rosa, her first name, but I don't want to give her any more ink than that. But now I see what it's like, and I'm not even a big... I can imagine being a Hannity or somebody famous with these fucking headlines that are just total... They just totally twist them, and that shit's out there.

And what happens now, a lot of this blog shit... And this broad's like a young chick from Brooklyn. She thinks she's a comedian. She's an LGBT fucking advocate and so that what more do you need to know about her so uh but that sort of infuriated me because it was totally taken out of contact and then she lied about the whole Obama joke or whatever anyways I just wanted to get that out of the way in case you see it just really aggravating so what the hell else is going on over the weekend we lost HW Bush number 41 that was he was

like an underrated president, I thought. He was a real family guy. I'm sure you've heard it all. But, you know, I was laughing because watching all the pomp and circumstance and his resume, remember they kept saying Hillary. Nobody's more prepared. Nobody has a better resume to become a president than Hillary.

You have a look at this guy's resume? Youngest fighter pilot in World War II, 18 years old, shot down. We actually have, we actually have, show the fighter pilot of him being rescued. Look at this. This is in like 1944. 18 years old, okay? When this shit happens to you, then you don't just talk the talk. You walk the walk.

Okay. And that's unbelievable. His two crewmates didn't survive. Look, he's 18 years old there. And started, you know, he went to Yale. And after that, he could have went into his,

he was from money. And he went out to Plano, Texas and started his own oil company with no money, packed his family in the car with no money whatsoever and started a successful oil company and a really humble family guy. I remember this is when I first started following politics in the late 80s. And. He served from 89 to 93. Then he ran again. He got beat by Clinton. And he made this promise that he broke. Read my lips.

No new taxes. That one came back to bite him in the ass. But, you know, just, and of course, of course today, the media, the lib media couldn't give the guys, listen to his resume. So he was a youngest fighter pilot,

World War II. He's a war hero, gets shot down. Congressman from Texas, UN ambassador, special envoy to to china head of the cia vice president under reagan for eight years uh you think that's a resume and like i said a real real good family man hey he didn't as far as foreign policy and shit he didn't get his business done trump is cleaning up his mess uh you, as far as dealing with the Chinese and stuff. So nobody's perfect. But I just watched some of the, as they say, pomp and circumstance at the Capitol. He's lying in state. And I'm not

usually impressed, but this was unbelievable. 4,000 military people there and carrying their casket up to the sun was setting. It's like an incredible night in D.C. tonight. It was really impressive. And, of course, the media. As you know, and this shouldn't surprise us at this point, media missteps in the coverage of former President George H.W. Bush's death from a derogatory Associated Press, which is left-wing, tweet to the

Grey Lady, that's the New York Times, including misleading info in its obituary have fueled new accusations of liberal bias. They can't leave it alone. It's their fucking, they're just rotten people to the core, especially at the New York Times. Some of the standard obituaries

were even panned as slanted and unfair. The AP notably backed off a widely criticized tweet sent shortly after Bush's death was confirmed. The now deleted message said, George H.W. Bush, a patrician, New England, whose presidency soared with the coalition victory of Iraq and Kuwait, but then plummeted in the throes of a weak economy that led voters to turn him out of office after a single term. He has died at 94. They don't mention his World War II service. The tweet was immediately slammed with everyone from Sarah Palin to Parkland shooting survivor Kyle Keshav condemning the AP. The AP, folks, that's the Associated Press.

They were as left-wing as any media source. They eventually deleted the tweet and admitted the gaffe they said we've deleted a tweet and revised the story on the death of the president george hw bush because the tweet in the opening of the story referenced his 1992 electoral defeat and omitted his world war ii service yeah no shit it took two days for someone at the ap to realize this story on bush was biased garbage daily Daily Caller's Derek Hunter added. Far left website Slate complained that Bush's obituaries didn't include groping allegations made against Bush during the final years of his life when he was confined to a wheelchair. Can you fucking, really, you're at about, I'd say on the left, the far left, you're about a sixth grade emotional level.

You're fucking childish. After the resume I just read you, that's what you fucking want to bring up. Jesus H. Christ, is the pussy Trump everything? No pun intended. That came out fucking weird. It's got the name Bush. The whole fucking thing was 833- five nine nine six four two five four four two five uh but bush's death gave some media members an excuse to dust off criticism of the

infamous willie horton ad i remember that when he was running for president they ran an ad it had to do with a death penalty and it was a commercial showing willieorton, this guy, I don't know if he's a murderer, a black murderer, but the commercial showed him and they use that same shit they're doing today. Look at how racist Bush is. He's scaring white people by showing a black murderer and a rapist, whatever the guy was. And he didn't even, Bush had nothing to do with it. A third party ran the ad. And that did not help either. And the New York Times took heat for its obituary, which included an infamous photo of Bush at a supermarket.

I remember this one, too. He's at a checkout aisle along with a widely disputed anecdote. The Times wrote, his critics saw him as out of touch with ordinary Americans, pointing to what they portrayed as his amazed reaction during a demonstration of a supermarket scanner when he visited a grocer's convention while president. The paper also noted that Bush later insisted he had not been surprised by the supermarkets. This whole story was debunked later on. Times reporter Andrew Ratface Rosenthal, who would later oversee the paper's opinion section, famously painted Bush as out of touch with reality in a 1992 front page story

about the president being some sort of elitist. What a fucking, just a piece of... You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Rosenthal wrote that Bush emerged from 11 years in washington's choices executive mansions to confront the modern supermarket made sure to mention that some supermarkets had the technology as early as 76 however the story is condemned by media watchdogs on both sides who noticed the times didn't actually have a reporter present at the supermarket convention and the white house

even said the entire thing was manufactured by the media. After witnesses chalked up Bush's expression to simply being polite, Fox News' Howard Kurtz called it the story that won't check out in the Washington Post back in 1992, noting that the pool reporter didn't even mention the incident in his own story. So, you know, and even if he was surprised he was surprised at it or was the first time he was seeing a scanner don't you think you really think he was fucking doing the shopping i mean isn't that the logic you really think the president's go grocery shopping hey we're out of fruit loops

barbara let's go to the fucking are you fucking dog styling me the times was condemned for including the supermarket tidbit in the Bush obituary and News Busters even published a breakdown headline, Times, George H.W. Bush obituary, can't afford fake news about supermarket scanner. It was a phony anecdote forwarded

by reporter Andrew Rosenthal to paint the first Bush as an out of touch patrician. Yeah, yeah, yeah,atoga Springs, H.W. Bush and his double life. Pat, go ahead. He had a double life, did he? Yeah, Nick. So a couple of years ago, I read this book and it was called Family of Secrets. And when I heard the interview from the author, Russ Baker, I was kind of skeptical.

But as I read it, it's very well documented. And with government documents that had been disclosed by the FBI. On November 22nd, 1963, about an hour after Kennedy was shot, a George H.W. Bush from Tyler, Texas, called in a report saying a jack parrot had skewed hateful rhetoric. What? The call was to the Houston FBI office. Pat, Pat, we can't hear you. The call was to the Houston. Are you outside or something?

I was, yeah. But the call was to the Houston FBI office. And they went to Jack Parrott's house, who was in Houston. He was there. And the guy that drove him down was Bush's chief of staff, as Bush was the head of the Republican Party in Houston, Texas. Years later, in 85, he told the Japanese television network he could not remember where he was the day of that assassination. And he led a little bit of a shady life. He was kind of involved in watergate um and the zapata offshore oil always

kind of was showing up where there were these coups um and you believe i i posted you believe all this i yeah hunter yeah i mean he he is like the alan dulles is the granddaddy of the deep state and i think bush was his luke abrasi uh to be honest with you. And the stuff W got away with was just absurd. But I posted an article from it. You're implicating him in the Kennedy assassination. You don't think we would have had more proof? Oh, absolutely. He doesn't know where he was, and then that memo comes out.

Yeah. So that's about the what? The Bushes. Okay, look, I know he's not perfect. He was the head of the CIA. So I know that, but you got to come up with more than one guy's book. The guy, the book you read,

I don't know what his politics are, but I mean, I think we would have heard more details. How long, Kennedy? How long has he been dead? I think there'll be more details on what george h.w bush had to do with it i mean well it's disclosing an fbi memo though there i mean it's there on like government websites oh so it's gotta be true george hw well i think i think he was culpable um he led a really

even with what even with watergate his involvement is strange. And, uh, they were tight with the Saudis. Yeah. Like every president, there was a, yes. Every president. Yes. He's tight with the Saudis, but, uh, that doesn't take away from his record, you know, as the youngest fighter pilot. And'm just saying, out of all the bullshit that talk about service to the country, he actually had some

merit behind his claims. That's all I'm saying. Look, he was the head of... Of course he has a dirt in his hands. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You know, and I just... He was tight with the Houston oil ring,

and they didn't like Kennedy. And I'm telling you, I was skeptical myself before I read the book and heard the interview. Okay, well, read five more books, and it might change your mind. I mean, there's a thousand books out there. But yeah, no, I'm not saying he was the head of the CIA. He's got to have dirt on his hands. So good call, Pat.

I appreciate it, buddy. All right, thank call, Pat. I appreciate it, buddy. All right. Thank you, Nick. My whole reason for bringing this up is the fucking that the left wing media can't give the guy a break on the day he fucking dies. That's my only point. Anyhow. GG in Seattle. Do I agree?

Nancy Pelosi looks like someone coming out of The Walking Dead. Yes, I do. Next question. Yes, G, she does. She's got that Wayne Newton plastic look, but I'm telling you, she was a looker when she was young. All right, take it easy. Nice talking to you.

The fuck was that about? Anyhow, show's streaming live on Facebook. We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live. Fuck it. YouTube.

Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. Excuse me. Conservative author Jerome Corsi on Monday filed a criminal ethics complaint against special counsel Bob Mueller's team,

accusing investigators of trying to bully him into giving false testimony against Trump. Oh, is that right? Are you saying he knows nothing about these matters? To my knowledge, nothing. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. The complaint which Corsi had threatened for days is the latest escalation between Mueller's team and its investigation targets. The 78-page document asserting the existence of a slow-motion coup against the president was filed to a range of top law enforcement officials, including acting attorney General Matthew Whitaker. He's the one who took over for the little Alabama midget sessions.

Department of Justice Inspector General Michael Horowitz, D.C.'s U.S. Attorney Jesse Liu, and the Bar Disciplinary Council. Dr. Corsi has been criminally threatened and coerced to tell a lie and call it the truth, the complaint states. Corsi, we talked about him last week, is connected with political operative our buddy Roger Stone, has claimed for the past week that he was being improperly pressured by Mueller's team to strike a plea deal,

which he now says he won't sign. According to Corsi's complaint, they wanted him to demonstrate that he acted as a liaison between Stone and WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange on one side and the Trump campaign on the other regarding the release of hacked emails from the DNC. The complaint states that Mueller's office is now knowingly and deceitfully threatening to charge Dr. Corsi with an alleged false statement unless he gives them false testimony against Trump and others. And that's what they do. We talked about this the other day. against Trump and others.

And that's what they do. We talked about this the other day. They asked him about an email that he forwarded two years ago. He couldn't remember it. They let him go back and check all his, and by the way, of course, he handed over everything willingly, and they let him go back and check this two-year-old email in which he talked to Roger Stone and vice versa, and he amended it and whatever. But he's not giving them what they want to hear and they're going to put the squeeze on them that's why uh you know it would be very dangerous for trump to talk

to fucking muller that's what they do you know you could be telling the truth but if it's not the truth that you spoke or some somebody else there has a different story they will charge you, you know. So, it's a fucking hairy situation. This guy's 72 years old. And by the way, my buddy Credico has to go see Mueller a couple more times. And we're going to get him, because he texts me. Matter of fact, Cuomo wanted him on

CNN. I don't know if that was today or sometime this week. So, that'll be interesting. I like that somebody's pushing back against fucking Thug Muller. The purported threat of a false statement charge, according to the complaint, pertains to a July 2016 email. From Stone asking Corsi, you know, to get to Assange and get the pending emails. Corsi's complaint said he was unable to initially give accurate testimony

in that point until he could reload emails on his laptop. The complaint says he later amended his answer. Corsi said Mueller's team was happy with his answers until he couldn't give them what they wanted. As part of the complaint, Corsi's legal team included a draft court filing from Mueller's team to be used for Corsi to plead guilty to making false statements. That document includes an August 2, 2016 email between Corsi and Stone

where Corsi references Assange in the forthcoming release of hacked emails. This is his words in the email. Word is friend and embassy plans two more dumps maybe he was talking about shits let's be honest that's what I'd say I'd make a great lawyer he was saying dumps he meant bowel movements

as you know Hassan should not have a healthy diet in the Ecuador living on Fritos and heavy cream uh of course he wrote to stone about 10 weeks before hillary clinton campaign chairman pedesta's emails were released in the complaint on monday course he's lawyers denied that of course he had inside knowledge and was colluding with assange instead they make the argument course he and i saw him say it on tv logically concluded

more emails were released. Now, you can believe that or you cannot believe that. But Corsi told host Tucker Carlson last week he has no contact with Julian Assange whatsoever. And that should be easy to figure out whether he did or not. Corsi's represented in his complaint by Larry Klayman, a conservative lawyer who founded Judicial Watch. Oh boy, have they caused problems for the lefties. And is known for filing lawsuits against former President Bill Clinton. In the complaint, Klayman argues that the activities of Corsi as an investigative journalist, that's in quotes, are protected by the First Amendment

to the Constitution. And I think he's right. You are correct, sir. Anyways, that'll be interesting. So somebody's filing a lawsuit against the special counsel. Maybe somebody else will fucking take note of that. There's got to be some pushback. There's never any pushback from the dummies. Republicans, I don't know if you're shitty lawyers or what. And that's the other thing on a macro level I always notice the righties are always we always seem to be two steps behind the lefties in their lawsuits and shit

probably because you know everybody's in on it the fucking media is complicit but we're always chasing them going hey we just realized you guys been fucking us in the ass for like the last 10 years. As far as lying about this and that, they're always behind. You don't see Dems going, hey, you guys. So maybe they are smarter, but I'd say fucking the righties are more honest. You make the call. I see three calls up that aren't relevant to anything I'm talking about, didn't I?

Jack from Massachusetts. Time article reminds, not the article, he's talking about the obituary, reminds him of a Vice article about Trump. What are you talking about there, Jack? Welcome to the show, fella. What's going on, Nick? Not too much. You know, do the regular thing. Big fan of the show. Big fan. All that good stuff. Thank you, sir.

You know, that article, though, that you're talking about, the Bush thing, you know, just paints anyone on the right or like all those articles is like, you know, pretty bad. I was going through my Snapchat news, reading through all that stuff. And there was one on Vice, you know, 14 reasons he's bad or whatever. And I decided to read through it. What? One of the 14 reasons he doesn't. 14 reasons Trump is bad, you mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Trump is bad you mean yeah yeah yeah trump is bad and um so i was like all right i'll read it and see like how bullshit these are and one of them you know said that trump doesn't like dogs and their reasoning on that was because he compared cnn reporters to dogs and because he doesn't like cnn reporters therefore you know he doesn't like household pets so he's like some kind of sicko and you're reading it and like because you know, he doesn't like household pets. So he's like some kind of sicko. And you're reading it and like, cause you know, a bunch of those leftists just, they're scrolling through that going, oh yeah, fuck this guy. Reading all the bullshit, not actually getting in depth.

Like, well, I'll tell you a president, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a president who did love dogs. Bill Clinton, obviously look at his fucking wife and uh thick ankle fucking dog face yeah the thick ankle dog face but i don't know do you get all your news from snapchat jack i don't know i don't even know what you know no no i just go through them honestly the headline i like to read that vice one no i like to read that vice one more as like a comedy you know what i mean oh yeah yeah yeah it's like oh this is what they're going for today like you got to be fucking kidding me more is like a comedy. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, this is what they're going for today?

Like, you got to be fucking kidding me. All right, Jack. Good hearing from you, buddy. Go Bruins. Go Bruins. How are the Patriots doing? I remember hearing that they were, once again, they were finished after they got beat by the Detroit Lions in week two or three and

how are they doing? Oh they're 9-3 and they're actually vying for the fucking first round bye and they have what's that? They have the tiebreaker over Texas of the Houston Texans and the Kansas City Chiefs. What? What?

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What I want to talk about today is Bush, man. He was just another neocon, another typical establishment. He was with the CIA. Yeah. And so he's, man, good riddance with him. I mean, I don't ever like to speak ill on the dead. Yeah, I can tell. You're very sensitive.

That's just not what I'm about. But I also wanted to talk about was, um. Hold on. Let me slow you down. Hold on. Let me slow you down. Well, what do you get against the CIA, Kev? They've been in so many bad, they're like freaking overthrowing governments in the

middle east that's what they're about their whole deal is trying to install dictators and stuff in different countries and yeah born intelligence agencies they're just um all those bad news all around oh yes they're bad as those countries that they're trying to spread democracy to is that what you say they're just uh they got an allegiance to Israel. They're an Israeli plant from Assad. And what's the matter? That's not what I want to talk about. Well, you already talked it.

You used your minute. What's the matter with Israel? You don't like Israel for what reason? They're spying on us. Look up No More News. They got Israeli agents spying on us. No More News. And so they could...

Yes, this is... That's not my point. Let me talk about this real quick. No, hold on. I want to stop you with your bullshit. I'm going to hang up on you if you don't shut up. Listen. Yes, they spy on us. We spy on them. Russia spies on Israel. Israel spies on China. We spy on Israel.

China spies on Russia. So stop fucking pointing to the CIA. Every government, every fucking powerful country has a form of the CIA. So quit being so fucking anti-American. They all have dirty fucking spies. So go ahead. Go ahead, Kev. All right, my point is Mark Lamont Hill.

Did you see he got fired from CNN? Oh! Criticizing Israel? Yes! You know how much anti-white stuff he said? Hold on a second. You know how much anti-white stuff he said? Hold on a second. You know how much anti-white stuff he said? Just racism towards white people.

Yes. I can give you example after example of him saying stuff, but as soon as he goes against Israel, as soon as he speaks out against the tribe of Jews, Israel, their home country, he gets fired. His bosses are all Jewish, and he knows better. Oh, my God.

You're an anti- He can be against white people all day. Kevin, that's your anti- You'll go against Israel, go against Jews. You're an anti-Semite, Kevin. You don't like Jewish people. That's horrible. Oh, that word doesn't work anymore.

That word don't work anymore, man. Everyone's waking up to the Jewish power. Oh, all right, Kevin. Everybody but you, my friend. They're our best ally in the Middle East, okay? I don't care how fucking bad they are. Compare them to these third world shitholes over there. Oh, my God, the fucking...

I love the lefties that fucking hate Israel. As opposed to what? The people that are trying to kill them? I would like to see what would happen if we broke it off with Israel. Can't we do an experiment just for a fucking year to see, you know. Most of those countries want to kill Israel

because they're the best friends of Satan. That would be the United States. But I've had these discussions ad nauseum at the Comedy Cellar table with a guy named Manachem Dwarman who's passed away who owned the Comedy Cellar who taught this stuff in Israel and we used to sit down lawyers would come in left-wing lawyers who thought they knew their shit and would sit him down with Manny and watch manny get him into a headlock verbally in about five minutes so but uh you know hey to each his own hey let's go to rich he had an encounter with george hw bush

in uh rich's call from st louis don't tell me he grabbed your ass at the airport, Rich. No, no. In fact, I'll just take it from the top. This is, you got a great show. I just ran into your show here. I used to catch you on louder and crowded. But I'll go with the star, minimize time here. Yeah.

I'll take you back to 1992, the election. Yes. And I worked at, I'll just go ahead and say it. I don't work there no more. It don't exist. But it was called the 1992, the election. Yes. And I worked at, I'll just try to say it, I don't work there no more, I don't exist, but it was called the Donald Douglas Aircraft. Yes. And I worked there, and there was this proposal where the Saudi Arabians wanted to buy 72 F-15 fighters from us. Uh-huh.

And that was used as a campaign thing, and George Bush flew into st. Louis and I I was told why I kind of had run of the place involved with the machine shop and I was told hey you know George Bush is over on the tarmac you want to go over and see him go ahead yeah I walked over there's a lot of white-collar workers engineers standing in a line and I got the end of the line I'm holding a big gulp you know and I've got t-shirt on joke what no i was laughing go ahead okay so i've got a t-shirt on i'm joe work boots man union guy and i'm

standing with my big gulp waiting for my turn to shake hands with george bush he's about six foot four he's a tall guy i don't know how he fit in a fucking airplane i hope so i fit in an airplane because he was kind of tall you know yeah but he come up to me and he absolutely recoiled, pulled his hand back, looked at me, stepped back, and then Secret Service looked at me and like, what's in the cup? And I go, it's a soda. Oh, you know, and by then I'm putting it on the ground, you know, because they've been throwing broccoli at Bush for the last four years.

So they were thinking I was going to whip something at him. But he would not shake my hand. Not at all. I mean, he even stepped away about four more steps, turned around and deliberately looked right back at me. And it was like, like I cut a fart or something.

Yeah. But what, but what if you, but what if you did have like a cup of rice in or something? I mean, they do have to be careful, don't they? That was a good job. I'm not going to throw crap on the president.

He don't know that. Just like his son didn't know. His son didn't know he was going to get a shoe thrown at his fucking head. No, I mean, that was the size of that. I mean, he just, you know, I basically was the only T-shirt and Joe Work boots guy in the line. And I guess that just ticked him off. You know, just ticked him off or just not in his social stratification by my dress. Okay, so we'll take him out of Arlington.

We'll put him in a cemetery in fucking Oregon. One more thing. Yes, sir. There's a rumor that says he was killed like two weeks ago. They waited to roll him out into the box just to screw up this big week of hearings and proceedings. He was...

H.W. Bush was killed two weeks ago? He'd been dead for a few weeks, and they just waited to wheel him out to mess up the big hearings and congressional hearings. Alright, hold on, Rich. You said he was killed. You mean he died two weeks ago?

Well, whatever. He was going to die. He was going to die. Alright, Rich. Call again, buddy. Thank you. Good call. Thanks, Bob. Bush was killed a couple of weeks ago by the ghost of Barbara.

Apparently, you know, he's putting some ice cubes... Never mind. That was dirty. I don't want to sully his reputation. But I'm not sitting here... You know, I love what people think. Oh, he was a bad guy the cia yeah the cia protects you dumbasses okay every fucking government has

one or a form of the cia sorry for being the best at it and uh i used to you always hear that when he was the president that makes him a scumbag he was the head of the cia i'm sure he had people whacked that's not my fucking point. But I say he earned it, at least more than most people, because he was shot down in an ocean defending us. That's how I fucking think. You are correct, sir. How about Paris over there, huh?

France. Holy moly, they're pissed off about high taxes and gas charges and machones. Got his balls on a sling, ladies and gentlemen. Balls on a sling. Stunned Parisians clean up Posh Central District after worst riots since 1968. And they don't even have that many black people over there. How bad a riot could it have been? Honestly. I mean, that is some racist shit. I can't believe that you

just... Can't have a riot with a fucking, without a whole bunch of black folk. Nick, what are you saying? You know what I'm saying. That's how it is in this country. I can't picture Parisians getting so pissed off. What are they doing? Fucking hitting each other with

baguettes and fucking hot brie. Hot brie? That'll be the name of my next album. Sounds gross. I woke up with some hot brie on my chest. I don't know what happened. Several

thousand riot police were overwhelmed on Saturday. Why? because it was france big fucking girls as they fought running battles with protesters in the shadows of some of paris's fabled landmarks and throughout its fancy shopping districts more than 400 people were arrested and more than 100 injured shocking parisians and tourists alike. Here's some footage. ...protested over fuel prices and the cost of living. The French capital suffered the worst unrest for... And the cost of living. I love the way the Brits do their news.

A man was hit in the ass with a baguette and survived. It's the same anarchist shitheads. It's the yellow vest fucking. I want to start a real right wing group. We're going to wear those century one, century 21 real estate jackets. Those nice yellow you know the baby diarrhea yellow jackets.

At the base of the 19th century Arc de Triomphe, police kept the public back as cleanup crews set about erasing graffiti. They have Hispanics over there? Nick, why do you equate graffiti with Hispanic? I don't know. It looks like Spanish writing to me a lot. Every time I see graffiti on a bridge, it doesn't say John or Mary.

Much of it targeting, the graffiti was targeting President Emmanuel Macron and some exuding anarchist sentiments such as overthrow the bourgeoisie. These guys, their politics are stuck in 1940. It's fucking... Let's be honest, they're communists over there.

Authorities were caught off guard by the escalation in violence after two weeks of nationwide unrest against fuel taxes the petroleum is too high and high living costs known as the yellow vest movement after the fluorescent jackets worn by protesters the government said it would consider a state of emergency in the face of unrest across the country the The violence in Paris was the worst in the elegant center of the capital since the May 1968 student uprising that brought France to its knees. Macron has a problem on his hands. Everyone's fed up.

He's got to listen more, said Amaya Fuster. I ain't graffiti dubbed on a print temps department store windows that read, there's enough money in the coffers of businessmen, share the riches. How about this?

How about fuck you? Go out and earn your own keep. How about that? There's enough money in the coffers. These jerk-offs couldn't run a lemonade stand, but they can do math.

Everybody should get free everything. Obama used to look to Western Europe as the socialist model, and how's it working out? There's plenty of money in the coffers. Go earn your fucking own. Again, I'm against high taxes too, but I don't like your overall plan, where it's headed. Authority said violent groups from the far right and far left. Well, that means Macron must be doing something right. He's got them both after him,

as well as thugs from the suburbs. Oh, those thugs from the suburbs. I wonder who lives in the suburbs of Paris that are thugs. Can we talk about them, their ethnicity, their religion? I'm just curious. I really am. Had infiltrated the yellow

vest movement. Yellow vest. Even their fucking even the vest color they choose is faggy to do a riot. Would you like black? No! I want some pastels and shit. Who's up for yellow? Nothing will scare the shit out of me.

We'll look like a swarm of bees. You look like you'd be directing traffic at a construction site, you cum guzzlers. There were signs that some of the hardcore troublemakers were part of the anarchist and anti-capitalist movement. No, you don't say. Banks, insurance companies, upmarket private homes and cafes and glitzy boutiques were among the properties smashed up and looted these are people who can't make it on their own in the world folks at least with a free market system so they get really angry and they want to tear it all down you can tell you can drop the first uh call uh okay does that look like anything i was

talking about what i was gonna say he's on the phone now so i can't hear you that's fine but uh i'm not interested bye-bye next let's go to bobby uh bobby gary in idaho bobby uh you saw some uh riot stuff somebody got shot in the face did you say yeah i just got done watching the video that some of the protesters put out that one of the yellow vests, the authorities shot him, and it was very graphic. I was just compelled to call in because I'm French, you know, like Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

I'm French-Canadian. I don't know if that makes me French. Explain to me, Bobby, Montreal, why it's all French. At some point, did a bunch of whores from France come to the United States? This is what I was told. Seriously, Montreal was like where a bunch of... Go ahead. It's a whore colony?

I've never heard that, but it wouldn't surprise me. People in Montreal told me that because guys always say how beautiful the women are in Montreal and somebody who was from there explained to me that there was a big prostitution thing way back in the day all the prostitutes moved to the Montreal area and then they spawned beautiful children

to this day they got tired of the STD tax, so they moved over to Canada. That might be it. So where did you see this footage? It's been floating around. The Owen Benjamin Bears got the link. It's on LiveLeaks and a bunch of different places

from right within their riot and it's very graphic like his whole face is sliced open and i saw the video of the giant guillotine they put up and um it looks like it's getting pretty ugly i some of what they're going for i kind of agree with like the people that are like hey we want to save our heritage and go back to some you know more leaning values are sense, high-leaning values. Are you calling me from an animal hospital? There's a mess over there. Are you calling me from an animal hospital?

No, I have a kennel, so kind of. I thought you were stepping on your dog's neck. Nope. Well, we're going to look up. We're going to try to find that footage, and thank you for making us aware of that, Bobby. Yeah, absolutely. We'll link it. I'll send it over in the email or something.

All right. Thanks, honey. All right. Thanks, Nick. Bye. Bye. My thing won't scroll, fellas. I don't know them Anyhow

Maybe Kevin says France video that keeps getting deleted people are going towards the Bastille building Kev. What what footage is that? Yeah, hey Nick I saw that I think it was on Reddit and some of it on 4chan, too. They keep deleting it from both YouTube, too, obviously. But apparently they're out there chanting, and they didn't want people to hear that. But they're standing outside the building, and it cuts out after like 10 seconds. But what you hear is you just hear 4-4-4-4-4-4 And they keep deleting them You got me Kevin

You got me What did he hang up? 4-4-4-4-4 How many people were heading towards The Bastille building? 444 People were shot Anyhow Hall people was shot anyhow kid rock in the in some hot water over the weekend

with the fucking lovely and beautiful and talented joy Bay huh before you get off there let's go to Matt in Virginia about the French riots. Matt, what's going on over there? Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. How you doing? Thank you for taking my call. You got it, brother.

I mean, what is a gallon of petrol cost over there? I mean, people are fucking furious. Oh, I don't know. I mean, the euro is going to get fucked anyway, but there are like, there are a few like different issues, not just this gas stuff. Because one,

the so-called economic migrants, you know, two, the high gases, the taxes, like you said. Three, I think a lot of people are still mad about Marine Le Pen losing,

like the conservative one. And finally, four, four, four, four. Those are actually good points up to that point. That pretty much wraps it up. You got it, brother. Did I mention that guy? What's his name? Mike David? Chicago? Yeah, Mike Davis.

Not Davis, stupid david wasn't it that's how unmemorable he is that's how memorable he is i don't remember his name well i i i i guess he's gay i said the word faggot i didn't even know he's gay it's just i have this unbelievable intuition. Good points, though. But it's not the righties out there who are pissed, the Marine Le Pen. It's the fucking anarchists. I mean, by the statement, share what's in the coffers is plenty of money, you can tell what their fucking goal is. It's a form of government that's never worked anywhere on the planet.

But good luck to you. I want to see this footage of somebody getting shot in the face. It's hard to picture a French guy. Using violence. Other than throwing hot butter sauce at. A waiter who was fucking slow to the table. Kid Rock. load of the table uh kid rock watches nashville christmas parade from his honky honky tonk you know what i want for christmas this year what a big fat cock oh in my ass

yeah kid rock watches nashville christmasade from his honky-tonk. But festivities aside, Kid Rock was on a lot of people's minds. Friday evening, parade organizers decided to boot him from being the Grand Marshal at the Nashville Holiday Party Parade because of him calling Joy Behar the B-word on Fox and Friends. It's getting edgy out there. And he's a grown man. He knows what he should say on national television,

what he shouldn't say on national television, said James Shaw Jr. James Shaw Jr., I remember this guy. He's a legitimate hero, actually. Black dude. Replaced Kid Rock as Grand Marshal, saying it's a huge honor. Do you remember?

It was a shootout at a fucking Waffle House or something, and he saved a bunch of people actually uh i believe it's the same guy uh shaw replaced kid rock as grand marshal saying it's a huge honor uh kid rock reportedly watched a parade from his honky tonk on broadway and he wants it the parade to be about the kids organizers wanted to honor him for stopping a mass shooting not kid rock that would be shaw jr um uh stopping a mass shooting. Not Kid Rock. That would be Shaw Jr. Stopping a mass shooting at a Waffle House in Antioch earlier this year. But here's the thing.

So many people in Nashville love Kid Rock. I think the spirit of the parade was diminished today because of this. It said Crystal Lynn, who was in bare feet with 11 babies in a car. Who came from Hurricane Mills to support him. David Briley needs to be out of office. Kid Rock needs to be mayor. That's a crystal in things. On Friday, David Briley, the mayor, said he wouldn't come to the parade if Kid Rock were the grand marshal.

But now he says that's old news. You're old news with your PC faggoty horseshit mayor, David Briley. Another spineless fella. Tootsies, I guess is a famous establishment, also had a very different message on Saturday. On Friday, owners were threatening to sue the city and parade organizers if Kid Rock were replaced and wanted their $250,000 back

that they donated to the parade if Rock was replaced. So not everybody would be happy about this up in here. So, appearing on Fox and Friends Friday morning, Kid Rock called Joy Behar a bitch. And here's the video.

God forbid you say something a little bit wrong. You're racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, this, that, and the other. People need to calm down, get a little less politically correct. And I would say, you know, you know, love everybody except, I'd say screw that Joey Behar, bitch. Everybody. Look at Doocy.

Yes, he can. And he did, Mr. Doocy. That's Fox and Friends. So that's an early morning show and Kid Rock has a cup in his hand. That's what happens. You're like politicians, entertainers. You're surrounded by live by your fans and

you'll say shit that's going to get you in some hot water. In a perfect world, nobody would have blinked at that because we know Joy Behar is a bitch. I know a person I actually got along with her uh till she got her own show and became this left-wing lunatic who just spews the most ignorant horseshit day after day next to that fucking dreadlock wearing beanbag chair whoopee uh it just It just fucking, just unbelievable. But Joy, I wish we had the clip of me on her show on CNN

when I fucking made her look silly. Anyhow, for her part, Behar invited Kid Rock to come on The View and discuss his opinion. The bitch and these bitches, Joy said, would be happy to have you on the show and kid rock replied back make me a sandwich make me a fucking sandwich fucking bitch mccain said this is you know mccain's daughter who's on the view also Megan, or whatever her name is. Philip.

McCain said she felt Rock's remarks were off-tone since he was on the program to make the point that Americans needed to work to get along in polarized times. I wish he would practice what he preaches. Come on. And I love McCain's. I try to like her, but she's... I don't know. She's just like her dad.

She's all over the map. But the point is, more Americans agree with Kid Rock. Okay? The fucking garbage that The View spews every fucking day. PC anti-Trump, anti-Republican. PC horseshit.

He's just rebutting that. And again, if we didn't live in a hypersensitive country that's run by the feminist movement at the core of everything you could say that we could all have a good laugh and I bet you he does go on the show make a note him and Sean Penn did this thing

did we ever show that video that they made together like they're in a bar like they're strangers and they start getting each other's face write it down it's fucking great they they did it together because they're obviously polar opposites politically but it was uh so well done and uh was done in the spirit of bipartisanship. Oh, these pillows aren't working out. Super chat, go ahead. Alright, so I got three. One of them is

from Mike Rossi. He's going back to the Bush. First McCain, now Bush. Christmas came early this year. Let's top it off with George Soros for the trifecta. That doesn't make sense to me politically. McCain was a war hero. Bush was a war hero.

So why does Christmas come early? Do you dislike those guys? I guess he does. I don't think he does. And he's a fan of this show. Why would he dislike war heroes? McCain was all over the map, I agree, politically. But, Mike, I'm with you as far as soros a thousand percent all right and then i got two from patrick dory says cia and joint steves of

chat uh joint chiefs protect us question mark uh check out operation northwoods um conservatives get the state is forced and love it. Something about libertarians have to fight. I love this fucking hatred of the CIA. These guys read a book or a story where the CIA does something, you know, creepy. I'm not talking about the whole Trump thing right now. Yes, they're underhanded and shit. But you don't hear about all the shit that they uncover. You never hear about.

Guys, so don't fucking read one book and go they are the filthiest outfit they do a lot of shit that you and i don't hear about that does protect you you numbnuts anyhow what what was his other remark pat yeah that was it that was it yes they're underhanded and sneaky that's what the fucking that's what they clandestine group they get dirty so we can stay clean wow that sounded like an ad for tide jason beautiful you hear that they get dirty so we can stay clean don't talk to me like i'm a Pollyanna here. I know the fucking, they have all kinds of sneaky shit going on. The current day CIA, with maybe some of Obama's leftovers,

they're filthy whores who should be outed, yes. That I agree with. Frank in Nashville is a kid rock supporter. Frank, what do you think of Joy Behar? I find her quite attractive from the forehead up. Oh, she's definitely attractive. Like a four. Maybe a four, four, four.

Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. What happened? Was that the guy I was talking to? Yeah, he hung up. All right. Let's go to Jay in Boston. He's got a comment about Kid Rock.

Go ahead, Jay. Four, four, four. Four, four, four. Four, four, four. Four, four, four. Four. Yes. Four,4-4. 4-4-4. 4-4-4. 4-4-4. 4. Well, well, well. Ryan in L.A. says they keep getting the word criminal mixed up with hero.

Go ahead, Ryan. Hey, you keep calling these guys war heroes. I think you're getting the word hero mixed up with criminal. Yeah, that's what you would think because you live in Los Angeles and you believe everything that they've been sticking down your throat for the last 50 years but uh how was uh how was you know getting shot down in a fighter plane in world war ii defending this country how are you not a hero i guess i guess if you paint it like that everybody's's a hero, right? No, no, not everybody's a hero. Bill Clinton was a fucking coward who fucking during Vietnam ran to Oxford in England.

So no, not everybody's a hero. That's exactly my point. Not everybody is a hero. But John McCain spent five years in a Vietnamese prison camp. You know, those guys are fucking heroes. Or do you believe... They got shot out of a oh do you I i'm trying to find out i'm trying to figure out if you're a if you're a lefty or you like a Trump who says they're not heroes cuz they

get shot is that your angle I'm trying I did now so what is it coming from the come come from no angle at all here i'm just trying to figure out how how somebody i mean somebody the hero i guess well i just explained it to you how old are you right so so so somebody gets shot out of the sky they're a hero somebody gets captured they're a hero then no oh my god are you there you wonder why this country's in the fucking state it's in. Oh, my fucking word.

No, there are actually guys like Ted Williams who didn't get shot down who were fucking heroes. So if Ted Williams isn't a hero and fucking people who get shot down, they're both doing one thing. Well, they weren't out there skywriting. Fucking, they were fucking defending the United States. Well, for all we know. For all we know. For all we know.

Oh my God, Ryan. Were you his co-pilot? Were you his goose? Oh, is that how it has to work? I had to be there? You are fucking everything that's wrong with Los Angeles, but I love you anyways, Ryan. I love you, man.

You're as ignorant as the day is fucking long. I can tell you're a young guy by your voice, and there you are a product of the fucking United States educational system and you're just as ignorant as the day is long and so there's no such thing as a war hero or you're so anti-American what you're saying is the fact that we were involved in any wars makes, I mean, fucking Jesus. The never-ending bowl of ignorance. It's like the Olive Garden for fucking retarded people.

Anyways, back to some important shit. Kid Rock. Then Sarah Palin scoffed at Joy Behar's crocodile tears and told her to suck it up, cupcake. Palin was incredulous at Behar's mock outrage over being called a bitch, especially considering all the names she's called others. Well, exactly right, Sarah. Exactly right, dear Sarah.

Palin went on saying, you sat idly by downright giddy as guests on your show called my daughter a hooker. You've said worse about me and other women, but I've got other things to do other than spend precious time Googling it all. How about her or Sarah lending a fucking solid right hand? You fucking hypocrite. You fucking hypocrite. Joyless B, suck it up, cupcake. Palin Jeb. Adding a link to a report citing the time her daughter was called a hooker on The View.

Kid Rock later apologized for using the curse word, but did not apologize for the sentiment he was trying to relay to viewers. Behar has been an unspoken, excuse me, outspoken critic of Trump. And when myself, Sarah Palin, and Ted Nugent visited the White House last year, Behar called it the saddest day in the history of the White House since the British burned it to the ground in 1814. And she was there for that. She's reported on that joy. She was already 31 years old at that point.

That wrinkled skank fest of a fucking dummy. Today, I said screw that Joy Behar, bitch. Mess with the bull, you get the horns. End of story. I apologize for cursing on live TV. I will not. By the way, bitch is considered a curse on live TV.

I will not for my sentiment nor do I expect an apology from her or anyone else who has choice words for me or doesn't like me. God bless. God bless America. You are correct, sir. Wake up, white people.

I'm awake. Joy, oh joy. I got Adam Borsetti, Franklin, Massachusetts. He says you should always support the troops, regardless of where they are put. I'm afraid to answer this. Go ahead, Adam. Hey, I don't know which side is the latency. I don't know if it's my phone or if it's you going first,

but I just want to say that, you know, the troops don't always get to choose where they're put. Exactly. So, I mean, it's... Like in Vietnam, imagine how many poor bastards had to go there against their will. You know, they didn't have a choice.

They were drafted. And unless people want another one of those, then, you know, someone's got to keep doing it. So if you're going to, if you want to take the piss out of the government, that's one thing. Right. Because I don't always agree where they put the guys, but, you know getting put there you got to feel at least for that they're answering the call exactly right that's how selfish i mean and they really were they thank you for the call adam that

was uh well put it adam from the boston area uh that's the fucking thing i mean uh can you imagine being that there's just they really were the greatest generation ever. The World War II generation. Look at the shit we've turned out since, including my generation. There's a saying in the Japanese culture that the parents plant the tree and the kids enjoy the shade. Something like that. I have it tattooed on my left ass cheek. Did it myself at a party in college.

Here we go. This is right up the twinks alley. Let's change the subject. 833-599-6425. Millennial men ditching traditional masculine values are more likely to embrace emotional strength. millennial men ditching traditional masculine values are more likely to embrace emotional strength.

Your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again, because he's going to wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth. Oh, no need of that. A new study finds that male millennials are drifting away from stereotypical masculine values. I wonder if it has anything to do with them being browbeated by every move they make by fucking bearded feminists and little bloggers who start fucking ugly lies

and toxic masculinity and all that. The research led by the University of British Columbia showed that younger men tend to value selflessness, social engagement, and health over traditional male ideals like physical strength and autonomy. Social engagement? What, they'd rather go to a fucking freshman mixer than pick up a gun? Of course, physique and independence

were still important because you couldn't get laid without that. Prominent value... Physique and independence were still prominent values for the 630 Canadian men, age 15 to 29, who took part in the survey, just not as important

to participants as selflessness. In fact, selflessness, how is that possible? Millennials are some of the most entitled, spoiled little brats I've ever met. And I still like them. I still think they get a bad rap.

In fact, selflessness was by far the top rated male value. Nine in 10 respondents said that men should help others in and out of their underwear and bra. What? That's my generation. 88% of the respondents agreed that men should be open to new ideas, new people, new experiences, and new legs, and new ass cheeks. Eight in 10 felt it imperative that a man gives back to his community. Anybody who uses the word community is not a fucking man in the first place. Leave the word community for Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, the fucking feminist movement,

and anybody else is very PC. Maintaining tip-top health was also important to the vast majority of men, but that didn't mean having chiseled abs and 24-inch biceps or pythons, as Hulk Hogan would often say. Of course not. You know why?

That would be hard to achieve. That would take discipline and work. You'd rather be selfless and stand next to that red kettle in front of the fucking supermarket on Christmas Eve and that type of shit. Or be on Facebook and taking pictures of yourself.

Look, I'm running a 10K for tit cancer. I'm a good person. Can't you do it? Why does it have to be mutually excused? Can't you help out people? And I'm a selfish prick, by the way. This is all. But I'm saying,

can't you help out and be ripped and keep yourself in shape and be a bit of a pig and make girls feel uncomfortable at the cafeteria? Can't you do all that at once? Why is it going to be one or the other? Try being a ripped guy who's selfless. Then you're going to get a lot of...

Three quarters of the participants did feel that physical strength was important, but that finding was still notably less than the 87% who agreed a man should embody intellectual strength or the 83% who viewed emotional strength as highly important. What did they interview, the cast of Rent? Similarly, only 78% of the men listed autonomy as defining male characteristic the researchers believe millennial men are widening their value structure and questioning

what it truly means to be masculine that's because the modern day feminists have them so confused they don't know whether to shit or whine their life partner's watch. You are correct, sir. Hmm. Hmm. That's enough of that one. But here's a story, and I'll end with this tonight it really made me hungry

Jason knows what's coming he had like a hurt look on his face but it sort of refutes what I just read about the millennials seriously guys? you don't like big boys still? teenagers in Indonesia, they're not doing this in the Bronx,

are collecting menstrual pads and tampons, often of the used variety, and boiling them, allowing the mixture to cool, and then imbibing, that means drinking, the resulting liquid.

Delicious, right? Dinero, delicious? Come on, Jace, that would have been hilarious. I'm sorry, I was just so distraught by the topic. Yeah, no excuses. You're making me look like an asshole. Anyways, police have already arrested several minors caught making this menstrual pad moonshine. Delicious.

Thank you. It's great. No clip, but audio. One 14-year-old confessed that he and his buds swig it in the morning, afternoon, and evening. Where are you getting all this stuff? You going through a dumpster behind plan? Where are you getting all the fucking used ponies as we call them?

The National Narcotics Agency in Indonesia says it's the chlorine used to sanitize menstrual products that's getting kids tipsy, giving them hallucinations and a feeling of flying. Now wait a minute. Are you going to tell me it's the chlorine in the tampons himself? So my wife puts in a fucking tampon on your girlfriend.

I've never heard him go, I feel like I'm flying. Usually, you know, it's the guy going, I feel like I'm dying. She just yelled at me for no reason. The chlorine makes you feel like you're flying from a tampon. Is that why it's like a kite string? There goes Diane. She's a Chinese kite. I said kite.

I've got to read that again. I'm going to go upstairs and suck on some new ones. Says it's the chlorine used to sanitize Metro products. It's getting kids tipsy, giving them hallucinations and feeling. It can't be good to put that inside you ladies. I've heard of toxic shock and all that shit, but I never heard the flying nun say, you know, thank God for these double.

As it turns out, this has been going on for at least a couple of years. As this phenomenon was first reported by Indonesian authorities back in 26... If I ever go to Indonesia, I am not ordering a Bloody Mary on the flight. Now listen. Can I get that with two olives? Please? Then I'll floss with two olives please

then I'll floss with the string good night everybody yeah they've been doing this since 2016 I'm not on the cutting edge I don't know who started it Jimmy Ginting an advocate for safe drinking hey Jimmy you're not doing your job if you're an advocate for safe drinking you are losing the battleimmy you're not doing your job if you're an advocate

for safe drinking you are losing the battle these kids are boiling used tampons and getting high uh there is i wonder how long before budweiser grabs onto this and runs with it there was no law against it uh so far there's no law against these kids using a mixture of mosquito repellent and cold syrup to get drunk either. So I'm moving to Indonesia. How do they figure that out? Well, I'll tell you, Raya. You're not going to know anything about this, but you get out on a girl,

you know, at the wrong time or the right time, depending, again, and there's nothing like it. You just feel like you're floating after. No, I know. I don't know who tried it first, but you can ask that of a lot of shit. Who tried the oyster first?

Who dug that out of the mud and said, let me suck that? Or a fucking squid? Or milk from a cow? What sick fucking, you know? Imagine being the first scene. Oh, yeah, let's fucking try that. Or a lobster. But I i'm gonna try it although i don't know

mix it with my gatorade anyways uh we used to call it big boy stew in high school. My buddy Mike called it that. When he went down on his girlfriend at that time, he would call it Big Boy Stew. He came up with it in high school. That is some funny shit. Would you like some bread for mopping? All right, Nick, move on.

Anyways, finally tonight, ladies and gentlemen uh i don't know if you're a college football fan they have the new playoff system they implemented three years ago whatever the fuck and uh there's a 13-man committee and there's formulas involved to decide who they actually have a playoff who the four teams are which is you know it's a fucking 103 teams in division one and you end up with four at the end uh but alabama played uh georgia for the sec title and second year in a row they're beating alabama late and they'd lose they were ahead twice again alabama would give the patriots a good game ge. Georgia was up twice by 14 points and ended up losing. I had to go on stage. I watched some of it in between shows. And I figured, oh, fucking Georgia's going to do it this year.

I come back, and the first headline I see is Alabama storms back to beat them. Then you get Clemson, who everybody agrees is fucking killer. Then Oklahoma, also killer. Kyla Murray, is that his name? And then Notre Dame. Those are the four teams Alabama Clemson Oklahoma Notre Dame and the controversial pick is Notre Dame but they are 12-0

they are undefeated and I am a Notre Dame fan and even I believe Georgia should be in that fourth no disrespect to Brian Kelly he is a Massachusetts guy played against our arch rivals in high school. He's at St. John's Prep. But I looked at Notre Dame's schedule, and come on. I mean, here's a few of their wins. Ball State, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest,

Wake Forest. Pitt. Eh. Navy. Florida State, who stinks this year. You know, USC. So, Keith Jackson. Oh, Nelly, I don't think they should be there, ladies and gentlemen.

But it really is hard to go 12-0 at that level of football, even with some weak links thrown in. But Georgia plays in the SEC. Every weekend, they get Auburn. they get tennessee they get alabama i mean it's brutal and that that nobody will argue the sec is in the best division in football and college football so right now you guys are going we don't give a shit we want to talk about making some period tampon juice uh but i think georgia and they came that close again but other people say well what the fuck does georgia have two losses i don't know i think they do can you pull that up yeah it's not that important it's late but uh i would say and again no and i'm a notre dame fan but i would say georgia because they play the toughest schedule. Ryan, any thoughts on the...

I look at it. He's fidgeting around like he's seven years old. He's fucking touching his nose. He's looking around. Maybe it goes together. He's doing this. Pretty sure he might be... Wow, I got to lay off the cigarettes.

Anything? What are you guys... You're on... Don't put yourself on camera and not say anything jason oh god he's got his redskins hat i took them in the points tonight anyways all right that's it folks that is it the monday shows are the long ones uh thank you all so much go to nickdip.com. We're, I don't know, considering maybe a month or two

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