The Nick DiPaolo Show - Colin Quinn - Red Vs. Blue #172

Episode Date: May 27, 2019

Paper, Plastic, or Purple Heart.  Milano Meets Midnight Cowboy.  Plastic Pedophilia?

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Interesting weekend. All my stuff showed up from New York. I've been down here a month living on a mattress like Henry Hill and fucking Karen. And the movie showed up 9 o'clock on Sunday morning. Two Russians and three black guys. They were phenomenal. I've never seen guys work like this in my life. Holy.

I feel like a dick. I'm walking around doing nothing. But it's like then I was reminded I paid like guys work like this in my life. Holy. I feel like a dick. I'm walking around doing nothing. But it's like then I was reminded I paid like eight grand for this, you know. Guys looking at me like I'm going to pick up a box. I'm like, fuck you. I paid eight grand. You pick it up. And just a fucking, I got boxes piled to the ceiling,

and they broke a marble table right in half. They put it back. You can't even see the crack, but the wife has to be bitchy about it, you know. So I started talking Russian with the Russian. He's supposed to be working. We're talking about Ovechkin for like 10 minutes, how good Ovechkin is. And he loves Trump, by the way. A Russian kid. Six years ago, he didn't speak a lick of English, moves moves here he lives in Texas now he lived in New York City now he's in Dallas and he couldn't have been

he was a jovial funny just a fucking great guy and I had weights I had dumbbells I look in the truck the black guy's doing

my dumbbell in between moving pianos and shit and fucking armoires and and then cable I've been down here for a month my cable

goes in and out every eight minutes Comcast get your shit together Jesus H Christ I'll watch like I record a couple Red Sox here I'll watch it'll stay up for about ten minutes and then it drops and then when it resumes an hour later

it goes back to what I was watching. I've been watching the same play. Fucking Devers charging a ground ball. I saw that eight times. A month now, they can't figure it out. You have to be dog-styling me. It's fucking... I'm living on the nicest street in the fucking town.

You can't... The guy actually said... The guy that installed that we've we've gone past him three guys over him we had a brainiac right from calcutta sitting there with pulsing veins and he's like i don't know maybe a squirrel bite the left it's really a fucking squirrel jesus christ to this we still don't and it's hard when you just moved in. There's nothing to fucking do. I can't read. I'm too depressed to read and write. I'm laying on a shitty mattress. I got a kid guy

doing my floors singing in Spanish. What a lot. I feel like I've been down here for a year now. Fucking. But all my shit's in the house finally. And mother of God, it's going to be a year. Thank God I have a wife that knows what she's doing. uh what an aggravating come on fucking comcast get your shit together honestly happy memorial day and i and that means a lot to all those men and women who have uh

made the ultimate sacrifice for this country and especially for comedians, guys like me, they fought, they allowed me to, you know, shoot my mouth off. That's what this country's about. It used to be until big tech showed up. But we can't thank you guys enough who paid the ultimate price. And don't confuse it with Veterans Day, which I used to do like an idiot. fuse it with Veterans Day, which I used to do, like an idiot. But, you know,

you make the ultimate sacrifice, and nobody appreciates more than stand-up comics who, you know, I shouldn't say that. Now it's so PC, and half of them are for censorship. The fucking idiots who just don't get it. We're coming at you live, by the way. Right, Billy Boy? You're gonna lose your shit? We'll do it live.

Okay. We'll do it live! We'll do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Sounds like every meeting I have with Jason. Fucking thing sucks! That's me yelling at his computer.

Fucking thing sucks! Yeah, so, uh, yeah, thank you people, um, and their families families have made the ultimate sacrifice. Matter of fact, there's a great story. This World War II veteran, he's 97 years old, and he still works at a New Jersey grocery store. Okay? World War II vet.

Imagine? Bart Benny Facetto served as a gunner on fighter planes, but now he helps customers at the checkout counter at the Stop and Shop in Edison, New Jersey. Can you imagine he was in his 20s or 18, parrish, you know, shooting from a plane, getting shot at? What were you guys doing when you were 18, 20 years old? Nothing. Me either. What was I doing? I was working at a mental institution in Danvers, Mass.

I'm telling you, as a groundskeeper. I had no shirt on. I was in the best shape of my life at a mental institution. I had about five crazy broads that wanted to blow me, but they had teeth like great whites. Drove around in a tractor for six hours. Reported to work at 10 o'clock. We started wrapping up around 3 30 and it was a you it was state work i was getting paid i don't know fucking 30 dollars an

hour this is a 1983 that's what i was doing and then chasing a pussy at night this guy was on a fucking plane having german shoot at him that is That is the greatest generation ever. And it started to get weaker right after that. Now we're beyond fucking the worst generation. Whatever, Alyssa Milano, she's probably a little younger than me. Fucking dunderhead. I'll get to you in a few minutes, sweet tits.

Nick, that's sexist. Anyways, yeah, this guy, Benny Fasetto. 97, still working. Here's a couple clips of him why don't you take breaks oh I don't want to take a break I never take a break I never do

why? it's useless I gotta go sit down take a break then come back and work that's me right here oh wow that's you? oh boy you look like a famous movie star Take a break, then come back and work. That's me right here. Oh, wow, that's you? Look at Benny. Oh, boy. You look like a famous movie star.

Can you tell me anything about World War II? Dangerous. Very dangerous. Did you think you'd make it home? No. The day I didn't fly out, they shot my plane down. Pause. Never saw it.

The day he didn't fly out, the one day he didn't take his plane out, they shot it down. Can you imagine still getting out? I didn't want to come here this morning. I'm fucking 57. Wanted to lay in my mattress on the floor and suck in fucking polyurethane. It's like I'm huffing my house. Can you imagine this guy? And people love him.

Go ahead. Never start again So was my dad Let me tell you something I was a rough carrier Always got into trouble didn't you I was hungry The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want The Lord is my shepherd I shall not not want. The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.

I think I am. Korea, Vietnam. Well, I should make it home okay. You made it home too. Yeah, we both made it. I'm happy I come back. Yeah. But there's a lot of boys never came back.

And that's what Memorial Day is for. That's what it's for. For the boys that never come back. People. The men. The men that never came back. Now it's for drinking and burning yourself on the grill and getting fucked up. Memorial Day.

And how do we pay tribute to these guys? 50% off a mattress at fucking Target. Yeah, that's how we pay tribute to these guys. 50% off a mattress at fucking Target. Yeah, that's how we pay tribute to these guys. They really were the greatest. They only stopped the world from tyranny, ladies and gentlemen, which now it's coming from inside our

country. That's all they did. And they came home and they started families, the ones that survived, that didn't die, started families and businesses and never talked about it. Today, some guy pulls a hamstring for the Yankees. He's on the news for 22 fucking minutes. I'm Tater Day.

I don't know what the Yankees are going to do. But God bless that generation. Honest to God, man. Do we have any more of a friend? You got to keep working. Until I drop dead. I never get that guy at the grocery store. I always get the fucking 18-year-old, the chip on his shoulder.

He recognizes my special and he hated it, so he puts the eggs on the bottom. And puts three cans of heavy cling peaches on top. Un-fucking-believable. Benny, God bless you, man. Till I drop dead. I don't have that in me. I'm 57. Another 20 years would be nice. I do not want to be in a diaper.

How about him? He's still got all his marbles. That's what's unbelievable. I think we would have all been better off, us guys, if we... That's why I sort of think they should bring the draft back. A little discipline. A little tough love. If there's any nation that needs it, it's this nation of pussies.

I mean, that's what organized sports are good for, but they want to kill that, too. What's that? Organized sports, that's what those are for, but they want to kill those, too. Yeah, they do. Competition is what made this country great. But, you know what I do like? That woman's softball. I was watching the playoffs.

Every other broad is built like friggin', you know, Larry Zonka, but every once in a while there's one of those fuckin'... I'm flipping through. There's three games and I stop and this pitcher had a Georgia peach for an ass. And you can tell

the straight ones, they wear the ribbons in their hair just to let you know. But these girls man i mean forearms like friggin ali and just it pisses me off they throw better than me and uh what does that tell you nick well i was a bitch that's what i'm telling you um anyways what else is in the new oh Oh, Alyssa Milano, sweet tits Milano. John Voight put out a video praising Trump. We still calling her an actress? Really? Do fucking infomercials about soap and zit medicine?

I guess it does take some acting when you're lying about a product. She commented on John Voight's praise of Trump. Of course she did. She has nothing better to do. And what she called, he called Trump the greatest president since Abe Lincoln. Now, normally, you know what? I would disagree with that, too. But because of the two years of horseshit he's gone through with a silent coup, and it's all going to come out folks excuse me what he's accomplished with all this fucking russia hoax and he's still got stuff done i'm gonna put him up there he passed reagan for me and the fact that he exposed the media for what it is makes him my favorite of all

time george w bush they used to fucking they used to trash him every three seconds, and he turned the other cheek. He did that for eight years. What did it get us? Obama. Trump comes on the scene, flips over the apple carton. Oh, I don't like him. He's abrasive. Get over it. He crushed ISIS in a fucking week. The economy's never been better. He's meeting with Kim Jong-un and scumbags like that we never talked to. He's telling China you better quit fucking with us. He's done everything he said he's going to do, except for the wall, which was his number one promise. Get on it, fella. But that's only because the Dems don't want any part of it. You shut that off, you shut off their spigot to future votes. That simple. Anyways, Milano, who has publicly opposed the president, quote, tweeted a Twitter moments post about Voight's comments with the caption,

Now I understand why Republicans like to discredit actors and our political views. Stay in your lane, John. This is what she's saying. Has been. She calls him a has-been. What kind of glass house do you have? Has-been, F-lister, trying to stay relevant. Again, okay, what kind of zit cream are you selling at midnight on Channel 78?

You fucking brainless wonder, you. Nobody cares what an out-of-touch actor thinks. Holy shit! Talk about the fucking kettle calling the whatever black. Can I say that without getting kicked off Twitter? I said kettle and black. Look out. That's racist against cookware. I just this is this broad just never shuts. You need to shut the fuck up. Still very pretty, though. Look at the fucking...

Numerous responses indicated that many took her tweet as a jab at voice relevance. Remember this when she said this? Our reproductive rights are being erased until women have legal control over our bodies. We just cannot risk pregnancy. Join me by not having sex and using a pussy as a weapon

like it was meant to be. I'm adding for emphasis. I'm calling for a sex strike. Remember that? And you know what I say to that young lady? Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. Voight shared a pair of videos Friday night in which he praised Trump, slammed his critics,

and called the Republican the greatest president since Lincoln. Here's John Boyd. Sounds like he smokes eight packs a day. People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy, for he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers.

And there is a moral code of duty. Yeah, but they're white. They're white guys. That has been passed on from President Lincoln. They own slaves. Do you have a structure? And many structures. Because our president has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph.

So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln. God bless America. And may God continue to guide this nation. Much love. And again, I wouldn't necessarily agree with that unless this Russian hoax, he's got all this done with, it's like a football play with two guys on his legs and he's trying to run and he's dragging them along and along.

I don't care what you think about Trump. He he's you know loud mouth we don't like his personality mentally as tough as anybody his father must have beat him silly every time he fucked up this guy but uh he's a leader and like i said in my special breath of fresh air which is up to i don't know 410 410,000 views, somewhere in that, after two weeks or two and a half weeks. But like I said, this country is a corporation. The left and the right have been saying that for a year, and he's a CEO. I think his timing is good. Okay? So I just hope it doesn't end the way Lincoln's ended. You know what I'm saying? With Trump in a multiplex. In Times Square.

Watching, I don't know, Avengers 3. What's the fucking... Somebody comes in, you know, fucking Captain Antifa and puts one on the back of his head. I'm not giving any ideas. But anyway, so Alyssa Milano, that didn't sit well with her because she's from the worst generation ever. And, you know, let's move on to what do we got here?

Oh, we were talking about Alyssa Milano's tits. Now, let me ask you, if she had no tits and she was ugly, would anybody be listening to her? No, because she wouldn't have got a job in Hollywood. That's how their business works. They even told me that when I first got in. If you want to be a movie star, you've got to have a face and people have to want to fuck you. Who told me that? Harvey Weinstein. And then he threw me down on his couch and violated me.

He hurt my ass but uh we were talking about her tits and stuff and being sexist yeah that's sexist whatever but the world needs that right now after the hashtag me too which again i forgot to say this i do a bit about louis and hashtag me too in my bit but i always preface the louis thing was i'd punch him in the face if he did that to my sister or friends of mine or whatever the fuck. That being said, they went too far. You even had feminists coming out

going, this is getting ridiculous. We can't even get a job now. Guys don't want to fucking hire us. But, you know, tits make the world go round and, you know, women's private parts.

That's why the world evolved. If the first two cavemen were gay, we'd still be fucking living in caves. You know what I'm saying? It's like some guy going, I want a blowjob in the life of my wife because I want a dishwasher and the guy went downstairs

and he built a dishwasher because he wanted a blowjob. Brought it upstairs and he said, what do you think of that? And she said, it's beautiful. And then he goes, bend over it. That's how the world evolved. Men trying to meet the expectations of women.

So we started chatting about breasts and tits. And hers are real, by the way. And if you've got to, can I just say something? If you've got to get fake tits, please. I was out with a girl a couple years after I got out of college when people were just starting to get fake tits. She takes her bra off, and one of her nipples was off-center by like three inches. Where'd you get your tits? Marshalls? Walmart? So, you know, get good ones, okay?

And let's take a look at it. We started talking about tits, and I love tits. I'm still like a 12-year-old boy. There's three things I love in the world. Pizza, air conditioning, and tits. In that order. In that order. The girl's nipple was over here.

She had a lazy nipple. I don't like that. I'm kissing two tits. I want them looking me straight in the eyes. Don't be staring at my brother in the corner. I bought the drinks. Anyways, we started chatting about politicians. Jason, last week, we were talking about AOC and put up a picture,

and we noticed that she had a decent rack. So like guys, we started yapping about that, and we started arguing. We went on a search to find out some of the nicest breasts on Capitol Hill and, you know, throughout the political world. And what did we come up with, fellas? Kamala Harris. Those aren't bad. She's one of those, she's a beautiful woman. As soon as she opens her mouth, she might as well be the elephant man.

Whether anti-white old men are the problem, fucking blah, blah, blah. White people can't adjust to a changing world. Horseshit. Free healthcare for everybody. Not a bad rack. Go ahead. Now, you sure that's not doctored? That's AOC. That's AOC. I've seen a million

pictures of her. Are you sure somebody didn't... Huh? I should have went to BU. That was my other... That was my other school. I got accepted by University of Maine, University of New Hampshire, Boston University. And if I saw that running around, I went to Maine and I still got in trouble. I was chasing broads from Lewiston who were about 6'3", 260. You get horny up in the woods.

That's a good rack. I'm going to stop. Maybe she's right about climate 260. You get horny up in the woods. That's a good rack. I'm going to stop. Maybe she's right about climate change. You know what? You better take that brow off. It's getting hot. What is she doing there, by the way? She's actually floating on a magic carpet.

Next. Who's this? What's her name? Something cinema? Kristen Cinema from again dude

press the button Kristen Cinema from Arizona is that button too hard for you is that button too hard Richie

he controls it Kristen Cinema from where look at that rag she's from Arizona Arizona there's no ugly girls in Arizona. Arizona. There's no ugly girls in Arizona.

They actually shoot the ugly ones. They do. They pull a broad over, and the cop goes, you know, I stopped you. And the girl goes, I was speeding. And they go, no, you have green teeth and no tits. Step out of the car, please. Bang! Bang!

Look at the face on her. She looks like a genius. Did somebody just sucker punch her? Dah! My tits are so heavy. Look, I never heard of her. She hasn't been on TV. She should take off the Eric Dickinson glasses, number one.

And she's got, see, you know what's around her neck? Those are Viagra pills. She's into dick. Next. Pam Biondi. Pam Bondi. Former governor, I think, of Florida. She came on, and those are real, too, by the way.

She came on right after the Parkland shooting. She's been interviewed on Fox. And even I, a sexist pig, was going, it's a little inappropriate. She had, like, a low-cut, almost like a belly shirt. I'm trying to cry for the, you know, the kids that were killed and I'm staring at her. I'm all confused. But I remember going, holy shit, is that appropriate after a fucking school shooting? So Biondi's got a rack on. going, mm-mm-mm. Yeah, sure. Next. And the nicest rack in Washington, D.C. That's right.

Former Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank. This is why he got so many young boy pages. Look at that rack. That reminds me of Richard Speck. Remember the guy that went to prison? He was a fucking serial killer. First thing he did when he got in prison

on taxpayer dime, got fake tits. And he put a video up of him in prison with his fake tits smoking weed, saying he was having a great time. But look at Barney. He broke his, you see his left hand? He broke that on a bedpost. Spanking it

to a filthy Boy Scout porn video um look apart anyways that's a tribute a memorial day tribute nice job fellas that was those guys i said you know you you fucking you put up a bit and that's what they came up up with. I came in and I go, get rid of those, and I replaced all these pictures. Speaking of sex, you know what's very popular right now? Sex dolls are very popular. I've got to be honest with you.

If I had the cash, it's like a car. You want a good one, you know. You can get it. You know. There's pedophiles out there who have no money, so they buy like a regular doll, like you would for your kid, and they throw a wig on it and a fucking skirt, but it's still a baby.

It looks weird. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill outlawing child sex dolls. You've got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. On Thursday, DeSantis signed into law legislation that bans the sale or possession of childlike

sex dolls after it unanimously passed the Florida legislature. SB 160, sponsored by State Senator Lauren Book, Democrat, Plantation, prohibits a person from knowingly, as opposed to

not knowing you had one in your bag as you're going through TSA LaGuardia. And they're like, what's with a Chinese 14-year-old kid in your bag? Prohibits a person from knowingly having in his or her possession custody or control of an obscene childlike sex doll. Sick people out there.

Hey, little boy. Do you want some candy? No, I don't, Mr. Frank. Can you untie these things and let me out of the house? These are anatomically correct. Lifelike silicone dolls that are eerily similar to real human children. What a sick fucking world. Made for the sole purpose of sexual gratification, Book said in a statement from her office following the bill's approval. Just as viewing child pornography lowers the inhibitions of child predators, so do these childlike sex dolls that have no place in the state of Florida. Plenty of room in Vermont for them in California. A legislative analysis found that many child like sex dolls are imported from China,

Japan, and Hong Kong. They're always up there. Do you remember? Do you remember this story? China was selling toys over here. Dolls. Barbie dolls, actually. But they had the date rape drug. Something

HBG or whatever in the paint on the dolls. They actually threw me out of a bar in New York. I was stirring my Mai Tai with a fucking Barbie's feet. The hell out of here. While supporters of Bill say owning the dolls should be treated like possession of child pornography, others claim the dolls could prevent pedophiles from acting on their impulses with real children. How do you feel about that, fellas? That's a crock of shit.

Now explain why it's a crock of shit, my religious friend, D. No, I'm serious. Take your time, dude. Beautiful. You might crack at the question in there, Henry. It's because God made man to lay with women, not children.

Says who? The Bible. Oh, now you're religious? Fucking heathen from Westchester? No, I know, but I agree with you. I mean, they use it for practice. Nothing's going to beat the real thing. That's why most people don't buy sex dolls.

So they're going to practice on it. So, I don't know. I disagree with that wholeheartedly. And it's going to remind them that they're a pedophile every morning when they wake up and see a fucking doll in a miniskirt that's six years old. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm a sick fuck. Time to get down to the schoolyard for recess.

Violation of the law is a third-degree felony. Subsequent violations are being deemed second-degree felonies. The law goes into effect October 1st. So you sick pedophile fucks, you better get out there. The Memorial Day sale. Where do they sell toys now? It's not Toys R Us. That's closed.

Seriously. Amazon. Amazon. Of course. You need a discreet package, a discreet box when it comes to your house. And where do you keep one of these when your family comes over? That's my question. What do you mean?

They're sitting at the table just like any other kid on Thanksgiving. Hey, who's this six-year-old blonde girl? Never mind. Pass the stuffing, Uncle Ted. Where do you keep it? Discreet packaging. It's like buying Viagra. I think it's a good law.

I might be old-fashioned. Yeah, you're an old white curmudgeon. Anyways. Yeah, I'm not into fucking kids, whether plastic or real. Call me a weirdo. Anyways, one more quick story before I get to, and I should have teased this at the top of the show. Colin Quinn, I did an interview with him last week. He's got a special tonight airing on CNN called Red State, Blue State. I watched them develop it. This guy is as good as you'll get in comedy. And anybody who doesn't like Colin,

I've been saying this for years, because he goes over a lot of people's heads. He never gives in to the dummies. But I... Anybody who says, I don't like him, that's a litmus test for me. I'm like, I hope you don't like me. Because he doesn't get any better. His thing's airing tonight on CNN at 9 p.m., Red State versus Blue State.

We'll get to that in a minute. Had a nice chat with Colin, my closest buddy in the business. But before I get to that, here's more political correctness run amok. WJZ anchorwoman Mary Bubba, who came under fire Thursday for a question she asked about the race, gender, and leadership of Baltimore's past three mayors is no longer with this station. This is why I laugh when people go, oh, you're just an old white guy entitled to a white person. And they don't understand what dangerous comedy is. Because when you come from this point of view, you know, you could lose your job if you're a white person.

You know, if you say anything. We're going to show the clip in a second of what she said. It was like a legitimate question, but no, she had to fall on her sword. Mary Bubba is no longer a WJZ-TV employee. The station apologizes to its viewers for her remarks. The statement said Swain declined to comment further. This guy worked for Audra Swain, the manager of this TV station. Swain declined to comment further.

This guy worked for Audra Swain, the manager of this TV station. Here is what Ms. Bubba, here is the controversial thing she said. Oh, boy, I know you've been talking about this on your radio show today. The question I have for you, we have had three female African-American mayors in a row. Don't go there. They were all passionate public servants. They suck. They didn't resign, though. Is it a signal that a different kind of leadership is needed to move Baltimore City forward?

No, because I think. She doesn't even think about the answer, the black woman. She's a college professor. No, just a knee-jerk reaction. You know, obviously people watching that who are politically. Are you implying we have to have a white guy? No, I'm implying that the last three were black women, and they failed miserably. And is it time for some new leadership?

And everybody at home is going, who's peace? She means a white guy. You know? Do we have her answer? That's it? That's all I ask for? How dare I? I can read it.

Anyways. In a statement sent to The Sun today in the wake of WJZ's action, Whitehead wrote, this is the woman she was talking to, the current conversations around leadership in Baltimore are challenging, emotional, and at times include layers of racism and sexism. There is an assumption that since three black women have served as mayor and the city has not entirely changed for the better, that's putting it mildly. It's been going backwards in reverse. It's not so much about black women. It's about fucking liberal leadership.

All the major cities that are run by Seattle, L.A., they're all in the shitter. They are all in the shitter. They're in the red. Homeless people are everywhere. We're not supposed to connect the dots but her knee jerk reaction no I don't think so she says

and then perhaps black women are not fit to lead this city no she says get this get this no one can ask racially biased questions in the public sphere including in the media without being held accountable she's saying that this

woman didn't even have a right to ask that. Do you guys get that? This is where we are when it comes to race relations. If you're what, you can't even ask that. And the truth of the matter is, those three women have failed miserably. It's more about their politics, for me, than their race or their gender, But they failed. And the college woman, the college professor, oh, results don't matter. Nikki Mayo, who worked in TV news and is immediate past president of the Baltimore Association of Black Journalists, once again, in this colorblind society, we have a black journalist organization. Posted video on the interview on Twitter last week.

And then all the people came out with it. What's the matter, Jace? All the people came out with their pitchforks. And the social media blowback to Bubba's question was immediate. Because everybody on social media is holier than thou. There's not a racist on Twitter. There's not a racist on Facebook. They're all better people than you. And's not a racist on Twitter. There's not a racist on Facebook. They're all better people than you, and don't forget it. Bubba

apologized on Twitter on Thursday and Friday, which was a big mistake, in my opinion. Bubba emailed the following statement to The Sun Tuesday, confirming her departure. In my 22 years of working in TV news in Baltimore, 15 of those years with WJZ, I've always treated people with utmost

respect and dignity. I loved my job because I loved the people of Baltimore. Last weekJZ. I've always treated people with utmost respect and dignity. I loved my job because I love the people of Baltimore. Last week I realized I made a mistake after I was told I made a mistake by all those fucking social justice worries. I added that in the language I used on air. I immediately apologized for any hurt I unintentionally caused. When you apologize, what you're doing is condoning them coming after you. But this would never happen to a black person, especially in this day and age when I hear black politicians at the national level,

high-profile Democrats talking about all white men are the problem. Kamala Harris, people running for president. Beto O'Rourke apologizing because he's a privileged white male. All this talk of all white men. This woman implies that we need, she didn't even come out and say, she didn't go, you think it's because the three black broads were just dumb and didn't know what they were doing? It's not what she fucking said. But we can talk about, we can paint with a broad brush when you talk about older white men,

and that's all they do in Washington today, but that's fine. She says, I received immediate support from WJZ because they knew it was not in my heart to intentionally cause this kind of harm. I wanted to do an honor apology, but it was not allowed. So why do you say they supported you? What kind of support is that? They wouldn't let you do an on-air apology. You're a white woman. Stay in your lane, bitch.

You can't talk about us. Anyways, I hope that people in Baltimore know that I would never do anything to hurt anyone. Unfortunately, I now stand in the path of the tornado. WJZ was forced to let me go. I'm sad and shocked by this decision. And then here comes, here's the woman, Mayo, that she was go. I'm sad and shocked by this decision. And then here comes, here's the

woman, Mayo, that she was talking. I follow the intersectionality of being a black and a woman. That makes up about 3% of the population. In something like this, I expect a woman to be more sensitive to generalizing a demographic, even though I can say anything

I want about old crusty white men being the problem. Fucking hypocrite. I don't know any white women who would become comfortable with an anchor or anyone else asking a question like the one we heard saying, well, we've had three women back to back. Do you think it's time for a different kind of leadership? We haven't heard that on a national level. Isn't it time for a black woman president? These old white guys have fucked everything up. We haven't heard that Trump's a racist and a bigot since he got in office who are you fucking kidding i think every white woman i know would have been like what what do you mean by that do you well you'd be wrong you're the fucking problem you fucking doctor why on king jam rag i got king spunk bubble i'm telling you h

you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Mayo says she messed up. I get it. But you know that line, the mouth speaks the truth of the heart. She told you how she feels. Oh, and God forbid. No, you interpreted it that way. I'm just saying, folks, I'm just saying if she can get cam for saying that the next black politician I hear woman like Stacey Abrams who blames every part of the world on white men should step the fuck down fair enough what is this a one-way street come on my panties are in a bunch hold on

we got a super check ahead Rick uh you got three of them today. Crash Hard. Real quick, real quick. Yep. Crash Hard said you were on fire today. Great show. James Shea said. Thank you very much. Crash Hard. James Shea said. Crash Hard. I crash hard when I drink in Boston. I crash hard. James Shea said Nadler is still fat. Love you from Lawrence, Massachusetts. I didn't show the goddamn Nadler video. Did I? Okay, what else? Thank you. Plant Nation said, when will Owen Benjamin turn on Teddy Spaghetti, which is Vox Dei, and that's a podcast war thing that you have nothing to do with. Why would you read it to me? And I like Owen Benjamin, by the way. People go, you know, why isn't he on the show? I'm going to have him on the show.

But I don't get caught in all this fucking schoolgirl gossip that you guys who hate Owen and people who like him and all that shit and how does Nick – I don't pay attention to any of that. He is an interesting slash kind of crazy dude, and I'll have him on any time. So I just want to space out the interview so we have something new to talk about. But thank you guys for the super chats. I appreciate it, especially on Memorial Day. You should be out doing a cannonball and splashing your fat aunt.

Do we have Nadler? Take a look at Jerry Fatman Nadler who lost 3,000 pounds a few years ago. And we have a clip of him. He passed out at a press conference. What's that, Jay? Go ahead. I'm counting, Jay? Go ahead. I'm counting down to you being fired. Take a drink.

He looks like my dog when I wake my dog up too quick. Look at him. He doesn't even know where he is. How you feeling, man? Get him a milkshake. Hit him in the face with a milkshake. I put that up on Twitter. It's got, like, almost 1,000 likes.

Get him a milkshake. No, that was, no, I'm sorry. That was another tweet I had later on about Martin Luther King Jr. that we might get to later on this week. He wasn't the savory dude that everybody says, but we knew that. And, of course, you get deemed a racist or a bigot or whatever. But anyways, Nadler went unconscious there for a minute. We had another picture I should have given you.

He's sitting there. His pants, I'm not exaggerating, his pants are nipple level. Oh, my God. I'm serious. I'm going to predict he's not going to last much longer. He turned so white. And the guy used to be, do we have the old picture of him? He was a little heavy.

And he lost all this fucking weight and his brain's with it. But I don't worry about it. Not necessary. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, I spoke with Colin Quinn, who, again, tonight, 9 o'clock, CNN, his one-man show, Red State, Blue State. If you miss it tonight, it'll be on Netflix. This guy is just brilliant. I saw the play, and I watched him develop it, and I sat down with him last week. We had an interview.

He's a close friend of mine. He's getting hitched in a couple weekends. But here's the great Colin Quinn. Anyways, joining me right now, in the business, you know him. His one-man shows are just killer, whether it's New York Story, Unconstitutional, Long Story Short. His latest creation is Red State, Blue State, and that's going to Netflix, is it not, Quinn?

You seem to have a lot of juice now. Even though you're an older white male, Netflix, that's how good he is. They still use his stuff. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. So, first first of all before we get into that let's get into your personal life mr carl and quinn is going to be married uh coming up very soon i have to go back to to new york to brooklyn for the wedding marrying a nice polish uh woman who i worked with polish woman make her sound like a cleaning lady. I worked with Jen at HBO, the Chris Rock show.

A smart, funny, beautiful woman. And are you getting cold feet yet? Come on. Let's be honest. You're probably shitting your pants. Well, I've always had cold feet about these kinds of things. You know how it is. Let's face it.

That's true. I've been married 16 years and my feet are freezing right now. But so what's the difference here? What made you pull the trigger? Um, first of all, your arms look pretty good. You've been lifting down there. You couldn't be more wrong. I don't have a gym. I take my shirt.

You know who I look like when I take my shirt off right now? Remember Harvey Keitel and the bad lieutenant when he had his shirt off? He's kind of cut up here, but he's got a gut. Yeah, smooth. No, look, I fucking look. I was looking at myself today in the mirror, and I always hear your voice because you said that. You're like, we're at that age where people look and go, I bet that guy was in good shape a few years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's exactly. That's all you can hope for, sir. Yeah. So, okay, yeah. That's exactly it. That's all you can hope for, sir. Yeah. So, okay, the wedding. Come on. Who am I going to run into that I'm going to hate? You're talking about

the goddamn wedding? Yes. What is this, the fucking E! Channel? Come on. This is what he does. He attacks people who interview him

if it doesn't go his way. You dummy. Go ahead. By the way, your haircut's looking more and more like Phil Collins every day. Then that's not really a cut, is it?

No. At this point, you're right. You can't control it. Who's going to be at the wedding? Come on. Jerry. Jerry. That's Jerry Red Wilson. Jerry. I forgot he passed away. That's all right. Jerry Red Wilson. Jerry. Oh, wait a minute.

I forgot he passed away. That's all right. But Jerry Seinfeld. I thought that's what you were saying. No, I forgot, actually. Jerry Seinfeld. Everybody from Jerry Seinfeld to Tim Gage. Oh.

And everybody in between. Oh, when you throw Tim Gage at the low end, that's a huge spectrum. Because this guy does comedy by night and drives a forklift by day. Dylan Murphy. Dylan Murphy is one of Colin's cousins. Every time I go up to Saratoga, he likes to gamble. I actually saw him throw an empty water bottle at a jockey's head after the jockey lost. And he comes into the green room when I'm at Saratoga playing Tommy's Room, hands me a little piece of tinfoil.

I'm thinking it's like cocaine. That's what they used to do. I open it up. It's empty. And he just laughs at me with his big glasses. And then he walked out of the fucking room. He didn't say anything. Love him.

Dylan, Jerry Seipa. I know my buddy Seth Meyers is going to be there. I hope he doesn't watch his show. I'll probably get hit with a piece of cake or something. So you're very talkative today, Colin. Thanks. Well, yeah, I'm not trying to wreck the way. You understand?

What? The wedding. I can't be talking like this. I got a wedding to go to. What are you doing? I didn't say anything bad. I'm the one who has the beach. I'm saying, what do you want me to say to that?

I want you to say, Nick, stay away from Seth Meyers. Have a little, throw some balls, will you? I heard he takes karate. Oh, really? All right, let's get into, let's get into, what else? He's still going to the Comedy Cellar, Fat Black. What are you doing? Yeah, I'm going to the Comedy Cellar mostly.

You've already started a new hour. Well, I mean, you know how it is. You always have old stuff that you don't use, and then you bring it back, and it's all better than anything you've done, and somehow that gets left behind. You do comedy, and then you're like, ah, I'll do the old stuff. And then not only does the old stuff do better for the crowd, but the comedians come up and go, that's a great bit. And you're like, oh, thanks, the one I wrote 11 years ago.

Right, they don't realize it. There's new stuff I'm so proud of that nobody mentions because it's mediocre. But it isn't. That's the thing about Colin. I watched him work out these plays, these one-man shows. He'd go on before me, the fat black pussy cat. He's up there. You talk about a craftsman.

He's got his index card. And even in its raw form he i remember watching you this latest one red state blue state you're working on it for i'm watching you for at least seven months and then you go to me i think i want to know where this is going to go and i'm like what are you talking about i thought it would be that that's how much effort you put into it i mean after seven months you're just figuring out where you want to go with it yeah well it's because especially with the country the way the country goes now, like when I did Unconstitutional, people would come up to me afterwards and go, oh,

and even the end of the show, I was like, yeah, we can make this work as a country. And now I really know that you need to break up a country. You look at anything in this country, this is not, no one's getting together on abortion, guns, religion. You go down the list. No one's getting together. So it either ends up in a civil war where whoever wins that wins the hearts and minds of people, or you break up.

So your next special will be called Balkanization, is what you're saying. Yes, that's basically what I think. Or as Tony Soprano balkanization is what you're saying yes that's basically what i think or is tony soprano balkanization uh yeah no okay no you're absolutely right i i use this uh this metaphor this analogy colin liked it about how there's no middle ground anymore and i said it's like bobby orr's knee after his 11th surgery there's no there's no more cartilage it's bone on bone there's actually smoke coming out of his socks when he's uh right and that you're absolutely right where what do you see seriously i bring up civil war people giggle and uh but but what would a civil war look like i mean first of all i like to know these people are giggle when you bring up civil war they're like

that's our idea of lighthearted ribbing. A civil war, what would it look like? It would look like, you know, the only people that would be in trouble would be red state, blue states, you know, barricading down. They both have advantages. The only problem is Austin, Texas would be in trouble. Charleston, South Carolina would be in trouble. And Staten Island would be in trouble because those are places that are outside their element. But are you saying there will be actual skirmishes within, like you say, Austin, Texas, because it's very liberal, but it's in Texas.

Right. As everyone tries to mass exit us out of there three days beforehand. And they would be surrounded by Chuck Norris and his wife. Yeah. And by half the Army. Remember when we went overseas all the time? Yeah. Yes. Soldier, where are you from?

Texas. I know. 90% of our troops are from Texas. I know. That's why I love that state. Yeah. They don't play. And Staten Island.

Now, how does that break? It's always been like that. It's always been a red barrow in a blue city. Because all the Italians from Brooklyn moved to Staten Island. You know what I mean?

Why did they leave Brooklyn? Can you explain that to my fans? They even left in the 80s and 90s. And, I mean, Bensonhurst, Brooklyn is mostly Chinese now. Most of Bensonhurst and Bath Beach, which is the last big Italian neighborhood in Brooklyn. I mean, it went for miles. When I was a kid, I was there all the time.

And now they all moved to Staten Island. I told you, they used to call it Verrazano Bridge, the Guinea gangplank. Because the Italians all went off i can't believe benson hurst which was the home of you know the boys uh the the fire you know the bad italian uh is chinese how does that you're an expert on this stuff how did like like how does somalis end up in Minneapolis? Is that, huh? How does that happen? The Somali thing, I'm not sure.

I mean, I guess it happened after, you know, I mean, I guess they brought over like certain states would have these religious organizations that would say, we'll bring over this amount of Sudanese, like, and then the Somalis. I feel like the Somali, I mean, the real interesting one is like ethiopia and sudan and then somalis are sort of close to that you know what i mean they're all from that same area of africa right i'm not sure how they ended up in minneapolis and i'm ashamed that i don't know that because i should know that well my guess and i guess i'm way off was the climate was very similar to where they came from. I mean, they go from 112 degrees to minus 16 in October in Minneapolis. But it only takes one to plant, like you said, to start a mosque or put an altar up.

And the next thing you know, in the U.S. government, you see what's going on right now? People pouring. They're literally putting people on buses and sending them willy-nilly. I mean, if they have relatives, they might have a relative in Buffalo, which, but. But it's been like that for years. I mean, the immigration system in this country has always been, it's just people seeing it now, but it's always been insane. Like, it's just kind of a random, it's kind of a random unregulatable system.

It's been like this forever. You and me have been interested in immigration for years. But like Somalis, no. That's asylum. Asylum is if your government is going to kill you. I forget why these Somalis came over, but same with the Sudan, all the Sudanese and Ethiopians like the lost boys of the Sudan. So certain religious groups bring them over. You know, in Minnesota, I think it was the was the Bud Grant Foundation. I heard they came over here because of the soccer riots in the Sudan.

No, you're exactly right it's so weird one of your one of your favorite movies and one of my favorite napoleon dynamite oh i i reminded it because i know you don't they forced in the ethnic thing at the end and you got the mexicans and their lowriders and stuff and that that was set like in idaho or iowa right yeah but then i said wait a minute that makes sense they probably didn't know when they were making them but it makes sense now because all you even told me all the meat packing plants are right filled with the hard work that's the whole thing that you know nobody nobody wants to enforce immigration the left and the right nobody wants to maybe the

average citizen does but all the guys are going the meat plants, all the Democrats want to do it for votes. And the Republicans want to do it for money, commerce, labor. So all the meatpacking plants in Iowa, all those places, they do radio advertisements in Mexico for 20 years. So for 20 years in Mexico, they're like, come up and get a job up north. I mean, that's just the way it's been. But nobody really wants to try everything because then everybody has to look at themselves and go, oh, this is all part of something, you know what I mean, that nobody wants to see.

So everybody blaming everything else, it's all true. All the things that people point their fingers at are always true. Corporations and the left want the future black and brown vote. That's all true. But what's going on now, even in the last few weeks, is crazy. I mean, how can you not call that a crisis? I mean, it's up 400 percent from a year ago, people showing up. And until they change that magnet, that asylum magnet, they know the system. These people are met at the border by

immigration lawyers that tell them what to say, right? I have a kid so as long as they step foot on you get a kid in their arm. So the Dems are in charge right now as far as Congress and stuff but you're saying the Republicans also don't mind what's going on. Yeah, they don't want

nobody, I mean it's been an open secret for 25 years. I know, but here's the difference now, though. Artificial intelligence, automation, all the jobs being automated. Everybody's going to be pushed out. And they're still coming. I mean, how's that good? We're fucked, aren't we?

Let's be honest. This country is fucked in a few years. Yeah, well, it's all. Everything is connected with globalism. Not this country, the whole world. I mean, look at it. It's everything's just insane. Everything's kind of morphing into something else. And like you said, it's all robotic. So I don't know what's going to happen to human beings.

We're going to have to, like, you know, rob the robots on payday or something. It's going to all be criminals. When did robots get paid? Well, well, you know, the Democrats say there's people floating over the Rio Grande in the tubes. We can teach them code when they get here, you know. I'm sure. I'm sure, you know, Apple is going to be blind. It's going to look like a George Lopez concert, I'm sure. But that's the other point.

The other point is how many people are coming over from other countries getting legal things, but because they have these skills that you're telling me Americans couldn't learn those skills. Okay, we're not the brightest people. We're never going to be Asia or India. But I'm saying those are a lot of jobs too, but it's legal, but it's still all the Silicon Valley stuff and special, whatever they call it, H-1B visa. But look, I mean, this is just the way it is. And you're not going to stop people from coming from Central America

because they're living in a nightmare. I mean, they're living in gangland. You know what I mean? They're living under drug lord, narco democracy. I mean, it's bad down there. It's like anarchy. So, of course, they want to come. Well, yeah, there's some legitimate ones,

definitely. But are you saying, Trump, is this a wet dream, this merit-based system? Is that racist? Like the left says... What's a merit-based system? Well, you know, people coming in, he says, we're going to do what Canada does in Australia, where you give them a test. It's based on education and what you can

do for this country. And he's catching all kinds of blowback that that's racist and you know but it's well but also most of the jobs like i said all those all those factories in the united states and all the canning places they don't want that either so i'm saying nobody will really have a real this country doesn't have discussions. We should be having these giant discussions about this kind of stuff, but there's never a discussion. All it is is conflicts and whatever it is.

There's never a convention where people sit down and go, okay, here's what's actually happening because I don't know why, but it just doesn't happen. So these will never get resolved because everything's kind of done where it's like, oh, forget about that part now and forget about that part, you know. But they have to change.

Like I said, because of automated jobs, you're saying canning and stuff, that's already changing. So why do they still want these people pouring in? Oh, because slaughterhouses, I mean, stuff like that. You can't get, you know, there's no that's gonna be you still need a guy that can handle a butcher knife and just somebody's head off without flinching you know me who better from El Salvador take a chicken yeah you can just think you're gonna money they want to pay to there's all kinds of you know there's

there's okay you know it's money, too, there's all kinds of, you know, it's money. All this stuff, there's money involved in everything. I don't want to go to my butcher and he's got a teardrop tattoo and, you know. But I'm saying most of the, you know, most of the people coming up, not to be liberal about it, most of the people coming up are escaping from people with teardrop tattoos. That's why they're trying to flee, because it's mostly, that's where Trump is wrong, when he goes, they're murderers, they're rapists.

No, they're trying to run from murderers and rapists. So, I'm not saying that we can afford to let people in. I'm just saying that that's what's coming up. It's not all the gangs. Well, half of El Salvador MS-13 is living in Long Island, so they weren't running from anybody

but themselves. That's what I'm saying, you know, in the grand scheme of things. Right, but there are rapists and murderers. But this is the kind of off-the-subject thing that just clouds things. Right. You know what I mean? And both sides do it, obviously, but it's just cloudy. I want to get to their facts, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I get nervous. I like watching the news, and I'm like, oh, Trump is part of this because nothing's getting done facts you know i mean yeah i get nervous i like watching the nose and and and i'm like oh trump is part of this because nothing's getting done you know and and they're pouring in and he's out at rallies talking about other shit so i'm like it is really a it's a big and colt is pissed well it's kind of i know well it's kind of a uh it's kind of an interesting thing like when when i feel like anything when anything gets examined so this right now it's immigration yeah when anything gets examined yes really examined in the country any issue you're like oh nobody knows what they're doing and nobody's doing any people are just like

whoa wait a minute i don't want to stick my neck out because i so that goes for everything and right now it's immigration but it's you really look at things, nobody has any solutions. And that's why I say everyone should break up. Well, it's the ruling class. Tucker Carlson's book, Ship of Fools, explains it beautifully. It really is a ship of fools leading us. Some of the dumbest people on the frigging planet. But, you know, and nobody's steering the ship.

It's kind of scary. There's not much leadership there. It's scary. That's why you need to break up. Because if you break up this country, then people start to see the flaws in their part of the system or the good parts about their system. So, you know what I mean? Let everybody do it.

The whole point of the United States is freedom, right? Everybody's supposed to do live the way they want to live. You can't do that. People are ideologically opposed from day one in this country. So what are we doing? What are we going to do? We're just going to keep going like this until there's a war.

That's what I say. That's how it's going to go. Will I be around for it? I just bought a beautiful gun. Yes. We're going to be brother against brother. You're going to be in New York blue and I'm going to be down here in Georgia.

Maybe there'll be some in between states. Let's shift gears real quick before I let you go. Big tech. I mean, I got this special breath of fresh air and Facebook won't let me advertise this special on Facebook. I have a bigger beef with this because this is right out in the open.

People are worried about, people are worried about Russia interfering in the next election. How about Google and fucking Facebook shutting down guys like me and to you to some extent? I mean, how do we, are they ever going to get broken up or are they too rich and powerful? What do we do about these? I don't know. Who's the guy we were talking about the other day? Who's going to be the new tech guy?

There's no... No right-wing tech guy. I want a right-wing, you know who, Zuckerberg. But where is that guy? Right. He's... I'll tell you where he's in the Oval Office right now. Tweeting. But I mean, this is serious.

It's crazy that they're censoring you that's ridiculous you know what I mean it is and it isn't shadow censoring not just shadow there's been actual politicians called republican politicians in races whose advertisers don't get shown in some markets

and they don't even know like they put an ad out on twitter so I don't want to hear about the fucking Russians I want to hear about the left wing Silicon Valley scumbags who are going to interfere on the next election. Look what they tried to do to Trump in this last election. Are you shitting me? I don't know how, even with the economy being great, with he's got the mainstream media against him, he's got the tech against, social media against him. It's unbelievable. But he doesn't help matters.

Oh, I know. You don't like the way he tweets and he's fucking loud and obnoxious. We've got to get over that. No. There's ways to make your point. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes, there's ways to make.

And you know what? This is where you make me mad. We finally get a guy. Everybody agreed, left and right, that this country has been broken politically for 40 years. Right. We finally get a guy comes in and flips over the fucking apple cart and he steps on people's toes and he and and i know he says shit on twitter i i i know right where you're going about get you know having a black or a mexican female as the vice president we could have wrapped up the mexican vote that that you're dead right on. But you don't like the fact that he's exposed the fucking media

for the scum that they are? No, I mean, I like little parts of it, but I don't like the fact that he's an indefensible human being. You know what I'm saying? He's flawed. That's the point. He's a human being.

I know, but you can't do everything you want to do without being a dick. You know what I mean? Colin's been giving me that same advice about my career. I'm not shitting you. Just another language. But he's, you know, other level, you know. All right.

Well, yeah. Well, I just – as far as I go. I know. I know. He exposed the media. And if it as I go, he exposed the media. And if it all ended tomorrow, he's done more. You know, George W. Bush used to turn the cheek, and that's what got us Obama. And I find him, yes, when you're a white guy, an outspoken white guy,

defending a white guy, you're an asshole. No, I understand, but he's me. I know. I get it that you say it, but, you're an asshole. No, I understand, but he's me. I know. I get it that you say it, but you know. Well, anyways, hey, Quinny, you're the best, man. And my fans obviously love you. And so Red State

Blue State is going to be on Memorial Day on CNN, right? Yeah. On CNN. And I said this when I heard that. You know who looks good doing that? CNN. Because it makes it look like that. Because he, Colin, and I'm not just saying this because I've known him for, he's the

most, as politically down the middle as anybody I've ever met. You can hear he looks at both sides. And this makes CNN look reasonable. It kind of pisses me off. But, because they're out of their tits. But that's going to be huge, man. And it's going to go to Netflix, right? Yeah. It's going to be Memorial Day, 9 o it's going to go to Netflix, right? Yeah.

It's going to be Memorial Day, 9 o'clock. So it'll be huge. 9 p.m.? Yeah. Everybody be... I was going to be in a vodka lounger. I was going to be having a barbecue. Stomach's hot to hear. Your face is going to get hit by so many full Heinekens when it's on a flat screen.

Just a bunch of drunken assholes. But that's unbelievable that a news network is just, tell Don Lemon I'm going to punch him in his big stupid face. If you see him. Don Lemon. I've seen him already. I've been in a dress. Yeah, tell him Nick DiPaolo says go fuck yourself. And he'll go, who's Nick DiPaolo?

Then show a picture of me when I'm 20 and he'll call me. fuck yourself. And he'll go, who's Nick DiPaolo? Then show a picture of me and I'm 20 and he'll call me. Anyways, Quinny, I don't know anything else to plug. No, it's great. I will see you. I'm coming up in a week or two to do the podcast of The Seller, Fat Black,

and then a gig, and then your wedding. So I can't wait. Can't wait. Beautiful. I'll see you then, buddy. Thank you so much. Great calling, Quinninn we'll see you later that's tonight folks don't forget that's tonight the great uh colin quinn uh red state blue state it's going to air on cnn at 9 p.m and uh you're going to watch a master that's what we all refer to him uh in action he everything is thought out and it's funny he doesn't get preachy he's always entertaining.

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