The Nick DiPaolo Show - Convicted Conman And Cheat Cohen, Calls President "Conman and Cheat." #127

Episode Date: February 28, 2019

Cohen comes "Clean" before Congress, Bernie feels the Burn from CNN

Go right on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut. Oh yeah! Welcome to the show on a Wednesday. How are you folks? 833-599-NICK. 833-599-NICK. 833-599-6425. Quick shout-outs. Christopher Salvo, thank you for the contribution. Hercules Petty, $250 contribution.

Thank you so much, Hercules. And Chris DeVito signed up at the, oh, the Vito tier, which makes sense. His name is Chris DeVito. Thank you so much, Chris. Go to nickdip.com if you want to just make a contribution. Oh, the veto tier, which makes sense. His name is Chris DeVito. Thank you so much, Chris. Go to nickdip.com if you want to just make a contribution. And that's in between tiers and whatnot. Let's get right to it. Let's get right to the filthy rat, the convicted liar, con man and cheat, Michael Cohen in front of Congress today. Here we go. Opening statement.

What did he have to say? Chairman Cummings, Ranking Member Jordan, and members of the committee, thank you for inviting me here today. I have asked this committee to ensure that my family be protected from presidential threats and that the committee be sensitive to the questions pertaining to ongoing investigations. I thank you for your help and for your understanding. I am here under oath to correct the record. Pause. To answer the committee.

Weren't you under oath before? So what does that mean? Absolutely nothing. You're a convicted liar. And I'm not saying everything he's going to say in the following clips are untrue. But that's not the question. It's about legality. All politicians lie.

They're all lying cocksuckers, as Bill Hicks once said. And this guy's not even a politician. He was the fixer. But I'm going to take his words with a grain of kosher salt. That's a Jewish joke. Oh, Nick, come on. That's ridiculous. Go ahead. These questions truthfully and to offer the American people what I know about President Trump.

I recognize that some of you may doubt and attack me on my credibility. Why would they do that? It is for this reason that I have incorporated into this opening statement documents that are irrefutable and demonstrate that the information you will hear is accurate and truthful. is accurate and truthful. Never in a million years did I imagine when I accepted a job in 2007 to work for Donald Trump that he would one day run for the presidency

to launch a campaign on a platform of hate and intolerance. Oh, pause. Right away we know, here it comes, the Democrat Party way. Let's bring race into it. Invoke your children. I'm sure that's coming.

Excuse me. That's how you know. And by the way, remember, he wanted a job in the administration. Just remember that. And he's acting like everybody else who didn't get a job.

They write a book and they attack else who didn't get a job. They write a book and they attack because they didn't get the job. But go ahead. And actively win. I regret the day I said yes to Mr. Trump. I regret all the help and support I gave him along the way. Yet I continued to work for him. I am ashamed of my own failings. And publicly accepted responsibility for them by pleading guilty in the Southern District of New York.

I am ashamed of my weakness and my misplaced loyalty of the things I did for Mr. Trump in an effort to protect and promote him. to protect and promote him. I am ashamed that I chose to take part in concealing Mr. Trump's illicit acts rather than listening to my own conscience. You don't have one! I am ashamed because I know what Mr. Trump is. He is a racist. He is a con man.

And he is a cheat. And he's a cheat. And he's a cheat. Okay, that covers every president ever. Hit that racism card. He was a presidential candidate who knew that Roger Stone was talking with Julian Assange about a WikiLeaks drop on Democratic National Committee emails. I will explain each in a few moments. Yes, you will.

Was that the whole statement? No. That's his opening statement. And again, the minute they invoke race, every argument, every argument. And you have to know that even if Trump said racist shit, which he probably did, it's not illegal. Whether it's talking about the Mueller case or the Southern District of New York, there's two prosecutors in this that they mentioned in this hearing. But none of that is illegal.

And I suggest you go back and listen to the Nixon tapes. Nick, why are you pointing to Nixon? Because I'm like Roger Stone. I actually thought he was a good president, but he was human. But if you have time, go online and listen to some Nixon tapes. Talk about Italians and everybody, Jews and whatever. But the most honest discussion about Mexicans and black people that will be construed today is so racist. Trump didn't say anything. One tenth is horrible, in my opinion.

And again, that's missing the point because it's not fucking illegal. I think the First Amendment applies to even the president. Oh, but that's not who we want. That's that's not what America is. Yeah, that's exactly what America is. We're a country trying to invite everybody from all over the world, thousands of ethnicities and races, and this comes out of territory. But the next statement was the WikiLeaks thing. Keep this in mind now, the WikiLeaks thing. There's two things going on.

You got, like I said, the Southern District of New York going after Trump, and you have the Mueller thing. And well, let's let's play the clip. Mr. Trump is a racist. No, the country. WikiLeaks in July of 2016, days before the Democratic Convention, I was in Mr. Trump's office when his secretary announced that Roger Stone was on the phone. Mr. Trump put Mr. Stone on the speakerphone. Mr. Stone told Mr. Trump that he had just gotten off the phone with Julian Assange, and that Mr. Assange told Mr. Stone that within a couple of days there would be a massive dump of emails that would damage Hillary Clinton's campaign. Mr. Trump responded by stating to the effect, wouldn't that be great? Fucking rat anyways.

His whole family's all rats. He would have brought up to be a rat. Now, that's true, probably, right? But now, Andrew McCarthy, and I've referenced this guy a few times. Who's he? Well, right now, he's a writer for National Review. But he was a federal prosecutor in the Southern District of New York. Remember the blind shake that we put in jail for the terrorist attacks?

He prosecuted him. He's a really brilliant lawyer. And what I was listening to him say, there's two cases. You've got the Southern District of New York, and you've got the Mueller thing. And with the Mueller thing under indictment, they're talking about Roger Stone and WikiLeaks, and they have Roger Stone, according to Cohen, talking to a guy named Jerome Corsi. And he said to Corsi, we have to find out.

There's more WikiLeaks stuff coming. We have to find out how we can get it to Assange. It was about the Clinton Foundation. So McCarthy said that goes against what he just said today, where Roger Stone was talking directly to Assange. They're in direct conflict. So I still think this guy's fucking lying. And Andrew McCarthy knows more about this. He's a brilliant prosecutor. Both sides listen to him. So that's pretty interesting. So the next thing was on Trump's racism. Mr. Trump is a racist.

The country has seen Mr. Trump court white supremacists and bigots. When? Pause. You have heard him? Pause. When? When did he court white supremacists? They brought up David Duke, said he had nothing to do with them,

Richard Spencer, all those. They're going to, you know, they're implying Charlottesville. And that's one time Trump really fucked up when he said, well, there's good people on both sides, which he was right. What he's referring to that day at the rally, there were just normal civilians at the rally on both sides. He wasn't referring to the jerk off that ran over the woman in Charlottesville. This guy is doing he must have got his he must have got his talking points from the DNC. This is where you want to hit him hard. But listen to what he said. Trump said, which I probably happen to believe. But you know how I am on race. All kinds of shit is said on both sides. Bill Clinton is an alleged rapist.

Go ask Kathleen Willey what would bother her more, hearing Trump talk like Richard Nixon or any president, or, you know, the alleged rape, which isn't so alleged. Go ahead. Call poorer countries shitholes. His private...

That's why he's going to win 2020. He is even worse. He once asked me if I could name a country run by a black person that wasn't a shithole. This was when Barack Obama was president of the United States. Well, there you go, the United States. And while we were once driving through a struggling neighborhood in Chicago, he commented that only black people could live that way. And he told me that black people would never vote for him

because they were too stupid. And yet, I continue to work for him. Oh, what does that say about you? What does that say about you? You're indicting yourself here. And even if Trump said that, big fucking deal. Is that illegal? No, but his character, fuck his character. How about Bill Clinton's character? I mean, come on. Stop with that.

Dick Cheney, watch Vice. He was more evil than all of them put together. Big deal. And Trump was wrong. He was right that they didn't vote for him, but not because they were too stupid. And look what he's done for black people since. And this guy continued to work for him. So everything he says, take with a grain of fucking salt. And it's not illegal. It's not illegal. It might be horrible, but I think we're all adults, aren't we?

We know that's how presidents talk. Is it not? Even Jimmy Carter lusted for a fucking centerfold in Playboy magazine. We're all fucking flawed people. They should take a poll. Does that, as far as the, should Trump, because of those comments, would you get rid of him? Now, here's the economy, strongest ever it's ever been. He has crushed ISIS. Unemployment at record lows. But he said black people are too stupid to vote for him.

So should we go out? I can hear Kamala Harris getting moist. I can hear jerk off Adam Schiff yanking it, smiling right now. This is their day they've been waiting for forever. Trump said he would like to grab women's pussies when he was single, and he still won. So I don't know of this and the fact that Cohen, you helped him after this says much. And then he talks about his fear of Donald Trump like he's John Gotti. Although, you know, they're both from Queens and he was in the building industry in New York City and did pretty well. So he probably plays. But they invoke my boy Giuliani.

So it's got to be. He's got to be a mobster. By the way, Giuliani took on the mobsters, the actual mob in New York when he became mayor, when he was a federal prosecutor, and cleaned up the Fulton Fish Market. He was threatened by mobsters every day of his life before he even became mayor. But that's besides the point. Go ahead. Mr. Coyne, why do you— Mr. Coyne. He's Chinese now. I believe that the president is repeatedly attacking. Repeal it. You are stating. Pause. She's starting to make me believe Trump had a point.

Sprod's illiterate. She can't even talk. Mr. Coyne, repeal. Go ahead. Intimidated, asking us to protect you, following your cooperation with the law enforcement. When you have access to 60 plus million people that follow you on social media, and you have the ability within which to spark some action by individuals that follow him, and from his own words that he can walk down Fifth Avenue, shoot someone, and get away with it. It's never comfortable when the President of the United States... What do you think he can do to you? Shoot me on Fifth Avenue and get away with it. A lot.

Thank you. And it's not just him. It's those people that follow him and his rhetoric. What is a lot? Eleven. I don't know. Thank you. And it's not just him. It's those people that follow him and his rhetoric. What is a lot? Eleven. I don't know. Eleven threats. I don't walk with my wife if we go to a restaurant or we go somewhere. I don't walk with

my children. I don't either. I make them go before me. It's embarrassing. Because I have fear. And it's the same fear that I had before when he initially decided to drop that tweet in my cell phone i receive some and i'm sure you you'll understand really how about since all this shit all we see we had a clip from last week it's conservative people getting beat up anybody with a MAGA hat getting sucker punched

antifa surrounding houses of people on Fox News channel and shit. But you're in fear for your life. And you are a fixer. You used to use that term, you're a fixer for Donald Trump. But I'm supposed to believe you fear your family's in danger. Like the president was going to fucking, he'd drop that tweet in your phone and then have one of your, you know, your family dog killed.

And we wouldn't know who did it. You're a fucking liar. Go ahead. I receive some tweets. I receive some Facebook Messenger, all sorts of social media attacks upon me, whether it's the private direct message that I've had to turn over to Secret Service because they are the most vile, disgusting statements that anyone can ever receive. At least you have a Twitter account that's still open because of your political beliefs.

I wouldn't even get those because I don't have a Twitter account. Neither do a lot of prominent conservatives, OK? And it all falls under the category of free speech and i don't believe trump threatened his fucking family and uh whatever and as far as the racist stuff it fucking shouldn't bother anybody so fucking silly you know what bill clinton said about obama remember when hillary's running uh he had a run-in with Obama, and he said to another, Clinton said to another Democrat, back when I was in office, this guy would have been getting my coffee.

Remember that? Remember those little things? Or Hillary Clinton calling the little kids when they were in the White House, east of the egg roll, get these little Jews off my lawn. This is all written by books, people from the Secret Service that worked with Hillary and shit. They're all filthy, folks. We're all filthy. Except the Sarah Silvermans of the world and the Bill Maher's and the Patton Oswalt's.

And you fucking sanctimonious liars and whores. Anyhow, that was interesting. Again, as far as legality goes, remember, Mueller's mandate was to find collusion. Also, clips that we don't have. He said Trump has done some good things and is doing some good things. He actually, you know, so and the stormy Daniels. There's where Trump definitely lied, but he had to because he knows nobody gives a shit. When he denied having affairs with Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels, we know he did.

But we all know how that works. If you're going to impeach him on that basis, go after him. They tried that. The dumb Republicans tried that, you know, with Bill Clinton as far as the Monica Lewinsky thing. And what happened? His approval ratings went through the roof right after that happened. So, you know, again, does it reach the threshold of impeachment and pulling him out of office?

According to the sanctimonious Democrats, it does. But today, Michael Cohen didn't really say anything we don't already know that he hasn't already said in public. Let's see. Let's go to Steve in Los Angeles. Stevie boy, what's going on? Welcome to the show. Nick, I love you. I think you're the greatest. I'm 68 years old. Me too. Hey, baby boomers all subconsciously think we're 35. Yes. But I have, as I told Ryan, I've got new words that can come

in really handy. Okay. If you want to say the C word to somebody, it's dangerous, I get it. But all you have to do is call them a Canadian radio station. You ask, what does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? Well, in the east, where you are, well, in the east, stations begin with W, right? Here in the west, they begin with K. In Mexico, they begin with X. In Canada, they begin with C.

Ninety-nine percent of them have four letters. They begin with C. 99% of them have four letters. So I've gotten away with saying you're a Canadian radio station and nobody knows what I'm talking about. I know. I feel good. Well, hold on. Hold on. That's why I don't like it. When I call somebody a cunt, I want them to know I'm calling them a cunt and not a Canadian radio station.

I mean, that'll work in Montreal, maybe. No, but... Here's the other two words. The minute they say toxic masculinity, you know, you can't say toxic femininity. But here's the new word. Toxic vaginicity. Vaginicity.

Toxic vaginicity. You know what? That's fucking great. You know what's even better than toxic vaginicity? You know what's better than that? Cunt. What's that? Cunt.

I got one. Okay, what's the other one? Nick, when they call you a misogynist, just look at them in deadpan and say you're a mascogynist. You hate men. There's nothing you can do but hate men. That's why you're a maskoginist a maskoginist sounds like people who ate mascots well some of them should be eaten and and two rhetorical questions what do you call someone

who wants to keep young black kids and other minorities in drug-infested thug-infested gang infested school either they what do you call them Democrats or they're parents. I mean, parents singular. No, we're not Democrats. Exactly. Yeah. No, Democrats, absolutely. And the other one is, what do you call someone who said that the blacks and other minorities aren't smart enough,

like other Americans, to do a simple thing like, you know, get an ID? Of course, Democrats, because voter ID is horrifying to them. Exactly. other americans to do a simple thing like uh you know get an id of course democrats because voter id is horrifying to them exactly and uh you know you might catch an undocumented democrat let me write these down stevie great call good hearing from la i appreciate it buddy um i don't know that last one's a little racist i uh look i worked at the chris rock show it was a combination of whites and blacks I a lot of I met a lot of black people a lot smarter than me Chris Rock so but as far as uh nothing tops cunt I almost moved to England because you can say cunt like the word of nobody blinks at it um

but anyhow this should be interesting uh next couple of years, folks. Holy Christ. It's just it's the first day like of, oh, my God, you thought we were you thought we weren't reaching across the aisle and nothing was getting done. And there's a stalemate. You have seen nothing yet. We have big tech companies. I got a story about PayPal, who actually uses the Southern Poverty Law Center, which is a hate group, anti-Christian group, to tell them who they should and shouldn't do business with. And they're going to decide what hate speech is. And I got a story later on.

I'll get to that. But, oh, we're on the brink of civil war. Is my musket in there? Can you pack that powder, please? Anyhow. John in Seattle had talked about Michael Cohen. Says he's a big fan. He actually used him on, well, Cohen told him to go on Judge Judy.

Is that right, John? No, man. Fuck all that, man. Judge Judy is a fucking badass, man. I love her. I would vote for her. Judge Judy is a fucking badass, man. I love her. I would vote for her. Judge Judy. I'm not kidding you.

People say this. The first woman president, it would be Judge frigging Judy. Love her. Judge Judy would be the best president ever. Yes. Get your elbows off the table. Look me in the eyes. Hey, Mr. Cohen, look me.

I'm up here. I'm up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she would say, fuck. She was just like, fuck everybody, man. She'd go on TV and say, fuck, I'm fucked. She'd go, how many kids do you have? How many kids do you have?

What? You work at a gas station? You have 12 kids? Who are paying for those? That's the type of honesty we need. Now, Trump went over a little on top, maybe, with his language, but that's, go ahead. I'm sorry to interrupt. Are you on welfare?

If you're on welfare, hey, shut the fuck up, man. Who's the person with the afro and the purple leather coat behind you? Step forward, sir. I'm her stepdad. Sit the fuck down, motherfucker. Go ahead. No, I want to say, man, hey, man, come to fucking Seattle, man. Come on,

come on, get on, I will, John, I will, get to the point, your question. Yeah, well, I just want to say that, yeah, this guy's a fucking rat, John. I will. Get to the point. Your question. Yeah, well, I just want to say that this guy's a fucking rat, man. I can't believe. Isn't attorney-client privilege something? Yeah, attorney-client privilege.

Yeah, can't... Is this guy legally able to just, like, talk all this shit? Oh, yeah. Of course. Because I'm no lawyer and stuff, but once you're is this guy legally able to just like talk all this shit? Oh yeah, of course. Because I'm no lawyer and stuff, but once, once you're indicted,

well, once you're indicted by the feds and shit, I mean, I think all those things go away. Things go away, huh? Well, I was at my doctor's appointment yesterday and we're doing a followup because I had a back surgery in Afghanistan.

Yeah. And we're doing a followup. And she said, she said she said oh what do you want to talk about i was like that we could have done this over the phone and i was like oh okay so what do you want to talk about and she's like i just want to see how you're doing and blonde hair blue eyes fucking beautiful uh and i was like yeah well everything's i don't know what you want to talk about. So, well, fucking what about all this drama going on with Jussie Smollett and all this other bullshit going on in the news and stuff like that. And she was on your side, dude. She was like, hey, fuck that guy and fuck all this bullshit going on. And she's from rural Washington.

All right, John, you're rambling, but I thank you for the call. She was that good looking. I mean, you ask her about Smollett, you go, how about fucking lunch tomorrow? What are you, half a fag? Let's get on with it. Anyways, what the hell else is going on? I'm just saying.

I, you know, right away when they invoke race and they fucking can't, you know where it's coming from again. You know where it's coming from. And I'm sorry, you can say the worst thing. Nixon proved that. Not knowing you're being recorded. Anyways, what else is going on? That's Cohen. Oh, did you see Bernie? Bernie Sanders? on that's going oh did you see bernie bernie sanders uh he was on cnn doing a little like town hall thing and uh this was tremendous uh monday night bernie sanders did a town hall on cnn for the most part he's asked substantive questions and answered in kind one minor exception came in a question about the sexual harassment that took place in 2016. Let's take a look at that clip of this girl asking him about sexual harassment.

You remember what happened? I was busy making the case. I didn't have time. I had nothing to do with it. A few girls got their asses pinched. We'll do better. So we have a question from Shadi Nassab, a student at American University. Shadi's from Denver.

Shadi Nassab, a student at American University. Shadi's from Denver. As we saw in the 2020 terms, the Democratic Party has become more female, more racially diverse, and younger in age. How can a voter like me feel confident in your ability to represent the party? Pause. Pause. How can a voter like me be more comfortable for you to represent the party? You can start by taking off your top. Just kidding. Student from American American university. Go ahead.

Your response to sexual harassment allegations during your campaign is that you were, quote, a little bit busy running around the country trying to make the case to be elected as president. Well, I think that quote was a little bit out of context. But let me ask you a question. Right there. That's mansplaining.

I'm enormously proud. You old Jew bastard. Fuck you. We have the most diverse progressive freshman class in the history of the United States. Pause. What does that have to do with sexual harassment? He never gets to it, by the way, like a good

salesman. Go ahead. And you know what I did in 2016? I took a woman's bra off in the men's room. In 2018, I ran all over this country. Grabbing asses and tits. Alright, so when you talk about the political revolution, you're talking about two things. He's like, you haven't answered my question. You're asses and tits all right so when you talk about the political revolution you're talking about two things he's like you haven't answered my question an economy that works for all not just the one percent but the second point that i have made

over and over again is we're not going to be able to implement a progressive agenda unless millions more people get involved in the political process. And most of those people have to be female, under 21 years of age, and weigh less than 140 pounds. Process. So I am delighted. I am glad. We started an organization called Our Revolution. I think Nina Turner is here.

You know what the purpose of Our Revolution is about? To get an STD from a co-ed. Go ahead. It's precisely to bring young people into the political process and i think we're making some real progress so what do you mean what are you going to do senator to make sure that the allegations that occurred against your campaign a couple years ago look at bernie he's standing like when you when you go to a relative's journal the guy in front of the funeral home, they always have their hand like that.

Wolf Blitzer had to jump in, and this is Wolf's way of saying you really didn't answer her question. So good for the German guy who's been at CNN for a thousand years and should have been taken out by a fucking poison dart about 40 years ago. Go ahead.

Not repeated. What are you personally going to do to make sure that doesn't happen again? Let me tell you what we have done and what we are doing. I was very upset. Tampon dispensers in every lady's room. When I ran for reelection in Vermont in 2018, we instituted, I think, maybe the strongest protocols against sexual harassment. And that will be the protocols we bring into the 2020 presidential election. Every employee of mine in this campaign

will get significant amounts of training to understand what sexual harassment is about. Anybody who feels harassed will have an independent entity to speak to outside of the campaign. And we have hired some of the best people in the country. Bill Clinton, number one. We take this issue very, very seriously.

Bill Clinton, we have a guy that used to represent Harvey Weinstein. Some of the best and the brightest that know sexual harassment from the inside out. He never really got to it. I love how Walt had to put him back in his lane and go answer the young lady's question. Well, what's the big deal about that? Here's the big deal. It's CNN, right? So the problem here, this is an article, I don't know who wrote, but the bigger problem here is that we find ourselves in a confusing situation thanks to cable news not adhering to basic standards of journalism.

Again, this is CNN. It has been revealed that the question was asked by an intern. This girl was an intern at a major lobbying firm. You cannot help – and by the way, this person who wrote this is like a – I'm guessing is a Bernie fan. You cannot help but wonder about the intent behind this, as well as CNN's role in selecting this questioner while not disclosing her workplace. My question to Bernie Sanders is, why would you ever fucking do anything that CNN sponsored ever again after what they did to you when you ran against Hillary? And let me refresh your memory. Remember Donna Brazile, pundit on CNN and a bunch of other left-wing networks? Nice old black lady from Louisiana. Remember, she's real tight with Hillary. And remember,

she had the questions before the debate for Hillary, and she wrote a book after. Why would Bernie, you know, why? because all the left-wing communists fuck stains watch cnn still but uh apparently this this this town hall or this uh press conference was filled with people like this girl um this is a public policy intern at one of the biggest lobbying firms in dc cassidy and associates. Somebody had put on Twitter, the problem is that when questions come from an intern at a major DC lobbying shop, and that fact is not disclosed, you cannot help but wonder who really asked the question of Bernie.

And a closer look at Cassidy & Associates financial partners paints a picture of a group that really, really would not enjoy a Sanders presidency. Oh my God, but they're probably capitalists. There are a bunch of audience members who are far more active in politics than CNN disclosed. That's because they don't do anything on the up and up. Once you understand that they're a propaganda arm for the fucking Democrat arm, I'm talking like they're a propaganda arm for the Democrat,. Get the fuck off my lawn, you little pricks. Watching the town hall live made it seem as if

these were just folks from all walks of life when in reality, many of these supposedly innocuous questioners were political operatives in one way or another. CNN called a Tara Ebersole, a former biology professor, that's what they referred to her, when her LinkedIn page lists her current job description as chair Baltimore County Democratic Party since 2016. Further, her husband was part of Hillary Clinton's leadership council in Baltimore.

So what would he be doing? Not a fucking Bernie fan, I'm guessing. Fellas, everything all right? All right. Look like a couple pilots in there. You got bad news from the tower. Now we just always look like that. OK. Then you get a Bain and McAllister was labeled an active Democrat, which is far less descriptive than the Charles County Democratic Central Committee's description of her as their chair.

Then you had Jung Jung Seo was simply called a George Washington student when she. was simply called a George Washington student when she's the one who invented sesame chicken. Oh, for the love of Christ, Nick, you sound like Trump, you're racist. But she was described as a George Washington student, and despite her LinkedIn page saying she also works for Katzatson Group, a fundraising consultant outlet. Michelle Gregory is simply listed as a Maryland voter by CNN, but a cursory Google search reveals her to be much more active in politics than just voting. Then there's this. Similarly, the reparations question was offered by an Aspen Institute alum. She works for a nonprofit whose board directors include execs at Booz Allen Hamilton and the Carlisle Group. execs at Booz Allen Hamilton and the Carlisle Group.

Anyways, the point being is they're saying, they were saying that this CNN thing was stacked against Bernie. And what do we call that? Fucking libs. Libs eating libs. We love it. They're coming after each other. There's absolutely positively no question.

Listen to this. The guy wrote the article that elite members of the democrat and republican parties as well as major media despise bernie sanders because he openly advocates destroying the system they sit atop gee does that sound like any does that sound familiar to i'll repeat that there's absolutely positively no question that elite members of the Democratic and Republican parties, as well as major media despise, you could put in Donald Trump because he openly advocates destroying the system that they sit atop. See that? Bernie, Trump should call Bernie and say, how's it feel? How's it feel, motherfucker? And then he could say something negative about jews that'll be

picked up on a microphone and here we go again we have uh we have a here's bernie going at it with a a small this is when i get a little suspicious i watch this clip bernie's arguing with a small business owner and the guy's too media savvy you know what watch how relaxed this guy is and he's rolling his eyes at bernie and shit what my question is this country was founded on the music why is this administration so against the business owner please tell me i don't think this administration the obama administration you're referring to is so against the business owners when you talk about tax increases yeah obama did i don't know your income and I'm not

concerned about your income. Obama did raise taxes on the top. Excuse me. He raised taxes on the top one or two percent. And you know what? I would have gone further. I think the wealthiest people in this country are doing phenomenally well. I don't put water. I don't put food. However,

when these rules and regulations come in to cover all of business, and you're starting trying to start a business, it's tough enough in the gym. I think we should take a look at it, but it's, you know, the devil is in the details. The devil's in the details. In other words, you got me. Let's not dig too deep into this on national TV. How about this guy, though?

Did that guy look nervous at all asking a question? He actually studied, I think, with De Niro for a year. Really? You're going to go after 1% even more? You fucking dirty, rotten motherless fuck you. And I don't know what he really did as far as if he's a lobbyist, too. And we had one other clip, right? Sexual harassment. What was the... Oh, Maduro? He's asked about Maduro,

the Venezuelan dictator. I thought this revealed a lot. Here's Bernie. He doesn't lose his cool often, but he was a stuttering prick on this one. Why have you stopped short of calling Maduro of Venezuela a dictator? Well, I think it's fair to say that the last election was undemocratic. But there are still democratic operations taking place in that country. The point is, what I am calling for right now

is internationally supervised free elections. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Oh, why would I want to call him a dictator? Because he's a good friend of mine. I like what he does. Ah, he was like a deer in the fucking headlights. Anyhow, I still don't know why Bernie would go back to CNN after they porked him in the ass when he ran against Hillary. But I guess you got to go where you got to go and get the coverage and go where you think is a friendly audience.

He fucking limped out of there bleeding from his ass. Did he not? What? Kyle in Detroit. Kyle, what's up? Hey, what's going on, man? I don't know. Sounds like you're cutting wood.

Bernie Sanders. Really? Go ahead. I was telling the twinks the fucking lag. It might be my fault. I don't know. Yeah, it is. But fucking your Bernie Sanders

impression is fucking great, bro. Thank you so much. Well, I had a summer home in Burlington, Vermont. I used to hang out with him and we went skiing together. We went up to Killington, Vermont. He took a nasty spill. They helped the old Jew up. He had snow on his ass

and his eyebrows. They was very grateful. I was trying to help him make a... Fuck, man. Anyhow. How about Cohen? Kyle, I want to hear about... You said you wanted to talk about Michael Cohen. Go ahead. Yeah, man. You nailed it.

Yeah, Michael... Sorry, man. The lag. Sometimes I try and talk over you. Michael Cohen, you nailed it. exactly what i was thinking after i saw it it sounds like he's got dnc talking points yeah he's going on in the racist shit like this is the thing about racism like obviously nobody likes to hate people okay we're one e away from being humane the fuck yeah move on there's still racial issues well there's a difference between racist and racial like for fucking differences doesn't matter whether you wear fucking whether you're black white or wear fucking white shoelaces or fucking orange shoelaces

man it don't fucking matter. It's the difference. You can't just make the difference be bad. But here's the thing. Bullshit. All right. Thank you, Kyle. I'm going to I'm going to address your points. But the reason they keep doing it and they've been going to this well since I was 20. Before that, you understand? It's worked for the Democrat Party. This, you're a bigot, you're a racist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The lie has become real thanks to the Sarah Silvermans, the Joy Behas, the Whoopi Goldbergs, the fucking Bill Maher's. They've bought into it and they need an underclass, the Democrat Party. They need an underclass who relies on them. need an underclass, the Democrat Party. They need an underclass who relies on them. So they're always going to suck on that. And it's worked over and over and over again.

And the people on the right have to come up with something to trump it, no pun intended, but they do. And it doesn't always work because Trump won. How many times has he called a racist? So luckily enough, we still have enough people in this country who see through the fucking racial horseshit and the PC culture that Trump won, George W. Bush won, even back when, you know, Bush Sr. So there's still enough people, but you know what? They're dwindling by the day. And you saw that clip I played yesterday

of Dianne Feinstein in front of eight and 10-year-old girls who are already brainwashed. So you got a wave, a generation of little fucking dem robots, libs, progressives, scumbags, whatever you want to call them. So eventually they're going to outnumber people who can think for themselves. And it's getting real fucking close. But I'm so anxious to see how this is going to play out that Trump said that shit about black people.

For the black people I know, they'll be a little disappointed because Trump didn't say it out loud, but you can't say it out loud. But black people don't mind that shit. They like to know where you stand honestly. They have more respect for somebody who goes, I'm not fucking crazy about your people. That's why Patrice fucking loved me. And then when he would argue that, I go, how come Asians have a problem with you in this city?

How come the Puerto Ricans and the Latinos have a problem with you? How come everybody on the planet has a fucking problem with your people, Patrice? And he'd just look at me and go, oh, fucking assholes. Sometimes we're fucking assholes, man. And we'd all have a nice belly laugh

and then eat 12 pounds of chicken wings at the comedy cellar. That's the way it should be, ladies and gentlemen. Anyhow. Can I throw in a super chat? Yes, go ahead Northern Jackalope says can I get a goddamn we'll do it live?

Yeah, they always forget to hit that you know that We'll do it live We'll do it live fuck it do it live I can go write it and we'll do it live. Fucking thing sucks. You know you want crazy motherfucking walk, man. Good. Patrick Dorr says, How does Bernie, who I strongly dislike,

get asked about sexual harassment while Bill Clinton worked for Hillary? Bill probably banged the flower girl in his daughter's wedding again you ruin it with a bad joke at the end but of course he banged the flower girl i mean probably that's what he fucked up um no legitimate point take a look at fucking kirsten gillibrand a gay woman from New York, OK, who's just all about guys are evil. Hashtag me too. Trump's a pig and a bubba. We should impeach and all that.

There's 19 pictures of her next to Bill Clinton and 25 pictures are next to Harvey Weinstein. They're all lying twats and hypocrites. That's why. Go ahead. Patrick Dorsen got another one saying, also, Nick, how much would have Steve Barnes have hated Otto and George? The one comic act I love as much as yours. If Otto were still here, rip Otto. Okay.

Well, again, that's a nice question, but the show is on the internet, which makes it international. Nobody's going to know Otto and George. But the filthy puppet act, Otto and George, who is funny and is politically incorrect, wasn't the fucking term for it. He used to scare me, make me blush with the shit that came out. How much would it scare Steve Barnes as a guy who wrote the review about me? It wouldn't scare him. You know why? He goes, oh, it's coming out of a puppet.

It's OK. oh, it's coming out of a puppet. It's okay. Just like another guy that read my review and called my agent and said he's going to report me to the ACLU and some other interest groups because I'm misogynist, racist, sexist. You know what his first text to me was? Andrew Dice Clay was funny. You're not funny. You're just offensive. And I had to explain to him. So you prefer a comic who's doing a facade, almost a caricature of an Italian guy from Brooklyn. He's really Jewish. So you're for inauthentic comedy as opposed to a guy like me who wrote for fucking Chris Rock, who's admired by Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Arsenio, Eddie Murphy, but you'd rather Dice Clay.

And by the way, I was just offensive, but Dice was funny. Dice wasn't offensive. Dice's character wasn't offensive. I mean, it was the stupidest argument. And it's what bums me out about what I do for a living, that people have so little clue. Because I'm sure the guy that said it's not dumb, although when he later what he wanted to do to me. But can you imagine going, you're just offensive. Dice Clay was funny. Imagine going, you're just offensive. Dice Clay was funny.

Shoot. Jerked off all over her tits. You fucking cunt. That's funny. That's real. Not to mention Jon Stewart fucking mentioned me on The Daily Show, his last episode of The Daily Show. It mentioned me and Colin Quinn and other comics he admires. So put that in your lib pipe and smoke it, you hippies.

Let's move on, shall we? This kind of creeped me out, folks. And the Daily Mail reported that home assistants could soon report their owners to the police for breaking the law based on moral artificial intelligence system. If the ideas of academics in Europe are implemented, let's help them out. We should kill all the academics. Danger, Will Robinson.

Danger. No, Will Robinson. Danger. The academics at the University of Bergen, Norway, discussed the idea of a moral AI for smart home assistance like the Amazon Echo, Google Home, and Apple HomePod during a conference. Moral AI, listen to this, would reportedly make home assistants have to decide. Those are the things like, you know, Alexa and shit.

When you go, how many quarts of mayonnaise in a potato salad recipe? And you hear somebody fart like some of the SNA from behind. You're like, oh, I thought I heard fucking John Brennan back there. It would. Yeah. Morally, I would repeatedly make home assistants have to decide whether to report their owners, their owners for breaking the law or whether to stay silent. This is more than Orwellian, for Christ's sake.

I don't know how you describe this would let them. Listen, this would let them listen. This would let them to weigh up whether to report illegal activity to the police. I'm talking about your echo or whatever. Effectively putting millions of people under constant surveillance. Adding that Dr. Maraji Slavkovic, who led the research, suggested that digital assistants should possess an ethical awareness. suggested that digital assistants should possess an ethical awareness that simultaneously represents both the owner, this is how he tries to weed a lot of it, and the authorities, or in the case of a minor, their parents.

Devices would then have an internal discussion. Are you listening to this? Fucking England needs to be blunt. Devices would have an internal discussion about suspect behavior, weighing up conflicting demands between the law and personal freedoms before arriving at the best course of action. So what kind of information do you have to offer? What the fuck?

I know a thing or two about a thing or two. Why would you bring something like that? I don't even know why people put the shit in their house now before this story came out. I laugh. You see these commercials? Alexa, what time is the supermarket open? I don't know. I'll tell you right after I look at your social security numbers and see what your husband's doing with his secretary.

I have a Google Home and I used to just keep it on all the time. I never used it because I had no reason for it. But I plugged it in and I forgot about it. And then in the middle of the night one night, it fucking laughed. It just made a woman laughing. It mentions that in the story, by the way. And I unplugged it. I threw it out.

Well, now that doesn't really help the argument because a woman laughing at you, you're getting undressed. I mean. Fairly common. I know. I know. So maybe the fucking thing's on the up and up. I'm saying. Ryan's taking off his pants and he has out of the duck.

I've never been more scared in my life. Why would you bring it into your house? I got it for Christmas. Who gave it to you? Somebody from the Democrat Party? Who? My mom. Elijah Cummings?

How did she vote? Cuomo? She's spying on you. That was your mom laughing. Look at my son's little Peter. I remember when I touched it, it was much bigger. Oh my God, who said that? In an interview with the Mail,

Slavkovic declared, there is already an ethical conflict between people and one family, let alone between people and manufacturer. Listen to his fucking logic. It's so fucking convoluted. Or shareholders of the manufacturer and programmers. If we want to avoid Orwellian outcomes, that ship has sailed, douchebag. It's important that all stakeholders are identified and have a say,

including when machines shouldn't be able to listen in. Right now, only the manufacturer decides. How about we don't have them at all and all that goes away? Do you see all the unnecessary horseshit, Mr. Slavkovic? The cat's out of the bag, but people are so fucking retarded. I need somebody to tell me when to turn the lights on or remind me of my dentist appointment. Oh my God. How to make fucking buffalo chicken wings. Oh, just unbelievable. That's his, but that's his mentality.

There's already an ethical conflict between people in one family. Yeah, leave it to them to figure out. I don't want somebody weighing in. And here's my other argument. Can somebody help me? Maybe Jason, I don't know. Everybody's scared of this artificial intelligence, right?

This is what I don't understand. Gutfeld says we're going to be taken over. And I read, you know, smart people, supposedly smart, saying artificial robots are going to take over and kill can i ask you a question do robots fuck and like give birth to other robot or does the intelligence have to come from us humans don't we have to create them yeah i think it's that we make them so smart that they then just start making more. Isn't that kind of silly, though? I'm not afraid of anything that I could throw a bucket of cold water on and blue smoke sets coming out of his ass.

You know what I mean? Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson. Danger. The intelligence is, well, we're creating it. So if it gets too bad, the first time somebody's raped by a robot in their basement, I call the manufacturer and go, hey, I think I got a lawsuit.

My cousin Dave just ran across my lawn half naked. I don't get it. We build the machines, don't we? And if that starts happening, then we have another war. I guess that's where, when we, when us humans try to kill the people who are creating the machines, they stick their robots on. Russia already has these super, we do too, but Russia already has these super soldiers that, you know, if they slap you, your head will come off your shoulder.

But I never understood that. I mean, in other words, they don't exist without fucking real intelligence. Maybe I'm just being naive there. I'll talk to Greg Gutfeld about it. I said I was going to get him on the show. He agreed to it. I've got to find a date in March. Home assistants, most notably Google Home, Amazon Echo devices, have been at the center of privacy and security concerns since their release. Thanks to people like Ryan Pahota, they're selling like hotcakes.

Amazon Echo devices have been known to scare owners, here we go, by randomly laughing and telling one crying woman it's going to be okay after she lost her job. I am here. I have things to say. One Amazon Echo device even recorded a family's conversation before sending it to a random contact. While an error granted a German man access to another user's 1,700 voice recordings. Is Assange German? No, he's a Swede. A report last year also indicated that Amazon Echo devices can be hijacked. Oh, keep enticing me to go.

If somebody gave me one of these, a relative, for my birthday or something, I would fucking wait till they turned their back and I'd sucker punch them with it. And then I'd record them going, I'm bleeding. I can't get up. And then I'd say, just yell, dial 911, Echo. And all you hear is, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Cocaina. This month it was revealed that Google failed to disclose a secret microphone on its home security product Nest Secure. Nest Secure. What are we, baby fucking ducks? A hidden microphone. They didn't know about the hidden microphone.

How do you not know about a product that you built? Oh, by the way. You go into work and your fucking secretary is like, oh, Mr. Nielsen, by the way, she hits a button. It's you banging a black prostitute at a bus stop in fucking Aurora, Illinois. What's the matter, Ryan? I'm laughing too hard. It's hard to do my job. You weren't laughing. You were staring off into space. That's all right. You're still thinking about somebody laughing at you pee-pee in the dark.

One time I woke up at like, I don't know, I slept like 14 hours. I woke up in the middle of the night and I went, oh, Jesus fucking Christ. What time is it? And it answered me. And it just scared the shit out of me. You sure it wasn't the 12-year-old boy next to you? No, no. They were 11.

Oh, my goodness. It answered you? Yeah, it answered me. It's only supposed to answer if you say, hey, Google. Oh, my goodness. It answered you? Yeah, it answered me. It's only supposed to answer if you say, hey, Google. Hey, Google. Yeah, you're supposed to, like, say, Google, tell me this. It just talks to you now. How about the fact that you slept 14 hours?

Why didn't she say after about eight hours, hey, what are you, some kind of lazy minority? That could be anybody. That could be Asian, Indian, or let's say in Detroit, you'd be a white, you'd be a minority. That's all I meant by that. Nipples. The company's failed to disclose the microphone was only discovered

after Google announced that users would now be able to use Google Assistant on the security device. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. It's so bad out there. Remember the, it wasn't Samsung. It was one of the Japanese TVs, they said, were listening in.

You guys remember what brand it was? I always wanted, but it wasn't Samsung, I don't think. I forget what brand it was. Hitachi, maybe? I don't know. But they said, you know, they could watch you. They could watch you or whatever. So right after I read that story, the next day I was on the road.

I'm in a hotel. I was thinking about spanking it. And I look up. It's like a Hitachi TV cut to me in the closet trying to jerk off next to a dirty ironing board. That's a true story. It's Samsung TVs. It was Samsung TVs. It was Samsung?

Holy, wait, what do I get in here? Is that a Samsung? Oh, it's a Vizio. You sure it wasn't a Vizio? Come on, Jason. I'm laughing because I looked to see whether it was a Vizio. Vizio, which is Japanese for spying. Yeah, but it creeped me out.

I can't even, I thought they were going to pull a, you know what, Aaron Andrews. I was going to be all over the... Let me bring a device into my house and rat me out. Real quick, folks, dates for me saturday march 2nd that's uh this weekend the brook art center bound brook new jersey uh friday march 8th wood theater glens falls new york friday march 29th decatur civic center decatur illinois the next night saturday march 30th delmar hall st louis missouri love St. Louis. Haven't been there in a while. Friday, April 26th, Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Friday and Saturday, May 3rd and 4th, Sidesplitters, Tampa, Florida.

Friday and Saturday, May 10th and 11th, Governor's Leavittown, New York. Friday, May 34th, Jonathan's at Gunquit, Maine. Saturday, June 1st, Whites of Westport, Westport, Mass. Saturday, August 10th, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania. Friday and Saturday, August 16th and 17th, not too humid, Helium Comedy Club in Philly. Saturday, October 19th, Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut. Friday, November 15th, Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York.

And then back at the Tarrytown Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York on New Year's Eve. Go to nickdip.com for your ticket information. Let's get to PayPal. This really, this really bothers me. The CEO of PayPal has revealed the multi-billion dollar service partners with the leftist organization Southern Poverty Law Center, that's known as SPLC, to decide who should be blacklisted from their company using company corporate values as their defense. That's what they're doing now, these companies,

these big tech companies. Okay? They're working with people like the Southern groups, like the Southern Poverty Law Center, who labels everything hate. Dennis Prager, he's a religious guy. He does like Christian shows. He's the nicest, most congenial guy. They had him booted off YouTube. I came up on Rogan and whatever and labeled him a hate because he he referenced a Bible or something. I literally labeled him a hate group. And this is who PayPal and other big fucking big tech companies that we all know have an anti-conservative bias. They're going to let them decide what hate speech and was what isn't.

It's creepy. Using company corporate values as a defense. PayPal has taken intentional steps tonight to deny access to conservatives. Your mother sucks cocks in hell. It's all a big cause for concern for Christians because the SPLC has taken an anti-Christian slant in recent years, targeting mainstream groups just because they hold biblical views about sexuality and life. Do you see what's happening? So it's all real. Do you understand? You got to think like them. They're going to decide what hate speech is and what it isn't. And we already know. We already fucking know.

They're all leftists. Silicon Valley, all of them. And now PayPal, if you want to have a business online, you have to use PayPal. And they're not going to do business with you if you like your guns or whatever. It's fucking creepy. But this is what this dickweed says, okay? The PayPal guy, Dan Schulman, who came up with PayPal. There are those both on the right and the left that help us. Really? Could you name some people on the right that are helping?

Southern Public Law Center has brought things at PayPal, as Dan Schulman said, in a Wall Street Journal interview. We don't always agree. We have our debates with them. That's funny you have your... You fucking Weasley. Son of a whore. They asked him, how many conservatives have you sided with? And he sees he's got four fingers up.

Just full of shit. So who have you sided with on the right? The fact that you're in bed with these Southern Poverty Law Center says it all. See, they used to have some credibility about 15 years ago. Now they're a left-wing hate group. Everybody knows it. And you're letting them decide who you should do business with. Be a man, you bitch. Shulman stated that the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, here you go, this was the turning point in his life. I want you to fucking digest.

Shulman stated that the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville in 2017 was the defining moment for the decision. So your defining moment to shape your business and who you do business with was some fucking psycho white supremacist that ran over a woman at a rally. An isolated incident. An isolated incident. I wonder if there's some business owners who, after Steve Scalise got shot, said, fuck it, we're not going to do business with anybody who's pro-gay marriage. Does that person exist? Maybe they do.

I might be wrong. Oh, we're not going to make a wedding cake for a gay couple. Oh, that's the same as turning down millions of dollars of business. So that was your defining moment. What more do you need to know about Dan Schulman? Holy shit. I hope somebody out there that owns a business who leans right says, you know what, the Covington High School kids. That's when I – but go ahead.

Ryan. Speaking of digital money, Marie Golay said nothing, but she donated 50 bucks. Golay? Golette? Goulet. Golette? Goulet. Probably Goulet or Gullet.

I don't have the spelling. Spell it. I just like to make fun of your spell. G-O-L-E-T. G-O-L-E-T. That's a gole. Oh, golly. What's that champagne?

I'll have a, my dad's boss used to say, instead of filet mignon, I'll have a Philip Mignon. This guy was worth a few million. Anyhow, the Southern poverty. So that's a defining moment that caused them to expand their brand reputation group to serve as a monitor. Their customers in effort to silence hate speech. You fucking make me sick.

You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Let me ask you, Mr. Shulman. How about when five cops were gunned down in Dallas that night because of Black Lives Matter and Antifa and the rest of them. That didn't shape your life? That didn't shape your life? Or did you cut off anybody who likes guns based on that? And this is what he says.

He's such a moron. Because the line between free speech and hate, nobody teaches it to you in college. Nobody's defined it. Yeah, they have. Yeah, actually, they have. Yeah, actually they have. But PayPal actually became very public in its opposition to conservative values before 2017. Okay, so this is, he's also a liar. For example, in 2016, PayPal announced it was boycotting Charlotte, North Carolina, after the city bucked the transgender trend by limiting the use of bathrooms, locker rooms,

and showers to persons of the same biological sex. PayPal canceled plans to bring more than 400 jobs and $3.6 million investment into Charlotte. So let me see. The defining things with a transgender bathroom and Charlotte, Charlottesville. Hmm. But your politics have nothing to do with it.

You work with both sides you are insulting my intelligence you ass fucker no offense ryan i just threw that out there none taken actually very much taken yeah very much taken in the ass. Oh my God. Shulman revealed that the majority of the accounts blacklisted are suggestions by outside organizations. Why don't you make your own rules? It's your company. Hence, organizations such as SPLC have been successful in their efforts to silence certain voices. You know why? Southern Poverty Law Center has zillions of dollars. This is how they make their living. So why take on that burden yourself?

Let them sue the SPLC, I guess. He's a scumbag. The SPLC had to pay $3.375 million in a settlement last year for their efforts to condemn conservatives. Oh, so they've actually been this proof of it. The organization was faulted for including former Islamic radical turned conservative Majid Nawaz, who's this, you see him, I haven't seen him the last few months on TV, good-looking like an Arab guy, he looks like a movie star, who was actually, like they said, a former radical, Islamic radical,

and he's as smart as they come, and he saw through the radical bullshit, and he's out there condemning radical Islam, and he's conservative. And guess what? Guess what? They tried to shut him down, but I guess he won in court. Family Research Council Executive Vice President General Jerry Boykin once denounced the SPLC as probably one of the most evil groups in America. They've become a money-making machine, which I just said, and they've become an absolute

Marxist anarchist organization. You couldn't be more right. You are correct, sir. Mr. Boykin. Anyhow, at the end, he says, we need to be asking ourselves, who should be deciding what kind of speech should be allowed to thrive online? Should it be Internet users? I would think so. Elected officials or the courts? Or should it be financial intermediaries like Visa and MasterCard? In my opinion, financial

institutions don't have the expertise to judge whether speech has societal value or violates the First Amendment. Exactly. They shouldn't be making those decisions at all. But in this country, where money rules, you make the rules. Hey, I think that was my quote, my yearbook picture in high school. Where money rules, you make the rule. You want to earn, you want to earn millions selling real estate part-time, never leave your house, sitting in your dirty panties, flipping houses in Germany. Call me now. Let's go to Jake Benda in Layton. Jake, what's going on, fella?

Hey, I must have misheard you, man. What kind of list were they putting those guys on? What? What are you talking about? Yeah, you said that they had a list of companies that they had them on some kind of list. A black list? Was it a black list?

I walked right into that one, Jake. Yes. That's racist. You're right. How dare they? But seriously, isn't that creepy? Isn't that creepy, Jake? That companies like MasterCard and Visa are not going to do business with you if they, you know.

They'll have access to your records because we know how the internet works. But if they find out you had a, you know, you like guns or you bought a gun within the last two years, they'll come up with some bullshit excuse not to do business with you. It's time for a revolution, Jake. And I say you started out there in Layton, Utah. Get off that couch. Pick up that axe. Whack a moment. I'm a little too disappeared for that. Nah, I trust you. get off that couch pick up that axe whack him on nah

I trust you you should see my face as they say thank you for the call Jake what the hell else did I want to get out to oh let's take a look at this let's take a look at this.

Let's take a look at, I know that he was upset about Charlottesville and the other stories referenced. Oh, Michael Cohen referenced, you know, Trump's followers and how violent they'll do anything. Trump has the power to. So I guess this is one of those examples. Conservative activists punched in the face on a Berkeley campus. This hardly even makes news anymore. What's the idea? Get upstairs.

Police at the University of California, Berkeley, were called to a student plaza on Tuesday after reports that a representative of the Conservative Leadership Institute was physically assaulted by a man on the campus. I use the man in quotes because he's a left-wing bitch. Part of the assault was captured on cell phone video that has since been shared online by Turning Point USA, the conservative group the representative was reportedly helping train. Citing a campus police alert that went out Wednesday, the paper reports the alleged victim, a male Leadership Institute representative, had been tabling for the conservative group Turning Point USA on Tuesday at about 3.30 afternoon when two males, again I'll use males in quotes because they're leftist douchebags, approached the table. The victim told police that he and the two men became embroiled in a verbal attackation, at which one point he began filming the escalating exchange with his phone. One of the two alleged twats, attackers reportedly

slapped the phone out of the conservatives' hand and then overturned the table the group was using to recruit. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? That's what leftists do when they're confronted with the truth or with somebody they disagree

with. Their tolerance comes to the forefront, doesn't it? They flip over the table you're using. While he and the suspect struggle for the phone, the suspect punched the victim several times, causing an injury to the victim's eye and nose. By the time police arrived, the suspect had already left the scene

like a bitch that he is. A student who witnessed the attack filmed the second part of the altercation on his phone and TPUSA's Charlie Kirk has tweeted out the footage writing imagine if the attacker was wearing a MAGA hat. It would be international news, Charlie.

But you're exactly right. Here's the footage. So typical. And Cohen's worried about the Trump supporters being violent. Can you explain what you're fucking doing? You're not videoing me. All right, well, we're in public, so I'm just going to video it for my own safety because you seem really erratic. You are fucking encouraging violence.

No, I'm not. I don't give a fuck about the fucking videotape. You're a fucking... Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Put your phone on my face, motherfucker. Put your phone on my fucking face. Put your phone on my face, motherfucker. You wanna hit me? I'll shoot your ass, bitch.

Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my face. You are a bitch. You won this fight, dude. I'm with you. Yeah, fucker. Oh, you're a badass. Yeah, but it's the Trump people Mr. Cohen's afraid of. Another example. That's only about the 1,000th example we've showed on this show of leftist fuckstains like that kid.

Brainwashed. See what happens when they're confronted with logic or somebody else's opinion? That's what they fucking do. Fucking bitch. And of course, nobody jumps jumps in a bunch of cowards standing around you want me to believe they all fucking thought like the thug did i don't i don't think so anybody can nobody can step up to the fucking i noticed he was twice the size of the

kid he was punching just a fucking bitch but again it's the supporters, the MAGA hat wearing thugs. Fuck you. And like Mr. Kirk said, can you imagine if that was a guy with a MAGA hat doing that to somebody from Planned Parenthood or whatever? You shit me, Wolf Blitzer would have it on a loop for the next month. NBC News, ABC, The Washington... You get it. I'm fucking sick of talking about it. Ugh, makes me sick. If I could, I'd grab this microphone

and I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. I'll shoot your ass. Can you say that? That's kind of

a violent threat. Anyways, that is it. I've had enough. I'm tapped. Anyways, I can't wait to sit down and watch Cohen.

It's hard during the day because they were streaming it live. And luckily, my crack staff came in in time to pull some. But tonight, you know, watch the network. Watch the night. That's the other thing. You got to flip through all of them. You know, MSNBC, CNN and NBC and just watch how they present the shit as opposed to fox knows uh whatever yes sir oh i thought you're gonna say something no i saw you reaching over like this i'm getting

ready for the usual closing stuff we should use that as the fight scene anyhow so to sum up michael cohen is afraid that donald Trump is going to have his kids killed. Donald Trump isn't crazy about black people. You can see how all this leads to him colluding with Russia, don't you? I can't either. We have a caller who says he keeps getting messages on YouTube. Do you want to report this show as hate speech? Say that again we have a caller who watches my show yeah and he's getting messages from who uh like youtube is telling him do you want to report this show as hate speech they're telling

him or asking him asking him youtube itself is asking that question yeah in the middle of the video yeah yeah he he's on uh in the middle of the video yeah yeah he's on uh in the middle of what video yours yours in the show right now oh i thought you meant the video i thought the last video i showed i'm like other on my side yeah so what's your question i'm sorry i just thought it was relevant that that was happening right now yeah no it is is that how it works they ask people who are, do you want to report this? Instead of waiting for people to voluntarily report it? I mean, when I watch random YouTube videos, I don't get it.

Yeah, I don't get it either. Don't worry, they'll be coming after me. There's plenty of room in the satellite sphere. Anyhow, it'll just be more evidence. And same with the guy that was going to report my my stand-up act of the review was to bring attention to the aclu and i'm sure i'll be getting a call from the southern poverty law center you're witnessing it all it's right in front of you folks uh this close to a civil war one red ch way anyways that's it remember for 30

years you've been thanking it i've been been saying it. You're very welcome. And thank you guys for tuning in. And you should tune in quick because calls like that could keep coming. I don't know what's going to happen. I'll see you tomorrow, some of you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 ¶¶ We'll be right back.