The Nick DiPaolo Show - CRT Equals Child Abuse | Nick Di Paolo Show #564

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

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All things gay. How you doing, Snap? My name's Diane. I'm a big fan. I've had enough. I'm so tired of talking about black and gay people. You have consumed a disproportionate amount of my life

and I resent it. May your souls burn in hell. I'm just kidding. I love everybody except for those groups. But anyways, aren't you just tired of talking about it, folks? Aren't you just fucking tired? Each day I click on the website headlines and it's so, I'm like, really?

Really? I can't believe for the life of me that they think they're going to win another election. Again, barring them cheating. I think they're doing us all a favor. This might be the culmination, and I'm the most negative person on the planet. This might be it. Like, if all this shit doesn't, I guess it could get worse. Maybe I'm being Pollyannish.

Maybe this will be the end of the horse shit, the PC crap. Because they're throwing the whole kit. Doesn't it feel like they're like, this is our chance. We've got to throw everything we've ever thought of at them to irritate straight white people and ruin this country. And if it doesn't stick, where are they going to go? Violence? Well, we have all the guns. Enjoy your gun-free zones.

As I sit in my tub loading my AR-15. I say I don't do that, but very comforting. Anyways, before we get started, quick note. My dad died one year ago today. Nicholas Gabriel, there he is with his guma on a Saturday night. Friday was for my mother, and Saturday was for the gumas. There he is in his 70s with a hot piece of ass. That's actually my wife, Andy.

And yeah, miss you, Dad. I hate when people say that because I really don't think you're hearing me. I still don't know what happens. I think they bury you in your worm food. But you know, just in case. He's a funny guy. If you like my sense, you like his. Very funny dude.

All right, pops. Rest in peace. I'll be up there soon, I'm guessing, the way this fucking place is going. Good man. He was a good man ask not let's get to uh let's get right to the show a follow-up from a story we did yesterday the NSA uh spying on Tucker Carlson's show on Fox News Channel um as you know we mentioned that yesterday and um, of course, Jen Psaki, who is, I don't know what to make of her. Oh, she just, at least, I mean, at least, what was her name?

Kaylee, whatever, McEnany. I mean, it was something to look at. What was the name? Kaylee, whatever. McEnany. I mean, it was something to look at. But this Conan O'Brien in a wig, I guess she's doing her job. Just avoids and every question is just whatever. Here she is denying, just giving just the most bland, broad answer as far as somebody asks her if um the NSA is indeed spying on Tucker and here's here's some audio of what uh Freckles had to say Tucker Carlson said that the NSA is spying on him is the administration aware of any massage or listening efforts on U.S. citizens by the NSA

and is Tucker Carlson one of them? Well, the NSA, as I think you're well aware, everyone's aware, everyone on this plane is aware, I should say, is an entity that focuses on foreign threats and individuals who are attempting to do us harm on foreign soil. Yeah, we know the definition. That is their purview. But beyond that, I would point you to the intelligence community.

When you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all. This is the best show on TV! If you call the internet TV. Anyways, what do you think the fucking, what is she going to say? Yeah, the guy's that guy. He's saying, you hear his accusatory tone. Tuck is saying the NSA is spying on him.

Is the Biden administration? Yeah, we are. He's a real asshole. He's the only one telling the truth about our lying cocksuck administration. He has to be gone. Is that what you thought she was going to say? Or do you expect exactly what she did? Looked up the word fucking NSA,

the fucking gave you the definition. Ugh. Stop it, you little piggy. You're a liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. Oh. And then Tucker also addressed it. Apparently, you know, he got on the phone, on the blower, as they say, and tried to find out the real story. You know, we all know it's true. It came from a whistleblower inside the agency, one article said. So, God, thank God that somebody still has a shred of integrity and likes this country. But here's what Tucker had to say about it last night. Well, this morning we decided to just call Paul Nakasone directly. He's the highly political

left-wing four-star general who runs the NSA. The receptionist refused to put us through. We're American citizens, though, so we kept trying, because it's our right. This afternoon we got a direct line, and we tried again. Nakasone's assistant seemed shocked that someone whose email the NSA is reading would dare to call the director himself. Shut up, surf, obey. So they told us Nakasone just wasn't there. Then, just minutes before air tonight, the NSA sent us an infuriatingly dishonest formal statement. An entire paragraph of lies written purely for the benefit of the Intel community's lackeys at CNN and MSNBC, all those people they hire with the titles on the screen.

He also tweeted it out a few minutes ago. Now, last night on the show, we made a very straightforward claim. NSA has read my private emails without my permission, period. That's what we said. Tonight's statement from the NSA does not deny that. Instead, it comes with this non sequitur. In part, quote, Tucker Carlson has never been an intelligence target of the agency. Okay, glad to know. But the question remains, did the Biden administration read my personal emails? That's the question that we asked directly to NSA officials when we spoke to them about

20 minutes ago in a very heated conversation. Did you read my emails? And again, they refused to say. Again and again. And then they refused even to explain why they couldn't answer that simple question. We can't tell you and we won't tell you why we can't tell you. My emails. And the message was clear. We can do whatever we want. We can read

your personal texts. We can read your personal emails. We can send veiled threats your way to brush you back if we don't like your politics. We can do anything. We're our own country and there's literally nothing you can do about it. We're in charge. You're not. Orwellian does not begin to describe the experience. It was like living in China. But we should get used to it. Now that the Biden administration has classified tens of millions of patriotic Americans, the kind who served in the military and fly flags in front of their homes, as potential domestic terrorists, white supremacists, saboteurs,

we're going to see a whole lot more of this kind of thing. A whole lot more. Yeah, he called them. I guess he got a heated phone call with whoever he finally got through. Is this moron number one? Yeah. Put moron number two on the phone. Hello, I'm Joe Biden. Fucking spying. Jesus, I hope they don't spy on me. I do a lot with those emojis. You know the black guy? I always do that one, followed by six cops. I do my own little play with emojis.

Anyways, here is the NSA statement. On June 28, 2021, Tucker Carlson alleged that the NSA has been monitoring our electronic communications and is planning to leak them in an attempt to take this show off the air. That was a quote from Tucker. This allegation is untrue, said the NSA. Tucker Carlson has never been an intelligence target of the agency, and the NSA has never had any plans to try to take his program off the air. NSA has, if we took it off the air, then we couldn't follow it and find some dirt on all the other Republicans. NSA has a foreign intelligence mission.

Yeah, this is insulting. We target foreign powers to generate insights on foreign activities that could harm the United States. It's funny, though. See, we live in a country that's filled with foreigners that want to harm the United States. So shut the fuck up. With limited exception, e.g. an emergency, NSA may not target a U.S. citizen without a court order that explicitly authorizes the targeting.

Yeah, just like the Pfizer. You went with your Pfizer applications. And by the way, under Obama, we actually killed an American citizen, remember? Overseas. So suck a dick and die. Nobody believes you. And I believe fucking Obama's behind it. Just like they went after James Rosen's computer.

Fucking, I don't believe any of these pee-pee heads. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. Yes, it's been said. you're lying and you're a piece of shit yes it's been said anyways tucker's show uh is man his first 15 minutes of his monologues you talk about drilling down on stories and you know it's based on fact it's not like don lemon don lemon has lemonades. Anyways.

So anyways, yeah, and if you take Tucker off the air, oh boy. Oh boy, am I going to be mad? Let's get to race. We haven't talked about it in 11 seconds since this seems to be a black militant uprising backed by white liberal suckers of Satan's cock. Black teacher bullies her white colleague. Internal Portland public school documents provided to Fox News by a whistleblower shows the district's mandatory cultural competency teacher training is, Jesus Christ, is heavily steeped in critical race theory

with an emphasis on creating activists. Really? Who was the first activist president of our time? Wasn't it Hussein Obama? Yeah, yes it was. Among the material being shown to students in third through fifth grades, I'll repeat, third through fifth grades is an interview clip of this big black pig, author Sonia Renee Taylor, former defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs, wearing trash cans for earrings.

Welcome to America, shithead. I hope that's a chemo haircut. That's too mean. Well, that's why I can't do television. She is adorable. Huh? I wouldn't fuck you for practice. You fat, nasty black bitch.

That's what I think of you. She's a malignant cunt. I can tell by her earrings and her African fake gold. Let's taste it. Let me remind you, this video is being shown to third through fifth graders. Here's the asshole, the racist, being shown to third through fifth graders. Here's the asshole, the racist, the bald douche. Roll it.

Our society speaks racism. It has spoken racism since we were born. Of course you are racist. Of course. Who the fuck dressed you, number one? The fucking inventor of Skittles. That's a man. Our country speaks racism.

If that's true, because everybody is a little racist since you guys have widened the definition of racist, fucking to go around the globe. Every person on the planet has a little bit of racism, especially you. I hope you're talking about yourself.

Our country. No other country. Our country speaks... So, of course, you're racist. You make a living talking about this shit. Who's a racist?

We're just trying to go to work and pay our taxes. Something you ought to do. She looks like a fucking yam with butter on it this is the video being shown to kids as young as eight years old oh it's enough is this another one do i have another no no okay features an actor reading

from the book anti-racist baby written oh this is another thing they show him, by Ibram X. Kendi, and he's the one who came up with the whole Lincoln Park fucking CRT. Look, they're not too obsessed with skin color, are they? How to be an anti-racist by a racist. Anti-racist baby by racist black adult. adult. Excuse me. Anti-racist baby is bred, not born. Kendi also wrote the book, How to Be an Anti-Racist. Didn't he terrific? I despise it with every fiber of my being. And then he got drafted by the Seattle Seahawks and had a great career on the defensive back. In September, a training session for teachers at Forest Park Elementary in Portland, Portland, what a nightmare, turned nasty after a white teacher had the balls to question the accuracy and wisdom of linking the trait, get this, perfectionism. That's a negative when it comes to the black culture, but perfectionism is a white supremacist

trait apparent. They try to connect it with white supremacy. And the white teacher had the balls to ask about that, saying she didn't really believe that. According to two sources in attendance, the meeting leader used her 90 seconds, it's a broad we just showed, right? Maybe not, doesn't matter, to berate the white teacher repeatedly in a raised voice saying she made her feel unsafe. Oh God, I think we got audio of it. Please play for me, please. What folks says about this family I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady but the way that she eat in front of folks like a bird. And I ain't aiming for you to go to Mr. John Wilkerson's and eat like a field hand and dabble like a hog. That'll be funny till the day I die.

The recipient of the verbal attack who doesn't want her name used out of fear of retaliation. Everybody's a fear of retaliation. Start killing people. Was instructed to remain silent. The black broad told her to shut her fucking mouth.

And the white broad said, I am here. I have things to say. That don't matter, cracker. You sit your ass down, Karen. Call me like a hog. The white teacher who claims the two colleagues only had one brief interaction before the meeting says the equity leader was hysterical. I made her feel unsafe. Imagine saying that, an adult saying that to another adult. You make me feel unsafe. You know what makes me feel unsafe?

Any neighborhood that you live in. How about that? How about BLM people outside fucking people's houses? That makes them feel unsafe. Shut your gob. She kept going on and on. I was dumbfounded, said the white lady. I felt like it was unfair. I couldn't defend myself. The teacher believes she was a victim of bullying. And again, I hate the term bullying. And we're talking about adults. Go out in the park a lot

and fucking resolve it with a knife fight, will you? You'd have more integrity. She's a victim of bullying under the Portland Public Schools definition, which reads, bullying and harassment are behaviors that make someone feel intimidated or offended. Oh, I guess my dad used to bully me every time I asked him for $10. Bullying and you hear about the Jewish guys, kid says, Dad, can I have $50? And the Jewish dad goes, $30? What do you need $20 for? That's the one they'll show all over the internet. Bullying and harassment are unfair, one-sided, repeated. This is the definition.

And one person may be using their power over another person. That's what my wife said in court. I don't believe a word of it. Portland Public schools officials and the Oregon Education Association refused to respond to Fox News' numerous inquiries because they can't talk to people who are going to deliver the truth on the air.

They get a rash. The founder of a new group, Every Black Life Matters, but this guy's actually, I heard the term, and I go, okay, he's a dummy too, but he actually, it's even too left for him, this CRT shit. He called the curriculum child abuse.

Where is he? Right here. There he is. He called it child abuse, and this guy found that every black lives matter. so that means you're a little racist too how about every life matters how fucking come on but at least he gets it even he understands the horse shit and it is think about that think about sending your kids to these schools and they're not learning a thing that's going to help them in the future, unless, you know, race wars,

which, you know, they're undermining our children, says Kevin McGarry, an African-American IT executive in California. They are taking the position as if they have the right to propagandize the kids, brainwash them, then use them for radical purposes with radical ends, sort of like the Hitler youth and shit like that. You know what I mean? Fuck. Every time to home. I'm glad I don't have kids. I'm going to be honest. Although they would have been, well, I don't know, maybe they stayed back 12 times. They could still be in middle school. Oregon, is this part of the same story? Yeah, Oregon passed a law in 2017 mandating ethnic studies be taught. Who's racist?

These are the people that were crying for a colorblind society for the last 100 years. Now it's all they want to do. Mandating studies be taught in every school, just ethnic studies. Now a Republican lawmaker has introduced the Student Non-Discrimination and Dignity Act, which would prohibit schools from using material that depicts one race as superior or inferior to another. Yeah, I'm sure that'll get through. Well, we're waiting. I'm sure the all-black school board will give it a thumbs up. What are we, dicking each other over here?

Come on. Imagine telling a white woman to shut up and berating her and shit. Where are the 50s? That's the one they get really mad at. Fucking father knows best, leave it to Bieber. That's right one they get really mad at. Fucking father knows best, leave it to Beaver. That's right. This country was the best. Yeah, but not for, I don't give a fucking rat's ass. I want a picket fence

and a dog and a wife who gets my slippers. Oh, come on. That's crazy. That's crazy talk. We're big pan people! So that politician's trying to pass some legislation that will uh prohibit you know brainwashing of children in schools with that racial horseshit crt uh apparently he's not the other one the next headline is live free or shut the fuck up new hampshire governor chris

sanunu do you remember john sanunu used to to work for Reagan, I believe, or Bush or fucking Kevin Kline. I don't know, one of those presidents. Chris Sununu, his dad was a big Republican, has signed into law a two-year budget bill which includes, among many other things, a ban on teaching the idea that individuals of a certain race or sex are inherently racist or sexist. Oh boy, is this great. Isn't that what pretty much we've been doing for the last, I don't know how many years. Oh my, this is all just straw men being built up and knocked over.

That's all they do. All they do. Anyways, the $13.5 billion package, which a Republican governor called a win for every citizen and family in this state, establishes a voucher-like education freedom account program, already too complicated, allowing families to use state aid to cover the expense of private and homeschooling. Ooh, that is a good idea. Do you have to pay it back? I don't even know how it works,

obviously. But that's the only place you have left now is the private schools or to teach a kid, and who has time to do homeschooling? You're at work, the wife's out on the street. I mean, come on! It also contains what was formerly known as House Bill 544, which I signed on to, which outlines for divisive concepts related to sex and race to be banned from state-funded programs and contracts. Guy's making a move. Imagine in New Hampshire. New Hampshire's whiter than his shirt, for Christ's sake. It used to be.

God, I saw a disturbing story last night. Somebody had a bus driver on who's picking kids up, told to by his company, who's being told by the government, the Biden administration, picking migrants up. They tell them where to go, picks a bus full of migrants, and buses them three or four hours into a different part of the state or another state. Are you fucking, without us,

without us people who are citizens having any say in it. I would have covered it, but I didn't feel like it. Trying to get the last lick down to fucking sunshine of your life. I am this close. I got that solo.

I'm going to be dangerous. I say another year, I have enough fucking balls to bring the guitar in here and do it. Anyways, at least this guy's trying to. The new law, like others of its kind, is largely modeled after a now rescinded executive order by former President Donald Trump. Specifically, it prohibits propagating the idea that New Hampshire or the United States is fundamentally racist or sexist, that individuals are inherently oppressive due to their race or sex, that individuals should feel, just say it's the opposite of what they're teaching with CRT. that individuals should feel, just say it's the opposite of what they're teaching with CRT.

Individuals should feel discomfort or guilt. They shouldn't feel discomfort on account of their race or sex. That meritocracy and hard work and ethic was invented by one race to oppress another. That's the one that kills me. You're just coming out and saying we're lazy. All the shit the Klansman was saying about you, and your program goes, hard work? Yuck! And any

other form of racial or sexual stereotyping or scapegoating. Hope they don't see this show. I don't know why you're talking about that. Is it because we're black? Exactly. But you have black people reported on this show, which is great.

You have, I mean, the guy that I've been most impressed with that I haven't seen on TV in about a week or two is that guy. He's a deputy sheriff or something in North Carolina. He's the last black guy, last name Robinson. Literally grew up in foster homes and shit. Put himself through school. Now he's like a sheriff or whatever. And he is so against this shit because he's proof

that the country isn't one-tenth as racist as Pelosi and AOC and Biden and the rest of the cocksuckers want you to believe. Anyways, that being said, the law still allows teachers, government agencies, and contractors to present these concepts objectively. I don't know what they mean by that. Upholding the principles of academic freedom and freedom of speech. It also states that the ban should not prevent them from promoting racial, cultural, or ethnic diversity or inclusiveness. You know what?

Even take that out of there. How about that? Because it is going to twist it. You know, and even take that out of there. How about that? Because it is going to twist it. What they're doing now, they would use these words to describe because it is dishonest at the core. So long that such efforts remain consistent with what the law requires.

Nothing in this chapter shall be construed to prohibit discussing as part of a larger course of academic instruction the divisive concepts in an objective manner and without endorsement. How could you, I don't know how you can present something that's so subjective as, I don't know how you do that. Let me call somebody. Anyways, without endorsement, the text of the law reads, the idea that America and Americans of certain race are inherently racist is being advocated by proponents of the Marxism-rooted critical race theory.

Hell bent on that, you know. BLM's mission statement, they come right out. Remember the lady said, we're Marxists, which says racism in every aspect of American society. That's what they're saying. Every aspect of American society is racist, yet you get black and brown people coming from Central, South America in droves, busloads, on planks, canoes built out of banana leaves and mud to the most racist country on earth.

Fuck these libs and everything they stand for. Proponents seek to dismantle American institutions, they claim. They claim our tools of racial oppression. The ideology has also been given increased social clout by, of course, the New York Times 1619 Project, which published of a collection of essays that argued, among many other controversial claims, that the primary reason for the American Revolution was to preserve slavery, which is an out and fucking out lie. Even black people and historians are like, that is fucking nonsense.

You know what's nonsense? Whoever built this iPad. I'd like to stick it right down their mother's box hole. Fuck you. Is it because we're black? No. Is it because we're black? It gets stuck on that one.

I'm just trying to play liar, liar, whore. Anyways. Listen to this. A K-12 curriculum based on the 1619 Project. Imagine kids and kindergarten. Developed by the Pulitzer Center, has made its way into many public school districts across the nation, including Chicago, Illinois, Buffalo, New York, and Newark, New Jersey. Illinois, Buffalo, New York, and Newark, New Jersey. A new rule proposed in April by the Education Department also prioritizes funding for U.S. history and civics programs that incorporate

the 1619 Project. See how they do this? Use money as a fucking carrot? Incorporate the 1619 Project and the works of prominent CRT advocate Ibrahim X. Kendi, who should be taken the fuck out and flogged behind the woodshed. Ugh, don't give me that smart-alecky shit. No, they are. You're not going to get any federal dollars if you're not teaching this. Isn't this interesting? I can't wait for the midterms. I'm not going to vote because I'm in Georgia and they cheat.

I'm going to sit there and laugh it off. I'm kidding. I'll be right down there. I'll be picketing. I need a bottle of water. I've been in line for an hour. No, no, no. You can't do that.

You heard Mr. Biden. God. More BLM. Okay, we just went from CRT and black teachers bullying white teachers. And it's going on in schools, on college camp, and in the streets still, ladies and gentlemen. It didn't go away with the riots. This is a very interesting clipper about the bullies of BLM. And again, their ignorance is astounding I wrote last night on Sunday extreme Black Lives Matter activists blocked Minneapolis City Council member Andrea Jenkins by the way the first transgender this used to be a guy I say it still is a guy looks like the father from good times with dreads

looks like the father from good times with dreads. Andrea, they blocked her car. Can you imagine? She's a fucking transgender black and she's catching shit. They blocked her car on the street, forcing the councilwoman to stop and sign an agreed statement. Oh my God. You really think that's binding? It was written on the back of a fucking Mountain Dew label. Signed an agreed statement that commits to dropping charges against alleged

rioters. Can you fucking, in other words, we want, first of all, they say hard work and perfectionism is a white supremacy equality. And they think violence should be legal. May you all die in hell. The signing was captured on video. Jenkins, a biological male who was the nation's first black openly transgender person. Who voted for her? Him?

It? Who voted? I don't believe anybody did. You know, I just said to Matt before the show, all we hear is how racist this country is. Yep, if you've reviewed my shows for the last two weeks, every politician, school council member, fucking House of Reps, state legislature, it's like a black, angry black woman now. It's all we talk about. So racist and so sexist, this society. Fucking evidence proves you're so full of shit every day. Anyways, openly transgender person elected to public office was sitting in the car's passenger seat when the enraged mob accosted her.

After the Taking Back Pride march, what does that even mean? Ended on Sunday. Who are you taking it back from? Yeah, you're taking the pride back from yourself? Marchers call for an end to police at Pride Festival. They don't want the cops at Pride Festivals. For the protection of black transgender residents and for the local...

I can't even believe what I'm reading. This saying, by having cops at a parade to provide security, it endangers black transgender people who make up 0.0001 of the population anywhere, and for the local community to have control over the police. Do you understand they're trying to dismantle our world as we know it? All the things that made us the only superpower left on the planet. We have paid for slavery 4,000 times over. You owe us reparations. And don't give me somebody else's bike.

What kind of horseshit is that, Nick? I don't know. A Facebook Live video captured the incident at Loring Park, where I used to buy crack when I did comedy there. Let's take a look at these activists blocking this councilwoman, who used to be a man, now she's black, and the white woman is driving the car. Of course, they get in it with her because she'd be racist.

But here's the video. I don't even know why people still even fucking shop at that shit. Another well-spoken black. She would not sign it. So here's the thing. That is correct, because we ain't asking no more. We're not asking no more, white lady. We demand it.

Fuck you, black lady. We're not asking. We're done asking fucking shit. We're demanding it now. So why don't we just get back. Most ignorant race ever to walk the planet. Fucking bar none. Go ahead. Sit back in your little seat and do your job and drive.

How about that one? How about that one? There you go. I know. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.

I got you, Aaron girl. I got you, Aaron girl. Aaron girl. I got you, Aaron girl. Pause. Can't even say Aaron girl. Aaron girl. As ignorant as the day is long long now you got a black transgender

woman trying to protect the what oh what a country what an idea what an experiment that's failing on a massive level go ahead and roll them i got you everybody i got you everybody andrea is citing the people let me see the signature. Let me see. Did she sign it? Who does this bitch think she is? Can I have a pen? She did. I actually really like that pen.

Can y'all see? Can y'all see? Can y'all see? Can y'all see? Barely. Can somebody hold it? Hold it. Can somebody hold it?

Hey, white fag. White fag in a tank top. DJ, we need a print. And a date. We need a print and a date. Print and date. Print and date. Fuck you. Print and date. No, she needs to print her name and date it. What's today's date? No, give it to her. Print your name and date it. Listen to her. Print and date. Print and date. Print and date. Print and date it. Listen to her. Print and date. Print and date.

Print and date. What's today's date? Somebody throw out the date. Wow. Wow. All right, I can't watch no more. Fuck. I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon.

Oh, my God. These blacks. Who knows where they're going to take the wrong way. Do they really think that piece of paper is going to hold up? What was it? Lady doesn't even know the date. She's illiterate and she's bossing people around. Congratulations. Congratulations?

Holy shit, I just got here from Bingjing. Congratulations, Libs. You have done it. You have turned the United States of America into a third world shithole. And my goodness. DJ Hooker, an activist involved in the Twin City Coalition for Justice for Jamar. I'm guessing Jamar was a black person who was, I don't even know, stubbed his toe at a White House. who was, I don't even know,

stubbed his toe at a White House, narrates the 23-minute long footage in which he says that Jenkins, that's the trans, arrived at the event for a photo op before she was confronted by the protesters. Jenkins, this is him saying, friend or partner has called the cops on us already, Hooker says in the live stream,

prompting Jenkins to say the protest is surrounding the white Kia. Like this ain't fucking white supremacy right here. I can't believe this shit. White power, one, two, three, four. We'll be right back. during the two full hours Jenkins was blocked but never stopped. Asked by the local outlet whether or not law enforcement was called, Minneapolis police spokesman John Elder said in an email statement, Loring Park is not our jurisdiction. It is the oversight of the Minneapolis Park Police.

Wow, how to have each other's backs. A man can be heard in the video stating that Jenkins said she would not sign the crowd's agreement. Okay, we're making progress, another male voice says moments later. We'll negotiate with you as we surround your car. And by the way, white lady, step on the fucking gas. We wouldn't even be talking about this. We're in negotiations right now. we wouldn't even be talking about this, we're in negotiations right now.

The protesters demand that a community police accountability commission, that will be CPAC, is established, that all murder cases are reopened. All murder cases are reopened, that all charges against protesters are dropped for more information regarding Winston Smith's police shooting death, for Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Fry's immediate resignation, and that George Floyd Square is left alone. The paper is signed by the people. Oh my God, help me.

Help me, help me. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. That's a black guy saying that, not me. Although I wholly concur. Imagine demanding shit from a councilwoman. You hear her sign this and do that. What the fuck happened, folks?

How did we get here? I don't know. Can't you feel revolution in the air? It's palpable. And I don't mean their revolution. I mean from the right. You want to see real violence? Go ahead. Keep poking the fucking white bear.

Oh, my God, my God. Speaking of real white violence, the kind that we enjoy on TV, I'll tell you, my old boy Rich Wood, that worked for the show, sent me the trailer for The Many Saints of Newark. That's a movie that David Chase, creator of The Sopranos,

yes, I was on one episode for two seconds, voted by the Screen Actors Guild as greatest TV show in history. David Chase, creator of The Sopranos. Yes, I was on one episode for two seconds. Voted by the Screen Actors Guild as greatest TV show in history. No bullshit. Anyways, he wrote a movie called The Many Saints of Newark because that's where Tony Soprano was from. But it's based on reality. Back in the 60s, 60s and late 60s, 70s, there were a lot of tension between the only people that would stand up to crazy black people, which is crazy Gideons. And that's what it's

about, the riots in Newark back in the 60s. And Tony Soprano growing up in Newark. His son, Michael, plays him. He's got the same face and voice already. And I literally had to wipe my chest with a wet nap after watching the trailer. I've never been more excited. As you guys know, I love this more than my family. Football, pizza, it is my favorite thing on the planet.

I fucking watched The Sopranos literally after it was over for 10 years on my treadmill every day. I could write the scripts out, all 400 of them if you want me to. And I remember reading this going, they said when this idea came to David Chase, I'm reading it, it won't be ready till 2021, the fall. And I was like, that's like three years away. What the? And here it is. It's coming fast. I am... I just...

I'm losing my breath. But... But... Just that song makes me hot. Let's take a look at the... at the fucking trailer. I can't... Oh, just that song makes me hot. Let's take a look at the fucking trailer. I can't.

Oh, boy, is this great. Roll them. When I was a kid, guys like me were brought up to follow codes. Hey, Jericho. What'd you say? What? He sounds like his own... Antonio Soprano.

What'd you say? I wonder if I can talk to you alone for a moment, Mr. Soprano. Vera Fimo, whatever her name is, she's really good. On the basis of the Sanford Binet, he's high IQ. Yeah, me too. You can't prove it by me. He's got a D plus average. Well, he doesn't apply himself, but he is smart. The results tell us he's a leader.

That's supposed to be Libya, a young Libya, Tony's mom. Uncle Dick. That's Dicky Moltisanti,. Chris Maltesanti's dad. Growing up with the family... takes it tall. You're my nephew. I want to do whatever I can to help you. My gift to you.

I want to go to college. I can't get caught with shit like this Look, you take the speakers, right? At the same time, you say to yourself This is the last time I'm ever gonna steal something It's that simple You kiddies really make me laugh Gonna have to tell somebody Let me go talk to him

He only listens to Dickie Gonna have to tell somebody Gotta only listens to Dickie. Gotta do something about Dickie Maldasani. Maybe some of the things you do... ...are God's favorite. You lead by example. Don't make the right decision. this kid's got what it takes. As far as your nephew goes...

I'm listening. Stay out of his life. Oh, God. Vera Famiglia. She's so fucking good. Oh, my God. Come on now. Come on. Shut up. I'm loving it.

By the way, Ray Liotta is from Newark. He'd be in it anyways, but he just happens to be from Newark. And when those riots were going on between the Italians and blacks and everybody else, there was, I don't even remember his name, the mayor of Newark, they called him the Great White Knight or something. Some racist Italian fucking mayor. But the Ginzos were having none of it. You should love our people. Again, I'm more racist Italian fucking mayor. But the Ginzos will have none of it. You should love our people.

Again, I'm more Irish and English. The really worst thing I did was fucking do 23andMe. Very disappointing. But anyways, how about his kid? Sounded just like matured. What'd you say? He's playing his dad. What?

That's not it. What? No! I love this show. Hey! Hey! It won't stop. Oh, my God.

Aren't you guys excited about David Chase? I was trying to play Tony Soprano going you gotta grow up What'd you say? Oh Fucking A I am so excited I can't believe I didn't audition for something They didn't give a date

I think it's October, though, right? I think it's October. They just said fall. How's that going to be bad? Italians and blacks fighting in New Jersey? I mean, really? Let's get on with it, shall we? Colin Quinn always tells me, Colin grew up in Brooklyn,

and he knows all about all this shit. And, you know, not far from Bensonhurst. He goes, your people, the fucking Guineas, are the only ones crazy enough to be chasing black guys down the street with baseball. I don't know why I'm proud of that. That's wrong. It's terrible. Anyways, let's move on to this country decaying at a rate that is unbelievable.

And led by none other than the state of California, which if you guys want to see what all Biden's policies and whoever's running the country, at a rate that is unbelievable, and led by none other than the state of California, which if you guys want to see what all Biden's policies and whoever's running the country, if you want to see the fruition of their work, look at the state of California. And there was an old saying, as California goes, it goes the rest of the United States. And I hope that's not true, but it seems to be that way. Anybody who's living there now, you're either, I don't know. I don't know why you're there. Maybe you have an important job. You've got a family you can't pick up, but why you would live. And I'm not just LA, Anaheim, this fucking tense, homeless, I don't

know. Anyways, the social shithole of California is at it again. Can you guys do us a favor? Please secede from the union, you fuckstains. You really should. Why don't you just secede? California, get this, will ban state-funded travel to Arkansas, Florida, Montana, North Dakota, and West Virginia in response, I thought it was still COVID shit.

It's even worse, to anti-LGBTQ legislation in those places. You know, like making people use the right bathrooms that match the gender you were born with, or the sex, I should say. You know, shit like that. That's anti-LGBT and a bunch of other things. They announced that on Monday.

First of all, can you tell your citizens of your state where and where not to go? Am I missing something? Well, state-funded, it means they want to... Oh, it's state-funded, I'm sorry, employees. Yeah. Yes. That means like college athletes, not that they're funded, but I saw the story, read it. It affects sports and other shit. Are you going to tell me we're not going to be able to see like USC at Nebraska this year? Anyways, they announced that on Monday and just leave the union, please. There has been a coordinated attack on fundamental civil rights

a rob bont the california's attorney general said at a news conference when was he voted in it's about aligning our dollars with our values really is that what it's about my money. Y'all shouldn't help me well enough. You better have my money. My wedding song. There are now 17 states under California's ban, including Texas, Tennessee, and North and South Carolina. The law approved by the state legislature in 2016 requires California

to add states to the list if they enact laws that discriminate against or remove protections for people on the basis of sex, gender identity, or sexual orientation. Meanwhile, when I lived in LA 20-something years ago, I would hear ads for businesses saying women and minorities only apply. That was 20-something years ago. I'm going to get rid of these Radio Shack products.

Can you imagine? All they're doing right now all over the country is discriminating against white, straight men. Can you imagine them having the balls? They're saying, as a a state we're morally superior. We're the only ones looking out for the LGBTQ community. It was enacted amid a backlash against states where lawmakers were trying to pass bathroom bills to prevent transgender people from using restrooms

that aligned with their gender identity. Yeah, because if I had a little girl or even a girl, a high school girl, a daughter in college, I don't want some fucking guy like me going, yeah, I'm fucking Sharon today. Let's pee together. What do you say? Bonta, a progressive ally of shapeshifter Governor Gavin Newsom, said that a wave of discriminatory new bills was sweeping across the country and that he was required to take action. Were you really? Why don't you mind your fucking business and stay in your old shithole state? Evan Lowe, a California lawmaker who wrote the ban, said it was meant to keep state workers safe

and out of situations where they might be discriminated against. Have you ever heard of a society where so many adults feel unsafe? Is that the gayest fucking thing you can say? I feel unsafe? Is that the gayest fucking thing you can say? I feel unsafe. I'm a 40-year-old sanitation worker, but I feel unsafe. I can't take it

no more. Fucking quiz! The current culture, he says, the current culture war is not a game, he said. In 2017, Lowe acknowledged that banning state-funded travel to Texas was largely symbolic. Have you heard a big outrage about this? Can I ask you? Have you heard a ton of LGBT or transgender people complaining about this?

The bathrooms in a locker room? Am I missing something? Back then it was symbolic. Still, he said this week that he hoped California's moves would prompt big business to follow suit. You know what I mean? Same way they did with the, you know, Coca-Cola did with the All-Star. Officials don't say how much money the state had withheld as a result of the ban. And that attorney general's office said it didn't track anything related to the law beyond the list of states. Of course not. There'll be a deep dive and you might find out the truth. But Richard C. Auxier, a researcher at the Tax Policy Center, said that

while the amount might be relatively small, the effects could snowball. He cited North Carolina's bathroom bill, which prompted a national outcry, oh yeah, by six people after it was enacted in 2016. In addition to travel bans like California's, the NCAA and the NBA moved tournaments in protest and performers refused to play gigs there. The law was repealed and the state's Republican governor was ousted in part because of the frustration over the economic fallout. You know, they're just blackmailing. And you know what? Those states should go, you know what? Fuck you. We're doing what we want. This is our state.

That's the way democracy is supposed to work. Democracy is supposed to work. States are little petri dishes for experimentation. These cities are all dying for people to come back, to go to their bars, to go to events, Auxier said. So if other organizations take their cues from California, local tourism groups or businesses could be hurt enough to prompt them to push back against their leaders. Imagine that.

They're hoping that other states are hurt, even after COVID and all that shit, because of LGBT, which makes up about 5% of the fucking population in this country. The rest of our country should be destroyed. I hate you motherfuckers so bad. Where's the big one? Where's that fault line? Why hasn't that kicked in yet in California? Let's move on. Here's some good news. Thank God for technology. I'll tell you.

You know, my iPad doesn't work. Get this. Meet the new meat. You know, my iPad doesn't work. Get this. Meet the new meat. As demand for plant-based alternatives, again, who's demanding that? What do you say, 450 vegans? As demand for plant-based alternatives to meat rises, we're not talking about dildos, okay? Take it easy.

Barcelona-based startup NovaMeat. Barcelona-based startup Nova Meat. Nova Meat is using its 3D printing technology to manufacture vegetarian steaks that it hopes will reach the mass market next year. Veget... fucking... How do you make a steak? Matt, you're good with technology. Explain to me 3D printing.

You can talk into the mic so that people can hear you. All right. As much as I know is that you can upload a diagram into a 3D printer, and typically it uses plastics to form something. People make plastic guns. I understand that. Now they're using essentially ground up vegetables,

vegetable proteins and such in the same sort of gun to then print out what looks like a flat piece of steak. Now we have another where he meat guns. Here you go. Here's the photo. It's convincing. Wow, that's a big piece of steak. Look at

that. Look at that. That looks like Hannibal Lecter enjoying a liver with some 3D printed fava beans. I don't want to see the word printer and steak in the same sentence. Unless you're printing out ads. For Morton's. Nova Meat plans to sell its steaks, in quotes,

directly to consumers and to businesses such as restaurants interested in producing plant-based meat. Yeah, but it's going to have toner on it. Not that kind of copying. Who's going to eat that faggy little tiny postage stamp of meat? That's faggot stuff. I know. You want to call it by its name?

That's strictly for fags. Anyways, that's what business development manager Alexandra Campos told Reuters on Tuesday. The Spanish company which developed its technology in 2018 was showing how its latest 3D printer produced food at Barcelona's Mobile World Congress. Whatever the fuck that is. It didn't have the feeling of traditional steak, you don't say. But I was positively surprised because I did not expect that the texture would be so well-achieved. You just said it didn't feel like a regular steak, said Ferran Gregory after trying one of the steaks printed at NovaMeat's stand at the world's largest telecoms gathering. That's where you...

I tried to look at that guy up because they cite him like you should give a shit. Yeah. He's nobody. You can't find him. Yeah, there you go. He's not even on Twitter. He's pumping this shit out of the back of a van. And why you...

At the biggest 3D telecom gathering. The company used 3D telecom gathering? The company used 3D technology to test recipes. Nothing says home cooking like a fucking Xerox chicken wing. Introducing ingredients through capsules because it is a cheaper process than mass producing, Campos said. Yeah, so is bologna. Once a model is considered successful, it could then be produced on a larger scale in bigger machines, not using 3D technology,

manufacturing up to 500 kilograms of fake meat per hour. Sounds delicious. Dog food! I'm sure he's dog food! Not just that! Campos said the startup's aim had been to recreate the muscle fibers of animal meat, but using 100% copier toner, using 100% plant-based ingredients. I still don't get how this works.

It's like magic. He forecast the plant-based industry would keep growing at double-digit rates in the foreseeable future. That's what he said. And then his alarm clock went off, and he got up, and he went to his job at Chuck E. Cheese cleaning turlets. That is it for today. I'm fed up with the country, the world, and somebody ought to do something. It's really getting on my nerves. world and somebody ought to do something. It's really getting on my nerves. Anyways, thank you guys for tuning in. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com, nickdip.com, cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or relative or whoever, I'll make a video on my phone,

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